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HootSuite is searching for an exceptional Corporate Account Executive to join our flock. This position is focused on selling our enterprise level product to Small and Medium sized businesses in the market. If you are an experienced Sales Professional with outstanding communication skills a positive team-focused attitude, and an insatiable hunger to win then we should grab a coffee and chat.
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Assemblyman Christopher Friend (R- Big Flats) wants New Yorkers to take advantage of the opportunity to submit their ideas on how to streamline government. Governor Cuomo has launched the Spending and Government Efficiency (SAGE) Commission's web site that will allow the public to take an active role in the efforts to right size government and save taxpayers money.
"This is a great chance to have your voice heard and bring positive change to Albany," said Friend. "Waste is a serious issue that depletes needed resources and undermines the legitimacy of government. The web site will allow the state to solicit ideas to help combat inefficiencies while also giving the public a vested role in the process."
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The amount of loose skin is the deciding factor. After a dramatic weight gain-and-loss (pregnancy), tummy tuck will be the only way to rid you off the loose skin in your abdomen. Liposuction is only for fat loss and will not do much to the skin in terms of aesthetic improvement. In fact, if you already have loose skin, it might even exacerbate the condition, because lipo-suction is the suction of fat, the skin will remain and may overhand even more.
Tummy tuck is a more complicated surgical procedure than liposuction. In liposuction a thin, hollow tube (cannula) is inserted into the body, and fat is "sucked out." This leaves minimal scarring and recovery is very fast. With tummy tuck, a larger incision is necessary, in order to expose the abdominal wall and remove fat. Abdominal muscles may need to be sutured together after the surgery, which may require complete quiet and prolonged healing. Anything like extending your arms or undergoing even light exercise within 4-6 weeks after a tummy tuck is guaranteed to cause complications and is therefore against Dr.Fisher's strict directive.
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Antibiotic prophylaxis of clean surgical procedures (e.g., elective operations on skin and soft tissue) is controversial based on a single randomized trial that showed benefit in breast and groin hernia surgery. The controversy persists because the incidence of superficial surgical site infection was so high (4%, versus an expected incidence of about 1%) in the placebo group. Evidence that antibiotic prophylaxis is indicated for soft tissue procedures of other types is lacking entirely, and prophylaxis cannot be recommended. If administered, antibiotic prophylaxis should be given before the skin incision is made, and only as a single dose. Additional doses are not beneficial because surgical hemostasis renders wound edges ischemic by definition until neovascularization occurs, and antibiotics cannot reach the edges of the incision for at least the first 24 hours. Not only is there lack of benefit, prolonged antibiotic prophylaxis actually increases the risk of postoperative infection. Increasingly in the practice of plastic surgery, there is a tendency to leave closed-suction drains in place for prolonged periods in the erroneous belief that the incidence of wound complications is reduced by prolonged drainage. Nothing could be further from the truth. Data indicate that the presence of a drain for more than 24 hours increases the risk of postoperative surgical site infection with MRSA. Closed suction drains must be removed as soon as possible, ideally within 24 hours. Prolonged antibiotic prophylaxis is often administered to "cover" a drain left in place for a prolonged period. This is a prime example of error compounding error, and is a practice that must be abandoned.


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"I think I'm above average but not much more. When you've been a professor and provost at Stanford, you know what real genius is. I've seen genius, and I'm not it."
There's a wide range between "smart" and "genius," but Rice immediately selected the most extreme measure and judged herself wanting: If I'm not Einstein, I don't even deserve to call myself intelligent. Instead, why couldn't Rice have said: "Yes, I recognize, after all these years of achievement, that I'm smart, and I feel a lot of pride at having worked hard and earned my success. A strong sense of self-worth gives you confidence, and I hope every woman can realize her own potential and derive the same benefits from doing so that I have."
Of course, high-profile women who minimize their accomplishments might simply be telling the public what it expects to hear. In private, maybe these paragons recognize that all this self-effacement is baloneya pretense to accommodate society's gender biases. After all, research consistently shows that women are condemned for qualities that elicit admiration for men. "When men are being tough, voters define it as strength, but when women show toughness, the voters think they're bitches," pollster and political strategist Celinda Lake reports. "The research shows parallel stereotypes of women in executive management."
Nor are younger generations immune from these kinds of sexist judgments. "Why has there never been a female student-body president at my high school?" wonders a twentysomething Harvard graduate who attended a prestigious prep school, where she was an outstanding student and leader. "Sometimes I ask myself, Why didn't I run? Probably because I was afraid people wouldn't like me. And the truth is, they probably wouldn't have. There's this attitude that if you're a girl, there's a limit on how much success you're allowed. When I was nominated for a major award, the friends of another candidate went around telling people that they shouldn't vote for me because I already had `too much'; I was the editor of the school paper and had been accepted early decision to Harvard. So the other person won."
The popularity issue is further complicated by a sexual double standard. Power is perceived as enhancing a man's desirability; as former secretary of state Henry Kissingera paunchy, bespectacled older man known for dating improbably beautiful starletsonce observed, "Power is the ultimate aphrodisiac." But women tend to be neutered by elevated status. "Even highly successful and ambitious women, like CEOs I've interviewed, are loath to identify themselves as ambitious because they feel it desexualizes them," says Anna Fels, MD, a psychiatrist and author of Necessary Dreams: Ambition in Women's Changing Lives. "That's less true in the black community and in the lower-middle and lower classes; those women haven't been brought up with the expectation that femininity is equated with a subordinate role. But for the white middle-class woman, it's a major issue."
Author Catherine Orenstein confronted women's reluctance to put themselves forward when she started the Op-Ed Project, a training program to expand the range of voices represented on the nation's editorial pages. She was inspired by the striking gender imbalance in the major media80 percent of op-eds are written by men, though editors claim that the disparity is not caused by discrimination but by the simple fact that up to 90 percent of submissions come from men. "I call it the culture of self-abnegation," Orenstein says. "At the beginning of each session, we did an exercise where we wanted women to answer the question, `Why are you an expert?' People hated the exercise. They said it was immodest and elitist, that it felt like self-promotion. Well over 3,000 people have come through our programs, and it's very rare that men have trouble with this exercise. With women, it's virtually universal. When women talk about the reasons, they almost always stem from virtues taken to excess: modesty, humility, responsibility, selflessness. But when you're living in a culture where you don't have a big voice, you start to internalize the external context, and you become part of your own marginalization."
A longtime advocate for women's rights, Gloria Feldt takes on these self-defeating attitudes in her new book, No Excuses: 9 Ways Women Can Change How We Think About Power. "Though insidious cultural barriers remain, we must face the fact that from the boardroom to the bedroom, from public office to personal relationships, no law or formal barrier is keeping us from achieving equality and justice except our own unwillingness to `just take them,' as Sojourner Truth urged a century and a half ago," writes Feldt, the former president of Planned Parenthood.
Her interest in power was sparked by research she did on women in politics. "Millions of dollars are being spent to help recruit, train, and support women to get elected, and yet they've scarcely moved the dial at all," Feldt says. "The problem was not that the doors were not open. The problem was that women were not walking through those doorsand that just blew me away."
One reason women hang back is what Feldt calls a lack of "intentionality." "It seems that from their earliest days, boys know they're supposed to have a specific interest; they can decide to be and do whatever they want," she says. "Girls are now told they can be and do anything, but they're much less likely to be taught that they should have a life plan that's intentional. Girls are socialized to be reactive; boys are socialized to be the askers, girls the askees."


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The world knows him as the reserved and unassuming head of India's largest business conglomerate, but away from the office and his sober business suits, there's a different dimension to Tata's life — a life car enthusiasts would die for.
Quite simply, he is crazy about cars. He can't help it. Born a Parsi, the passion is deeply embedded in his DNA. Over the years Ratan has acquired quite a collection of cars and the pristine way in which he maintains them explains why the label 'Parsi owned' fetches a premium in the used car market.
When he's not jetting across the globe, Ratan spends most Sundays behind the wheel. His ritual is to take a couple of his cars, one by one, for a short spin down Marine drive, in South Mumbai. So next Sunday it could be turn of the Ferrari California followed by the Maserati Quattroporte or the new Jag to get lovingly driven around a 10km loop.
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I decided to have an Olivia themed party for my now 3 year old daughter. After reading some of the reviews, I decided party hats wouldn't be the best idea so I purchased thes instead. She absolutely LOVED seeing everyone with their "Olivia" ears on. It was sooo cute!
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Also among the 9 nominees for best picture Thursday: the old-age love story "Amour"; the Iran hostage thriller "Argo"; the independent hit "Beasts of the Southern Wild"; the slave-revenge narrative "Django Unchained"; the musical "Les Miserables"; the shipwreck story "Life of Pi"; the lost-souls romance "Silver Linings Playbook"; and the Osama bin Laden manhunt chronicle "Zero Dark Thirty."
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It's going to be a big shock going from city life to suburbia, but we certainly won't mind the nice weather nearly all-year-round, seeing trees and grass instead of concrete, and having a lower-stress life. We ended up finding a charming and sunny three-bedroom house that we'll rent for the year. It's in a country club community (golf, anyone?) with a view that pretty much looks like this:
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Well I failed my test..woot woot for me..I feel like shit since I can't graduate with the class, but I guess that's ok. Im disappointed in myself, I should have done better, but no im too stupid. Soo ya. That was the good news today, all that fuckin studying for nothing, so all imma do is put my math book away, and study later on and i'll take it during the summer I guess. I feel so stupid right now, everyone kept giving me that sad face which was makin me even more sad, like I went to work and I told my aunt and she was like aww and made this sad face, and it made me so sad, and I wanted to cry. Then all of a sudden my mom calls and she wanted to talk to me but I couldn't cuz I didn't wanna cry. Then she got to work and took me to the back and I told her and she looked like she wanted to cry, cuz she was sad, and she felt bad..then all of a sudden I just started crying, for about a good 5 mins. I felt like an ass. But ehh I guess shit happens right? Now all I have to do is tell my dad..oh wow wat a joy. Disappoint everyone I think that's wat imma do. Oh well tho! This sucks..hell I wanna die now. I guess it isn't that serious, but im makin it seem like a big deal. I dunno. I guess I just wanted to do one thing right in my life and look back at wat I did, but I can't even do that. So I guess this isn't the greatest day, hey im out of skool now..well it gets out tomorrow, but Im not gonna go anymore since there isn't really any point of goin at all. Oh well. I'll prolly just end up working most of the day tomorrow, Oh oh I got a van that's cool stuff. I love it, it's an old van, but I still love it. My grandpa is selling it to me for 500..so imma give him 200 next week. That's gonna be awesum. So other than that my week is shit. Enuff complaing im out. I'll prolly go to sleep, they sent me home so now I have nothing to do. This is all for now...Laterz
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It's amazing how feature-packed and luxurious gaming headsets have become.
Not to date myself, but in the early morning years of my youth, a gaming headset was something that only PC gamers used, and unless they were "ballin," it wasn't much more than a cheap pair of headphones with a microphone attached. Time and technology, however, have dramatically changed the gaming headset landscape. Not only have features and designs improved, but prices have soared to almost ludicrous heights.
Enter Skullcandy, with its new line of gaming headsets. Although it has recently acquired the mighty Astro Gaming, Skullcandy is creating its own lineup of gaming headsets aimed at players who might not want to burn all of their holiday money on just a headset. The collection is comprised of three headsets: the wired SLYR, and the wireless PLYR 1 and PLYR 2. I'm taking a look at the $129.95 PLYR 2.
The PLYR 2, with all of its Web 2.0 naming, is a solid headset, but lacks the some of the features and the flair of some other over-$100 units. Within the slick package is the following:
- PLYR 2 headset
- Wireless audio transmitter
- 2x USB to mini USB cables
- 3.5 mm to L/R (red and white) RCA pass through cable
- 2.5 mm audio patch cable for Xbox 360
The PLYR 2 is made almost entirely of plastic. That keeps cost down — and we all love that — but it doesn't make the headset feel like it's worth the $130 price tag. That's not to say that the PLYR 2 feels like it'll snap in your hand, but its build is something to keep in mind if you tend to hurl headsets across the room after getting pwned in Halo 4.
The bulk of the review unit's earcup is matte white that's highlight with glossy white lines and glossy black skulls. The top band is the same matte white with the word "SKULLCANDY" in glossy white. The plastic used to adjust the position of the earcups is a very bold matte red. The bottom portion of the earcups, where most of the hand interaction takes place, is also glossy white. The mic boom is a matte black rubber.
The pads on the PLYR 2 are soft, plush material that're wrapped in simple black cotton-like cloth. The headband pad is much softer than the pads in the earcups – to the point where the headset felt like it wasn't being fully supported and the excess pressure pushed down a bit too much on my ears. It wasn't enough to make me stop wearing them immediately, but it was certainly enough to make its presence known.
Feature-wise, the PLYR 2 hits most of the necessary points, but there are few that are conspicuous by their absence. Let's start with what this headset gets right: it comes with a built-in Li-On (lithium-ion) battery that's rechargeable via USB. I've looked at more expensive headsets that have many more bells and whistles, but they lack this essential feature. This is a big thumbs up for Skullcandy.
PLYR 2 has a number of features, too. On the outside of the right cup lives a 4-way analog nub that controls volume levels and game-to-voice ratio. For those that aren't familiar with game-to -voice, it's a control that adjusts the level of incoming chat to sounds that are coming from whatever media you're taking part in so it's easier to hear all of your friends trash talk. It's a cool, useful feature.
At roughly $130, I don't expect legit 7.1 or even 5.1 surround sound, but give me something. Even virtual 5.1 surround sound would have done the trick.
The wireless base puck has two USB ports on the rear side: one mini to power the puck and one full size to run a cable to the headset to charge it. The headset is fully functional while charging. A 3.5mm audio jack resides on the back of the puck. What I really would have like to see here is a digital audio jack like TOSLINK. In an age where most, if not all, media we consume is digital, a digital jack would be welcome.
On the backside of the right cup is the EQ3, a sliding switch that lets you select one of three built-in EQ presets: Bass Mode, Supreme Mode, and Precision Mode. The presets are permanently set and are not replaceable or editable, which is regrettable as the ones built-in mostly let you choose how hard the bass hits. Being able to adjust the bass is a handy tool as Bass-Mode feels like a sub-woofer strapped to your head. Fine-tuning would have been much appreciated.
Also sorely missing is surround sound in any form. At roughly $130, I don't expect legit 7.1 or even 5.1 surround sound, but give me something. Even virtual 5.1 surround sound would have done the trick. The Playstation Pulse, which retails for just $20 more than the PLYR2, has virtual 7.1 surround.
I ran into a few head-scratching moments during setup and testing. To connect the puck, you plug the mini USB into the system for power and, get this, you need to connect the 3.5 mm to RCA cables to the composite A/V cables that came with the PS3/Xbox 360.
That raises a question: does anyone use or even have the composite cables that came with their system? Chances are no, and just about everyone with either of these systems is using HDMI exclusively. Fortunately, I had my PS2's combination component/composite cables on hand which worked as the PlayStation business-end hasn't changed between the two systems. The only situation where I could see this as a necessary connection option is for those who own the first-generation Xbox 360 that doesn't have HDMI.
Next, you plug the RCA cables into the pass-through cables, but you don't actually plug the pass-through cables into anything. In my case, they just hung about as my TV — and newer slim LED TVs — either use dongles for composite or have ditched it all together. That's not the kind of solution I'm willing to pay $130 for until I win the Powerball.
Setup on the PS3 and Xbox 360 are nearly identical with the exception that the Xbox 360 requires the use of the 2.5 mm patch cable to connect the headset to the controller for chat. Technically, that does render the headset wired instead of wireless, but we're not going to nitpick. Setup to a computer is a little simpler and much cleaner. The 3.5 mm to RCA cable is replaced with audio patch cable that's 3.5 mm male on either end. Of course this cable isn't actually included, but a quick trip or a dollar store yielded a six-foot version of exactly what I needed.
Aside from the highly questionable puck setup/connection, the PLYR 2 headset has good audio quality. It's not great, but unless you're listening to studio-quality music, you might not notice. I found that the bass heavily unbalanced and hit way too hard, especially with the EQ in Bass-Mode. The Precision EQ mode is the only one that comes pretty close to balanced.
Skullcandy has managed to deliver a workable wireless headset in the PLYR 2. The unit does what it's supposed to do fairly well….
I tested the PLYR 2′s mic works on both the PS3 and PC and it worked quite well. I didn't hear complaints from anyone that I talked to using it. When I performed some recordings and played them back, they sounded as clear as one would expect from a phone call with good reception.
The battery-life on the headset is good, but during my testing was nowhere near the claimed 15 hours of use. I could see that working if that amount of time was broken up into smaller chunks. The PLYR 2 lasted roughly 8 hours of continued use before I heard the beep of a dying battery (the headset beeps when the battery gets to 15%, just like a dying cell phone). So given that I had 15% left at 8 hours, I would say that 9-10 hours should be expected of continuous use.
At the end of the day Skullcandy has managed to deliver a workable wireless headset in the PLYR 2. The unit does what it's supposed to do fairly well, but there are some serious faults and glaring omissions that don't warrant a price tag of $129.99. If the PLYR 2 were at the same price point as the SLYR, which is $89.99, then most of the missteps could be overlooked. I would almost like to hope that the PLYR 1 will fix all of my gripes with the series, but fixes to an existing product shouldn't cost consumers an extra $50.
You can buy Skullcandy PLYR2 at Amazon for $129.99.


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David B. Fein, United States Attorney for the District of Connecticut, announced that CARL CHEESEBORO, 48, of Ansonia, was sentenced today by United States District Judge Janet C. Hall in Bridgeport to 51 months of imprisonment, followed by two years of supervised release, for unlawful possession of ammunition by a convicted felon. CHEESEBORO pleaded guilty to the offense on March 28, 2011.
According to court documents and statements made in court, on April 23, 2010, CHEESEBORO possessed 18 rounds of .45 caliber ammunition and 26 rounds of 10 millimeter ammunition, all of which had been manufactured out of state.
CHEESEBORO's criminal history includes seven state felony convictions. It is a violation of federal law for a person previously convicted of a felony offense to possess ammunition that has moved in interstate or foreign commerce.
CHEESEBORO has been detained since his arrest on January 7, 2011.
This case was investigated by the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives, and the Ansonia, Derby, Seymour and Shelton Police Departments. The case was prosecuted by Assistant United States Attorney Marc H. Silverman.
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Pro Soccer Talk "The Sunderland Echo has a decent-length write-up on the future of American striker Jozy Altidore at the Stadium Light, and his future is said to currently lie in either France or Germany. The loan destinations have been mentioned in the past, but there are new details regarding Lille's love for..." December 19
Daily Mirror "Sunderland boss Gus Poyet has said that he is desperate to land Liverpool striker Fabio Borini in the January transfer window. The Italian enjoyed a fruitful loan spell at the Stadium of Light last year and scored 10 goals to help keep the Black Cats in the Premier League. Talks between the..." December 08
Daily Mail "Crystal Palace and Sunderland are among the clubs monitoring Senegal international midfielder Stephane Badji. The 24-year-old impressed scouts during his country's 1-0 victory over Egypt in Cairo on Saturday and is keen on a move to England." November 18
Daily Mail "Gus Poyet will attempt to arrest Sunderland's slide by axing goalkeeper Vito Mannone - while former England winger Adam Johnson is also under threat. The Black Cats have slumped in to the relegation zone after losing their last two – 8-0 at Southampton at 2-0 at home to Arsenal – and Poyet is..." October 29
Sky Sports "Sunderland players have offered to refund fans who made the long trip to Southampton to see their side beaten 8-0 in the Premier League on Saturday. Own goals from Santiago Vergini and Liam Bridcutt and strikes from Graziano Pelle (2), Jack Cork, Dusan Tadic, Victor Wanyama and Sadio Mane..." October 21
Sky Sports "Sunderland striker Jozy Altidore admits he doesn't know whether Burnley are interested in signing him. Having scored just one league goal in 33 appearances for the Black Cats, there have been reports linking the USA international with a move away from the Stadium of Light." October 15
The Guardian "Jozy Altidore is hoping for a winter transfer out of Sunderland after a disappointing 18 months in the UK. The USA striker may be a regular for Jürgen Klinsmann's national team, but has struggled to make an impression for Gus Poyet's side, managing a solitary league goal in 33..." October 09
Pro Soccer Talk "The Premier League and its clubs have continued to examine the possibility of adding matches overseas in the United States. The aim to hold a 39th round of contests at different places across the globe was denied six years ago by FIFA and other domestic officials, but an interest in completing..." October 08
The Express "Reports claim the Premier League trio are keen to acquire the winger who has been deemed surplus to requirements at Old Trafford. Young started United's first three matches of the season, but has since failed to feature for Louis Van Gaal's team of Galacticos. The 29-year-old's contract is..." September 29
Daily Star "Bardsley, who played 174 games for the Black Cats, returns to the Stadium of Light for tonight's Capital One Cup tie with Poyet admitting he's still hurting at his decision to move on. Poyet insists he holds no grudges but admits after all the pair went through last season, his exit hit him..." September 23
Daily Mirror "Micah Richards was locked in talks with Sunderland on Saturday night about a season-long loan from Manchester City. City told the former England defender he could leave after he refused to sign a new contract that would have seen him take a significant drop on his £65,000-a-week wages. The..." August 31
Chronicle Live "Gus Poyet will spend the next 48 hours on the phone as he looks to wrap up Sunderland's transfer business. In the wake of the 1-0 defeat at QPR, Poyet again insisted that there remains plenty of work to do in the transfer window before his squad is up to scratch. And with the Monday's 11pm..." August 31
The Express "Kalou was in fine form for the Ligue 1 outfit last season, netting 16 goals and assisting five in all competitions. The former Chelsea man has since been linked with a return to the Premier League after Arsenal, Liverpool and Everton all expressed an interest. However, reports in France now..." August 25
The Express "Borini was a huge success at Sunderland last season and looked poised to join the Wearsiders a few weeks ago as both clubs agreed a £12million fee. But the Italy international had a change of heart and instead hinted he wanted to stay at Liverpool to fight for a first team place. Poyet,..." August 23
The Telegraph "Sunderland are demanding West Ham United pay £8 million to take Connor Wickham to Upton Park. West Ham made a formal approach for Wickham on Monday, but were told their £5 million valuation is not enough. Wickham has only a year left on his Sunderland contract and is yet to sign a new deal,..." August 12
talkSport "The Cameroon striker, who took part in his fourth World Cup in Brazil this summer, is available on a free transfer following his release from Chelsea. The 33-year-old's agent, Claudio Vigorelli, had been in talks with the West Ham hierarchy about a one-year deal with an option on a further..." August 05
The Express "Borini has been linked with a permanent switch to Sunderland this summer after helping the club beat relegation during a successful loan spell last term. And Poyet, who was pessimistic over the reported £14m deal last week, has announced the Black Cats are in negotiations with the Italy..." July 31
The Telegraph "Gus Poyet is hoping that he can persuade compatriot Cristian Rodríguez to join him at Sunderland after the winger signalled that he wants to leave the Spanish champions Atlético Madrid. Poyet knows that his fellow Uruguayan will have plenty of other options as he seeks regular first-team..." July 28
The Express "The clubs agreed a fee for Borini last week, but the Italian joined Liverpool on their pre-season tour to the USA rather than discussing personal terms with the Black Cats. Sunderland boss Gus Poyet is anxious to hold talks with Borini, 23, who was a major success on Wearside last term. But..." July 27
The Guardian "Fabio Borini's proposed £14m move from Liverpool to Sunderland remained in the balance on Saturday night as the Italian forward played hard to get. While reports that Borini has rejected the transfer out of hand are wide of the mark, Gus Poyet and Sunderland clearly have some persuading to do..." July 20
Sky Sports "The 23-year-old, who enjoyed a successful season-long loan at Sunderland last term, is set to move for a fee believed to be around £14million. The Italy international scored 10 goals for the Wearside club and is reportedly keen to return to the north-east to continue his development under Gus..." July 19
The Telegraph "Liverpool have agreed a £14 million fee with Sunderland for Italian striker Fabio Borini. Borini spent last season on loan at the Stadium of Light where he impressed manager Gus Poyet with some vital goals to assist the club's extraordinary Premier League survival. He was a priority signing..." July 18
Daily Star "Black Cats' chief Gus Poyet has identified Rodwell as his top midfield target having lost Jack Colback, Craig Gardner and Ki from last season's squad. City are ready to loan out the 23-year-old, who has struggled to make an impact at the Etihad Stadium. But Poyet has a tough task on his..." July 08
CBSSports.com "United States forward Jozy Altidore will not play Thursday against Germany. Altidore suffered a strained hamstring against Ghana and was not available for Sunday's match against Portugal, either. There was little hope for Altidore to return this quickly, but there is a silver lining. Should the..." June 25
ESPN FC "U.S. forward Jozy Altidore said on Friday he does not know when he will be able to return to World Cup play after being sidelined with a hamstring injury during the United States' 2-1 win over Ghana last Sunday. "I'm not really setting any timetable (to return). I'm just focused on getting..." June 20
The Telegraph "Tottenham Hotspur are lining up a shock cut-price bid for Sunderland central defender John O'Shea. With captain Michael Dawson free to leave White Hart Lane this summer, Spurs are looking for a new centre back who could slot straight into the first team. O'Shea only has a year remaining on..." June 19
SB Nation "Jozy Altidore will not be available when the United States takes on Portugal on Sunday, but Jurgen Klinsmann is confident the striker will be able play if the U.S. survives the group stage. "It's a bummer for all of us," Klinsmann told the media on Tuesday. "But we're going to make the best out..." June 18
SB Nation "Well, this is awful news for the United States. While chasing a long ball over the top, Jozy Altidore pulled up lame, grabbing his hamstring. It'll be a while before the USMNT knows the severity of the injury, but it was bad enough that he's unable to continue. Aron Johannsson has come on to..." June 16
Daily Mirror "Newcastle have joined the chase for Hull skipper Curtis Davies. The centre-back is in demand, with Sunderland and Everton both ready to pay £8million to prise him out of the Yorkshire club. But Toon chief Alan Pardew plans to tempt the Tigers with a player-plus-cash offer for the former..." June 08
Sky Sports "The Wales centre-back has one year left on his contract at the Liberty Stadium, so Swansea might be tempted to cash in on him now rather than risk losing him for nothing next summer. Williams has been linked with a move to Queens Park Rangers but Sky sources understand that Sunderland boss Gus..." June 07
Caught Off Side "The 29 year old has a year to run on his current contract and may be ready for a fresh challenge at the Stadium of Light. Gus Poyet is keen on bringing in the Welsh international and will offer £4m for Williams and offer Swansea City chairman Huw Jenkins may elect to accept if the experienced..." June 06
Fox Sports "Commercial revenue increased by 21% at Premier League clubs in the 2012/13 season and topped £2.5 billion for the first time, according to the Annual Review of Football Finance by Deloitte. However, over 75% of the revenue increase was spent on wages, which rose by £125m (8%) to £1.8billion and..." June 05
The Guardian "Gus Poyet has disappointed Southampton by agreeing a new, improved two-year contract with Sunderland, intended to keep him on Wearside until at least 2016. Although the Uruguayan told Ellis Short, the Sunderland owner, that he wanted to stay put three weeks ago certain details had still to be..." May 29
Daily Mirror "Sunderland are leading the chase to bring Michael Mancienne back to England. Mancienne, 26, wants to head home after a three-year stint in Germany with Hamburg. And the Black Cats are the front-runners ahead of Stoke, Swansea, QPR and Championship-bound Fulham to seal a bargain £1million..." May 26
Daily Mirror "Swansea boss Garry Monk wants to snap up Sunderland's out-of-contract midfielder Jack Colback. Monk wants to bring in more domestic signings in a major revamp of the squad left behind at the Swans by former boss Michael Laudrup. And Colback is keen to join them on a free transfer after..." May 21
Metro "West Ham are ready to offer a Premier League lifeline to Emanuele Giaccherini by signing him from Sunderland at the end of the season. With the Black Cats looking all but certain to be relegated from the top flight this term, Italy international Giaccherini had been facing an uncertain..." April 17
Daily Mail "Gus Poyet refused to rule out walking away at the end of the season after claiming an underlying problem at Sunderland had made them almost impossible to manage. Appointed last October after Paolo Di Canio's sacking, Poyet has failed to arrest a slide that increasingly looks like ending in..." April 14
Metro "It's tough to garner any real enthusiasm for football at the moment. Sunderland are staggering and stumbling their way towards relegation with seemingly no idea how to address the slide or indeed any willingness to put up their fists and fight for survival. As such I can only look ahead to..." April 11
Daily Star "The 22-year-old is currently on a season-long loan at Sunderland from Anfield, and has proved to be a fan favourite. Borini, midfielder Ki Sung-Yueng and left-back Marco Alonso are all due to return to their parent clubs at the end of the season. Poyet has already admitted he wants to sign..." March 18
Daily Mail "Sunderland are facing a huge battle to keep a clutch of their Capital One Cup heroes. Jack Colback, Phil Bardsley, Craig Gardner and Seb Larsson are all involved in contract disputes going into the final weeks of the season. All four, who played in Sunday's gallant League Cup final defeat..." March 06
Manchester Evening News "The Blues ace, voted official man of the match, last week warned his teammates that a defeat by Sunderland at Wembley could wreck their season - just as it did to Arsenal when they lost in the League Cup final three years ago. Having rubbed out the bitter memories of the FA Cup final defeat by..." March 04
Sky Sports "Sunderland midfielder Alfred N'Diaye has joined Real Betis on loan for the rest of the season. N'Diaye has only made a handful of appearances for Sunderland since he arrived just over a year ago and manager Gus Poyet has allowed him to seek regular first-team football in Spain." January 31
Sky Sports "Sunderland have accepted an improved offer from Stoke for Lee Cattermole, according to Sky sources. Stoke saw one deadline-day bid knocked back but returned with a second, believed to be worth up to £5m, and the midfielder will now travel south to talk terms and undergo a medical. Sunderland..." January 31
Daily Mirror "Gus Poyet claims golden oldie Wes Brown can play for Sunderland until he is 40. Brown, 34, has been outstanding since returning in November after nearly two years out with a serious knee injury. The centre-half will face his old club Manchester United at Old Trafford on Wednesday in the..." January 21
Sky Sources: Sunderland director of football Roberto De Fanti to leave the club in the next 24 hours #SSN
Daily Mirror "Hull City boss Steve Bruce is ready to make a record-breaking move for Sunderland striker Steven Fletcher. Scotland international hit man Fletcher has fallen out of favour under Gus Poyet in recent weeks and the Tigers are set to pounce. And Bruce will try to tempt the Black Cats into a sale..." December 27
The Telegraph "Gus Poyet is ready to make a raid on former club Brighton with a £2 million bid for Liam Bridcutt. Poyet, the Sunderland manager, will table an offer for the midfielder when the transfer window opens next week as he prepares to shake up his squad. Bridcutt, 24, was signed by Poyet from..." December 24
Daily Star "Sunderland striker Fabio Borini is looking to secure a loan move to Italy before returning to Liverpool at the end of the season. The Italian is currently on-loan at the Black Cats, but has endured a difficult time netting only once in the Tyne-Wear derby against rivals Newcastle. Borini's..." November 28
Daily Mail "Fulham are monitoring defender Phil Bardsley's contract situation at Sunderland with a view to a January move. Having been frozen out of the first-team under sacked manager Paolo Di Canio, the Scotland full back has established himself as one of new boss Gus Poyet's key men. His recent..." November 27
The Shields Gazette "The Halmstads striker has sprung to prominence on the back of scoring a hat-trick for Sweden against Argentina in a 4-1 victory in last month's Under-17s World Cup in Abu Dhabi, which saw him finish tournament top scorer with seven goals. There are claims that that display in particular has put..." November 18


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Weekend Reading: iPhone, Smartphone knowledge, Rogers Recruitment & baby "Hashtag"
This week we had some fun with our selection of Weekend Reading topics and decided to focus on some of the lighter stories we got a kick out of, including a baby named after social media, a smartphone quiz, Rogers recruiting, and iPhone 5 accessory gift ideas. Happy weekend everyone!
iPhone 5 holiday gift ideas
With the iPhone 5 only being a few months old, most owners are still fanatical about their new device and wanting every accessory imaginable to complement it! CNET simplified gift giving for all of us shopping for new iPhone owners over the holiday season. From the new lightning adaptor to custom gloves that allow them to use their touch screens in the cold – CNET lists some great ideas sure to be a hit with any iPhone lover.
Are you smarter than your smartphone?
If you weren't smarter than a fifth grader, you may want to skip this quiz. Info World posted a quiz this week with 20 questions designed to test your mobile knowledge. For example, do you know which company is credited with inventing the world's first cellphone? How about what the dessert name of Android 2.0's software was? If you think you've got what it takes to master this quiz, head over to Info World and let us know how you did! Can you beat my 80%?
Meet baby "Hashtag"
In a world where celebrities can name their babies "Apple," "Jermagesty," or "Audio Science," naming one's own child after a social media term seems normal in comparison! The first case was a man in Egypt who named his son "Facebook," and this week the world got wind of baby "Hashtag." Mashable shared the details earlier this week, but for fun you can also check out Cracked for their list of the 20 most bizarre celebrity baby names here. I wonder how long it will be before we hear about baby "Twitter" next!
Meet Rogers Recruitment team!
Career fairs are always a fantastic way to engage with new graduates to find out what they're looking for in a career. The Rogers Recruitment team recently attended the New Grad Expo in Toronto to speak with youth and highlight why Rogers made Canada's Top 100 Employers list. Check out our post from earlier this week, visit our careers site or follow @RogersCareers to find out how you can be part of our team.
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No one close to me has an iPhone 5 as of yet.
Regarding the Info World quiz, I scored a meager 65%. Your 80% is a great score. Suddenly I feel like I have homework to do???
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AHA files brief supporting subsidies in federal-facilitated exchanges
The AHA Feb. 18 urged the U.S. Court of Appeals for the District of Columbia Circuit to uphold a district court ruling that rejected a legal challenge to premium subsidies for lower income Americans in states that do not set up their own health insurance exchanges."In short, the [Affordable Care Act] will not work without subsidies, and Congress knew it," the AHA said in a friend-ofthe- court brief. "Yet plaintiffs insist that Congress designed the ACA so that tens of millions of Americans, in more than half the states, would be walled off from subsidies altogether."The AHA said the court should reject that interpretation. "It would be devastating to the ACA and to that statute's key goals," the association stated. "It would be equally devastating to America's hospitals…. And, critically, it bears no resemblance to what Congress intended."For more on the AHA's brief, click on: http://tinyurl.com/nzxm8qb.
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Central England Temperature - What a waste of time
With all the hoohah over the US surface stations and the apocalyptic warming the Met Office is warning us of I thought it was time for some investigation.
Met Office: HadCET:Central England Temperature
Central England Temperature is representative of a roughly triangular area of the United Kingdom enclosed by Bristol, Lancashire and London. The monthly series begins in 1659, and is the longest available instrumental record of temperature in the world.
The timeseries shows variations across a broad range of timescales, and illustrates recent warming. 2006 was the warmest calendar year in this record by a considerable distance, coming on top of a long run of warm years.
The HadCET data series consist of daily, monthly and seasonal temperatures. Anomalies are also calculated with respect to 1961-1990 climatology. The stations used to compile CET are chosen from the UK surface station network to be consistent as possible with those used historically. The data is then adjusted to ensure consistency with the historical series.
So I have spent several hours looking at the stations, adjustments, aerial photos, musing over the non adjustment for urban warming at Oxford Radcliffe Observatory and then I find that a commenter at Climate Audit has done all the work for me and I had been wasting my time.....
Climate Audit - by Steve McIntyre » Warmest Month
From 1878 to 1930, the monthly CET mean temperature record was the average of "Lancashire" and Oxford, where "Lancashire" was derived from four to seven stations in the northwest of England reduced to a common standard (Manley, 1946)
From 1931 to 1973, the Oxford record was thrown out and replaced by the "corrected" Radcliffe Observatory monthly mean (Knox-Shaw and Balk, 1932).
From 1974 to October 2004, the whole lot was thrown out and replaced by Rothamsted, Malvern, and the average of Squires Gate and Ringway.
And since October 2004, it's been comprised of Rothamsted, Malvern, and Stonyhurst, equally weighted.
Now, any scientist worth his salt will tell you that while this makes for an interesting record, we cannot draw any kind of firm conclusions regarding the record. In particular, comparing the pre- and post- 1974 records is useless.
Having said all that, here's the record so you can judge for yourselves whether the current warming is unusual …


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Benjamin Lee Zarn Sentenced in U.S. District Cour
Bill Mercer, United States Attorney for the District of Montana, announced today that during a federal court session in Great Falls, on April 1, 2000, before U.S. District Judge Sam E. Haddon, BENJAMIN LEE ZARN, a 34-year-old resident of Great Falls, appeared for sentencing. ZARN was sentenced to a term of:
- Prison: 60 months
- Special Assessment: $ 100
- Supervised Release: 5 years
ZARN was sentenced after having been found guilty during a 1-day trial of receipt of child pornography.
At trial, the following evidence was presented:
In May 2007, Northwestern Energy (NWE) determined that two company computers had been used to acquire child pornography via the Internet. Both computers, a desktop and a laptop, were located in a NWE business office located in Lewistown. NWE contacted the Lewistown Police Department and the FBI was called in to assist.
Further investigation revealed that entry into the NWE office in Lewistown is controlled by a computerized card key system. NWE employees, as well as employees of a janitorial service, were assigned individual key cards to acquire building access. NWE computers were also password protected with individual user accounts. However, on occasion, NWE employees would forget to log off their individual accounts at the end of a work day, leaving the computers vulnerable to unauthorized use by other individuals.
Comparison of NWE key card logs, as well as the Internet history of the computers found with child pornography on them suggested that ZARN was responsible for the illegal activity. ZARN was an employee of Magic City Cleaning, a janitorial business owned and operated by ZARN'S father. Magic City Cleaning provided the night janitorial services for NWE. The log data showed that on multiple occasions during late night hours, ZARN entered the NWE building when no other individuals were present. During those times, ZARN used the two computers to receive child pornography from various Internet web sites.
Forensic examination of the two NWE computers confirmed the presence of child pornography images contained in temporary Internet files, consistent with receiving images via the Internet. The date and time stamps associated with the images were consistent with the key card data identifying ZARN as the person in the building.
On November 27, 2007, ZARN was interviewed. He confessed to using the NWE computers to receive child pornography via the Internet. ZARN also reported that he had used two additional computers belonging to his father to receive child pornography via the Internet. Following ZARN'S confession, his father gave written consent for the agents to search the computers. Child pornography images were found on both computers.
Because there is no parole in the federal system, the "truth in sentencing" guidelines mandate that ZARN will likely serve all of the time imposed by the court. In the federal system, ZARN does have the opportunity to earn a sentence reduction for "good behavior." However, this reduction will not exceed 15% of the overall sentence.
Assistant U.S. Attorney Marcia K. Hurd prosecuted the case for the United States.
The investigation was a cooperative effort between the Federal Bureau of Investigation, the Lewistown Police Department, the Montana Division of Criminal Investigation, and the Billings Police Department.
This case was brought as part of Project Safe Childhood. In February 2006, the Department of Justice launched Project Safe Childhood, a nationwide initiative designed to protect children from online exploitation and abuse. Led by the United States Attorneys' Offices, Project Safe Childhood marshals federal, state and local resources to better locate, apprehend, and prosecute individuals who exploit children via the Internet, as well as identify and rescue victims. For more information about Project Safe Childhood, please visit www.projectsafechildhood.gov/.


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Gates foundation funds group to help charter schools
In November, Washington became the 42nd state to allow the independent public schools. The Bill & Melinda Gates Foundation has now pledged nearly $800,000 to start a charter-school incubator for help with planning.
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With the opening of Washington's first charter school likely 15 months away, more dollars from Seattle's tech economy are flowing toward groups that want to change the way the state thinks about public schools.
In November, Washington became the 42nd state to allow the independent public schools. The initiative campaign succeeded in part because of money from Seattle's tech economy — Microsoft co-founder Bill Gates donated $3 million, outside his charitable foundation, first for the signature-gathering effort and later to promote the initiative. Microsoft co-founder Paul Allen donated $1.5 million.
The voter-approved plan would open as many as 40 charter schools over five years.
The Bill & Melinda Gates Foundation has now pledged nearly $800,000 to start a new charter-school incubator to give charter schools extra help with startup planning. Run by the League of Education Voters, the Charter Schools Association will begin by helping groups that want to start a charter school write their applications.
Eventually, the group also hopes to provide leadership training and to advocate for charter schools in Washington state government, said Chris Korsmo, CEO of the League of Education Voters. Charter-school incubators like this new Washington group are common in other states where the schools are gaining a foothold, experts say.
The Gates money was a startup grant to get the organization going, but Korsmo expects the organization will get money from other sources, including out-of-state foundations.
Opponents of charter schools say they have a mixed track record in other states and that there are no guarantees that the ones that open here would be successful. They also worry that charters will take money away from regular public schools.
But those in favor of the independent public schools say they can do things like help minority and low-income students improve their learning, close the achievement gap and head to college.
Daphne Moore of the Walton Family Foundation said her Bentonville, Ark., organization is paying close attention to what is happening in Washington state, but won't make any grants until the beginning of next year.
"We work with a number of different groups to support the development of high-quality charters," Moore said. "It's all about giving parents high-quality choices."
Representatives of the Gates Foundation said they are interested in Washington's new charter incubator as part of the foundation's national goal to support public schools. In the past few years, Gates has supported similar charter-support groups in Connecticut, Louisiana, New York, Ohio, Texas and Colorado.
"Charters are one significant tool we're trying to use in Washington state," said David Bley, director of the foundation's Pacific Northwest work.
Some of the foundation's other education efforts in the state include helping schools adopt the new national academic standards and supporting colleges to improve their graduation rates.
Concerning charters, foundation staff is helping in Washington in a few other ways, Bley said. They've offered advice and made connections for the Charter School Commission and the State Board of Education.
"The school year starting 2014 is not so far away," he said, concerning the date when most people expect Washington's first charter schools to open. "It will take some time to get this done right." Bley added.
Korsmo said the League of Education Voters wants to make the most impact it can by helping people who are focused on serving kids who haven't been served well in regular public schools.
In addition to helping them set their academic plans, find a facility, find staff members and train them, and comply with both federal and state laws, the association would like to see the new schools collaborate.
The association also would like to see school districts and charter schools work together to learn from each other and help as many kids as possible.
"There's more interest and willingness to step out of the traditional box," she said of the districts that work closely with charter schools.
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Wow, dailies sounds like an amazing opportunity to see what everyone else is doing and get good feedback, although definitely nerve-wracking as well.
I would probably be terrified at the start too with events like the dailies, not so much for fear of what they would say but more speaking in front of such an important team.
Ah but in the end it would be amazing to work with such insanely talented people. One thing if for sure, through a person's work you can see a part of themselves so getting to know their work is getting to know a part of them. Thanks for the awesome article!
I still go through that anxiety presenting my work in dailies.
I'm sure it gets better eventually, but have that exact sickening feeling just before showing my stuff in front of sixty or so animators that I really respect.
But there's nothing like the feeling when the animation director says they like your shot.
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Expanding Medicaid: Congress will keep its word!
Under Obamacare, states initially were forced to expand Medicaid eligibility to families earning as much as 133 percent of the federal poverty level. The Supreme Court struck down the mandate as unconstitutional, so the expansion is up to each state.
A majority of the House Health, Human Services and Elderly Affairs Committee concluded that expansion "would be a vehicle for bringing hundreds of millions of federal dollars into the state." It said also that the "Medicaid expansion and its federal financing/matching rate are enshrined in federal law. Changing either of these federal government obligations would require an Act of Congress."
Goodness, an act of Congress! Why, Congress's word is as good as... as.... hey, wait a second.
If your best argument is that Congress will keep its word, then you don't have an argument. No one - literally, to use a Bidenism - believes that Washington will enshrine into permanency a subsidy it already cannot afford to fund. The argument mocks itself. Those making it have let themselves become tools of the administration's propaganda machine. They are undermining New Hampshire's future fiscal stability for the sake of advancing the Obama administration's political goals. They should be stopped. Passing House Bill 271, to prohibit the state's expansion of Medicaid, would do that, for now. It's too bad the House hasn't the will to do it.
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We grew up here. Right in this complex. There was a sign out front that said Gravity Gardens but I guess they changed that when the new management took over. Now it's Longleaf Commune, LLC.
Jeremiah Pettit used to live in that yellow house there. He was always loading up his truck to go fishing, coming back with coolers full of something or other. In the summer, he'd invite the whole complex over and grill some for us. A few times he gave Robbie and me a couple of dollars to find worms for him to use as bait. We'd dig around in the dirt and fill a little plastic cup right up to the lid and he'd give us 2 or 3 dollars. We were never really worried about the money. You know when you're young, half the fun of anything is being covered in dirt when you get home anyway.
Look there on the corner. There's our old house. We used to watch the sun set from the porch in the summer. Dad would bring us popsicles and we'd sit on the white lawn chairs. They're gone now, but they were white. I remember that. And we'd come back inside with purple faces and purple hands and silly grins. We were so happy we didn't even complain when it was time for bed.
I used to pretend I was Superman and jump off that picnic table out back with my arms spread wide. I always came back down, though. Once Robbie tried to jump, but he was smaller and he twisted his ankle. He screamed and cried. My mom didn't even ask any questions when she came into the yard. She picked up Robbie in one arm, took my cape off, and guided me by my shoulder back into the house. I couldn't play outside for a week and I never got my cape back.
And here! Here's the pond where I showed Robbie how to steer that remote-controlled hovercraft. Mom bought it for us for our birthdays the year Dad left. Our birthdays are actually three months apart, but Mom always bought us one gift that we had to share and she'd give it to us on alternating birthdays. I remember that year it was really cold for April and she didn't want us out by the pond. We begged and begged and I realize now that it was probably because Robbie looks so much like Dad that she finally said yes. We all put our coats on and walked down to the water together. I remember Robbie wanted us to take his hands and swing him high up in the air like Mom and Dad used to do, but I wasn't big enough.
The next year, when Robbie died, Dad came back for the funeral. He picked me up and hugged me. He whispered an apology before he put me back down. I didn't know what to say to him and I couldn't look at his face so I looked at his shoes. I put my foot next to his. I thought about what I would do when I was finally big enough to swing Robbie.


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