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The Academy Award nominees were announced Thursday, but you only need to know one name:
Dick Poop. Dick Poop! Read the rest of the stupid,
non-funnily named nominees here.
Dick Poop is the Adele
Dazeem of 2015.
And speaking of Idina Menzel, the woman whose name was famously botched by John Travolta at last year's Oscars/she who is responsible for all the bitches still singing "Let It Go" will perform the national anthem at the Super Bowl on Feb. 1. John Legend will also perform prior to the game, singing "America the Beautiful." Katy Perry is the half-time star; Lenny Kravitz (and surely many more to be announced) will join her.
Is the moon a star or a planet? Isaac Mizrahi and designer Jane Treacy discuss.
FYI, brainiacs, the moon is just a moon. Don't shame yourself by Googling it.
Parks and Recreation is busting out its final season with two episodes per week, and while the show's time jump to 2017 has provided some laughs (Councilman Jamm fell for Tammy Two; Jerry is now Terry – Dammit, Terry!), it's nice to see the show go back to its roots. After opening the season with a feuding Ron and Leslie, last night's ep brought them back together — like never before.
And speaking of Parks and Rec, if you're a serious fan and/or serious gamer, someone is raising funds for a very serious Cones of Dunshire game on Kickstarter. So far they've got about 10 percent of their $300,000 goal, and it'll cost you a $500 donation to receive the game. Pretty steep, but I think Ben would approve of the financial investment.
Justin Bieber is the next celeb to be roasted on Comedy Central. The Photoshop victim and general twat joked that he had finally given the network enough material to work with. No film or air date yet, but Biebz says it's a gift for his 21st birthday, which is coming up on March 1 (so help us).
Kevin Hart hosted Saturday Night Live this weekend, but all eyes were on musical guest Sia. Actually, her eyes were covered as she gave the spotlight to her fellow (amazing) performers.
Maddie "Lil' Sia" Ziegler performed her blonde-wigged/nude-suited choreography for "Elastic Heart" with a matching female dancer (instead of Shia LaBeouf, who costars in the video).
And then she performed "Chandelier" with a badass mime.
All the feels!
And here's a weird Kyle Mooney (redundant) skit that was cut from the episode:
Lots of people are talking about American Sniper: Did director Clint Eastwood get snubbed for an Oscar nod? Is it "war porn?" Can we stop talking about Bradley Cooper's "transformation" as if eating 8,000 calories a day is some super difficult task? And what the fuck is happening with that fake baby?
Yes, #fakebaby has been trending, and it all refers to a quick scene with Cooper and Sienna Miller's characters and their new baby. Which is most definitely a not-alive doll. Seriously, an Oscar-nominated movie with a fake baby? Kids today just do not understand work ethic.
Finally, President Obama gave the State of the Union Address last night, which is a real important thing. Also important: John Boehner's tan in corresponding Pantone colors:
American Idol's 14th season premiered last week and if you think you shouldn't care because Ryan Seacrest makes you uncomfortable, you are wrong. Well, not about the Ryan Seacrest part — he is very distracting. Like, why is he still around? How much does he get paid to be a weirdo to young singers? Is he actually a robot? What really happened to Brian Dunkleman? But you should be excited because Cincinnati's own Jess Lamb is on it, and there's a very good chance she'll go far in the competition.
I typically don't watch the
music competition shows like Idol and
The Voice, because witnessing genuine
humans be embarrassed on television really upsets me. But when I heard Jess
Lamb had auditioned and got the golden Hollywood ticket, I had to give the show a
shot. Jess is a great local artist and I camped next to her at Bonnaroo one year, so I'm pretty much famous by proxy.
Anyway, at 28 years old, Jess is painted as the mature one of the auditioning bunch, which is probably going to make you feel like a shriveled French fry at the bottom of a car. But with her age (seriously, I can't) comes a breadth of talent and experience. She writes and performs her own songs but — judging by her audition — has no trouble with the traditional covers Idol necessitates.
Jess auditioned in Kansas City, Mo., and got a great reaction from the judges, particularly crooner Harry Connick, Jr. Check it out:
Auditions will continue
every Wednesday and Thursday for the next couple weeks, so we won't be seeing
much of Jess again until the final 48 contestants are narrowed down to 24 after
a performance in front of a live audience (this has already been filmed). So, will
Jess make the cut? Idol teased us
with a "look" — or rather, listen — at the top 24. You can hear them sing but
can't really make out anyone's face. Judge for yourself.
All I can make out is a Captain Hook-looking dude with dreads. GO JESS.
Remember the uber-sleazy Gaston from Beauty and the Beast? You know the song, "No one's slick as Gaston/No one's quick as Gaston/No one does push-ups in the middle of an amusement park like Gaston…" What? Yes.
Sia's "Chandelier" girl
is back, and she's dance-battling in a dirty cage with Shia LaBeouf, which some
people are NOT OK with.
Also, why did I just learn that the little girl, Maddie Ziegler, is from Lifetime gem Dance Moms?!
Speaking of times when we
all get sucked into Wikipedia holes… Rapper T.I. is basically a suicide prevention
specialist. This isn't news, but it's new to me (please don't ask why I'm Internet-searching
random rappers at night). Seriously, "Rescue of suicidal men" is a sub-section
on his Wikipedia page. In 2010, he stopped a young man from taking his life by
convincing him to not jump off a 22-foot Atlanta building. T.I. heard about the
situation on the radio, drove to the scene and asked police if there was
anything he could do to help. Pretty incredible. But before that, in 2006, T.I. discovered a struggling Scott Stapp
after the Creed frontman had jumped over his hotel balcony (whether this was a suicide
attempt or the result of insomniac hallucinations varies in reports). Can
we have T.I. intervene on Scott Stapp again please? Side note: Awesome reality
show idea. For real, though, dude seems like he needs it.
On a lighter note, here's a
Larry David Lynch blog!
Parks and Recreation's final season premiered last night. Jurassic World will be unleashed into theaters this summer. Chris Pratt stars in both. Relevant:
American Crime Story casting news! If you recall, Ryan Murphy is spinning off on his American Horror Story miniseries franchise with a true crime series. The idea is to explore a different criminal case in American history each season, like how each AHS season explores fear and freaky folklore in a different arena. The series' debut will focus on the O.J. Simpson trial. Cuba Gooding, Jr.will play O.J., David "Forever Ross" Schwimmer will play Robert Kardashian and John Travolta will play Robert Shapiro. So much wut.
This dog takes a bus to the
dog park and knows to get off at the appropriate stop — alone — which is more than I can
say about myself.
The Golden Globes, a.k.a Amy 'n' Tina's Sleepover Party, were Sunday. The duo kicked ass in their final hosting gig, don't get me wrong, but overall the show left me wanting something more exciting. Maybe it was the fact that the awards were so spread out. There were big winners, for sure (Transparent, Boyhood), but there were a lot of new winners (which yields heartfelt but otherwise boring speeches) and no one show or film truly swept.
If anything, it gave me a bunch of new movies and shows to add to my watch-list. Peep the nominees and winners here, if you care, but the best part of the production was the monologue.
TinAmy were perfection. They even killed it with a Cosby rape joke that certainly shook up the audience. Nothing like seeing rich, famous celebrities panic over whether it's OK to laugh.
Other notes:
Leelah Alcorn — the local transgender teen who took her own life earlier this month — got a shout out from Transparent creator Jill Soloway.
The stars of Fifty Shades of Grey couldn't muster enough chemistry to present an award, so that's probably not a good sign…
George Clooney got a lifetime achievement award and said nice things about his new wife.
Chrissy Teigen ugly-cried when husband John Legend accepted an award with Common.
And that's about it! Of course, the Oscars are the pinnacle of awards season, and those nominees will be announced Thursday.
Peter Pan Live! took over TVs last week and it wasn't nearly as messy as last year's live spectacle, The Sound of Music, but I'm still confused about a very feminine woman (Allison Williams) playing a boyish man — and so are the folks at SNL. More on that later.
Marnie did a fine job and Christopher Walken was, well, Christopher Walken, but Jane Krakowski's interpretation of Peter Pan would have been truly outstanding.
Last week I wrote about the other big TV spectacular du jour, Eaten Alive on Discovery Channel. Basically, for weeks the network teased us with the promise that nature-type Paul Rosolie baited a giant anaconda into eating him alive (while wearing a special safety suit, oxygen and a camera), all for us viewers at home to watch — only he didn't. After an hour and 45 minutes of build-up, dude tapped out after only a portion of his head inside the snake for, like three seconds. Understandable outrage spilled onto Twitter. I mean, how long until I can turn on basic cable and watch a man get killed on live television?
In Case You Missed It: Charlie Hustle is hawking Sketchers now. In this commercial (which apparently debuted a couple months ago but I just recently saw), Pete "The Relaxer" Rose touts the brand's new comfy shoe line and pokes fun of the whole Hall of Fame ban.
Also, great cameo from his glamorous wife Kiana. I
miss seeing her on TV.
Queen Bey and King Hov hung out with their British equivalents at a Nets game this week. Prince William and Duchess Kate took a royal tour of NYC, complete with a visit to the Empire State building, some chill time with LeBron James (they even got a tiny Cavs jersey for baby George) and a quick Illuminati meet-up with the Carter Dynasty. Kate, give the people what they want, already. No, not a prime baby bump pic — a "7/11" video reenactment in Buckingham Palace!
This week in Let's Feel Old: the stars of MTV's Laguna Beach recently attended their 10-year high school reunion.
James Franco and Nicki Minaj performed on Saturday Night Live last week. In addition to poking fun at Peter Pan Live!, highlights included a Hip Hop nativity, Nicki as Kim Kardashian and Beyoncé, a realistic Star Wars trailer and a hilariously weird skit with Mike O'Brien, "Grow-A-Guy."
And in a skit that was cut for time, hosts of a St. Louis morning show feel incredibly awkward going live after the events in Ferguson.
Sons of Anarchy is officially over and, DAYUM, the last few episodes/season/basically all of it was brutal. No spoilers, but I will definitely miss seeing Charlie Hunnam's chiseled butt cheeks on the reg and sweet Nero, with his delicate V-neck cardigans. (Jimmy Smitts was seriously amazing in this role). If you, too, need your Hunnam fix, check out his early days on Queer as Folk or in Judd Apatow's Freaks and Geeks follow-up, Undeclared. Baby British Jax! And congrats to Vanderpump Rules' Jax Taylor for basically stealing the name being the new reigning Jax of television.
New movie trailers to hit the Interwebz: the latest film version of the beloved French short story The Little Prince; Anna Kendrick and Jeremy Jordan star in romantic musical The Last Five Years; Dwyane "Still The Rock" Johnson's natural disaster flick San Andreas.
Survivor-type Bear Grylls may drink his own pee and propose to his wife with an ass diamond, but naturalist filmmaker Paul Rosolie is upping the ante in the weird wilderness game by allowing himself to be "eaten alive" — for real, apparently — by an anaconda on TV.
Judging by the trailer, viewers will witness Rosolie and his crew travel to the Amazon, hunt down an anaconda, suit up in a custom death-proof ensemble, douse himself with pig blood and wait for said anaconda to get hungry. The Eaten Alive special airs on Discovery on Sunday, Dec. 7 as part of something called "Mega Week." Apparently both Rosolie and the anaconda survived the incident, which was filmed in advance. Cue the music!
In other "Oh my god, Becky" news, Kim Kardashian's greasy butt on the cover of Paper magazine has everyone all in a tizzy. I think we should be offended by the headline/goal of the spread to "Break the Internet," because haven't we all seen Kim's dump truck plenty of times before? More noteworthy is the fact that she's popping out of a trash bag, which is actually quite fitting.
Look at these cute illustrations of movies with one letter removed from the title. And yes, I would totally see a Ron Swanson superhero movie called Ron Man.
Some of your favorite lady-shows are coming back in January!
Girls returns Jan. 11:
Broad City is back Jan. 14:
Your BFF Jennifer Lawrence will never get a Twitter, and it's all because of all
you pervs who looked at her hacked pics she's "not very good on phone or
TIL Jennifer Lawrence is all of our moms.
Entertainment Weekly's annual reunion issue is on stands now, which means apparently it's already time to reminisce about Mean Girls and Napoleon Dynamite.
Fox News' Megyn Kelly accidentally cursed on air when introducing Mike Huckabee this week. She said Fuckabee.
Watch these 1980s aerobic workout stars get down to Taylor Swift earworm "Shake It Off"
Kim Kardashian is releasing a selfie coffee table book called Selfish. Wait, two Kardashian-related items in one post? Everything is horrible, bye!
New movie trailers to hit the Interwebz: Neill Blomkamp (District 9, Elysium) teams up with the incomparable Sharlto Copley again with Chappie, about a robot raised by a group of humans (Dev Patel, Yolandi and Ninja of Die Antwoord), proving once again that Copley is the go-to actor to play robot men; World War I drama Testament of Youth, starring Kit Harington (aka a beardless Jon Snow) and Hayley Atwell; and a fucking Minions movie.
It might seem impossible to celebrate both No Shave November and the sesquicentennial of the Civil War, but Cincinnati natives Julia and Anna Hider have just the solution.
Their blog-turned-book Badass Civil War Beards showcases the best facial hair the war had to offer, from the most recognized politicians to unidentified soldiers. There are many aspects of 1860s America that have thankfully vanished over the last century-and-a-half, but today's modern man can learn plenty from the epic facial styles of Union and Confederate soldiers.
CityBeat recently sat down with Julia and Anna Hider to discuss their new book and all things beard related.
CityBeat: Where did you get the idea for the blog?
Julia Hider: I was watching a History Channel documentary about the Lincoln assassination, and I just noticed that everybody had crazy facial hair, and so I texted Anna and I said, 'Hey, we're gonna write a blog about this, will you go set one up?' and she did. And she picked out the name and…here we are!
CB: Did it take off pretty quickly?
Anna Hider: I just have a personal Tumblr for stupid pictures, like dogs and stuff. We started getting followers pretty quickly, I was kind of surprised — there are obviously lots of people on Tumblr that have more followers than us, but I was surprised by the history fandom — I guess you would say — of Tumblr, and how many history nerds there are on there.
CB: Even though you were at different schools [Ohio State and Syracuse], did you collaborate on it the whole time?
AH: We each did one post a day.
CB: And how did it get on BuzzFeed?
AH: I did that! But the thing is, it was a community post, but it made it on the front page of buzzfeed.com
JH: So Anna just wrote it.
AH: And I just sent it out on the Internet.
JH: And the community editors liked it, so they promoted it to the front of the community page, then I guess more editors saw it and liked it and so they put it on the front page of Buzzfeed, which is impressive for a community post.
AH: It was like the first time they had done anything like that, so I'm like, 'This is easy.' It was actually my second Buzzfeed [post]; my first one was called, "9 Giant Rocks That Look Like Willies."
JH: I really think Buzzfeed helped us get the [book] deal.
CB: And what made you want to turn it into a book?
JH: I first thought of it as a coffee table book, but I switched to the blog because it's easier to do. But I was on Tumblr one day and saw that Chronicle...
AH: It's like the biggest indie book publisher.
JH: ...out of San Francisco, I saw that they were having a contest and they were looking for the next Tumblr blog to turn into a book, and they wanted to have this contest so we entered it. And we didn't win, but we got shortlisted, and that's how we got it out there that we were interested in publishing a book, but we didn't get the book deal for another year.
AH: It hasn't even been a year, it was like mid-November of last year.
CB: Was it hard turning it into a book?
JH: Not really because we had a lot of stuff to draw on. When I write an everyday post, I normally find [photos] on Wikipedia because it's easier to click through and you find one person, and that links to another person, and that links to another person…But we went through the Library of Congress to write the book, so all the pictures are from the Library and you can have the rights to those because they're over 150 years old.
AH: And they're in the public domain. There are tons that we had never seen before, like unidentified soldiers, doing weird stuff. There were two guys holding pipes up to each other, and we're like, 'We had never seen this before. This is incredible.'
JH: There's a good mix of stuff that was popular on the blog or stuff that we really liked, and there's also a good amount of new stuff, too.
CB: If you had to pick a side, who had better beards? The North or the South?
AH: This one constantly torments me, because I know people are going to ask this. I want to say the Confederates, but it's probably the Union.
JH: I feel like it has to be the Union because they were more urban and cosmopolitan.
AH: And they had Ambrose Burnside, they had Abe Lincoln, they had tons of really creative stuff.
JH: The North just had way more people in general. I think that's part of it.
CB: Do you think crazy beards like that will ever make a comeback?
JH: I think they kind of are.
CB: It's kind of like the hipster look. Is it a bad thing, though?
JH: No.
AH: Of course not!
JH: You can express yourself through your facial hair.
AH: Everyone looks good in a beard.
CB: I've tried. Last year I did No Shave November and it was terrible.
CB: So do you have a most badass Civil War beard?
JH: I mean I really like Ambrose Burnside, but I also like when people tried to copy him. Sometimes it didn't go so well. This one guy in the book, Gabriel Rains, it just doesn't look good on him. It just looks bad.
AH: I really like Joe Revere, because he had a normal beard then he waxed it into like three points. I don't know why you would do that, but he did and it looks really cool. Or Roswell Ripley, who just had the biggest mustache ever, and it's kind of gross looking.
CB: Is there any other period of time where you think beards would rival [the Civil War]?
AH: Maybe caveman times.
JH: I think that's really the only other time.
CB: But they couldn't shave, so that's really sort of unfair.
JH: You could sharpen a rock so it's sharp enough to shave, right?
CB: So do you still post on the blog?
JH: Yea, I think it was important to keep posting because I didn't want to make our followers feel like we had abandoned them because we were trying to write a book.
AH: It wouldn't make sense to stop. We want more people to find out about it, and start growing beards of their own.
CB: Do you have any next steps, plans after this?
JH: We don't have anything solid.
AH: But if we could write another book, it might be about ladies, like Badass Civil War Babes.
JH: Because we've been looking at guys' faces every single day for almost three years, and I kind of get sick of it. I try to bring in ladies whenever I can, but it's not that often. We'd like to give them some attention.
Julia and Anna Hider launch the release of Badass Civil War Beards tonight at 7 p.m. at Joseph-Beth Booksellers. For some inspiration on growing your own badass beard, check out their blog at badasscivilwarbeards.tumblr.com.
With Halloween coming up Friday, we've got lots of costumes to look forward to/dread: over-the-top celebrity ensembles, clever pop culture costumes, folks who didn't get the memo that Halloween is not an excuse to be racist. But we get an awesome early costume from Paralympian Josh Sundquist. The athlete lost his left leg as a child and couldn't be any better of a sport about it, as evidenced by his creative costumes year after year. This time around, he's a foosball player.
Holy shit, Harry Potter can rap.
LeVar Burton has read countless books to children during his time on Reading Rainbow. But now, Burton just wants kids to Go the Fuck to Sleep.
Let's talk about last week's SNL. Jim Carrey hosted for the third time, this one in advance of
the upcoming Dumb and Dumber sequel (so help us, god). If you're wondering why
the comedian never starred on the sketch comedy show, instead getting his big
break on In Living Color, he tried
— read more about his failed auditions here.
While the episode had its low points — more on musical guest Iggy Azalea later — Jim Carrey served up classic Jim Carrey insanity with plenty of physical humor, face-morphing impressions and even a walk down memory lane with his characters from the past 25 years. Best of all was his take on the weird Matthew McConaughey Lincoln ads.
Then there was Iggy Azalea. The musical guests so far this season have all catered toward a mostly younger audience, but that's typically the case. And whether you're sick of her faux Atlanta rap-cent or you still have "Fancy" as your ringtone, Iggy has churned out hit after hit over the past year and she should have been able to produce at least a mildly entertaining performance. But she did not. Both performances flat-lined, plagued with bad lip synching to less-than-stellar pre-recorded tracks, awkward quasi-dancing (you don't have to have choreography just because you're a girl, you know) and featured artists with whom she had zero chemistry. And I know following every episode of SNL someone writes a "Was this the worst performance in SNL history?" commentary, but you really have to watch the uncomfortable, dead-eyed performances for yourself.
It seemed more like a skit making fun of white girl
rappers than anything. But it stands as a reminder that ass alone does not a rapper make.
Blog You Should Follow: Drunk J. Crew
Pardon my Seinfeldism, but what is the deal with kids on competition shows? First there was MasterChef Junior, where kids who have been cooking since they were in diapers compete to impress Gordon Ramsay and other chefs. Now there's Project Runway: Threads with little Tim Gunns that know their way around a sewing machine better I can ever dream (hot glue is my savior). Do you want me to feel inferior to 9-year-olds?
Apparently you can permanently alter the color of your eyes if you hate yourself just enough!
Marcel the Shell is back! Jenny Slate and Dean Fleischer-Camp's lovable personified shell returns for the first time since 2011 with a new video and a book, Marcel the Shell: The Most Surprised I've Ever Been. Marcel the Shell with Shoes On went viral in 2010 but the short film actually has critical accolades, too: It was awarded Best Animated Short at AFI FEST 2010, was an official selection of the 2011 Sundance Film Festival and won the Grand Jury and Audience Awards at the New York International Children's Film Festival. (You know, just in case you needed any further proof that Jenny Slate is the best.)
And speaking of new installments of viral videos, there's a new Between Two Ferns with — as Zach Galifianikis calls him — Bradley Pitts.
New movie trailers to hit the Interwebz: Paddington Bear, a character made popular through children's books since 1958, gets the live-action treatment in Paddington; A troubled young man finds the will to live when his young but more mature niece is put in his care in Before I Disappear; and Brooklyn Nine-Nine's Chelsea Peretti has a stand-up special coming to Netflix next month, One of the Greats.
Who you gonna call? Lady Busters! After years of talk about another Ghostbusters film, Paul Feig (Freaks and Geeks, The Heat, Arrested Development, Bridesmaids, The Office) say he will direct a femme-centric sequel and co-write the script with The Heat's Katie Dippold. Here's to them casting Melissa McCarthy, Kristen Wiig and Mindy Kaling with Seth Rogen as a Dana Barrett character!
Other sequels/spinoffs happening include a Lego Batman flick and…sigh…Joe Dirt 2.
Katy Perry will be the halftime performer at Super Bowl XLIX. Expect plenty of day-glo, emojis, personified junk food, accessories from Claire's 1999 collection and just the perfect amount of cultural appropriation. Hopefully Riff Raff will be in tow.
But Katy Perry isn't just a Pop star with an awesome
gig — she knows her football, too. In fact, she was recently a guest picker on ESPN's College GameDay for the
recent LSU v. Auburn game. I was...interesting.
Men in Hollywood are facing an epidemic. Too often
Everyman-looking funny dudes disappear for a minute only to reemerge changed.
Thin. Toned. Chiseled. We saw Jonah
Hill shrink, Chris Pratt turn to stone and even Drew Carrey get slim. Now we
have skinny Zach Galifianakis. What has the world come to?
If you haven't seen or read Gone Girl, go do one or both right now so you can enjoy it before it inevitably gets spoiled for you. If you have experienced the mind-fuck that is Gone Girl, you know about the series of Amazing Amy books Amy Dunne's parents wrote throughout her life. Soon, you'll be able to buy actual Amazing Amy books. Meta. Peep a preview here.
As speculated earlier when a Twin Peaks casting call made its rounds on the Internet, the beloved David Lynch series is returning to television! The limited nine-episode series will air on Showtime at some point in 2016 — just don't expect this to be a direct continuation of events from the last season that aired in 1991.
Who doesn't like to fire up Sam Smith, dim the lights and have a good cry? Dude has soul. But for a lighter, more humorous take on Smith's hit "Stay With Me," check out Daniel "Forever Damien from Mean Girls" Franzese in "Please Go Home."
All together now: "You can't stay with us!"
Three years ago, Parks and Recreation introduced the world to "Treat Yo' Self" Day (typically observed on Oct. 13, when the episode originally aired). So if you're in need of a little pampering, Buzzfeed has a few ideas about how to celebrate this week.
Bill Hader hosted Saturday Night
Live last weekend — despite him having only left the cast a year ago —
bringing the return of some favorite characters (of course Stefon) as well as
fan favorite Kristen Wiig. Did you miss the episode? Apparently everyone did —
it was the show's lowest rated episode ever
matched only by Charlize Theron's episode from just 5 months ago. Woof. And it was actually pretty good!
One the flipside, everyone watched the crazy Walking Dead premiere Sunday. Let's celebrate the show's return with a new Bad Lip Reading, shall we?
New movie trailers to hit the Interwebz: Haley Joel Osmet stars in Sex Ed as a sex-starved dude (…named Eddie…) who lands a gig at a middle school teaching — you guessed it! — human sexuality; Disney mystery-adventure Tomorrowland, starring George Clooney; and holiday comedy A Merry Friggin Christmas — one of Robin Williams' final films.
Andy Dalton truly is a personified pumpkin spice latte, isn't he?
Real Housewives of New Jersey stars Teresa and Joe Giudice last week both plead guilty to multiple counts of fraud and were sentenced to 15 months and 41 months in federal prison, respectively. Teresa will serve her sentence first beginning in January 2015. Joe faces deportation to his native Italy following his jail time. The two sat down with Andy Cohen for an exclusive interview that aired Monday on Bravo. The network reportedly paid big bucks for the one-on-one — according to some sources, enough to cover their restitution — but Bravo denied the claims. A hefty paycheck would explain some of the tough, pressing questions Cohen was able to get away with. (At one point as we were watching Part One, my boyfriend hushed me — "I'm trying to hear this," he said — which has certainly never happened during a Bravo program. Ever.) Part Two of the interview airs Thursday at 9 p.m.
The Giudices serve as a reminder not to commit bank fraud, mail fraud, wire fraud, bankruptcy fraud or lie on loan applications or forget to pay your taxes. And if you do, try not to throw lavish parties in your tacky suburban castle on national television. On the upside, they did just provide me with an excellent pop-culturally relevant Halloween costume idea. Thanks, Tre!
Related: Fellow New Jerseyan and tanning enthusiast Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino has also recently been charged with tax fraud conspiracy. Way to make the Garden State proud.
Lil Jon, "Lil Lena" Dunham, Fred Armisen, children of famous folks and other celebs teamed up for an epic Rock the Vote video:
Because we just can't let that terrible club anthem died quietly, can we?
Some of the scariest shows of the season start up this week, with American Horror Story: Freak Show debuting tonight on FX and The Walking Dead's fifth season premiere Sunday on AMC. Read more about these shows and others to watch in this week's TV column.
We already know a TWD spinoff/companion series is in the works, though few details have been revealed, and now we're learning American Horror Story will get a related offshoot. I know what you're thinking: each season basically is a spinoff of the AHS franchise. But this is a little different. Ryan Murphy will direct a new series based on the same anthology format and American setting for American Crime Story. Each season (presuming its success matches that of AHS) will follow a different true American crime, beginning with one of the most followed court cases of all time: The O.J. Simpson trial. American Crime Story: The People Vs. O.J. Simpson has already been ordered as a 10-episode series for FX. Read more here.
Portlandia's feminist bookstore sketch may be a hilarious
fiction, but it's filmed in real Portland bookshop In Other Words. The IRL
Women and Women First is at risk of closing and it needs your help!
Alfonso Ribeiro of The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air is on Dancing with the Stars so of course he did "The Carlton":
Human grumpy cat Aubrey Plaza will provide the voice for actual Grumpy Cat (real name: Tardar Sauce) in a Lifetime Christmas special! Who knew people still cared about Grumpy Cat? Moreover, who knew Lifetime made intentionally funny programs?
John Malkovich has portrayed a plethora of characters over the years and now he's taken on the stars of famous photographs in some cool recreated shots by Sandro Miller:
See them all here.
As "fannibals" of the artfully demented Bryan Fuller spectacle await the next course of NBC's Hannibal, we get a taste of what's to come. Whereas the first season focused on French cuisine, pulling episode titles from traditional French courses, and the second did the same with Japanese fare, it appears Season Three will be Italian, judging by Fuller's tweet of the first episode's script, titled "Antipasto." We last saw Hannibal (in one of the most insane episodes of any show ever) on a plane to France — perhaps this season finds him in Italy? With the possibility that nearly every character on the show is dead, maybe this season will totally flip the script and just become the creepiest cooking show of all time. I can see it now: "Today on Eating Hannibal, we have a special guest joining Chef Lecter. Please welcome Bobby Flay! Well, parts of Bobby Flay…"
If you like miniature things, animal videos and eating, you are one of billions of people who use the Internet. Also, you may be familiar with the tiny hamster that eats tiny versions of human treats, like in this video, where he enjoys an authentic Mexican feast of tiny burritos.
Well, Tiny Hamster is back, this time taking on competitive eater Takeru Kobayashi:
You may also be familiar with Jasmine Tridevil.
In a shocking turn of events, it seems that Total Recall prostitute
wannabe claiming to have a third breast added to her body is a FRAUD. Doctors
agree the surgery would be nearly impossible to pull off and my eyeballs agree
that the shit looks fake. Drag queens have been using prosthetic breast plates
for years!
Jasmine clearly will go to any lengths to get a TV show — besides actually
getting a third boob, I guess. And she appears to have a past of creating stunts
for media attention. Ya been Snopes'd, girl!
And speaking of Total Recall, the star of the movie's 2012 remake Colin Farrell has been confirmed as one of the many speculated-about leads for the second season of HBO's True Detective. Vince Vaughn was also confirmed as another star in an HBO press release yesterday. Farrell will play Ray Velcoro, "a compromised detective whose allegiances are torn between his masters in a corrupt police department and the mobster who owns him," according to the release. Vaughn will portray Frank Semyon, "a career criminal in danger of losing his empire when his move into legitimate enterprise is upended by the murder of a business partner." Both actors had been rumored to star in the show for a while now, so if they're confirmed we can probably expect Taylor Kitsch to formally come aboard soon. The show will also feature a female lead, after getting some kickback for the lack of leading ladies in Season One. Mad Men's Elizabeth Moss and Michelle Forbes (aka Maryanne the maenad from True Blood) are two possibilities from the rumor mill — they're also listed on the show's IMDB page, along with Kitsch, but that's not offish — and supposedly Rosario Dawson, Jessica Biel, Abigail Spencer, Malin Akerman, Oona Chaplin, Jaimie Alexander and Brit Marling have all read for a part. Fast & Furious director Justin Lin will direct the first two episodes, which should make us all nervous. Awesome director of Season One Cary Joji Fukunaga won an Emmy for his work; this season will feature several different directors.
Kirsten Dunst stars in a lovely "short film" that actually more of a PSA about how not to be a weird dick to celebrities and other humans in general.
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Are you in a hurry to catch your flight and still need to find a parking place? Meet Ray, a shiny robot that parks your car at Düsseldorf Airport in Germany.
Ray makes sure you don't have to park miles away from the terminal, eliminating the hassle of finding a parking place. Just drop off your car within a few meters from the check-in area [...]. When you come back from a holiday or business trip, the robot will make sure your car is ready to go when you walk out of the airport.
— popupcity.net
The vehicle's early life was confined almost entirely to California highways. Hundreds of thousands of test miles later, the car more or less has mastered the art — rather, the computer science — of staying in its lane and keeping its speed. So about a year and a half ago, Google's team shifted focus from the predictable sweep of freeways to the unpredictable maze of city streets. I was invited along as the first journalist to witness how the car is handling its new urban lifestyle. — theatlanticcities.com
"The people who design the cars and the people who design the roads never talk to each other," according to Kati Rubinyi. With a background in architecture, urban planning, and fine arts, Rubinyi wants to enrich mobility planning by bringing everyone involved to the same table. Her book, The Car in 2035: Mobility Planning for the Near Future, includes essays from the different viewpoints of planners, policymakers, architects, and car designers [...]. — buildabetterburb.org
Google's self-driving cars might soon become more than a pet project. The company is quietly lobbying legislators to make Nevada the first state to allow autonomous vehicles on public roads.
Google has created a line of self-driving hybrids, including six Toyota Priuses and an Audi TT. The vehicles have been tested on more than 140,000 miles of California roads, at least 1,000 of which were driven fully autonomously.
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Paul Brown was a Independent candidate for District 44, West Virginia House of Delegates in the November 2, 2010 state legislative election.
Brown was defeated in the general election for District 44. He was defeated by Republican Amanda Pasdon, Democratic incumbents Barbara Fleischauer and Charlene Marshall, and Democrat Anthony P. "Tony" Barill. Brown is one of ten candidates running for the four positions in District 44 on the ballot in the November 2, 2010 general election. Only the top four vote-getters were elected. He defeated Republican Shelby Bosley in the May 11 primary.[1]
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- Campaign website
- Official list of West Virginia's November 2, 2010 candidates (dead link)
- West Virginia House of Delegates official candidate list


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Someone is excited about his new company shirt! by TBall - over 1 year ago
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(Read article summary)From jeans to medical devices, products from India and China are disrupting markets in the West.
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Could the next big breakthrough in medicine or technology come from the developing world?
We Americans may think of poorer nations as hotbeds of war and disease, a place to send our charity checks. But emerging economies are actually an invaluable breeding ground for innovations that could change lives in the United States.
In a process known as "reverse innovation," multinational corporations are rolling out cheap, easy-to-use products in Africa, India, and China and then bringing them "home" to Western markets.
IN PICTURES: China's space program
Examples of reverse innovation range from the prosaic – low-cost Levi's jeans that debuted in China and hit American stores last spring – to the revolutionary: a portable, seven-pound heart monitor developed by General Electric engineers in Bangalore, India.
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July 31, 2007
CHESTNUT HILL Boston College scored its first "victory" over former coach Tom O'Brien at the ACC Kickoff in Pinehurst, N.C.
N.C. State and O'Brien were tabbed to finish last in the Atlantic Division by the league's media. The Eagles, the team O'Brien left behind, were selected to finish second. BC even earned 25 first-place votes while finishing second in the Atlantic projections to Florida State, which pulled down 37.
Obviously, this means nothing compared to what happens between the Eagles and the Wolfpack in the second game of the season, on Sept. 8, when O'Brien will bring his team to Alumni Stadium to face his former charges.
Before leaving The Heights, O'Brien told people he thought this would have been his best BC team. Indeed, the Eagles figure to be strong, even with the expected announcement that ace linebacker Brian Toal will redshirt this season, while still recovering from shoulder surgery.
Two of the guys who starred for O'Brien quarterback Matt Ryan and linebacker Jolonn Dunbar ran into their old coach in the lobby of the hotel at the ACC Kickoff event, as folks from around the league were arriving.
"We talked for about 20 minutes, and it was good to see him," Dunbar told the Boston Herald, "though I still think Matt and I did most of the talking."
When the coaches got together to meet the media, there was O'Brien in his red State garb, while new BC coach Jeff Jagodzinski again downplayed the significance of the two teams meeting so soon after O'Brien's departure.
"Everyone's making a big deal out of it, but I don't think it really is a big deal," Jagodzinski said. "Because, once it's kicked off, it's really not going to matter, anyway."
The new coach, who was hired by O'Brien as an assistant back at the beginning of the O'Brien era at BC, did allow for the magnitude of the game for the players. He didn't get into the fans.
"I'm sure it's going to be an emotional game for some people," Jagodzinski said, "but for me, not really. I'm sure the kids will be emotional about it."
Jagodzinski made a point of saying that he found a note from O'Brien on his desk after he arrived at BC, the note wishing him well. Jagodzinski returned the favor. The N.C. State game is in the middle of an important stretch that has the Eagles playing three straight conference games to open the schedule.
"I think, playing three conference games in a row, I'm going to find out what kind of football team I'm going to have real fast," Jagodzinski said. "But you're going to have to beat those teams eventually to get where we want to get to, and wherever they fall on the schedule, they fall."
BC will open the season with home games against Wake Forest and State before going to Atlanta to play Georgia Tech. The Eagles are 1-3 against Wake in the past four years, 1-1 in the ACC. The Demon Deacons beat BC 21-14 in Winston-Salem last year, while State stunned the Eagles 17-15 in Raleigh. BC has yet to meet Georgia Tech in conference play.
"We're 1-3 against Wake Forest since I've been here," Ryan said. "Last year, they just outplayed us."
Of all the things Ryan, the preseason ACC player of the year, likes about Jagodzinski and the new offensive staff, none is more important to the quarterback than being given the ability to audible at the line of scrimmage.
There wasn't much of that when Dana Bible ran the offense, but new coordinator Steve Logan, who has been impressed with Ryan's talent and smarts since the first day the two met, will let it happen.
"I think that's one of the biggest differences," Ryan said. "Coach Logan is of the belief that when you get out there and see something you don't like, then put yourself in something you're more comfortable with. And Coach Bible's philosophy was different."
Ryan remained excited about his new head coach, too.
"(Jagodzinski) coached Brett Favre, and that's exciting for me as a quarterback," Ryan said. "He's very energetic, very positive. He's high-energy. He likes to get in people's faces. It gets you excited."
On the other side of the ball, there is continuity with the coaching staff, with the returns of coordinator Frank Spaziani and linebackers coach Bill McGovern. There's also a load of talent, even with the expected absence of Toal, who plans to return for his senior year in 2008.
"We're going to be a lot better than we were last year," Dunbar said.
The linebacker noted the loss of weight by tackles B.J. Raji and Ron Brace, something that also has pleased Jagodzinski.
"I think we'll be a lot faster than we were last year," Dunbar said. "I think we'll be a lot faster, and a lot stronger with our new strength and conditioning coach (Jason Loscalzo)."
In other news, two players being counted on heavily by BC this season offensive tackle Gosder Cherilus and cornerback DeJuan Tribble were questioned about their possible roles in a Boston bar brawl over the summer. No charges were filed against either player (both of legal age), and there were indications that they were more peacekeepers than anything else.
BC's basketball meeting with Providence on Dec. 1 at the TD Banknorth Garden will be the nightcap of a doubleheader that opens with Connecticut and Gonzaga. As it turned out, the Eagles almost played Memphis and former Massachusetts coach John Calipari in that game.
"They wanted us to play Memphis, and then we'd have to go back and play them down there next year," BC assistant coach Mo Cassara said. "Now we'll play Providence (which beat BC last season), and then they'll come here (to Conte Forum), and then we'll play them down there the fourth year."
The Eagles also have a Dec. 4 home date set with Saint Louis and new coach Rick Majerus.
In other news, sources said the BC coaches have been thrilled with what they've seen of Joe Trapani, who will sit out 2007-08 after transferring from Vermont. The coaches think the year off will allow Trapani, a 6-7 forward, to develop into an impact player.
Another tidbit: Sean Williams (17, New Jersey) and Jared Dudley (22, Charlotte) became the first BC teammates ever taken in the first round of the same NBA draft. They were the seventh and eighth BC players ever taken in the first round, and the second and third under coach Al Skinner. The other, Troy Bell, plans to ply his trade with Angelica Biella in Italy's top league next season.
Finally, BC became a full-share member of the ACC on July 1, meaning that the Eagles now will be entitled to a full portion of the league's shared revenues. A full portion was worth more than $10 million this year.


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Gluten-free? Not so fast. Watch out for this list of surprising foods that contain gluten
By Brierley Wright, M.S., R.D., March 11, 2013 - 1:59pm
If you have celiac-disease, gluten-sensitivity or for some other reason you're not eating gluten—the protein found in wheat, rye and barley—you probably know to steer clear of big, obvious offenders like bread, pasta and baked goods.
Related: 4 Easy Ways to Avoid Gluten
But there are also foods that are sometimes made with gluten-containing ingredients that you wouldn't necessarily expect to contain gluten. Here's a list of surprising foods that are not gluten-free—a must-read if you have celiac-disease, are eating gluten-free or cooking for someone who is.
• Bouillon cubes and broths
• Dairy substitutes, such as nondairy creamer
• Rice mixes
• Potato chips
• Hard candy
• Licorice
• Jelly beans
• Cold cuts
• Hot dogs
• Salami
• Sausage
• Communion wafers
• French fries
• Gravy
• Imitation fish
• Matzo
• Sauces
• Seasoned tortilla chips
• Self-basting turkey
• Soups
• Soy sauce
• Vegetables in sauce
• Salad dressings
• Dry-roasted nuts
• Miso
• Soba noodles
Don't Miss: Gluten-Free Grains and Starches List
There are also ingredients that may contain—or be manufactured with—a gluten-containing grain or by-product. Here are some. You can find a more comprehensive list at www.celiac.com.
• Artificial color
• Caramel coloring
• Hydrolyzed protein, plant protein, vegetable protein
• Dextrin
• Modified food starch
• Natural flavors, flavoring and juices
• Spice blends
• Smoke flavoring
• Stabilizers
• Emulsifiers
Fortunately, thanks to the Food Allergen Labeling and Consumer Protection Act of 2004, it is easier now to identify wheat-containing ingredients: if a food or an ingredient contains wheat or protein derived from wheat, the word "wheat" must appear clearly on the food label.
So read your food labels closely!
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61-year-old Nick Nolte, who was arrested Wednesday on suspicion of drunk driving in Malibu, Calif., may now also be facing drug charges. "We have strong reason to believe there were drugs involved," California Highway Patrol spokesman Leland Tang told Reuters. Nolte, 61, was described by highway police as "drooling" and "completely out of it" when he was pulled over in Malibu for driving erratically in his black Mercedes. The Oscar-nominated actor was arrested after failing a field sobriety test. He is currently out on $2,500 bail.
Brad Pitt, whom we reported yesterday had pulled out of director Darren Aronofsky's The Fountain seven weeks before shooting was set to start in Australia, said he also is disheartened about the project not moving forward. "Given my friendship and respect for Darren and the year and a half we've dedicated to working on this project, I too am disappointed," he said in a statement released by Warner Bros. Pictures. "Still, I remain encouraged that The Fountain will still have its day." Pitt is in final negotiations to star as Achilles in the studio's epic adventure Troy instead. The news that Pitt was opting out of The Fountain angered many crew workers who had worked on the film's sets, prompting some of them to write an open letter to the Web site Ain't It Cool News that accused Pitt of "Hollywood prima donna antics."
Actor Jude Law and his wife, actress and fashion designer Sadie Frost, had their third child Tuesday night, People.com reports. Frost gave birth to Rudy Law at a north London hospital. The couple has two children together, Iris, 22 months, and Rafferty, 7. Frost also has an 11-year old son, Finley, from her first marriage to Spandau Ballet's Gary Kemp.
Actress Jamie Lynn Sigler, better know as Meadow Soprano on the HBO mob drama The Sopranos is engaged to her manager and boyfriend of one year, A.J. Discala, People.com reports. Discala, 31, proposed to Sigler, 21, while the two were on a Mexican cruise.
Late Nirvana frontman Kurt Cobain's childhood home, which was put up for sale on eBay last Thursday, received a high offer of $210,000 from a serious bidder--$10,000 over the minimum set by Ed and Jennifer McKee of Oregon City, Ore, The Associated Press reports. The couple, unaware Cobain had once lived there, bought the nondescript house located 70 miles southwest of Seattle for $42,500 last month. An attorney for Cobain's widow, Courtney Love, and their daughter said the Cobain estate had not authorized the auction. "The estate will not be authorizing any commercial use of Mr. Cobain's name or likeness at the property," he said in a statement.
The Matrix star Laurence Fishburne is taking a serious interest in the small screen. The Oscar-nominated actor will produce a primetime series for Paramount Network Television. According to The Hollywood Reporter, the action drama, tentatively titled Sleepwalker, is a high-concept show following the adventures of a next-generation superhero. Spawn scribe Alan McElroy will write the project, which has received a script commitment from CBS.
Comedian Jay Mohr has been chosen to host a new NBC series titled The Funniest Person in America, the AP reports. Producers of the show, described as a cross between American Idol and The Real World, will pick 10 comedians and follow them as they live together and compete for development deals with NBC. The series will debut sometime in spring or summer 2003.
Canadian singer Celine Dion's manager-husband Rene Angelil sent a notice of claim to Montreal-based radio station CKMF demanding it stop playing a parody of the song "I'm Alive," The Canadian Press reports. The song played for about six weeks before Angelil complained. He also asked that all of Dion's songs be removed from the station's play list. "I was ashamed that Celine is played on a radio station that, in my opinion, displays a vulgar and disturbing tone," he said. The station agreed to pull the song, in large part because it had run its course, but refused to pull all of the singer's songs from its play list.
Singer-songwriter Warren Zevon, 55, whose hit song "Werewolves in London" had fans howling throughout the '70s, was diagnosed with inoperable lung cancer last month, spokeswoman Diana Baron announced today. "I'm OK with it," Zevon said in a statement. "But it'll be a drag if I don't make it until the next James Bond movies comes out."


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Compared with other top brands and liked the tint, clarity and stay-clean lenses. I use mine every day driving to work, take them on all vacations and traveled for work with them for over a year.They are so light, so flex, that it's tough to put them on with just one hand. I tried them out in the store with two hands, of course. I'll be changing that to a new routine of one-handed-wear attempts. Need stiffer frame on sides, IMO.
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TEAMS: Bucks (18-16) vs. Detroit Pistons (13-23).
WHEN: 7:30 p.m. Friday.
WHERE: BMO Harris Bradley Center.
BROADCASTS: TV - FS Wisconsin. Radio - AM-620.
ABOUT THE PISTONS: Detroit had won four straight games before losing at home to Charlotte, 108-101, in overtime Sunday. The Pistons have been off for four days so will be well-rested. Detroit is 3-14 on the road. Former Duke player Kyle Singler is starting at shooting guard and Rodney Stuckey is coming off the bench. Stuckey had 18 points in 34 minutes against the Bobcats. The Pistons rank eighth in three-point percentage (37.4%) and sixth in rebounding (43.7 average). Former Bucks forward Charlie Villanueva has hit 43 three-pointers since Nov. 25, fourth in the league during that stretch.
G Kyle Singler, 6-8, Duke
G Brandon Knight, 6-3, Kentucky
F Tayshaun Prince, 6-9, Kentucky
F Jason Maxiell, 6-7, Cincinnati
C Greg Monroe, 6-11, Georgetown
Coach: Lawrence Frank (second season, 38-64; ninth overall, 263-305).
Injury report: None.
G Monta Ellis, 6-3, Lanier (Miss.)
G Brandon Jennings, 6-1, Oak Hill (Va.)
F Ersan Ilyasova, 6-10, Turkey
F Luc Mbah a Moute, 6-8, UCLA
C Larry Sanders, 6-11, VCU
Coach: Jim Boylan (first season, 2-0; second overall, 26-32).
Injury report: Ellis (sore left ankle) is day-to-day.
The Bucks lead, 118-100. Detroit won the first game of the season series Dec. 30, getting two free throws from Prince to provide the margin in a 96-94 victory at the Palace of Auburn Hills. The teams also play Jan. 29 in Detroit and Feb. 9 in Milwaukee.
21 Consecutive games with at least one blocked shot for Sanders.
30 Points for Ellis in the first meeting against the Pistons.
22 Turnovers for the Pistons in their loss to Charlotte on Sunday.
Sunday: Noon at the Air Canada Centre. Bucks vs. Toronto Raptors. TV - None. Radio - AM-620.
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A Fohn farewell; lawyer eases up
Not retiring yet, he still has work to do
SAN ANGELO, Texas - Polka music and beautiful women are reasons Gerald Fohn lives in San Angelo.
While Gerald's brother Louis was a law student at the University of Texas, Louis went to Wurstfest in New Braunfels. In a Paul Jones "change your partner" dance, Louis connected with Loretta Jost, an attractive West Texas girl from Wall. They fell in love, married and moved to San Angelo.
For fun, Gerald would visit his brother and play horn with Louis in the Havlak polka band. At a wedding in Rowena, the beautiful Dolores Fuchs from Vancourt caught Gerald's eye.
They started dancing. Gerald forgot about polka and focused on Dolores.
"Love at first sight," Gerald says. "I'm generally a very deliberate person, but the next day I told people I found the girl I would marry."
With an unruly shock of thick hair, an infectious laugh, twinkling eyes, and the ability to tell amusing stories from a self-admitted quirky point of view, Gerald is easy to like. Dolores said yes.
The marriage flourishes, even if Dolores sometimes rolls her eyes at Gerald's skewed view of the world. Reading a sign at a convenience store asserting "Employees Must Wash Hands," Gerald tilts his head back quizzically and asks the clerk how often employees are available to wash people's hands, and wouldn't it be quicker and easier if you just let people just wash their hands themselves?
Reading a library sign announcing "New Book Shelf," Gerald asks, "who are they trying to fool? Everyone can tell the shelf is not new."
Deadpan, Gerald shakes his head and comments: "I don't understand highway signs near prisons — 'Caution: Hitchhikers May Be Escaping Inmates.' If a person is escaping from inmates, shouldn't you give them a ride to help them out?"
Gerald graduated from the University of Texas law school in 1973, and local district attorneys Royal Hart and Frank Dickey Jr. offered him a job that allowed Dolores to live near her family and Gerald near his brother.
Gerald served as an assistant district attorney for two years. When Dickey retired in 1975, Texas Gov. Dolph Briscoe appointed Gerald 51st District Attorney. Gerald was a month shy of his 30th birthday and the youngest district attorney in Texas.
Drugstore deliveries played a part in Gerald getting the job. Going to Southwest Texas Junior College in Uvalde, Gerald held a part-time job at a drugstore and regularly delivered items to Uvalde's leading resident, Dolph Briscoe.
After junior college, Gerald earned a degree in history from UT. He taught high school for two years in Pearsall, where one of his students was future country music legend George Strait.
Law school followed, along with polka music and Dolores, and when the district attorney position came open, Gov. Briscoe remembered the bright young Fohn from Uvalde.
"The duty of the district attorney is not to convict but to see justice done," Gerald says. "That was my motivation from the day I took office."
That motivation earned him the respect and admiration of virtually every lawyer in town. At a farewell reception in early December, attorney after attorney stepped forward to pay their respects. Their common theme: Gerald Fohn practiced law and conducted himself exactly as a district attorney and as first assistant county attorney is supposed to do. Achieving justice, doing the right thing and doing it the right way was Gerald's goal, and he consistently achieved that goal.
District attorney is a high-stress, burnout position. By 1992, after 18 years, Gerald wanted out and declined a fifth campaign.
"After a while, enough is enough," Gerald says. "I needed to move on."
He practiced law for a year with his brother, worked for an organization aiding troubled preachers and religious leaders, then worked as an assistant district attorney in Odessa, a tough gig.
"My wife and children remained in San Angelo. I commuted. As I made my way to Odessa each Sunday, I reflected on how my grandfather, Nic Fohn, must have felt when he left his family behind for the weeklong solitude of his camp on the ranch in Medina County."
Gerald received a call from Tom Green County Attorney Tom Goff asking him to join him as first assistant county attorney.
"It was a shift from felony prosecutions to misdemeanors, but I saw it as an opportunity to redirect offenders at an early stage and make a difference. I thought I would do it for a year or two. That was 17 years ago."
Gerald is active in the community in addition to his work as a public servant.
He is or has been a member of West Side Kiwanis, Tom Green County Historical Commission and Leadership San Angelo, has lectured at Angelo State University, served on the Catholic diocese legal team, has been a member of the Holy Angels parish council and choir and taught religious education.
The connection with the Vancourt beauty worked well, too. Gerald and Dolores prepare to celebrate their 40th wedding anniversary. Dolores is a registered nurse at Shannon Medical Center. Their son Douglas is a trial attorney in Austin, and his wife is a corporate attorney. Their son Stephen is an oil and gas attorney in Houston, and son Matthew is employed at Dell Computers in Austin.
Fohn is slowing down, not retiring.
"I've been asked to work with the county court-at-law drug and alcohol court program," Gerald says. "I also look forward to spending time at the ranch in Medina County and visiting with family and friends all over the state."
Not bad for the Uvalde lad who played polka music with his brother and met a beautiful girl. Not bad for Gerald. Not bad for us.
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AP Photo/Ross D. FranklinMichael Crabtree had 72 yards, five receptions and two touchdowns in San Francisco's win.
GLENDALE, Ariz. -- Joe Staley, the San Francisco 49ers' Pro Bowl left tackle, was watching TV at the team hotel when a "Monday Night Football" preview piqued his interest.
The show featured Arizona Cardinals defensive end Darnell Dockett explaining how he expected the 49ers to emphasize the running game with Frank Gore. Then came comments from a defensive back whose identity Staley could not recall for certain.
"We gotta have the ball in Alex's hands and try to have Alex try to beat us," Staley recalled the defensive back saying.
"And he beat that ass," Staley said Monday night, relishing every word following the 49ers' 24-3 beat-down of the Cardinals at University of Phoenix Stadium.
Reporters awaiting coach Jim Harbaugh's arrival for postgame interviews first heard him shouting affirmations to his team in the nearby visiting locker room. There were no efforts to hide the pleasure San Francisco took in humiliating its division rival even though the 49ers have won six of the last seven in the series.
"Rivalry games," Staley said. "This is a big game for us, especially in the division, going into the bye week with a two-game lead. We're really in control of our destiny."
Staley, standing before his locker, paused briefly before making an announcement.
"Alex is at the podium if anybody needs him," he said.
All Alex Smith did against the Cardinals defense was set an NFL record for completion percentage among players with at least 15 passes in a game. Smith completed 18 of 19 throws for 232 yards and three touchdowns. The 94.7 completion rate moved Smith to the front of a line featuring Craig Morton (94.4), Frank Tarkenton (94.4), Steve McNair (93.8) and Steve Young (93.8).
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AP Photo/Matt YorkAlex Smith was almost perfect Monday night completing 18 of 19 passes for 204 yards.
But so much has changed since then.
The Cardinals offense has broken down mostly through injuries, but also to continuing shaky quarterback play. Their defense, though still capable, has in recent weeks given up 253 yards to Miami Dolphins receiver Brian Hartline, 165 yards rushing to Buffalo, 153 yards to Minnesota Vikings running back Adrian Peterson and, now, the all-time single-game record for completion percentage to Smith.
The 49ers are trending in the other direction. They're so much better along their offensive line with Alex Boone at right guard and Anthony Davis turning into a dominant force at right tackle. They go four deep at running back with Gore, Kendall Hunter, Brandon Jacobs and rookie LaMichael James. And in case you missed the 49ers' 45-3 destruction of Buffalo a few weeks ago, these 49ers have talent at wide receiver, too.
Harbaugh turned heads during the offseason by suggesting Michael Crabtree had the best hands he'd ever seen. Turns out the fourth-year receiver has legs, too. Crabtree dominated Cardinals cornerback Patrick Peterson in close quarters and in the open field, before and after the catch.
"You could really tell early that Michael Crabtree was just on fire," Harbaugh said.
Crabtree accounted for 61 of the 49ers' 107 yards after the catch, according to ESPN Stats & Information. That 107-yard figure was the second-highest for a 49ers team over the past five seasons.
Peterson was blanketing Crabtree on Smith's 3-yard scoring pass for a 7-0 lead in the first quarter. Smith threw the third-and-goal pass anyway and Crabtree showed strong hands in fighting to win possession. This was the type of pass Smith completed infrequently last season, when the 49ers regularly settled for field goals. Smith completed only 7 of 28 passes in goal-to-go situations last season.
"That was a pretty good throw on the back-shoulder fade," Peterson said. "As receivers, those guys have pretty strong and tough hands, and he's one of those guys that can reel the ball in once it's in his grasp."
The Cardinals had to know they were finished when the ancient Randy Moss faked out Jamell Fleming and Paris Lenon on his way to a 47-yard touchdown featuring 41 yards after the catch. That score staked the 49ers to a 24-0 lead midway through the third quarter. By then, Crabtree had already broken Peterson's tackle attempt while gaining 22 yards to set up a field goal. He had also scored on a 9-yard reception after Peterson slipped while trying to change direction.
"I got tangled up with his feet," Peterson said. "We didn't get the call communicated throughout the whole defense, and some guys were playing one defense and the other guys were playing something else, but those guys did a great job putting together a great game plan."
That is increasingly the 49ers' way. The New York Giants' out-schemed and out-executed them at Candlestick Park a few weeks back. Otherwise, the 49ers have come out ahead on the coaching side just about every week. Having the better players helps, too.
Smith was one of them Monday night. Harbaugh, asked about recent reports suggesting Smith might have lost some confidence following a couple less impressive outings, drew laughs when he called such talk "gobble-gobble turkey by jive turkey gobblers."
Smith consistently made the Cardinals pay for their aggression.
This was the first time all season a 49ers opponent had sent five or more pass-rushers on more than half of Smith's drop backs. Smith completed 7 of 8 passes for 118 yards and all three touchdowns on those plays. He threw those passes only 5.1 yards past the line of scrimmage on average, his lowest figure of the season against added pressure, but his receivers made the plan work. They gained 82 yards after the catch on those seven completions.
The 107 total yards after the catch marked the 49ers' highest figure in a game since they had 109 against St. Louis in Week 13 last season.
The Rams are next on San Francisco's schedule, fresh off defeats to Aaron Rodgers and Tom Brady.
Smith won't be mistaken for those quarterbacks, but he couldn't have been much better Monday night.
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SuperClubs has a resort for everyone, this comprehensive SuperClubs Specialist Program provides details and key selling points covering each of these brands.
Welcome to the new Switzerland Advisor program (Gold level). Switzerland is one of the best destinations for travelers looking for active vacations, unforgettable experiences and unique accommodation.
Here's an easy way to increase your sales to America's favorite vacation destination – the Ke Kula O Hawaii (The School of Hawaii) destination specialist course.
Learn why you should be selling 3rd party instead of supplier plans and become certified in Travel Protection!
Learn about the diverse tour and vacation packages available through USTOA tour operators and better match the tour conversation to each of your customer's needs, and more!
Windstar Cruises features a global fleet that extends our unique small ship style of travel throughout the world! Come find out why our vacation experiences are 180° From Ordinary®.
If you send clients to Cancun, Isla Mujeres, or the Riviera Maya, chances are they have, or, visit one of our many parks.