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This tutorial is for the cut and tuck method with a template.
Making the design and cutting the template is probably a whole tutorial by itself! For my ribbonwork, I use metal templates. The pattern shown below is done using 2 different metal templates.
When I first attempted ribbonwork, I was in awe of the details of the designs. After you learn the basic concepts of how ribbonwork is make, however, the process is quite simple. You are layering or singling stripes of ribbons on top of each other to product a design.
Above is the base design I started with. As I progressed the design did change slightly.
Using this design I was able to cut the 2 metal templates needed to make the ribbons.
These two templates are cut out of metal flashing. You can find this material at your local home improvement store. Ask for the metal flashing used in roof repairs.
With these templates you can create the individual ribbons that will be layered to create the pattern. It is helpful for me to break the design down into each ribbon.
Now that you have your design and templates made, you need to get your fabric. My ribbonwork is made fro moire taffeta. I buy it by the yard and cut it into stripes. There are some suppliers that sell fabric pre-cut.
To begin cutting the fabric, I wet the ribbon, then place it on a board.
Clamp the template on top of the fabric.
The use a razor blade to cut a line from the bottom of each template valley to the end of the fabric.
After each cut is made, fold the fabric back onto the template and iron down.
The above photo shows how the fabric will look after ironing.
Remove the clamps and set the fabric to the side to dry. I usually let mine dry overnight.
Next step is to begin sewing.
You will sew down each piece one at a time. I use fabric glue on the tips of the fabric to hold it in place while I sew. You will sew along the edge of the new fabric using the same color thread.
Leave the last piece's edge to mount that to the wool.
Here is a photo of the finished set.
Please let me know if you have any questions or concerns.
Have you made any ribbonwork suits? Please share your work!
Here is the finished suit being worn!
Design was done by Orville Gates.
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Catherine Al-Meten says:
Thank you for posting this. Beautiful work, and very clear, detailed instructions. I look forward to trying my hand at this beautiful art.
tobias grant says:
Thanks for sharing this blog, i am interested in ribbon work and this gives me a starting place for that.
Sonia Desnomie says:
It would be really nice if someone can post a tutorial on how to make a baby moss bag…Thanks
Greg Bergenske says:
Lets not forget that every great piece of ribbon work needs edge beading.
It's the little stuff that make straight suits so speial.
The craft world need good ribbon workers.
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Joy D says:
Thank you for this valuable info. Your work is beautiful.
yolanda estep says:
Very interesting…My grandmothers taught me the beadwork and quillwork…but no longer living…nice to have the info.
Leaf says:
Thank you Paul G.
William Gilbert says:
What is the length of the metal templates? 12″ or longer?
William Gilbert says:
also what is the width of the template?
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I wish you could have a youtube tutorial.
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Despite overwhelming evidence that anthropogenic climate change is real, potentially catastrophic, and accelerating, the theft of the East Anglia emails a year ago was turned into "Climategate" by the dirty energy lobby. This non-scandal was nothing but a bunch of hot air, perpetrated by "deniers," and to a large extend funded by the leading dirty energy (coal and oil) industries. (For more on this subject, see the superb book, "The Climate War," by Eric Pooley.)
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The report criticized some statistics used to prove that the last century was the warmest one in centuries, which means it proved that global warming is pretend, in the eyes of most Republicans…
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Some blooms from a quiet spot in my garden.
Vers. 1. Bindweed, that each year tries to take over my trellis. I don't mind too much as the large white flowers, (over 2" in diameter), are as good as, or better than, a 'Morning Glory'.
Vers. 2. Lysimachia punctata. Which is almost as invasive as the Bindweed, so I have to keep my eyes on it and then dig out some of the roots every now and then.
Vers. 3. A Clematis growing through the Bindweed, and showing that they will not yield to the bindweed.
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The bindweed is so pretty! And there's definitely a morning glory resemblance Exquisite picture of it, by the way.
Ohhh...the clematis you have over there are ammmaaazing. The clematis we have here is titchy. I still love 'em, but they are far from showy. Not like the beauts in V3!
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Hi everyone I'm new to the site and also to cruising. My boyfriend and I are booked on the Gem in Feb. We want to charge everything to his credit card. It occured to me this might not be possible because we have different last names, of course. Does the credit card one gives them on embarkation cover the room or the person?
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By Drew Turney
At the time this movie came out I really liked the way it explained everything that happened in the first film, with the religious nut Kane and the sect of followers he convinces to seal themselves inside a cave to await Armageddon.
I found it really scary and really effective, even if I recognise now how hokey it is. If the wisened old Indian – Taylor – doesn't make you roll your eyes at his faux-Kenobi-ism, then the 'light of a family' that holds off the big mutli-headed beast in the spirit dimension will.
But despite some cack-handedness, there are some effective shocks, genuinely scary scenes (wait for the rainwater dripping on the toy phone) and a truly creepy villain in Kane (Julian Beck, one of the victims of the "Poltergeist" curse along with Dana, played by Dominique Dunne from the original, and Carol Anne's Heather O'Rourke, having died soon after filming).
Trying to pick up the pieces of their life, the Freelings have found a temporary home with Diane's mother. But something's followed them. It wasn't the houses they wanted at all, the spirits that sent corpses burrowing up into the pool in the original are still after little Carol Anne.
Spielberg and Co all bailed, only the original cast returning and (in a supposed extension of the curse) all their careers subsequently taking a dive.
Blu-ray details and Extras :
Considering this is only available as an exclusive to one particular retailer, and the fact it's not exactly a highly sought-after title, it was wonderful and surprising to discover a great audio and video transfer here. There's some colour bleeding and the odd bit of grain, but otherwise it looks terrific – like they've been putting this in and out of a BD dishwasher for the last couple of months until it emerged as clean as possible. In addition, the thing comes with a great audio track – lots of bass and any scare really pops thanks to the lossless soundtrack.
Unfortunately, but not too surprisingly, there's no extras to speak of but the original theatrical trailer.
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The Making Of: Outcast
Format: PC
Release: 1999
Publisher: Infogrames
Developer: Appeal
Silly words are one of the hazards of science fiction, and Outcast is chock full of multi-syllabic names, places and giant alien ostriches. Ask a veteran of the game the first thing that they remember about it and these contrived concatenations of vowels will often come up. That Outcast's characters had to pronounce quite so many awkward names has become a joke among PC gamers, making you feel like a Klingon dictionary was just around the corner.
But such absurdities were just one facet of one of the most ambitious attempts to create a cogent, living and breathing world for players to explore at their leisure. Because the second thing an Outcast player will remember is the sheer scale and the limitless freedom the game supplied. Its many different lands, from desert to swamp to icy tundra, were utterly free to roam, but structured enough to set the player on the road of an epic quest to save both his colleagues and the entire world, as well as fixing some problems back home on Earth.
Despite the fact that a black hole was eating their homeworld, players could take their time to explore this new planet and to build up a reputation among the peasants and rebel clans for whom our hero, Cutter Slade, was something of a messiah. Outcast's towns, villages and alien wildernesses remain one of the outstanding visions of what PC gaming could and should be like. The game took an unprecedented open-ended approach to a serious sci-fi universe, while simultaneously allowing a storyline to emerge through the player's interaction with complex AI.
One of the founders and game designers from that original Appeal team was Yves Grolet. A veteran of the French videogame industry, having started out as a programmer for Ubisoft at the age of 19, he went on to jointly found the development house in 1995, working on Outcast until its release in 1999. In 2002 he launched his own company, Elsewhere Entertainment. Clearly Outcast was important game for Grolet personally, but why should we regard it as an important game in the greater scheme of things? "I think it was the first game with an open-ended 3D immersive world that the player could explore at his own convenience, at his own pace and in the order he wanted," explains Grolet. "It was also the first time that a game blended action and adventure in a seamless manner and without scarring either of those two components."
Outcast's alien planet was populated by a vibrant culture that swept from peasant-filled paddy fields to grim and dusty deserts. Once the tutorial (infamous for its near-impossible stealth training) was out of the way, players were able to access any of the huge terrains that made up the game's different regions. Go anywhere, talk to anyone, you just had to stay alive long enough to unravel the bigger mysteries. Working with the natives against their oppressors was an epic task and keeping people on-side took some work for even the most dedicated roleplayers. For Appeal this meant a massive effort in scripting conversations and creating robust AI for the alien peoples.
Grolet is keen to emphasise this point: "Outcast was a game that featured an alien world that appeared alive with citizens 'living' their lives during the game. The AI was one of the most difficult parts to develop because the citizens had to do their job, react to the player missions, react to the player reputation and also react to danger and combat happening around them. The difficulty was to have the citizens prioritise and select the appropriate behaviours at any moment of the game."
For the most part, this approach was extremely rewarding. Even subsequent games such as Oblivion have struggled to provide such a sophisticated and believable game world, one in which NPCs aren't simply mannequin conversations waiting to happen. Grolet is justifiably proud of his team's success in making people feel like they could approach a living world in any way they saw fit.
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Ok guys this is my first attempt in a while to create a fic. I have created a couple(sorta) before so I have an idea of what people like so hopefully you guys like this. The Medallion: Prologue *Mario and Luigi's Home* Mario: Did the mail come yet Luigi? Luigi: No, not yet. Mario: Hmmm Parakarry is taking his sweet ass time again. Luigi: Indeedio Mario: What? Luigi: Indeed.. Mario: No, what the hell did you say before that? Luigi: err indeedio Mario: loser…get me some coffee Luigi: get it yourself Mario: I always gotta do everything. *sigh* Mario goes to pour coffee Mario: ok I know this is hard for you Luigi but you need to make sure that the coffee machine is on. You know so it can make the coffee. Luigi: oops… Mario: and this is why I try not to do adventures with you Parakarry: MAIL CALL! Mario: go get the mail, can't screw that up. Luigi: Fuck you Mario: Love you too honey Luigi gets the mail Mario: What we got? Luigi: Invitation to the castle. Mario: Christmas Party I assume? Luigi: Yes Mario: Sounds good. Guess I should bring a gun this time. Luigi: haha yes Mario: well I wouldn't want you to bring it. Knowing you, you will probably shoot yourself. Luigi: no…well at least I don't think I would Mario: *Rolls eyes* right…. *Bowser's Castle* Bowser: Where's my little hagbag? Hammer Bro: She's getting a pedicure. She'll be back any moment now Bowser: A pedicure? Hammer Bro: yes sir Bowser: HAHA! Damn, that old thing needs more than just a pedicure. She needs a manicure, facial, and a haircut Hammer Bro: Haha *clears throat* erm if you say so sir Kammy: Excuse me you overgrown turtle? Bowser: Oh nothing hehe Hammer bro: *chuckles* I'll be going now Kammy: You certainly will not you stupid twit. Bowser: uh oh here goes Kammy Krakatoa again Kammy: You laugh at me one more time I will shove that Hammer up your ass, do you understand me? Hammer bro: uh yes, si…ma'am Bowser: Haha he was gonna say sir Kammy: Enough you buffling idiots. We have business to attend to Bowser: Yes, um and what is that exactly? Kammy: Peach is throwing a Christmas Party tonight Bowser: (with a grin) Then we shall crash it. *Mercian Castle* Queen Malady: Ah the time has come. The lovely Princess is holding a party at her castle. Mercian Guard: Yes my queen. When would you like to leave? Queen Malady: I will be leaving after my mercenary strikes. ???: And when would you like me to do that? Queen Malady: Whenever you have the target in your sights and are ready to kidnap him. ???: Yes my queen. Queen Malady: Remember the goal is to kidnap the target so we can find out where the medallion is. I have waited all these years to bring it back to our kingdom, where it belongs. ???: Don't worry, we will have it once again. Queen Malady: Yes, we will. Now go on to the Mushroom Kingdom. If anyone gets in your way, you kill them! ???: Yes, ma'am *??? disappears* Queen Malady: Revenge will be bittersweet. I can't wait to see their faces. Hope you guys like it. Rate /10
8/10. You set the tone with where you're going, with fun bickering characters around an adventurous storyline. Looking forward to Chapter 1.
This was so not terrible & very not gay lame & dumb. Thank you so much. Pls post more of these not awful crap fanfics. -10/10
Chapter 1: A Kidnapped Christmas Part 1 *Peach's Castle* Peach: ah I love Christmas Toadsworth: You always did Peach: It's a great time to be with friends and family Toadsworth: Of course Guard Toad: Excuse me, Toadsworth about tonight… Toadsworth: Be quiet, we don't need to talk about that right now. Peach: Talk about what? Toadsworth: Er just about the surprise I have in store for you Peach: Surprise!? Toadsworth: Why of course. Now why don't you go help the toads cook and set up the food. *Peach leaves* Toadsworth: You idiot *hits the guard toad with his cane* Guard Toad: My deepest apologies Toadsworth: It's not the Princess' business to know about the massive security measures. Guard Toad: But it's her party? Toadsworth: Exactly! She wants to have a good time. Knowing that there's a chance Bowser may come and ruin it doesn't help Guard Toad: Of course sir. Toadsworth: Ok so what do you have to tell me? Guard Toad: All of the main gates are defended. We have 100 troops on each and don't foresee any issues. Toadsworth: Intel says everything is ok as of now. Let's hope it stays that way Guard Toad: Yes, sir Yellow Toad: It won't.. *Toadsworth knocks him out with his cane* Toadsworth: Put him in the closet Guard Toad: umm yes sir *Bowser's Castle* Bowser: I can't wait to see Peach Kammy: Yea, just don't get trounced by Mario. Bowser: Shut up hagbag Kammy: You know what? I hope he kicks your ass Bowser: no you don't Kammy: Why do you say that? Bowser: Because I give you a meaning to live Kammy: ugh Bowser: Haha I win Kammy: Whatever. *Bowser leaves* Kammy: He's in over his head. ???: Yes, I agree. Kammy: Follow him to the castle tonight ???: What would you like me to do? Kammy: If Mario doesn't kill him…you kill him. ???: Are you sure? Kammy: Yes. He doesn't know how to run this empire. And I will be Queen if he dies ???: Yes, my queen. Kammy: (with an obnoxious smile) I could get used to be called that. *Mario and Luigi's House* Mario: We should get ready Luigi: Why? It's only 1 Mario: I want to get there before everyone else Luigi: Why? Mario: To eat some of the good food before the guests get to it Luigi: oh brother. Well I just hope Daisy is there. Mario: Why? Luigi: Because she is my beautiful girlfriend Mario: Right. I don't know what she sees in you Luigi: what? Mario: Well you are so stupid and not athletic at all. She's got more brains and athleticism than you. Luigi: Shut up! I am very smart Mario: Please you don't even know the different between left and right Luigi: Yes I do! Mario: Oh really? Then why is your left shoe on your right foot and your right shoe on your left foot? Luigi: oh crud. Mario: HAHA stupid fool Luigi: SHUT UP! Mario: you mad bro? haha Luigi: No. *Mario kicks Luigi in the nuts* Mario: Well now you are *Luigi is crying* Mario: oh my god you are crying. Bye! Luigi: Wait no… *Mario leaves* *Mercian Castle* Queen Malady: Tonight will be the beginning of a new age for my kingdom Welton: Yes it will be my Queen. Queen Malady: Ah Welton what would I do without you. All of these years you have helped me throughout these treacherous times. Welton: Your Mother trusted me to take care of you. I made a promise that I would when she died Queen Malady: Well I thank you for being so trustworthy. Welton: It's my honor. Queen Malady: But can you tell me what is so important about this Medallion? I know that it was once my mother's and that it made her powerful but how? Welton: With the Medallion you can call forth an army…an army of the past. They were called the Luxes. They were the people of a long lost civilization. A civilization your Mother tried to bring back, but that bastard that follows Peach took it and it destroyed your Mother. Queen Malady: I see. Well it will be back in our possession soon and we'll get our revenge Welton: yes, my queen. That's it for Part 1 of this chapter. Who would of thought that Kammy would try to have Bowser killed? Who is the mystery character that's supposed to kill Bowser? Also, again who does Queen Malady want? Rate /10
Mario and Luigi's dialogue wasn't really funny. Idk how, but it just isn't. Maybe we have different kind of humors for stuff. I do like how Kammy is wanting to have Bowser killed. Interesting twist there. 8/10
haha completely possible. Not every dialogue that's supposed to be funny works out that way with everyone. Doesn't mean you don't try lol
8/10 The medallion's power seems like the power of the Scorpion King's bracelet in The Mummy Returns, if you've seen that. I liked Toadsworth shoving Yellow Toad in the closet and Kammy's twist.
Too bad he would've gave the Rock Bottom to all their candy asses... ..and then set up the most electrifying People's Elbow in sports entertainment! Sorry, I had to do it. Carry on folks...
Part 2 of chapter 1 comes tomorrow. In part 2 things start to get heated and we get our first dose of action.
Chapter 1: A Kidnapped Christmas Part 2 Peach's Castle Toadsworth: Ah Mario welcome! Mario: Ciao! Toadsworth: Ciao? Mario: I'm italiano. Ciao means hi Toadsworth: Right, of course. So where's Luigi? Mario: I don't know. I assume he'll be here….eventually. Toadsworth: Eventually? Mario: Well he has legs though I think he is struggling with walking on them right now Toadsworth: Why is that? Mario: Because he's Luigi haha. Toadsworth: Ah makes sense. Mario: So where's is my lovely Princess? Toadsworth: She is in the kitchen helping the toads cook. Mario: To the kitchen I go! Kitchen Mario: oh Princess!!! Peach: Marioooo! Mario: Come out please Peach comes out to the dining hall. Peach: You're early Mario: I was bored so I decided to come here and help I guess. Peach: Oh, where's Luigi? Daisy: Yea where's Luigi?! Mario: Um oh hey Daisy, didn't er see ya there. Umm he'll be here eventually…I think Daisy: Wait what?! What did you do to him?! Mario: Nothing! Why do you always assume that? Daisy: Because you always hurt him or whatever. Mario: Not true. Peach: Oh brother. Toad get me some popcorn please Toad: Right away ma'am Daisy: HA! So true Mario: No. Daisy: How about the firecracker near the toilet as he went to poop? Mario: That was a goomba *snickers* Daisy: Oh please! He couldn't preform for weeks. Mario: HAHA and why was that? Daisy: Umm fear of premature ej…it doesn't matter! All that matters is that you hurt him Mario: Oh please it was one time, calm your tits. Even though there isn't much to calm down A toad laughs from the other room while listening in Daisy: *gasps* how dare you speak like that? Peach: Oh come on honey, he's got a point haha Mario: HA! Daisy: ugh damn you Mario. Luigi runs into the room Mario: Oh look who it is… Daisy: My darling Luigi Mario: yea, I was gonna go along the lines of The Premature One but that works I guess haha Luigi: Shut up! Why did you hit me? Mario: I don't know. Daisy: See this is what I mean. You are mean to him Mario: Ok ok calm down. I'm sorry. To show that I'm sorry I got something for the both of you. *Hands them a small box* Daisy: *looks at the 2 gold necklaces* Oh Mario, they are beautiful Luigi: Wow, thanks bro. Mario: See I'm a good guy! BOOM! A firecracker goes off inside of the box Mario: HAHAHA! Daisy smacks Mario Mario: OW! Daisy: that'll teach you a lesson! Mario: Yeah whatever you say In a room on the 2nd floor Red Toad: This room should be quiet Pink Toad: Yes it should be ???: Don't count on it! Red Toad: you, what are you doing here!? ???: I've come to get something. Red Toad: What is that? ???: Don't worry about it. *Grabs his knife* ??? kills the Pink Toad and then quickly runs to the Red Toad and stabs him. The Red Toad is barely alive Red Toad: G… ??? stabs Red Toad once more and kills him instantly ???: Now I gotta hide these damn bodies. Hmm 2 Hours later Daisy walks into the room and sees the dead toads. She immediately faints at the horrible site Toadsworth's room Toadsworth walks into his room looking very tired. After he throws his cane onto his bed something startles him. ???: Hello, you old geezer! Toadsworth: ****! ???: Yes… Toadsworth: What are you doing here? ???: I'm here to take you to my Queen! ??? pulls out his knife but Toadsworth is scrappy for an old man and throws a glass jar at ???. Toadsworth heads to the First Floor of the Castle where Peach is giving a toast First Floor Peach: I want to thank you all for coming to this party. It's been an honor to spend this wonderful evening with all of you and I hope the rest of the night is just has wonde… A loud bang is heard. Toadsworth barges in through the stairwell doors. ??? is right behind him. Everyone gasps at the site. ??? catches up to Toadsworth and grabs him holding a knife to his neck threatening to kill him as Mario jumps in front of him. Mario: GENO! That's it for this part of the chapter. Part 3 comes tomorrow. We finally find out who one of the hidden characters are. Why is Geno of all people doing this and what will become of Toadsworth?
At least you know what I was trying to say. I wonder if sarsars knows what I was trying to say. (very old joke)
Favorite lines: Peach wanting popcorn and later dissing Daisy, and Toadsworth's surprise swear. 8.5/10
Very short ending to the first chapter. Chapter 1: A Kidnapped Christmas Part 3 Geno: Don't you dare take another step towards me. I will kill him Mario takes a step closer to Toadsworth and Geno. Geno: I MEAN IT! I'll kill him Mario: No you won't. Geno: What makes you think that?! Mario: If you wanted him dead you would have killed him already. Toadsworth: Mario stay away. It'll be fine. Geno: Shut up old toad! Peach: TOADSWORTH! Mario: What do you want with him? Geno: My Queen wants him for questioning Mario: Your Queen? Geno: Yes Mario: And who is that? Geno: haha, you'll find out in due time Mario Mario: Can't Wait! Peach: Mario do something! Geno: Don't you dare Mario Mario: Enough! Geno let him go. Geno: I think not. Mario: Then prepare to die. A loud bang is heard as Bowser bangs through the front door. Mario is distracted and Geno takes this time to vanish. Geno is gone and has Toadsworth. Bowser: BWAHAHA! Mario: Oh great. Bowser: Where's my Princess? I want my present! Daisy: Ew! Guard Toad: Protect the Princess! A bunch of Guard and Soldier Toads surround the Princess. Mario: Bowser please leave. Save me the trouble of beating you. Bowser: HA! Never. I'm gonna win this time. Mario: If you say so Mario charges toward Bowser, but Bowser dodges and smacks Mario with his tail. Bowser then jumps up and tries to squish Mario but Mario dodges that and kicks Bowser. Mario then grabs Bowser's tail and throws him onto a table of food. Bowser gets up with spaghetti and macaroni all over him and is about to unleash a flame attack Bowser: This is it Mario! Mario: If you say so. BANG! BANG! Shots have been fired sending the guests of the castle scrambling for their lives. A loud screeching noise can be heard from outside the castle. Panic has taken over. Short part but there's a nice bit of action. Did anyone die? Who shot who? Where did the shots take place; Were the shots fired inside of the castle or from the outside? All of these questions will be answered in our next chapter.
Next chapter makes up for the length. Will put up the next chapter tomorrow unless I can get a couple more ratings and whatnot
Chapter 2: Mission Accomplished and Mission Failed Luigi, Peach, Daisy, and Toads stand around in disbelief at what has just unfolded. Mario is holding a gun and Bowser is on the floor with a bullet in his back. Luigi: Bullocks. Daisy: Mario shot Bowser Mario: No I didn't. Someone else did. Someone was on the roof of that building. Mario points to a building across from the castle. Everyone looks through the window, which have 2 bullet holes and see nobody on the roof of the building Luigi: No one is there Mario: Obviously because I shot him. Luigi: So wait, that person shot Bowser? Mario: Yes Yoshi and Birdo come running into the Castle Yoshi: What happened here? Mario: Bowser Yoshi: Oh gotcha Daisy: Also some character named Geno kidnapped Toadsworth Peach: Toadsworth… Daisy: It'll be ok Peach Mario: Someone also came to kill Bowser. Yoshi: Is he dead Mario: I don't know I didn't check Daisy: He looks pretty dead to me Bowser: Argg…my back. Daisy: Guess not Bowser: Mario…you shot me! Mario: I did not. Someone else did. I shot at that person because I thought he was gonna shoot at me. Bowser: What?! You think I'm going to believe you? Mario: I was in front of you when the bullets were fired. You got shot in the back. There are 2 bullet holes in the window up there Bowser: uh…whatever. I'm still going to kill you! Mario: Bowser leave this castle now! The ground starts to rumble and the lights begin to flicker. Then a portal of sorts opens up at the top of the stairs in the main floor. Queen Malady: Nobody is going anywhere right now! Mario: And why is that Queen Malady: Because I have a message for you twits Mario: Of course, but see we are kinda busy right now. Peach: WHO ARE YOU?! Queen Malady: I'm Queen Malady. Leader of the Mercian Empire Mario: Never heard of you or your empire Queen Malady: Your Princess sure has, right Princess? Peach: No? Why would I? Queen Malady: Toadsworth must have told you. Peach: Wait, you are responsible for Geno kidnapping Toadsworth? Queen Malady: Why yes, of course. Mario: Why? Queen Malady: Because he stole something very close to me. Mario: What? Queen Malady: HA! You think I will tell you?! You are stupid hahaha Mario pulls out his gun and points it at Queen Malady Mario: And you're dead Mario fires his gun at Queen Malady but it does nothing Queen Malady: You dare fire a weapon at me. Insignificant little brat. Mario: It was worth a try Queen Malady: hahahaha we will see about that Queen Malady holds out her hand and focuses on Mario. An explosion goes off right in front of Mario. Mario is sent flying into the wall. Queen Malady: BAHAHAHA! Bowser: (whispers) I gotta get me some of that power Luigi: (whispers back) We all do Peach: MARIO! Queen Malady: Teach you not to fire a gun at me Mario staggers to his feet Mario: er bi..tch Queen Malady: haha ok now well I made my message clear. Don't try to find Toadsworth or me. It's pointless and fatal hahahaha. Queen Malady disappears in the same portal. Mario: Damn that hurt Luigi: What the hell do we do now? Mario: I don't know Bowser: BWAHAHAHA Mario again pulls out his gun and points it at Bowser Mario: do you want another bullet in you!? Bowser: er now that I think about it, I'm going to go back home Mario: Good turtle. Don't show yourself here again. Bowser's Castle Kammy: Ah Bowser should be dead right now Koopa: We have an emergency Kammy! Kammy: What's wrong? Koopa: Bowser Jr is in critical condition. He just arrived here Kammy: Where is he? Koopa: He's getting patched up as we speak. He had a bullet wound to the abdomen. Kammy: Ok bring me to him right now The Koopa brings Kammy to the Emergency wing of the castle where Bowser Jr is. Kammy: Leave us now. I need to talk to him Koopa: Ok The Koopa orders the doctor and the rest of the guards out of the room. Kammy: What happened? Bowser Jr: I got shot, what does it look like. Kammy: Who shot you? Bowser Jr: Mario. He saw me! Kammy: Do you think he recognized you? Bowser Jr: I don't think so. I disguised myself Kammy: Ok good. But what about Bowser? Bowser Jr: I shot him Kammy: Good boy. Mario should have taken care of him then if he's alive Bowser Jr: Yes, my Queen. Kammy: You did good. I'll make sure you are recognized as 2nd in command Bowser Jr: Thank you my Queen. Kammy heads to the command room of the castle and is startled by what she sees Kammy: BOWSER! That's it for this chapter. Couple shockers here. Bowser Jr. shot his own father but Bowser lives to the bewilderment of Kammy. How will the two cope together after recent events? As for our heroes what is their next step as they try to figure out where Toadsworth is and what did he "steal" from Queen Malady.
I still can't get over there being guns in a Mario story! How crazy! I thought "Shadow the Hedgehog" had this market cornered!
Interested to see why Bowser Jr wants his dad dead. Has to something more than just wanting to be 2nd in command. Favorite line: A half-dead Bowser saying he needs to get some of that power. Also, I don't know if it's your intention, but I'm seeing Mario's character as you in Mario's body. Cause everything he says/does screams what you would do in the same situation.
Lol I'm glad I'm not the only one who thinks so. From Max's history on IGN, I would say the same thing. Really surprise that Junior wants his own father dead and become second in command. One thing that does have me questioned is (which always been since Sunshine came out) is what's up with the other Koopalings wanting power, especially Ludwig? Guess I'll find out as we go through this. I lol'd HARD at the Bowser walking away from a gun threat and wanting more power. Great job on this chapter Max. 8.5/10
haha I noticed while typing it. But I made Mario have the personality as a hero who hates being the hero...like he's tired of doing it but he still does it. More of an arrogant hero..total opposite of what Nintendo paints him out to be lol. I had no intention of making him seem like me lmao. I'll try to change it up to keep that from being an issue. As for Bowser Jr...yes its odd but you'll find out in due time.
Chapter 3: A New Adventure Bowser's Castle Kammy: Bowser, what are you doing here? Bowser: Don't seem so shocked Kammy Kammy: What do you mean? Bowser: Obviously I would make it back here. Kammy: What happened? Bowser: I got shot by someone while fighting Mario Kammy: Oh my god! Are you ok? Bowser: I'm fine Kammy: Who shot you? Bowser: I don't know. Mario shot him. Kammy: Oh I see. Bowser: I looked for the body but there was no body there. Then the soldiers kicked me out, so I came back here. Kammy: Well everything is fine here Bowser: Of course it is. However, we must plan for an attack. Kammy: Why? Bowser: I wasn't the only one crashing the party. Geno kidnapped Toadsworth Kammy: Wait, why?! Bowser: Under the instructions of some Queen named Malady. Kammy: Queen Malady? Bowser: Yes, do you know of her because I certainly don't? Kammy: No, no I don't. Bowser: Whatever. Point is Mario and those pests will go and find Toadsworth leaving the castle and the Mushroom Kingdom vulnerable. We must take it! Kammy: Shouldn't you try to rest right now? Bowser: No hagbag I will not rest. Not until the Mushroom Kingdom is mine! Kammy: Must you call me names? Bowser: Yes. Hagbag. Now go get me King Goomba. Planning must start now! Mercian Castle Queen Malady: Ok Toadsworth, tell me where is my Medallion Toadsworth: I don't know what you are talking about Queen Malady: Don't lie to me old toad! Toadsworth: I don't know what you are talking about Queen Malady: Is this how you wanna play it? Toadsworth: I don't know what you are talking about Queen Malady: Welton make him speak Welton: With pleasure Welton stabs Toadsworth just under the left shoulder.(Editor's note: There a lot of nerves under the left shoulder) Toadsworth screams in pain. Queen Malady: Speak! Toadsworth: arg..I don't…..know what you…are talking about Queen Malady: Don't test my patience you stupid fool! Toadsworth: I don't know what you are talking Queen Malady: He's annoying me. Welton…zap him. I'll be back Queen Malady walks to the command room Queen Malady: Geno! Geno: Yes, my Queen Queen Malady: Go follow Mario and those twits. Follow their every move and report back to me Geno: Yes ma'am Peach's Castle Mario: What the hell did that lady want? Peach: I don't know… Mario: Are you sure? Peach: Yes, I am. Mario: There's gotta be something. Do you have anything that is weird or cryptic? Peach: I don't know Mario: Dammit. There's something, I know it. Toadsworth was too calm. Let's go to your room Peach Birdo: Do you really have to do that? Shouldn't we be going to find Toadsworth? Mario: What? That's what we are doing. Birdo: um I don't think Toadsworth is in there. Mario: Wait…WHAT?! Birdo: I don't think Toadsworth is in ummm Peach. Mario: (chuckles) oh Birdo. Why don't you come and help? Yoshi: hey now Mario: HAHA! Peach: (whispers to Luigi) I'm confused Luigi: (whispers to Peach) Sex Peach: (whispers to Luigi) oh I see….wait EW! Luigi: haha Mario: We are going to Peach's room to look for anything that Toadsworth left behind or gave to her over the years. A clue of sorts. They all walk up to Peach's room Yoshi: What's that? (Points to a box on the bed) Peach: That's my present from Toadsworth Mario: did you open it? Peach: No Mario: Maybe we should open it now Peach opens the box and in it is an oddly golden object and a letter. Peach then reads the letter Dear Peach, If you are reading this then my fears have come true. The gold object that came with this letter is a piece of a medallion. The Medallion is a very powerful object that can bring destruction to this world. Go to Rougeport and see Frankly. Show him the golden piece I have given you. Do not lose it! Frankly will tell you what to do next. Love, Toadsworth Mario: he knew he was going to be kidnapped… Birdo: But how? Mario: I don't know Yoshi: I guess we are going to Rogueport then Luigi: WAIT! Mario: Oh my god, what is it? Luigi: Daisy. She's missing Mario: So what? Luigi: Don't give me that. We need to find her. Mario: She's probably putting on makeup. A Guard Toad comes running in. Guard Toad: Princess, you must come with me now! Peach: Why? Guard Toad: Something horrible has happened They all rush down to the 2nd floor Peach: OH MY GOD! They see what Geno did to the 2 toads. They also see Daisy regaining her composure after fainting Mario: Bastard. He's gonna pay for this Luigi: DAISY! Come on let's get out of here Mario: I agree They all leave the room Mario: Ok let's go to Rougeport now! Luigi: Wait! Daisy needs to relax Mario: She fainted. She will be fine. Yoshi: Listen you two, enough! Let's just focus on the task at hand. Why don't we all just take a breather then we go Mario: hmmm fine! After a few minutes the gang head to the basement and take the pipe that leads to Rogueport. A new adventure begins for the heroes. This adventure will prove fatal to some and enlightening to others. That's it for this chapter. Not much action, more storyline. There are a couple loose-ends and whatnot but of course they will be covered later on. Little preview into what happens in the next chapter: Someone dies and a truth is revealed…sorta.
Luigi: WAIT! Mario: Oh my god, what is it? Luigi: Daisy. She's missing Mario: So what? Luigi: Don't give me that. We need to find her. Mario: She's probably putting on makeup. lmao. I like the Toadsworth twist with him knowing something would happen.
Mario: Dammit. There's something, I know it. Toadsworth was too calm. Let's go to your room Peach Birdo: Do you really have to do that? Shouldn't we be going to find Toadsworth? Mario: What? That's what we are doing. Birdo: um I don't think Toadsworth is in there. Mario: Wait…WHAT?! Birdo: I don't think Toadsworth is in ummm Peach. Mario: (chuckles) oh Birdo. Why don't you come and help? Yoshi: hey now Mario: HAHA! Peach: (whispers to Luigi) I'm confused Luigi: (whispers to Peach) Sex Peach: (whispers to Luigi) oh I see….wait EW! God dammit Max Nice idea with Toadsworth. Hope they can rescue him. 8.5/10
Chapter 4: The Medallion Rougeport Frankly: Ah Mario good to see you Mario: I need you to do me a favor Frankly: Anything Mario: Toadsworth gave Peach this Frankly: Oh dear Mario: What's wrong? Frankly: The Lux Medallion Luigi: Lux? Frankly: This is bad. Mario: How bad? Frankly: Well if anyone were to have all 5 pieces of the Medallion they will be able to call forth a powerful army from 1,000 years ago. They were under the power of Queen Salia. She had the whole world under her control. It is said that these Luxes lived for over a hundred years because of the Medallion. The army never aged and never faltered Daisy: So what happened? Frankly: Well legend says that a brave toad, an ancestor of Toadsworth, attacked the Queen and broke the Medallion into 5 pieces. Then over 100 years ago Queen Mercia, found all 5 pieces and used ancient magic to fix the Medallion making the pieces fit like a puzzle. She tried to bring forth the powerful army of the past but Toadsworth got in her way just like his ancestor. Toadsworth spent the next 20 years of his life trying to hide the 5 pieces. He told me where they are 50 years ago. I remember everything he said to this day. The places you will have to go are not foreign to you Mario. Donkey Kong Country, Yoshi's Island, Delfino Plaza, and finally Bowser's Castle Mario: Bowser's Castle? Frankly: Precisely. Daisy: Well that's just fantastic Mario: It must still be hidden because if Bowser knew about this he would certainly go after it Yoshi: Wait I'm confused. I can't believe my own home has this piece Frankly: Well the Grand Yoshi (leader) was a good friend of Toadsworth. He knows where the piece is. Yoshi: I don't know why he wouldn't tell me before Frankly: He gave Toadsworth his word not tell anyone even if that includes you. Yoshi: hmm I still don't like it Peach: Frankly, what happened to Queen Mercia? Frankly: Well the defeat to Toadsworth just sucked the life out of her. She went on to live for 50 more years and had a child. Her name his Queen… Mario: Malady. Yea we had the unfortunate meeting with her earlier Frankly: Oh I see. Well be careful. Nothing can hit her. She wears a necklace that protects her. Her mother's right hand man Welton made it also with the use of ancient magic. I must warn you, Welton is dangerous. Mario: He'll have to be taken care of then Frankly: I'm serious Mario, he's more deadly than Queen Malady. Mario: Gotcha. He will be dealt with when the time approaches Luigi: So where do we go first? Mario: Delfino Peach: Frankly, where's Goombella? Frankly: She went out to the market to get me some jam. She should be back soon. Outside of Frankly's House Goombella: What are you doing!? Geno: That's none of your concern Goombella: Get out of here Geno: What's wrong? Can a guy just stand around? Goombella: You are eavesdropping on Frankly Geno: Oh? So you know the fool in here. Goombella: Correct. Geno: Well now this presents a problem Goombella: What? Geno: Don't worry I have a solution Geno takes out his knife and stabs Goombella. Goombella is dead Geno: That's more like it. Time to go tell Queen Malady where the pieces are Back in the house Mario: Ok well we must be going, but Frankly I need to do something for me. Frankly: What is it? Mario: Come with us to the Mushroom Kingdom. We need someone to watch over the castle. Someone who is smart and can protect it. Frankly: I don't know… Peach: Please Frankly. With Toadsworth gone I need you. He trusted you enough to lead us to you and to tell you about the Medallion. Frankly: hmmm fine. Peach: Thank you Mario and the gang head outside of the house on their way to the Mushroom Kingdom. However, as they open the door they see the grueling site of Goombella dead. Daisy: OH GOD! Frankly: Goombella! Birdo: Who would do such a thing! Mario: Geno… Luigi: That wanker Mario: What? That wanker? Luigi: I detest Geno… Mario: Those damn British shows you watch. Yoshi: Not to be an ass, but we need to go now Mario: Right. Frankly: Oh Goombella… Mercian Castle Geno: I have the locations of the other 4 pieces of the Medallion my Queen. Yoshi's Island, Donkey Kong Country, Delfino Plaza, and Bowser's Castle. Queen Malady: hmm ok then. Geno: Mario and them are heading to Delfino Queen Malady: Ok then you go to Delfino and try to beat them there. I will send someone to Yoshi's Island to get that piece. Geno: Yes, my Queen Geno leaves Queen Malady: Welton get Agent X. Welton: Will do my Queen Welton leaves and gets Agent X. 5 minutes later Agent X: Orders. Queen Malady: Go to Yoshi's Island and get the piece to the Medallion. Agent X: Ok. Queen Malady: Destroy the Island if you have to. Just get the piece. Agent X: Gotcha Agent X quickly leaves Queen Malady: He doesn't talk much Welton: No not at all. Queen Malady: Well at least he can kill. Again not much action in this chapter, more of a focus on story. However, the groundwork for more action is there and we will see a little bit of it next chapter. Rate /10
Chapter 5: Delfino Plaza and the Mysterious Agent X Bowser's Castle Bowser: Ah Goomba King welcome. Goomba King: It's my pleasure. What do we need to talk about? Bowser: Taking over the Mushroom Kingdom Goomba King: Keep going. I'm Listening Bowser: I want you to lead an assault on the Mushroom Kingdom. I will send Bowser Jr to lead koopas with you and your goombas. Kammy: Umm that's not possible. Bowser: Why not? Kammy: Bowser Jr is umm busy at the moment Bowser: Damn it. Kammy: I will go check and see where he is though. I have someone keeping an eye on him Bowser: Well where is he?! Kammy: Yoshi's Island Bowser: Why? Kammy: Spying on the Grand Yoshi Bowser: Arg. Alright you (points to the guard koopa) go get Kent C and the ninja koopas. Guard Koopa: Yes sir! Bowser: Ok we will plan when Kent C and those idiots get here. Goomba King: I still want to talk about what I get out of it though. Bowser: Right…hmmm you'll be sort of in control of Mushroom Kingdom. Meaning I'm the overall leader of the whole empire but you will be the leader of the Mushroom Kingdom. Goomba King: I see. That is fine with me. I look forward to making those toads my slaves! HAHA! Bowser: Perfect! BWAHAHA Emergency Wing of Castle Kammy: Bowser Jr! You have to get out of here immediately! Bowser Jr: Why? Kammy: Your father was looking for you. I told him you went to Yoshi's Island. Bowser Jr: Dammit. Ok I'm going Kammy: Take care…please Peach's Castle Mario: Ok Frankly here we are. Frankly: Such a beautiful place Mario: yes it is. But there is a lot to do in order to keep this beautiful place safe Frankly: Right, of course Mario goes over all of the known intel, troop placements, emergency procedures, and where the emergency rooms are. Frankly: Wow! So much stuff Mario: Yes I know. Solmer, the commander of the army will be here to help you. Frankly: Sounds good. Solmer: I suggest we get started going over defenses and whatnot Frankly: Right to business I see? Solmer: I'm not someone who does pleasantries. You want pleasantries you speak to my wife. Frankly: This will be fun Mario: Ok we must be going. Frankly: Take care Mario Mario and the gang head to Delfino plaza on a plane. Mario: Hopefully this time I don't have to deal with any problems Daisy: That's unlikely. Luigi: When is this plane going to land! I'm getting sick Mario: 10 minutes you baby. Luigi: I'm not a baby Mario: Right. You keep telling yourself that Peach: Here we go again. Luigi: You are such a prick. Daisy: Mario, stop being an ass to your brother. I'm sick of it Mario: Yeah well I'm sick of saving your asses whenever you get in trouble. If you guys would just be smart then I wouldn't have to rescue you! Now be quiet and go back to putting lipstick on, maybe add some eyeliner so you don't look like a goomba. Daisy: (gasps) How dare you?! If you don't like it then why do you do it! Yoshi: (whispers to Birdo) Ouch, that burned Birdo: (whispers to Yoshi) I know. Ima get some ice for her. She needs it. Mario: Maybe I won't next time. Daisy: HA! I'd like to see you try. Mario: Is that so? Daisy: You like saving people because you get attention. And we all know you love the attention Mario: yes I love the attention so much that I live in a place that can only be accessed via the pipe. If I loved the attention I would be living in the castle enjoying the glittering world of attention. You know nothing about me. Daisy: I know enough Mario: Oh do you now. Let me tell you something. Next time you are in trouble I won't save you. Maybe your boyfriend he will save you. Maybe he'll suck you up in his vacuum and keep you in there with the ghosts! Yoshi and Birdo chuckle. Daisy: What are you laughing at?! Yoshi: I know you are not talking to me sista. I have not said or done anything so don't voice your anger at me Daisy: Said the dino who lets Mario ride him like a horse Birdo: You watch your tongue! Daisy: Calm down Birdo, keep your eggs in your nose Yoshi gets up out of his seat and gets in Daisy's face Yoshi: (in a calm voice) Watch yourself Daisy. I'm a very cool and collected guy but don't push me. Luigi: Don't you threaten my girl friend Peach: ENOUGH! Stop the bickering you children! Everybody looks at each other in disgust. Peach: We have bigger things to worry about. We don't need to get in each other's faces. There are people out there that want us dead. We should be working together to make sure we all survive this adventure and stop Queen Malady and her minions! So enough is enough! Mario: hmmm fair enough. Daisy: hmph. Whatever! Yoshi: Very well said Princess Pilot: Landing strip is approximately 1km mile out. Everybody looks outside the windows and for that one moment the anger and disgust that was in the air just a minute before had been extinguished as they all look at the beauty of Delfino. Yoshi's Island Mauro(a Mercian general): Here we are Agent X Agent X: Ok. Destroy. Kill. Now Red Yoshi: Can I help you? Agent X: Yes. Yoshi: How s… *Agent X stabs the Yoshi* Agent X: Die Mauro: Move out men. Find the King Yoshi and get the golden piece. Troops: YES SIR! Mauro: In the name of our Queen! LETS GO! The Mercian troops destroy everything and kill everyone in their way A Yellow Yoshi child approaches Agent X Yoshi Kid: please stop. Don't hurt me Agent X looks at the Yoshi Kid and shows no emotion Agent X: No. *Shoots the Yoshi Kid in the head* Mauro looks at Agent X in shock. He can't believe what just happened. A cold blooded murder of a child Mauro: Was that necessary!? Agent X: Yes. Mauro: How can you do that? Agent X: Simple. *Points gun at Mauro* Mauro: Woah woah calm down Agent X: Quiet. Mission. Mauro: Gotcha. You crazy nutjob Grand Yoshi's Palace Grand Yoshi: What is going on out there? Boshi: Looks like an invasion. Grand Yoshi: Oh no.. Boshi: Man the Palace's defenses. Protect the Grand Yoshi! Yoshi troops: YES SIR! Mauro and the Mercian troops charge into the Palace. The Yoshis don't stand a chance as they are slaughtered by the advanced technology of the Mercians. Mauro reaches the Kings room and dispatches of the guards. Now just Boshi stands in his way. Boshi: What do you want? Mauro: My queen wants a golden puzzle piece to the Lux Medallion. Boshi: What? Mauro: Your leader knows what Im looking for Grand Yoshi: I will not give you it. Mauro: I'm afraid you have no choice! Agent X comes out of nowhere and stabs Boshi in the back. Boshi falls to the ground and is unconscious. Mauro: (whispers to a troop) I hate when he does that. Agent X: Piece. Now. Grand Yoshi: Never! Agent X shoots the Grand Yoshi in the chest. Grand Yoshi falls to the ground but is still alive. King Yoshi: Ne..ve..r Bang! Agent X kills Grand Yoshi. Mauro walks up to the dead body of Grand Yoshi and sees he is wearing a necklace. He rips the necklace out and finds what he was looking for. Mauro: We got what we came for. Move out. Mauro, Agent X, and the rest of the Mercian troops leave the Island and head back to their Empire. Yoshi's Island is destroyed. Only a small fraction of Yoshi's are alive, mostly children. Long chapter here but a lot went on. Bowser starts planning the assault, only to leave Kammy scrambling to get Bowser Jr out of the castle. Mario and the gang bicker with each other. Agent X shows how lethal and cold-blooded he is. Also, now Queen Malady has a piece to the Medallion.
Holy **** murdering a child is really low for Agent X. I hope he gets his head shot for killing an innocent child. Showing no emotions is understandable, but are you ******* crazy?! KILLING a child?!? I have a feeling Mauro will switch sides at some point of the story. At least we can see how frustrating stuff like this happens. Good thing Peach said something or they're in worse shape. Wonder what's gonna happen once they land. At least Kammy is keeping Bowser from figuring out what's going on. Should be reaching a boiling point soon. 8.5/10
yea i was hesitant to put it in because I thought it goes a bit too far but then I thought thats how I want Agent X to come across. Next chapter coming tomorrow
Running into a writers block of sorts. Next chapter may come tonight or tomorrow. Depends on the free time i get tonight.
Chapter 6: A Kingdom Under Fire Part 1 Bowser's Castle Ninja Koopas: Reporting for duty sir! Bowser: Where's Kent C? Kent C: Right here boss. Bowser: Ah good. We got plans to make. Red Ninja Koopa: Wooo, what you want us to do dog? Bowser: dog? Red Ninja Koopa: Ya bro! Kammy: haha Bowser: Oh lord. Shut up. Red Ninja Koopa: K bro. Black Ninja Koopa: Sorry for that. Bowser: Whatever. Ok here's what is going to happen. Goomba King will send in his 40% of his attacking forces straight into the heart of the Mushroom Kingdom after some artillery shots that will soften defense. Then Kent C you will take another portion of the Goomba army and attack the west gate. Same with the Ninja Koopas except you will hit the east gate. Then Goomba King will lead the rest and deliver another blow in the heart of the Kingdom. The Kingdom should fall. With no real leadership outside of the Commander Solmer, they should crumble. No Mario, no Luigi, no Toadsworth, and no Peach. They won't be expecting us to hit them as hard as we will be. This is the time to take what is ours. Now go kick some ass. Red Ninja Koopa: yo we gonna kick some ass dog don't you worry. The Ninja Koopas leave Bowser: I woudn't mind if he died Goomba King: Bahahaha I'll make sure it happens Bowser: You do that. Ok go and mobilize your army. The attack takes place at the crack of dawn. Goomba King: Yes sir! In a secret room in the castle Kammy: We are going to hit the Mushroom Kingdom. Bowser is feeling extra power hungry today. I failed in killing him. I apologize my Queen… Queen Malady: It's ok Kammy. You will get the kingdom you deserve. You have been a good follower. Kammy: It's an honor. Queen Malady: I must ask you to do something for me Kammy: Anything Queen Malady: One of the pieces to the Medallion is in that castle Kammy: Are you sure? Queen Malady: Yes, my contact heard Mario talking to someone name Frankly. Frankly told him where the pieces are. Kammy: I see. I will look for the piece Queen Malady: I know you will. Goodbye Kammy. Mercian Castle Queen Malady: Ah Mauro how was Yoshi's Island Mauro: I found the piece. Mauro hands the piece over to Queen Malady Queen Malady: Beautiful. Good work Mauro Mauro: Well Agent X was helpful albeit erm unconventional. Queen Malady: I see. Agent X: Yes. Queen Malady: I have another mission for you two Agent X: Orders. Mauro: What is my Queen? Queen Malady: The toads have a small town near Donkey Kong Country called Toadsville. This town isn't a threat but the mayor is. He is currently in the hospital and must be taken care of. I want you 2 to go on your own and take care of him. Mauro: Does Agent X really have to go? This seems like a 1 man job. Queen Malady: you are right. Mauro you can stay. Agent X takes care of the mayor. His name is Lorza. He knows information that can't get out. Agent X: Yes. Ma'am. Agent X disappears. Mauro: What information does he have? Queen Malady: He is Toadsworth's brother. He knows about this medallion and how to split it up again. He must disappear Mauro: I see. So how come we aren't going after the piece in Donkey Kong Country or Bowser's Castle? Queen Malady: The piece in Bowser's Castle is being taken care of. As for the one in apeland, I want Mario to lead Geno there and Geno will snatch it. Mauro: I see. Well I must be going After a few minutes someone enters the room Queen Malady: Ah good to see you. How's the gunshot wound? Bowser Jr: Could be better Queen Malady: Why are you here? Bowser Jr: Well Kammy scrambled and got me to leave. I decided to come here for any further instructions. Queen Malady: you did well with sabotaging Kammy except for being shot. Just keep laying low and your time will come. She thinks she's getting Bowser's Kingdom. How stupid does she think I am? Bowser Jr: Haha Queen Malady: That land belongs to you. You just make sure Kammy feels secure. Then at the right time you can take care of her. Hopefully Bowser will be taken care of at the time Bowser Jr: hmm right. Well I guess I must be going…my Queen. Delfino Plaza Mario: So where the hell do we start looking? Yoshi: I have no clue King Pianta: Ho ho Mario! Luigi: SANTA! (turns around and sees the Pianta) oh no just a Pianta Birdo: (whispers to Yoshi) did he just say Santa? Yoshi: (whispers to Birdo) yes. It's the opium effect. Birdo: (whispers to Yoshi) ah makes sense. Mario: King Pianta how do you do? King Pianta: I do well. Delfino has flourished since you took care of that criminal Bowser Jr. Mario: Anytime Daisy: HA! Peach: Shut it! Mario: ugh whatever. King Pianta… King Pianta: Oh please, please call me Nama, my name. No need to be formal Mario: Ok Nama. I am here looking for something. It's a piece of the Lux Medallion. King Pianta (Nama): Oh…that. Mario: You know of it. Nama: Why yes I do. Mario: Where is it? Nama: Up there. Nama points to the large monument with the star sprite at the top. Luigi: you've got to be kidding me?! Nama: I'm afraid not Mario: Dammit. I assume the pipe that leads up there was destroyed right? Nama: Yes, I did what you said and destroyed it. Mario: How the hell do I get up there now? Nama: I wish I could tell you. Geno: HAHA! Stupid fool Mario: GENO! Mushroom Kingdom Goomba King: Ok my minions. Let's make these toads pay. FIRE! The Goombas artillery canons fire on Mushroom Kingdom and lays destruction on the building in the mushroom kingdom. Chaos is now taken over in the kingdom as the toads and the tourists run blind not knowing what is happening. That's it for this chapter. Couple shockers with Kammy and Bowser Jr. Both are working for Queen Malady but it seems that Kammy is being used and is dispensable. Next chapter will begin with the continuation of the attack on the Mushroom Kingdom.


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Lone Eagle Grille
111 Country Club Drive, Incline Village, NV 89451view phone(775) 886-6899
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Adjacent to the main hotel tower on the shores of Lake Tahoe, the award-winning Lone Eagle Grille welcomes guests to a world-class view and dining experience.
2543 Lake Tahoe Blvd, South Lake Tahoe, CA 96151view phone(530) 542-0100
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Scusa Italian restaurant in South Lake Tahoe offers a large selection of appetizers and salads and serving fresh, local ingredients whenever possible. Breads and desserts are baked daily in-house.
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3490 Lake Tahoe Blvd, South Lake Tahoe, CA 96150view phone(530) 541-3465
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Big Daddy's Burgers is located in the heart of South Lake Tahoe is the place for a great burger. Add delicious fries, a soda, beer or wine and you've found the best meal around. Plenty of parking, so don't miss it!
Latin Soul
168 Highway 50, Stateline, NV 89449view phone(800) 523-1291
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Latin Soul is an authentic, contemporary, distinctive and tasteful restaurant in Lake Tahoe. We comfortably prepare a table for your gathering of friends or make your intimate dinner for two a special occasion. Chef Alvaro Ochoa artistically combines fresh ingredients from Mexico, Central and South America and The Caribbean into a fusion of rare flavors.
2591 Lake Tahoe Blvd., South Lake Tahoe, CA 96150view phone(530) 544-5030
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Izzy's Burger Spa in South Lake Tahoe is the local's favorite for old-fashioned grilled, fresh food. Discover the best burgers, dogs, chicken sandwiches, fish n' chips, shakes and more.