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British artist Anish Kapoor's latest work Leviathan has been unveiled this morning in the cavernous nave of the Grand Palais in Paris.
The incredible sculpture, taughtly-stretched PVC fabric over a metal frame, is reminiscent of his work Marsyas which filled Tate Modern's Turbine Hall nine years ago.
Kapoor said: "My ambition is to create a space within a space, responding to the great height and light of the nave of the Grand Palais.
"People will be invited to enter the artwork, to immerse themselves in its colour and it will be I hope a contemplative, poetic experience."
Kapoor dedicated the work to Chinese artist Ai Weiwei, who has been detained since April by the Chinese authorities for his criticism of the regime.
He called on galleries to close for a day in protest.
Kapoor added: "It's a month now that the poor man has been held without a voice, but not only that, his family doesn't know where he is," said Kapoor.
"This is not a situation that is acceptable in any circumstances. It does bear witness to the barbarity of governments if they're that paranoid that they have to put away artists. It's a ridiculous situation."
Exhibitions of Ai's' work will open at two London galleries this week. Circle of Animals/Zodiac Heads in the courtyard of Somerset House begins on Thursday, while the Lisson Gallery is exhibiting significant recent works of Ai's.
Each year the French Ministry of Culture and Communication invites a leading artist to create a work that "responds to the exceptional architectural space" of the building, but Kapoor's is by far the largest ever conceived.
Anselm Kiefer, 2007, Richard Serra, 2008 and Christian Boltanski, 2010, created the previous commissions.
The works have each attracted record numbers of visitors.
Kapoor's earthen-toned exterior of Leviathan contrasts markedly with the vibrant interior, which viewers can walk beneath. Light from the Grand Palais's glass and wrought-iron roof shines through the structure's organic-like membrane.
Among the guests at this morning's private launch at the Grand Palais was the English actress Charlotte Rampling.
Kapoor, who first exhibited in Paris 30 years ago, won the Turner Prize in 1991 and the Unilever Prize for Marsyas in 2002.
He is currently creating a 140ft tower, the ArcelorMittal Orbit, as the centerpiece for the London Olympics next year.
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Dear Mr. Newman,
I genuinely hope that every Art Gallery in the world ignores Anish Kapoor's rally to 'close for a day' in response to the arrest and disappearance of Ai Weiwei.
To limit access to Art,for a fraction of a second, never mind 24 hours, is a betrayal of Art itself, and only serves to reduce Art to the political. It is China, who must answer for its treatment of Ai Weiwei?
Have they murdered him?
I hope not.
Can Art survive beyond the Artist and his enemies?
It always has!
Will China, in years to come, reflect on this?
Who can say?
Close gallaries of Art in a bid to contain oppression? No no no!
Monet, Manet, Vincent, and many others would turn in their graves!!
I'm no Leviathan, but even I see the bigger picture!
And 'even I' hope that 'The Mirror', in the face of all opposition, would never decide to shut down for a day?
For my part, I have made my case in support of Ai Weiwei, to the Chinese Embassy!
I believe in keeping things open.
It is in the nature of artists.
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About 50 Norval residents listened as 11 of their neighbours aired their views on the draft Secondary Plan, Official Plan and Zoning bylaw amendments concerning their hamlet at a public meeting last Monday night.
The majority of the commenters said it's too soon to approve the draft documents as more work needs to be done to address heritage homes, traffic congestion and safety, floodplain mapping concerns, rezoning of a residential neighbourhood to a combined office/residential, the size of commercial expansion, the limited permitted uses on commercial lots, the lack of longtime community groups on the Secondary Plan steering committee and the importance of tourism to the village.
Residents still have time to present written comments to the Town's planning staff. Deadline for submission is December 20. For details on the draft policy go to http://haltonhills.ca/calendars/2013/PDS-2013-0088.pdf
Kathy Gastle, president of the Norval Community Association (NCA) reiterated comments she made a month ago at a Halton Hills council meeting calling the draft premature. She said Norval is under siege by the surrounding housing development in Brampton and Georgetown, the proposed slate quarry north of the village and new major highways. Gastle said Norval's heritage homes should be on the Town's heritage register and protected before the Secondary Plan is approved.
The NCA recently met with Heritage Halton Hills (HHH) to bump some "high risk" Norval buildings into Phase 3 of the Heritage Register, rather than Phase 4 as was originally scheduled, said Councillor Moya Johnson, chair of HHH.
Planning Director John Linhardt said the Planning Department sees the Heritage Register program as "a separate and distinct program but complementary to the Secondary Plan Review."
Gastle said the Secondary Plan review is incomplete in several areas and hope that these issues will be addressed with the NCA before council approval. Gastle noted that no member of the Norval Community Association executive, Norval Women's Institute or Norval Heritage Society were on the Secondary Plan's Steering Committee.
In reply to concerns over the changing of zoning of the King, Adamson and Green Sts. neighbourhood to Office/Residential, which will allow professional offices in the homes, Town consultant Lorelei Jones said the re-zoning reduces the number of commercial uses in the area, thus giving the homeowners more protection.
Bob Crawford, president of the Norval Heritage Society, said tourism is a viable business in the hamlet, but does not get enough support from the Town. Similarly Mary Churchill, president of the Norval Women's Institute, lamented the increasing erosion of the Norval community, saying the heritage of the hamlet deserves a lot more support than its actually getting.
A couple of residents gave lukewarm support to the draft plan, with resident Ken Robinson saying "It may not be 100 per cent perfect but it's a start", and Rachel Banks adding, "it's going in the right direction." Robinson would like more focus on traffic issues while Banks questioned the expanded changes to the floodplain.
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Denver's Civic Center [4], frequently a target of criticism, has seen a lot of positive foot traffic in recent weeks, between the July 3 symphony and fireworks celebration, the Biennial of the Americas [5] and the weekly Civic Center Eats [6] food-and-music tents every Tuesday.
The Denver Office of Cultural Affairs [7] wants to encourage that positive trend with a photography contest, and it's asking folks to enter their best snapshots of the park, which the public can then rate.
Photographers and voters alike are eligible for prizes. The "Civic Centric Contest" has a deadline of Aug. 1, and photographers can enter up to five photos at denverartsinteractive.org [8]. Prizes include tickets to arts events — including the popular Film on the Rocks series — and a miniature replica of "the big blue bear" sculpture outside the Colorado Convention Center.
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As a courier for a prominent South Jersey hospital I have the occasion to drive throughout our area. I am impressed with the number of young men and women who are not ashamed to bow his or her head in prayer at traffic lights. Why I have even seen them continue to pray as they drive down the road.
Oh you say they aren't praying? They are texting? Well then I should be praying not for their conversion, because these techno zealots are faithful and will not stop this practice no matter what mandates may suggest. These poor folks are hopelessly hooked forever.
So I pray for the one at the green light that remains stopped as well as the one who is in my lane but is going in the opposite direction. But I pray mostly for second- and third-graders that someone might step up and introduce mandatory education in this regard so that when they reach their 17th birthday the very notion of texting behind the wheel will be the shameful, selfish, irresponsible and dangerous thing that it is.
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LAM is a rare disease exclusive to women, typically affecting those between 20 and 40 yr. Whites are at greatest risk. LAM affects < 1 in 1 million people. It is characterized by proliferation of atypical smooth muscle cells throughout the chest, including lung parenchyma, vasculature, lymphatics, and pleurae, leading to distortion of lung architecture, cystic emphysema, and progressive deterioration of lung function.
The cause of LAM is unknown. The tempting hypothesis that female sex hormones play a role in pathogenesis remains unproved. The disease usually arises spontaneously, but LAM bears many similarities to the pulmonary findings of tuberous sclerosis (TS—see Tuberous Sclerosis); LAM occurs in some patients with TS and is thought by some to be a forme fruste of TS. Mutations in the tuberous sclerosis complex-2 gene (TSC-2) have been described in LAM cells and angiomyolipomas (benign renal hamartomas made of smooth muscle, blood vessels, and adipose). Angiomyolipomas occur in up to 50% of patients with LAM. These observations suggest 1 of 2 possibilities: (1) somatic mosaicism for TSC-2 mutations within the lungs and kidneys results in foci of disease superimposed against a background of normal cells within these tissues (although multiple discrete sites of disease might be expected) or (2) LAM represents a low-grade, destructive, metastasizing neoplasm, perhaps of uterine origin, that spreads through the lymphatic system.
Initial symptoms are dyspnea and, less commonly, cough, chest pain, and hemoptysis. There are few signs of disease, but some women have crackles and rhonchi. Many patients present with spontaneous pneumothorax. They may also present with manifestations of lymphatic obstruction, including chylothorax, chylous ascites, and chyluria. Symptoms are thought to worsen during pregnancy. Renal angiomyolipomas, although usually asymptomatic, can cause bleeding if they grow large (eg, > 4 cm), usually manifesting as hematuria or flank pain.
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Ever wish you could make all your cookies look as good as they taste? In the book Art of the Cookie, food stylist Shelly Kaldunski teaches tricks of the trade to making professional-looking treats like these ethereal candy-cane-inspired tuiles.
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- 3/4 cup(s) all-purpose flour
- 1/4 teaspoon(s) salt
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- 1 tablespoon(s) sugar
- 8 tablespoon(s) (1 stick) unsalted butter, at room temperature
- 3 egg whites
- 3/4 teaspoon(s) peppermint extract
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- Burgundy gel-paste or liquid food coloring, optional
- Preheat oven to 325 degrees F. Line 2 large baking sheets with parchment paper; set aside. In a medium bowl, whisk together flour and salt. In a large bowl, beat sugar and butter with an electric mixer on medium speed until light and fluffy, about 2 minutes. Add egg whites and peppermint extract and beat on low speed until well combined, about 1 minute more. With the mixer on low speed, slowly add flour mixture, beating until incorporated.
- Transfer 1/2 cup of the dough to a medium bowl. (If using burgundy food coloring as well, divide dough into 2 bowls and add red coloring to one and burgundy to the other. Continue this step, repeating the process with each color.) Add food coloring to bowl, and mix with a spoon until dough is evenly colored. Transfer dough to a pastry bag fitted with a 1/8 round tip or a resealable bag with a corner cut off.
- To form each cookie, use a small offset spatula to spread 2 teaspoons of the uncolored dough into a 3 1/2- by 4 1/2-inch rectangle on a prepared baking sheet, spacing them about 2 apart. Pipe diagonal lines of red (and burgundy, if using) dough over the rectangles to resemble candy canes.
- Bake 1 sheet of cookies at a time until the edges are firm to the touch but have not yet taken on any golden color, 6 to 7 minutes. Working quickly, use a metal spatula to gently transfer one cookie to a flat surface. Firmly roll the cookie around the thin handle of a wooden spoon or the larger end of a chopstick, then slide cookie off and transfer to a large plate. Repeat rolling process with remaining cookies; if they become too cool and fragile for shaping, return them to the oven for 30 seconds or so to soften.
- Repeat baking and rolling process with remaining dough. (Be sure to cool cookie sheets completely before spreading out more batches.) Set finished cookies aside to cool completely, about 15 minutes, then store in an airtight container up to 2 days.
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Well, Blizzard heard your cries and has responded! It's not good news, though.
Having said that, the mindset that only cloth with spirit is priest healer gear (and cloth with no spirit is never priest healer gear) is a mindset to be resisted. If that is allowed to set in, then all the fun of looking at a potential new piece of gear and deciding for yourself whether it is an upgrade for you is removed entirely.
Along those lines, something to keep in mind is that there is more to improving the healing you do in cloth than simply stacking spirit. As you increase spell power, haste, and crit, and your tank increases health, armor and avoidance, boss damage negates less of your mana in the first place.
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Scene One - In a seat on the top of a Ferris wheel.
[The shot opens on a double seat suspended in the top of a Ferris wheel,
slowly creaking back and forth. Carnival music can be heard in the background
as Richie and Eddie peer over the sides of the car down at the fairground below.]
Richie: Right, now this is definitely the last ride of the evening, Eddie.
We've had more than enough fun for one night; working our way through
all the stalls and attractions... Besides which, I think I'm about up
to my three quid limit. How much did this ride cost, by the way?
Eddie: Three quid.
Richie: Well, there you are you see, I was right.
Eddie: I'd just like another go on that 'throwing the darts at
the cards' thingie.
Richie: Yes, Yes, well that stall's closed now isn't it...
[Eddie looks puzzled] Because the proprietor's in the eye hospital.
Eddie: Ohh, yes. And the waltz is closed as well, hasn't it.
Richie: Yes.
Eddie: I had no idea I'd eaten so much; it went everywhere, didn't it.
Richie: Yes, yes. You looked like a sprinkler as you went 'round.
It was really actually very attractive.
Eddie: Yeah.
Richie: Yeah. I was awfully lucky to have that pensioner to stand
behind. She was furious! You whizzed 'round three times
and she looked like the creature from the swamp!
Eddie: I'm not sure all that was mine, you know. I don't
remember eating all those horrible lumps of gristle.
Richie: No, no, no, that was her face, Eddie.
Eddie: Oh. Well at least I feel better now, that's the main thing.
Richie: Yes, that's the main thing.
Eddie: Which is surprising, really, considering the ghost
train 'unpleasantness'.
Richie: Ooh, yeah that was nasty wasn't it. Yeah. Wasn't coming out of your
mouth that time, was it?
Eddie: Well they shouldn't make 'em so scary, should they?
Richie: Well it's a lot more scary now, I can tell you! You have to put on a
gas mask to get in there now!
Eddie: I was lucky the bloke standing next to me passed out; other wise I'd
never have got his trousers.
Richie: How do they fit, by the way?
Eddie: Hmm, Not bad, not bad. [Eddie stands up, revealing he is wearing a
pleated skirt.]
Richie: You know, I'm not sure he was a bone-fide bloke, you know. Got a sort
of 'skirty' feeling to them, these trousers, haven't they.
Eddie: I think he may have been Scottish.
Richie: Oh, oh, oh, well that's all right then.
Eddie: Yes, Ockaye-Whoops-a-dasey.
Richie: Yes, the Scottish are allowed to be transvestites.
Eddie: That's right.
[The car begins to creak and rock slightly]
Richie: Ooh, a'up, we're moving. Hold on tight and for god's sake don't foul
yourself again. Here we go, start screaming.
[Richie and Eddie wave their hands in the air and scream as the wheel turns
slightly moving the car forward about three feet.]
Richie: What, is that it? Well that's ridiculous! It's just a complete rip off!
I paid three quid for that ride! It's bad enough two juveniles like us
having to pay full price.
Eddie: [Looking over the sides] Oh, calm down, Richie. They're just letting
some more people on.
Richie: What! Are they? Oh, oh, oh, yes, yes, yes. I, Good. I knew that.
Oooh, hey, Eddie, maybe it's those birds that've been following us
around all night.
Eddie: [Excitedly looking over the side] What birds?!
Richie: No, no, no, no, no don't look! It'll show them that we fancy them,
and that we're keen.
Eddie: Yeah, but we are!
Richie: Yes, I know that, but we don't want them to know.
Eddie: [Confused] Why not?
Richie: [Gasps] Because then they'll know that we fancy them, then we'll get
off with them, then we'll go back to their places and do it on them.
Eddie: [Nodding] Yeah.
Richie: [Confused pause then realization dawns] Oh yeah! Oh yeah! I can see
your point! [Inadvertently points to Eddie's crotch]
Eddie: Well it's this new skirt, it rucks up very easily!
Richie: Come on, Eddie! This is it!
Eddie: Yeah.
Richie: Let's wave at them and wink at them and stuff and let them know we're
Eddie: Right-o.
Richie: Oh, Eddie,
Eddie: Yeah?
Richie: How do I look?
Eddie: You use your eye balls, don't you?
Richie: Eye balls! Eye balls! Ok, right. All set?
Eddie: Yeah. [Nods expectantly]
Richie: Sexy Faces on!
[They pull their ogling faces]
Let's Ogle them! [They do so]
Eddie: Hey! Hang on, Richie. Richie, how do we know which one's
Richie: Oh, ah, well mine's a cracker.
Eddie: What's mine like?
Richie: Not bad, not bad. Not as many legs as the other one.
It's a Shame about the beard. Apart from that; Smashing!
Eddie: Are you sure she's not a bloke?
Richie: What do you mean a bloke! I know a bird when I see one!
Eddie: Was she smoking a pipe?
Richie: Yeah.
Eddie: And is she called Keith?
Richie: [Thinks] Yeah.
Eddie: You fool! That's Keith and Deirdre!
Richie: Yeah! Keith's your bird and Deirdre's mine! Mine's the one with the
little blue mini-skirt and the tattoos of little and large on her
Eddie: No, it's Keith and Deirdre from the Lamb and Flag mixed doubles nudie
tag mud-wrestling team!
Richie: Oh Yeah?!
Eddie: Yeah!
Richie: Well why was she giving me the eye all night, hey?
Not the glass one, the other one?!
And how come the bird with the beard kept pointing at you?
Eddie: BECAUSE HE'S KEITH! One Legged Mad-Dog Keith McFrenzy! And I owe him
fifty quid. He's been chasing me for Seventeen years! Why do you think
I always get mumps during mud-wrestling week?
Richie: Look! [Stands] They don't call me the Hammersmith Crumpet Radar for
nothing! I tell you, one look at me and she was SCREAMING for my
Eddie: SHEISBLIND !!!
Richie: Yes.Yes... Yes... Yes... Yes, well she obviously just sensed my
Musky sort of smell.
Eddie: Yes, we've all 'been sensing your sort of musky smell' for nigh on
forty years! When will you buy another shirt?!
Richie: This is an original VanderHeussen!
Eddie: Yeah, it's THE original Veandy Hosen! Hasn't had a wash since 1963!
Richie: Well if you had the common decency, to go out and get yourself a
proper job and not hang around the flat all day like a vast slug,
then perhaps I would have the opportunity to take my top off and wash
it without the risk of you seeing my nipples!
[Long pause with both in a silent huff]
Richie: [Annoyed] Oh, why isn't this ruddy ride working?! We've been on it
for at least ruddy three minutes.
Eddie: Well look, it is the tallest Ferris Wheel in Western Europe, Richie.
It takes a while to get everyone on board.
[Just then the coloured lights on the struts facing the camera
blink off]
Eddie: Hey, the lights have gone out.
Richie: That's weird, isn't it?Heey! Maybe it's a love Ferris wheel!
[Looks over side] Hey! They're not letting anyone else on, Eddie.
In fact... Eddie, we're the only ones on the whole ride...
In fact, it looks like they're closing up for the night!
[The carnival music stops]
Eddie: I was enjoying that. Reminded me of my Dad's funeral.
Richie: [To someone below, waving] I say! I Say!
[To Eddie] Oh, thank God, they've seen us. They're waving
[laugh] They're not using all their fingers...
[lowers his fingers one by one until just the index is extended,
begins waving it back at them. Eddie gives a 2 fingered salute]
Yes! Yes! Hello! I say, what time does the ride start?
Aha, Yah, er, ah, yeh, yar, yah...
[to Eddie] I can't understand a word he's saying... Aha, Hmm.
Eddie: I don't think he's actually saying anything, I think he's just sort
of swearing indiscriminately and running off towards the gate.
Richie: What! That's outrageous! [To person] I say! Uh, uh...
[To Eddie] What is it you should in the slums...
uh, 'Uggie Uggie Uggie!'
Eddie: Op, Yes, you've got his attention now.
Richie: Now look here! I used to live in Bromley.
Eddie: Hey, he's picking something up.
Richie: Yep, and that's a pretty wild place.
Eddie: Yep, they've all got something now.
Richie: And I picked up one or two tips on punch ups while I was down there.
Eddie: DUCK!
Richie: Where?
[Richie gets hit with a projectile from below, knocking him down.]
Eddie: [To people below] Hey! Good shot, Mister! Give yourself a goldfish!Lookout! Here come some more!
Richie: What?
[Richie and Eddie take cover in the car as a barrage of bricks, bottles and other
junk comes hurtling at them from below.]
Richie: [After the barrage stops]I don't understand!
What did we do? What did we do!?
Eddie: Well it's your fault for touching up the burly Ferris wheel attendant.
Richie: I thought she was a girl.
Eddie: They were PECTORALS you fool!
Richie: She had an earring.
Eddie: Yeah, through HER foreskin.
Richie: Yes, which I found out later much to my distress!
Anyway, I don't care what you say... She still had one hell of a
cleavage [breaths sharply] It was like strolling through the Alps.
Eddie: I think it's all over now... They're all sort of, going away.
In fact, everyone's going away. I think the whole fair is closing
Richie: What a complete BASTARDS! They can't treat me like this! My mother
used to make Sandwiches for the Hammersmith Conservative Association!
Eddie: Yeah, but no one ever used to eat them, did they?
Richie: They did! They did! What about that bloke who got the convulsions and
the permanent brain damage?
Eddie: Well, he's the president of the board of trade now, isn't he?
Richie: Absolutely! They can't treat us like this!
Now look here you roustabouts! I've got a photographic memory!
And I'm going to memorize all of you.
[Makes stupid concentrating face at several people below, one of
whom does something unpleasant...]
And I'll certainly remember that!
Right! Eddie, write down the details for the police inquiry;
they're not going to get away with this!
[Eddie opens a newspaper and starts reading]
Edward Elizabeth Hitler, and myself were sitting down, peacefully,
in a northerly direction at precisely... Eh... [
Searches his wrists for a watch] Knackers, what's the time, Eddie?
Eddie: Erm, it's erm... [takes out a pocket watch from under his coat and
looks at it.]
Richie: Hang on! That's my watch!
Eddie: [Realizing he's been found out, tries to cover]
Eh, eh yes. I just thought I'd bring it along for you.
Richie: My special gold watch? The family heirloom? The one that Grandpa
Willis found on that body in the Somme?
Eddie: Yes, I just thought you might need to... You know, know the time.
Richie: Thanks, Eddie! [Takes the watch from Eddie]
Uh, Right! At precisely three-thirty... eh? That can't be right can it?
[Throws the watch up in the air and catches it to test it's weight]
It's awfully light, Eddie.
Eddie: Yeah, well I took the innards out.
[Slips up again and again tries to cover]
Err... Because it was ever so heavy, wasn't it...
It was making a little dint in your waist-coat pocket wasn't it.
I got rid of them at that antique clocky sort of place have you
seen my new motorbike?
Richie: No, hang on Eddie, shut up about motorbikes. I think you might have
bished here... I mean, if it hasn't got any innards...
How are we going to what the time is?
Eddie: Well, it's obviously midnight, isn't it?
Richie: Well how do you work that out?
Eddie: Because the fair closes at midnight and the fair's closed!
Richie: Oh right, the fair's closed. Ugh! [Panics] The fair's closed!
The fair's closed! Eddie! Eddie! The fair's closed and we're stuck
350 feet up in the air on a Ferris wheel!
Eddie: Yes, it's a living nightmare. [lifts a pint up into view from behind
the newspaper and takes a drink.]
Richie: Don't panic, don't panic... [nervous laugh]
Don't panic Mr. Manwearing [again]
Right, eh, come on Richie, uh...
Eddie, take all your clothes off and knot them together.
Eddie: Knot what together?
Richie: Oh, no! I've got it. [Boasting] Right, ha... This is where the old
commando training comes in handy, yeah... I wish I'd had some.
Right. I'm going to go off and get help, will you be all right on
your own?
Eddie: Oh yes, [referring to his newspaper] there's a full page advert for
Odbins here, it's got pictures and everything; I should be all right
for an hour or two.
Richie: Off I go. [makes nervous noises]
[Begins climbing up the frame of the Ferris wheel, then thinks for a
moment and climbs back down into the car.]
Eddie: That was quick! What did the rescue people say?
Richie: No, no, no I haven't quite done that bit yet.
Eddie: Oh.
Richie: Eddie,
Eddie: Hmm?
Richie: If I fall, plunge three hundred and fifty feet and splatter on the
ground,will you... You know...
Eddie: What, laugh?
Richie: No, no, no, no.
Eddie: Point and laugh?
Richie: No, no. Eddie, will you scatter my ashes over Queens Park Rangers
football ground?
Eddie: NO!
Richie: [Relieved] Thanks!
Right! Thanks, mate!
[Begins climbing up the struts and braces]
See ya later!
[Shot returns to Eddie reading a newspaper add]
Eddie: Look at that! Gordon's gin one litre! [Laughs]
Hello Baby!
[Shot goes back to Richie, who is hanging by his hands from the part
of the rim of the wheel to the right and above of their car. As he
moves along, hand over hand, blue bolts of electricity and sparks fly
all over him from the string of lights on the rim.]
Richie: Right!
[He turns around and heads back to the car, more sparks and electric
bolts... A globe falls and breaks on his head before he collapses back
into his seat in the car]
Your turn!
Eddie: What do you mean 'my turn'?
Richie: It needs someone less sensitive than me.
Eddie: Bollocks, mate. I'm not going up there.
Richie: [Tries to figure out a way of making Eddie go,
spies his empty glass]
Oh, look Eddie! Your pint's empty.
Eddie: I better just better nip to the bar before they close. [stands] Um,
can I get you anything?
Richie: Oh, that's kind! I'll just have a babysham.
Eddie: Right! Got any money?
Richie: What! Fagin!
Eddie: Ha ha ha haa...
Richie: [looking through his change purse] Oh, let's see...
[takes out some coins and hands them to Eddie.
Eddie: Right, back in a jiffy.
[Eddie nimbly climbs up the rigging and struts.]
Richie: 'Back in a jiffy?' DON'T BE SO FOUL!
[Shot changes to the top of the rim of the wheel. Eddie runs along
the top, to more sparks and flashes of electricity. Richie shields
his face from the bright flashes as Eddie runs back along the rim
then drops back into the car, panting.]
Eddie: I wonder if they do a delivery service?
Richie: Oh god, We're trapped, aren't we! We're bloody trapped!
Oh god, oh god. This is just like the Poseidon Adventure!
Eddie: Hey! Why don't we just jump and use your veluminous trousers as a
Richie: No, no, no good, Eddie. I've got my PE knickers on.
Eddie: Still! It's twenty five years since you left school!
Richie: SShhhh! Shhh! My sister lives 'round here, she might hear.
Eddie: What's she like?
Richie: My sister? She's just like me, only with smaller jugs.
Eddie: Oh.
Richie: No, come on, Eddie! We're going to have to think of something else.
Eddie: Right you are.
Richie: Uh... Uh... [Leaping to his feet shouting]
Oh god! I can't take anymore of this!
I'm going crazy I tell you! CRAZY!
I've gotta get out of here! I've gotta get out of here!
Eddie: [leaping to his feet, slapping Richie across the face on every word]
Oh, just Calm down! Clam down! Calm down!!!
[Richie falls back into his seat and Eddie sits down.]
Richie: Thanks, Eddie. I'm sorry about that.
Eddie: It's all right.
Richie: I don't know what came over me. [get his breath back]
Thanks. I feel better now.
Eddie: Hey, Rich!
Richie: Yeah?
[Eddie slaps him HARD across the face]
Richie: What was that for?
Eddie: I was just making sure.
Richie: [Solemn, puts his hand on Eddie's shoulder] Thanks, mate.
[Richie stands, leaning against one of the struts, looking sadly out
into the night.]
You know, if we ever get through to the other side of this one,
I think I'm going to change the way I live. I'm going to get back
to Blighty. Find myself a piece of land. Find myself a beautiful
woman, heck! Maybe even raise some kids.
Eddie: Ahhhh, quit dreaming. We're not gonna pull through to the other end
of this one, Skip.
Richie: [With passion] You've got to dream, Eddie!
You've got to hold on to the dream.
Eddie: Can I ask you a question?
Richie: Shoot from the hip, Eddie. That's always been your style.
What's your question?
Eddie: Well, I guess it's kind of out of left field, but my question is this:
Richie: [Sigh] Yeah?
Eddie: Why are talking such complete and utter BOLLOCKS?!
Richie: [un changed] I don't know, Eddie, I guess..
Eddie: Oh, shut up! Shut up!
Richie: Yeah... Yeah, well, I guess we're all shut up in our own way.
Eddie: [over the end of Richie's sentence, shouting and stamping as he jumps
up from his seat] Oh SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UPPP!!
Richie: You know...
Eddie: All right that's it!
[Eddie kicks Rich in the knackers and punches him in the face.
Rich falls back into his seat while Eddie climbs up onto the side of
the car and starts kicking Richie in the face, finally giving him a
BOOT across the jaw.]
GOD I hate that Bollocks! [Richie slowly sits up]
Richie: Yeah, me too. Sorry about the bollocks, Eddie.
[Unscrunches his eye]
[An Owl hoots as Eddie opens his newspaper again and Rich looks
out into the night.He sighs, again, and again louder.]
Richie: God, I'm bored. How long have we been here now?
Eddie: About seven minutes.
Richie: God! It feels like... Eight and a half Minutes.
Eddie: [Exited] Hey! Richie! Look at this! [re the newspaper]
[Richie sits next to Eddie]
Remember that Stork margarine competition we entered!
Richie: Yeah!
Eddie: ... We didn't win it!
Richie: What! Well who did?
Eddie: Slip Digby.
Richie: Slip Digby? The organist?
Eddie: Well, that's not what they called him in court.
Richie: Well what was the winning caption?
Eddie: I like Stork Margarine because: "I've only got one leg."
[Both nod]
Richie: Not bad.
Eddie: Clever bastard!
Richie: Yeah.
Eddie: Why didn't we think of that one!
Richie: Well, I told you we weren't going to get far with
I like Stork margarine because: "I've enclosed a fiver, Mum's the word"
Eddie: Yeah, well we never posted it, did we?
Richie: There wasn't a lot of point! You took the fiver out, didn't you!
Eddie: Hey! Look! Rich! There's an article about the Ferris wheel in this week's Bugle!
Richie: [Makes exited noise and nods at various points while Eddie recites the newspaper
Eddie: "Not only is it the tallest it's also oldest Ferris wheel in Western
Europe." Look! It's all here in this article entitled: "Illegal
death trap wheel to close tonight!" Whole area declared danger zone
and boarded up to await detonation! It's all wired up and ready to go!
Richie: What?
Eddie: And it's too expensive to dismantle, so they're just going to
blow it up!
Richie: When?!
Eddie: First thing tomorrow morning!
[Richie and Eddie both become very frightened]
Richie: Sort of, Sort of spare underpants time, really isn't it.
[Stands, shouts] Help! HELP!!
Eddie: Look, there's nothing for it. We're just going to have to wait
'till an aeroplane comes, right, and try and attract it's attention.
Richie: Yes!
Eddie: OK!
Richie: Yes!
Eddie: Uh! Here comes one...
[A noise is heard as of a distant aeroplane, which quickly develops
into a loud fart noise.]
[Richie and Eddie both pull disgusted faces and wave their hands in front around,
trying to clear the smell.]
Eddie: Sorry about that one.
Richie: So you had the Egg!
Eddie: [Nods] Yeahh...
Richie: Oh! Look, Eddie! [Points to the sky]
Here comes a helicopter! Hello! Hello! [Waves]
Is that a police chopper?
Eddie: No, I just think one of thems just left his truncheon sticking out
the door. Yeah, look, it's got a side handle.
Richie: Hello! I say! I say! Help...They can't see us...
[defeated] they've gone... If only we had something to illuminate us!
If only we had some flares!
Eddie: This is no time to make a fashion statement! We're going
to be blown up at dawn!
Richie: No, no I mean distress flares!
Eddie: What, like the ones Suzie Quatro used to wear?
Richie: WILL YOU STOP IT WITH THE CRAP FLARES JOKES!!!
Eddie: Right, right.
Richie: Right, ok have you got any alcohol on you?
Eddie: Hey! That's a good idea, lets drink ourselves to death then we won't
notice! [Takes a bottle out and starts drinking]
Richie: Give that to me! Givvit to me Givvit to me!
[Snatches the bottle from Eddie]
Right, [takes a sniff of the bottle and recoils]
What's in this?
Eddie: Brandy!
Richie: Good.
Eddie: Meths, Pernod, paint stripper, Mister Sheen, break fluid...
and Drambuie.
Richie: Drambuie! [Makes nancy boy noise and limp wrists]
Eddie: Yeah, yeah, yeah, all right, you've gotta put something in for the
birds, haven't you.
Richie: [Takes another sniff of the bottle]Oh, Gees...
How are you alive?
Eddie: [Tapping the side of his nose]
I may very well not be...
Richie: [looks confused for a moment than snaps out of it]
Well anyway, this is gonna bloody work. Look, right, we stuff this
in there...
[puts a wad of paper in the neck of the bottle]
Eddie: Yes.
Richie: Right? We wait for the next chopper to come along, set fire to it,
right? Bung it right up in the air where it bursts and illuminates us!
Eddie: Um, may I voice just a small note of caution?
[Sound of a helicopter approaching]
Richie: No time, Eddie! Here comes a chopper now!
[He takes out a lighter, sets fire to the paper...]
Here goes!
[...and throws it straight up in the air. Both watch it up in the sky.]
Wait for it to burst... Wait for it to burst... Wait for... Look out!
[They both jump up onto the back edge of the seats as the bottle
falls down into the bottom of the car. The bottle breaks, starting
a huge fire.]
Eddie: I thought you said it was going to illuminate us, looks more like it's
going to incinerate us!
Richie: Yes, well you can't get much more illuminated than being on fire,
can you!Come on, wave your arms, shout help.
[Both waving, Eddie half-heartedly]
Eddie: Is this: 'Help! Help! I'm stuck on top of a Ferris wheel'
or 'Help! Help! I'm burning to death!' ?
Richie: Oh, will you stop your winging! At least we're warm now...
Well, Hot now... Well, being roasted alive now! Bloody hell, Eddie!
Put it out with your coat!
Eddie: I can't do that! It's got fifty quid's worth of miniatures sewn into
the lining! The whole place'd go up!
Richie: Emergency Bitter!
Eddie: [Grief stricken] NO!!!
Richie: Yes!
Eddie: No![Takes out another pint from under his coat]
Bye bye, baby.
[He pours it over the fire, which goes out.]
I will NEVER EVER EVER forget you for this!
Richie: Thanks, Eddie.
Eddie: What for?
Richie: Hey, we get ourselves out of some scrapes, don't we!
[He steps off the seat and gives the floor of the car a few stamps.
The floor, weakened by the fire gives way and Richie falls through,
he manages to grab onto part of the side of the car and stop himself
plunging 350 feet and being splattered on the ground]
Help! HELP! Eddie! Get me out! Eddie help!
[Eddie grabs Rich by the hair and lifts him back up through the hole
onto the seat.]
[Panting] Thanks, Eddie!
Oh gosh we get ourselves out of some scrapes, don't we. If I hadn't
been so *crazily heroic* in stamping out the inferno, that never
would have happened!
Eddie: Bollocks! You're just overweight!
Richie: [Stands]
Don't you DARE call me overweight, young man!
[He sits down HARD on the right hand seat. The two suspension arms
on that side snap, causing the car to swing down and rock violently,
suspended vertically by the braces on the left hand end. Somehow,
both Richie and Eddie manage to hang on. They both are scream.]
Oh, Blimey!
Eddie: My stars!
Richie: Splice my sausages!
Eddie: Cwor Lummy!
Richie: Christmas Pudding.
[Both Richie and Eddie have maneuvered around in the car and are now
standing next to each other on the side of the seat (now the bottom
of the car)]
Eddie: Blood and stomach pills.
Richie: Hey, Eddie.
Eddie: What?
Richie: We know how to swear, us two don't we.
Eddie: [Laughs]
You {bleeeep} well hit the {bleep} right on the nail there,
you {bleep} and bastard.
Richie: Yeah! Oh, god that was frightening. My whole life flashed before
me... It was sort of one long relentless collage of grey,
indespursed with visits to the 'lav.
Hey, Eddie,
Eddie: What?
Richie: If we killed ourselves, we could cheat fate!
Eddie: Yeah, I don't think we actually want to piss fate off at the moment.
Richie: Hmm.
[One of the two suspension arms now holding the car up snap, leaving
it hanging on an angle. Richie and Eddie hold on for dear life.
Eddie laughs in fright.]
Richie: Well, this is it then, Eddie.
Eddie: Yes, I, I suppose so. Any last regrets?
Richie: Only that I didn't have a Lavvy before we got on the ride. How 'bout
Eddie: No, I had one just after we got on. I think that's what caused the
electric's to go, you know.
Richie: Oh, this is it.
Eddie: Yessss.
Richie: I wish, I just wish, I just wish my life had just, just, just been
completely different!Still, I did my bit for the country.
Eddie: What? You stayed in the town?
Richie: Absolutely.
Eddie: You know... I think I might come back as a Bra.
Richie: What?!
Eddie: Well all us Buddhists believe in reincarnation, you see.
Richie: When did you become a Buddhist?
Eddie: About five seconds ago. And may I say it has completely changed my life.
Richie: But Eddie, you can't come back as a bra, that's just stupid. You've
got to come back as something organic!
Eddie: All right, all right I'm only a beginner, you know!
Oh, all right then, I'll come back as... Oh! Claudia Schiffer!
She's seriously organic! Yes, and then when it rained, I could run
outside in a thin white cotton dress and get completely soaked, and
then I'd run back in doors and I'd look at myself and I'd say 'Oooh
look!' you're all wet! You'd better strip off slowly in front of a
Richie: But you'd be a bird!
Eddie: Yeah! [taps nose] But she wouldn't know that!
Richie: Wait, wait, wait, wait. Let me get this straight. You have taken the
ancient wisdom of Buddhism and perverted it into a dastardly scheme
whereby you take over the brain of a super model just so as you can
get a quick ogle at her norks!
Eddie: Yep! That's about the size of it!
Richie: It's a bloody good plan, isn't it!
Yeah, hey, it's got a lot going for it, this Buddhism thing!
I think I'll come back as Danii Minogue. Yeah! Yeah, and I'll get
myself a job as a topless go-go dancer in a bar FULL of mirrors!
Eddie: Yeah! And after that I'm going to come back as a giraffe!
Richie: YEAH!!! [Thinks] A giraffe?!
Eddie: Yeah! Well then I'd have my head up above the trees, wouldn't I!
And I'll be able to keep a really good look out for any super models
taking topless helicopter lessons!
Richie: Yeah! ALL RIGHT! [Yelling down] Hey, have you got any Buddhist vicars
down there? Got any papers so we can sign up?
[Another brace breaks somewhere in the structure of the Ferris wheel,
causing the car to jolt back and forth.]
Eddie: Things are looking bleak.
Richie: Well spotted, Eddie. Right, that's it. Time's up. I think we better
start praying.
Eddie: Who to? Buddha?
Richie: Nah, nah, nah, none of that old super model cobblers; the real thing.
Good old C of E.
[They both try and put their hands together to pray, but cannot do so
without letting go of the car...]
Eddie! Eddie!
[...Richie finds a solution, Richie's right hand and Eddie's left
together while their other hands hang onto the side of the car.]
Richie: Oh lord,
Eddie: Oh Lordy,
Richie: Oh Lordy, Lordy,
Eddie: Laux a Lordy,
Richie: Oh Lordy, Lordy way down on that old Swannie Ribba,
[Waves ala the Black and White minstrel show]
Eddie: Hear our Prayer
Both: HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLPPPPPP!!!!
[Suddenly heavenly music begins playing and the gigantic white
outstretched hand of god glides up to the car. Both Richie then
Eddie climb on board in awe.]
Richie: It's a miracle! It's a miracle! [Smiles and waves at god]
Eddie: Nice one.
[Suddenly the last brace holding the car snaps and it falls from the
Ferris wheel down to the ground]
Eddie: Very nice one. Nice beard, too.
Oh, hang on, Rich.
Richie: What?
Eddie: Although we and indeed the whole BBC respect people's rights to
believe in whatever they wish,
[to camera]
Because we don't want to get into the shit on this one,
We don't actually believe in god, do we?
Richie: [Thinks] No!
Both: SHIT!!!!!
[The giant hand disappears and Richie and Eddie fall screaming
to their deaths. Freeze frame, the end.]
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When my sister was experiencing constant lower back pain for several months, she had no idea she was having dural ectasia symptoms. This is something neither of us had ever heard of before.
Her doctor confirmed this with an MRI, and said that the best thing she can do is manage the pain. Sometimes she also has pain in her legs as a result of this.
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If you looked through our list of Academy Award nominees for 2012, you may have noticed something odd. The category for Best Original Song only had two nominees - Man or Muppets from The Muppets and Real in Rio from Rio. Now, while here at The Mary Sue were very excited at the prospect of Kermit getting an Oscar, I know when I saw the short list I thought to myself, "There had to have been more original songs this year." So what gives? Well, turns out you can put the blame squarely on the Academy of Motion Pictures Arts and Sciences' stupid rules. Read More -
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101/Exhibit, one of the premier contemporary art galleries in the Design District, has relocated its headquarters to Los Angeles and will be reducing its presence in Miami in the immediate future says Sloan Schaffer, the owner.via Facebook The recently sold 101/Exhibit building.
The 4,958 square-foot corner building at NE 1st Avenue and 40th Street that housed 101/Exhibit recently sold for $10.5 million--a whopping $,2117 per square-foot--setting a record in the area.
It's just another sign that the Design District, once a haven for the arts and creative types in South Florida, has reached the tipping point in its devolvement into a luxury brand ghetto, as the few remaining art galleries are priced out of the nabe.
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Shaffer, who says he will maintain a Miami profile with a smaller space--open by appointment only and located west of the Design District--hopes to continue benefiting from the presence of Art Basel and a local collector base.
"Miami has been great for us, but we are changing our strategy to focus on Los Angeles and are also planning to open two spaces in New York in 2014," says Shaffer, who adds that he is working on new galleries in Long Island and Manhattan.
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(Note: see the first letter at the beginning of each paragraph… when combined they spell the title – AMERICA AS YOU FALL)
An old man sitting by the tree
With spirit so ancient yet so free
Sings the song of the mighty fall
For the world to learn from story of thee
Mouth-organ humming all his words,
Hunting with his musical swords
He sings ballad of you, the fallen titan
And your failed quest to win the world
Enraged and pompous as you stand
Holding knife hidden in your hand
He sees it all and knows, my dear friend
What you seek by torching the greatest sand (Oil politics in ongoing gulf civil war)
Raven gaze as you hold
On the lands of oils and that of gold
Sacrificing your goats for your sake
From your own weapons that you sold (Weapon deals of US and it charge against
Gulf leaders once considered close to US)
Ice of your heart never melts
Despite dozen shoes thrown at your face
Yet you claim yourself the mighty one
Can't you see over are your days? (world- wide criticism of USA and shoes thrown at
mighty personality of the states)
Constellation of tusk and red sea of stars
Rise strong for the mighty war
And all you pay for oil is blood,
Leaving half the world with incurable scars? (reference to India and China as emerging
As you descend down the stairs
Can't you see how you fall in despair?
Now taste your own poison for love
That all the world for you now bears
All your foes on whom you stepped
Your entire friends burdened by your debt
Together will now pay back your coin
Laden with tears those widows have wept
So sad, you didn't spare your own
Made stairs for yourself from own child's bone!
And still they pay for what you do
It's time to dawn, and your nights would be gone (tax burden for US citizens due to war and
descending economy)
Your weapons as now charge at you
Like frosty morning with poisonous dew
Eating your plants and hands that sowed
Your foes outnumber your friends so few (terrorism, as started by US against Soviet
Only dust remains in your chest
With emerging tycoons beating your best
See how the old man sings your folly
Hold back the rage now take a rest (crumbling US economy and its debt with other
Umbrella of yours is tearing up
Exposing you to hail and soaking up
Old man told you then, and with time he pays
You axed yourself and fell from the top
Folly is bad, so is greed you hold
Treacherous your ways killed men so bold
Yet you now lose to your own puppets
Devils you raised now eat your gold (Al-Qaeda was initiated by US against Soviet Union
has wedged war against itself)
All the world laughs at your face
As old man sings with binding grace
Your saga, where you are the Othello
Hero so mighty, yet falling in his own mess!
"Love thy enemy", is all he taught
For justice and for love that he fought
Smirks at you as passing by
As you turn from so green to pale and drought (land of Dreams to country failing with
'Last, the old man plays his flute
Singing the song of a heavy loot
Where the robber gets all the riches
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If my Quad-Core 1.2GHz phone with 1GB RAM lags while opening a text message, I have every right to rage. But instead of buying a new phone like most users, I decided to get to the bottom of the problem and solve it.
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It might take some getting used to but lowering your screen brightness to the minimum can save a lot of battery charge. Also, keep the GPS off unless you absolutely need it. Keeping WiFi on at all times is unnecessary; so is having tons of widgets you barely use. Widgets are known to suck your phone's battery dry. Try to keep widget usage to a minimum; use shortcuts instead. Live Wallpapers aren't nice on the resources either.
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Get involved on campus through intramural sports, club sports, an Alpine Club trip or a Coors Fitness Center visit!
Learn About Club SportsIntramural sports is an organized program that allows DU students, faculty and staff to participate in team competitions on campus. These sports provide a great opportunity for physical activity while promoting wellness, healthy competition and friendship.
Since 1927, intramural sports have been an integral part of the Pioneer student experience. Eighty-seven years after Professor Granville B. Johnson started the program, the original purpose of providing an athletic experience to as many students as possible still holds true.
We will offer the following intramural sports special events for winter quarter:
We will offer the following intramural sports leagues for winter quarter:
Find intramural sports schedules and rules at IMLeagues.com. All participants must create an IMLeagues account and join a team to participate in the DU intramural sports program.
Registration for winter special events and leagues will open in December and close 5:00 p.m. on Tuesday, January 20, 2015.
Please log in to IMLeagues.com to register your intramural sports team. Teams will be approved to join the league on a first-come/first-served basis.
View the IMLeagues step-by-step instructions (PDF).
Winter leagues: January 25 - March 8 (no games on Super Bowl Sunday)
For additional information on intramural sports, please contact Amy Catlin at 303-871-3912 or email@example.com.


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A Miami Beach man who used various wildlife parts in taxidermy pieces that were offered for sale on the Internet, through galleries, and shows ,has been charged with smuggling wildlife from Indonesia to the United States, announced Wifredo A. Ferrer, United States Attorney for the Southern District of Florida, Ignacia S. Moreno, Assistant Attorney General for the Environment and Natural Resources Division at the Department of Justice, and Luis J. Santiago, Special Agent in Charge, U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service Office of Law Enforcement, Southeast Region. Enrique Gomez De Molina, 48, has been charged in a criminal Information with knowingly transporting, possessing, and selling wildlife with a value greater than $350.00, knowing that said wildlife was possessed, transported, sold, and purchased in violation of the Lacey Act, Title 16, United States Code, Sections 3372(a)(1) and 3373(d)(1)(B), and Title 18, United States Code, Section 2.
If convicted, the defendant faces a possible maximum term of imprisonment of up to five years, criminal fines of up to $250,000, and a period of supervised release of up to three years. In addition, all specimens of wildlife trafficked in violation of the Lacey Act are subject to forfeiture.
In order to protect certain species of wildlife against over-exploitation, the United States became a signatory to an international treaty known as the Conventional on International Trade in Endangered Species of Wild Fauna and Flora ("CITES"). Appendix I of CITES includes species that are threatened with extinction and for which trade must be subject to particularly strict regulation and for which no trade is allowed for commercial purposes. Appendix II of CITES includes wildlife species, which although not necessarily threatened with extinction now, may become so unless trade in specimens of such species is strictly regulated. Before importing a specimen of any animal protected under Appendix I of CITES from any foreign country, a valid foreign CITES export permit from the country of origin, or a CITES re-export certificate from a country of re-export, must be obtained as well as a valid import permit from the United States. Before importing a specimen of any animal protected under Appendix II of CITES from any foreign country, a valid foreign export permit or re-export certificate must be obtained. Federal law also prohibits the importation of fish or wildlife into the United States without proper declaration to both U.S. Customs and Border Protection and the Fish & Wildlife Service.
According to the Information, the defendant possessed the skins of a Java kingfisher (Halcyon cyanoventris) and a collared kingfisher (Todiramphus chloris), one mounted lesser bird of paradise (Paradisaea minor), the skin of a juvenile hawk-eagle (Spizaetus sp.), the carcass remnant of a slow loris (Nycticebus coucang), and the carcass remnant of a lesser mouse deer (Tragulus javanicus), none of which were properly declared when imported into the United States, or accompanied by the required CITES permits.
According to the allegations in the filed Information and statement of facts, De Molina's illegal wildlife trafficking activities extended from late 2009 through February 2011, and included numerous other species and shipments, involving contacts in Bali, Indonesia, Thailand, the Philippines, Canada, and China. The Joint Factual Statement describes the importation into the U.S. of the parts, skins, and remains of species, including among others, whole cobras, pangolins, hornbills, and the skulls of babirusa and orangutans. Despite the interception of two shipments in late 2009 which were ultimately forfeited by De Molina and abandoned, DeMolina continued to solicit protected wildlife from his suppliers via the internet, and to select specific animals from photographs provided to him. The parts or carcasses of the wildlife he selected would then be shipped to him without the permits or declarations required by law.
After receipt, De Molina would incorporate various parts and segments of the wildlife into taxidermy pieces at a studio in downtown Miami. He offered these pieces through galleries and on the internet for prices ranging up to $80,000. In December 2010, pieces constructed by De Molina were exhibited at Art Basel Miami, resulting in at least one significant sale and the subsequent illegal export of the piece to the Canada.
Mr. Ferrer commended the investigative efforts of the U.S. Fish & Wildlife Service, which brought the investigation to a successful conclusion. The case is being prosecuted by Assistant U.S. Attorneys Thomas Watts-FitzGerald and Trial Attorney Shennie Patel with the Environmental Crimes Section of the Environment and Natural Resources Division of the U.S. Department of Justice.
An Information is only an accusation and a defendant is presumed innocent unless and until proven guilty.
A copy of this press release may be found on the website of the United States Attorney's Office for the Southern District of Florida at http://www.usdoj.gov/usao/fls. Related court documents and information may be found on the website of the District Court for the Southern District of Florida at http://www.flsd.uscourts.gov or on http://pacer.flsd.uscourts.gov.


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The STS in cooperation with the infra assists in arranging work experience placements for high-school /or college students and students at university level in the area of the tunnel construction.
By completing the following form you can register your interest in a work experience placement or advertise a work experience placement within the STS.
Please e-mail the completed forms to the Swiss Tunnelling Society.
The STS will publish all available placements and inquiries.
The STS is grateful for a feedback in relationship to successful or unsuccessful placements.