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After their bye week, the second-ranked Ducks returned to their normal practice routine today for a typical Monday-like workout in the Moshofsky Center as they prepare to play UCLA in a rare Thursday night game at Autzen Stadium (6 p.m., ESPN.)
Quarterback Darron Thomas, after leaving the Washington State game a week ago with a shoulder injury on his right (throwing) arm, declared himself "100 percent" healthy today. And he sure looked like it.
The biggest evidence of that was on the final drill of the practice — the only time the No. 1 offense competed against the No. 1 defense — when Thomas completed all five of his passes and drove the Ducks about 50 yards for a touchdown. He opened the drive by completing three quick passes in a row to D.J. Davis on the sideline and then hit Lavasier Tuinei for a 20-plus-yard gain. He then connected with Tuinei in the back of the end zone for a six-yard touchdown to give the offense the win.
"Everybody was fired up to get back out here. We were off for a week, and we're not used to it, so everbody was amped up to get back out here on Saturday," Thomas said. "… It (his shoulder) felt good. I came out and threw the ball better than I thought I would — better than everybody thought I would."
Running back Kenjon Barner attended practice, wearing his No. 24 practice jersey but not participating in team activites as he continues to recover from a concussion.
"Our doctors handle all that," coach Chip Kelly said. "I don't diagnose injuries, and I don't get involved in injuries. They tell us who can play and who can't play and we just go from there. For me to weigh in and say that I think his synapses are firing on the left side better than they are on the right side, that's not my job. My job is to coach football. Our medical staff, when they clear a player to play, then they're cleared to play."
LaMichael James, Barner's close friend and backmate, said he's been encouraged by Barner's progress.
"Even though he's not playing right now … it's a big plus to have Kenjon out here," James said. "I know he's OK, and he's being mobile and he's communicating with everybody. Everything is great for Kenjon right now. He just needs to get healthy."
Freshman reciever Josh Huff took some reps at running back today, but Kelly said that wasn't unusual. He also said he hasn't considered pulling freshmen Lache Seastrunk or Dontae Williams out of a redshirt to help in the backfield.
"We've got pretty good depth at running back right now, and we're confident with what we got," Kelly said. "We're not going to play a kid just for the sake of playing a kid. If it means he's only going to get one snap in a game, it's not worth burning a redshirt on."
The injury report was as short as I can remember it being in a while, including only Barner, Everett Benyard (ankle) and Clint Sager (head, shoulder).
"It's very encouraging," Kelly said of the team's overall health. "The big thing of trying to sustain this thing — because it's a long season — is can you keep your playmakers healthy, and on every position? And, knock on wood, we're relatively healthy at this point and time."
Cornerback Anthony Gildon has battled some ankle issues this season and he had to leave the field midway through practice after getting his legs tangled with a receiver as he was breaking up a pass.


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I think the person on the phone standing next to her is saying, "Hold on a minute. I'm trying to get downwind of Britney Spears."
all those years people were enamored with this piece of crap, what with the over processing songs, when she had some snake around her (red-) neck, through all of it
THAT was the image i always saw
a fat-balloon filled mullet topped (formerly) overrated stupid piece of shit pushing a shopping cart at Target or WalMart with two or three overlooked children running around
now, how long was the wait before it pretty much actually came true..?
not long, not long
I wonder if I could stop by her trailer later on tonight and pick up a teener of the meth she just finished cooking in that shirt?
Shes shopping at Target as opposed to shopping where. Though they are of superior quality, designer slothes are impractical for avg day to day. Where do you guys shop other than Tarhet or Walmart. I do not go to Walmart for personal reasons but a mix of quality/price is needed. I wear designer not faux ill leave that to fake people. I also shop at MArshalls. Many clebrities wear vintage which is not in boutiques. Their is also the option of flea/thrift markets.
Just because she has the money she should go buy something of same quality 10 times the price and then in another post youll be commenting on her intelligence. As previously stated you should mix it up.
Furthermore lets assume shes taking care of her kids now. Recording is working but how many young moms ecspecially with two kids under 3 look great on a day to day basis.
Im not a fan anymore. I look down on those who divorce. You should look at things at all aspects before commiting. She should of realized marrying a guy (forgret leaving pregnant girlfirend) not on same level as you financially physically and intellectually is a bad look.
A ton of people smoke its not right or healthy but you cant judge them for that.
How many of you have watched Dirt to figure out these media techniques 25 million. I doubt shed want to give him $250,00.
I dont think alimony is ethical man or woman unless you help someone get their money , ,paying for law/buisness/med school staying home with kids ( no nannies) and sacrificing your career for theirs ( just staying home does not count either. You dont deserve a dime during divorce if you want to keep that life stay married.
It only takes a certain amount to reaise kids so judging child support on income is stupid too. Paris Hilton will inherrit more than BIll GAtes or Warren Buffets kids. Different people raise kids a certain way. School, clothes, health and it should be equally split between parents. The house thats bull if the other spouse cant afford house on own then the one who can should take kids.
I can totally see her in a bar with some random dude holdin her kids
"hey, HEY! hush them damn kids up. Mama's gotta get her buzz on"
Oh and tell me this isn't what a Britney spears barbie Doll would be like.
What the hell are you talking about??!
Maybe its okay for regular white trash to behave that way, but when your a celebrity you don't have that luxery. You can't be your regular nasty white trash self and then expect to have fans and get paid. And I don't feel sorry for celebrities cuz they can't act like "normal" people (even though I hope normal people don't act like that) because they don't need to be famous if they don't want to. If they don't want a huge fuckin house and an endless supply of money they don't need to.
You can't have it both ways
On the photo above,this sales-guy is figuring out what to do.Pinch that nipple of this dumb bitchwhore or just do nothing?
(crickets) (wind blows) and lastly
(tumble weed rolls by)
you forget some lone audience member coughing in the backround…and maybe a baby crying
First off, what's wrong with Target? Just b/c you have a ton of money doesn't mean you always have to buy at the most expensive places.
Secondly, as a mother of 2 children…give the girl a freakin break on her looks. Know what happens when you get pregnant and have babies? Your body stretches out, your boobs start doing their own thing. And kids tend to leave spit stains, food, stains, all kinds of goodies and marks all over your clothes. Could she look better? Yes. Does she have to? No. She's a multimillionaire…you think she gives a rats ass about it? Would you care either?
So why don't you all be realistic for a minute. She has money, yes, but it doesnt mean she has to be all glam all the time. Let her live for God's sake!
(men's pink tanktop and used condom kick around in the wind outside the Gay '90s)
Nothing is wrong with Target. They have great prices.
Britney unfortunately is going to get sh** from the media everytime she steps out in public looking like this. Part of her success has been the fact that at one point she was considered the hottest girl on the planet. Hollywood is brutal when it comes to how you look. I agree that she has the right to dress down..but this is extreme. YES she has two kids, YES she's a millionaire…and yes I would still care about my appearance. I am not a multimillionare, I am also a mother, yet I manage to get out of the house looking normal every day. AND I am not scrutinzed by the media, but that's my choice. Just like Britney made her choice.
I feel bad for Britney but at the same time, it's time for her to get her act together. She has way too much to be throwing it all away like this.
Sweet Merciful God!!! Someone fill up the industrial size washer with penicillin, Lava soap, and Clorox Bleach!
Stuff that skanky ass biotch in there and set it for MAJOR pre-wash and then let her sit for about a week before hitting the super hot water wash.
That girl needs major scrubbing down!! I swear I can see spit-up jumping off the side of that tee shirt and dirt and germs floating in the air around her. She is a one woman polluter! Hell, her left nipple is trying to escape!
Before anyone tells me…I know I have no life.
Now then, she looks like beetlejuice in picture 6 sept beetlejuice doesn't have bitchtits.
What The Hell?!
She doesn't look all hagged out cuz she is a single mom taking care of two kids…she looks like shit cuz she doesn't give a damn and she's been out partying. If you are rich and have 3 round the clock nannys you are not allowed to blame looking like shit on the kids. Also I'm 40 weeks pregnant and I don't even look as tired or puffy as she does. when I have this baby my ass is going to the gym and back on my diet and getting my hair and nails done like I always do.
Plus how many other celebs have had babies this and last year and look great now. She is a stupid little waste with a crap attitude.
Anyone who defends her is a damn moron. And i'll bet you have nasty little kids at home who constantly have snotty runny noses and on the bottom of your car there are diapers and used tissues and old mcdonalds happy meals bags with fries still rotting in them.
Gross moms who cant hold it together can go to hell for upholding the stereotype.
Didn't she once talk about how when she had kids she wanted to be a MILF?
Didn't she even have a milf in training shirt? Either way…. she's missed that mark.
I'd hit it. Just to see her big butt and boobs jiggling around all at once. It'd be a challenge to see if I could make them all bounce in synchrony. You need to accept challenges in life if you're ever going to experience personal growth.
"kids tend to leave spit stains, food, stains, all kinds of goodies and marks all over your clothes…"
"She has money, yes, but it doesnt mean she has to be all glam all the time…"
True, kids DO tend to leave stains on your clothing BUT that doesn't mean you have to wear them out in public for crying out loud! And no, she doesn't have to be "GLAM" all the time but she should at least be CLEAN! Jeez, I'm not a millionaire but I do at least wash my hair and put on clean clothes before I go out in public. It's called having a little class and self-respect.
Someone who's in the media all the time should have the common sense to know that you're going to be photographed in public places and at least TRY to look somewhat decent. She knows better… she's just a lazy, dirty skank and doesn't care.
As for "give her a break, she has 2 kids"? DAMN, I have 2 kids too, but I don't use them as an excuse to look like a filthy pig in public!
That's just nasty!
Im not a fan anymore. I look down on those who divorce. You should look at things at all aspects before commiting. She should of realized marrying a guy (forgret leaving pregnant girlfirend) not on same level as you financially physically and intellectually is a bad look.
A ton of people smoke its not right or healthy but you cant judge them for that.
So you don't judge people who smoke but you do judge those people who get divorced?? wow. That makes alot of sense. You don't care if people are slowly killing themselves but lord forbid someone decides maybe marriage wasn't for them.
My god, and can you believe I once thought she was hot? Her body – yeah, okay, fine, she's got kids. But her face…!! Her chin…! I honestly thought that first photo was a man, for god's sake.
Okay, I realize that Brit's got a lot going down these days, but is it THAT hard to wash and style your hair and put on clean clothes before going shopping? It's like she WANTS people to get these shit pictures of her. Maybe she's trying to get fired from that Vegas gig?
oooo she has a mustache! i wonder who's mustache is thicker? hers or K-Fed?
is she buying a fucking denim jacket at Target? I don't even buy that shit. Earl must have gotten all the money… at least she has big jugs?
reminiscent of Monster. at least Charlize Theron got to take the makeup off after she was done…
Take it from me, these pictures are exhibit A in the case against staying with the woman of your children. Pay the child-support, fine, but for god's sake let them devolve into greasy swamp things on their own time.
#66, right on. That picture is identical.
Can she get any uglier? That's the real question. She looks like a White trailer-trash hick. Oh…wait…that's what she's always been…
Your comment is funny because no one expects Britney to be "glam" all the time…they just expect her to look clean. People tend to be grossed out when you show up in public looking like you haven't bathed or brushed your hair in days. And that's no exaggeration, that's just how Britney looks. Yeah, people should cut her some slack on her fitness, but cutting her slack on BASIC personal hygiene is where I draw the line. She looks dirty. Period.
Wow, I suddenly feel really amazingly good about my own bazooms.
I didn't know the Texas Chainsaw Guy drank Redbull.
Well, at least it is Target and not Wal-Mart. I hate going in that place, it makes my whole body tense up.
Where are her kids? I thought when you went to Target you were suppose to take them and beat them in the toy department.
I know she can't read but can't she look at the pictures and see that she needs to LOSE WEIGHT NOW?
I don't understand the point #54 and #62 are trying to make either.
There's nothing wrong with shopping at Target, even for a celebrity. I actually think that's pretty smart. I remember being freaked out a couple of years ago when I read about Cameron Diaz popping into some New York boutique to buy these cotton t-shirts in lots of colors that were all the rage among celebrities….for something like $340 PER SHIRT.
If you're going to buy a simple cotton t-shirt in a variety of colors, do it at the Gap. Or Old Navy. Or Target. No matter how much money you have, it is stupid to spend $300+ on a dumb cotton t-shirt.
But Britney….geeeeez. The issue here is not that she's a Target shopper. Or even that she's the mother of two kids under three years old.
The issue is that she looks like you could catch a venereal disease and other assorted cooties just by standing next to her. I am not a millionaire, but I do have two kids who are close together in age and I never, ever, ever have gone out of my house looking like that.
There is a reasonable standard of personal hygiene that every person "owes" to the community at large. There wouldn't be anything wrong with Britney at Target with clean hair held back with a clip and the barest minimum of makeup, wearing a bra and some real clothes, like, say, a decently fitting pair of ordinary blue jeans and a nice shirt. Add a pair of shoes (not crappy looking sneakers or flip-flops) and you have a look that anyone can achieve.
My gosh, you can BUY everything I just mentioned AT TARGET for a small amount of money. There is no excuse for looking like such a skank.
She looks like this truckstop bull-dyke I recently saw as I stopped for gas on the interstate.
You just know Brit's got filthy nails and weird shit caked behind her ears.
She is so TP(Trailer Park)
Soon enough she'll be wearing fucking Kleenex boxes on her feet and fermenting her own bottled piss and most of us won't be one bit surprised, and all you guys who say 'give her a break, she's a MOM!' will be like "What? I thought she was making a comeback…"!
Actually it'll probably be more like "leave her alone, it's just her personal style".
#34 is fat. It's obvious.
WOW–so I am a huge Britney fan and I've been trying so hard to defend her even through this white trash phase, but this is incredible. Even regular old nobodies tend to make themselves presentable before going out in public! And when I say, "presentable," I mean things like wearing a bra and brushing one's hair!!! What on earth is she thinking?! It is almost as if she wants to be photographed by the paparazzi taking that lovely smoke break in front of the store. I don't get her. WOW is all I can say…
WOW–so I am a huge Britney fan and I've been trying so hard to defend her even through this white trash phase, but this is incredible. Even regular old nobodies tend to make themselves presentable before going out in public! And when I say, "presentable," I mean things like wearing a bra and brushing one's hair!!! What on earth is she thinking?! It is almost as if she wants to be photographed by the paparazzi taking that lovely smoke break in front of the store. I don't get her. WOW is all I can say…
Is britbrit going for the courtney love look? has she not heard of a comb? and what about proper fitting clothing? or maybe even a bra? hmmmm, me thinks a stylist needs to be sacked.
#14 You mean TARGET has low standards. This is a pointless argument. There is a billion on-the-welfare-tit low life trash out there and that is her fan base. Can't fight those numbers. One of these days she'll put something tight and shiny on and hope will spring eternal in the eyes of mobile home owners everywhere.
54…Where do you think she lives anyway – it's freakin' LA, not some off the map burg like Princeton, MA. While it's nice that you shop in Marshalls etc you might want to consider she's in a waaay different income bracket then you so you might want to consider that quality/price is probably not as important to her as it is to you. And I'm sure that if she uses your arguements about alimony, child support and community propoerty in court the judge will listen, because they just make sooo much sense.
Isn't she knocked up again??? If that's true, then what's with the cigarette thing?
I think this article should be titled: Britney Spears Might Be a Truck Driver.
ohh my GOD!!! she's awful. how could a girl dress and look this way!!
#58 Despite the numerous evidence their is no way you could concur shes trash by this pic. Target is not trashy. Why spend alot of money if you dont have to. Im all for designer.What if shes buying t-shirts a 6 pack is like what $12 a store your insinuating she belongs at becasue of her celebrity status would price it at 86$ for one. That choice is common sense should she buy expensive tampons instead of going to CVS because shes a celebrity.
#94 check out princeton ma before you speak. Are you being sarcastic.Once again her income has nothing to do with practicality. I stopped growing to an extent .If i am buying sandals which ill wear all summer i would and did buy Louis Vuitton sandals. When i wear sweaters they are Versace, Dolce and Gabbana, Burberry, and Polo. My bags are Prada and Louis Vuitton i like the styles and they last longer i respect someone's design so i dont steal those things. When i need a pair of jeans ill go get a $ 35 -50 one $300 up is kinda impractical, if i see a great pair for $7 dollars in some thrift store ill get it. If i am buying a wife beater i will go marshalls or old navy not versace ( they do sell them) A waste of money to some but i used the quantity quality argument.
So regardless of income their is practical and impractical.
#72 Im taling about trusting them they said until death do us part i cant see how you dont get it. I am not going into a firendship or buisness deal with someone who values their word that much gets into and bails a deal with a certain amount of information.
#98 Did we really need a rundown of your closet? People should shop where they want , regardless of whether it is "beneath" their class. Some people manage to look pretty classy in Target clothing, while Brit could be wearing couture and still look trashy. The sad thing is, she probably is wearing designer clothes in those pictures.
And you might want to check the difference between "their" and "there"
#98 "…should she buy expensive tampons..?"
EXPENSIVE tampons?
Ambrosia, most of the time I wonder what the fuck you're smoking, thanks to Paris Hilton, now I finally know.