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you nigerians just lie alot and carry fake gist. this picture has been in youtube for years, that aint no warri, this happened in malaysia in the year 2010. and its even suspected to be fake because no one had seen it except for those who actually said there was something like that. my their before you post stuffs to public, make a good research.
ReplyDeleteEhen o! B4 u evn start, dnt generalize! 'U Nigerians!' as if u knw us at all. Ur advice applies 2 u as well. Research well b4 u make generalizations, k? Ehen, I hav spoken! N if u r a Nigerian, den its a pity dat u talk abt ur own Nation lyk dat! Once again, I hav spoken!
Deletethought same...make more research before posting stuff or else you get your zone filled with junk...saw this also in youtude...and as a matter of fact it a shame to spread fake gist when you dont have evidence...how come the people showing are standing separately with the photos...mchew!
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ReplyDeleteThis is quite annoying...i researched this and was embarassed by the intellectual dogmatism expressed by the average nigerian...This story has been on youtube fore years...that fucking object in the picture is a wax statue... Pls go on Youtube and search "girl kicks quran and turns into snake"...How fucking annoying
ReplyDelete@Anonymous no. 2, "Saw dis on BBM and decided to share it with you guys" thats what i saw, and i hope it means something to you lol
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DeleteNa wa, @Anonymous why the beef na? lol plz stop acting like a child in here, read properly, its indicated that they saw it on BBM and incase u dnt no the full meaning it means (Black Berry Messenger) lol demn
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Likely composed in the 1580s, Philip Sidney's Astrophel and Stella is an English sonnet sequence containing 108 sonnets and 11 songs. The name derives from the two Greek words, 'aster' (star) and 'phil' (lover), and the Latin word 'stella' meaning star. Thus Astrophel is the star lover, and Stella is his star. Sidney partly nativized the key features of his Italian model Petrarch, including an ongoing but partly obscure narrative, the philosophical trappings of the poet in relation to love and desire, and musings on the art of poetic creation. Sidney also adopts the Petrarchan rhyme scheme, though he uses it with such freedom that fifteen variants are employed.[1]
Some have suggested that the love represented within the sequence may be a literal one as Sidney evidently connects Astrophel to himself and Stella to Penelope Rich, the wife of a courtier. Payne and Hunter suggest that modern criticism, though not explicitly rejecting this connection, leans more towards the viewpoint that writers happily create a poetic persona, artificial and distinct from themselves.[2]
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Many of the poems were circulated in manuscript form before the first edition was printed by Thomas Newman in 1591, five years after Sidney's death.[3] This edition included ten of Sidney's songs, a preface by Thomas Nashe and verses from other poets including Thomas Campion, Samuel Daniel and the Earl of Oxford.[4] The text was allegedly copied down by a man in the employ of one of Sidney's associates, thus it was full of errors and misreadings that eventually led to Sidney's friends ensuring that the unsold copies were impounded.[5] Newman printed a second version later in the year, and though the text was more accurate it was still flawed. The version of Astrophel and Stella commonly used is found in the folio of the 1598 version of Sidney's Arcadia. Though still not completely free from error, this was prepared under the supervision of his sister the Countess of Pembroke and is considered the most authoritative text available.[4] All known versions of Astrophel and Stella have the poems in the same order, making it almost certain that Sidney determined their sequence.
The Oxford University Press collection of Sidney's major works has this to say about the title:
There is no evidence that the title is authorial. It derives from the first printed text, the unauthorized quarto edition published by Thomas Newman (1591). Newman may also have been responsible for the consistent practice in early printings of calling the lover persona 'Astrophel'. Ringler emended to 'Astrophil' on the grounds of etymological correctness, since the name is presumably based on Greek aster philein, and means 'lover of a star' (with stella meaning 'star'); the 'phil' element alluding also, no doubt, to Sidney's Christian name.[6]
Loving in truth, and fain in verse my love to show,
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Knowledge might pity win, and pity grace obtain,
Studying inventions fine, her wits to entertain:
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Invention, Nature's child, fled step-dame Study's blows,
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I have no complaints at all on the shipping times. I have had a couple larger orders that anywhere else the shipping would have killed me (3 glass carboys in one order). I can wait a few extra days and save all that cash on the shipping. If you're just being impatient, well then maybe you should consider paying the premium on the shipping. If it is truly an error on Austin Homebrew Supply's part, well then I guess you have a legitimate complaint. Like previously mentioned in this and many other threads, Forrest is a good guy and he takes very good care of us. He is the first guy you should talk to with these kinds of issues. He'll get to the bottom of it.
This is all very simple, if you want it FAST pay for the expedited shipping. If you don't mind waiting a few extra days, then go flat rate and save some $$. I swear there is a new post like this every week, or 20 of them everytime Austin Homebrew has a sale. Forrest has done a great job bringing us some great deals and good products. Thanks again Forrest.
Thanks for the Feedback. i have no problem waiting, and the cheap shipping is clutch. I just didn't like the attitude I got on the phone. Thanks Forrest. You're my supplier for goods.
I would encourage you guys to get the person's name that you talked to. Forrest and AHS have been nothing but amazing to me in the customer service department so you guys definitely haven't gotten the norm.
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Ian Clarke (physician)
This biographical article is written like a résumé. (December 2011) |
Ian Clarke | |
Born | South Armagh, Northern Ireland |
1 January 1952
Residence | Kampala, Uganda |
Nationality | British and Ugandan |
Ethnicity | Caucasian |
Citizenship | Irish and Ugandan |
Education | |
Occupation |
Years active | 1986 – present |
Known for |
Home town | Armagh |
Religion | Anglican |
Spouse(s) | Roberta Clarke |
Children | 3 |
Ian Clarke is an Northern Irish Ugandan physician, missionary, philanthropist, politician and entrepreneur, resident in Uganda.
Ian Clarke was born in South Armagh, Northern Ireland in 1952 to Thomas and Jean Clarke.
He trained as a General Medical Practitioner. Dr Clarke read about the AIDS epidemic in Uganda and decided to come see for himself which brought him to Luweero in the 1980s at the end of the bush war which he had been unaware of until he arrived. He subsequently returned with his family under the auspices of the Church Mission Society to work in Luweero. Dr Clarke initially treated his patients under a tree before going on to establish Kiwoko Hospital which now boasts a nursing school, a lab technician training school, a large community health programme, a neonatal ICU and full general hospital facilities.
Dr Clarke later moved to Kampala setting up his first clinic (International Medical Centre) within the Kampala Pentecostal Church Building/Watoto. Dr Clarke's vision continued to grow and he subsequently opened International Hospital Kampala (IHK) in Old Kampala where the first open heart surgery was carried out. IHK subsequently grew and moved to Namuwongo, Kampala and is now a modern well equipped hospital that boasts a number of specialties including obstetrics and gynaecology, paediatrics and plastic surgery. The 110 bed facility is the only ISO certified hospital in Uganda and strives to continue bridging the gap in private healthcare provision in Uganda through providing quality, affordable healthcare.[1]
Clarke also writes a weekly column in The New Vision, Uganda's biggest daily and has penned a couple of books titled The Man with the Key has gone and How Deep is this Pothole.
He has further projects in Juba, South Sudan and in Zanzibar, Tanzania where he owns a family built and run boutique hotel. He is a dual citizen of both The United Kingdom and Uganda.
Medical qualifications[edit]
- 1994 Masters in Public Health for Developing countries
(MSc. Public Health and DLSHTM)
- 1987 Diploma in Tropical Medicine
Liverpool School of Tropical Medicine
- 1976 MB BCH BAO Queens University Belfast
Affiliated medical businesses[edit]
Ian Clarke is chairman and chief executive officer of the International Medical Group (IMG), Uganda's leading healthcare provider.
Group companies include:
- International Hospital Kampala (IHK)
- International Medical Centres (IMC)
- International Medical Foundation (IMF) – the group's Charity arm
- International Diagnostic Centre (IDC)
- IAA Healthcare
- IMG Pharmaceuticals (IMGP)
- International Health Sciences University (IHSU) – a promoter company
These interrelated companies utilise IMG's own network of facilities, including a fully equipped hospital, countrywide clinics, a diagnostic centre and a health membership organisation. Dr Clarke also owns a private construction company, IMG Construction.
Political career[edit]
In November 2010, Ian Clarke entered Ugandan politics by securing nomination, as an Independent to contest for the Chairmanship of Makindye Division, one of the five (5) divisions of the city of Kampala. Dr Clarke' motivation was the bad roads and poor living conditions within his division. His three pillars in the election are: "good roads, good health and economic development". Dr Clarke enjoyed a landmark victory and was sworn into office as Mayor of Makindye Division in May 2011 to serve for a five year term.
Working with Kampala Capital City Authority and his elected Councillors, there have been some noticeable improvements within Makindye Division including:
- Improved routing garbage collection
- Improved sanitation with drainage channels throughout the division being cleaned/desilted on a daily basis and the construction of some public toilets
- Improved roads with routine pothole repairs as well as some roads including Hanlon Road (Nsambya) and now Mbogo Road (Mukwano) – Kabalagala being rebuilt.
See also[edit]
- Kiwoko Hospital
- International Hospital Kampala
- Hospitals in Uganda
- Makindye Division
- Kampala Capital City Authority
External links[edit]
- Profile At Monitor.co.ug In 2014
- Uganda's First Elected White Politician
- About Ian Clarke
- About Rose Nanyonga Clarke


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Paszek - Cadantu
Paszek is obviously injured, but she will fight for her ranking. She loves playing in Wimbledon and will probably seek from the memories of her victorious past.
Alexandra on the other hand just doesn't seem to feel comfortable on this surface in general.
Paszek in a close straight setter
Halep - Govortsova
Simona is on fire and trashed her opponent 0&1 earlier this year already. Keeping the ball in play will always be enough for Govortsova who doesn't have the patience, nor the fighting spirit or focus to compete on a good level for an entire match.
If Simona shouldn't be too tired, this will be an easy straight set win.
Niculescu - Barthel
Simona can't win a match at Slams to save her life and Monica is a horror match-up for her. Nics should be all fired up by her great doubles success and she has nothing to defend from last year.
If she keeps focused, she should prevail.
It will be very important for her to win the 1st set, then I can't see Barthel being motivated enough to start a come back.
Cîrstea - Vögele
Nothing is predictable with Sorana, but she is going into this match with a 3-0 lead in the H2H and she is just by far the better player on grass out of these two.
Anything else, but a win would be really disappointing, but I can see her dropping a set for brainless reasons.
Begu - Torro-Flor
A match in which Irina-Camelia can just embarras herself. Torro hasn't played a single match on grass so far in her career and with the poor footwork of the Spaniard, even on her beloved clay, and her generally dire form this year, I can't see her doing anything on this surface now.
Irina-Camelia just won a doubles title and is getting slowly back into rhythm. This is the perfect warm-up match for her.
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Kid, Maka and Black Star are dead
Why you didn't have the Meisters have there partners? That unfair
They have absolutely no means of beating Barragan whatsoever, and Stark would be too much to handle as well.
If it was all 3 vs Yammy then they could put up a fight (since BS has been a beast lately, and Kid can unlock all 3 lines), but would still probably go down.
Black Star:
Black Star's Durability
Black Star was able to take in an attack that was capable of leaving behind a giant mushroom cloud with only minimal injury to his insides:
Black Star's Speed
Black Star can amplify his speed to the Speed of Shadow, which is pretty hard to quantify. However, it's in the massively hypersonic stage, as his after images, in this form, have mass. Because of this, he can use his technique to make his afterimages function as if they are separate versions of himself..
Black Star's Reflexes
Even without any amplification other than those normally given by wielding his weapon. He can not only dodge, and block light beams. He can actually catch them, and throw them back at his opponents. Meaning he has lightspeed+ level reflexes (catching light beams, while impossible, would put him well above merely dodging and blocking them, which just require knowing trajectory).
Black Star's Strength
Capable of catching, and throwing one of the Moon's Teeth. I did a rough estimate at one point and wound up with about 60 tons, and that's with some pretty heavy lowballing. He was also capable of throwing it several hundred meters. So he's probably in the 100 ton range.
Black Star's Striking Power
Black Star is the only one capable of damaging the previously though to be indestructible Black Blood. He also can perform powerful energy beams, and has limitless cutting power with his weapons.
He can also easily change from one technique to the other, seemlessly. Making anything from ranged, melee, defensive, clones, shadow manipulation, speed boosts, etc. etc.
Over and above this he can erect barriers, and create traps, smoke screens, etc.
@xlab3000: "Limitless cutting power"? Bahahahaha. Ahem. Don't know who came up with that, but it never surprises me how people pull the weirdest things out of their asses.
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This guy = Steven Joyce
Let's say that I run a company which sells two different products: red socks and blue socks, for example. 84% of what I sell are red socks and 16% of what I sell are blue socks. Therefore, 84% of my current machinery is dedicated to making red socks and 16% dedicated to making blue socks.
Now, over the past few years my sales of red socks have been pretty constant, in fact they haven't increased since 2004. Over that same time period my sales of blue socks have increased significantly – by around 20-30% even. Furthermore, I know that 5-10 years into the future my main ingredient for making red socks is going to increase dramatically in price, and my prices will need to go up significantly to reflect this. Therefore my likely future sales of red socks are going to stay constant or perhaps even decline. As people will still need to buy socks, blue socks will become comparatively cheaper and more popular.
Now, a few questions:
Over the next 5-10 years is it more likely that my sales of blue socks will increase, or my sales of red socks?
Given that my sales of red socks haven't increased since 2004 and because I'm mindful of future price increases in a very important ingredient, should I build another machine that makes red socks?
Given the recent increase in my sales of blue socks, should I add capacity to the production of them instead?
Would it be wise, in a business sense, for me to focus the vast majority of the money I have to spend on capacity increases on red socks?
In case anyone got lost in the metaphor, private vehicles are red socks, public transport is blue socks. Steven Joyce is proposing to spend the vast majority of transport funds for new infrastructure on roads, even though the number of vehicles using the roads is not increasing. Meanwhile, our "growth sector" of blue socks/public transport is getting ignored and deprived of necessary funds.
Geez I thought this guy was a successful businessman. He sounds like numbskull to me.
Yes, the "follows existing rail designation is a worry".
60% underground. Through Alan Wood Reserve. Underneath Great North Road???? Underneath New North Road.
It could certainly be worse..... a diagram would be nice.
Having seen the draft bills for the Auckland reconstruction (I'm quoted by proxy in a Greens release this morning about the secondment of existing councils' staff to the Auckland Transitional Agency), I can safely say that no matter how much of a "jobs for the boys" look the MFAT appointment appears to be it's nothing against what will be done for the ATA.
Is it anywhere online yet?
Yes it is strange that NZTA have somehow 'magically' found three options $300-700 million cheaper than the cheapest option they have previously explored. Very strange indeed.
I've writeen a guest post for "The Standard" on this issue: http://www.thestandard.org.nz/joyce-trashes-mt-albert/
Most of the "Your Views" are actually quite anti-motorway from my reading. Even National voters from Remuera.
There were a range of options considered by NZTA over a number of years. You can see the costings for all of them on the last page of this document: http://www.transport.govt.nz/assets/Katrina-09/Business-case-for-the-Waterview-Connection.pdf.
The cheapest option considered was a $1.456 billion Open Cut option. By contrast the twin tunnels were $1.89 billion when first costed. Therefore the difference was around $450 million - probably worth the extra money when you consider the social and environmental costs of an Open Cut option.
I still believe that the financing costs were added on for political reasons, as have been (to a lesser extent) the SH16 upgrade costs.
Now I don't know how NZTA have come up with options with construction costs of between $760 million and $1.16 billion. But as you can't get something for nothing, an option significantly cheaper than "Open Cut" is likely to be significantly worse. Otherwise, why were those options not considered earlier?
Either NZTA were idiots for 6 years when coming up with the original costing of the options, or there's something dodgy going on here. I'm picking the latter.
OK it is official that the gutting of the RMA will be used to speed up the Waterview Connection:
**How does this affect the timeframe for construction of the Waterview Connection?**
Depending on the final scope of the project it could be possible to begin construction in 2011 and complete the project within about four years.
As a Road of National Significance this is expected to be progressed under the call-in process of the new provisions of the Resource Management Act which will significantly speed up delivery of the project.


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Kershaw County high school baseball fans can get a sneak peek of their favorite team(s) on Saturday at the Camden High School Baseball Jamboree.
Camden's basketball seasons could not have ended in a more frustrating fashion as both the Bulldogs and the Lady Bulldogs were victims of late-game 3-point shots in Tuesday's doubleheader with visiting Darlington.
The Wateree Chapter of the National Wild Turkey Federation will hold its 2012 banquet on Thursday, March 1 at The Camden Shrine Club.
Both Lugoff-Elgin and North Central dropped conference doubleheaders in and around the Columbia area Friday night.
After his team lost to Hartsville last Friday night, Camden High boys' basketball coach Ron McKie said his team needed to sweep its next two games in order to have a good chance of returning to the AAA state playoffs.
PITTSBURGH – Camden native and former Camden High Parade football All-American Bobby Engram has been named the wide receivers coach at the University of Pittsburgh.
North Central nearly erased a 16-point fourth quarter deficit, only to come up three points shy of a huge comeback in a 69-67 loss to visiting McBee last Friday night in a Region 3-A boys' basketball game played at The Castle.
McBee junior Rashad Reed outscored North Central junior Jeremy Fowler, 34-31 in the points battle, as Reed and visiting McBee escaped from The Castle in Boonetown with a 69-67 victory on Friday night.
Thanks in large part to a 30-point second half, the Lugoff-Elgin girls' basketball team snapped a nine-game losing skid with a 46-26 victory over visiting Richland Northeast Tuesday night inside the Demons Den.
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Marlboro County used a pair of London Johnson free throws in the final 16 seconds of play to give itself a three-point cushion and would then tack on two more insurance points to hold out visiting Camden, 38-33, in a Region 6-AAA boys' basketball game played on Friday night in Bennettsville.
Francis Marion University sophomore guard and former Camden High School standout Evrik Gary was been named the Peach Belt Conference Player of the Week for the week of Jan. 9-15.
The annual Wateree Chapter Ducks Unlimited Banquet will be held on Saturday, Feb. 25 at TenEleven Galleria located on Broad Street downtown Camden.
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Jeremy Fowler's free throw with 5.3 seconds left in the game gave visiting North Central a 65-63 lead over McBee.
The Camden High School baseball coaching staff will host its annual Father-Son Baseball Camp on Saturday, March 7 at American Legion Park in Camden.
Tyler Bowers struck out six batters in a three-inning stint as host North Central shut out Camden Military Academy, 12-0, in Saturday's opening day of the Mid-Carolina Credit Union Baseball Bash being played in Boonetown.
Hopefully, the weather forecasters will be wrong on their prognostications of rain for the early to middle part of this week as all four of Kershaw County's baseball teams will be involved in pre-season tournament play which began last Saturday and will continue throughout this week.
Regardless of what the weatherman says, Kershaw County's four high school baseball teams will open their seasons with a trio of pre-season tournaments starting Saturday and continuing throughout next week.
The eighth annual Clinic Classic 5K walk/run, presented by McDonald's of Camden, and the Camden Family Care one-mile run/walk will take to the streets of Camden on Saturday, April 18.
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It's Official, Kanye West & Kim Kardashian Are Married
Kanye West and Kim Kardashian tied the knot today (May 24) in Florence, Italy. The fairy tale wedding took place at Forte di Belvedere in front of family and friends.
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Jay Z is extending his 40/40 brand and recently opened his high-end sports bar in Atlanta at the worlds busiest airport.
Master P's upcoming divorce and family drama has been all over the news and recently Wendy Williams made light of it. P isn't happy and issued a response.
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Everybody has had their two cents on the drama between Jay-Z and Solange and comedian Chris Tucker is the latest to address the situation! Chris has not lost a beat and keeps the crowd rolling with his latest standup routine!
The Carter's released their first public statement since elevator footage of Solange Knowles attacking Jay Z made headlines.
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KUALA LUMPUR (AFP) - Malaysia's navy has fought off a pirate attack on a tanker off its east coast in the South China Sea, the International Maritime Bureau said Sunday.
The Malaysian force was assisted by the Indonesian and Singaporean navies in fending off the attack late Saturday, said Noel Choong, head of the IMB's Kuala Lumpur-based Piracy Reporting Centre.
The pirates fled the Singapore-managed tanker after navy patrol boats arrived before they could loot the vessel, the international body said.
"The Malaysian navy quickly dispatched a patrol boat and managed to intercept the tanker. Pirates managed to escape before the arrival of the naval boat," the IMB said in a report.
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Mar 20th, 2003, 01:13 AM
They are rerunning my wife and kids with Serena. She is a decent actress. :)
Mar 20th, 2003, 01:15 AM
SELES IS IT ON NOWWW :eek:
Mar 20th, 2003, 01:18 AM
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Yes on ABC, 7 minutes left.
Mar 20th, 2003, 01:21 AM
Yes on ABC, 7 minutes left.
I just saw part of it.
Some kids were having a play and Serena walked on the stage and talked then walked off after speaking to one of the adults also.
She looked good. A skirt suit and curly long blondish hair and makeup.
good acting.
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Mar 20th, 2003, 01:21 AM
Selesfan, thanks!! I saw your post late, but I caught a couple minutes of it. :hearts:
Mar 20th, 2003, 04:24 AM
They are rerunning my wife and kids with Serena. She is a decent actress. :) :worship: :worship: :worship:
I originally started reading this board so that I would have info like this at my disposal.
Instead I've had to wade through a torrential downpour of negativity and BS when it comes to my faves in WTAworld.
Thank you for converting this board back to what I hope was its original purpose.
A source of info and news about female tennis players of the professional variety.
I've never seen that show before and its actually pretty cute.
Perhaps I'll let Mama-Smash appear in one of my movies some day, too.
"Life In A Northern Town" - The Dream Academy :cool: :cool:
Mar 20th, 2003, 04:31 AM
I got home late from work so I didn't get to watch the whole show but I thought Serena looked beautiful and classy. :)
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In Major Shift, Congressional Failure Shocks Many, Leaves Some Skeptical
WASHINGTON, D.C. – A stunned nation sat glued to cable news programming today as rescue workers swarmed the Capitol Building searching for victims after it was reported that as many as 530 members of the House and Senate attempted mass suicide following the release of the latest nationwide poll results. So far, no deaths have been reported, but many who cover Capitol Hill on a regular basis remain optimistic.
It all began shortly before noon, when the latest polls revealed that 61% of registered voters agreed with the statement, "I think our country would be better off if every member of Congress killed themselves." This reflected a 12% jump since last March and marked only the forty-first time since regular polling began that a majority agreed with that statement. Only 3% "disagreed" while 1% "strongly disagreed" and 35% "strongly agreed". The poll has a margin of error of plus or minus 50 lawmakers.
A spokesman for Walter Reade Medical Center told reporters that many Democrats were slightly affected by a mild dose of a prescription pain killer, telling reporters, "Apparently they thought they were taking a lethal dose, but fortunately, or unfortunately depending on where you stand, one of their members bought the drug in Canada. While they were a little woozy and unable to function well cognitively, unless someone had medical training they probably wouldn't have noticed anything unusual." He also revealed that no toxins were found in the systems of any Republicans, saying, "We have since learned that the individual who initially agreed to mix the punch had a last minute change of heart." It was also disclosed that a few of the most senior members of both parties were treated for oxygen inhalation and released.
The fact that no poison was contained in the purple Kool-Aid ingested by Republicans was later confirmed by a Senate staffer. Meegan Toomey, an aide to Kentucky Senator Jim Bunning who spoke on condition of anonymity, revealed that while Senator Bunning had initially agreed to lace the "official beverage of the GOP" with cyanide, he later balked, insisting that the cyanide first be paid for. The balk, incidentally, was Bunning's first since August 12, 1968, when he out-dueled Los Angeles Dodgers' ace Don Drysdale for a 2-1 victory.
It should also be noted that Senator Bunning, fellow Republican Ron Paul, Democrat Dennis Kucinich, and Independents Joe Lieberman and Bernie Sanders did not participate in the festivities. "I may consider killing myself at a later date, if that's what the polls say and I feel it's in the best interest of the people of Kentucky," Bunning said in an interview with Entertainment Weekly, "but right now I'm just too busy killing the Republican Party."
As is the case with many major events that alter the national political landscape, there are already some who question the official version of events. "There was never any sincere attempt made at 'autocongricide'," according to political activist Oswald Ruby, who called for an immediate independent investigation, adding, "This was staged." As evidence, Mr. Ruby produced what he claimed were classified poll results never intended to be released to the public. According to the document distributed to gathered media, a recent poll showed that 68% of all Americans responded favorably to the statement, "I'd be more likely to support the re-election of officials who at least tried to do the honorable thing and commit suicide." Another 24% indicated that they would definitely support those whose suicide attempts were successful.
Several cable news outlets have announced that, barring further developments in this story, they will resume their normal programming this evening. MSNBC will air a three-hour documentary about the death of Michael Jackson while the Fox News Channel boasts three hours of their prime-time 'entertainment hosts' advising people to invest in gold with their sponsors. E! will continue its Pre-Red Carpet Sidewalk Show from the site of Sunday's Academy Award ceremonies.
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It's sort of in response to my own 'letter to Congress' (http://open.salon.com/blog/the_desperate_blogger/2010/02/26/an_open_letter_to_the_united_states_congress)
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