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The Theory Of Everything
Into The Woods
"Into the Woods" is a modern twist on several of the beloved Brothers Grimm fairy tales, intertwining the plots of a few choice stories and exploring the consequences of the characters wishes and quests. This humorous and heartfelt musical follows the classic tales of Cinderella (Anna Kendrick), Little Red Riding Hood (Lilla Crawford), Jack and the Beanstalk (Daniel Huttlestone), and Rapunzel (MacKenzie Mauzy)-all tied together by an original story involving a baker and his wife (James Corden & Emily Blunt), their wish to begin a family and their interaction with the witch (Meryl Streep) who has put a curse on them.
Juggling some angry Russians, the British Mi5, his impossibly leggy wife and an international terrorist, debonair art dealer and part time rogue Charlie Mortdecai (Johnny Depp) must traverse the globe armed only with his good looks and special charm in a race to recover a stolen painting rumored to contain the code to a lost bank account filled with Nazi gold.
The Gambler
Jim Bennett (Academy Award (R)-nominee Mark Wahlberg) is a risk taker. Both an English professor and a high-stakes gambler, Bennett bets it all when he borrows from a gangster (Michael Kenneth Williams) and offers his own life as collateral. Always one step ahead, Bennett pits his creditor against the operator of a gambling ring (Alvin Ing) and leaves his dysfunctional relationship with his wealthy mother (Academy Award (R)-winner Jessica Lange) in his wake. He plays both sides, immersing himself in an illicit, underground world while garnering the attention of Frank (John Goodman), a loan shark with a paternal interest in Bennetts future. As his relationship with a student (Brie Larson) deepens, Bennett must take the ultimate risk for a second chance...
Andrea Chenier - Live - Royal Opera House
Umberto Giordano's Andrea Chénier (1896) presents a fictionalised account of the last years of the French poet André Chénier, guillotined during the Reign of Terror in 1794. It is the greatest of Giordano's operas and shows why Puccini sometimes feared Giordano as a rival. Taking the starring role of Chénier, with its three marvellous arias, is Jonas Kaufmann, Dutch soprano Eva-Maria Westbroek sings the role of Chénier's beloved Maddalena (which includes the great aria 'La mamma morta', a favourite with Maria Callas) and Serbian baritone Željko Lu?i? stars as Carlo Gérard – the servant-turned-revolutionary who is Chénier's rival for the love of Maddalena. With a string of successful productions for The Royal Opera to his name, including Rigoletto and Les Troyens, director David McVicar brings Giordano's thrilling historical drama back to the Royal Opera House for the first time since 1985 in a stunning new production.
Jonas Kaufmann, Eva-Maria Westbroek, Željko Lu?i?
Umberto Giordano
Antonio Pappano
David McVicar
Production Information
Opera in four acts
Sung in Italian
Running time 150 minutes (approx)
Including one interval
- Thu 29th:
- 19:15
Big Hero 6
With all the heart and humor audiences expect from Walt Disney Animation Studios, "Big Hero 6" is an action-packed comedy-adventure about robotics prodigy Hiro Hamada, who learns to harness his genius-thanks to his brilliant brother Tadashi and their like-minded friends: adrenaline junkie Go Go Tamago, neatnik Wasabi, chemistry whiz Honey Lemon and fanboy Fred. When a devastating turn of events catapults them into the midst of a dangerous plot unfolding in the streets of San Fransokyo, Hiro turns to his closest companion-a robot named Baymax-and transforms the group into a band of high-tech heroes determined to solve the mystery.
World Of Dreams
Upcoming Director / Writer Ryan Vacey has assembled aspiring Actors from the local community of West Cornwall. The self funded project has ventured to various locations around West Cornwall to produce this Micro-budget film.
The Journey Begins in the action packed, sci-fi adventure World Of Dreams! Jason Taylor (Igor Sharp), a University student who has joined an excavation as part of a work placement with Dr Robert Goodwell (Carl Hobday). On the site he meets a Mysterious man (Tony King) who claims they have found something. This in fact turns out to be a forgotten civilisation!
- Fri 30th:
- 19:00
American Sniper
From director Clint Eastwood comes "American Sniper," starring Bradley Cooper as Chris Kyle, the most lethal sniper in U.S. military history. But there was much more to this true American hero than his skill with a rifle. U.S. Navy SEAL sniper Chris Kyle is sent to Iraq with only one mission: to protect his brothers-in-arms. His pinpoint accuracy saves countless lives on the battlefield and, as stories of his courageous exploits spread, he earns the nickname "Legend." However, his reputation is also growing behind enemy lines, putting a price on his head and making him a prime target of insurgents. Despite the danger, as well as the toll on his family at home, Chris serves through four harrowing tours of duty in Iraq, becoming emblematic of the SEAL creed to "leave no man behind." But upon returning home, Chris finds that it is the war he cant leave behind.
The Boxtrolls
A family event movie from the creators of "Coraline" and "ParaNorman" that introduces audiences to a new breed of family - The Boxtrolls, a community of quirky, mischievous creatures who have lovingly raised an orphaned human boy named Eggs (voiced by Isaac Hempstead-Wright) in the amazing cavernous home theyve built beneath the streets of Cheesebridge. When the towns villain, Archibald Snatcher (Academy Award winner Ben Kingsley), comes up with a plot to get rid of the Boxtrolls, Eggs decides to venture above ground, "into the light," where he meets and teams up with fabulously feisty Winnifred (Elle Fanning). Together, they devise a daring plan to save Eggs family. Directors: Anthony Staachi and Graham Annable.
Tinker Bell And The Legend Of The Neverbeast
The Kidnapping Of Michel Houellebecq
September 16th 2011. The TV news networks, newspapers, blogs, websites and radio stations are all reporting on one story: star author Michel Houellebecq, winner of the prestigious Prix Goncourt in 2010, has been abducted. Some members of the media go so far as to suggest that Al-Qaeda may be involved.
For the next few days, the news ripples through literary circles and members of the press, feeding buzz and speculation. A brazen kidnapping? An identity crisis? A plan to escape abroad? A schizophrenic delirium?
Michel will never provide the media with any rational explanation for what happened to him.
Loves Labours Lost - Live - Royal Shakespeare Company
Summer 1914. In order to dedicate themselves to a life of study, the King and his friends take an oath to avoid the company of women for three years. No sooner have they made their pledge than the Princess of France and her ladies-in-waiting arrive, presenting them with a severe test of resolve.
Shakespeares sparkling comedy delights in championing and then unravelling an unrealistic vow, mischievously suggesting that the study of the opposite sex is in fact the highest of all academic endeavours. Only at the end of the play is the merriment curtailed as the lovers agree to submit to a period apart, unaware that the world around them is about to be utterly transformed by the war to end all wars.
Christopher Luscombe directs one acting company in both Loves Labours Lost and Loves Labours Won (usually known as Much Ado About Nothing).
- Wed 11th:
- 19:00
Fifty Shades Of Grey
Fifty Shades of Grey is the hotly anticipated film adaptation of the bestselling book that has become a global phenomenon. Since its release, the "Fifty Shades" trilogy has been translated into 51 languages worldwide and sold more than 100 million copies in e-book and print—making it one of the biggest and fastest-selling book series ever.
Stepping into the roles of Christian Grey and Anastasia Steele, who have become iconic to millions of readers, are Jamie Dornan and Dakota Johnson.
Showing from the 13th February 2015, the times will be available on the website the Tuesday before this date.
Kajaki Dam 2006. A company of young British soldiers encounter an unexpected, terrifying enemy. A dried-out river bed, and under every step the possibility of an anti-personnel mine. A mine that could cost you your leg - or your life.
Showing from the 24th February 2015, the times will be available on the website the Tuesday before this date.
Der Fliegende Hollander - Live - Royal Opera House
Wagner's first masterpiece explores the themes of damnation and redemption that would fascinate the composer throughout his career. In this tale of a captain forced to sail the seas for eternity unless released by the faithful love of a good woman, and the lonely girl who longs to save him, Wagner created two unforgettable characters operating near the limits of human emotion. Tim Albery's atmospheric 2009 modern-dress staging provides an ideal platform on which Bryn Terfel's turbulent Dutchman and Adrianne Pieczonka's visionary Senta will explore their passions and struggle to find salvation in a hostile world. Admired for his Wagner interpretations with the CBSO and at Bayreuth, Andris Nelsons returns to steer the orchestra through Wagner's stormy score.
Bryn Terfel, Adrianne Pieczonka, Peter Rose
Richard Wagner
Andris Nelsons
Tim Albery
Production Information
Opera in three acts
Sung in German
Running time 140 minutes (approx)
No interval
- Tue 24th:
- 19:15
Loves Labours Won - Live - Royal Shakespeare Company
Autumn 1918. A group of soldiers return from the trenches. The world-weary Benedick and his friend Claudio find themselves reacquainted with Beatrice and Hero. As memories of conflict give way to a life of parties and masked balls, Claudio and Hero fall madly, deeply in love, while Benedick and Beatrice reignite their own altogether more combative courtship.
Shakespeares comic romance plays out amidst the brittle high spirits of a post-war house party, as youthful passions run riot, lovers are deceived and happiness is threatened before peace ultimately wins the day.
Christopher Luscombe directs the second of Shakespeares matching pair of comedies that rejoice in our capacity to find love in the most unlikely places. Better known as Much Ado About Nothing, the play is performed under the title Loves Labours Won, a name possibly given to it during Shakespeares lifetime.
- Wed 4th:
- 19:00
Behind The Beautiful Forevers - Live - National Theatre
Meera Syal (The Kumars, Goodness Gracious Me, Rafta Rafta at the National) returns to the National Theatre, directed by Rufus Norris (Broken, London Road).
Pulizter Prize-winner Katherine Boo spent three years in Annawadi recording the lives of its residents. From her uncompromising book, winner of the National Book Award for Non-Fiction 2012, David Hare has fashioned a tumultuous play on an epic scale.
India is surging with global ambition. But beyond the luxury hotels surrounding Mumbai airport lies a makeshift slum, full of people with plans of their own. Zehrunisa and her son Abdul aim to recycle enough rubbish to fund a proper house. Sunil, twelve and stunted, wants to eat until he's as tall as Kalu the thief. Asha seeks to steal government anti-poverty funds to turn herself into a 'first-class person', while her daughter Manju intends to become the slum's first female graduate.
But their schemes are fragile; global recession threatens the garbage trade, and another slum-dweller is about to make an accusation that will destroy herself and shatter the neighbourhood.
- Thu 12th:
- 19:00
Swan Lake - Live - Royal Opera House
Swan Lake, surely the greatest of all Romantic ballets, is the captivating story of a beautiful woman transformed into a swan, and a heart-rending tribute to the power of love. Swan Lake is a perfect synthesis of choreography and music and, though Tchaikovsky did not live to see it become a success, his first ballet score is now synonymous with ballet itself, inspiring generations of dancers and crossing over into popular culture. From the earliest days of the Vic-Wells Ballet, Swan Lake has been one of The Royal Ballet's signature works. In creating this production, Anthony Dowell aimed to return to an authentic version of the choreography created by the great Marius Petipa and Lev Ivanov for the Mariinsky Theatre in 1895. Yolanda Sonnabend's designs draw on the Russian Imperial Court of that period with an inspired blend of historical accuracy and gothic fantasy. The court scenes of Acts I and III have a dark glamour rooted in the opulent style of Carl Fabergé, while the famous lakeside 'white' acts are rich with mist, shadow and moonlight.
Cast to be confirmed
Pyotr Il'yich Tchaikovsky
Boris Gruzin
Marius Petipa and Lev Ivanov
Production Information
Ballet in four acts
Running time 180 minutes (approx)
Including two intervals
- Tue 17th:
- 19:15
Hamlet - Royal Exchange Manchester
From its sell-out run at Manchester's Royal Exchange Theatre comes this unique and critically acclaimed production of Shakespeare's tragic Hamlet. In this stripped-back, fresh and fast-paced version, BAFTA nominee Maxine Peake creates a Hamlet for now, giving a performance hailed as "delicately ferocious" by The Guardian and "a milestone Hamlet" by the Manchester Evening News.
Hamlet is Shakespeare's most iconic work. The play explodes with big ideas and is the ultimate story of loyalty, love, betrayal, murder and madness. Hamlet's father is dead and Denmark has crowned a new king. Consumed by grief, he struggles to exact revenge, with devastating consequences.
This groundbreaking stage production, directed by Sarah Frankcom, was the Royal Exchange's fastest-selling show in a decade. Alongside Maxine Peake as the eponymous prince, a number of other roles, including Polonious and Rosencrantz, are also played by women. Hamlet is brought to cinemas by director Margaret Williams, whose Written on Skin for the Royal Opera House/BBC won the Gramophone Contemporary Award and the Diapason d'or, and producers Anne Beresford and Debbie Gray, the team behind the highly successful cinema broadcast of Peter Grimes on Aldeburgh Beach.
- Mon 23rd:
- 19:15
A View From The Bridge - Live - National Theatre - A Young Vic Production
Don't miss a stellar cast led by Mark Strong (The Imitation Game; Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy) in the Young Vic's 'magnetic, electrifying, astonishingly bold' production of A View from the Bridge – the Evening Standard, Guardian and Independent's top theatre pick of 2014.
The great Arthur Miller confronts the American dream in this dark and passionate tale. In Brooklyn, longshoreman Eddie Carbone welcomes his Sicilian cousins to the land of freedom. But when one of them falls for his beautiful niece, they discover that freedom comes at a price. Eddie's jealous mistrust exposes a deep, unspeakable secret – one that drives him to commit the ultimate betrayal.
The visionary Ivo van Hove directs this stunning production of Miller's tragic masterpiece, broadcast from London's West End by National Theatre Live.
- Thu 26th:
- 19:00
Rise & Fall Of The City Of Mahagonny - Live - Royal Opera House
A major work from the remarkable partnership of playwright and poet Bertolt Brecht and composer Kurt Weill, Mahagonny was first performed in Leipzig in 1930. Its first ever Royal Opera staging, by Associate Director of Opera John Fulljames, is sung in English, and conducted by Mark Wigglesworth – recently announced as the successor to Edward Gardner as Music Director of English National Opera. Mahagonny is a satire on money, morality and pleasure-seeking among the dubious citizens of a fictional city. The richly varied, jazz-infused score, influenced by ragtime music, includes such irresistible melodies as the 'Alabama Song' and many dramatic ensembles. The superb cast includes Kurt Streit as the wild lumberjack Jimmy, Christine Rice as his sweetheart Jenny, Anne Sofie von Otter in a welcome return to The Royal Opera as the cunning Leokadja Begbick, and Peter Hoare and Willard W. White as her helpers and fellow-fugitives Fatty and Moses.
Christine Rice, Willard W. White, Anne Sofie von Otter, Kurt Streit, Peter Hoare and Darren Jeffery
Kurt Weill
Mark Wigglesworth
John Fulljames
Production Information
Opera in three acts
Sung in English
Running time 180 minutes (approx)
Including two intervals
- Wed 1st:
- 19:15
The Hard Problem - Live - National Theatre
Acclaimed playwright Tom Stoppard (Shakespeare in Love, Arcadia, Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead) returns to the National Theatre with his highly-anticipated new play The Hard Problem, directed by Nicholas Hytner (Othello, Hamlet, One Man, Two Guvnors).
Hilary, a young psychology researcher at a brainscience institute, is nursing a private sorrow and a troubling question at work, where psychology and biology meet. If there is nothing but matter, what is consciousness? This is 'the hard problem' which puts Hilary at odds with her colleagues who include her first mentor Spike, her boss Leo and the billionaire founder of the institute, Jerry. Is the day coming when the computer and the fMRI scanner will answer all the questions psychology can ask? Meanwhile Hilary needs a miracle, and she is prepared to pray for one.
- Thu 16th:
- 19:00
La Fille Mal Gardee - Live - Royal Opera House
Frederick Ashton's final full-length ballet is one of his most joyous creations, inspired by his love for the Suffolk countryside. It is based on an 1828 French ballet and the music was adapted by John Lanchbery from Ferdinand Hérold's original score. La Fille mal gardée was a resounding success on its premiere in 1960 and has remained a firm favourite in The Royal Ballet's repertory. The ballet is laced with good humour and a whirl of dancing chickens, grouchy guardians and halfwit suitors take to the stage. Ashton affectionately incorporated elements of national folk dance into his choreography, from a Lancashire clog dance to a maypole dance, making La Fille mal gardée (despite its title) The Royal Ballet's most emphatically English work. Osbert Lancaster's colourful designs reinforce the robust wit of the production.
Cast to be confirmed
Ferdinand Hérold
Barry Wordsworth
Frederick Ashton
Production Information
Ballet in two acts
Running time 135 minutes (approx)
Including one interval
- Tue 5th:
- 19:15
Man And Superman - Live - National Theatre
Academy Award® nominee Ralph Fiennes (The English Patient, Schindler's List; Oedipus at the National Theatre) plays Jack Tanner in this exhilarating reinvention of Shaw's witty, provocative classic.
A romantic comedy, an epic fairytale, a fiery philosophical debate, Man and Superman asks fundamental questions about how we live.
Jack Tanner, celebrated radical thinker and rich bachelor, seems an unlikely choice as guardian to the alluring heiress, Ann. But she takes it in her assured stride and, despite the love of a poet, she decides to marry and tame this dazzling revolutionary.
Tanner, appalled by the whiff of domesticity, is tipped off by his chauffeur and flees to Spain, where he is captured by bandits and meets The Devil. An extraordinary dream-debate, heaven versus hell, ensues. Following in hot pursuit, Ann is there when Tanner awakes, as fierce in her certainty as he is in his.
- Thu 14th:
- 19:00
The Pirates Of Penzance - Live: English National Opera
English National Opera: The Pirates of Penzance (LIVE) by Gilbert & Sullivan directed by Mike Leigh.
Guaranteed to be a major event, Mike Leigh (Palme d'Or winner and five times Oscar nominee) directs his first ever opera for the stage. Gilbert and Sullivan's popular comic opera features much-loved favourites including A Policeman's Lot is Not a Happy One and I am the Very Model of a Modern Major General.
- Tue 19th:
- 19:30
La Boheme - Live - Royal Opera House
The most popular opera of all returns in one of The Royal Opera's best loved stagings, regularly revived since its opening night in 1974 – and now being seen for the very last time. John Copley's keen stagecraft and loving attention to period and dramatic detail make his production a masterpiece of realism, while Julia Trevelyan Oman's designs evoke the atmosphere of 19th-century Paris. Several of today's greatest opera stars return to bid farewell to this sublime staging, notably Anna Netrebko as Mimì, and Joseph Calleja as her lover, Rodolfo. Israeli conductor Dan Ettinger conducts one of Puccini's most emotional and melodious scores, in a revival that promises to go down in Royal Opera history.
Anna Netrebko, Joseph Calleja, Lucas Meachem and Jennifer Rowley
Giacomo Puccini
Dan Ettinger
John Copley
Production Information
Opera in four acts
Sung in Italian
Running Time 170 minutes (approx)
Including two intervals
- Wed 10th:
- 19:15
Guillaume Tell - Live - Royal Opera House
Opening with what is arguably the most exciting of all operatic overtures, Rossini's final opera helped to lay the foundations of the genre of French grand opéra that dominated European stages throughout the mid-19th century. The opera's theme is liberty, as exemplified in the struggle against Austrian occupation led by the Swiss archer and patriot Guillaume Tell: in the opera's most famous scene, Tell shoots an apple from his son's head, a feat that inspires his countrymen to revolt. Rossini's score is one of his most outstanding, and packed with glorious arias, choruses and ensembles, as those who have heard Antonio Pappano's admired recording will know. The exciting young Italian director Damiano Michieletto makes his debut with what promises to be a spectacular and thought-provoking production.
Gerald Finley, Malin Byström, John Osborn, Enkelejda Shkosa, Sofia Fomina and Nicolas Courjal
Gioachino Rossini
Antonio Pappano
Damiano Michieletto
Production Information
Opera in four acts
Sung in French
Running time 240 minutes (approx)
Including two intervals
- Sun 5th:
- 14:45
The Merchant Of Venice - Live - Royal Shakespeare Company
In the melting pot of Venice, trade is God. With its ships plying the globe, the city opens its arms to all, as long as they come prepared to do business and there is profit to be made.
With the gold flowing all is well, but when a contract between Bassanio and Shylock is broken, simmering racial tensions boil over. A wronged father, and despised outsider, Shylock looks to exact the ultimate price for a deal sealed in blood.
Polly Findlay (Arden of Faversham 2014) directs Shakespeares uncompromising tragedy.
- Wed 22nd:
- 19:00
Othello - Live - Royal Shakespeare Company
Othello is the greatest general of his age. A fearsome warrior, loving husband and revered defender of Venice against its enemies.
But he is also an outsider whose victories have created enemies of his own, men driven by prejudice and jealousy to destroy him. As they plot in the shadows, Othello realises too late that the greatest danger lies not in the hatred of others, but his own fragile and destructive pride.
After more than a decade working in film and television on projects from Star Wars to Holby City, Hugh Quarshie returns to the RSC to play Shakespeare's Othello. He was last seen with us in Faust and Julius Caesar (1996). Hugh will play opposite Lucian Msamati in the role of Iago, returning to the RSC following his role as Pericles in 2006. The production is directed by Iqbal Khan (Much Ado About Nothing, 2012).
- Wed 26th:
- 19:00


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Maybe Senator Elizabeth Dole teaches a community college English class on the side and wants to show her students a cartoonish, real-life example of "irony," because that's the only way to explain her current episode of retardation. She has introduced an amendment to the HIV/AIDS/etc. relief bill nearing completion in the Senate that would rename it after dead Senator Jesse Helms, the famous hero who once said, "There is not one single case of AIDS in this country that cannot be traced in origin to sodomy." This Senate bill, interestingly enough, will probably contain another amendment — this one from John Kerry and Gordon Smith — to remove the HIV travel and immigration ban for foreigners hoping to enter the United States. This ban, of course, began in 1987 and is called the "Helms Amendment." So basically, Boo Elizabeth Dole! Elizabeth Dole has gonorrhea! [HuffPo]
Hola wonkerados.
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Serolf Divad You know, come to think of it, Jesse Helms can probably trace his own origin to anal Sodomy.
queeraselvis v 2.0 I hope hope HOPE she's doing this because she knows that Jesse would be a doing a 360 in his grave, and not because she's trying to somehow rehabilitate the Satanic assbucket.
FreshCliches Let's go with the "Arthur Ashe Memorial To Jesse Helms' Stupidity Act", and REALLY fuck 'em all up.
echoman2000 where to begin? what's that on her head? IT'S A WIIIIIIIGGGGGG! AN EMPTY HEADED WIIIIIIIGGGGGG!!!
no really, i'm at a loss…literally. i'm just sitting here shaking my head. please make this stop. it's got to stop.
V572625694 I was flying from Charlotte to DC one time when Liddy was Red Cross honcho. It was just before boarding and some suited wonk kept poking his head out a VIP holding tank to see if it was time to get on. I was in the first row, nobody next to me, and in the first row across the aisle, Liddy and the wonk got on. The wonk was then sent back to coach so Liddy wouldn't have to sit next to some random icky member of the public.
You could catch AIDS that way, I guess
Gopherit v2.0 "There is not one single case of AIDS in this country that cannot be traced in origin to sodomy."
This rule of thumb should be renamed the 6 degrees of Jesse Helms. Any act of sodomy in the US can be traced back to Jesse Helms in 6 acts of sodomy or less.
For instance: Bob Dole has almost certainly taken advantage of his little blue pills to perform sodomy on his (gods forgive me) "beautiful" wife Elizabeth who once performed in a show with a donkey that once was a close, personal pet of Jesse Helms!
1ofUS The drool from those ruby red lips lisp a slippery viagra falls of powerful man-scent. She can make a dead man cum…and she will. She WILL!
Hooray For Anything This story makes my head hurt
Truculent She just wants to honor all them nigras what got the disease from doin' all that dope and all, and then spreadin' it around to their wimmin so we white people have to pay to cure it or they might put the germs in our Blimpie sandwiches. Jesse's just looking out for folks.
Terry The best that can come from this is that she'll anger a broad range of voters in NC and they'll kick her arse out of office. The conservatives should be pissed off that she'd want to attach Helms name to a bill associated with gays and drug users. The rest of the voters should just be asking "Really, Liddy? WTF is wrong with your brain?"
NoWireHangers The Repubs love re-writing history. If you're going to be an asshole during your life, at least own the asshattery after you die.
ALIVE! [re=37318]queeraselvis v 2.0[/re]: That's what I'm thinking. It's some subversive name-the-San-Francisco-sewage-plant-after-George-W-Bush type thing. I hope.
medievalist I think it should be called "The Jesse Helms Memorial Defense of Sodomy Act."
tsunami i'd have done her backdoor when she was younger.
professor.cj after reading this I thought, huh, she must be one of those legally retarded senators you hear so much about, so I checked Wikipedia real quick, and apparently she went to some real fancy schools and stuff, so wtf?
i'm not sure who Kay Hagan is, but she's running against Dole this fall, so I'm sending her five bucks, so she can oust that rat-ass-crazy-bitch-lionizing-the-evil-bastard-who-killed-my-friends-with-the-thing-he-killed-them-with. or something like that. angry homer no think good.
also, she looks like a mary kay rep with bad teef.
queerbubbles Oh.
Thank god this woman cant procreate!
shortsshortsshorts And all this time I thought the Republican Party was the origin of sodomy….
Servo The only befitting use of his name is for the lower colon. We'll call it the Helms region.
Looks like Liz showed up at Glamour Shots all shnookered. A few too many mint juleps? -
SayItWithWookies Can we call it the "Sodomize the Memory of Jesse Helms Before He's Even Cold in the Grave Act"? Pleeeeease? And can we add amendments normalizing relations with Cuba and granting citizenship to gay black junkies who were oppressed by our right-wing puppets during the cold war?
randomsausage I've seen La Dole up close. She has a face more wrinkled than a bulldog chewing a wasp. Some serious Photoshopping has been going on with that picture. The Iranians have the Clone Tool, the Republicans have The Healing Brush.
GayInMaine Just when I think that I've heard all the stupid possible from one political party for one day – this comes along.
I'd love to snark more on this, but as someone that lived through the 80's and 90's watching his friends die while Jesse and his ilk were all but applauding it, I'm just sick reading this.
Go away Elizabeth, and your little dog, too!
Botswana Meat Commission FC I honestly thought she was dead. I'm being 100% snark free.
Rev. Peter Lemonjello Shouldn't it be the Reagan AIDS bill, seeings how he invented the AIDS and all?
queeraselvis v 2.0 [re=37367]randomsausage[/re]: Judging from that hairdo, the pic was probably taken in 1982.
Not_So_Much [re=37318]queeraselvis v 2.0[/re]: I'm with you. I think all things gay should have a name connection to Assfuck Helms.
Well, except the Santorum. That's already taken…
Darehead Well, she had to be doing it with someone before Viagra was invented.
Truculent "The chair recognizes Senator Dole."
"Mr. President, the thrust of my motion to rename this bill after the late Senator Helms is this; we cannot fudge our AIDS problem any longer. Too many times we have sought back avenues instead of taking a frontal approach to this serious problem. We must not blow it this time around. Senator Helms always took a stiff stance on issues regarding America's sexual health. It's time to ram this legislation through this body and then shoot it over to the House where upturned faces of out colleagues will wait with eager anticipation for the splash of goodwill this law will generate. Mr. President, I yield my time so I can get a Kleenex."
Lorax That's a MAN, baby!
onehotdisaster dole is a buttgoblin.
ReelectTilden It's fitting, because Helms was the force behind the government effort to create AIDS to kill the queers and the nigras.
tunamelt [re=37318]queeraselvis v 2.0[/re]: Basically pissing on his grave.
masterdebater If ever there was a woman who needed a good old fashioned gorilla raping…
Doglessliberal [re=37376]Not_So_Much[/re]: and troyking
ScottZumwalt professor.cj, thank you for the contribution. Kay just finished up a great quarter and her race is gaining attention nationwide.
Take a look by visiting her website: http://www.kayhagan.com
*Disclosure: I am Kay Hagan's Online Communications Director*
Doglessliberal [re=37367]randomsausage[/re]: Her husband, however, has had so much plastic surgery, he looks like a wax replica of himself.
Dairy Queen WOW…what a c%$t.
Schadenfried She's a SENATOR? When did this shit happen?
Larry Fine So what I got out of this article was that Jesse Helms died of AIDS.
ALIVE! [re=37380]Truculent[/re]: Ladies and gentlemen, we have a winner.
Makeithurt Those of us who've spent our lives perfecting sodomy are outraged at how all this gives it a bad name.
Truculent [re=37424]ALIVE![/re]: Thank you. If I didn't have an actual job with real responsibilities, her speech would have been much longer.
Iggy Plop Here's an idea to honor the memory of Jesse Helms. It'll work in any major metropolis that offers those dumbass horse cart rides around the park/cutsey downtown shopping area (which are atavistic and cruel and needlessly tie up traffic, but that's a different issue). Make up little notecard placards with Jesse's name on it, birth and death dates, and glue toothpicks to them. See where this is going? Yep, little memorial stacks of horseshit all over the place.
queeraselvis v 2.0 [re=37376]Not_So_Much[/re]: We could rename the Dirty Sanchez the "Jizzy Helms" in his honor. Maybe someone should poll Dan Savage and see what he thinks.
Combover The Bill Clinton Institute for Purity Before and After Marriage! (BCIPBAM!)
Studge Who elected Phyllis Diller to the Senate, anyhow?
Clancy_Pants Elizabeth Dole – Anita Bryant? Separated at birth or the same person? Anyone seen them in the same room at the same time?
madirishman [re=37325]V572625694[/re]: I worked for the Red Cross back when Liddy was the CEO. I think she got the job because Sen. Bob pulled some strings. She was universally DESPISED by the rank-and-file at the Red Cross because she had NO FUCKING IDEA what she was doing! The FDA hammered the Red Cross because of problems with its blood collection and testing processes, and Liddy lasted maybe two years.
Which made her wonderfully qualified to become a U.S. Senator. And her Jesse Helms AIDS bill is clear evidence of a lack of oxygen in the Senate chambers. The brain damage must be massive!
BeachLover420 Okay, who slipped the LSD into my tea? This is so wrong on so many levels. F Liddy and I hope Jesse is burning in hell.
Combover The Hillary Clinton Act for More Attractive Skirts, Dresses and Twin-Sets! (HCAMASDAT!)
Combover The Obama Act for Levity in Politics! (BOALIP!)
Advocatus_Diaboli I'm thinking the "John Hinckley Protect the President from Assassins Act of 2008″
Hart88 This is only slightly more ironic than naming an airport after Reagan, you know.
pierce bottoms what a lovely gesture! if it doesn't work out, maybe they can market a big black dildo and call it "the Helmsman."
Doglessliberal [re=37510]Hart88[/re]: I hear that twice a day every work day, and it grates each time. I refuse to call it that.
Scarab I'd hit that
… with a bowling ball bag full of horseshoes. -
Truculent Dear, dear Liddy, bent over her desk late at night, the ghost of Jesse Helms behind her, pushing, pushing to get the bill written. Gritting her teeth, she struggles to take it all in; teh complexity of the legislation, the scope of the problem worldwide. Her insides feel torn as she contemplates the task that will soon be in front of her, when she will enjoy teh sweet pearls of wisdom that follow a good, hard legislative caucus
SayItWithWookies [re=37539]Doglessliberal[/re]: Ever since the name change, I've called it Idiot National.
Doglessliberal [re=37558]SayItWithWookies[/re]: That'll work!
kudzu Cunt.
larz I didn't think that repugnican'ts got "irony".
anabellum Liz is just trying to thank Jesse for all the help he gave her family with the 'negroes'….
heres a list compiled from the 1850 US Census Slave Schedule…her great grandfathers name was Henry Cathey, her families lived in Meckenburg county N.C. for generations……
Matthew Crunt I was giving a blow job at St. Alphonis' Rectory when I heard the news! The altar boy fell off the ladder! What next? Will we find out Cindy McTemper is not a cunt, but has balls bigger than King Kong? The really good thing about Helms is that he is DEAD!! He and Cocksucker Snow didn't get to vote for McTemper. My favorite kind of republicans….DEAD! BYE BYE
anabellum [re=37678]anabellum[/re]: make that…Mecklenburg…
wonk_the_heck Her next exploit? Renaming the AIDS Memorial Quilt to
the Jesse Helms Homeland Security Blanket. -
randomsausage I'm pretty sure I saw the full body shot of this chick on a granny porn site the other day
Borat [re=37355]shortsshortsshorts[/re]: exactly. it seems like all those republican swingers are into hard sweaty nakid hary buttsecks…oh yeah what was i talking about. oh bob dole was a stud
snig Compromise is in order. How bout the "Jesse Helms is thankfully dead and can now longer delay funding and cause untold human misery like the evil bastard used to Memorial Act".
Borat [re=37463]madirishman[/re]: that's pretty sad that the best job bobby dole could get his wife is ceo of the red cross. i think mccrack referred to womyn red cross workers them as donut dollies in back in 'nam. sellin his wife out as a hooka, man what a tool
magic titty Just when you thought Elizabeth Dole was all dead and shit, she shows us her shriveled teat tattoo, that reads "Helms"
popsicle schitk After reading for 2 years, I finally registered just to say:
What an evil, retarded asshole. I hope when her time comes she'll find herself right next to ol' Jesse – sweating off that pancake make-up.
BadNewsJack How dare you guys mock Jessie Helms. This man has done so much for the….. *snort* sorry, almost said that with a straight face.
Democratica From Liddy's bio on her Senate website: "In January 1999, Elizabeth Dole concluded her service at the Red Cross and sought the Republican presidential nomination. In her campaign for president of the United States, Elizabeth Dole became the first viable woman candidate from a major political party. She attracted thousands of first-time voters into the democratic process."
First? Viable? Woman? Candidate? Huh. Apparently she's got some experience in the history-rewriting biz…
S. Cullen Bonz Does her husband still give her the Dole banana? It's a great banana (because it's Dole).
Scooter As hideous as Liddy is, her skin suggests she is perhaps alive. Meanwhile Sen. I'm Bob Dole looks like an animatronic Egyptian mummy who's been tagged with dayglo orange backstage!
madirishman [re=37959]Democratica[/re]: Did you SEE her at the '96 Republican convention? Mother of God! Every word, gesture and step was choreographed like the robots in "The Hall of Presidents" at Disney World! That woman couldn't be spontaneous if her life depended on it! She makes Walnuts look like Patrick Stewart!
RobPetrified There seems to be a strange dichotomy in the rightwingnut mind that makes this sort of Bizarro World thinking rational to them.
I'm reminded of an ultra rightwing, Bush loving, homo hating, person with whom I frequently lock horns on another forum.
He sends me private messages about how much he obcesses about my beautiful anus, but in public, well, he's just another gay hatin', restroom prowling toe tapper.
I don't pretend to be able to understand the twisted logic these creatures are hard wired with, but like so many things that I don't understand, I have learned that "it is what it is."
Is there any evidence that Lizzie may secretly be a lezzie?
What a twisted world we live in.
Who putthe insane in charge of the asylum?
How insane will I>/i> have to become to be …..NAH, I don't want it. -
Fata Morgana YAY! Open html tag!
dcjdjay Yet another smashing legislative achievement by this dealer of botox and Viagra.
flyingspaghettimonster really? is she some kind of cunty, right-wing performance artist?
Rockwell I've always wondered about the left's obsession with AIDS. I've always assumed that it has something to do with the left's embrace of personal irresponsibility, which is of course how AIDS spreads.
metroblaze I can't tell if Rockwell up there was, at 12:08 this morning, defending Liddy Dole's personal irresponsibility for her most recent remarkable political travesty at issue, the profound ignorance underlying which is of course how the AIDS pandemic was perpetuatuated for so long, or if his corpus callosum is just queefing again whilst he forces out another hemorrhagic anal polyp!


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Comment on this storyKampala - Key Ugandan opposition leader and Kampala mayor Erias Lukwago resumed office on Monday five months after being ousted in a power struggle with the ruling party, reports said.
The political battle came amid criticism of President Yoweri Museveni - who is preparing to run in elections scheduled for 2016, which will be his 30th year in power - for stifling opposition groups.
Mayor Lukwago was dismissed from the powerful post in November by the city council - dominated by Museveni's ruling National Resistance Movement (NRM) - after they accused him of incompetence.
But he returned to his office after a court ruling last week said his removal had been illegal.
Lukwago, who was elected mayor in 2011 as an independent candidate, has been a vocal challenger of the government.
However, many of the mayor's powers have in recent years been transferred to the city council, headed by a leader appointed by the president.
Uganda's Daily Monitor newspaper showed photographs of Lukwago back in his office, celebrating with supporters.
"We are going to abide by the court's decision," city council spokesman Robert Kalumba told the newspaper. - AFP
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The Message (MSG) | New International Version (NIV) |
1 The whole community was in an uproar, wailing all night long. | 1 That night all the people of the community raised their voices and wept aloud. |
2 All the People of Israel grumbled against Moses and Aaron. The entire community was in on it: "Why didn't we die in Egypt? Or in this wilderness? | 2 All the Israelites grumbled against Moses and Aaron, and the whole assembly said to them, "If only we had died in Egypt! Or in this desert! |
3 Why has God brought us to this country to kill us? Our wives and children are about to become plunder. Why don't we just head back to Egypt? And right now!" | 3 Why is the LORD bringing us to this land only to let us fall by the sword? Our wives and children will be taken as plunder. Wouldn't it be better for us to go back to Egypt?" |
4 Soon they were all saying it to one another: "Let's pick a new leader; let's head back to Egypt." | 4 And they said to each other, "We should choose a leader and go back to Egypt." |
5 Moses and Aaron fell on their faces in front of the entire community, gathered in emergency session. | 5 Then Moses and Aaron fell facedown in front of the whole Israelite assembly gathered there. |
6 Joshua son of Nun and Caleb son of Jephunneh, members of the scouting party, ripped their clothes | 6 Joshua son of Nun and Caleb son of Jephunneh, who were among those who had explored the land, tore their clothes |
7 and addressed the assembled People of Israel: "The land we walked through and scouted out is a very good land - very good indeed. | 7 and said to the entire Israelite assembly, "The land we passed through and explored is exceedingly good. |
8 If God is pleased with us, he will lead us into that land, a land that flows, as they say, with milk and honey. And he'll give it to us. | 8 If the LORD is pleased with us, he will lead us into that land, a land flowing with milk and honey, and will give it to us. |
9 Just don't rebel against God! And don't be afraid of those people. Why, we'll have them for lunch! They have no protection and God is on our side. Don't be afraid of them!" | 9 Only do not rebel against the LORD. And do not be afraid of the people of the land, because we will swallow them up. Their protection is gone, but the LORD is with us. Do not be afraid of them." |
10 But, up in arms now, the entire community was talking of hurling stones at them. | 10 But the whole assembly talked about stoning them. Then the glory of the LORD appeared at the Tent of Meeting to all the Israelites. |
11 God said to Moses, "How long will these people treat me like dirt? How long refuse to trust me? And with all these signs I've done among them! | 11 The LORD said to Moses, "How long will these people treat me with contempt? How long will they refuse to believe in me, in spite of all the miraculous signs I have performed among them? |
12 I've had enough - I'm going to hit them with a plague and kill them. But I'll make you into a nation bigger and stronger than they ever were." | 12 I will strike them down with a plague and destroy them, but I will make you into a nation greater and stronger than they." |
13 But Moses said to God, "The Egyptians are going to hear about this! You delivered this people from Egypt with a great show of strength, and now this? | 13 Moses said to the LORD, "Then the Egyptians will hear about it! By your power you brought these people up from among them. |
14 The Egyptians will tell everyone. They've already heard that you are God, that you are on the side of this people, that you are present among them, that they see you with their own eyes in your Cloud that hovers over them, in the Pillar of Cloud that leads them by day and the Pillar of Fire at night. | 14 And they will tell the inhabitants of this land about it. They have already heard that you, O LORD, are with these people and that you, O LORD, have been seen face to face, that your cloud stays over them, and that you go before them in a pillar of cloud by day and a pillar of fire by night. |
15 If you kill this entire people in one stroke, all the nations that have heard what has been going on will say, | 15 If you put these people to death all at one time, the nations who have heard this report about you will say, |
16 'Since God couldn't get these people into the land which he had promised to give them, he slaughtered them out in the wilderness.' | 16 'The LORD was not able to bring these people into the land he promised them on oath; so he slaughtered them in the desert.' |
17 "Now, please, let the power of the Master expand, enlarge itself greatly, along the lines you have laid out earlier when you said, | 17 "Now may the Lord's strength be displayed, just as you have declared: |
18 God, slow to get angry and huge in loyal love, forgiving iniquity and rebellion and sin; Still, never just whitewashing sin. But extending the fallout of parents' sins to children into the third, even the fourth generation. | 18 'The LORD is slow to anger, abounding in love and forgiving sin and rebellion. Yet he does not leave the guilty unpunished; he punishes the children for the sin of the fathers to the third and fourth generation.' |
19 "Please forgive the wrongdoing of this people out of the extravagance of your loyal love just as all along, from the time they left Egypt, you have been forgiving this people." | 19 In accordance with your great love, forgive the sin of these people, just as you have pardoned them from the time they left Egypt until now." |
20 God said, "I forgive them, honoring your words. | 20 The LORD replied, "I have forgiven them, as you asked. |
21 But as I live and as the Glory of God fills the whole Earth - | 21 Nevertheless, as surely as I live and as surely as the glory of the LORD fills the whole earth, |
22 not a single person of those who saw my Glory, saw the miracle signs I did in Egypt and the wilderness, and who have tested me over and over and over again, turning a deaf ear to me - | 22 not one of the men who saw my glory and the miraculous signs I performed in Egypt and in the desert but who disobeyed me and tested me ten times-- |
23 not one of them will set eyes on the land I so solemnly promised to their ancestors. No one who has treated me with such repeated contempt will see it. | 23 not one of them will ever see the land I promised on oath to their forefathers. No one who has treated me with contempt will ever see it. |
24 "But my servant Caleb - this is a different story. He has a different spirit; he follows me passionately. I'll bring him into the land that he scouted and his children will inherit it. | 24 But because my servant Caleb has a different spirit and follows me wholeheartedly, I will bring him into the land he went to, and his descendants will inherit it. |
25 "Since the Amalekites and Canaanites are so well established in the valleys, for right now change course and head back into the wilderness following the route to the Red Sea." | 25 Since the Amalekites and Canaanites are living in the valleys, turn back tomorrow and set out toward the desert along the route to the Red Sea." |
26 God spoke to Moses and Aaron: | 26 The LORD said to Moses and Aaron: |
27 "How long is this going to go on, all this grumbling against me by this evil-infested community? I've had my fill of complaints from these grumbling Israelites. | 27 "How long will this wicked community grumble against me? I have heard the complaints of these grumbling Israelites. |
28 Tell them, As I live - God's decree - here's what I'm going to do: | 28 So tell them, 'As surely as I live, declares the LORD, I will do to you the very things I heard you say: |
29 Your corpses are going to litter the wilderness - every one of you twenty years and older who was counted in the census, this whole generation of grumblers and grousers. | 29 In this desert your bodies will fall--every one of you twenty years old or more who was counted in the census and who has grumbled against me. |
30 Not one of you will enter the land and make your home there, the firmly and solemnly promised land, except for Caleb son of Jephunneh and Joshua son of Nun. | 30 Not one of you will enter the land I swore with uplifted hand to make your home, except Caleb son of Jephunneh and Joshua son of Nun. |
31 "Your children, the very ones that you said would be taken for plunder, I'll bring in to enjoy the land you rejected | 31 As for your children that you said would be taken as plunder, I will bring them in to enjoy the land you have rejected. |
32 while your corpses will be rotting in the wilderness. | 32 But you--your bodies will fall in this desert. |
33 These children of yours will live as shepherds in the wilderness for forty years, living with the fallout of your whoring unfaithfulness until the last of your generation lies a corpse in the wilderness. | 33 Your children will be shepherds here for forty years, suffering for your unfaithfulness, until the last of your bodies lies in the desert. |
34 You scouted out the land for forty days; your punishment will be a year for each day, a forty-year sentence to serve for your sins - a long schooling in my displeasure. | 34 For forty years--one year for each of the forty days you explored the land--you will suffer for your sins and know what it is like to have me against you.' |
35 "I, God, have spoken. I will most certainly carry out these things against this entire evil-infested community which has banded together against me. In this wilderness they will come to their end. There they will die." | 35 I, the LORD, have spoken, and I will surely do these things to this whole wicked community, which has banded together against me. They will meet their end in this desert; here they will die." |
36 So it happened that the men Moses sent to scout out the land returned to circulate false rumors about the land causing the entire community to grumble against Moses - | 36 So the men Moses had sent to explore the land, who returned and made the whole community grumble against him by spreading a bad report about it-- |
37 all these men died. Having spread false rumors of the land, they died in a plague, confronted by God. | 37 these men responsible for spreading the bad report about the land were struck down and died of a plague before the LORD. |
38 Only Joshua son of Nun and Caleb son of Jephunneh were left alive of the men who went to scout out the land. | 38 Of the men who went to explore the land, only Joshua son of Nun and Caleb son of Jephunneh survived. |
39 When Moses told all of this to the People of Israel, they mourned long and hard. | 39 When Moses reported this to all the Israelites, they mourned bitterly. |
40 But early the next morning they started out for the high hill country, saying, "We're here; we're ready - let's go up and attack the land that God promised us. We sinned, but now we're ready." | 40 Early the next morning they went up toward the high hill country. "We have sinned," they said. "We will go up to the place the LORD promised." |
41 But Moses said, "Why are you crossing God's command yet again? This won't work. | 41 But Moses said, "Why are you disobeying the LORD's command? This will not succeed! |
42 Don't attack. God isn't with you in this - you'll be beaten badly by your enemies. | 42 Do not go up, because the LORD is not with you. You will be defeated by your enemies, |
43 The Amalekites and Canaanites are ready for you and they'll kill you. Because you have left off obediently following God, God is not going to be with you in this." | 43 for the Amalekites and Canaanites will face you there. Because you have turned away from the LORD, he will not be with you and you will fall by the sword." |
44 But they went anyway; recklessly and arrogantly they climbed to the high hill country. But the Chest of the Covenant and Moses didn't budge from the camp. | 44 Nevertheless, in their presumption they went up toward the high hill country, though neither Moses nor the ark of the LORD's covenant moved from the camp. |
45 The Amalekites and the Canaanites who lived in the hill country came out of the hills and attacked and beat them, a rout all the way down to Hormah. | 45 Then the Amalekites and Canaanites who lived in that hill country came down and attacked them and beat them down all the way to Hormah. |
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The lady who had this WAVERLY FABRICS Bedspread made it herself. I could tell by looking on the inside where it was hemmed.There is a yellow fabric there acting as a facing. The bedspread has a couple of light spots, but are not readily visible. Ask me about them, I misplaced my notes. Otherwise the bedspread is in good condition. I think it was made in the 1940's or 50's. There is one small matching pillow case. I opened the pillow and took out the stuffing before I washed it so it has to be refilled and sewn on the top. The bedspread and small throw pillow case is $55.00
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