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PAHOKEE, Fla. (AP) - Palm Beach County Sheriff's deputies are looking for a 26-year-old man they say killed one person and injured five others at a nightclub shooting over the weekend.
Deputies say Tavares Akeem Lawler faces several charges including first-degree murders and seven counts of attempted murder.
Saturday's shooting at Club Coco in Pahokee left 21-year-old Paul Buxton Jr. dead and five others wounded.
Deputies said Lawler, also known as "Khemo," is believed to be armed and extremely dangerous.

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This free Seward neighborhood party will feature open studios and galleries, food and drink specials, live music, and free samples throughout the day. Be sure to head over to Triangle Park (26th and Franklin Avenues) at 5 p.m. when officials will light up the park with thousands of twinkling lights. Neighbors and friends can then enjoy fresh roasted chestnuts, listen to music by the Brass Messengers, and watch performances by fire dancers. This may also be your last chance to enjoy inflatables outside during the holiday season. (Image by Ody5iu5)
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Reuters says that the study looked at 20 personality traits, including openness, creativity, self esteem and spontaneity.
Hey jerky! You may know a lot about gadgets, but does that make you king of the ring?
Apparently, you think so—at least that's what a new study says. Sure we all have opinions and want what's best, but according to Nielsen and Mindset Media (via Reuters), many early adopters are wealthy and downright arrogant.
Of the 25,000 consumers were polled, avid tech fans asserted leadership, dynamism and assertiveness. That doesn't sound so bad, but the poll also showed that those same people were low in modesty. Your mom always said you were number one… now you have a study to back it up!
"There's an element of pride in being able to have the latest and greatest, not just in the realm of technology, but in all other areas," said Sarah Welch, lead researcher at Internet ad network firm Mindset Media.
What's the bigger story: The results or that they actually put money into this "study?"


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November 21, 2014
LOS ANGELES (AP) - The Los Angeles city attorney's office has charged singer Chris Brown with misdemeanor hit-and-run and driving without a valid license.
City attorney spokesman Frank Mateljan says the charges filed Tuesday involve a minor accident on May 21 in the San Fernando Valley.
If convicted, Brown would face up to one year in jail.
Arraignment is scheduled for July 15 at the Van Nuys courthouse, but an attorney can appear on Brown's behalf.
Mateljan says the county district attorney's office will be notified of the charges and it will be up to that office and the courts to determine if the case will have any effect on Brown's felony probation in the 2009 beating of singer Rihanna.
A call seeking comment from a Brown representative was not immediately returned Tuesday.
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A free-speech lesson.
Appeals Court Judge A. Wallace Tashima's opinion goes on for 41 pages, but Oregon State University Oregon State University, at Corvallis; land-grant and state supported; coeducational; chartered 1858 as Corvallis College, opened 1865. In 1868 it was designated Oregon's land-grant agricultural college and was taken over completely by the state in 1885. officials could tell they were in trouble from the first paragraph. At issue was whether OSU (Open Source UNIX) Refers to the Unix variants that are maintained as open source, which were primarily BSD Unix and Linux until Sun made its Solaris operating system open source in 2005. President Ed Ray and others had violated vi·o·late
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3. the rights of a conservative monthly newspaper, The Liberty, by restricting its distribution in ways that did not apply to other publications such as the student paper, The Daily Barometer.
"The policy that OSU enforced against plaintiffs," Tashima wrote for the majority, "was not merely unwritten LAW, UNWRITTEN, or lex non scripta. All the laws which do not come under the definition of written law; it is composed, principally, of the law of nature, the law of nations, the common law, and customs. . It was also unannounced and had no history of enforcement. It materialized like a bolt out Verb 1. bolt out - leave suddenly and as if in a hurry; "The listeners bolted when he discussed his strange ideas"; "When she started to tell silly stories, I ran out"
beetle off, run off, run out, bolt of the blue to smite The Liberty's, but not The Daily Barometer's, newsbins onto the trash heap. ... The policy's enforcement against plaintiffs therefore violated the First Amendment."
The opinion by a panel of the 9th U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals goes on from there, maintaining a similarly stern tone throughout. The court overturned U.S. District Judge Ann Aiken's dismissal of The Liberty's case against OSU officials, and remanded the case to the lower court for trial. After Tashima's ruling, the officials will have a hard time defending their actions.
Tashima's opinion sets forth a damning series of events: During winter term of 2008-09, all seven of The Liberty's newspaper bins disappeared from the OSU campus. The editors suspected theft, because their permission to place bins at certain locations had not been revoked. The police found the bins in a storage yard, with many of the newspapers spilling out into the rain.
Next came a runaround. The Liberty's editors were told that the university was enforcing a policy limiting the distribution of off-campus publications to a few locations. But The Liberty is published by a student group - and off-campus newspapers were available at many locations around campus. OSU officials' attempts to draw distinctions between The Liberty and other publications were unconvincing un·con·vinc·ing
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un , and then they muddled matters further by saying that the policy they were enforcing was unwritten.
OSU's motives remain a mystery. The university has characterized the bins' removal as the action of a low-level administrator whose aim was to keep the Corvallis campus tidy. But newspapers like The Liberty tend to be provocative, even offensive to some. The Liberty was clearly singled out for special treatment, and it's easy to understand why the editors believed it was because of the content of their publication.
By the time the dispute reached Aiken's courtroom, OSU had backed down, adopted a written policy on newspaper distribution sites and approved more locations for The Liberty's bins. Aiken dismissed the case as moot An issue presenting no real controversy.
Moot refers to a subject for academic argument. It is an abstract question that does not arise from existing facts or rights. partly because those steps had been taken, and partly because Ray and other top OSU officials named in The Liberty's lawsuit had not removed the newspaper bins themselves. But the appeals court found clear violations of First Amendment and 14th Amendment rights that are not so easily swept aside.
Institutions such as universities can regulate the location of newspaper racks and bins. Those regulations, however, must be content-neutral. OSU's explanations of its reasons for removing The Liberty's bins, Tashima wrote, amounted to "post-hoc rationalizations." He labeled one of those rationalizations - that OSU policy favored The Daily Barometer as a means of improving campus communications - "Orwellian." The disparate treatment of The Liberty also violated the editors' right to equal protection under the law.
University administrators shouldn't need to be reminded that they are in the business of promoting inquiry, and that free speech is essential to that enterprise. Their policies on the distribution of student publications should be generally encouraging, and strictly even-handed in terms of content. Any policy that falls short of that standard - or worse, any arbitrary action taken in the absence of a clear policy - invites a stern lecture from a judge.
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posted 9/29/2014
Tomorrow's the vote! Make sure you have a voice in the leadership of the CCLL for the coming year. We have 19 names on the ballot - only 13 get voted onto the Executive board. Come pick 'em! 6:00 at the Indoor Facility. We need at least 25 people from the Little League family to cast votes so please consider giving us a few minutes to make sure we hit that number! Thanks!
posted 9/22/2014
posted 8/29/2014
**CCLL Board Nominations are coming!**
If you've been thinking about becoming involved, now is the time! The Little League 'year' runs from October 1st through September 30th, so we're a little over a month away from closing out the year. If you'd like to be a part of the behind-the-scenes magic we'd love to have your name on the ballot! The board will have a pretty hefty turnover this year as we say goodbye to some of our long-time members whose children are aging out of the program. All positions will be open - and if you're a strong accountant we'd especially like you to consider, as we will definitely be in need of a treasurer. Other positions include scheduler, equipment manager, player agents, fundraising, sponsorship & more! The nominations meeting will be held in about 3 weeks, on Sunday September 21st, 5:00pm @ the Indoor Facility (with the vote following on Tuesday the 30th). Just come let us know you'd like to be on the ballot - or you can let one of us know & we'll make it happen - then encourage your little league friends to come VOTE!! Thank you for your continued support of Carson City Little League!
posted: 8/13/2014
Fall Ball registration has closed. We will continue to accept late sign ups until the rosters are filled to capacity. To register as a late entry, print the Registration, Medical release, concussion form & code of conduct forms from this site (under the Handouts/Forms tab), fill them out & email firstname.lastname@example.com to arrange getting them handed in/payment.
To those that have already registered, we are setting the rosters tonight & you should get a call over the weekend.
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posted: 8/02/2014
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We're getting excited to start another season of Carson City baseball! Have you signed up yet!? Our next in person opportunity will be TODAY, Saturday, from 12:00-2:00 @ Pizza Factory on 50/Airport, but our Online registration is open & ready to accept sign ups at any time. (See the link above this paragraph). Fall Ball this year is getting a makeover. The fall season was originally intended to be an instructional season, but over the past couple of years it seems to have morphed into a mini-spring season. This year we're taking it back to its roots & laying out a newly structured program to really help improve the kids as players (hopefully!) Rather than the typical couple weeks of practice followed by several weeks of games, we will be putting in a 3-day rotation, spread across the week, that will continue through the season. Day 1 is a division-wide practice - sort of like a clinic. Day 2 is a team-only practice & Day 3 is the game. That way, the things they learn in practice can immediately be put into play, and the things that go wrong in games can immediately be attended to in practices. We hope that these changes will help the kids grow in the game & be the studs & team leaders of the spring season!
If you're a returning spring player, you only need proof of residency (utility bill, insurance bill, etc). If you did *not* play this spring, please also bring an original copy of the player's birth certificate. The cost for Fall Ball is $50/player. See you there!
posted: 6/29/2014
CCLL 9/10s showed up in a major way tonight! For the 3rd game straight, the youngest of our All Star teams have mercy-ruled the competition by the 4th inning, toppling Centennial with a final score of 17-2. (51 runs in the last 12 innings played!) This win advances CCLL into the Final 4 of the 9/10 bracket. The battle for the championship game continues tomorrow as they face Reno Continental at 5:30 on Field 4.
It was a much rougher night for the other CCLL teams that battled this evening. All 3 7:30 games ended in a mercy-rule, however the 10/11 & 11/12 teams ended up on the defeated side of it. The 10/11 loss today drops them from the 'loser bracket' (I wish we had a better name for it!) down to the elimination bracket where they compete for 3rd place. The 11/12 team is still alive, as this is a double elimination tournament.
Playing Monday: * 9/10 - 5:30, Field 4 vs Reno Continental * 10/11 - 5:30, Field 5 vs Carson Valley * 11/12 - get a day off. They play again Tuesday, 8:00pm, Field 2 vs North Tahoe.
posted: 6/28/2014
A big CONGRATULATIONS to our Intermediate All Star team - CHAMPIONS! They played the championship game this evening against Centennial (from Sparks) and devoured them 22-8! Nice work boys! With this win they will represent District 1 at the Nevada State tournament in July. We're proud of you guys! Speaking of devouring... our 9/10 team is on fire! For the second day & second game in a row, they mercy-ruled their opponent with a 10-run lead after 4 innings. Today's victim was Sparks Little League, where CCLL defeated them with a final score of 13-3 at the end of 4. They play again tomorrow evening at 7:30. Also playing tomorrow at 7:30 is our 10/11 team. Unfortunately, they fell to Reno Continental today, 8-5, but with this being a double-elimination tournament, they're still alive! Come cheer them on tomorrow as they continue to battle against South Tahoe. And finally joining the party tomorrow is our 11/12 team! They are also playing at 7:30 against Reno National, who had a strong show onto the 11/12 scene today with a 20-0 domination over their opponent. Bring your A-Game, kids! It's gonna be a good one! Do you see what just happened with those times!!?? ALL THREE remaining Carson City All Star teams will be playing tomorrow night at 7:30!!! Come on down & cheer them with all your might! These boys are making quite a show at this tournament - let's make sure they know how proud of them we are! SUNDAY: * 9/10 - 7:30pm, Field 3 vs Centennial * 10/11 - 7:30pm, Field 5 vs South Tahoe * 11-12 - 7:30pm, Field 2 vs Reno National
posted: 6/27/2014
Another day, another night of baseball! Good news for the Carson City teams tonight - both the 9/10s and the Intermediates came out on TOP (9/10s won 18-6, Intermediates won 4-3)! Lots of great baseball. Thanks to all the volunteers that have come out & kept score, announced games, umpired & worked the snack bar. We could NOT do it without you! If you would like to help out please let us know!Snack bar - (3-hour shifts) firstname.lastname@example.com keeping/announcing - email@example.com tomorrow:* 9/10s play Sparks National @ 10:30 on Field 2.* Intermediates play Centennial @ 7:30 on Field 6.* 10/11s play Reno Centennial @ 8:00 on Field 3.
posted: 6/26/2014
*****UPDATED/CORRECTED:*****Day 2 is under our belt! Another strong fight by our CCLL boys! Tournament play is required to go 6 innings - and GO we did! Our 10/11 boys took it to 6 where it ended in a tie - so we got a bonus inning where CCLL got it done & came out on top at the end of 7! Great job, 10/11 kids!Tomorrow's match up (Friday) will be:- the 9/10 team playing against Carson Valley, who fell to Reno American 10-0 tonight. Join us on Field 3 for a 5:30 first pitch.- the Intermediate team going up against Centennial @ 7:30 on Field 6. There are only 2 Intermediate teams in this tournament, so they will play Friday & again on Saturday. If it ends with each team winning 1, there will be a tie-breaker game on Sunday.Saturday:- the 10/11 team playing Reno Continental who won a 5-3 battle against Truckee this evening. That one will be on Field 3 @ 8:00.- the Intermediate team game #2 - CCLL vs Centennail, 7:30 Field 6.Sunday: - the 11/12 team joins the fun on Field 2 @ 7:30 against the winner of the Valley Providence/Reno National game.- *IF* needed to break the tie, the Intermediate teams will play a game 3, 7:30 Field 6.
posted: 6/25/2014
What a GREAT day at the park!! The energy was pure electricity! Lots of excited players, parents & coaches eager to play some bonus ball! If you missed the 9/10s tonight you missed a great match-up. Carson City fought hard in a well-matched game against Reno National. Unfortunately, the battle fell in favor of Reno (3-4 after 6) so our 9/10s will have a day of rest as they move into the consolation brackets on Friday. Come on out Thursday to cheer on our 10/11 team. You won't be disappointed! And a quick High-5 to Dillon Damico as he got the honor of catching the first pitch at opening ceremonies, as well as 3-cheers to Masyn Navarro on a job well done with the National Anthem. Thanks for your contributions to the day!
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posted: 6/22/2014
District All Stars begin this Wednesday & we are the host league! Teams from all 12 Leagues in our district (Reno, Sparks, Washoe, Truckee, Tahoe, Carson Valley, etc...) will be here for an 18-day tournament from June 25-July 13. On our busiest days we max out at 15 games! That leaves a LOT of opportunity for volunteers. We need SCOREKEEPERS & SNACK BAR workers for this whole District tournament. There are nearly 150 snack bar shifts & 200 score keeping shifts to fill. YIKES!!
Snack bar volunteers - these will be 3-hour shifts. Please contact Sequoia Rohr at email@example.com
Scorekeepers - please contact Doak Davis at email@example.com
Even if you think you can only commit to a single shift, a single day, a couple days or a whole lot of help... all of it helps us chip away at the iceberg!
We are a completely volunteer-based organization & without your help we just can't make it work!
All Star apparel... our 9/10, 10/11 & 11/12 All Star players & parents have the opportunity to order some special, personalized shirts or gear bags. In order to have this stuff by Opening Ceremonies they MUST be submitted by Friday. Each team should have a designated parent taking the order forms & money (for 9/10s it's Michelle Pedersen, the 11/12s it's Kathy Roide. I'm sorry I can't say for certain who's doing it for the 10/11s) and that parent needs to turn everything into Bob Good as soon as possible! Checks are made payable to Team Sports. In the photo attached, there are 3 bags. The large one has wheels, the second is duffel bag style, the 3rd is a backpack. ***ALSO!!! Don't forget, the $60 for your jersey (or $100 if you would like to keep the pants, as well) needs to be paid before you play your first game next week. Thanks!!
posted: 6/14/2014
**Raffle prize winners:1.) 4-Runner: Joey Hurzel #55002.) Harrah's Reno overnight stay, $50 food cert & show tickets: Lee Mason #1653 3.) $50 dinner certificate to Ole Ole inside Gold Dust West: Steve Castro #13714.) Autographed bat: Clarissa Quintana #41045.) Photo shoot @ Target with a 16x20 wrapped portrait: Tricia Duncan #40506.) Bicycle tune-up @ The Bike Habitat: Don Carine #41437.) Gift card for Dutch Bros.: Hawkins #63828.) $25 gift card for Play it Again Sports: Celeste Hodges #34659.) 3 complimentary Chiropractic appointments @ Dr. Bray's office: Linda Hurzel #542110.) 3 complimentary Chiropractic appointments @ Dr. Bray's office: Amanda Long #433711.) Pasta & Olive oil basket: Renae Cortez #535512.) $30 gift card for Kohl's: Tara Hornemann #3268 *claimed*13.) "Movie night in" basket: Kurt Huntoon #582114.) Car care kit with paint touch-up: Mike Lopez #328515.) $25 gift card for Buffalo Wild Wings: Walther family #124316.) Lottery ticket scratchers basket: Kaylie Allen #44617.) Hydraulic trolly jack: Linda Keller # 4896 *claimed*18.) Ice cream party basket & Baskin Robbins cert: Carol Reed #482119.) 2 months free dance lessons @ Forever Dance: Tom Kubistant #642720.) Paul Mitchell hair care basket: Amanda Long #433621.) $25 credit for The Graphics Factory: R. Bean #609722.) Car care products/bucket: Richard Hanson #5289 *claimed*23.) $25 gift card for Target: Hughie March #5254 *claimed*THANK YOU to all the local business that donated to our raffle and to the teams that brought in donations, as well. If you won a prize on this raffle please contact us either through Facebook or at firstname.lastname@example.com to coordinate claiming your prize. We will also begin making phone calls to our winners soon. Thank you & congrats to everyone... but especially congrats to Joey Hurzel & a big thank you to Dick Campagni's Carson City Toyota for their generous donation & continued support of Carson City Little League!!
posted 6/14/2014
RENEGADES (9/10 District-Only All Star team)Alan Mayoral-Escobedo, Cody Rosky, Daniel Rohr, Decarlo Qunitano-Browne, Ian Fontaine, Jacob Campbell, Jacob Hanson, Jacob Mathison, Kai Miller, Nathanial Samaro, Nicholas Dagbay, William Breeding
HOOLIGANS (11/12 District-Only All Star team)Anthony Singh, Braxton Carter, Camden Meikrantz, Casey Martensen, Cayden Gaines, Garret Nussbaumer, Garret Tibma, Jaden Keller, Kyle Navarro, Logan Foster, Riley Navarro, Zach Houghton
9/10 - ALL STARS:Aiden Lopez, AJ Kunter, Ashton Davenport, Cameron Boeckman, Carter March, Dillon Damico, Eddie Tierney, Jacob O'Brien, Justin Nussbaumer, Luke Pedersen, Michael Roman, Trey Thomas, Vincent Ferretti
10/11 - ALL STARS:Alex Robiso, Chase Wixon, Damien Branco, Ethan Foley, Isaac Nelson, Jaden Earle, Kobe Morgan, Max Gunkel, Tanner Hunt, Tyler Gurrieri, Tyler Stagliano, Walker MacKenzie, Wes Simpson
11/12 - ALL STARS:Brian Gutherie, Diego Lopez, Dylan Roide, Garritt Benavidez, Gryphon Matthies, Jacob Pettay, Justin Stevens, Max Fontaine, Ryan Lawlor, Tim Jones, Vernon Painter, Zaid Abdelhady
Intermediate - ALL STARS:Ben Nelson, Blake Menzel, Cole Salaices, Garret Damico, Hayden Hudson, Ian Pettersen, Jared Barnard, Joe Tonino, Kahle Good, Landon Truesdale, Mason Nodar, Matt Gunkel, Zach Glanzmann
**IF YOU ARE NOT AVAILABLE FOR ALL STARS, PLEASE LET US KNOW ASAP SO WE CAN BRING UP AN ALTERNATE!!**Please be at Field 4 tomorrow at 9:00am for uniform fittings. Teams will be fitted on a first-come, first-served basis once the entire team is there. Team photos will begin being taken at 11:00am. It is mandatory that you are there for both!! THANK YOU!!
posted 6/12/2014
There were some high anxiety games out at the ball fields last night! Everyone played their hearts out & fought like champions. Unfortunately, there can only be one winner - and those that took the W will represent their division at the championship games tomorrow night at the BBQ. The results:AAA Yankees vs Phillies: YANKEES WINAAA A's vs Dodgers: DODGERS WINMajors Cardinals vs Phillies: CARDINALS WINMajors Yankees vs Rangers: RANGERS WINSo this means tomorrows games will look like this:Field 2: Majors final - Cardinals vs RangersField 3: AA All Star teamsField 4: AAA Final - Yankees vs DodgersField 5: Challenger gamePlayers can begin eating at 5:00, all other BBQ guests will be served starting at 5:30. Games are slated for a 6:30 first pitch. The raffle for the truck will happen after the games have all finished. We will also have some silent auction items to be bid on AND the All Stars will be announced! It's gonna be a great night!
posted 6/11/2014
This year CCLL has the special opportunity to host both District and STATE All Stars. This is an exciting adventure but also a very heavy responsibility. One of the things we need to do is produce a program for each of these tournaments. We have ad space available to individuals as well as businesses. If you would like to publicly wish your All Star well you can do that for just $25! And we have business ad space starting at just $40. If you are interested, please contact Richard Gunkel @ email@example.com by next Thursday, the 19th of June. THANK YOU!
posted 6/9/2014
The results of tonight's games & game assignments for Tuesday & Wednesday:AAA: A's vs Giants - A's winAAA: Rangers vs Dodgers - Dodgers winAAA: Cardinals vs Phillies - Phillies winMajors: Cardinals vs Dodgers - Cardinals winMajors: Yankees vs Giants - Yankees winSO.......Tuesday - all games at 6:30AAA Giants are doneAAA Rangers vs Cardinals, field 4Majors Dodgers vs Giants, field 2Wednesday - all games at 6:30AAA Yankees vs Phillies, field 4AAA A's vs Dodgers, field 5Majors Cardinals vs Phillies, field 3Majors Yankees vs Rangers, field 2
posted 6/8/2014
One more much smaller post for the night - the field assignments for tomorrow's city tournament games! AAA: Yankees - BYE A's vs Giants - field 2, 5:30pm Rangers vs Dodgers - field 4, 5:30pm Phillies vs Cardinals - field 3, 5:30pm Majors: Rangers & Phillies - BYE Cardinals vs Dodgers - field 2, 8:00pm Giants vs Yankees - field 4, 8:00pm
ALL STARS are coming!! We just drafted tonight! We can announce AA tonight, but the rest have to wait, per LL International rules. The 9/10, 10/11, Intermediates, Hooligans & Renegades will ALL be announced at the BBQ on Friday, and the 11/12 cannot be announced until just after midnight - 12:01 - the evening of the BBQ. If you feel like your child may be an All Stars contender and you know you CANNOT be there for tournament play, please let us know ASAP so we can adjust our rosters, if necessary. ALL teams will have team photos & uniform pick up on SUNDAY - Father's Day. You'll get specific details from the manager if your child has been selected. - Hooligans & Renegades: Announced 6/13, begin play Tuesday, June 17th & play through the week. You will need to be available to practice Father's Day weekend in preparation. This is a District-only tournament. After the week you are done.- All Stars 9/10 & 10/11 - you play District 6/25-7/5 plus practices to be scheduled from the announcement date up until games begin. State, if (WHEN!!) we advance, July 19-23, plus practice time leading into it.- All Stars 11/12 - you play District 6/28-7/8 plus practices to be scheduled from the announcement date up until games begin. State, if (WHEN!!) we advance, July 19-23, plus practice time leading into it.- All Stars Intermediate - you play District 6/27-6/29 plus practices to be scheduled from the announcement date up until games begin. State, if (WHEN!!) we advance, July 12-14, plus practice time leading into it.- AA All Stars - This is exclusive to our league. It is something we decided to add in this year as a way to give our new AA transitional league an opportunity to experience post-season play. These kids were all nominated by their coaches & will compete against each other in a single game to be played at our BBQ this Friday @ 6:30. Practices will be this Tuesday & Thursday, 5:30 on Field #3. Again, please let us know if your child cannot be there so we can move to an alternate. There are no pictures or special uniforms for this game - they will play in their current team's uniform. Thanks!!AA All Stars:AMERICAN League - Manager Zac Pedersen:Trevor Britt Kincaid Gill Andrew Hodges Kahleel Kaufman Lalo Lopez Shasta Lumsden Navi Ochoa Pedro Oropeza Nolan Pedersen Anthony Planetta Lucas Wold Thomas Young NATIONAL League - Manager Dan McCraw:Eid AbdelhadyCarson ColemanKeegan Ferris Austin Garcia Anders Graul Noah Hamilton Tristan Hawkins Lance Hornaman Henry Lawson Justin McCrawAaron Ramirez Christian Smith
posted 6/5/2014
****MAJORS FINAL STANDINGS***** It was an exciting finish to the Majors regular season out at the ball park tonight! Here are the official final standings for the Majors Division: 1.) Rangers: 12-3 2.) Phillies: 10-5 3.) Cardinals: 8-7 4.) Giants: 7-8 5.) Yankees: 6-9 6.) Dodgers: 2-13 So - going forward into next week's City Tournament, we have the Rangers & Phillies enjoying the BYE on Monday while the Cardinals play the Dodgers & the Giants play the Yankees. The winner of the Monday games will face the Rangers or Phillies on Wednesday, the Wednesday winners play on Friday. Monday's losers will play a consolation game on Tuesday. Monday's Majors games are played at 8:00pm while the remainder of the week's games play at 6:30.
posted 6/4/14
**********DRUMROLL**********FINAL *AAA* STANDINGS:1.) Yankees: 11-12.) A's: 7-4-13.) Rangers: 7-54.) Phillies: 6-5-15T.) Dodgers: 5-75T.) Cardinals: 5-77.) Giants: 0-12So... this means for the City Tournament this coming week:Monday:The Yankees will have a BYE and the A's will play the Giants.Rangers will play 6th place, Phillies will play 5th place.
However, with there being a tie in the #5 slot, we go to the tie breakers. First would be to determine who won the majority of their head-to head competitions. They played twice & each won once. So the next tiebreaker is to see who had a stronger record against common opponents. Since the AAA division does not play outside of the CCLL teams, the record is the same. So this leads to the 3rd tie break... a coin toss. We will have a coin toss between the managers on Monday before the games to determine who plays as the #5 & who plays as the #6.
Field assignments pending...The teams that win on Monday will play again on Wednesday. The winning teams from Wednesday play in the championship on Friday @ the BBQ. The two highest ranked teams to lose on Monday will play in a consolation game Tuesday.GREAT work, everyone!!
***MAJORS: All 6 teams have their final game tomorrow (Thursday). Here are the current standings to get you excited for tomorrow's stats!1.) Rangers: 11-2-1*2.) Phillies: 9-4-1*3.) Cardinals: 8-64T.) Giants: 6-84T.) Yankees: 6-86.) Dodgers: 1-13*This game was called short & ended in a tie. If the Cardinals win the Phillies/Cardinals game tomorrow night the tied game will be resumed & played to completion to determine a winner, as it will impact the decision between 2nd & 3rd place. Remember, all of the Majors game for Thursday have been pushed up to a 6:00 start time! Stayed tuned for the final standings!!
posted 6/1/14
**A few notes to know: 1.) Jr/Sr players - don't forget, your team photos will be this Saturday, 9:30am on field #6. 2.) All Star voting (AAA & Majors) - during this week a member of our board will be visiting each team after your games to conduct the all star vote. Each player will be able to vote for their peers & influence who goes forward on our CCLL All Star team. Please plan to stay about 15 minutes after your game to complete the ballot. ***IF YOU WILL NOT BE AVAILABLE to play in all stars, please let us know so we can give the spots to kids that will be there to play. District all stars runs June 25-July 10. If CCLL wins, we will compete in State which runs July 18-24. 3.) Raffle tickets - tickets & money are due by this Friday, the 6th. Please turn everything in to your manager/team mom so that your entire team's tickets can be turned in together. Bring them to the snack bar any time this week, labeled with your team name & division. Any unlabeled tickets will not be counted toward team totals. Don't forget - ANY team that sells 180 tickets gets ice cream, and our top TWO teams get our big prizes, a team night at the Aces, including game tickets & food vouchers for all players & the coaches, OR a bowling party at Carson Lanes, which includes 2 games, shoes & food vouchers. THANKS!! 4.) Equipment return - TBall & Coach Pitch: as your games come to a close, please return your equipment bags & tees, LABELED with your team name/division, to field house 2 (the score booths up at the big fields). You can just leave them in the house, to the side of the stairs. Single-A & AA, please do the same but leave them in field house 4, instead. AAA & Majors - you'll still need yours to get through the City Tournament, but as you are eliminated you, too, may return your gear bags to the bottom of house 4 (labeled with team & division). Thank you! 5.) Fall ball! Yes, it's already time to think about fall ball. Keep an eye out for registration to open soon!
revised 5/28/14
***EDITED: There was some misinformation re: advancement through the District/State. City Tournament ENDS with the championship game on Friday!!*** Here are the brackets for the post-season City Tournament for our AAA & Majors divisions. We can't say for certain when your child will be playing, as it all comes down to standings & wins, but here is the basic outline for the week so everyone can start planning for it. This tournament runs June 9th-13th. On Monday, AAA first-pitch will be 5:30 PM, Major's first-pitch will be 8:00 PM. Tuesday's consolation games, Wednesday's Semi-Finals & Friday's Championship games will all begin at 6:30 PM. (These times have been revised several times since I first posted but I have been assured that this final edit is GOLD!!)
2014 AAA City Tournament Brackets
2014 Majors City Tournament Brackets
posted 5/26/14
Just a reminder re: some make-up games this week. These are make-ups for the Saturday rain/hail/sleet/snow-outs a couple weeks ago. We will let you know as soon as our scheduler tells us when last week's rain-outs will be played. Thanks for your patience! AAA Cardinals vs AAA Giants Rescheduled to Weds, May 28, 7:00 pm, Field 5 AAA Rangers vs AAA - A's Rescheduled to Sat, May 31, 1:00 pm, Field 5.
posted 5/25/14
Hello Everyone, As the regular season winds down, I think about the amazing growth our kids have made this year. I have been fortunate to witness many "firsts" during the season; first hits off the coach pitch machine, first hits off the machine pitch, first hits off live pitching, first catch of a thrown ball, first home run, first pitch for a strike, etc. The joy shown on the player's face after these milestones is the currency that keeps our volunteers coming back year after year. Thank you to the parents for entrusting your most precious belonging to our league. We will be looking at the division standings and score books as we prepare for the City Championship Tournaments and All-Star Tournaments. For the AAA, Major, & Senior Divisions, there will be City Championship play. The AAA and Major divisions will play the week of June 9-13. The Seniors will play immediately following their regular season. The All-Star season will start with the announcement of the teams during the week of the City Championship Tournament. We will field seven tournament teams this year: Renegades, Hooligans, 9/10, 10/11, 11/12, Intermediate, & Juniors. The Hooligan / Renegade tournament will start the week of June 16th and run through approximately June 23rd. The rest of the teams, except Juniors, will start games on June 25th, with the tournament running through July 9th-ish. The Junior tournament will start July 7th and run through the 14th-ish. CCLL is also hosting the Nevada State Tournament this summer. State for Intermediate starts on July 11th. The rest of the ages start on July 18th. For the 11/12, Intermediate, and Juniors, winning at state earns a trip to Western Region Tournaments and possibly to the respective World Series for their division. We will examining the score books to determine which players are eligible for tournament selection. If you know your player will not be available for the tournament dates listed above, please let the respective player agent for your division know. If selected to a tournament team, players must be present for all games in which their team is scheduled, baring injury. The regular season is winding down, but the baseball is not over. Keep an eye out for the fall ball sign-up announcements. That is just around the corner! Don't forget to sell those raffle tickets! $4.00 for a chance to win a car is a pretty good deal. Thanks to everyone for helping to make this season successful. -Tom Lawson President, Carson City Little League
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posted 5/18/2014
I've been chipping away at standings... We only track AAA & up, because the younger divisions do not participate in post-season tournaments. So as of TODAY (5/18), these are the current standings for AAA & Majors. These will be periodically updated as our season winds down so that everyone knows where they stand as we gear up for post-season play!AAA:1.) Yankees... 8-12.) Phillies... 5-3-13.) A's... 4-3-14T.) Rangers... 4-44T.) Dodgers... 4-46.) Cardinals... 3-57.) Giants... 0-8Majors:1.) Rangers... 9-1-12.) Cardinals... 6-63.) Phillies... 5-3-1*4.) Yankees... 5-65.) Giants... 4-66.) Dodgers... 1-8**There is a game from 4/12 between the Phillies & Dodgers that I missed in calculating these standings, so those 2 teams will be updated as soon as I get back to the score books!
posted 5/10/2014
**** ALL GAMES CANCELLED!!! The rain/slush/hail is still falling & the water is starting to pool up on the fields. All games are cancelled. And please do not practice on the fields in lieu of the games. Games are not only cancelled to save the kids from the wet weather, but also to protect the fields from the damage that happens when they are played on while wet. Enjoy the night off - stay warm! See you for games again on Monday. THANKS!
posted: 5/2/14
Tomorrow is a big day for our AA players - it's the day we make the transition from pitching machine to live pitch! With this move, we also make a few adjustments to the rules. I wanted to take a second to share some of them so that it's easier to understand what's being done a little differently! * Rather than the standard up-to-10-pitches from the machine, we move into 'real baseball' pitching. Balls & strikes will be called & counted with the addition of an umpire behind the plate! * Base running: Hits are no longer limited to one base, or the occasional double on the long balls. Managers will continue to emphasize fundamental base running, but players will be able to advance at their own risk (or at the indication of the base coach), including steals. * Pitch counts will be strictly monitored to ensure player rest & to avoid injury. Parents should have all pitchers ice their elbow and shoulder after each game. Anyone throwing 41 pitches cannot catch in the same game. If they play catcher for 3 innings they cannot pitch. Per Little League International rules, 7-8 year olds may throw no more than 50 pitches in a single game. Rest requirements: • If a player pitches 36-50 pitches in a day, two (2) calendar days of rest must be observed. • If a player pitches 21-35 pitches in a day, one (1) calendar days of rest must be observed. • If a player pitches 1-20 pitches in a day, no (0) calendar day of rest is required. Obviously, with this being the kids' first exposure to live pitching there will be a lot of mistakes being made - batters afraid to stay in the box, pitchers afraid of hitting the batter & catchers chasing lots of wide pitches & past balls. This will make it somewhat frustrating for the kids - and probably pretty slow/frustrating for the spectators, initially! Haha! We ask YOU, the parents & fans, to offer lots of patience and LOTS of cheers as we bump these players up to a higher level of baseball & make adjustments to their instincts. See you at the fields!!
posted: 4/30/14
A HUGE thank you to Robert Heaton & Talents Athletic Center for donating the new scoreboard! Many people have been working in the background trying to make this happen for a while now, but we are happy to say that, as of today, it is UP!! You can see this beauty anytime you watch a game on Field 6. Please be sure to support those local business that support us! And, again, thank you to everybody that has made this upgrade possible! You are appreciated! http://www.talentsathleticcenter.com/
posted: 4/28/14
Reno Aces Little League Day is coming, Sunday, May 18th!!
Details, details, details..... 1.) If you have not yet had the opportunity to order tickets, contact your Manager ASAP! They have all been provided with a sheet detailing the different tickets available & the pricing associated with each ($5, $10, $15). 2.) If you are a Manager collecting for your team, you have until Monday, May 5th to have ALL info & money turned into Brett Clampitt. This is a solid (recently extended) deadline - don't miss it! firstname.lastname@example.com 3.) The game day info... The first pitch is set for 1:05. If you don't come until then you will miss out on all the extras that come along with Little League Day! Gates open for players & their families at 11:00. Please be there by then, with your player in full uniform (minus cleats & cups, of course!) Players that do not come in uniform will not get to be a part of the on-field parade. Upon entry into the park, you should find a seat behind the 1st base dugout. It doesn't need to be your assigned seat - this is only for the purpose of the chalk-talk with a couple of the Aces players. They will stand on the dugout to have a Q & A with the kids. Once the Q & A is complete the teams will begin lining up for the on-field parade. This is a bit of a long, slow hurry-up-and-wait process. This is not an exclusive CCLL day - it is a regional LL day, so there will be a lot of kids there! If may be wise to select a team representative (or a few) to go line up & save a place for your team during the chalk-talk so your team doesn't end up 1/2 mile down the line. Seriously. The line gets that long! Once the parade is complete parents can collect their kids from the Manager at a location your team has chosen. From then on out - enjoy the game!!
posted: 4/27/14
Raffle tickets are beginning to be distributed... here are some details that should hopefully answer some questions! ** It is hoped that each player will sell a minimum of 10 raffle tickets. That's about 120 per team. Any team selling 180 tickets or more will win ice cream for every player at their last regular-season game. **The team that sells the MOST out of the entire league will get to choose from 2 great prize packages. The second place team will get the prize not chosen by the first place sellers. Those packages are: 1.) A team party at Carson Lanes Bowling Center, including shoe rentals, 2 games and food vouchers for each player & the coaches. 2.) A team night at the Reno Aces, including a game ticket & food voucher for each player & the coaches. ** What is the ticket for? For $4 you get dinner at our End of Season BBQ & an entry into the drawing to win a 1995 Toyota 4-Runner 4x4 generously donated by Carson City Toyota. While at the BBQ you will get to enjoy some great baseball as our AAA & Majors teams play in their championship games concluding the post-season play-off tournament. ** WHY do we do this & why do we encourage players to work hard & sell lots of tickets? The money brought in by these ticket sales are a big part of why we have the lowest registration fees in the region. Our early fees are $70/kid, $35 for siblings. In comparison, Carson Valley is $80-$150 (depending on division), North Valleys Reno - $70-$150 (depending on division), Reno National - $107-$152 (depending on division), Tahoe - $85-$95, etc... THANK YOU all so much for your support of this important fundraiser & the Carson City Little League as a whole. If/WHEN (!!) you need more tickets please let us know here or see a member of the board while you're at the fields! COACHES - please collect all monies & tickets stubs from your team & keep them together in one big envelope to be turned in the first week of June. THANKS!
CCLL boundaries are the Carson City County line on the south, east and west sides of town. To the north, CCLL extends into Washoe County to the south edge of Bellevue Road.
There are new player eligibility rules in effect this year: CCLL can now register players living outside Carson City if they are attending a school within Carson City!
Parents must present a report card, school enrollment form, or statement of attendance from the school for the player at the time of registration. The school record must show the student was attending a school within the CCLL boundaries as of October 1st, 2013.
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Worst Team Fortress 2 WeaponsDon't agree with the list? Vote for an existing item you think should be ranked higher or if you are a logged in, add a new item for others to vote on or create your own version of this list.
The Top Ten
1The Sun-on-a-Stick
It's rare a Scout finds a burning enemy that isn't already toast. Plus, this thing only does 26 damage. It's critical hits only do 70-something, too. That ain't a lot for a crit.
This weapon is totally pointless. Just use your Scattergun when you see a burning enemy, and you don't use your melee often as Scout unless it's the Sandman. You also have to have a Pyro on your team. This weapon is a gimmick and a joke.
I forgot to include this on my list so I will put it here. A melee for scout, has 25% damage penalty but crits players that are on fire. But how many times as a scout have you ran into an enemy that is burning?
[Newest]It only looks cool
2The Razorback
It only blocks ONE attempt. Plus, sacrifices your secondary slot. Unless the attacking Spy is a noob, they'll see your Razorback and reach for their Revolver or Ambassador.
This is not a weapon. If it's going to sacrifice a weapon slot it better be able to block bullets/arrows from the back. This is a useless piece of crap that nobody should own
A lot of times, when I accidentally stab a razorback, the sniper doesn't even notice me. I just back away, and stab him again. Potentially good defensive tool ruined by incompetent users.
3The Fan O' War
ARE YOU KIDDING ME? This weapon is amazing, the damage is low for a reason. All you have to do to make good use of hit is hit an enemy, pull out you scattergun and shoot. Damage is VERY high with mini crits
This weapon is not meant for strait up fighting. But if the enemy doesn't see you and you want some extra damage before the fight, you hit him with the fan back up and start shooting. If you are so sneaky then why don't you just use the back scatter or Crit-a-Cola? It takes more time to hit the enemy, back up and shoot. Just shooting is fine. If you want to kill a heavy and think you can kill him with the fan of war mini cries... you can't. When
"This weapon is amazing! " No. No it isn't. It just sucks. If you want a good Scout bat, you have a variety of options, like the Sandman, the Holy Mackeral, the Candy Cane, the Atomizer and even the default bat. This... just sucks. Even with the Mark for Death... it's not effective at all.
[Newest]Really good weapon you people are nuts
4Sharpened Volcano Fragment
What's the point when you have A FLAMETHROWER?! If you have this equipped, and anything besides the Reserve Shooter and the Shotgun, you can't attack in water at all.
There is absolutely no point to this weapon at all aside from Medieval mode. You already have a perfectly good flamethrower and chances are you also have the flare gun, another great weapon for setting people on fire. So why not use something with a better attribute like the Axstinguisher, Power Jack, or absolutely ANYTHING! Why would you want to get up even closer to people to set them on fire when you have 2 other weapons that do the exact same thing from a safer distance!
This weapon is only useful in Medieval mode.
[Newest]This is the worst weapon in this game
5The Eviction Notice
The stats on these things don't make any sense to me. Brass knuckles doing LESS damage? What?
I actually have had a good experience with this weapon. The faster swing rate (as I see) makes critical hits more prevalent.
Wow! Ever wanted to own brass knuckles that are made of molitan and reduce the damage you do by a half? Then this is the weapon for you! A heavy melee that hits faster, but does only 32 damage points. Yaho! Just hate this.
[Newest]Eh. Pretty good. Nothing awful, but not great.
6Pain Train
Can't believe this isn't on number one of the list, this item is worse than every single item on the list.
This item is complete crap unless there are a few minutes left in the game on cp and you're playing soldier, keep it in your inventory if you play cp, otherwise... SCRAP
This weapon MAY be good on offense, but on defense, this eapon is useless
The chance you will kill someone with this is so little. I takes away your secondary slot when you could have used something better instead.
This thing sucks. I mean who would want to get rid of their shotgun just to goomba someone. And you would kill yourself before stepping on them
I Hate this item! Not only does it take away your secondary slot, your more likely to be hit by lightning twice in one day than score a kill with those crappy boots.
8Short Circuit
Dumbass. It's supposed to block projectiles, not hurt people.
I doubt this thing can even block projectiles. It's a complete waste of metal and does about no damage at all. I wonder what the kill sign is.
It's good for blocking missiles, but attacking is just awful.
9The Quick-Fix
The quick fix may not have over heal and a good über, but it is the fastest healer, and makes the medics speed match any of the faster classes, as well as fly up with a rocket or sticky jump, which can be insanely useful with the scout, demoman, soldier, and demo knight,
It's meant to heal everyone around you quickly. It's a different play style.
This weapon can be a lifesaver, note that.
The Phlogistinator is basically the noob weapon, with lots of downsides. First you can't air blast which is a problem because you can't extinguish your teammates nor reflect Demoman and Soldier projectiles, Also with the crits it makes this weapon made for noobs. The -10% damage isn't that bad but without air blasting it removes the Pyro's best attribute. Sorry but I prefer the stock.
If you try to activate the MMMPH, you're basically a dead man. People will just come up behind you and kill you before you even have a chance to attack. And there's a damage penalty. That's even worse
This thing is good you people are insane
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11Wrap Assassin
It is a roll of paper that shoots Christmas decorations for scout. But... It has 70% damage penalty. Fan of war had 90% but it had a good use. This just does not really work with me. It shoots an ornament dealing 45 damage. Target then bleeds. Not weak, but I hate the damage penalty.
This weapon is just a complete downgrade, it does have a ornament you can throw at enemies to make them bleed a little but if your so good at doing it, why not use the sandman to kill them entirely? Just make this item scrap, it's a better idea.
I have a strange one, and it's hard to get kills. I'm at 2609 at the moment.
[Newest]It deals no damage
12Boston Basher
... This is a weapon meant for something a scout really shouldn't be doing with a melee weapon: Hit and run... The scattergun is better for that.
To be fair it has three upsides, although one is iffy. The iffy one is people panic when they start bleeding and retreat. The other two are all about hurting yourself: Hitting yourself while ascending in a jump will boost you high than you could with the atomizer and hitting yourself will also let a medic build uber faster off of you.
To be fair it has three upsides, although one is iffy. The iffy one is people panic when they start bleeding and retreat. The other two are all about hurting yourself: Hitting yourself while ascending in a jump will boost you high than you could with the atomizer and hitting yourself will also let a medic build uber faster off of you.
The boston Basher makes you bleed and hurts you! Scout already has limited health so it just makes surviving long a lot harder. Also most people using scout melee just randomly swing it around and miss a lot. Doing this with the Basher would kill you.
I vote this because it HURTS YOU. I want to.kill with my weapon, not be killed.by it.
Bonesaw for the medic. You lose 10 of your maximum health, but if you die you can keep up to 20% über. How long does it take you to get 20% über? 10 seconds of overhealing. How useful.
Useless. MEdic should be about SURVIVING, not DYING
-10 health so you can keep 20% of your über when you die. Not worth it. It doesn't take long to build up to 20% of your über. If you use the quick fix it takes even less time.
14The Winger
This weapon is very good when using it with the soda popper and the atomizinxzer more jump hight YES!
I hate this weapon, it's so useless and it has VERY little ammo. So terrible and another one of the worst items in the entire game!
Only 5 shots in a pistol? Wow.
[Newest]This is simply poop
What dude?!? This weapon isn't so bad
Why you need to knock back your enemies if your weapon is strongest from low distances?
Its mainly for use against scouts because scatterguns are good a point blank range
16Dalokohs Bar
This works really well with the Warrior's Spirit since it gets rid of the health penalty, making you an unstoppable (almost) powerhouse.
I think the chocalate is just a unnecessary. I mean sure it will save your life a couple of times and 350 health is a lot but it's for only 30 seconds. The sandvich is the better secondary item
Even though they buffed it, it hardly gives you any health, and with the other secondaries available, you're better off equiping the Sandvich.
17Chargin' Targe
The best secondary for demoman it's the best but one reason it sucks. IT NEEDS A SWORD WITH IT! Oh and I does not explode. Also why would a man take a wooden shield. get the splendid screen instead it does more damage.
That would just make it overpowered. I mean, try to vision it, when that happened. Nobody would even look at all the other demo grenade launchers anymore! Just Loch, load, BOOM all the way.
If you're bad at aiming with this, you're going to have a hard time hitting your mark
I just wish the grenades wouldn't explode automatically.
This weapon is very useless! Come on,50 ammo for only 1 airblast? The critical bonus from behind only is useful for ambushing but a lot of times a pyro go front of enemy too, it may be good for experience players but, ithink that loss 50 ammo for one airblast when the stock only loss 20?
Agree with me, is a terrible weapon in certain situations
Agree with me, is a terrible weapon in certain situations
This weapon is for more offensive pros since its not that hard to get behind someone slower in head on combat
Do you guys know that this is a banner?!?
It does pretty much nothing.its a waste of space
A complete waste of a secondary weapon. Basically the a Black Box that does no damage.
21Darwin's Danger Shield
25 health, plus bullet resistance, and the only time that you should care about the frag damage vulnerability is if you're playing comp and they have a good roamer soldier.
Only 25 hp extra. Waste of space.
22Conniver's Kunai
Okay the only watch you can use with this weapon is the dead ringer. You can be 1 hit with practically everything. If you manage to get a backstab you can have up to 180 overhead health that drains quickly. In the sound of the fighting no one is going to hear you so you can silently get your next kill. So why do you need that health? It drains quickly and the spy is not a class you can go head to head with. It's like you are bleeding away your health while fighting with revolver that deals 60 damage at point blank. A scout can just run around you and shoot you twice and kill you. The soldier has more health than you and has rockets. The soldier's health isn't slowly fading either. Pyros have a flamethrower that is much more effective. Demos have grenades and hard-hitting mêlée weapons. Don't even try against heavies. Engineers have shotguns and pistols, not to mention a huge sentry gun. Even a medic can kill you with their saws and needles that deal good damage. You can barely survive a quick headshot from snipers and their their kukris deal more damage than knives. That leaves the spy. The only class you can fight head on with a good chance of survival. The enemy spies are probably in your base so you don't meet them much. The only thing that you can do with this knife is backstab, and you know what else can backstab? EVERY OTHER KNIFE! Don't use the kunai.
As a class that excels in avoiding front-on confrontation, the spy does not need a great deal of health. An overhealed spy has no greater backstabbing ability than normal, and let's face it - if you're caught by a pyro, you're screwed anyway.
I personally find this only a downgrade of the stock knife.
23Liberty Launcher
Since the update, the liberty is one of the worst soldier rocket launchers I mean-30% damage in return with faster rockets? I'm sticking with the direct hit
Its for a market gardener man tread load out that gives you a head on chance
This weapon feels like a Direct Hit for someone who can't aim.
24Baby Face's Blaster
This is a useless weapon. Even though it is more accurate, the shortstop still is way better at that, and it prevents you from jumping unless you want to sacrifice a hell lot of speed and really stinks at ambushing.
In good hands this weapon is a beast.
Come on. Scout is made to jump and run fast. Not to have good accuracy. And even if you fill the meter, you reset it by jumping. This is the worst weapon ever!
25Ghastly Gibus
This is a hat, not a weapon.
This is a hat not a weapon. Most people refer to this as a noob hat so unless you want to get insulted on public servers don't use it. Even pyro vision goggles are better.
This is a hat, not a weapon.
The only way you could use it as a weapon is to make people underestimate you.
The only way you could use it as a weapon is to make people underestimate you.
26Brass Beast
Awful weapon. Sure, it does extra damage, but that won't change the fact that you're signing your death warrant for enemy snipers. Use the Heater.
Guys. Did you try this weapon on defense?
Yep, its effectively a sentry gun, use the tomislav!
27Eureka Effect
Well, since the Love and War update, the Eureka Effect is a much better weapon. It lets you teleport, but at the price of 50% slower build time, and 50% more expensive upgrade. Now I'm the engineer that builds his sentry at spawn, and moves it when I have a heavy/medic in front of me. None of these debuffs are a problem to me.
Huh? The Eureka Effect is awesome! This is the quickest way to get materials without grabbing ammo boxes. The Gunslinger is a worse Engineer weapon.
Oh, and no weapon is a direct upgrade? What about the Cloak and Dagger?
Oh, and no weapon is a direct upgrade? What about the Cloak and Dagger?
28Holiday Punch
I'm surprised that this weapon is listed here. Sure, you can't get critical hits, but critical hits stun your opponent long enough to get a taunt kill. This is a nice weapon when your going one-on-one
A mini sentry can be a VERY powerful sentry. It fires faster than a level 1 sentry, but slower than a level 2 sentry. It has less health, but it's so small, this isn't that big of a problem. You can put this up outside the enemy team's spawn and watch the kills go up. and when you pair this with the frontier justice, well, you better start praying.
The only good thing is that it builds and recovers faster than regular sentries. It's also good for ambushing. Other than that, this thing SUCKS
Engineers are made for defending with sentries. If my sentry is really tiny, and shoots slower than the level 1 sentry, then this is just a fine piece of junk. Even then, I was able to destroy a mini-sentry as a SCOUT WITH A SANDMAN... And got away with only 10 health left!
30Beggar's Bazooka
Ok, this weapon isn't the best, I mean, you have to reload between each shot, but it can easily level most classes. I mean, not many people can run from 3 rockets, and I've only seen one pyro reflect all 3 of the rockets. But there is a downside to this weapon. If you load 4 rockets, it explodes on you, which will kill you painfully. And this weapon is terrible for defense, as it cannot be fueled by a dispenser.
I don't agree. This weapon is perfect for taking out a sentry because of the shoot three rockets in one click ability.
This weapon is inaccurate and is a spam gun for people who can't play the soldier properly.
31Rocket Jumper
The Rocket Jumper has double the ammo, and no damage from blasting yourself or to other players, there's a reason why it's called this.
The rocket jumper is not a good offensive weapon, but it is great for training your rocket jumping.
What? You cannot be serious.
Only for really pro spies
Personally, I find this almost useless for a Spy since, most the time, when I uncloak/undisguised I'm ambushed by some random Pyro or Soldier.
33Rocket Launcher
Why is this on the WORST list? This is one of the most high damaging weapons and you have 4 rockets, you can pretty much handle anything with this stock weapon.
The rocket launcher is a terrible weapon. FOR THE OTHER TEAM.
Too op and easy to airshot, div 3 enemies can't deal with it
34Fire Axe
Why use the Fire Axe when you can use the Third Degree? Hits all players connected to medigun beams, and no downgrades.
Why do you need a melee weapon when your main weapon dominates at close range? Three better weapons are the Axtinguisher, Power Jack, and Homewrecker.
35Buffalo Steak Sandvich
First, it doesn't heal you when you eat it. Second, you are forced to switch to melee, and have to take 20% more damage. It only pairs well with Fists of Steel because then you have bullet resistance, but with Heavy's speed, you usually can't get any kills.
Secondary weapon for Heavy. It's a raw beef steak that gives you minicrits for a short time. Unfortunately the heavy is too slow to even get to anyone and hit him in close range. By the way you are forced to switch to MELEE weapon. So... It's useless. Use sandwich instead.
36Cloak and Dagger
A.K. A The cloak and do nothing, You stand still and will be cloaked forever
The tomislav isn't that bad of a weapon really. It spins up faster and is silent when your not firing, but there is the 20% damage rebuff. But there is a statistic that many people don't know about because it isn't listed. The tomislav is a very precise mini gun, and can dominate another heavy from medium range, as it suffers from much LESS bullet spread.
Seriously? Why would anyone care about a silenced barrel spinup? And also the faster spinup can't kill heavies faster than vanilla guys with miniguns. I'd say go for the Brass Beast.
Why is the Brass Beast ahead of this. This is officially a piece of crap and is useless even with the Kritzkrieg and you also don't ambush in TF2.
The overdose is a great weapon, and here's why:
If you're attacking with your syringe gun, you're doing medic wrong. The overdose does about 1 point of damage less per syringe (2-3 per shot) AND lets you move faster if you've been healing your allies like a medic should be doing. It allows you to get out of tight spots very quickly.
If you're attacking with your syringe gun, you're doing medic wrong. The overdose does about 1 point of damage less per syringe (2-3 per shot) AND lets you move faster if you've been healing your allies like a medic should be doing. It allows you to get out of tight spots very quickly.
The overdose only deals 10% less damage. That isn't that bad people. And it gives you a speed boost depending on your ubercharge.
Stock syringe gun does more damage
39Loose Cannon
The Loose Cannon is the best weapon I have ever seen for the demo man.
Timed Explosions? Yes.
Knockback? Yes.
Double Donk? Gimme.
This weapon is great when you pair it with the tide turner, as if you can double donk an enemy, you can take them out with a charge.
Timed Explosions? Yes.
Knockback? Yes.
Double Donk? Gimme.
This weapon is great when you pair it with the tide turner, as if you can double donk an enemy, you can take them out with a charge.
This weapon sucks! It is pointless and is basically a clumsy Loch & Load
This comment sucks! It is wrong and basically a stupid opinion
40Cozy Camper
The only thing this monstrocity does is to... Heal you 1 health per second. Yepee... It is a secondary for the sniper. A bag. that's it. It takes your secondary slot. So no more Jarate or SMG. You also take 20% more damage from EVERYTHING. So if you have one life it heals you in 2 MINUTES. How long does it take you to get to resupply closet? 10 seconds? 12?
41Sydney Sleeper
42Family Business
More ammo but less damage? What? That's like same as the normal shotgun, but it takes longer to kill someone! Would you rather shoot 3 shots from Shotgun or 6 shots from this? Where you have bigger chance of surviving? If you are shotgun heavy, go with the stock one.
43Cleaner's Carbine
It's pretty much all negatives. The stock smg is bad enough, but the carbine is offensively so. The only buff is that you get mincrits for 3 seconds after 1 kill. If you're fighting multiple people up close as a sniper then you're going to get killed. Especially if your you're using a weapon with less damage and slower firing rate.
This is a straight downgrade from the stock SMG and you never get the crit boost because you never get any kills. Worst secondary for the sniper
44Big Earner
It is a broken knife for the spy. It looks super dumb. If you backstab someone you get amazing 30% cloak. Wow. It drains you 25 health. So your max is 100. It reminds me of Vita-saw now that I think about it. It may be useful for some expert spies, but I just hate using it. It is just... just... wrong.
Really more cloak for stabbing someone the other knifes out class this one by a lot
Fun fact of the day: Wrangled sentry guns shoot about 50% faster (16 shots per second instead of 8), and it lets you take out snipers before they can nab you.
Fun fact of the day #2: Get a Fan or Buff soldier to mini-crit you. With the wrangler, which does about 22 damage per shot, that does about 448 points of damage per second. That's enough to take out a heavy and his butt buddy before he can even finish spinning up.
Fun fact of the day #2: Get a Fan or Buff soldier to mini-crit you. With the wrangler, which does about 22 damage per shot, that does about 448 points of damage per second. That's enough to take out a heavy and his butt buddy before he can even finish spinning up.
Why is this weapon here?!?! This weapon can have your sentry kill people out of the range of the sentry.
The only way to use this is to jump on your sentry and spin around like an idiot. That is fun, but the sentry has always better aim than you do, so someone sneaky up on you and BAM! You're dead. Use the short circuit instead.
46Scorch Shot
While this weapon has a nice taunt and knocks people back, you will hardly do any damage to people. The only time it will appear on the kill screen is when you shot someone with low health.
47AWPer Hand
People always say "The AWper hand Is the BEST sniper! Most damage" Wait wait wait... The AWper hand is a Stock sniper, meaning it is the First sniper... So it is a Reskin of the default sniper is what I mean... Same damage as the Default sniper same headshot damage. If you're going a High-damage non-reskin... Go with the Machina
48Gloves of Running Urgently
How is this on the list of worst Tf2 weapons?
The Gloves of Running Urgently allow you to run at the speed of most other classes, which is great for the slow Heavy. You shouldn't be worrying about mini-crits because
A): you should be switching weapons before you get near the action
B): you will probably have a medic on you
C): only stupid people would attack enemies with this
The Gloves of Running Urgently allow you to run at the speed of most other classes, which is great for the slow Heavy. You shouldn't be worrying about mini-crits because
A): you should be switching weapons before you get near the action
B): you will probably have a medic on you
C): only stupid people would attack enemies with this
49Dead Ringer
The loud noise from the DR is noticeable. Experience players could pick up easily.
I am pretty sure everyone uses their revolvers once their disguse has been blown or as a last resort. I don't really think it's a bad gun but I honestly like it.
I'm not saying this weapons is bad, I'm saying the weapon is way op. come on 20% damage bonus and only 2 hits for 125 health classes? This weapon is op for spy.
Euh mah gerd you got rekt 8)
In my opinion, the spy-cicle is the best weapon in tf2. It doesn't make a sound when the knife melts. When it does, just take out your gun and shoot the Pyro. This is the best use for the enforcer. This is just an upgrade from the stock knife with only very minor downsides.
52Ullapool Caber
Step 1. Equip Charge n' Targe
Step 2. Equip this
Step 3. Wait until a heavy/medic pair make a push with most of their team, preferably on a payload
Step 4. Charge in and hit the medic, dealing critical caber damage to everyone around you- about 350 points in the initial blast radius, enough to vaporize that medic right before he pops his charge.
Step 5. Gloat as the entire team ragequits
Rinse and repeat.
Step 2. Equip this
Step 3. Wait until a heavy/medic pair make a push with most of their team, preferably on a payload
Step 4. Charge in and hit the medic, dealing critical caber damage to everyone around you- about 350 points in the initial blast radius, enough to vaporize that medic right before he pops his charge.
Step 5. Gloat as the entire team ragequits
Rinse and repeat.
53Buff Banner
I know what you are thinking. What the hell is this doing here? To be honest, it takes a large amount of damage to activate the rage, the mini-crits activate AFTER you finish the solo, and the effect doesn't even last if you die. At least it is better than a shotgun.
You lose a lot of damage for a better weapon switch? Your flamethrower should be equipped almost always and you shouldn't have to change your weapon when someone tries to blast your face out, your flamethrower should already be equipped.
55Righteous Bison
The bullets are easy to dodge, and it's damage isn't that great.
The Eyelander decreases your health
57Back Scatter
Literally no reason to use it, you do the same damage from behind with the stock scattergun.
Perhaps the most Op weapon in the game.
58Air Strike
59Tide Turner
Oh really? Classic is my best sniper rifle in this game. It's quite amazing.
61B.A.S.E. Jumper
Allows you to become a sitting duck for people with a Reserve Shooter.
Srly! You guys don't know when to activate it.
62Your Eternal Reward
Completely useless. If you get backstabbed by this, simply type in team chat "Spy disguised as me" and that Spy's disguise is null and void.
Guys, you don't go backstabbedmcbackstabben, you need to know when to backstab.
63Max's Severed head
This is a hat... not a weapon
64The Atomizer
You can jump three times. But it hurts you, and it's weak. Get Sandman or Boston Basher instead. Or a Pan
This is like, my #1 weapon!
You get faster firing speed and knockback just for -10 damage and smaller clip size? Nope.
66Wanga Prick
If YORK is here that means this must be here because it has the same stats
67The Cow Mangler 5000
This weapon is a joke compared to what it used to be. It's original stats offered the Escape Plan's speed boost alongside the damage boost and without any mark for death. Without it soldier is only slightly faster than heavy, so melee is normally a joke since you'll never get a chance.
I've used it with Concheror for laughs, as every time my health gets low I hurt them more and gain more HP back, but it's suicide even then.
I've used it with Concheror for laughs, as every time my health gets low I hurt them more and gain more HP back, but it's suicide even then.
Blocks. Healing. Awesome. A melee for soldier, equalizer is a pickaxe covered in blood. So original. It deals gigantic damage if you are below 30 health but the more health you have the less damage it does. But it is too risky to go on battlefield with only 30hp. You will probably get killed very fast.
69Red-Tape Recorder
You obviously got no idea what you're talking about sir.
Really, -100 damage against buildings. Engineers can unsap their buildings easily.
71Sticky Jumper
I'm actually pretty decent with the sticky jumper. I can jump over sentry nests and then use my grenade launcher to take them out. The weapon really allows you to go wherever you want very quickly, flanking enemies and getting to insane heights. Of course it can't deal damage, but the grenade launcher from strange angles usually makes up for it.
A sticky launcher for demoman. It does no damage. It's a joke weapon so you can sticky jump with it. That is ok, but it really not useful on a lot of maps like junction. Otherwise it is a pretty fine weapon, but not for serious action.
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Nicanor Parra is 100 years young. i could do an essay on what his poems have done to my head. but i won't. not now anyway
September 5, 2014
September 3, 2014
& we have a new book in the world
my new book means is now published by the mighty Knives Forks and Spoons Press. the best way to pique your interest might be a link to my next big thing "self"-interview. huge thanks to Alec Newman for all his work on this & all the other cool books he keeps publishing. support him, buy direct from the press
the cover photo was taken by my better half
September 1, 2014
a week
of new poems by yours truly, one a day, at throg sludge, hot on the heels of the great company of Arielle Guy & Jess Mynes. all beautifully edited by Aaron Tieger
August 24, 2014
short note on yesterday
yesterday, in malmö, the cops tried to murder anti-fascist demonstrators. i say murder because it was premeditated. repeated cavalry shocks & armoured trucks driving into us. blocking ambulances from getting to the most seriously wounded. & all to defend the meeting of an ambitious nazi party at any cost
July 24, 2014
catching up a bit
so it's been a while since i posted here. shall we catch up a bit. means, my new book is currently about to depart from kastrup. it could be here tomorrow. i have a new poem in the latest issue of upstairs at duroc, in some brilliant company & on truck. expecting the arrival of the new issue of POEM magazine with two translations – a poem each by Gunnar Harding & Per Wästberg as well as a poem of my own, all in memory of Regina Derieva. & yesterday a new poem from my collaboration with richard lopez in moss trill with one more due in cordite on august 1. on saturday me (poetry) & Petra (photography) are off to östra sallerup to take part in a festival organized by Tomas Ekström & Maria Lindberg. in all other news we have quite a decent summer, i'm an intern at iransk-svenska solidaritetsföreningen where i teach swedish & a bit of english, plan cultural events, proofread & generally serve as some kind of in-house intellectual. in an environment populated by iranians & afghans. so life is good
May 2, 2014
new otoliths & collaboration
the new issue of otoliths is once more a huge wonderful field to get lost in. it includes the first 5 pieces from bad hair climate, my ongoing collaboration with lovely poet & great guy richard lopez. i leave you with the announcement from mark young
There's some Herodotus quote about cyclones not staying us from accomplishing our appointed course; &, despite two more — one of which tripped harmlessly down our main street — since the one that caused the previous issue to come out a couple of days early, we're back on schedule & issue thirty-three of Otoliths is now up.
In this quarter's mailbag, missives from Anne Gorrick, SS Prasad, Richard Lopez & Lars Palm, Paul Pfleuger, Jr., Mark Melnicove, Mark Reep, Márton Koppány, Peter Ganick, Philip Byron Oakes, Jack Galmitz, Eric Hoffman, David-Baptiste Chirot, Bob Marcacci, David Dick, Youdhisthir Maharjan, Raymond Farr, Steven Fraccaro, Heidi A. Howell, Scott Metz, A. J. Huffman, Richard J. Fleming, John M. Bennett, Les Wicks, Howie Good, Jean Vengua, Demosthenes Agrafiotis, Martin Edmond, Sheila e. Black & Courtney Spohn, Sheila e. Black & Caleb Puckett, Andrew Taylor, Sophie Herxheimer & Andrew Taylor, Bobbi Lurie, Wayne Mason, Cecelia Chapman & Jeff Crouch, Diana Magallón, Mitchell Garrard, Robert McDonald, Joe Balaz, Claudio Parentela, Sara Jean Lane, Chris Ashby, Anne Elvey, bruno neiva, Lakey Comess, Maria Garcia Teutsch, Nicholas Bon, Francesco Aprile, Simon Perchik, Steve Tills, Owen Bullock, Anela Aliotis, Olivier Cans, Mark DuCharme, Sarah James, Roger Williams, Massimo Stirneri, Jeff Harrison, Alberto Vitacchio, Neil Ellman, Carla Bertola, Aditya Bahl, Cat Leonard, Anne-Marie JEANJEAN, John Pursch, sean burn, Lucy Wilks, Pete Spence, Willie Smith, Jake Goetz, Johannes S. H. Bjerg, Marcia Arrieta, Sam Langer, Susan Kachor Conlon, J. D. Nelson, nathaxn walker, Jim Eigo, Michael Brandonisio, Bob Heman, Spencer Selby, Bogdan Puslenghea, Ric Carfagna, Reijo Valta, Carey Scott Wilkerson, Katrinka Moore, & Javant Biarujia.
March 30, 2014
me doing vispo
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March 1, 2014
& a new
poem in the new issue of Open Letters Monthly
February 22, 2014
my new book
this thing just happened is hot off the press from gradient books beautifully run by Jukka-Pekka Kervinen. & with a wonderful cover photo by my better half. it's probably the weirdest book i've done (until now) & i'm absolutely delighted that it found such a good home. the first 20 something poems were composed in 2005-06 & the rest in 2012-13 using one of the poetry experiments outlined by Charles Bernstein inspired in turn by Bernadette Mayer. as i put it in a note at the back of the book
take the first & last word of each line of the selected texts, write them down exactly as they stand & then, without changing the order of the words or adding anything, cut away words until the poems appear. then they may be arranged into lines & stanzas
February 15, 2014
as a footnote
to my recent e-book. the cafe by möllevångstorget was called coffee point & served really good turkish coffee in beautiful tiny cups


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Fixr is reporting on a survey about 2011 trends in kitchen design:
These results were based on polls which basically stated:
1. Green is the most trendy kitchen style.
2. Stainless Steel is the most trendy cabinetry.
3. Reclaimed Wood is the most trendy floor.
4. Engineered Stone is the most trendy countertop.
5. Pullout Spray Style is the most trendy faucet.
6. Metal is the most trendy refrigeration.
7. Induction Cooktop is the most trendy cooking option.
8. Table as Island is the most trendy kitchen island.
What do you think? Is this the look YOU want in a kitchen?
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Madison Police arrested a theft suspect inside the Dane Co. Court House Wednesday as she was making an appearance for a previous arrest.
Officers say they used used surveillance video and store records to connect 17-year-old Akayja Retelle to a crime spree in November.
That month, a 31-year-old Madison woman had her wallet stolen while riding a Metro bus. Police say bus video shows Retelle taking an object from the victim's backpack. Hours later, the victim's credit card was used in a West Towne Mall shopping spree.
Police say UGG boots were among the items purchased, and the suspect was wearing them during her court appearance yesterday.
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Criminal Homicide Report - Nebraska
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STATE OF NEBRASKA NEBRASKA COUNTY ATTORNEY CASE NUMBER 29-2524.01 CRIMINAL HOMICIDE REPORT Neb. Rev. Stat. 29-2524.01 provides that the county attorney must file the following report with the State Court Administrator within thirty days of the ultimate disposition by the court of every criminal homicide case filed by the county attorney. 1. In the District Court of County 2. State of Nebraska vs. DOB: Address: 3. Initial charges filed: Date: , 4. Were any of the initial charges reduced? Yes No. If yes, what were the reduced charges? 5. Was the reduction a result from a plea bargain? Yes No, another reason which was: 6. Were there any charges dismissed prior to trial? Yes No. If yes, they were: 7. On , , the outcome of the trial was: Found guilty Found not guilty Charges were dismissed Found guilty of a lesser included offense: Other: 8. On , , the following sentence was imposed: 9. Was appeal taken? Yes No Date: , 10. Sentencing Judge: (Signature) 11. Defense Counsel: (Signature) DATE: , County Attorney Print Name Mail to: Joseph C. Steele, State Court Administrator, P .O. Box 98910, Lincoln, NE 68509-8910 Form adopted November 18, 1998. Appendix 1