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By Beth Sharp Tuesday 29 April 2014 Updated: 01/05 22:33
RESIDENTS have been warned to review their home security after two attempted burglaries within days of each other.
A house in King Edward Road, Sidemoor was targeted in the first incident some time between 8.45am last Monday (April 21) and 10.30am last Thursday (April 24).
It is believed burglars used a wooden gate to the side of the house and then attempted to gain access by levering open a ground floor wooden window frame before trying the rear door.
In the second incident the raiders got into the back garden of a home on Redditch Road in Stoke Heath between 11.55pm last Tuesday (April 22) and 12.05am last Wednesday (April 23).
An attempt was made to force open two windows and the property's back and front doors before they were disturbed by a resident turning a light on. It is believed they also gained access to the back of the house through an unlocked gate.
Det Con Paul Lettis from West Mercia Police said: "Luckily both of these attempted burglaries were unsuccessful, but they demonstrate the importance of preventing access being gained to the rear of a property where possible."
He urged residents to secure side gates and sheds and to take other steps, such as planting prickly shrubs along boundaries.
Witnesses or anyone with any information should call 101 or Crimestoppers on 0800 555 111.
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Firefighters from three fire departments battled a fire this morning at a building on the northeast corner of Plymouth and Starke Streets in Hamlet.
Firefighters from three fire departments battled a fire this morning at a building on the northeast corner of Plymouth and Starke Streets in Hamlet.
A traffic stop in North Judson on Thursday led to the arrest of two Illinois residents on drug charges.
North Judson K9 officer Scott Beishuisen performed a traffic stop on a vehicle in the area of Luken and Sycamore Streets. K9 Gunner was deployed to conduct a free air sniff of the vehicle and indicated the presence of narcotics, according to a news release. A search of the vehicle reportedly uncovered narcotics.
The last day of operations at the Pleasant View Rest Home in Winamac is tomorrow.
Operations are coming to an end after the Pulaski County Council made a decision in October of 2014 to not include funding for the assisted living facility in the 2015 budget. The decision was approved by a majority vote. The commissioners voted in December to close the operations at the county home because of the lack of funding.
The contractor that widened 300 East through the Knox Industrial Park last summer is ready to put the finishing touches on that project. Work will begin today to repair driveways, install topsoil, seed and sod and clean existing pavement. Once that is done, a final surface coat will be applied and the pavement will be marked. No road closures are planned. Lane restrictions and flagging operations will be used to restrict traffic until the project is complete in May.
The Moving Starke County Forward organization is ready to "race" into the summer with this year's walking challenge.
The theme this year is patterned after NASCAR races to see if all participants can reach the lap goal every two weeks with the number of miles walked, ran, biked, or swam. The Healthy Challenge Series, a healthy reference to NASCAR's Sprint Cup Series, will begin on May 2 with the kick-off event at 10 a.m. in Wythogan Park. An inaugural pace lap will officially start the event that will continue through Aug. 29.
Additional funds are now available in Pulaski County for those in need of energy assistance.
Dollars are released through the state of Indiana and passed down the levels until it reaches the Pulaski County Human Services department. Between now and May 14th, residents can apply to help offset their gas or electric utility bill.
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LaPorte County police are investigating an ongoing littering issue in Galena and Springfield Townships.
On Wednesday, workers in the Community Work Program picked up trash alongside County Road 125 E., County Road 800 N., County Road 900 N., Fail Road and County Road 1000 N. A truck bed quickly filled up with extra large trash bags full of garbage.
The Community Work Program involves low-risk inmates that perform various work projects around the county.
Some of the trash found poses a health hazard to the community.
The Knox Water Department had a mild winter this year compared to last season.
Superintendent Todd Gardner informed the Knox Board of Public Works members this week that there weren't too many calls about frozen water pipes. There was one call, but Gardner said the line from the resident's home to the city hookup is the issue. If the issue were to be repaired, it would be the homeowner's responsibility to take care of the problem.
Kankakee Valley Broadcasting Travel Coordinator Ed Hasnerl has a few available slots for his upcoming trip to Holland, Mich. Enjoy the beauty of the annual Tulip Festival May 4-7. It's just one of the adventures Ed has planned.
"Several people have talked to me about going to the Henry Ford Museum and eating dinner in an auto baron's home – Edsel Ford, Edsel and Eleanor Ford's home. It's a wonderful home full of antiques and art, besides having dinner there," Hasnerl said. Continue reading
Knox Building Administrator Bruce Williams has sent letters to businesses in the city to alert them to follow regulations set forth in the outdoor storage ordinance.
The ordinance was approved by the Knox Cty Council members last year after a two-year discussion on the issue. The ordinance allows outdoor sales and displays, but the items need to be placed in an area not greater than 15 percent of the gross floor area of the building, except outdoor garden displays. Outdoor sales and displays must be located 25 feet from the property and meet all other setbacks.
A sure sign of spring is the grand opening of the Melody Drive In Theater at Bass Lake. Owner Fred Heise says both screens are ready for Friday night's features. They include "Furious 7″, "Cinderella" and "McFarland USA." Continue reading
Indiana's Senate Democrats are taking a look at the minimum wage in Indiana.
According to information put forward by the caucus, data from the United States Bureau of Economic Analysis has Indiana making slow strides in income growth compared with other states.
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Multiple government agencies are partnering to give students scholarship opportunities.
The scholarships have been conducted in the past to help promote safe driving behind the wheel – especially when it comes to teens using their mobile devices. The "Drive Now. TXT L8R" campaign gives $5-thousand scholarships.
A video analysis of teen driving has shown evidence that distracted driving is more of a problem than previous thought.
The AAA Foundation for Traffic Safety reviewed video evidence and found that distraction was a factor in about 6 of 10 moderate-to-severe crashes when teens were the drivers. Information released by AAA suggests that's four times higher than the data suggests based on police reports.
Sunday marks the 50th anniversary of the 1965 Palm Sunday tornadoes here in the Starke-Marshall area.
Shortly before 6 p.m. after massive thunderstorms passed through the area, the first tornado of many reported that day touched down in Starke County a few miles southwest of Hamlet. It crossed U.S. 30 and tore directly across Koontz Lake.
One-hundred vacation cottages were damaged. As one of the cottages was blown to pieces, the man inside was lifted into the air and thrown to his death 600 feet away.
A 25-year-old Knox man who is accused of trying to molest a preschooler in February of 2013 remains jailed on a $35,000 surety bond. Magistrate Jeanene Calabrese denied a request to lower Luther Nies' bond or release him on his own recognizance during his initial appearance in Starke Circuit Court this morning. Continue reading
A vehicle reported stolen on Thursday has been located in Pulaski County.
The Pulaski County Dispatch received a call about a suspicious vehicle on Friday morning in the area of country road 900 South and county road 1200 West. According to the caller, the 1997 Mercury van was sitting along the side of the roadway.
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A Starke County fugitive is in jail after Pulaski County Sheriff's Deputies responded to an open-line 911 call in rural Medaryville last night. The call from a home in the 15000 block of West 160 North came in just before 9:30 p.m., according to a news release. Dispatchers called back and were told a child was playing with the telephone, and there was not an emergency. Continue reading
A Knox man accused of felony attempted child seduction and child solicitation is scheduled to appear in Starke Circuit Court today for an initial hearing.
Luther Nies, 25, was arrested on a warrant Wednesday morning on the charges that stem from alleged actions in Feb. 2013. According to court documents, Nies attempted to molest a five-year-old child. Knox City Police Department officers placed Nies into custody without incident and he remains in the Starke County Jail on a $35,000 surety bond.
A plea deadline date was continued to Thursday, April 23 at 9 a.m. in a case involving former Marshall County Highway Superintendent Neal Haeck. A judge granted the decision on behalf of the defense in a judgment released yesterday.
A Grand Jury returned an indictment against Haeck in September of 2014 alleging theft of scrap metal from the county in 2012 and 2013. He was employed at the highway department at the time the alleged acts occurred.


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Mt. Washington is in northern New Hampshire, and is a classic old hotel and four season resort with 27 holes, a fantastic setting with Mt Washington in the background. You don't have to be a guest at the hotel to play the courses here, but there's a slight discount if you do.
The original 9 holer, built in 1891, has been touched along the way by a variety of designers including Gene Sarazen, Ken Venturi, and more recently Brian Silva to finally restore the course. It's set along the Ammonoosuc River, and is a traditional layout of 3,500 yards, par 35.
The 18 hole championship course was designed by Donald Ross in 1915, a par of 71, 6,638 yards, 118 slope from the back tees, and restored by Brian Silva to its original design in 2008. The result was restoration of Ross's original plans, trees removed, bunkers returned, and reconditioning of the small to mid-sized greens.
Played a couple of years ago, and the course seemed to be going downhill, but just this week we found the course has been greatly improved! The fairways and greens were in great condition; the landscaping was beautiful and fit in perfectly with the area. We played on a clear day with the foliage starting to peak. The bright red, yellow and orange leaves of the trees, the view of the Presidential Mountain range and the beautiful blue sky framed each hole and gave us breathtaking views of the area. The course is fun with some challenging holes but the course is clearly designed for the enjoyment of golfers at all levels. Great place to enjoy the Fall colors and now a great round of golf at a reasonable rate.


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Matilde Asensi
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Matilde Asensi (born 1962) is a Spanish journalist and writer, specialised mainly in historical novels.
Asensi was born at Alicante.
She studied journalism at the Autonomous University of Barcelona, and she later worked for three years in the service of news of Radio Alicante-SER and Radio Nacional de España (RNE, Spanish National Radio) as the person in charge of local and provincial news. She was also correspondent for Agencia EFE and provincial contributor in the newspapers La Verdad and Información.
- 1999 – El salón de ámbar
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- 2003 – El origen perdido
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- 2007 – Tierra firme
- 2010 - Venganza en Sevilla
- 2011 - "Martin ojo de plata"
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Issue 3 • Date June 1926
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[Front cover]Publication Year: 1926 , Page(s): c1 - c2| | PDF (1312 KB)
ContentsPublication Year: 1926 , Page(s): 271| | PDF (112 KB)
General InformationPublication Year: 1926 , Page(s): 271| | PDF (112 KB)
Officers and Board of Direction, 1926Publication Year: 1926 , Page(s): 272| | PDF (77 KB)
Committees of the Institute of Radio Engineers, 1926Publication Year: 1926 , Page(s): 273| | PDF (67 KB)
Institute activitiesPublication Year: 1926 , Page(s): 274 - 280| | PDF (587 KB)
Addresses at the First Convention of the Institute of Radio Engineers, New York, January 18 and 19, 1926Publication Year: 1926 , Page(s): 281 - 290
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Main Considerations in Antenna DesignPublication Year: 1926 , Page(s): 291 - 323
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Maintaining a Constant Reading on an Ammeter in the Filament Battery Circuit of a Thermionic TriodePublication Year: 1926 , Page(s): 325 - 331| | Quick Abstract | PDF (632 KB)
The distribution of current along the filament of a thermionic valve is not constant on account of the emission which takes place from the filament to the anode. When the valve is not emitting, ammeters in each filament lead read the same value, but when emitting they are necessarily different, and for the usual methods of connection between the anode battery and filament they are also both different from the non-emitting reading. For accurate tests it is necessary to have a constant reading for comparative tests, and as the filament current cannot be maintained constant, a circuit has been devised in which there is no change on either ammeter reading when the anode battery is switched on. This is the filament battery current, which, when constant for the cases of non-emitting and emitting, provides a standard for comparison between different tests. View full abstract»
Portable Receiving Sets for Measuring Field Strengths at Broadcasting FrequenciesPublication Year: 1926 , Page(s): 333 - 344
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Sources of "A," "B" and "C" Power for Radio ReceiversPublication Year: 1926 , Page(s): 345 - 372| | Quick Abstract | PDF (7664 KB)
This paper describes and gives characteristics of the various present-day sources of "A," "B," and "C" power for radio receivers, namely, storage batteries, dry primary batteries, trickle-charge power units and battery substitute devices. The development of radio storage batteries from the earliest types up to the highly-specialized radio "A" and "B" batteries of today having built-in charge indicators, visible water level and spray-proof construction is traced and information is given on "A" socket power units containing such batteries in combination with newly-developed trickle chargers. Announcement is made of a perfected aluminum electrolytic rectifier. "B" battery substitutes embodying this rectifier are described and their electrical characteristics are given. Rectifiers and smoothing filters generally and their application to radio uses are discussed. View full abstract»
Direction Determinations of Atmospheric Disturbances on the Isthmus of PanamaPublication Year: 1926 , Page(s): 373 - 376
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Preliminary Note on Proposed Changes in the Constants of the Austin-Cohen Transmission FormulaPublication Year: 1926 , Page(s): 377 - 380
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Choice of Power for a Radio StationPublication Year: 1926 , Page(s): 381 - 389| | Quick Abstract | PDF (792 KB)
The cost of a radio station may be looked upon as the combined value of the buildings, the generating machinery, and the antenna with its masts and ground connection. It is shown in this paper that, for a given radio transmission, the necessary power P in the antenna and the effective height h of the antenna are connected by an equation P = a+bh2. By means of this formula, the cost of the antenna and the masts, as a function of their dimensions, may be expressed as a function of the power, hence all the curves of cost may be combined graphically. The resulting curve of total cost clearly shows that there is some power for which the cost of a radio transmitter is a minimum. A method is also given for choice of power by which the annual expenses are a minimum. The methods described above are illustrated by a determination of the power in the antenna and the heights of the masts for a radio station with a range of 3,000 km. and operating on an optimum wave length of 5,070 m. In this instance, the power for the least outlay is 30 kw. and for the lowest annual expenses, 20 kw. View full abstract»
Discussion on "Polarization of Radio Waves", by Greenleaf W. PickardPublication Year: 1926 , Page(s): 391 - 393| | PDF (312 KB)
Discussion on "The Shielded Neutrodyne Receiver," by Dreyer and MansonPublication Year: 1926 , Page(s): 395 - 412
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Digests of United States Patents relating to radio telegraphy and telephonyPublication Year: 1926 , Page(s): 413 - 421| | PDF (1198 KB)
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U Hoping Traffic Plan Pays Off During Gopher Home Opener
The Twins played at noon Thursday at Target Field, but the big traffic jam was because the Gophers played that evening at TCF Bank Stadium and The Vikings were also set to kick-off at the Metrodome.
Four Months Later, Portland Ave. Bridge Re-Opens On Friday
After four months of construction, the Portland Avenue Bridge, spanning I-94 and I-35W, is set to re-open at 6 p.m. on Friday, Aug. 23.Portland Avenue between East 16th Street and East 17th Street will re-open. The direction of traffic on Portland Avenue between East 18th Street and East 19th Street will revert to the pre-construction direction.
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Bachmann, Allies Pitch I-94 Widening To Dayton
U.S. Rep. Michele Bachmann and other elected officials from along Interstate 94 between Minneapolis and St. Cloud are asking Gov. Mark Dayton to consider making it a higher state priority to widen the freeway by a lane in each direction.
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3 Mpls. Locks Close To Recreational Traffic
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1,000 Volunteers Needed For Grandma's Marathon
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With Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu already coming under attack from several angles in the final weeks of campaign season, former Shin Bet Chief Yuval Diskin, an oft-vocal critic of Netanyahu's has stepped up to blast him on his foreign policy.
Diskin slammed Netanyahu in an interview, saying that he had become "unreliable" and was too obsessed with starting a war with Iran. He insisted Netanyahu had squandered several chances for peace with the Palestinians because he was over-focused on starting a war.
"There is a crisis of leadership here, a crisis of values and total contempt for the public," Diskin said, adding that "people will think I'm exaggerating, but I'm telling you: from up close it looks even worse."
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Who wants a war with Iran? Not the US military, not the IDF (possibly – losing fighters would be a fatal blow to their image), not the Israel Security Services – just psycho Israeli politicians and their 'best friends money can buy'.
crisis of leadership ? Nutty is an existential threat to israel. 2013 could be it
Unreliable, Obsessed,what else is new?
"…total contempt for the public." Sounds like what we have here in the US…The politicians only care about the public when they are courting their votes – and once secured – fuggedaboutit. They believe that only they know what is good for the people.
Foreign policy,"crap"
He spoke of not trying to get peace. wih the Palstinians. That has never been on the radar. Pushing the Palestinians off their land permanently has been and continues to be the game plan.
NetanYahoo is a nut. It is obvious. It speaks horrors about what has happened to the Israeli public that they support a madman
This is the way to avoid criticism-make it illegal to speak if you have any knowledge and care about your country or anyone else.


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1 THE OFFICE "Magical Thinking" written by Jennifer T. Pettee WGA Reg. #1323279 CONTACT: 336-280-5432 email@example.com 2 3 COLD OPEN FADE IN: INT. MICHAEL"S OFFICE- DAY 1 MICHAEL is having his hair cut by DWIGHT at his desk. Michael has a steaming towel wrapped around his face. DWIGHT The Shrute"s have been barbering for generations. You know, barbers used to perform oral surgery and bloodletting. (creepy look to camera) The red stripe on the barber poles represents the bloody bandages. I can take a look in your mouth, if you"d like. As he is talking, Dwight is unrolling a leather strap. In a practiced movement, he unfolds a straight razor and begins to sharpen it. MICHAEL DwightSensing movement, Michael takes off the towel and sees… MICHAEL (CONT"D) No! OK, no! This is not Edward Scissorhands. Put that away. DWIGHT You"re not going to have anywhere near the same experience with a safety razor. (CONTINUED) 4 MICHAEL I don"t care. No. Just forget the shave, just finish my hair. Michael exhales heavily. DWIGHT (crestfallen) It"s about done. I just need to touch up around the ears… Michael shouts and jumps. MICHAEL You cut my ear! Oh my god! You cut me! Ohhhh. Holy Mother Theresa, you are a freakin" idiot. #!&!! He tentatively reaches up to touch his ear. He withdraws his hand and there is a miniscule drop of blood on his fingertip. He looks up at Dwight with the look of a betrayed man. His eyes roll back and he passes out cold, out of his chair. Dwight looks at his hands as though they do not belong to him. DWIGHT (bolting from Michael"s office) Emergency! END OF COLD OPEN 5 ACT ONE FADE IN: INT. OFFICE – RECEPTION AREA – D1 Pam is sketching the back of JIM"S head at her desk. MICHAEL (O.S.) Pam! Pam enters Michael"s office. Michael has a wad of tissue stuck to his ear. PAM (sitting) Yes, Michael? MICHAEL Do you know what you do when life gives you lemons? PAM You make lemonade. MICHAEL (considering) Well, I guess you could. But I was thinking, why not sell those lemons and use the money for something better. Like, an orange. PAM OK… MICHAEL I need you to check out some oranges for me. Two bedrooms, fireplace would be nice. (CONTINUED) 6 PAM (confused) Do you want me to look for apartments? MICHAEL I"m just curious. It"s important for the regional manager to be aware of local market conditions. PAM You"re selling your condo? MICHAEL I did not say that. I said I was curious. I am a curious person. And I do my homework. PAM I"m doing your homework. MICHAEL This is important, Pam. I need everything in a 20 mile radius under $500. Stat. PAM I don"t think you"re going to find anything for that, Michael. MICHAEL OK, $550, whatever. There"s got to be something…wait! What about your landlady, what"s her name? Ugh, her face is still emblazoned on my retinas. (MORE) (CONTINUED) 7 MICHAEL (CONT"D) I can"t believe you thought I would like that… PAM (annoyed) I will find you something. (She stands to leave) MICHAEL Wait! I"m sorry. (solicitously) Um, what about you?…How many bedrooms do you have? Do you.. Pam gives Michael a warning look. MICHAEL (CONT"D) No. Right, too tempting. OK, switch gears. Please send Phyllis in here. I need Bob Vance to fix my fridge. It has been broken for a year. PAM How do you keep things cold? MICHAEL I do not eat anything that is cold. PAM What about milk? MICHAEL Lactose intolerant. PAM Eggs? MICHAEL No. They make me gassy. (CONTINUED) 8 PAM Wait… a year? What about your dinner party? We had meat! Michael looks at camera, chagrined. MICHAEL TALKING HEAD MICHAEL I"m selling my condo. I know. It"s sudden, but I look at it this way; what is a home? Is it a fabulous condo? Four walls and a floor? I don"t think so. Besides, I can"t get the odor of Jan"s candles out of the place. Someone would have to perform like, an odor exorcism. The point is, what really makes a man? His house? His money? His haircut? Michael reaches up to sweep his hair and his hand catches on the wad of tissue sticking to his ear "wound". He makes a disgusted gesture and flicks it away, then, MICHAEL (CONT"D) His awesome car? Maybe, yes, that could be. A car can make a man. A car represents man mobility. His drive to move forward. On the road again. Destination- unknown. EXT. PARKING LOT – D1 DARYL and KELLY are standing in front of Daryl"s new caran old beat-up looking VW diesel that he has converted to run on vegetable oil. (CONTINUED) 9 KELLY Daryl, you are my man, but I won"t be riding around in this hoopty. Daryl just looks at Kelly impassively. Michael walks out of the building towards them, on his way out. MICHAEL Well, wow, Daryl, did you call the police? DARYL For what? MICHAEL Well, obviously, someone abandoned this car-probably after they did some kind of gang banging. Did you check the trunk for bodies? DARYL The only thing in the trunk is a tank of fry oil. Daryl opens his trunk. Kelly is standing with her hands on her hips, looking nervously around to see if anyone has noticed her near the car. MICHAEL Oh my God! It"s some kind of a still! This is definitely illegal. Is that liquid crack, or something, Daryl? Don"t touch it. There"s probably fingerprints. DARYL I converted this car to run on fry oil. I get it from restaurants. (Continued) 10 MICHAEL (stunned) You did this? This is street legal? Wow. I"m surprised. DARYL Because I"m a stupid warehouse guy? Or because I"m black? MICHAEL Neither! I mean both are better. Being black and being from the warehouse. You know I wish I worked in the warehouse. And, if I could be black… (beat) MICHAEL (CONT"D) What you should do is give back to your community. I mean, what if you helped everyone convert their cars to run on fast food? Ya gotta give back. DARYL I live in the same condo complex you do, Michael. You are my community. Maybe you should give me that car of yours, and I"ll start giving back- to YOU! MICHAEL That is not what I meant. This is a corporate leasebut good for you! (CONTINUED) 11 Michael ducks into his car and lovingly strokes his steering wheel. He drives away. Daryl and Kelly are shown still standing off near his car. DARYL Get in. KELLY Where are we going? DARYL KFC. KELLY EWW! Why? DARYL (holding up hose he uses to pump veg oil into his car) Why do you think? Kelly holds up her "talk to the hand" and walks back inside building. INT. OFFICE – RECEPTION AREA – D1 Jim is leaning over reception desk to talk to Pam. PAM (quietly) So, we can take an extra long lunch and check out some places for Michael, but at the same time be looking for us. JIM Oh. Hmmm. I thought you"d want to move in to my place. We could have bunk beds. PAM Would you wear Underoos? (CONTINUED) 12 Dwight approaches with a fax he is writing on and rests it on the counter in front of Pam. JIM If that"s what you"re into. I have two sets. Batman or Thundercats? I bet it"s Thundercats. (doing a voice and pointing to Pam) Thundercats-HO! Dwight listens in to exchange and never looks up as he speaks. DWIGHT It would not be appropriate for Jim to wear anything that suggested superhuman powers. I wore Batman, and those are big undies to fill. (smirks) Pam makes a face that suggests she is ill at this mental image. JIM I bet you filled yours all the time, Dwight. (to Pam) You ready? Pam and Jim exit office. Dwight throws the fax on Pam"s empty chair and storms over to Angela for solace. Andy is hanging over her desk. EXT. REALTY RESOURCES OFFICE – D-1 Michael is shown walking into real estate office. (CONTINUED) 13 MICHAEL (V.O.) I decided not to use Carol this time, for obvious reasons, I think. I broke her heart, and my agent needs to be focused on the job at hand. The agent working the floor is shown through the window getting jazzed about the potential customer coming in. INT. REALTY RESOURCES OFFICE –D-1 Michael enters and asks receptionist for CHARLOTTE. The other people in the office roll their eyes and turn away. Michael shakes hands with an attractive young real estate agent and sits down across from her in an open office. CHARLOTTE Mr. Scott, I"ve prepared a market analysis for your condo. I compared your unit with some others in your complex that have sold in the last six months. (flipping through her report) Here"s what I think you may want to start it out at. MICHAEL Wow. Not even going to buy me a drink first? (beat) Um, there is a mistake. This is only a few thousand more than what I bought it for. CHARLOTTE Yes, the market hasn"t cooperated with you. Your condo really hasn"t appreciated. (CONTINUED) 14 MICHAEL Well, I appreciate it! And I"m sure there are plenty of other people who would too. It"s in a great neighborhoodwell, if you don"t count Daryl- I have cable in two different rooms… carpeting! Um…I have an extra parking space…why am I being interrogated???!! (beat) CHARLOTTE Well, we haven"t looked at the bottom line after Realty Resources" fees. Michael looks stunned. At this moment, an "Andyesque" real estate agent, DENNIS, walks in doing a self-congratulatory dance. DENNIS Got another FSBO, Charlie. Who da man? Who"s your daddy? CHARLOTTE (embarrassed) I apologize, Mr. Scott. Please take a moment and look over the CMA and I"ll get you some coffee. (gets up to leave) MICHAEL No Charlie. I think you had better tell me about this FSBO thing. (CONTINUED) 15 CHARLOTTE Please call me Charlotte, and a FSBO is what we call a "for sale by owner". Dennis just signed a listing with someone who tried to sell their home without a real estate agent and failed. It"s generally not a good idea. MICHAEL Well, Charlie, which is obviously what your friends call you… CHARLOTTE No, they don"t. He"s not my friend. MICHAEL Perhaps not. But he may be my new friend, because he is clearly successful, and he has given me the idea I need to sell my condo. CHARLOTTE What? MICHAEL FSBO. Why wouldn"t a salesman sell his own house? It doesn"t make sense for me NOT to. I can sell ice to a penguin. Those other sellers, or should I say, other LOSERS, were not professionals. That may dear, is where we differ. (CONTINUED) 16 CHARLOTTE (temporarily stunned) Mr. Scott…. (switching tact, flirtatiously) Michael. May I call you Michael? MICHAEL (instantly distracted) Yes… CHARLOTTE (imperceptibly unbuttoning the first button on her blouse) The tools and services provided by Realty Resources more than pay for themselves. Most people end up accepting less money for their homes than what they could have gotten. (provocatively) I have a deep well of resources and clients to send in your direction. Michael is struggling to keep eye contact. He finally smiles. MICHAEL No. Actually, I have my own deep well of people, crying and begging to get out. (beat) Thank-you, for your time. Michael gets up and starts backing for the door. (CONTINUED) 17 CHARLOTTE (a little desperate) Most FSBOs find selling their homes…it just becomes much too hard. MICHAEL (apologetically) Yeah. That"s what she said. Michael exits. Charlotte is shown fuming at her desk while Dennis (having heard what he inadvertently caused) is looking back at her out of the corner of his eyes with a scared expression. INT. OFFICE –AFTERNOON - D1 Michael is returning. MICHAEL Pammy O"Whammy. How"d you make out with the market "research"? PAM Not too well. Everything is either really far or directly on the train tracks. MICHAEL (unconcerned) Huh. OK. Well, next assignment. I am having an executive open house tomorrow during lunch. I need you to handle advertising. PAM What? It"s too late to get anything into the paper! Don"t you want to wait until next week? (CONTINUED) 18 MICHAEL No Pam, I do not. I want to create a sense of "surprise! Free lunch at an executive"s house!" DWIGHT (jumping in) You"re hosting a business lunch at your home? Put me in charge of security. PAM You"re having it catered? MICHAEL No. But they do not need to know that. There will be snacks. And… a special guest. PAM Who is the special guest? Michael is silent, but he is vibrating with the answer. MICHAEL The special guest is… Michael pretends the name is stuck in his throat. Dwight is nearly beside himself with excitement. DWIGHT Who?! Who?! Who is the special guest?!! MICHAEL Sorry! Not that easy. (to Pam) Just make up a flyer and fax it to some of the businesses where you know executives are. (CONTINUED) 19 PAM Like, the executive park? MICHAEL Right. Duhh. Fax everyone. The theme is….MAGIC. PAM I don"t get it. I thought the theme was "I"m selling this condo." DWIGHT Michael, let me handle this. Pam doesn"t know anyone but other receptionists. MICHAEL (overconfident) Please let me do what I do. (tries to tweak Pam"s nose) There is a method to my magic. Pam looks alarmed and mouths "magic?" to the camera. Michael marches towards break room, on a mission. INT. BREAK ROOM – CONTINUOUS - D1 OSCAR comes up to Michael at soda machine. They are alone. OSCAR Hello Michael. Do you have a minute to talk today? MICHAEL Hit me. (CONTINUED) 20 OSCAR I"ve been looking over the worksheets I made up for you. You aren"t following our plan. MICHAEL Oscar, Oscar my man. I have a new plan. A new, better, faster, leaner, meaner plan. OSCAR Oh. Does it involve doing magic shows for kids" birthday parties? Because, I can"t see any other "plan" in what you have been doing. MICHAEL (under his breath) Not birthday parties. OSCAR What? MICHAEL Nothing. Well, actually, Oscar, as usual, you are unable to see past the obvious. You can"t read between the lines. For you, there are only black and white choices- or in your case, Mexican and white. (MORE) (CONTINUED) 21 (miming Oscar) Hmmmm. What should I have for lunch today? Taco or burrito? Do you ever think, "hey, I"ll have a bologna sandwich!"? No. That is why you are an accountant, and I am the creative director of this office. OSCAR You are the manager. MICHAEL You are off the hook, my friend. Cut loose. I thank you for your fine counsel. (bowing to Oscar) I no longer require your services. Oscar stares at him. He is offended, but not surprised. He makes a gesture of washing his hands of Michael and turns to leave. He stops at the door. OSCAR One question, Michael. What"s your great idea? MICHAEL I am selling my condo. OSCAR Right now? With the market the way it is? MICHAEL Well Oscar, contrary to what you obviously think, I"ve done my homework. The experts all say it"s a great time to buy right now. (CONTINUED) 22 OSCAR Yes. To buy. Why do think that is, Michael? MICHAEL (with pity) I see the student has exceeded his master. Michael raises an imaginary light saber and cuts Oscar down. Oscar shakes his head and leaves. MICHAEL TALKING HEAD MICHAEL Back in junior high, I wanted to be an astronaut. I wasn"t the best student. I was terrible in English, math…and science…but the point is, much like Martin Luther King, I had a dream. In high school, my guidance counselor told me I had what is called "magical thinking." Wow. I couldn"t believe it. I didn"t hear a word she said after that. All I could think was, "how did she know?" Magical Thinking. It means, I see magic in everything and everyone. People never are just people. Things never are just things. Even here at Dunder Mifflin. Paper. (holds up blank piece of paper) NO, not paper. That"s lazy thinking. Origami. (MORE) (CONTINUED) 23 MICHAEL (CONT"D) (lame attempt at origami) An airplane. (gives up on origami, makes airplane and launches) That"s magical thinking. It"s more than it appears. (takes quarter out of camera"s "ear") INT. OFFICE – LATER – D-1 Michael walks out of his office. MICHAEL I need everyone in the conference room. We have a party to plan! ANGELA, PHYLLIS, Pam and Oscar rise. ANGELA This better not have anything to do with your condo. It"s not work related. MICHAEL Parties in general are not work related, Angela. Fun and work do not go together. Except here. You are welcome. Initially, only a few head towards conference room. MICHAEL (CONT"D Let"s go! I need everyone! INT. CONFERENCE ROOM – D1 MICHAEL OK, so this will be your first big chance to smooze and booze some potential customers. (CONTINUED) 24 There is some excitement among the drinkers, esp. Meredith. PAM (clarifying) There won"t be alcohol. MICHAEL No, it"s only an hour long affair, so there will not be alcohol, sorry Pam. Pam looks to camera - - what? Everyone slips back into their conference room comas. MICHAEL Time to whip out the ol" Rolodex. Please think of one or two potential customers who are just at the precipice..ss- just ready to take the leap. Trust me, I will push them off the edge. Call them. Fax them this invitation. Michael holds up a cheesy flyer that Pam has whipped up. STANLEY Why do you want us to invite people to what essentially is an open house for your condo? MICHAEL I don"t know who told you that, but that is incorrect. STANLEY Phyllis. And I don"t have anyone to invite. Phyllis looks down. (CONTINUED) 25 MICHAEL Stanley…yes you do, OK? Even if you don"t, I still need you there. It"s a fair housing thing. OSCAR I suppose that means I need to come too? MICHAEL Everyone, Oscar. But, now that you mention it, you"re a two for one. Oscar nods. Of course. JIM Can I wear a costume? MICHAEL No. I am the only one who can dress up. ANGELA What if we are not in sales? MICHAEL Yes! Everyone, Angela. Teamwork, people! Ever hear of it? Michael shakes his head and closes the door. MICHAEL (CONT"D) Yeah. OK. I didn"t want to do this today, but I guess it"s time for some knock-down, drag-out teamwork exercises. Stanley picks up his crossword. (CONTINUED) 26 INT. OFFICE – END OF WORKDAY – D1 Everyone is leaving the conference room, exhausted. Pam and Jim pick up their coats to leave and start to perk up. PAM TALKING HEAD PAM One of the houses wasn"t available to see until after 5. So, Jim and I are headed there on our way home from work. I have a good feeling. I mean, I don"t want to sound too eager, but I am so ready to move in with Jim. (she laughs) No I"m not. (beat, then,) Yes I am. (smiles) INT. OFFICE – MORNING - DAY 2 Jim enters wearing a trenchcoat. He walks to his desk and takes it off. He is wearing adult size Bat Man Underoos long johns. Dwight looks up from his desk. DWIGHT You wish. Michael walks in and heads towards his office. MICHAEL Jim, I said no costumes. (CONTINUED) 27 JIM Right. Sorry. Dwight, do you have a piss yellow shirt I could borrow. JIM TALKING HEAD JIM Did you see the way Pam was looking at me? INT. REALTY RESOURCES OFFICE – D2 Charlotte is shown picking up a faxed invite to Michael"s open house. She reads it and then is shown calling someone that we can assume is a friend or family member. CHARLOTTE I only need you to stop by for maybe 15 minutes. (listening) OK, make sure you tell him I sent you. Thank you. Thank you. (listening) Me too. Thanks. Bye CHARLOTTE TALKING HEAD CHARLOTTE Three years ago, I would have encouraged someone like Michael Scott to sell his own home. That was three years ago. END OF ACT ONE 28 ACT TWO EXT. ROAD ENTERING MICHAEL"S CONDO COMPLEX – LATER - D2 Dwight is placing bales of straw on the corner with "Amazing Fisbo" signs stuck to them. INT. MICAHEL"S CONDO – KITCHEN – D2 Pam is arranging some Pepperidge Farm cookies out on a tray. PAM (V.O.) Michael only bought one box of cookies. Pam stands behind a large tray of cookies, spread out as artfully as possible. Angela and Oscar enter kitchen. ANGELA There"s nothing to drink. No napkins. This is already a disaster. (hand to forehead) PAM Maybe we should ask Phyllis what to do. Angela gives Pam a murderous look. ANDY enters at this moment. ANDY Um, maybe, Pam, YOU should go ask Phyllis what to do. Angela can"t be bothered with this party planning nonsense anymore. Right Sweetie? Angela shoots daggers at Andy and storms off. (CONTINUED) 29 OSCAR I"ll run to Dunkin" Donuts and get a Box O" Joe and some cups. PAM And napkins. ANGELA (O.S.) This is not coming out of the part planning budget! INT. MICHAEL"S CONDO – UPSTAIRS BEDROOM – D2 Michael is adjusting his tux in the mirror. MICHAEL TALKING HEAD MICHAEL The trick here, one of many tricks here, is to create an atmosphere of suspense. The longer they become curious, the better. They"ll have a few cookies- Pepperidge Farmand they will still be hungry. Hungry for food? No, hungry for entertainment. Everyone will want more. Michael presses his fingertips together and stares at himself penetratingly in the mirror. (CONTINUED) 30 INT. MICHAEL"S CONDO – DOWNSTAIRS – 20 MINS LATER People are shown streaming in. Only Phyllis, CREED and Kelly seem to have brought people. Phyllis has an older businessman with her. Kelly has one of her sisters, and Creed has with him what appears to be an Italian man wearing dark sunglasses. Creed and this man sit to the rear of the room, and Creed appears to be trying to sell him something other than paper. Oscar returns with coffee and some bagels. Dwight is shown manning the door and keeping people from going upstairs. There is a velvet rope across the stairway. DWIGHT (passing out papers) Here is your program, and here are your property disclosures. No flash photography and the seller will pay closing costs. Mose is shown hanging out behind the condo, pacing. Dwight is now upstairs with Michael. DWIGHT TALKING HEAD DWIGHT Mose begged to come. Michael didn"t want him around because he said he would freak everyone out. Mose is shown again. Someone in the living room glances out, and Mose jumps back. DWIGHT (CONT"D) So, I made him my assistant. So that makes him assistant to the assistant magician. MICHAEL (O.S.) To the magician!! (CONTINUED) 31 DWIGHT (CONT"D) He loves magic. I think it"s in his blood. My mother always said that Uncle Yonnie and Aunt Sarah once did a disappearing act. EXT. MICHAEL"S CONDO – D2 A family with a young girl around six is shown getting out of their BMW. They are dressed expensively. DANIEL This is the last time. No more open houses for your sister. She"s got to sink or swim. JEANNIE We are in and out. (glancing around) This place is a craphole. They approach the door and Dwight opens it for them. There is a beat where they stare at each other, then, DWIGHT Welcome to the home of Michael Scott, The Amazing Fisbo. We"ll be starting soon, right this way. JEANNIE (entering, confused) Um, I"m Jeannie Schott, Charlotte sent us from Realty Resources. Are you the owner? (CONTINUED) 32 INT. MICHAEL"S CONDO - CONTINUOUS – D2 They are now all in the foyer. DWIGHT (to daughter) Greetings, young one. (deliberately, to Daniel) No, I am not the owner. He will be starting his presentation shortly. Dwight hands them the disclosures and program and crosses off. Daniel gives Jeannie a look. The lights go on and off a few times, and Michael walks slowly down the stairs. The theme to the Olympics is playing. We know that Dwight is handling this. MICHAEL (to room) Welcome! I, and this, is..are The Amazing Fisbo- AKA Michael Scott and 1484 Stoneybrook Loop! The Amazing Fisbo is a euphemism for both a fun guy and a fun house. Thank you for coming. I am honored and humbled. Today, I am going to suspend your disbelief, dazzle your senses and scramble your brains. Some of you will never be the same. Get ready, because you"re about to experience a little something I call Michael Scott- Street Magic. (beat, then,) (a la David Blaine) Look it, look it. Wait a minute. Wait- watch this. Michael attempts to levitate. He does not succeed. He looks up at audience, expectantly. (CONTINUED) 33 DWIGHT OH my Gosh! Did you see that! (to room) He levitated! That is unreal! (to Michael) Do it again! Michael looks at Dwight. Shut up! MICHAEL (still a la David Blaine) OK, check it out. Who has a deck of cards? DWIGHT I do! I do, Michael. Here. Brand new Bicycles. MICHAEL Pick a card out of this pack. Do not let me see it. Dwight picks a card, obviously feeling for a certain one. We can see Mose peeking in the glass door. Dwight hands the deck back to Michael. MICHAEL (CONT"D) Show it to everyone else. I"ll turn around. We see that the card is the ace of spades. He turns back around and throws the rest of the deck against the glass door. As the cards fall to the floor, all we only see Mose"s hand slapped to the outside of the door holding an ace of diamonds. INT. MICHAEL"S CONDO – KITCHEN – D2 Pam is rearranging the few cookies left. Jim approaches from behind and encircles her. He has just come in. He shakes a cookie out of her hand and replaces it with a key. She stares at it for a beat. She smiles. (CONTINUED) 34 INT. MICHAEL"S CONDO – LIVING ROOM - CONTINUOUS – D2 Jeannie and Daniel are sitting in folding chairs. JEANNIE (whispering) Can we get out of here? Daniel does not respond. He is shocked, mesmerized, or both. Michael picks up another pack of cards from the table. MICHAEL For my next feat, I will need a volunteer. Kelly"s sister rises, but Dwight cuts her off and practically pushes her over. DWIGHT I will volunteer. MICHAEL Pick a card out of the deck and show it to everyone. (Dwight does so) Good, now I need everyone here to concentrate on that card. Michael suddenly throws a dart at a dartboard on far wall. It comes crashing down, and a large, obviously patched piece of patched sheetrock falls out of the wall. MICHAEL (CONT"D) That was not supposed to happen. I will fix that before closing. Michael senses he is losing his audience. (CONTINUED) 35 MICHAEL (CONT"D) OK, you have been a great audience. I have one last treat for you all. The coup de grâce, if you will. This time, I will need a small and preferably cute assistant. Dwight makes a conspicuous exit. Michael rolls out an old wardrobe into the hallway, completely blocking any sight of the front door. MICHAEL (CONT"D) I don"t think anyone here could argue that you, little girl, are the cutest little person in the room. Kelly and her sister exchange glances. Whatever! MICHAEL (CONT"D) Will you help me, please? He leans down to the little girl, Jeannie and Daniel"s daughter. She matter of factly gets up, walks to the wardrobe, and gets in, without being told or saying a word. MICHAEL (CONT"D) OK, abra cadabra, when I open this door, you will be in a better place. OSCAR (to anybody) Can I get in? Michael opens the door to the wardrobe, and the little girl is gone. It is obvious she left through the back of the wardrobe; you can see a little crack showing the back. Michael smiles. So does everyone else. There is an awkward minute, and the parents suddenly seem very uncomfortable. (CONTINUED) 36 INT. MICHAEL"S CONDO – KITCHEN - CONTINUOUS – D2 PAM You signed a lease? Jim remains silent and stone-faced. PAM (CONT"D) You didn"t sign one. Jim"s face-nothing. PAM (CONT"D) Is this the key to your place? Jim raises his eyebrows. PAM (CONT"D) Is it the key to your heart? Jim makes puppy dog face. Pam laughs, but they are interrupted by the sound of rising voices in the living room. Jeannie and Daniel are standing with their arms crossed. MICHAEL Please, remain calm. I am having a hard time reaching your daughter in the other realm because of the commotion. DANIEL We have been good sports, but if my daughter is not standing in front of me in 10 seconds…. MICHAEL (refusing to break character) I have to concentrate. (CONTINUED) 37 Daniel pushes Michael and the wardrobe out of the way and storms out the front door, shouting for his daughter, Alexa. JEANNIE Call the police! Jeannie sits down and doubles over, freaking out. Pam seeing this, rushes over to her. PAM Ma"am, your daughter is fine. He is not a bad man. He"s just…. an idiot. Michael is standing with his eyes closed, concentrating and murmuring to himself, stubbornly ignoring the chaos that starts to erupt around him. EXT. MICHAEL"S CONDO COMPLEX – PLAYGROUND AREA – CONTINUOUS - D2 Mose and the little girl are on the seesaw (or swings) together. They are both smiling. Dwight is there and he is checking his watch. EXT. MICHAEL"S CONDO-LATER - D2 Police are leaving the premises. Jeannie and Daniel"s BMW pulls away from the condo and Alexa is waving from the window, Phyllis is seeing her elderly customer, MR. TALBOT to his car. MR. TALBOT This was supposed to be an hour out of my life, tops. PHYLLIS I know. I"m so sorry. (CONTINUED) 38 MR.TALBOT I was trapped at a crappy magic show, party to a kidnapping and questioned by police. PHYLLIS (low voice) Bob Vance will make this up to you. INT. MICHAEL"S CONDO – FOYER – D2 Michael is totally undone, sitting inside the wardrobe, looking depressed. Oscar is cleaning up and glances now and then at him in the wardrobe. OSCAR TALKING HEAD OSCAR Part of me wants to subscribe to Michael"s version of reality. I mean, our office is the top selling branch in the company right now. Michael Scott"s branch. If that"s not magic, I don"t know what is. FADE OUT. END OF EPISODE TAG EXT. BEHIND MICHAEL"S CONDO – EARLIER – D2 Mose is shown actually levitating as we hear Michael"s muffled magic show in the background. 39 40 41
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We make php scripts and computer applications!0 weekly downloads
EXPR is a software package for the recording and analysis of animal behaviour. Recording is done by pressing particular keyboard keys on the computer. The software then saves the sequence and timing of behaviours.1 weekly downloads
Great Tribal War
Great Tribal War (GTW) is a Tribes 2 modification program. The objective of this total gameplay conversion is to destroy your enemy base while defending your own. See game description for more info.0 weekly downloads
Freelancing application in Facebook0 weekly downloads
SeSAm (Shell for Simulated Agent Systems) provides a generic environment for modelling and experimenting with agent-based simulation with a special focus on the easy construction of complex models including dynamic interdependencies or emergent behaviour0 weekly downloads
Proxy AIO by DeLeTeD
Proxy AIO is a collection of proxy tools combined making one good exe file. Use it to bypass your schools, or works firewall. Everything that it includes is freeware, nothing is illegal. Use at your own risk.0 weekly downloads
Meyshan Wall
Meyshan Wall, This is the ultimate wall paper changer, using Micro soft .Net framework, Meyshan wall would fetch public and private photos from Picasa, Flicker, Riya, and 23 Hq and from your local directory to display as wallpaper as per your settings.2 weekly downloads
ImageSorter is an image browsing application, which allows an automatic sorting by color, date taken, name, or size.0 weekly downloads
Image Eden
This is an open source from Java platform.0 weekly downloads
Easy to use & user friendly PHP class to interact with MySQL databases. Functions will make any array fit in the tables without having to create big insert / update / delete queries1 weekly downloads
f.a.s.t. pack
f.a.s.t. (fast and smart tools) pack is high efficient, powerful and universal all-in-one free software toolset.0 weekly downloads
Duhokfrm is a free web-based application script, that works with php. It is free and submised to GNU liscence. Everybody can edit this software and have not the rights to sell it. It is caractherized by a skin like the one of http://startimes2.com/0 weekly downloads
DevLab CMS
CMS for your web project! Easy to install, to learn, to use! All information about product on www.devmgr.ru.0 weekly downloads
CM Tools
The CM-Tools project contains a lot of useful tools which is easy to access through a desktop icon which can be minimized as TrayIcon. The main categories of CM-Tools are Date & Time, Development, Disk, Games, Graphics, Maths, Network, Office and System.0 weekly downloads
CMac is a strong and easy to use tool to change mac address on windows operation system. It provides user the ability to change mac address of any net card on Windows 2000 Profession/Server, Windows XP, 2003 Server, Vista .0 weekly downloads
CartGen is a Cartesian grid generator that can generate uniform, octree (anisotropic/nongraded), immersed boundary Cartesian grids over complex geometry. Inpute geometry is some triangulated (water-tight) surfaces.0 weekly downloads
Burn Your Neighbour
Burn your Neighbour is an administration site for this card game whihc uses EJB 3.0 and JSF(with AJAX) capabilities. It is aimed to provide a sample of how to use these Java based technologies.0 weekly downloads
Program detects and publishes on the web current computer's public IP address in networks with variable public IP address. If you are cable modem user, you will be able to know your computer's IP all the time.1 weekly downloads
The MXControl project aims to create a set of tools to extend and administrate the Chat-channels on the WinMX Peernetwork. Part of this projects are BendMX that adds features to the Chat, and a full featured Chatbot for administrative and other tasks.19 weekly downloads
Web-Based Academic course system for assigning students to courses written in JAVA with pgsql DB and evolutionary algorithm for assigning students to course requests. Multiple roles for users: Admin, Student, Teacher or Tutor. International localization.1 weekly downloads
Microstream is a open platform with open architecture and open functionality to build up information systems .0 weekly downloads
Trust Me Tagger
Trust Me Tagger is a simple C++.net utility for Windows. It rewrites ID3 information in MP3 files based solely on file name and file path with fairly robust parsing. Great for portable mp3 players. Uses ID3Lib (LGPL) to write tags to files.1 weekly downloads
The Streets Online
New Free MMO! Race your car against others online, and do mini-games to get new upgrades!0 weekly downloads
SuperGRF Project
SuperGRF is a custom made Ragnarok Online Client which Contain All the custom items which made by users from eA and maintain by a group developers from ZN-Gaming Network0 weekly downloads
Star Script
Managing over 1000 PCs and 5 domains can be a big headache on a small budget! StarLogon is the answer. This is the ultimate logon script. You can use it not only to drive map but also to carry out any task that a domain admin would. Install updates, etc.0 weekly downloads


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