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Newtons are a Nabisco trademarked version of the ancient Newtonian fig roll pastry filled with fig paste.
With Bradford's and Fig Newton's injuries, they Saint pretty much HAVE to keep Ryan Griffin. The question becomes just him or Luke too.
I honestly can't think of anything worse than having to watch Steve Buscemi really take his time with a Fig Newton.
Newton (toy poodle) tried to take a selfie, but he's not very good at it. We now fondly call him Figâ¦
The MVP Award go to my brother Keyshawn Strickland lookin like Twig-Lightyear ð ð But this my Multi-Talented *** brother, *** has no Position his position is ATH (Athlete) he a coo *** *** when he not Posing in front of a mirror lookin the inside of a Fig Newton, *Kevin Durant Voice* "You The Real MVP"
-This sticker is dangerous and inconvenient, but I do love Fig Newtons.-
This is the "â¼ï¸Jesus cup" It has goldfish, chocolate chips, fig newton bars, *** mini cookies, and applesauce.
Are you ever craving a certain food so intensely but at the same time it sounds really awful? my and fig newton's entire relationship
Big list from a girl who couldnt work out a Mothers day poem this year! If anyone's been sending donation or thinking about it, this just in from Alaura Megan Seidl on the big trail hike. I need to eat quadruple what I planned to stay alive! Feel free to send: Beef jerky, Slim Jims, Nature valley oats n honey or peanut butter crunchy bars, Apples and cinnamon oatmeal, Snickers, Packs of fun size candy bars, Reese's fast break, Pasta sides and/or rice sides, Fig Newtons, Small or average size peanut butter jar (not glass), Nutella, Pepperoni, Tortillas, sour patch kids
"A healthy twist on the classic fig newton cookies, your entire family will love these energy-packed snack bites that are naturally gluten free, vegan and paleo-friendly." ...
I'm beginning to question your logic for questioning my logic... to quell all doubts, I taught Newton and made Fig Newtons soo
I've never been called a fig newton before.
RIP Issac "Fig" Newton. You will be missed greatly.
We need to talk about your cookie situation. You had a fig newton. I oughta slap you. Me to my mom.
Walking down a dark unlit street and got scared by a baby bunny .after i realized it was just a bunny i lured it to me with a fig newton and he let me pet him! cutest thing ever
Apparently you can trade a Prius for a Porsche. Who knew
my dad just yelled at me for eating the last fig Newton.
I was holding my phone and a fig newton and I tried to plug the fig newton into my charger bc I thought it was my phone
Tbt to when Ms. Carlson screamed at Erica for eating a fig newton in the hallway...ð
For anyone who missed out on the Fig Newton eating contest at our Pub Run on Tuesday, you can relive the bodacious night by watching our video. Special thanks goes out to Newton Running for sponsoring the night along with Lone Tree Brewing Company and Polidori Sausage for creating awesome food and drink. Remember, the first rule about Pub Run is to talk about Pub Run!
Day 3: pop tart and fig newton supply running low but the Gatorade stash is nearly untouched
FARK AND A FIG NEWTON! What is it with people/media/politicians and CRIPPITY CRAP CRAP! Sorry... just have to open the relief valve every now and then... but SERIOUSLY?!?! KEERIiiPES!
should totally work in HR, because he does not give a flying fig newton! So says and I after mucho vodka
Sadly, fig season has been dwindling to an end, and while dried figs may never compare to fresh ones, theyâre still quite the treat. Which is why today, Iâd like to share this recipe for homemade Fig Newtons (if youâve never tried them or have no idea what they are, you wonât need to find out afterâ¦
So get this a serving size for Fig Newtons is two cookies what the *** who can only eat two Fig Newtons its not possible what is the world coming to
Every time I have a fig newton I expect it to taste so much better than it does but I'm always left disappointed!
Eating last meal of the day (to most people, it's early, but we try not to eat after 6:00pm). Vanilla Greek Yogurt with honey and granola and two Fig Newtons on the side. You know, you just have to keep it all in balance :)
No-Bake Fig Newton Bites {Gluten Free, Vegan & Paleo} Ingredients 3 cups dried figs - hard stems removed 1 cup walnuts halves ¼ cup flax seed meal 1 tablespoon pure vanilla extract ½ teaspoon salt Instructions Place all ingredients in a large food processor and pulse until finely chopped, almost the consistency of sand. This may take 4-5 minutes. Remove blade and put aside. Scoop mixture out one at a time using a small ice cream scoop. Form mixture into balls by rolling in between your hands. Enjoy room temperature or refrigerate in an air-tight container for up to 7 days. Notes Don't be afraid to press the mixture tightly together with your hands when forming balls. As the heat of your hand warms up the mixture, the natural oils in the walnuts will release helping to bind the balls.
Misty Blue and me out on the trail - she also ate Lindseys Fig Newtons !
It makes me a little sad that my first thought upon biting into a Turkish fig is, "Wow, tastes like Fig Newton."
Perfect afternoon snack! I used to love Fig Newtons. Now figs are a favorite snack
Did you know that Fig Newtons were named after the town? Check out the Boston Globe's article about interesting Newton facts!...
True story: somewhere in the rural South . An old lady cries out ,THEY GOTT'EM BACK THAirr.!!!.Jimmy lee from next door calls out , WHO! She said .DAT BOY.. they shol nuff gon kill'em dead..Jimmy lee hollar YALL GET YALL GOTDAMN *** FROM BACK YOUNDA!!! Then her husband yells out from porch while eating his Fig Newtons..Girdie Mae get back on dis porch and stay out *** folks bidness..as the sound effects grew louder POW, BONG ,KA POW ,DING, UGH UGH!!. To be Continued!!!
I know you can't calculate the area of a fig newton
The fact of the matter is nobody, not one person, knows where we came from and where we go when we take that last final breathe of air. I feel like everything would be so much easier and more peaceful if we just accepted that. There is way too much Religion-vs-Science going on in the world and the âgospel truthâ is that NO ONE really knows. Itâs ALL theory. If you believe in the Big Bang you are basing that belief on FAITH a.k.a. complete trust or confidence in someone or something. Science canât flat out PROVE it happened, nor can religion PROVE it didnât. If you believe God created the planet in 7 days and that thought keeps you warm at night, good for you, but you are basing that on FAITH and ultimately faith is just a feeling, or even something that we learned early on. Everyone thinks theyâre right and everyone is probably completely wrong and weâre just spinning around on a tiny blue dot that could collide with another planet at any second and then POOF all remnants of humanity gone fo ...
The South Creek Library has a lot of free, indoor things going on this summer. Most of the Wednesday activities are recommended for school-aged children, but my toddlers enjoyed many of them last summer. There is also a program geared more for preschoolers on Thursdays. We'll try to go to as many possible, and I hope some of you can join us! Wednesdays 11:00-Noon 6/11 - Reptile Discovery 6/18 - Mr. Harley's Kids Concert 6/25 - Wacky Science Lab 7/2 - Sing-a-long with Yehaa Bob 7/9 - Jiggle Man (juggler) 7/16 - Critter Encounters 7/23 - Magic of Glen Foster 7/30 - Life of a Firefighter 8/6 - FIG Newton (Comic & Ed. Juggler) June 12th - Summer Kick-off with Radio Disney at 11 AM. Thursdays 11:00-Noon National Geographic Stories, Arts, & Crafts 6/19 - Wild Pony & Horse 6/26 - Wild Sea Turtle & Manatee 7/3 - Wild Polar Bear 7/10 - Wild Dinosaur 7/17 - Wild Monkey 7/24 - Wild Bat
5 Ingredient No-Bake Fig Newton Bites via my kids favorite to make
{New!} 5 Ingredient No-Bake Fig Newton Bites So good and so easy!
The amount of lightning in this thunderstorm is unreal. This is how I imagine the next Thor movie to start
...Will power is not getting Fig Newtons but still wanting them so bad!...
My fig newton is all grown up ð I'm sorry I can't be in NY with you on your birthday. I love you! ð
Did you know this about the U.S.? STATES AND WHAT THEY ARE FAMOUS FOR (DID YOU EVER IMAGINE?) : ALABAMA .Was the first state to have 9-1-1, started 1968. ALASKA .One out of every 64 people has a pilot's license. ARIZONA .Is the only state in the continental U.S. that does not follow Daylight Savings Time. ARKANSAS .Has the only active diamond mine in the U.S. CALIFORNIA ;.Its economy is so large that if it were a country, it would rank seventh in the entire world. COLORADO .In 1976 it became the only state to turn down the Olympics. CONNECTICUT .The Frisbee was invented here at Yale University DELAWARE .Has more scientists and engineers than any other state. FLORIDA .At 874.3 square miles, Jacksonville is the largest city in the U.S. GEORGIA .It was here, in 1886, that pharmacist John Pemberton made the first vat of Coca-Cola.interesting! HAWAII .Hawaiians live, on average, five years longer than residents of any other state. IDAHO .TV was invented in Rigby , Idaho , in 1922. ILLINOIS .Has a Governor in j ...
I just ate a fig newton, thought you should know it's not that weird
Yeah me, day 1 of my new diet almost over & i didn't cheat yet :) hmmm are Fig Newtons a fruit?
Who knew that Mr. Samuel L Catson would like Fig Newtons?
Pop Quiz: How many ingredients are in a fig newton?
A fat free Fig Newton is basically a fruit, right
Happy ! You me to just eat a fig newton and run faster. xo
Damned Fig Newtons one week then Pepperoncinis the next! (heck, at least I'm not Pregnant)
This is where I say that I've never once in 32 years had a fig newton, right?
"it's a fig newton of your imagination" - Granny ðððð
Sunburned after a 45 minute lunch outside. It's so pathetic at this point
you're darned tootin' I love Fig Newtons . . :)
I don't trust anyone who counts a fig newton among their favorite types of cookies.
It's the summertime & the livin' easy got kid cuddies grillin breezy cool boy chillin jumpin through hoops he shoots fig newton fruityloops!
"This sticker is dangerous and inconvenient, but I DO love Fig Newtons." -ricky bobby
I dont live in a house anymore it could be considered a rainforest at this point its so humid
that place gave me the WORST smelling farts but it was so good
So drew looks at me while he is eating fig Newton. And says I sure do love Fig Newtons. Talladega nights he has this movie memorized
htjmfisherman: ya but what are Hermannâs thoughts on fig Newtonâs? he doesnât give flying one?
is that the place we ate at before Bloomsburg?
You know what tastes good gold peak raspberry ice tea and Fig Newtons
Judy had several names. Onion Ring and Fig Newton.
Dodgers 3rd Basemans name is "Chone Figgins",,my mind sees this guy walkin around in his underwear eatin Fig Newtons,
For the past 5 hours, I have had salted cashews and Fig Newtons .-. (But not for 5 hrs straightð!) Idk y tho.. ð
The Choco Leibniz is, of course, the greatest rival of the Fig Newton. nealstephenson
There's a man sitting next to me making love to his tonic and gen ð¸
Through 2 days of NFL draft the school with the most drafts is... Notre Dame. Not Bama. Not Ohio State.
I dont wanna see nobody under the age of 65 eating no dsmn Fig Newtons go somewhere with ya old young ***
Nixing arctic zero. Hungry but don't want 2feel full. Faux coffee & 1/4 of a cashew fig carrot bar (like Fig Newton) handy.
Sticking with the theme of the week, I made some Fig Newtons. Iâm sure theyâre still loaded with sugar and all sorts of crap, but by not being coated in a layer of chocolate, they always seemed like the healthy alternative. I was kind of a weird kid and actually loved Fig Newtons growing up.
DO IT!! season 2 comes out June 6th you have to watch it before!
it's not completely horrible, but I don't think you'd like it
Yesterday was the 1st time in a long time that ive had Fig Newtons. Unfortunately my girlfriend wanted to drive like a badass n spill all but 1 of em. That was the end of that
What if Fig Newton's new slogan was "Live Fig. Die Young"? Or, "You Only Fig Once".
Happy Mother's Day to the best mom in the world!! Just watch out if she hands you a sleeve of Fig Newtons! Lol! Love you mom!
Fig Newton was a smart cookie. Ha Ha get it
Well my dog ate a pound and a half of Fig Newtons... She left me 8. Awww how thoughtful!!! Lol
I have GSC fairies following me :-) every time I think about doing wrong something happens and I have to eat clean:-) I think I want tacos and I can't bring myself to skip my smoothie. I went to buy some Fig Newtons and when I got to the cash register the package looked tampered with so I put them back. Self consciously I guess I have been re-programmed to eat clean
Craving Hawaiian punch and Fig Newtons!
I think I found a new gang of straight boys to hang with. One understands my fig newton struggles, so basically DEAL.
Any newton but a fig newton is a newton for me
Got my PJ"s on,hot coco n,Fig Newtons gonna be a quiet Friday night for me,myself and I.. Good Night ya-all n sleep sweet n embrace your dreams bout peace,compassion and a whole lotta LOVE.
So I'm cheating tonight with a soda and Fig Newtons.
I'm a Fig Newton of your imagination.
thought Isaac Newton was the inventor of Fig Newtons
that's because Albert is a fig newtonð»
Why have a cookie when you could have a fig newton? . To that I say: Why have a fig newton when you could have a shot of Cloroxâ¢
With that rent I could just buy your house and have the 5 year at your place
BBQ grill utensils, extension cord, chocolate and Fig Newtons
Don't judge because it's the Friday night after field day, but for dinner I had Tator tots and wine, MEANWHILE, our Baby Harry had a hamburger patty with cheese, a couple of Tator tots, a container of peaches, some applesauce, and a few Fig Newtons. I think my Miguel is gonna need to get another job to feed this boy! The second picture is how he says " I love you"!
Jamie just told me I smell like a fig newton
My wife thought that "fig newton" was the name of the fruit. I tried to explain to her that it's just a snack made from a fig and i don't think she believes me.
I just ate a whole row of Fig Newtons.made with REAL fruit! Was that a healthy snack? LMBO
Need energy for game this afternoon? Stop by for free sample (while they last) NOW Manuka Honey & Chia Bar-like fig newton, but better
Everyone is always drug testing me.first the NCAA now this job
Jonathan Boss-Hawg Smith your diet fig newton was delivered this morning, its on your desk lol
Congrats 2014 graduates. Now it's time for the post college depression to set in!
Imani left a fig newton in my bag...useful because I was starving.
Got her saved in my phone under fig newton!
Mike Van Hoozen is the only weird *** I've known that liked Fig Newtons as a kid.
If my dog isn't up, I shouldn't be up
Light rain currently Elaine Pierson Riazi Rise & shine bed heads grab your Kellogg go shake & Fig Newton and head out the door.rain and goofing off ya gonna be late
as I sit here alone remembering as a child the good and bad times one person came to mind. his name is Major Moore.he would tell me about his days as a buffalo soldier. all the time eating his favorite snack (Fig Newtons). it had to be Jesus. can't remember the last time I even spoke his name. I love my great uncle. he was also my scout master at Evergreen Baptist Church
Carob Chips & Fig Newtons - posted in Gluten-Free Foods, Products, Shopping & Medications: Does anybody know of any unsweetened non-dairy gluten free carob chips? Thats a product that seems to be somewhat difficult to find. Also, does anybody know of any commercially available gluten free fig newtonâ¦
Fig Newton on 2nd base with Manbearpig coming up to bat
I didn't realize how many calories a fig newton has in it..
With the 45th pick in the 2014 NFL draft the Lions select, Kyle Newton, backup JV quarterback from Davison Michigan.
Fig Newton's were named after Isaac Newton's brother "Fig" who had the apple thing happen to him except with a fig andâ¦
âFig Newton... No Buenoâ. I'm from Newton MA, birthplace of and thems fightin' words.
Sometimes I feel like I'm the only person in the world who likes Fig Newtons. Am I really alone in the universe?
Found a fig newton in my bra today not questioning it
Nerds Rope is the king of all candies
No one with a shaved *** has ever voluntarily eaten a fig newton.
Miss Belle today - she was looking for her Fig Newtons and was not disappointed. I also took her favorite flowers to her in a little bunch - Dandelions - and she ate them right up!
I love how the kids get excited about Fig Newtons!
Ate a massive package of Fig Newtons during our day yesterday. ...today= ;)
Wow why would anyone need to eat a fig newton, a dried fig is already a fig newton this is awesome
I can always count on you for kind words
Had a wonderful Easter Brunch at Inn Season Cafe with Paul sans large rabbit. then went to visit my brother Ron. I made him a photo album. It brought back memories of his childhood. As he ate his Fig Newtons we looked at photos and remembered friends and family names from the past. He looked at dad's picture and with tears in his eyes said he really misses dad. Other photos brought a smile to his face.Hope everyone had a nice Easter ! ps I really miss not having Easter Baskets around filled with candy I could sneak and eat. ;)
this was great - loved the fig newton account! Takeaway: don't take food from random spectators!
Had one of the best days ever yesterday at Sixflags with Joseph Flanagan and Zane Fig Newton. Glad we're always able to make anything we do an adventure full of laughs and awesome memories(: Love you guys!
Happy Easter! Lot's of folks are waking up to their new furbabies today. Congratulations to Deedee, Tracey(Gracie), Hurricane, Camellia, Georgia, Sissy, Pandemonium, Bonnie Sue, and Tornado! On foster to adopt are Carlos, Sophie, Hera, Fig Newton, Irony, and Georgie! It was quite a day for our Chihuahuas! REMEMBER, we will not be at Petsmart today. Home eating chocolates today!
you fig me newton?? I does what i can when i cans what i does
911 operator: What's the emergency? . Me: I JUST ATE A FIG NEWTON! . 911 operator: Paramedics are on there way sir. Me: (sobs)
I just created a Kyle Newton Radio and became friends with 5 different Bob's
I have recently made a major decision. Though I am functioning (sometimes just barely tho) and I may appear to be moving forward, I am having a VERY hard time. Not sleeping, crying A LOT and feeling sad. I can't risk falling into real depression (been there, done that). I am scheduled to see my therapist next week. At the end of the day it is my responsibility to take care of myself the best that I can. I know without a doubt that is what Honey Man would want. I had a REALLY GOOD DAY TODAY with my god daughter yet, I am here now (1:45 a.m.) unable to sleep. Already eaten one whole row of strawberry Fig Newtons and on my second cup of "sleepy time" tea. I am 21 lbs lighter than i was in December. Dropped one whole dress size (size 6 now). Anticipating the arrival of my grand baby is pretty much all I have to look forward to right now. It is what is keeping me going. This unborn child is the door that God opened for me when he closed the door on my love story. And so I wait . . ..
I found out tonight that when I get my pig they like a all the things I like...our diet will be the same of Oreos n marshmallows n of course Fig Newtons (fruit fulfillment) lol! This explains the extra 20 lbs on the gut!!!
My son really asked me.hey mom do u know the scientist fig newton...???.lol
So my cat just took a bite of my fig newton..
I knew my cats were a little weird and will eat just about anything⦠but I have never seen her eyes light up and come running like she just did⦠over me sitting down with a couple Fig Newtons.
Two things I like that most people don't like: - Raisin Bran Cereal -Fig Newtons
Got er saved in my phone under fig newton
Yoplait yogurt flavor idea: Fig Newton. And it will be called Yo' Figgity
"Fig Newtons where named after a town in Massachusetts, not the scientist!"
just tryna make new friends... Hi I'm kasey newton
The news doesn't give one flying fig newton about some random person on the internet who did nothing wrong
Newton was a smart cookie. Is that where Fig Newtons come from?
Feet are dry. Scarfing Fig Newtons. Waving bye to Cody and his ohana figuring out now where to eat. Today was 6 and a half hours or so on the water 30.5 miles. omorrow will be even longer. Cheeehoo
Trivia: The fig newton was named after _.
Sun Run Participants! One week left! Here are some nutrition tips for the day before the Sun Run! NUTRITION: LET'S DO THIS WELL FUELED! In these final days leading up to Sun Run Sunday, top up muscle glycogen (energy) stores by eating high carbohydrate meals and snacks. Do this by emphasizing vegetables, fruit, grains and even low fat milk products. Remember our half the plate as vegetables in most meals goal? Keep doing that. Hereâs how the final nutritional hours should come together: Saturday night - High-carbohydrate pre-race dinner and snack: Fill half of your plate with high-energy foods like vegetables, pasta, rice, quinoa or potatoes but not carbs alone. If used to eating chickpeas, black beans or other legumes, add them. They make for long- lasting fuel the next day. In this high-carb meal, donât forget the protein! Accompany the carbs with salmon, chicken, lean beef, chickpeas, tofu or a familiar protein choice. This is not the time to experiment. Eat an evening snack for an extra energy to ...
Getting ready to watch the "Ten Commandments". I use to watch this with my grandparents every Easter eve. Back before there was cable and video. It was an event. Usually with Fudge ripple ice cream and Fig Newtons.
This is highly inappropriate but I do love Fig Newtons!
Adventures in moving: started putting a few items in the kitchen cabinets. A couple items would not go all the way back. Grabbed my many-purpose wooden. thingy... and climbed on it to see what was blocking my boxes. It was a single, individually wrapped fig newton bar. In other news, I think I need a step stool for the kitchen.
No, not really, although I seem like I am. Would that be Olivia Fig-Newton?
I have a death wish today. I just ate red pepper hummus, pita chips, 2 dill pickles, 4 Fig Newtons, and a swig of oj...
Spending too day with the in-laws. Making Easter baskets for the church kids. Empty tombs, jolly rancher cross pops, fig Newton bibles and crown of thorns. Yummy
Am I the only person in the world that likes Fig Newtons or...?
Everyone from Kenton the open house I attended was built by Charles Roser of the Runkle (Johnson) candy factory. The story is he sold the rights to the machine which made the fig Newton for a million dollars. My mother remembers this story. Anyway he built the first subdivision in St Pete including homes, churches and the original hospital and later settled Anna Maria Island. If you are a Kentonite that loves history, touring this neighborhood is a must the next time you are in our area!
22 miles done. Encouraging run- felt much better today than the last time, and could have run more. Thank you to Erin Sullivan Mullane, who suggested the Gatorade chewies- not bad! Also tried eating Fig Newtons to break up all of the sweetness- also good! Legs feel pretty good considering. Hopeful for a day like today on marathon day!
I don't trust anyone who's favorite cookie is a fig newton
Ninja Boy just devoured 3 PB&J's, a banana, an applesauce cup, 3 Fig Newtons, and a bottle of water. Growth spurt maybe? ;)
Is this just a fig newton of your hallucination? Giddyup...burp.
I don't care how 'certain', 'sure', 'confident' you are, evolution is a fig newton of the imagination.
Which is worse...burning up inside or allergies. Walking my dogs every *** time I turn around or dying for some Fig Newtons? I need a tissue and some ice cream.
"I was reading a Fig Newtons label -- I was trying to see if it was OK to eat them. Everything looked pretty good, the fat content and everything. So I'm thinking I could eat these. I looked at the serving size: two cookies. Who the *** eats two cookies? I eat Fig Newtons by the sleeve. Two sleeves is a serving size." - Brian Regan
Day 2 the crew is getting restless and tired following a prolonged squawk. Some one is getting into the supplies 4 Fig Newtons are missing and 8 ounces of milk may have to lock em up.
I want to loose 5lbs so I can eat a sleeve of Fig Newtons. Goodnight.
"You tore me apart" if you were a Fig Newton, there would be no problem
After this story Ill never eat a fig newton again.
Nashville to Chattanooga drive keeps getting longer and longer
Cute fig newton and fruit roll up bibles that my mom made!
Whoever invented the fig newton u crazy for this one
I've eaten the strangest things today. People keep walking by with good and I keep taking it. Now having a Fig Newton.
Man, I haven't had a Fig Newton in forever. ð
Life is not what one has lived, but rather what one remembers, and how one remembers it to recount it. - Gabriel Garcia Marquez
that would be our good friend sir Isaac Newton. Who of course is also the inventor of the popular fig newton as well.
The rest of the office starts the day with coffee. Howie works the red ball filled with a fig newton
Did the movies ever mention if it tasted good? I remember it just lasts long. Maybe I need a fig newton second breakfast.
No meat = Fig Newton breakfast, lunch, and dinner. Help.
It's a fig newton of your imagination
In other news, I made fig newton pierogi only they could be better than fog newtons. And I have a lot of fig filling left over so...
Shoutout to Massachusetts: Home of the first fig newton, Dunkin Donuts, and subway system (goatees are illegal here) htâ¦
You're like a fig newton, you're alright but meh
i miss you and your fig newton obsession BBY COME BACK TO MY LIFEEE ððð
I cannot stand when people get worked up about nothing like can't you just be a little relaxed?
How am I supposed to be ok with sitting in school again after this trip?
Fig Newton Sticker. It's dangerous, but I really do love Fig Newtons.
Omg I just had a fig Newton for the first time in 20 years and they're so good
In the past 24 hours I've eaten just three oreos and a fig newton
I could go for a Fig Newton right about now
How do you even put a Fig Newton into a food category? # notacookie
Homemade Fig NewtonsPosted on May 8, 2013 by Melissa KingBefore we cleaned up our diet, Fig Newtons were a big staple around here. We all know how Fig Newtons are often touted as a healthy cookie option for kids. So when I read the label for my Fig Newton Exposed post, I was disgusted at all the n...
Dear Fig Newtons, We... we need to talk. I'm really sorry, but I'm breaking up with you.
I have a fig newton craving right now. I don't know why...
Fun fact about me- my favorite cookie is the fig newton- I try to use them as currency, no one appreciates this about me.
I'm awfully depressed right now. I'm in my room in bed watching westerns and eating Fig Newtons. I've been on a crying jag tonight. I feel all alone.
Fig Newtons will be my worst enemy this camp! ðð May 30th! BADABOOM
Nate is the most amazing man in the world! He just came home with 3 different kinds of chips ahoy cookies and a pack of Fig Newtons my favorite :) could my life get any better !
And booms goes the dynamite.lol..Fig Newtons are good ..like a light
Y'all I have the best customers I got a whole box of little Debbie and fig Newton today wonder what that means lol
Alright imma send u nudes anyways what's your snapchat? â Figgy_newton ;)
Finally made it home from hospitals and I am tired, ate a few Fig Newtons and a glass of milk for supper. Now to settle back and watch a little golf.
So like is a fig newton supposed to pass as a cookie¿
Cam newton should have an endorsement deal with Fig Newtons
Yooo this fig newton over here sipping red wine like his wrist broke
dad is trying to make me eat a fig newton because he doesn't wanna be a fatty alone...he says I'll be jealous of his "fig newton body"
Malleya is acting like we are at a theme Park, she got a balloon, oreos, fig Newton, and juice now she has a graham ***
OH MY GOD I don't know how I have lived so long without these. Organic dried black mission figs from whole foods. No added sugar or preservatives. Tastes like a fig newton but a thousand times better. I bought them yesterday and have been trying so hard to pace myself but the container is almost gone. Seriously dying.
Fig Newtons have done more for figs than anyone has ever done for Isaac Newton.
Hold up... If you think about Fig Newtons while eating a nutri grain bar it is basically like you are eating a lengthy fig newton.
If you're craving a cookie: go for a whole grain fig newton instead of huge m&m cookie, it's a healthy version of a cookie and it's so goodð
Pretty random but a fig newton sounds really good right now
Last night as I sat reading the paper before retiring for the evening, I took a few Fig Newtons and with wild abandon I put them in the toaster oven and very lightly toasted them. Yes. Ps they all laughed at Christopher Columbus.
1 12 pack of toilet paper, 4 movie theatre candies, 2 bags of chex mix, notebooks, Fig Newtons, Pringles, and my good ole 2 lb bag of sour patch kids. All under $6!!(:
Literally bouncing off the walls after eating this. It tastes like a fig newton. I could run 6 marathons
This window sticker is dangerous but I do love Fig Newtons.
I bought Fig Newtons today.. weird.
with my baby girl My John, my Kristen, my lil fig newton, always there for me. Come home soon.
So, yesterday bug & i had a lazy day watched a movie in bed while snacking on some Fig Newtons. He fell asleep so i put him in his pack and play & went downstairs. I go to check on him and all i can hear is plastic crunching. Momma stupidly left the Fig Newtons on the nightstand & hunter on his tippy toes got them down (and yepp his pack & play is dropped all the way down bc hes learned how to get out of any chair, swing, and bc how quick he moves & crawls now). Needless to say- bugman looked like sully from monsters with purple chunks all over the place, lol!
Feeling not 2 Good ! Think i ate to many Fig Newtons bars with my coffee! blah... :P
I workout but my eating habits are horrible sometimes.alot of the times, I know they are.I mean who eats 4 packs of Fig Newtons...sometimes I wonder why I'm a size 2 lol
"Not by bread alone does man live. If I were hungry, and I were abandoned on the street, I would not ask a loaf but half a loaf and a book." ~ Federico GarcÃa Lorca Be sure to check out more delectable treats masquerading as books at my blog post, including fig newton books on a library cart ~ Book (2003) by Péter Alpár
Fig Newton serving sizes are 2 cookies. Oreos are 2-3.
Sitting in traffic and loving me some Fig Newtons
Morning everyone armor on proverb read got all projects done yesterday I know Hunter Dixon is glad of that fun day ahead with family wish Brittany Dixon could be here don't worry britt I'll save you a fig Newton lol Every one have a blessed day
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Perfect! Neither am I...I'm a figment of your imagination.or a fig Newton...I can't decide
Already one of those days a really just dont give a Flying Fig Newton.
I was sleeping on a fig newton all night.
It's just a fig newton of your imagination
My weather app is saying there's 0mph wind outside and it feels like 55 degrees, somehow I find that just a little bit inaccurate
What kind of sick joke is MD playing on us, with the weather we've had to tomorrow where its going to feel like 16 degrees for practice
To the guy who smells like ketchup and armpit working out next to.. Go to ***
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""She's from Muslim" -she's deff Indian she's from Muslim
gotta keep you up to date on why this world is messed up. Because mom doesn't anymore
Apparently is feeling the need to give me a crash course on serial killers right now.
I made an obscure joke based on old Fig newton's marketing campaigns & nobody got it
A fig newton or a is similar to a fig roll. If you enjoy a fig roll u would definitely enjoy fig...
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u know when u put on a coat u haven't worn in a while & u find a 20 in the pocket? Just happened to me, only it was a fig newton, not money.
If you aint sweatin, you're not doing it right
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Not Steve Smith he is the panthers fig Newton ain't shyt with out him
Someone asked who my favorite idol was. I answered Billy
If you give a mouse a fig newton, chances are he'll look at you and be like *** is this
Gonna rock my stonehill football purple short shorts to the gym. I hope everyone here likes them as much as the football team
It might be a fig newton of my imagination â¦
I ate a fig newton thinking it was the last one but then I looked down and saw there was another one in my bag.
"I DON'T GIVE A FLYING FIG NEWTON!..." I love this man! (Pastor ricklgodwin, Summit Christian Center,â¦
but I'm just gonna be waking up! . A cigarette and a fig newton bar for me pal
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Today my science teacher tried to convince everyone in my class that Isaac Newton's real name was Fig
Why do normally rational people deny that the Fig Newton is the greatest cookie on the planet?
Reeses puffs are good at any time of the day under any circumstances
"alert we've got a two fig newton eater!" "How many did he have?!"
Isaac Newton's favorite type of cookie is Fig Newtons
Dude gave me a fig newton at work. Faith in humanity restored.
Brian Eno and Neko Case are opening for Fig Newton tonight at the Hollywood Bowling alley. Event hosted by ME-ouch and SATAN CLAWS. Joshua Neyman
Its also International Hot & Spicy Food Day so go have your favorite and then eat the Fig Newton
Today is Peach Melba day Tue is Hot Pastrami sandwich day 15th is Strawberry Ice Cream day 16th is Fig Newton day AND HOT and SPICY Food day (hot sauce anyone?) 17th is Hot Buttered Rum day (only one day?) 18th is Gourmet Coffee day (Cafe Palmira here I come) 19th is Popcorn day (try it with a little hot sauce on top!)
Cam Newton looked more like a Fig Newton
November 20, 2013 Women I'm addicted to: I went to bed last night totally resolute in the fact that I would never watch or read another news item, commentary or puerile attempt at laugh seeking satire if it centered on the country's largest city's mayor. This morning, coffee in hand, I flicked on the screen and there it was - my first dilemma of the day. It wasn't the Toronto Star's headline; it was the name in the byline that had me. At this point I should tell you, that like the big guy at Toronto's city hall I too have an addiction. I can never seem to walk away from an article when the by line includes one of the names of my trusted trio. Are they always right? Probably not. Do I agree with them? Of course - why else would I read them? Rosie DiMano's summation of the past week's TV appearances by the Fords was well stated. And from Heather Mallick and I quote, "If I were tangled up in a scary spaghetti of my own lies â and Mayor Rob Ford is â I wouldnât need a Fig Newton and a blankie for comfor ...
ELA: We are continuing our ARGUMENTATIVE essays. Please ask your student to read their essay aloud to you sometime this week! Task Thursday Pronoun Quiz Friday We are also studying: Interrogative Pronouns and Relative Pronouns An interrogative pronoun is used in a question. It helps to ask about something. The interrogative pronouns are what, which, who, whom, and compound words ending in "ever," such as whatever, whichever, whoever, and whomever. What on earth is that? Who ate the last Fig Newton? An interrogative pronoun may look like an interrogative adjective, but it is used differently in a sentence: it acts as a pronoun, taking the place of a noun. Who = a person -- Who are you? - Where = a place -- Where are you from? - When = time -- When was Malia Obama born? - How : How many = number -- How many pupils are in the classe? How well = capacity -- How well can you tapdance? How old = age -- How old are you? How often = frequency ... How ... How ... - Why = a reason ... A relative pronoun introduces ...
Me: *noming on a Fig Newton* You think the apple filled Newtons are called Isaac Newstons? Sam: No, they're called Johnny Newtons. Me: That doesn't make sense. *commence argument about Johnny Appleseed and a wikipedia search 15 minutes later to prove that we were both wrong*
Things that make you go...Hm!.Why do the keys on a drive-up ATM machine have Braille on them? Why do gas furnaces have to be vented to the outside and gas stoves don't? Who or what are Fig Newton cookies named after? :) :) :)
The moment when you fold a Fig Newton in half, and then unfold it back to its original shape and it looks as if nothing happened.CREPE!!!
My husband is officially rechristened the Cookie Monster! Out of a whole bag of Fig Newton thin cookies that he bought this afternoon, I only got 2 1/2 and the rest are already gone!
New generation- my kids do not know these names - Twinkie, Ding Dong, Zinger, Snowball, *** *** and Fig Newton! They know kale though!!
So, you've just watched your baseball team suffer through another loss while getting no hits, what'll you do? I suggest it's time to belly up to the bar and eat a Fig Newton or two.
I can't eat a Fig Newton without thinking of the last time I saw B.B. King, at the time we were both staying at the same hotel in NYC, we both just happen to get up early & take a walk albeit not far from the Hotel, down to a little deli/store around the corner from the Ed Sullivan theatre..we're standing in line & he starts talking about the price of Fig Newtons, how outrageous they are these days at five dollars a package... We shared a tiny round table, he ate his cookies, I drank my coffee, listened, & we watched NY wake up & go to work. -BL
Is it wrong that I find Crystal Newton irresistible now that she is married. She's always been hot as hades but she knows how to work it now... I want to be loved in a Newton Sammich and I ain't talkin no Fig Newton either... rawr
LOL...I just Googled Becky Newton. I think I may resemble a Fig Newton, more than I do, Becky Newton.but thanks for the nearsighted compliment just the same.
A fresh fig plucked straight from the tree make a Fig Newton akin to eating wet cardboard with a little syrup.
Issac Newton witnesses an apple fall to the ground and figures out that the moon is constantly falling towards the Earth, but due to the gravity of the Earth, is in constant orbit. Discovers gravity. Then, to prove his theory, he invents calculus... All before the age of 26. Meanwhile, i'm wondering whats inside a Fig Newton.
I ate my first fresh figs today. Up to now, my only experience with a fig has been the Fig Newton. The fresh figs were good, but not as good as the Fig Newtons.
A few years back a company named ViaSat bought a small fledgling satellite internet company named Wildblue. Before the merger, the Wildblue home base was in Colorado and they provided pretty decent internet service to those of us who choose to live a quieter life style in the rural areas.so Wildblue over sold their service the speeds kept getting slower...now, due to the fact that launching another satellite costs millions (maybe billions now) a bunch of "twinks" from sunny Cal called ViaSat bought Wildblue and now the service is even worse than before.and we all know that the "twinkie" lifestyle in California is very expensive , what with all the HIV meds and the Medicinal Marajuana.so they pressure us into upgrading by cranking down our speed and feigning equipment malfunction on our end, when in truth, the little runny nosed brats just want more money for their extravagant lifestyles and they can get away with it because the Almighty Government doesn't give a flying Fig Newton and ALL utility based co ...
Right, so. When I was little girl in Louisiana, we had a fig tree in our backyard. A portion of that tree visited our neighbors property where he, one Mr. Guidry, plucked those figs and jarred jam upon occasion. We, of course, were thrilled on the days we received a jar... of fig jam... made from our tree. Well, every time I have a Fig Newton, I reminisce of those days. And that tree. Figs. The fruit of my youth.
"Isaac Newton, the father of calculus, was also the father of the Fig Newton...GOTCHA! just kidding guys he's not...maybe"
Scott just gave Einstein a Fig Newton and I couldn't help but think how much Einstein sounded like Bobo smakin' away on that thing! And just when I thought he might be done . . .he continued to use his 4 inch tongue to lick all around his mouth for another 5 minutes! I don't think it's cute, just sayin'! (Maybe a little cute, cause its my puppy-love, but equally as annoying!)
Faithfully and Fruitfully Luke 13:1-9 Â Â Letâs be honest, this reading from Luke is confusing at best. Â It begins with a question about a tragedy and ends with a parable that makes us think Jesus doesnât like Fig Newton's. But even though the context may have changed over the years, the questions that this passage raises, our questions about why things happen, remain the same. When tragedy strikes we want to know why and when our faith forces us to not only ask why, but to ask what now, we donât always know how to ground ourselves or what tomorrow may bring. Â I want to be an optimists, but how do we look out into our world and not shiver remembering what happened at an elementary school in Newtown moments after parents left their children at the front door believing that this day that will now live on in infamy was not be like any other that came before it? How do we not ask why in the face of a world where Amish school children were ambushed in Lancaster, PA, where Sikhs were attacked in Wis ...
Where the adventurers impersonate Imperial Navy officers to rescue the family of an alien orphan.  Based on Carl and Kay's notes from the game on Sunday, the 9th of February 2013.  Location: Imperial Research Station Gamma, Vanegen, Rhylanor Subsector Imperial Date: 003-1103  As told by Fig Newton and Kipenzi Momoh of the Skylark 2.   "With cruelty and oppression it is everybody's business to interfere when they see it" - Anna Sewell, Black Beauty   That, as much as a basic lack of common sense, was what got us into an Imperial Research Facility, having flown down through a no-fly zone to impersonate Imperial Naval personnel.  And now, the rest of the story...  003-1103 about 0600     We left off with Kipenzi and Leon in the upper level of the research station, looking for someone to talk to. They did not have long to wait. With the sound of a motor and a metal clink as a railing opened up, a robot appeared out of the central service shaft and addressed them.     The ro ...
AU should plant fig trees and grow'em another Newton.
Sitting here at the laundry watching all these clothes spin but can't stop wondering how in the fly fig newton did i get here.
I hear all these new commercials for weight loss pills... Get off your lazy *** and do some jumping jacks
If you guys haven't had a Fig Newton in a while, you should. They are delicious.
"I'm gonna write about that guy... Fig Newton" -
That was not Fig Newtons worthy. v.V
After a day of house clleaning I deserve a cup of coffee.
When I made the choice of not spending close to thirty bucks for my food and Dom food at the movie theatre. Instead I went to cvs and got two bottles of flavored water $.88 each, two backs of cookies 1 Lorene and one fig newton at $2.50 buy one get one free and two packs of orange gummy slices at $.88. So spending under $15.00
A man in a visor (backwards or otherwise) who isn't playing volleyball or golf is a problem. Thoughts?
All I've eaten today is pizza, oranges, and a fig newton.
Is Sarah and Fig dated we could call them Fig Newton
I am rediscovering the deliciousness that is a Fig Newton...and can't decide if I feel like a child or a senior citizen.
I just thought they where invented by someone's named Fig Newton...
It's been almost 50years but I still can't eat Fig Newtons My brother jerry had grossed me out He stuck his finger in his ear pulled it out (i didn't see him put the filling of a fig newton on his finger) He said wow looks like fig newton and ate it . Now I gross out my kids/grandkids with same trick then say hey I think we have Fig Newtons and offer them some saying now I know where the filling comes from lol. Thanks jerry because of your wicked sense of humor I've bee. Able to torture generations of kids .
It was a good time at the Roxy Theatre worshipping last night. Heard some great music, saw some good friends and had some REALLY GREAT!! conversation. (you know who you are. :) )
Someone take our phones away when were drunk!
thought of U the other day. I had a fig newton craving that nearly made me commit a crime. I had 2 have several, so dang good!!
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it's a *** fig newton. Give the kid 15 Reese's cups and then we can talk about too much sugar.
the answer is no - 1 fig newton did not make him sick unless it was food poisoning. Blaming it on the sugar content is silly.
I am sick. Got the flu. Feel like death eating a fig Newton..
I am the only person on the internet googling "can feeding your 15 month old one fig newton make him projectile vomit" apparently.
The boy puked twice yesterday, apparently. It's being blamed on my having fed him a single Fig Newton in the morning and the sugar content.
I don't think I've ever eaten a fig except for in newton form
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|The justice of God acknowledged, and his mercy supplicated, with prayers against insulting foes.
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OR nurse training program, should I take the job?
- 0Jan 7, '13 by ludwig6Hi, I am a 23 year old girl living in Colorado. I graduated with my RN, BSN in May and have been working at a LTC rehab facility. I was just offered a job in an OR training program that has 6 months of training with 3 years of a commitment. I know that this is a wonderful opportunity and I am excited about it, but I am not sure that I want to be an OR nurse. I found the environment exciting, but it is never where I saw myself. I was planning on going into pediatrics or maybe even OB, but I eventually wanted to become a family NP. I know that I really could have the potencial to love this job, but I know that I could not as well. I have to make a choice by tomorrow, but if there is anyone who has been in this same situation, or anything similar, or who just has some good advice, I would really appreciate it!
- 0Jan 7, '13 by Student_nurse_SMC13I found myself working as an OR nurse tech and I graduate in May and have always dreamed about working in OB. I took the job out of desperate need for a money and experience and because they offered me an RN position when I graduate. I have learned a lot of valuable information working in the OR and have gained much confidence in skills and working with doctors. however, OR nursing is not like other nursing and you really have to love it to work there, so if you think that you can love working as an OR nurse then you should take the job otherwise I advise going after the job that you really want.
- 1Jan 7, '13 by Rose_Queen, MSN, RN GuideMost nurses who try the OR either love it or hate it. A three year commitment is a long time to have to work a job you may not like. I wouldn't go for a position with such a long commitment if my heart weren't in it. However, only you can make the decision; no one can make it for you. Weigh your pros and cons and go from there.
- 0Jan 8, '13 by orrn42Hey, I also graduated in May and took a job in the OR, I got a 6 month internship also. I took the job as I thought that working the OR would be sweet seeing the different surgeries and cool stuff. The thing is it took a while, but now that I am really getting the feel of what the nurse does in the OR, its not what I want to do. I wish I had shadowed more before this and watched the nurse, instead of the surgeries. Im kind of stuck now and am not sure where to go as it is hard to get other jobs. I miss the patient nurse interaction and I don't feel much reward with my job.... A lot of OR nurses love it that I work with, so like the other poster said, weigh out your pros and cons. Also pray (:
- 0Jan 9, '13 by lperez89I took a position in the OR with a new grad training program and a two year contract, I knew when I was accepting the job that I was making a mistake, and regretted it the moment I started the job. If I am able to find another nursing position before my contract is over, I will gladly pay back the money I owe on the contract. People are right, you either love the OR or you absolutely hate it. I would give great thought to taking the position, especially if there is a position you would rather seek out, because if you sign a contract and then realize it is not for you, most institutions will be hesitant to work with you in finding a transfer, or it may not let you transfer at all due to being a new graduate, and the fact that OR nursing is so different from floor nursing, they would have to spend even more to retrain you.
Good luck, I hope you end up in the best place for you
- 0Jan 24, '13 by Toast&ButtersHow much money would you have to pay back?
- 0Jan 24, '13 by heartloverCan you tell me the hospital where the internship would be? I have worked at a few in CO and might be able to tell you the demeanor of management and whether they would work with you to transfer or if it may be more difficult (based on opinion only of course)? Also if it is at a hospital where I worked I may be able to give some insight or suggestions.
- 0Feb 1, '13 by Nursebrittyboo15I am a newer graduate nurse actually looking to get into the operating room. I am 100% willing to reocate and am wondering if anyone can help me find a training program such as the one in the original post? It seems that everywhere I apply wants experience or just plain don't want a newer nurse. Any and all help would be greatly appreciated
- 0Feb 2, '13 by suckulatorNursebrittyboo
Crouse hospital in Syracuse NY has an Peri-op 101 program and hires many new grads. Finished mine about a year ago and if you hate it you don't have to stay but of course it is frowned upon. Their point if view is that if you are miserable they don't want you there. It might be a few months before they start another "academy"
- 0Feb 4, '13 by Nursebrittyboo15Thanks so much I'll have to look into applying there. I appreciate the feedback


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Nov 14
This is another speech I've given at Valley Toastmasters, and it's part of Competent Communicator manual, project #6: "Vocal Variety".
As a reminder, the objectives of the project are:
With that in mind, here's the speech I delivered:
This is something that's been bugging me for quite a bit now to be honest to the point where it's getting into becoming an obsession: are we using writing (and reading for that matter) for all the wrong reasons? Is it still needed? Or is it an archaic way of communicating — and as such won't be needed soon? I know, crazy idea right?
Here's the thing — my handwriting nowadays is terrible (not that it's ever been that great!), in fact I can type on my laptop much (much!!) faster than I can write something by hand. Arguably, this is because my job sees me doing a lot of typing daily — however, looking at others, I don't see them handwriting that fast. So while that plays a part in it, I don't think it's the crucial factor.
Also, I read relatively ok — especially when reading to myself (we all know that reading louder is a slower process, right?); I am in fact assuming based on own observation that my reading speed is average.
Oct 14
I had an interesting discussion recently with a friend of mine about titles and terminology used nowadays in business, and it prompted me to continue my trail of thoughts on this on my blog. We talked about how a lot of companies label themselves rather proudly as startups — an idea which my friend was not too fond of.
Twitter, as we all know, is still sort of looked upon as a startup — even though they just IPO'd … well, under a year ago. Facebook, also, even though everyone knew the goal was for an exit of 100 billion, was proudly waving the flag of being a startup, my friend reminded me.
Pretty much, any company that operates in between I-280 and US-101 nowadays will label itself as a startup — I was told. And these startups give birth to a whole plethora of titles, such as CEO, CTO, CMO, CxO — my friend argued. But the reality is, they just create fancy titles and hiding under the title of "startup" allows them not to create a viable business — because, after all, they are still starting up, right? They don't have to bring in revenue or have a solid business plan… At least that was my friend's argument.
Oct 14
I've been to a bunch of conferences, meetups and other technical (or not!) events recently and some of them have touched me enough to deserve some comments on my blog, as you might have noticed. Looking back now at the last 5-6 months or so and all the events I've been attending — and needless to say some of them were exceptionally organized, while some of them were terrible — it occurred to me that it matters a lot how you target your audience.
When you deliver at such an event, you need to really know the audience when you take on the stage. I know it's such a common advice you read everywhere on the net, but still, despite all that I see this mistake being made a lot.
I'm going to tell you about one of these events where the presenter really didn't strike one chord with the audience, just so you can see how important this factor can be.
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It's been a quiet session as the markets lead up to ECB meeting. Major markets are stuck in ranges and stocks are lower. This has allowed the markets to focus on news events. Firstly, the tittle tattle between currency bloc members about whether the euro is overvalued or undervalued has heightened event risk for the single currency as we lead up to the ECB meeting tomorrow. The news that Berlusconi is rapidly catching up with the leading centre-left party as we approach the Italian elections in a few weeks has focused minds on Italy's precarious financial position. Added to this, more UK banks have been embroiled in the Libor-rigging scandal and majority state-owned RBS was fined GBP390 million for manipulation in yen and Swiss franc Libor rates.
Financial stocks are getting hit hard in Europe today on both fronts - regulatory pressure and also political risk. Spanish and Italian 10-year bond yields have risen and this has weighed on EURUSD and also EURJPY, which both have a high correlation to sovereign risk in the currency bloc. EURUSD fell below 1.3500 earlier, however 1.3470 held as support reinforcing this level as a short term low. After breaking above the key 127.10 short term resistance level during the Asian session, EURJPY has fallen sharply. 125.80 should act as support ahead of the ECB.
The yen has been volatile today - the Asia session reacted to news that the current BOJ governor would be leaving his post early, which will allow the government to install a dovish governor as his replacement. Shirakawa was due to leave in a April, and the market has been priced for a dovish BOJ governor for a while, so the market changed course fairly quickly in the European session, with the yen easily clawing back some recent losses.
No French-German cordiale entente
Angela Merkel has taken an opposing stance on the value of the euro compared with her French counterpart Francois Hollande. Her spokesman said earlier that the euro appreciation is a sign of greater confidence in the region and a stronger euro is "not a bad thing". This compares with Hollande, who yesterday questioned why the euro is a free floating currency, and suggested governments'', and not just the ECB, should have control over FX policy. The Franco-German relationship of yore is no more. Hollande may have been feeling brave after his foreign policy triumph in Mali, but today he has been cut down to size by Berlin.
ECB reticence could boost euro
While the prospect of an actual currency war, complete with capital controls and protectionist measures still remains quite small in our view, there has been an uptick in rhetoric especially in the developed world. We doubt the ECB will actually join the debate, and we imagine Draghi tomorrow will avoid the question with his usual flare. If he does do this then we may see the euro rally, particularly against the USD and the JPY. Two resistance levels of note in both crosses include 1.38 and 128.50. However, that may be the last hurrah for the euro in the medium-term as Italian elections risks (namely the re-election of a certain Silvio) start to mount.
Elsewhere, economic data has been fairly thin on the ground today. Mortgage applications were stronger in the US for last week, and factory orders in Germany popped higher as expected in December; however the recovery remains a fragile one. Tomorrow is a much more action-packed day starting with BOE Governor-elect Mark Carney's testimony to Parliament at 0945 GMT then the ECB press conference at 1330GMT/ 0830 ET. Don't forget initial jobless claims form the US too.
One to Watch: EURJPY
This cross is extremely sensitive to changes in the spread between German and Spanish/ Italian 10-year bond yields. If this continues to widen, then EURJPY may come under pressure. If the ECB meeting does lead to some upward pressure on the euro, we may see sellers start to come in around the 128.50 mark. Support lies at 126.60 then at 124.50 in the short term.
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After Lane's nominations are revealed, Enzo is a little ticked that he is sitting next to Ragan instead of Britney. He begins to question Lane's loyalty to him, which Ragan also notices. Ragan sees Enzo as the "bottom rung of the ladder" of the Brigade alliance, and since Ragan rightfully feels completely alone in the house, he even plots to sway Enzo into an alliance, should they both somehow survive this week's eviction.So Ragan again goes into hardcore study mode and even pumps a little iron. (As always, I am annoyed by the blatant "Eye of the Tiger" knockoff music the show plays during segments like these. It was even punctuated in this episode by Ragan comparing himself to Rocky Balboa. Seriously, either pay for the real song or do something else.) In any case, it's a good thing Ragan worked out, as he would need some extra strength in the veto competition.For the competition, Big Brother revived Otev, this time in the form of a Broadway-singing clam. He would sing a song about two evicted houseguests. The players then had to find CDs hidden in the backyard that corresponded to the names. They were, however, mashed up, such as "Mathy" (Matt and Kathy) or "Rasten" (Rachel and Kristen). Once the CD is retrieved, the houseguests must return to Otev, but each round, the person without a seat — aka the last one back to the podium — is eliminated, unless someone else's CD is wrong.And that's just what happens in the first round. Although Ragan returned to the podium last, he was spared because Lane brought back the incorrect CD. ("Everything is big in Texas, except for Lane's brain," Hayden quipped in the diary room.) Hayden and Britney, who calls the competition a "suckfest," are the next to be bumped off, which leaves the two nominees to battle it out. When the final clue is given, both Enzo and Ragan know exactly where the correct CD is, and the result is a physical mad dash to victory.Ragan and Enzo basically slide off the podium on top of each other ("Ow!" Ragan cries), and because Ragan has the edge on Enzo, The Meow Meow dives over Ragan to grab the CD. Thanks to Britney's diary room demands, we get to see the clip in slow-mo a few dozen times. Enzo returns to the Otev first, and wins the power of veto. Ragan throws his CD at the clam, which also hits Enzo in the head. (We also see this in slow-mo a few times). Then Ragan spends the rest of the day sulking while Enzo gloats about finally winning something in the Big Brother house.Comedy break! After watching Enzo have an official "shunning" ceremony for his penguin costume (which was actually much funnier than the edited-down version CBS showed), Big Brother has fun with the houseguests. After Lane opened Pandora's Box, the houseguests lost all their cups and utensils for a week. Their second punishment requires every player to wear a sock puppet for 12 hours, and every time they speak, they must do so with the puppet. Kudos to Britney, who filmed some of her diary room sessions using only the puppet.The final punishment required the houseguests to shake their groove thangs. For 12 hours, when music played randomly through the house, the houseguests had to drop everything they were doing and dance. Enzo and Britney seemed to embrace the punishment the most, the former even doing some Jersey fist-pumping in the shower. Lane and Hayden looked like absolute idiots, but wasn't that really the point anyway? Also thrown in for laughs: Enzo's ridiculous lack of understanding about the game of golf. My favorite lines included him calling the clubs "sticks" and wondering why you had to have nine different clubs to play. "Why not just have two sticks, so if one breaks you can use the other?" he says.So Lane is left to decide who to put up on the chopping block in Enzo's place. Hayden doesn't want to be a pawn at all, but Lane feels pressure to honor his side alliance with Britney. Hayden and Enzo actually consider the opportunity to backdoor Britney if Lane puts her up, to have the united front of the Brigade against Ragan.Unfortunately for the Brigade, Britney works her magic on Lane, telling him that Hayden would beat Lane in the final two. She makes a well-made argument, but doesn't Lane see that Britney would almost certainly beat him in the Final 2 as well? I suppose Lane is thinking the Brigade will vote for him, but not if he crosses them all on the way to the finale.In the end, Lane does nominate Hayden in Enzo's place, which pretty much seals Ragan's fate. However, Lane confirms in the diary room that he is definitely taking Britney to the finals if given the choice, so the Brigade members better watch their backs next week.Do you think Ragan has a any chance of escaping eviction? What do you think about Lane and Britney's deal? Do you think Enzo played too rough in the veto competition? Share you comments below.
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If you are a Hindu you are still part of the society called Hindu, you are not in the Himalayas. How can a single man be a Hindu? To be a Hindu one needs to belong, to be a Hindu one needs a society; to be a Mohammedan one needs a sect, a crowd. Hinduism, Mohammedanism, Islam, Christianity, Jainism, Buddhism are all names of different kinds of crowds.
And you say you have left the world? Then why have you brought in this crowd and this belonging? And what do you mean by calling yourself a Hindu? You mean that you carry a certain kind of knowledge - knowledge imparted by the Vedas, the Gita. Or if you think you are Mohammedan, then it is knowledge imparted by the Koran. You have not renounced knowledge.
Sufis say that if you want to renounce anything at all, renounce knowledge. That is the greatest courage - because when you renounce knowledge, ego starts disappearing. Ego dies of its own accord, it cannot exist. The moment you say "I don't know," have you felt the purity of that moment? Have you felt the innocence of that moment? Have you felt the silence of that moment? When you utter, "I don't know," this is one of the greatest statements a man can make - and this is the beginning.
The first step of Sufism is to come to know that you don't know. And this should not be a mere idea, it should be a lived experience. You should not only say it, it should not be only on your lips, it should be deep in your heart. You should feel it from your very guts - "I don't know."
What do you know? Do you know God? Do you know truth? Do you know anything about death? Do you know anything about life? Yes, you are alive, but you don't know anything about life. Yes, God is in you and has lived in you from the very beginning - the beginningless beginning - but you have not yet made any acquaintance with him. And truth is everywhere. You are surrounded by truth, you live in the ocean of truth, but you don't know anything about it. You are as ignorant about truth as a fish is ignorant about the ocean.
But you go on thinking that you know because you have read a book, because you can recite the Koran, the Gita, the Bible. Not only do people think that reciting, remembering, is knowledge, they think this is the only kind of knowledge there is.
Remembrance, memory, is not knowledge. What do you know by remembering a thing? A parrot can do that, a machine can do it - and in a far more efficient way than you can do it. What is there? A computer can remember the whole of the Vedas and the Koran and the Bible and all the scriptures and can present all its knowledge whenever you ask. But the computer has no consciousness, no awareness, no soul.
A man who trusts his memory too much and thinks that this is knowing, starts disappearing as a man and finally becomes a mechanism. Memory is mechanical.


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Basically I just want to see one story about Faith where she manages to find a real home and family, not the shitty time of it the Scoobies gave her.
Buffy was called she died Kendra was called she died Faith was called that means Faith is The Slayer. Buffy is a slayer still but it should've been Faiths show Giles should've trained her. Buffy died, her job was over.
Any crossings are permitted... some suggestions that came to mind. Thought not necessarily a Watcher but a protector, trainer, and/or Mother.
I just finished watching that episode with Faith and Gwendolyn Post and what seemed to strike me very strongly about this episode was Faith, who was broken and couldn't manage to trust anyone anymore had one last breath of trust in her.... and Gwendolyn Post took it and murdered it, viciously. I feel that if Giles had done his job and (he read the Watcher diary's he knows Slayers are called at 15 on average) not let Faith stay in that fleabag motel at 15 and checked up on Post and not just taken her work for it that she was sent by the council. That Faith might have given that last breath of trust to Giles or even saved it for someone more worthy of her trust. Things might've turned out much differently for Faith.
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Previous generations of IEEE 802.3 Ethernet standards (i.e. 10 Mb/s, 100 Mb/s, 1 Gb/s) were not near the traditional interface bit rates of transport equipment in the wide area, such as DS-3 (45 Mb/s), OC-3 (155 Mb/s), OC-12 (622 Mb/s), and OC-48 (2.5 Gb/s). Out of necessity, an extra piece of equipment was required in the network to convert Ethernet rates (including protocol conversion) to those accepted by transport equipment.
10GE offered the potential for an Ethernet solution aligned with the 9.953 280 Gb/s rate of the OC-192 backbone. For the first time in the history of Ethernet, no additional speed matching equipment would be required to link with the WAN. A seamless, end-to-end Ethernet network could be built at lower network cost.
So, the existence of SONET OC-192 played a big part, I think it's fair to say, although again, that speed was logical for Ethernet too, beyond the 1000BASE speed.
You say, 40GbE had the most opposiiton. 40G emerged from the server vendors looking for an interim solution to a 10x leap to 100G servers.
And this begs the question, why did this server community choose 40 Gb/s, in their immediate search for speed, instead of say 50 Gb/s?
So, here is the rationale for 40 Gb/s:
Both 802.3ba and 802.3bm have an objective to "provide appropriate support for OTN" (optical transport network). This is taken to mean an ability to transport 40Gb/s and 100Gb/s Ethernet links over a long-haul OTN link, using the mappings defined in ITU G.709
Fact is, G.709 had been around for decades! We find that the ITU originally published this in 1988, to describe the "synchronous multiplexing structure," i.e. SONET/STM pipes in major trunk lines. And the existence G.709, even if updated over the years, is the rationale for selecting 40 Gb/s for that faster Ethernet, as stated above.
So, I think "absolutely not!" is a bit of a stretch?
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I made this cardigan for my son using the Thread Theory Newcastle cardigan pattern. This was such a pleasure to make and the pattern is so well designed and instructions were fabulous. My only alteration was to lengthen the cardigan by 5 inches. My son is tall and has quite a long body. He is delighted with this cardigan and delighted that I made him something. I haven't done that since he was a young boy.


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- Name that airport ... (Milwaukee)
- Flights resume at Dulles, BWI, Philly; National Airport grounded until 'early afternoon'
Canceled: Today in the Sky meet-up in Milwaukee
UPDATE (Wednesday, Feb. 10, at 4:10 p.m.ET): I hate to make this announcement, but I am canceling Thursday's planned Today in the Sky meet-up in Milwaukee. Because of the unusually poor weather here in Washington, I won't be able to make it to Milwaukee as scheduled. I do hope to do a make-up event at Milwaukee, though it likely won't be until the spring or summer. Stay tuned ...
ORIGINAL POST (Friday, Feb. 5, at 4:51 p.m. ET): If you happen to be in Milwaukee next week, please consider joining me for the first-ever Today in the Sky reader happy hour. The event will take place from 5:30 p.m. to 7:30 p.m. CT on Thursday, Feb. 11, at the Miller Brewhouse in the pre-security area of Milwaukee's General Mitchell International Airport. (It's near the entrance to Concourse E.)
I'll be there – along with some folks from Mitchell airport – to meet Today in the Sky readers as well as friends and fans of the Milwaukee airport. So, whether you want to say hello to me or just meet other aviation buffs from greater Milwaukee, stop by and check it out.
- Name that airport ... (Milwaukee)
- Flights resume at Dulles, BWI, Philly; National Airport grounded until 'early afternoon'