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Cluster headaches are headaches that occur on one side or the other of the head, are severely painful, and occur periodically in groups, or clusters. The pain is most prominent around the eyes and the headaches are often accompanied by a runny nose, watery, red, puffy eyes, and nasal congestion. Men are affected by cluster headaches about three times more often than women.
What are the symptoms of a cluster headache?
Typically the headache lasts last less than an hour but they can last anywhere from only fifteen minutes to as long as three hours. The headache is typically sudden and usually comes on with no warning signs and then subsides just as rapidly. The pain is generally located around the eyes and temple but may extend to the back of the head and the neck.
It has been described as the most intense, excruciating pain known to man. The pain is described as severe burning, stabbing, and squeezing sensations.
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Although there is no cure for cluster headaches, an effective treatment for the relief of pain from cluster headaches is the occipital nerve block. The occipital nerve block is also used effectively to treat occipital neuralgia and the cervicogenic headache.
The occipital nerve block is a procedure that utilizes a mixture of a local anesthetic, usually lidocaine, and a corticosteroid to numb the occipital nerve which runs from the base of the skull up the back of the head through the scalp. It is named after the occipital bone which is the bone at the back of the skull.
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For the procedure the patient will lie face down on an exam table or sit in a forward reclining position whichever allows the area to be access easiest. The nerve is located by feel as the area is usually very tender, the skin of the scalp is cleansed with an antiseptic solution then numbed with a topical anesthetic. Then using a very thin needle, the doctor injects the mixture of medications into the area at the nerve trunk.
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"The 1990s were years of turmoil and transformation in American work experiences and employment relationships. Trends including the growth of contingent labor, the erosion of the stable employment contract, the restructuring of jobs and companies, and the emergence of opportunity-enhancing employee participation programs reconfigured occupations, career paths, and labor market opportunities. Vicki Smith analyzes this shift, asking how workers navigated their way across the divide between bad jobs and good jobs, between jobs organized hierarchically and jobs requiring greater worker involvement, and between temporary and stable work. Crossing the Great Divide uses original case study data from four diverse organizational settings around the country. Smith compares the situations of nonunionized, white-collar workers at a photocopy service firm; unionized blue-collar workers in a wood-products processing factory; temporary assemblers and clerical workers in a high-tech firm; and unemployed managers, technical workers, and professionals participating in a job search club. The very different experiences revealed in Crossing the Great Divide highlight the way diverse new relationships between companies and their employees play out in workplaces, where new forms of work organization simultaneously create opportunity, instability, and risk for workers. Smith's goal is to construct a new framework of employment that accommodates the unpredictability and turbulence of the 21st century, but that is also "characterized at its core by attachment, reward, protection, commitment, and dignity." "
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RIO DE JANEIRO, Brazil – For researchers Daniel Cerqueira and Júlio Jacobo Waiselfisz, the reason the country's murder rate has decreased in recent years is simple: Fewer guns equal fewer deaths.
Cerqueira's recent study on behalf of the Institute for Applied Economic Research (Ipea) shows that between 2001 and 2007, the number of armed robberies that ended with a fatality and the overall murder rate fell by 61% in the state of São Paulo.
Waiselfisz, of the nongovernmental organization (NGO) Sangari Institute, released his Map of the Violence, which shows the number of homicides nationwide has decreased since 2004, a level of improvement South America's biggest country hadn't experienced in decades.
Cerqueira and Waiselfisz attribute the decrease in homicides to the Statute of Disarmament, a 2003 federal law that restricted citizens' access to firearms and increased the purchase price and registration of weapons. It also promoted a campaign for gun owners to give up their weapons to authorities, with compensation payments varying from R$100 to R$400 (US$56 to US$224).
Since 2003, laws against carrying firearms became more rigid, since the crime is no longer subject to bail.
Cerqueira says that for every 18 firearms apprehended by the São Paulo police a life was saved, meaning 13,000 lives were saved from 2001 to 2007.
"More firearms generate more crime," Cerqueria says. "An armed population can't dissuade criminals."
Cerqueira said the decrease in the number of guns on the streets has increased the number of complaints of bodily injury, since without guns people often resort to using their fists and feet as weapons.
In his Map of the Violence, Waiselfisz ranks São Paulo as the nation's fifth-most violent state, with 36.1 homicides per 100,000 residents in 1997. Ten years later, the state fell to No. 25, with 15 homicides per 100,000 residents.
From 1997 to 2007, the state's homicide rate fell 50.3%, from 12,552 to 6,234.
The study also shows that the national homicide rate grew 5.5% annually, reaching 51,043 deaths in 2003. But a year after the Statute of Disarmament was ratified, the murder rate fell to 5.2% in 2004, when 48,374 casualties were documented.
The number of homicides continued falling throughout the country, as 47,707 were reported in 2007.
But the drop was not the same in all parts of Brazil. "As the phenomenon affected [mainly] the three largest states of Brazil – São Paulo, Rio de Janeiro and Minas Gerais, which have 50% of the population – the impact is felt at the national level," says Waiselfisz.
Waiselfisz said the country shouldn't have stopped disarmament campaigns in 2005, when gun owners were urged to surrender their weapons to authorities. That year, Brazilians voted to continue the selling of firearms and ammunition nationwide.
Since then the drop in homicides in some states cannot be explained with the Statute of the Disarmament alone, but in states' policies to fight violence, Waiselfisz says.
Luiz Paulo Barreto, the country's minister of justice, said the government is making a concerted effort to keep the streets safe.
"July will be the month of disarmament, having a National Day of Disarmament," Barreto says. "We will promote new campaigns for gun owners to turn in firearms."
Barreto says two types of Brazilians carry a firearm: cops and criminals.
"It's almost zero the number of people who ask for authorization to carry a firearm who are not in the public security forces," Barreto says.
Still, Brazil's homicide rate is daunting. The 47,707 homicides that happened nationwide in 2007 mean an average of 131 murders daily, according to the Map of the Violence.
Antônio, who prefers not to reveal his real name, was 21 when a private bodyguard in front of the samba school Caprichosos de Pilares, in Rio de Janeiro, approached him and some friends, in 1990.
"He was visibly on drugs," Antônio says. "He came toward us and threatened one of my friends with a gun [pointed at] his head. The other bodyguards couldn't hold him and we ran. He shot twice in our direction and one of the bullets hit me in the thigh."
Antônio had several surgeries and couldn't work for months.
"The doctors said that I was lucky I wasn't paralyzed," says Antônio, who preferred not to go on with a lawsuit fearing reprisal.
The nongovernmental organizationViva Rio, in an attempt to determine how many guns used in crimes are being purchased on the black market, analyzed a sample of firearms seized in Rio de Janeiro for the Committee on Public Information (CPI) of the Traffic of Firearms in November 2006.
The NGO's conclusion? Sixty-eight percent were sold on the domestic, legal market, says Júlio Cesar Purcena, a researcher of the Firearms Control Project at Viva Rio.
"They passed from the stores to the citizens," he said, "and ended up falling in the hands of criminals."


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Ah, the overwhelming bounty of the new TV season! Old favorites are back, new shows are debuting, and sorting out what's worth watching is almost as daunting as picking a presidential candidate. (Okay, not quite, but you get the idea.) To make it a little easier, we decided to consult the experts. This summer, we challenged dozens of actors to describe their shows in such a compelling way that we'd have to watch. Here's the countdown of our 10 favorite pitches:
10. Oliver Hudson, ''The Mountain'' (pictured)
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WHAT IT IS A slacker takes on the challenge of managing a ski resort following his grandfather's death.
WHO HE IS David Carver, a carefree motocross racer turned resentful businessman
HIS PITCH ''It's great drama, but even better is the action. The sports are really incorporated into the show; they're not just casually dropped in. And it's a guilty-pleasure show. You're going to want to find out what happens each week, because there's so many rich and juicy story lines. Trust me.''
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WHAT IT IS Teenager Joan (Amber Tamblyn) chats with God while her family wrestles with problems of their own.
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HIS PITCH ''I feel confident enough about the show to say, 'Invest an hour to just watch one episode.' You'll either get it or you won't. But this show has got the whole package. I know it's somewhat cliché to say it, but it has the capacity to make you laugh, to make you cry and make you think. Of all the shows on television, how many have the potential to do that? It's a real short list. And I will stake my entire reputation as an actor on the validity of that fact, that this show does that.''
8. John Magnum, ''Drew Carey's Green Screen''
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WHAT IT IS An improv comedy show in which actors perform before an animated backdrop
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HIS PITCH ''The reason you want to watch improv is because it's kind of a high-wire act. We could fall and bust our faces. We can fail. It's the ultimate form of reality TV. It's not like they cut it so everything works. If it's really bad, we'll keep it in.''
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It's tradition for candidates to come and sample the spaghetti offered at the fundraiser for the Cathedral School at Pompei. It's also tradition for the gathering to be a positive moment in a sometimes contentious campaign season.
"Both political parties are here, trying to keep the peace. And you can't fight over spaghetti. Unless you're family," said Father Daniel Caruso.
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Watkins Imitation Peanut Butter Flavoring???
Watkins Imitation Peanut Butter Flavoring???
Somehow this item landed in my grocery bag yesterday and I have no clue how it got there or what I can even do with it.
Any suggestions greatly appreciated here.
LOL I have no idea what that is. And I know some of watkins products.
Sounds like you were meant to try it. Do you make smoothies? You could add a few drops to a chocolate smoothie to give it a peanut butter cup flavor. That's all I can think of.
Well, I had never heard of it either and cannot imagine why they would make such a product....but maybe it tastes good.
I'm debating on opening it and trying it. The smoothie idea is a good one.
I suppose I could use google--somehow I forgot about that. lol
Okay, so I found it on Amazon and with not so good reviews.
It says "Used in peanut butter cookies, hot chocolate, chocolate and other frostings, whipped topping, stir-fry, and Asian sauces"
But most reviews said it tasted strange....
If you do decide to taste it, I would appreciate knowing what you think of it. Not so much as your like/dislike but more about if it tastes like p-butter. Sometimes I use a tad of Loran pb oil in my peanut butter, but not real satisfied with that flavor. Any other comments/opinions will be appreciated also.
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I use it in protein ice cream and add it to peanut flour when I make peanut butter.
i'm interested in your opinion on its flavor, as well.
I, too, use Lorann from time to time, and while I kind of like it, I don't think it tastes like PB at all!
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Nigel--where did you buy this product? What store. I can't tell where you are located.
Where have you other folks seen it? I am in southern md. 2 hours south of D.C.
Thanks, helper
It smells and tastes more like peanut butter than the Da Vinci? or Torani? Peanut Butter SF syrup. I buy mine at Walmart.
Thanks, Yaz--
Hope my Walmart gets it but wont hold my breath.
I live in south Texas and I got it at HEB or at least that is the store where it landed in my bag.
You can find it on the watkins site or on amazon if you want to order it.
I still haven't tried it.
I saw Watkins vanilla at super walmart yesterday, if that helps anyone.
Yeah, I see their vanilla everywhere, but never have seen their PB. Didn't know it existed til you posted.
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Applied Energetics Announces Voluntary De-Listing From NASDAQ Capital Markets And Expects Its Shares To Be Quoted On The OTCBB And OTCQB Markets
TUCSON, Ariz., Dec. 15, 2011 /PRNewswire/ -- Applied Energetics, Inc., (NASDAQ: AERG), announced today that it has notified The NASDAQ Stock Market LLC ("NASDAQ") of its intent to delist its common stock from The NASDAQ Capital Markets at the opening of business on December 21, 2011 and that a market maker for the Company's stock has filed an application with the Financial Industry Regulation Authority (FINRA) to list the Company's stock on the OTC Bulletin Board (OTCBB) effective December 21, 2011. The Company's stock will also be eligible for immediate trading on the OTCQB tier of OTC Markets commencing on December 21, 2011. The OTCQB is a market tier for OTC-traded companies that are registered and reporting with the Securities and Exchange Commission. The Company has also been advised that its shares will trade under the symbol AERG. Investors will be able to view real-time stock quotes for AERG at www.otcmarkets.com
On December 12, 2011, the Company received a notification from the NASDAQ stating Applied Energetics has not regained compliance with NASDAQ's Listing Rule 5500(a)(2), which requires that the bid price of a common share listed on The NASDAQ Capital Market close at a minimum of $1.00 per share within the 180 calendar day grace period ending December 9, 2011. NASDAQ's notice indicated Applied Energetics common shares will be de-listed at the opening of business on December 21, 2011.
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The Jerk
|The Jerk
Theatrical release poster
|Directed by
|Carl Reiner
|Produced by
|David V. Picker
William E. McEuen
|Written by
|Steve Martin
Carl Gottlieb
Michael Elias
|Steve Martin
Bernadette Peters
M. Emmet Walsh
Jackie Mason
Dick O'Neill
Mabel King
|Music by
|Jack Elliott
|Victor J. Kemper
|Edited by
|Bud Molin
Ron Spang
|Distributed by
|Universal Pictures
Release dates
Running time
|94 minutes
|United States
|$4 million[1]
|Box office
The Jerk is a 1979 American comedy film. Directed by Carl Reiner, the film was written by Steve Martin, Carl Gottlieb and Michael Elias. This was Steve Martin's first starring role in a feature film. The film also features Bernadette Peters, M. Emmet Walsh, and Jackie Mason.
The film begins with Navin R. Johnson (Steve Martin), a befuddled homeless simpleton, directly addressing the camera and telling his story. He is the adopted white son of black sharecroppers, who grows to adulthood naïvely unaware of his obvious adoption. He stands out in his family not just because of his skin color, but also because of his utter lack of rhythm when his adopted family plays spirited blues music. He is teased (although gently) by his brothers for liking stereotypical white food and he admits to not really liking the blues music his family dances to. One night, he hears the staid and starchy Roger Wolfe Kahn Orchestra song called "Crazy Rhythm" on the radio and his feet spontaneously begin to move with the urge to dance; he sees this as a calling and decides to hitchhike to St. Louis, from where the song was broadcast. On the way, he stops at a motel, where a dog wakes him up by barking at his door. Navin thinks the dog is trying to warn of a fire and decides to name the dog "Lifesaver." He wakes up the other hotel guests to rescue them, but when everyone realizes it was a false alarm, one of the guests angrily suggests he call the dog "Shithead," ("Stupid" in edited version) which Navin takes literally.
Navin gets a job (and a place to sleep) at a gas station owned by Mr. Harry Hartounian (Jackie Mason). He's thrilled to find that he's listed in the local phone book, as his name is "in print" for the first time. Not long after, a gun-wielding lunatic (M. Emmet Walsh) randomly flips through the phone book and picks "Johnson, Navin R." as his next victim. As the madman watches through his rifle scope, waiting for a clear shot, Navin fixes the slippery glasses of a customer, Stan Fox (Bill Macy), by adding a handle and a nose brake. Fox offers to split the profits 50/50 with Navin if he can market the invention, then departs. Seizing his chance, the crazed sniper tries to kill Navin, but fails, hitting the oil cans in the station window and a soft-drink machine. The lunatic chases Navin to a traveling carnival, where Navin hides out, eventually getting a job with SJM Fiesta Shows as a weight guesser. While employed there, Navin meets an intimidating daredevil biker named Patty Bernstein (Catlin Adams) and has a sexual relationship with her, finally realizing what his "special purpose" (his mother's euphemism for his penis) is for. He then meets a woman named Marie (Bernadette Peters) and arranges a date with her. Patty confronts them, but Marie knocks her out. While courting, Navin and Marie walk along the beach and sing "Tonight You Belong to Me", with Navin playing the ukulele and Marie on the cornet. Navin and Marie fall in love, but Marie reluctantly decides to leave him because of his lack of financial security. She writes a note and slips out while Navin is in the bath. The note is given to him by the madman, who explains to Navin that he was just upset because he had a bad marriage and just quit smoking and now works as a private detective.
At an emotional and financial low, Navin is soon contacted by Stan Fox with exciting news: His glasses invention, now called the Opti-Grab, is selling big and he's entitled to half of the profits. Now extremely rich, he finds and marries Marie, and they buy an extravagant mansion. Their life becomes one of splendor and non-stop partying. However, motion-picture director Carl Reiner (playing himself) files a class action lawsuit against Navin. Reiner claims that the Opti-Grab caused his eyes to be crossed and his resulting poor vision caused the death of a stunt driver in the film he was directing. Nearly 10 million other people have the same vision complaint (including the judge and jury foreman), and are awarded $10 million. Navin sends out each cheque individually and unkindly criticises Marie. She tells him she misses how they were originally, before he got rich. Furious, Navin storms out, picking up random objects from around the room as he goes, saying he doesn't need anything except this, and this and this. (The picture used for the film poster and DVD is of Navin holding the random things he picks up during his exit.) He leaves with the words "What do you think I am? Some kind of jerk?"
Navin is now alone and poor, living on the streets. His story now told, he resigns himself to a life of misery and memories of Marie, but to his joy and amazement, she suddenly appears, along with Navin's family, to take him home. There's more good news: Having carefully invested the small sums of money he sent home throughout the film, his family have become wealthy themselves. They pick him up off the street, and he and Marie move back home into the Johnsons' new house — a much larger but identical version of their old, small shack.
The story ends with the entire family dancing on the porch and singing "Pick a Bale of Cotton", with Navin dancing along, now having gained perfect rhythm.
- Steve Martin as Navin R. Johnson / Cat Juggler
- Bernadette Peters as Marie Kimble Johnson
- M. Emmet Walsh as Madman
- Jackie Mason as Harry Hartounian
- Dick O'Neill as Frosty
- Mabel King as Mother
- Richard Ward as Father
- Bill Macy as Stan Fox
- Catlin Adams as Patty Bernstein
- Maurice Evans as Hobart
- Helena Carroll as Hester
- Ren Woods as Elvira Jonson
- Carl Gottlieb as Iron Balls McGinty
- Carl Reiner as Himself
- Rob Reiner (uncredited) as truck driver picking up Navin
- Larry Hankin (uncredited) as circus hand
By 1977, comedian Steve Martin was experiencing wild success. He wished to crossover to a film career, believing it promised more longevity.[3] Basing his film proposal on a line from his act — "It wasn't always easy for me; I was born a poor black child" — he fleshed out his ideas into a series of notes he intended to deliver to studios. With confidence in his budding standup career, he imagined it would not be difficult to break into Hollywood. Instead, he found it more difficult than expected.[3] Bill McEuen was acquainted with Paramount Pictures president David Picker, and passed along his notes, which the studio read carefully. It described a series of odd jobs lead character "Steve" would hold in his saga, but Paramount passed on the project.[4] Picker moved to Universal Studios around this time, and moved the film along with him. Martin was able to pick which director he wanted to work with, and chose Carl Reiner, famous for his work on The Dick Van Dyke Show.[5] The duo met constantly, and the film's title grew out of their conversations: "It needs to be something short, yet have the feeling of an epic tale," Martin remarked. "Like Dostoyevsky's The Idiot, but not that. Like The Jerk."[5]
Martin wrote the part of "Marie" with Bernadette Peters in mind.[6] He adapted several bits of his standup act to fit within the film, such as a monologue in which he emotionally exits a scene, remarking "I don't need anything," but nevertheless picking up each object he passes on his way out. [5] In co-writing the script with Carl Gottlieb and Michael Elias, their goal was to provide a laugh on each page of the screenplay.[7] In shooting the film, Reiner "ran a joyful set," according to Martin, with the cast and crew eating lunch together each day.[8] Martin's favorite moment of the film, as he detailed in his 2007 memoir Born Standing Up, was the scene in which he and Peters sing "Tonight You Belong to Me". Martin felt the moment was touching, and waited in anticipation at the film's premiere screening in St. Louis. Unfortunately, much of the audience left during the scene to buy more popcorn.[8]
A box office smash earning over $73 million[2] (making the movie the 9th highest-grossing of 1979) and produced on a modestly low budget of $4 million, The Jerk has been praised as not only one of Steve Martin's best comedic efforts, but also one of the funniest of all motion pictures: In 2000, readers of Total Film magazine voted The Jerk the 48th greatest comedy film of all time. This film is #20 on Bravo's "100 Funniest Movies" and #89 on AFI's 100 Years... 100 Laughs. Premiere magazine voted Steve Martin's performance of Navin Johnson #99 on their list, "The 100 Greatest Performances of All Time." It has an 84% approval rating on Rotten Tomatoes.[9] The website IGN ranked the film as the 10th top comedy film of all time.[10]
Critical response[edit]
The New York Times reviewer wrote that The Jerk "is by turns funny, vulgar and backhandedly clever, never more so than when it aspires to absolute stupidity. And Mr. Martin, who began his career with an arrow stuck through his head, has since developed a real genius for playing dumb... Even when it's crude — which is quite a lot of the time — it's not mean-spirited... Mr. Martin and his co-star, Bernadette Peters, work very sweetly together, even when they sing a duet of 'Tonight You Belong to Me,' carrying sweetness to what could easily have become an intolerable extreme."[11]
Awards and honors[edit]
American Film Institute recognition
- 2000: AFI's 100 Years... 100 Laughs #89
There was a 1984 TV movie sequel The Jerk, Too, starring Mark Blankfield as Navin (the Steve Martin role in the original), and it co-starred Woody Allen's one-time girlfriend Stacey Nelkin. It was produced, but not written by Steve Martin, and possibly intended as a pilot for a TV series.[12]
- ^ Chris Brummel (2010). "The Jerk". Retrieved April 2, 2013.
- ^ a b "Box Office Information for The Jerk". Box Office Mojo. Retrieved January 28, 2012.
- ^ a b Martin 2007, p. 188.
- ^ Martin 2007, p. 189.
- ^ a b c Martin 2007, p. 190.
- ^ Martin, Frank W."The Jerk Made Detractors Eat Crow" People Magazine, January 21, 1980
- ^ Martin 2007, p. 191.
- ^ a b Martin 2007, p. 192.
- ^ The Jerk - Rotten Tomatoes
- ^ Top 25 Comedies of All-Time, page 16
- ^ Maslin, Janet."Movie Review:'The Jerk'" The New York Times, December 14, 1979
- ^ Erik Davis, "Yes, These Exist: 'Splash Too' and 'The Jerk, Too'", Moviefone blog, 2010/04/02
- Martin, Steve (2007). Born Standing Up: A Comic's Life. Scribner. ISBN 978-1416553656.
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20 Ways To Get Rid
Of Joxer by PatR. - Story on the way. Should have it
Name Says it all
A New Dawn by Leapr
Xena's thoughts after Gabrielle falls into the pit with Hope.
Ab Initio - part one By Cruise
Part one, sequel to Indescretions.
Ab Initio II by Cruise
Sequel to "Indiscretions."
My Partner by Phantombard
A sweet vignette.
About that Kiss by Trish Kerr (Phopas)
Gabrielle and the amazons come to Xena's aid when she is captured
by Murphy
Continuing story
Acceptable Sacrifice by XMP
As Jett is making a sacrifice to Ares, Ares appears thinking it's Joxer. Even though Ares finally realizes it's not Joxer, he and Jett still have sex.
Accidental Find by Dark Xena
Janice's daughter Teddy makes a surprising discovery.
The Accused by Dyhanna
Gabrielle loosing her blood innocence in a different way and Xena desperately fighting to try to save her friend from the repercussions
Act As If by Joe Murphy
Xena and Gabrielle attend the wedding of Joxer and Meg
Act Three of
The Joxer Rebellion by Phil Hernandez
Xena and Gabrielle experience the impact of Joxer's actions in the Amazon village, and Joxer hires on as a merchant's guard, plus we get to visit the islands of Andros and Tinos.
and Reactions by Red Hope
Actions and Reactions is the opening story for the new Third Series. A short flash fiction on how Xena and Gabrielle confess their love after A Day in a Life.
Adventure of
a Lifetime by MomBard
Two women archaeologists travel back in time and meet their great ancestors, Xena and Gabrielle.
Adventures of Gabrielle (and some other person) by Claire Withercross
No summary at this time
Adventures In the Con Trade by Mil Toro
Gabrielle and Xena go to the SF Con to catch Alti's appearance and encounter an old apprentice of Xena's
Adventures in the Rewrite
Trade by Amazon
Otere seduces a sexy story out of Xena.
Adventure of
a Lifetime by MomBard
Two women archaeologists travel back in time and meet their great ancestors, Xena and Gabrielle.
Adventures of Batsky and Wordee by Bat Morda and WordWarior
Parody of the Xenaverse
The Adventures of
Young Ephiny: Coming of Age by L. Fox
A wonderful story about a young Ephiny, and the trials and tribulations that come with being an Amazon
The Adventures of Young
Ephiny: Alone by L.Fox
It is also a follow-up to the story The Adventures of Young Ephiny: Coming of Age…...
Adventures in the Rewrite Trade by Amazon
Otere seduces a sexy story out of Xena.
Adverse Reactions by Shea
Gabrielle develops a mysterious illness that only Xena can cure.
The Aegis by Rachel Staples (Rachel2)
Janice and Mel search for more scrolls and Zeus' shield *recommended by CN*
An Affair To Remember
by Scarlette Skye and Randi DuMois
Zeus gives Ares permission to kill Hercules' greatest follower, Iolaus, but Ares does not have permission to kill any of Hercules' lovers. Hercules manages to protect Xena, with the help of Xena and Joxer
The African Queen by Bibbit
King Solomon calls for Xena to help protect a neighboring ruler.
After By Lace
Sequel to Release Me, takes place the following morning, with Gabrielle having to disarm Xena's fears about how Gabrielle will now feel about her.
After All These Years by T.Novan
What happens when Gabrielle believes Xena to be lost to her forever. Xena has been missing for eight years and Gabrielle's about to take another Amazon as her consort
After Amphipolis
by Charmer
This serious, dark story explores the relationship between the birth of Eve and Hope's mission
Eros by WrshpXena
Recounts the events following the ep 'Comedy of Eros', in which a certain warrior discovers very real feelings for her companion.
After I Died by J.S. Stephens
Set after the episode 'Is There A Doctor In The House' Gabrielle and Xena talk about friendship
Midnight by firefly
Janice is in a romantic mood.
After the Bath
by Erato Bard
LaoMa and Xena's coupling
After the Bitter Suite
by Bluesong
(Warning: Violence and sexual assault) The Amazons hire a band of mercenaries to capture Xena but don't know that even they have a motive for capturing the Warrior Princess
After The Cave by Ri
Set after the events in the Abyss, Xena and Gabrielle talk about Hope.
After the Crucifixion by Alan Plessinger
Despite Gabrielle's best efforts, Hades must part Xena and Gabrielle after their deaths. Gabrielle is desparate to join her partner in Tartarus if need be
After the Crusade
by Marion Tuttle
Xena and Gabby deal with the aftershock of Najara. *recommended by CN Winters*
After The Game's End by Velvet
After her death, Ephiny travels to the Land of the Dead and helps Cyane come to terms with her own past.
The Flames by K.M. McHugh
This story begins where "A Family Affair" left off. Xena and Gabrielle take their friendhip to a new level.
After The Glitter
by Sam Ruskin
Continuation of In Her Dreams and Telling Secrets.
After The
Honeymoon by Donna E. Trifilo and Catherine M. Wilson
Hilarious adventures of Xena and Gabrielle involving a catalogue of ...toys..... and what they order from it....*recommended by Absinthe
After The Pain by Tragedy88
After Dahak, Gabrielle returns home but finds out without Xena her life is meaningless.
After The Return by Marion Tuttle
Set after the episode 'Sacrifice' Gabrielle and Xena find love.
the Siege by UDK_Bard
A playful little vignette where Gabrielle wants Xena to explain her comments at the end of the episode "Amphipolis Under Siege". PG 13-15 maybe.
After the
Sunset by Caria M. Gilles
A post FIN story
the Volcano by Mary Morgan
A man with a grudge runs into the young bard at a difficult time
by Lace Priest
Sequel to Release.
Aftermath by Georgia
Joxer realizes that Gabrielle loves Xena and not him as he faces the Bard's death.
Aftermath by Pink Rabbit Productions
Follow up to 'The Deliverer'.
by rstlshart
No summary at this time
The Aftermath by Janys
Events following Gabrielle's queenhood and Xena's 're-birth'
The Tree Of Life by XWP Fanatic
Set in the Hercules "Armageddon Now" timeline, Gabrielle is an insurrectionist who survives being captured and hung on a cross only to end up as a personal attendant for Xena The Conqueror. *recommended by Absinthe*
and Passage by Rickey
Sequel to Jett's Revenge, takes place several months later. When Jett returns to have sex with Gabrielle, Xena also gets into the act.
Aftermath of the Angels
Alan Plessinger
Xena and Gabrielle mull over the lessons they each learned while on the Other Side. Contains spoilers for Fallen Angel.
Break by Towandababe
Xena and Gabrielle enjoy an afternoon of fun and loving.
Break - Part Deux by TowandaBabe
Continuation of the Ground Rules series.
Afternoon Delight by Minerva
Xena comes home late from a hard day and Gabrielle takes it upon herself to relax her . . .
Aftershock by Tymedancer
Xena, Joxer, and Ares team up to defeat Hope.
by JoeyRZ
Sequel to Misunderstood. Ares has erased Joxer's memory of the forced sex they had, so the lovers are back together. Ares, however, hasn't forgotten.
Afterthoughts by Ryder
Fantasies through Xena and Gabrielle's eyes
Afterthoughts by BJ O'Donnell
Gabrielle's thoughts after OAAA.
Agony by TZ and Silk
Xena's agony over her desire for Gabrielle overcomes her restraint.
Aidan's Garden
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Xena and Gabrielle are mysteriously back in Aidan's Garden; Alti answers a personal ad.
by Sarah Miller
Sequel to "Certain Skills." Three years later after Xena's death, Gabrielle struggles to do be the best Queen she can. During an Amazon tribute to Artemis, Gabrielle meets an Amazon named Alex.
Alice's Alternative by Puckster
Valaska is back in the 21st century and it's up to Xena and Gabby to stop her
All Bets Off by Themiscrya
On a drunken bet, an old friend of Xena challenges that she can seduce the bard*recommended by CN*
All But The Heart by
A restless Conqueror on a quest to regain the spark that drove her for so many years finds more than she ever dared to dream of in a simple farm boy and an Amazon Queen.
All I Ever Wanted Was You by Nene Adams
Xena is haunted by the ghost of an old lover who wants her back.
All In A Year's Work-Winter by L. Fox
A lifelong friend of Gabby's relates a tale from the bard's deathbed.
All In A Year's Work-Spring by L. Fox
An old enemy of Xena's heads a raging army and she must rally forces to stop them.
All The Better Than One by Blade Mast
Xena and Autolycus have need of a bard, but Gabrielle is in Poteidaia with Perdicus.
All Souls Night by Joseph Connell
Gabrielle as the child of Bacchus
All's Fair In Love... by Fu Bard
Aphrodite and Cupid settle a bet concerning Xena and Gabrielle's love life.
All's Fair in Love and War by Five Bards Temporary Link. If you know a permanent one please email us.
How far will Gabby go to get Xena the warlord to change her ways?
Fair in Love and War by Jheran McAlister
Ares needs a mortal's love--Joxer's, but Joxer only wants to be with Autolycus.
Hallow's Eve by L. Crystal Michallet
Xena decides to play a joke on Gabrielle during Samhain only to have the joke played back on her by a few 'little people'.
or Nothing by Kelly
In a PWP, Hercules' brother, Iphicles, learns to serve his new master as a love slave.
All That Matters by CN Winters
Xena's thoughts on why she loves Gabrielle during the birthday party in "Takes One to Know One"
All The Colors Of The World by Vivian Darkbloom
Janice and Mel go over another scroll about Gabrielle's role with the amazons
The Time In The World by Ri
Author's note: I am borrowing the characters from Xena to work some issues from the episode, Between The Lines. A few little loose ends that I needed to work out after I saw it.
All You Need Is Love by TZ
Aphrodite has a few surprising revelations to share with Gabrielle.
Alone by Starwarrior
After the rift, Xena sends Gabby away
Alternative Fan Fiction Cliche List by Bongo Bear et al
Title says it All.*recommended by CN*
Alternatives Of The Heart by Lyssa
Xena, filled with battle lust, returns to Gabrielle
Always by
The sequel to the post FIN story "Never". summary: Gabrielle is still on the ship that is headed to new shores....new beginnings. But sometimes waking up alone is the hardest part...
Gabrielle by Verrath
It's another Tell-Me-companion, set about a year after "Remember When, Gabrielle".
Amandi by
Xena and Gabrielle attend the Feast of Demeter in Athens.
The Amazons' Boy by
Traveling to the Amazons, Xena and Gabrielle encounter an old acquaintance of the warrior and soon both of their lives, and the faith of the Amazon Nation are at stake.
Amazon.Come by MaryE
Xena is frustrated as Gabrielle doesn't want to be intimate while in the Amazon village, worried about her queenly "dignity"
Amazon Dawn by Klancy7
Artemis delays the dawn to help Xena and Ephiny undo the effects of sorcery on the Amazon village
Encounter by Anne Azel
Summary pending
Amazon Nation: Series by shadowdancer
Short vignette with Solari and Eponin.
Amazon Queen: Series by L. M. Townsend
Summary pending
Amazon Tea Party by
Larisa .
Gabrielle and Xena must deal with two very, um, frustrated Amazons.
Truths by Shana and Kye
Part 20 of The Xena and Gabrielle XXX Scrolls. Xena and Gabrielle learn they've both been keeping secrets about what happened the first time they met up with Ephiny's tribe. Extremely explicit.
Warrior...Bard by T. Novan
Gabrielle decides her pregnant warrior needs a night at the inn.
Amazon Warrior Princess by Ashley
No summary at this time
The Amazon Way
by Rachel Hahn
So just what were Ephiny, Solari and Eponin like when they were younger?
The Amazons' Boy by
Traveling to the Amazons, Xena and Gabrielle encounter an old acquaintance of the warrior and soon both of their lives, and the faith of the Amazon Nation are at stake
Amazon's Breast by lucath
Xena and Gabrielle help Ephiny out of an uncomfortable situation with engorged breasts
Amazons of Dahomey
by Susan Smith
'Newlyweds' Xena and Gabby have to battle a deadly power play.
Among Friends by Katrina
Sequel to 'Matchmaker'. Gabrielle tries to change outdated amazon laws
The Amulet
by D. J. Belt
Xena and Gabrielle are enlisted by the goddess Artemis to join an old acquaintance of Xena's on a mission to unravel a dark mystery involving the missing remnants of the Amazon nation.
The Amphipolis Expedition by Felioness (Alt)
Uber. A young doctor, Brie, gets an assignment to colonize a distant planet with Commander Xandra
An Amazons Honor by Moonwarrior
Gabby and Xena are joined after rescuing Queen Melosa
in My Eyes by Paully Adams
It is a love story told from Gabrielle's point of view.
An Answer by Sara
Follows the episode Motherhood. Gabrielle and Xena sort out their feelings,with an assist from Eve and Aphrodite. Sweet vignettes
Audience of One by thamiris
Joxer becomes Ares' personal voyeur, and watches as Caesar leads the god down a path of degradation.
An Average Night by A. Nony Mouse - Story Lost - Please Email new link if you have it.
Xena and Gabrielle play with toys by the campfire.
Awakening - Discovery by Hunter Ash
Gabrielle learns some truths about her past and some surprises.
An Awakening
Series 3: Amazon Bonding part 1 by Hunter Ash
Summary unavailable.
An Awakening
Series 3: Amazon Bonding part 2 by Hunter Ash
Summary unavailable.
An Awakening
Series 3: Amazon Bonding - Gabrielle part 1 by Hunter Ash
Summary unavailable.
An Awakening
Series 3: Amazon Bonding - Gabrielle part 2 by Hunter Ash
Summary unavailable.
An Awakening Series
5: Trial of a Roman, Trial of a Couple by Hunter Ash
Summary unavailable
An Awakening
Series 7: Reunited by Hunter Ash
Summary unavailable.
An Awakening: Part 8
- Ides of March by Hunter Ash
The Amazons have been attacked and some taken prisoner, Gabrielle and Xena must figure a way to get them out of Rome before the Ides of March. There's one problem, Caesar and his crosses are waiting for them.
An Awakening: Part
10 - Even With Ares- by Hunter Ash
Continuing story
An Awakening: Part
11 - Settling With Brutus by Hunter Ash
Continuing story
An Awakening
part 12: Darkness Awakening by Hunter Ash
Continuing story
Awakening: Part 13 - Amazons of the North by Hunter Ash
Xena and Gabrielle take the family to meet with the Northern Amazons and have Sasha recognised as Gabriells heir. Xena must submit to these Amazons for her crimes against this tribe in the past.
An Awakening Part
XIV- Amazon
Darkness: by Hunter Ash
This is the fourteenth part in the Awakening series.
An Awakening -
Part 15 - Wild Hunt by Hunter Ash
Continuing story
Awakening XVI by Hunter Ash
Continuing Story Part 16
An Awakening Part
19: Death and Rain by Hunter Ash
Continuing story: Passing through a village becomes difficult when Gabrielle becomes trapped in a village struck with plague or worse.
An Awakening Part
20: Beowulf and Grendel by Hunter Ash
Continuing story: Xena and Gabrielle travel North with two Amazons to rectify one of Xena's past mistakes and meets Beowulf, the Viking warrior
An Awakening Part
21: Nightstalkers by Hunter Ash
Continuing story.
An Awakening:
Blood Darkness (Part 22) by Hunter Ash
Continuing story
An Awakening
Part 25 - Northern Scrolls by Hunter Ash
Continuing story
An Embarrassment of Amazons by Penthesilia
Xena gets a surprise visit and some help from a group of little Amazons (Amazon)
An Evening Alone by Sara Brill
Gabrielle and Xena make their feelings known to one another. (very short)
An Imaginary Conversation by Dina Temporary Link. If you know a permanent one please email us.
Xena and Gabrielle teach Lucy and Renee how to add subtext
An Immortal's Redemption by G. L. Dartt
Sequel to 'Unicorn'. Callisto falls in love with an immortal
An Interview with Xena
Amphipolis by Toutfolie
Xena Amphipolis, the actress who plays Lucy Lawless is interviewed.
Unlikely Pair by Adult Xena RPG Mailing List
Callisto finds comfort in Aphrodite. This story is from a role playing game where each character has written in their own parts
And A
Nightingale... by The Fallen
Janice and Mel come together with unexpected results.
It's Only Love by Kamouraskan
Gabrielle talks Xena into returning a young boy to his mother.
And One Day, The Chick
Will Take Flight by The Uberscribbler
Fourth story in the "Big Surprises" series.
And 'Round We Go-Again
by Cath, Bard
Post FIN2 story. Contains Spoiler.
And We Did by FlyBigD
A little interlude with Xena and Gabrielle at an Inn with musical accompaniment.
Ananke's Children by Amazon
Callisto finds a lover to help her get over Xena.
Ancient Amazon Secrets by Dreamweaver
A small romp in the Amazon Village makes a warrior and bard very happy.
Ancient Law by
An old amazon law requires the queen to find a consort, and Xena must make it in time to be the one.
Ancient Secrets by
No summary at this time
And A Nightingale... by The Fallen
Sequel to 'Who was going to miss an Angel or Two Anyway'. Janice meets Mel once more (very dark)
And Baby Makes...by J S Stephens
Gabrielle is pregnant and Xena decides that a visit to Potedaia is in order...and finds herself face to face with Perdicas' family and friends, who are demanding vengeance for his death. (The sequel to "Armageddon", this is a Xena the Conqueror story.)
And Baby
Makes... (2) by Carole Giorgio
This new story is Not a continuation of the New Beginnings series - even though it seems like it is because it starts where the series left off, but this will be either a stand alone or a mini series in and of itself (if I continue on after the birth.)
And Fair Truth by de Bonheur
Xena believes that Gabrielle has been unfaithful*recommended by CN Winters*
From A Grape . . . Came A Seed by Lead Fox
Summary pending
And Gabby Makes
Three by Kat
Xena's pregnancy has put a strain on her relationship with Gabrielle.
And I think of Her.. by Zealander1
Xena's thoughts while making love to Gabrielle
And I Wait by Rosemary
A sweet first time story by the campfire.
And It Continued with a Skunk by Alexiares
Sequel to It All Began with a Trout
It's Only Love by Kamouraskan
Gabrielle talks Xena into returning a young boy to his mother.
And One to Grow On by Candace Chellew
Xena introduces Gabrielle to a new birthday custom.
And Sensitive Chats II
by Kamouraskan
Sequel to Sensitive Chats.
And Still She Follows by Cousin Liz
Xena's battle lust and Gabrielle's cure *recommended by CN Winters*
And The Walls
Came Down by Archaeobard
Janice has to deal with her feelings for Mel after the Southerner turns up at the university where she is working, many months after they split in Macedonia.
And Then There Were Two by Crys
Xena and Gabrielle track Caesars army - but is it?
And You Can Have This Heart to Break . . . by Kelley Piper
When Xena's past seems to be repeating itself, she is forced to let Gabrielle make the most important decision of their lives.
Angels Dancing: A Blood and
Roses Tale by sHaYcH
Set in the Blood and Roses alternate Xenaverse, Xena and Gabrielle recall the day Xena died. Xena then tells Gabrielle about her rebirth so that they could be reunited.
Channeling by KitKat
Strife helps Cupid deal with his rage.
The Angry
Man by Rab Donald
Xena and Gabrielle have to deal with an angry Spartan soldier.
Anguish by Zealander1
Xena's thoughts on Gabrielle's wedding night
Anniversary by Rosemary
Xena and Gabrielle celebrate after 8 years together.
Anniversary Song by
Set before Antony & Cleopatra. As they try to reconnect, Xena and Gabrielle compare their taste in men and how they mirror their own characteristics -- and are the opposite of what attracts them in women.
Another Amazon Princess by My Osage
Can Gabrielle, a content, competent Amazon Princess and Xena, every amazon's fantasy, ignore their instant mutual attraction? I think not.
Another Beginning by S.Derkins
Take off of 'BTDT'
Another Begins
by T Novan
In part 100 of the Raising Melosa series, Mel has her joining ceremony. The end of Raising Melosa and the beginning of her Legends Legacy series.
Another Chance
by Nalysia
Picking up where Welcome Home left off, Xena sees that she has not been treating Gabrielle very well and wants to change that. Will Gabrielle be willing to give her another chance?
Another Clip Show
by Alan Plessinger
Xena is injured and loses her memory. Gabrielle helps her regain her past. Contains flashbacks to several episodes.
Day Begins by HonorH
After "Motherhood," Xena and Gabrielle reflect on what's happened between them.
Another Day in the Life
(a.k.a. How Gabrielle Got Her Pink Nighty) by Barbara Davies
In which Xena and Gabrielle face yet another giant...and Gabrielle acquires a new nighty.
Another Day In The Life
by Jay
What happens when a grouchy Warrior Princess with insomnia and her long-suffering sidekick stumble across some alternative XWP fanfic? Set after the end of season five.
One of Those Nights by Rab Donald
Summary pending.
Another Quest
by Red Hope
No summary at this time.
Another Solstice
by Cath Bard
While traveling to Amphipolis for the holiday, Xena and Gabrielle helpa town struck with Black Fever.
Xena by Shadowdancer
Xena and Gabrielle come to the aid of an amazon tribe.
Answers by sHaYcH
Sequel to 'Questions'. Xena finds Gabrielle's scroll
The Antonius
Situation by CJ Wells
In a sequel to her earlier Conqueror stories, Xena frees Gabrielle and then goes off to fight Mark Antony. Will she still be a gentle lover or will she return as the "beast"?
Anybody Listening?
by Harpy
Xena and Gabrielle are snowed in and avoid talking about what's on their minds.
Anyone for a
Swim? By Euphonius [slash-m/m]
As the result of a sea voyage, Euphonius is reunited with someone he never expected to see again. Seventh part of the The Euphonius Scrolls series.
Anything by Suzar
Xena and Gabby spend some quality time together on a ship after serperating for a treaty signing.
Aphrodesiac By Cecil
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one please email us.
Ares' latest plot to get Gabrielle goes worong as he puts Aphrodite's newest love potion in Gabrielle's water skin and those that take a drink are Gabrielle, and then Hercules and Iolas.
Aphrodite's Apothegm by L. Anne Clark
Evening interlude.
Aphrodite's Catch by Charmer
Gabby is upset with Aprodite's interest in Xena
Aphrodite's Got A
Secret by Lena
Taking place after the episode Motherhood, this story takes on the "what if..."
Aphrodite's Gift by My OSage
Dite offers the girls a gift that helps them find love with each other.
Apotheosis by Joan the English Chick
Ares kidnaps a child and Xena and Gabby help the mother
The Apprentice by Bel-wah
Xena and Gabrielle meet an aquaintance of Xena's former warlord years.
Arcady Damned by de Bonheur
Ephiny's first love.*recommended by CN*
WARRIORS, AND BARDS, OH MY! by Verda Foster
Ever wonder what happened to Mel when Xena took over her body in the XENA SCROLLS? Your questions will be answered in this clever story that finds Mel in a rather compromising position in more ways than one as she gets up close and personal with a certain ancient bard and has to deal with the infamous reputation of her deadly ancestor.
Aren't you too...
by GabTBard
Gabby tells the story of how people knew about the love Xena and she shared before they did.
Ares' Game by M. Pappas
Xena is haunted by bad dreams about Gabrielle
Ares' Gift by Lena
Gabrielle takes care of Xena after she is attacked. Warning this story does contain rape and its aftermath
Ares: Goddess
of War by Murphy
As punishment for messing with mankind, Zeus turns Ares into a woman.
Last Sword by Patricia Winterburn
Authors note: It was with sadness that I learned of the passing of Kevin Smith Feb. 16/02. I scrapped every story I was working on and decided to write one for him as Ares God of War. You will be missed.
Ares on
Ares by Aly
To win a bet with Cupid, the Alternative Universe Ares (God of love) has to have sex with this Universe's Ares.
Ares' Plan
By Cris and Amy
Ares thought he had a brilliant plan to get Xena back but that plan backfires with some humorous results.
Ares' Prize, Callisto's Revenge, Ruler Of Nations, Xena's Hop by Brianna
Series of short stories from Xena and Gabby's points of view
with a Cherry on Top by Oshun Anat
Strife and Cupid use Ares to try to decide which ice cream topping is best with sex.
Arex by
Continuing story
Cargo by badbard
Rather sick of being 'ridden' by Xena AND Gabby, Argo tries out life as a human.
Argo's Protest by Moonwarrior
The mare's thoughts of her mistress and the bard
Arguing on the Ides by JadeCB
Armageddon Tired of Conquering
by Joanna
A humorous look at Xena the Conqueror.Complete.
The Arms of Consolation
by Mary O'Merta
Xena, Joxer, Hercules, and Iolaus are spending the night when an old friend shows up. Iolus decides to flurt with her to drive Herc wild and he (Iolaus) and Gennea wind up spending a wild night together.
As Darkness Fell by Domenica
Gabrielle gives Xena an ultimatum - treat her better or she's gone
As He Slept by D. S. Bauden
Interesting twist on X and G first-time stories...the "he" of the title is Perdicus on the wedding night.
As It Should Be by CN
Gabrielle's musings as Xena makes love to her at an amazon festival
As Long As Earth Endures by Bracer
Xena, Gabrielle and the amazons help Meleager save a cult of women from slavers.
As Long As You Follow by Kelley Piper
Continuing after "I Will Never Be the Same", Xena and Gabrielle arrive at the Amazon village to discover that they have been betrayed by a rebel and are taken to be sold as slaves.
As Much
a Part by Euphonius
Fourth part of the The Euphonius Scrolls series. Euphonius discovers what it truly means to oppose Dahak, when Iolaus comes to town to visit the original Iolaus' mother..
As The Bard Squirms by Wildbard
Xena and Gabrielle have a private party before joining the Amazons for the Dionysus festival
As She Sleeps by
Casey's musings the night before her wedding to Beth. Part of an on-going uber series
As The Candle Burns by Dark Angel
The sequel to The Price of Silence. Xena learns some things during her two candlemarks of pleasure with the blonde prostitute. Explicit.
As We Give
Thanks by WLMcCord
Set after Season 5's Chakram, Xena and Gabrielle talk about their death and rekindle their relationship
As You Desire
Me by PatR.
Janice and Mel meet in the states for a little whips and bondage. *recommended by CN*
As The
Stomach Turns by Claire Withercross
Gabrielle has a recurring problem...
by Penumbra
Tells the eternal tale of betrayal, love and distrust as the forces of the nation of Hellas shift with the volatility of the screaming wind. The Conqueror is lost, in herself and in her sorrow, but can she be found? Sequel to Penance and Blood Meridian
Ashes by
Cyane's story
Ashes on the Wind by Jim
This sequel to The Will of the Lion completes the Battle of Zama Ridge.
Ask Solari by Mary E. Terrell
Solari has been hired as the new advice columnist for the Athenian Times.
Assassin by Amazon Moon
Callisto tries to corrupt a young woman into killing Gabrielle.
Assumptions by Culprit
Xena and Gabby try to rescue a kidnapped princess
Aspen's Child by Culprit
Xena finds a child only she can see
Assassin, Oracle, Bard. by Bat Morda
Gabby's got two look-a-likes and one is out to kill her
Assassins by Della Street
Xena is hunted and the duo must find out who it is before it's too late
Astarte in
your Life by Rab Donald
Xena and Gabrielle become lost in thick woods and find shelter in an abandoned Temple of Astarte. (Phoenician Goddess of Love) Trapped by an old adversary, Xena discovers that her companion has resourcefulness and skills ....as well as love.
Asunder OH by Lizzy/Tendre (N10DRE2)
The king of Mecedon needs Xena's help
At A Distance by Melissa Good
Gabby must stay with the amazons as their queen while Xena visits her mom
At the Crossroads
(Complete) by Medora MacD
Set in early Season Three, before Dahak and the Rift stories.
At What Cost by TZ
Xena petitions the gods for Gabrielle's life.
Is Coming by Jackie F
In this sequel to An Intimate Conversation, Ares offers to help Xena defeat a vengeful Athena
of the 50 Ft Bard - part 1 by Djwp
Has Gabrielle gotten too big for her britches? Will Xena have her hands full? Hell hath no fury like a 50 Ft Bard scorned!
Attendants by Virginia Leonard
Xena and Gabby include the author in their latest adventure
Attraction by Jane (8thhouse) Temporary Link. If you know a permanent one please email us.
Gabby's one night stand with a village girl
(2) by Red Hope
The third story of the third series.Attraction begins directly after the episode The Horde and Xena and Gabrielle head to the Amazons. Xena at that point is hardly speaking to Gabrielle and the bard can't but help wonder why. They begin to fight and Gabrielle turns to Ephiny for help.
Shoppers by Lawlsfan
More misadventures for Xena and Gabrielle; this time while shopping.
Aversion Therapy by Chris M Temporary Link. If you know a permanent one please email us.
After yet another hostage situation, Xena decides Gabrielle has become too careless, knowing that she will always be rescued. Xena takes it upon herself to help Gabrielle "remember" the consequences. First time story.
Awakening by Anita Louise
Sea is tormented by her love of Gabrielle.
Awakenings by Friction
Xena and Gabrielle are abducted by a warlord, but the Amazons think Xena is at fault.
Away From Home - Part 1 by Muzza
Xena leaves Gabrielle in Poteidaia to visit a dying friend.
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