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->'''Comic Book Guy:''' Oh, yeah, everyone's ''real'' happy now.\\
'''Lindsey Naegle:''' Do I detect a hint of sarcasm?\\
'''Professor Frink:''' Are you kidding, this baby is off the chart!\\
'''Comic Book Guy:''' Ooh, a sarcasm detector! That's a ''real'' useful invention!\\
''[[[ReadingsAreOffTheScale sarcasm detector]] [[ExplosiveInstrumentation explodes]]]''
->'''Dilbert:''' On this graph, I have plotted the frequency of snide comments that you have made about me. I'm happy to report that the recent trend is downward. [[SnarkBait See the big dip]]?\\
'''Dogbert:''' Get out your pencil...
->'''Lashowe:''' Do you know how many Sith there are on this planet?\\
'''Jolee Bindo:''' Twelve! No, wait! Thirteen!\\
'''Canderous Ordo:''' Nice one, old man.\\
'''Jolee Bindo:''' Thank you. It takes effort to be properly irreverent at my age.
->"That's what I'm here for. To deliver unpleasant news and witty one-liners."
-->--'''Alistair''', ''VideoGame/DragonAgeOrigins''
->'''Meg:''' ''[nervously]'' What are you going to do if I tell you?\\
'''Erik:''' [[MythologyGag Steal her away from the pretty boy kicking and screaming, and drag her down to my underground lair to make her my eternal bride]]. ''[{{beat}}]'' I am being ''sarcastic'', of course.
-->--''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2237049/1/Erik_The_Vampire_Hunter Erik: The Vampire Hunter]]''
->'''Clarkson:''' ''[standing in front of the Mercedes' boot]'' Are you ready for ''this''?\\
''[Clarkson pushes a button and the boot lid closes]''\\
'''May:''' That's brilliant, actually, I have to concede that, because what I've always found really difficult is this. ''[closes the boot lid by hand]''
->"Division of labor. I come up with the plans, and [[SnarkyNonHumanSidekick you]] laugh at them."
-->--'''Vlad Taltos''', ''[[Literature/{{Dragaera}} Iorich]]''
->'''Actor:''' Are you always a wise-ass?\\
'''Harry:''' No, sometimes I'm asleep.
-->--'''[[Literature/TheDresdenFiles Harry Dresden]]''', ''Literature/BloodRites''
->'''Baco:''' There's things living down here, aren't there? Terrible scary things with very sharp teeth? And monstrously bad breath...very, very warm bad breath...that tickles the back of your neck when one is ''right'' behind you.\\
''[Baco ducks, and the monster jumps over him and attacks Wyl Tarson, only to be shot by Laynara]''\\
'''Laynara:''' I ''hate'' bad breath.\\
''[another time, the team is waiting for a saboteur to deactivate a force field protecting the communications center they're trying to break into]''\\
'''Baco:''' Wow ...I never thought there'd be so much sitting around on a suicide mission.\\
'''Wyl:''' If you'd like to volunteer to test that energy barrier, then by all means. It could be a fake, you know.\\
'''Baco:''' ''[pointing to a skeleton lying just in front of the force field]'' No, that's fine. He covered it.
-->--''Star Wars: Rebellion Volume 2: The Ahakista Gambit''
->"I've long since given up on understanding everything that happens to us. I just roll with it and make fun of the really stupid stuff."
-->--'''Garcie''', ''RolePlay/WeAreOurAvatars''
->'''Sif:''' You would call your brother a simpering Lady?\\
'''Loki:''' ''[dryly]'' The Lady Thor's womanly charm is unmatched by all but our mother.
-->--''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7022388/1/Trials_of_the_Trickster_King Trials of the Trickster King]]'', Chapter Five (No, it is ''not'' a GenderFlip fic)
->"I am moving across the country. It is moderately time-consuming."
-->--'''Alicorn''', explaining why [[http://htht.elcenia.com/index.shtml HTHT]] wouldn't update on July 28
->'''Frasier:''' When was the last time you had an unexpressed thought?
->'''Niles:''' I'm having one now.
-->--The [[EstablishingCharacterMoment Establishing Character/Relationship Moment]], ''Series/{{Frasier}}''
->'''Cylon Pilot:''' Sir, if I may.
->'''Baltar:''' Not now. I don't want to miss a moment of the last battlestar's destruction.
->'''Cylon Pilot:''' I really think you should take a look at the other battlestar.
-->--''Series/{{Battlestar Galactica|Classic}}''
->'''Charlie:''' I don't pay you to insult me!
->'''[[ServileSnarker Berta]]:''' You'd have to pay me not to.
->'''Avon:''' Shut up, Tarrant.
->'''Tarrant:''' What did you say?
->'''Avon:''' I said shut up. I apologize for not realizing you are deaf.
->'''Tarrant:''' There's something else you haven't realized. I don't take any orders from you!
->'''Avon:''' Well, that's a pity, since your own ideas are so very limited.
->'''Tarrant:''' Don't try and bluff your way with me, Avon. I know what's been needling you all along. With Blake gone you thought you'd got it made, didn't you. You thought you'd got control of this ship and a crew of five who'd say "Yes, Avon, whatever you want, Avon." But you reckoned without me!
->'''Avon:''' That wouldn't be too difficult.
-->--''Blake's 7''
->'''Lana:''' CAPTAIN LAMMERS?!
->'''Archer:''' Nice read, [[Franchise/ScoobyDoo Velma]].
->Frankly, Baldrick, if a hungry cannibal were to crack open your skull, I doubt there'd be enough brains in there to cover a small water biscuit.
-->--'''Edmund Blackadder''', ''Series/{{Blackadder}}''
->I'm not sure if you're aware, Tom, but the mob isn't generally in the habit of electing ungodly apostates who denigrate people of faith.
-->--'''Gaius Baltar''', ''Series/BattlestarGalacticaReimagined''
->'''Vesper Lynd:''' So, as charming as you are, Mr. Bond, I will be keeping my eye on our government's money and off of your perfectly formed arse.
->'''James Bond:''' You noticed.
->'''Devon:''' We're trapped! Trapped!
->'''Cornwall:''' Stuck here with you for five hundred years.
->'''Devon''': Oh, dear, it's learned to count.
->'''Cornwall:''' If you'd got me a good lawyer, I'd have split four hundred years ago.
->'''Devon:''' Now listen here, pal, I didn't come here to be insulted.
->'''Cornwall:''' Oh. Where d'ya usually go?
->"Don't go away angry. Just...just go away."
-->--'''Jones''', ''Film/HeartbreakRidge''
->"Haven't you heard of science's latest triumph? The doorbell."
-->--'''Waldo Lydecker''', ''Literature/{{Laura}}''
->'''Sten:''' Interesting strategy. Tell me, do you intend to keep going north until it becomes south and attack the Archdemon from the rear?
->'''Warden:''' It'll never see this coming.
->'''Sten:''' Truly, it would surprise me if my enemy counter-attacked by running away and climbing a mountain.
->'''Margo Channing:''' What are you doing here, Addison? I distinctly remember crossing you off my guest list.
->'''Addison De Witt:''' Dear Margo, you were an unforgettable Peter Pan, you must play it again soon. You remember Miss Gene Caswell?
->'''Margo:''' I do not, how do you do?
->'''Morrigan:''' I do not fear the moon so I need stories so that I may sleep at night.
->'''Leliana:''' So...you don't believe in any higher power at all? Doesn't that get lonely?
->'''Morrigan:''' Wow. You saw through my cold exterior and saw the bleating lamb just begging for love and guidance! Thank you!
->'''Leliana:''' ...you appear to be mocking me.
->'''Morrigan:''' You noticed!? Your powers of perception know no bounds!
->"She's a sarcastronaut and she rides an ironicycle."
-->--'''JP''', ''Series/FreshMeat''
->'''Teacher:''' You got one write-in vote for "Most Sarcastic"!
->'''Tino Tonitini:''' [[SarcasmMode Oh, yeah. That's]] ''[[SarcasmMode exactly]]'' [[SarcasmMode how I want to be remembered]].
->'''[[FrontlineGeneral Rear Admiral Alexander Koenig]]:''' I don't believe in "[[TheEmpire galactic empires]]". ''[snorts]'' The whole idea is silly, given [[SpaceIsBig the size of the galaxy]].\\
'''[[TheCaptain Captain Randolph Buchanan]]:''' Well, the [[BigBad Sh'daar]] appear to believe in the concept, Admiral. And I doubt very much that it matters whether they agree with you on the point or not.
-->--''Literature/StarCarrier: Earth Strike''
->"Seems legit."
->"You want to say something snappy, now would be a good time."
->''"I provide ... much needed sarcasm."''
-->-- '''Anya Jenkins''', ''Series/BuffyTheVampireSlayer''
->''"Wow. Washed up at fourteen. So sad."''
-->-- '''Tadashi Hamada''', ''Disney/BigHero6''
->'''Alec Trevelyan:''' James Bond. What an unpleasant surprise.
->'''James Bond:''' We aim to please.
-->-- ''Film/{{Goldeneye}}''
->'''James Norrington:''' You are, without doubt, the worst pirate I've ever heard of.
->'''Jack Sparrow:''' But you ''have'' heard of me.
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Inspired by the most notorious missing person's case in New York history, ALL GOOD THINGS is a love story and murder mystery set against the backdrop of a New York real estate dynasty in the 1980s. Produced and directed by Andrew… More Inspired by the most notorious missing person's case in New York history, ALL GOOD THINGS is a love story and murder mystery set against the backdrop of a New York real estate dynasty in the 1980s. Produced and directed by Andrew Jarecki (director of the Academy Award-nominated doc Capturing the Friedmans and producer of Catfish), the film was inspired by the story of Robert Durst, scion of the wealthy Durst family. Mr. Durst was suspected but never tried for killing his wife Kathie who disappeared in 1982 and was never found. The film stars Ryan Gosling, Kirsten Dunst and Frank Langella as the powerful patriarch, and captures the emotion and complexion of this real-life unsolved mystery. -- (C) Magnolia
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Full review…David (Gosling) finds potential salvation in Katie (Kirsten Dunst), a free spirit so saintlike that she verges on caricature.
Full review…One can't help but think that veteran documentarian Jarecki chose to rework this material as drama to benefit his career, not the story. The result is a disjointed art film that opts for ambiguity over clarity...
Full review…Ryan Gosling is sadly miscast as the villain in this poorly-written drama.
Full review…Generally interesting but lost in the year-end shuffle
Full review…...a movie suspended between bold novelistic invention and journalistic reserve. Be it demerit or credit, Jarecki is no Truman Capote and All Good Things is no In Cold Blood.
Full review…It's not a glossy crime thriller, it's not a Freudian family study, it's not the tale of a doomed romance. It's a sloppy mishmash of all those things that adds up to nothing at all.
Full review…Jarecki never settles on what kind of story he wants to tell with these elements, and despite good performances, "All Good Things" veers awkwardly from love story to tragedy, from true-life mystery to black comedy.
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Heat | 101 | Final |
Pistons | 98 | |
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Game 2: Friday, March 23rd | ||
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6:00 PM ET, April 8, 2012
AmericanAirlines Arena, Miami, FL
The Miami Heat's first home loss in 2 1/2 months might have been a surprise, but suffering another one Sunday would be far more shocking.
A second consecutive dreadful start seems unlikely if the Heat are still fired up from having their 17-game home winning streak snapped going into a matchup with the Detroit Pistons.
Miami hadn't lost at home since Jan. 22 against Milwaukee until a 97-82 defeat to Memphis on Friday. The Heat trailed from start-to-finish in a home game for the first time since falling to Boston on Nov. 11, 2010, and missed a chance to match the longest home win streak in franchise history.
"I think we've established that this is a tough place to play here," Chris Bosh said. "Hopefully we can get on another streak and get back to playing well because we're gonna have a lot of home games."
The Heat (39-15) are in the midst of a stretch during which they play 10 of 13 in Miami, including the finale of a five-game homestand Tuesday against Boston.
They fell behind 25-12 after the first quarter Friday, committing 11 turnovers, and never cut the deficit below double digits. The Heat fell to 15-10 when committing more than 15 turnovers, compared to 24-5 when they don't.
"When we turn the ball over, we're not that good," LeBron James said. "We understand that. We know that. We don't care when we have attack turnovers, guys getting into the lane and trying to make plays for others and make a turnover. We had a few careless ones."
Whereas that loss came against a surging Memphis team which is fifth in the Western Conference, Miami now faces a Detroit squad which is 10th in the East and has one of the league's worst road records at 6-22. Only one of the Pistons' road wins came against a team with a winning record.
The Heat are an NBA-best 23-3 at home and have won 11 of 12 in this series overall, including all six meetings since James and Bosh joined the team.
The Pistons (21-34) had won three straight and five of six before losing 101-96 in Atlanta on Friday.
Greg Monroe was limited to eight points after averaging 18.7 during the three-game win streak. Rookie point guard Brandon Knight had just two assists, and the Pistons fell to 4-16 when he doesn't finish with at least three.
Rodney Stuckey scored 27 points in his second game back after missing three straight and six of eight with toe and hamstring injuries.
"It doesn't matter how well I played tonight, because we still fell short," Stuckey said. "We just have to come back and play hard against Miami on Sunday."
Stuckey has had problems with the Heat, averaging 10.3 points on 34.4 percent shooting his last four games against them. He missed an 88-73 home loss to Miami on March 23.
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Miami has had shooting problems of its own this month, hitting 39.5 percent from the floor in four games and going 20 of 71 from 3-point range (28.2 percent). Bosh is averaging 13.0 points in April, well off his season mark of 17.9.
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SF T. Prince 12.7 | SF S. Battier 4.8 |
PF G. Monroe 15.4 | C C. Bosh 18.0 |
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Rebounds | G. Monroe 9.7 | L. James 7.9 |
Assists | R. Stuckey 3.8 | L. James 6.2 |
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ZocDoc is the beginning of a better healthcare experience for millions of patients every month. Find doctors you love, read real reviews, book appointments instantly, and more with this award-winning app.
• See neighborhood doctors in your insurance network
• Read verified reviews from other patients
• See open appointment times and book instantly. No phone calls necessary!
• Check in online to complete your paperwork and save time at the office
• Stay on top of important checkups with custom Wellness Reminders, and more
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tad gayhart
Not happy Not sure if my insurance Sucks or this app but even the doctors I go to don't show up I've used gps and tried putting in my zip code and others nearby and get nothing.
Candace Jackson
Makes things easy! It's quick and easy to use. I can do almost everything on the app. Finds providers in my network, which makes things so much easier. Also texts me reminders for my appointment.
Keshia Lewis
THE ABSOLUTE REAL DEAL I love this app so much it is true to what it is supposed to do i.e. i made an appointment last week but the time i picked was actually not available so i rescheduled with the doctors Secretary but later on that same day i got a call from zocdoc about the whole mix up and they were so nice and apologetic about the slight mistake and assured me that they would follow up with the doctors office about the mix up and they even threw in an Amazon gift card.
Jason L
Nice system So far 99.5% of the docs I've encountered don't mind ZocDoc, one I met, the staff complained about it. Well they got 5 referrals from me.. Anyhoot, I like the ease of use and lots of choices the reviews help.
Siqi Zhang
Absolutely Amazing!!! Have you ever wasted tons of time on you insurance provider's website trying to look for a physician, making frustrating phone calls and only to discover the doctor have moved, does not accept your insurance anymore, or only available when you can't make it? This is the first app that I feel instantly and effectively saved a big hassle from my life, and absolutely deserves a 5 star. I found the doctors office even welcomes it more than the patients do.
Tyrone Brown
Very simple and convenient I love this app, it saves me from having to call the doctor and speaking to some ditzy secretary to make an appointment. But the best part is if u are looking for a new Dr, you get to actually see the doctors picture . Sometimes you feel more comfortable with a male or female or even a specific "type" of doctor. No more guessing.... With this appt I get to see exactly who will be asking me to "bend over"!
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THE ABSOLUTE REAL DEAL I love this app so much it is true to what it is supposed to do i.e. i made an appointment last week but the time i picked was actually not available so i rescheduled with the doctors Secretary but later on that same day i got a call from zocdoc about the whole mix up and they were so nice and apologetic about the slight mistake and assured me that they would follow up with the doctors office about the mix up and they even threw in an Amazon gift card.
Absolutely Amazing!!! Have you ever wasted tons of time on you insurance provider's website trying to look for a physician, making frustrating phone calls and only to discover the doctor have moved, does not accept your insurance anymore, or only available when you can't make it? This is the first app that I feel instantly and effectively saved a big hassle from my life, and absolutely deserves a 5 star. I found the doctors office even welcomes it more than the patients do.
Very simple and convenient I love this app, it saves me from having to call the doctor and speaking to some ditzy secretary to make an appointment. But the best part is if u are looking for a new Dr, you get to actually see the doctors picture . Sometimes you feel more comfortable with a male or female or even a specific "type" of doctor. No more guessing.... With this appt I get to see exactly who will be asking me to "bend over"!
Waste of time The app itself appears great. Easy to use, finds the doctor you need and even lets you submit all the information to the doctor. Great. That's great until the doctor calls you and tells you ZocDoc doesn't reflect their schedule. Ok if it's once but 3 out of 3. Hence the subject title. Time to go back to using a phone as a phone. Maybe the voicemail service at the doctor will be listened to within the next day.
So convenient! Easy to use, allows you to make appointments and complete forms right on line. Saved me the aggravation of having to call around to 20 different doctors to find out who's available and when. Only thing I can tell it needs is a way for you to put the appointment on your calendar. Hope to see this in the update.
Don't make appointments with this app It's great to find a doctor or dentist in your area, and gives all the details. Booking an appointment in the app is useless because the doctor & dentist offices don't get notified about the appointments! With 3 different specialists, I booked appointments thru this app only to be told when arriving for the appointment that it was never booked! Frustrating!!
Few Suggestions.... I'm a fan of ZocDoc & appreciate the services. However, the app isn't too convenient for those of us who don't need to search for new providers. I suggest 1.) keeping our historical data in My Account (i.e.-pending/past appts, cancellations, etc.) 2.) a search function for our drs by name, and 3.) to make the initial app screen a menu (i.e.-search for dr by name, find a new dr, etc), rather than making me sift thru a million search results to find my dr. That would make this app 5 stars in my opinion!
I don't think I'd go to the doctor without ZocDoc I'm busy plus the avoidance issues of finding a good Dr and setting up the appointment. ZocDoc takes the stress out of 50% of the process and you get to read reviews so you feel pretty good about setting up the appointment with a good fit for you. Customer service is awesome too. Once a Doctor canceled the appointment i had set last minute. ZocDoc gave me a call, apologized and gave me an Amazon gift card. Love it!
Best Customer Service I love this app and service. The first time I used it I had a problem scheduling an appointment. I switched doctors and it worked fine. But no more than an hour after having issues I got a call from ZocDoc support and they helped fix the problem and gave me $10 Amazon credit for my time! What?! It was hands down the best and most surprising customer service experience I've had.
Talking on the phone.... Can be a serious issue for me. Sounds silly, but that's friggin anxiety. So when I seen a new Dr I was looking into, did online appts via zoc doc, I was sold. My Dr has a few offices, and the avail appt times are as close as correct as possible...and when I first scheduled the doctor office called me to reschedule...3 days in a row. Some would find this annoying, but I'm used to rude, lying, judgemental doctor offices and staff, that never called me for anything. I love zoc doc.
I like the idea I love how simple this app makes it to find a great doctor, even if you need a same day appt. I really don't like the interface though. It's really annoying when I have to redo my entire search for a doctor every single time I exit the app to get the correct info. If this was fixed, it would be getting a 5 star rating hands down.
Best app ever This service is incredible. You can find doctors easily within plans, book appts without waiting on the phone, fill out paperwork, receive reminder texts prior to appts and reschedule (even last minute). You have access to MD info and user feedback. Most importantly is the accessible and superior customer service. They provide assistance immediately, call customers in response to negative feedback and are quick to resolve any issues. They are also professional and genuine. Best app on my phone!
Excellent! Seriously, since moving to NYC I have had nothing but a difficult time finding doctors within my plan that are also close to my office. This service provides everything I need to find and book an appointment seamlessly. I wish they had more advertising, I only found out about this service BC I happened to walk by their sign in Soho. Excellent service, excellent UI.
Great medical app This is a great app to find doctors quickly as they give you ratings and reviews for each. You can quickly book appointments. It would be great if every office that uses this app would be perfectly synced with it though. Some of my doctors have asked me to fill out the info that Ive already filled out on zocdoc. It's still a great app to try!
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The Doctor finder app helps you find a perfect match for your medical needs .DoctorFinder provides you with basic professional information on virtually every licensed physician in your locality. Doctors can be searched based on their speciality,Hospitals and locality.Doctor finder also provides free registration facility for doctors which will be verified and approved by admin.
Doctor On Demand: MD & Therapy
Have a Video Visit with a board-certified physician, psychologist or more from the comfort of home! It's free to sign-up - with no subscription fees. Even get an Rx if appropriate. Doctor On Demand doctors and psychologists are rigorously screened, board-certified, and practice in your state.
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Doctor visits are only $40 - same as a co-pay, much less than urgent care or the E.R. Our doctors can diagnose and treat most medical conditions. Our board-certified physicians can even write prescriptions, when clinically appropriate.
Doctor On Demand is perfect for you or your children, to address mild infections, cough / cold / allergies / flu, pediatric questions, mental health concerns, and Rx refills. Physicians focus on your care, with no interruptions or distractions.
See a psychologist, at a time and place that is convenient for you. Doctor on Demand allows you to connect with doctorate-level psychologists to talk through issues such as stress, anxiety, relationship isses, depression, life changes, loss, and many more. Plus, sessions with Doctor On Demand psychologists are about half the price of traditional in-office care.
Moms can quickly and easily meet with our specialists for pediatric care, lactation consulting, or post- partum health issues. Whether your child has the flu, you have a breastfeeding question, or you need to find out whether or not your baby is sick, Doctor on Demand's board-certified MDs and specialists can help.
- Cold, flu, cough, fever, allergies
- Urinary Tract Infections
- Pediatric fever, advice or other issues
- Vomiting/diarrhea
- Depression and anxiety concerns
- Possible sinus infections
- STDs
- Rashes / bites / skin problems
- Sports Injuries, Athlete's Foot
- Smoking cessation
- Back pain
- Heartburn
- Breastfeeding questions
- Mental and emotional health issues and concerns
- General medical questions, "Should I go in for this or not?"
Traditional MD and therapy appointments can require long wait times. You could spend hours in urgent care. With Doctor on Demand, you can have a live video visit with a doctor from the comfort of your home, without having to wait. You can easily make appointments (typically same or next-day) with physicians, pediatrician, psychologists or lactation consultants visit in advance.
PRESCRIPTIONS / Rx CARE
An important note about prescriptions: There are some medications and drugs that are not appropriate (or legal in some cases) to prescribe via Video Visit. They include: controlled substances, such as narcotics/opioids, certain sedatives or muscle relaxants, medications that require administration by a healthcare professional or training for first-time use, medications that require regular monitoring by a healthcare professional, some psychiatric medications and oncology drugs.
This service is also not available in all states - we are available where state law permits.
Doctor At Home
Doctor_at_home is an application which will help you in the treatment of commonly found diseases like cough ,cold, fever etc.
These diseases you can treat using easily available things at home like aamla,grapes,lemon,ginger etc.
And this is what Doctor_at_home do. Best Home Remedies for you is just one click away.
This application contains home remedies with picture of remedy.
Download the application and know more about this Homely Doctor.
These diseases you can treat using easily available things at home like aamla,grapes,lemon,ginger etc.
And this is what Doctor_at_home do. Best Home Remedies for you is just one click away.
This application contains home remedies with picture of remedy.
Download the application and know more about this Homely Doctor.
NOTE-Please NOTE THAT IT IS NOT INTENDED TO BE USED AS THE PRIMARY SOURCE FOR CURE OF ANY DISEASE.TRY ON YOUR OWN RISK.App developer will not be responsible for anything.
Lybrate - Find Best Doctors
Lybrate has revolutionized the way people in India take care of their health. We have more than 35,000 doctors registered with us from all over the country to help you lead a healthy and happy life. Be it about managing diabetes of your parents living in a different city, or finding solutions to various pediatric problems of your kids, or dealing with your own stress, or any lifestyle or infectious disease, now you have a doctor for everything just a tap away. Chat with top doctors of India, find valuable health tips from them, get opinions from multiple trusted doctors, reach out to the top doctors from different cities, and find and book appointments with the best doctors in your own city.
\ Find Doctors: Find and book appointments with doctors in Delhi NCR, Mumbai, Chennai, Kolkata, Pune, Bangalore, Hyderabad, Chandigarh, and other major cities of India.
\ Ask Health Questions: Ask your health-related questions anonymously in an open forum or privately to the trusted doctor of your choice.
\ Get Multiple Opinions: Post your health-related questions in an open forum and get many trusted doctors from the concerned specialty answer those.
\ Virtual Consultation: Discuss your health issues privately with the doctor of your choice. You can also add your doctor here and do routine stuff like showing medical reports, asking for diet plans, and other consultation right from the cozy comfort of your home. You can pay from here and get the right consultation whenever you need it.
\ Daily Health Tips: Get precious health tips and suggestions on a wide range of health issues from trusted doctors.
\ Know About Trends: Learn about the prevalent diseases and endemics in your area and the world over and ways of avoiding those from doctors.
\ Personalized Plans from Doctors: Get disease-specific healing tips from your doctor to heal better at home. A feature extremely useful for pregnant women, people undergone some kind of surgery, physiotherapy patients, and the likes in which every day care is critical.
\ Manage Medical Records: You don't need to manage those messy paper records anymore. Click a photo and upload your documents on the cloud to access those anytime anywhere.
\ Connect with Doctors: Connect with top doctors from all over India on various issues. Learn about diseases and conditions, and ask your health-related queries.
\ Do this all for FREE.
Lybrate is also available on the web: https://www.lybrate.com
We'd love to hear from you. Questions, comments or ideas on how to improve the app? Drop us a line at email@example.com or @Lybrate.
Lybrate doctor discovery service is currently only available for doctors in India. We're growing quickly – so if we're not in your country yet, check back soon!
It's FAST, SIMPLE, FREE and it's SAFE.
Finally an app that let's you book your next healthcare appointment online rather than having to call the practice when they are open!
1stAvailable.com.au is Australia's Premier online Healthcare Appointment Booking site and growing fast. In a few easy steps you can book an appointment with your preferred doctor or someone in your preferred practice or find and book an appointment with any participating practice or practitioner simply by a three-step search with what you want, where you want it and when you need it. 1-2-3, twenty four hours a day, 7 days a week, or even from 1stAvailable.com.au.
*** tens of thousands of practitioner appointments available now ***
We have GP's, dentists, physio, chiro's and other professions signing up every month. You can also help us by encouraging providers in your area to join 1st Available to help make your life easier. Sign up as a patient NOW at www.1stavailable.com.au so we can keep you informed as new practitioners come online in your area and other important announcements.
Patient Records Doctor ON GO-T
This is the productivity EMR APP in the MARKET having so many great patient management features for busy medical professionals. Works fine on both android tablets and mobile smart phones. Save time via dictations. No typing just the TAP to select templates and join them to each other. Possibilities are endless to boost productivity. NO Internet, NO Data Plan, NO Mobile network needed for using the app.
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This patient data storage app has several patient management features for busy medical professionals. They can create custom templates in order to fill and store any particular type of data based on speciality.
1. Add Patient to database. Balance due is automatically calculated for you once you enter the Amount Due and Amount Paid. Say goodbye to the calculators. Schedule appointments. Search Patient by entering partial data.
- Color Themes available for skin or background and buttons.
- Securely Export or transfer Patient files by connecting device to your PC.
- - Create your own custom templates for commonly used scenarios. UNLIMITED templates can be created. Just ONE tap to select template, chart
2. Securely Export or transfer patient files by connecting device to your PC.
3. Export-Import to share data with existing applications by uploading and downloading CSV files. Its perfect for bulk or mass data upload to/from your existing system.
4.Schedule appointments and view them by day, week, month or year. Remind patients via SMS, email or phone call with just a click of a button. We even pre-fill the message for you that you can customize as you please. Supports Google calendar sync.
5. Backup your data so you can store it safely or transfer it to the other mobile device or PC. Backup file is created each time you press Backup.
6. Add multiple photos, images, voice (for medical transcripts ), files and video attachments to Patient Visits to capture various needs such pictures before and after treatment. You can also scan or take a picture of lab reports, x-rays etc. Use Update Visit Menu to view previous attachments.
7. Update patient and appointments.
8. Print or Save HTML or Text formatted data from the app to email or to SD Card so you can Print it or Transfer to your PC or other devices.
9. History - View the historical record of the visits and account balance.
10. Add Visit
11. Bills/Collection - View Daily Collection of Amount Paid. Balance Due Report - Allows you in just one click to text, call or email your patients who have balance due. Pre-fills the text message and email with the default friendly message that you can change as you please. We also pre-fill the number to call and to text to the patient. You can change the number or email if you need to right on the same screen.
12. Update/Delete Visit - Press and Hold the visit on History page to see the menu
13. Detailed HELP.
14. Contact Us - We value your opinion and seek your advice for implementing future features. Email us especially before leaving negative feedback. Thanks!
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Just as a reference so you can decide, here is the list of some of the professionals the app is useful for or is being used by:
Dentist, Nurse, Midwife, Health Specialist, Therapist, Clinician, Eye Clinics, Pathology labs, Physician's assistant, School nurse, Pediatrician, Homeopath, TCM, Ayurveda, Surgeons, MD, MS, MBBS, OPD, BAMS, Paramedic, EMT, Optometrist, Patient Manager, Gynecologist, Cardiologist, Orthopedist, Orthodontist, Dermatologist, sports physio, hypnotherapist, Medical CRM and student and school as well as interns, EMR, EHR App, Hospital can use the app as patient registration system. Useful for quick and easy patient intakes, first-aid or records by disaster volunteers, fire fighters or similar organizations and emergency responders during calamities such as fire, earthquake, war-zones, storms, tornado, hurricanes etc
Doctor dictionary
This dictionary increase your knowledge regarding the medicine it include about the medicine,side effects,how does it work, and what is it used for.all there information contain in this dictionary.which helps you to get information about any medicine .It is given by doctors .Search option is also mention to find out any word.
Doctor Mole - Skin cancer app
****** "As Seen on TechCrunch" http://techcrunch.com/2012/10/02/does-this-mole-look-weird-this-app-will-tell--
****** "As Seen on dailymail.co.uk"
****** What our users in the past have had to say
"Wow. Amazing, I have never reviewed an app but had to. U can even save analysis and name mole to show dr or compare w next months photo. This will save lives." - Elizabeth
"An interesting and potentially very useful app. Anything that heightens one's awareness of diagnostic medical procedures, used with a degree of caution, is well worth investigatin and this one certainly appears to be a rather good example - thank you!" - EtheB
"I think I may have found one that needs checking out at the doctor and it's only been there for a little while. Thanks... was wondering when I should start checking out moles. :D Now I will definitely ask when I see my doctor next. Would be handy if you could use photos already taken on the phone as the in-app camera didn't seem to work very well, and you couldn't use a flash for lighting. 4 stars. Awesome job." - Stuart
DoctorMole uses advanced real-time computer vision technology to scan your moles in real time and give you instant feedback on Asymmetry, Border, Color, Diameter and Evolution (ABCDE). It is quick and easy to use and allows you to save any photo you have taken to compare for evolution changes at a later stage.
+ Automatically scans moles in real-time
+ Detailed analysis provided to cover the (ABCDE) criteria on your scanned mole
+ Save as many photos as you like
DoctorMole is the first app to use real-time computer vision technology to help in the assessment of your moles. This allows the user to easily take a photo of the desired target mole accurately with the correct lighting and distance. All the calculations are done on the phone so your results are instant and your data is safe. At any point you can review all your photos and their results and make comparisons between your moles at different times.
Skin cancer is one of the most common forms of cancer and Melanoma is the most dangerous form of skin cancer. Advanced stages of Melanoma cannot be treated yet Melanoma is one of the most treatable cancers if caught early. Using DoctorMole on a regular basis can help to teach you to identify what the danger signs of melanoma are and keep track of all your moles.
DoctorMole has been created for educational purposes only.
The results given by this application are not a substitute for a professional opinion and as such, we take no responsibility or liability for any course or treatment that you decide to take, or not take, based on this applications results.
We always recommend that you consult a qualified health care professional regardless of any outcome that this application produces if you have have any type of concern.
All data is self contained within the DoctorMole Application and as such we have no access to any of the data that you have stored inside this application.
HealthTap for U.S. Doctors
HealthTap for Doctors is already helping over 64,000 U.S. doctors enhance their reputations, boost their income, learn practical clinical wisdom from other top doctors, find new patients, and practice from anywhere at anytime. Connect with your own patients via your Virtual Practice where you set your own hours and earn extra income by serving your patients better. Join the global movement today that is reinventing healthcare by helping millions everywhere feel good!
(If you're not a doctor, download HealthTap's member app)
Featured in the NY Times, Wall Street Journal, NBC, CBS, TIME, Fin. Times, Washington Post, Forbes, Bloomberg, CNN, and more.
HealthTap is available on any computer, smartphone, tablet, or Android Wear device.
☆ Washington Post — "The power of turning doctors into health care information curators for the Web and on mobile."
☆ NY Times — "HealthTap just might make you raise both eyebrows in surprise...Advice for the ill, and points for the doctors."
☆ Fast Company — "HealthTap may be on its (ambitious) way to being the default national rating and search destination."
☆ Business Insider — "The app that will change everything about health care."
✓ Boost your income giving live video Virtual Consults from anywhere, at times most convenient for you.
✓ Get paid for taking live video consults from your own patients during "Virtual Practice Hours" that you can set anytime. Take care of your practice from anywhere via HealthTap Concierge.
✓ Distinguish yourself as an expert and build your reputation in a positive, collaborative environment with colleagues and patients passionate about promoting health and well-being.
✓ Establish a strong professional network by connecting with colleagues as well as reputable private practitioners and leaders from respected institutions.
✓ Get rewarded for what you do best with a larger network, more patients, enhanced reputation, increased recognition, mobile visibility, and monetary compensation.
✓ Easily connect with colleagues and securely share documents right from your mobile device using our HIPAA-secure messaging and file-sharing.
✓ Do good by making your wisdom accessible to millions of people worldwide.
✓ Continue learning from other doctors' answers to patient questions and from the collective knowledge of the medical community.
✓ Get recognized for your published knowledge by promoting your articles and research to a global audience, and by connecting with patients and peers looking for doctors with your particular expertise.
✓ Easily stay up-to-date with instant notifications on topics, questions, and colleagues, as well as virtual appointment requests with your mobile device.
✓ Reconnect and have fun with your medical school classmates and colleagues from residency already on HealthTap who are waiting to connect with you.
✓ Do it all for free. The basic HealthTap service is FREE for doctors!
Homeo Doctor
The Magic of Homoeopathy on your hand,become homeopractioner by using some very common words of disease.Sure shot homeopathic remedy with there Guiding Symptoms{Disease}
homoeopathic,Self learn,and cure,Get anticipation from frainds.Spread Homeopathic knowledge of healing truth without fear of any type of sideeffects,Homeopathic medicines can be easily available without Doctors priscriptions,Just note down medicine with the potency and frequency of doses and took that accordingly,You can give it with other Pathy i.e.Allop,Ayu and meny more simulteniouslly.practicle guide of homeopathy,Must Try in incurable,In Hopeless cases.When Doctor's say 'I Can't' http://www.appcatch.com/app_homeo_doctor-235757.html
homoeopathic,Self learn,and cure,Get anticipation from frainds.Spread Homeopathic knowledge of healing truth without fear of any type of sideeffects,Homeopathic medicines can be easily available without Doctors priscriptions,Just note down medicine with the potency and frequency of doses and took that accordingly,You can give it with other Pathy i.e.Allop,Ayu and meny more simulteniouslly.practicle guide of homeopathy,Must Try in incurable,In Hopeless cases.When Doctor's say 'I Can't' http://www.appcatch.com/app_homeo_doctor-235757.html
Pocket Doctor Lite
Pocket Doctor Lite is our free comprehensive medical health encyclopedia written specifically for mobile by a UK Doctor. Originally available on WAP in 2001 our latest version is made specifically for Android. This version features all of the extensive medical content, with A-Z listings of medical conditions as well a diagnosis by body area.
Additionally in the lite version there is a BMI (Body Mass Indicator) calculator and Doctor Q with advice on questions you can ask your doctor when you need additional information on your condition or diagnosis.
LVHN Find a Doctor
Need a doctor? We can help! Whether you are looking for a primary care physician or a specialist, LVHN-Find A Doctor will help you find the right doctor for you. This application allows you to search the complete list of doctors on our medical staff. You can filter by specialty, location, languages spoken, and more. You can have instant access to information about Lehigh Valley Health Network doctors including where they received their medical training and did their residency, any fellowship training, and years in practice, You can also save your favorite doctors to so you've got all of their contact information right at your fingertips!
Medicross 1stAvailable
Medicross is a group of General Practices located in Queensland in Australia.
Offering convenient and quick access to healthcare appointments with Medicross has never been easier and is also available through our website, www.medicross.com.au. The online booking capability is powered by www.1stavailable.com.au, Australia's No. 1 Healthcare Appointment Booking site.
Making a booking is FREE!
Not only can you book your doctor and dental appointments with Medicross via our app, but in fact all of your healthcare appointments with other healthcare providers that may be available on 1stAvailable.com.au.
Now you can search, find and book healthcare appointments in 3 easy steps:
1) Enter your service type and postcode.
2) Check the list of available appointments.
3) Click to book your preferred appointment! It's FREE!
1stAvailable.com.au is featured Nationally in a range of press including In:
-The Australian
-The Daily Telegraph
-Nine's Today Show
-Sky Business News
-6PR Radio
-Herald Sun
...and many more
Cita Previa InterSAS
Aplicación no oficial del portal InterSAS.
Pida cita a su médico mediante el portal de InterSAS de la Junta de Andalucía
Para poder configurar su cuenta de InterSAS deberá disponer de su número de seguridad social y documento de identificación: DNI, Pasaporte, NIE.
Podrá añadir tantos usuarios como tenga en su familia.
Además, le permitirá crear un evento en el calendario recordándole su próxima cita, lugar y consulta asignados. A partir de la versión 1.4.1, cada usuario podrá tener configurado su propio calendario. Este ajuste se realiza en la configuración de cada usuario.
A partir de la versión 1.5.0, estarán disponibles las opciones para seleccionar el centro y el tipo de cita. Solo estarán disponibles para ciertos usuarios que por ejemplo tengan asignado médico y este ejerza en distintos centros.
Todas las dudas están descritas en la FAQ: http://www.otioti.com/?page_id=378
¿Algún fallo? ¿Sugerencias? ¿Mejoras? Escribe al correo del desarrollador ;)
Esta aplicación hace uso del servicio InterSAS que la Junta de Andalucía pone a disposición de todos los usuarios, pero NO es una aplicación oficial desarrollada por la propia Administración Pública, por lo que cualquier problema que pueda experimentar desde esta aplicación no es responsabilidad suya.


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Hi Ian,
The rationale is actually quite simple - the plan is to protect other planets so that future science missions have as pristine an environment to work on as possible.
Planetary Protection is not designed to be a tree hugging greenie ideal that were protecting the other planets from us nasty humans or any of that bollocks - it is purely down to protecting the potential of future science missions.
If for example, the early missions to Mars hadnt been kept as clean as possible. They wouldnt have been able to detect the life they brought to Mars, but a later mission coming along might have found those microbes and we would have thought that was proof of life and got our theories very wrong. But because they were very clean we can now say with some certainty that if we discover life on Mars, we are actually discovering Martian life and not transported Earth life.
I hope that explains things a bit... =)
It's a nice idea, but you normally dont want to send any sort of rover to a place until you know what the surface is going to be like (if its all deep gullys and trenches, a rover is pretty much useless). I would have thought first call is a dedicated orbiter with a high definition stereo camera, so you can pick a good landing spot.
THEN something like Curiosity would be a good idea. But usually landers are easier and lighter (and cheaper to build) than rovers, and so for a first touchdown a stationary lander is probably not a bad idea.
Oh and I have some insight into the problems involved in the planetary protection of this sort of mission (im working on a different Mars mission right now) and probably about 20% of the entire costs of the program are on avoiding contaminating your hardware. And thats at the lower level of a Class 4a project (landing on another planet in an area not deemed a high risk for contamination from earth lifeforms). Europa is considered a very high risk location (liquid water interior, may be at "nice temperatures for spore forming microbes"), so you're looking at a ridiculous level of cleanliness (probably 4c). To give you an idea of what those levels mean - 4a means you cannot have more then 300 spores per m² of surface on your hardware and 300,000 spores total on the entire spacecraft (whichever value is lower). To put that in context, right now you have 300,000,000 bacteria on your finger tip. I dont want to even think about what spore count level you need for a 4c mission (probably no more than 3 spores per m²!)
"If it looks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, we have at least to consider the possibility that we have a small aquatic bird of the family anatidae on our hands."
-- Douglas Adams
I was actually thinking this as well, but I would like to believe that the scientists did think of that and after a bit more investigation (calculating how big an impact would be required to move that monster, etc.) they decided that option wasnt really on the cards.
But then again maybe I'm being too generous...
I disagree Sandpit . I come to El Reg (in part) for the witty titles and double entendres.
Keep up the good work chaps!
And in my longish life, I have noticed an increase in rudeness, crudeness and coraseness whilst seeing a steady decline in the number of hours that politicians work!
I therefore declare that in order to improve mankind for the better, all politicians must be forced to work 80hr weeks, and not be allowed outside of parliament unless they are dead (either actually or politically I'm not too concerned which...).
(Two little things called Causation and Correlation, you know?)
Bugger me! Are you saying Fred Flintstone was Jesus??? So i guess that makes Wilma Mary Magdelene. Hmm is Barney, Peter or Judas?
Someone searching for UFO's and who exposed the weaknesses in the US military systems, versus someone who delibrately created a trojan to steal money from millions of people around the world.
I can see how they are close together cant you?
I dont know. Most people know to ignore the bollocks thats spewed on the internet, but if someone anonymously wrote to me saying that they had placed a bomb outside my house, I think I would be ringing the cops too...
I'm not even going to go into his arguments (I couldnt care either way), but who launches a legal case based on a law that they havent actually read! Surely the first thing you would do, is to obtain a copy of the document in question (and there not hard toget a hold of), read it, make notes of the areas that you believe are being breached and THEN if you think you still have a case, then raise a complaint.
You dont raise a case based upon the writings of some intenet bloggers who havent read the document either, but heard from their brother's girlfriend's uncle's best mate down the pub that something's not right.
Total muppet...
What? So the Department for Transportation should focus on taxation now? Or creating jobs? Not on the things of which it is actually competent in, i.e. road laws?
Snowden has not admitted to any crime. He has admitted performing an action - whistleblowing. And whistleblowing is not an illegal action (hence why there is a public interest defence for cases where overzealous prosecutors go after journalists and other whistleblowers).
Whether Snowden's actions can be considered illegal is something that should only be determined in a court of law by professionals. However, given the nature of the pressure being exerted by the US parliament on to the judiciary in cases of "National Security" the question is whether a fair trial could be expected. Snowden does not appear to think so, and to be perfectly honest most people outside of the US believes that he has no chance of a fair trial.
This whole topic has hurt US relations with its allies significantly and to be honest the way the US is still chasing after Snowden is only making you appear worse. No one likes a bully...
I would hope that a good defense laywer would now be able to claim that the defendent (Snowden) had been portrayed often enough in the media and even by members of parliament as a criminal to such a degree that any chance of a fair trial has been removed. The outcome of any trial would be prejudiced beyond the ability of a court to decide fairly as to innocence or guilt and so must be abandoned.
However, considering the amount of hysteria in american government and judicial circles on these topics, I some how doubt the requirement of a fair trial is still considered necessary.
Sorry but your solution wouldnt work.
People will not pay for things which they are now used to getting for free. So if Twitter started charging even if it was a 2c fee just to prove identity, people would not pay it and would jump ship to the next application that offered free spleen venting.
Such is the way of the modern world...
If your not happy with the situation, and you think your vote wont count, then go one step further - get out there and ACTIVELY campaign for a candidate that you DO want representing you.
A lot of people vote for the same party that they've always voted for because they dont have any better information. Get out there, educate your fellow constituents and then you might have a chance of dislodging your safe seat status.
Hmm... ok, ban not only the companies, but the senior executives from said companies.
It might prevent a few pump and dump exercises, as it will be harder to find work if its known that hiring a particular executive who just jumped from that previous company means your company cant bid for any of that juicy public sector gravy, i mean contracts...
How about this as an idea for fixing the system. If a company complains, the documentation, etc. goes to an independent examiner (I'm leaning towards judge or retired judge here). If no real breach was found, and its just the company trying to delay the tender or whatever - said company pays the costs of the investigation AND is banned from applying for all government tenders for a year (and make it stackable, so if they complain again the next year for nothing, they are banned for 2 yeas the next time etc.). Where a major breach is found, the government pays, is forced to restart the process from scratch taking into account the judges findings and the manager of the project who made the monumental cock-up/corrupt action is out on his a$$ and banned from taking employment with any company who has applied for that tender for 5 years. Where a minor breach is found, the government pays, the findings are taken into account immediately, and the process continues.
Sounds fair to me...
When a new and revolutionary product comes out (and I hate to admit it but the iPad was revolutionary, not because it was the first to market but because it actually created the product people wanted from the market), it is normally of relatively low hardware spec. People jump onboard the product and sales are huge. And progressively over the next few years, the hardware specs jump significantly, meaning those early adopters buy newer and newer machines so as to be able to use the latest and greatest software for said machines. But eventually, you get to a point, where the increase in hardware specs slows significantly, and the software requirements also stop needing such high requirements, and then the need for jumping on board the latest and greatest device stops being driven by the software. At this point sales will of course plummet, as people return to a sane upgrade cycle level. Its happened with PCs over the last few years, it will happen to tablets now.
That's just economics, nothing suprising is happening... Now we wait for the next company to launch the next revolutionary product and watch the whole cycle start again...
Actually I'd guess that if you're ever on the receiving end of a visit from the FSB, you probably are thinking Fuck, Shit, Bollocks...
Your making a rather large assumption that he didnt go to VW and Megros first.
It is entirely possible (and I would think probable) that he contacted Megros and VW and told them of their gaping security holes, and instead of working with him to come up with a fix, they ignored him and buried there heads in the sand. Only now that he was planning to reveal to the world their incompetence, are they reacting. Andreacting badly.
And by the way, I havent heard anything out of Megros or VW to say that they are going to do anything about their gaping security holes. Have you?
I've always been a fan of the Sony Ericsson's. Had a couple of them (going back to the T28 - brilliant phone if it still worked today I'd still be using it!), and Ive never had one get damaged from any amount of damage Ive thrown at it. The ones did die were from things like battery failures, or more often where I just decided it really was about time to upgrade. My current Experia Arc S is serving me well. Been dropped a few times, seen a lot of rough treatment, and so far not as much as a scratch on the screen.
I do have doubts about the new Sony phones though. Can they really live up to the old Sony Ericssons?
"What is this 'Rest of World' of which you speak?"
Without reading the paper itself (I'm too lazy to do that right now), has the good Doctor taken into account that it is not only people living in rural areas that have crashes in rural areas? City folk do travel to rural areas occasionally (family visits, holidays, etc.). Since its well known that more crashes and deaths occur on the roads on holiday weekends (when city folk are also travelling the rural roads), has the doctor seperated that particular statistic out of his work?
The Dune(TM)* is moving at 15m a year, so in say 10 years, it's gone 150m and the Dune will have passed the set by and apart from needing a bit of a sweep out will probably be right as rain. It'll give the Star Wars geeks something to get excited about in 10 years time after Disney release Star Wars 15: We Cant Be Bothered Coming Up With A New Title (TM)*.
* I'm claiming TM on both of these items as I think they could be really big features in a few years! ;)
Whilst I can understand the police's desire to be able to back track a suspects movement (i.e. we only be came aware that X was planning to bomb that church today, where did he get the bombs from, lets check the data and see where he was previously), I dont agree with it, and I dont believe that Joe Public would actually accept their every movement being tracked, catalogued and assesed, if they were honestly aware of the level of intrusion going on.
Then again I might be giving too much credit to Joe Public, having seen the level of education in some areas of the UK, I doubt they can even spell Surveillance State let alone think about how it affects them...
... let someone bring up a case against Google or YouTube using this as an argument...
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Fixed that for you!
Heat seeking doesnt work on ICBM. In fact most guidance systems dont because you dont have a heat signature (an ICBM uses all its fuel in the first few minutes and then "cruises" to its target), you have a low radar signature (the cross section of an ICBM is relatively small), the ICBM is travelling very fast, and its not transmitting on other frequencies. So shooting down an ICBM is pretty difficult stuff.
Oh my god, all those engineers and boffins working on this, and they never thought of that. You should totally take control of the project because the people running it are obviously too stupid to realise its as simple as that...
"This does however require a high level of cynicism."
When dealing with politicians, is their any other sort?
That was kind of my first thought. If the hackers were after something which required a physical delivery, then surely it should be easy to track down the culprits (hint: check the delivery addresses). I know that there are ways to make this more difficult PO Boxes, etc. but anytime you actually have a physical delivery makes the chances of tracking someone a thousand times easier than a purely digital medium...
We are all kind of jumping to the conclusion that this is trolling, but there could be details we are missing. For one thing there are companies licensing this tech so its obviously not a completely trolling patent. Its actually being used for products.
Still I agree that going after the end product seems wrong when the suit should be against the manufacturers of the individual items that are (probably) in violation. Unless of course the firms being attacked are designing the LED themselves and specifying the manufacturing method and only outsourcing manufacture which would put the onus back on the designers I would think as being the orchestrators of the patent violation.
Can El Reg provide more info along this line?
What are you missing? The fact that ICANN cant make money from Whois....
Or am I being too cynical?
Sense of humour fail...
Please recalibrate your satire meter and try again...
Alright Dave, I'll bite...
Will you pay for it when the inevitable price tag gets attached?
I cannot understand this... The may have a huge following with "Da Yoof" but "Da Yoof" are also the first to jump ship if something starts trying to charge them money. So I'd love to hear how they are going to "monetize" this fickle audience...
I just got back from Japan, and they have recently lined up pretty much all of their metro systems to run on any city card. So whilst each city has a different card "brand" they all work everywhere. You have seriously no idea how convenient that was!
If they can get the same thing happening in the UK, trust me, you will be a happy camper in the long run!
You say that a 20 carnet trip costs £22, and a week pass costs £12. So buying 2 week passes, costs £24.
I would hardly hardly consider a £2 add on as doubling the cost of transport!
I've had Kabel Deutschland internet once since living in Germany and it was superb, much faster then normal connections and absolutely no dropouts (except when the modem froze, but thats another story).
However, since movingout of that particular apartment, I havent had it again. The reason - the cost to install it to your building. I was particularly shocked to find out that it would cost €3800 to have it installed to my building (a terrace house) when both of the buildings on either side already had it installed. Thanks but no thanks...
The whole reason that the Norks general population isnt permitted the internet is to try and hide the realities that the rest of the world is not starving worse then they are and to maintain the belief that North Korea really is the shining beacon of humanity that their glorious leaders say they are.
But if you take 3000 people and task them with trawling the internet for things to attack and they will pretty quickly see that their leaders are full of sh*t (half an hour on Youtube should do it!). Now you can probably sweeten the deal for those 3000 by giving them access to everything, great pay, etc but eventually someone is going to let slip the truth to family members, who let slip to neighbours and before you know it an entire town is going to be aware that things arent quite as rosy as they are being told they are. At that point, keeping the word from spreading further is not going to be an easy task.
Add to that, that even the most basic script kiddie has to have some level of intelligence and so when confronted with evidence like that, they have to begin having second thoughts about the bollocks spewing from the "Great Leader" and you wonder why such info hasnt spread through the masses more widely.
I'm not suggesting that this army of 3000 doesnt exist but I'm also aware that people cant keep secrets (especially not 3000 script kiddies!), which makes me wonder how the Nork general population doesnt know more about the rest of the world. And why there isnt more of an outflux of people fleeing the sinking ship that is North Korea?
I dont care if its $5, any company that tried to fine me would quickly find itself with a position to fill and a burgeoning reputation of being complete a$$hats!
Non-Dutch people speaking Dutch just doesnt work... You end up having to clear your throat after every second word because in English you only make those sound when your trying to bring up a very stubborn bit of flem!
Saying that , it's still easier to understand then Glaswegian...
If you have a bee in your bonnet about VM's "Fibre", make a complaint to the ASA. They only investigate things if people make a complaint, so having a whinge about it here on El Reg isnt going to accomplish anything, go and have a whinge at ASA, and hopefully they'll get off their butt and deal with it...
"...faraway clouds of water and alcohol. Such localities are where hot young stars are to be found..."
So we're talking Ibiza then... Does that position Earth somewhere in the equivalent of the Spanish Riveira? Somewhere beautiful but which you drive past because Barcelona's only that little bit further away? ;)


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More of your "don't mess with me@ nonsense? Pathetic illiterate fool. Why don't you tell us again about the FOIA and passports for deceased persons? Or perhaps your still confused by the difference between play law and real law?
Why don't you just invoke your favorite phrase and stop talking out of your ass
"your still confused?". LMAO (LRS/LTR tm reg'd). Before calling me illiterate, please try to differentiate between "your" and "you're". Looks like I wasted my time explaining them to you yesterday. I'm sure it's a Topix overzealous corrector-correction. LMAO LRS/LTR tm reg'd).
Then, out comes the LRS-type jargon, out of ammo, you scream "stop talking out of your ass". Nice birther reply. Care to show where I, the "illiterate", have ever used that kind of birther no-riposte language? Veneer? You? More like that proverbial fresh snow over the dung heap.
Need I once more post the signification of "CONservative" or its abbreviation "CON" or do you still not "get it"?
Your (sic, LTR) wrong again as you're (sic LTR) lies about Topix corrector are a figment of you're (sic LRT) CONservative imagination. Take a hike, dinosaur boy. Your (sic LTR) out of you're (sic LTR) league.
Oh, what about the FOIA? Anyone, without just cause, is allowed to access the records of any deceased American's passport application file? If that's so, so be it. I want to know about my late neighbour's vital stats, I apply to the passport office or the state dept and they supply me with a copy of his/her application form and required documentation? Okay, I won't argue with it, if that's how it goes. How's that for you? Just glad there is a little more respect for deceased citizens' privacy in most other "have" nations.


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Very well written, but, still does not show where Jesus said it was alright to kill someone. All of those quotations are great, but, did you ever hear of metaphors? I'm surprised that as scholarly as you sound, you are interjecting your own interpretations of the Bible. Who said to turn the other cheek? »
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2nd fl.,
New York, NY 10013
John Houshmand's tables mix hardwoods with glass, bronze and steel. Houshmand, a musician, sculptor, and contractor, opened a Tribeca storefront to showcase his line of furniture made from large pieces of American hardwoods (maple, cherry, elm, black walnut, and mulberry) in combination with glass and steel. Houshmand sources the woods from his Delaware County farm, from other local farmersand sometimes even by tracking down the rightful owners of trees fallen by the roadside. The resulting designs are simple, sophisticated, and entirely handmade on Houshmand's farm. Pricey, to be sure. But as Houshmand is quick to point out, you're buying a piece of history.