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230 West 54th Street, New York City, NY 10019, United States of America – Show map
Excellent location – rated 9.5/10! (score from 390 reviews)
Rated by guests after their stay at Ameritania at Times Square.
Amazing location for a Letterman Show visit--right next door! Also good for any NYC visit in general. The price is excellent considering the location. Be sure to shop--most of their reservations a re made through 3rd party marketers & prices vary greatly. We'd go back again.
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perfect location!
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The small size of the hotel and ease of getting an elevator was a plus. The beds were very comfortable and the bathroom was nice. The location was terrific. I will stay there again.
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On Broadway--Only 2 blocks from Times Square and 3 blocks from Central Park! Staff was VERY helpful in showing us how to best get from one landmark to another
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Staff did not tell me about breakfast; however did comp me wifi
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Everything. We loved the hotel bar with the fireplace. We spent some time at the fireplace just relaxing after a long day of walking around.
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Location. Everything worked in the fitness room
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Friendly staff Great location Cute decor
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Location Beds Friendly Staff Nice, cozy bar
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This New York City hotel is in the Theatre District, next to The Ed Sullivan Theater. The hotel offers ticket services and modern rooms with black and white tile floors.
Ameritania Hotel is within 2 blocks of The Museum of Modern Art and the 7th Avenue subway station. Central Park and Times Square are 5 blocks away.
Guest rooms at the Ameritania feature cable TVs with pay-per-view movies and video games. Designer bath amenities and work desks are also included in each spacious room. They are styled with rich colors, mahogany furnishings, and modern decor.
Guests can read a free newspaper in the lobby.
We speak your language! Hotel Rooms: 223, Hotel Chain: Amsterdam Hospitality. This property has been on Booking.com since Sept 11, 2006.
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Any additional older children or adults are charged USD 20 per night when using existing beds.
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Very good
In the center of midtown Manhattan, this New York hotel within a 10-minute walk of both Central Park and Times Square.
Score from 2989 reviews
Amazing location for a Letterman Show visit--right next door! Also good for any NYC visit in general. The price is excellent considering the location. Be sure to shop--most of their reservations a re made through 3rd party marketers & prices vary greatly. We'd go back again.
The climate control did not work. We turned the thermostat off and opened windows, yet the room was too warm even with outside temperatures of 18 F. No top sheet--just a duvet. You can always remove the duvet from it's cover to get sort of a double sheet.
Excellent location! The premium double room was a perfect size for our group of 4. Beds were very comfortable. Excellent customer service. Received VIP treatment from our favorite doorman, Julian. He went the extra mile to make sure we were well accommodated from comp glasses of wine (to make up for minor issue with room key) to arranging car service back to LGA at a fair rate. Julian''s hospitality made our stay extra special!
Fabulous location, great staff, nice clean hotel with a good breakfast
Lack of coffee (Starbucks is a long way when it's -13C) Everyone has devices- wifi should be included in the price
Amazing location, gorgeous little boutique hotel in the heart of the city.
Room was cosy but very hot at night.
A compact room, well appointed, with a swanky, spacious shower. Full length mirror. Soft mattress -- like sleeping on a cloud. Just a few steps to Time Square and the Theatre district. After I checked out, the polite doorman stored my luggage, so I could roam until it was time to head to the airport. The lobby's cozy red sofas by the gas fireplace -- perfect respite from the freezing cold.
Lots of street noise on a Saturday night -- I stayed on the third floor. To be expected, though. Also, the fee for Wifi.
Jeff and jullian on the doors very helpful, staff lovely, hotel just what you need, great location to Times Square. Would go back in heart beat.
Think moving with modern times free wifi in rooms needed.
We stayed in this hotel for NYE and for cost, location and size it was brilliant. Staff were helpful and informative and we would gladly recommend it to anyone. As a bonus its a 3 min walk from 7th/53rd metro station if you want to avoid the steep price of a taxi from JFK.
The small size of the hotel and ease of getting an elevator was a plus. The beds were very comfortable and the bathroom was nice. The location was terrific. I will stay there again.
Not much. Can't really think of anything.
Clean hotel with pleasant staff. Happy with room and service received
Needed a larger bed
Location was excellent. Room was large and very comfortable. Staff are super friendly and very helpful. Has a doorman which makes hotel more secure.
WiFi. Poor connection, had to sit in corridor outside room to connect. Hotel did give me a refund for WiFi which was appreciated. Would have liked better WiFi
The location of the Ameritania is the BEST for what you pay!! Super close to Times Square, about a 2 minute walk. Fifth Avenue and Grand Central is about a 5-10 minute walk, and Central Park about 15 minute walk! Didn't really need a taxi at all, took a taxi because of the extremely cold weather, but besides that everything is in great walking distance! The hotel is super pretty with very modern decoration! The rooms are a great size for being in NY! There were four of us in the room and we fit perfectly, might be a tight space if it were all men in the room, but still a good size! The staff was very helpful and nice!
the only thing that went wrong, was that the first night we asked for an extra towel, we were told it was going to be sent up to the room in a few minutes, and the towel NEVER arrived!
On Broadway--Only 2 blocks from Times Square and 3 blocks from Central Park! Staff was VERY helpful in showing us how to best get from one landmark to another
No coffee maker in room! This is a must-- not everyone gets up before 10 am to go downstairs for coffee. It would be really nice to have complementary coffee in the rooms
Location was perfect. A few blocks from Times Square, a few blocks from Central Park, a few blocks from 5th Avenue, restaurants and pubs everywhere you turn. The hotel has been beautifully renovated and they clearly did not skimp on anything (Kohler bathroom fixtures with a rain shower). They held our bags even though we were three hours early for check-in. The next day after check-out they offered to hold our bags up until midnight in case we wanted to explore the city without lugging our bags. The staff was extremely helpful and everyone always had a smile. We are definitely staying here again! I would expect to pay almost double for all the service we got at Ameritania.
There were not plugs in the room. Had to unplug the tv to get to a plug. Also, the only ice available was downstairs in the restuarant. The desk also suggested purchasing "there's bus" tickets and reserved them over the phi for us by placing a deposit on our room account. Ehen we arrived , we learned it was a big bus, and it was red, but it was not The Red Bus with grey line. The pick up and drop off locations for this bus were not as convenient and you were only given the choice to go one direction or the other. I know this sounds confusing but just know, grey line is much better so don't get caught in this sales pitch.
Very friendly staff, door person's in particular. Room was very nice and clean. Also serviced very well.
Pay for wifi. Some noise from the street but not that bad. After all it is NYC so you'll get that no matter where you stay around that area!
Staff did not tell me about breakfast; however did comp me wifi
No desk or table in the room.
Everything. We loved the hotel bar with the fireplace. We spent some time at the fireplace just relaxing after a long day of walking around.
Location. Everything worked in the fitness room
Beds were uncomfortable. Toilet ran. Rooms were tiny and poorly laid out. They changed our reservation/room type without asking and were unable to give us the room type we reserved.
Room is cool and confort Cleanliness Excellent location near great subway lines
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Established 1976
The Township of Pompey, named for the outstanding Roman General and statesman, was established by the Commissioners of the Land Office in New York City on July 3, 1790. In 1794 Onondaga County was formed and Pompey was one of the original four Towns - Lysander, Manlius, Marcellus and Pompey.
The Town of Pompey Historical Society was established in 1976 as a result of the United States Bicentennial Celebration. The Town of Pompey Bicentennial Committee had planned two weeks of activities to celebrate this memorable occasion. The committee wanted to have lasting tributes after July 1976. It was decided that organizing an historical society and writing and publishing a two volume book (Pompey, Our Town in Profile) would accomplish that goal.
Sylvia Shoebridge holding the 2 volume book
Sylvia is the former Pompey Town historian
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- 90th Birthday Reception and Celebration
See our on-line calendar for program and event dates and times.
We will again be holding our Election Day Bake Sales on
Tuesday, November 7th
9:00 am to 3:00 pm
at 3 sites: Pompey Town Hall, Eastern Hills (on Enders Rd.),
and Delphi Falls Firehouse.
This is a major fundraiser for us and contributions are welcome.
Contact Gail Moreland at (315)-263-2678 if you would like to help out.
What's New?
We now have in our store two books by Jerry Antil (Jerome Mark Antil), a Fabius native, that reminisce and lend historical/social perspective of life in the Town of Pompey "back in the day":
The Pompey Hollow Book Club, and The Book of Charlie. The latter is a sequel which reflects on early childhood observations and subsequent developments - a contemplation for us all.
New page created for the sesquicentennial of the Civil War in 1863
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You call me insensitive, But I don't believe that's true; Because, you see, It's all about me. It's not about you. You say your opinion doesn't matter, That I've no respect for your point of view; But I do if we agree, Because it's all about me. It's not about you. You say I've no compassion, No feelings for your troubles or your blues; But none of us is issue free, And mine are all about me; But…not about you. A time old adage, "To thine own self be true.", Is all about choices you see. My choices are all about me, And, certainly, not about you. So, when free or forced to make your choices You'll understand and know it's true To decide what will or will not be, Won't be at all about me; It will be all about you But special moments confront each of us, When what matters isn't "Me". And while these moments are few, They're not about me, not about you. For a time, it's all about "We." Yes, "…no man is an island." Is a valid point of view; But if it's not about "We", Then it's all about me. Sorry. It's not about you.
Shall I compare thee to your mother's arse? Thou aren't more lovely, but more flatulent. Rough winds do shake it; and bring on a farce And all her clothes hath all too short a rent Sometime too hot-headed of hell doth burn, And often is the true nature exposed; And every foul from fowl; my stomach churns, By reason, or by nature's raging closed. But thy infernal diet shall ne'er start Nor gain possession of which now I grasp; Nor shall we meet again; let's stay apart, When in eternal sounds the voice does rasp, So long as men can breathe or eyes can cry, So long lives this, and I bid thee goodbye.
Ok, I normally keep my cool. I rarely get THAT mad. I wanted to knock her teeth out! Oh yes, it was that bad! I was innocently shopping. Going about my day. I was finished with the browsing so I headed up to pay. This nasty, mid-aged woman looked me in the eye and what she said made my mouth drop and made me want to cry! She asked if I ''get the discount''. Of course I said ''I don't know, how do you get this discount? '' and then she said...''Oh, no.'' ''Forget it, I'm sure you don't.'' I knew what she meant then... this woman was asking me if I was a... SENIOR CITIZEN! ! It takes alot to get me mad and I never ever swear but, let's just say I bit my tongue as I left that day from there! I told her she just ruined what had been a decent day. She gave a smirk and brushed me off with little more to say. Perhaps I don't look twenty... this I will admit. But, she was at least 60 and looked every day of it. How rude to ask a woman when she's only 34 if she's a senior citizen! I won't shop there anymore! !
[Verse-1] I watched you walk by yesterday, and yes again you turned and looked away You never give me the time of day, and you're always looking sad and grey A small piece of lace from your pink dress, is all that's left of you and me Wish I could take back yesterday, when I went astray and set you free I wish I could find the words to say, instead of making you look away Oh! It's funny how a little piece of lace, makes me yearn for your embrace [Verse-2] I know that I still need your love, because my heart is always feeling blue And I guess I'll never be the same, for playing around and being untrue You gotta know this isn't what I wanted, cause now I'm always on my knees But I can see how you like your freedom, of being with him and not with me But baby a twist of fate's what tore us apart, and placed this look upon my face Oh! it's still funny how a little piece of lace, makes me yearn for your embrace [Chorus] A piece of lace from your pink dress, keeps putting me down won't let me rest And these cloudy skies are back today, holding my heart and soul at bay I pray you come and take this lace, and wipe these tears from my face Oh! It's funny how a little piece of lace, makes me yearn for your embrace [Verse-3] All those things that you used to do, is what made me fall in love with you You gave me your all once upon a time, but like a fool I up and flew And the things I went and said that day, made you fade and drift away I never shoulda treated you that way, cause baby I need you here today The sun keeps hiding behind the clouds, and all I do is sit and cry And this piece of lace holds my heart at bay, I don't know...maybe it's a sign [Chorus] A piece of lace from your pink dress, keeps putting me down won't let me rest And these cloudy skies are back today, holding my heart and soul at bay I pray you come and take this lace, and wipe these tears from my face Oh! It's funny how a little piece of lace, makes me yearn for your embrace Oh! It's funny how a little piece of lace, makes me yearn for your embrace
I borrowed your favorite pencil and broke it right in half I'm sure you really needed it yet now its in the trash I know I should have asked you it just didn't cross my mind forgive me please for I was angry and the snap of the wood sounded pleasant and made me feel like smiling
Globally, miners jubilantly jump for joy Smiles on the faces of every girl and boy The grins of a newly opened Xmas toy Thatcher's dead. Trade unionists bounce along the street Music blaring and the tapping of feet From nurses to Bobbies still on the beat Thatcher's dead. Street parties announced in the nation Satan who brought economic inflation Is deceased, now's the time for elation Thatcher's dead. Its times like this I'm sad I'm an atheist And can only shout and wave my fist And then go to the pub and get pissed Thatcher's dead.
To Hurt to say,But I'm sorry. Do you know how much it hurt.To see you disappear from a memories I have yet recalled.Your heart so ice cold there's nothing I can do for it. Let me touch your chest and feel the breeze that escapes from if. Did you know that with ever king there are rebels who dares chain him down. Everyone person can life is determined by they way the express themselves. And anyone can forge a fake life to get away and hide from their reality. I'm going to be you reality has my hand reaches your face let me show you what it means to be hit by reality and take it seriously.Hopeless,Agony,Fear,Terrified, Corrupted. I haven't had enough of your ego,of your smile,the lies that surround you. Ha! let me see you fall and crawl don't beg it unsightly but crawl for you are the man the shadow man. Cling to me as i show you the grief and fear and anger I have of losing you,the only thing connecting me to you is the blood I waste on the ground in the night time wake. Watch it fall as I cut deeper.How many times did I cry for you and you never even cared enough to answer me? Your faceless,heartless,cold eyes let me thank you. Your turning my to stone your helping me write these disgusting feeling down every night. You gave me something so powerful not even you could destroy them now these hands of course. As I drink this to ease my pain and free my self of this relapsing phase.Let me be happy let me be sad let me mad let me become depressed for I'm so bipolar it hurts. How dare you trampled my pride and toss me around like a lifeless doll...Was I really your luggage you tried to throw away? Be honest lies don't work no more for I've see everything everyone as danger has liar beggar and theive coming after me.Thank you for being my venom. I'm sorry if I hurt you I never meant to. Would you forgive me if I laid down to rest and not wake up again? Please tell me.I can't help but feel like something useless in this wild game of tag and empty felt.It hurts you should know,So don't take to much time and tell me how you feel. At least then I can dance with you.
Today I am going to hop my way to my brother. To tell him how I feel about not being together. I thought I could be so kind. I saw him by the road side and I was blind. I could just end it all by now. Today I tried a cow. It really was hard to do. Then I hired a semi crew. I watched carefully, darn he is fast! My name is Happy ?, I'm Easter's brother who is sad. He painted eggs that made me jealous and bad. I hopped one day and he threw an egg at me. My heart became really cold that memory was key. I finally thought of it an accident really is going to happen. Happy Easter is going to be laugh-en. Good to see you, I said to a mystery man. I was told not to associate with any human. It was my last resort. The man had a sports car a beautiful sort. I was desperate, now, I'm in a bunny court.
Green bark a prism creates, Feel the pull of earth, you must. Rotates, a slime of endless hates, Can hold me not, this world's crust. Friendship's ties, isolation Deflates, Succumbs, my spaceship, to bitter rust. Mist, my soul forever permeates, Lift-off, booms the rocket's thrust. My spirit when light returns, elates, Swamps swell, swallowed hope's swirling dust. Trapped, I am, until student from fate Arrives to learn; Cloud City or bust.
She was a kleptomaniac, His wife of thirty years. The risks she took for stuff of little value Had all but driven him to tears. She had such low regard for the risk; Always said, "If I'm caught, I'll pay." "But what if they're not satisfied?" he'd ask. She just smiled and said, "That'll be the day." When first they met, he thought her just young and wild; And, after all, it really did no one any harm. It was fun to watch her be so sneaky, Kind of a sexy part of her appealing charm. The stuff she stole was so petty, But she seemed to have such fun. After all, it wasn't for the stuff she stole, But for the thrill of what she'd done. As time had passed, he had finally realized It was a sickness, not just a game to play. She'd steal something almost everywhere she went, And she went somewhere almost every day. So, it had gotten old and tiresome, completely out of hand. His pleas of "Get some help." she would ignore; Tho' she might have thought better of it If she had known what was in store. While grocery shopping, she tried to steal a can of peaches. They caught her, called the cops, sent her off to jail. She called her embarrassed and disgusted husband, Who resentfully made arrangements for her bail. When her court date came, he went along; And when her case came up, he was by her side. As the judge reviewed her charges, it seemed to him That the judge's patience was being sorely tried. "Madam" the judge said angrily, "…a single can of peaches? It's obvious you have no desperate financial need. You are wasting my court's time with such farce. So, Madam...how do you plead?" She feigned regret. She bowed her head. Surely such a ploy might change his attitude. "Guilty, your Honor. I am so sorry." He growled, "Save your platitudes." Then he asked, "How many peaches were in the can?" "Your Honor, I believe that there were ten." "Madam, I intend to teach you a lesson this day. You'll think twice before you steal again. You'll serve three days in county jail for each peach in that can." Her husband saw his chance. He said, "Your Honor, if you please, Before you pass her final sentence, you should know…. She also stole a can of peas!"
Sitting staring out the window for my sister to return An overwhelming sadness, my stomach in a churn. She a half day at school and I have not yet started I thought the fates were cruel that we were even parted The sun glinting off the puddles, maybe we'll play outside Or maybe play barbies or color if she wanted to stay inside. From school she returns and asks mom can she go outside to play I ask can I go and she replies "no, they're my friends and you're a baby anyway" Two 5 year old girls waiting on the porch, am I losing my best friend? I hide my disappointment for if I cry I will hear about it to no end Mom tells her to wear rubber boots and change out of her school dress It was in that moment I hatched a plan that was spiteful, I confess. She stripped down to her underwear and began to gather up her stuff When she couldn't find one of the boots she got herself in a huff My sister has a temper and a full blown tantrum fully erupted She began to yell, and started throwing things, until my dad interrupted "This will cool you down", as he put her out on the porch and locked the door Standing outside in underwear, tears streaming, now with something to cry for. Her friends look upon her, their faces register shock If there was only a way that I could turn back the clock. I stare again out the window, but this time at my beloved sister My heart in so much pain that I'm sure it will certainly blister I felt so bad, so dreadful, my stomach tied in one huge guilty knot I slowly walk to the hamper to retrieve the boot from it's hiding spot. *True story, vivid memory for a 3 yr old I know, but this affected me deeply. I told her I hid the boot when we were teenagers, we had a great laugh. For contest: "A Childhood Memory''
A crowded table, all suspended in shock The sound of the shot dimming to a 'knock' Only silence, except for the marching clock The weapon still smoking; an anonymous glock WHO KILLED THE EASTER BUNNY? Loud cries arise from the elongated table, Jack Frost is shocked, the Tooth Fairy unable To speak whilst Santa is checking the stable For clues on the erstwhile maidservant Mable WHO KILLED THE EASTER BUNNY? They searched for hours, called in C.S.I, Panic set in, would the children all cry? Sandman confirmed the bunny had died Batman suspected somebody had lied WHO KILLED THE EASTER BUNNY? Guests were quizzed, interrogations began The mystery unfolded when Santa Claus ran, Grabbing the pies, he tried escaping in a van But was stopped in his tracks by superman SANTA KILLED THE EASTER BUNNY!
"A penny for your thoughts," he said. I took his petty penny. Without a thought within my head, I did not give him any. I took his pretty penny And added it to mine. I did not give him any, On candy I could dine. I added it to mine, Laughed at him when he cried. On candy I could dine. I wasn't sorry I had lied. Laughed at him when he cried Without a thought within my head, I wasn't sorry I had lied. "A penny for your thoughts," he said.
I brought you all here today For something very important I have to say An apology of some sorts Lets start with you the oldest of course I'm sorry that you don't shut up I'm sorry that your such a klutz I'm sorry you have no brain Oh an I'm sorry that you are you But most of all I'm sorry I love you Now who is next Yes you in the shorts I'm sorry that things don't go your way I'm sorry that everything is a game I'm sorry if you can never be serious I'm sorry that your delirious Yes many things are very wrong with you Oh and I'm sorry I love you Hmm next let me see The youngest one of the ones I see Yes I am sorry for who you are I'm sorry for your life thus far I'm sorry that you complain so much I'm sorry that you mess up I'm sorry that you cant think straight I'm sorry you also have no brain But most of all I'm sorry that I love you Oh this felt good yes indeed But oh oh oh I'm sorry I love you three!!! *Dedicated to all the people I love no matter what*
A LETTER TO MY FIRST CRUSH My Dearest Kevin My hands shake nervously as I write this letter The fountain pen drips the ink in heart-shapes Pieces of my heart as it reach out to you I just want you to know that loving you isn't easy My dozen of Harlequins and my entire Mill @ Boon collection Have'nt prepared me To deal with a player like you I heard it through the grapevine, That you are heartbreaker and womanizer With only one thing on your adolescence mind My grandmother always told me, that Why buy the cow, when you can get the milk for free My grandma is a wise woman More like a heroine in my eyes I am the heroine of my life More like a Nancy Drew without a clue on how to love you I am never satisfy, I am curious And mysterious However I am very chary Kind of gal ^ I do believe that I am in love with you today However, I might hate you tomorrow Because you never know with a secret admirer To the man I love today They are nothing more than I can say. I will wait for your reply my love
nice clothes nice shoes couple of girls but i got a main boo nice car on 22's lift kit on it it's another 4in boost hop out see my homies it ain't my forte but all them smoking big whip car full been drinkin since 1 n yet we still partying fitted cap yankee logo girls say im fly now they reaching for my "you know" wake up hangover a hurricane went through the house thanks mr Hugo team liqour super sick i know i was texting but dont remember this chick she mad im laughing she says im an asshole anyways i say i'm sorry but it was just another drunk day
Cough Drops and applesauce Is what the doctor gave to me I don't mean to complain But in my side I feel a great big pain And doctors orders I'll oblige It is bad enough Every day is getting tough And now I am just out of luck Stuck with nothing but a cough It's been driving me insane Living here in all this pain It has made my life a very hard thing I really don't want to complain But I've been left out in the pouring rain And tomorrow is another day Same to come, same old way
Guy on the airplane I'm sorry I fell asleep on you. I don't care to give you my name. I've been up since three, now staring out the window I'm about to sleep. Last thing I know is I was leaning towards you. Felt a nudge heard some laughter woke up to you looking down at me and I'm sorry. Guess your shoulder was calling my name and I answered...ha These seats are too small need some more space and I've always been a tad bit selfish. Never been the kind to get too embarrassed but by the third time I was feeling reckless. You finally gave in you finally gave in just let my sleepy head rest on your shoulder just let my sleep head rest on your shoulder. You'll have a story to tell the office when you get to Georgia and I'll have a story to tell my friends that I really shouldn't travel alone... Guy on the airplane so sorry I fell asleep on you...
I RUN from FEAR. I HUNT for FEAR. I HIDE in FEAR. I FIGHT cause of FEAR. I'm FAR from you. I'm SCARED cause of you. You're the FEAR that I HUNT. You're the FEAR that I FIGHT. You're the FEAR that SCARED me for LIFE. *Comment if you have any thought and if you like it. oh and some of the poems i write arn't always my feelings. their some times just to get through other people so they can have something to read that just fit's them.* -Angel4eva23
Take me there I don't care Touch my hair Eat this pear!!! I am bare Want to share? Do you care? I am bear I'll let you stare Don't go there By the chair Or on that stair? Your skin is fair You look like Cher Come to my lair But pay my fare Drippity drip drip
They're quickly away from my side. My sneezing they just can't abide. I've blown my nose off. Peppered them with my cough. Now I'm here all alone on this ride! for ~Gwendolen~'s Sneezing Limerick contest
Front and Center! Those Gates adorned with pearls in Heaven. White angels soaring. If by chance, Ordered to enter; Through St. Peter's Permission; I demand from you chancellor; A swift insanity plea, submission. For this troubled soul is plagued, By vast displays of wicked ways. None lost. Courtesy of meticulous examination. Love lost. Diligence pending Investigation. Key Evidence, perpetually documented In Sin's ominous catalog. Rebuke my Judge! For multitudes of shortcomings, He failed to ascertain. Moreover, present was He, When Satan drafted me. First round, Pick three. His Fantasy League... "The Eternal Infernos of Pain" JS Lambert
How I got here, I'm not really sure, the reasons aren't always real clear, But somehow I manage to live in the dog house most of the days of the year. She said she felt blotted and chubby today; did I think she was getting too fat? Don't worry dear, there is nothing to fear, I think you look always like that. She had tears in her eyes, starting to cry; said I don't listen to her any more, I'm sorry dear, what were saying, I was trying to hear the football score. She says I don't love her, not any any more, not like when we both were kids, I'm sorry Honey, of course I do, its just that I forgot to put down the lid. So once again Rover you need to move over, Daddy is sleeping here tonight, I don't mean to upset her, I try to get better, but the words never come out just right.
Observing. Frozen in time, captivated by this enormous being, the size of a small car. Pondering, his every move. The way he used his hands; so child-like. With all the consciousness of the world, and graceless coordination. Aware. of the visitors, as they briefly called out for his attention. Only for a moment, then they were gone. Untamed, in an orderly sham. He sat there, in his dark cave. As if he was waiting for the light to find him. Perched, on a boulder, squatting, and primitive. Drawing in the dirt with one hand. Swatting a fly with the other. Surreal, His nature, as he rushed to consume his food. The females hovered behind him, watching intently, like me. His movement mechanic. His presence powerful. He was the king of his domain. Studying, his magnificence, I watched. How smart was he? Could he feel my presence? Engulfed in the very essence of all that was him, I watched. Wondering, how he felt, I watched. Did he think he was still in the womb of Mother Nature? Or, did he know the iron bars which embrace him now? Then it happened; our eyes met. He noticed my presence. His gaze intimidated me, But I did not look away. He approached me. I felt his eyes inspecting my soul. A chill ran down my back, I turned behind me, only to find no other presence there. When I turned back, we were face to face. Separated by the sham, And a two inch piece of glass. Just me and him, the two of us, and the females hovering behind him. Wise, His old eyes spoke to me, They said "I am like you. I love, I feel, I hurt. I am, like you." Sympathetic, I put my hand on the glass and with all the consciousness of the world, he did the same. With tears in my eyes, I smiled. Then, he pooped in his other hand and wiped it on the glass. This was a sign of endearment. I laughed out loud. And I swear, He smiled back.
Magic is it possible I can feel this feeling when i'm next to you. I feel free from problems from all the issues and then I come back and your no where to be found. No I yell this was my chance but it was only a dream and I can't stop crying. It felt so real, how did they know I grabbed on to my sheets real hard because my dreams are just teasing me. Another poem about that past love that you can never forget, it's like a knife being stuck straight in my heart I can't feel the pain because the love was never there in the first place. It hurts so bad and sometimes it doesn't I can almost remember a time when I wasn't this stuck to him. It was a time for carelessness and a time for laughs I didn't have this memory yet and i'm starting to think i'm going mad. Sometimes I feel like deleting this one thing that keeps me focused on you like a kid on candy. I feel like I could never move on... it's funny how hearing you name could make me feel all over again. The worst part about this is that it never got finished and I wanted to hear the rest of the song. Lonely, A funny word sometimes it's laughable sometimes it's a crying tantrum spilled moment. A cloud has been hanging over my head for nearly forever dark and thundering shooting rain down my noes making me lose breath and lose focus. Calling, shouting, beating, bleeding then the cloud finally lifts and I can't help missing it. It tortured me and made me feel weak and now that's it's gone I can't help screaming for the rain. Come back to me I say honestly I was fine getting soaked but it's gone and all I can see is blue skies and that lonely remembrance that I am alone.
Still, and again "Ogongo" crept into my mouth As I behold the two nocturnal creatures We have waited endlessly No longer in my Aunt's place, But we became unsolicited watchmen At the streets gate entrance It was an ungodly hour Darkness had key to everywhere Still, and again I winked at my cousin He nodded, and murmured "They are on their way" But when midnight started knocking Out of the furfuled dusk Appeared the two nocturnal "Ogongos" One bringing back the memory of the famous Yokosuna Of the Heavy weight with an heavy duty To her chest, Were a very big size-less eve's apples? Her mean look compliments her dark complexion Her burnt lips. . . Reddish eyeballs speak of her as a chimney My cousin I pity from within my heart Her hyena-like laughter Turned me back to the second "Ogongo" Of a lesser weight to the former Her Eve's apples were almost not there "Bad catch, worst choice" I echoed to myself until I saw Her roundly shaped protruding buttock Speaking louder than a loud-speaker It overshadows her duck-like ugly mouth It was an undeniable asset Indeed, the "Ogongos" are both endowed With a Unique Selling Point (UPS) With these, I had taught they can never Run out of good prices in the market. Lo and behold, At the crucial product delivery point I rushed out of my room Only to see my cousin outside too Looking worried and dejected The "Ogongos" are over-used products The expiry date lapsed long ago The USP was a flash in the pan We both slept in the parlour Leaving the "Ogongos" in their different rooms It was a bad deal in a bad day. Alayande Stephen T 09.55am 20th June, 2007 NB-Ogongo is a coinage for Prostitutes. In Iba, with Ayo and Yemi, expecting An Izobo daughter and Tobi's call.
No, Officer, You Are Mistaken By Elton Camp When they spotted Zuma standing outside the bar Two cops pulled over and asked her to their car "Ma'am, what you're doing is illegal as can be And this type of conduct we don't like to see." "You may be making money and having some fun What you're doing is harmful to you and your John." "I really feel sort of sorry for a girl who is so cute But we must book you for being a prostitute." Zuma looked at him with such an innocent smile "So am I to be condemned without even a trial?" "I can't believe that you think I'm a sorry whore. That type of woman I simply detest and abhor." Prostitution produces kids that end up on the dole In combating that evil I am playing a major role." "The actual truth is that it is condoms that I sell I give free demonstrations of their use as well."
YOU SAY TOM-AAA-TO Never ever say sorry. No matter how put, a meagre sorry tastes like yesterday's curled sandwich, obstinately irrelevant to any serious discourse. Instead, play for effect; make your mark with the equivalent of a six course lunch, a gourmet spread of words, allusions and classical reference; then profusely apologise with discipline and skill. When sitting down on completing this task, you may append, quite silently, the word asshole, if American, or the much more redolent British word arsehole, even if American ! (Challenge words : sorry taste obstinate relevant serious play lunch gourmet apologise)
Don't go near the river a tree has fallen down The flow is blocked and it caused a dam if you fall in you could drown But to us children this an invitation was A big happening in our lives we had to see the cause Of course we would not climb down to the tree From high upon the bank we would satisfy our curiosity Down Milfort Avenue we all trouped The excitement mounting with-in our group The boys were there first of course Down at the roots torn from the ground with such force You girls they shouted stay away it was their find Just go home play with your dolls and leave our tree behind Well did you ever hear such rot We will soon show that lot Mother's warning soon forgot down we went to the spot Those roots from up high did not seem so tall But now down beside them we were made to feel small Like gaint arms they were all slimy and wet But we girls would conquer this climb you bet I never was brave and from the start My legs were shaking and in my heart I knew I should back down and risk being the fool But pride would not let me so I tried to act cool The others had climbed over and to the far side had gone Knowing I was frightened they egged me on Up I went onto that tree trunk Looking down to the river below my heart sunk What would I do if I fell in I had never learned to swim Well it happened and into water I fell for my sins Plunged to the bottom then up I floated gasping for air Again the depths called the water my death would share With bravery someone dived in to save me from my watery grave Trailed to the bank and with the water pumped out my life was saved A neighbor heard the commotion and running came Then into her house to recover my legs some strength to gain For the walk back home to face Mum my misbehavior to declare I really was a sorry sight but I did not care Jumper and tartan skirt soggy the red dye running down my thighs Perhaps she would think it was blood I had better start to cry Water filled the fur lined leather boots which slopped and weighed a ton My dad had worked for hours to pay for them and look what had I done So sorry I was for myself but punishment I had to accept My friends there with me for support they stayed and yet When Mum's face through that front door appeared They drifted away the blame they feared In I was hauled and asked to explain Why I had ignored her orders given so plain
Poor Mr Orange what a sorry site He's been lay in the fruit bowl for many days, many nights All shrivelled up his skin looks Bruised, battered, needing a new hip Oh how he remembers the days when he was just a pip The farm he did grow up in His friends from the orchard too The tree where he did ripen Deep orange his colour grew But now he's lay in a fruit bowl Slowly growing old Becoming over ripened And starting to grow mould He looks back on his sorry life span Thinking what could have been All the good he had to offer Now all a distant dream So next time you buy some oranges Remember what there purpose be And eat them all as soon as possible Cuz there full of vitamin C
Those leather pants fit perfectly Against your skin. I can't stop Staring; You can't stop teasing - It keeps me up all night, Struggling to Keep shouting. Nothing is resolved when you slam The bedroom door - Don't sleep Angry. You know I hate it when you Surprise me in the shower and Turn the screws until I Can't even think. All the blood Rushes to my head when I Clutch the curtain – you know I am there. I see you see me as I Hope we won't wake up bitter in the morning, Casting those cross couch glances and Judging. Your eyes are killer Aphrodisiacs, constantly seducing me Like that time I had to Pin you in the grass. As the rain came down I kissed Your lips and cradled you. I can still close my eyes and hear you whisper "You've left the toilet seat up again," I tell you that I'm sorry but we both know In the dim light of the television set I am barely listening. You smile and shake your head, For therein lies a flaw you choose to live with. You swear, one of these days you are going to Turn off the light and kiss Every inch of my body In honor of my being me, And in honor of your being you, I will return the favor. Afterward, we'll lie in love, Smiling in a comfortable silence Like the uncomfortable silences At the ends of those trivial arguments You start yet can't finish. There is no retort for my abashing. You say you're sorry but we both know That you don't really mean it, So I make sacrifices I choose to live with. I swear one of these days I am going to Cook the most wonderful meal, The kind where silence is a compliment Ending with content smiles, Doing the dishes, Cursing at new shirt stains and small cuts From knives hidden under soap water Although We don't really mind the healing process. I sleep and think, Tomorrow I should walk to the jewelry store and look over Diamonds, as I think of our Long nights, walking through lit up old villages Cuddling on the couch in the television light Drunkenly kissing beside bonfires Sharing friends and glances And love and life for good or for worse, Carrying the same heart. I can always push that button That has you turn me on, Be it a laugh, a smile, a sting, or a bite. We do what it takes to make us happy And it works, Especially when you put on Those leather pants.
Beyond these gates Martin right's at rest Found by all his mates Forever in the wrong Though he tried his best Till death strike its calling gong
I've got the headphones in my ears, but nothing's playing. I've got you on my mind, but you're not here. I've got you in my heart, but I can't feel you. You're always right there, but yet, you're never near. Our song is playing, but I can't hear the music. I'm just waiting for you to walk through that door. I said, well shouted, some things I didn't mean. We argued, but you've always come back home before. Now, I'm curled up in your t-shirt on the big chair. Now, my stubborn nature has kicked into gear. Now, I don't really want to see your face. Now, when you come home, I hope you feel fear. I hope your heart starts racing as fast as your thoughts. I hope you're nervous because you may have ran that red light. You always love to make me mad, because you think I'm cute angry. Then again, you're always afraid to lose me when we fight. Your headlights flicker on the wall across from me. Despite myself, I'm not angry anymore. In fact, my heart won't stop racing, and I actually have butterflies. All of this in anticipation of you walking through the door. I keep my hardened, stubborn composure. Until I see you come in with your tail between your legs and your puppy face. One look and all of my stubborn attitude fades, And I can't even remember why we were fighting in the first place.
As you run out of the house You realize something is wrong You try to think of it As you go to work You think hard Then you remember it's You wife's birthday
Rudolph, the Brain Dead Raindeer' Had a very shiny arse, Red from profuse bleeding hemorrhoids, Santa figured he'd better put him last, All of the other raindeers, Used to laugh about his red tush, Near Santa's North Pole workshop, Could be found many a reddish bush, So on this first Christmas eve, With Rudolph at the rear, Santa took off to the sky, Red droplets flying backwards fast, Often clogged poor Santa's eye, Before he got to his first house, His white suit had turned quite red, Something told him it was more appropriate, Went better with his sled, From that point on, Santa's suit was red, And remains so to today.....But now I've told This secret old, and dearly did I pay, Cause Santa does not stop at my roof, Or bring us gifts of joy, Cause I've got a BIG MOUTH! And Santa I did annoy!
Here lies the body of keegan armstrong who has nothing but a feeble arm Not for work but daily meal raise After a plentiful meal,he sits calm Boasting of how strong his arm could be
Although they might say honesty is the best polices. Don't tell the mess to me, honesty hurts and I already do enough hurting to me. Don't you ever fill that you cant tell the truth just say it because you care and not because of a bad attitude. The truth really hurts, And angry people are always willing to help spread the good word to hell with your feelings and to any body who cares. I can take your honesty if I thought you were truly my friend yes I no that's messed up. But a friend wouldn't knock a friend down just to build himself up. Never the less I will take your honesty if you must give it to me. I appreciate the time it took you to think about me, but with all the good that honesty can bring sure seams funny how it can causes so much pain. Although they might say honesty is the best polices. Don't tell the mess to me, honesty hurts and I already do enough hurting to me. Don't you ever fill that you cant tell the truth just say it because you care and not because of a bad attitude. The truth really hurts, And angry people are always willing to help spread the good word to hell with your feelings and to any body who cares. I can take your honesty if I thought you were truly my friend yes I no that's messed up. But a friend wouldn't knock a friend down just to build himself up. Never the less I will take your honesty if you must give it to me. I appreciate the time it took you to think about me, but with all the good that honesty can bring sure seams funny how it can causes so much pain.
Too young to leap Too old to dream He bears nobody to ponder But musters a blissful insight A freelance in a broad daylight Though, faceless when Emerged Chanting hilariously at people who stared Even though time has weared away his pride You seldom hear him cry With head buried in the sky; he lingers on carrying ample of unquestionable cruds And when he smiles, he raised his noxious lips slantly Revealing the cynically coloured teeth to his scurring espionage Nevertheless getting glibs from retinue of seeming retards All around the suburbs
He is not more than four with the adventurous eyes of a conquistador; he is rascal but cute, and with his innocence my rebukes he dilutes! Little rascal, slowly ride your tricycle down the bumpy block; be careful not to fall off, and don't turn when I yell, " Stop! " When I was your age, I did what you are doing now, and riding fast on grandma's farm...I hit the biggest cow! Cry when I scold you, it'll teach you a first lesson; better watch out for danger than get hurt and bleed! No Spunge Bob's ice cream at six o' clock, if you won't slow down! I laugh when you say, " I am sorry! " thinking of your treat! He has a sharp mind, a knock for furious things and all the more he must dare; and as rascal as he seems, he hugs me when he's wrong...and sadly breaks down! I am a fair uncle, and I wouldn't punish him for a mischief that he has done! And pedaling away he gets more thrilled than a clown with fuzzy, red hair! He is growing up too quickly by the day, and like a rebellious grown-up...he puts up more resistance, but if he thinks he'll get away with his childish mischievousness, aside form being rascal but cute, in a second I'll wisk him away! Copyright 2009 by Andrew Crisci
you a sorry piss poor of a man you been around the block you even slept with my friend i dont see why you cant get it right you come in-late at night we start to-fuss and fight youre not actin right you a sorry piss poor of a man you been around the block you even slept with my friend im the kind - who speaks her mind boy you wasting my time i think you should leave cuz you keep hurting me plz dont testify dont wanna here no lies you can not change my mind you wasting your time you a sorry piss poor of a man you been around the block you even slept with my friend repeat2x: i guess you cant get it right you will never get it right all i asked of you was to treat me right breakdown: you slept around "back then" you even slept "with my friend" youre trifflin "to the end" you and me "never again" you never payed a bill never asked how i feel you never payed attention never take time to listen you a sorry piss poor of a man you been around the block you even slept with my friend you think you got it like that when in fact it's not like that you need to step on back listen to all these facts you a sorry piss poor of a man you been around the block you even slept with my friend "friend" repeat2x:
The following harkens to the past when I worked for a supremely idiotic furniture company, and I, as other managers, had to explain to customers who waited 8- 12 weeks, on the day of promised delivery, or, if lucky, the night before, that their furniture could not be expected for another 6-10 weeks...and outrage I had to somehow make justification for. It's therefore called; "Oh Mrs. Tannenbaum" Oh Mrs. Tannenbaum, Mrs. Tannenbaum, Your furniture will not be coming.... Seems a volcano erupted, And therefore interupted, With the manufacture of your product, We promise, when the lava is cleared away, We'll put your piece as number 1 And, barring another incident, With a disgruntled worker with a gun, We should have your table ready, For delivery.... Should it rain, of course, It is with remorse, We'll call you to postpone it, Rest assured, we're bored, Of playing cards an drinking beer, Something always comes up, To make us refill our cup, And disappoint our customers... Yet, to be quite true, We're down to but you, So we don't really care, You had the balls, To order a table, Without a single chair!
Another true tom tale Many years ago, 1971 or 72, We had only one bathroom Normally that would do I had to pee real bad, The bathroom occupied Another tom brainstorm Why not use outside? But I was young and stupid Lazy as all hell, Now I'm the older version, Of yet a stupider tom bell So opened the back door Only 4 houses on our block No one ever likely To see my eager "bladder clock" Soon on I had a stream going When I finally raised my head To spot a vision That filled me full of dread Our next door neighbor's wife On lawn chair and with book Seemed to be fixated watching me And the bizarre action that I took I guess she thought "Oh Pervert!" Would never would I question why All I know is That that moment I could die Did not leave the house for a week Feeling stupid, and mighty meek So if you gotta' go real bad And can't wait no more Do it in your pants And not out your back door.
I wish my driver would take care of me, there's crack in the windshield I know he must see. He drives me fast and hard, not to the mention the paint is marred. The rear tire has been low for a week, he should worry about all the oil I leak. All he cares is whether the radio will work, forget how my front end tends to jerk. The windshield wipers are broke, not to mention all the black smoke. A tune-up how great that would be, I just wish my driver would take care of me
All the King's horses, And all the Knights that he made, Couldn't help poor king Humpty, And his desire to get laid.
I've arrived... D.O.A. There wasn't much I could say, Had I passed my final day? Had I faced my final goal? Not quite, For for me D.O.A. Merely means Dumb Old Asshole.


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Knowledge and Power in the Global Economy
The Effects of School Reform in a Neoliberal/Neoconservative Age
Edited by David A. Gabbard
Routledge – 1999 – 456 pages
Series: Sociocultural, Political, and Historical Studies in Education
Routledge – 1999 – 456 pages
Series: Sociocultural, Political, and Historical Studies in Education
Advancing a three-fold political agenda, this volume:
* illuminates how the meanings assigned to a whole vocabulary of words and phrases frequently used to discuss the role and reform of U.S. public schools reflect an essentially economic view of the world;
* contends that education or educational reform conducted under an economized worldview will only intensify the effects of the colonial relations of political and economic domination that it breeds at home and abroad; and
* offers a set of alternative concepts and meanings for reformulating the role of U.S. public schools and for considering the implications of such a reformulation more generally for the underlying premises of all human relationships and activities.
Toward these ends, the authors, in Part I, critically examine many of the most commonly used terms within the rhetoric of educational reform since the early 1980s and before.
Part II links today's economized worldview to curricular and instructional issues. These essays are especially important for comprehending how the organization of school curriculum privileges those disciplines deemed most central to market expansion--math and science--and how the political centrality of the economic sphere influences the nature of the knowledge presented in specific content areas.
Given that language constrains as well as advances human thought, the twin tasks of de-economizing education and decolonizing society will require a vocabulary that transcends the familiar terminologies addressed in Parts I and II. The entries in Part III cultivate the beginnings of such a vocabulary as the authors elucidate innovative concepts which they view as central to the creation of truly alternative educational visions and practices.
"This is an important and necessary book. The list of contributing authors includes a stunning array of insightful and widely published and referenced critical scholars and educators. [It] offers readers an opportunity to better understand how contemporary educational policies fit within the broader aims of neoliberal and neoconservative agendas…. Differentially skilled and socially/politically/culturally neutered and compliant human capital is now the production focus of neoliberalized education systems and institutions, hand in glove with and enforced by an neoconservative ideology and state…. But there is resistance…. There are people who want a more human and more equal society, a society where students and citizens and workers are not sacrificed on the altar of profit before all else…. This book feeds that resistance!"
—Dave Hill
University College Northampton
Contents: Preface. D.A. Gabbard, Introduction. Part I: Terms of Debate. N. Chomsky, Global Economy. K.A. Barnhardt, Crisis. J. Spring, Choice. T.S. Popkewitz, Reform. W. Pillow, Leadership. D.A. Gabbard, Accountability. F.M. Briscoe, Discipline. W.E. Doll, Jr., Classroom Management. E.B. Hilty, Learning. C. Lankshear, Literacy. M.A. Weinstein, Ideology. H.S. Shapiro, Empowerment. L. Ware, Inclusive Education. M. Sapon-Shevin, Gifted Education. M.J. Berlowitz, I. Watts, Desegregation. J.E. King, Race. S. Tozer, Class. K.B. deMarrais, Gender. Part II: Terms of Power/Knowledge. B. Davis, D.J. Sumara, Curriculum. L. Villaverde, Arts Education. A.A. Block, Language Arts Education. R.E. Bahruth, Bilingual Education. D. Macedo, Cultural Literacy. E.R. Hollins, Multicultural Education. C. Bartolovich, Cultural Studies. E.W. Ross, Social Studies Education. D.E. Purpel, Moral Education. G. Perreault, Service Learning. C.A. Bowers, Environmental Education. R. Good, M.S. Prakash, Global Education. H. Parke, C.R. Coble, Science Education. M. McBride, K.R. Wayne, Math Education. C.A. Bowers, Educational Computing. E.F. Provenzo, Jr., Educational Technology. M.D. Beatham, Technological Literacy. D. Kmitta, Media Literacy. J.L. Kincheloe, Vocational Education. V.W. Mott, Adult and Continuing Education. Part III: Terms of Resistance. P. McLaren, Critical Pedagogy. B.P. Gallegos, Postcolonialism. G.L. Billings, Critical Race Theory. J.F. Brady, Critical Feminist Pedagogy. R. Good, M.S. Prakash, Biocentric Education. D. Kirshner, J.A. Whitson, Situated Cognition. L.A. Sassone, Individualization. N.C. Burbules, Dialogue. J. Williams, Public Franchise.
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Calender character winners!SO from the voting the results ended in these characters with most votes and I have decieded who I want to go were which I wont say yet xD If I feel like adding more characters to one of the scenes I might to that, but these will be featured mostly in each month.Snuffen will be on the cover.Winner in order of amount of votes. Loki -140 Helkfrost -93 Flora - 53 Mutt - 51 Chubba - 50 Stewart - 47 Gunnar - 33 Kupa - 27 Jonston - 19 Magnum - 18[Star!] Tape - 16[Star!] Sink - 15SO now I just have to get the time to work on them 8D. I will probably upload each individual page aswell when they are all done ^^
40810If only you were soulless.If you were mindless, blind,you and I could make a beautiful disaster.The press would write of our brief affair;they'd paint me (the woman in red) as pathetic.They will not consider how I need your loveor how it pains me so deeply to throw myself at you.I will not be remembered as a poet warrior.I'll be the eternal survivor no more.All who think of me will shake their bowed headsand tearfully remark; If only you were soulless. If you were mindless, blind, You wouldn't have been such a bloody disaster.
Where It Does Not ShineA parting glance in the room,A flirtation down the hall,A smirk dancing on lush lips,A pair of wandering eyes align.Unheard whispers ready to bloom,Breaths lost in forbidden fall,Sentences trailing down hips,Hands seeking desire's sign.Unless you can meet mewhere it does not shine,I doubt I will be thine.
If I could go backSome people think it's crazysome people think I'm strangeAll the things I've doneAll the times I've changedBut I know the real truthand that is why I writeI don't think I have been weakI feel I've won the fightSo I'm gonna let it showThe intire world may knowMy scars they show my battlethe fight that I have wondon't think that I'm ashamed of themthey show how far I've comeBelieve me I'm alright, believe me I am goodBut if I could go back and change it allI don't think I wouldIt's made me who I amthe person I'm todayMuch stronger than beforeI'm not afraid to sayYou may think I'm hidingor still trying to lieBut my past has taught meto never stop, to try!So I'm gonna let it showThe intire world may knowMy scars they show my battlethe fight that I have wondon't think that I'm ashamed of themthey show how far I've comeBelieve me I'm alright, believe me I am goodBut if I could go back and change it allI don't think I wouldOh I know, still, some days it can b
EmptyEverything is so wrongI just wish I could fix itBeen broken for so longI'm in little piecesIt hurts to wake upIt hurts to want to dieGoing to bed thinking ofHow you're going to surviveAnother day, another yearAnother cut, another tearMore heartache, more painA black cloud pouring acid rainFilling my thoughts, my headMelting what's insideUntil there's nothing left
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I can'tI want toI need toI have toBut I can'tBecause somebody might open the doorand see...
Not perfect enoughI had a break-down this week.I succumbed to the stress,and it completely consumed me -slowly tore me to pieces . Why did you have to force me?I never wanted to do it andthe emotions, the sadness -it ravaged through my beingand you were so, so oblivious;No idea of the pain you caused me.I'm tired of trying.This week was tortuous,and there were so many timeswhere I could feel thecrystallised tears sliding,for no reason but thedepression coursing through me.I give up.I'm sorry, mum -I'm not perfect enough.
Don'tTook double the dose to watch the ceiling spin,think about all the mistakes in my life again.Gaze up and try not to cry tonight;wake up to the way the stars shine so brightbut Idon'tdon'tdon't.I lie and take in the plasterGod knows what it is that I'm afterbut it'snothere.I lie and shake and cry til it's overthen I try to move to the sofa'cos it'snot hereand I'd rather be anywhere else.As the world starts to blur there's no one but meand I let my life slip indifferentlyand if you were here, you'd not say goodbyeyou'd catch all my tears and then you would sighand saydon'tdon'tdon't.I lie and take in the plasterGod knows what it is that I'm afterbut it'snothere.I lie and shake and cry til it's overthen I try to move to the sofa'cos it'snot hereand I'd rather be anywhere else.When days are hectic and filled with emotionall I desire is to stop the commotionbut nights are so lonely, life is so drearyand I see the dark things so very clearlyand Iwon't
Edward Elric x reader pt. 2Edward and Alphonse walked in Roy's room only to find Roy's back facing them "Mustang?"Edward asked Riza stepped in front if the two and escorted them out them the room and closed the door behind them."What the hell is going on Hawkeye?"Edward asked "The colonel is not taking any visitors at the moment "Why not?"Alphonse asked "He got into an argument with his sister." Riza said "The colonel has a sister?"Al asked "Since when?"Ed asked "Since 15 years ago."Riza plainly said "Why didn't Mustang ever mention her?" Edward asked "That's something you can ask him about later Ed."Riza said as she was about to open the door when Edward asked "What the hell are we suppose to do now?" Riza turned around and smiled "Well if you could find her and bring her to my apartment later on so I could talk to her that would be great."Riza turned around and walked in the room. Edward huffed and turned around "Great were looking for a girl and we don't even know what she's looks like." the blonde said
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I Didn't Hear YouWhen you say goodbye to me - said goodbye to me. I didn't hear you. I didn't really consider the tangible loss of us. I was busy. Because in my mind I was hearing years worth of goodbyes, that run in a steady loop of vinyl to make the white noise soundtrack to my tears. I was busy listening.You left me for a logical and reasonable reason. I'll never understand it. I'll never really process what your goodbye meant or how it was intended. It was lost on me. I was busy. Because in my mind I was listing all the reasons that I told myself you would eventually leave me over. It was the hummingbird heart of our relationship that behind what I would say, there was what I thought. Two very different things.Underneath a less than gracious acceptance of you moving on, there are cracks so wide that the substance that the cracks are between becomes the cracks in the emptiness. My head is empty space with slithers of pain far and few between.But on those cliff blades that make up the terra
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Do you have a dirty mind?
11.10.2003, 19:40
DIY health check for your mind.
11.10.2003, 23:52
What dolphins?! :dunno
12.10.2003, 00:11
i'm corrupted - no new news there!
Naomi McFadyen
12.10.2003, 10:59
ah yes I've seen this one before...
IMHO though, I think that the younger kids of today will see what the majority (if not all) of us did too... :shock: which I personally think is wrong...
12.10.2003, 16:24
The first time I saw this I thought that they were lying and there were no dolphins at all!!!!!!!! I can see them now!! :?
Jo Elson
12.10.2003, 17:19
Looks like i need to polish my halo tonight!
12.10.2003, 17:34
what intimate couple :?: :lol:
On the Horn
12.10.2003, 21:44
But how did they get into the bottle ?
12.10.2003, 22:05
i saw dolphins!!! does that mean i am a angel?
12.10.2003, 23:28
Where are the dolphins? I've looked at it for ages and still can't see any. Oh dear that can't be good!
12.10.2003, 23:30
Found them!
12.10.2003, 23:32
The young children round my area would see the "intimate couple" before they even read the text!!!! :DD
What a dodgy area i live in!
13.10.2003, 00:19
Hmmmm.... I saw the dolphins and the people, and some of the dolphins are in vereee strange places!!
Not sure this is exactly family friendly? :?
13.10.2003, 14:49
does the fact that it took so long for me to see the dolphins mean i'm beyond saving?
13.10.2003, 16:47
found the dolphins and the intimate couple, does this mean i am a corrupted angel? or an angelic corruption?
13.10.2003, 20:32
currupted mind- ??
children would only see dolphins??
ok so how many people saw that naked bird on titanic- now please dont tell me that the children in the audience actually saw leo di-ck ****-py head draw dolphins?
and i saw both, almost instantly- or is that just from my childhood of magic eyes???
16.10.2003, 17:23
my school has blocked it!
16.10.2003, 22:15
found the dolphins and the intimate couple, does this mean i am a corrupted angel? or an angelic corruption?
I was wondering the same thing myself.......although it did take me a second good look b4 i saw dolphins! :lol: :?
17.10.2003, 00:54
the way i see it (as i saw both), is that i have a dirty mind, but am good at covering it up when necessary!
20.10.2003, 00:58
OK, so if I told you that I found nine dolphins, 3 halibut and a juvenile herring, what does that say about my mind. Personally speaking, if you only saw an intimate couple then your mind must be corrupted because I never saw anything like it!!! :lol: :lol:
All seems perfectly innocent to me, in fact I was admiring the quality with which the bottle had been drawn.
20.10.2003, 13:59
Got nothing to do with the test.... I just have a dirty mind :lol: :lol: :lol: :wink:
23.10.2003, 15:52
wow movement and sound as well......no hang on thats just the imagination running riot again! :lol:
and no I aint saying which i saw...welll it could have been the dolphins swimming and chatting as they do!
24.10.2003, 13:34
I saw the couple straight off, but couldn't see the dolphins till someone pointed them out to me.
I aldready knew I had a dirty mind, this just confirmed it!
i'm not a manc!
24.10.2003, 13:39
i think this proves what i already expected...
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A: I started doing 3D characters in my free time while working as a web and 3D artist (product design mostly). My real passion was cartoony characters.
Q: How do you decide which images to create and submit to Shutterstock?
A: I try to have fun. I think it's silly to copy the others, you have to find what makes you happy. In the long run you have to have your style and your niche, this is how you become good at what you do, it's the best way to survive.
Q: You seem to be our number one artist for frog illustrations! How did that happen?
A: I made the frog for fun and something clicked with people. Have you heard of the secret sauce? Well this frog has it. I don't know why, I can't put my finger on it, but people from all around the world started asking for more poses. You'd be surprised of the number of emails I receive just for the frog, it's crazy, but hey I'm not complaining. This is fun! I'm just sorry I can't respond to everyone.
Pictured above, Shutterstock images 3067262, 72543130, and 81391660.
Q: Do you ever see your images show up in finished products, like ads or websites? Does this happen often?
A: Yes, quite often actually. I sometimes stumble upon a magazine cover or an ad in the street, and many people send me pictures of my illustrations in action. Even on TV sometimes. I enjoy this part of the job, it's rewarding to see your work "live." I post some on my Twitter account: @julosheels.
Q: Does the frog have a name?
A: No the frog has no name, just the frog.
See more of Julien Tromeur's work on his Shutterstock portfolio.


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Why did you do it? I thought you loved me. You said I'd die for you. But it was all a lie. When I saw you with her, you then wasted your second chance. I don't find it easy. to express my feelings so quick. I don't understand why you did it, but I think your such a dick.