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DuraVent Type B Gas Vent is designed to meet the rugged demands of the job site. The inner wall is recessed to eliminate damage in handling. DuraVent's innovative system for a lock-tight connection for Type B Gas Vent called DuraLock. See the alignment indicators meet; feel the ends grasp together; hear the snap as the connection firmly locks into place. Type B gas vents are not suitable for use with wood-burning or coal applications, industrial ovens, exhaust ranges and hoods, grease or pollution ducting, or as free-standing exhaust vents for high temperature applications. Type B Gas Vent has been engineered to heat up rapidly. It remains hot during the operation of the appliance with minimal condensation in the appliance and vent system. Pipe lengths are available in multiple lengths, 6 to 60 inches, with a full complement of adjustable and rigid fittings.
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Almost a year ago I got a notification that someone commented on my work and it led me to an entire gallery. Not sure what happened here either. So I said thank you in Italian. I have ignored all future messages about comments because I can't even tell what cake the comment refers to. So I am not taking credit for anyone's cake either. I haven't noticed this issue on any other works of mine, just this link. And Lemon Tree Cakes, I don't think it's a mobile problem because it happens on all of my devices!

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Nori cultivation is an intricate craft in that spore quality, water temperature, a pristine growing environment and proper drying methods are crucial to producing the best quality product. Eden's nori is cultivated in the traditional manner using a system of woven rope nets that are tied to bamboo poles and horizontally suspended in the bay. This intricate substratum is placed in the shallow bay in late September or early October. Over the autumn, winter and early spring months, with the coming in and out of the tide and the cooling of the water temperature, the nori spores attach to the netting and slowly develop into nori fronds or leaves. In spring the fully developed fronds are harvested at low tide by scraping the nori from the netting and taking it ashore. The nori is washed with pure water, chopped and placed in mixers before pressing onto frames lined with woven reed mats. After naturally sun drying the nori is transformed into lustrous, paper thin sheets of 'sushi quality' nori. The sheets are then oven toasted and lightly seasoned with a delicious blend of organic shoyu soy sauce, organic mirin sweet rice cooking wine, sea salt, kombu, shiitake mushrooms, and red chili pepper seasonings. The seasoned sheets are then cut into easy to eat individual serving strips.
Eden Spicy Toasted Nori Strips are low in fat and cholesterol free. According to the FDA, "Diets low in sodium may reduce the risk of hypertension or high blood pressure, a disease associated with many factors." Eden Spicy Toasted Nori Strips are very low in sodium (20mg per 5 strip serving). For those who use sea salt that contains low amounts of iodine, nori is an excellent source of iodine, providing 35 percent of the daily value (DV).
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How dishwashers really work…
Firefox Has Encountered…
…an unexpected problem with Windows.
Oh… Hi… Umm… Meow?
Oh… hi… Umm… meow?
Martha Stewart's New Digs
Martha Stewart's New Digs
This Banana Tastes Funny
"This banana tastes funny" – George Bush.
Difference Between Men And Women
The difference between men and women…
Girlfriends: Harry Potter Versus Twilight
Ginny: When Harry broke up with me for my safety…
CIA: We Put The Coke In America
CIA: we put the coke in America.
Common Belief
The belief that there was nothing…
Too Long
Her: Do you want to her a joke about my vagina? Nevermind… you'll never get it! Her: Do you want to her a joke about my vagina? Nevermind… you'll never get it!
For A Good Time
For a good time, call…
To Wake Up Gay In The Morning…
To wake up gay in the morning just try this at Bedtime Tonight!
Times Have Changed
An image from an operating manual for the SAGE air defense system
Sideways Car
It's a little confusing…
I'm So Sick Of Not Being Understood!
I'm so sick of not being understood! What do you mean?
You You Read The First Line Wrong?
What if I told you you read the first line wrong?
Google+ Versus Facebook
Google Plus versus Facebook
I. Like. It. How. When. You. Read. This. The. Little. Voice. In. Your. Head. Takes. Pauses.
I. Like. It. How. When. You. Read. This. The. Little. Voice. In. Your. Head. Takes. Pauses.
Talking Dog For Sale
A man sees a sign outside a house – "Talking Dog for Sale."
It Looks Like You Are Wasting Office Supplies. Would You Like Some Help?
Clippit: It looks like you are wasting office supplies. Would you like some help?
A Cat With A Lion's Mane Hat
A cat with a lion's mane hat.
Melt Ice With My Mind
I can melt ice with my mind… just give me a few minutes…
Kevin Rudd's Ego
Kevin Rudd's Ego.
Secrets To A Long, Happy Marriage
An old woman was sipping on a glass of wine…
There Are Three Kinds Of People: Impatient, Patient, And Rich.
There are three kinds of people: Impatient, patient, and rich.
Your Computer Is Broadcasting Your IP...
Your computer is broadcasting your IP over the Internet…
Flying Ants
How ants began to fly…
Little Green Balls Of Death
Little Green Balls of Death
Minecraft: Create A Simple Door
Describe a process that could be used to create a simple door.
computer games education games imagery internet minecraft school tests
Better Than A Flu Shot
Better than a Flu Shot
Mars Vs. Venus
Mars versus Venus…
She Made That Clown Extremely Happy
She made that clown extremely happy.
Bacon Seed
Bacon seed.
Quite Literally…
I phone, you tube. Hi honey, I'm home. Chocolate milk shake.
Antique Tables
Made Daily…
"I may have alzheimer's, but at least I don't have alzheimer's"
Proposing With An Onion
Proposing with an onion: Guaranteed to cry.
Zombie Evolution
The evolution of Zombies
Be The First Of Your Friends To Like This Post.
A post with a poster on it, "Be the first of your friends to like this post".
I'll Just Be A Stripper.
Screw this: I'll just be a stripper.
Time Breakdown Of Modern Web Design
The breakdown of modern web design.
Scrabble Jokes
I accidentally swallowed some scrabble tiles… My next dump could spell disaster.
Let's All Take A Moment And Be Thankful That Spiders Don't Fly.
Let's all take a moment and be thankful that spiders don't fly!
The Power Of Oxi-Clean
The Power of Oxi-Clean.
Illogical Lego
Illogical Lego.
Men Are Like...
Men are like…
An IT Student Is Walking Along With His Bike…
An IT student is walking along with his bike…
Colgate Dental Floss Advertising Campaign
Colgate have created an ingenious campaign to promote their dental floss.
Ancient Japanese Proverb
Ancient Japanese Proverb. If you cannot understand Japanese, tilt your head to the right…
Physical Fitness
This department requires no physical fitness program.
Drop Bears – Department Of Dangerous Fauna Management
Dropbears are a very real danger to all Australians. Almost one in ten Australians has been attacked by a Dropbear, and the rate is even higher for foreign visitors. Don't become another statistic. Always beware low branches and doorframes. Look up. Stay Alive.
Keith Urban Accepted As Genuine Humanoid
Clint Felmingham: Did you know? Keith Urban is accepted by many Americans as a genuine humanoid/musician. Urban, a polymer composite (90% polyethene, 8% alcohol, 2% minor celebrity), was manufactured in Caboolture, Australia in 1987..
Garage Door Covers
Amusing garage door covers
Nana Nana Nana Batman!
Nana Nana Nana Batman!
A Woman's Wish
A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit her ball into the woods…
Where She Belongs
Keep her where she belongs…
Anatidaephobia is the fear that somewhere in the world, there is a duck watching you.
The Monday Punch
The Monday Punch: A man punched in the face.
Hair Dryer
Darling, please give me the hair dryer…
The New IPhone 5C With IOS 7
The new iPhone 5C with IOS 7.
Problem Solving Flowchart
A simple, and humorous, flowchart that successfully troubleshoots almost any problem you can think of.
Monopoly Money For Fake Boobs
I think it's only fair to throw monopoly money at strippers with fake boobs.
L33t H4x0r R0m30 4nd Jul13t
Tales for the L33T - ROMEO+JULIET
Achilles' Heel
You got a dog?! Yup! His name is Achilles…
Out Of Breath
Dispatcher: Emergency Services, how may I help you?
The Deadly Facts About Water
The Deadly Facts about Water
I Scream Cone
I Scream Cone.
How To Know When You've Met A Democrat
Just in case you have trouble knowing when you've met a Democrat…
What Is A Word Made Up Of 4 Letters Yet Is Also Made Up Of 3
What is a word made up of 4 letters yet is also made up of 3. Although is written with 8 letters, and then with 4. Rarely consists of 6, and never is written with 5.
Mayans Predicting The Future
Calm down… If the Mayans were good at predicting the future, there would still be Mayans.
What Are We? Browsers!
What are we? Browsers! What do we want? More speed! And when do we want it? Right now!
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I Have An APP For That!
Steve Jobs, 1955 – 2011.
To Punch A Dolphin In The Mouth
5 very good reasons to punch a dolphin in the mouth.
Play Outside
It's a beautiful day. I really want you to go outside and play.
Draw Fake Eyebrows On Your Baby
Draw fake eyebrows on your baby. Then sit back and enjoy the humour.
Pregnancy & Women: Questions
Pregnancy & Women: Frequently Asked Questions
Math Problem
John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now?
Seize The Day
Seize The Day: Sign up for the Epilepsy Awareness Walk.
Adopted Baby
Dude, I'm joking, you are not adopted!
"Hi Honey. This Is Daddy. Is Mummy Near The Phone?"
Hi honey. This is Daddy. Is Mummy near the phone?
Fingering A Minor
Fingering A Minor for hours on my bed.
Legoland Will Never Be The Same...
Legoland will never be the same…
Fifteen Things To Do At The Supermarket…
Fifteen things to do at the supermarket while your spouse is taking their sweet time…
Dear Thigh Fat
Help the needy?
Thanks God
God and the Rubiks Cube…
Woman With A Cold
The difference between men & women when they are sick.
An Angry Child
If she doesn't put me down in about two seconds, I will be forced to use my fist!
Look At This Boob
Look at this boob. This is a nice boob.
Jack's Phone
Why aren't you answering…?
What A Cruel Male-dominated Culture
It's a male dominated culture, no matter how you look at it…
Horse Whisperer
A very amusing workplace complaint.
Keep Off The Grass
A Nurse was on duty in the Emergency Room, when a young woman with purple hair styled into a punk rocker Mohawk, sporting a variety of tattoos, and wearing strange clothes, entered…
Lying About Skim Milk
There's only one thing I hate more than lying. Skim milk, which is water that's lying about being milk.
Yoga Emergency Hotline
Yoga Emergency Hotline, how may I help you?
My Pet Rock Ran Away
My Pet Rock Ran Away…
Mickey Mouse
One day, Mickey Mouse decided that he wanted a divorce…
Unicorn, Unitard, Unicycle
Unicorn in a unitard on a unicycle.
I Will Deprive You Of Sex
I will deprive you of sex all night with my crying and then suck on your wife's tits in the morning.
2 Mayan Guys
[2 Mayan Guys] Wanna beer? I'm working on this calendar, but I guess if I don't finish it won't be the end of the world.
Baby Instructions
Some useful instructions to keep baby alive and well…
Doctor Bob Had Sex With One Of His Patients…
Doctor Bob had sex with one of his patients and felt guilty all day long…
Disclaimer, Copyright & Contact Information
Feel free to send me anything you think might amuse me.
The Loving Husband
A man had two of the best tickets for the opening State of Origin match. As he sits down, another man comes along and asks if anyone is sitting in the seat next to him…
Laminated Room
List of reasons why a room would have to contain a bucket and be almost entirely laminated: 1) Bad reasons.
Piranhas On An Escalator
If I were you, I'd take the stairs…
Now Airtight
Now airtight… to prevent aging!
Has One Night Stand
Has one night stand, but way too many books to fit on it.
@KimKardashian @kanyewest Yo I'm Happy For You And Imma Let You Finish But Beyonce Had One Of The Best Labours Of All Time.
[Twitter] Taylor Swift: @KimKardashian @kanyewest Yo I'm happy for you and imma let you finish but Beyonce had one of the best labours of all time.
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Notepad Business Card
A business card styled to look like Windows Notepad.
Woman With PMS
Woman with PMS.
If Penguins Have Knees
3 out of 4 voices in my head want to sleep (the other wants to know if penguins have knees!)
Filthy Hobitses
Filthy Hobitses
You Hang Around, I'll Go On Ahead
You hang around, I'll go on ahead.
…and So It Was.
It's a Bird! It's a Plane!
Sexy Motorbike
I am not too sure what to say about this…
Elephant Upskirt
Elephant Upskirt.
Call Of Duty: Women's Edition
Call of Duty: Women's Edition.
Throwing People
A tomato's fear.
Blind Pilots
You know, Bob, one of these days, they're going to scream too late, and we're all gonna die…
Peanut Delivery
Peanut Delivery…
How to RTFM…
In Russia People Sneeze Fire
In Russia people sneeze fire after drinking lots of vodka.
Banana Hat
Banana hat…
Six Die In Horror Smash
Six Die in Horror Smash.
Women: Yes, No, Maybe…
I think I have that women-talk all figured out…
Suffering From Capitalism
Feeling sad and depressed? Are you anxious? Worried about the future? Feeling isolated and alone? You might be suffering from Capitalism.
Winter Knitting
What are you going to knit this winter?
Scientific Breakthrough – Governmentium
A major research institution recently announced the discovery of the heaviest element yet known to science. The new element has been named Governmentium.
Secrets To A Happy Marriage
Secrets to a Happy Marriage…
Call The Rescue Squad!
I'm sorry dear. I can't hear you. I'm in the kitchen, making you a sandwich.
Penguin Falls
Penguin falling on ice.
Have a little look at the Internet…
Keep Your Mouth Shut
If you don't believe in oral sex, keep your mouth shut!
Holiday Workout
Holiday Workout: Three corkscrews.
Non-stick Frypan
A stuck non-stick frypan…
Stop! Hammer Time
Stop! Hammer Time!
Aerodynamics Simplified
How planes fly.
Vodka Diet: Lose 3 Days In 1 Week
Vodka Diet: Lose 3 Days in 1 Week.
Drafting Guys Over 60
New Direction for any war: Send Service Vets over 60!
Please Use Tongue.
Do not touch bread with hands. Please use tongue.
North Korea: I Will Destroy America
North Korea: I will destroy America! Obama: Too late!
Papercut Locator
Papercut Locator.
Slide To Unlock
A woman wearing a shirt: Slide to Unlock.
There Was A Spider, I Panicked
There was a spider, I panicked. But I think it's gone now.
It's Just One Of Those Days
A baby elephant falls in the mud.
Declaration Of A Software Professional
Declaration of a Software Professional.
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me…
Cybersex How-Not-To
Cybersex how it should not be…
Annual Meeting Of Time Travellers
Annual Meeting of Time Travellers.
Mayan, Aztec And Oreos
Mayan, Aztec and Oreos…
Boat! Land!
Boat! Land!
Back From The Dead
Woo, it's me! Back from the dead!
Spring Is Just Around The Corner
Finally… Spring is just around the corner.
Misspelt Blog Post
You wouldn't think anyone reads my blog. I haven't got a comment in weeks. Misspell something…
Future Man
So you're saying people will "tweet" what they're eating for breakfast?
Perfect Existence
Perfect Existence: The Proof
Wong Fook Hing Book Store
If you cannot find the book that you are looking for, then you're obviously in the… Wong Fook Hing Book Store!
The Lone Ranger
The Lone Ranger was ambushed and captured by an Indian war party…
How To Please Your IT Department
How to please your IT department.
Evening Classes For Men
Instructive evening classes for men…
You Have Two Cows
The eponymous cows is used to demonstrate the advantages and flaws of certain economic systems.
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No Pony For Christmas
No pony for Christmas? No window for driving!
All Trades Logan
All Trades Logan.
Pasta Truck
A pasta truck, or a very large pasta.
Fire Extinguisher Fire
Fire Extinguisher Fire: What do you do now?
Psalm 2009 – 2012
The First Book of Government.
If Beer Was Like Operating Systems...
If Beer was like Operating Systems…
How Did You Get In My House?
If I make you breakfast in bed, a simple "Thank you" is all I need. Not all this "How did you get in my house?" business.
Mayan's Beta Calendar Bug
…to get to the point; why does your calendar end in 2012? Oh, that's just a temporary problem in the beta version!
Whenever I Have To Force Shutdown
Whenever I have to force shutdown.
Canada Has A Serious Epidemic
Protect yourself and others from the flute.
An Australian Chilli Tester In Texas…
An Australian chilli tester in Texas…
The Accidental Conversation Loop
My greatest social fear: The Accidental Conversation Loop.
Paper, Scissors, Whale!
Scissors cut paper again! I hate this game…
The World's Shortest Books
The World's Shortest Books
Home Mechanics
Home Mechanics and their cars.
Ancient Egyptians: Posting Cats To Their Walls Since 3150 BC
Ancient Egyptians: Posting cats to their walls since 3150 BC
Grammar Matters
Two Google searches: One for "how can u" and one for "how can an individual"
Star Trek TNG Meets Microsoft
Star Trek TNG Meets Microsoft…
Using AOL? Mind If We LOL?
Using AOL? Mind if we LOL?
Imaginary Friend
Aww, how cute. He has an imaginary friend!
Why Parents Drink
Why parents drink.
Long Dogs
A man walking two long dogs meets a man walking two normal dogs…
France Surrenders To North Korea
France surrenders to North Korea
Row Row Row Your Boat
Row row row your boat. Shut up Carl.
Always Wear Underwear
Always wear underwear in public, especially when working under your vehicle…
Shark! What?
Shark! What?
Acrobat Reader
An acrobat reader…
I stay up late every night, and realise it's a bad idea every morning.
Ladies Beach Volleyball
Just been watching Ladies Beach Volleyball, and there's already been a wrist injury… but I should be OK by Friday.
Alcohol Is A Solution
Not to get technical but according to chemistry alcohol is a solution.
Patent Infringement
Eating Fruit…
Zombies! Oh, wait… false alarm, it's just the Rolling Stones… carry on!
It's A Whale
How do you have any friends…
Nokia Versus The IPhone
The strongest phones ever!
Microsoft Lightbulb Jokes
Microsoft Lightbulb Jokes.
Psychiatric Answering Machine
A Psychiatric Office Answering Machine.
Thinking Outside The Square
A sideways television.
Marriage: Before & After (Chicken Style)
Marriage: Before & After (Chicken Style).
Sometimes I Sit On The Floor And Put My Arms Around My Knees And Lean Forward
Dad: Sometimes I sit on the floor and put my arms around my knees and lean forward. Daughter: Huh? Dad: Cuz that's how I roll!
Jam And Butter The Muddy Plasters, The Dirty Bucket Of Pitch!
Jam and butter the muddy plasters, the dirty bucket of pitch!
How To Argue With A Woman
A flowchart.
How High Are You?
How High Are You? No Officer, it's "Hi, how are you".
Don't Worry I'm Koalafied To Drive
Don't worry I'm Koalafied to drive.
Moving Illusion
A psychedelic illusion where a brightly coloured non-moving image appears to be pulsating in and out.
Roses Are #FF0000
Roses are #FF0000, Violets are #0000FF.
New Seatbelt Design: 45% Less Car Accidents!
A man driving a car while a woman sits beside him, with her seatbelt across her mouth, preventing her from commenting.
RAC Roadside Assistance Meltdown
You don't want to be stuck out here.
Before And After...
Before and after marriage…
How To Be Black
How to be Black: An Instructional Book.
That Conspiracy Stuff
I'm telling you – the man and the dog are definitely working together…
The Ant And The Grasshopper
The Original Story of the Ant and the Grasshopper.
Unprepared For An Exam
Ever gone into an exam having not studied at all?
How Many Mice Does It Take To Screw In A Lightbulb?
How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Caution: Door May Open
Caution: Door May Open.
Seal This Opening
I was told to seal this opening, so here I am.
OCD Bricks
The worst thing that can happen to an OCD person…
Why Men Die Before Women
Why men die before women.
Told Her Not To Brag About Her Barbie Dream House…
Told her not to brag about her barbie dream house…
All Your Base...
All your base are belong to us.
I Just Burned 1500 Calories In About Five Minutes
I just burned 1500 calories in about five minutes. I forgot the pizza was in the oven.
You Look Fine
Instead of a mirror, a sign "you look fine".
Microsoft Car
Microsoft and General Motors on the Automobile.
Cook – That's What Wives Are For!
The Chef does everything but cook – that's what wives are for!
Calm Living
I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me today, and we all could probably use more calm in our lives.
Statistics That Matter: The Pie Chart
A new take on the traditional pie… chart.
This Guy's An Idiot! Quick, Take A Picture!
This guy's an idiot! Quick, take a picture!
I Can't Believe The "WMD" Trick Is Working Again With Iran
I can't believe the "WMD" trick is working again with Iran. Suckers…
george bush imagery iran political weapons of mass destruction wmd
Emergency: Out Of Order
Please do not have an emergency!
Popular Sayings #38
Dress for the job you want, not the one you have.
Short Story
A college class was told they had to write a short story in as few words as possible.…
The Winner Of The "Not My Job" Award
The Winner of the "Not My Job" Award goes to…
Better Memory
What do we want? Better memory! When do we want it? Want what?
Breathe Right
Darth Vader going for some Breathe Right.
And I Was All Like, Pew Pew Pew!
And I was all like, pew pew pew! Pew pew pew! 'Merica!
Zombie Apocalypse Spider
I laugh at your claims to bravely take on a zombie apocalypse, when most of you can't stand up to a spider.
Proof That Not Knowing Everything Is The Best Way To Go
Proof that not knowing everything is the best way to go.
Self Referencing Homework
What has been your greatest accomplishment so far?
Get In The Llama
No time to explain! Get in the llama…
Abbott And Costello Go To Washington
Abbott And Costello Go To Washington.
Alcohol Research
Bum holding sign "Need Cash for Alcohol Research".
Amusing Quotes & One-Liners
Amusing Quotes & One-Liners.
Get Well Soon
A raccoon lies dead on the road, holding a "get well soon" balloon.
Only In America...
Only in America…
The Mayan Calendar
I only had enough room to go up to 2012…
Message From Your IT Deptartment
Message from your IT Deptartment…
Video Games Don't Make Us Violent – Lag Does!
Video games don't make us violent – lag does!
Wingardium Levi-horse-a
Wingardium levi-horse-a!
Monster Energy Drinks & Rubiks Cubes
Monster energy drinks & Rubiks Cubes: Dude. You have a problem. Problem solved!
Group Therapy
…is not going to make Q any less of a hated letter.
A Love Story With A Happy Ending
Once upon a time, a bloke asked a girl "Will you marry me?"
Michelangelo: The Re-enactment
A re-enactment of Michelangelo's famous "The Creation of Adam".
art imagery michelangelo paintings reenactment sistine chapel
Speed Camera Hack
Car with SQL injection taped to the front.
Cooking Shows
If we watched cooking shows the way guys watch sports.
Temptation, by a soon to be married man.
Missile Balloons
Missile Balloons.
Sweet Justice
Workcover versus the police…
Dealing With Hunger Pangs
A woman asks her partner at breakfast time, "Would you like some bacon and eggs a slice of toast and, maybe, some grapefruit juice and coffee?"
The 2012 Melbourne Earthquake
The 2012 Melbourne Earthquake: We will rebuild.
Balloons Are So Weird…
Balloons are so weird… "Happy Birthday, here's a plastic sack of my breath"
Moronic Email Scam
Nigerian spam…
Chance Of Keeping Your Job If You're Wrong More Than 75% Of The Time
Chance of keeping your job if you're wrong more than 75% of the time.
Math Instruction
At Heathrow Airport today…
Happy Pussy
A collection of amusing cat pictures.
3 Years In Jail For Stealing My Nose
3 years in jail for stealing my nose!
The Many Hands Of Kevin Rudd
The many hand gestures of Kevin Rudd.
Your There
They're they are.
I Found This Humerus
I found this humerus.
To Avoid Perpetuating Gender Stereotypes
To avoid perpetuating gender stereotypes, I gave my daughter a mix of dolls and toy cars to play with. This is what happened…
A Wee Turtle
A wee turtle…
Hebrew Cave Paintings
Written across the wall of the cave were the following symbols…
Forgot I Was Sharing My Screen With Her
I was on an online conference call with a cute sounding girl, and googled her name out of curiosity. Forgot I was sharing my screen with her.
How To Fix Any Computer
A comprehensive guide to fixing any computer.
Emergency Bridge Repair Team
Duct Tape: Good for anything.
Paraprosdokians are figures of speech in which the latter part of a sentence or phrase is surprising or unexpected; frequently humorous.
Insert Disk Two
Please insert disk two.
Grammar Vandal
When English teachers snap: Sorry Ma'am, but bad grammar is no excuse for vandalism.
I Think I Might Stay Home Tonight…
I think I might stay home tonight… Liver and Wallet like this.
Always Love A Woman For Her Personality
Always love a woman for her personality. They have like 10, so you can choose.
Have You Seen Pulp Fiction?
Have you seen Pulp Fiction? Yeah, but I didn't like it.
Mexico's National Sport
What is Mexico's national sport? Cross country.
Like If You Can Raed Tihs
Like if you can raed tihs whit no porlqebm baecuas yuor jsut taht sarmt.
The Way Girls Play Computer Games
The way girls play computer games.
CIA Assassin
The CIA had an opening for an assassin…
Grow Some Balls
Why do people say 'grow some balls'?
Video Games Ruined My Life
Video games ruined my life. Good thing I have two more.
Beware Of Cute Duckling Scam
Beware of Cute Duckling Scam…
Sorry: A Bus Accident
Sorry: A Bus Accident
Test Your Subconscious
This revolutionary test will expose the secret desires from your subconscious…
Marry Me
Scrabble Edition.
Ninja Exit
Ninja Exit Only
Nietzsche Is Dead
God is dead" ~Nietzsche / "Nietzsche is dead" ~God.
Sound Thug
Sound Thug
Combo Hit: Streetfighter Style
Combo Hit: Streetfighter Style
A Little Hand
I wish you could give me a little hand…
Sex Maniac
Dear Dr Ruth, I'm writing to tell you my problem. It seems I have been married to a sex maniac for the past 22 years…
Simple Eye Examination Test
A simple eye examination chart.
I Was Going To Make A Joke About A Bank, But Then I Lost Interest…
I was going to make a joke about a bank, but then I lost interest…
Cables Exist In 4-dimensional Space
Proof USB cables exist in 4-dimensional space.
How To Be Green
A boardgame: How to be Green…
Mayans Predicting The Hobbit Movie
Keep calm. The Mayans were simply counting down to The Hobbit movie.
Blow In Her Face
Blow in her face and she'll follow you anywhere.
Creative Apple MacBook Stickers
A collection of creative Apple MacBook stickers & decals.
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Jason Voorhees Gets Crocs
Jason Voorhees (Friday the 13th) gets Crocs.
XBOX Girlfriend
A real girlfriend does not complain when her boyfriend is on his xbox…
Barack Obama: What I Actually Do
Barack Obama: What I actually do.
Customer Retention
Free Phone Telstra Style.
Misunderstood Sharks
Misunderstood Sharks.
90's Gamer
Everytime I hear people complain about online gaming, I wish they could experience my pain of online gaming in the 90's…
A Lemur Who Has Discovered The Wondrousness Of Cupcakes For The Fist Time.
A lemur who has discovered the wondrousness of cupcakes for the fist time.
Do One Brave Thing Today
Do one brave thing today… then run like hell!
Apple IOS6 Maps
For the benefit of passengers using Apple iOS6, local area maps are available from the booking office.
Toast Toasts Toast?
If guns don't kill people, people kill people, does that mean…
Computer Quotes
Computer quotes.
Dear Abby, I've Never Written To You Before…
Dear Abby, I've never written to you before, but I really need your advice on what could be a crucial decision…
Car Alarms
Car alarms: They piss me off!
Just Being A Cat
Dog attacks person. Put dog to sleep. Cat attacks person. LOL, jus' bein' a cat.
Amazing Hidden Images
Amazing Hidden Images!
Walked Into A Public Bathroom
Walked into a public bathroom. Saw this and heard "hello?"
Sisters Of St Francis
Sisters of St. Francis House of Prostitution…
Irish Yoga
Irish Yoga.
Laurel And Hardy
Laurel and Hardy were repairing their roof. All of a sudden, Hardy lost his balance and went tumbling on the ground…
I Love The Smell Of Pixel In The Morning
I Love the Smell of Pixel in the Morning…
Scary Campfire Stories: Book Style
And then… after they had ripped out half of her pages… they turned her… into a movie!
Sabrina Projects
Sabrina demonstrates the world's finest projection equipment…
Aboriginal Spongebob Spotted In Cairns
Aboriginal Spongebob spotted in Cairns.
Steady Hand – The Results
Steady Hand – The Results (or what happens when you play Steady Hand)
Slashdot For Dummies
Slashdot for Dummies – A Reference for the Rest of Us!
Do Not Trust Atoms
Do not trust atoms. They make up everything.
How To Get A Day Off Work
How to get time off in the public service…
For Too Long The Voice Of Women Has Been Silenced
For too long the voice of women has been silenced. It's time they had microphones in kitchens.
I'd Rather Break My Arms Than Take Two Trips
I'd rather break my arms than take two trips.
Wireless Networks
Wireless networks could save your life!
Aboriginal Eggs
Two Aboriginal lads are riding along the Hume Highway on a motorbike…
Alien blood transfusions are illegal for ghosts, but beach chickens win!
Carrot Love
When carrots get kinky…
Spellcheck Not Needed
Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at an Elingsh uinervtisy…
Michael Jackson's Dog
A rather mean impression of what Michael Jackson's dog might look like, if it had similar surgery.
Image of man backing-up with computer.
Seal The Deal
What do you say we go behind this rock and seal the deal?
All This Technology Is Making Us Antisocial
All this technology is making us antisocial: A tram full of people ignoring each other and reading the newspaper.
Tired? Powernap Now.
Tired? Powernap now.
Your Child Is Being Eaten By A Camel
Your child is being eaten by a camel. Do you… a) Save your child, or b) Take a photo?
Nothing To Do
In case of nothing to do, break glass and then sweep up broken glass.
Cars And Computers
General Motors doesn't have a help line for people who don't know how to drive because people don't buy cars like they buy computers, but imagine if they did…
Mailman Jumped 15 Feet
Mailman jumped 15 feet. Dog was right. This is fun.
Elephant Bone
…just to confuse future archaeologists.
A Dog Named Stay
I bought a dog once. Named him 'Stay'…
What's The Main Reason For Motorbike Accidents In Jamaica?
What's the main reason for motorbike accidents in Jamaica?
Anyways, Best Of Luck Finding Your Fish
Long story short, we're in love. I know it seems sudden but life is sudden like that, you know? Anyways, best of luck finding your fish.
Children Painting
Two children, half a room and a TV covered in white paint.
Jelly Orgy
A jelly orgy.
All Images
All Images
Womb Service
Hello, Womb Service? I'd like a double order of hot wings…
University Website
Things on the front page of a university website.
Chris Brown & Rihanna Bananas
I can't believe she didn't press charges. It got worse when he posted the unpeeled photos of her.
A Redneck Love Poem
Susie Lee done fell in love…
Police & Protesters Help Fat Man Remove Pants
Police & Protesters help fat man remove pants…
We Forgot Our Shovels
A road crew foreman calls into the shop. Foreman: "We have a problem."
The Harder A Wife Works, The Cuter She Looks
So the harder a wife works, the cuter she looks!
Premature Ejaculators Anonymous
Man stating he 'came too soon' in front of sign stating 'premature ejaculators anonymous'.
Mad Magazine's Boy Grows Up
The boy from Mad Magazine morphing into George Bush.
More Expressions Than Kristen Stewart
Still more expressions than Kristen Stewart.
Seven Ate Nine
Six, Seven, Ate, Nine…
You Matter
You are living, you occupy space, you have a mass… you matter.
No Public Motor Boating Permitted
No public motor boating permitted.
Irish Pets
Two Irish men walk into a pet shop…
Pages By Date
A list of all the pages, sorted by their last updated or creation dates.
Piracy Is Not Theft
Imagine your car gets stolen, but it's still there in the morning.
Escape From The Kitchen
You thought you could escape from the kitchen didn't you?
The History Of The World
The History of the World, as written by the next generation…
Please, Dave… Please Don't Let Me Be Locked Out From You!
Please, Dave… please don't let me be locked out from you! For complete feminine hygiene rely on Lysol – a concentrated germ-killer!
An Atheist, A Jew, And A Christian Walk Into A Bar…
An atheist, a Jew, and a Christian walk into a bar…
Usain Bold, Usain Italic
Usain Bolt: Usain Bold, Usain Italic.
Notice is hereby given…
Aussie Men
Aussie men… struggling with the booze…
If Chinese People Tattooed Lame English Words On Themselves…
If Chinese people tattooed lame English words on themselves…
Appealing Attire
I find this attire… appeeling.
Flying Sharks
Flying sharks… we're screwed.
Just Checking
"Just doing a spot-check to see what you're doing… Yup, sitting at your computer again!" The expression on this ostrich's face is excellent.
Be Bold
Be bold or italic. Never regular.
Holiday House
The Holiday House
These Blast Points… Too Accurate For Sand People
Obi-Wan Kenobi in front of burning World Trade Centre towers: "These blast points… too accurate for sand people".
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Christmas Lights: Ditto
Ditto to that…
Welcome To The USA
The Government where the money's made up and the debt doesn't matter.
Mario: Happy
Quit your day job and do what makes you happy.
Confused Carpentry
A Carpenter's Nightmare.
You Can See Me?
Next time a stranger talks to me when I'm alone I will look at them shocked and just whisper quietly, "you can see me?"
MSN Shuts Down
We reminisce about "the good old days" of MSN…
Technically Correct
…but still wrong.
Ball-type Deodorant
Her: Is it the ball-type deodorant you want sir? Him: Oh no miss – it's for under my arms!
I Have CDO. It's Like OCD But All The Letters Are In Alphabetical Order.
I have CDO. It's like OCD but all the letters are in alphabetical order. As they should be.
Australian Condoms
New Zealand runs out of condoms…
Mating Bulls
A man took his wife to the Rodeo and one of the exhibits is that of breeding bulls…
Policeman's Ball
A young woman was pulled over for speeding. A NSW Police Officer walked to her car window flipping open his ticket book. She said "I bet you are going to try and sell me a ticket to the Policeman's Ball." He said, "NSW Police don't have balls." There was a moment of silence. Then he closed his book, tipped his hat, and got back in his patrol car and left!
When Someone Yells "STOP"…
When someone yells "STOP", I never know if it's in the name of love, it's Hammertime, or I should collaborate and listen…
Bitches & Hose
Having so much fun…
What Rabbits Do
What rabbits do when humans go out…
Cockroach Cancer
Please, don't throw your cigarette butts on the floor…
Halloween Squirrel
A squirrel got its head stuck in a Halloween decoration and terrified a neighbourhood…
Will Not Load Fully
This picture will not load fully!
Morning Coffee
A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning…
The All Blacks Bra
Introducing the New Zealand All Blacks Bra. All the support, but no cup.
Well, I Guess We'll Beheading Home Now
Well, I guess we'll beheading home now…
What Kind Of Sorcery Lets These Two Blocks Be The Same Color?
One is dark, one is light. One is gray, one is white. These are obviously two different blocks with two different colors right? Wrong. The two blocks are the same color.
The Second Amendment: The Right To Bear Arms
The second amendment gives Americans the right to bear arms. I think many have taken this out of context.
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Pregnancy Tips
Some useful pregnancy tips…
Super Boner
Super-boner: A super problem.
A True Australian Ghost Story
This story happened a short while ago near Brisbane, and even though it sounds a little Alfred Hitchcock… it's (supposedly) true.
Black Jack Black
Black Jack Black eating Cracker Jack playing a black jack while playing BlackJack with Jack Black who is threatening Black Jack Black with a Black Jack.
Beer Troubleshooting Chart
Beer Troubleshooting Chart.
T-Rex Making A Bed
When you're upset just imagine a T-Rex making a bed.
Basic Human Needs
Basic human needs… like Wi-Fi.
Animated Coffee
Coffee with emotion.
School kid writing Code on blackboard as punishment.
CPR Diagram
You're next!
Apostrophe, Catastrophe
Apostrophe, Catastrophe.
There Are Two Rules For Success
There are two rules for success: Never reveal everything you know…
Oh Look, A Penny
Oh look, a penny!
Lesson Of The Day
You should never do anything wrong, it will catch up with you…
I Said Be Quiet! Don't Make Me Come In There!
I said be quiet! Don't make me come in there!
The Clever Old Man
One evening an old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been there for a while, and look it over. He grabbed a five gallon bucket to bring back some fruit. As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. As he came closer he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny dipping in his pond…
Wireless Technology
"It is a bit freaky with this wireless technology"
You Never Listen To Me…
You never listen to me! You only hear what you want to hear!
Microphone Eyes
Microphone Eyes.
Hinton's "Lilac Chaser"
The Dotty Illusion…
Helpful Hints
Helpful Hints
Worst game ever.
The Last Known Picture Taken Of Grandpa
A woman inadvertently points a gun towards a man.
Chocolate Pudding
It's four o'clock in the morning. Why on earth are you making chocolate pudding?
Australian Banks
Australian Bank Logos.
EUNUCH Programmer's Manual - CONDOM(1)
The EUNUCH Programmer's Manual - CONDOM(1)
The Dead Rabbit
The Dead Rabbit, aka The Worst Joke Ever…
This Summarises My Love Life
This summarises my love life. I'm the guy in blue…
Vegetative State
Vegetative State.
I Think It Is Just Terrible And Disgusting How Everyone Has Treated Lance Armstrong
I think it is just terrible and disgusting how everyone has treated Lance Armstrong, especially after what he achieved, winning seven Tour de France races while on drugs. When I was on drugs, I couldn't even find my bike.
Polished My Car Too Much
Polished my car too much, now it's invisible…
May The 4th Be With You
If today is "May the 4th be with you" does that mean tomorrow is "revenge of the 5th?"
Men Vs. Women
Men versus women…
Medical Marijuana
What disease is your medical marijuana relieving?
How Babies Are Made
How babies are made (with an air pump).
Save Paper
Save paper…
Hot Air Balloons
Hot Air Balloons - Boring 99% of the time.
Worst Apocalypse Ever
[A grumpy cat the day the Mayan calendar ended] "Still Here. Worst Apocalypse Ever."
The Mystery Of The Mayan Calendar Revealed
At last, the mystery of the Mayan calendar revealed.
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He's Gonna Upgrade Your Tablets…
Moses, meet Steve. He's gonna upgrade your tablets…
How Cricket Looks To Most People
How Cricket Looks to Most People.
The Atheist & The Bear
The Atheist and the Religious Bear
Tough Tattoos
Tough Tattoos: You Don't Have to Like Me.
Milkshake Meets Door
A woman runs into a door carrying two milkshakes.
Master Has Presented Dobby With Clothes! Dobby Is Free!
Well I'm grounded. WTF did you do this time? My Mum asked me to do the laundry and threw a sock at me… I ran away screaming "Master has presented Dobby with clothes! Dobby is free!"
Biology, Multiplication And Division
Biology – the only science where multiplication and division mean the same thing…
Guts Or Balls?
We've all heard about men having guts or balls. But do you really know the difference between them?
Having More Money Doesn't Make You Happier
"Having more money doesn't make you happier. I have 50 million dollars but I'm just as happy as when I had 48 million"
Ferrari Sack Pit Crew
The Ferrari Formula 1 Team fired their entire pit crew yesterday…
Zebra Crossing
Zebra Crossing…
The Bat Cave
The location of our Bat Cave is meant to be secret, so stop checking in!
Talking Clock
Why, that's my Talking Clock…
Seven Sharks
If you own 7 cats then people will think you're crazy…
Water Enhanced Breasts
Water Enhanced Breasts…
Above The Law Like A Boss
Above the law like a boss: removing a wheel clamp.
Giraffe Egg
Giraffe Egg.
I See What You Did There
I see what you did there… also, over here…
Angry Birds Australia
Angry Birds Australia…
Kneel, Says The Demon Light
Stop says the red light, go says the green. Wait says the yellow light, twinkling in between. Kneel, says the demon light, with its eye of coal. Sauron knows your licence plate, and stares into your soul.
I See Dumb People
I see dumb people… They are everywhere!
Delete Cookies
Delete cookies?!
Random Number
A simple function to return a random number.
Cat In A Cat Box
A cat in a Cat box.
Microsoft Office Suite Pass Key
Does anyone have an extra Microsoft Office suite pass key?
A Cop Just Pulled Me Over And Said "Papers"
A cop just pulled me over and said "Papers"… so I said "Scissors, I win" and drove off…
Super Batman
The Super Batman back pack, exclusive from China!
The Ego Boost Urinal
The Ego Boost Urinal.
Rejection Response
The next time you get a rejection letter from a hoped-for employer or publisher, just send them the following…
A Middle-aged Woman Decides To Have A Facelift…
A middle-aged woman decides to have a facelift…
Bob Hawke's Yard Of Ale
While at university at Oxford in 1963, Bob Hawke, former Prime Minister of Australia, entered the Guinness Book of Records here at the Turf Tavern after downing a yard of ale (that's just over 2½ pints!) in just 11 seconds.
Hearing Aids
Hearing aids…
Did You Try Jumping Off The Refrigerator Too?
Did you try jumping off the refrigerator too?
The Bank Account Gas Ratio
The depressing ratio between your bank account, and your gas tank.
Vintage Skype advert.
Tomorrow (noun)
Tomorrow (noun): a mystical land where 99% of all human productivity, motivation and achievement is stored.
The Horror Of Blimps
Some blimps are better off dead…
Mini Cooper
A guy driving a Mini Cooper pulls up at a stoplight next to a Rolls-Royce…
Brisbane, GTA Style
Queen Street Mall, Brisbane, GTA Style.
australia brisbane computer games explosions guns imagery police
An Ontarian Wanted To Become A Newfie…
An Ontarian wanted to become a Newfie…
I Forgot How To Dog
I forgot how to dog
Titanic Ice Bucket Challenge
Titanic ALS Ice Bucket Challenge: "I accept your ice water challenge".
Australian Kiss
Australian Kiss: same as a French Kiss… but down under.
101 Things You Do Not Want...
101 Things You Do Not Want Your System Administrator to say.
Boiled Lobster
"I hate the way they scream when you boil them!"
Tarzan Sex
When Jane initially met Tarzan of the Jungle, she was attracted to him, and during her questions about his life, she asked him how he had sex…
Cocaine Toothache Drops
Cocaine Toothache Drops: Instantaneous Cure! 15¢.
Missed You...
Image of a soldier pointing a gun towards the camera with caption "When you first left, I missed you badly… I WONT THIS TIME"
Brace Yourself. Pizza Is Coming.
Brace Yourself. Pizza is coming.
Isn't It Time You Gave Yourself A Christmas Gift?
Isn't it time you gave yourself a Christmas Gift?
Just Some Bunny That I Used To Know
Now you're just some bunny that I used to know.
Drug Cats
An illustrated cat-guide to drugs…
acid animals cats cocaine coffee drugs heroin imagery marijuana mushrooms shrooms weed
The Fellowship Of The Ring
The Fellowship of the Ring.
Major Tom's Ground Control
Major Tom's Ground Control Lawn and Garden Management.
You'll Never Be As Happy As This Turtle
You'll never be as happy as this turtle.
Letter To America
Letter to America
The Circle Of Life
The Circle of Life: Who is afraid of who?
Everything You Wanted To Know About Phobias
Everything you wanted to know about Phobias (but were afraid to ask)
Dunno Mate, Maybe She's Flooded?
Dunno mate, maybe she's flooded?
Redneck Ingenuity
Redneck Ingenuity: Shoes for tyres.
He's Got Wifi
Three birds sitting on a wire, a fourth sitting in mid air. He's got wifi.
The Australian Constitution: For Iraq
They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq…
Don't Grow Up
Don't grow up. It's a trap.
I Wish These Were Brains
Sexist, but contains breasts…
Marriage Secrets Of Highly Successful Couples
Marriage secrets of highly successful couples.
Vision Test
Vision Test.
Slur In Cursive
When I drink, I don't slur my words… I speak in cursive.
You Can't Beat Stupid…
I wish they would invent something to keep the sun out of my eyes…
The Divorce Rate Among My Socks Is Astonishing.
The divorce rate among my socks is astonishing.
American Nun
A deserter GI was running down a road escaping from two MPs…
Stress Management
A stress management technique recommended in all the latest psychological texts.
Television Benefits Your Children
How television benefits your children.
Valentine Hand
Of course I'll be your valentine. Let's stay home and watch some porn.
Went To The Moon, Took 5 Photos. Went To The Bathroom, Took 37 Photos.
Went to the moon, took 5 photos. Went to the bathroom, took 37 photos.
Wrong Button
Fighter jet hits the wrong button.
American History 101
American History 101
Idiots everywhere…
What If The Beatles Had Been Computer Freaks?
What if the Beatles had been computer freaks?
Operating System Airlines
Operating System Airlines.
Little Kid Lover
I'm signing up for an online dating service. I just need to pick a username. "Little Kid Lover", that way people will know where my priorities are at.
If Your Phone Gets Wet, Try Placing It In A Bag Of Rice
If your phone gets wet, try placing it in a bag of rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.
Honesty: Your Greatest Weakness
Interviewer: What would you consider to be your greatest weakness?
Can February March? No, But April May.
Can February March? No, but April May.
Happier With A Hoover
Christmas morning she'll be happier with a Hoover.
Granny LSD
Boy asks his Granny, "Have you seen my pills labelled 'LSD'?"
Gamers: The Mentality
Objects in mirror are losing.
When I Grow Up… I Want To Be Like Mommy!
I wish to clarify that I am not now, nor have I ever been, an exotic dancer…
Speed Camera
Speed camera revenge…
Blonde Betting
A very attractive blonde woman arrived at a Vegas casino…
The Hey Whale
The Hey Whale. It defies description.
Letter To A Mother / School Report
It is with great happiness that I'm telling you that I eloped with my new boyfriend…
Windows Frozen
Wife texts husband on a cold winter's morning, "Windows frozen."
I Tried Pot Once. Now I'm Gay!
I tried pot once. Now I'm gay!
I Love You Zebra
Bite marks are love notes written in flesh. I love you zebra.
American State Mottos
American State Mottos…
Lost Phone
A man sends SMS from a lost phone…
Hide Yo Kids!
Hide yo kids! Hide yo wife!
Drowning, LOL!
If you see someone drowning… LOL!
Passive Agressive Hippie
Passive Agressive Hippie: You want a [peace sign] of me?
Vote Odin
The left wing said they'd abolish poverty; right wing said they'd abolish bureaucracy. Odin said he'd abolish ice giants. Where are the ice giants? Vote Odin!
Most Dangerous Animals
How people in the colonies are still alive is beyond me…
alligators america animals australia bears birds crocodiles europe imagery moose puma rabbits sharks snakes spiders
Amusing Chat
Humour from the world of Internet Chat
Dog Decides Better Driver
My wife believes she is a better driver. I let our dog decide.
Network Truths
The Twelve Networking Truths.
Melbourne Cup Cat Horse
Melbourne Cup Cat Horse.
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Ultimate Chick Flick
Ultimate chick flick: Two women fighting over a pair of shoes
I'll Be Bag
A bag titled "I'll Be Bag"
Men & Women In Sport
Women: No problem girls… I can go on. Men: Ahhhh! I'm dying.
Dead Snowmen
Gruesomely dead snowmen.
Purina Diet
The Purina Pet Food Diet.
Seek And Find You…
I shall seek and find you…
It's A-me, Mario!
Mario emerging from a drainpipe.
Honked At A Prius
Honked at a Prius, scared the crap out of it.
I'm Not Just Another Brick In The Wall
We don't need no education…
Green Banana
Green banana…
Phone Tails
That's right dear, our ancestors had tails.
Bacon Tree
Back in cowboy times, a westbound wagon train was lost and low on food…
Husband Glasses
I'm returning these glasses I bought for my husband. He's still not seeing things my way.
Irresistible To Women
Make me irresistible to women
Road Rage
Two cars were waiting at a stoplight. The light turned green, but the man didn't notice it…
Make Your Own Apple Laptop
Make your own Apple laptop the cheap—and healthy—way!
Irish Girl Sunbathing
An Irish girl sunbathes…
Unusual EBay Feedback
A+++! Would read this amusing page again…
Dream Girl
Girl on beach with six breasts.
Feeling Sluggish
I've been feeling a bit sluggish…
Text Of A Letter From A Kid From Eromanga To Mum And Dad.
Text of a letter from a kid from Eromanga to Mum and Dad.
Steady Hand – A Game Of Skill
A game of skill, requiring a steady hand and keen eye – make sure you play at least the first two levels…
Cannot Find The Damn File
Cannot find the damn file…
In Capitalist America…
Bank robs you!
L33t H4x0r H4ml37
Tales for the L33T PATR TOO - HAMLET
Twelve Or Thirteen?
Wait until the group changes position. Is it twelve or thirteen?
Something Wrong Officer?
Something wrong officer?
How The Internet Started: A History Lesson
How the Internet Started: A History Lesson.
The 2011 Adelaide Earthquake
The 2011 Adelaide Earthquake: We will rebuild.
Perfect Riddle
Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met…
Red Bull Gives You Wings
Red Bull Gives You Wings.
Meth: Before & After
Meth: Before & After (or R2-D2 versus R2-FU).
Osama Bin Liftin'
Osama Bin Liftin'
Fire Distinguisher
Fire Distinguisher: Yep, that's fire…
In Wine There Is Truth
In Wine there is Truth. In Beer there is Strength. In Water there is Bacteria.
It Is Such A Drag When Someone In The Group Can't Fly…
It is such a drag when someone in the group can't fly… forcing everybody else to have to ride up the elevator too…
IE Retarded
I hope he doesn't say something retarded…
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Old Style Birth Control
Old Style Birth Control.
Why Women Live Longer Than Men
Genetics - Why women live longer than men.
All Others Will Be Toad
Private customer parking only. All others will be toad.
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Positive For Coke
You're fired Jack, the lab results just came back and you tested positive for Coke.
Adult Dog Store
A dog carries an inflatable leg from an Adult Dog Store.
Beware The Grapes Of Wrath
Beware the Grapes of Wrath.
National Portrait Gallery
National Portrait Gallery. National Landscape Gallery…
But These Are For Girls
But these are for girls… Holy Crap! I look fabulous!
Merry Christmas & A Happy New Year
Merry Christmas & A Happy New Year.
Girl's And Boy's Diaries
A girl and a boy and their diaries…
McDonald's Reaches Africa
McDonald's reaches Africa.
Kermit Sees The Doctor
Have a seat Kermit. What I'm about to tell you might come as a big shock…
Escape Egg
Counting down the days to escape…
Best Way To Freak Out Your Friends
Best way to freak out your friends: Do not open unless you plan to kill it (written on an upside down container)
But God, She Won't Even Make Me A Sandwich…
But God, She Won't Even Make Me a Sandwich…
IPhone 5 Plus Versus Nokia 3310
iPhone 6 Plus versus Nokia 3310: Does it bend?
Men Are Better Than Women!
Indoors, women are useful — even pleasant. On a mountain they are something of a drag. So don't go hauling them up a cliff…
A Beer Before It Starts
A man came home from work, sat down in his favourite chair, turned on the TV, and said to his wife, "Quick, bring me a beer before it starts"…
Where Was I Before I Was So Rudely Interrupted?
[Kevin Rudd] Where was I before I was so rudely interrupted?
What Do You Call A Gun Enthusiast?
You may have heard on the news about a Southern California man who was put under 72-hour psychiatric observation when it was found he owned 100 guns and allegedly had 100,000 rounds of ammunition stored in his home…
Bribing Santa
Dear Santa, if you leave a new bike under the tree, I will give you the antidote to the poison I put in the milk.
How Many Does It Take...
How many forum posters does it take to change a light bulb?
A Dog Dies: Can I Have Chocolate?
A dog dies and finds out chocolate killed him.
Why Do Java Developers Wear Glasses?
Why do Java developers wear glasses? Because they don't C#!
Toilet Paper
A piece of toilet paper saving another piece…
Intellectual Jokes
Believing this statement will make you happier.
The Correct Way To Spell Potato
The correct way to spell potato is "GHOUGHPHTHEIGHTTEEAU".
Peeing: Expert Mode
Peeing: Expert Mode
Cats And Dogs
As seen in a dog's diary…
Unix Commands
Amusing UNIX commands.
What Is A Sonofabitch?
What is a sonofab*tch, exactly?
Ten Things Men Know About Women
Ten things men know about women…
The Girls Are Talking About Tampons
The Blonde: It's invisible sanitary protection, thank heavens…
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Stolen Generator
So I heard about the stolen generation…
Awkward Moment
The awkward when you already said "moment" in your head before you read it.
LOL For Lunch
Ordering linguini for lunch always boosts morale.
Don't Copy If You Can't Paste
Don't copy if you can't paste…
Do You Ever Get So Angry…
Do you ever get so angry… you throw a VCR at a burning bus?
Rhino Painting
A rhinoceros painting…
Saved A Fish From Drowning
Here is a heart warming picture of a little girl that saved a fish from drowning.
Ordering Pizza In The Year 2025
Ordering pizza in the year 2025…
Breakfast Alive
What happens if you wait too long before eating your breakfast?
Kim, Eat A Snickers
Kim Jong-un: I'm going to nuke everyone. Kim, eat a Snickers. Kim: Why? Because you turn into a war mongler when you're hungry. Better? Kim: Better.
Read Your Book Case
A bookcase worth reading.
A Signal They Forgot To Teach You In Your Open Water Class.
Big shark behind you: A signal they forgot to teach you in your open water class.
Mystery Books
You have to find them first…
Child Beating
A seven year old boy was at the centre of a courtroom drama…
Irony: Drawing Trees On Paper
Irony: Drawing trees on paper.
Fridge Magnets
Well, tell me, Randy. Has someone eaten all the refrigerator magnets again?
Angela Merkel Arrives At Passport Control At Paris Airport…
Angela Merkel arrives at Passport Control at Paris airport. "Nationality?" asks the immigration officer. "German," she replies. "Occupation?" "No, just here for a few days."
Legend Of Zelda
A legend… of Zelda.
Kangaroo Kicks Boy
A kangaroo kicks an unsuspecting boy into a dam while an emu strolls past.
Lance Armstrong Fiction Books
All non-fiction Lance Armstrong books including "Lance Armstrong: Images of a Champion", "The Lance Armstrong Peprformance Program" and "Lance Armstrong: World's Greatest Champion" will soon be moved to the fiction section.
Abercrombie & Cat
Abercrombie & Cat
Banana Phone
It's a banana phone…
Bradley Group Showers
Bradley Group Showers.
Success Is Not Always What You See
Success is not always what you see…
Sorry For Party Rocking
Sorry for Party Rocking: Driver jumps from burning bus, party bus explodes in Inala.
Athens Olympic Soccer Stadium
The Athens Olympic Stadium…
Police Station Toilet Stolen
Police Station Toilet Stolen… Cops have nothing to go on.
I Wonder What I Would Look Like With A Six Pack?
I wonder what I would look like with a six pack? Ahh, much better!
Good & Obedient Wives
And God promised men that good and obedient wives would be found in all corners of the world…
Santa's Stressful Christmas
Santa's Stressful Christmas
Angry Birds
Angry Birds attend Anger Management.
NSW Playing Economically: 2 Punches Per Gallen.
NSW playing economically. 2 punches per Gallen.
Before Tweeting
In case of fire: Exit building before tweeting about it.
Robert De Niro, De Faro
First Robert De Niro, then Robert De Faro.
A Young Brunette Goes To The Doctor...
A young brunette goes to the doctor…
Not Allowed
When a dog is all out of luck.
How The Hell Is The Ball Still In Your Hand?
How the hell is the ball still in your hand?
Pop Out Of Bed
If people were meant to pop out of bed we'd all sleep in toasters.
Bush And The Queen
While visiting England, George Bush is invited to tea with the Queen…
Black Bears
Uh oh Howard. Looks like this area has black bears…
I'm Really Afraid Of Johnny Depp
Research shows that if you're afraid of spiders, you're more likely to find one in your bedroom. I'm really afraid of Johnny Depp.
Interesting ATM
Man using a sexually provocative ATM.
Spring Is Here. I'm So Excited I Wet My Plants!
Spring is here. I'm so excited I wet my plants!
Executive Test
The following short quiz consists of four questions and will tell you whether you are qualified to be a "professional"…
Communist Traitor
It looks like you're a Communist traitor…
Olympus Fights Back
Olympus Fights Back: Canon versus Olympus
Men Have Feelings Too!
Men have feelings too! For example, we feel hungry.
Comments & Other Similar Social Data
Comments, Facebook Open Graph, & Other Similar Social Data.
The Best Photo Caption
A western woman in Africa—presumably a tourist—squats to go to the toilet in the bush, pants down, toilet paper in hand, her backpack in the grass nearby; unaware a lion is sneaking up behind her. Captioned "if she hasn't… she will soon".
Attention Deficit Disorder
Ask me about my attention deficit disorder or pie or my cat. A dog. I have a bike. Do you like TV? I saw a rock. Hi.
Fail Towing
Thank You for Using Fail Towing, Inc.
Don't Let Kevin Bacon Die
20 years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have No Cash, No Hope and No Jobs. Please don't let Kevin Bacon die.
Label Instructions
French Label Instructions
Dangerous Australia
It's no wonder we all live here…
Something Went Terribly Wrong
Something, somewhere went terribly wrong.
Campbell Newman: Public Service: You Can Trust Me
[Campbell Newman laughing] …and then I said to the public service… you can trust me…
Schrödinger's Cat
Wanted: Dead & Alive…
The Evolution Of Man And Woman
The Evolution of Man & Woman…
Hello Kitty
It's sickeningly cute. Perhaps literally if its expression is anything to go by…
Hazardous Materials Data Sheet – Woman
Hazardous Materials Data Sheet – Woman.
New Year's Resolutions – Again
New Year's Resolutions – Again
A message to the citizens of the United States of America from Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II.
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**** I Forgot To Turn Off The Oven
**** I forgot to turn off the oven.
Realistic Remotes
Some more useful remote controls we would like to see.
I Run With Scissors
I run with scissors: It makes me feel dangerous.
What Is The Smallest Calibre You Trust To Protect Yourself?
I remember one time while hiking with my girlfriend in northern Alberta and out of nowhere came this huge brown bear charging us, and was she mad!
Men Are Happier
Men are Happier: What do you expect from such simple creatures?
Will Be President For Food
Boy sitting next to sign "No Campaigning beyond This Point" holding sign "Will Be President for Food".
Blonde Geometry
Attached is problem 3 on a geometry examination…
Explain These Bad Grades
1969: A child's parents blame him for his bad grades. Today: A child's parents blame his teacher for his bad grades.
Reese Witherspoon
Reese Withoutherspoon.
Sharks Are A Lot Friendlier Without Pointy Teeth
Went to the moon, took 5 photos. Went to the bathroom, took 37 photos.
Robot Vacuum Cat Shark Duck Chase
Robot Vacuum Cat Shark Duck Chase.
Stop Surfing The Internet And Just Go To Bed
Holy crap! Look how late it is! Why do I always do this? Why is it so hard to stop surfing the internet and just go to bed?
Easter Bunnies
Chocolate Easter Bunnies: My butt hurts! What?
Upgrade Kit For IPhone 4 Owners
Upgrade kit for iPhone 4 owners. Only 99¢.
The Perfect Password
A woman was helping her husband set up his computer, and at the appropriate point in the process, the computer advised him that he would now need to enter a password…
Fight Apathy
…or don't.
Freshly Washed Ballerinas
Freshly washed ballerinas.
Trannysaurus: You're fired.
Batman Downsized
Batman forced to downsize with increase in petrol prices…
Cooking With Wine
I tried cooking supper with wine tonight. Didn't go so well. After 5 glasses I forgot why I was even in the kitchen.
Our Education System
[To an assorted group of animals] Our Education System: For a fair selection everybody has to take the same exam: Please climb that tree.
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Women's Monopoly
By a man…
Times Change
…but other things don't.
She Might Scratch The Paint
I know what you're thinking… she might scratch the paint.
Flower Porn
Even flowers do it…
Spider's Remember
Remember when you threw a shoe at me and I fell somewhere behind the bed? I remember too.
Evolution: Stop Following Me!
The typical "evolution of man" poster, except the man is facing his "earlier ancestors" saying "Stop following me!"
IPhone 10 – The Tallest IPhone Yet
A mock-up of the iPhone 10, after the launch of the "taller" iPhone5.
Cute Party Trick
Man with finger up nose and out of eye.
Kristen Stewart Smiles
I don't always smile, but when I do, I don't.
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Stupid Child Efficiency Mop
Stupid Child Efficiency Mop. Wipe high-efficiently.
Facebook Sex
Taking status updates too far.
Patriotic Retirement Plan
Ms Gillard's Patriotic Retirement Plan.
Pass With Care
Pass with care…
Four Perfectly Round Circles
Four Perfectly Round Circles.
Windows: File Missing
Windows cannot find the file. Would you like some wine instead?
Wife Of Pi
He's irrational and he goes on and on…
Browser Wars
Browser Wars: Chrome versus Firefox… and Internet Explorer…
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What Smoke Detectors Warn You About
What smoke detectors warn you about.
Horton Hears The Who
Horton Hears the Who
How To Change Your Oil
How to Change your Oil: A guide for men & women…
Va-Rice-Ity: My Man Likes Something Unexpected…
My man likes something unexpected now and then. That's why I serve him rice.
DBA/SQL Humour
An SQL query walks into a bar, goes up to two tables and asks, "May I join you?"
Assistant Branch Manager
The Branch Manager and the Assistant Branch Manager.
The Seal Of Approval
The Seal of Approval…
Punctuation Is Powerful.
Punctuation is powerful.
What to do when you're locked inside your car, and the keys are outside…
I'm Awkward When People Compliment Me…
I'm awkward when people compliment me… "Nice hair" Me: "Thanks, I grew it myself"
General Hierarchical Management Structure
I've never seen a Flow Chart described so clearly.
Alphabet Game
The Alphabet Game is a car game played to amuse travellers on long car rides.
Don't Masturbate
Don't Masturbate!
Today Is Sunday
Attention! Today is Sunday. Share this on your Facebook wall. Within seven days you'll get another Sunday…
Apple IPhone 20 & Samsung Galaxy S23 – Sword & Shield
A mock-up of the iPhone 20 and Samsung Galaxy S23, after the launch of the "taller" iPhone5 & the larger Galaxy S3.
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Angry Pumpkin Man
Angry Pumpkin Man: Come at me bro!
Man & Elephant
In 1986, Peter Davies was on holiday in Kenya after graduating from Louisiana State University…
Make Some More Mistakes
I've learned so much from my mistakes… I'm thinking of making a few more.
Two Person Optical Illusion
Optical illusion: Keep your eyes on the cross, and see what happens.
Thank You To All My Fans
Thank you to all my fans
John's Weather Forecasting Stone
One of the most reliable ways of forecasting…
Aboriginal Jobs
At the end of a tiny, deserted bar is a huge Aboriginal bloke…
Let's Go For A Drink…
Goldstar Beer Ads: What goes through the mind of men and women when they're asked to go for a drink…
Shortest Horror Story: Monday
Shortest horror story: Monday.
A Cow Getting A Back Scratch
A cow getting a back scratch.
I Have A Cannon
You have a Nikon? I have a Cannon.
Free Tattoo Removal
Free (and perhaps painful) tattoo removal.
Diary Of An AOL Luser
Diary of an AOL Luser.
Misleading The Public
$100 for speeding and $250 for misleading the public…
Complimentary Pretzels
A guy walks into a bar and takes a seat. Before he can order a beer, the bowl of pretzels in front of him says "Hey, you're a handsome fellow."
Horny Pirate's Worst Nightmare
What's a horny pirate's worst nightmare?
Punny Animals
Who ever invented the "knock-knock jokes" should get a no-bell prize!
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Kiwi Condoms
Australia runs out of condoms…
Geek Meditation Session
In your mind's browser, clear your cache… now delete your history… now navigate to a blank web page…
Ultimate Camouflage
An office beer fridge…
Human Hotfix
Hotfix Patch for Humans released.
Bitches Be Trippin'
Bitches be trippin'
Battery Fully Charged. Unplug Charger.
In what is perhaps one of the more stupid "features" on my Samsung Galaxy Note, when it reaches full charge, it lights up its screen and pops up and audible alert saying "Battery fully charged. Unplug charger." As I charge my phone at night, it is effectively an extremely annoying unwanted wake-up call.
Chosen One
I'm the chosen one…
Windows. Still the most used operating system, and undoubtedly the most abused.
Bogan Bass
Bogan Bass: Yet somehow still better than Beats by Dr Dre.
The Matrix
What is The Matrix?
Eminem Drug Bust
Eminem Drug Bust.
How Could You Be So Insensitive?
How Could You Be So Insensitive? This is what it looks like from the other person's perspective.
Hidden Giraffe
If you stare at this picture long enough you should be able to see a giraffe…
The Most Difficult Thing To Explain To Someone From The 1950s
If someone from the 1950s suddenly appeared today, what would be the most difficult thing to explain to them about life today?
Olden Day Slide To Unlock
Slide to unlock: Apple patent #1964022.
Australian Bank Notes
Australian Bank Notes.
Superman's Social Network Nightmare
Superman's Social Network Nightmare.
Crocodile Lion
An interesting dinnertime story…
Suicidal Bananas
A collection of suicidal bananas.
When A Woman Says "what?"
When a woman says "what?", it's not because she didn't hear you. She's giving you a chance to change what you said.
How To Pick Up Chicks
Instructional guide on how to pick up chicks.
Orders From A Rock
[On a rock] Turn me over. You just took orders from a rock.
A Case In Communism: The Super Mario Story
A Case in Communism: The Super Mario Story.
Falling Cows
A roadsign showing a cow falling off a cliff and onto a car.
No Science In This Microwave
Food only. Absolutely no science in this microwave.
Pull Out & Save
Save up to $600!
Good Things Are Twice As Good In Cellophane
Good things are twice as good in Cellophane!
Buy Two & Receive A Free Fountain Face!
Buy two and receive a Free Fountain Face!
Street Name
Hey, what's your street name?
Dangers Of Masturbation
The Dangers of Masturbation.
Broken Penis
I broke my penis and it exploded all over my pants.
Procrastination Issues
I'm taking care of my procrastination issues; just you wait and see.
BSOD: Blue Screen Of Death
The dreaded blue screen of death…
I Love My BSOD
Perhaps the only blue screen of death geeks would be happy to see.
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Pooh Everywhere
Watch your step, there's pooh everywhere!
Hippo Eats Dwarf
A hippopotamus has swallowed a dwarf in a circus accident…
How Many Alzheimer's Patients Does It Take?
To get to the other side!
Cat: The Dog Went Missing
Cat: The dog went missing? Hahaha! Hahaha! I'm sorry human. Hahaha… no seriously, I'm so sad…
Israeli Settlers
Of course we want peace–this piece and this piece and this piece and this piece…
A Teaser
You must stare very closely at the door in this image for around 30 seconds…
26 Everyday Occurrences In Australia
When you live on a barely hospitable desert island that was once a continent-sized penal colony, your life tends to be a little more badass than the average person's.
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The World's Funniest Joke
The World's Funniest Joke…


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limitations may also contribute to keyhole size.
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