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Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
Please come collect your inebriated significant other. He just sleep-farted and scared my cats. Please hurry.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
You held an empty wine bottle to your head and declared yourself the "wine unicorn." For the rest of the night you galloped everywhere and whenever anyone refused to be a wine unicorn with you, you tried to spear them with the bottle.
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
At the funeral we'll say nice things, like "She was delightfully extreme, psychotically wonderful, and could probably drink all you fuckers under the table."
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
and then I drunkenly screamed, "you can ride that Uber all the way to revenge city!"
which was funny until I realized I paid for my enemy's cab to go fuck my ex
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
I'm on tinder and every time somebody says something too creepy for me I start quoting scripture at them. My boobs are like missionaries.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
I went on a psycho cleaning spree so I feel I've earned the right to spend the day in bed watching porn and eating sausage biscuits. If you bring alcohol you can join me.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
You're the only person not starstruck by him
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
I lost my vibrator temporarily and for some unknown reason my first thought was that you might have stolen it. But then I realized you would never do that because you know it keeps me from killing people. But I am overtired and lacking in faith.
I think you just miss his friendship.
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
Why do guys insist on chatting me up this early in the morning? I'm just like "Dude, I look like the bastard child of Einstein and a troll doll. Let me eat my Hot Pocket in peace."
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
Listen, dont tell me about your day or that your mom is in town. Don't ask me to drive you to the airport or proofread your paper. Text me when and only when you have a boner. Oh and take your pants off and leave your front door unlocked because I'm coming over.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
Dude, my ex girlfriend showed up, bought me a tequila shot, made out with me and then disappeared into the night. Then her current girlfriend saw, so she came over and slapped me and then I made out with her too
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
Just delivered a pizza to a holiday inn and a delivery driver from Me n Ed's walked up at the same time, we both were going to the same floor so we stood in the elevator making small talk about delivery stuff, but a small part of me wanted to deck him, stand over him and shout,"FOR THE HUT MOTHERFUCKER, FOR THE HUT!"
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
We need a shit load of segways right now
My night just got really weird. In a sit down stall bathroom at this nice resturaunt and this guy walks in as I rip a humongous porcelain-splitting fart. Well, I hear him stop for a second. He then opens the door to the stall next to mine, sits down and says, "player two has entered the game."
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
During breaking dawn, he leaned over and asked me why she would have to worry about her period since she essentially just married a walking super-absorbant tampon... It was the best way to ruin those movies for me.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
Dude. Where are you? There's a hot chick drunkenly dancing on the bar and aggressively taking shots to Pink songs. She looks like she needs a rebound. Get. Here. Now.
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
my balls were so many shades of blue last night I could have used them as paint and replicated the entirety of Picaso's blue period. The girl was an art major I feel like this metaphor is appropriate.
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.


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Fleet Bank is considering a construction loan for a 390-unit apartment project in Austin, Texas. The case describes the location, market, product, and other real estate factors the bank needs to consider in making this loan. Also discusses the financial and construction risks involved in structuring this kind of credit facility.
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- Geographic: Texas
- Industry: Banking
- Industry: Real estate, rental & leasing
- Industry: Residential construction
- Company Employee Count: 1,000
- Company Revenue: $400 million revenues
- Event Year Begin: 1994
- Event Year End: 1994

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The idyllic surroundings of The Vineyard at Hershey include acres of rolling vineyards and a natural, spring-fed pond. Inside a rustic farmhouse, guided tours take an in-depth look into the winemaking process, and end with tastings of small-batch Pennsylvania wines. Walk across the lawn to find the brewery, where brewmasters pour nearly 20 beers ranging from crisp hefeweizens to hop-heavy IPAs, with different brews crafted at different times of the year. Throughout the year, the Vineyard hosts events such as wine and beer release parties and concerts, including the summertime Decked-Out Live! Entertainment Series.
Perched on a hill overlooking northern Baltimore County's scenic valleys, Royal Rabbit Vineyards typically provides guests pleasing views throughout the year. It isn't until late spring and summer, however, that the landscape begins to change: heavy green and purple orbs crop up along 4 acres of climbing grapevines. By fall, the heavy, ripened grapes are ready for harvest—later on they'll be turned into the winery's award-winning wines or used as low-impact marbles. The small winery lies along the Piedmont Wine Trail and Mason-Dixie Wine Trail, which connects more than 20 small, family-owned wineries in Pennsylvania and Maryland.
In keeping with the Royal Rabbit Vineyards motto—"Treat yourself royally"—many of the wines have royal titles, including a cabernet franc blend dubbed "the duke." Wine labels display a kingly rabbit holding a golden chalice.
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Students at the University of Sydney
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Isabel Millar (later Jones)
Isabel (Bell) Millar (later Jones) was one of first four women admitted to the Bachelor of Science in Agriculture course, in 1917.
Her early years
Isabel Millar was the youngest daughter of Captain and Mrs J C Millar of Clarence Town, NSW.
Her student days at the University of Sydney
Isabel was one of four women admitted in 1917 to the Bachelor of Science in Agriculture course. She passed her 1st year exams in December 1917 in Chemistry 1 and Botany 1, and the following March passed Physics 1. However, she did not continue at University.
Her career
Isabel was married to Herbert (Bert) Godfrey Littlewood Jones on 2 April 1924 by her brother, Reverend Norman Stuart Millar BA Sydney at St Stephen's Presbyterian Church, Sydney.
In 1925 the couple moved to Tenterfield where Herbert was Manager of the Tenterfield branch of the Australian Bank of Commerce Limited. Her husband took an active part in all matters pertaining to the welfare of the town and district. He was president and a playing member of the Tenterfield Cricket Association and also of the Tennis Association, and was associated with all other sporting bodies.
In 1927 he was appointed Manager of the Cairns branch of the bank, and became Treasurer of the Cairns Amateur Operatic Society, contributing to its success by his 'keen interest and sound business methods' (Cairns Post, 9 April 1930).
In 1930 he transferred to Sydney with his family.
Her husband, then Manager of the Bank of New South Wales at Burrowa, died suddenly in 1942.
Information sources
- National Library of Australia historic newspapers
- University of Sydney Calendar archive


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Do i sometimes get to have a piece of cake? yep, sure I do. and I track it and try to add cardio to counter it.
do I sound defensive, LOL? It's been one of those days.
Practicing the routine i am dancing a week from now..it's going well and I'm happy to say I'm not huffing and puffing at the end of that 5 minutes. that is a big accomplishment for me in terms of building stamina.
that's it. buzzer's about to go off for the top layer of the cake. have a fabulous Labor Day weekend for those in the US. Do something besides eat! LOL
I'm about 10 days out from my short-term goal of feeling better for the 4-day dance retreat I'm going to...and more important than anything at this point, I'm having FUN with the piece I choreo'd for it and it's not a huge chore where I doubt myself which has been the story for the last three years in a row!
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~ 239 or less. I keep getting to the 240 mark then I bounce around. i want PAST 240!
~ 1000 spark points. This would take some dedication, my best is 900+ for a month.
~ 5+ Fruits/veggies a day, at least 5x a week.
~ 8 glasses of water a day.
~ Meds/vitamins/supplements
~ Keep my momentum when my college classes start on top of the 2 jobs, the dance troupe, the kids....
I can tell I'm doing better on the water this week, as I've had to get up more than once every night this week - A sure indicator I'm getting there. Hopefully that will end soon.
Still hopeful. One of my usual phrases is "hope springs eternal". I guess I can apply it to myself...I feel knocked down, and sometimes discouraged...but I continue to have hope that I can have a healthy body and so I get up and brush off and start again. If i didn't keep on, I am quite sure I'd be over 300 pounds today. So, I'm working on feeling gratitude that i'm where i'm at and optimism for the future.
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I also like the feeling of a fresh start to a new month...new possibilities. I'm working on my september goals...hopefully post those within a day or so. some ideas....stay in the top 30 of the LC leaderboards...1000 spark points for the month (my best is just over 900), I'm working on some ideas there.
Sleep has been good the last couple of nights and I feel like a new person already. Gee, imagine getting that kinda sleep all the time...
Lost 1.1 pounds off the 5 pound gain I showed on Monday. Pretty convinced I was holding a lot of fluid due to the Aleve/not drinking water. Reset my two week goal from a week from today to two weeks from today - Might as well be realistic eh?
yesterday I thought a lot about why I'm not losing weight...and even knowing I ate under calories two days and got poor sleep, a five pound gain? Really?
I have a suspicion tho....Aleve. Aleve is a sodium product...and i started taking it daily for my arthritis....and i haven't been getting the water in. I'm thinking there's the culprit right there. can't not take it...the only alternative to me currently is ibuprofen and in the amounts needed it's too much - I'll end up with an ulcer.
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I'm not getting on the scale tho. I get too wrapped up in those numbers and right now, I need to think positive!
Last Monday, I had a 1.8 pound loss. This monday, I gained 5 full pounds.
In looking at last week, one major thing jumps out at me - I was freaking exhausted. I woke up daily around 4 a.m.....and coudn't go back to sleep. Lots of stress last week = sleep problems. By Friday, i was so tired I fell into bed at 8 pm, without having eaten dinner even.
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170 minutes of cardio
Two days where I went under my calories and the balance were within range
Took my supplements 50% of the time
Didn't make a single day of 8 cups of water a day
way under on sleep
Way over on stress!
This is the kind of weigh in that makes me want to give upagain - BUT I can clearly see the problem areas.
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"Leftover bananas inspired me to make this homespun bread," recounts Raymond Lux from Arlington, Texas. The loaves are nicely spiced with nutmeg and include lots of crunchy nuts, sweet chocolate chips and hearty oats.
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Prep: 15 min. Bake: 55 min. + cooling
1-1/2 cups mashed ripe bananas (about 3 medium)
1-1/4 cups sugar
3 eggs
1/3 cup vegetable oil
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Will be going to The Pantry for the first time tomorrow for dinner. I am definitely not expecting to be blown away by any means, but wanted to know if there is anything that I should definitely try or avoid? Thank you!
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Good? Well I used to go fairly regularly and largely because the place has such a retro vide. The food is retro too and by that I mean it achieves standards of yesteryear - which is not good. In fact since Riordan took over the joint it seems that the quality has crashed. Then again, I'm basing it on my last steak there which a year or two ago - and it had that below choice livery quality to it. And was chewy. It was, without question, by leaps and bounds, the worst steak I'd ever had in my life.
I do like their homestyle, fried on the plancha potatoes. And their bread is pretty good. And I like their slaw too. A lot.
But their steaks? The sort of thing you'd get at Denny's. And from my last experience - worse. Like prison food.
Mashed potatoes and rib roast.
Stick-to-the-bones kind of goodness.
Also, try a side order of their garlic bread.
Standing rib roast (they often run out), plenty of their great sourdough bread, and their coleslaw.
I'm only there either working on or working off a hangover. I recommend any of their breakfast specialties, although be forewarned that the buckwheat pancakes are quite tough. I prefer to stay within the realm of ham, eggs and bacon.
Bring an appetite.
Their hamburgers used to be great grilled and covered with grilled onions on french bread or roll. I would go early on Sunday morning for ham steak and eggs with hashbrowns when I lived nearby,
The cole slaw, the short ribs. Pretty much anything with gravy to sop up with the sourdough.
The steaks are very good. Don't order anything off of the specials board that sounds too weird (I once got rotisserie chicken - - don't even ask). And ask them to bring you the raw vegetables plate at the start of the meal. Everything comes with cole slaw. And for me the hashbrowns are far superior to the mashed potatoes, so make sure you're getting those with your meal. And say hi to the cashier Minh for me!
As much as I love the Pantry and I'm their biggest fan, I find the steaks to be a big disappointment. Got a feeling their choice grade if that.
Stick with something like one of their board specials like rib roast or short ribs or you can get ham steak and eggs any time of the day. I said ham steak not ham and eggs....difference is the ham steak practically covers the plate. The hamburger steak is decent.
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Tom P is on the money: The hamburger steak with a side of eggs and hash browns(request them extra crispy) sluiced(the Jonathan Gold influence permeates)with a side of brown gravy is the early morning ticket.
I recall the days when my pop took me there as a wee tot and a full relish tray greeted you as you were seated. I understand that tray -- along with hearty sourdough loaf, toasted -- are still available by request.
steak and eggs (over easy to make the most perfect breakfast sandwhiches ever)
the grease-drenched sourdough bread
They also have a homemade lemon cake with lemon frosting that is unbelievable. Looks like someone's mom made it, a little lopsided, really good frosting. Don't always have it, but if it's on the board get it.
Do they have meatloaf?
Do they have meatloaf worth ordering?
How about the other diner fav, turkey, mashed potatoes and stuffing/dressing?
I usually get the short ribs and I like their grilled toast... normally during dinner the bread is not grilled but they can grill it for you.
I like the short ribs. The sauce is a bit generic heavy bland brown sauce, but somehow it all works. Your best bet is probably either the roast chicken, which can be very good or breakfast stuff.
re: foodiemahoodie
You go once to experience an LA legend. Get a breakfast. Keep standards low. Now you can say you've been there. Good for you. Now you never have to eat there again.
There is nothing even remotely good here.
re: foodiemahoodie
Cole slaw is good, but its loaded with sugar. Nothing like the grilled sour dough toast for breakfast-you can't get that anywhere else.
this is what i'd try:
i'd try to skip the entire experience entirely.
if you do this, and go to a good restaurant instead, you will be ahead of the game, unless, that is, you LIKE spending money on lousy food.


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TUESDAY, May 20, 2014 (HealthDay News) -- New research pinpoints 11 gene variations that appear to be linked to a higher risk of alcoholism.
However, their impact seems to be small in individuals, and the findings may be too limited to be immediately useful in terms of prevention or treatment, an expert said.
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The researchers came up with a "genetic risk score" based on how many of the variations a person had. The investigators determined that the average person had a score of 47 out of 100, while 75 percent of those with scores above 48 were alcoholics.
Dr. Rob Philibert, a professor of psychiatry at the University of Iowa who studies the genetics of addiction, praised the study but said the genetic variations in question have "a very small effect" in individual people, limiting their usefulness in terms of treating alcoholism. Instead, he said, the variations only make a significant difference in large numbers of people overall.
What's next? Niculescu said researchers are using the genetic research to explore possible ways to develop drugs -- and perhaps even fish oil supplements -- to treat alcoholism.
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