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LMN 12-24-14 Merry Yule!
by Lisa Mason
posted Dec 24 2014 8:38AM
The headlines are just too depressing so I'm not even going there today. Here's hoping you and yours have a very Merry Christmas, or a happy last night of Hanukah, or a nice Thursday. Whatever you call your Winter Holiday of Choice; may it be filled with peace and joy and only a few minor arguments at the dinner table.
There's an old saying in my family, a tradition if you will that we say to one another each Christmas. So I will leave you with the Mason Christmas Words:
"I still have the receipt if you want to return that."
What? It's either that or my favorite Christmas Eve quote of all time, spoken at the Battle of the Bulge by General Anthony McAuliff.
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LMN 12-22-14 Totally going to make a card like theirs in 2015
by Lisa Mason
posted Dec 22 2014 8:39AM
Time to get out and hit those After Solstice sales!
I'll be honest. I'm totally behind on Christmas stuff. The only day I have to get a tree is FRIDAY. I only just now took the turkey out to thaw for Thanksgiving so I only hope that my loved ones are happy with beef jerky and novelty shot glasses from the Shell station behind my studios.
U.S. drone strikes may have killed three high-value ISIS military leaders in the Iraqi desert last week. Since it was a drone strike, it may have also been 3 French hens, 2 turtle doves and a partridge in a pear tree but we have yet to review the data.
There was an embarrassing incident this weekend during a performance at a Living Nativity Scene in Arizona when the Three Wise Men showed up declaring "We have come from a distant land following the Eastern Star." Sheriff Joe demanded to see their papers.
Chrysler has reluctantly agreed to expand a recall of driver's side, Japanese air bags, which have been known to explode and injure/maim/kill drivers. Sounds safer to fly Malaysia Airlines.
And a few things you need to know …
On this date in 1864 during the War of Northern Aggression, Union General Sherman sent a message to President Lincoln from Georgia, saying, "I beg to present you as a Christmas gift the city of Savannah." Of course, the toughest part was finding that much wrapping paper.
On this date in 1882, Ed Johnson turn on the first electric Christmas lights. Next time you're way up on that ladder and looking for someone to curse, think fondly of Ed.
Kris and Bruce Jenner's divorce has been finalized. Hey guys, he's available! Of course, the couple says because of the personal nature of their divorce, they are asking for complete publicity.
A new study claims that fatal heart attacks occur on Christmas Day more than any other day of the year. In other words, wait a few days before you check your VISA balance.
The nation's First Family is vacationing in Hawaii right now. Mr. Obama got into the Christmas spirit by reading Malia and Sasha the story of the Three Wise Men. Or, as he calls them, "Me, Myself and I." Y'know Barak does have something in common with Jesus; no matter what, some people are just gonna question how they were born.
Tainted caramel apples are being recalled in 10 states because they caused a listeria outbreak. Well, it IS that time of year. "He's making listeria, he's checking it twice, he's gonna find out who is hospitalized."
And … Somebody's made one of those 3D printers that uses chocolate. You can print everything out of chocolate. SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!
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LMN 12-19-14 We've found the worst place on the Web!
by Lisa Mason
posted Dec 19 2014 8:40AM
You better watch out! You better not cry! You better not pout! I'm telling you why: North Korea has your username and password.
Yeah, Sony Pictures caved to threats from Best Korea and canceled the Christmas Day release of "The Interview." Now what are we supposed to do on Christmas? I'm just surprised to learn there's a working computer in North Korea – I think it runs on diesel though. Funny thing is, if the DPRK hadn't made such a complainey-pants fussy-fuss about this movie, we barely would have noticed it. "The Interview" probably would have gone gently into that good clearance DVD bin at The Walmarts and that would have been it. NOW, however, it's become our national duty to download the flick. For Freedom.
The facebook group #BlackLivesMatter-Birmingham plans protests at major traffic areas this afternoon. Sadly, their message is being overpowered by the emotions on both sides of the demonstration. The only thing anyone knows for certain now, is that the COMMENTS section on AL.com is a wretched hive of scum and villainy. It's the Mos Eisley Spaceport of the internet. If you have a little too much faith in Humanity this season, hop over to the comments section of the protest story and that faith will be gone faster than Christmas fudge.
Layoffs are starting at the New York Times. What made it worse is that the employees first read about it in the New York Post. Online.
Seriously – hey North Korea. Is it OK with you if I watch "Guardians of the Galaxy" again on Christmas if Santa brings it? Because that was the best thing I've seen in years.
A massive, record-setting python has been caught in Florida. Hey quick – call that Discovery Channel guy! We'll get that idiot eaten by a snake yet.
And a few things you need to know …
On this date in 1777, George Washington and his Continental Army begin their grim winter encampment at Valley Forge. The next year, they all voted to go to Florida.
The Dalai Lama says there should be no more Dalai Lama's after his death. Of course, the Chinese government feels we should make that retroactive and start now. Can we start with a Kardashian instead?
Oh, just so you know … North Korea is now in charge of ALL upcoming films, so you indie directors in town must first submit your screenplays to Kim Jong Un. If you have a test reel, send that along as well. Just make sure it is in Betamax format.
Scientists in England say they've figured out how cows communicate with each other. How's that cure for cancer coming guys?
And … We don't know why we need it but Tim Burton says he will direct the sequel to "Beetlejuice." Maybe North Korea can do us a solid and stop this one too?
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LMN 12-18-14 Havana great time today!
by Lisa Mason
posted Dec 18 2014 8:05AM
Soon we'll be able to visit Cuba without first being detained as terror suspects! I have a couple of friends from Cuba – one of them tells me you know you're Cuban when people tell you to stop yelling – when you're actually just speaking normally. I've never known a time when U.S./Cuban diplomatic relations were normal. Think this will be successful? I say close, but no cigar.
Sony has cancelled the New York premiere of "The Interview," because The "Guardians of Peace" threatened violent attacks on any theaters showing it and any people watching it. Where was this group when "Funny People" came out?
Hey look! Katie Holmes turns 36 today. She showed us that all it takes to be successful in Hollywood is work hard, believe in your abilities and have Tom Cruise's baby.
Among the top Google searches of 2014 were Ebola and Frozen. Yeah, it was that kind of year.
And … Hanukkah started Tuesday evening, and gas prices keep going down. It's no coincidence. During Hanukkah, oil lasts 8 times as long. Wish I had that luck with my cell phone battery.
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LMN 12-16-14 Dark Side of the Yule?
by Lisa Mason
posted Dec 16 2014 7:59AM
I'm just skipping over all of the major headlines. It's all too depressing. All those terrible stories PLUS the fact that in today's Nearly Impossible Trivia, we learned that in Icelandic folklore everyone who doesn't have a new article of clothing by Christmas Eve gets eaten by the dreaded Yule Cat, a vicious beastie owned by a family of trolls. Do shoes count? Because while I was out shopping for you, I found some shoes for me. Golly! Between Flesh-eating Icelandic felines, the Greek Christmas goblins, and the Krampus … it seems Christmas is trying to kill us all. Maybe we should all switch to Hanukkah? The only things trying to kill you with that is the entire Seleucid Empire, but we don't have those in the SEC. Anyway, here's the rest of the news…
I know I don't want to be anywhere dogs are not welcome, so it's great that Pope Francis came out and said that yes, dogs DO go to heaven. Poor Snoop Dog must be upset he changed his name to Snoop Lion and is now out in the cold.
The Department of Homeland Security says 100 Million Americans could lose power during a major sun storm. I guess the only thing we can do is hope that it happens at night.
The United States has reached a $60 million reparations deal with France in which several thousand US citizens, who were shipped to Nazi death camps on French trains, will receive financial payouts. Next up, reparations for African-Americans, and then reparations for Major League Baseball players who just missed the big money era.
Michelle Obama took the First Dogs, Bo and Sunny, to a children's hospital on Monday. She let kids meet the dogs and then read them a story, "The Grinch who Redistributed Christmas."
California is spending $5 million on an earthquake detection system that could give you up to a minute warning that a major quake is about to hit. It's up to you to decide if you use that minute to seek safety or to delete your browser history.
And a few things you need to know …
On this date in 1811, Missouri suffered an earthquake that was equivalent to 12.0 on the Richter scale. Needless to say, no one had to stir paint for a month.
Mama June from "Honey Boo Boo" and that guy Sugar Bear have been offered $1 million to make an adult film. I think we should offer $2 million for them to not.
A movie theater in Russia has replaced their seats with beds to make for the feeling of having a slumber party. Like you can stay awake for anything you rent at home on Friday nights...
As more allegations are made against Bill Cosby, his wife is asking, "Who is the victim here?" Uh Camille? I think it might be you.
Police in Pocatello, Idaho had to shoot and kill a cow who escaped from a slaughterhouse. Great, now everyone from PETA is going to be wearing shirts that say "Hooves up, don't shoot!"
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LMN 12-15-14 Bring in the thunder, Down Under!
by Lisa Mason
posted Dec 15 2014 8:19AM
Still monitoring the café situation in Sydney. It's about 8:30 here and fortunately there are still no injuries. Christmas is a busy time in Australia – the heat is sweltering and the surf's up – here's hoping the police there have this bad guy's shrimp on the barbie soon. It's already Tuesday Down Under, so I hope that nothing bad happens there on our today otherwise it might ruin their whole yesterday. It's confirmed 5 people escaped the gunman, they were not released, they just ran. Wow! Here's to the Aussies: a remarkably tough lot. They have to be tough because most everything in their entire nation is trying to kill them.
Congress has gone on recess. It's the time of year when they don't get anything done at home, rather than in Washington, D.C.
On this date in 1836, the patent office in Washington, DC, burned to the ground. If only they had approved that patent for a fire extinguisher sooner.
Kim Kardashian says she gained weight while she was pregnant because God was punishing her for being "so hot." He also must have done something about her modesty.
Don Johnson from the old "Miami Vice" series turns 65 today. Back then, he walked around looking cool with no socks. These days, there are two things he always has on: his black socks and his turn signal.
A new study carried out to discover who is more inclined to make idiotic decisions, men or women, has come to a conclusion. The short version? No woman anywhere has ever said "Hey, y'all…watch this!"
On this date in 1944 that Dwight Eisenhower became a five-star general. For those not familiar with military terms, that meant he was really spicy.
Cheerio's is coming out with a new 'Ancient Grains' cereal that mixes up traditional oats with Kamut wheat and spelt! Apparently, it's for parents who don't believe in spanking.
You know Christmas is celebrated differently in other parts of the world? For example, here we hang mistletoe over our heads. In North Korea, Dictator Kim Jong Un hangs the threat of nuclear missile-toe over everybody's head.
Scientists say they have perfected facial reading and recognition technology to the point where they could now install devices in comedy clubs that would charge the customers admission based on how much they enjoyed the show. I may never get paid again.
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LMN 12-12-14 Paging Dr. Awesome --
by Lisa Mason
posted Dec 12 2014 7:20AM
Congress was up all night again concocting a trillion-dollar last-minute spending bill to avoid a government shutdown. I'm starting to think politicians only do this for that free, tax-payer funded pizza they deliver to the Hill all night long.
A temporary runway closure in Sydney, Australia diverted a United Airlines flight to Canberra … where passengers sat for three hours before being allowed to loiter on the tarmac for 7 hours. Carnival Cruise lines is suing for theft of intellectual property.
Human rights groups are still fuming after the Senate released a 600 page report condemning the CIA's enhanced interrogation program. Ironically, reading it was torture.
Lufthansa Airlines will soon allow pet birds of prey on their flights? Are they out of their FALCON minds?
And a few things you need to know …
On this date in 1818 Mary Todd Lincoln was born. If you're curious, yes, she did enjoy the play. Too soon?
On this date in 1953, Chuck Yeager flew two and a half times the speed of sound. He flew so fast, while flying he could hear himself landing. He was actually able to hear people say "Congratulations" before they even said it.
Starbucks is trying out an upscale version of its stores -- called the Reserve Roastery and Tasting Room. It is exactly like a regular Starbucks but even more expensive.
A new scientific study says the color of a mug may change the perception of the way coffee tastes. Great. How is that cure for cancer coming guys?
And … A Canadian doctor is being hailed as a hero for his blistering notes written to employers who require sick workers, not to stay home and rest, but go to the doctor and bring back a note. The jist of the note is, "You are an ogre. Stop wasting my valuable time by involving me in your petty policies." Hopefully this will inspire empoyers to display some trust in their employees. Not the employees who constantly fake being sick, mind you. Which reminds me… I've got Guardians of the Galaxy on Netflix at home and … uh…I'm not feeling well today *cough.*
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LMN 12-11-14 Merry ChristopherLeemas!
by Lisa Mason
posted Dec 11 2014 7:49AM
92-year old Christopher Lee is out with a heavy metal Christmas album. He's been cooler in every one of his 92 years than we have in our collective lives.
The medical practitioners who risked a grisly death to halt the spread of Ebola in Africa just barely managed to beat pop singer Taylor Swift for the honor of being named Time Magazine's 'Person of the Year.' Their version of 'Welcome to New York' was not met with nearly as much glee.
Youth education activist Malala picked up her Nobel Peace Prize yesterday in Norway. When I was her age I couldn't even FIND my math book – SHE was shot by the Taliban for demanding an education. Outstanding. Although, I DO think whoever invented coffee should win the Nobel Prize too.
Several young children in Australia have become seriously ill after drinking contaminated raw cow's milk. Don't know who's responsible for the contamination, but Australian police have issued an all-points bulletin for Eight Maids A' Milking. It's actually quite easy to avoid drinking contaminated dairy products over the holidays, just do what I do; purify your eggnog with several ounces of spiced rum.
And a few things you need to know …
On this date in 1953, Anchorage, Alaska, got its first TV station. Talk about an easy job -- being the weatherman there! "Snow, with a chance of more snow, making way for even more snow later. But enough about summer."
A Korea Air executive caused a flight to be delayed 20 minutes while she chewed out flight attendants for not opening her bag of macadamia nuts. Sounds like at least one nut got out of the pouch.
This is madness! A New York Rangers hockey player, who had part of his ear slashed off during a game this week, went to the hospital, had his ear reattached, and then he made it back to the game in time to score the winning goal in overtime! And how appropriate it was that the play-by-announcer screamed, "Vincent Van GOOOAAAALLLLLL!" Wow. Hope you packed a lunch.
And… Data from the Bureau of Labor Statistics says that using comparable wages for similar jobs, Santa Claus would be paid $140,000 a year. Similar jobs? Ok we've got delivery man, pilot, I guess zoo keeper since he probably cares for his own reindeer. We can also add Union boss (hey – SOMEONE has to keep the elves in line. Plus since he's technically the CEO of the North Pole he has to provide healthcare). What other comparable jobs does Santa have? SUREVEILANCE! He sees you when you're sleeping, knows when you're awake – every step you take every smile you fake, he'll be watching you! I could go on but 140 grand a year for all that work seems ... low. Poor Santa, I hope Mrs. Claus isn't expecting a pair of Louboutins this year.
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by Lisa Mason
posted Dec 10 2014 8:08AM
This is frightening. I'm used to my news blog only being read by people who have known me for a decent length of time. Well that's all changed because I'm now on in beautiful Louisville, KY and 107.7 the Eagle has linked to my news, thus exposing tens of unsuspecting people to read this thinking it's actual news. I suppose I COULD start doing actual news but no one else in the media does so why bother? Anyway – hello Louisville!
In what is most likely an attempt to distract us from something important that's going on, the Senate releases that torture report they've been wanting. NOW human rights activists are calling for war crimes charges against former officials. The UN says this report reads like a horror movie. Syrian President Bashir al Assad says it reads more like "Fifty Shades of Grey."
NATO has officially closed their joint combat mission with the U.S. in Afghanistan after more than 13 years. "You say 'Nayto,' I say 'Notto,' let's call the whole thing off!"
Did you catch the annual Victoria's Secret fashion show? Victoria didn't want to give up any secrets, so CBS paid CIA contractors to torture her.
The football coach at Columbia University has resigned after allegations of making players continue playing after suffering concussions. Players defended the coach saying that he never coddled egg couch long-sleeve chew toy.
President Obama went to the Walter Reed Army Medical Center over the weekend where he was diagnosed with acid reflux. It's the exact same condition Michelle Obama's lunch suggestions have given every public school kid in America. Those doctors at Walter Reed are funny. When Obama first came in to the emergency ward, they told him his insurance wouldn't allow him to keep his old doctor and he'd have to be seen by undocumented physicians at the Harry Reid Medical Center.
Two major Max bus service routes are being cut in Homewood. Tens of people are going to be inconvenienced.
And a few things you need to know …
On this date in 1898, the Spanish-American War ended and the U.S. acquired Guam from Spain along with a second round draft pick to be named later.
This day in 1901, the very first Nobel Peace prizes were handed out. They considered giving out several types of awards, but decided to give Peace a chance.
Prince William and Duchess Katherine wanted to see an NBA game while they were in New York, especially since the Knicks were playing Cleveland. That way their first experience would be the King James edition.
Americans are STILL furious that that guy on the Discovery Channel was NOT eaten alive by an anaconda. See? Peter Pan Live was only the SECOND worst thing on TV.
A marine biologist in California discovered a very rare 12-pound lobster. That ties in perfectly with the 12 days of Christmas -- a pound of lobster a day. Well, perfectly, except for the lobster.
The Oxford English Dictionary released it's new words of the year last week, marking a trend. Scholars say the English language is approaching 1 million words, far out-pacing other languages. Example; the French have only about 100,000-words, 25,000 of which are different kinds of cheese and another 70,000 that are variations on the word "surrender."
And … Harvard scientists claim they have invented an obesity pill that transforms 'bad' fat to 'good'... which could replace the need for exercise. Just make them bacon-flavored and we're done!
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LMN 12-9-14 RIP Pugsley
by Lisa Mason
posted Dec 9 2014 8:06AM
Today's release of a comprehensive report on the CIA's enhanced interrogation techniques after 911 has the country on edge. If you don't know the difference between torture and an enhanced interrogation technique, here's an example. A lit cigarette to the face is torture. Honey Boo Boo is an enhanced interrogation technique. No...Wait a minute... I think I got this backwards.
During a surprise visit to Afghanistan, outgoing Defense Secretary Chuck Hagel answered lingering questions about the ability of Afghani security forces to go it alone against the Taliban next year. Hagel says, "Every sign is they can do this." Awesome. Our foreign policy is now a Magic-8-Ball that says, "All signs point to yes." I'm just waiting for "Reply hazy, ask again later."
Prince William delivered a heartfelt speech about the illegal wildlife trade yesterday in DC. I think he's just being selfish. Every time he and his dad go on African safaris, poachers try to kill Prince Charles for his ivory.
And a few things you need to know…
In 1941, China declared war against Italy, Germany and Japan. Wow, they were having a bad day.
CBS' "Two and a Half Men" will have its series finale in February. I can't wait to not watch it.
Sad news! Ken Weatherwax, the actor who played Pugsley on "The Addams Family" TV show, died Sunday of a heart attack at age 59! Would have been weird if he'd died on Wednesday. When he rings the bell at the Pearly Gates, at least Lurch will be there to answer. Man I love that show.
The TGI Friday's restaurant in Brooklyn has a drone problem. No, Obama isn't bombing them, they bought "mistletoe drones" that would fly around the dining area carrying springs of mistletoe and hover over diners to get them to kiss. One of the drones ended up hitting a photographer in the face so they're grounded. Seriously, TGI Friday's? You know the only people you have the option of kissing in TGI Friday's are your coworkers, your grandparents, or your kids. All terrible kissers!
This is driving me nuts; ALL the news channels are all over the #RoyalVisit to New York City. For the love, fashion bloggers, stop calling her Kate Middleton. She's Catherine Mountbatten-Windsor, the Duchess of Cambridge. She said she doesn't even like the nickname "Kate." So, what point am I trying to make? Er … none really. I just want a fancy title. Think about it, if we are going to define ourselves as African American, or Italian American, or Martian American or Southern to honour our heritage… why can't we also have titles like the Brits do to honour the fact that some of us are Supreme Allied Commander of the TV Remote? I'd like to be Her Royal Majesty of Fixing Questionable Breakfast on Saturday.
And ... The Discovery Channel is catching major flack for their "Eaten Alive" special in which an idiot attempted to be swallowed whole by an anaconda. The only thing being "eaten" was two hours of viewers' lives. I always learn something whenever I watch Discovery Channel – though recently I've learned that I should never watch the Discovery Channel again.
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LMN 12-8-14 The Tide. It's Rolling.
by Lisa Mason
posted Dec 8 2014 8:16AM
Alabama won the SEC Championship again, Florida State is now screaming that THEY want to take on the Tide for the national title. Don't the Seminoles have bigger problems? Right now the Tallahassee police department is in the running for MVP.
The ratings are in from Peter Pan live – and they're not good. Most Americans were spared from the awfulness by just not watching it. Seems everyone was waiting for Christopher Walken to break out more cowbell.
Cam Newton started a huge on-field brawl yesterday between the Carolina Panthers and the New Orleans saints. All players involved could be charged with impersonating protesters from New York and Ferguson.
Speaking of protests, hundreds of protesters swarmed outside La Scala opera house in Milan. As angry Italians threw Molotov cocktails at police, the orchestra inside remained composed.
In North Korea, Dictator Kim Jong Un, has ordered everyone in the country also named 'Kim Jong Un' to change their names. So far, the #1 choice for alternative names is Kim Jong Cougar Mellencamp.
And a few things you need to know …
Eli Whitney was born on this date in 1765. Eli, of course, is famous for inventing the cotton gin. Unfortunately, he died before the cotton tonic was invented.
Will and Kate, Prince George and Princess Baby-bump are getting a tour of New York. You know why the royals crossed the road? Neither do I but we're going to have to hear about it for the next month because the news crews are obsessed with them.
The users of IMDB.com have deemed Kirk Cameron's new Christmas movie officially ho-ho-horrible.
Oklahoma police have arrested a pair of men who tried to rob a woman at a gas station while dressed as Batman and Captain America. Witnesses said Batman fled the scene in a Ford pickup with a bumper sticker reading "My Other Getaway Vehicle is the Batmobile."
A new report says that 8% of Americans suffer from depression. I had no idea there were that many Missouri fans.
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LMN 12-5-14 Now with 100% more orbiting spacecraft!
by Lisa Mason
posted Dec 5 2014 7:24AM
Only a quick mention of things mostly making news today. I have an early eye doctor appointment and won't be able to see to type, so I had to go no-huddle on today's entry. Not that I huddle on ANY day's entry ever. I'm like the Oregon Ducks of hack-news blogs. I even change uniforms every quarter.
The Orion spacecraft launched this morning! It was built in Alabama, roll tide. The Orion is the first step in man's travelling to Mars and farther away from all of the Kardashians.
In North Korea, people who have the same name as Kim Jong Un have been ordered to change their names. When you think about it, if there's someone's mail you wouldn't want to accidentally receive, his would have to be near the top of the list.
The US Food and Drug Administration says they're reorganizing in a new effort to focus on the quality of drugs. They're considering changing their name to "The Drug and Drug and Drugs Again, and Then Maybe A Little Food Later Administration."
A University of Texas research lab is missing 100-human brains. I suppose we can immediately rule out the U.S. Senate. It's a no-brainer that the guy will be fired.
And a few things you need to know …
On this date in 1484, the Pope set down severe penalties against German witches and magicians... but only for a spell.
On this date in 1876, the pipe wrench was invented. Until that time, there was one less weapon in the game of "Clue."
A former employee of Zillow is suing the real estate giant for sexual harassment. Not surprising, if they value their employees as little as they do my house.
A brother and sister in Minneapolis are opening the world's first vegan butcher shop. Silly. What's next? A sugar-free cotton candy stand?
Do you find it ironic that Bill Cosby's current comedy tour is called, "Far from finished?" Seems like he's getting a little closer every day.
And … just for recall's sake; check out that awesome picture of Orion on the Launchpad this morning. It's 7:40am as I post this so we've got a few more hours of orbit till Orion (safely) splashes down. I so wish this Orion test was manned. If I worked at NASA, I'd make the entire recovery and ground crews wear ape costumes just to freak out the returning astronauts.
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LMN 12-4-14 Just launch already!
by Lisa Mason
posted Dec 4 2014 8:17AM
The Alabama-built Orion spacecraft is (as of the time I'm writing this) still waiting to launch and today's window is about to close. High winds, a tech issue and an idiot in a boat who strayed into the launch zone pushed back the launch. It's our first attempt to send a spacecraft capable of carrying humans anywhere really far-away cool since the Apollo program. Ebola has travelled more than NASA this year. Fun fact: did you know NASA had to cancel "take your daughter to work day" after "someone" accidentally broke a 23 million dollar guidance system?* Anyway, if the Orion program is successful we soon could see actual humans living and working on Mars! A base is already being planned! Called "Mars Base 2," it would be constructed inside the Jovis Tholus volcano. They call it "Mars Base 2" because the name "Mars Base 1" failed the focus group … as far as you know. **
President Obama addressed Native Americans leaders at the White House Tribal Nation's Conference on Wednesday. The assembled chiefs bestowed upon Mr. Obama an honorary Indian name, "Dances with Scandals."
(Here is the spot where I was going to write about the cop protests, then I remembered I was sick of writing about it all).
The UAB drama is getting nuttier than a Stuckey's Pecan Log. UAB supporters say their football program was scrubbed due to a political grudge held by the Board of Trustees. I'm starting to think all these conspiracy theories are distracting us from a larger conspiracy. UAB is now the first university in college sports' top tier to cancel their football program in nearly 20 years. Somewhere in Oakland right now are fans wondering, "How do we turn our city into a college?"
And a few things you need to know …
It was this day in 1918, President Wilson became the first American president to travel outside of the United States. Pretty wild considering that for most of the earlier presidents, "outside of the United States" was right here.
Tom Cruise was almost hit by a bus while filming his latest movie in London. Who knew Katie Holmes was now a bus driver?
Veteran MLB umpire Dale Scott is the first to announce he's gay. The replay showed he is definitely out.
The Russian government acknowledges the country will fall into a recession next year. That's one thing Russia has always been good about -- planning. They can already tell you who's going to win the next elections.
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I almost forgot! If you are looking for an opportunity to protest something but don't want a flat-screen TV (or to get pepper-sprayed), there's a UAB basketball game tonight at 7 at Bartow Arena. Everyone is asked to wear all black in support of the football team.
Also, head to Hollywood Feed in the Lee Branch shopping center off 280 this Sunday and next Sunday starting at 12:30pm for pet pictures with Santa! A suggested $15 donation benefits K-9 Specialty Services of Alabama. Hopefully you won't ever have to say, "Golly, I wish we had some search and rescue dogs on hand." They are a great group and need our support. I'm hoping to take Hera Mason this Sunday!
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LMN 12-3-14 Breaker .. Breaker ... come on back!
by Lisa Mason
posted Dec 3 2014 8:05AM
UAB scraps football. Also cut are the bowling and rifle teams. OK, are you SURE you want to tick off the rifle team? UAB President Ray Watts could have used the rifle teams' protection yesterday when, swarmed by protesters, he made the announcement there just wasn't enough money to keep the programs alive. Seriously? How expensive is the bowling team? Just buy a Groupon to that place in Vestavia or wherever, it's not like the team doesn't already have their own shoes and balls.
President Obama spent "small business Saturday" at a local, independent bookstore and bought 17-books (all of them on golf, probably). He's a big fan of small business, because they used to be big businesses till he got here.
The countdown to another government shutdown is on! Is it just me or when they say government "shutdown" do you hear it in Gordon Ramsey's voice? "Shut it down, you don-kay! Shut it all down! Switch it off!"
If you're sad that the riots in Ferguson are dying down, you're in luck! They are working on a sequal! A New York grand jury is expected to soon decide if they should indict a white cop who put a black man in a chokehold. The man later died. Get your lootin' pants back from the cleaners -- we're headed to NEW YORK CITY!
One of the wives of the leader of ISIS has been captured! And what a coward that guy was! The SEAL team had his compound nearly surrounded, when he escaped while yelling, "Take my wife, PLEASE!"
The new Iraqi Prime Minister is livid after discovering his government has been paying troops that don't exist. I don't know why he's is so upset about his phony Air Force. Half of Iraq is on the no-fly list anyway.
Massachusetts General Hospital has a possible Ebola patient. The unidentified patient recently traveled to an infected area and is said to be in stable condition. That sound you hear is three months' worth of Ebola jokes about to be recycled.
The FBI and the Department of Homeland Security are warning U.S. soldiers that if they talk about their military service on social media, they may be targeted for attacks by ISIS. They are ALSO warning Republicans that if they talk about being in the GOP on social media, they may be targeted for attacks by the IRS.
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On this date in 1621, Galileo invented the telescope. The following day, his neighbor invented the bathroom curtain.
Honest question: Anyone surprised that Snooki's first day of marriage included a hangover and a trip to McDonald's?
The Chinese government has banned the use of puns and wordplay in all TV broadcasts. The show "Two and a Half Tiananmen" was immediately canceled.
A New York couple decided they wanted to get married on a subway train. If you want to get them a gift, they're registered with Lysol.
A Yale University study has classified "tanning dependence" as a behavioral disorder. Boys – the line to volunteer to help cure all those poor, Sun-addicted, Sports Illustrated swimsuit models starts way over there.
And … The famous car from "Smokey and the Bandit" is going up for auction. Why would you buy that thing? It only drives in two directions; east-bound and down
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posted Dec 2 2014 8:18AM
The Ferguson Cop who resigned will NOT be receiving any form of benefits from the force. Darren Wilson will be forced to rely on the millions of dollars he'll make from whatever book deal he gets. Meanwhile, AG Erek Holder personally vows to end racial profiling "once and for all." LOL. What's he going to do? Give everyone high-powered weapons and let them walk across the border? Also, the NFL will not punish several St. Louis Rams players who took the field Sunday with their hands in the air to show solidarity with the protesters in Ferguson. Now, if they could only teach the Rams defensive lineman to put their hands in the air while rushing the quarterback, maybe they could block a few passes.
Sure is a lot of sports filling up the news today --
UAB's football program could be scrapped this week. I'd go join the protests downtown if I wasn't already too busy complaining about it online.
Four teams are reportedly interested in signing Ray Rice who had his suspension lifted. Of course, these are the four teams whose headquarters don't have elevators, just stairs.
A Pennsylvania woman reportedly stabbed her boyfriend for starting Thanksgiving dinner without her. This is amazing -- the guy got up from football to help without being asked?
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On this date in 1957, the very first full-scale atomic electric power plant opened. Critics gave it glowing reviews.
On this date in 1952, a live birth was shown on TV for the very first time. instead of cutting the cord, the doctor cut the cable.
Good news for parents who aren't ready to smash things when the "Frozen" soundtrack comes on for the 900
time! A sequel may soon be on its way, complete with a whole soundtrack full of new songs for kids aged five to fifteen to sing over and over and over and over and over again in the back seat of your minivan!
Angelina Jolie was involved in a very scary car accident on Sunday, when her tires exploded! There were no serious injuries, but her mini-van and 247 car seats were totaled. I wonder what happened to her 'Pitt' crew...
And … Mohammed has now become the top choice for boy's baby names in the U.K. Some Brits are worried, because the next most popular boy's baby names there BESIDES Mohammed, are Muhammad, followed by Muhammed, Mohammud and Mohammod.
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Happy Cyber Monday – my condolences to anyone working retail or tech support this season. Or ever. Only 9 deaths were reported from Black Friday events. I feel so left out! Shopping online nobody can beat me up over a TV.
I'd post an Iron Bowl joke here but the Internet lost its collective hive mind after Alabama beat Auburn on Saturday. One useful thing WAS discovered during the game, however. If you watch it on ESPN Español instead of the regular channel you get to skip the ordinary announcers and listen in Spanish. It's like the World Cup all over again, but with a game you understand.
The Ferguson Cop who shot Michael Brown has resigned. It was just an excuse to leave Ferguson because everyone's thanksgiving dinner was burned.
The U.N. is trying to convince President Obama to sign a new, stronger, anti-torture treaty. Even if you don't like Obama, the new treaty could cancel "The Honey Boo Boo Christmas Special."
According to a new survey, 17% of Americans can't identify Bill Gates. This group is known as "people who own a Mac and don't care."
Word has it Miley Cyrus is pregnant with Patrick Schwarzenegger's kid. Just as was foretold in the Book of Revelation
The daughter of "NBC Nightly News" host Brian Williams will play the title role this week in NBC's live production of "Peter Pan." In a related story, Christopher Walken's role of Captain Hook will be understudied by Matt Lauer.
And … the great Indian warrior "Crazy Horse" was born on this date in 1842. Why the name "Crazy Horse?" His mom, "Constant Nag" never told him.
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This is dependent on what class you are taking.
For all CS, math or science courses required by your degree, you must make a C- or better. This means that if you make below a C- on any of these classes, they will only count as electives and will have to be retaken for a grade of C- or better to count for your degree.
If you are taking a core-curriculum course, foreign language course, or elective (i.e. UGS, GOV, HIS, Social Science, RHE, etc.), you must make a D- or better to fulfill that degree requirement. If you make less than a D- on a core-curriculum course or elective, it will not count and you will need to retake the course or choose another option (if you area allowed a choice, such as Social Science or elective courses).
I'm not doing well in my courses this semester, what should I do?
You should seek out help by reaching out to your professor, TA's, and other tutoring resources such as residential tutoring or the Sanger Learning Center. If you feel that you cannot make the grade necessary for your degree, you should schedule an appointment with your academic advisor by calling 471-4509 to get the necessary forms for a Q-drop in the course. The Q-drop deadline is 2/3rds of the way through the semester so you should check the Registrar's calendar to be aware of this deadline and give yourself adequate time to get the signatures necessary on your form before that date. If you are experiencing difficulty due to non-academic reasons, you should make an appointment to visit the CNS non-academic counselors by visiting WCH 1.106 or calling 471-4536. Non-academic Q-drops that are approved by non-academic counselors do not count against your Q-drop limit.
How do I drop a class?
- If it is before the 12th class day, you can drop courses on your own in the Registration system. You will receive a tuition refund, if necessary, and classes do not appear on the permanent record. Not attending does not automatically drop you from classes or withdraw you from UT; you need to do that yourself.
- If it is after the 12th class day, but before the Q-drop deadline (which you can find on the Registrar's calendar), in order to drop a course for academic reasons, you will need to pick up a Q-drop form from either the CS Advising Center (GDC 2.702) or the CNS Dean's Office (WCH 1.106). You will need to (1) sign the form, (2) get an advisor's signature, and finally, (3) turn it into the CNS Dean's Office (WCH 1.106) before 5:00pm on the Q-drop deadline.
Each undergraduate is allowed 6 academic Q-drops in their undergraduate career. This will show up on your record as a Q, rather than a grade and you will not receive credit for this class.
If you are dropping a class because of non-academic reasons, you should make an appointment to visit the CNS non-academic counselors by visiting WCH 1.106 or calling 471-4536. Non-academic Q-drops that are approved by non-academic counselors do not count against your Q-drop limit.
Be sure to check with financial aid and scholarships to ensure that you will not have an issue if your drop puts you below full-time hours for the semester.
CS Entry-Level/ Promotion
What is Entry-level and how can I get promoted into the Upper Division sequence?
Every CS student begins as Entry-Level until they complete the requirements to be promoted into the Upper Division Sequence.
Promotion Requirements:
2.75 Entry-level GPA
Entry-Level Classes: CS 312, CS 311, CS 314
- Complete all CS Entry-Level sequence courses with no grade lower than a "C-".
- Complete all CS Entry-Level courses in no more than 2 attempts (dropped courses count as an attempt, unless they are done through nonacademic drops.)
- Maintain UT GPA of 2.0
The Upper Division Sequence describes the set of courses normally taken in the last three years of undergraduate study, in which students put to use the tools and concepts learned in Entry-Level courses. Student's records will be reviewed following the posting of grades at the conclusion of summer and after each long semester. Students who meet the requirements for promotion will be automatically promoted into the major.
*Please note: University policy states that you may NOT for any reason retake a course if you have made a C- or better. That is true of our Entry-level courses as well.
In calculating your entry-level GPA for promotion purposes, if you make below a C- in an Entry-level course and must retake it (you have one additional attempt), we will only use the best of your attempts at each class. Keep in mind that all attempts will be used in calculating your official UT GPA.
I didn't get promoted, now what?
If you fail to meet the CS entry-level GPA requirement, and you are ineligible to repeat an entry-level course, your admission to UTCS will be denied, and your major will be changed to CNS Undeclared. The Department of Computer Science takes the success of their students very seriously. The faculty made the decision for the entry level GPA based on the analysis of data regarding the success rate of students in our program and these requirements will be strictly enforced.
If you wish to appeal this decision, instructions will be provided to you through a Secure Academic Note (SAN) once all promotions have been completed. You will be notified of the outcome of your appeal within the first 12 class days of the semester.
Here are some important things to remember:
1. You must have an extenuating circumstance to appeal. For example - a medical issue or something similar that had a negative impact on your GPA. This issue will need to be documented by a physician or a nonacademic counselor.
2. If your appeal is approved, the department will assist you with adding CS courses on or after the FOURTH day of classes.
I took an Entry-level course more than once / at another institution / by exam. How is this calculated?
Grades for Entry-Level courses not taken at The University of Texas at Austin will be used in the calculation of the Entry-Level Sequence GPA. The Entry-Level CS GPA is computed over all Entry-Level courses taken. If you make below a C- on an Entry-Level course, you are permitted one additional attempt at the course. In this case, the highest grade achieved in the course will be used to calculate the Entry-Level GPA. Please keep in mind that dropped attempts are included in the "2 attempt" requirement.
CS Courses/Degree Plans
I'm not a CS student, but I want to take CS courses.
CS advisors will not add non-majors (including internal transfers who do not yet have the CS major on their record) to our restricted courses during the regular registration period to ensure that all of our current students have an opportunity to register for their required courses.
If you are planning to change your major to Computer Science (or add a second major), please follow the instructions on the Internal Transfer page.
If you are not planning to change your major to Computer Science, you may pick up a CS Course Request Form in the CS Advising Center on the 1st class day of the semester. You will need to get your current advisor's signature and turn the form back in by the 5th class day to be added.
In the meantime, we recommend that you register for full-time hours, even if you have to register for a "place-holder" course to get to 12 or more hours.
What are the changes to the CS curriculum and how do they affect me?
Please refer to our Curriculum Changes FAQ.
What courses are considered upper division?
Courses with the last two digits between 20 and 79 (ex: CS 429, CS 378) are upper division courses. Those with the last two digits lower than 20 are lower division (ex: CS 314). Those courses with the last two digits greater than 79 are graduate courses (ex: CS 380C).
What's an upper division elective?
An upper division elective is ANY upper division course that you take to help reach your required total of upper division hours but that does not fulfill any other specific degree requirements. This is your chance to take something different and personally interesting to you. Search through the course schedule to see what's offered, and be sure to notice if the course is restricted or has specific prerequisites. Upper division electives can be taken pass/fail. This is different from a CS Upper Division Elective (this is any CS upper division class needed to fulfill your CS degree requirements).
How can I find an upper division writing component?
In the course schedule, any upper division course that says "Contains a Substantial Writing Component" will fulfill the upper division writing component requirement. Every course schedule lists all the writing component courses offered that semester from every academic department, including Computer Science (click on the "Writing Courses" link in the sidebar). Writing component courses can overlap with other degree requirements.
Do both my writing component courses have to be upper division?
They CAN be, but they do not have to be. Students have the option of fulfilling one of their writing component requirements with a lower division course. Advisors strongly recommend that Computer Science majors take one lower division writing component course (such as UGS 302/303) during their freshman or sophomore years. We offer several upper division CS courses with writing components with limited space availability that you can choose to take as well.
Can I take CS 429 and another upper division CS course concurrently?
No. CS 429 provides the foundational material for upper division classes. Instead of taking upper division classes, students are asked to focus on their math requirements (calculus, M 340L, SSC 321, etc.) in this semester with CS 429. The only exception to this would be an FRI (CS 378) course. You would need to speak to the FRI department if you are not already involved in the FRI program to gain access to these courses.
How can I take an FRI class?
To get involved in the FRI program, you can get more information and apply through their website. Otherwise, you would need to speak to someone in the FRI program if you are a current student not already involved in FRI to gain access to these courses. It is at their discretion if they have availability for non-FRI students in their courses
I am a current CS student, how can I complete a minor outside of CS?
The College of Natural Sciences does not award minors. There are several certificate options that you can look into on the UGS website to gain experience in another area and get recognition for it. Many of our students choose to do the Business Foundations Certificate Program, Bridging Disciplines Program, Game Development Program, and Information Security Certificate, and you are encouraged to complete any certificate that UT offers that you qualify for.
If you want to take enough courses in a sepcific area to have the equivalent of a minor (typically 12 hours, 6 of which are upper division), you can do that and report the equivalent of a minor on your resume, but this will not be reflected on your UT transcript.
Do I have to take a foreign language for my CS degree?
The Bachelor of Science in Computer Science has several options for fulfilling the foreign language requirement including culture courses, and students in those degree plans should look at the course completion checklists for their options. The Bachelor of Arts in Computer Science requires fourth-semester proficiency in a single language, no exceptions.
Can I take a graduate course for undergraduate credit?
Undergraduates may enroll in graduate courses for undergraduate credit, assuming they meet certain conditions.
- The undergraduate student must be eligible to take upper-division courses and must fulfill the prerequisite for the course (except graduate standing).
- The student must have a university grade point average of at least 3.00.
- The student must receive the consent of the course instructor and the graduate advisor for the department in which the course is offered. Some colleges and schools may also require the approval of the dean's office. Individual departments may impose additional requirements, or bar undergraduates from enrolling in graduate courses altogether.
- An undergraduate student may not enroll in a graduate course that has fewer than five graduate students enrolled.
- A graduate course taken by an undergraduate is counted toward the student's bachelor's degree in the same way that upper-division courses are counted, unless the course is reserved for graduate credit. Courses reserved for graduate credit may not also be used to fulfill the requirements of an undergraduate degree.
An undergraduate student enrolled in a graduate course is subject to all university regulations affecting undergraduates.
Undergraduate students may not take courses in the School of Law.
To request to take a graduate course for undergraduate credit, please complete a Registration in a Graduate Course for Undergraduate Credit form and turn it into the CS Graduate Office (GDC 2.726) by the 12th class day in a long-session semester or the fourth class day in the summer session.
Can I take a graduate course for graduate credit?
An undergraduate may enroll in a graduate course for graduate credit under the following conditions:
- The student must have a 3.0 overall UT grade point average.
- The student must have completed 90 undergraduate hours.
- The student cannot register for more than 15 semester hours in a long semester or for more than twelve semester hours in the summer session.
- Courses reserved for graduate credit are limited to a total of twelve semester hours.
- A student who has previously earned a bachelor's degree may NOT reserve courses for graduate credit.
- Only graduate courses may be reserved for graduate credit.
- Courses reserved for graduate credit may not also be used to fulfill the requirements of an undergraduate degree.
- The grade earned in the graduate course will not be included in the student's graduate grade point average.
To request to take a graduate course for graduate credit, please complete a Reservation of Course for Graduate Credit form and turn it into the CS Graduate Office (GDC 2.726) by the 12th class day in a long-session semester or the fourth class day in the summer session.
How can I change from the BS to the BA degree plan?
We automatically promote our students into the BS degree plan, but you can email our advising office to request to be changed to the BA degree plan. You can also see a list of the differences between the BS and the BA on our website. You must include your EID in all communication, by phone, voicemail, or email, for our office to assist you.
How can I change from the BS to the BA degree plan?
We automatically promote our students into the BS degree plan, but you can under-info [at] cs [dot] utexas [dot] edu (email) our advising office to request to be changed to the BA degree plan. You can also see a list of the differences between the BS and the BA on our website. You must include your EID in all communication, by phone, voicemail, or email, for our office to assist you.
Can I take M 352K or PHL 313K in place of CS 313K or CS 311?
No, these classes cannot count in place of CS 313K or CS 311. The only exception to this is if you took these classes prior to Spring 2012. If so, you should make an appointment with your academic advisor by calling 471-9509 to ensure this is counting. You must include your EID in all communication, by phone, voicemail, or email, for our office to assist you.
Can I take non-majors science classes for my science requirements?
No, only majors-leve science classes can count for both the BA and BS degree plans in the College of Natural Sciences. Also, CNS students cannot use any Astronomy classes to fulfill their science requirements.
I am registered for a math course, do I need to take a placement exam? What is it? What score do I need?
Every student registered for a calculus class at UT will need to take a placement test. The College used to use the ALEKS placement test for calculus classes. The ALEKS test will be used through Summer 2013. Starting Fall 2013, the college will use their own placement test. More information on the new placement test will be posted online closer to Fall.
Course Repetition
Can I repeat a course?
University policy states that you may NOT for any reason retake a course if you have made a C- or better.
Even if a student makes below a C- in a course and must retake it, no student may enroll in the same Natural Sciences course more than twice without permission from their advisor. Therefore, students taking a Natural Sciences course for a second time need to be aware it may be their last chance to pass that course. You may only repeat a CS Entry-Level course (CS 312, CS 313K/311, CS 314, M 408S/L/D) one time, no exceptions. Students may fill out a third time repeat appeal to take a CNS class for a third time that will have to be approved by an advisor. These appeals will not be approved for Entry-Level CS courses.
If I repeat a course, will the old grade go away?
No. Both grades will remain on your transcript and both will be averaged into your GPA. Students in the College of Natural Sciences are not permitted to repeat a course for which they have already earned a C- or better. In addition, no student may enroll in the same Natural Sciences course more than twice without permission from their advisor, therefore students taking a Natural Sciences course for a second time need to be aware it may be their last chance to pass that course.
Transfer Courses/Concurrent Enrollment
Can I take classes at a community college or through University Extension while also taking classes at UT?
If you are a student in the College of Natural Sciences, you CANNOT take any math or science courses required for your degree at a community college during the fall and spring semesters. You may take courses such as English, Social Science, History or Government, but you must still be enrolled in at least 9 hours at UT. You may take courses via UT correspondence or UT Extension during the fall and spring semesters while also enrolled at UT. During the summer, students may take any classes at other institutions without any UT hour requirements. You should check the Automated Transfer Equivalency and check with your advisor if you are planning to transfer courses in required for your degree.
Can I take math or science classes outside of UT?
You may ONLY take math and science classes outside of UT during the SUMMER semester. You cannot take them during Fall, Spring, Winter, Minimesters, etc. You should check the Automated Transfer Equivalency and check with your advisor if you are planning to transfer courses in required for your degree.
If a student chooses to have concurrent enrollment in math and science courses in at any time other than the summer semester, those courses will not apply to the student's degree in the College of Natural Sciences and the Department of Computer Science.
Concurrent enrollment is not permitted during the semester in which a student expects to graduate.
You do not need to officially inform UT that you are taking the courses (though you may want to check with your advisor that they will count correctly). You only need to send the official transcript from the college or university to UT.
Can I transfer courses I have taken from another university?
Many students transfer academic credit from other colleges. Speak to your advisor if you plan to take courses at another institution. Information about how coursework transfers to UT from schools in Texas can be found on the Automated Transfer Equivalency website.
Students transferring courses from out-of-state schools should talk to an admissions counselor in the Office of Admissions, MAI 7. Any courses completed at another educational institution MUST be transferred to UT.
Students must receive a C or better in any transfer courses to count towards their degree. Transferred coursework does not count towards your UT GPA, but rather counts as credit on your transcript.
All you need to do to have the credit on your record is to request an official transcript from the college or university be sent to UT Austin and admissions will post those credits automatically to your record. Please be aware that this process can take time in order to go through all the processing steps.
I'm not a CS major, but I want to minor in Computer Science.
Our computer science courses are restricted to CS students. Students hoping to minor in computer science should complete our Elements of Computing Program. There is a 12-hour certificate option and an 18-hour certificate option. The 18-hour certificate option will be recognized on your official transcript.
I'm a CS major and I want to minor in another subject area.
The College of Natural Sciences does not award minors. There are several certificate options that you can look into on the UGS website to gain experience in another area and get recognition for it. Many of our students choose to do the Business Foundations Certificate Program, Bridging Disciplines Program, Game Development Program, and Information Security Certificate, but you are welcome to do any certificate that UT offers that you qualify for.
If you want to take enough courses to have the equivalent of a minor (typically 12 hours, 6 of which are upper division), you can do that and claim to have the equivalent of a minor on your resume, but this will not be reflected on your UT transcript.
Study Abroad
What do I need to do if I want to study abroad?
The steps you need to take to find out more information, apply to, and attend a study abroad program can be found on the CS Study Abroad page. You will need to talk to both the study abroad office and your CS academic advisor to ensure that the program you choose works for your degree and academic progress.
Scholastic Probation/CNS Grade Contract/Dismissal
What is scholastic probation and what do I need to do if I'm in this situation?
Students whose cumulative UT GPA is less than 2.00 are placed on scholastic probation by The University. In CNS, a student on probation must fill out a CNS Grade Contract every long (Fall/Spring) semester his/her GPA is less than 2.00. A student who completes the requirements of the Contract will be allowed to continue in the College. If a student does not meet the requirements, he/she will be dismissed from The University. The exception to this policy is when a student earns 12 hours of failing grades in his/her first semester. This results in an automatic dismissal after the first semester.
What do I do if I have been dismissed from UT?
Students dismissed for the first time are automatically eligible to return to The University after being away for one long semester. However, if attending another college or university, students should contact the Office of Admissions at UT about the GPA requirement to be able to return to UT. A second dismissal requires permission from the CNS Dean's Office to return to The University. A student dismissed for the third time may not apply for readmission.
Credit By Exam
How do I claim credit earned by an exam? (i.e. AP, IB, CLEP)
In order for credit by exam or AP credits to count toward a degree or as a course prerequisite, students must first claim the credit on the Center for Teaching and Learning website. Do not claim any credit before speaking with your academic advisor. Your academic advisor can help you determine which credits you should claim for progress in your degree.
Steps to Claim Credit
1. Start on the Student Testing Services page.
2. Read the Placement Versus Credit information.
3. Click on View Scores and Claim Credit, and log in.
4. Claim your credit.
- There is a fee of $6 per credit hour for claiming credit. For example, three credit hours would cost $18. Payment options are available.
- Claimed credit-by-exam will not affect your GPA.
- If you take a course in residence for which you have already earned credit-by-exam, whether you have petitioned or not, you will NOT be able to claim the credit.
What classes can I test out of?
View a full list of classes, see the testing schedule, and register for these tests on the Student Testing Services website. Be aware, that if you are planning to test out of a course that is a prerequisite for a course you are planning to take next semester, your scores will need to be in by the time you register for the course.
Do not claim credit until you have been at UT for at least one semester and/or have talked with an academic advisor. A student can claim credit for an exam at any time prior to his/her senior year. A student may also elect not to claim any credit.
I am a current UT student, how can I apply to Turing Scholars?
Admission to Turing Scholars is on a rolling basis for CS Entry-level students. You can get more information about the program and admissions requirements on the Turing Scholars website.
I am a prospective UT student, how can I apply to Turing Scholars?
Your application to Turing Scholars is due at the time of your UT application. You can get more information about the program and admissions requirements on the Turing Scholars website.
How can I take honors classes if I'm not in an honors program?
You will need to fill out a CS Honors Course Request Form and turn it into the CS Advising Center. Approval will be at the discretion of the faculty, based on merit and space availability.
Elements of Computing
I am a current CS student, can I take an Elements course?
CS majors CANNOT take Elements courses for any degree requirements, including electives, and are restricted from registering for these classes. Current CS majors will be dropped from these classes upon review of the rosters.
I took another class that I think might count for one of the Elements requirements. What should I do?
Regarding the applicability of course work, we encourage you to email the Elements of Computing faculty advisors. They can evaluate your course syllabi, advise you on how it might apply towards the Elements curriculum, and identify the next, most appropriate course for you to take in the Elements curriculum. You must include your EID in all communication, by phone, voicemail, or email, for our office to assist you.
Can I take Elements courses as pass/fail?
No, Elements courses cannot be used for the certificate unless they are taken for a letter grade.
I have more questions about the Elements of Computing Program.
You can look at the Elements of Computing Program website to gain more information or email us. You must include your EID in all communication, by phone, voicemail, or email, for our office to assist you.
How/When do I apply for graduation?
Students apply for graduation during their final semester at UT before the mid-semester deadline (same as the Q-drop deadline).
August graduates who want to walk in the May ceremony, and are within 12 hours of graduation after their Spring semester, should complete the Application to Participate in Commencement Ceremony (Walk Application) during the spring semester, and then complete the Graduation Application during the summer semester.
Students completing their UT degree requirements at another institution must apply to graduate "In Absentia."
Internal Transfer/Change of Major
What is an internal transfer?
Internal transfer describes the process of a currently enrolled undergraduate student at UT Austin moving from one college to another or within the College of Natural Sciences from one major to another.
How can I change my major to Computer Science or add a second major of Computer Science?
You should follow the steps on our Internal Transfer Admissions page.
How do I change my major from Computer Science to another major?
If you wish to change majors out of Computer Science and into another major within the College of Natural Sciences, set up an appointment with an advisor for the major you wish to declare. Any CNS student who has completed more than 45 semester hours of college credit must have a university grade point average of at least 2.00 to be eligible for transfer to another college or school within The UT.
To change into another college, you should look at the website and follow the specific instructions, or contact the dean's office of the college into which you wish to be admitted. Some colleges (including Business, Communications, and Engineering) require new students to attend an internal transfer information meeting before they can speak to an advisor.
You can find more information about majors offered and internal transfer requirements on the UGS Wayfinder website. If you think you want to change majors but aren't sure to what, make an appointment to meet with an advisor in by the Center for Strategic Advising in Jester A115.
How can I be admitted into the Computer Science department at UT?
You will need to consult the Admission's website to find out more information about the requirements for admission to The University of Texas at Austin and the Computer Science department. They will evaluate any transcripts from other institutions and decide how they transfer into UT. Information about Computer Science's degree programs, course offerings, faculty, and research areas can be found on our department's web site. If you are admitted, you will be advised during your orientation session.
I want to transfer to UT from another university, how long will it take me to graduate at UT?
Generally speaking, students should plan on a minimum of 2 & 1/2 to 3 years to complete the undergraduate C S degree program. However, depending on how any existing university credits would apply to our degree program, a student might be able to complete their course work in a shorter time frame. Regardless, all UT degrees require a minimum of 60 in-residence (taken in a UT classroom) hours.
I want to apply for readmission to UT.
You can apply for readmission through the UT Admissions web site. You will need to submit as a part of your application transcripts of any course work (both online and in class) that you might have completed since your time at UT, and you will need to have maintained at least a 2.5 GPA in that transfer work.
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