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Much Ado About Nothing (Quarto 1, 1600)
Much adoe about
As it hath been sundrie times publikely
acted by the right honourable, the Lord
Chamberlaine his seruants.
Written by William Shakespeare.
Printed by V.S. for Andrew Wise, and
William Aspley.
Enter Leonato gouernour of Messina, Innogen his wife, Hero
his daughter, and Beatrice his neece, with a
5I Learne in this letter, that don Peter of Arragon
7Mess. He is very neare by this, he was not three
8leagues off when I left him.
13home ful numbers: I find here, that don Peter hath bestowed
14much honour on a yong Florentine called Claudio.
18his age, doing in the figure of a lamb, the feats of a lion, he hath
19indeed better bettred expectation then you must expect of me
20to tell you how.
22glad of it.
27Leo. Did he breake out into teares?
31ioy, then to ioy at weeping?
32Beatr. I pray you, is Signior Mountanto returnd from the
33warres or no?
34Messen. I know none of that name, ladie, there was none
40Cupid at the Flight, and my vncles foole reading the chalenge
42pray you, how many hath he kild and eaten in these warres?
43but how many hath he kild? for indeede I promised to eate all
44of his killing.
45Leo. Faith neece you taxe Signior Benedicke too much,
46but heele be meet with you, I doubt it not.
55rable vertues.
57the stuffing wel, we are al mortall.
59of mery warre betwixt Signior Benedicke and her, they neuer
63fiue wits went halting off, and now is the whole man gouernd
68ble creature, who is his companion now? he hath euery month
69a new sworne brother.
72shion of his hat, it euer changes with the next blocke.
76you who is his companion? is there no yong squarer now that
77will make a voyage with him to the diuell?
83ly madde, God help the noble Claudio, if he haue caught the
86Mess. I will holde friends with you Ladie.
87Beat. Do good friend.
88Leon. You will neuer runne madde niece.
89Beat. No, not till a hote Ianuary.
90Mess. Don Pedro is approacht.
Enter don Pedro, Claudio, Benedicke, Balthasar
92and Iohn the bastard.
95counter it.
97your grace, for trouble being gone, comfort should remaine:
98but when you depart from mee, sorrow abides, and happines
99takes his leaue.
100Pedro You embrace your charge too willingly: I thincke
101this is your daughter.
104Leonato Signior Benedicke, no, for then were you a child.
107what you are, being a man, truely the Lady fathers her selfe:
108be happy Lady, for you are like an honourable father.
114dicke, no body markes you.
122loued of all Ladies, onelie you excepted: and I would I could
123finde in my heart that I had not a hard heart, for truely I loue
126beene troubled with a pernitious suter, I thanke God and my
127cold blood, I am of your humour for that, I had rather heare
128my dog barke at a crow, than a man sweare he loues me.
134a face as yours were.
135Bene. Well, you are a rare parrat teacher.
139so good a continuer, but keep your way a Gods name, I haue
141Beat. You alwayes end with a iades tricke, I knowe you of
144and signior Benedicke, my deere friend Leonato, hath inuited
147sweare he is no hypocrite, but praies from his heart.
150let mee bidde you welcome, my lord, being reconciled to the
151Prince your brother: I owe you all duetie.
153Iohn I thanke you, I am not of many wordes, but I thanke
156Pedro Your hand Leonato, we wil go together.
Exeunt. Manent Benedicke & Claudio.
160Bene. I noted her not, but I lookte on her,
169lie this commendation I can affoord her, that were shee other
171is, I do not like her.
173truelie how thou lik'st her.
174Bene. Would you buie her that you enquier after her?
178with a sad brow? or doe you play the flowting iacke, to tell vs
179Cupid is a good Hare-finder, and Vulcan a rare Carpenter:
183lookt on.
186exceedes her as much in beautie, as the first of Maie dooth the
188band, haue you?
190the contrarie, if Hero would be my wife.
194needes thrust thy necke into a yoke, weare the print of it, and
Enter don Pedro, Iohn the bastard.
199not to Leonatoes?
202Pedro I charge thee on thy allegeance.
204man, I woulde haue you thinke so (but on my allegiance,
205marke you this, on my allegiance) he is in loue, with who? now
207Hero Leonatoes short daughter.
214Pedro Amen, if you loue her, for the Lady is very well
219Bened. And by my two faiths and troths, my Lorde, I
220spoke mine.
221Clau. That I loue her, I feele.
is the opinion that fire can
225not melt out of me, I will die in it at the stake.
228spight of Beauty.
229Clau. And neuer could maintaine his part, but in the force
230of his wil.
233that I will haue a rechate winded in my forehead, or hang my
237which I may go the finer,) I will liue a bacheller.
241Lord, not with loue: proue that euer I loose more blood with
242loue then I will get againe with drinking, picke out mine eies
243with a Ballad-makers penne, and hang me vp at the doore of a
247prooue a notable argument.
249me, and he that hits me, let him be clapt on the shoulder, and
250calld Adam.
252beare the yoake.
254dicke beare it, plucke off the bulls hornes, and set them in my
262thou wilt quake for this shortly.
263Bened. I looke for an earthquake too then.
264Pedro Well, you will temporize with the howres, in the
265meane time, good signior Benedicke, repaire to Leonatoes,
267per, for indeede he hath made great preparation.
281Pedro My loue is thine to teach, teach it but how,
286Doost thou affect her Claudio?
287Claudio O my lord,
288When you went onward on this ended action,
289I lookt vpon her with a souldiers eie,
290That likt, but had a rougher taske in hand,
291Than to driue liking to the name of loue:
292But now I am returnde, and that warre-thoughts,
293Haue left their places vacant: in their roomes,
295All prompting mee how faire yong Hero is,
296Saying I likt her ere I went to warres.
298And tire the hearer with a booke of words,
300And I wil breake with hir, and with her father,
And thou shalt haue her: wast not to this end,
303That know loues griefe by his complexion!
306Pedro What need the bridge much broder then the flood?
309And I wil fit thee with the remedie,
310I know we shall haue reuelling to night,
312And tell faire Hero I am Claudio,
314And take her hearing prisoner with the force
315And strong incounter of my amorous tale:
316Then after, to her father will I breake,
Enter Leonato and an old man brother to Leonato
321he prouided this musique?
323strange newes that you yet dreampt not of.
324Leo. Are they good?
326uer: they shew well outward, the prince and Count Claudio
327walking in a thicke pleached alley in mine orchard, were thus
328much ouer-heard by a man of mine: the prince discouered to
329Claudio that he loued my niece your daughter, and meant to
330acknowledge it this night in a daunce, and if he found her ac-
332stantly breake with you of it.
334Leo Hath the fellow any wit that told you this?
336him your selfe.
338but I will acquaint my daughter withall, that she may bee the
339better prepared for an answer, if peraduenture this be true: go
340you and tel hir of it: coosins, you know what you haue to doe,
341O I crie you mercie friend, go you with me and I wil vse your
Enter sir Iohn the bastard, and Conrade his companion.
345Con. What the goodyeere my lord, why are you thus out of
354vnder Saturne) goest about to apply a morall medicine, to a
359claw no man in his humor.
362you may do it without controllment, you haue of late stoode
363out against your brother, and he hath tane you newly into his
365the faire weather that you make your self, it is needful that you
369grace, and it better fits my bloud to be disdain'd of all, then to
370fashion a cariage to rob loue from any: in this (thogh I cannot
374in my cage: if I had my mouth I would bite: if I had my liber-
375ty I would do my liking: in the mean time, let me be that I am,
376and seeke not to alter me.
380Who comes here? what newes Borachio?
Enter Borachio.
383brother is royally entertain'd by Leonato, and I can giue you
384intelligence of an intended mariage.
388Bor. Mary it is your bothers right hand.
390Bor. Euen he.
393Bor. Mary one Hero the daughter and heire of Leonato.
395Iohn A very forward March-chicke, how came you to
398musty roome, comes me the prince and Claudio, hand in
399hand in sad conference: I whipt me behind the arras, and there
400heard it agreed vpon, that the prince should wooe Hero for
403Iohn Come, come, let vs thither, this may proue food to my
408Conr. To the death my Lord.
411go proue whats to be done?
Enter Leonato, his brother, his wife, Hero his daughter, and
416Beatrice his neece, and a kinsman.
420him but I am heart-burn'd an hower after.
423the mid-way between him and Benedick, the one is too like an
425sonne, euermore tatling.
427Iohns mouth, and halfe Counte Iohns melancholy in Signior
428Benedickes face.
429Beatrice With a good legge and a good foote vnckle, and
431man in the world if a could get her good will.
441sing, I am at him vpon my knees euery morning and euening:
442Lord, I could not endure a husband with a beard on his face, I
443had rather lie in the woollen!
444Leonato You may light on a husband that hath no beard.
447parell and make him my waiting gentlewoman? he that hath a
449then a man: and he that is more then a youth, is not for me, and
452apes into hell.
453Leonato Well then, go you into hell.
454Beatrice No but to the gate, and there will the diuell meete
455me like an old cuckold with hornes on his head, and say, get
456you to heauen Beatrice, get you to heauen, heeres no place for
459liue we as mery as the day is long.
466as it please me.
470earth, would it not grieue a woman to be ouer-masterd with
471a peece of valiant dust? to make an account of her life to a clod
472of waiward marle? no vnckle, ile none: Adams sonnes are my
475Leonato Daughter, remember what I told you, if the prince
479not wooed in good time: if the prince be too important, tell
481swer, for here me Hero, wooing, wedding, and repenting, is
485chentry, and then comes Repentance, and with his bad legs
491Leonato The reuellers are entring brother, make good
Enter prince, Pedro, Claudio, and Benedicke, and Balthaser,
494or dumb Iohn.
495Pedro Lady will you walke about with your friend?
499Pedro With me in your company.
502Hero When I like your fauour, for God defend the lute
508Bene. Well, I would you did like me.
510ny ill qualities.
511Bene. Which is one?
513Bene. I loue you the better, the hearers may cry Amen.
514Marg. God match me with a good dauncer.
515Balth. Amen.
517daunce is done: answer Clarke.
521Antho. At a word I am not.
522Vrsula I knowe you by the wagling of your head.
523Antho. To tell you true, I counterfeit him.
525were the very man: heeres his drie hand vp and downe, you
526are he, you are he.
527Antho. At a word, I am not.
528Vrsula Come, come, do you thinke I do not know you by
529your excellent wit? can vertue hide it selfe? go to, mumme, you
530are he, graces will appeere, and theres an end.
534Beat. Nor will you not tell me who you are?
535Bened. Not now.
537out of the hundred mery tales: wel, this was signior Benedick
539Bened. Whats he?
541Bened. Not I, beleeue me.
542Beat. Did he neuer make you laugh?
543Bened. I pray you what is he?
546delight in him, and the commendation is not in his wit, but in
547his villanie, for he both pleases men and angers them, and then
548they laugh at him, and beate him: I am sure he is in the Fleete,
549I would he had boorded me.
551Bene. When I know the Gentleman, ile tell him what you
555to melancholy, and then theres a partrige wing saued, for the
558Bene. In euery good thing.
559Beat. Nay, if they leade to any ill, I will leaue them at the
560next turning.
Dance _exeunt
563drawne her father to breake with him about it: the Ladies fo-
564low her, and but one visor remaines.
568Clau. You know me well, I am he.
569Iohn Signior, you are very neere my brother in his loue, he
571is no equall for his birth, you may doe the parte of an honest
572man in it.
573Claudio How know you he loues her?
577Iohn Come let vs to the banquet.
exeunt: manet Clau.
579But heare these ill newes with the eares of Claudio:
582Saue in the office and affaires of loue:
583Therefore all hearts in loue vse their owne tongues.
584Let euery eie negotiate for it selfe,
585And trust no Agent: for Beauty is a witch,
587This is an accident of hourely proofe,
Enter Bene-
( dicke_
590Benedicke Count Claudio.
592Bene. Come, will you go with me?
593Claudio Whither?
595county: what fashion will you weare the garland of? about
596your necke, like an Vsurers chaine? or vnder your arme, like a
598hath got your Hero.
602ued you thus?
603Claudio I pray you leaue me.
607Benedicke Alas poore hurt foule, now will hee creepe into
609know mee: the princes foole! hah, it may be I goe vnder that
613giues me out: well, ile be reuenged as I may.
Enter the Prince, Hero, Leonato, Iohn and Borachio,
and Conrade.
618Benedicke Troth my lord, I haue played the part of Ladie
619Fame, I found him heere as melancholy as a Lodge in a War-
620ren, I tolde him, and I thinke I tolde him true, that your grace
621had got the goodwil of this yoong Lady, and I offred him my
622company to a willow tree, either to make him a garland, as be-
623ing forsaken, or to binde him vp a rod, as being worthie to bee
625Pedro To be whipt, whats his fault?
628panion, and he steales it.
632made, & the garland too, for the garland he might haue worn
643an oake but with one greene leafe on it, would haue answered
646Princes iester, that I was duller than a great thawe, huddleing
650breath were as terrible as her terminations, there were no liu-
652not marry her, though shee were indowed with al that Adam
655cules haue turnd spit, yea, and haue cleft his club to make the
656fire too: come, talke not of her, you shall find her the infernall
658coniure her, for certainely, while she is heere, a man may liue
661horrour, and perturbation followes her.
Enter Claudio and Beatrice.
669the length of Prester Iohns foot: fetch you a haire off the great
671than holde three words conference, with this harpy, you haue
672no imployment for me?
676dure my Ladie Tongue.
678or Benedicke.
679Beatrice Indeed my Lord, he lent it me awhile, and I gaue
681fore he wonne it of me, with false dice, therefore your grace
683Pedro You haue put him downe Lady, you haue put him
686should prooue the mother of fooles: I haue brought Counte
691Claudio Neither, my Lord.
693nor well: but ciuill Counte, ciuil as an orange, and something
694of that iealous complexion.
695Pedro Ifaith Lady, I think your blazon to be true, though
697haue wooed in thy name, and faire Hero is won, I haue broke
698with her father, and his good will obtained, name the day of
699marriage, and God giue thee ioy.
701Leonato Counte take of me my daughter, and with her my
703men to it.
704Beatrice Speake Counte, tis your Qu.
Herault of ioy, I were but
706little happy if I could say, how much? Lady, as you are mine,
707I am yours, I giue away my selfe for you, and doate vpon the
711Pedro Infaith lady you haue a merry heart.
712Beatr. Yea my lord I thanke it, poore foole it keepes on the
714her heart
716Beat. Good Lord for aliance: thus goes euery one to the
718heigh ho for a husband.
719Pedro Lady Beatrice, I will get you one.
720Beat. I would rather haue one of your fathers getting: hath
721your grace ne're a brother like you? your father got excellent
722husbands if a maide coulde come by them.
723Prince Will you haue me? lady.
725ing-daies, your grace is too costly to weare euery day: but I
727and no matter.
729becomes you, for out a question, you were borne in a merry
733giue you ioy.
736Beat I crie you mercy vncle, by your graces pardon.
exit Beatrice.
739Leon. Theres little of the melancholy element in her my
742vnhappines, and wakt her selfe with laughing.
744Pedro She cannot indure to heare tell of a husband.
747Prince She were an excellent wife for Benedick.
748Leonato O Lord, my lord, if they were but a weeke married,
749they would talke themselues madde.
750Prince Countie Claudio, when meane you to goe to
752Clau. To morow my lord, Time goes on crutches, til Loue
753haue all his rites.
756swer my mind.
758but I warrant thee Claudio, the time shall not go dully by vs, I
759wil in the interim, vndertake one of Hercules labors, which is,
760to bring Signior Benedick and the lady Beatrice into a moun-
761taine of affection, th'one with th'other, I would faine haue it a
762match, and I doubt not but to fashion it, if you three will but
767Claud. And I my Lord.
768Prince And you too gentle Hero?
770to a good husband.
773of approoued valour, and confirmde honesty, I will teach you
778pid is no longer an Archer, his glory shall bee ours, for we are
779the onely loue-gods, goe in with mee, and I will tell you my
Enter Iohn and Borachio.
783of Leonato.
cinable to me, I am sicke in displeasure to him, and whatsoeuer
787comes athwart his affection, ranges euenly with mine, how
791Iohn Shew me briefely how.
793I am in the fauour of Margaret, the waiting gentlewoman to
795Iohn I remember.
797her to looke out at her ladies chamber window.
798Iohn What life is in that to be the death of this mariage?
801the prince your brother, spare not to tell him, that he hath
802wronged his honor in marrying the renowned Claudio, whose
804such a one as Hero.
807to vndoe Hero, and kill Leonato, looke you for any other
811Bor. Go then, find me a meet houre, to draw don Pedro and
812the Counte Claudio alone, tell them that you know that Hero
813loues me, intend a kind of zeale both to the prince & Claudio
814(as in loue of your brothers honor who hath made this match)
815and his friends reputation, who is thus like to bee cosen'd with
820window, heare me call Margaret Hero, heare Marg. terme me
825rance, and al the preparation ouerthrowne.
829sand ducates.
Enter Benedicke alone.
835Bene. Boy.
836Boy Signior.
837Bene. In my chamber window lies a booke, bring it hither
838to me in the orchard.
841gaine. I do much wonder, that one man seeing how much an
842other man is a foole, when he dedicates his behauiours to loue,
845man is Claudio, I haue knowne when there was no musique
846with him but the drumme and the fife, and now had he rather
847heare the taber and the pipe: I haue knowne when he would
848haue walkt ten mile afoot, to see a good armour, and now wil
850he lie ten nights awake caruing the fashion of a new dublet: he
852man and a souldier) and now is he turnd ortography, his words
855thinke not: I wil not be sworne but loue may transforme me to
858faire, yet I am well, an other is wise, yet I am well: an other
859vertuous, yet I am wel: but till all graces be in one woman, one
862wise, or ile none, vertuous, or ile neuer cheapen her: faire, or ile
863neuer looke on her, mild, or come not neare me, noble, or not I
867monsieur Loue, I wil hide me in the arbor.
Enter prince, Leonato, Claudio, Musicke.
874Weele fit the kid-foxe with a penny worth.
Enter Balthaser with musicke.
881To put a strange face on his owne perfection,
882I pray thee sing, and let me wooe no more.
884Since many a wooer doth commence his sute,
885To her he thinkes not worthy, yet he wooes,
886Yet will he sweare he loues.
887Prince Nay pray thee come,
888Or if thou wilt hold longer argument,
889Do it in notes.
890Balth. Note this before my notes,
891Theres not a note of mine thats worth the noting.
893Note notes forsooth, and nothing.
896dies? well a horne for my mony when alls done.
The Song.
Sigh no more ladies, sigh no more,
900Men were deceiuers euer,902To one thing constant neuer,904And be you blith and bonnie,
905Conuerting all your soundes of woe,906Into hey nony nony.907Sing no more ditties, sing no moe,908Of dumps so dull and heauy,909The fraud of men was euer so,
917they would haue hangd him, and I pray God his bad voice
918bode no mischeefe, I had as liue haue heard the night-rauen,
919come what plague could haue come after it.
923haue it at the ladie Heroes chamber window.
Exit Balthasar.
926it you told mee of to day, that your niece Beatrice was in loue
927with signior Benedicke?
929that lady would haue loued any man.
932behauiors seemd euer to abhorre.
934Leo. By my troth my Lord, I cannot tell what to thinke of
936infinite of thought.
938Claud. Faith like enough.
939Leon. O God! counterfeit? there was neuer counterfeit of
945daughter tell you how.
946Claud. She did indeede.
947Prince How, how I pray you! you amaze me, I would haue
955Claud. He hath tane th'infection, hold it vp.
962that I loue him?
966tels vs all.
968iest your daughter told of vs.
970found Benedicke and Beatrice betweene the sheete.
971Claudio That.
976him I should.
979dicke, God giue me patience.
983very true.
987torment the poore Lady worse.
992Prince In euery thing but in louing Benedicke.
994so tender a body, we haue ten proofes to one, that bloud hath
996vncle, and her gardian.
999I pray you tell Benedicke of it, and heare what a will say.
1001Leonato Were it good thinke you?
1009all) hath a contemptible spirite.
1010Claudio He is a very proper man.
1011Prince He hath indeede a good outward happines.
1015Claudio And I take him to be valiant.
1019anlike feare.
1021if hee breake the peace, hee ought to enter into a quarrel with
1022feare and trembling.
1026dicke, and tell him of her loue?
1027Claudio Neuer tell him, my Lord, let her weare it out with
1028good counsell.
1030out first.
1031Prince Well, we will heare further of it by your daughter,
1032let it coole the while, I loue Benedicke wel, and I could wish
1034vnworthy so good a lady.
1035Leonato My lord, will you walke? dinner is ready.
1036Claudio If he do not doate on her vppon this, I will neuer
1037trust my expectation.
1040will be, when they holde one an opinion of an others dotage,
1045borne, they haue the trueth of this from Hero, they seeme to
1046pittie the Lady: it seemes her affections haue their full bent:
1051not seeme prowd, happy are they that heare their detractions,
1052and can put them to mending: they say the Lady is faire, tis a
1054not reprooue it, and wise, but for louing me, by my troth it is
1056no addition to her wit, nor no great argument of her follie, for
1057I will be horribly in loue with her, I may chaunce haue some
1058odde quirkes and remnants of witte broken on me, because I
1060tite alter? a man loues the meate in his youth, that he cannot in-
1062bullets of the brain awe a man from the carreere of his humor?
1064batcheller, I did not think I should liue til I were married, here
1067markes of loue in her.
Enter Beatrice.
1071Bene. Faire Beatrice, I thanke you for your paines.
1073take paines to thanke me, if it had bin painful I would not haue
1078fare you well.
1080dinner: theres a double meaning in that: I took no more paines
1081for those thanks thẽ you took pains to thank me, thats as much
1083not take pitty of her I am a villaine, if I do not loue her I am a
1084Iew, I will go get her picture,
Enter Hero and two Gentlewomen, Margaret, and Vrsley.
1088Hero Good Margaret runne thee to the parlour,
1090Proposing with the prince and Claudio,
1094And bid her steale into the pleached bowere
1096Forbid the sunne to enter: like fauourites,
1097Made proud by princes, that aduaunce their pride,
1100Beare thee well in it, and leaue vs alone.
1103As we do trace this alley vp and downe,
1104Our talke must onely be of Benedicke,
1105When I do name him let it be thy part,
1106To praise him more than euer man did merite,
1107My talke to thee must be how Benedicke,
1108Is sicke in loue with Beatrice: of this matter,
1109Is little Cupids crafty arrow made,
1110That onely wounds by heare-say: now begin,
1112For looke where Beatrice like a Lapwing runs
1113Close by the ground, to heare our conference.
Enter Beatrice.
1116And greedily deuoure the treacherous baite:
1117So angle we for Beatrice, who euen now,
1118Is couched in the wood-bine couerture,
1119Feare you not my part of the dialogue.
1123I know her spirits are as coy and wild,
1124As haggerds of the rocke.
1126That Benedicke loues Beatrice so intirely?
1128Vrsula And did they bid you tel her of it, madame?
1129Hero They did intreate me to acquaint her of it,
1130But I perswaded them, if they lou'de Benedicke,
1132And neuer to let Beatrice know of it.
1134Deserue as full as fortunate a bed,
1135As euer Beatrice shall couch vpon?
1137As much as may be yeelded to a man:
1138But nature neuer framde a womans hart,
1139Of prowder stuffe then that of Beatrice:
1144Nor take no shape nor proiect of affection,
1147And therefore certainely it were not good,
1150How wise, how noble, yong, how rarely featured.
1153If blacke, why Nature drawing of an antique,
1154Made a foule blot: if tall, a launce ill headed:
1155If low, an agot very vildly cut:
1156If speaking, why a vane blowne with all winds:
1157If silent, why a blocke moued with none:
1159And neuer giues to Truth and Vertue, that
1163As Beatrice is, cannot be commendable,
1165She would mocke me into ayre, O she would laugh me
1167Therefore let Benedicke like couerd fire,
1169It were a better death, then die with mockes,
1170Which is as bad as die with tickling.
1172Hero No rather I will go to Benedicke,
1176How much an ill word may impoison liking.
1178She cannot be so much without true iudgement,
1181So rare a gentleman as signior Benedicke.
1182Hero He is the onely man of Italy,
1183Alwaies excepted my deare Claudio
1184Vrsula I pray you be not angry with me, madame,
1185Speaking my fancy: signior Benedicke,
1186For shape, for bearing argument and valour,
1187Goes formost in report through Italy.
1188Hero Indeed he hath an excellent good name.
1189Vrsula His excellence did earne it, ere he had it:
1190When are you married madame?
1191Hero Why euery day to morrow, come go in,
1194Vrsula Shees limed I warrant you,
1195We haue caught her madame.
1197Some Cupid kills with arrowes some with traps.
1198Beat. What fire is in mine eares? can this be true?
1200Contempt, farewel, and maiden pride, adew,
1201No glory liues behind the backe of such.
1202And Benedicke, loue on I will requite thee,
1203Taming my wild heart to thy louing hand:
1205To bind our loues vp in a holy band.
1207Beleeue it better then reportingly.
Enter Prince, Claudio, Benedicke, and Leonato.
1210then go I toward Arragon.
1214of your marriage, as to shew a child his new coate and forbid
1215him to weare it, I wil only be bold with Benedick for his com-
1216pany, for from the crowne of his head, to the sole of his foot,
1217he is al mirth, he hath twice or thrice cut Cupides bow-string,
1218and the little hang-man dare not shoot at him, he hath a heart
1219as sound as a bell, and his tongue is the clapper, for what his
1220heart thinkes, his tongue speakes.
1222Bene. Gallants, I am not as I haue bin.
1224Clau. I hope he be in loue.
1225Prince Hang him truant, theres no true drop of bloud in
1228Bene. I haue the tooth-ach.
1229Prince Draw it.
1230Bene. Hang it.
1233Leon. Where is but a humour or a worme.
1235has it.
1239man to day, a French-man to morrow, or in the shape of two
countries at once, as a Germaine from the waste downward,
all slops, and a Spaniard from the hip vpward, no dublet: vn-
1241he is no foole for fancy, as you would haue it appeare he
1245that bode?
1248and the olde ornament of his cheeke hath already stufft tennis
1251a beard.
1253out by that?
1259they say of him.
1263clude, he is in loue.
1264Claud. Nay but I know who loues him.
1265Prince That would I know too, I warrant one that knows
1266him not.
1268for him.
1274Prince For my life to breake with him about Beatrice.
1276their parts with Beatrice, and then the two beares will not
1277bite one another when they meete.
Enter Iohn the Bastard.
1280Prince Good den brother.
1282Prince In priuate?
1284what I would speake of, concernes him.
1285Prince Whats the matter?
1288Prince You know he does.
1289Bast. I know not that when he knowes what I know.
1293after, and ayme better at me by that I now will manifest, for
1297Prince Why whats the matter?
1301Clau. Who Hero?
1307fit her to it: wonder not till further warrant: go but with me
1309night before her wedding day, if you loue her, then to morow
1310wed her: But it would better fitte your honour to change your
1313Prince I wil not thinke it.
1315you knowe: if you will follow mee, I will shew you enough,
1319ry her to morrow in the congregation, where I should wed,
1320there will I shame her.
1321Prince And as I wooed for thee to obtaine her, I wil ioyne
1322with thee, to disgrace her.
1325it selfe.
1326Prince O day vntowardly turned!
Enter Dogbery and his compartner with the Watch.
1331Dog. Are you good men and true?
1333uation body and soule.
1336Princes watch.
1340to be Constable?
1342can write and reade.
1344you with a good name: to be a welfauoured man, is the gift of
1345Fortune, but to write and reade, comes by nature.
1350of it, and for your writing and reading, let that appeere when
1351there is no neede of such vanity, you are thought heere to be
1353therefore beare you the lanthorne: this is your charge, You
1354shall comprehend all vagrom men, you are to bidde any man
1355stand, in the Princes name.
1358Dogbery Why then take no note of him, but let him goe,
1360god you are ridde of a knaue.
1362the Princes subiects.
1363Dogbery True, and they are to meddle with none but the
1365for, for the watch to babble and to talke, is most tollerable, and
1366not to be indured.
1368longs to a watch.
1371ly haue a care that your billes bee not stolne: well, you are to
1374Watch How if they will not?
1377the men you tooke them for.
1380vertue of your office, to be no true man: and for such kind of
1382is for your honesty.
1384on him?
1385Dogbery Truely by your office you may, but I thinke they
1386that touch pitch will be defilde: the most peaceable way for
1388he is, and steale out of your companie.
1389Verges You haue beene alwayes called a mercifull manne,
1390Dog. Truely I would not hang a dogge by my will, much
1391more a man who hath anie honestie in him.
1396Dog. Why then depart in peace, and let the child wake her
1397with crying, for the ewe that will not heare her lamb when it
1398baes, will neuer answer a calfe when he bleates.
1400Verges Tis very true.
1403night, you may stay him.
1404Verges Nay birlady that I thinke a cannot.
1407willing, for indeed the watch ought to offend no man, and it is
1412matter of weight chaunces, cal vp me, keepe your fellowes
1416here vppon the church bench till twoo, and then all to
1419about signior Leonatoes doore, for the wedding being there to
1420morrow, there is a great coyle to night, adiew, be vigitant I be-
1421seech you.
Enter Borachio and Conrade.
1423Bor. What Conrade?
1426Con. Here man, I am at thy elbow.
1427Bor. Mas and my elbow itcht, I thought there would a
1428scabbe follow.
1430with thy tale.
1436sand ducates.
1440ones, poore ones may make what price they will.
1442Con. I wonder at it.
1444that the fashion of a dublet, or a hat, or a cloake, is nothing to a
1446Con. Yes it is apparell.
1450thou not what a deformed theefe this fashion is?
1451Watch I know that deformed, a has bin a vile theefe, this
1452vij. yeere, a goes vp and downe like a gentle man: I remember
1453his name.
1457on is, how giddily a turnes about all the Hot-blouds, between
1465apparrell then the man, but art not thou thy selfe giddy with
1467me of the fashion?
1469Margaret the Lady Heroes gentle-woman, by the name of
1474off in the orchard this amiable incounter.
1476Conr. And thought they Margaret was Hero?
1480deceiue them, but chiefely, by my villany, which did confirme
1483ning at the Temple, and there, before the whole congregation
1485gaine without a husband.
1489here recouerd the most dangerous peece of lechery, that euer
1490was knowne in the common wealth.
1491Watch 1 And one Deformed is one of them, I know him, a
1492weares a locke.
1494Watch 2 Youle be made bring deformed forth I warrant
1497to go with vs.
1499ken vp of these mens billes.
1501obey you.
Enter Hero, and Margaret, and Vrsula.
1504to rise.
1505Vrsula I wil lady.
1506Hero And bid her come hither.
1507Vrsula Well.
1508Marg. Troth I thinke your other rebato were better.
1509Hero No pray thee good Meg, ile weare this.
1513none but this.
1514Mar I like the new tire within excelently, if the haire were a
1523shion, yours is worth ten on't.
1525ing heauy.
1530age honourable in a beggar? is not your Lord honourable
1533king, ile offend no body, is there any harm in the heauier, for a
1534husband? none I thinke, and it be the right husband, and the
1535right wife, otherwise tis light and not heauy, aske my lady Beatrice
1537els, here she comes.
Enter Beatrice.
1539Hero Good morrow coze.
1542Beat. I am out of all other tune, me thinkes.
1543Mar Clap's into Light a loue, (that goes without a burden,)
1544do you sing it, and ile daunce it.
1545Beat. Ye Light aloue with your heels, then if your husband
1551dy, by my troth I am exceeding ill, hey ho.
1553Beat. For the letter that begins them al, H.
1554Mar. Wel, and you be not turnde Turke, theres no more
1556Beat. What meanes the foole trow?
1560lent perfume.
1564Beat. O God help me, God help me, how long haue you
1569cap, by my troth I am sicke.
1571and lay it to your heart, it is the onely thing for a qualme.
1575Mar. Morall? no by my troth I haue no morall meaning,
1577think you are in loue, nay birlady I am not such a foole to think
1579not think, if I would thinke my heart out of thinking, that you
1580are in loue, or that you will be in loue, or that you can be in
1581loue: yet Benedicke was such another, and now is he become a
1583of his heart he eates his meate without grudging, and how you
1585may be conuerted I know not, but me thinkes you looke with
1586your eies as other women do.
1587Beat. What pace is this that thy tongue keepes?
1591Benedicke, Don Iohn, and all the gallants of the towne are
1592come to fetch you to church.
Enter Leonato, and the Constable, and the Headborough.
1599you, that decernes you nearely.
1604Leonato What is it my good friends?
1608his browes.
1610that is an old man, and no honester then I.
1612Leonato Neighbors, you are tedious.
1614poore Dukes officers, but truly for mine owne part, if I were as
1615tedious as a King I could find in my heart to bestow it all of
1616your worship.
1619for I heare as good exclamation on your worshippe as of any
1620man in the citie, and though I be but a poore man, I am glad to
1621heare it.
1628say, when the age is in, the wit is out, God help vs, it is a world
1635Const. Do. Gifts that God giues.
1639this morning examined before your worship.
1641I am now in great haste, as it may appeare vnto you.
1645ter to her husband.
1646Leon. Ile wait vpon them, I am ready.
1647Dogb. Go good partner, goe get you to Francis Sea-cole,
1648bid him bring his penne and inckehorne to the Gaole: we are
1649now to examination these men.
1653ned writer to set downe our excommunication, and meet me
1654at the Iaile.
Enter Prince, Bastard, Leonato, Frier, Claudio, Bene-
1657dicke, Hero, and Beatrice
1658Leonato Come Frier Francis, be briefe, onely to the plaine
1660ties afterwards.
1661Fran. You come hither, my lord, to marry this lady.
1662Claudio No.
1663Leo To bee married to her: Frier, you come to marry her.
1665Frier Lady, you come hither to be married to this counte.
1667Hero I do.
1668Frier If either of you know any inward impediment why
1670vtter it.
1671Claudio Know you any, Hero?
1672Hero None my lord.
1673Frier Know you any, Counte?
1675Clau. O what men dare do! what men may do! what men
1676daily do, not knowing what they do!
1678laughing, as, ah, ha, he.
1679Claudio Stand thee by Frier, father by your leaue,
1681Giue me this maide your daughter?
1684May counterpoise this rich and pretious gift?
1686Claudio Sweete Prince, you learne me noble thankfulnes:
1687There Leonato, take her backe againe,
1688Giue not this rotten orenge to your friend,
1691O what authoritie and shew of truth
1693Comes not that blood, as modest euidence,
1697She knowes the heate of a luxurious bed:
1699Leonato What do you meane, my lord?
1700Claudio Not to be married,
1701Not to knit my soule to an approoued wanton.
1702Leonato Deere my lord, if you in your owne proofe,
1704And made defeate of her virginitie.
1709I neuer tempted her with word too large,
1714You seeme to me as Diane in her Orbe,
1715As chaste as is the budde ere it be blowne:
1716But you are more intemperate in your blood,
1717Than Venus, or those pampred animalls,
1723To lincke my deare friend to a common stale.
1726Bened. This lookes not like a nuptiall.
1727Hero True, O God!
1729Is this the prince? is this the princes brother?
1730Is this face Heroes? are our eies our owne?
1733And by that fatherly and kindly power,
1734That you haue in her, bid her answer truly.
1737What kind of catechising call you this?
1739Hero Is it not Hero, who can blot that name
1740With any iust reproch?
1741Claud. Mary that can Hero,
1742Hero it selfe can blot out Heroes vertue.
1743What man was he talkt with you yesternight,
1744Out at your window betwixt twelue and one?
1745Now if you are a maide, answer to this.
1746Hero I talkt with no man at that hower my lord.
1747Prince Why then are you no maiden. Leonato,
1749My selfe, my brother, and this grieued Counte
1751Talke with a ruffian at her chamber window,
1752Who hath indeede most like a liberall villaine,
1753Confest the vile encounters they haue had
1755Iohn Fie, fie, they are not to be named my lord,
1756Not to be spoke of,
1757There is not chastitie enough in language,
1758Without offence to vtter them: thus pretty lady,
1761If halfe thy outward graces had bin placed,
1762About thy thoughts and counsailes of thy heart?
1764Thou pure impietie, and impious puritie,
1765For thee ile locke vp all the gates of Loue,
1766And on my eie-liddes shall Coniecture hang,
1767To turne all beautie into thoughts of harme,
1768And neuer shall it more be gracious.
1769Leonato Hath no mans dagger here a point for me.
1772Smother her spirits vp.
1773Benedicke How doth the Lady?
1774Beatrice Dead I thinke, help vncle,
1775Hero, why Hero, vncle, signior Benedicke, Frier.
1776Leonato O Fate! take not away thy heauy hand,
1778That may be wisht for.
1780Frier Haue comfort lady.
1783Leonato Wherfore? why doth not euery earthly thing,
1785The story that is printed in her bloud?
1786Do not liue Hero, do not ope thine eies:
1787For did I thinke thou wouldst not quickly die,
1789My selfe would on the rereward of reproches
1790Strike at thy life. Grieued I I had but one?
1791Chid I for that at frugall Natures frame?
1792O one too much by thee: why had I one?
1793Why euer wast thou louely in my eies?
1794Why had I not with charitable hand,
1796Who smirched thus, and mired with infamy,
1797I might haue said, no part of it is mine,
1799But mine and mine I loued, and mine I praisde,
1800And mine that I was prowd on mine so much,
1803Into a pit of incke, that the wide sea
1804Hath drops too few to wash her cleane againe,
1806To her foule tainted flesh.
1808der, I know not what to say.
1812I haue this tweluemonth bin her bedfellow.
1814Which was before bard vp with ribs of yron,
1815Would the two princes lie, and Claudio lie,
1817Washt it with teares! hence from her, let her die.
1819giuen way vnto this course of fortune, by noting of the lady, I
1820haue markt,
1824And in her eie there hath appeard a fire,
1825To burne the errors that these princes hold
1826Against her maiden truth: call me a foole,
1828Which with experimental seale doth warrant
1829The tenure of my booke: trust not my age,
1830My reuerence, calling, nor diuinitie,
1832Vnder some biting errour.
1833Leonato Frier, it cannot be,
1835Is, that she will not adde to her damnation,
1841If I know more of any man aliue
1842Then that which maiden modesty doth warrant,
1843Let all my sinnes lacke mercie, O my father,
1844Proue you that any man with me conuerst,
1845At houres vnmeete, or that I yesternight
1846Maintaind the change of words with any creature,
1847Refuse me, hate me, torture me to death.
1849Bene. Two of them haue the very bent of honour,
1856Time hath not yet so dried this bloud of mine,
1857Nor age so eate vp my inuention,
1858Nor Fortune made such hauocke of my meanes,
1859Nor my bad life reft me so much of friends,
1861Both strength of limbe, and policy of mind,
1862Ability in meanes, and choise of friends,
1863To quit me of them throughly.
1867Let her awhile be secretly kept in,
1869Maintaine a mourning ostentation,
1870And on your families old monument,
1871Hang mourneful epitaphes, and do all rites,
1872That appertaine vnto a buriall.
1877But on this trauaile looke for greater birth:
1880Shal be lamented, pittied, and excusde
1881Of euery hearer: for it so falls out,
1882That what we haue, we prize not to the worth,
1883Whiles we enioy it, but being lackt and lost,
1884Why then we racke the valew, then we find
1886Whiles it was ours, so will it fare with Claudio:
1889Into his study of imagination,
1890And euery louely Organ of her life,
1891Shall come apparelld in more precious habite,
1892More moouing delicate, and full of life,
1895If euer loue had interest in his liuer,
1897No, though he thought his accusation true:
1900Then I can lay it downe in likelihood.
1901But if all ayme but this be leuelld false,
1903Will quench the wonder of her infamie.
1904And if it sort not wel, you may conceale her,
1905As best befits her wounded reputation,
1907Out of all eies, tongues, minds, and iniuries.
1910Is very much vnto the prince and Claudio,
1911Yet, by mine honor, I will deale in this,
1913Should with your body.
1914Leon. Being that I flow in griefe,
1918Come lady, die to liue, this wedding day
1919Perhaps is but prolong'd, haue patience and endure.
1920Bene. Lady Beatrice, haue you wept al this while?
1921Beat. Yea, and I will weep a while longer.
1926would right her!
1929Bene. May a man do it?
1930Beat. It is a mans office, but not yours.
1932is not that strange?
1940him eate it that sayes I loue not you.
1941Beat. Will you not eate your word?
1943loue thee.
1944Beat. Why then God forgiue me.
1947to protest I loued you.
1948Bened. And do it with all thy heart.
1950to protest.
1951Bened. Come bid me doe any thing for thee.
1952Beat. Kill Claudio.
1953Bened. Ha, not for the wide world.
1954Beat. You kill me to deny it, farewell.
1956Beat. I am gone, though I am here, there is no loue in you,
1957nay I pray you let me go.
1958Bened. Beatrice.
1959Beat. In faith I will go.
1962mine enemy.
1963Bened. Is Claudio thine enemy?
1964Beat. Is a not approoued in the height a villaine, that hath
1966were a man! what, beare her in hand, vntill they come to take
1968vnmittigated rancour? O God that I were a man! I woulde
1969eate his heart in the market place.
1970Bened. Heare me Beatrice.
1973Bened. Nay but Beatrice.
1976Bened. Beat?
1979that I were a man for his sake! or that I had any friend woulde
1981valour into complement, and men are only turnd into tongue,
1982and trim ones too: he is now as valiant as Hercules, that only
1984fore I will die a woman with grieuing.
1986Bened. Tarry good Beatrice, by this hand I loue thee.
1988by it.
1990wrongd Hero?
1992Bened. Enough, I am engagde, I will challenge him, I will
1994render me a deere account: as you heare of me, so think of me:
Enter the Constables, Borachio, and the Towne clearke
1998in gownes.
2001Sexton Which be the malefactors?
2002Andrew Mary that am I, and my partner.
2007Kemp Yea mary, let them come before mee, what is your
2008name, friend?
2009Bor. Borachio.
2013do you serue God?
Both Yea sir we hope.
Kem. Write downe, that they hope they serue God: and
write God first, for God defend but God shoulde goe before
such villaines: maisters, it is prooued alreadie that you are little
2019go about with him: come you hither sirra, a word in your eare
2024haue you writ downe, that they are none?
2032ther was a villaine.
2033Kemp Write downe, prince Iohn a villaine: why this is flat
2034periurie, to call a Princes brother villaine.
2036Kemp Pray thee fellowe peace, I doe not like thy looke I
2037promise thee.
2040don Iohn, for accusing the Ladie Hero wrongfully.
2042Kemp Flat burglarie as euer was committed.
2045Watch 1 And that Counte Claudio did meane vppon his
2047marrie her.
2049redemption for this.
2056be bound, and brought to Leonatoes, I will goe before and
2057shew him their examination.
2058Constable Come, let them be opiniond.
2059Couley Let them be in the hands of Coxcombe.
2060Kemp Gods my life, wheres the Sexton? let him write down
2061the Princes officer Coxcombe: come, bind them, thou naugh-
2062ty varlet.
2068villaine, thou art full of pietie as shal be prou'de vpon thee by
2069good witnes, I am a wise fellow, and which is more, an officer,
2072the Law, goe to, and a rich fellow enough, go to, and a fellow
2074thing hansome about him: bring him away: O that I had bin
Enter Leonato and his brother.
2085Nor let no comforter delight mine eare,
2087Bring me a father that so lou'd his child,
2088Whose ioy of her is ouer-whelmd like mine,
2089And bid him speake of patience,
2090Measure his woe the length and bredth of mine,
2093In euery lineament, branch, shape, and forme:
2096Patch griefe with prouerbes, make misfortune drunke,
2097With candle-wasters: bring him yet to me,
2098And I of him will gather patience:
2099But there is no such man, for brother, men
2103Would giue preceptiall medcine to rage,
2105Charme ach with ayre, and agony with words,
2106No, no, tis all mens office, to speake patience
2108But no mans vertue nor sufficiencie
2111My griefes crie lowder then aduertisement.
2112Brother Therein do men from children nothing differ.
2114For there was neuer yet Philosopher,
2115That could endure the tooth-ake patiently,
2116How euer they haue writ the stile of gods,
2121My soule doth tell me, Hero is belied,
2123And all of them that thus dishonour her.
Enter Prince and Claudio.
2126Prince Good den, good den.
2127Claudio Good day to both of you.
2128Leonato Heare you my Lords?
2132Prince Nay do not quarrel with vs, good old man.
2134Some of vs would lie low.
2135Claudio Who wrongs him?
2137Nay, neuer lay thy hand vpon thy sword,
2138I feare thee not.
2141Infaith my hand meant nothing to my sword.
2143I speake not like a dotard, nor a foole,
2144As vnder priuiledge of age to bragge,
2145What I haue done being yong, or what would doe,
2146Were I not old, know Claudio to thy head,
2148That I am forst to lay my reuerence by,
2149And with grey haires and bruise of many daies,
2150Do challenge thee to triall of a man,
2152Thy slander hath gone through and through her heart,
2155Saue this of hers, framde by thy villanie.
2156Claudio My villany?
2159Leonato My Lord, my Lord,
2160Ile prooue it on his body if he dare,
2162His Maie of youth, and bloome of lustihood.
2163Claudio Away, I will not haue to doe with you.
2167But thats no matter, let him kill one first:
2168Win me and weare me, let him answer me,
2169Come follow me boy, come sir boy, come follow me
2170Sir boy, ile whip you from your foyning fence,
2171Nay, as I am a gentleman I, will.
2172Leonato Brother.
2175That dare as well answer a man indeed.
2176As I dare take a serpent by the tongue,
2177Boyes, apes, braggarts, Iackes, milke-sops.
2178Leonato Brother Anthony.
2179Brother Hold you content, what man! I know them, yea
2181Scambling out-facing, fashion-monging boies,
2182That lie, and cogge, and flout, depraue, and slaunder,
2184And speake of halfe a dozen dang'rous words,
2185How they might hurt their enemies, if they durst,
2186And this is all.
2187Leonato But brother Anthonie.
2188Brother Come tis no matter,
2189Do not you meddle, let me deale in this.
2190Prince Gentlemen both, we will not wake your patience,
2191My heart is sory for your daughters death:
2192But on my honour she was chargde with nothing
2193But what was true, and very full of proofe.
2194Leonato My Lord, my Lord.
2195Prince I will not heare you.
2202Bened. Good day my Lord:
2204most a fray.
2206with two old men without teeth.
2208fought, I doubt we should haue beene too yong for them.
2211seeke you both.
2213are high proofe melancholie, and would faine haue it beaten
2214away, wilt thou vse thy wit?
2219draw to pleasure vs.
2221sicke, or angry?
2222Claud. What, courage man: what though care kild a catte,
2223thou hast mettle enough in thee to kill care.
2229Prince By this light, he chaunges more and more, I thinke
2230he be angry indeed.
2231Claud. If he be, he knowes how to turne his girdle.
2235howe you dare, with what you dare, and when you dare: doe
2238heare from you.
2242Claud. I faith I thanke him he hath bid me to a calues head
2244kniffe's naught, shall I not find a woodcocke too?
2254ning, theres a double tongue theirs two tongues, thus did shee
2260red not.
2262not hate him deadly, she would loue him dearely, the old mans
2263daughter told vs all.
2265hid in the garden.
2268Clau. Yea and text vnder-neath, here dwells Benedick the
2269married man.
2270Bened. Fare you wel, boy, you know my minde, I wil leaue
2272gards do their blades, which God be thanked hurt not: my
2275you haue among you, kild a sweet and innocent lady: for
2276my Lord Lacke-beard, there hee and I shal meet, and till then
2277peace be with him.
2281the loue of Beatrice.
2282Prince And hath challengde thee.
2284Prince What a pretty thing man is, when he goes in his
2285dublet and hose, and leaues off his wit!
Enter Constables, Conrade, and Borachio.
2287Claudio He is then a Giant to an Ape, but then is an Ape a
2288Doctor to such a man.
2292nere weigh more reasons in her ballance, nay, and you be a
2295chio one.
2296Claudio Hearken after their offence my Lord.
2301refied vniust thinges, and to conclude, they are lying knaues.
2305mitted, and to conclude, what you lay to their charge.
2308my troth theres one meaning wel suted.
2311to be vnderstood, whats your offence?
2313do you heare me, and let this Counte kill me: I haue deceiued
2321hir: my villany they haue vpon record, which I had rather seale
2322with my death, then repeate ouer to my shame: the lady is dead
2324sire nothing but the reward of a villaine.
2332And fled he is vpon this villanie.
2333Clau. Sweet Hero, now thy image doth appeare
2335Const. Come, bring away the plaintiffes, by this time our
2340sexton too.
Enter Leonato, his brother, and the Sexton.
2343That when I note another man like him,
2344I may auoide him: which of these is he?
2345Bor. If you would know your wronger, looke on me.
2347Mine innocent child?
2348Bor. Yea, euen I alone.
2350Here stand a paire of honourable men,
2351A third is fled that had a hand in it:
2352I thanke you Princes for my daughters death,
2353Record it with your high and worthy deeds,
2354Twas brauely done, if you bethinke you of it.
2355Clau. I know not how to pray your pacience,
2357Impose me to what penance your inuention
2359But in mistaking.
2362I would bend vnder any heauy waight,
2363That heele enioyne me to.
2364Leonato I cannot bid you bid my daughter liue,
2367How innocent she died, and if your loue
2368Can labour aught in sad inuention,
2369Hang her an epitaph vpon her toomb,
2371To morrow morning come you to my house,
2373Be yet my nephew: my brother hath a daughter,
2374Almost the copie of my child thats dead,
2375And she alone is heyre to both of vs,
2377And so dies my reuenge.
2381For henceforth of poore Claudio.
2382Leonato To morrow then I wil expect your comming,
2383To night I take my leaue, this naughty man
2384Shal face to face be brought to Margaret,
2385Who I beleeue was packt in al this wrong,
2386Hyred to it by your brother.
Nor knew not what she did when she spoke to me,
2389But alwayes hath bin iust and vertuous,
2390In any thing that I do know by her.
2394the watch heard them talke of one Deformed, they say he
2395weares a key in his eare and a locke hanging by it, and borows
2397paied, that now men grow hard hearted and wil lend nothing
2398for Gods sake: praie you examine him vpon that point.
2402uerent youth, and I praise God for you.
2403Leon. Theres for thy paines.
2410God restore you to health, I humblie giue you leaue to depart
2411and if a merie meeting may be wisht, God prohibite it: come
2414Leon. Vntill to morrow morning, Lords, farewell.
2416Brot. Farewell my lords, we looke for you to morrow.
2418Prince We will not faile.
2419Claud. To night ile mourne with Hero.
2421garet, how her acquaintance grew with this lewd felow.
Enter Benedicke and Margaret.
2425my hands, by helping me to the speech of Beatrice.
2433keep below staires.
2434Bene. Thy wit is as quicke as the grey-hounds mouth, it
2436Mar. And your's, as blunt as the Fencers foiles, which hit,
2437but hurt not.
2444pikes with a vice, and they are daungerous weapons for
2446Mar. Well, I will call Beatrice to you, who I thinke hath
Exit Margarite.
2449aboue, and knowes mee, and knowes me, how pittifull I de-
2455in loue: mary I cannot shew it in rime, I haue tried, I can finde
2456out no rime to Ladie but babie, an innocent rime: for scorne,
2459nous endings, no, I was not borne vnder a riming plannet,
2462thou come when I cald thee?
Enter Beatrice.
2467let me goe with that I came, which is, with knowing what
2468hath past betweene you and Claudio.
2471Beat. Foule words is but foule wind, and foule wind is but
2472foule breath, and foule breath is noisome, therfore I wil depart
2482mingle with them: but for which of my good parts did you first
2483suffer loue for me?
2485for I loue thee against my will.
2488uer loue that which my friend hates.
2494of good neighbours, if a man do not erect in this age his owne
2495toomb ere he dies, he shall liue no longer in monument, then
2496the bell rings, and the widow weepes.
2498Beat. And how long is that thinke you?
2501worme (his conscience) find no impediment to the contrary, to
2504worthie, and now tell me, how doth your cosin?
2506Beat. Verie ill.
2507Bene. And how do you?
2508Beat. Verie ill too.
2510Bene. Serue God, loue me, and mend, there wil I leaue you
2511too, for here comes one in haste.
Enter Vrsula.
2515is the author of all, who is fled and gone: will you come pre-
2518Bene. I will liue in thy heart, die in thy lap, and be buried in
2519thy eies: and moreouer, I wil go with thee to thy vncles.
Enter Claudio, Prince, and three or foure with tapers.
2522Claudio Is this the monument of Leonato?
Done to death by slauderous tongues,
_ Song Pardon goddesse of the night,
2545The wolues haue preied, and looke, the gentle day
2546Before the wheeles of Phœbus, round about
2548Thanks to you al, and leaue vs, fare you well.
2550Prince Come let vs hence, and put on other weedes,
2551And then to Leonatoes we will goe.
2553Then this for whom we rendred vp this woe.
Enter Leonato, Benedick, Margaret Vrsula, old man, Frier, Hero.
2557Vpon the errour that you heard debated:
2558But Margaret was in some fault for this,
2559Although against her will as it appeares,
2563To call young Claudio to a reckoning for it.
2564Leo. Well daughter, and you gentlewomen all,
2565Withdraw into a chamber by your selues,
2566And when I send for you come hither masked:
2567The Prince and Claudio promisde by this howre
2568To visite me, you know your office brother,
2569You must be father to your brothers daughter,
2570And giue her to young Claudio.
Exeunt Ladies.
2571Old Which I will doe with confirmd countenance.
2573Frier To doe what Signior?
2574Bened. To bind me, or vndo me, one of them:
2575Signior Leonato, truth it is good Signior,
2576Your niece regards me with an eye of fauour.
2578Bened. And I do with an eye of loue requite her.
2580From Claudio and the Prince, but whats your will?
2582But for my wil, my will is, your good will
2583May stand with ours, this day to be conioynd,
2584In the state of honorable marriage,
2586Leo. My heart is with your liking.
2587Frier And my helpe.
Heere comes the Prince and Claudio.
Enter Prince, and Claudio, and two or three other.
2590Leo. Good morrow Prince, good morrow Claudio:
2591We heere attend you, are you yet determined,
2592To day to marry with my brothers daughter?
2594Leo Call her foorth brother, heres the Frier ready.
2595P. Good morrow Bened. why whats the matter?
2596That you haue such a Februarie face,
2599Tush feare not man, weele tip thy hornes with gold,
2600And all Europa shall reioyce at thee,
2601As once Europa did at lustie Ioue,
2602When he would play the noble beast in loue.
2605And got a calfe in that same noble feate,
2606Much like to you, for you haue iust his bleate.
Enter brother, Hero, Beatrice, Margaret, Vrsula.
2608Clau. For this I owe you: here comes other recknings.
2613Before this Frier, and sweare to marry hir.
2614Claud. Giue me your hand before this holy Frier,
2615I am your husband if you like of me.
2616Hero And when I liu'd I was your other wife,
2617And when you loued, you were my other husband.
2618Claud. Another Hero.
2619Hero Nothing certainer.
2620One Hero died defilde, but I do liue,
2621And surely as I liue, I am a maide.
2622Prince The former Hero, Hero that is dead.
2624Frier All this amazement can I qualifie,
2625When after that the holy rites are ended,
2626Ile tell you largely of faire Heroes death,
2627Meane time let wonder seeme familiar,
2628And to the chappell let vs presently.
2629Ben. Soft and faire Frier, which is Beatrice?
2631Bene. Do not you loue me?
2633Bene. Why then your vncle, and the prince, and Claudio,
2634Haue beene deceiued, they swore you did.
2635Beat. Do not you loue me?
2638Are much deceiu'd, for they did sweare you did.
2642Beat. No truly, but in friendly recompence.
2645For heres a paper written in his hand,
2646A halting sonnet of his owne pure braine,
2647Fashioned to Beatrice.
2648Hero And heres another,
2650Containing her affection vnto Benedicke.
2652come, I will haue thee, but by this light I take thee for pittie.
2654Beat. I would not denie you, but by this good day, I yeeld
2656told, you were in a consumption.
2659Bene. Ile tel thee what prince: a colledge of witte-crackers
2660cannot flout me out of my humour, dost thou think I care for
2661a Satyre or an Epigramme? no, if a man will be beaten with
2666and this is my conclusion: for thy part Claudio, I did thinke
2667to haue beaten thee, but in that thou art like to be my kinsman,
2671that I might haue cudgelld thee out of thy single life, to make
2672thee a double dealer, which out of question thou wilt be, if my
2673coosin do not looke exceeding narrowly to thee.
2674Bene. Come, come, we are friends, lets haue a dance ere we
2675are maried, that we may lighten our own hearts, and our wiues
2677Leon. Weele haue dancing afterward.
2680more reuerent then one tipt with horne.
Enter Messenger.
2681Mess. My Lord, your brother Iohn is tane in flight,


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The National Seniors Organisation (NSO) says there needs to be better regulation of the fees that retirement villages can charge, once a resident moves out, or even dies.
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NSO Queensland policy chairwoman Vera Somerwil says it is not fair that residents or their families face ongoing fees until the unit is resold.
"The level of exit fees can be really quite worrying because they don't stop from the day you die or the day you leave - they keep on going," she said.
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Ms Somerwil says the product information document given to new residents is a mess and needs to be rewritten in plain English.
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Retirement Village Association (RVA) chief executive officer Andrew Giles agrees the document needs to be improved.
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So have read some articles on the internet about the new PBS series called Kimchi Chronicles which is suppose to be Jean Georges Vongerichten and his wife doing a 13 episode series on Korean cuisine... similar to the Batali+Paltrow series on Spanish food.
I just checked the PBS website and can't find anything under their program listing. The series is suppose to be airing this month. Anyone know when/what time??
I heard May and January. Let's hope it's January, because I am really looking forward to this show. Great to see more people are recognizing Korea's wonderful cuisine.
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That sounds quite techy for just a couple brews- you know what you want! I was happy making a simple ales for my first few brews without a hydrometer, temperature control, kegging, or overlapping brews. More power to ya!
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KSRTC Bus Terminal at Thampanoor was inaugrated on February 3, 2014 by the Chief Minister of Kerala, Shri. Oommen Chandy. The newly built KSRTC Bus Terminal at Thampanoor is located opposite to Trivandrum Central Railway Station. It is a 12 storied complex which had a floor area of 24,984 square meters. The project is a joint venture of KTDFC and KSRTC. Now this Central Bus Station is the biggest bus stand in Kerala. The contract of building the terminal was undertaken by the construction company, Harrisons Malayalam Limited Engineering Department. KSRTC Bus Terminal is divided into four zones – Arrival Bus Bay, Departure Bus Bay, Facility Zone and Commercial Zone. There are five platforms for Arrival Bus Bay and twenty five platforms for Departure Bus Bay. Commercial Zone includes a Convention Center and Shopping Complex.
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Kerala Finance Minister K M Mani announced on budget that 12 new taluks in Kerala should be formed, of which two of them belongs to Trivandrum, with Kattakada and Varkala should be considered as Taluk. Trivandrum is now divided into Six Taluks, with Neyyattinkara, Chirayinkeezhu, Thiruvananthapuram, Nedumangadu, Kattakada and Varkala.
Others Taluks to be formed are,
Kasaragod : Manjeswaram and Vellarikundu
Kozhikode: Thamarassery
Kannur: Iritty
Malappuram : Kondotty
Palakkad : Pattambi
Pathanamthitta : Konni
Thrissur : Chalakudy
Kollam : Pathanapuram
Idukki : Idukki
Thiruvananthapuram : Kattakada and Varkala
The total Number of Taluks in the state should be lifted from sixty three to seventy five with the inclusion of above new taluks. Mani announced an amount of thirty three crores in budget for the formation of these new taluks. Finance Minister also forwarded 23 other proposals along with this taluk formation.
Kerala became the first place in india to introduce tourist seaplane service to enjoy the picturesque backwater locations of God's Own Country. On Sunday, Chief Minister Oommen Chandy flagged off the six-seater Cessna 206 floatplane service. The first service was planned between the Ashtamudi Lake and Punnamada kayal in Alappuzha district. But it was called off due to bad weather conditions. However the plane took off from the waterdrome and landed back to mark the inauguration. Earlier the service was planned to take six passengers to Punnamada in its maiden flight. But it was called off as the weather shows the signs of heavy rain. The Cessna 206 floatplane was operated by Michael Fabry, who earlier worked as a belgian captain. Hundreds of people were present at the venue for seeing the plane. For the tourists, service will be available from the base stations of Trivandrum, Kochi and Calicut.
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Use the Alps® Razor Mummy Bag Liner all by itself in moderate temps or with your sleeping bag for added cold - weather fortification!
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In ARM architecture, returning from exception can be done in two ways which I know,(there might be others). But main logic is to modify PC, which will make processor trigger into mode set in CPSR.
So pop {...,pc} would make a switch to say user from supervisor or mov pc,lr would do the same.
My Question is, would a BX lr make the switch ? Assuming I am handling IRQ and I call a assembly routine say do_IRQ and then return from do_IRQ is via BX LR. Would this make the code after bl do_IRQ in my fault handler irrelevant ?
push {lr}
push {ro-r12}
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msr cpsr, r0
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Might you like being on your lovely ownsome and knowing no-one else is around? So you and/or partner can snore with impunity, be as noisy as you like (ahem), walk around as nature intended and with not a stitch more, or let the kids shriek as loudly as they want without incurring glares from other guests? We bring you the lone dwelling at Albion Farm Yurt, on a Cornish farm on the edge of Mylor near Falmouth.
The owners of this superbly solitary yurt have perched it as an environmentally-friendly alternative to a holiday cottage, in a southwest-facing field and with easy access to the local village (although fret not, the yurt is secluded enough that no-one will see you prancing around in your birthday suit). It's all rather clever really – the yurt is handmade on Bodmin Moor using a traditional Mongolian yurt design and coppiced wood, with woodburning stove and gas cooker inside. The sides can be peeled back to let the air in, and there's a roof light too for yurt-based stargazing. And it's all surrounded by trees among a large grassy area and local wildlife, which means staying here is back to nature but with stacked with home comforts.
Unlike many yurt sites, campfires are allowed and positively encouraged here, and cooking and eating equipment is even provided for you (a fridge and freezer is in a building close to hand). You'll also have your own cabin right next to the yurt, with camping loo, shower, basin, electric lighting and a towel rail. If you're part of a large group or a couple of families, the owners will happily allow a few extra tents alongside the yurt.
Albion Farm is ten minutes' walk from Mylor village, with the Lemon Arms pub, shops, butcher and fishmonger; the waterside thirteenth century and rather superb Pandora Inn is a 15-minute walk from your pitch along a creekside path, and the harbour to gaze enviously at yachts is nicely handy too.
Mylor is in an Area of Outstanding Natural Beauty – not too surprising for Cornwall, really – and you'll find gorgeous coastline, beaches, walks along creeks, the South West Coast Path, acres of green gardens and piles of history close to hand. Both Falmouth and Truro are only five miles away.
Surfers can head to the north coast for Newquay, Bude and the like, with the beaches on Cornwall's south coast generally a bit quieter; Albion Farm Yurt is well placed for both.
From Mylor, catch a passenger ferry to Falmouth; you can get to the fishing village of St Mawes by ferry from here too. The King Harry Ferry has all-day discount tickets where you can park the car for free in Falmouth and hop off anywhere you like on the journey around Truro, Falmouth and the Roseland Peninsula (possibly not into the river). If you'd rather hire your own sails, there's boat hire and a yacht sailing school at Mylor Yacht Harbour, with crewing aboard racers and cruisers at Falmouth's Royal Cornwall Yacht Club.
Cornwall is crammed with historic, National Trust and notable gardens: the three valleys of Glendurgan and the sub-tropical Trebah are both at Falmouth; Trelissick is near Truro on a peninsula of the River Fal, and Lamorran is at St Mawes. The Lost Gardens of Heligan, probably the most famous gardens in Cornwall and one of its most visited attractions, is at St Austell about 20 miles from Mylor.
Culture peeps will easily find museums, art and theatre hereabouts: St Ives and the Tate St Ives and the waterside Minack Theatre at Penzance are both within 40 – 50 minutes' drive, and the Hall for Cornwall theatre is close by at Truro.
Or pootle around Falmouth's Pendennis Castle, one of Henry Eight's many calling cards around the south and south-west coast. There are regular events all year round including medieval jousts and family sleepovers, and it's good for the budget-conscious too, costing around £17.40 for full admission for a family of five. The National Maritime Museum Cornwall, nearby on Falmouth's harbour, is a bit more expensive but gives free entry for a full year with one ticket.
Water quality at nearby bathing waters
Distance | Type | 2010 | 2011 | 2012 | 2013 | |
Gyllyngvase Carrick, Cornwall |
3.3m | Estuary | Excellent | Excellent | Excellent | Excellent |
Swanpool Carrick, Cornwall |
3.6m | Estuary | Excellent | Excellent | Excellent | Excellent |
Maenporth Carrick, Cornwall |
4.7m | Sea | Excellent | Excellent | Good | Good |
Porthcurnick Carrick, Cornwall |
4.8m | Sea | Excellent | Excellent | Good | Excellent |
Pendower Carrick, Cornwall |
5.9m | Sea | Excellent | Excellent | Excellent | Excellent |
Must see
- National Maritime Museum Cornwall (2.9 miles)
- Pendennis Castle (3.4 miles)
- Truro Cathedral (5.1 miles)
National Trust
- Trelissick Garden (2.6 miles)
- St Anthony Head (4.6 miles)
Cycle routes
Find local routes on the National Cycle Network - over 12,000 miles of cycling routes.
- Trelissick Garden - Lamouth Creek - the Fal (2.6 miles)
- St Mawes - Carrick Roads - Porthcuel Creek - Percuil River (3.7 miles)
- Portscatho - St Anthony Head - St Anthony - Place Quay - Gerrans (4.6 miles)
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Loved this place from the minute we got there. Peace and quiet 4 Aug 2014 buzzybo (Young couple, 1 review)
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Bath available
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Charging facilities
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Gas cylinders available
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Renewable energy
Campfires allowed
Commercial vehicles allowed
Dogs allowed
Dogs allowed all year
Walkers' paradise
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Groups welcome
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Nearest transport
- Coach stations
Penryn (Cornwall), Penryn Bridge Coach Stop — 1.9mi
Falmouth: Berkeley Vale Argos Coach Stop — 2.6mi
Treliske: Hospital Lay by Coach Stop — 5.0mi
- Train stations
Penryn Rail Station — 2.1mi
Perranwell Rail Station — 2.2mi
Penmere Rail Station — 2.9mi
- Ferry ports
Ponsharden Ferry Landing — 1.9mi
Flushing Falmouth Ferry Landing — 2.0mi
Falmouth Prince of Wales Pier Ferry Landing — 2.5mi
- Airports
Newquay St Mawgan Airport — 17.9mi
Penzance Airport — 20.0mi
Land's End St Just Airport — 26.9mi
From London we find the M4 and M5 to be the fastest route. Come off the M5 at junction 31 at Exeter and take the A30 via Okehampton, Bodmin, and then take the road to Truro. Bypass Truro and from Truro follow the A39 towards Falmouth.
At Perran-ar-Worthal, turn left (signed to Carclew). The turning is almost opposite the Norway Inn seen on your right. Take a left turn at the first T-junction, and turn left again at the next crossroads approximately 200m further on.
After approximately 1 mile, continue straight ahead past a fork off to the left, towards Mylor Bridge for approximately 200m (now Bells Hill). We are the first visible property on the right-hand side. You will see the pink cottage called Little Albion and then Albion House, a slate-hung house with narrow vehicle entrance and round lawn.
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Cancellation policy
Full refund only possible when pitch has been re-sold for the dates booked. In the event of no replacement booking being made, no refunds are offered.
Please note that your deposit is paid to Pitchup.com and is non-refundable.
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A 15% non-refundable deposit is payable now. Albion Farm Yurt will debit the balance from your card 7 weeks before arrival, or if the arrival date is sooner than 7 weeks before arrival then the balance will be taken immediately.
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