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Maybe not a 'quick' question as such, but it only really needs a short answer.
Should I become Sunni as Oman (and how do I do that?), and if not, how do I get around the Ottoman DotF?
Maybe not a 'quick' question as such, but it only really needs a short answer.
Should I become Sunni as Oman (and how do I do that?), and if not, how do I get around the Ottoman DotF?
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I can't comment on the former, but for the latter, you might consider taking Unam Sanctam so that you can get a Holy War CB against India's Hindus.
Alternatively, just wait until the Ottomans are at war with a couple of murderous Catholic blobs before trying to declare war on Sunni nations.
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I'm playing as Milan and I am getting gold income from occupying Aquileia. Since I am not looking to annex more provinces (+0.75 infamy from 3 non-core HRE provinces), is there any point to work out a peace deal or can I keep occupying for decades? All her allies who joined the war were defeated. Do I get tax from occupied territories too, and how much?
I also want to get Urbino from Aquileia but it's occupied by friendly rebels whom I created before the war started. Is there any way to get Urbino now or do I have settle for peace now and take it in another war?
Ok, thanks for answering. I thought distance and time needed to travel would be basic info for warfare... Guess I will need to remember some of the time and distances between neighbouring provinces to get a general idea.
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You'll auto white peace in three years if you've completely occupied the enemy territories. If the rebels are friendly (have your flag), just sit tight and they might defect. However, the AI won't negotiate with rebels if they're at war.
You get no tax from occupied territories.
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Thanks for clarifying. I actually made peace and saw the gold income disappeared before I came to ask questions. Aquileia collapsed soon after peace deal (I took all of their money) and rebel-occupied Urbino (that was part of Aquileia) actually became part of Papal State after the collapse. Not sure how that worked. The rebels are Umbrian patriots, I think. They stayed in Romagna that they occupied after taking down Urbino.
you may want to conquer a Sunni province and place a missionary there with zero missionary maintenance... eventually Sunni religious rebels will spawn there and when they win the siege you can negotiate with them on the Religion tab and give in to their demands - thus become Sunni. however you will have to take a serious prestige AND legitimacy hit IIRC.
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I have just started a game (grand campaign) as france (DW 5.1) and have a question about my vassals.
Will the cores I have in my vassals expire in 50 years, and if yes, how to I annex them before that happens?
Thanks in advance
Cores you have on provinces of your own culture group (French, in other words) will never expire. You don't have to worry about those. However, any cores on non-culture provinces will indeed vanish after 50 years. You can check by going to the province view and looking at the tool tip of the shields; it will say if the core will expire or not. France starts with cores on some Flemish provinces, including Antwerpen, and you do need to us these before 1449 or you'll lose them.
As far as your vassals go, there's no rush to annex them and their troops will come in handy meanwhile. You get missions for annexing some of them too, which give extra rewards for doing so - so best to wait for those missions to appear. Otherwise you have two options:
1. Warlike. Insult them down to below 100 relations, break your alliance, then break vassalage, then declare war. The only danger here is that in the obligatory 1-month gap between you breaking their vassalage and declaring war, they might have allied with someone powerful.
2. Peaceful. Get their relations up to over 190 and the option to annex them should appear. Your chance is improved if you have a high DIP king, a lot of countries in your Sphere of Influence, high prestige and low infamy. I think there's also a bonus for how long you've had them as vassals, which becomes significant after 30 years. You'll lose a point of stability when you annex them. Also, you can only annex one country every 10 years; but there's a slightly gamey way around that if you pause the game, then send out annex requests to up to five countries simultaneously.
Sry, wrong thread. Sorry
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Why cant I annex my vassal? our relationship is over 200, same religion, at peace, and I've had them for more than 10 years, but the demand annexation option is grayed out. When I scroll over the button, it just says "demand they become annexed by you" but does not tell me I'm missing any conditions :/
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Title: | The Metis aboriginal rights revolution |
Author: | Stevenson, Mark L. |
Degree | Master of Laws - LLM |
Program | Law |
Copyright Date: | 2004 |
Subject Keywords | Métis -- Legal status, laws, etc.; Métis -- Government relations; Constitutional law |
Abstract: | When the Metis were included in section 35 of the Constitution Act 1982, Metis leaders were euphoric. With the constitutional recognition of the Metis as on of the three Aboriginal peoples of Canada and the protection of Metis Aboriginal rights in section 35 of the Constitution Act, 1982, it was thought that the battle for recognition was over. Surely the next step would be the federal government's recognition of its jurisdiction for the Metis and the recognition by the courts and the Crown that Metis have Aboriginal rights that can be exercised along with those of the Indians and the Inuit. But Metis expectations were short lived. More than twenty years later, Canada refuses to recognize it has legislative jurisdiction for the Metis, arguing that Metis are a provincial legislative responsibility. And both the federal and provincial governments have failed to conduct themselves in keeping with the principle of the "honour of the Crown" because they consistently deny that Metis have Aboriginal rights. Whenever Metis harvesters attempt to exercise their rights, the Crown is there as a game warden, prosecutor or jailor, but never as a fiduciary to maintain the Crown's honour. The Crown often argues that without a clear understanding of Metis definition and identity, Metis Aboriginal rights would be too difficult to administer. More importantly, the Crown has argued that if Aboriginal rights are linked with pre-contact customs practices and traditions, the Metis could not possibly meet the Aboriginal rights test that has been established by the courts. But then came the decision in R. v. Powley making it clear that the Metis are a distinct people, separate from the Indians and the Inuit, with Aboriginal rights flowing from the customs, practices and traditions of Metis communities that emerged subsequent to the period of first contact, and prior to the exercise of "effective control" by the Crown. The Supreme Court of Canada found in favor of Powley by using a "purposive" approach in the analysis of Metis Aboriginal rights and by not mechanically applying the section 35 justification analysis. The purpose of this thesis is to develop a core set of principles that can be used as a framework for a purposive analysis of Metis Aboriginal rights. The principles support the propositions that: Metis fall within the exclusive legislative jurisdiction of the federal government; that Metis have Aboriginal rights that are recognized and affirmed by section 35; and, that Metis Aboriginal rights are immunized from the application of provincial wildlife regulations because of the doctrine of interjurisdictional immunity. |
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[Guide] Udyr the TRUFF
Okay I am going to go off and say this right off the bat most people wont agree with my build and thats fine i have proven it time and time again against other teams and other udyrs and it works like a charm.
Udyr: In my opinion udyr is a great harass and ganking hero even in the worst situations and lanes but he takes a proper starting item and build to do ganking/support/laning/dps all at the same time. Skills: in this priority order from 1-18 pheonix>bear>turtle>tiger UNLESS UR LANE CAUSES OTHER WISE aka teemo take 1 level of turtle so the dots dont finish you off or a speed heavy lane were bear takes priority over pheonix. Summoner Skills: Cleanse / Ghost I should not have to explain why these are clearly 100% the best for udyr. Items: First : Doran's Shield this is why you do not need turtle stance it gives you the regen hp and armor to stay alive long enough to farm while allowing you to farm / harass / push your lane with pheonix. Second and Third : Bezerker Treads / Malady no specific order do what you find better for you. After those 3 items its purely based on your game enemy heroes and team heroes i personally like phantom dancer frozen mallet but im sure others can find other efficient builds as well. Here is the most important thing about udyr that MANY MANY people lack and why pheonix just destroys turtle for a main skill. Mind Set: once you hit 7 and you have your bezerkers and mallady (if you dont either your not playing right or you keep getting ganked) you need to start ganking this is were pheonix/bear shines. Pheonix gives you that extra suprise burst that most early heroes cant handle along with the fact its aoe so it helps in ganking multiple heroes. YOU CANT DO THIS WITH TURTLE BEAR this is very very important this gives you map control your team levels and most importantly gold. Dont forget in between ganks pick up any spare creeps pheonix will make short work of any lane or push or nuetral. Explination: I think turtle stance is a crutch and actually forces you to stay in the lane your borderline useless to your team besides a stun. Sure it will make it harder for you to kill but it wont do anything doran's shield cant do anything you should really be scared of will be able to kill you turtle shield or not. The biggest 2 reasons why turtle is a bad choice is sure it makes you lane better but it slows down your farming and reduces your ganking potential which can make or break your team instead of relying on the opponents to let you farm and your team being able to hold off the team you can help them. I apologize if the guide is sloppy or if I left something out im not used to writing guides but hope this helps. Feel free to ask any questions I will respond asap. |
Okay i do run a live stream were i do this build often what i will do is tonight ill post one of the games on here to show the playstyle build etc tha i am describing. Just have to wait till i get home from work.
And so, I shall be the first one to disagree with your build.
The problem that I see with Pheonix Stance is that it doesn't scale with equipment. No matter how fast you are attacking, the burst of flames is only adding the equivalent of 13 damage per level with a rather small investiture of AP. The initial fire burst is actually much more powerful, as you get 5 waves in 5 seconds. Really, it makes you realize how useless Amumu's tantrum is =P Pheonix Stance Udyr is simply inferior as a harassing/ganking hero to Tiger Stance Udyr because however much Malady and Treads helps out Pheonix, they help out Tiger Stance more. The increased attack speed on Tiger Stance nets you a higher single-target DPS then Pheonix Stance does. True, you deal a bunch of AoE damage, which is nice. However, outside of the first few levels, the only thing that will care about said AoE damage is minions. While Pheonix Udyr is farm-tastic, Udyr doesn't make a very good carry, and I'd rather be feeding my lane mate. |
Ive had huge success with this build early game you arent doing much damage bottom line even with malady etc the burst damage is the 200 every 3 hits and yes it adds up along with the 50 damage pulses sure tiger might scale better in the end sure and yes you may be better 1v1 but how often do you have 1v1. Pheonix for middle and early game dominates it helps you control your opponents team carries range etc it allows you to be a very scary force while gankning.
The problem with tiger is that it makes and forces you to farm for a long time your not much of an asset to your team early and mid game. The game i have saved will be a perfect example of a twitch waiting to build late game same with a trynd and me just not allowing them to make any money because of my great farming and huge early burst with pheonix. Also your not scaling your dps when buying items your scaling the procs creating more hits more aoe damage more potential sure you can take a more damage route but attack speed always equaled more procs more damage for me. I am expecting everyone to say well you got fed that game but what people dont understand is it happens 90% of the time when i play udyr. When it doesnt i go too much in my favor i have a multitude of options (tank gank support or keep trying to carry) to choose thanks to my farming power and ganking power with pheonix. I also want to state and make it known you can choose wether you want to max out tiger or turtle depending on game at the end its not set in stone what stance needs to be maxed. By that time you will either need to tank or you will need to dps 1 or the other not both if tanking is more important you wont be in tiger stance much for obvious reasons but if you need to dps you will barely be in turtle stance so it balances out in the end. But with out a doubt the driving force of this build is the farming / ganking power of bear pheonix. |
This build is no Match for the Mighty Cho'Gath wolfy!
Udyr's exploding pimp hand is so strong chogath will lose his apetitie and run away.
That's a lie. Cho'Gath's hunger is never ending.
Hmmm - Don't feel this build. Main reason is your disregard of turtle stance. Not that I'm dissing Phoenix stance, but group fights just aren't the norm until later, early game it's tough to kill more than one person in a 2v2 or 2v3... to top that off, It takes a lot of time to go from the top lane to the bottom lane so you lose a lot of exp ect... I dunno, seems like tiger/bear or turtle bear will always be more viable, but that's just MHO.
Its not that i doubt turtle stance is good what i doubt is, is it needed and does it produce the BEST possible results for your team. After trying it out multiple times both builds one had some success and the other had amazing success. Heres the thing about it while going ganking and going to kill neutrals and pheonix makes short work of neutrals. Worst case scenario you got no kills your team killed 0 heroes you still hurt them enough to make them back off and stop their exp providing 4 of your teamates a level advantage over the enemy team. If you die during a gank as udyr then something went horribly wrong and you didnt pace yourself right.
Here is the vid of the last udyr game i played last night i will get more as time goes on or you can watch me play live. Part 1 http://www.justin.tv/clip/aaa106f87524bfc5#r=c10ip6A Part 2 http://www.justin.tv/clip/3bec30136f904bfc#r=c10ip6A Enjoy the pwnage |
^^ That. Also, turtle plays a key role in mana regen. Without it, if you want to sustain stance dancing, you'll need a mana regen item. My default is almost always "Something-turtle-something-turtle". Except when I want to burst, then "tiger-turtle-tiger-phoenix-turtle"...or similar variations on the theme. Even at lvl 3, all 4 stances are useful, and with turtle the mana inefficiency of using a lower level stance becomes negligible. Tiger-Phoenix is definitely the way to max burst damage, though.
Kind of makes sense to Udyr. If he wants to deal as much damage as possible, use BOTH damage stances! Smash! It is easy to get in a mindset of wanting only 3 of the 4 stances because of his skill level structure, but I am trying to avoid getting stuck in that. IMHO Phoenix does its main job (pushing and some extra dps) admirably at lvl 3, so I am leaving it at 3. However, I still like to take it to 3 earlier than tiger if there is any need for pushing...and tiger only really truly shines once you have sheen(or tri) and some dps gear. |
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Naturally, this makes the table erupt into riotous laughter once again. I silently pray that my son never turns into one of these people and that I'm able to instill a sense of humor in the kid that's more advanced and sophisticated than what these morons laugh at. Dick and fart jokes. That's where the real comedy lies. You know how I used to rag on my no-good, $6,000-owing, probably gay, loser brother-in-law? Well ... today he's probably ragging on me. First off ... I've gotta give the guy props. He's lost 44 lbs. on the Atkins Diet. He's actually looking ... uhhhh...decent. I can't say good because it's not in my vocabulary to say this guy's looking good. But he's looking better. Anyway, last night, after I had slaved over the grill and in the kitchen all day, I went outside in the backyard last night to get some peace and quiet. 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So I pee long enough to get the glorious "pee shiver", zip back up and turn around to walk back toward the patio. As I turn around, there he is. My no-good, loser-assed, Pink Floyd CD "Borrowing" bastard who never returned the disc brother-in-law. Standing silently right behind me. Somehow, while I was standing there peeing, he walked right up behind me with his cell phone in his hand, listening to whomever was on the other line. My brother-in-law. The one I've ragged on for over 17 years. Caught me peeing in my own backyard like a junkyard dog. There's not much left to say when a situation like this occurs and you're stone cold busted. I've tried to be so high and mighty for so many years. Not laughing at the family's lowbrow attempts at humor. Not willfully participating in family outings. And here I was ... pissing in my own petunias. At that moment, my shit finally stunk. And I had nobody to blame but myself. We nodded heads at each other as he lit up a smoke, sat down in the lounge chair that I had been occupying and began talking on his phone. Meanwhile, I quietly lumbered inside, utterly humiliated. When the family left last night (all except for Grandpa and Step-Grandma, who are still here until tomorrow), it took them 14 minutes to all hug each other goodbye. Yes, I timed them. The damndest thing is ... they're all going to see each other again today. The brothers are playing golf with the grandparents. The kids go to school but they'll all be back here tonight to eat more food, laugh hard at insanely stupid jokes and bitch that there's nothing to do at my house. But these people look for any excuse for hugs. And I simply don't get it. They hug every single time they see each other and every single time they part. It was announced years ago that I'm not a "hugger" and to not hug me more than once per visit. The rest of the family cannot comprehend why I don't want to hug them. 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I wondering and asking for anybody's input on the following stack i am going to take, if you taken this specific stack it or if you have experience with any of the supplements by themselves. i mostly interested in what results you have gotten from the animal products i am going to list. appreciate the input, thank you
1. Animal M-stak*******
2. Animal Test******
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I'll be honest.... Those are all crap IMO. Except probably animal flex never tried it though cuz I'm allergic to shellfish.
iv tried flex, and it worked great! it actually help with bad tennis elbow i had in both arms. Which ones are crap are u talking about specificly, the m-stak and the animal test? if so, why?
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2. Test is pricey for the results. Look into something else
3. Flex is great
4. Just buy a cheap creatine (mono always rules!)
5. Glutamine is another good choice if you can find it cheap
6. DHEA is a waste
7. Hemo Rage is crap - 07-02-2012, 02:46 PM
M-stak I didn't really see much from.
I tryed Animal-stak with erase and had insaine gains in strength.
Go generic with the creatine. Mono is best
Hemo rage.. is OK. I'd go with maniac for pumps, its in its on class.
Don't know what to say about glutamine.
Animal / universal is one of my favorite company's all there product are good, test is over priced though.
Get un-liver, cheap and good for that extra protein. Each pill I think is 6grams. And u get like 500 for 20$. I have a few every meal. Makes it ex to meet protein quotaGAME ON! MOVAH FUKAZ!
http://anabolicminds.com/forum/supplement-reviews-logs/231867-man-sports-gameday.html#post4047619 - 07-02-2012, 02:49 PM
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I'm dieing to get anabeta elite though so might be a while be fore mstakGAME ON! MOVAH FUKAZ!
http://anabolicminds.com/forum/supplement-reviews-logs/231867-man-sports-gameday.html#post4047619 - 07-02-2012, 03:36 PM
Thanks i think ill go with the animal stak for the test boost because it seems that is the consensus and im gonna give the m-stak a shot, alot of people
talk about 5-10 lb gains on this product and reccomend a 2 can cycle. I am also very interested in m-stak because of it containing turkastrone, which is the primary ingredient in mesobolin, (extremely exspensive product costs about the same as a anabolic steroid cycle) but iv read it has amazing nutrient partitioning qualities. The reason i wanted to take the ethyl ester was because i had taken a product called CR2 and i was pretty much just stacking that with 1MR during my last bulk phase and i gained an astonishing 20 lbs over a 2 month period on the product, beleive or not. i went from 170 lb to 190 and am now at 185 post cycle. maybe i could load up??? - 07-02-2012, 03:42 PM
and i will give that un-liver a try , sounds great
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Iv been hearing alot of people talking about this anabeta, what is it?
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If u got the donuts u should pick up pes erase. Its like 30$ and takes natty boost cycle to the next levelGAME ON! MOVAH FUKAZ!
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BPI's mr1. I had it before. But that company turned me off. The use high fructose./ aspartame for sweetner. I try not to fuk with fake sweatners.
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Originally Posted by kevinhyGAME ON! MOVAH FUKAZ!
http://anabolicminds.com/forum/supplement-reviews-logs/231867-man-sports-gameday.html#post4047619 - 07-29-2012, 12:57 PM
progress update: last day of M-stak & stak. weighed in this morning at a total gain of 7 pounds during the week of 4th of july i suffered food poisoning from eat a foot long oven roasted chicken breast from subway and put me out of commission for 3 days loosing 5 pounds in the process so i went from 180 to 187 in the 21 days of testing the product, most gains i felt started to happen at the end of using this product. i would suggest taking two cans for a total of 42 days for really good results. goal weight by the end of the year is 210. thank you all for you're input.
well you already started, but in the future on bulks I'd suggest anabeta+GDA (slin sane, recompadrol)+Na-Rala (if its not included in the GDA formula)+ DAA/NMDA (or one of the test booster combo products you listed that include DAA)+ Creatine (I don't use it but its useful on a bulk). You'll get that insulin like effect, test boost, and nutrient partitioning for all the extra calories/carbs.
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