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- Hostages will be killed on Thursday unless Iraqi prisoners are freed, say kidnappers
- 17m DVDs, 5m CDs, sold out in New York. Now coming here: The Wiggles
- Blair says £1bn EU rebate cut is price that must be paid
- Councils likely to get extra cash to hold down tax rises
- Xbox mania grips shoppers in midnight rush
- Stampede for Take That tickets
- Blair appears to back Turner's pension reform
- 'Eminem killer' to be questioned over murder of jogger
- Protest to Libya after satellites jammed
- Archer: down under but not out
- Pet dog mauled face-transplant patient to rouse her from sleep
- Italian linked to murder loses extradition battle
- Union threatens travel chaos before Christmas
- Police say PC's killers may try to flee abroad
- University and college bodies to amalgamate
- Pathologist in Sally Clark case loses accreditation
- Boost for crime fiction with £20,000 prize
- Village wants its friendly postwoman back
- How long can someone survive without water?
- What is science? First, magnetise your wine ...
- Interview: Jackie Ashley meets David Cameron
- Simon Hoggart's diary
- Dubai opens ski resort
- Roadside bomb kills 10 marines near Falluja
- 1.2m arrests in crackdown on gambling by officials
- Ruling party expels 'shameful' governor
- Tourist numbers tumble after Bali bombings
- Health agency refuses to hire any more smokers
- Fire at hostel kills nine homeless people
- Romania hails orphanage success story
- Trial, kidnap and plot - seven days in Iraq
- Torture still widespread in China, says UN investigator
- Navy deal to fight illegal migration
- Moscow voters to give verdict on Putin reforms
- Ukrainian salt mines reinvented as a haven for asthma sufferers
- Amnesty attacks Brazilian police over entrenched violence
- Lifeline for victims of sexual aggression
- Trade talks need give on both sides, says Snow
- Artists ask for increased payout from downloads
- Mark Braund: Rip up the tax system
- James Harkin: The economy of cultural prestige
- Marina Hyde: The celebrities who can't help helping themselves
- Iain Hollingshead: Whatever happened to ... smacking?
- Interview with Zac Goldsmith
- Immanuel Wallerstein: The inequalities that blazed in France will soon scorch the world
- Rebecca Front: Do I know who you are?
- Martin Kettle: Tories need radical re-think
- Norman Johnson: Are you a progressive liberal? Take my test
- Country diary: Sandy, Bedfordshire
- Correction & Clarifications
- Leader: Anti-discrimination
- Letters: Sounding out our literacy problem
- Letters: Release these peacemakers
- Letters: Grist to the mill
- Letters: In search of Aunt Enid
- Letters: The Manchester-to-Glasgow chronicles
- Steve Parish: Face to faith
- Obituary: Chris Whitley
- Obituary: Georges Guingouin
RSS- Football: Is Woodward ready to take charge?
- Football: Keane will sign for Madrid, says Ferguson
- Cricket: Lovejoy but no love or joy
- Football: Saints ready for no-show
- Football: Players back Redknapp's return to Pompey
- Football: Old order reasserts itself with chilling timing
- Football: Van Persie hits spot for Wenger
- Football: Mourinho deplores late nights and drink more than gambling
- Football: Who will still be shouting the odds on Monday?
- Football: O'Leary says he is 'hurt and humiliated' but still has desire to turn Villa around
- Football: Best and the Beeb - pure Sixties bliss
- Football: Moyes rejects referee's claim he did not see Cahill scuffle
- Football: Blackburn kid stays in the picture
- Football: Mansfield Town 3 - 0 Grays Athletic
- Football: Worcester's second best-kept secret is about to be unleashed
- Football: Warnock strikes a chord on both sides of the Sheffield divide
- Football: Wednesday warning
- Golf: Cabrera takes route one to drive past Clarke into record books
- Golf: Montgomerie primed to pounce
- Cricket: Bell leads face-saving against Akhtar's craft
- Cricket: Flintoff's body needs greater protection with a hectic year ahead
- Cricket: Bell unfazed by beamer
- Basketball: Peers feeling pressure with odds stacked against his Towers
- Rugby league: England to take pride of place over Britain
- Tennis: Pound warns of more positive tests after anti-doping move
- Formula one: Suzuki's green light to reapply for place on formula one grid
- Boxing: Hopkins prepares to be judge and jury to avenge first defeat
- Rugby union: McKenzie in push to coach Australia as Jones is sacked
- Rugby union: New Woodward banging on the door
- Rugby union: Hinshelwood quits Worcester and goes into full retirement
- Chess: Barden on chess
- Rugby union: Gloucester share Welsh desire to make cup run a priority
- Horse racing: Brook to make a splash in the Creek
- Football: Everything a footballing icon ever wanted
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- Richard Eyre on theatre's key role in Romanian history
- Christopher Hitchens: Fleet Street's finest
- Snowleg: following the trail
- Review: Equiano the African by Vincent Carretta
- Review: Postwar by Tony Judt
- Et cetera: Dec 3
- Review: Mary Poppins She Wrote by Valerie Lawson
- Review: The Real Life of Anthony Burgess by Andrew Biswell
- Review: Bald by Kevin Baldwin
- Review: The Atlas Maior of 1665 and The Ongoing Moment
- Interview: John Gray
- Alison Lurie enters Narnia
- Diary: Dec 3
- Ian Jack on the enthusiasms of childhood
- Letters: Dec 3
- Review: Journey In Blue by Stig Dalager
- Review: Summer Crossing by Truman Capote
- Natural selection
- Review: Christ the Lord - Out of Egypt by Anne Rice
- Review: The Fall by Steve Taylor
- Audio: Dec 3
- Review: The Oxford Book of Caribbean Verse
- Poetry: Dec 3
- Non-fiction: Dec 3
- The great divide
- Alice Oswald celebrates Ted Hughes
- Against Light by Lavinia Greenlaw
- Jane Rogers revisits Doris Lessing
- James Fenton on William Godwin and Mary Wollstonecraft
- The bookseller: Dec 3
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- No 12, Cotswolds
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- University challenge
- New York for nix
- Best Budget Breaks
- Breaking away from the herd
- Melbourne on a plate
- Dining with the ghosts of the Raj
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- On tour with Dave Gorman
- How to DIY it
- The Indian Ocean à la Michael Palin
- Missoni possible
- Two for one
- Runway taxi
RSS- Are UK parents ready to use satellite technology to keep tabs on their children?
- Libby Brooks: London calling
- Anne Karpf: Due to snow, England has been cancelled
- First person: Iron gran's life and last moments
- Joanna Moorhead on one baby's gentle arrival via 'natural' caesarean
- Family forum: The best and worst Christmas gifts | And the goat
- Annalisa Barbieri: Shopping for skiing clothes
- Family life: Meeting Princess Margaret, 1953 | We love to eat Ann Edwards' cub tea
- Cultureshock: Sean Doran and his his opera-hating brother Garbhan exchange experiences
- If I had the time: Spend the day with Thomas | Have a historic Christmas | Go to the Unicorn Theatre
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- Alexander Chancellor: A flight of fancy
- Last weekend
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- We love each other: Thomas Edur & Agnes Oakes
- Jon Ronson: Out of the ordinary
- Guy Browning: How to ... learn a language
- Experience: Herpes brought us together
- Letters, December 3
- Decca Aitkenhead meets artist Tom Hunter
- Top of the frocks
- Alexis Petridis meets Stock, Aitken and Waterman
- Mark Taylor on trailblazing restaurants
- Martin Wainwright on The Star Inn, a pub serving Michelin-starred food
- Brave old world
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- Victoria Moore: What a corker
- Victoria Moore says farewell to vodka
- Beer: All hands to the pump
- Nikki Duffy on the next big things in food
- Richard Johnson on eating trends
- Clancy Sigal: A trip to the far side of madness
- Jess Cartner-Morley: In the red
- Charlie Porter: Be a personal shopper
- The measure
- Hannah Pool: Say no to crocodile Christmas
- Your seven most common fitness questions
- Shorts: Going nowhere fast
- Balanced: John Legend
- Joanna Hall: Can exercise trigger headaches?
- Emma Mitchell: Is suntan lotion made of vinegar and olive oil safe?
- Oliver Bennett on a family home that acts as a gallery for its owners' art
- Caroline Roux: The final frontier ...
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- Sue Stickland: Flavour and decoration
- Let's move to ... Swansea
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- Charlie Brooker's Screen burn
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In league news, the ACC signed a deal to keep the football title game in Charlotte through 2019. Also, Commissioner Swofford had nothing to add to the Jim Boeheim outburst at Duke - "just move on."
Boston College
Believe it or not, Steve Donahue's team can finish as high as seventh in the ACC standings with four games left. It's a reach, but it is possibe. A.J. Black takes a look at the Eagles' offensive depth chart for not only next year, but also the three after that.
The Tigers have made quite the statement this season. After being picked to finish 14th in the league, Brad Brownell has his team guaranteed to finish in the top half of the conference. Clemson will look for its first three-game winning streak this season when they take on Wake Forest Tuesday night.
Jabari Parker won ACC freshman of the week for the ninth time this year. There seems to be a belief that Duke gets more foul calls at home. Well, it's true. However, 11 out of the 15 ACC teams also get more foul calls at home. People just don't like Duke.
Florida State
Jameis Winston and the FSU baseball team will take on the New York Yankees in the Yankees' first Spring Training game Tuesday. Both sides may be a little starstuck. In football, the Noles will need a couple of players to really improve during spring practices for them to have a chance at repeating.
Georgia Tech
Ken Suguira takes a look back at the Yellow Jackets' weekend performance. No.25 Georgia Tech Women's Tennis took down 22nd-ranked Notre Dame on Monday.
The Terps deflated a 12-point deficit to one with 47 seconds left against the Cuse Monday night, but ended up losing 57-55. Maryland didn't shoot well at all, but Seth Allen's game-high 22 points kept the team in it to the end.
The Canes baseball team will take on the Miami Marlins this week in the Marlins' first three exhibition games. The basketball team will look to take the role of "trap game" when they take on Virginia Wednesday.
North Carolina
Marcus Paige took home ACC player of the week Honors after averaging 15.3 points over the last three games. The Heels are confident with their current win streak, but they are hungry for more. In the NBA, alum Raymond Felton was arrested in NYC on gun possession charges.
N.C. State
Joe Giglio takes a look at the Wolfpack's chances at a bubble slot in the NCAA Tournament. Looking closer to the ACC Tournament, the Pack doesn't have a shot at a top-four seed, but it can definitely improve its current position.
Notre Dame
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It wasn't long ago when the Panthers were a Top 25 team. Now they must start winning now to avoid becoming a bubble team for the NCAA Tournament. They have a favorable three-game schedule to close out the season and need all wins to stay in the tournament discussion.
The Orange held off a late comeback from Maryland Monday night, taking the game 57-55. Freshman Tyler Ennis had a team-high 20 points in the win. Syracuse avoided a three-game losing streak after battling Duke in what is the newest and best rivalry.
The Cavaliers are sitting on top of the ACC with a 14-1 record. Some would say it's been only possible because of a very favorable schedule. UVa moved up to 12th in the nation this week in the polls.
Virginia Tech
Coming off a seven-point loss to N.C. State on Saturday, the Hokies will try to pull the upset in Cameron on Tuesday against Duke. No need to say that the Devils will present no mercy for the hobbling team.
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Consent of the Graduate Adviser must be obtained. Graduate standing required. Course number may be repeated for credit when the topics vary. This course will explore the association between the modern mass-democratic constitutional state and nationalism from the vantage point of political theory. It is principally concerned with debates in democratic theory about nationality as a source of political solidarity, and contemporary reformulations of the concept of citizenship in light of racial and cultural diversity. We will analyze the work of canonical and contemporary political theorists that have variously defended minority group rights, embraced nationalism's potential for fostering civic solidarity, and advocated cosmopolitanism or post-national citizenship. The focus of the course will be on debates about how to rethink citizenship in contemporary liberal democracies in light of important empirical developments, for instance: greater racial and cultural diversity due to transnational migration and immigration, challenges to the nation-state from above and below by movements towards regional integration and minority demands for self-government respectively, and the disarticulation between the categories of national and citizen embodied by stateless people such as political refugees, migrant workers, and illegal aliens.
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Final grades will be assessed based on three critical response essays (10% each for a total of 30%), a final research paper (40%), in-class presentation (15%), and class participation (15%).
Will Kymlicka, Multicultural Citizenship. David Miller, On Nationality. Benedict Anderson, Imagined Communities. Ernest Gellner, Nations and Nationalism. Rogers Brubaker, Citizenship and Nationhood in France and Germany. Yasemin Soysal, The Limits of Citizenship. Melissa Williams, Voice, Trust, and Memory. Kwame Anthony Appiah, The Ethics of Identity. Rogers Smith, Civic Ideals. Nancy Fraser, Justice Interruptus. Seyla Benhabib, The Claims of Culture.


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Schmidt made the announcement May 17, saying he's retiring in the end of May to spend more time with his family and to pursue teaching in cybersecurity, the Washington Post reports.
President Barack Obama picked Schmdit to be the nation's top cybersecurity official, and Schmidt took the reins on Dec. 22, 2009. He spearheaded the creation of the National Strategy for Trusted Identities in Cyberspace, a public-private collaboration that aims to create an "Identity Ecosystem" to protect citizens and businesses on the Internet by authenticating their identities.
In addition to his 45 years of public service, which began at the U.S. Air Force and included a stint with the FBI, Schmidt has held positions at eBay and Microsoft.
Michael Daniel, head of the Office of Management and Budget's Intelligence Branch in the National Security Division, is replacing Schmidt, according to the report.
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15th Virginia Infantry
15th Virginia Volunteer Infantry Regiment | |
Flag of Virginia, 1861
Active | May 1861 – Spring 1865 |
Country | Confederacy |
Allegiance | Confederate States of America |
Role | Infantry |
Engagements | American Civil War:First Battle of Bull Run-Seven Days' Battles-Second Battle of Bull Run-Battle of Antietam-Battle of Fredericksburg-Siege of Suffolk-Battle of Cold Harbor-Siege of Petersburg-Battle of Five Forks-Battle of Sayler's Creek |
Disbanded | April 1865 |
The 15th Virginia Volunteer Infantry Regiment was an infantry regiment raised in Virginia for service in the Confederate States Army during the American Civil War. It fought mostly with the Army of Northern Virginia.
15th Virginia was organized in May 1861, with men from Richmond and Henrico and Hanover counties. The regiment was brigaded under McLaws, Semmes, and Corse, Army of Northern Virginia.
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PocketSNES 1.53
Posted 15 October 2008 - 05:27 AM
Posted 15 October 2008 - 07:26 AM
Any word on pocketSNES on the Motorola Q9h? Has anyone gotten masterall's pocketSNES version 1.52 to not have the right part of the screen on the left, or gotten version 1.53 not to have a garbled-looking screen? I think it's been almost a year since the Q 9h (Q global) came out, and still no fix to this problem...
I have a q9h as well; this is definitely a scan-line type of problem. Another vote to fix this one!
Posted 15 October 2008 - 07:31 AM
I have a q9h as well; this is definitely a scan-line type of problem. Another vote to fix this one!
Also, is the source code for 1.53 available? If so, I'd be interested in fixing this myself.
Posted 11 November 2008 - 09:53 PM
Does anyone else have this problem?
Posted 13 November 2008 - 08:10 PM
I've tried three so far and can't get roms to load.
Posted 14 November 2008 - 04:53 PM
Zelda - A Link To The Past (plays good)
Final Fantasy 3 - Plays Great until you get to the main map navigation. The main map is almost impossible to navigate because the screen becomes almost completely jumbled. I've tried changing settings such as Transparency Effects on and off, and no difference.
Dragon Ball Z (Legend of the Super Saiyan Japanese Translation) RPG - Plays great!
Super Mario RPG (SMRPG) - Will not play at all. But in my research, almost no emulators play this game. The original game on SNES had a special chip to help process the graphics. I don't know what would be required to emulate the functions of such a chip, but almost no emulators do (possible none at all).
Posted 17 November 2008 - 01:50 AM
i have a htc touch diamond with telus, games load up and everything, but i cannot get the virtual pad to work, i have heard that some people have been able to get games running with a reduced virtual pad, or virtual pad skins, but i have not been able to get any of those workarounds to work, anyone have any ideas that might work?
any help for getting would be greatly appreciated
ps: nester works fine with the virtual pad.. just not pocketsnes
keep up the great work on the emulator!
Posted 29 November 2008 - 07:34 AM
1. smooth stretch for all display mode, text is much easy to read with smooth stretch on for SmartPhone
2. support both zip and gzip rom
3. some speed hacks to get it faster
4. support all 176x220, 240x240, 240x320, 320x240, 480x480, 480x640 screen size devices
1. add support for 240x240, 320x240, 480x480, 480x640 screen size devices
2. change the action for lost focus from exit emulator to pause emulation
There is a quirk when enabling sound. First enable it with sound sync, exit it. Open it again, then the sound is enabled.
To achieve a better emulation speed, turn off sound, and use frameskip 4 with frame autoskip enabled.
It need a free version tgetfile.dll to run, which can be get from http://tillanosoft.c...e/tgetfile.html
good job bro.....working great for me
Posted 09 December 2008 - 12:16 AM
Posted 12 December 2008 - 11:41 AM
Is there any version or work around to fix this.
Posted 17 December 2008 - 12:12 PM
It doesnt work on my palm treo pro, windows mobile 6.1...it loads up but when I try to load up the roms, it crashes/closes....
I have smartsnes and that works almost flawlessly with all the roms, only problem is the screen gets cropped on portrait, and on landscape the screen rotates 90degrees so I have to hold my phone sideways, funny thing is the directions switch with it.. So i can play but it just isnt confortable...Obviously the version I wasnt designed to be displayed on my phone...
On my treo 750wx windows mobile 5, I had a version that worked but was choppy, probably more because of the phone...
Anyone know if there are any versions, or any other emus that will work on the phone... here are the specs on the pro: i copied and pasted so ignore any of the info that doesnt pertain to the topic... but as far as processor, resolution, and memory any 16bit system emu should run without any problems....
Platform: Windows Mobile® 6.1 Professional Edition
Processor: Qualcomm® MSM7201 400MHz
Display: 320x320 transflective color TFT touchscreen
Radio: HSDPA/UMTS/EDGE/GPRS/GSM radio
Tri-band UMTS - 850MHz, 1900MHz, 2100MHz
Quad-band GSM - 850/900/1800/1900
Wi-Fi: 802.11b/g with WPA, WPA2, and 801.1x authentication
GPS: Built-in GPS
Bluetooth® wireless technology: Version: 2.0 + Enhanced Data Rate
Memory: 256MB storage (100MB user available), 128MB RAM
Camera: 2.0 megapixels, up to 8x digital zoom and video capture
Battery: Removable, rechargeable 1500mAh lithium-ion; up to 5.0 hours talk time and up to 250 hours standby Expansion: microSDHC cards (up to 32GB supported)
Connector: MicroUSB 2.0 for synchronization and charging
Audio: 3.5mm stereo headset jack
Please help... Ive been looking for days...
Dimensions: 2.36" (W) x 4.49" (L) x 0.53" (D); weighs 4.69 oz
Posted 30 December 2008 - 10:10 AM
masterall, you have to release new version that be compatible with Touch series.
Edited by Sina™, 30 December 2008 - 10:18 AM.
Posted 01 January 2009 - 12:23 AM
Thanks in advance, i really want pocketSNES on my phone.
Posted 06 January 2009 - 10:59 PM
Posted 22 January 2009 - 06:22 PM
I tried PocketSNES v. 1.12.200. by Bleeding Edge and it crashes everytime I load a rom.
I also tried SNES9xJ4u which "worked" but was totally unplayable because it doesn't support landscape mode....which is the only practical mode to use without a virtual pad since I have to rely on my slide out keyboard.
Do you guys think I will have better luck with the emu posted here? Are there any other SNES emus around?
Edit: Damn it looks like PocketSNES is not compatible with my Touch Pro. Does anyone know what SNES emulators work well with the Touch Pro?
Edited by pcall2007, 22 January 2009 - 06:24 PM.
Posted 30 January 2009 - 01:11 AM
You just need this utility to switch the phone's input mode so you can properly setup keys.
Then in the Display settings set it to Landscape Right. Also when setting input the directions are messed up. UP is actually left, RIGHT is actually down.
For SNES gaming on the Touch Pro I find the most comfortable key combination is WASD for directions then for your 4 main buttons: J, K, U, I
The problem is, the performance is still not great. Even with sound disabled it runs barely satisfactory. Is okay for RPGs, maybe not so much action games.
I found that I prefer Morphgear for SNES. The emulation is more accurate, it looks cleaner, and for performance it runs about the same speed as PocketSNES with sound disabled.
*patiently waiting for a new SNES emulator optimized for Touch Pro*
Posted 04 March 2009 - 12:02 AM
It wont play in landscape right.. When I start a rom in landscape right the screen is diced up.
All the other modes work great. But it sucks playing with the keyboard above the screen.
I really wanted to play this way if someone can help me I would really appreicate it.
Posted 07 March 2009 - 06:11 PM
Posted 23 March 2009 - 09:29 AM
I have Pocketsnes 1.53 on my samsung sch-i760 and it works great except for one problem.
It wont play in landscape right.. When I start a rom in landscape right the screen is diced up.
All the other modes work great. But it sucks playing with the keyboard above the screen.
I really wanted to play this way if someone can help me I would really appreicate it.
i have the same exact problem... i would try morph gear that is working for me.
Edited by wuwtk, 23 March 2009 - 10:23 AM.
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Need to prank call someone? Want to use only the best of the best? Look no further! Don't agree with the list? Vote for an existing item you think should be ranked higher or if you are a logged in, add a new item for others to vote on or create your own version of this list.The Top Ten
1Is Mister Wall there? No. How about Misses Wall? No. Then what's holding up your ceiling?
Lolz I dialed on *67 to this random person and said:
Me: "Hello, is Mr. Wall there, please? "
Person: "There is no Mr. Wall here, sorry"
Me: "Can I speak with Mrs. Wall then, please? "
Person: "Mrs. Wall does not live here. "
Me: "Well, can I speak with Harry Wall, please? "
Person: "There is no one here by that name, either. Sorry. "
Me: "Are there any Walls there? "
Person: "No, there are no walls here. Sorry. "
Me: "Then may I ask what's holding up your house? "
I was LMAO!
Me: "Hello, is Mr. Wall there, please? "
Person: "There is no Mr. Wall here, sorry"
Me: "Can I speak with Mrs. Wall then, please? "
Person: "Mrs. Wall does not live here. "
Me: "Well, can I speak with Harry Wall, please? "
Person: "There is no one here by that name, either. Sorry. "
Me: "Are there any Walls there? "
Person: "No, there are no walls here. Sorry. "
Me: "Then may I ask what's holding up your house? "
I was LMAO!
This is so fun my sister and I try it on a lot of people and for some reason they still stay on the phone with us but of course we did change the ending just a teeny bit laugh out loud keep on prankin
haha how funny I tried that they laughed so hard and so did I
[Newest]Is mister wall there?
2Ask if they will confirm their order of exotic Mexican dancers for a bachelor party
I did this, and apparently a ACTUALLY called a dude who was getting married and he started swearing saying "MY WIFE WOULD NEVER DO THAT! WE ARE GETTING MARRIED! " I swear I was dying!
Nice I may just change it a little bit but sounds HILARIOUS. I will definitely try it out sometime!
Tried this one on my boyfriend earlier t was so funny he was just like 'what, sorry who is this' it was jokes anyone who hasnt trie it yet you have got to.
[Newest]I love this idea!
3"Hi this is Jenny from 31 Flavors, if you can name 31 Flavors in 31 seconds you can win 31 thousand dollars, ready go!!" Super fast and peppy
This is amazing. I called a random person and said that and they started screaming. Then they got really mad cause they beat the challenge. I think she was an icecream freak. Then I told her to go to shiver shack and claim her money there. And it worked.
It was awesome! I tried it on a person and at the end she couldn't even talk, so I just hung up on her!
I tried this and the guy got really mad because he beat the challenge
[Newest]HILARIOUS! It was so funny I prank called my friends mom and she cracked us up
4Claim that you are doing a survey and then ask random and hilarious questions
Okay, that should be good, I'd really like to try that. Like ask things such as this:
"What color is your refrigerator? "
"Is your room colorful with many ponies and unicorns? "
And the best, "Will you marry me? " Then, hang up.
"What color is your refrigerator? "
"Is your room colorful with many ponies and unicorns? "
And the best, "Will you marry me? " Then, hang up.
I am definitely going to try this. The reactions I'm going to get are going to be hilarious! I think I'll make a game out of it and see how many random questions I can ask before they hang up.
I did this on omegle. I tried 2 variations for my school newspaper. I asked the what there name is A. Trey B. Lucile or C. Fred and when they usually said none I hung up. I also delved quite deeply into the worst things people have read on the internet.
[Newest]I would ask how old are you and the first letter of name
5Why did you hang up on me?
This is the best, start crying to give it effect :')
Laugh out loud Super funny
When some one prank call you try to be hook up with them
[Newest]I don't know what you are talking about
6Hmm, yes I ordered a pizza an hour ago and I want to know when it's coming.
Just tried it on some Jamaican dude and he got all upset
I did this B4 and the person called us back. The funniest.
Oh My GOD!
I just tried it on some poor old random dude! I went Like This:
Me: Hey, LOOK I ordered a pizza an hour ago, and It still hasn't came here yet.
Him: Sorry, I don't have pizzas. You have the wrong number.
Me (defensively/Getting louder)- YES YOU DO! STOP LYING! WHERE ARE MY PIZZAS?
Him- I don't have pizzas!
Me- I'm reporting you to the main office.
Him- I sure wish you would.
Then I slammed the phone down.
I just tried it on some poor old random dude! I went Like This:
Me: Hey, LOOK I ordered a pizza an hour ago, and It still hasn't came here yet.
Him: Sorry, I don't have pizzas. You have the wrong number.
Me (defensively/Getting louder)- YES YOU DO! STOP LYING! WHERE ARE MY PIZZAS?
Him- I don't have pizzas!
Me- I'm reporting you to the main office.
Him- I sure wish you would.
Then I slammed the phone down.
7Tell them they are the weakest link, and then hang up
You: You are the weakest link. <hang up>
Person: What?
That would be VERY confusing for the victim. It's also SUPER RANDOM!
By the way, if you are reading this, you are the weakest link.
Person: What?
That would be VERY confusing for the victim. It's also SUPER RANDOM!
By the way, if you are reading this, you are the weakest link.
I GOT to try that, that's really funny. I can just imagine what the person will do when they get that call. (confusion probably)
Hahah this is hilarious! Just tired it out and it was so funny
[Newest]"You are the weakest link, goodbye." Is this from doctor who?
8Ask for some random person and then hang up when you are told you have the wrong number. Call back later with a disguised accent, and say you're [insert name used earlier] and ask if there are any messages for you.
I did this, and this is how it went.
Me: Hey, is this Marc?
Them: Um, no, sorry.
Me: Okay, well, if Marc picks up please tell him I ordered shrimp with anchovies and clam soup. Kay?
Them: Uh, well, sure?
Me: Thank you so so much!
5 min later
Me (english accent): Hello, is this Cam?
Them: No! You have the wrong number!
Me: Excuse me, I'm Marc. Any messages for me?
Them: Er, well, yeah, this guy said he ordered shrimp with anchovies and clam soup so.. "
Me: THANK YOU did he mention anything about the body?
Them: Body? No. *hangs up*
laugh out loud!
Me: Hey, is this Marc?
Them: Um, no, sorry.
Me: Okay, well, if Marc picks up please tell him I ordered shrimp with anchovies and clam soup. Kay?
Them: Uh, well, sure?
Me: Thank you so so much!
5 min later
Me (english accent): Hello, is this Cam?
Them: No! You have the wrong number!
Me: Excuse me, I'm Marc. Any messages for me?
Them: Er, well, yeah, this guy said he ordered shrimp with anchovies and clam soup so.. "
Me: THANK YOU did he mention anything about the body?
Them: Body? No. *hangs up*
laugh out loud!
I did this and this is how it went
Hi Jesse
Um this is not Jesse.
Is Jesse there?
No this is a wrong number.
Well when you see him can you tell him that his order for Hawaiian pizza with guava rolls and salami is in
Um ok
1o minutes later
Hey is Pablo there
Are you prank calling me I am called by people randomly
Ok. Thanks for being honest.
Well is Pablo ther?
They ran around the house saying Pablo
My son is not here
Ok I am Jesse
Wait you ordered Hawaiian pizza with guava and um... Salami
Hi Jesse
Um this is not Jesse.
Is Jesse there?
No this is a wrong number.
Well when you see him can you tell him that his order for Hawaiian pizza with guava rolls and salami is in
Um ok
1o minutes later
Hey is Pablo there
Are you prank calling me I am called by people randomly
Ok. Thanks for being honest.
Well is Pablo ther?
They ran around the house saying Pablo
My son is not here
Ok I am Jesse
Wait you ordered Hawaiian pizza with guava and um... Salami
This one is fun, but DONT HANG UP when they tell you have the wrong number. Leave a message anyways. Say something like "well if you see FAKE NAME tell him... " and you make up something random and weird. Its hilarious, sometimes they actually pass the message on.
[Newest]I almost flipped mi jelly jar upside down this was so funny
9Call someone and ask them "where do babies come from?"
Hilarious! The best one I've ever heard in my life.
! I got my friend, Lily with this and she was like "WHAT?! YOU'RE SO GROSS, BRIGETTE! " Hilarious! Definitely doing that one again!
I always use this one. It is so hilarious!
[Newest]I was like "hello I was just wondering where babies come from" the man was like "uh" and hung up. LOL
10Ask is your refigerator running? Yes, Well you better go and catch it
This is so funny this prank call I tryed it on many people you should use it well done to the person who made this up
I think that the first nine are better because everybody knows this one. I got an idea. Call 2 random people and leave your phones there until they hang up. The 2 people will be confused because they think that one called the other. I forgot where I got that from, but it is funny.
This joke has been around forever doesn't work
Everyone had heard it
Everyone had heard it
[Newest]Run and go get it
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11"Hey, it's Jennifer..i left my super duper maxi pads at your house. If you could return them, that would be great. I have major leakage. Thanks."
Laugh out loud I did this to my BFF and she was like who r you and I was like (random name) and then she was like ooh yeah I found those and got my period yesterday and used them sorry then hung up and called me and was like some random person just called me and was like I left my super super maxi pads at your house and
So I was so freaked out just told them I used them and hung up lmao!
So I was so freaked out just told them I used them and hung up lmao!
I have so got to try this one, even though I'm a guy, this would be hilarious! So calling random people tonight! HAHA!
Phoned the girl 11 times loved it! Kirsty x
[Newest]Lol so funny... Not
12Hi it's Stacy from fat zap would you like me to zap your fat away? Do you have any questions on this process?
I tried it, so funny! Here's how it went:
Me: Hi! It's Stacy from fat zap would you like me to zap away your fat?
Person: Uh... Well, that would be amazing but-
Me: Great! Ready? 3, 2, 1, and... Abra Kadabra Alakazam! Zap!
Me: You have offcially lost... 23 pounds!
Person: Uh, well... Great...
Me: Great indeed! For further information on what this is, please visit I just pranked you dot com!
Me: Hi! It's Stacy from fat zap would you like me to zap away your fat?
Person: Uh... Well, that would be amazing but-
Me: Great! Ready? 3, 2, 1, and... Abra Kadabra Alakazam! Zap!
Me: You have offcially lost... 23 pounds!
Person: Uh, well... Great...
Me: Great indeed! For further information on what this is, please visit I just pranked you dot com!
Hi, remember me, I still love you.. I left something at you house, yes you know me.
Laugh out loud so funny I have to do this!
Tried it on this guy and he said sure that would be great How gulible do you get? Laugh out loud!
13Call up an elderly lady pretending to be the local supermarket and try to sell some cheese, while selling cheese ask when she will come and collect the diapers she ordered because you're concerned about her bladder problem, then sell cheese again.
I did this last year, this was super hilarious! A definite must-do for anybody who likes a good laugh over the phone with unsuspecting suckers! Enjoy this, and remember to hide your number!
So funny but then the woman ( family friend) called my parents
14Call a random person then say did you order any (random food)
Yes. I did this to 118118 if you know what it is. They were like sorry, I didn't understand your inquiry. This was very weird and my classmates and I were laughing so much that my teacher came up to us. My friends said that she was ordering some pizza at Pizza Hut. We were laughing even more then.
Not a bad idea thanks
15Call a random number and ask if you left your clothers in their bedroom
I did this and the guy just played along saying I did lmao. I was saying I'm going to call him tomorrow to come and pick it up. Then I started hinting we would have sex when I come. It was pretty funny that he played along the whole time.
16Prank a friend by saying, "You need to go to Safeway to buy ingredients for a better life. By the way, I'm going there right now would you like me to pick some up for you?"
Leave a message if they don't pick up.
Super funny
Super funny
My friend is always saying her life sucks so this was the best way to prank her
17"Hi this is Radio Disney,you just won 3 tickets to see One Direction Live at (insert Stadium) You just need to answer this survey in order to win. Are you ready to start? Then hang up.
This is hilarious I tried this one they were screaming " I WON! " laugh out loud!
People get so exited, I just talked with somebodies parents about their concert! These teens are so happy! Laughing out loud!
I called someone and they were like "hello" I was like "hi this is radio Disney, you just won three tickets to see one direction live. you just need to answer this survey in order to win. are you ready to start? " they were like "NO! SHUT YOUR MOUTH! BYE!
18Call a beauty salon and ask can I buy 2 crates of lip stick because I want to smother it all over my lips and say, "uggh", you know, like," uggh!" then see if they really try to sell you some.
I tried this on a local business and they said I had to make a special order!
Nice! So funny, especially the "uggh" part!
Laugh out loud I need to try this
[Newest]I don't like the prank. I think it is stupid and useless
19Call a resturant that does not serve American food and file a complaint that they do not serve American food.
Love it laugh out loud
20I have your shipment of weed, where do you want it delivered?
This is absolutely hilarious. Just call a random person ask them where to deliver the weed and they freak out. I called a random person and a little girl answered the phone and she was screaming "mommy, mommy mommy, there's a guy on the phone and wants to know where to put the weed. " The mom was like what. And then the little girl asked the mom "what is weed" lmfao
Laugh out loud I CALLED THIS PERSON I SAID IT THEY WAS LIKE WHAT WEED! THEY WERE SCARED I WAS CRYING LAUGHING
[Newest]We called an old man and he said I'll come and pick it up :/ laugh out loud
21Call McDonald's and ask for a sad meal
The could not understand me & it was really funny!
This is so funny!
Them: Hello?
Me: Is this McDonald's?
Them: Yes it is.
Me: I'd like to order a sad meal.
Them: What kind of meal?
Me: A sad meal.
Them: Sad meal? Sorry, we don't have sad meals.
Them: Hello?
Me: Is this McDonald's?
Them: Yes it is.
Me: I'd like to order a sad meal.
Them: What kind of meal?
Me: A sad meal.
Them: Sad meal? Sorry, we don't have sad meals.
Haha I called an he was like "SIR! ARE YOU KIDDING ME!?!?
22Call some random guys house if a woman answers say I'm looking for (enter a guys name) to confide that I got aids when we had sex
That is not funny you can ruined relationship and marriage is like thatthink before you post!
Laugh out loud I wanna so do this one
23Call Dominos and Ask the Phone Number of Pizza Hut
This was so funny, I nearly pissed myself, do it do it do it!
My dad works for dominos and when I did this he answered and when he got home he told me about it and I started laughing and he realized it was MEEE!
This was so funny! We had like a full conversation too. Lmfao hilarious!
[Newest]It really pranked my because
24Call a boy and tell him you're pregnant with his child
That would be so hilarious. Totally doing this at my sleepover this weekend!
This was so funny I did this and the guy started screaming his head off going nuts he actually had had it and said he didn't use a condom and that he already had a wife and 5 kids!
I do this all the time. It's best if you add in some years.
[Newest]I'm Jewish and I approve!
25Call 867-5309 and ask for Jenny
If you call this number in my town it plays the song!
Dude I see you posting this number everywhere but you literally NEVER put the area code!
K I need the area code it wont let me call her
[Newest]I wrote the number on the wall.
26Call a random person, then say "I hid the body. Who is the next victim?"
Then when the person says"I think you got the wrong number" hang up.
Call back 2 minutes later and say " Heather, I accidently called the wrong number about the body! "
Call back 2 minutes later and say " Heather, I accidently called the wrong number about the body! "
Don't do this! It can actually get you in a lot of trouble.
Yes I would I love prank calling the numbers real numbers
27Call a random number and say in an accent "Hello this is Martinez, would you like to buy a penguin named Pablo?"
Great! I tried this once and the guy played along and said yes and that he had been looking for a penguin named Pablo!
Thanks I will try this I'm really good at making fun of accents and people
This is what I will try
This is what I will try
My friend laughed and laughed!
28Hi this is Sarah from Victoria's Secret, your red fleecy G string is ready for pick up, along with your 30g of Viagra and black strap on.
My friend and I had actually used this situation in prank calls often, in which one victim was furious after finding out the news. And actually shouted at her 20 year old daughter, suspecting that she ordered the items.
It's the best. You need to try this.
It's the best. You need to try this.
This is brilliant! Used it on my boyfriend, he freaked out. He was like what?! Then I told him it was me, he reaction was hilarious!
Laugh out loud so funny I am going to try this next time I prank call someone
[Newest]Amazing for teenager girls!
29(In sexy voice) "Why didn't you go harder last night"
That is funny. It works well.. His reaction was than come back tonight for more than he gave me a reaction that was actually come now. Laugh out loud
It work like really I love this joke use it
This is funny. but I would never have the guts to do that.
[Newest]Its very funny but I added a bit on the end as well
30Call a convenience store and ask if they have cotton balls, if they say yes, ask them if they tickle when they walk
I tried this on Walmart... Was dying the lady was like what... ?
Haha laugh out loud 😭😂
Laugh out loud 😁
31Call McDonalds and ask if they have Jack in the Box's phone number
Laugh out loud the was like pissed off
Better yet KFC or Wendy's
32"Burt, Burt they know what we did. And now they're after me. Wait is this Burt? You gave me this number what did you do with Burt? Don't lie to me. When you talk to him, tell him he owes child support."
This one is awesome
33Call a random number and say "Hello thanks for calling Joe's Strippers, when you got the dough, we got the hoe"
I actually called a strip club... Whoops
I did this to my friend and her phone was on speaker. Her mom heard and said that if she didn't find out who it was she was gonna call the cops
This one is really good!
[Newest]! I was laughing on the floor crying11
34Tell them that you are in need of help and when they ask you where you are say behind you
LMAO! This is so funny! We called multiple people, funny every time!
I called my dad and he was all "you're in trouble now young lady! " laugh out loud!
35Call someone in an English accent and say "go check on your dog, quick quick quick, some dude is trying to eat it"
Haha so funny and people usually listen to British people
Random Guy: I don't have a dog!
Me: Sorry for wasting your time……
Me: Sorry for wasting your time……
36Use a real bad Chinese accent and say "we sell eggrolls! $20 for one egg roll! Eggrolls! eggrolls! You buy eggroll or we hunt you down!"
Laugh out loud me and my bff tried this and it was so so so funny!
You could also say "Or we get the NINJAS! "
This one totally made meee laugh out loud. Just imagining a voice on the phone in that Chinese accent all fast like, going all "EGGROLL! EGGROLL! Wee hunt you DOWN! " That just madness me really want to try this.
37Call a random number and yell 'you fail'
Ha! I tried this on My Grandma!
It is so hilariuos and so my humor! Just imagining the look on that persons face.
38Say in a sexy voice; "Hi this is Tanya I had a great time last night. Wanna go again?"
I tried this and she said sure an she told me to meet her In person now we are best friends I explained the whole thing to her laugh out loud
Haha got a lot of peep in that one, so funny, lmfao
39Call someone and ask "will you marry me?"
This is Hilarious! I did it and gave this whole inspirational speech about how much I loved my girlfriend and then I proposed in the end! The guy on the other end of the line said " Sounds good to me but I am also a guy. " it was so funny!
Before you say that say "Sorry the line brpke up"
40Call a random number in the summer and start singing Christmas carols.
41Call someone and ask do you shave down there?
Laugh out loud I've got to try this!
42Call target and push button for store operator. When they answer go like "BULLSEYE!!!" And than hang up
43I'm stuck in the bathroom near the back of the store could you please come and help? Oh and bring toilet paper.
Laugh out loud that was funny lmao
Hilarious! I didn't hang up right away the lady ended up asking which bathroom and I said womens (i'm male) so it was even funnier!
44Call Walmart and ask if they have condoms that are big enough for me.
45Call a Baby Sitter and Say Have You Checked On the Children
Haha Yes! That is such a good idea! It only works if they have seen When a stranger calls - (the movie) Or you could watch it with them before they go and babysit, so you will definitely know. Also you could get the kids parents in on the prank and ask them for their home number, and get them to call the person who is being pranked, and get them to tell him/her where the kids beds are and/or something like that!
There was a story, where a babysitter was babysitting and someone called, and said did you check on the children? She said no and he called again and again until she called the police. When the police arrived they said she was lucky because the call came from upstairs in the house, and so on.
Phone from inside their house or use a pay phone
I got this idea from when a stranger calls
I got this idea from when a stranger calls
46Call Walmart and say "I lost my pet grasshopper if you find it just throw it outside"
Haha just tryed this they kept passing me to the next line trying to help me find my grasshopper then told me to ask target
47Call Wal-mart and ask for 50 pounds of mustard
Laugh out loud he said it has ten dollars
48Call someone and say you are the chosen one
Ahhaha I used this! It was so funny because they where very religious and stuff and yer! Have to try
Laugh out loud I gate
Laugh out loud hilarious I said that once and the person went insane! Yelling I'm the chosen one I'm the chosen one! '
[Newest]Haha this ones funny
49Say "can I ask you a song I know the tune not the song" in a arab accent, then hum the song in a arab accent to make it sound like a arab song
This is hilarious, use commonly known songs and act dumbfounded at the end
Nice one... this is too funny!
50Call a random number and say "I have no friends. Will you be my friend?"
Called taco bell with this and they said they couldn't help me with that and they hung up. Dying laughing afterwards.
This one is great it won't get you in trouble
51Call McDonald's and say "Hi I'm stuck in one of your toilets and need help getting out because I'm a paraplegic" then yell "HURRY UP MY CHEESEBURGERS GOING COLD"
I tried once I was actully stuck and had a cheeseburgers
I called and they called back and told me the paramedics were on the way
52Call someone and ask them why there is someone else under their bed.
HILARIOUS! This would totally freak me out! I probably wouldn't go to sleep that night. I would be too busy searching under my bed and probably the whole house!
Oh my god this is genius! I bet if someone did this to me I would spend the next hour searching every corner of my house.
I did this and the guy got sooo mad when he found out that it was a prank call! HILARIOUS
53Call and yell "You have no proof. You can NOT prove that I did that! NO PROOF" then hang up.
If they ask what happened say in a panicked voice "I've said too much! They might be listening! " and then hang up.
Really funny, me and my friend are cracking up
I am so gonna do this with my friend tonight.
[Newest]That is just so random... Perfect!
54Call State Farm to insure a car and see how long it takes them to realize you're trying to insure the Batmobile
What, just because they're on rural estate they don't know most of the media?!
Laugh out loud the person started telling me I was a video game freak & stuff like that & get out of the basement totally gonna do that again!
55If you have friends over take turns calling the same number asking for Jeremy
Have the last person pretend to be jeremy
56Call a Man and Tell Him and Convince Him You Are His Baby Mama
57Muffle your voice
Call someone you know, but stuff a load of food in your mouth first, and ask if MFFUDFUF (their name) is there. See how long it is before they work out that it's you, or how long it is before they hang up.
It will be if you had your hand on your mouth when you are calling someone
58Call a random person and ask for their gender then say my computer say's no?
! I love little Britain! I tried it on my friend. So she said female and I said computer says no. So she said oh then can I be a transvestite! 😂😂😂😂😂
59Call a bar and tell them you left your thong in their men's restroom
Ok I tried this and the guy keep saying. Did you have sex in there haha
60Say something really weird, or continue to pester them until they ask Who is this? or something similar, and then yell THIS IS SPARTA!
I tried this one a few minutes ago! It's the best! The person was totally confused!
Lmao, I'm so doing this one at my next slumber party. This is a funny one.
This one was the best! Definitely worth every second!
[Newest]Best prank call ever
61Call a fish shop and say 'I bought a fish and it's on its period' then go on about how you want your money back
A little kid answered and told his mom he was scared! Lmfao
I tried this on two pet shops. The first one was Pet Smart, and they tried to calm me down ( I started hiding my laughter by crying) and they didn't believe me. Then my friend pretneded to be my mom. It was hilarioius!
62OMG why did you do that last night!
Ok so call someone and ask them why they didn't have sex with you like they said they would?...
Then when they ask who you are tell them you are the girl/guy from there dreams...
Then when they ask who you are tell them you are the girl/guy from there dreams...
Me and my friend did this one and she got really confused so we hung up! Lollololololololol! For all of the prank callers out there, I suggest to do this one!
63In a Chinese accent call and say hello this is (some random name) at your local CVS pharmacy. We just wanted to remind you to pick up your pimple cream.
64Mom! You left me at JC Penneys! Don't you remember?!
I did this then the person actually offered to pick me up. I was like ah hell na
Laugh out loud I did this once and it was awesome
65Call a random number and start singing the "Campfire Song Song"
Me and my friend did this in school once. Just got up and sang it. Hilarious
Awesome! I'm singing it now!
66Call someone and ask him/her about their baby penguins
I Did this it was hilarious they were like who is this the I hang up!
67Call a random number and say "Raymona's bakery, we bake cakes, pies, brownies cookies, cinnamon rolls, you name it, we bake it!"
There's a reason why this is 69
68Call a random number and say "Hey mom, it's (Your name)! Are we still going out for Taco Bell tonight?"
Call McDonalds and do that.
I called McDonalds and did this and this is how it went:
Me: Pa, are we still going to Taco Bell's tonight?
Him: sure!
Me: which one?
Him: the one at your mother's house!
Laugh out loud! 😝😋😂
Me: Pa, are we still going to Taco Bell's tonight?
Him: sure!
Me: which one?
Him: the one at your mother's house!
Laugh out loud! 😝😋😂
69Call a random person and say "I like the way you're chewing your gum"
70Call a random person and say that your friends in your head told you to call this number
I did this with my friends and the person freaked out and offered us the number to his wife's therapist.
This is so funny to do! I ended up calling some random woman. It went like this:
Me: The friends in my head told me to call you.
Her: What?
Me: (talking like she is stupid) My friends. In my head.
Her: Um... Sure.
Me: They are now sending me another message...
Her: Wha-(I cut her off)
Me: Hush! They are speaking!
Then she hung up.
Me: The friends in my head told me to call you.
Her: What?
Me: (talking like she is stupid) My friends. In my head.
Her: Um... Sure.
Me: They are now sending me another message...
Her: Wha-(I cut her off)
Me: Hush! They are speaking!
Then she hung up.
MY FRIENDS DAD FREAKED OUT & WAS LIKE "STOP THAT YOU CREEP" laugh out loud
71Call your guy friend under unknown caller and say hey... I got bad news... I'm pregnant and I think it's yours.
I tried that and he almost made me have sex with him
Laugh out loud he actually fell for it
72Call a random number and ask do you have a large variety of chapsticks
If they say chapsticks? Then say yes the sticks on your lips
You got that off a YouTube video what
I'm a big lady and I need something that will make my man go "uungh" LOL
73Call some random guy and tell him he isn't worthy of you anymore. Say a random male's name, when he tries to convince you it's not him, you rage completely.
Did this one time, the guy was like no I'm not Tyler and tried to save our relationship.
74Call a McDonalds and ask for a salad without the green stuff. They will then try to convince you that they can't do it and then threaten them by asking what the number is for Burger King...
Try it the other way around, call burger king and ask them the question then when they say no, say what your motto is have it your way this is an out rage I DEMAND the phone number to McDonald's.
We don't have a Burger King so this should be good...
LOL This was me:
Me:Hello, may I have a salad without the green stuff?
Person: What?
Me: Can I have a salad without the green stuff? I'm allergic.
Person: Um, maybe... If you come to the restaurant.
I hang up.
Me:Hello, may I have a salad without the green stuff?
Person: What?
Me: Can I have a salad without the green stuff? I'm allergic.
Person: Um, maybe... If you come to the restaurant.
I hang up.
75Call someone in the middle of the day and ask for their husband/wife and if they say that they're not home tell them that they're at the strip club in Las Vegas
76Call a pizza place that does delivery, ask a normal question about a pizza, then say "Wait a minute, I know your voice, what's your name?" And when they tell you their name say "(Insert name) its been so long! Don't you remember me?"
We went to bed wetters camp together last year! " And continue saying things like "You told me that your mom had to give you special sheets and that you find it incredibly difficult to get adult diapers! " Then order a pizza and don't give your adrress and hang up.
77Call K-Mart and ask them what their biggest bra size is and when they give you the answer say in a fat accent "aww man! That's not big enough "
I tried this and they called me fat and stupid
Laugh out loud I need to try that
Laugh out loud amazing 😝
[Newest]Haha I. Just did. This
78Call a random number when they pickup say hello who is this
This one is seriously the best LOL! <3 Haha. It adds on perfectly to say something also like "I've recieved 4 missed calls from this number" :D
79Call someone in your local phone book, say 'This is (random name), from the (insert local police dept. name)', we have your husband/wife in custody... this state looks down on sodomy ma'am/sir'
You can be fined for this, or worse, depending on how old you are, and the situation. Seriously, like the Life Alert one, some things are funny, some just AREN'T.
In the USA it is illegal to prank call police or pretend you are the police.
Laugh out loud
I loved this prank
I loved this prank
80Call McDonald's and tell them you bought a (insert something here) and they gave like 200 change back
Laugh out loud I DID THAT, I BOUGHT 50 BIG MACS AND THE CASHIER GAVE ME A CHECK TO THE BANK FOR $130.99. for change.
81Call someone and go " Mum I left my ............. At home what should I do?" They will then probably go "It's not your Mum i think you have a wrong number" then reply by saying "why where is she" they will then go "I don't know where your mum is sorry"
Call someone and go " Mum I left my... At home what should I do? " They will then probrably go "Its not your Mum I think you have a wrong number" then reply by saying "why where I she" they will then go "I don't know where your mum is sorry" Just go mental saying that they should have looked after her better! Laugh out loud so funny
82Call Pizza Hut and ask if their pizza has the "Domino" effect on its customers. Then hang up.
I called and their like no so I asked for dominos number
I didn't hang up and carried on to say why not... What is the point of the name then and then I said bummy head and blocked their number. 867-5309... CALL ME! 👉👌💨👫👫👫👫
83Call a random number and ask them do you know where I can buy some fake blood
84Call a friend, say "I found the key" and then hang up
85Call in a really posh British Accent saying "This is George's Whorehouse, regarding your order of three prostitutes, could we renegotiate the time you want them for?
It works! I used it on my friend from a different number and he was so confused...
Funniest evver, you get amazing results, especially if you call someone you know but with a different number!
86Call a random number and say is this Jake from State Farm
I don't know someone was gonna try it but me and my sister never got to it.
I did it laugh out loud❤
87Call a random number and say " Hello, Life Alert! I've fallen and i can't get up"
I just did this and the people that I called called the cops!
I agree. Life Alert is to save someone that could be injured or in need of help. Some things are funny. But some, like this, just AREN'T. Anyone that does this and likes it has a problem.
Haha! Can't stop laughing
88Call a random number and be like "hi this is Raul and I have found your missing magic pigs. If you could just give me your address I can bring them back. Then maybe we could...." then hang up
Laugh out loud I am so gonna have to try this one
One guy said girl you drunk
89Call a store or restaurant and say "Is Judy there?" if they say no, then say "Are you sure?" then they'd say No,no Judy,I'm sure. Then say "Well,I'm babysitting her kid and she said she was working here and gave me this number,and I can't find the milk."
Think at the say I can't find him or her
90Call Walmart and say "I kinda got stuck in your toilet ... Come help me ..." bring some toilet paper, and a big mac .. Thank you.
I tried this this the operator person started bursting out laughing and I was like "... I'm serious... " they were out
Tried this they were like how bout I give you a big bottle of wine you sound like you need it
91In a Childs Voice Whisper "Seven Days..." Then Hang Up.
Especially if they just watched the Ring.
92Call McDonald's and say that you are representing the Heifer Company, then try to convince them to buy a cow.
93Call a random number and say "Welcome to McDonald's how may I help you? By the way, we've got the McSmack special and McSmack double."
Laugh out loud trying it now laugh out loud
94Call someone then say I've found the body, where should I bury it?
This really works! I've gotten responses like where they play along & where they start out! Haha this made me cry my eyes out from laughing
95Call your enemy and say that I saw a picture of them with my boyfriend/girlfriend and scold them about it...
Laugh out loud... That was so funny because they admitted to do it with a girl then started to apologize. Laugh out loud
96Call a random person, and ask if their refrigerator is running? If yes, then tell them they better go catch it!
Ask if its running, and they'll think, "I've heard this one before", so they'll say no. Then you say, "Well I'm from Sears I'll be right over if you could just give me your address.
That was already on here it was like five
Hahah that's great I am going to try that one
97Choose a number and look it up in the phone book/internet/etc. to gather information on the phone's owner (name, age, family, etc.). Next, call the number and tell them all the information you gathered and try to convince them you're their relative
Nice... I love it!
98Call a random number and say "Do you know where I could purchase some golf clubs?"
I've done this plenty! It works... Trust me!
It works! I've done it plenty trust me!
99Call a random number and ask can I but a six pack of Carlton Draught
100Yell "I will find your house" then hang up
This is a bad idea overall if you mean it to be scary. If you say it like, yeah ill find your house don't worry, then you're fine. But saying this in a scary way is a bad idea.
That's not funny they could call the cops or something
I did it on my friend and she called back, so funny
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Lisa Beth Eidlin, the daughter of Howard Eidlin of Forest Hills, Queens, and the late Marlene Eidlin, was married yesterday to Matthew Evan McCarthy, a son of Diane and Richard McCarthy of Bass River, Mass. Rabbi Roger Ross officiated at Troutbeck, an inn in Amenia, N.Y. The Rev. Neil O'Connell, a Roman Catholic priest, took part in the ceremony.
The couple graduated from the University of Massachusetts at Amherst.
Mrs. McCarthy, 31, is a keeper in the Wildlife Health Center, the animal hospital at the Bronx Zoo. She is studying for a master's degree in physical anthropology at Hunter College. Her father retired as a salesman at Vehicle Parts Warehouse in Ridgewood, Queens.
Mr. McCarthy, also 31, is an associate product manager at Bestfoods Baking Company in Bay Shore, N.Y. He received an M.B.A. degree from Hofstra University. His parents own the Patriot Press, a commercial printing company in Hyannis, Mass.


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An Amtrak train lost power and about 100 passengers were transferred off the train early Friday morning.
Seven residents were forced out into the cold after a house with apartments inside went up in flames early Friday morning.
PHILADELPHIA (AP) — Arctic air and bitterly cold wind is moving across the Northeast, plunging temperatures into record low single digits, accompanied by subzero wind chills.
The driver of a pickup truck is hospitalized after slamming into the back of a tractor-trailer in Huntingdon Valley.
Police say a 62-year-old woman is critical after being struck by a vehicle in Talleyville, Delaware Friday morning.
Police say they found a man on fire and running from a house in Philadelphia's Kensington section early Friday morning.
THE HAGUE, Netherlands (AP) — A Dutch company that makes SIM cards for cellular phones says it is investigating reports that it was hacked by Britain's electronic spying agency in cooperation with the U.S. National Security Agency.
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Police say a 39-year-old man was ambushed and murdered inside a car in North Philadelphia early Friday morning.
LOS ANGELES (AP) — The Santa Barbara sheriff released a 64-page report Thursday detailing the May 23 rampage by Elliot Rodger that killed six University of California, Santa Barbara students and injured 14 others.
Shipping executives and union leaders for dockworkers at 29 West Coast ports ended a third straight day of contract talks late on Thursday without a settlement, despite arm-twisting from the U.S. labor secretary, but planned to meet again on Friday. Labor Secretary Tom Perez joined the talks in San Francisco on Tuesday at the behest of President Barack Obama, who has come under growing political pressure to intervene in a dispute that has rippled through the trans-Pacific commercial supply chain and could cost the U.S. economy billions of dollars.
WASHINGTON (AP) — An extra cup or two of coffee may be OK after all. More eggs, too. But you definitely need to drink less sugary soda. And, as always, don't forget your vegetables.
NEW YORK (AP) — The biggest obstacle for Coca-Cola and Pepsi these days isn't tied to taste tests, the declining popularity of sugary drinks or even their century-long rivalry. It's the surging U.S. dollar.


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My surname research include: Hershey,Markle,Day,Shearer from southern,York Co.,PA and northern Balti.& Carroll Co.MD........ Earliest known Hershey(Christian) b.2/21/1768 d.1/20/1852 buried: Bowsers Cem.,Shrewsbury Twsp.,York Co.,PA. (Barbra) his wife b.4/14/1779 d.4/23/1865........ |
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