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Homos is the pejorative term by which Christian Weston Chandler refers to gay people. He uses this term almost exclusively. He also occasionally uses phrases such as "those of the wrong orientation", presumably because even saying the word "homo" makes him somewhat uncomfortable.
From the very beginning of his Internet fame in 2007, his extreme opposition to homosexuality and his neurotic, obsessive demand that everyone "STAY STRAIGHT" have been one of his most noted and exploited aspects.
Following his coming out as a "transgender lesbian" in 2014, Chris recanted previous homophobic statements of his, claiming to have become fully supportive of equality and human rights. He also seems to have overcome his previous aversion to using the word "gay," stating that "gays will be gays" and "it is good for them" while apologizing for his previous support of turning homosexual men straight. However, he apparently remains ambivalent about homosexual men on a personal level, though this seems to mostly stem from his general disdain for men (as well as ducks).
Fear of being a homo
—Chris. [3]
Chris's homophobia is just that: He is literally afraid of homosexuality and of anything that could conceivably cause a straight person to be "leered off the straight path." His terror is such that he can barely bring himself to even utter the word "gay" or any other term concerning gay people, except of course for "homo". He has said that he cannot even look at a picture of a penis without being "freaked out"[4] and he has cited several techniques he believes are necessary to maintain his sexual attraction to women.[5][6][7]
Chris is also convinced that chances of homosexuality are raised as a direct result of not engaging in heterosexual intercourse before maturation,[8] his Dating Education classes naturally being the reasonable solution to prevent people from becoming homos. He continues to attempt (and fail) to wildly assert his straightness, using anything from a poster of Sailor Moon to objects as strange and totemic as his Optimus Prime toy.
Hatred of homos
Chris's animosity towards gay people seems to result primarily from his fear of them and their supposed ability or desire to make him gay. He has often characterized the trolls as homos, which is either a basic ad hominem attack or a sincere belief that anyone who draws penises on Rosechu must be gay.
Notably, in an IRC chat from 2 January 2009, Chris made this statement:
—Chris, 2 January 2009, 11:59.
Chris further went on to propose a bizarre form of conversion therapy where all gay men would be imprisoned and made to sleep with both female offenders and prostitutes, thereby "reprogramming" them. Interestingly, a certain Herr Himmler had a similar idea, suggesting that "pink triangle" concentration camp prisoners be forced to sleep with (female) camp prostitutes.
—Chris, 2 January 2009, 12:01.
On February 18, 2009, Chris issued a retraction of his previous homophobic remarks and declared that he respects "the gay people" like he respects his gal pals and his sweethearts. However, this was mostly done at the insistence of Julie; by 10 March 2009 Chris was reciting verses from the Bible to justify his position against homos.
On 14 June 2009, he created a video called Don't Trust Any Homos Over There, which in the Chris-chan tradition of ruining everything you ever loved is a homophobic version of Uncle Ruckus's song "Don't Trust Them New Niggas Over There" from the pilot episode of The Boondocks.
Later on in the day, he published an apology for the video called I'm Sorry, Dude, and insisted that he likes gays who "ac— ...accomplish other things, like Stephen Fry, who was a homosexual, but y'know he did a good job being a narrator on LittleBigPlanet." This quote, of course, displays Chris's ignorance, as Stephen Fry is also a famous actor, comedian, writer, narrator (on things other than LBP), an author of several blogs that have a large Internet following, as well as being an advocate for gay rights. This apology was only posted for the sake of his gal pal Kim's boyfriend, whose gay brother apparently lost both his arms in Iraq.
Chris occasionally tries to say he respects homosexuals for who they are. However, he repeatedly betrays his intolerance of different lifestyles, often within the same statement.
—Chris. [9]
Chris sees no problem waving around his degenerate sexuality and showcasing real life pictures of his disgusting activities, but God forbid a well-adjusted male adult mention they love other men.
On 8 July 2009, Chris left a comment on a PSN News Post in reference to a Unity avatar.[10]
On July 26, 2009, Chris goes so far as to call "gay" a synonym for "stupid."
In the Mailbag section of the CWCipedia, Chris describes at length his idea for his comic self to travel to the future, where scientists have successfully isolated the "homo gene" (An idea stolen from this episode of Family Guy). They have not, however, isolated the "straight gene", and are only able to when Chris donates his own blood (Chris has once remarked that homosexuality could be cured by injecting blood from straight men into homosexuals). This storyline finally came to light in Sonichu #10, Chris amended this plan to not only bring back a couple of syringes, but also enough of the "cure" to turn every gay person on Earth straight.
Jack Thaddeus purchased advertisement space on the CWCipedia to put up two ads on the site. One of them was an ad featuring Peter Griffin of Family Guy, pointing out that he and his creator, Seth MacFarlane, were supportive of gay rights. In retaliation, Chris blew his stack, stating:
In a phone call with Jack Thaddeus, Chris stated that he assumed that a friend of Jack's was gay when he heard that he had AIDS.
On Christmas Day, 2009, the Sysop at the CWCipedia added a Twitter feed onto the webpage. Two days later, Chris saw this and flew into a tizzy, wanting it off as he didn't want any "homo trolls" talking behind his back.
Around New Year 2010, Chris replaced Jack Thaddeus's gay-friendly ads with ads for Love In Action (an "ex-gay" ministry), ProtectMarriage.com (a site promoting Proposition 8), and a site that calls for a boycott on Pepsi due to their gay-friendliness. In another ad, he also suggested that Avatar was a totally straight film. To sum it up: Ex-gay campaigns, Proposition 8 and ridiculous consumer boycotts - in one fell swoop, Chris managed to put in three big things that do not win himself any gay friends whatsoever and prove all of his previous "respect" for gays is nothing but idle words.
On 5 January 2010, Chris responded to a Mailbag letter addressing the homosexual subject. In the answer, Chris stated that Magi-Chan keeps a constant psychic-surveillance to ensure that there are no homos in CWCville. When evidence of homosexuality was found in a couple, the people involved would be arrested and fined heavily.
Then, on 7 January, when answering the question of how he began hating the gay population, we got this interesting insight...
Not only is this ironic, considering his current views on lesbianism, but it adds another interesting aspect to his hatred: Chris's frustration with homos is influenced by him being childish and whiny about not getting his way, just because one woman turned him down. We wouldn't expect anything different from him.
On 12 January, Chris appeared to soften his stance, saying that "Firstly, I am decreeing that homosexuals will have equal relationship rights within Cwcville, yet gay marriage is still Illegal and Wrong. And Magi-Chan will stay out of those people's heads under my request."[12] Of course, it's not clear how gays can have "equal relationship rights" if they can't marry, but Chris tends to be pretty weak on logic.
On 30 January 2010, Chris voiced his opinion about the ban on homosexuals serving openly in the American military. He is for the lifting of the ban so that "the homos can go die in explosions."
On 15 August 2010, Bob showed the same kind of hatred and prejudice as his son does for "DA HOMOS". In the Matthew Noble call, Bob said that he believed that a few homosexual kids were working alongside Mike and Megan to get Chris banned from The GAMe PLACe.
On the February 5th, 2012 entry on his Facebook page, he mentions buying Napoleon Dynamite because he learned 'that homo Andy Dick' didn't star in it.
In a Facebook post on March 29th, 2013, Chris threw a tantrum over media coverage of homosexual unions. Ironically, he showed support towards lesbian couplings, which would totally defeat the purpose of his sweetheart search since that would mean he'd have even more competition for single women.
Views on lesbianism
Whereas Chris' discomfort with homosexual males has been fairly consistent, his views on lesbianism have vacillated. In Chris's Carrie rip-off, "The High School Story", his Mary Sue character Terrah LeAnne Yowman is ridiculed as a lesbian by kids at her high school, because she hangs around with male friends all the time. As the work serves as a backstory to the villainous Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens, Terrah may have served as a fictional parallel to the endless accusations of homosexuality lodged by Chris' detractors, illustrating Chris' worldview of implied homosexuality as an insult.
On 25 July 2009, Chris produced a rambling and nonsensical video to the tune of Avril Lavigne's "Girlfriend". In the middle of the video, Chris sings about the importance of "being straight" and intersperses a "STAY STRAIGHT" caption on a photo of a lesbian couple split in two.
Later, Chris would begin to revise his former hard-line attitude against lesbians. In Sonichu, Chris goes out of his way to state that the children of Sonichu and Rosechu are watched over by Heather Iglesias, whom he characterizes as "a pretty, trustworthy, good natured Spanish Lesbian."[13] He further mentions that Heather keeps her sexuality a secret from the kids at the request of Sonichu himself.[13] Chris most likely shoehorned a lesbian character into Sonichu to appear more tolerant, although his attempt comes off as half-hearted in light of his continual derision of gay men and insistence that Heather hide her sexuality.
In Mumble 1, Chris declares his support for lesbians and reiterates his simultaneous hatred for gay men, stating how he hates JERKS in general, and how a porn DVD helped to soften his view on lesbians. In effect, Chris supports lesbians solely because women are beautiful and men are icky.
On 28 March 2013, Chris posted a public Facebook message whining about repeat media coverage of the Supreme Court's Proposition 8 and DOMA deliberations. In it, he reiterates his support for lesbians and his disapproval of "the damn homosexual males".
Chris and transgender topics
Chris has stated that, if he were to find himself experiencing pervasive same-sex attraction, he would undergo sex reassignment, so as to become a heterosexual woman, as opposed to a gay man.[14] (Note: He may have changed his position some time later.[15]) This implies that Chris considers trans women to be legitimately female, an uncharacteristically positive stance on an LGBT issue for Chris. Further, if the Tomgirl Saga is any indication, Chris himself may be genderqueer. During the aforementioned saga, Chris stated that "tomboys" and "tomgirls" ought to be allowed to use the restroom which matches their gender identity. A bona fide transgender activist might agree with such a sentiment.
As of 14 August 2014, Chris openly identifies as transgender and claims to be supportive of LGBT rights:
Evidence that Chris might be gay
—Mailbag #4 - Chris admitting he's had homoerotic fantasies (and eats imaginary man asses).
Ironically, the harder Chris tries to convince people he's straight, the gayer he appears. He has absolutely no awareness that an uptight, milquetoast, colorfully-dressed, squeaky-voiced man saying "I am straight! I have a subscription to Playboy!"[16] every five minutes looks like he has something he's trying to hide. Furthermore, the more we learn about Chris, the more gay he really appears to be.
- Christian has stated that if he were unable to stay straight he would undergo sex reassignment surgery; he would rather be female than gay. It should be noted that straight men never, ever, put this much thought into this hypothetical dilemma.[17]
- He collects My Little Pony figures well into adulthood.
- For a straight man, he sure does consume a lot of semen. Likewise, the idea of licking his own ejaculate off one of his gal-pals sexually arouses him.
- Like many gay men, most of his "friends" were female and he never slept with any of them.
- In a PSN Chat with Julie, Chris admitted that he randomly has images of penises (his own and others he's seen in porn) pop into his head. He also claims to hear voices in his head that say "Christian is gay." Unless Chris is having very specific auditory hallucinations, it's likely he has homoerotic daydreams and freaks out about it. In the same chat he sounded delighted describing the first time he saw semen in a porno movie as a teenager.
- In the chat where Julie Reveals Herself, when Max told Chris to suck his dick, Chris asked, "How can I do yours if I'm all the way over here?" instead of simply saying "No." Also, later on in the same chat, Chris attempted to show Max his duck when the latter began to taunt him with claims that he had a pussy. While you might be thinking that it's a typical knee-jerk reaction from Chris, an earlier chat reveals a part where Chris offers to show Max his dick.
- He owns, or at least has owned, anal beads and a vibrator, and he is on record as having experimented with putting both toys in his anus. In a chat during the Vanessa Saga on 16 April 2009, he claimed that he no longer shoved things up his ass, except for "a narrow jet of water from my adjustable shower-head on a hose."[18] Although it is quite possible to stick things up your butt and still be straight, people who are terrified of being turned gay generally do not do this.
- Chris said that he would put something up his ass for Ivy "in a heartbeat," including a large fake dick, and would let her fuck him with a strap-on.[19]
- Chris said that he might let a gay guy fuck him if Ivy wanted that.[20]
- Chris once drew Sonichu, a male character, on his duck.
- During their correspondence, Jackie told Chris she was curious about anal sex.[21] Instead of taking it to mean she wished to be penetrated from behind (as most men would have understood it), Chris thought she wanted to use a strap-on/anal bead on him and said he would comply. In her next email, Jackie clarified her intentions but said she was open to the prospect of being the penetrative partner,[22] leading a jubilant Chris to discuss his past anal experiences in detail.
- According to receipts uncovered by trolls, Chris specifically asked for anal beads as a gift with an order of pornography. Chris, however, lied, claiming that the anal beads as well as a vibrator were sent to him as a gift with an order of straight pornography; he did not ask for them or pay for them. Chris kept said vibrator around for months.
- In the Chris Sex Logs, Chris shows off a dildo to PandaHalo. He immediately suggests the phallic sex toy is something that goes up your butt, and then immediately denies it's been up his butt. He also says having a dildo in your butt "will feel good."
- On 5 February 2009 Chris posted two videos stating that he was coming out of the closet as a gay man (or a 'gaybian'). He later issued a retraction, which was far less persuasive.
- When negotiating for the safe return of his PSN account from Max, Chris was given the choice of burning his medallion or shoving it up his ass. Chris immediately chose to shove it up his ass.
- When Julie finally revealed herself as a 13 year old boy, Chris's immediate response was "I did not know you were a 13 year old!" making it sound like he's shocked by the age but not the least bit concerned about the fact that he's a boy.
- Chris thought a straight woman would be turned on by a close-up picture of his anus.
- He wears a pink belt buckle.
- He owns a set of Anime Wings i.e. hair clips, i.e women's fashion accessories.
- His best man at his wedding is Sarah Hammer in drag.
- He sang "I Love the Nightlife" on his visit to a local bar/restaurant, which is popular at gay clubs and drag revues.
- Christian and the Hedgehog Boys features two covers of the Backstreet Boys, one cover of a Britney Spears song, and one cover of a Ricky Martin song. This music was popular among thirteen-year-old girls when it was new and is popular among the gay community today.
- He wears a bra. In fairness, he uses it to try to attract women.
- He implores men to wear bras because looking at shirtless men makes Chris uncomfortable,[23][24] possibly arousing latent homosexual urges.
- When you look up "Homosexuality" in Chris's own web encyclopedia, you literally see his own portrait (as shown on the screencap at the top of this section).
- In the PS3 History Level video, he showed that he actually owns a copy of Sex and the City (the film) when he showcased his then current collection of PS3 games and movies.
- In his response to a letter in Mailbag 4 about "impure" homoerotic thoughts, Chris confesses that he "[has] had this problem too," and has to resort to deleting them through a curious process that involves dropping the thoughts into his stomach acid, lest the gay gene take its toll.
- Chris reacts to Alec Benson Leary's Asperchu comics by giving all the characters a free makeover.
- In Sonichu #10, Chris donates some of his "straight blood" to doctors in the future so that they could make a vaccine against homosexuality. Vaccines are made from the virus, implying that Chris is "infected" with homosexuality if his blood could be used to make a vaccine.
- One of Chris's ModNation Racers vehicles is called "A Man's Toy", which is a light blue carriage with rainbow lollipop wheels and a message that says "Tea parties are good and nice" on the rear end of the carriage.[25]
- In the guise of his trollsona JenkinsJinkies, Chris used Trollin Train to go into far more detail than was necessary about a supposed homosexual encounter, describing various acts with a relish out of place for someone who claims to be disgusted by the mere thought of a penis.
- In the above same Trollin Train post he mentioned achieving Comeuppance before vomiting, indicating he had an erection, and thus was sexually aroused from being sodomized by a man.
- He made a drawing of Punchy wearing panties and a bra.
- He also made a drawing of a Sonee and a Rosee in which the hairless spot on the Rosee's abdomen looks like an erect penis.
- The Scrapbook of Fail contains a self portrait of Chris as the Yu-Gi-Oh! character Dark Magician Girl.
- He voluntarily dressed up as a woman, went out in public and used the woman's washroom. While not all cross-dressers are homosexuals and vice-versa, men who are afraid of being seen as a homosexual generally do not take a disturbing amount of pride in cross-dressing in public. When Bob learned of Chris's crossdressing, his immediate response was to call him a "fag".
- On the 29th April, 2012, Chris 'reveals' that the gay camp experience story he made up as JenkinsJinkies was a fake. Aside from the fact that absolutely nobody fell for this at all, it does leave this question: Out of all of the stories that Chris could have made up under a fake identity, why did he go with one where he gets sodomized at seven?
- This video, where Chris infamously says, "Would you fuck me, 789chan? I'd fuck me." Take note that Chris is dressed in a mini-skirt and hikes it up to reveal his grotesque man ass at the camera, indicating that he'd like to be taken from behind.
- Whenever anyone calls Chris out on his objectification of women's bodies, he is always quick to back-pedal and say he appreciates women more for their personalities, unaware that personalities are the key reason for relationships between gay men and their female friends.
- Chris created a modified version of the song "Don't Trust Them New Niggas Over There" from The Boondocks called "Don't Trust Any Homos Over There". However, the character who sings the original song is Uncle Ruckus, a self-loathing black man. This makes Chris look like a self-loathing homosexual.
- The fact that he uses the Sailor Moon Poster of Fail to keep himself straight, implies he has homosexual thoughts and fantasies that he wants to keep in check. The irony of the fact that he thinks staring hard enough at a poster of a gay icon will magically suppress these homoerotic urges is lost on him.
- After Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc became Chris's equal and opposite as the result of the latter's brief immersion in the Dark Mirror Hole, he turned openly gay. One would think that this logically means Chris is straight, except for the fact that it's made clear that the two differ only in their openness, not their homosexuality.
- Chris posted an absurd riddle on Facebook containing random pictures, containing Mark Cuban, lemon cake, Delaware Blue Hens and the Sphinx. It's worth noted that :
- Mark Cuban is gay.
- Lemon Cake is often dyed rainbow in pride festivals.
- Delaware is one of the only states to uphold gay marriage.
- Hens often exhibit homosexuality, and there's a game called Gay Chicken.
- And the sphynx is also a breed of cat. A breed of cat that's really gay.
- In 2012, Chris signed in the CWCki Forums as "paintingatree". The term "Painting The Tree" is an act of oral sex, which may refer to Chris's duck.
- Chris posted a picture on Facebook showing his new shoes. Note the gay pink laces and it looks like sneakers worn for women.
- Chris posted a pointless picture on Facebook, showing his eyebrow. Note that it's eyebrow and not eyebrows, as lesbians are proposing to grow one eyebrow on Decembrow.
- Chris pierced his right ear (twice), a common, albeit dated, code for homosexuality.
- Chris wrote a Facebook post comparing Tabitha St. Germaine to Judy Garland, a gay icon.
- Attempting to prove that Christopher is a separate identity, Chris favorited and commented on a number of gay pedofork animes on Youtube.
- In his August 2014 Facebook posts, Chris identified himself as a 'tranny' and a 'Ho Mo' (for the ladies, according to him), placed an equality support symbol on his page's banner, and spoke about women being "supportive" of his choices. He's blissfully unaware (or outright doesn't care) that all of this makes him look like he's come out of the closet.
- He went to a gay bar on Halloween 2014.
Defenses against becoming a homo
It's hard work for a warrior of true love and honesty to stay straight. Luckily, Chris has a Sailor Moon poster which he stares at everyday to stave off temptations of homosexuality.
Chris also subscribes to Playboy to help keep himself straight. You can tell he's straight because when he's explaining what he finds attractive in women it only takes five seconds for him to get around to boobies and vaginas.
When homosexual (or potentially homosexual) fans sent Chris questions on the CWCipedia asking for tips to STAY STRAIGHT, Chris tends to offer what essentially amounts to self-brainwashing. Some of his ideas include thinking of naked women and how awesome they are, and imagining being struck by painful lightning whenever a homosexual thought occurs as an extremely severe and disproportionate punishment.[5] He also clarifies that one needs not buy their own poster of fail; any poster featuring attractive women (preferably in bikinis and looking sexy) will do the trick.
To prevent future homos, he also encourages women not to drink, smoke, or be physically abused while pregnant because he believes this could cause the baby to be born homosexual.[26]
In Kill De Jack, Chris reveals another one of his defenses against becoming a homo: He covers a section of his "computer" (We can assume that he means "computer screen") with a piece of paper so that he can browse CWCipedia without looking at Jack Thaddeus's ads featuring pictures of homosexual men.
It seems that the centerfold poster of Marge's Playboy magazine has become one of Chris's many defenses against becoming a homo. The fact that she's married has no bearing on Chris's desires.
Considering the large amount of blatantly homoerotic activities Chris has engaged in, it's a safe bet to say he's a self-hating closeted homosexual, and no amount of defenses will stop the man-child's suppressed urges.
Chris on his alleged homosexuality
- "I'm straight, don't doubt me!"[29]
- "Listen, as hard as you fucking can, I CAME OUT OF MY AUTISTIC CLOSET AS A STRAIGHT MAN, and NOTHING ELSE. SO YOU IMMATURE JERKS CAN JUST FUCK OFF."[30]
- "Yep, you heard me. I am...a gaaaaaaaaay...bian."[31]
- "Anyway the, uh- anyway so, to get to the point...fine. I'm guhh. I'm gaaaay. I'm gaay. I said it...OK. Yep. So...did I really come out of the closet there? That just depends on y'all- how y'all understand it."[32]
- "And look at me. Do I look like- [*shakes head in disagreement*] No more of those stupid acquisition messages! Get it through your fucking, individual, damn, dirty SKULLS! I. Am. STRAIGHT!"[33]
Curiously, in his own campaign ad, Chris announced a promise of "gay marriage ability for every state within the United Nations." Suffice to say, this has not helped him in the polls.
Chris the lesbian
On 14 August 2014, Chris posted on his Facebook page that he is officially a "lesbian identified man".[34] He posted a picture of someone holding an LGBT flag while proclaiming support for the equality movement. Chris stated that "I do not have a wristband yet, but I intend to get one later. I support the LBT fully; the G.M.s are fortunate to be on this boat." In September, he also announces his support of the Human Rights Campaign, and on the 18th says that homophobics "are none other than the Cyber-Bullies and Internet Trolls who put hate on the innocent around the world; Young and Old. Some of which even put pressure on to force you into being something you know fully that you are Not!"
It should be noted that while Chris may be still showing some animosity towards gay men, this is a fairly progressive stance compared to Chris's usual opinions.
On the other hand, as anyone who's even mildly aware of sexuality and gender will tell you, a lesbian male isn't actually a real thing. The usual idea of a 'lesbian in man's body' is just something a guy might google after jerking off, so the fact that Chris thinks that a link to Yahoo Answers is somehow evidence of its existence, is, to say the least, pathetic. If Chris has honestly had a turn of heart, and realized the errors in his ways when it comes to homosexuality, we'll just have to wait and see. However, considering his previous actions, it's probably unlikely.
On 31 October 2014, Chris spent his Halloween at a gay bar dressed as a "Groovy 70's Lesbian",[35] further evidencing his apparent acceptance of homosexuality. Although the same argument persists that Chris will not/does not accept change of any kind, it's worth some investment in that visiting a gay bar was THE thing Chris had specified on multiple occasions that he would never do in his life.
See also
- Chris and sex
- Chris and religion
- Chris Comes Out of the Closet
- Don't Trust Any Homos Over There
- Gay 4 Sonichu
- Gaybian (a "male lesbian", according to Chris)
- It's UGH!
- Rainbow
- Reldnahc Naitsirhc
- Magi-Chan
- Heather Iglesias
- Tomgirl
- Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia
- ↑ Mailbag 31
- ↑ BlueSpike_PSN_Chat_3
- ↑ E-mail to Megan, "I'm sorry... *sigh*:; Date: Sat, 20 Oct 2007 3:10 pm
- ↑ CWC's Second Message
- ↑ 5.0 5.1 Mailbag #3
- ↑ Mailbag #3
- ↑ Mailbag #4
- ↑ http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Dating_Education
- ↑ http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Homosexuality
- ↑ http://blog.us.playstation.com/2009/07/08/attention-fighting-fans-prove-youre-the-best-around/#comment-241496
- ↑ http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=User_talk:WikiSysop#The_New_Ad-Links
- ↑ CWC Blog#12 January 2010
- ↑ 13.0 13.1 Cwcipedia: Sonichu
- ↑ Mumble 1 "I'd sooner have a sex change before I would ever turn into a homo."
- ↑ Calling Out Jack Thaddius - Ahuviya "In his case of him, uh, having his operation and going through it, I feel that he would defi'itely not be considered any at all a woman- a woman whatsoever."
- ↑ CWC Update 18 January 2009
- ↑ Mumble 1
- ↑ Vanessa IRC Chat III
- ↑ Vanessa IRC Chat VII
- ↑ Vanessa IRC Chat IX
- ↑ Jackie E-mails 5
- ↑ Jackie E-mails 6
- ↑ Mailbag 55
- ↑ Mailbag #55
- ↑ http://community.modnation.com/en-us/players/Sonichu/creations/1296110
- ↑ Mailbag #5
- ↑ Masturbating and squirtin'
- ↑ Captain's Log, Stardate August 3rd, 2008
- ↑ PS3 History Level
- ↑ IRC (20 January 2009)
- ↑ Captain's Log, Stardate February 5th, 2009#Transcript of the First Video
- ↑ Captain's Log, Stardate February 5th, 2009#Transcript of the Second Video
- ↑ I Am The TRUE, Original Christopher Christian Weston Chandler; No Ifs, Ands or Buts
- ↑ August 2014 Facebook Posts#Chris comes out...kinda
- ↑ October 2014 Facebook Posts
External links
- CWC (Ian Brandon Anderson) finally admits it.
- Chris-chan is sick of the lies!
- Chris-chan proves those slanderous trolls wrong.


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PHILADELPHIA, Feb. 23, 2012 /PRNewswire/ -- Crown Holdings, Inc. (NYSE: CCK) (Crown) ( www.crowncork.com), a leading supplier of metal packaging products worldwide, announced today that it will build a new beverage can plant in Danang, a major port city in central Vietnam. The new plant is expected to be operational in the second quarter of 2013 and will have an initial annual production capacity of 750 million two-piece 33cl cans.
" Vietnam's growing middle class is driving increased demand for beverage cans," said Jozef Salaerts, President of CROWN Asia-Pacific. "Our new facility in Danang, supported by a long term contract with a major brewer, further extends our strong geographical footprint and ensures we can continue to support our customers with the innovative packaging that consumers prefer."
The beverage can's popularity stems from the convenience it delivers to consumers as well as its strong sustainability profile. In addition to being the most recyclable packaging material available, metal can be recycled infinitely without loss or alteration in quality. In addition, the beverage can is the most recycled form of beverage packaging in the world.
The Danang facility will be Crown's fourth beverage can plant in Vietnam. Crown currently operates one plant in Hanoi and two in Ho Chi Minh City.Cautionary Note Regarding Forward-Looking Statements Except for historical information, all other information in this press release consists of forward-looking statements. These forward-looking statements involve a number of risks, uncertainties and other factors, including whether demand will continue to grow for beverage cans in Vietnam, whether the Company can successfully implement its plans to build and commence production at the new Danang plant, whether the Company can meet related time and production targets (including obtaining any required consents and approvals which could delay or prevent expansion) and the level of future beverage can volumes associated with customer contracts supplied from the Danang facility that may cause actual results to be materially different from those expressed or implied in the forward-looking statements. Important factors that could cause the statements made in this press release or the actual results of operations or financial condition of the Company to differ are discussed under the caption "Forward-Looking Statements" in the Company's Form 10-K Annual Report for the year ended December 31, 2010 and in subsequent filings made prior to or after the date hereof. The Company does not intend to review or revise any particular forward-looking statement in light of future events. About Crown Holdings, Inc. Crown Holdings, Inc., through its subsidiaries, is a leading supplier of packaging products to consumer marketing companies around the world. World headquarters are located in Philadelphia, PA. For more information, visit www.crowncork.com. For more information, contact:
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This young person who was ahead of his class in kindergarten, no longer had the desire to learn. At least not what they were teaching in the classrooms. I had lost my dignity, lost my sense of direction and had no one in my life who seemed to notice or care. I dropped out of school in the 8th grade to pursue life on the streets. I found myself in juvenile centers on several occasions by age 15. By the age of 25, so far removed from the positive early formative years and its learning, I found myself facing life in prison for attempted murder, a senseless and selfish crime.
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I entered the County jail with no skills, no purpose, no sense of identity, and most of all, no concept of personal accountability or responsibility. I had no knowledge of God and no reason to want to live. Then something miraculous happened.
A retired conservative Police Chief, who was a volunteer for "Forgotten Man Ministries", came and witnessed to me. Unfazed by my ignorance and spiritual blindness, this man eventually led me to a confession of sin, repentance from dead works, and faith towards God. He became my first mentor.
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He told me that the Republican party was the party of Frederick Douglass and that he believed I, in many ways, could be a type of Frederick Douglass in the 21st Century GOP.
After I was released, I found myself living in a homeless shelter, with no community ties, no job skills, and no resources. I did have, however, an uncompromising faith in God, a vision, my Mason Weaver book, and a determination that I would never again be a slave to blame, guilt, fear, bitterness, and excuses.
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The next year I met another mentor, Jimmy. A Black Conservative, Jimmy invited me to join his group, The Great Lakes Bay Region African American Leadership Institute, from which I graduated and later advised. In this group, I began meeting Conservative leaders from across Mid Michigan who did not see in me "an ex con," but as a leader. They did not want to hear any excuses or woeism. They only wanted me to do what I said I would do and be where I said I would be.
Over the next several years, I was the keynote speaker at the Dow Chemical Company and Dow Corning's Regional MLK, Jr. Celebration and would win a Frederick Douglass Service Award given by an affiliate of an National Black Women's organization. The award was in recognition for my work with juveniles who are similarly situated as I was when I was their age.
I am a "Christian" conservative because I believe the Bible promotes personal responsibility, limited government, free market, individual liberty and strong national defense. God's Word has made it clear that, from the beginning of the creation of government, the role of government should be to provide godly and ungodly citizens alike the freedom we all require to pursue our own goals or to pursue kingdom purposes, with moral laws established by God setting standards we use to know the difference.
I also believe that Christian Conservative principles offer Black Americans the best opportunity to be self reliant and to rebuild the wastelands that are the legacy liberal leadership in distressed black communities over the past 50 years.
Today, I am the President of the Frederick Douglass Society, a Christian, Education and Public Policy nonprofit organization. I am a proud American who just so happens to be of African descent. I am the great, great, great, great grandson of Peter Adams, who was an African Slave on a South Carolina plantation. I have made mistakes and I have learned from those mistakes.
I am, furthermore, a Black man who finds utter disgust in the absolute moral surrender of millions of Black Americans today, who, unlike Frederick Douglass and unlike my ancestor Peter Adams, have no personal experience with chattel slavery or Jim Crow and, thus, have no excuses for not fully embracing the responsibilities of American citizenship.
My story demonstrates that in today's America, if we, like Frederick Douglass, make up our mind that wherever we go, we shall go as a man and not a slave, the only permanent boundaries around us are those we place ourselves. It doesn't matter what obstacles we are born into or what mistakes we have made in our lives. We can, by means of repentance from dead works, faith towards God, personal responsibility and self determination, turn our humble beginnings and failures into stepping stones to success.
Not one has an excuse. Not one has someone or something to blame for not being a voting, participating, productive, and unhyphenated citizen of the United States of America, the greatest country in the world!
Stacy is a member of and a spokesperson for Project 21 The National Leadership Network of Black Conservatives, a national speaker's bureau.
He is president of the Frederick Douglass Society of Michigan, a public policy and education institution, and he is host of Contagious Transformation, a weekly conservative political commentary internet radio program.
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Thursday, October 27, 2011 - 6:44am
Remember that World of Warcraft and Starcraft inspired theme park called Joyland World that China was building? It's finished. Technically, it's been open since July, but we just didn't see what the actual completed park looked like. Hint: it doesn't have any of the dramatic lighting revealed in the original concept drawings. Bummer.


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Crewe set the benchmark in lower leaguesby Will Unwin
Crewe Alexandra are famed for their youth policy, and the club's academy has punched well above its weight for years.
Consequently it came as little surprise when manager Steve Davis stated he would field an entire first eleven consisting of players that have come through their system for the final league game of the season against Walsall this coming Saturday.
Dario Gradi started the revolution when he was appointed in 1983, with the club languishing in the Fourth Division.
With minimal resources, Gradi, a former PE teacher, made a point of focusing on younger players who had failed elsewhere.
The likes of David Platt, who had been released by Manchester United, and Geoff Thomas were early successes of the system. The pair were sold to Aston Villa and Crystal Palace respectively and both went on to play for England.
Gradi built on this, and went on to bring through players of the calibre of Neil Lennon, Robbie Savage and Dean Ashton, with the Cheshire outfit profiting enormously from their sale. Money received for the transfers of Danny Murphy and Seth Johnson helped to build a new main stand and training complex.
Crewe peaked when they reached the Championship (or Division One, as it was at the time), and spent eight out of nine years from 1997 in the nation's second tier.
Throughout his period as manager, Gradi's team were repeatedly winners of the Football League Fair Play Award, demonstrating the team's commitment to playing in the right way. They employed a passing style despite playing against some rugged outfits.
But the last decade has seen some dark times at Gresty Road, with the Railwaymen slumping to the lower echelons of League Two, prior to Davis revitalising the club.
The former Crewe defender, who learned the game under Gradi's guidance, took them into League One in addition to picking up the Johnstone's Paint Trophy at Wembley earlier this month.
Despite their drop down the football pyramid, the club have still nurtured a number of players currently plying their trade in the top-flight, with Aston Villa's Ashley Westwood and Manchester United's Nick Powell making seven-figure moves to the Premier League, despite spending last season in League Two.
The club's special commitment to nurturing young talent was exemplified in the Johnstone's Paint Trophy Final. With Crewe 2-0 up against Southend Davis opted to introduce Wales under-21 defender George Ray for his first appearance. Which other club would hand a player their senior debut in a cup final?
The importance of the club's academy was emphasised when Gradi decided to step down from his role as first-team manager in order to be become Head of Youth Development.
His role is central in ensuring that the club remain in the best possible position to churn out players of value, as the selling of homegrown products makes up for the club's financial shortfall. Indeed, Crewe are currently the only club outside the top two divisions to have been granted 'Category 2' status for their academy.
This summer it is expected that one or both of Max Clayton or club captain Luke Murphy will be the next to move on to pastures new in the Premier League. Clayton has been linked with Arsenal among others, and Murphy could join Stoke or Aston Villa, depending on which reports you believe.
These deals should provide the latest round of funding for Crewe's unique ethos. While many lower league clubs scrap their youth teams, and top-flight clubs import a collection of young foreigners from across the globe, the Railwaymen continue with their own brand of prudent investment in local talent.
Crewe have stood the test of time with their development of players with the technique and ability to progress to the highest levels of the game. Hopefully they will continue to do so for years to come.


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As expected, MacDev designers have been working on a 2007 model of the Cyborg marker. The 07 Cyborg is tentatively set for release in December 2006, or early January 2007.
Designers have released a list of extra features that they intend to work into the 07 Cyborg:
* A reduction in overall marker height
* Increased milling/lighter body
* Increased speed
* 07 spec electronic hardware and software
* 07 Gladiator
* New solenoid
* 07 spec detents
* 07 spec LPR
* 07 RED valve
Clearly, designers expect the 07 Cyborg to be lighter, smaller and faster than previous models. It will also have some improved functionality and reliability with new regulators, solenoid and electronics.
The 07 Cyborg will include more features and workmanship than previous model Cyborgs, it will also be packaged with more accessories. For this reason, it is expected that the cost of the 07 Cyborg will be higher than previous Cyborg models.
A definite release date for the 07 Cyborg will be determined as design/production permits.
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