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15 Celebrities Servicing Invisible Men
Thursday, May 6 by Col. Longshanks
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Mickey Rourke Up For Tony Scott's 'Hells Angels'
Thursday, May 6 by
Hells Angels founding member Sonny Barger OR Mickey Rourke circa 1994?In addition to Potsdamer Platz, Mickey Rourke is circling another Tony Scott project, and he's circling this one menacingly on a motorcycle while yelling hate speech. Typical Mickey.Rourke is up for the role of the outlaw Sonny Barger in Hells Angels, a script that Scott has been developing for ten years. Now, Scott Frank has been brought in to rework the script that tells the story of a young cop who infiltrates the nefarious gang. This is spot-on casting. I can't think of a single actor more appropriate than Mickey Rourke for the grizzled Hells Angels founder. You could have a motorcycle growing out of your ass, and Mickey Rourke would still be more appropriate for the role. (Deadline)
Ignore Stephen Baldwin – Restore Joss Whedon
Wednesday, May 5 by
Why would you want to donate money toward the restoration of nutjob Stephen Baldwin when your charity could be used to get more of Joss Whedon's smoking hot ass-kicking chicks on the air? Think about it. The more you know. Shooting star.These links don't suck, just like Joss Whedon.Summer TV Premieres 2010 (TVSquad)Hot Weather Girls All Over the World (Asylum)Emma Watson Had An Awful First Week at College (PopEater)25 Sexy Corona Girls (HolyTaco)Kristen Bell Is So Hollywood Ugly (FilmDrunk)Gallery of Avatar Cosplay (Unreality)Rutgers Kid Provides Another Epic Faceplant (TotalProSports)25 Hottest Mexican Women (Maxim)Randy Wants a Shot at the Winnder of Shogun-Machida (CagePotato)Jessica Alba Shows Off Her Tramp Stamp (CelebJihad)30 Best Pinatas Ever (Smosh)A Tire That Explodes Heads (Pajiba)Cinco de Mayo: Arizona-Style (Atom)Mother's Day Gift Guide (MadeMan)Sneak Peak at the NASCAR Hall of Fame (AllLeftTurns)
"Get Out Of There!" Montage
Wednesday, May 5 by
There have been montages of mirror scares and company arriving in film, and now our friends at Pajiba have put together one of characters shouting, "Get out of there!" They may have managed to find the line in every movie ever made. Kudos, Guys. Now clean up your bags of Late Night Tacos Doritos and get some shut eye. And then GET THE HELL OUT OF THERE! (Pajiba)
'The Strangers' Director Bryan Bertino Seeing 'This Man'
Wednesday, May 5 by
Have you seen this man? Well, people across the world have seen him randomly in their dreams and I don't just mean ladies looking for a good time. Deadline reports that Bryan Bertino (The Strangers) is teaming up with Sam Raimi's Ghost House Pictures to bring this man's story to the screen.In This Man, the protagonist learns that he has been appearing in the nightmares of complete strangers. Ghost House has purchased the rights to www.thisman.org, a real website created by an Italian sociologist who has been tracking this real-life phenomenon. Insiders are referring to it as "a hair raising story that will be sure to delight horror fans."Also delighted? Inevitable leading man Todd Barry.
'I Spit On Your Grave' Trailer Teases Worst Date Ever
Wednesday, May 5 by
I'm writing this one through gritted teeth, fellas. Below the jump we have a brief look at Steven R. Monroe's remake of the castration classic, I Spit on Your Grave. Sarah Butler stars as a woman who is attacked and sexually assaulted in the dead of night. She manages to escape and returns to take revenge on her attackers in shockingly vicious ways. Like, catching a fat guy in a bear trap. Or lopping off a guy's unit with a pair of rusty garden shears. Wouldn't a more fitting (preferable) punishment be to rape him? Eye for an eye and all. This lady's got issues. (Apple) Put a book on your lap and watch the trailer after the jump…
'Attack of the Show' Correspondent Sara Underwood
Wednesday, May 5 by
Sara Underwood is a former Playboy Playmate of the Year and Oregon State University student. She's filled in for Olivia Munn on "Attack of the Show" and recently helped wash cars with a group of Princess Leias in bikinis. A word from Sara: "I hate closeminded people who think they know it all."You'll love me. My mind's as empty as my tolerance for people who are different than me. More pics of the Playmate after the jump.
Official Release Date Bonanza! 'X-Men: First Class', 'Breaking Dawn', and 'Cyrus'
Wednesday, May 5 by
Official.We've got official coming out of our asses today. So much official I decided to compile it all into one officially official post. Wookie, cue the official music! **Cue Salt n' Pepa**Kick-Ass director Matthew Vaughn is officially directing X-Men: First Class and 20th Century Fox has officially set a June 3rd, 2011 release date. The film will center on Charles Xavier and Erik Lensherr before they took the names Professor X and Magneto, and they were just two young men discovering their powers for the first time. And chillin'. Breaking Dawn, the final (yaaay!) film in the The Twilight Saga, has nabbed the official release date of November 18, 2011. It's recommended that Twi-Hards starting lining up at theaters after band practice and their orthodontist appointments today. A favorite film at Sundance this year, Cyrus, will officially open in select theaters on June 18, 2010. Jonah Hill will face off against himself, as Get Him to the Greek also opens that same day. Can theaters safely contain that much Jonah?Whew. Now THAT'S official, yo. (/Film,/Film,/Film)
'A-Team' Screenwriter in Talks for 'Die Hard 5′
Wednesday, May 5 by
It looks like John McClane won't retire from the murdering people in ridiculous ways business anytime soon. The super cop, who was last seen surfing on a jet, is being given another go-'round by 20th Century Fox. The studio is in talks with A-Team screenwriter Skip Woods to pen a fifth adventure for Bruce Willis's iconic ass-kicker.Woods is the only appropriate choice to write this film. McClane has already killed terrorists with icicles, giant fans, and gravity on a few occasions. Not to mention the time he killed a helicopter by launching a car at it. Who better to team him with than the writer responsible for a tank fighting a jet miles above the earth? I'm going to be sorely disappointed if this film doesn't have Bruce Willis tie the muzzle of a rifle into a bow so that it explodes in the gunman's hands. That's clearly the direction Fox wants to go in. (THR)
Illegal 'Machete' Trailer
Wednesday, May 5 by
For Cinco de Mayo, Robert Rodriguez dropped a package off at the home of his AICN homies, and it turned out to be the "illegal" trailer for Machete hidden underneath a pound of tamales. Alright, I'm not certain about the tamales, but it's how I deliver all of MY packages.
'Lost' Finale Will Have Extra Half-Hour of Commercials
Wednesday, May 5 by
"Lost" fans are no doubt on edge these days. Their favorite show is about to slip away and potentially leave behind a slew of unanswered questions. If only there were more time to solve them. Just a few minutes more. ABC has got your back.The network has agreed to extend the series finale by an extra half hour, airing it on Sunday, May 23rd 2010, from 9:00pm to 11:30pm. This will push back the local news, and Jimmy Kimmel's "Aloha to Lost" post-special, which will now air at 12:05 a.m.. If history is any indicator, this super-sizement is to make room for more advertisements. That breaks down to three minutes of show, five minutes of ads, repeat. I can't wait until they solve the mystery of the Hurley bird and how a man can enjoy Yoplait yogurt as much as his wife. (Live Feed)
Paul Rudd's Computer
Tuesday, May 4 by
Paul Rudd appeared in a sketch on "Tim & Eric" where he completes some morning work on his computer. Said work involves watching different versions of himself dance. Seems like more of an after lunch indulgence, but to each his own. (WarmingGlow)Tayne would love these links.Mickey Rourke Is Awesome at Not Caring (Moviefone)5 Signs 'Prince of Persia' Is Going to Such (Asylum)Justin Bieber Doesn't Know What 'German' Means (PopEater)25 Ridiculous Pinatas (HolyTaco)'Back to the Future'-Themed Wedding Proposal (FilmDrunk)LOST Actors in Their Earlier Years (Unreality)USHL Hockey Goalie Shoots and Scores (TotalProSports)Fine Ladies With Food Pics (Maxim)Overeem Thinks Fedor is Scared to Fight Him (CagePotato)Taylor Swift and Katy Perry are Lesbians (CelebJihad)25 Presumably Female Bodybuilders (Smosh)5 Most Evil Assholes in Hollywood (Pajiba)The Curse of NBA Jam (Atom)13 Ways Facebook Ruins Your Relationship (MadeMan)Mini Cooper Crashes Into Fans (AllLeftTurns)
Sequel to 'Dark Crystal' Ready to Give Nightmares to a New Generation
Tuesday, May 4 by
Peter and Michael Spierig, the directors of Daybreakers and Unwatchable Undead, have been hired for a sequel to 1982's most child-brain-scarring puppet film The Dark Crystal. A press release from The Henson Company announced that the film will stay true to its puppetry roots and resist the overuse of CGI. But don't worry. It will be presented in price-gouging 3D. Which scares the crap out of me.I saw this film over 25 years ago and I still can't socialize properly or sleep through the night. I'm still haunted by nightmares where monsters pull their eyeballs out and attack elves that look like Julian Lennon. Now that Power of the Dark Crystal is on its way, I'll more than likely go full-on shed-living recluse. Guess I'd better start getting use to the taste of squirrel and other rodents. **dials Zen Chinese Kitchen** (Henson)
Steven Spielberg Drafts 'War Horse' As His Next Project
Tuesday, May 4 by
On-set romances always end badly.James Van Der Beek will soon have another poster to add to his fictitous wall. For his next project, Steven Spielberg will send a horse to war. The Saving Private Ryan director optioned Michael Morpurgo's novel War Horse, a story about a horse on the front lines of World War I as he inspires his platoon and longs to return to the farm on which he was raised.I'm really looking forward to the inevitable scene where the horse shows the other soldiers a photograph of the philly he's gonna marry back home. Movies like this always have those. (Variety)
Lindsay Lohan Taking On Linda Lovelace Role in 'Inferno'
Tuesday, May 4 by
Perfect. Lindsay Lohan is officially set to play 70s porn star icon/oral pleasure pioneer Linda Lovelace in the biopic Inferno. The film's producer Walid Razaqi confirmed that Lohan secured the part, and that they'll be an official announcement at the Cannes Film Festival. Razaqi stated, "For at least a year, the director and I have gone back and forth imagining how awesome of a performance she could give if she was in the movie." Please be more specific, Walid. Were you guys hangin' down in the basement, passing the Sunny D and discussing Lohan's depth and range as an actor, or did one of you casually hold up a banana and say, "I bet Lindsay Lohan could take all of this."This isn't the first racy project Lohan has taken on since she entered Phase 2 of career suicide. She attempted to get asses in the seats again by playing a stripper in I Know Who Killed Me, and she'll appear topless in Machete just for the hay of it. Deep Throat seemed like a sensible next step. (LATimes)


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Bryan Eisenberg | July 18, 2003 | Comments
How to create pages that rank well and convert search engine traffic into buyers, prospects, and leads.
Let's focus on the search engine factors you have the greatest control over: what's on the page. The goal is not to provide specifics on how to create top-ranked pages in every search engine but rather to outline the general principles of creating pages that rank well and convert search engine traffic into leads, subscriptions, or sales.
You want your pages to rank well, but not without meeting both the visitor's and your business objectives. Take advantage of the elements that make your pages relevant to search engines. They're the same elements that make pages relevant (and persuasive) to prospects.
Begin by finding the right keywords and key phrases.
Bad Keywords Nullify Everything Else
Taking time to understand customers is an integral part of effective marketing. How do your most qualified prospects use words to search? In uncovery, the first stage of persuasion architecture, identify all potential keywords/key phrases archetypical customers might use. Then, plan pages in the wireframing stage to address these keywords. How do your prospects ask questions? What is the intent of their queries? The language they use speaks volumes about them.
If you don't understand how your target audience constructs language patterns in different situations, at different times of the day, or at different times of year, you'll never fully reach your online market. Query language is tremendously important. It can demonstrate a visitor's intent to buy, her stage in the buying cycle, and what question she has on her mind. Every search query or click on a results link is an implicit question from the prospect. Your job is to answer it.
Prioritize each of your keywords using four criteria: traffic potential, prospect's intent, stage in the buying process, and likelihood to convert. This helps determine the value of your keywords.
Keyword selection is not merely a traffic exercise, but a conversion tactic. Keep both in mind at this critical stage.
The most important aspect of keywords is copy. Content (especially fresh content) is king where search engines are concerned. Let's take a step-by-step approach to copywriting for search engine pages that convert traffic.
Invisible Page Elements
Invisible elements are important because conversion starts from the search results page:
Visible Body Text
Great online copywriting seizes and holds prospects' attention by answering their unspoken questions. Answers should be relevant, address their needs and beliefs, and propel them to take the action you want:
Though not a comprehensive list of factors that help your rankings, the above covers most of the on-the-page elements that will help you rank high. Remember: A high-ranking page that converts poorly is less desirable than a lower-ranking page that converts well. If you do forget, you'll join the ranks of search engine optimists.
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December 19, 2014
LAS VEGAS (AP) - Police are investigating how a 2-month-old boy died after he was found at a home south of the Las Vegas Strip.
The Clark County coroner's office on Friday identified the child as Peyton William James Klingenberg.
Officer Laura Meltzer tells the Las Vegas Review-Journal the child was found unresponsive a little before 3 p.m. Tuesday at a house on Lake Creek Street. That's near Silverado Ranch and Las Vegas boulevards.
The boy was pronounced dead at St. Rose Dominican Hospital, Siena campus.
KSNV-TV reports the child was found between a wall and a bed at the home.
Meltzer says detectives from the police abuse and neglect unit are investigating.
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Mary J. Zynda, 92, Wausau, a former Rosholt area resident, died Monday, Sept. 10, 2001, at the Mountview Care Center in Wausau.
Services will be at 11 a.m. Thursday at St. Adalbert Catholic Church in Rosholt, with the Rev. Marcin Mankowski officiating. Burial will be in the parish cemetery.
Visitation will be from 4 to 7 p.m. Wednesday at the Higgins Funeral Home in Wisconsin and from 10 a.m. Thursday at the church until the services.
Mrs. Zynda was born March 6, 1909, in Bevent, a daughter of the late Mary and Steve Kuklinski.
She was married to Felix Tryba on Nov. 9, 1926, in Bevent. He died April 26, 1956.
She was married to Harry Zynda on Sept. 30, 1958, in Rosholt. He died Sept. 13, 1971.
She was a homemaker and lived in Wisconsin Rapids for a number of years before later moving to Wausau to be closer to her two sons.
Survivors include two sons, William (Alice) Tryba and James (Mary) Tryba, both of Wausau; one stepson, James Zynda, Pennsylvania; one stepdaughter, Joyce (Bill) Downs, Stevens Point; eight grandchildren. 13 great-grandchildren; and two great-great-grandchildren.
She was also preceded in death by two sons, Gabriel Tryba and George Tryba; six brothers and five sisters.


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Vehicles 2
Click on the cars to activate them or make them move.
Click again to stop them.
Remember those black cars that you were ramming down the screen on the first game? Well, they are back and on strike and you have to ram them off again in Vehicles 2! You will be controlling the same cars like the firetruck and the police car but this time, the visuals and the puzzles are pumped up to give you a much better experience and a harder challenge than before! Click on the vehicles to make them drive and do not forget to click them again to stop them.


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John Peel
The music producer, Shellac frontman and author of seminal 1993 essay The Problem with Music has turned his frown upside down – read his Face the Music speech in full
Saturday 25 October marks 10 years since the death of the DJ who was instrumental in launching the careers of some of music's most successful acts. From PJ Harvey to Public Enemy, the Pogues to Pink Floyd, here are some of the bands he championed
The winner of 600 records from the late DJ's collection has posted a two-hour podcast to mark the 10th anniversary of Peel's death on 25 October. Highlights include tracks by Boards of Canada and Daft Punk
Former Stooges frontman's John Peel lecture also takes aim at free downloaders and music industry executives
Iggy Pop is to deliver the John Peel lecture in October, on 'free music in a capitalist society'. What might it look like if it were delivered entirely using his own lyrics?
The Stooges frontman to give his first lecture as part of the annual BBC series in October
DJ Mary Anne Hobbs was glad she'd told the radio legend what he meant to her before he died. Interview by Helen Pidd
Consternation after government department erases mural with line from Undertones 1978 song much loved by late DJ
Featuring radio stars from John Peel to Larry the Lamb, this gentle compendium evokes the nostalgia that once haloed light entertainment, writes Victoria Segal
Review Various: Scared to Get Happy – review3 / 5 starsA compilation that tries to paint 1980s indie as a mythic genre akin to 60s garage rock is perhaps a bit too much in love with its subject, says Alexis Petridis
Review Good Vibrations – review
The story of Terri Hooley, who believed music could unite the youth of 1970s Belfast, is cheerful and warming, writes Philip French
6 Music's new breakfast host tells Kitty Empire about her DJ hero and the broadcaster's eden of Salford
Watch Billy Bragg's John Peel Lecture live from the 2012 Radio Festival in Salford on 12 November at 7pm
Following in the footsteps of last year's inaugural speaker, Pete Townshend, Bragg will explore how the pirates of radio become mainstream and in what ways broadcasters should reflect that
The BBC 6 Music John Peel Lecture with 7digital is a keynote speech given by a leading figure in music and/or broadcasting
Corporation says it will reconsider renaming section of BBC Broadcasting House if sex abuse claim is proved. By Tara Conlan
Things look a little brighter for the once-sumptuous Art Deco Odeon, but there are huge challenges. Irna Qureshi argues that the ten-year debate reflects concern about democracy as well as architecture
From the Observer archive From the archive, 2 February 1986: The pioneers bringing you the sounds of Africa
Originally published in the Observer on 2 February 1986: Working on the "Mine! mine! I saw them first" principle, the companies hastened to sign an African band or two.
John Peel Festival of New Music will take place in venues across Norwich and aims to focus on 'emerging bands'
Charlotte Higgins: Every week I'll round up the biggest arts stories from around the web, recommend a long read and look ahead at what's coming up
Editorial: The DJ was on Radio 1 for nearly 40 years and became the most subversive fixture in pop broadcasting
Partnership set to offer hundreds of hours of new and archived arts programming online, on mobile and on digital TV. By John Plunkett
Britain's most celebrated record collection is up for scrutiny: John Peel's widow, Sheila Ravenscroft, lets Alexis Petridis take a first look at the DJ's vast and surprising haul
John Peel's album collection goes online, why cake should be banned and a top tip from Prince Charles
From Tuesday, music fans will be able to sift through the late DJ's vast archive as part of an expanding virtual museum
Joint venture between Arts Council England and BBC aims to transform the way audiences experience culture
John Peel's 'great little music venue' is going strong, with added delights cooked up by a Tibetan chef. We're in Hebden Bridge - where else?
A lovely meander across a music fan's formative years and his love for radio, writes Elisabeth Mahoney
'Peelism' was defined simply by hosts Mark Radcliffe and Stuart Maconie as 'finding new music and playing it on the radio', writes Elisabeth Mahoney
Readers leave tributes on the seventh anniversary of the DJ's death
Adam Boult: It's seven years since the DJ's death. What are your Peel memories?
Media Monkey: Rolling Stones' guitarist Keith Richards could be free to give the inaugural John Peel lecture at Radio Festival in Salford. Perhaps.
The Mercury Prize shortlist reveals British music's strength in depth. But as the iPod generation roam across genres in search of new sounds, are they missing out on some vital spark of youth, asks Vanessa Thorpe
Andy Kershaw travelled the world to bring his radio audience exciting new sounds. It's a shame such generous purpose is lacking from his memoir, says Rachel Cooke
May 1986: Number 41 in our series of the 50 key events in the history of World and Folk music
December 1977: Number 14 in our series of the 50 key events in the history of indie music
Simon Reynolds says pop music is stuck in a groove, but does it matter, wonders Sukhdev Sandhu


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Julie Benz Returns For 'Dexter' Season Five
Wednesday, May 26 by
Welcome back.**SPOLER ALERT: DON'T READ FURTHER UNTIL YOU'VE WATCHED THE FOURTH SEASON OF 'DEXTER'**Turns out that Julie Benz will return for the new season of "Dexter." Aussiello got the scoop that Benz will reprise her role in the season premiere despite the fact that Rita's blood is now on the outside of her. Though everyone's being tight-lipped about how she will return.As she told us a few months back, Sara Colleton reaffirmed that Rita won't be brought back as a ghost a la Dexter's father, "We reserve those for Harry. If you have too many things like that it becomes gimmicky."I hear what she's saying. It's like when "RoboCop: The Series" introduced that hologram-ghost as a recurring character. Totally pulled me out of the tightly-woven narrative.
Morning Glory
Wednesday, May 26 by Reza F.
Director: Roger MichellCast: Harrison Ford, Rachel McAdams, Diane KeatonSynopsis: A hotshot television producer is set the challenge of reviving a struggling morning show program, despite the constant feuding of its high-profile anchors.Release Date: November 12, 2010
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DIRECTOR: Daniel StammCAST: Ashley Bell; Patrick Fabian; Iris BahrSYNOPSIS: A troubled evangelical minister agrees to let his last exorcism be filmed by a documentary crew.
Douchebag Manifesto "The Game" Gets Rom-Com Treatment
Wednesday, May 26 by
He's got it all figured out.Neil Strauss's "The Game: Penetrating The Secret Society Of Pick Up Artists" is undergoing the romantic comedy treatment. If you've ever seen VH1's "The Pick-Up Artist," you know what the book entails. Men wear distracting crap and self-applied nicknames in an attempt to lure strippers to bed with the aid of parlor tricks. Ari Sandel will direct with Made Of Honor's Adam Sztykiel (good bless me) handling the rewrite.Casting hasn't begun yet but I think we all know which direction this thing is headed. Quickly, somebody put Russell Brand in a fuzzy top hat. He's already wearing one? Alright, then. We're halfway there. (Variety)
Weinsteins' Miramax Deal Falls Apart
Wednesday, May 26 by
Bob and Harvey Weinstein relax after attending Sunday morning mass.A $600 million deal between Disney and the Weinstein brothers has fallen through, leaving the fate of Miramax up in the air. While an agreement between the two parties was once considered inevitable, The Wrap reports that "legal minutiae and details of the library split caused the talks to drag on and ultimately fizzle."Bob and Harvey Weinstein founded Miramax in 1979, but sold it to Disney in 1993. Now that the deal has fallen through, insiders speculate that the brothers have grown tired of the Hollywood racket and are leaving show business to pursue a simpler life. Rumors are swirling that the pair have set their sites on acquiring Bagel Nosh, a New York style breakfast spot and deli in Santa Monica, CA. Lox of luck, boys! (First Showing)
Eli Roth's 'The Last Exorcism' Trailer
Wednesday, May 26 by
A lady in the street, but a freak in the bed. A trailer for The Last Exorcism has hit the interwebs, and we couldn't help but notice that the Eli Roth production looks a lot like the first Exorcist. Just like the original, the film follows a young girl possessed by the devil who is walking on the ceiling, contorting her body in horrifying ways and acting like an all-around *sshole. But don't worry. Rumor has it that the film has at least one modern twist. Instead of vomiting split pea soup, the victim upchucks Healthy Choice Hearty Vegetable Barley, a low-calorie alternative for today's health-conscious horror fan. Watch The Last Exorcism trailer below.
'Morning Glory' Trailer with Harrison Ford Doesn't Totally Suck Thanks to JJ Abrams
Wednesday, May 26 by
JJ Abrams gives Ford and McAdams a sneak peek at the "Lost" finale. Finally, a movie staring Harrison Ford that you're supposed to laugh at (besides Six Days Seven Nights and Hollywood Homicide, which you were supposed to laugh at, but didn't). Morning Glory, produced by golden boy JJ Abrams and co-staring Rachel McAdams, Diane Keaton, Patrick Wilson, and Jeff Goldblum, seems like it might have some legitimate humor. The movie tells the story of a "hotshot television producer is set the challenge of reviving a struggling morning show program, despite the constant feuding of its high-profile anchors." It comes across as part Network, part "Today Now", and part steaming pile of sh*t. That last part is probably due to the fact that the film shares a screenwriter with The Devil Wears Prada and a director with Notting Hill. Even so, the trailer looks pretty good until the 2:00 mark, when Ford gets emotional and that Natasha Bedingfield song kicks in (I looked her up). See the trailer for yourself after the jump.
'Chrono Trigger': Sweet Action Scene
Tuesday, May 25 by
This is what an action scene should look like. No shaky-cam to make up for a lack of decent stunts! Just a bad ass gunfight, courtesy of "Jedi A-Holes" star, FreddieW. These links are gonna getchya!4 Worst Commercials on TV Right Now (TVSquad)Cute Girls Celebrating Towel Day (Asylum)Tom Cruise Has Daddy Issues (PopEater)25 Majestic White Whales (HolyTaco)Chris Klein's Audition for 'Twilight', 'Avatar' (FilmDrunk)Covers of '80s Sitcom Theme Songs (Unreality)Which Girl Should Playboy Hire? (BroBible)Randy Foye is a Canadian TV Star (TotalProSports)Movies by the Numbers: From Zero to 1 Million (Maxim)Gambling Addiction Enabler: UFC 114 Edition (CagePotato)Taylor Swift Drunk On Stage (CelebJihad)15 Gangsta Fails (Smosh)'Law & Order' Cast Members Ranked by Awesomeness (Pajiba)Cashier: Paper or Plastic (Atom)Child Stars Who Grew Into Major Babes (MadeMan)25 Inappropriate Demotivational Posters (RegretfulMorning)
'Vampire Diaries' Star Nina Dobrev Into 'Deathgames'
Tuesday, May 25 by
So much attitude, the lot of 'em. That headline was like catnip for masochists. Nina Dobrev, a.k.a the lead hot chick on "The Vampire Diaries," has signed on to play Kellan Lutz's wife in Deathgames. James Remar, who plays Dexter's father on "Dexter," and Derek Mears, Jason in the Friday the 13th remake, also have been cast in the movie. Samuel L. Jackson got into the mix early.The story centers on a young man (Lutz) who is kidnapped and forced into the savage world of a modern gladiator arena, where men fight to the death for entertainment of the online masses in games orchestrated by Jackson.So it's like that Gamer movie where Dexter from "Dexter" played the bad guy and Gerard Butler played Kellan Lutz. I say they scrap the original concept and pit Nina and Kellan against each other in a who's prettier contest. Winner gets the title of Queen McSassypants and Sam Jackson's respect. Kellan, I'm already printing up your sash. (THR)
Leaked 'Deathly Hallows' Pics Show Middle-Aged Harry Potter
Tuesday, May 25 by
The above photos leaked from the set of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows show how the filmmakers intend to handle the scenes that involve an older Harry and Ginny Weasley. As you can see, Daniel Radcliffe is made up to look like a suburban dad whose nagging wife clearly isn't meeting his needs. You just know that one day he's gonna rail off and Avada Kedavra her ass and try to make it look like a boating accident.The pictures are kind of murky but you can get a better look after the jump…
Bruckheimer Straps In For 'Lightspeed'
Tuesday, May 25 by
Jerry Bruckheimer and Disney have just paid low-seven figures against $3.5 million for a pitch from Terry Rossio and Bill Marsilii called Lightspeed. What the hell is that? I'm not familiar with that videogame and/or boardgame. What is this a remake of?? Oh. It's an "original" idea?? People still have those?Story centers on a young pilot who makes the Earth Interstellar Racing Team and must take his ship on a perilous journey across the galaxy on the brink of war. Bruckheimer envisions the project as a live-action and potentially 3D pic.Haha. Good one, Variety. "Potentially 3D pic."
'David Cross: Bigger and Blackerer' DVD Review
Tuesday, May 25 by
Being offensive is not necessarily funny. Just ask Carlo Mencia. But a truly skilled comedian can make you laugh at the most appalling things. And when it comes to walking the fine line between witty and revolting, few are more skilled than David Cross.Just imagine Jerry Seinfeld telling a joke about Martin Luther King Jr. and a vanity license plate that reads "NGR LVR." Or try to picture Jay Leno doing a bit where a deaf man tells Jew jokes to a delighted audience, only to be shouted down as "an anti-Semitic deaf f**k." David Cross not only gets away with these jokes without offending, but somehow he leaves you wanting more.MORE AFTER THE JUMP.
'Survival of the Dead' Actress Kathleen Munroe
Tuesday, May 25 by Defy Media
Kathleen Munroe is best known for the role of Annabelle Banks in the television series "Beautiful People." She's also appeared in "Without a Trace," "Cold Case," and "CSI:NY," so she's basically an expert on procedurial dramas. A word from Kathleen: Apparently she hasn't ever said anything. At least nothing that I could find in my "extensive" search. More pics of mute Kathleen after the jump.
Sam Mendes Taking On iPhone Commercials
Tuesday, May 25 by
Spread your apps for Papa.Sam Mendes is transitioning from directing Academy Award winning movies such as American Beauty to directing commercials for Apple's new iPhone. He's currently shooting this week for commercials that will air after Steve Jobs announces the new "gimme gimme!" device on June 7th. According to Engadget, the series of commercials are being referred to internally as the Mammoth / N90:A trusted source has confirmed to us that the ads will feature at least one spot where a mother and daughter are having a video chat conversation using the new front-facing camera that's been spied on the face of that iPhone floating around Vietnam and Northern California.Mendes joins the ranks of David Fincher, Ridley Scott, and Errol Morris, who have all directed commercials for Apple. I'm not saying Apple is extorting these talented helmers, but is it so hard to believe that Fincher and Scott didn't properly dispose of a production assistant's body in the past? Steve Jobs has eyes and ears everywhere… **Puts on tin foil hat. Smears Cheetos dust on video chat camera** (/Film)
Michael Bay Whips Out 'Gideon's Sword'
Tuesday, May 25 by
Techno-thriller. Shut up.Michael Bay is pulling out a different sword for a change. Paramount has optioned the upcoming novel "Gideon's Sword," for Bay to produce. The novel, gang-banged by Douglas Preston and Lincoln Child, is the first techno-thriller in a series centering around the ridiculously-named character Gideon Crew. Sounds like a name Sylvester Stallone would use to check into hotel rooms. No word yet on what the plot entails beyond the "techno-thriller" description, which sadly means I didn't get to Photoshop Michael Bay pointing his glock at LARPers. We're all kinda sad about that here at Screen Junkies HQ. (Variety)


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4799 Gardiner Dr., Columbus, GA 31907
- $48,900
- 44 Days on site
- Est: $181/month
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- Beds: 3
- Baths: 1 Full
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Edgechester Subdivision, 3 Bedrooms, 1 Bathroom, 1000 Square Feet, New Carpet, Fresh Interior Paint, 1 Car Carport, Fenced Front and Back Yard, Outbuilding, Large corner lot. Move in ready condition. Great home for the price.
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- 4601 Buena Vista Rd
- Edgewood Elementary School
- 3835 Forrest Rd
- Wesley Heights Elementary School
- 1801 Amber Dr
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- 1136 Hunt Ave
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- 2900 Woodruff Farm Rd
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- 6100 Georgetown Dr
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- 3556 Trinity Dr
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Morning Report:
Well, yesterday we decided it would be best to stay home with Sarah since she wasn't keeping anything down and didn't want to take her to Grandma's if she was still getting sick. So this morning me and Elizabeth (Sarah's twin sister) headed into school to get my sub plans together and set up the room. So thankful for Elizabeth who set out all my textbooks for my students while I created the sub plans. I also love Mrs. Hagler (substitute). She got there early so I could tell her all that the kids would do today and gave her options on what to do with my kids who I have for an elective class.
After school was taken care of I headed home. Happy to say that Sarah is holding down a banana and feels a lot better than yesterday.
Today I am want to keep myself busy for when I am not busy and at home (bad combination) I tend to snack away on what ever I can find. To keep busy I hoping to do some school work with Sarah at home but also work on some projects around the house today. First and most importantly, figure out what we are having for dinner tonight and this week.
Now to catch up on Spark. :)
Afternoon Report:
Uggh, my stomach has come and went today. Not sure what is going on. My assistant principal told me to stay out as long as I needed since I have to go on a fieldtrip this Saturday with the bus ride lasting 2 hours. Praying I get over this stuff soon. I would prefer to go to work tomorrow.
Because I feel sick, I have stayed away from the food. Not a big fan of eating right now. Nothing sounds appetizing. Well, I take that back, Savannah Smiles (new GS cookie) just popped into my brain but I have a feeling it wouldn't do my stomach any good.
I was hoping that since I was home I would do some exercise but that didn't work out. Oh well, I am hoping tomorrow I feel better.
Evening Report:
Well, it all went down hill at dinner. I felt better. Was hungry and went into a binge. Started with dinner as I ate away on bread and pasta as I waited for the rest of dinner to cook. Then after dinner I couldn't get girl scout cookies out of my head. I did think to renounce it but I didn't want to. I really wanted to just eat the cookies and I did. I ate about half a box of thin mints. :( But did I stop there. Nope, I went on to eat the remaining sour and cream chips we had in the house. :(
I talked with my husband about it last night. He was upstairs as I ate away. Still looking to see what triggered the binge and why I didn't want to stop.
Day 3 is a new day.
So what a day. I get up and get ready, come downstairs and find my 3 of our 4 family members claiming some form of sickness. Well, okay, no church for us and I proceed to eat breakfast and then catch up on sparkpeople. I am getting so motivated from sparkbuddies that I start thinking how I am going to change into sweats and start working on cleaning up our house and go for a walk.
Well, one of our daughters starts talking about church. She declares she wants to go and then her twin sister pipes up that she wants to go to. Begins a mad dash for 2 family members to get changed to get to church on time. Luckily we go to a laid back church for we all went casual today.
I was really thankful that we went. Today's sermon was titled God > Chains. As soon as I saw the title I thought about my food addiction. And yep the sermon was on those bondages we have to different things in life. Here are some things I walked away from today's sermon. P.S. everything in quotes is from the pastor.
1. "Jesus hates all bondages." - Luke4:16-19 and Luke 8:29-31 shows us that he hates them and just need to ask him to free us from them.
2. "Bring the bondage into the light." - Confess it to others. Ohh, how this one is so hard to do. My husband and I talk about what our bondages are but to tell people I know or even strangers I find very difficult. But what was I thinking about this morning before going to church, OA, Overeaters Annoynmous. I had looked into this before and found some meetings in my area but the fear of going and being known by maybe some of my parents or prior students scared me. I have decided though that this summer I really need to start going. Yes, I know it would be good to go now but our life is hectic with our daughters, jobs and church. Plus, I know I really need support in the summer when I am at home and can easily walk to the fridge/cabinet and get something to eat.
P.S. I want to start blogging again where I talk freely about my food addiction and emotions. In the past I think some folks thought I wanted a sympathy party but I just want to tell my thoughts and feelings. By voicing them out loud I feel it helps me face my fears and to keep pushing on.
3. "Renounce and bind." Now I will admit that I am still struggling at understand binding but here are the verses for it. Matthew 16:19 and Matthew 18:18. Renounce I totally get and we were all encouraged to renounce our bondages and the thoughts that keep us bound to it. For me I need to renonunce when the negative thoughts enter my brain about myself. Body image is the biggest negative but I also struggle with perfectionism. I need to renounce all negative thoughts I have in God's name. I have began my process of fighting the negative thoughts. Was it easy? Nope. Is it suppose to be? Nope. Did I fail? Yep, but not as bad as yesterday and the days before. Am I giving up? Nope.
To break our bondage we have to have "desire and determination". We have to want for ourselves, not for others. I have the desire but the determination comes and goes. I must stay determined. Some great verses on this was John 5:1-9 and John 8:36.
Lastly, "Get any outside help you need." Again, OA. I am thankful though I have my Overeaters group here on Spark as well as my great Spark buddies, for you all help to keep me going when times get tough. I love my church and there are counselors and classes they offer to help you break yourself from bondages. Definitely something I will think of doing later on.
Turns out that our sickest daughter was the one who wanted to go to church today. On the way to Grandma's house for lunch she vomits in my husband brand new car (have had for one day). Back to the house we go to clean up Sarah and the car. I stayed home with her. I began the process of cleaning our house and taking care of her. I was thinking I would go for a walk and try to do some planting in my garden. Both never happened but I did make progress in our kitchen and laundry. I did renouce my negative thoughts and even though I did overeat at dinner I am happy how the day has gone.
Tomorrow I will be home again with Sarah who has continued to vomit throughout the afternoon even though she has not had food since breakfast. Again, being home is my downfall and I have a lot of girl scout cookies in my house right now. I expect lots of renouncing tomorrow but I also plan to keep myself busy with more projects around the house tomorrow.
Even those cookies keep popping into my mind, I am headed to my chair to play some solitaire and drink my water. Thanks for listening. :)
So I am so proud of myself! Today I walked into our Literacy Coach's office and was amazed to find doughnuts. All kinds of doughnuts. As I talked with the coach another teacher walked in and ate 3 doughnuts in the short time I was there. I just ate the grapes I found on the table as I talked with our coach.
Later this evening I was driving home and I thought about those doughnuts. I remember walking in and seeing them and saying to myself stay away. Even though I watched the other teacher and the media center specialist eat, I realized I never craved it or felt out.
I find this to be a huge break through for me for I was able to resist the temptation and not be upset with my so called diet. Honestly, I do not look at me being on a diet. Instead I look at it this year as a journey to becoming healthy. I have truly moved into the thought of making a it a healthy lifestyle. I still treat myself with chocolate, cupcake, cookies and that but now I think ahead and see how they fit into my calories for the day. For example, we were sent home with two cupcakes from a birthday party. I was able to resist at the party but when in my house that is another story. I looked up the calories for the cupcake and saw it was exactly the same amount of calories I had left for the day. Hmm, eat the whole cupcake and have no glass or milk. Or eat half the cupcake, have a glass of milk and calories to spare. In the past, I would have so taken the first option and still have the glass of milk. Instead I went with half of a cupcake and let my husband eat the rest.
I am really enjoying the changes I am seeing in my mindset to becoming healthy this year. Good luck everyone as you work towards your goals. :)
So today I got up with my husband even though I could have slept longer with it being my day off. I thought if I got up early surely I would get some stuff done and get to my scrapbooking. I did get some stuff done just not all of it as planned.
The first mishap came when my daughters and I were making grape jelly. The jelly boiled over on the stove. Luckily not to much but enough to make it a no fun mess to clean up. I am glad I reacted quickly because we got the fan on and the sliding glass door open before the smoke detectors went off in the house.
Second incident of the day was when I went to CVS. Now, I can't complain going there fore I walked out with 2 Melatonins (helps you sleep), Nasal Strips and a Brita Pitcher for $14. To top it off I have a $10 rebate so I actually only spent $10. Ohh, and I have a $5 cash reward coming to me from CVS so actually now thinking about it, I got it for free. :) Unfortunately, I got to the Doctors office and realized that the clerk did not give me my receipt and would not be home until after 1pm. Back to this story in a minute.
At the doctors office it was good mixed with bad. The girls were getting checked to see if they still had a heart murmur. The doctor heard it both girls at their physicals but since they were sick we beleived it was nothing. Yep, nothing. :) Bad news, I had them check for lice. Yep, lice! :( We had learned that one of the girls in their girl scout troop had it and had treated them once for it. Turns out not good enough. The doctor told me about a treatment using mayo. I texted my husband to google mayo treatments and by the time we walked out he had it figured out.
As I listened to my husband rant and rave about the girls having confirmed lice I drove us to his moms as planned. She is watching the girls three days with them being out of school and me with a day off and then workdays. Talking with her some we decided to start the lice treatment. Yep, I lathered mayo into my daughters hair and covered it with a shower cap. They have to have it on for 8 hours and supposedly suffocates the little burgers.
I figure I should go to the dollar store and get some shower caps and more mayo for some more treatments, including my own. Head out to the car, get in and plop. My cell phone falls out of my coat pocket into the silo glass of water I got at my MIL's. Seriously, could things get worse! Back inside to put my phone in a bag of rice and call my husband at MIL's to not call my cell phone! Glad I did this because we were meeting for lunch.
Ok. Plans on where to meet. Now to go run those errands. Well only got the gas done again a few mishaps but life is still good.
No time for the dollar store so off to IKEA to meet hubby. Had a nice free lunch, found everything we needed, and got some free frozen yogurt. Very good trip to IKEA! Things are looking up.
Off to get my haircut. No, I am not cutting it because of the lice, I had been planning to get my haircut today. I had been growing it out long to donate to Love of Locks. Now I have a new short do and love it! Pictures to come later.
Off to the dollar store and found all that I needed. New brushes, mayo and shower caps (planning some more treatments the next few days) and some brownies. The last one is not for me. Nope, it is for my MIL who wanted to have brownies for family lunch. Does help though I got the Low Fat kind. :)
Got home, started unpacking the car of all its goodies, and then found out my rebate form needed the receipt. Uhoh, back to CVS I go. Thank goodness it is just across the street. The ladies took pity on me and went through the trash behind the register. After some digging they found my receipt! WooHoo! Day is really starting to look up.
Back home and now have begun the washing of every last plush toy, pillow, blanket, coats and that we own. I had hoped I was done with laundry when I left the house (did two loads before leaving) but such is not the case.
In between loads I hope to get my exercise in. Maybe my next day off will be relaxing today sure was not!
Ohh, but, I am happy to say that even through all the stress and announce that life has thrown my way. I have stayed on track with my food. :) Now that is a great day!
So last night when I put in all my calories I found my tracker showing I was over by 100 calories for the day. Of course I wasn't to happy about it but I had a break through. I didn't say screw it and throw in the towel. Instead I just shrugged my shoulders, owned it and moved on with my night.
This morning I listened to my body and stayed in bed till 10 am. With all the exercise I have done this week my body needed some rest and I made sure to give it to it. When I finally got up I ate my brunch keeping in mind with my calories. Again, I took a knew step in my journey by not being depressed about last night and moved on with a new day. :)
As I was getting ready to write in my overeaters group about how I blew it yesterday but life was still good, I thought I should check back and see if i put in the right portion size on my stromboli. Yep, you guessed it, I left it as a full one when I actually only ate half of it. :) So tickled! Instead of being over I am under! :)
I am so glad I didn't fall in to my old patterns when I didn't succeed with a goal. Today I am 12 days in of being on track with my calories and not binging. :)
I hope everyone is having a great Saturday. Off to do more laundry, a spark video, have a snack and start dinner.