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10:51 PM on 02.07.2015
Whenever I listen to feminists like that Anna Snarkeesia, I find most of their points agreeable - but then they start talking about how female characters are designed for the male gays. They seem really insistant that characters like Bayonetta are made with the male gays in mind.
Now, I'm sure gay men think Bayonetta is sexy and fabulous. I can even see fashion designers looking at her and going, "Yes," but I think this view is very limiting. I mean, what about the female gays? Or bisexuals? Or even heterosexual males? I think feminists that fixate on the male gays are kind of throwing everyone else under the bus here. Even if heterosexual women don't want to sleep with Bayonetta they might like her style, personality or that she kicks serious amounts of ass.
I'm a lesbian superheroine and I have to say that the dominatrix-librarian-with-a-pixie-cut look that Bayonetta currently has appeals to me. British accents and long legs also do it for me. It's like Bayonetta was designed with all my weaknesses in mind - she might be my kryptonite and I'd want to give in to her.
I would love to sleep with Bayonetta. If she can kick an F-16 into the air and fight angels and demons on them, then I want her legs around me, her hands all over me and her lips on mine. Or we could just go out for coffee. Or lounge on a couch and chat about Umbra witch stuff, I guess. Whatever she wants, really. I guess I shouldn't impose because she's clearly a top.
I would also love to have stiletto heels that double as guns. That means I could quadruple-wield guns, which is cool as hell and what girl wouldn't want such things? Guys would think twice, perhaps even two more times before pestering a woman wth gun heels on the street - especially in US states with open-carry laws.
Anyway, I think this whole "male gays" thing is barking up the wrong tree. I don't know why some feminists are so hung up on this. It doesn't seem very intersectional. Alina Sarcophogas can shut it on this issue. Bayonetta is awesome and if she was designed for the male gays, that's fine, but It seems like plenty of other people like her, too.
6:26 PM on 02.03.2015
Today, I was informed that I have super powers. I did not know this but, if true, I'm eager to find out what they are. According to this very inclusive eSports group for women, being bisexual, lesbian or transgender make you exceptional at League of Legends.
So exceptional that there can only be one of us LGBT types per team or the whole team gets banned for a year. I'm not bisexual, but I am those other two things, so I must be really OP - like that time they gave Batman a Green Lantern ring.
I just have to wonder, though - is that all? Are there more powers at my command beyond excelling at League of Legends? How do I access them? Must I play League of Legends to make these incredible powers emerge and mature? I've never played LoL before, but if that's the case I'll start buying my characters right now!
Will I become one with the Speed Force? Do I have heat vision? Spider-senses? Was I exposed to gamma radiation so can I turn big, sexy and green like She-Hulk? Oooh, can I have Green Lantern powers like Jade? She's also green. I wouldn't mind being green if I had amazing powers. I'd sleep with Gamora.
Will I grow wings? Please tell me I'll grow wings! I'd love to become a real fairy - lIke that level 80 one in Shin Megami Tensei: Nocturne! That pixie had the ultimate healing, lightning and almighty spells, allowing her to lay waste to a lot of things and restore the health of her allies. She even resurrected the dead!
Healing seems ot be a common power among fairies and one I wouldn't mind having - at least so long as I didn't become small enough to be bottled and saved for later to help some jerk in his hour of need. I hope I'm a Great Fairy, though, and that I get my own fountain and perhaps give adventures powers of their own if they've earned it.
That or a weird mask.
Health restoration I'd have to charge for and I'd make a business of it. I wouldn't complain if it was just Tinkerbell's powers, though, because she can help make people fly for limited periods of time. I could charge for that, too!
I'll have to come up with a superheroine name, for criminals are a superstitious and cowerdly lot. I'd also need to design a costume. I guess I could go with a lavender one-piece bathing suit, teal knee-high boots and matching fingerless gloves. Hopefully I won't need a cape if I grow wings. I'd need other outifts, too, since I have to think about merchandising, comic books. movie deals and competing with Wonder Woman. She has a lot of different outfits. Different outfits mean more action figure and doll sales.
I knew being bitten by a radioactive lesbian was going to pay off one day!
10:43 PM on 01.31.2015
For years and years, weird people on the internet have been trying to find the Citizen Kane of video games, likely in some desperate plea for acceptance from older generations busy being frightened by Fox News or CNN. You will get no argument from me that Metroid Prime is one of the finest games ever made, but let's be real here - if Metroid ever had a film equivalent, it was the Alien franchise. Comparing it to Citzen Kane is a stretch and I'm saying that as someone that doesn't know much of it beyond "Rosebud" and the slowclapping .gif.
I'm a child of the 80s and 90s. The greatest films of my generation star Bill Murray. Caddyshack, Ghostbusters, Quick Change, Space Jam and Zombieland are just some of the legendary films he has appeared in, at least before women ruined childhoods forever by pushing for an all-female Space Jam film to be made.
Many game developers have valiantly tried to adapt Bill Murray's films into video game form, resulting in Outlaw Golf, Luigi's Mansion, Grand Theft Auto V, NBA Street and Dead Rising. Many of these were hit-or-miss adaptations and no developer really hit paydirt until Eiji Aonuma watched Groundhog Day and thought, "I can totally make a Zelda game about this, but I'm going to have to get Miyomoto really drunk." Thus, The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask was born after a lot of his paychecks were spent on saki.
Seriously, though. Majora's Mask is the Groundhog Day of video games.
In Groundhog Day, we find a TV meteorologist named Phil living the same day over and over again. What started as an out-of-town assignment to report on the Groundhog Day events in Punxsutawney, Pennsylvania turns into a time loop and Phil is the only person aware of this strange occurance.
I'm going to avoid spoiling too much, but if you want to stop now and watch it before proceeding, you can find it on Netflix or rent it online off of Amazon, iTunes, Youtube or Google Play. It is well worth the three bucks for a rent.
To keep this brief, Phil is a jerk and the movie is kind of a twist on A Christmas Carol - or in Bill Murray's case, Scrooged. Rather than deal with ghosts of past, present and future, though, Phil is going to learn to become a better person through a lot of trial and error within a seemingly infinite time loop. The dude learns French, how to play piano, ice-sculpting and gets to know everyone in town. He clearly makes good use of his time trapped in Punxsutawney. He could have been in there for decades given the skills he picks up.
He does develop a god complex for a short while after a rather self-destructive phase, but he later uses this strange situation to become a better person, to develop a sense of empathy, help others and successfully woo his producer, Rita, into a genuine loving relationship and this breaks the loop.
So live the same day over and over, become a better person, help others and become a god - at least for one constantly-recurring day. That's Groundhog Day.
Now, in The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask you're Link, so you can't be a big jerk. Fortunately, we have an antagonist for that - the Skull Kid - who now possessses Majora's Mask and is out causing all kinds of mischief and trouble. The game starts with him stealing Link's horse and the Ocarina of Time, then luring Link into one of Hyrule's many alternate dimensions - this one is known as Termina - and then promptly turns Link into Deku Scrub.
That and he's also calling the moon to fall down on Termina.
Big. Jerk. Even Phil wasn't that much of an ass.
Upon Link's arrival into Termina proper, Link runs into that creepy Happy Mask Salesman, who happened to be robbed of Majora's Mask by the Skull Kid. He sees they have a common enemy and goals, so he tasks Link with reclaiming Majora's Mask in addition to the ocarina. If Link can do this he'll help Link solve that whole turned-into-a-Deku-Scrub problem he's having.
It takes three days of tracking Skull Kid down, but Link gets the ocarina back. Unfortunately, the moon is about to fall on Termina, so he plays the Song of Time to get the hell out of there and finds himself back at the start of the three days. Seeing the ocarina in hand, the Salesman teaches Link the "Song of Healing,' which restores his human form, but when Link doesn't produce Majora's Mask the Salesman is kinda ticked off and insists that Link finish the job.
After he stopped angrily shaking Link and puts him down, anyway.
And so the quest begins. Link will relive these three days over and over until he reclaims Epona and Majora's Mask. In the meantime, he gets to learn all the ins-and-outs of Termina and its people.
What really stood out to me about this game was how each event in the game was connected to the larger story and every NPC had a very deliberate day-to-day routine. While a game like Persona 4 has characters living on schedules, you don't see them lived out in real time or get the immediate sense of purpose that brings. The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim has characters living out set schedules in real time but "I light the torches at night" or "I do blacksmithing" tends to be the entire depth of many of its characters.
Majora's Mask occupies the middle ground, giving the NPCs the charm and spark they need to carry their daily routine convincingly while not loading the player down with too much talk.
So you will meet and interact with every character on this bit of Majora's Mask art and they will go about their routines as each of the three days progress. It is pretty amazing how detailed the game gets and it reflects the level of detail put into the events of Groundhog Day. Once you get to know these characters and the reasons behind their routines, their presence over those three days feels less repetitive and more meaningful.
Each of the characters In Majora's Mask also have their own problems, from the childish mischief of The Bombers to the anxiety and urgency the Postman feels despite his dutiful image to everyone in town. What's more is that as that dreaded, leering moon looms in closer and closer over the three days, many of these characters' dispositions will change as well. Some will despair, lose hope or drink themselves stupid as that moon inches closer and closer to bring them oblivion.
And where most Zeldas make the people of Hyrule secondary to poking around dungeons, Majora's Mask does the direct opposite with Termnia and its people. They reduced the number of traditional dungeons to four in favor of making the world of Termina and its people the bigger puzzle to solve. That said, those four dungeons are possibly the most mind-bending of all Zelda games out there.
That's its own subject, though. More than beating any dungeon your mission is to bring these people hope again - and to stop the moon from killing everyone.
So, yes, like Phil, Link will get to know Termina intimately and gain numerous new skills, though in this case its transforming into a Deku Scrub, Zora or Goron and collecting masks to solve various problems. Link gets to to learn play horns, electric guitar and drums, too.
Oh, and he also becomes fierce diety as a result of doing all of this.
Live the same three days over and over, help others and become a god. Sounds familiar.
A certain someone also becomes better person and is redeemed. Link was already a good guy, but here he proves once again why he's the Hero of Time and, personally, I think he's a bigger person here than he ever was in Ocarina of Time. I'm not saying that because he gets the Giant's Mask and goes Godzilla on a boss.
Majora's Mask is the Groundhog Day of video games. I rest my case.
Now, if you'll excuse me, I have a creepy mapmaker to go punch. He gets a little too excited about meeting little boys dressed in green.
11:43 AM on 01.09.2015
As I've posted in the past, I am totally a fire marshal. I am also known to have uncovered the vast, far-reaching YJW catspiracy and lead the charge on dumping chocolate syrup and marshmellows on those that disagree with what I like to eat. All of this has been done in the name of advancing ethics in games journalism!
But as you all know, by drawing breath each day, I also have an agenda. Actually, they send it out to me at the start of every year on rainbow-themed paper, complete with clouds and unicorns on the pages. It is really an itinerary of sorts, telling me how I must collude and conspire with others to get various things to come to pass - things like converting Ellen Page to our ways, getting Laverne Cox on the cover of Time and ruining marriage and Dragon Age for heterosexuals. Not everyone can have Sera, but we did make sure everyone could have Iron Bull and I think that was a good choice.
This is not just our doing, however, we also have the Reptillian Empress Sark, DARPA and our Inferno Goddess to thank for making this all possible. By getting a bunch of kids to rage and flame on about women with opinions rather than actually talk about ethics, Intel has saw fit to fund us and our partners to the tune of 300 million dollars! Now certain poor souls at Intel must attend seminars in which they must learn how to not be assholes to other people. Or, for polite people, three hours they don't have to work, can poke at thier smartphones and drink coffee.
So 2014's edition of "The Gay Agenda" went off without a hitch for the most part and, okay, I was totally in on the YJW thing more than I "uncovered" it. I figure it was just time to disclose in full so I can move forward with a clean conscience.
But what will come in 2015's Gay Agenda? What does the future hold? Well, many things. Marriage is not fully ruined for hetreosexuals in America and Europe yet, so there's that. We're working on that Hobby Lobby problem, seeing if we can get a glitter embargo going against them - because that's our stuff. It's how we converted Ellen Page and Zachary Quinto, after all.
We're also looking at Persona 5 and seeing what we can do with that because while Kanji and Naoto were cool, we think we can do better. We also have Ellen Page courting Bioware to see if we can just make Shadow Realms an all-lesbian affair.
We're in talks with Sony about having Nathan Drake come out as gay. Its just time they admitted it. Kratos, too. He's just been so frustrated and angry for so long and, really, he cleaned out the entire Greek pantheon because he's not felt fulfilled. Putting him in Shovel Knight just isn't going to be enough and the Roman and Norse pantheons would like to live. Loki just took out Odin for Kratos, so yeah, let's just make them an item and call it a day. We made Thor a woman, so why not?
We took 8chan down the other day by pouring chocolate syrup in thier servers, just for a bit and for giggles. The real hit is coming later, but not from us at all because hey, kiddie porn is apparently 8chan's thing. We only have a gay agenda and it includes nothing like that so we'll just step aside and let the law do its thing. We have radio pundits to give aneurysims anyway.
Also, we've decided we really need Natalie Portman and that black guy in the stormtrooper costume. We've made the glitter bombs needed, armed our minions with them and the deed should be done shortly. They will become one of us.
That said, we also made sure that Bioware and Pixie Productions were getting on those Mass Effect HD remasters and optimizing them for a first-person bedroom mode with Project Morpheus. It is our gift to you since while we know you're so tired of remasters, the first person thing went so well for GTA5. A secret rendevous with a random cast member will be added because, really, we know some of you were just hoping Garrus would come in and take you hard unannounced.
I think I've said enough. Maybe too much. If I say any more I might get kicked out of the agenda-planning for 2016 and I really want to make sure we get Lupita Nyong'o by then. She is severely adorable and I forgot to add her because the idea of Natalie Portman and Mass Effect HD remasters were already overwhelming me. My head was in the clouds as I sealed the envelope and mailed my agenda submissions away on Christmas Eve.
Now, all there is left to do for me is to hop in that huge bin of sweet, sweet Intel money. 2015 is looking great!
9:47 PM on 12.20.2014
This a place between mind and matter, between dreams and reality. A place where various sides of one's self, the various masks they harbor, emerge from the sea of the soul. The self suffused in divine love, the self capable of demonic cruelty and other fun things and stuff.
Welcome to the Velvet Room. My Velvet Room. Or maybe it could be our Velvet Room. The Destructoid Community Blog Velvet Room! That's kind of a mouthful, which is why I didn't make it the headline.
Anyway, I am currently on the third floor of the the third labyrinth in Persona Q and happily fusing new Sub-Personas. I've shared a few here and there, but I've not gotten many from Streetpasses and the ones I have gotten there are kinda crap. Thankfully, there's another way to get Sub-Personas from other players - QR codes!
But I don't want just any QR codes - I want Persona Q QR codes from Destructoid users so we can share them, help each other and I can build the Destructoid Sub-Persona Compendium!
If you're unfamiliar with the process of sharing QR codes from the 3DS. I can explain. First you need to arrive at a point in the game where Marie resumes her duty of communicating with other worlds, then enter the Velvet Room. From there choose the "Streetpass Book" and "Edit Own Book" options, then the option to attach a Sub-Persona.
You can pick any Sub-Persona you want from what you currently have available to you. Do not worry, you will not lose what is chosen and what is chosen for the book will stay in place until you edit the book - even if you fuse that Sub-Persona away.
After that, back up to the previous menu page and select "QR Code" and the option to create one.
Now that you've made the code you have two ways to access the image to share. You can either use 3DS Image Share (instructions are found in the 3DS browser) and first post it to social media or pull the file from your SD card directly (which is faster, to be honest). The file can be found in the "102NIN03" folder found within the DCIM folder, which is where 3DS camera images reside. The QR Code will be the final image in the folder.
Now, you Sub-Personas - show me them! If I can collect enough, I'll sort out the best to make as complete a compendium as possible and post it at a later date. Share as many as you like!
Here are some of my own creations!
I made this Fortuna for my Map Navigator, who I chose to be Fuuka. This Sub-Persona will let you gather more enemy material drops, harvest more rare materials from P-Spots, allow you to see hints of treasure, secret passages and FOEs ahead as well as prevent pre-emptive strikes against the party and replenish HP as you explore dungeons.
Good fortune indeed awaits you with this Sub-Persona!
My next Sub-Persona was a happy Fusion accident, Rangda, the topless torso lady in dire need of a manicure.
This one still has skills to learn, but this version is geared toward very physical characters who aren't afraid to dish out as much as they can take. This Rangda is a good companion for Kanji, Akihiko or Shinjiro in particular since their high HP can capitalize on potent skills like Aeon Rain and Zanshinken or allow them to tank hits with Pain Eater (when she learns it) and Immunity Buffer. Party attack buffs and enemy debuffs also help them contribute with thier low magic pools without losing too much SP in a fight.
Next up is everyone's favorite bringer of pestilence and conquest, White Rider!
This a Persona I crafted for Mitsuru a while back. Death magic, Guillotine and Demon's Stab add variety to her skill set and boost her frontline role, though at the cost of no protection against fire. The addition of Megido mixes well when Mitsuru learns Power Charge. A splendid choice for executioners not afraid of a little flame.
For backline fighters I present Pavarti to you, a balanced Sub-Persona for magical offense and party healing.
She boasts powerful lighting magic, in fact, she eats lightning! Loves the stuff! And when she's not about lightning, she has potent healing magic and can cure status ailments placed on the group. Her magic also cannot be silenced! I found her a great pairing for Yukiko and Aigis in particular, though she's a fitting companion for Yukari and Naoto as well.
Finally, three high ranking fairies to fortify frontlines from fierce magic! Alliteration!
This is no midsummer night's dream - Titania, Oberon and Queen Mab are here! All come with the passive skill Runic Shield, which provides a good chance to null magic damage on a party line. Oberon is designed to protect further from wind and lightning while I made Titania give up lightning for potent fire and wind magic. Queen Mab can do supreme single-target lighting damage! As with Pavarti, Titania and Queen Mab cannot have their magic bound!
Take good care of my Sub-Personas, they have served me well! Now show me what emerges from the sea of your soul!
9:20 PM on 11.01.2014
How am I supposed to feel when someone tells me to "Die" and that "You don't belong in this world?" I think that's kind of harsh phrasing and threatening for less 140 characters and, really, its not by my hand that I was once again given attention.
I was @-ed by humans that wished to pay me tribute, that's all. I didn't steal thier souls, make them my slaves or anything but I think I could say that about some religions doing that to people.
All right, #notallreligions, I hear that a lot. Still, the crusades, chopping off hands and swearing lives of total chastity seems a bit much for me and perhaps taking scripture too seriously. I actually love reading the Bible.
All I ever wanted was to drink blood, live forever and rule the world but somehow that's a bad thing.
These words are not empty, nor is my soul. That jerk said that about me, too. Again, these people just @ to me, I didn't claim to be the savior of mankind or anything.
And what is a man, really? I used to just say "a miserable pile of secrets" before social media. Its enough to make me want to toss this nice chardonnay I'm having. Most men are a miserable pile, little more.
Oh God, "#notallmen." Really? REALLY? I've lost two wives to mankind so far, but I know there are those desperate for my guidance so, yes, not all men. I happen to have human friends, you know. Like Shaft, for example, or those people that resurrected me and those two wives I lost. My son is also half-human! We have some differences of opinion and there was that time he, a Belmont had a sorceress killed me, but I do still love him.
Wait. Who just posted my address, bank information and images of my home here?
What's this?
Why that little... I'm mentioned in a tweet?
Well, I guess there's nothing for it. This social media stuff just makes humans miserable to talk to - moreso than usual. I'll just delete this stupid app, get my minions ready and settle down on my throne with this nice bloody chardonnay I've been enjoying.
Enough tweets, have at you!


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Winter Flower Stand Idea
Hello there. I'm new to the forum so I hope this is the appropriate section to post this question at. If not, please direct me to somewhere better. Anyway I operate a lawncare service through the year and don't have much work outside of snow removal during the winter. Hence I'm always trying to think of side businesses to do during the winter. I've done some vegetable gardening the last two years and enjoyed it. My dad is an avid flower and vegetable gardener. My idea based of this experience and talking with him is to start a winter-time flower stand where I would sell potted flowers to people to brighten up their winter day. I'm not sure whether I would need a grow light system or not to do this as I've researched that there are many varieties of flowers that will actually grow and bloom during the winter months in this zone, such as crocus, heather, snowdrops, and helebores, to name a few. So I guess my question is: has anyone else done or are doing this, Do you grow the flowers inside or do can I use flowers that I plant from seed or bulb during the autumn, and what other advice or tips would you have in regarding this subject. My other idea that goes in hand with the flower stand is to make and design flower boxes to people at the local farmers market that I can maintain for them on a year round basis, even in winter with the winter varieties available for this. I just thought it would be a neat business idea to provide flowers to people during a time when their not as available or that they have a small businessperson to look to for this.
I'm also in Zone 5, you would need some type of lighting system for blooms. I and my mother have both kept impatients growing and blooming over the entire year. These were old-fashioned varities and we kept them in window sills.
The crocus, snowdrops and others like that NEED to be frozen before they will bloom, so you will need to force them.
I know the greenhouses in my area are not making much money, due to the big box stores having potted plants year round. Keep this in mind.
One thing, you might consider is a plant maintenance contract with some of your summer customers. Basically watering, trimming and such year round for the inside along with the outside plants.
You might want to look into equipment (and trained personnel) if you don't already have them for storm cleanup. Seems like the past few years we've had a lot of limbs/trees down and people who can safely remove a dangling limb are in high demand. Firewood as a side business (though you need time to cut and season).


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The Welsh Liberal Democrats say they are 'delighted' that the party has pledged to scrap Severn Bridge tolls.
We are the only party that will completely scrap the unfair Severn Bridge tolls.
This announcement will offer a huge boost to the Welsh economy and save the average commuter around £1,536 a year. It will help to build a strong economy and a fairer society.
These tolls shouldn't be used as a money-maker by either the Welsh or UK Government. Tolls are extremely rare in the UK, so I see no reason why people should be forced to pay to enter Wales.
Liberal Democrats pledge to scrap Severn Bridge tolls
The Liberal Democrats have pledged to scrap the Severn Bridge tolls if the party is successful in the forthcoming General Election.
The commitment will be outlined in the party's 'pre-manifesto' in September.
The Severn Crossings are managed by a private concessionaire, which is due to end when enough revenue target is collected from tolls - predicted to be sometime in 2018.
Once the bridges are transferred into public ownership and debts are repaid, the Liberal Democrats say they will abolish the tolls.
Cardiff MP to make Lib Dem history at cabinet table
Cardiff Central MP Jenny Willott will become the first Liberal Democrat woman to sit at the cabinet table today.
Although she does not have full cabinet minister rank, the 39 year old will take her seat alongside new women's minister, Tory MP Nicky Morgan, to make a presentation on coalition efforts to close the gender pay gap.
In her new role, Ms Willott will promote more family-friendly workplaces and tackle issues around discrimination. She will attend cabinet when issues related to shared parental leave and workplace rights are on the agenda.
Ms Willott said: "This is a really exciting opportunity to tackle an issue I'm passionate about at the very heart of government.
"I'm looking forward to sitting around the cabinet table to promote longstanding Liberal Democrat priorities such as making workplaces more family-friendly and closing the gender pay gap."
Kirsty Williams: Wales 'let down' by Welsh Government
Welsh Liberal Democrat leader Kirsty Williams has been speaking on the second day of her party's conference in Newport.
.@kirsty_williams : 'This is a great nation of ours...too often let down by a Welsh Govt which fails ...time and time again.'
.@kirsty_williams 'How dare (Carwyn Jones) hide behind the people he's meant to lead. What kind of leader does that?'
.@kirsty_williams :First Minister shd have kept talking re: rail electrification funding but 'he just wanted the row in the media after all'
Labour attacks 'irrelevant' Lib Dems
Welsh Labour has attacked the Welsh Liberal Democrats ahead of a speech in which the party's leader Kirsty Williams is expected to criticise the First Minister for his oversight of public services in Wales. A Labour spokesperson said,
Nick Clegg's Liberal Democrats are a growing irrelevance in Wales. They are shouting louder and louder to try and fill smaller and emptier conference halls.
If Kirsty Williams wanted to make Liberals relevant again she could start by demanding an end to the Tory war on Wales. Instead the Libs seem to be saddling up alongside Westminster coalition partners to denigrate the public sector in Wales, using the same bogus arguments and dodgy statistics for political gain. And they have failed miserably to support Wales on rail electrification.
Lib Dem conference conversation
Welsh Liberal Democrat delegates discuss conference issues with Political Editor Adrian Masters. Jane Dodds is the party's parliamentary candidate for 2015 in Montgomeryshire. Alec Dauncey is the Lib Dems' lead candidate in May's European Parliament election.
Only Lib Dems stand up for Europe says Kirsty Williams
Welsh Liberal Democrat leader Kirsty Williams is expected to say that only her party is defending Britain's membership of the European Union. She'll use a slogan quoted repeatedly during the Welsh Lib Dem conference, saying 'we are the only party of IN.'
With the European Parliamentary election just six weeks away, Lib Dem leaders have accused the other parties of failing to stand up to the UKIP challenge. In her speech to the Welsh Liberal Democrat conference, Kirsty Williams will join the attacks.
There is simply no point in voting Labour in the European elections, they are too scared to have a voice on Europe and squandered billions of EU funds.
The Tories are a mess. Cameron continues to pander to Euro-skeptics and to UKIP.
And then of course, there is Plaid Cymru – who want to have their cake and eat it. They cannot credibly call for Welsh independence yet proclaim they stand for Europe.
Plaid might be infighting and sacking people over attacks on UKIP, but the irony is, they have similarities: they are two separatist parties and both of them could take us Out of the EU. Plaid's dream of independence could threaten thousands of jobs. Yes they sneer at UKIP, but you don't fight little England nationalism by trumping it with Welsh nationalism.
'Labour is holding us back' says Lib Dem leader
Welsh Liberal Democrat leader Kirsty Williams will blame Labour for recent negative portrayals of the Welsh health service in the UK media. She'll tell the Welsh Lib Dem conference in Newport that her instinct is 'to jump to the defence of my country' when she reads such headlines.
But she's expected to say although 'some of these stories maybe motivated by a political agenda ... many are accurate and too often based on truth.' And she'll add:
"I am furious that we as nation are being portrayed in this manner. Last week Carwyn Jones said these criticisms weren't a war on Welsh Labour, or the Welsh Government, but a war on Wales as an entire nation.
How dare he take cover behind the people he is meant to lead. What kind of leader does that? These headlines might hurt our sense of national pride, but we must not forget, it is Labour that is Wales' weak link. Labour is holding us back, Labour – the weight around our nation's neck."
- Kirsty Williams AM, Welsh Liberal Democrat Leader
Welsh Lib Dem conference: day 2
Welsh Liberal Democrat leader Kirsty Williams will be the main speaker on the second day of her party's conference in Newport. UK Government minister Jenny Willott will also address delegates.
During the conference's first day, Deputy Prime Minister Nick Clegg committed the Lib Dems to a wide-ranging transfer of power from Westminster to Cardiff.
He said the recent Silk Commission report, which recommended devolution of policing, youth justice, energy decisions and teachers' pay, would become the 'blueprint' for his party's 2015 manifesto.
Scotland vote should be 'giant leap towards Home Rule' Nick Clegg tells Welsh Lib Dems
During his speech to the Welsh Liberal Democrats' conference, Nick Clegg linked his pledge for further devolution in Wales to Scotland's independence referendum this September. He said that whatever the vote's outcome it should represent 'a giant leap towards Home Rule.'
And he said that if further powers are transferred to Scotland, the same should be true of Wales.
The build-up to the Scottish Referendum is now in full swing.
The Party leaders – me, David Cameron and Ed Miliband – have, in a rare moment of consensus, all set out our hope that Scotland chooses to remain in our family of nations.
Their parties have now agreed with our long held view that, should Scotland reject independence, that decision must trigger greater powers for Holyrood and the Scottish people: voting no must not mean no change.
And the ground-breaking work that Ming Campbell has done on what further devolution to Scotland can look like is providing a concrete vision for those of us who want to see September 18th be a giant leap towards Home Rule. But while all eyes are on Scotland, this referendum represents an important moment for Wales. Because why not further devolution to Wales too?


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A short film for Israel Military Memorial Day. In memory of Erez Idan.
I got the opportunity to direct and animate. I really had fun to work on it and learn more about Erez.
Produced for the Panim. Yum. Zikaron. project of Beit Avichay.
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Producer: Lirit Rosenstwig-Topaz
Director and Animator: Yoav Shtibelman
Visual Develepment: Elaine Wu
Music: Daniel Markovich
Consultant: Liron Topaz
Special thanks to Lindsey St. Pierre
Script: Inbal Gnor
Initiator: Yochai Hadad
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Price; bed, sheets, and pillow very comforatble
Needs a wifi router added near room 136. Bathroom was not perfectly clean, but no big deal
The hotel building, lobby, hallways and room were all very clean and up to date. Very comfortable queen bed. Fast internet service.
No micro-fridge. Icebergs were spotted in the indoor pool. Standard-def TV fuzzy.
Liked that it was close to the mall
no indoor pool or hot tub. Room was very small, no space for coffee maker to stay set up and they didn't provide tea bags
great location for shopping at Summerset mall. Great price. Will be booking again.
Nice sized room.
Bathroom was ada and flooded everytine took a shower
Wanted to use the fireplace, but since it was a wood-burning fireplace with no wood - no fire.
Also, breakfast was suppose to be ready at 7. We had a swimmer who was headed for a meet, and we had to find some place else for her to eat, because it wasn't ready at the hotel. There were many people sitting in the breakfast room waiting just like we were!
Wonderful facility, beautiful room, comfortable beds
The free breakfast offering was great. The three bar drinks per person for each day along with the snacks were also a nice way to welcome the guests. The rooms and hotel were very clean. The staff was very friendly and helpful. Good value. Close to Detroit and very convienent.
Nothing. Pool could be larger, but not bad.
Very spacious room and comfy bed.
The complimentary bar and food was an unexpected surprise!
Basically every thing... It was clean, comfortable, friendly, the free complimentary breakfast was fantastic! I reall
Every thing
Helpfulness of front desk staff.
Quality and variety of breakfast.
Motel was located conveniently to the freeway and my final destination. Pricing for the room was very affordable, rooms looked like they've been updated recently. If you need a safe, affordable place to crash for a night - this Red Roof is for you.
You could tell that my room had formerly been a "smoking" room converted to "non-smoking." If smoke smells bother you, I'd suggest taking a whiff of your room prior to bringing luggage in.
Nice staff and they were very helpful. Good place to stay for a night but not extended stay- to small. No breakfast but there is a McDonalds next door which is walking distance.
Clean rooms, nice location
I did not have hot water in room 4 out of 7 days. The staff told me it was fixed. I woke up at 4:30 am on departure day and showered with cold water. I needed to catch a flight so didn't have much options.
I liked the location as it was close to the meeting I had to go to.
The front desk staff was not very welcoming or friendly. I had to dig for information regarding local eatery. when I realized I had to walk alone and across the street, I asked about the vending machine and after walking downstairs and down the hall, I noticed there was some snacks and drinks right next to the front desk?!! The staff could have told me or offered that information. the next day, the front staff again was helpful but I felt i had to "pull teeth" to get information.
I had a great experience here. I was looking for a cheap, clean, basic room to stay for a couple of nights by myself while I was in town for business. This room fit the bill and I would definitely stay here again as it was a great value for the money.
There was a very slight smell to the room. Not bad but you noticed it when you walked in.
Got a room on 16th floor. Great view, great hotel
location, staff was very helpful
being charged for internet service in the room, no mini fridge
Very clean and friendly staff. This hotel should be 2.5 stars ranking.
Friendly staff
Not clean Hard beds If u get. Up before nine all coffe and breakfast goneNot in a safe please
Fast service
Halls were filthy, room didn't have cups or ice bucket
Free breakfast, on site laundry so we didn't have to travel back with dirty clothes and the location
The best hotel for the lowest price. Me and family had a great time, and I will definitely look for Hamptons wherever I go for future travel. Wonderful free breakfast everyday, great staff, clean place, and not so expensive. I couldn't ask for more
Nothing that I didn't like
The front desk staff were awesome and the location was convenient enough to the Palace for a Pistons' game. Travelling without a family? This place could work! The workout space was swell as well.
The cleanliness was a bit off in the room (toe nail clippings and such). The beds need an upgrade - rather like sleeping on wood. DO NOT GO TO THE RIP-OFF ITALIAN JOINT near the hotel. No real family options (roll-aways, etc.)
The hotel was great if you are attending an event at The Palace. Very close to restaurants and a few stores. Pool was cleaned and stocked with fresh towels.
Room could use a facelift, outdated.
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Ravell Call, Deseret News
Leaders come in all sorts of packages.
Some are vocal while others prefer to lead by example; some are the aggressors while others are more opportunistic; and some are experienced veterans while others dive into the mix as underclassmen.
Regardless of the number of different ways there are of exerting leadership qualities, there is one trait all leaders undoubtedly share: they drive their team's success. That is exactly what the Deseret News' state girls' soccer MVPs did throughout their respective seasons. The 2012 award-winners are Alta's Bizzy Phillips, Bonneville's Megan Fillpot, Snow Canyon's Sarah Henderson, and Waterford's Grace Sponaugle.
5A: Bizzy Phillips, Alta
The Alta midfielder's given name is Elisabeth Phillips, but she prefers to go by the shorter nickname of Bizzy. It is a title that is much more descriptive of her personality, both on and off the soccer field.
"She is definitely a 'Bizzy'," Alta coach Lee Mitchell said when asked about the junior's name.
"She was our energizer," he continued. "She is what made us go."
Phillips not only provided the team with endless amounts of energy, she also led the team in scoring with 22 goals, bringing her career total to 35 goals, and helped the Hawks get to their eighth championship match in the past 11 seasons.
Phillips scored two of Alta's three goals in the semifinal victory over Northridge to secure the title game rematch with Viewmont.
"As a team, our kids work really well together," Mitchell said, "but we are a different team without her."
As good as Phillips is on the soccer field, Mitchell added that "she is even a better friend and person."
"She is an individual you like to be around, she builds everybody up," he continued. "She is a bubbly kid who enjoys life and everything she does."
Phillips is also an excellent student and has committed to play for BYU after her career at Alta.
"I hope she will do the same kinds of things as this year," Mitchell said of what he anticipates from Phillips as a senior. "I expect that she will just pick up right where she left off."
4A: Megan Fillpot, Bonneville
Fillpot was never a very outspoken leader. The goalkeeper opted to do her talking with her effort in the net. But at the beginning of the 2012 season, the senior spoke up and made a clear statement.
"At one of the first practices, she stood up and said, 'We're here to win a state championship. If you're not here for that, then you need to leave,' " Bonneville coach Rob McDaniel remembered.
The Lakers did go on to win the 4A title — their second in three years — and Fillpot had a great deal to do with her team's success.
She recorded the most shutouts (12) and allowed the fewest goals (eight) ever for a Bonneville goalkeeper. Those numbers are at or near the top of the 4A and state leaderboard as well. Fillpot tied two other goalkeepers — 3A's Grace Walton of Snow Canyon and Kelsey East of Ogden — for the most shutouts this season and just one team, Ogden, allowed fewer goals with seven.
Ironically, in spite of all of her success, goalkeeper isn't the position Fillpot would prefer to fill.
"She would rather play on the field," McDaniel said. "It has been a battle between she and I, but look what she does in goal. It just comes natural to her."
Fillpot, who has a goal of continuing her soccer career beyond high school, moved into the Lakers' starting lineup midway through the season during her sophomore year. She played all four playoff games en route to that championship and also earned the first five of her 26 career shutouts. That is a stat that ranks her tied for ninth all-time in the state.
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|Here is another story I wrote, but had not worked on for some time. It is unfinished as of now, but I will finish it out. In the meantime, I will add a couple of chapters here and there until it is done. Now the story.Down on the FarmBy Day DreamerChapter 1I use to think from time to time with fond memories of what brought me to this point in my life. I enjoy what I do; I'm a CPA for a medium sized accounting firm in Chicago. I've never married and I'm fine with that. I would have no problems finding a man if I wanted one. I've been told I'm attractive. I have brown hair that I keep neck length, good complexion, and my mother's frame. She is pinup model quality. Large hips, thick thighs, narrow waist with a bit of belly. I thought that was from my birth and she just never got rid of it, but I've got one too. It formed around my 17th birthday. Now at age 28 it's a little bigger (in part due to reasons you'll read about), I can hide it with the right fashions. I'm also very top heavy, I'll just leave it at that. My height may intimidate some (at six feet three), but that is their problem. But as far as men go, I just don't have an interest in them. To understand why, I have to start my story at the beginning of my "adventure."My father used to be a bomber pilot for the Navy during the Vietnam War. From what my mother told me, he flew the A6 bomber. On one of the missions his plane was shot down and he was never found. The military listed him as MIA. I was only 2 years old at the time, so I only have vague short images of my father. Before he was drafted, my mother told me they were going to keep the family farm going that my grandfather on my mother's side past down to her before he died. My mom tells me that her dad and my dad got along so well you would think they were brothers. I guess my grandfather kind of adopted him, since his parents died in a car crash at an early age. My parents started to take over the farm when her father got sick, had a stroke that pretty much knock all the wind out of his sails. My mother and father married a few months before that happened. Once he could no longer operate the farm, my parents stepped in. Just a few months later, my father received a draft notice. Since he used to crop dust for a living (this is how he met my mother living on the farm), the military assessed him as a natural for a pilot. Next thing he knew, a few months later he was flying bomber missions over Vietnam. During this time, my grandfather passed away. My mother knew it was coming, but was still distraught about it for a while. Once she got over that, she gets a notice from the navy that her husband was shot down on a mission over some area in Vietnam that she couldn't pronounce. Although his death was never confirmed, there was little chance that he made it out of his plane before it crashed. So he was listed as MIA. Two month later, I came along. Other than some old photos and a marriage certificate, I'm the only living example of their love.My mother never remarried, or even dated for that matter. It was just the two of us. The farm was fairly large, so there were hired hands that took care of most of the work, so mom took care of the administration side. Other than our time together, she put most of her life into the farm. It was quite successful. Most of what the farm did was along the lines of a dairy farm. We also had some sheep that was used for wool, but dairy was where most of the money was, and Wisconsin is the dairy state. When her and my father took over the farm, it was a mix of things, some dairy, some corn, some wheat, and some livestock. There were the common farm animals around, just because it wouldn't be a farm without them. So mom kept some of the "typical" farm animals and sold much of the land for housing development. The cash that yielded along with smart business moves set us up financially for good.When I started to reach my mid teens I started to get curious about boys, relationships, and of course, sex. It was during this time I began to wonder what my mother did to "relieve" herself. My mother had me when she was 19, so we were always very close. We acted more like sisters than mother and daughter. It was when I was 18 I came across my mothers stash of playthings. It was the first time she and I were apart for more than a couple of days. There was a dairy convention of some sort going on in Indianapolis and she was going to be gone for a week. I had proven many times that I was responsible enough to be left alone and take care of things. Mom taught me well. It was summertime and hot. I liked to read, so after I took care of my chores, I went up to the loft of one of the barns, closest one to the house. It is built on top of a small hill, so with the loft doors open a nice breeze would come through once in a while. While I was in the loft I came across a box that was partially covered by blanket and a hay bale. I was curious as to what it was and opened it. I about fainted when I saw it contained at least a dozen dildos. My mom and I would talk about everything, so I do know what dildos are. She had even bought me one over two years ago and told me what women did with it. The more I used it, the more I liked it. Over the course of a few months, it did feel as good as it did at first. I talked to my mom about this. She got me one that was a little bigger and suggested I try it. I did and that made the difference. She would ask, "How was that little toy I got you? Did it work out okay?" I answered, "Sure did. I liked the fuller feeling this one gave me." She told me I was her mother's daughter. She likes the bigger ones also. The full feeling and stretching gives her orgasm like no other. I didn't know how big she liked them until now. I pulled out a fairly large one. It was heavy. It had to be at least 18 inches long and about 3 inches in diameter. As I held it, I started to get that familiar itch between my legs that only one thing can scratch, and that's my toys, or my "new" toys. I don't think my mom would mind if I helped myself, but I wondered why she hid them up here. We never kept secrets from one another, but she was also known for not volunteering information that was not asked of her. I would have to investigate this later, but for now I had an itch to scratch.It was not hard for me to get worked up. The book I was reading was one of those collections of romance stories. The collection that filtered out the long winded stuff and got down to the action. It seems that in no time my clothes were off. It was about 4 in the afternoon, so I knew that I would not be disturbed by any of the farmhands as they go home around 3:30. My cunt started drooling at what I was about to do. I didn't even think about trying something smaller to work my way up to this monster, I just started to rub the big rubber head back and forth across my gooey snatch. It was feeling soooo good. I started to push a little, then back off. I did this over and over again until the head started to go in a little. As my cunt cream would lubricate the thick rubber shaft, more of it would penetrate me further. This pole had a flat base on the end, so I stood it on end and squatted over it and started again. This time I was bouncing up and down on it. Each time I would let a little more go in. I couldn't push too much in at once because it was dry. Once my juices coated further down, I could take more. I lost track of time as I did this. This dildo did such a better job of filling me than the dildo I was previously using. After an unknown period of time, the full feeling blossomed into many multiple orgasms. As my cunt would contract from an orgasm, it would then loosen, almost slacking out. This was usually the opportunity I would take to push it further in, then another orgasm would start and my cunt would contract. This went on for a couple of times. The last orgasm I had was so powerful my legs went weak and I fell back. My eyes were clutched shut so tight I could see stars. When it subsided I got a shock. I looked at my belly and saw what looked like something trying to poke out of it. It looked about the size of a baseball. I thought for a moment that I might have ruptured something. Carefully feeling around I felt sore, but no real pain. As I moved to pull the dildo out, I realized that I nearly took the whole thing inside me when I fell backwards. I had no idea that my hole was that elastic. As my fear was set aside, I started to get excited again at taking so much rubber in my gut. I grabbed the end sticking out of my cunt and started to pull it out. The lump in my belly went down as I did and I had another orgasm at the feelings that were being generated in my lower region. Since there was no pain, only pleasure I pushed it back it. The lump would rise up slightly, and then go down as I pulled it back out. As my pussy cream lubricated the dildo more, it glided in and out or easily. Eventually the lump would no longer form, no matter how deep I pushed. Only my belly would ripple slightly at the movement from within. I guessed that I stretched out inside. I slowly pulled the dildo out all the way, enjoying the feeling as it did so. I had a small orgasm as the head cleared my opening; I then collapsed back and rested for a bit. I looked up at the clock in the loft; it was only 4:30. I had started around 4. All that happened in just a half hour? The orgasms were so powerful and so many that times seemed to slow to a crawl. That's good, because I wasn't done by a long shot. I just needed a breather. My itch got worse. After resting for about 10 minutes or so, I went to see what else mom had in her hidden pleasure chest. The one I pulled off the top must have just been the appetizer, larger ones loomed below. I dragged out one that took my breath away. Being on a farm I recognized the shape of this one immediately. It was in the shape of a horse penis. It looked like when the penis is semi erect. It was only a little bigger that the one I just used, so I dug further to see what else I could find.It was one surprise after another. Only the one that was on top was shape like an oversized human male cock, all the others were molded after horses. I was shocked. What was my mother doing? So many situations and questions started flooding my mind. The thought of my mother using these were enough to remind me of my itch that needed to be scratched. Then I heard one of our horses neigh in the distance. Then I began to wonder if she did anything with the horses. That thought got me so fired up, I just had to simulate what that would feel like. I found a bottle of lubricant in the box, a couple of them actually. Some of them were used up, and some half full. She probably was up here just before she left for the convention. Every so often she would disappear for a couple of hours at a time. There were some times I couldn't sleep and would find mom walking outside in the shadows. Sometimes she would come back in, sometimes not. Now I wonder where she was going and what she was doing and what with! I grabbed a dildo that before I would have been frightened of, but now all I wanted to do was force this huge rubber horse dong in my snatch. It was 2 feet long easy, from base to head. It was about 4 inches across at the base of the head, then it narrowed about an inch suddenly and then gradually widened to at least five inches at the base. I doubt I could get all the way to the base, but I was going to have fun trying! I lubed up the head and part of the shaft. I took the half filled tube and put the end into my cunt. I squeezed all the lube into my already gooey, dripping snatch. To get an idea of how much lube, a full tube is about the size of a tube of tub and tile caulk. The lube was very slippery, more so than K-Y. It was also thicker. I stood the cock up on its base and squatted down as before. I rubbed the head back and forth a little. It felt so nice. The different shape was stimulating me in a more erotic way then the first one. I started to push down and to my surprise, it slipped in with no trouble. I began a slow steady push downwards. The rubber cock was going further in inch by inch, but it wasn't stretching me as much as I though it would. I got about a foot of it in me when I realized that this wasn't going to do the trick. The lube had gotten me so slick that the horse dildo went in with little resistance. My cunt had gotten greedy. I leaned over to the box with the rubber cock still in me and pushed my hand to the bottom. I put my hand on one that I could barely get my hand around. I tugged it to the top and pulled it out. It had to be two and a half feet long, with a big stable base. At the base were a big set of balls, about the size of melons each. The head resembled that of a flared horse. The head was softer than the rest of the dildo, but it was huge. It had to be every bit of six inches across and five inches tall. The rest of the shaft behind the head was about five inches in diameter and expanded to about eight a foot from the top, then about to 9 or 10 at the base. My loins yearned for this toy. I stood up off the cock that was in me. I didn't even lube the new one up, I just squatted over it and started rubbing around, then started pushing. As I pushed, the soft head started to compress some. I wondered if this is how a real horse cock would feel.As the head started to enter, I had an orgasm. Due to my hole contracting I had to temporarily stop my downward decent. As it subsided, my pussy seemed to open up further, trying to suck the rest of the horse dildo inside. I pushed just slightly and the head passed inside where the pressure of the flare sprang out a bit. This triggered the hardest orgasm of the day. After it passed I started to push a little further, then go up and down. Each time I went down, I put a little more into myself. I felt the veins molded onto the cock surface pass into my slacked greasy pussy. This triggered a massive continuous orgasm that didn't stop until I passed out. When I came to it was dark outside. I woke up in the darkness disoriented, but the memories of the days events started to quickly return. As I tried to get up to turn on the light in the loft, I notice I had trouble moving. It seems that when I passed out, I sank as far down on the rubber horse cock as far as my pussy would handle. My legs were sore as they were folded under me for hours. I pulled my legs out from under me and sat there waiting for the feeling to fully come back before trying to get up again. As the moon light reflected through the loft opening, I saw the huge head of the horse dildo pushing up through my belly, just a few inches below my rib cage. I didn't think this was possible. I only felt a dull ache from within. As the feeling came back to my legs, I stood up to remove the rubber cock that was firmly buried within me. I squatted down and put my feet on the base then started to pull my way off it. Inch by inch it came out. It made snap, crackle and pop noises as it did. My body was so tired, but it did manage to put me through a few micro orgasms before the spongy head popped free. The lube that remained inside me oozed out behind the head. I closed the loft doors and turned the light on. I didn't bother to put things away for now, since mom will not be home for another four days. Chapter 2That night I slept restlessly. My cunt was pried so far apart, that it felt empty. I couldn't sleep. I had brought the box and its contents with me to my room. I had to put something in me. The emptiness almost felt painful. I grabbed one of the "medium" sized horse cocks out of the box. My cunt was still full of lube, so I just rubbed the rubber head around until some lube seeped out all over the head. I pushed it in and stroked it a few time before bottoming it out inside me. I then fell asleep and had dreams of horses surrounding me and taking me one by one. In the middle of the night the dildo managed to work its way half out. I woke up and pushed it back inside. I put on a pair of underwear to help hold it in place. I screwed my now beat up pussy over all the horse cocks that were in that box. For the next few days, I didn't go anywhere or do anything but screw those cocks. The big one I passed out on I managed to get wedged two feet deep into my box. I even fell asleep with that monster in my cunt, and can you believe it, it started to fall out like the others. I put on a pair of biking shorts to hold it in place since it was too big and heavy for underwear to hold it. I was getting all I could until my mother got back. I wondered if she would miss it if I took one from the box if she found out, so what? I figured I would do a little spying first, just to see what she would do. My mother returned from the convention Friday afternoon. She looked rested up; she even had a little bounce in her step. She asked me how things were and such. I said things were fine. She seemed to have her suspicion that I may have been up to something, but seem to have her mind on something else and didn't press the issue. That night after we went to bed, I began to work myself on the big rubber horse cock. I heard my mother get up and I froze. I then quickly and quietly jumped into bed and tossed the covers over me. As I did, my mother came into my room to check on me, to see if I was sleep or not. She lightly called my name, but I remained silent. I didn't want to start a conversation with my mom at the moment I had a giant rubber horse cock half buried in my cunt. I just laid there with my knees up and feet on the mattress, which is how I sometimes sleep, but this time is was to make room for my little pleasure tool. Just as my mother left the room, the horse dildo slid out a little and my pussy made a fart noise. Boy that was close. If she heard that, she may have thought twice about what she did next. I heard mom go out the back door of the house. I got up and looked out my window that looks conveniently into the back yard. I saw her head towards the barn I found her stash in and started to think she was headed there, but she went past that one and entered the next, where the horses are kept. Oh damn! I've got to go see what is going to happen next. As I tried to quickly move, the horse dong reminded me it was still there, the base knocking between my knees as I tried to move quickly. I pulled the dildo out, but that vacant feeling was too uncomfortable in the aroused state I was in. I quickly pushed to get it started back inside. It seemed to take forever, but I finally got the cock fully seated in my cunt. I put on that pair of biking shorts to hold it in place, and then I waddled out to the barn to see what was happening. Since I didn't want her to know I was spying on her, I crept in though an old door on the side that was used to connect the barn to a chicken coup that was long gone. As I crawled on all fours as I approached the little door, the giant dong in my snatch started to bob up and down and shift back and forth as I crawled. This set off new sensations like a bomb. I let out a gasp as the feelings of an orgasm quickly washed upon me. I stifled myself quickly to keep from being heard. I move slower this time so as not to arouse myself. I had to adjust my speed four times before I could move with any significant progress. From the time my mother went into the barn and the time I got inside, 20-30 minutes must have passed. If anything was going to happened, it probably already did. I was thinking up a story just incase mom suddenly went back into the house and found me missing when I heard an ooooohhh that was unmistakably her voice. I shuffled over behind some piled up hay bales, which put me about 10-15 feet from where she was. What I saw aroused me so that my cunt contracted on the dildo and made a squelching noise. Fortunately she didn't hear it, and if she did, she didn't pay any attention to it, she was too busy. She was sucking Creamsicle's cock. He was a stallion we owned since birth. I gave him that name because his coat is a cream color. It seemed that she was trying to suck the tip into her mouth, because her lips were at his sheath. The shock that nearly made me orgasm is when she pulled away revealing Creamsicle's cock. He was fully hard and my mom was deep throating him. His cock had to be at least a foot and a half long and three inches thick, and she had all that cock down her throat! She took a couple of deep breaths and slowly deep throated him again. She held her chin against his balls for a few moments before pulling back off, gasping for air. Mother then pulled over a padded table with adjustable legs. She adjusted the legs until it leveled out about a foot or so below the belly of Creamsicle. She pushed the table under him, and then squeezed between the table and the horse. It was quite a sight to see my mother with her huge breasts and hips sticking out from under the animal. She coaxed the animal back until the middle of his chest was over the edge of the table. Mom scooted back on the table until her head hung off the end. She started taking deep breaths for about the next five minutes, then she coax the horse back forward. His cock had went down some, but my mother stroked it until hard again. Taking a final deep breath and letting it out, she leaned her head back off the table and took Creamsicle's cock head in her mouth. She was really working it, breathing hard through her nose. She coaxed the horse further forward. Now he started to hump slowly. She pulled on the sides of the horse, coaxing him further forward. My mother stopped her heavy breathing as Creamsicle pickup the depths of his thrusting. Each time he thrust forward, more of his cock would disappear down my mother's throat. Eventually he was humping her mouth like he would a mare in heat. His balls would slap her forehead on each thrust forward, then he would pull back just enough for mom to get a quick breath before slamming back in. Creamsicle's thrusts would begin to pause when he was buried in her throat. He did this a half dozen times then held it there. I could see his ball contract and release over and over again. I knew he was filling her belly with his sperm. I was shocked she could take such a cock down her throat without gagging. I could see the horse cock pulsate each time it shot cum into my mothers willing body. It seemed to take forever, but it was just a few seconds, Creamsicle went soft and pulled back. You could see his cock travel out of her body though bulge in her throat. Her throat collapsed, and then the soft, but large cock head popped out of her mouth, still leaking cum.Chapter 3 Mom hopped off the bench and finished up the semen that was leaking from Creamsicle's cock before putting him back into his stall. She then went to Cue Ball's stall and moved him out. Cue Ball got his name because he was born with no hair. His skin is a bone white color, so the name stuck. Sex was in the air, so it didn't take long to get Cue Ball aroused. After she sucked him hard, she went a got another horse, this time Franklin. She got him nice and hard too. Cue Ball softened a bit, not much though. Then mom went and got another horse. We have ten horses in all, eight stallions and two mares, but they are in a different barn. She had eventually pulled out the remaining horses. I was amazed at how well they were trained. They all stood in line, side by side. My mother was moving back and forth under them all, sucking their cocks, keeping them hard as she could. I started to think she could use some help, but I save that for when the time is right. For now I wanted to see what she was going to do next. I started to notice a pattern emerge. Mom pulled out each horse according to size. Each horse was a little bigger than the last, in the cock department anyways. They were all about the same height with very little difference between them. After a while of trying to keep them in a ready state of arousal, she moved over to the bench she was on earlier. She readjusted the legs down by a couple feet. She then knelt down on the bench in a doggy style pose. She then called Cue Ball. He came over and started to sniff then lick her vagina. He did this for about a minute before mom said, "Now Cue Ball, up, up." Cue Ball then reared up and put his front hoofs onto front of the table. The table was wider at one end that the other, it seems so the horse will have a place to put his front legs. Cue Ball's huge pink cock was thrusting forward and leaking pre cum almost continuously. His cock started to bounce off my mother's thighs, her back, and her butt. Once it got between her thighs, Cue Ball seemed to know to stay in line and just move it up. Once his cock head got to the mouth of her vagina, he knew he was home free. He pushed forward, burying all 18 inches of his cock into her, to the balls. My cunt winched on the phony horse dick buried deep in my guts, but I realized that the toy in my hole was bigger that what Cue Ball had, so I realized that I could take him if I wanted. I wanted to, but that would have to wait. Cue Ball pounded her pretty good. Since he had no hair, you could really hear their bodies slapping together. Cue Ball then pushed it in tight and held it there. My mom was talking dirty as Cue Ball came inside her. "Yes, oh yes, give me all your cum. Fill me up Cue Ball, fill me! I want to bear you children, get me pregnant so I can have your horse child. F**k me deep, more." Just hearing that made me orgasm slightly. As much as I would like to, I fought it off, trying to stay quiet and watch…and learn. Once Cue Ball was finished, he pulled out and a stream of cum pour out of my mother's cunt. Once Cue Ball was finished, he moved back in line where he was before. Then mom called Franklin over. She commanded him up also. His cock was about as long as Cue Ball's but noticeably thicker. His cock bounced around, searching for a warm hole to put it. My mother was loving it. "Put that big horse dick inside me. Push it deep. Ohhh, yes, there it is. You found my hole, you naughty horse. You want this pussy don't you? You want this human pussy that wasn't made for your dick don't you? F**k me deep, come on, push! Oh yes! I love the way that feels. Yes go in and out, faster. Ooooh, I'm coming so hard. Can you feel my horse sized pussy grip your cock? Cum in me! Fill me up. Oh yes, I can feel you flaring inside me…so deep. Oh yes, I can feel you cumming in me! Yes, yes, yes, oooohh!" Franklin finished and pulled out with an auditable slurp, followed by a rush of semen. Franklin then returned to his place in line. Next was Carlton. "Carlton, come over here and give mamma what she needs. That's right Carlton, climb on up here. Quick, don't tease me, get it inside. You want to put your cock in a nice warm place, don't you? I have a warm…ooohhh, yes you got it inside. That feels so good! Push, push, push. Ooohhh yes, f**k me hard. Deeper, please go deeper, it need it deep. Go off in me deep. Get me pregnant. Fill me with your potent love sperm, I want your child. I want to become fat with your baby. Yeessss, deep, deeper. Ohhh, you're almost there, deeper. Oh so hot, your cum is so hot. There is so much of it, it's running back out. You're finished? I feel you going soft inside me, ooh you're sliding out." Carlton was about the same size as Franklin in girth, but appeared to be a little longer. Once he was done, he went back in line. Now it was Rocky's turn. Rocky's cock was fatter and longer that the other by a noticeable difference. Rocky had to be at least two feet long and four or five inches thick. Mom is built like me, so I know if she could take it, so could I. "Rocky, come here Rocky, come to mamma. Up Rocky, yes that's a good boy. Keep thrusting, you're getting close. All that horse semen has made me nice and slick for you. My hole is nice and hot and slimy, just the way you like it. Oh, please get it inside, my cunt is still hungry, starving. Come on get it in between these thig…oooooff, yes! That's the way to curve it in there! Drive it deep, it need it deep…yessss. Oh your soooo good, but you're naughty! You're very naughty to like a pussy from a different species. That's…ohhh…that's okay…ooooff…I'm naughty too, yes, for loving it so much…ohhh, deeper, yes you're almost there, push…ohh…yes, yes, yes, push deeper, jam it in there…ooohh yes you're almost in…so good, so good…yes you're almost all the way in, just push, don't thrust, just push…yes…oooooooohhhhh…oooooooohhhh, yes you're in…you're in past my cervix you nasty horse you. Pump my womb with your cock, fill it with your sperm. Go have to go deeeeeep to get a boy. I want to have to stallion child. I want to get pregnant and give birth to your son. Then he can grow up and f*** the crap out of me too and get me pregnant with his super big hard cock, yesss, I feel you flaring in my womb…yesssss…I can feel you cumming inside me…so good…so good." Rocky went soft and pulled out of her. Not as much semen came out, I guess if it is deposited up far enough it won't come out a soon. Rocky resumed his place in line. Buzz was the next horse to follow my mother's commands. "Buzz, come over here. Up Buzz, up. That's right, that's a good…ohhh…you put it inside so quickly…that's what I like. Oh yes, stroke back and forth. You're so long, put it deeper, yesssss…you're there already…so nice and…oooooooooohhhh…you bad horse, trying to get mommy pregnant. Your cock is sooooo deeeeeep…you're just keeping it there…you're not even thrusting…ooooohh…I can feel you flexing…I can feel you bulging…growing…oooooh it feels soooo….aaaahhhh…your flare is…ooooohhh…yessss…cum baby, cum in mama, cum inside me…oh, oh, oh, oh, yesssssssssss. Oh, oh, you're so good baby. Oh your cum is so hot, yes. You're getting soft inside. It feels so good. It feels so good to squeeze your softening cock with my cunt. Feel that? Feels good don't it. Oooohh, you do like it! You're getting hard again. You want to go at this pussy again? You want to f**k me real good some more? F**k me, do me again, ram it in me. Yes, yes, yes…Oh so nice…nice and deep…ohhhh…you're cumming again…so soon…oh yes…oh, oh…yessssssssssss. Oh, twice…it was so…ohhhh yes…drag it out slowly…make sure your sperm stays packed inside me…nice…ooohhh." Once he pulled out, a river of horse cum rushed out like someone turned on a faucet. Buzz then returned to his place in line. I wonder why they go back in line? Big Foot was called over next. He has larger than normal rear hoofs, hence the name. His cock seemed a little bigger than Buzz's, or at least the same. "Big, get over here, up, up. You know what you want. You're a bad horse for wanting human pussy…you shouldn't want…oooofff…yes…you shouldn't want human pussy, you…ohhh…should want horse cunt…oooohhh….ooooofff…but you don't want horse pussy do you? You want my warped out gooey oversized human pussy…oooohhh…then take it…take it all…drive your cock deep…take all you want…ooooooohhh, yesss…like that, push it into my uterus, bloat my belly with horse cum…yes deeeeeper…oooohhh yes, punch it in…that's how I like it…long…ohhh…fast strokes…oooff…ohhh…just like that…yes fill me with your cum…so nice…ooohhh…your flaring soooo deeeeep inside…you're sure to get me pregnant you naughty horse…rape my pussy and get me pregnant so…ohhh…I can bare…ooooff…bare you a bastard child…oh…so he can grow up…ooooohh…and rape me too…ooohh…so deeeep…then the two of you…ohhh…will take turns…oooooff…raping me…promise you two…ohhhhh…will rape me…ohhh…that's right, all your cum baby, all your cum." Once Big Foot finished, that left one horse remaining. Clyde was the last one. We named him Clyde because he is a Clydesdale breed. We got him when he was four months old. We've had him three years now and his is the biggest horse we have. The cock he has hanging between his legs is bigger that the fake one between mine. I didn't think mom could take it, but she called him over, just like the others. "Clyde, up, up. Yes by big special boy, you gonna give it to mamma. You'll give it to me real special like. Ohhh…your cock head is banging hard against my cunt. You want inside don't you? You're the biggest of them all and you want inside…push your way inside…yessss…I feel it slooowly going it…oh it so big…almost too big…almost…push it deep…you bad horse…you…ooohh…going to make mamma cum…that's a bad thing…ooohh…to f**k a human and make her cum…so I'll have to make you cum too…ohhh…its…ooooh…its only fair…yesssss…drive it deeeeep…don't worry about hurting me…just relieve your aching balls inside my cunt. Oh yes, I can see the outline of your cock in my belly…its going in and out…up and down…yesssss sooooo good and deeeeeep. F**k me…ohh…yessss you're cumming…your flare makes me look pregnant…make me pregnant for real…rape my cunt…ohhh yes…your softening cock feels so nice after such a big cum…it makes me… ooooohhh… cuuuummmmmmmmm…ooohhh…yesssss." After that Clyde pulled out a cock so large it would think it would have cause some real damage, if not kill someone. Clyde then joined the others back in line. Each horse only took about 2 minutes to copulate with mom. I see why she took so many. Mom stood up and the horse batter just oozed from her wide open cunt. She went over to Creamsicle's stall and led him out next to the rest of the horses. Mom went back and forth sucking them all, cleaning the fluids of their union off their cocks. Then mom went back over to the table and assumed the doggy style pose again. She wasn't about to take them all again, was she? She called Creamsicle over. Mom never screwed him, just sucked him off. It looked like she was going to let him get some of that gooey dripping snatch. "Come over here Creamy, yes, up, up. That's right, you know what mamma wants now, yes…put it in my pussy…that's right…get it nice and slippery…I know…you don't want me to pull away…off that cock of your…here…yessss…you put it back in…yessss, that feels good…you put it in my ass…ooohh that's nice…you dirty horse you… sodomy… plundering my bowels like that…ohh…you're so deep in my ass…yes, yes, faster, faster, ohh I feel you coming in my ass…ohh yessss…pull it out, I'll clean it off for you with my mouth…ooohh…yes…nice." I couldn't believe mom took Creamsicle in her butt. I've played with my butt hole many times, but I never thought one would stretch that much! She wasn't done either! She screwed the remain horses the same way except the last two, Big Foot and Clyde. Mom, weak legged climbed off the table and readjusted the legs for a higher platform. I knew this had to be the finality because after anal sex, she cleaned their cocks with her mouth before putting them away. This time she mounted the table on her back. She brought both horses on either side of the table. "Yes, you two are going to do me at the same time…Big Foot, I putting you in my ass…here…now push…ohh yessss…that's it, get as deep as you can…oh that's nice…that's it, thrust…oooohhh…okay Clyde…your cock is so nice and big…ooohhh…I can only…oooooohh…do this with the…ooohhh…the two of you…ooohh…because you two are so…ooh…big…okay Clyde…push, push, yesssssss…both of you inside me at the sametime… ooooooohhh… I'm coming so hard…can you two feel it?...I'm clamping down with my cunt and ass…ohhh…ooooooooohhhh…it feels so damn good!!!...plunder me…ohh…you two are so bad…so naughty…ooooohhh…so bad to gang rape me like this…the two of you forcing me to take the two of you at the sametime…ooohh…ooooofff…the two of you should be ashamed of yourselves…this is sick…two horses raping a helpless woman in the ass and pussy at the same time…oooohh…there's not enough room inside for the two of you…ohh…but you don't care…you just want to f**k me…turn me into your human cum dumpster…you horses are so nasty…fucking me so hard…oohh no…noooo…the two of you are flaring at the same time…how could you do this to a poor defenseless human woman…ohhh…your cum is so hot…splashing in my bowels…and in my pussy…you bad horses…you are going to make me cuuuummmmmmooooooohhhhhh… ohhh, you made me cum soooooo hard…oh no…oh no… I'm cumming agaiiiiiiinnnnn… someone help me, I'm being gang raped by two horses…they are making me cum over and over again, help, someone help, I'm going to pass out, ohh..their cocks are softening inside me…you bad horses, you hear that…all that smacking noises from all that cum you two dumped inside me…it's going to take me forever to get all that cum out…and you in my pussy, I bet you got me pregnant with your bastard child you dirty horse. No, no, don't drag them out together, you're making me cum again…help…someone help…I'm going to faint…I'm cuummmmmmmiiiiinnnnnnggggggg…oohhh." Once she passed out, I could finally enjoy an orgasm of my own, but just a little one. I crawled out of the barn and back to the house. The dildo jiggling in my cunt made it near impossible to get back to the house standing, but once in my room I let loose. I came so hard I pushed that big fake rubber horse cock half out of me, despite the biking shorts holding it in place. I didn't care how much noise I made, I had to find relief. My final orgasm caused me to pass out. Without any pushing from my orgasms, the elastic of the biking shorts pulled the dildo back inside me. Should I finish off the story an post the additional chapters here? Does it seem good enough to do that? Let me know.The DayDreamer
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NASA Cold Atom Lab Creates Ultracold Atoms Boulder, Colorado (PRWEB) October 02, 2014 Jet Propulsion Laboratory (JPL) recently announced that it has
Physicists at the University of Geneva (UNIGE) have succeeded in teleporting the quantum state of a photon to a crystal over 25 kilometers of optical fiber.
UC Irvine chemists have scored a scientific first: capturing moving images of a single molecule as it vibrates, or "breathes," and shifts from one quantum state to another.
Researchers at the University of Waterloo in Canada have directly entangled three photons in the most technologically useful state for the first time, thanks in part to superfast, super-efficient single-photon detectors developed by the National Institute of Standards and Technology (NIST).
If you've ever wondered exactly what kind of sound would be produced by a single atom, researchers from the Chalmers University of Technology in Sweden have the answer you've been looking for.
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Physics is a natural science involving the study of matter and its motion through space-time, along with related concepts such as energy and force. On a broader scale, it also involves the general analysis of nature, conducted in order to understand how the universe behaves. Physics is one of the oldest academic disciplines, perhaps the oldest through its inclusion of astronomy. Physics was part of natural philosophy until the Scientific Revolution in the 16th century, when the natural...
Open Systems & Information Dynamics (OSID) is journal published by World Scientific. The aim of the Journal is to promote interdisciplinary research in mathematics, physics, engineering and life sciences centered around the issues of broadly understood information processing, storage and transmission, in both quantum and classical settings. Our special interest lies in the information-theoretic approach to phenomena dealing with dynamics and thermodynamics, control, communication,...
Foundations of Physics is a monthly-published journal devoted to the conceptual bases and fundamental theories of modern physics and cosmology, emphasizing the logical, methodological, and philosophical premises of modern physical theories and procedures. The journal publishes results and observations based on fundamental questions from all major fields of physics: quantum mechanics, quantum field theory, special relativity, general relativity, string theory, M-theory, cosmology,...
Niels Henrik David Bohr (October 7, 1885 - November 18, 1962) was a Danish physicist. He made essential contributions to understanding atom structure and quantum mechanics. Born in Copenhagen, Denmark to Christian Bohr and Ellen Adler, Bohr got his doctorate at Copenhagen University in 1911. He then studied under Ernest Rutherford in Manchester, England. Based on Rutherford's theories, Bohr published his Bohr model about atom structure in 1913, introducing the theory of electrons...
Multiverse -- The term Multiverse was invented in December 1960, by Andy Nimmo, then vice chairman of the British Interplanetary Society, Scottish Branch, for a talk on the Everett many-worlds interpretation of quantum physics which had been published in 1957, to the branch. This was given in February 1961, and the word with its original definition, "an apparent universe, a multiplicity of which, go to make up the whole universe" was then first used. This was because the then dictionary...
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