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Gossip Girl Round Table: "Memoirs of an Invisible Dan"by Steve Marsi at . Comments
Welcome to another Gossip Girl Round Table discussion! Below, our panel breaks down the most recent episode (see our official review from Monday night) of our favorite show in detail.
Below, TV Fanatic CEO Eric Hochberger (Gossip Guy), editor Steve Marsi (Mister Meester) and writers Courtney Morrison, Christina Tran and Leigh Raines talk "Memoirs of an Invisible Dan."
Weigh in with your take on the following topics after reading ours!
What was your favorite quote from the episode?
Courtney: Blair letting loose on Dan that "there is no us!" Leighton Meester continues to carry each episode (with the help of Lonely Boy of course).
Christina: Dan to Sabrina, I mean Serena: "If you can't tell the difference between what I did to Blair and what I did to you, then maybe your portrayal in the book is more accurate than you thought." Well said, Lonely Boy. And once again, S is ridiculously oblivious and narcissistic as ever.
Leigh: Dan to Chuck: "I'm guessing my dad's probably halfway through and Nate's probably on page 20." Because if that's not the most realistic thing ever said on this show... I don't know what is.
Steve: I'll mix it up and take a serious one - Blair telling Louis to start trusting her or let her go. Good for her. Yes, she's Blair Waldorf, a complicated girl on her best day and a shady one on her worst. But she means well, and she's been always honest with him ... well, except for that silly envelope.
Eric: Is this even a question? Pretty much everything when Chuck and Dan sat down to discuss the book. But the obvious winner? Chuck not having a problem with the suicide, just that it was a belt and not a scarf.
What surprised you most about Dan's book?
Courtney: Besides that it was at the top of the Amazon book list? That he would go as low as ripping his father. Serena, Blair, Chuck... they have all deserved it at some point, but his dad? Cold.
Christina: "Derek." I loved the look on Nate's face when Chuck informed him his character was meshed with Eric's.
Leigh: I was actually really surprised that he killed Chuck and the manner in which it happened. Erotic asphyxiation? What show is this? Nip/Tuck? (BTW re-watch if you don't realize that's what happened).
Steve: First I want to comment on what a great storyline this was overall. It really explored the characters in a way we haven't seen in some time. As for what surprised me most, probably that Dan had sex with Blair ... in his dreams. Come on Dan, we know you want to and all, but I thought the book was semi-autobiographical. Blending Nate and Eric came out of nowhere, too.
Eric: The the publicist told Dan to leave the beard, but didn't even comment on the muppet hair. No one doing promotion for anything would ever let him out of the house looking like that. Wait, how do they let Penn film Gossip Girl with that mop?
Who did Dan sell out hardest?
Courtney: Like I said before, Rufus... all the way. Who cares if Rufus really is a washed up rocker who married for money? He is his father. Besides Dan has no problem being a part of a world with money. And anyways, Rufus and Lily were together years earlier when he was still rocking with Lincoln Hawk. Definitely wouldn't say he married for money.
Christina: Nate. I, too, thought they were "best friends" and Nate was important enough to get his own character. Hats off to Nate, though, for throwing the biggest hissy fit of all of the characters. It was kind of cute and probably foreshadowing of Nate's de-friending of Dan.
Leigh: Selling out your own father who was your only friend next to Cedric the Cabbage Patch kid is really deep. Dan's smarter than to think Rufus only married Lily for money and that he's in any way a sellout.
Steve: Blair. He allegedly never intended this to be published, but to write that he had sex with his friend, who is now engaged to someone else? Even if we assume he took creative license, that's still pushing it. And if by some chance it did happen (last night didn't make it seem like it), then he really sold her out.
Eric: RUFUS! I mean, he didn't say anything worse than our Round Table has been saying about the washed up has been. But from your own son? That burns harder than Gossip Guy. Whatever happened to the dude?
Most difficult to believe: Dan being #4 on Amazon, no one besides Chuck bothering to read the book, or Serena's reputation being hurt at work over a fictional character?
Courtney: I agree with Christina. There is no way that Daniel Day-Lewis, an Oscar winner, would even know about the newest UES scandal book. Or even more that an assistant at the company was a character in it and that was what turned him off.
Christina: Definitely Serena's "reputation" or the lack thereof ... As if Daniel Day-Lewis would give a crap about the UES.
Leigh: Is there any doubt it was the Daniel Day Lewis situation? I mean c'mon writers, at least pick an actor who might actually give a crap. And by actor, I mean a real housewife.
Steve: For argument's sake, the fact that none of the crew besides Chuck was even a little curious. Okay, Nate's just a slow reader, but Blair and Serena openly eschewed the book. Given their respective roles in Dan's life, wouldn't you think they'd be clamoring to read how he portrayed them?
Eric: Yeah I agree with everyone on Serena's rep and Daniel Day Lewis. Beyond silly. Besides, I personally would buy enough copies of Inside to make it to #4.
Everyone hates him now, but who will be the first to become friends with Dan again?
Courtney: Well it definitely isn't going to be Nate!! Chuck isn't mad at him so at least he has one person who is sort of his friend. Blair will be the first to return to his side. These two have become really good friends who need each other. Blair is not about to embark on her pregnancy journey without Lonely Boy and his Netflix.
Christina: Blair, always the damsel in distress, will be the first to forgive and forget. She seemingly always gets over things fairly quickly. As of late, Dan has been her shoulder to lean on and lap to cry on, so she needs to get over this novel fiasco fast and be there for Dan as he has been there for her in recent crummy times.
Leigh: Blair will need him. Otherwise I'd say Nate because Dan could buy him a bag of weed and an ice cream cone and everything would be gravy.
Steve: Nate. Considering how Serena and Rufus were eviscerated and Chuck died alone, he'll come to realize that being an irrelevant gay player wasn't so bad.
Eric: Duh, Serena. Not out of true friendship, but the girl has some movie rights to secure. Who wouldn't fall for those legs?
Are Chuck and Blair destined to be together?
Courtney: These two used to be perfect for each other because they were scandalous and always up to something. They were a "get what we want when we want it" type couple. But since their time apart, they both have grown up and matured... for the most part. I think they are even better for each other now than before. So in one word... yes!
Christina: Haven't you heard, "love's an excuse to get hurt"? Speaking on behalf of all Chair fans, my response is: of course Chuck and Blair are destined to be together!
Leigh: This is a loaded question considering how passionate some of our readers are. However I've never wavered from my stance on Team Chair.
Steve: The show certainly took that direction last night, didn't it? I think Dan and Blair have made the show for much of the past year, but it's looking like a romance just isn't in the cards (except in Inside). Unless the writers listened to Penn Badgley and craft the mother of all surprises coming up. Wouldn't that be something? Here's hoping, Dair fans. Here's hoping.
Eric: Still? Chuck has Monkey and Blair has an equally stupid, loyal creature. Can't we move on to discuss what's going to happen to the prettiest couple on the show? Diana and Nate? My prediction. Nate realizes Derek wasn't so much of a mashup of his character so much as his future.
Who should star in Inside: The Movie?
Courtney: Well knowing Serena's luck, she would end up playing herself. Blair probably wouldn't allow anyone else to play her. And there is no one who could do justice for the infamous Chuck Bass. But if I had to pick a real actor/actress... I would definitely go Selena Gomez for Blair. I just saw a commercial for a movie they were in together and they looked super cute as BFFs.
Christina: Well, since everyone responded immediately and then dropped what they were doing to meet up ... during the day ... just for a mysterious text ... requesting their presence by none other than ... Dan, I'm betting everyone's calendars aren't too set in stone. Couldn't they do a reality ... movie?!
Leigh: It's really hard to picture anyone else playing these roles but for the sake of the game, I'll give it a whirl. Keeping it in the CW family: Sabrina - Naomi from 90210. Claire - Elena from Vampire Diaries. Derek - Liam from 90210. Charlie - Damon from Vampire Diaries. Dylan Hunter - this is a toughie so I'm going to say Scott Porter purely because he's underused on Hart of Dixie and I love him on FNL.
Steve: Adam Brody as Dylan/Dan. Joseph Morgan as Charlie/Chuck. Zac Efron as Derek. Lindsay Lohan as Serena/Sabrina. Pippa Middleton as Blair. Kaylee DeFer as whatever poorly acted, ancillary character(s) they need filled at the last minute.
Eric: Where else would I go to cast sexy young stars than stick with the CW itself? I'd like to hire the entire cast of The Vampire Diaries. Ian as Derek. Paul as Chuck. Jeremy as Dylan. Candice as Serena. And, of course, Nina as Blair.
What do you think? Sound off in the comments!
Steve Marsi is the Managing Editor of TV Fanatic. Follow him on Google+ or email him here.Tags: Gossip Girl, Round Tables
@strawberry fields- It's like you're in my head. Awesome.
1) So many good interactions and quotes in this episode - both serious and light hearted. I think the initial Dan/Chuck scene produced the best quotes: Chuck offering up scotch and valium at 2pm, Dan naturally assuming Nate is a slow reader, also "didn't your dad get temporarily famous singing about Lily?" and "though clearly fiction, I'd never use a belt, I'd use a shahtoosh scarf. Much softer." were particularly LOL worthy. Loved Dan's face when Chuck pointed out that "All success comes at a price. The artist must stand alone to observe the crowd." Great scene, great quotes. 2) Chuck's death, as I mentioned in my last post... 3) I think Rufus was sold out the most and the confrontation between him and Dan at the end was gold. I felt bad for Nate and also Serena- until, of course, Serena acted in the same selfish manner Dan had portrayed her in. 4) Why would Daniel Day Lewis care about a fictional representation of an...assistant?? No actor would care, especially the notoriously reclusive DDL! Oh GG ridiculousness, how I love thee. 5) I Serena, obviously, will (pretend) reconcile with Dan because of the movie. I think Blair will be the first motivated by pure friendship though... I hope in the meantime we get more of Chuck and Dan. It actually makes sense that they can be friends now they've matured past their Brooklyn-ite/UES hatred respectively. Plus many writers have unlikely, eccentric friends from whom they draw inspiration (Harper Lee and Truman Capote come to mind). Plus C/D is the only unexplored pair at this point in the show. Duck is to season 5 as Dair was to season 4- a surprisingly enjoyable friendship. 6) Are "Chair" destined for one another? I don't know. I love the pairing, I love the actors' chemistry and I would love if they got together in the end IF it were written correctly. Either way, I still am entertained by their interactions and I like that the show seems to be exploring a different side of the relationship in a way that isn't completely dominative. Chuck especially needs growth as a character separate from Blair. I think the C/B relationship will always be in the series in some way. 7) I can't imagine anyone else playing these characters. The cast is perfect. Loved, loved, loved this episode. Goes to show it doesn't need to be all about the f*$#ing romantic "ships" to be interesting!
Favourite quote - "If you can't tell the difference between what I did to Blair and what I did to you, then maybe your portrayal in the book is more accurate than you thought". I love Dan! I wanted someone to dump a huge bomb on Serena's ego after her "everybody loves a villain" line to Blair. Why would she assume that Blair had to be the villain? Ok, Blair assumed that too, but Serena's certainty that she was still Dan's holy muse makes her an egocentric bitch. What surprised me about Dan's book… Not the Dair imaginary sex. Not the fact that he made Serena look like a selfish pretty girl that she really is (even if she desperately tries to pretend that she isn't). Chuck's death was the shocker of the day, but even more shocking was his reaction. I was truly impressed by Chuck. The only person who understands the meaning of the word "fiction" apparently. His conversation with Lily at the end was very emotional. We got to see how lonely he really feels. I was also impressed by Rufus. He played the proud dad act for Dan's party and waited until the next day before telling Dan what he really thinks. Awesome stuff, Mr Humphrey! What I was not impressed by was Louis. What an epic idiot. Here's a hint - if you are a prince, you don't get to act like a jealous boyfriend. Have some dignity, for the love of God. The book in general sounds great. The fact that Dan made his character not very positive (in his own words Dylan is "a judgmental dick") is impressive too. Who did he sell out hardest? I'd say Rufus. For three reasons. One: you shouldn't write shit about your dad. Two: marrying Lily for money is easy to believe (for someone who doesn't know Rufus) and it is actually unjust. Three: everyone (other than stupid Serena who always expects to be on the pedestal) knew that what Dan wrote about them could be harsh, only Rufus had no reason to think that. Most difficult to believe - the book being such success overnight and the fact that only Chuck read the book are both very hard to believe, but the gold goes to Serena's reputation. Without the question that just set a whole new record on the stupidity scale. Daniel Day-Lewis? Really? How far can the writers go? Who will be the first to become friends with Dan again? I hope it will be Blair. She had a right to freak out, since her prince proved to be a stupid ass, but hopefully she'll soon come to realize that she overreacted. After all the sex thing doesn't really put her in such a bad light, right? I'm Team Chair since season one, so my answer to the next question - yes! Cast for the movie - I agree with Steve's every guy choice. Adam Brody would be great Dylan, Joseph Morgan has a perfect combination of a royalty vibe and a bad boy vibe that is needed for Charlie and Zac Efron definitely has a face to play slightly dumb gay Derek. Girls are the problem. I don't think Lindsay and Pippa are pretty enough. Not to mention Pippa isn't bitchy enough and Lindsay is way too bitchy. I think Eric is right here. Nina and Candice could have a shot.
I think the most surprising and hilarious thing in Dan's book was Chuck's death. I never, ever thought I'd hear an allusion to auto-erotic asphyxiation on the CW!! I can't believe those references got passed the censors. And it totally reminded me of Nip/Tuck (my absolute favorite show ever- just slightly edging out GG). Christian from N/T and Chuck are very similar and a lonely, accidental death while seeking pleasure would be a natural end for both characters. Dan and I sure think alike. Of course, the hilarity of auto-erotic asphyxiation being mentioned on the CW morphed into sadness when Chuck had some self-realization that his life will end tragically if he doesn't change. I hope they continue down this road with the character- it's interesting, refreshing and they seemed to have found a balance between the snarky, morally ambiguous Chuck and the emo-ish Chuck that realizes the tragedy of his current situation that's equal parts due to a bad upbringing and bad decisions. There's more depth to the character. I think Ed probably likes being given a bit more meaty and it shows. Oops, I veered a little off-topic w/r/t the round table discussion. Must have been the Nip/Tuck mention in the discussion. hah.
1."I'm guessing my dad's probably halfway through and Nate's probably on page 20." Best thing EVER!
2. that he portrayed all his family and friends that harshley.
3. rufus and nate. how could he do that to poor beautiful nate? i though they were BFFS. but thats ok nate has serena to comfort him.
4. serenas rep. i mean seriously i know she popular and all but not THAT poplular
5. serena for her movie thing of course she would otherwise never forgive him or well it'd be awhile. but really i think blair would be his friend first cuz she like wathing movie with him. or nate might just forget and become his friend again anyway.
6. yes but i still think louis and blair are cute
7. adam brody as dan/dylan, rachel bilson as blair/claire, ian somerhalder as chuck/charlie, matt lanter as nate/derrick, mischa barton in her marissa cooper stage as serena/sabrina.
Chair still hoping they will be end game!
Rufus: "the last time [Dan] was this secretive he showed up with a baby"
scene immediately cuts to Chuck and Blair looking frazzled.... there's still hope!
OMG. Gossip Girl has dissapointed me and I am so sad for this.
First Louis MUST go,leave,die I don't care. He's soo gay that I want to kick his butt. Dan have to GET OVER blair sometime cause we're all very tired with this story,but I must admit I'm starting to like him!
As for Ivy and Diana I like that 'story'.At least it has a plot.
Last but not least,I think we ALL know that the kid is CHUCK'S,so I hope they end up together.They are the best coupleeee !
Ohh,Nate with Diana look good too ;)
And Serena looks always cute!
for fuck's sake IT'S JUST A BOOK.
no one should get mad, they are not their selves on the book, they are fictional characters, dan just took something from real life and something from his thoughts? i rly dont get whats so big of a deal


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Star Trek Online was one of the most anticipated MMOs of the year before its release in February.
Despite a whirlwind of hype and popularity, reviews were fairly unspectacular - and it hasn't quite emerged as the 'Warcraft-challenger' many hoped for.
However, it has dug out a robust community - and, says developer Cryptic - isn't going anywhere yet.
We caught up with the studio's boss Craig Craig Zinkievich to get the full story on the game's progress - and its future...
How is STO faring now we're a few months into its lifecycle?
Very well. We've been really happy with response to the game, as well as the number of people who have committed to the game for the long term. It's given us some room to plan for more than the immediate future, which I think is incredibly important in MMOGs.
We're not just looking month to month, but year to year. We wouldn't have been able to do that without the support of so many fans.
Do you expect it to be able to continue for years to come, or does it have a finite life?
We will continue to support Star Trek Online as long as there is a demand for it. If players keep playing the game then STO could easily be on the scene for years to come.
Is there enough interest in the title to warrant a sequel?
I'm not really sure it makes sense to create a sequel in the MMO market. Typically, you see an MMO called a sequel because either a new team worked on the property or the original team wanted to reboot their IP.
With Star Trek, the beauty is the story is never really finished, so as the IP continues to grow, so can we. Barring a new edition of our engine, I can't really see us doing a sequel.
What would you say STO's biggest success has been?
The thing we probably did the best was space combat. I think that's engaging and captures a lot of the Star Trek feel.
What criticisms from players and reviewers have you taken on board - and how will you implement these either in the current STO game or future iterations?
We try to take all of the criticisms to heart. Listen to what they say and then see if it's something we can do to fix it. Some of the fixes we can address in a short amount time but others take a little longer, but regardless we try our best to address it.
I'd say an example of some criticism we've received and acted upon is the game's death penalty. We originally shipped the game with only a minor penalty when you die - you respawn a few moments away from the action.
But our community voiced their opinion, and a great many people wanted to enjoy a bit more risk in their gameplay. So we created a difficulty slider, which pairs additional risk - in this case an injury system, where if you die, you accrue some debuffs - with additional reward.
We've got normal difficulty, which is exactly what's there now. Players uninterested in a death penalty can play on normal like nothing ever happened. But we also have advanced and elite settings, which make enemies tougher, increases some rewards and also features the death penalties we designed.
You said recently that the title wouldn't be coming to consoles. Do you think it's possible to make a successful MMO on consoles?
Possible? Yes... It's just very time consuming and a lot of work is involved. We decided it would be best for us to focus our efforts on the PC side of things.

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so this event will give you an idea how "fearless" I have been at times..over the years when it came to sniffing a hot guys ass....so I worked for a large software company and was paid to demo the new products in various computer stores...so one day I am in CompUSA demoing..its located in a beach community so there are surfer types in the store....man I love surfer boys...I always know that they have raunchy smelling asses....they just do.................and it had been a busy day and I had sold lots of the program so I was happy.....it slowed down at the end of the day and in walks this very very hot guy looking alot like Matt Damon....he is in white cord pants and I of course have to check out his ass...and OMG...he had the one thing going on that makes my heart stop! He had a rip in his pants just slight off center...no underwear, and as he walked a glimpse of his butt crack shown.....so he goes down an isle right near where I am demoing...and wait to see what he is going to look at...and then I go down that Isle...look at stuff on opposite side of him...go down on my knees....thankful for the narrow isles! I don't waist any time..I have never been able to sniff a naked ass in public before.....so I put my nose in right in his rip sniffing deeply...and I was taken aback....because he has a very shitty smell going on mixed with musk....but I keep sniffing...he really was hot...at one point he moved and his butt touched my face...he just said what any guy that has done that to me said "oh excuse me" not having one bit of a clue that a guy is behind him sniffing his ass....and with that hole there....the door to his bare crack...it was extra hot.....
I would love to put my face into some hot blue collar ass!
n2, any idea on how to broach the subject in a relationship?
i've been dating the cutest blonde twink you can imagine for about a year now... he knows all my kinky fetishes. but he insists on being a clean boy... he'll let me rim him forever, if he just got out of the shower... but if he hasn't showered and is all natural, his butt becomes a no-no zone... occasionally he'll let me do it anyways, which is amazing... or sometimes (he doesn't care) he'll let me sniff his ass while he sleeps or touch his asshole so that i can smell my fingers and jerk off... and sometimes his butt, when it's all sweaty and his asshole is nice and sticky and sweet, smells sooooo amazing... that i want to rim him so bad and just sniff his pink little hole... but usually when i rim him, even if he's dirty, he isn't like, ripe... or he'll be totally clean... i try to explain it to him and he just thinks i want to lick his shitty ass which isn't what i mean. how can you explain this to a lover? i've told him i just want to rim him after he hasn't showered for a couple of days, hasn't shit in a couple hours, and is real sweaty... but he doesn't seem to get it... and my god, the times i've touched his asshole and smelled my finger when his ass is perfect, i want to come as soon as i smell it... but that's when he's like "no! my ass is dirty!"
he has blonde hair and blue eyes and a bubble butt which just makes it even better...
Just my 2-cents..You've already explained to him what you like.....Convincing him NOT to shower for a couple of days is probably impossible so you need to let that one go...
Compromise should work its way in somewhere with what you're asking of him...My Bi-Bud is into "Musk/sweat" smell & taste as well...Only for him will I put away the deodorant and try to keep my Hole ripe..Even If I take a Dump in the middle of the night hours later he'll drink a couple of cups of coffee and he Licks my Ass more passionately than the day before..It's like clock-work..I have a Fetish for getting my Ass Eaten and he's got a Fetish for Sniffing, Eating & Licking Musky Arm-pits and Ass...So we both get what we want in the bedroom...
You need to discuss your sexual-desires again with your Lover and see where he's willing to compromise with some of the "kinky-freaky" things you want to do in the bedroom...
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Ok.....so then there are the western movies that show hot men in tight pin striped pants in the old west.....I watch those..thinking...oh man...I would have loved to have been around back then just for a minute so I could sniff some of those hot masculine mens asses just to see just how stinky their butts could be....they hardly got to shower.....they hardly got to wash their clothes....I bet some of them had sexy sexy ass smells....and then there's Robert Conrad from the old Wild Wild West series....now that was a round manly ass...and I am sure filled with manly aromas....yum
Ok...so I get these posts about "what is up with my obsession with straight men"...well guess its just an obsession......anyhow.....another hot experience.....just happened. I have this rental property and I was referred to someone to do the retiling for me in the kitchen....so this guy shows up about 6'2 big body big huge manly in shape ass...I am drooling....sooooo....I go over what needs to be done, show him the tile supply, etc...I can't keep my eyes off his ass....he reminded me of that hot guy from Nip Tuck....Dylan Walsh....I could feel that he knew I was admiring his ass....a couple of times he caught me and he looked....not upset....something else...anyhow, he goes into the bathroom to change...comes out in very worn fatiques...I was hoping and praying for holes in the butt area of the pants..but no luck....he puts his clothes down on the floor of the living room...the rental is empty right now. So....he gets to working and I am making small chat...to keep myself there and to keep drooling over his body...wanting sooo badly to have my nose in his butt.....He is very chatty and easy to talk to...divorced....single....works out, plays baseball...and figures he tells me he plays catcher....so I get off the wall and say "I figured that"...he is confused.."I say I figured you played catcher by your big in shape ass"....ready for either a freek out or something else.....HE BLUSHES! I am so excited in zero to 5 seconds...the heart thing starts happening. He says "so are you gay or something?" but the way he asked me I knew something was going to happen....."You mean it wasn't obvious by the way I am checking out your perfect butt?" He says "dude you have lots of guts...telling a straight dude all this!" I laugh...and say "I felt it would be ok with you for some reason." He is down on his knees screwing in the boards that go down before the tiles. "I'm cool with it, I have a couple gay friends."...I through in..."Bet they make comments about your ass." He laughed. "One of em like worships it." I needed clarification! "How does he worship it?" I was ready for some steamy answer..."I mean he is so obsessed with it....all he does is talk about it to me." "You are liberal amigo." I joke. Then he gets up looks right at me...I resist grabbing him and giving him the biggest kiss he has ever had in his life...and he says "What is it about ass and gay guys?" I have gone to the point of no return..so I say..."Well I can only speak for myself...but I love getting oral with them." I waiting for his response.....he didn't say anything..went to the box of screws..I hoped he wasn't freeking out. Then he squats down and I see his boxers from the back...the waist band says FTL...I don't know where this is going but I am having fun...as my heart pounds out of my chest. "Fruit of the loom huh?" He keeps on working knowing that I am looking down his pants...He shakes his head, smirking and says "I like that you like my ass."....that was all I needed...I say..."I was sort of feeling that". I walk behind him kneel cup both hands under each cheek feeling his ass thru his army fatiques.
"What do you think about this." I say barely able to speak. "Feels nice." I run my hands back and forth feeling each big cheek. His breath changes...I am getting way too excited. I just knew I was going to be eating his ass soon enough...I removed my hands and placed my mouth where the start of his boxer waistband was showing and gave him a light kiss and flicked my tongue a little. All he did was put down the power drill and stand up turned away from me. I got up on my knees and grabbed his big hips and put my nose to his crack.....he was manly smelling and his fatiques had not been washed in awhile. Then just like a fucking fantasy...he is undoing his pants and unzipping them....I slowly pulled down his pants leaving his underwear up. I again put my nose into his crack..this time I could feel his fleshiness and get my nose in deeply....he had bathed that morning I could tell that...but manly musk smell had returned....and then he started to slide down his underwear....I kept my face there as the fabric passed my nose and was replaced with his bare flesh...oh my gawd...his ass was sooooo beautiful...smooth, deep tan line..just the right amount of hair in his crack. I grabbed each check and just buried my face deeply into his crack and immediately dug my tongue into him. He arched his ass toward me more...He is holding onto the counter with one hand..and reaches around with the other to pull my head into him...and I just eat him and eat him. I tell him to jack off his cock as I eat him and pull out my cock and do the same.....I was glad that he came first...and I then came as his asshole kept clinching as he came.....and he sounded sooooo fucking manly as he let out moans of passion. He told me that he had wished that his buddies would do what i had just done, but they didnt have the gutsiness that I had. He has to do another job for me in the rental...we will just have to wait to see how he is next time.....
The attached picture is George Peppard from a western movie called One More Train to Rob....He was one of my first fantasy men when I was a kid...but part of it was because he always looked like he had a smelly ass to me.and he was cute. So I was a kid watching this movie and then I would pause it on this scene...his ass not only looked hot and sexy it looked like it would have lots of butt smell saturated into his pants....so then I started fantasizing about cowboys of the real old west...and I would think about what a hot manly mans ass had to smell like back then....when baths were not always available...when the hot heat of the day would work on their ass cracks as they rode their horses for hours at a time..rubbing and rubbing their asses against the fabric of their longjohns and their pants. To come upon one of them in the middle of nowhere...where a hot hot cowboy with manliness excuding from every pore of their body...and so you think about how to get your nose into their ass crack...to find out just how smelly their ass could possibly be? Would it be so raunchy as to turn you off....or sooo raunchy in a body odor sort of way that it takes you to a level of turn on that would make you do anything and everything to please such a hot cowboy?
There is nothing fucking better than that fucking smell holy shit I love it love hairy blue collar smelly ass yum yum! And I have been very tempted too sniff str8 blue collare butts fuck the idea of getten caught and them not knowing I saw this dirty sexy blue collar dude in jeans that were ripped in his ass I mean his whole ass Hanging out on a hot day saw his boxers Fuck I wanted to bend down and sniff that fucker so god damn bad he was musclar but slim in his 20's tan short hair ball cap on them work boots fucker had no idea he had me going into fucking heat over his shitter wish I would of had more balls and just gone after it!
man you should have found a way to do it! So often...and I again speak from experience...a straight guy hasn't even the tiniest bit of a clue that your sniffing his ass if he sees you behind him....thats hot to me too....oh man! I bet his ass smell would still be in your memory if you had sniffed his boxers thru his ripped jeans......
ok...so I just got back from a mini vacation...and boy did I luck out! I was at a campsite that had this weird format for a shower....but instantly I thought that it would be perfect for what I wanted to do.....it was a small square about 6 x 6 with four shower heads....and there were lots of bicyclists stopping over at this campsite on their way to wherever....so I planned so carefully...I watched the bicyclists and watched the bicylists until this one was the one and I knew it the instant I saw him....big round meaty ass...and that look...that tells you he not only was over wrought with manly energy...but had intense ass smell that would drive me wild.....so I watch him set up his tent....from my camper...and when he is just about done, I head for this communal shower....and hope and pray....sure enough, this beautiful manly specimen walks in takes his clothes off, and goes to a shower opposite me with only a pair of shower sandals on....my breath was gone....he was perfect...and his ass was sooooo round and soooo big and his cheeks were smooth but the little bit of hair at the small of his back told me that his crack was probably hairy....so I do my showering stuff...and wait for him to get to the point where he has a head of shampoo on his head with his eyes closed...I was thankful that he started with his head and had not washed his butt yet....and then I quickly kneeled behind him and got my nose as close to his crack without touching him and sniffed...and instantly was overwhelmed....omg...I guessed that it had been a day or two since he had showered....it was so musky and stinky in his crack....and I was just at the surface! I looked directly at his beautiful big tight crack...and then when his ass smell was in my memory...I stood up went back to my shower and jacked off looking at his ass...I was so excited that I exploded almost instantly...and he never had a clue of what had just happened....his ass smell is still in my head......why I always think about telling them what I had done without their knowledge is a mystery to me...but I thought about that for the rest of the day......what he would have done if he had known.....would he have let me pull his cheeks apart to get to his asshole......hmmmmmm
Last Summer The house next door was empty but the owners were having the roof redone. Me having the intense ass fetish that I have....was just coming back from the store..and nearly crashed when I saw this hot hispanic man walking down a ladder with his pants literally half way down exposing at least half of his round butt. I was so hot instantly over what I was seeing that I just stared and stared I didn't care if he caught me staring..I figured..if someone doesn't care that his ass is showing that much, then I was going to view the show. I have to be honest, what instantly popped into my head was...man that mans ass must really be smelly...he just looked like he was very smelly...but he was sexy sexy sexy...muscular and handsome. Very dark hair and hazel eyes...he really was beautiful. I got out of my truck and kept staring as he got off the ladder and pulled his pants back up. I said hello..and he said hello in a way that told me he spoke no english. I speak enough spanish..and I playfully said to the man in Spanish..."Your butt looked very beautiful you didn't have to pull your pants back up.." I waited for his reaction....he half way laughed and shook his head...he looked embarrassed. That was all for that day. Then the next day, only the handsome man was there, no one else was helping him....So I got bold....his ass was still on my mind...and I truly wanted to find out how much his butt smelled..and if I could handle rimming someone that was probably that raunchy....so he is up on the roof and I go up the ladder and I am at the top rungs looking up onto the roof and I say in Spanish "the image of your pants down with your beautiful butt exposed is still fresh in my mind"....Before he could say anything else..I asked him to take a break and come over for some fresh lemonade...then I went down the ladder and hoped that he would take me up on my offer....it took awhile but suddenly there was a knock on my door and my heart nearly stopped....I opened up the door and was close up to his face...he really was amazingly beautiful....his eyes were this alluring greenish brown..and with his olive skin....oh my....so I let him in...and as he passed me I got a whiff of his body odor...he definitely had body odor..but it was sexy to me......I shook his hand and told him my name..and he told me his..Rafael was his name...it was perfect for him. So we are drinking our lemonade..and I nearly spit out mine when he said to me...in spanish if I wanted to see his butt again. Once he said that...I was all over him...I stood up, turned him toward my wall knelt behind him and pulled down the very same jeans he had on the day before.....I didnt waste any time, my face was between his cheeks instantly...and he was very raunchy...there was a trace of shit smell..but more that of a dirty underarm...it was intense.....I just kept sniffing and sniffing I was so high on his smell....and then he told me to lick his asshole in spanish....and further told me that if I didn't do it he would spank me good....I nearly came....his masculine energy combined with his "threat" made me want to find out if he would carry out his threat...so I pulled my face out of his crack. Then I said in spanish...you wouldn't dare.....and in one quick movement he lifted me off the ground turned me horizontal easily and took me over to one of my dining room chairs that we had pulled out and had been sitting in. He really knew what to do..and for some reason...partly because his manly ass smell was all over my face I was more than excited about the spanking....He sat, put me over his lap, locked his leg over miine pulled my shorts down and underwear and took a very big very caloused hand and spanked me....and when it really started hurting and I wanted him to stop...he just bent my arm behind my back and continued to spank me...I was begging him because it really stung more than I could ever imagine a spanking would feel like....he was lecturing me in spanish...telling me that I was a bad boy for looking at his butt out side the day before and for smelling his butt...and then he increased the intensity..and I found myself crying..and begging...and finally he stopped, stood up pulled his pants all the way down and told me to get my tongue into his asshole....it was the first time I had ever eaten an asshole that I knew for sure was dirty....my god when I jacked off with my tongue in his ass....I thought I was going to pass out from the intensity of my orgasm.....
^ You are such a dirty guy.
But I can't say it isn't hot.
OMG! The nerve of n2buttmusk! lol
ok all...its been awhile...have been way too busy with a project that is finally complete.....and just in time too...oh my gawd..there I go with my heterosexual fetish again...and once again, proving that straight men love the idea and action of a gay guy wanting to sniff their asses....sooo...my gawd..I am trembling again recalling the story of earlier today.....Scott is a very hot man..something about him is verygeeky and yet very sexy...he rides his bike alot....and when he wears his bicycle shorts...they make his ass protrude something fierce....He is my neighbor..and truthfully...I always thought he was homophobic...that was the vibe I got from him....so....I was outside all day long working on getting my camper ready for a trip I am leaving on tomorrow.....so scott passed by early in the day....and I caught the first glimpse of his ass in bicycle shorts I have had in a long time...it finally warmed up where I live this weekend....it was weird but I saw him for the first time catch me looking right at his ass as he pedalled past me....so about four hours later I am vaccuuming out my camper and I thought I heard someone over the noise..but went right on vaccuming....when I turned off the vaccuum, I was startled by a voice behind me..."getting ready for a trip?"...Scott had never ever communicated that way with me before...I was shocked...I told him yes...this led to that...and he told me his wife and two kids had flown to Florida because of a relatives graduation, but he could not get away from work....then he asked me if he could see the inside of my camper..my heart started beating faster as I quickly thought..I was finally going to find a way to sniff Scotts butt..and after a long bicycle ride in the hot heat of the day....again there is something about scott that always always has me thinking about how his ass smells and how hot it must look naked...he really has a round slightly large pair of melons....so I get out of the camper and gesture for him to go on in...planning completely to follow after him immediately..cuz I knew his ass would be up high as he lifted himself up on my truck and then I would have my first opportunity to sniff his butt....I was so excited...i felt flush..cuz I had never had this sort of opportunity with Scott before...he just wasn't friendly with me before like this..of course...his wife and kids were away too....they were always always together...when he lifted himself up I tried but failed with my first attempt, he was too fast for me to get a sniff....and then I saw a tiny rip on one of his cheeks of his shorts....very small but enough to see white flesh and really get my mind racing....I was trying to feel out the friendly vibe....he never talked to me..and suddenly he was asking to see my camper after earlier noticing I was staring at his ass....so I tell him to have a seat and I would give him a cold beer...he accepted......and when he began to express curiousity about my life and if I was single..etc..I thanked my lucky stars!....so opportunity presented itself sooooo conveniently...he asked me about the bed above and I told him I had paid for a custom temperpedic mattress..he said he had never felt one..I told him to have at it..so he stood up on this step that you get onto before you get into the bed over the cab...and I stood up and right at my face level..was his big round sweaty ass....I rushed with my nose to his butt...and sniffed as deeply as I could without him hearing my sniffing sound....oh my gawd....deep deep skid mark type smell filled my nose and I was high....it was combined with sweaty manly body odor...deep deep manly body odor...and then as quickly as I had put my nose at his butt, he began to get back down after feeling the mattress with his hands....and his butt pushed pretty hard into my face....I was embarrassed and turned on at the same time...because I felt the fleshy bounciness of his ass as it backed into my face....we sat back down at the table...and his face was obviously red all of a sudden....and as many times as I have sniffed ass...this never occurred to me...that is, what happened next....he asked for a second beer....and after a sip he said "that sort of freeked me out, but for whatever reason I am turned on by it"...I was confused yet deep down I knew exactly what he was talking about...but didnt understand how he could know just by bumping his ass into my face..."I was watching you in the closet mirror"... I gulped...my face on fire with embarrassment....I didn't know what to say....."Don't worry I am not that freeked out...just surprised to see you sniffing my butt...." When he said that...I knew exactly where I was going to take this...I was sooo glad that I had closed my camper door, and that his wife and kids were gone...finally I couldn't take it any longer..."Scott....seriously I think you have one of the most perfectly round asses I have ever seen...." my voice was sooo trembly..."I saw you looking at it earlier today...I mean I figured you were gay...I just never noticed you checking me out before." I tried to relax before I spoke again...no chance..."So your turned on from watching me sniff your ass huh?" I had no idea he had turned his head to the mirror...it was a clear full view too..the mirror was only a foot away from where he stood and I sniffed! "man bet my butt is pretty stinky about now too....." it was now or never..."Scott?" I trembled out his name.."can I pull down your shorts and do it again?" He got redder than he was....then he said what I hoped he would say..."go for it dude....he stood up again, got up on the first step toward the bed again, and reached into his waistband and yanked down his sweaty shorts past his butt....in the light from the skylight, his ass was beautiful...a bit red between his cheeks from all the riding he had done....and then I went to town...I buried my face as deeply between his cheeks as I possibly could, pushing him down on the bed in a bent sort of position...I always say this..but his ass was definitely shitty smelling....and I was soooo turned on...and I wanted this mans ass for soooo long....and without thinking twice about it, deeply rimmed Scott.....his velvet smooth asshole was extra moist...I keep smelling intense shit smell like when I sniff skid marks in underwear...and yet it was just like sniffing a mans underarms after a day or two of sweaty work....I really was in heaven...and his ass felt soooo hot as I groped his cheeks.....I looked sideways to the mirror to catch him watching me..and it looked soooo hot with his round white ass protruding out and my face deeply in between his cheeks....he got sooo hot ...his breathing was soooo heavy..and he began saying...."you like my smelly butt huh...yeah you do huh...get your tongue in deeper..yeah oh yeah"...something like that...it was weird but right then, as I was eating him out, and my face was covered in his funky butt smell as well as the air in the camper....I thought....and said out loud..."oh my gawd Scott...I just knew you would have such a stinky butt...and that it would taste sooooo good.".....maybe it was what I said...maybe just cuz he was worked up so much..but as I got out the last work...he violently came...I could feel the throbbing of his butt hole as it clenched around my tongue with each pulse of his orgasm....he collapsed on my bed.....his butt was sooo beautiful as he lifted his legs up to level with the bed and scooted more onto it, face down.....he surprised me...he really did...he asked me to get up on the bed and rest with him...when I did....he totally got me in the hottest embrace and cuddled with me....he talked and talked and told me that he never ever had sex with his wife...and she was the one that mentioned to him the year before that she thought I was gay....but he was too chicken to stop and talk to me for fear she would see him or just find out....I believed him when he told me he had never been with anyone else but his wife...his highschool sweatheart....but he seemed sooo "experienced" with me....he climbed on top of me and gave me the most intense kiss..one of those that the movies in the 40's depicted with a womans leg going up behind her when she was kissed so well.....thats how i felt sort of....he was tireless...and got me undressed and he for lack of a better word, made love to me up in my camper bed....I was glad that I had a higher ceiling....he ended up fucking me with me in his lap on the bed..and deep kissing me the entire time he hurt me a bit...because he wasn't as patient about entering me as I had told him to be...but when he first got inside me..the fact that he was a straight man...or was a straight man...had me soooooooo totally into the moment....and this time...he cried when he came inside me....it was so touching that I had tears flowing down my face....he just went home two hours ago after I cooked for him...of course I am a bit scared that I have brought out this man...he looked at me like he was deeply in love with me......I am open to seeing Scott again...his wife is gone till middle of next week....and the part of me that is soooo feeling naughty and sexy about the afternoon....hasn't even showered yet.....its still turning me on that a straight man filled me with his hot cum earlier today...and after I totally ate out his stinky, musky, manly and very sweaty ass......time will tell
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Is it me or do these stories seem too fantastical?
oh my....well my neighbor came around again...I sort of think that he has been repressed sexually all his life...yes did the missionary with wife to produce his kids...but now that he came around again...oh my is he every kinky...and I am finding myself loving it.....I was in my garden working like mad trying to get some stuff planted before the heat of summer gets here....he comes over...to supposedly ask me about some plants I have....so I am answering his questions...with skeptism.....and I start telling him how to take care of the plants..and he interrupts me and softly says "I have been jacking off about 7 times a day thinking about you eating out my ass......god I want you to do it again..but my wife is back...and I don't know where or when?" My cock stirs..wishing I could do him right there and then...he looked so hot......so horney and yet so innocent...so I tell him that we could meet somewhere away from the neighborhood for starters...he agrees..and then he thinks of this awesome idea.....he tells me that there is this place in our public library where he often goes if he needs to study and be in a quiet area...he tells me that he can go hours without anyone going anywhere near him....I tell him to wear the kind of shorts that I can pull down easily..and then I tell him that he has to wear the same pair of underwear for three days.....he agrees......so we meet at this spot in the library I didn't even know about...and I tell him to sit down and to sit jutting has ass out as far as he could....he looks so hot...in these red nylon shorts...I of course am a bit paranoid because we are at our local library..and I know the management team pretty well....anyhow...I relax..and get behind him and run my index finger down the back of his shorts and down his underwear..and I rub his asshole.....its soooo hot temperature wise......and I rub it and rub it...then I take my finger back out and sniff my finger......sooooooo musky.......so manly..................so perfect....it wasn't dirty...just naturally sweaty and manly......I tell him to stand up and go into the very first isle and pretend he is looking for a book on the shelf........I immediately kneel behind him...I yank down his underwear and leave his briefs up...time to find out if he wore them for several days as I requested...I push my face between his cheeks and sniff.....oh man overwhelming light skid mark smell was there...I yanked down his underwear and part his cheeks...staring right at his straight man pucker....and point my tongue as pointy as I can..and tongue fuck him for about a minute....then I backed up and with his ass smell and taste all over my mouth, nose and face..I just stare at this awesome site.......this hot man with this extra round big white ass exposed with red shorts and gray colored briefs just past the bottom of his cheeks...I then go back to see if he actually has any skid marks in his briefs...only slight but enough for me...so I pull down his shorts to the floor and then his briefs..I tell him that I am taking his briefs with me......he tells me he is concerned that his hardon will fall out or stick straight out...so I take his hard cock in my mouth...and suck it quickly and hard...and I reach around and work my middle finger into his asshole....he shot down my throat...I swallowed all of him...it was so funny watching him buckle at the knees all the while forcing himself to be silent as his giant spasms happened....somehow he was quiet....I stood up....turned him around gave his ass one real hard slap and left with the briefs..................I think this is going to be a habit...I just am concerned about wifey...being just across the street and down three houses....................I am thanking my stars that I am now eating out a very tasty sexy in shape and sooooo sexy straight mans ass whenever I want to..............
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OK! so finally I get an opportunity that I fantasized about for all my teenage years and then it happens way after that! I guess it was worth the three decades I had to wait!....so last weekend, I was invited to a friends son's late graduation afternoon party....apparently it was delayed because he was out of the country with some special educational program...I am drooling because his 18 yr old buddies were so hot and their asses looked soooo tasty and smelly to me....so I am there for hours. I am watching them get very drunk. All the adults have gone to the den in the basement to watch a movie. I get this strong vibe..."what if I can catch one of these hunks passed out....I can do serious butt sniffing...my favorite way...between naked fleshy cheeks!...so I make an excuse to go upstairs...its much quieter, I head down the hall toward the restroom and I hear serious snoring...I follow the sound to what looked like a little girls room...it was soooo pinky colored....LOL. My heart is beating out of my chest...I see this very muscular hot guy that I drooled over earlier...wondering why he walked around shirtless when everyone else had a shirt on....so....I walk back down the hall, to make sure that no one is around. I spot a bunch of guys and girls down in the yard under a tree...I decide its now or never! I walk back down the hall enter the pink room, lock the door behind me....go up to the guy and shake him very hard....to make sure that he isnt going to wake up...I could smell major booze in the air. He didnt even change his snoring pattern...he really was out...I suddenly am thankful for the "sagger" style because it wasnt hard to pull down his jeans and boxers in one quick movement. I stand back, thankful its daylight..and stare at his fleshy round ass....I am not believing my luck.....so I grab my cell phone and snap a picture even though its a very old cell phone...my pics are always fuzzy..but I didnt care! Then I went to the edge of the bed, kneeling down, and turned my head sideways...and placed my nose into this hot drunk guys crack....I was immediately overwhelmed! I smelled funky ass smell mixed with bath soap smell....more musky funkiness....I could tell he was clean but very sweaty....I grabbed each cheek and fondled them, then I pried them apart...and saw his beautiful puckering surrounded with a little bit of hair...I pointed my tongue and said out loud but very low..."now lets find out what makes you tick my hunky little man"...and I pushed my tongue into his asshole as deeply as I could...so velvety, yet a bit funky in the right way...I wished I could sit him on my face to get in deeper....then I got so hot...I thought I was going to come without even touching myself...it has been a long long time since that happened. I made sure that his butt smell was covereing every bit of my nose and face...and then I masturbated with my nose between his cheeks taking deep deep well heard sniffs....his snoring never stopped. I am thrilled that I have a picture to go with my experience.......it will keep me enjoying this hot smell tasty straight boys ass for a long long time in my memory.
^Sounds like you came across the image and created a tale to go along with it!
Who sleeps with an arm up like that, convienently hiding his identity, whose reflection is just below the window and is that an arm outstretched and holding a piece of paper? Oh, and some guy gets totally blasted and the host says, "Sleep it off in little Christina's room. Don't forget your two mugs of beer?"
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Ok..finally I am back...yes been a while, but stuff has happened since I have last written...stuff that makes for hot stories here on my page about non other than good old hot musky manly butt smell. So I write this first story because two weeks ago it happened...but it was a long time in the making as far as happening went...years ago I worked in a very large call center...it was my first time doing such..and doing so is a trip cuz its like working at a small world of it's own with all the happenings. I stayed pretty clear of most of it...then Justin started working at the call center...he seriously had one of the most perfect large butt I had ever seen on a very muscular average height guy. I remember seeing him out on the parking lot and he was talking to a friend so the first opportunity I had I asked her all about him...turned out he was from Texas and they had known eachother there. I made it a point to get to know Justin..he was pretty straight it seemed but after a time, some of my friends that were straight but very liberal would ask me if Justin was Bi...first time I was asked it shook the hell out of me, but the thought seriously had my heas spinning...I really wanted to bury my face deep in between his big fleshy manly butt cheeks. I was obsessed to be honest. So one time we had a fire drill and the entire building had to evacuate and I made sure that I was in the crowd of people where Justin was. I walked up as they were talking about Justin having a second job at night at a club stripping for women...I remember feeling self conscious that my face was really flush...so I started to participate in the conversation...and then Justin said in a straight boy sort of way..."you should come to the club some night..." Boy my face had to have been in a very awkward expression at that moment in time....later, we were alone in the breakroom and I said..."Justin what would the point be watching you strip...I would just want what I would see and that would be impossible." He looked at me with a sort of blank stare..I just could not figure out the dude......so I regretted not going to the club years later...I often thought about seeing his beautiful globes bared and how much I would would have loved to have gone backstage with him afterwards just to sniff between his musky melons...To top all off, I moved to a different part of the state and left the call center job...but I by than had been chatting with Justin on America Online...we chatted about twice a week. One night he pops up on my screen and point blank says to me "how long would it take you to drive here right now?" I remember my breath leaving me and my face feeling so hot, and my stomach feeling full of butterflies...I didn't know how to respond...but ironically by this time I was no longer single...and then I finally said "Justin why the fuck did you wait till I was in a relationship to say that to me!?" I seriously was frustrated but decided to leave well enough alone and just jack off about the conversation...I didn't want to rock the boat in my relationship...well one decade has passed and I am still in the relationship but I still was regretting not driving out to Justin that night...soooo small world we live in.....I looked him up on Facebook and found him and ironically he was now doing construction/electrical work in my town...I sat for awhile deciding if I wanted to open up that can of worms...then I started remembering how beautiful he was...physically he is very sexy too....he was ex military..and had that sort of look about him with the short hair and the muscular arms and body...so I requested he be a friend...I got a response way quicker than I thought I would...and then I was chatting with Justin about his life in the past 10 yrs...he'd been married, divorced, went back into the military and now he was doing the work in my town daily...in fact he said that he was staying during the week in a hotel not far from where I lived and would drive home on weekends...god my heart was pounding when I heard that...I suppose because I never went to the strip club and because I never drove out that night he asked me to come to him I was just not going to allow this opportunity to pass me up...and I love my partner but I just had to get my hands, mouth, nose, tongue on Justin's bare ass...my obsession surfaced as though ten years had not passed at all...I wasn't sure how exactly to go about getting into Justin's pants but that decision was made for me one night when I was on my way home and of course I recognized his big butt and his manly walk immediately when I saw him walking out of a restaurant in the evening...I was unleashing the uninhibited man I had always been...but it had been subdued....I decided to follow him and see if he was going back to the hotel....and sure enough he was...what I especially loved was that he had on very dirty jeans...told me in an instant they were full of his manly muskiness in the back seam of his jeans...I was betting on that...so I parked and walked in after him, keeping a distance...where I live at night its a ghost town..and I was thankful for that. He walked down a long hallway till he reached his room...I memorized the location and then waited till I knew he was in for the night...and then with my heart just about out of my chest...I walked up to his door...funny that I stood there for what felt like an hour...and without waiting another minute I knocked...of course he opened the door with his bared chest and only the jeans on and socks...he was just as beautiful as before but with a mature sense about him physically that he did not have before. He looked at me and smirked...I didn't know what to say...I know for sure that my face was very flush as well as my chest...I could feel the heat big time. Then I just got into this deviously horny place and I said "I am so glad you haven't showered yet..." I took the gamble and he liked that I said that...I could tell in his expression...then he gestured with his hand for me to come in to his room. I turned to him and hugged him...OH MY GAWD...he is a big muscular man and his "wrap around" feeling was intoxicating...and as we hugged I got to smell his scent...Oh my favorite blue collar smells where there...then I backed my face up and while we were still embracing I said..."why did you want me to come out to see you that night?"...he got this boyish expression on his face and replied..."You know exactly why...." I was beyond going back and I kissed him...and he kissed back and pulled me to him with his brute strength. I remember thinking ...since I tend to over think things..."Oh my gawd...I have Justin's tongue in my mouth...I am finally going to smell his butt..." funny what pops into one's head when one is extra over the top horny. I had always wondered if Justin's ass was as hard as it looked at I finally ran one hand down his back to his butt and gave one cheek a strong squeeze...again I was thinking stuff..."Bingo...hard as a rock and now I am going to find out what exactly makes Justin tick...just how smelly his butt is..." He released me and walked to the security lock and engaged it...I watched his ass cheeks in his pants....justin has one of those big butts that makes the jeans at the small of the back come away from his waist just enough to be soo sexy...and my suspicions were right...they had not been washed in a while...of course then my mind was thinking "please god let Justin have the sexiest smelling ass I have ever smelled and let him be clean though..." I just hoped that he was the sort of dude that knew how to take care of his butt hygenically...I wanted to smell overwhelming musk and yes a tad "shitty" without the shit....anyone with a strong butt fetish knows exactly what i mean... He walked to his little fridge and opened it up for drinks...then I made my move...before those jeans came off him, I wanted to bury my face into his massive butt thru them...I knelt behind him as he decided what to pull out...and I just pushed my face with all my force and ten years pent up energy and sniffed as deep as I had ever sniffed....I felt high...I felt elated...I felt like the perfect ass smell in a mans butt was in those dirty jeans...then Justin closed the fridge and unbuttoned his jeans and pulled them down leaving his white baggy styled flannel boxers surrounding his butt....I was in heaven...flannel to hold his ass smell and they were way way up in his crack...and a deep crack. I pushed into his hard mounds...wedging my nose as much as I could...it felt like Justin was holding his cheeks together and keeping me from going deeper...but I realized his ass really was just real hard...I could not wait another minute and yanked down his boxers my gawd the full fleshiness revealed all those years later....seriously my butt fetish was being fulfilled one hundred percent...and I was kneading them and I held back from burying my face between his cheeks. Instead I started to lick each large cheek as if it was an ice cream cone....savoring his salty sweatiness. I was truly in heaven. I could hardly breath and I definitely would find it hard to get words out if I were to try...I settled for moaning as finally I grabbed each cheek, parted them and looked at his beautiful hole and the little bit of hair up and down his crack and did what I thought of so many times...I put my nose into his butt crack and closed his cheeks around my face...ok....so here is the weird part...I AM NOT INTO SCAT...I just am not period. In between Justin's cheeks I smelled shit...but it was subtle more like heavy duty underarm body odor mixed with the shit smell....all I know is that everything in me told me that it was going to be delicious to stick my tongue into his velvety smooth asshole. I wanted him sexually and I was going to find out "what made Justin tick" I love thinking that when I am about to sniff or rim a hot dude's ass...go figure where I got that from..but it makes me hot and I have been saying that for many years..When Justin grabbed the back of my head that was it...I just got animalistic and gushed out "Justin sit your big smelly butt down on my face with all your weight so I can get my tongue way up inside you and so I can only smell your butt smell." Boy this was turning him on....his face was so cute at that moment...a blond blue eyed masculine chiseled face with very red spots on his face cheeks as though it were makeup...it made him look boyish and manly at the same time...I have been jacking off several times a day since the event..and I keep reliving how it looked as his really massive fleshy cheeks lowered down onto my face...it was seriously for me the most perfect butt I have ever had...at first he held back...I am sure that Justin weighs a good 185 pounds at least...but he was not letting all his weight down onto my face...I finally talked him into it....I told him I wanted to taste him as deeply as I could...somehow that worked...oh my gawd....you could have heard my sniffing sounds out in the motel hallway...I was just being wild. I think I did that for about 45 minutes, every once in awhile taking a breath..my face was covered in Justin's butt smell and I could smell it...Oh my gawd I was horney....and then I realized that I needed Justin to fuck me big time....and I had to be in his lap facing him...I just did...I was thankful that he wasn't a porno star in dick size...which coincidentally I prefer in men I have slept with in my past. and my favorite position is in a dude's lap as his dick is up inside me so we can kiss as deeply as can be...I had never screamed as loud as I screamed when I came...it took awhile for me to be "normal" I was a trembly mess. I sit here writing wondering if I am going to make an addiction out of Justin now that he is in town all week long...after the first encounter we have had a sexually charged chat every night since...Justin loves that I am so kinky about his butt...and that I love to sniff it when its not freshly showered...once again proving my point that men that are "semi straight" love the concept of that in their nasty minds....but I have developed a whole new kinky side to my butt fetish..and I have had this since childhood...but I was chatting with him last night and told him i wanted him to go to sleep and allow me to sneek in and slowly every so slowly pull back his sheets and gently sniff his butt to as not to wake him up...and then finally to bury my face in between and then have him wake up....the idea gave him a boner he said...I think I am going to explore lots of kinky stuff all surrounding the subject of Justin's big round fleshy white mounds of butt meat....I am in Butt Lover's heaven right now... just sayin.
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It's funny how sometimes when something hot didn't happen in your life the way you wished it had...and then years later boom there it is out there surfacing...for the "second chance" I am talking about a very very hot masculine man named Mark. I used to do the gym thing religiously with a workout partner. I was so devoted that I didn't mind meeting at the gym at five in the morning either. Now that sort of "devotion" seems insane to me...oh well. One of my motivations was Mark. My workout partner knew him and told me all about Mark. A heterosexual man that for a time was his roommate. He went on to tell me that Mark had come on to him and demanded that he be serviced by my workout partner...even at times while he watched straight porno...Ok so more about Mark. Mark is one of those guys that seriously would be a prime candidate for the Marlboro Man type ads. He secretes so much masculinity that it slaps you hard when you first encounter him..and pretty much each time after that. When he shakes your hand he grips tight with well calloused hands. I seriously from that first grip, thought to myself...now those are true spankers hands...I think I thought that because he was and is so fucking manly. Mark worked out each morning religiously too...he had a workout partner just as I had. The most awesome thing was, he had the same hours as we did at his place of employment, so he hit the showers the same time as we did. The first time I saw Mark naked was one of those erotic pleasures that stays in your mind forever. He was chiseled, he had the right amount of sandy brown body hair...the treasure trail was unbelievable, his dick was complete perfection...oh the way it swayed as he walked...there I go..."going there" feeling that first time experience again...his dick wasn't huge it wasn't small it was just right...it was the correct proportion for his body. Then the ass on him...oh my gawd...more chiseling...very white round hard buns..with those very distinct muscles at the small of his back. Oh he made me drool...one thing I did notice from the other times he had been in a shower stall across from me...(no curtains existed...which I really loved..so I could feast my eyes on Mark when he was turned away from me. ) anyhow, what I noticed was that he only rinsed off never using soap or body shampoo...right away it zeroed my mind completely and obsessively to his beautiful butt...and how super musky it definitely had to be...to be so manly and to work out heavily and only rinse off with water...I had to know to which level his butt smell was...how musky and funky Mark's butt smell had to be...I found myself wondering about how I was going to find out...I planned it out, he always left his colored jockey brand briefs on the bench when he showered. I was too paranoid to steal them because there was only a few of us there at that time...but if I planned it right, I could sniff them fresh off his body just to find out how smelly Mark's ass was. Not to far off after the "plan" my work out partner got sick and I had to workout alone. It made it easier to be "sneeky". I remember vividly the sky blue color of his underwear as I watched him peel them down. When he lifted one leg out of the leg of the briefs, I always got a shot of a little bit of sandy hued hair between his cheeks...I could feel his pheromones strike my nostrils like I was right there sniffing his crack...I often say in my stories...."anyone with a strong butt fetish knows exactly what I mean"...So I of course delayed my shower and no one else was around..I picked them up less that two minutes after the fabric had been wrapped around Mark's orbs and his balls and dick ...and of course that made the situation so much hotter. His underwear was already inside out...a very thin and faint brown line showed where the fabric had been in between his butt cheeks. My nose went there instantly...I sniffed deeply and quickly to get it registered into my nostils...oh my gawd...to describe pure extreme manly butt musk fresh from a man that I don't think used soap..or at least he didn't in the showers at the gym. It was so strong in scent that it only took that deep whiff to have me recall it instantly...and I went into a bathroom stall to jack off with Mark's fresh funky asshole smell all inside my nose. It was a drag to have to be quiet when I came...but at least I found a place to do it so quickly. God if he wasn't manly enough already his butt smell confirmed just how masculine...I left that job and that city a year later...and several years past and one day BOOM! Mark was working for the same organization as myself...it was like a dream when I first found out...but here is the clincher...I really wanted Mark...especially after what my workout partner had told me...and I would even settle for just servicing Mark as long as I could shove my tongue into his asshole...and to have that perfect dick in my mouth. So what do I do....I bring up in a catty sort of way what my workout partner had told me...I remember how red Mark got in a matter of seconds and how much he denied it happening...all he said was "fucking Ed" and shook his head. I felt stupid...and worse hoped and prayed he didn't complain about my sexual comments...he didn't and since he now lived in my city, I saw Mark hiking, shopping, filling up his gas tank...I ran into him alot. An entire year past and I was up in the mountains with two of our dogs, my partner had gone to his family reunion in Colorado. I saw our hunting dog excitedly jumping on someone way ahead on the trail...I called to him to get him to stop...I rushed to get him hoping that the person wasn't bent out of shape over it...thank god our dogs are extra sweet...they wouldn't bite a human if their lives depended on it...Suddenly I realized it was Mark. My heart picked up its beat as usual when I saw him. Thankfully he was trully a dog person and loved my hunting dog...he was crouched down scratching his ears by now...I didn't even have to apologize. It was a workday that I had taken off so no one was around except Mark and myself and the dogs. We started to talk..and I wasted no time..clearing up the misunderstanding..."Mark I owe you a big apology for bringing up that stuff that Ed said happened with you." He looked differently than the last time...He was calmer actually it seemed. "Hmmm oh yeah....ok...so I have chilled a bit since you approached me...fuck it was my second day on the job...Ed wasn't lying...I was at the time."
Now I was the one deep red in the face...the heat was searing my ears and chest...I hate when I can't talk clearly when I am that aroused and thats exactly what happened. It's so weird and funny and coincidental how things go sometimes...remember me thinking he had perfect spankers hands...we had just shook again after I reached him on the trail...and then after apologizing and his admittance...next thing I am hearing was "I ought to turn you over my knee for bringing that up at work though." He had a complete joking smirk about him as he threatened...but the fact that the manliest man was saying that...made me turn to silly putty! I got even redder I am sure and then I sat down on a log...I had to ..seriously. Then I regained some composure and when everything cleared and I was hit with the reality that my workout partner was telling the truth about what had happened between them...I just blurted out "In that case senor...I have to say something to you and I am going to ..."I think you are the most sexually masculine man I have ever laid eyes on...and I mean naked...all those mornings at the gym....ok it's said...I have carried that too long...phew..done!" I was cringing inside waiting for Mark to respond. "I had that vibe whenever we showered across from eachother...I could feel your eyes on my ass too." He laughed and boy did it make me want him so very much. I figured if he didn't freek over what I had just said...the sky was the limit...and I went for it...."Mark...I hope you don't think I am a weirdo...but I was so absolutely turned on by you that I even sniffed your underwear once just after you took them off and went to shower." Now I really was cringing...but looking at it now...I knew he wasn't going to freek..I just did. "Kinky...I was just over at those big huge rocks over there. If we went back over there it would be the perfect place for you to pull down my pants and underwear and sniff my butt." I almost came then and I almost came just now as I re wrote this...his manly voice saying "sniff my butt." another thing that forever will be in my brain..those words coming out of Mark's mouth. Luckily my dog's will stay when you tell them too and when we got to the huge boulders. I wasn't going to pussy foot around...I made sure we were on the opposite side of the trail just in case someone were to pass by. I got to my knees behind him pushing him against a rock wall and put my nose first to his seam of his Khaki hiking pants...the thin material kind that has zippers on the legs to turn them instantly into shorts...There was so much overwhelming butt smell mixed with the tiniest scent of shit smell...just the tiniest bit...it drove me wild. I reached up and unbuckled his belt and yanked both his pants and underwear down in one real fast motion. I had that beautiful muscled white butt inches from my face and I didn't waste another moment....I did think though...."well Mark...clean or dirty I am going to bury my face and tongue inside you...I am going to find out what Mark's butt tastes and smells like right now." Oh my...first I thought....too stinky and too dirty...but he was just very strong...I always compare good butt smell to a very dirty underarm smell..Like a construction workers smell after being in the sun working all day long...Mark had that smell and with shit smell...so when I pushed my tongue into his asshole...his hot soft velvetty smoothness made way for a unique taste too...."was I tasting Mark's shit?" I thought...and although I am not the least bit into scat I think I sort of was with Mark..as far as turned on that I had my tongue inside of perhaps his shitty asshole...I rimmed him for sooo long...and he reached around to grab my head with his big hand and arched his ass out to meet my tongue. Finally I turned him around and put his very hard dick into my mouth...my eating him out had made him so hot that he didn't last very long...I swallowed all of his hot cum...there was a lot of it too....I remember finishing and wiping my mouth looking up at Mark's face so red and so pleased and then to my dogs....looking on curiously as they stretched out on the leaf covered ground. I was glad I was alone for the weekend, there was no way I was washing my face off for the rest of the day...I could smell Mark's muskiness everywhere on my face...It was one of those times that goes down in the annals of an extreme butt fetishist as I am...... just sayin.
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omg.....that video....its sexy hot till we get the reaction...hmmm was he "acting" for the cameras....who knows...wish it had been my nose ;-)
oh my gawd! I was overdue for a good buttsmell from a blue collar hot dude..and boy did today make up for the "drought"...boy do I love the hotter weather for so many reasons, but as far as butt smell goes between a hot dude's fleshy cheeks...it makes for much more intense funkiness...
just an hour ago, I was at the local hardware store and I was looking for a type of nail. This really hot dude about mid to late twenties with a very good body was working right next to where I was searching...and he was filling these bins with screws and nails....I look over and there is a peek of his crack...no undies and his jeans were sagging a great deal....so I got out my cell phone and quickly shot this pic...unfortunately the light sucked....and I was nervous and it's blurry...but not my memory.....so I quickly went to work, untying my shoe and went to one knee behind him...and quickly placed my nose right where his crack was exposed....ok...this just happened so in retelling this, I want to jack off one more time.....his butt smell is still fresh in my mind and nose....
Damn his smell was perfect....it was definitely not clean....not tooo dirty ...but dirty..and his smell was coming up and I easily smelled his butt...I wanted to say "dude you have the smelliest butt!" but I sniffed as quickly and deeply as I could. He really is sexy and that makes smelling his butt all the more arousing...I got home and jacked off and thought.....god what would it have been like to have had the opportunity to place my nose between his naked fleshy cheeks right then and there and just inhale as deeply as possible...I just know it would have been up there with one of the stinkiest and sexiest butt's I had ever smelled.......
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Ok....I can go awhile without sniffing a hot unsuspecting ass.....then Boom! A super hot experience materializes right before my eyes.....and nose. today I was in Best Buy and had been in the store for about ten minutes when one of the employees was helping a customer leaning against a counter facing away.....I could not believe how big and round this guys ass was....and how the fabric was creeping in between his buns as he stood with his weight shifted more to one hip so one cheek stood out more than the other.....immediately I knew he had to have a musk filled butt crack and that I had waited too long to sniff an unsuspecting buttcrack...I acted very fast...no one else was around ..I went to my knees behind the hot ass, grabbed a cover for a kindle fire that was in a security plastic box so I would appear to have a reason to be down there and quickly placed my nose lightly against the fabric of his pants and sniffed deeply.....it was as if I knew he was going to stink down there.....very musky and funky...I could tell his pants had been worn several times without being washed....so I sensed motion nearby and pulled away memorizing his wonderfully funky butt smell....it made me woozy and horny.....he went on talking to the customer facing away from me and I just stared at his beautifully round butt know knowing that there was butt smell there......he never even saw me down behind him...
I wanted to see his face....so I casually went around to the other side of the aisle and was very pleased....he was sooo sexy with sort of long hair near the bottom of his neck...I tried to read his name tag but he was a tad too far away from my vision....so I decide to walk to another part of the store and I can't get his buttsmell out of my head....wishing I could do it again....so I am now at the Blueray movie section. I temporarily am distracted by a real good sale on movies so I start looking....then my smelly assed man is now done with his customer and before I knew it he is asking me if I am finding everything ok...my heart skips and I think quickly and ask about the sale and tell him I am looking for particular movies...he is really a genuinely nice guy so I ask "Jeff" as his name tag revealed if he was from the local area...he had only been here two months.....he mentioned that he was into jujitsu and that really turned me on...so I said wow when I really wanted to say "I just sniffed your butt a few minutes ago....and loved how your butt smells thru your pants"...I felt me getting a bit red in the face but I was calm because he was a genuinely nice guy from Michigan, as he told me....so suddenly another customer is in the same aisle and obviously wanted to ask a question...so being the quick thinking "analist" that I am I said I think someone has a question and the moment he turned around blocking the view of the other person I was on my knees and I this time really sniffed harder and this time stronger funkiness filled my nose....I was in heaven...then I pulled away and just starred at his perfectly shaped manly butt.....wishing I could have his naked butt in my face......well the other customer kept him busy and I decided to leave....he was very friendly and sexy and I am going back for more ASAP...I really needed his butt to smell exactly as it did....it was like I could imagine how much more intense the funky raunchiness would be if he were naked and my ace was buried in between his butt cheeks.......thanks Jeff ;-)
In Australia we have something slightly different:
OMG! I had a very musky musky ass handed to me yesterday! I scheduled a Chimney sweep done at my house....based on a referral from a contractor in our city.....all I knew was his name was Shawn....so he gets to the door an hour late...I was sort of pissed till I opened the door and saw the rugby player looking dude.....instantly I knew I would be sniffing his butt! I knew that chimney sweeps are often inside the house right at the chimney with their asses "vulnerably" sticking out.....I absolutely knew that I would get a good opportunity! God I was trembling! I really was....cuz I could feel that he had a very manly smelling ass....his shorts didn't seem clean......I knew it was my lucky day...and it had been awhile since I had been given the opportunity to really truly sniff some good old blue collar butt right in my own home!
I didn't waste anytime, I grabbed my camera and snapped the pic when he was in my favorite position for ass sniffing....but normally that only happens when your sneaking up on a dude sleeping or passed out.......I loved that he had his noisy shop vac turned on.....it seemed to give me much more courage...I already had decided that if he turned around when I was doing my sniffing, I would simply act like I was trying to look up the chimney at what he was cleaning......
when I got my nose right at his crack...first thing I realized was that lots of hot temperature was eminating from between his cheeks......next I was hit with a very stinky butt aroma...this dude really didn't know how to wipe his butt was the first impression I got...but he was a sexy straight man...with a big round butt like a rugby player....so I enjoyed and sniffed and sniffed slowly I sort of pushed my nose into the fabric to really get a deeper sniff.....there are times that I really get off on secret sniffing when it involves musky shit smell....this was one of those times.....had he been average in the sexy department that might have been a different story.....finally I figured I needed to rush to the bathroom to jack off....I exploded and when I came out he was still in that position.....all I could think of was wishing I could tell him that I sniffed his very stinky butt for several minutes...and really liked that his butt was extra stinky....go figure......god I love sniffing blue collar ass.....yum
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This condominium is a perfect winter retreat for families. It is furnished for comfort and is in a superb location near the Dollar Mountain beginner ski lift and the Elkhorn Golf Course. Amenities include a balcony off of the living room, the fully equipped kitchen, and a washer/dryer in most units. The two-story ceiling with large windows in the living room creates a bright, spacious environment for relaxation.
Hot Tub
Walk to shuttle for lift access
ElkhornWalk to shuttle for lift access
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Rental Shops
- PKs Ski & Sport
- Cava Cava
- Ketchum Grill
- Cornerstone Bar and Grill
- Dashi
- Il Naso Ristorante Italiano
- Perrys Restaurant
Policies including cancellation vary by property. With questions about this property's policies, contact a Ski.com Mountain Vacation Specialist.


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Opus One 2010
The Hamptons Luxury Wine Basket-Opus One 2010
The most luxurious wine basket in our collection, this impressive gift combines Opus One 2010 with the finest artisan foods and the most decadent desserts available.
A bottle of Opus One 2010 is presented with Cakebread Cellars Chardonnay and Sokol Blosser Pinot Noir. An elegant hammered-bronze chiller also beautifully displays Volpi Rose Wine Salami, Signature Smoked Salmon, Auberge Brie, Ghirardelli and Godiva Chocolates, Guylian Truffles, Lemon Pome Frais, and many more delectable provisions.
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Opus One 2010
Opus One 2010
One of the highlights among the more recent releases, the 2010 Opus One is flat-out gorgeous. Dark cherries, plums, graphite, cassis and pencil shavings are all woven together in a fabric of notable class and elegance. The 2010 stands out for its exceptional minerality, tension and pure power. Readers will have to be patient. This is a picture perfect rendering of this great Napa Valley Cabernet Sauvignon vintage.
Tasting Notes:
Aromas of blackberry, rose petals, chocolate and espresso accentuate fruity and earthy nuances. Round velvety tannins enrobe a silky texture with a touch of minerality. The flavors of dark fruit are enhanced by the well integrated acidity. The acidity and tannin structure promise a very long life ahead.
84% Cabernet Sauvignon, 5.5% Merlot, 5.5% Cabernet Franc, 4% Petit Verdot and 1% Malbec
Drink now for the next 20+ years.