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Being 'Too Nice' to Women,
Not Understanding Attraction,
and Feeling That Frustration
That Drives Us Guys Crazy...
This time I'm going to "mix it up" a little...
I get a lot of questions like the three that you're about to read.
A LOT of them.
In fact, I get so many HUNDREDS AND HUNDREDS of them emailed to me that I'm beginning to realize that I need to write another newsletter about this particular topic... even though I've written about ten billion of them now.
Read these emails... and nod your head if you've found yourself in a similar situation:
Question #1
I've been receiving your newsletters and although I'm a little skeptical, I thought I'd ask you a question. I live in Las Vegas where I attend UNLV (I'm in a fraternity), play in a kick-ass rock band, AND work as a bouncer in a nightclub on the Strip. Now, given my situation, one would think that I'm just ROLLING in women, yet the only game I get is from older chicks and gay dudes. And when I do go out with hotties, I can't get them to call me back; girls my age just aren't attracted to me like they used to be.
I'm smart, funny, I make decent cash, drive a nice car and all my "friend-girls" constantly tell me how hot I am. What the hell am I doing wrong?
Question #2
I recently had surgery and during that time a female "surgical consultant" gave me guidelines of what the surgery would be like and how to prepare for it. In a nutshell, she was really hot. The problem is we have talked on the phone about the surgery and the results and finances with insurance. The problem is that it's only been on a professional level. She is fairly friendly, she doesn't avoid my calls, and she doesn't try to get off the phone quickly.
So I had her business card and I recently wrote her an email, to her WORK email address, on Friday and said thanks for all the help and asked her out for coffee. She emailed me back right away and said that "I am too nice" and totally avoided answering the "coffee" date. So I emailed her back that same Friday and said that, "You totally avoided the coffee question."
Today's Monday and she since hasn't replied to my email about going out for coffee. I feel like writing her back instead of waiting for her reply. Is this a sign that she is not interested in me? What do I do? How do I get her to at least go out for coffee with me. If she does go out for coffee with me, how do I keep her interested in me?
You are my last resort for advice. If your advice works, then I am definitely going to buy your programs. Please help!
Los Angeles
Question #3
I am recently divorced and am 32 years old. Haven't dated since I was 21. So I have just kind of thrown myself back out there. A friend of mine told me about you and this newsletter so I started reading it and am fascinated by your advice. I have always been the nice guy -- ready with an honest compliment and holding the door etc. It's not an act -- its just how I am.
But I seem to be sensing a problem with this...
With my friends and gal pals I get the "you're too nice" comment all the time. I am still trying to figure out how you can be too nice. How can you be too much of a gentleman? Is this truly something that can kind of trip you up dating these days, if you are like me?
Denver, Colorado
My Comments:
It's interesting for me to read questions like these.
The FIRST thing that pops into my mind when I see a question like this one is:
"He doesn't get it."
That's it.
He doesn't get it.
Now, I guess it's probably obvious that a guy who writes me "doesn't get" SOMETHING.
If he did, he wouldn't write in for help.
I know, I know. I'm a logical genius.
Shut up.
But stay with me here...
The three guys who wrote in above all have VERY different situations.
But I really believe that they all have the same basic PROBLEM.
They're running up against totally different challenges, but I believe that if they all understood a few keys about women and ATTRACTION, everything would change for EACH of them.
So let's talk about those key things.
Here are a few of my key ideas:
- ATTRACTION Isn't A Choice.
- Women don't feel ATTRACTION for "nice" guys who kiss up to them.
- If you don't GET how ATTRACTION works, then it almost doesn't matter WHAT you do. Nothing will work.
- If you DO get how ATTRACTION works, then you can do almost ANYTHING, and it will work for you.
Let's take 'em one at a time...
Attraction Isn't A Choice
Women don't "choose" to feel ATTRACTION.
BANG! It just happens.
And let me ask you something.
Do you think that the mechanism that causes women to feel ATTRACTION... the one that has evolved over millions of years... before language, before MTV, before you learned how to kiss women's asses... is LOGICAL?
Here's a hint:
The bottom line is that if you interact with a woman long enough that she forms an "impression" of you, and she doesn't "feel it" for you, then you're done.
It's over.
And no amount of chasing her around, buying her things, and being "nice" is going to do the trick.
It's NOT a CHOICE, man!
Women Don't Feel Attraction For "Nice" Guys Who Kiss Up To Them
Remember the guy above who asked the question "How can you be too nice?"
You already know... DUH.
Now I'm going to ask YOU a question...
WHY are you BEING nice in the FIRST place?
Right, right.
It's because you WANT something.
"Oh, no", you argue...
"It's because I'm a NICE GUY."
Or maybe you think that you were born this way... to be "nice".
Or maybe you've even convinced yourself that it's the "right" thing to do.
Well, it's really pretty funny that the answer is staring you right in the face.
You keep proving to yourself over and over and OVER again that NICE DOESN'T WORK.
By the way, I love it when guys write in to me and say "I don't want to use the things you teach because I don't like the idea of MANIPULATING women."
Then I ask "Do you buy women dinner, or take them out?"
Of course, the answer is always "Yes".
I ask "Why?"
But I already know the answer...
Yep. And then the same guy says "Yea, but THAT'S DIFFERENT".
OK, before I get too far off track here, let's just summarize and say that it is EASY to be "too nice".
And it REALLY screws up your chances with women when you are.
Women are NEVER attracted to WUSSIES.
"Overly nice" equals "Wussy".
Remember that.
If You Don't "Get" How Attraction Works, Then It Doesn't Matter What You Do. Nothing Will Work.
Think about the concept of ATTRACTION for a moment.
What is it?
Is it important?
Is it the same for men and women?
Do you KNOW how it works for women?
Have you ever taken the time to LEARN how it works for women?
Have you ever CARED how it works for women?
Are you guilty of spending more time thinking about what you're going to leave on your outgoing voicemail message than thinking about this topic?
Well, let's get something straight...
MOST men, and I'm talking about 95% of them, have NO IDEA how or why women feel that amazing emotion called ATTRACTION for some men.
And if they DO have an idea, it's usually DEAD WRONG.
All most guys know is that women don't feel ATTRACTION for THEM.
It's obvious that our three poster children above haven't a clue about how and why women feel ATTRACTION.
Read their emails again right now.
You'll get what I'm talking about.
Notice something about these emails.
Notice that they all seem to be focusing on what they're DOING, rather than what they KNOW.
"I'm in a rock band and I'm a bouncer at a hot club... but that doesn't work..."
"I sent her an email, but that didn't work..."
"I'm a nice guy, but that doesn't work..."
Can you see it?
If they did, their emails would be totally different.
If You Do Get How Attraction Works Then Almost Anything Will Work...
Here's the interesting part of all of this.
If you will take the time to LEARN how and why women feel that interesting and magical emotional response called ATTRACTION for some rare men, and not for ALL THE OTHER men running around, then EVERYTHING changes.
Here are a few interesting points...
There are a few physical cues, or specific types of "body language" that instantly tell a woman whether or not you're a guy that is even worth a SECOND GLANCE...
If you don't know what these things are, and how to use them, then the game will be over before it has even started.
Women test men CONSTANTLY.
And ATTRACTIVE women test men MUCH MORE INTENSELY than "regular" women.
If you don't know how to spot these tests (and most of them are very subtle), and then deal with them, you're going to lose your chance to create ATTRACTION before you even GET it.
Being "nice" isn't the way.
If you want to chase a woman around for six months, buy her tons of gifts, take her on a bunch of expensive dates, and HOPE for a chance to have her as your girlfriend, then keep doing what you've always done.
This is the PRIMARY way that men approach the topic of "women and dating".
I'd say that, on average, if you're REALLY REALLY NICE, and you buy her lots of extra-nice stuff, and take a woman on at least 20 dates over a 3-month time period, that you'll have about a 10% chance of her "falling for you".
That's just a guess.
But it's probably pretty accurate.
On the OTHER hand, if you want to be the kind of guy that has women FLIRTING with you within MINUTES of talking to them, then you're going to need to do something else ENTIRELY.
And if you want to be the kind of guy that actually has so many options, so many dates, and so many women interested in him that you just can't take all their calls, then you're going to need a COMPLETE OVERHALL in your thinking, behavior, and perspective.
Yes, it can be done, but "nice" isn't the way to do it.
Here's the irony:
Women DON'T WANT WUSSIES!
No no no!
Women are looking for MEN.
You know, a MAN?
I have a theory...
I think so many women are turning into lesbians because even WOMEN have more balls these days than most men.
You probably think I'm joking...
OK, so what should us guys do to:
1) Stop being "too nice"...
2) Learn how ATTRACTION works for women...
3) Meet and date more women successfully...
NOW THOSE are some GREAT questions!
Step 1 is to OPEN YOUR MIND to a new way of seeing things.
I watched guys who were REALLY successful with women for a LONG TIME... with my OWN TWO EYES... before I started to actually SEE what was going on.
And at first it just plain didn't make sense AT ALL.
But once I began to understand it, everything came together in a "blinding flash of the obvious".
Next, you need to realize that "nice" and ATTRACTION are two different things.
And they're NOT related.
Finally, you need to GET AN EDUCATION about this topic.
It amazes me that a man will go to college, spend a hundred grand OR MORE, and feel satisfied walking out of that educational experience STILL not having learned how to be successful with women.
It amazes me EVEN MORE that guys don't make the decision to actually LEARN this stuff.
Blows my mind.
Now, I've spent OVER five years working on this particular topic.
It took me a good 2+ years just to BEGIN to get a handle on what was going on.
It took me another year or so, AFTER I started to understand, to actually get GOOD.
After all that, I spent quite a bit of time writing notes to myself, discussing the techniques that I've learned and created, and putting it all together.
What's the result?
Well, now I have several great programs that I've designed to help teach guys how to meet and date women successfully.
And my stuff doesn't just focus on "what" to do. It ALSO focuses on THE WHY, and the WHEN, and the HOW.
In my eBook, Double Your Dating, I spend several dozen pages on this topic of ATTRACTION... how it developed, how it works, and how to understand it.
I get TONS of email from guys who say "Wow, this really opened my eyes and gave me a totally new perspective... and THAT is the thing that has made the difference".
Of course, I also teach DOZENS of amazing techniques for everything from approaching women to getting numbers to taking things to a "physical" level.
The eBook is a complete education. Check it out here:
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When you follow that link, you'll also be able to sign up for my FREE Dating Tips Newsletter... which is packed with even more great secrets.
I recommend that you take advantage of these resources.
I've put a lot of time, effort, and energy into them, and this is the first time in HISTORY that something quite like this has been available.
Go check them out.
I'll talk to you again soon.
Your Friend,
David D.
David DeAngelo is the author of "Double Your Dating - What Every Man Should Know About How To Be Successful With Women", and has taught thousands of men how to be more successful with women and dating.
Copyright 2008 David DeAngelo Communications Inc., All Rights Reserved. "David DeAngelo" and "Double Your Dating" are trademarks used by David DeAngelo Communications Inc.


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Martino: Michael Cuddyer is a perfect free agent fit for NY Mets, who like him
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McSweeneys: NEW BASEBALL STATISTICS.
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Posey is faster than Sandoval.
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Jay set for surgery — and for CF in 2015 : Sports
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30 for 30 Shorts: 'Fields of Fear'
No pithy intro from me, but a really good short film while we wait for Game Two.
deputydrew Posted: October 22, 2014 at 03:59 PM | 0 comment(s)
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Hunter Pence responds to Royals fan signs with monster Game 1 | MLB.com
These are still funny. My opinion might change over the next week.
Jim Furtado Posted: October 22, 2014 at 08:05 AM | 55 comment(s)
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Primer Dugout (and link of the day) 10-22-2014
Pittsburgh Gazette-Times, October 22, 1914:
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2014 MiLBYs | MiLB.com
It's the MiLBYs!
Edit: Link fixed. Sorry.Jim.
Jim Furtado Posted: October 22, 2014 at 08:02 AM | 4 comment(s)
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Pace-Of-Play Initiatives Get Mixed Reviews In AFL - BaseballAmerica.com
Of course, if these rules end up in place, routines will change.
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San Francisco Giants vs. Kansas City Royals - Recap - October 21, 2014 - ESPN
Giants draw first blood.
Jim Furtado Posted: October 22, 2014 at 06:31 AM | 0 comment(s)
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The Royals send Yordano Ventura to the hill to try and avoid a 0-2 deficit in the World Series against the Giants, who send Jake Peavy to start. That entire last sentence would not have made sense not that long ago.
8 PM (7:30 pre-game). FOX.
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Tuesday, October 21, 2014
Jerome Williams re-signs with Phils
I don't mean what I'm about to write to be a swipe at Williams or the Phils. Here we have a pitcher with 422 IP and an 82 ERA+ from 2012-14. Sure, the FIP is a bit better, probably close to 90. The main thing he has going for him is MLB experience (but not any recent success), a willingness to take the mound whenever the manager wants and, after a lot of ups and downs, some durability.
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Mike Scioscia, Matt Williams voted top managers
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As Focus Faded and Losses Piled Up, Royals Change Their Game
When Kuntz walked inside the room, he saw a scene that had become all too familiar in recent weeks: a collection of Royals with their heads down, eyes locked on their iPads. The game was called "Clash of Clans," and for a period of time this summer, its excessive usage by members of this club exasperated the coaching staff.
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Beats: royals, video games
Baseball Prospectus | Pebble Hunting: An Illustrated Guide to the People of Kauffman Stadium
Swinging rally towels? Tsk, tsk.
FYI, BP is free this week.
Jim Furtado Posted: October 21, 2014 at 10:48 AM | 10 comment(s)
Beats: royals
So You're About to Pitch to Pablo Sandoval | FanGraphs Baseball
Essentially there is no one good place to pitch him but a bunch of good places to get him out.
Jim Furtado Posted: October 21, 2014 at 10:28 AM | 4 comment(s)
Beats: giants, pablo sandoval
Primer Dugout (and link of the day) 10-21-2014
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Pigs Are Flying, Hell Froze Over, And Cameron Diaz May Be Engaged
It's a sad day in Pinche Putadom. Everyone is poised to pour one out for the loss of their leader, notorious jet-hopping-for-dick forever single serial ho Cameron Diaz at the news that she may be engaged (!!!) to her boyfriend,
Anemic Sunday Comics Pillsbury Doughboy Benji Madden. Of course, liquor is precious and delicious and they're not stupid so they've pressed pause on the pour until they actually see her ass sporting a veil on the cover of People.
Cameron took a day off from preaching pussy gospel (bush is beautiful!! Can I get an amen! No?) to attend the Academy's Hollywood Costume luncheon in LA on Wednesday, and hos at E! noticed that she had a little sumpin-sumpin shiny on THAT finger, sparking rumors that she was ready to trade her sucia card in for a life of domestic bliss. I'm no expert, but to me that sounds a lot like trading your Miata convertible in on a minivan so I'm not going to ask Cameron to be my financial advisor anytime soon.
It's hard to believe that Cammy would go from hitting and quitting Justin Timberlake and Alex Rodriguez to settling down with a guy like Benji. I mean, look at him. Dude has to be seriously packing, or maybe he just seems that way to her after humping on Alex's little roid rod for so long. Or maybe it was the unique ring, which looks suspiciously like a sparkling peen on the verge of plunging into an extra large vagina. Yeah that's got to be it. That would totally win me over.
Jason Segel And Cameron Diaz Were Bitchy To Their Fans
Jason Segel and Cameron Diaz's new movie Sex Tape has 33% on Rotten Tomatoes and critics said in so many words that watching Verne Troyer's sex tape during the day while sober is a less painful and more exciting experience. So Jason and Cameron should probably be out there selling the shit out of their turkey turd of a movie by smiling, hugging, signing stuff and giving out quick handies and rim jobs. But Radar says that at a screening in NYC on Monday night (pictures below), Jason and Cameron treated their fans like pieces of trash and ran out of there without signing autographs. I was going to say that maybe Jason and Cameron are embarrassed by their crap movie and wanted to get out of there as fast as possible, but she showed her face publicly after making What Happens In Vegas and he showed his face after making Gulliver's Travels, so shame is not something they know.
Radar's "eyewitness" says that before the screening at the Regal Union Square Theater, a handful of fans asked Jason and Cameron for pictures and autographs. Cameron and Jason treated their fans the same way Kate Gosselin treats her kids. Cameron and Jason told their fans to get the hell away and leave them alone.
"It's not like the fans were following them at a hotel or restaurant, it was a film premiere with fans. Both of their attitudes were disgusting. When a 20-something fan asked Jason for a photo as he left the premiere he said, 'No' and literally slammed the car door right in the fan's face. People gasped, that's how bad it was.
And when Cameron was spotted, she also refused the fans telling them, 'If I did it for you I'd have have to do it for everyone' before storming off. "Cameron was as unfriendly as can be and it was really disappointing. And Jason was downright nasty to his fans. There were literally only four of five fans waiting and asking for them when they left. It was not a huge crowd and would have taken less time for them to sign an autograph or take a picture rather than giving a lecture about not doing it."
People gasped? Jason slapped a car door in a fan's face? They should've filmed that and released it instead of Sex Tape, because that scene sounds more thrilling and hilarious than any scene in their movie. I'd pay a slice of my weekly weed money to see Jason Segel dramatically scream, "STOP SWARMING ME! LET ME BREATHE! LEAVE ME ALONE! LARGAAAAAAAAAAATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" in front of two people who are looking at him like, "What?"
If anybody at that screening deserved to be yelled at it's Cameron Diaz for thinking it's okay to dress like the Too Close For Comfort wall:
And the Too Close For Comfort wall wore it better, bitch. Like I even had to say that.
Cameron Diaz DID NOT, I Repeat DID NOT, Scissor With Drew Barrymore
When Cameron Diaz admitted on Watch What Happens Live back in April that she once took the L train to taco town, everybody immediately shifted their eyes over to Drew Barrymore as if to ask "Well, how was it?", followed by "No, seriously, how was it." However, Cameron has told Harper's Bazaar (via UsWeekly) that people need to stop picturing her joker mouth going to town on Drew's lispy pussy, because she would NEVAH do such a thing. Drew is like a sister, but not that kind of sister, you sickos!
"People will always speculate. People like scandal. They like to put a label on something that they don't understand. It makes them feel comfortable. Mostly they like to guess who it could be. Some media outlet called for a comment and they wanted to know whether I was with Drew. Literally, I said, 'That makes me want to vomit in my mouth.' That's like saying I'm having sex with my sister. Are you crazy? I wouldn't even ménage with her!"
Even though "I wouldn't even ménage with her" is the most perfect insult to ever come from the mouth of a slut, it makes no goddamn sense. Of course you wouldn't have a threesome with someone you weren't comfortable going down on. DUH! You can't just sit there scrolling through Pinterest on your phone and hoping that someone will offer to go down on you. Come on Cammy, I thought you had your PhD in Slutology; you should be teaching me, not the other way around.
So now we're back at square one and we have no idea who Cameron Diaz got her gayelle on with. Eh, let's just say it was the mask from The Mask (all masks are female, right?).
And here's Cameron doing her best impression of a rich horny Miami cougar (not hard) in Harper's Bazaar:
Cameron Diaz Is Apparently Really Into Benji Madden
Even way back in 2004, that tattoo of Skeleton Abraham Lincoln is like "Four score and WTF is going on here?"
When it was first announced that pussy power motivational speaker and carefree slut Cameron Diaz had started rubbing her parts against Hot Topic troll Benji Madden, pretty much everyone gave Cameron a Michael Bluth-style "Him?". Really, Benji Madden? The human Hot Topic vinyl toy? The back-up Madden brother? Male Avril Lavigne?
But that was two weeks ago, and if holding hands and getting coffee is any indication of the status of a relationship, then it looks like Cameron and Benji are still bumping woo-woos. Which means Camji (I hate myself for writing that) is technically more than a questionable random one-night-hump thing. And according to People, it may have the potential to go on ANOTHER two weeks!
"The relationship sort of hit Cameron out of nowhere," a source close to Diaz tells PEOPLE. "She's always been open-minded when it comes to men. She just wants to have something in common with them and find a personality that loves life and loves as hard as she does."
"She's at a point in her life where she would love to settle down, but for now with Benji it's about being happy and taking things as they come," the pal says. "She's happy … really happy."
That's an awful lot of words for "It's good dick." Because why else would you date a dude who falls somewhere on the Kinsey Scale of Douchery between AXE Body Spray and John Mayer? Whatever, it's Cameron's pussy, and if watering her precious flower with vinegar brings a smile to her face, then who am I to judge?
And I feel like any time Cameron Diaz stays with someone long than 14 days, her pussy should present them with a little rolled-up certificate and a small trophy to congratulate them on delivering the kind of dick that is able to temporarily tame Cammy's hungry hungry hoo-hoo.
Pic: Getty
This Isn't Random At All: Cameron Diaz And Benji Madden Are A Thing
Cameron Diaz's never-ending quest to fuck and dump every famous (and semi-sort-of famous) piece in Hollywood continues.
UsWeekly says that out and proud slut Cameron Diaz is currently licking on the douche peen that was once licked by Parasite Hilton, Holly Madison and Sophie Monk. Some source says that Nicole Richie, who was in that Basic Bitch Class of 2014 picture with Cameron, introduced the two, because she felt like he's a slut, she's a slut, so they're perfect for each other. Nicole thought they would really click. Nicole telling Cameron that she'd be perfect for tattooed douche bottle Benji Madden is like Nicole telling Cameron, "I hate you." Some source says that Benji has been chewing on Cameron's twat fur for only a few weeks.
"It's very new" and they're "just hanging out," a source tells Us of Diaz, 41, and Madden, 35. The pair have only been seeing each for the past several weeks.
I'm shocked and surprised it's lasted more than a week. Usually Cameron Diaz's coochie yawns at a dick that it's seen more than four or five times, so this is one of her longterm relationships. Cameron better dump him and move on to another trick next week or she'll no longer be my slut hero. But what I don't understand is, Cameron once told all the ladies out there that they have to treat their vagina like a beautiful flower and give it love and nourishment. Practice what you preach, bitch! How can she says she's giving her chocha some love and nourishment when she's watering it with the same hose that once watered Parasite Hilton's weeds repeatedly? Cameron's flower will be pissed at her once a herp sore grows one of its petals.
Cameron Diaz Admits That She Went Gayelle Once
Professor Cameron Diaz, Dean of Women's Pussy Studies at Our Bodies, Ourselves University, went on Watch What Happens Live Monday night to pimp out her film The Other Woman for the 4,209,372th time (dammit Cammy, give that whore a break already! Who are you, Pimp Mama Kris?). During a round of "Plead the Fifth", the human version of Theodore Seville Andy Cohen asked Cammy to elaborate on the remarks she made to Glamour UK about all women thinking sexual thoughts about each other by asking if she's ever swam in "the lady pond" (Thanks Andy, I just pictured a snapping turtle floating on a raft made of tampons):
Cammy D: Yes, I have been with a lady.
Andy Cohen: More than once?
Cammy D: You didn't ask explicitly how I was with a lady, but I have been with a lady.
All of a sudden, this picture makes a lot more sense. Cameron didn't explain how exactly she's been with a lady, but I'm sure she's saving that tidbit of information for the next stop on the never-ending promotional tour for The Other Woman, along with the story of the first time she tried anal, her theories on threesomes, and an anecdote on pegging.
Now because I'm a curious loser with an unhealthy interest in the sex partners of famous people, which of her friends do we think is the other woman? (oh god, I see what you did there, marketing team for The Other Woman). Drew Barrymore is the obvious choice, since she's the type of kind-hearted soul who would selflessly make out with anyone if it looked like they needed cheering up. Gwyneth Paltrow is out; she won't fuck anything that hasn't first spent a week detoxing their mind/body/spirit at an exclusive $40,000 a week retreat in a country you've never heard of. But my guess is she went gayelle with her pal Tom Cruise after he cut his hair into bangs and she mistook him for a mature lady who might know her way around a pussy (boy, was she ever wrong).
Cameron Diaz Would Like You To Know That She Hasn't Used Antiperspirant In 20 Years
Until the technology exists that will allow Cameron Diaz to shrink us all down Magic Schoolbus-style and shove us up her butt to get a good look at what a juice cleanse will do to your colon, we're just going to have to get used to her telling us everything we never asked when it comes to her body. So grab a pencil, because we're about to fill in another page of our I Didn't Really Need To Know This notebooks.
I have no idea what kind of question even started this conversation, but at the premiere of her film The Other Woman, Cammy D told E! News that she has more in common with Shay-Lean Woodley than just talking about vaginas. According to Cameron Diaz, the last time she used antiperspirant, it was probably a stick of Teen Spirit (aka a long fucking time ago).
"I don't believe in antiperspirant. It's really bad for you. I haven't used it for almost 20 years. You're stinky, because you use antiperspirant. It keeps all the stink in."
Well, I guess that explains this (and this, and this). But what about guys? Without antiperspirant, won't they start to smell like low-tide on Garbage Island?
"Let it go and just trim your armpit hair so it doesn't hold onto the scent."
I love that Cameron Diaz stopped using antiperspirant 20 years ago because it's "really bad for you", but still smokes because "one cigarette every once in a while isn't going to kill you". That's flawless logic. I wonder when she's scheduled to guest lecture in a 4th year medical science class.
Here's more of Cameron "Let The Stink Out" Diaz with Leslie Mann and Kate Upton promoting The Other Woman on GMA this morning. And now that I know what I know about Cameron Diaz's pit situation, I feel really bad for that grey jacket she's wearing (RIP buddy, see you at the crossroads).
Cameron Diaz Doesn't Really Believe In Monogamy
It looks like Pastor Cameron Diaz of the Pussylove United Church found a volunteer to fill in for her at the Pussy Outreach Centre for At-Risk Vaginas, because she's taken a brief hiatus from preaching the word of the good book and give a non-labia-related interview to InStyle magazine. Pastor Cammy reveals that she has started to question the long-held belief that one should worship at the altar of one set of genitals for the rest of our lives:
"A lot of people chase after it because they've been told, 'This equals happiness.' They chase it, they get it, and they find out, 'Why did I think this was going to make me happy? I'm miserable!' I don't know if anyone is really naturally monogamous. We all have the same instincts as animals. But we live in a society where it's been ingrained in us to do these things."
I'm sorry, Pastor Cammy, but you lost me the second you compared human monogamy to animal monogamy. Animals are sluts who will hump anything regardless of sex, species, or vital status. I once saw a dog hump on a dead raccoon, and the whole time his eyes were scanning for his next hole (no romance with that one). And of course there are some hump-hungry human sluts out there (The Deaner, for example) but for the most part, I think humans like to settle down with that one special someone who makes their parts tingle, right? I mean, it sure saves on rent.
And something tells me Pastor Cammy just received an email from Gwyneth Paltrow that said: "Hi Cameron. Do me a favour and go back to talking about vaginas, because I've sort of already cornered the market on insufferable quotes about questioning monogamy."
Here's The Trailer For "Sex Tape", Brought To You By Cameron Diaz's Tank Top Nipples
If the whole point of the trailer for Sex Tape was to be a confusing mess, then A+ work, trailer people. Right off the bat, the image of a nearly-naked Jason Segel was dumped on my eyes, and normally I'd be all for seeing that human connect-the-dots game get his fuck on (I have a thing for mole-covered moobs; pray for me) but he's lost a ton of weight and it looked like Cameron Diaz is sexing on The Machinist. Literally the second Cammy rolled up on him in a pair of roller skates and her nipples bugging out, I couldn't help but scream: "NO! HE'S CLEARLY A SICK MAN! YOU'LL SHATTER HIS PELVIS!"
But I guess Jason lives, because he's in all the scenes where they freak out after discovering the sex tape they filmed was sent to a bunch of iPads they gave to people as gifts. Wait, stop the car. These bitches are handing out iPads like some kind of Steve Jobs Santa Claus? And their solution is to steal them back? Can't they just do what any normal person would do and fire off an email that says "Unless you wanna see my hungry Popple, I suggest deleting the video I just sent you." But then we wouldn't get to see Cammy aggressively snorting Lohan dust with Rob Lowe in Arthur glasses, would we.
The only part I could get on board with was Jason's explanation of the cloud. WHAT IS THE CLOUD?? A smart person once tried to explain it to me, and I was hospitalized after suffering from a self-inflicted brain stroke (all my brain had to hear was "Well, technically…" before deciding to quit that bitch).
Cameron Diaz Thinks All Women Have Thought About Scissoring Each Other
In today's sermon from Cameron Diaz, the current Pastor of Pussylove United Church, we'll be taking a break from talking about vaginas. Sadly, the Vagina Series has been put on a temporary hiatus until more comparisons to delicate flowers can be made (several regretful alternate metaphors were tossed around, including comparing the vagina to cheeseburgers and/or Popples). Instead, we'll be focusing on Pastor Cammy's theories on female sexuality, specifically the idea of when one woman's Popple turns inside-out for another woman. When asked about whether she's ever been attracted to another woman, Pastor Diaz told Glamour UK:
"I think women are beautiful – absolutely beautiful. And I think that all women have been sexually attracted to another woman at some point. It's natural to have a connectivity and an appreciation for the beauty of other women."
Normally, I err on the side of Pastor Cammy is Not Smart, but she's kind of got a point. Personally, I've never felt compelled to finger-pop another woman's Popple, but who knows? I'm still young (or at least, young-adjacent). Maybe one day I'll see a chick in line at the grocery store buying 2 bags of Cool Ranch 'Reets and a box of Theraflu, not giving a single fuck that she's wearing leggings in public and that they've got a giant Diet Coke stain on them, and catch myself saying: "Daaaamn! Somebody better call Jesus and tell him an angel is missing from Dirtbag Heaven." Even if I don't wanna pop her Popple, I can at least appreciate her beauty.
Here's more of Cameron Diaz trying to rub her Ya-Ya Sistersnatch up on Leslie Mann at CinemaCon 2014 (whatever the fuck that is) in Las Vegas. Cammy strikes me as the type who's yoo-hoo is 24/7 horny, so I like to imagine her whispering into Leslie Mann's ear: "You know what they say: what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas! Did you know that I made a movie called What Happens in Vegas? Why don't we go back up to my room and talk about that over a glass of wine and several hits of ecstasy?" And because this whole story has been pretty clam-heavy, it's only fair that I also include some pictures of Damon Wayans Jr. and Jake Johnson at the same event dressed as hot cops:
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Perhaps the taxi model could use a little more work. - It seems a bit flimsy around the roof and wheel arches - but then again, it is an American car... ;-)
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Thanx for tutorial!
Can you explain your choice for GI?Why you render a single frame light cache and then enalbe iradience map?
thanx again
I think this is one of the most amazing things Ive ever seen!!!
Unreal work mate, the rendering realism is mind blowing! Great cinematography as well. Only small criticism would be that animation of the hero car at some moments could be improved, it could react more to the force of sudden turns. It is very impressive that you did it all by yourself. Question : Can you tell us the total time you spent on production including post?
may i know the spec of PC you used to make this amazing film?
amazing work is not enough! brilliant, fantastic... etc! congrats
@ronenbekerman i could barelly imagine how much of the work has been put to this.. Insane!
wow - pretty amazing work!
This is one of the best animations I ever saw. Bravo !!
This is the talent..Great work.
Awesome work :-)
It's just awesome Armand!!!! Very nice tutorial!
Beautiful work Armand. Just Beautiful.
Thanks to all responded! ;)
Amazing work! Can you please explain how did you do people composite/render? I notice that you render it separeted. Did you use some kind of matte or vray sphere technic?
Thanks a lot for the helpful tips and tricks :)
A driver would add more realism to the scene. ;)
Great work. WOW. Excellent tutorial. Congratulations!
Excellent, it's been a long time I didn't see any kind of making of likes this, so much useful information dude, thanks again for share your knowledge, best!!Fernando
Wow, a work really impressive. There are a lot of talent there.
Excellent work on the animation. Great making of article. Specially the compositing work in Nuke called my attention. Congratulations to Efim Armand for the top quality work! Thanks, Ronen for sharing.
Its one of the most outstanding work I have seen in a long time. Congrats and thanks for making of.. :) Also thanks to Ronen for posting :)
Very nice work and great tutorial. thank you!
This is amazing! great job.... I like your other works also
this is great !!
impressive amount of work...congratulation !
it's awesome, it's really really awesome. Efim did a great job.
@combo hi, unfortunately no
@silvermehran hi, I must say it wasn't a correct way of rendering. I just tried to do so to save some render time and for test. The right scheme would be rendering irradiance map (animation prepass) + light cache (single mode, camera path enabled) at the same time.
@Yatzenty Thank you dude! Nice notice, I decided not to animate driver and hide it as much as possible behind the glass reflections ;) As to production period, I have been making this animation during my free time, couple hours a day for 3-4 months I guess.
@Albert Natako nothing special; i7, 12GB RAM and.. a renderfarm (60 servers)
@carretel Hi! tnx for your reply. It was rather simple pass, only people and ground plain (with matte/shadow material applied) + dome light. I rendered people separately and then added them in post production stage with some masking.
@Efim Armand That's less than I expected for the production time and only free time. Well done. You must be very experienced. Anyway, you can tell by the way this video looks :) By animation I meant the car body which could swing to the sides bit more, it feels bit stiff at times. I totally agree with the driver decision
@Efim Armand haha! please tell us how didi you get that AO pass? vray dirt? thank you in advance
@Efim Armand thank you efim =) hope you'll make a video tutorial for this =P i'm a newbie as 3d artist and dunno how to make 3ds looks more realistic like this, guess i should learn more about render elements and shading or maybe compositing. coz i don't find any video tuts that teach how to do it, step by step. so it's hard for me :(
@Efim Armand Were the people AXYZ models or what?
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Jonathan Morris was born in Taunton, England, on 17 September 1973. He is an author principally known for writing various kinds of Doctor Who spin-off material.
His path to prominence in writing professional Doctor Who fiction was notable in part because he was commissioned to write a novel after only his first attempt under the BBC's "Open Submission" policy.[1]
He has written for the Eighth Doctor Adventures and Past Doctor Adventures. He has also written for Big Finish Productions' range of audio and printed material. Among his Doctor Who literary credits are short stories in the Big Finish Short Trips anthologies; the novels Festival of Death, Anachrophobia, and The Tomorrow Windows; and the audio adventures, Bloodtide, Flip-Flop, Max Warp, The Haunting of Thomas Brewster, A Perfect World, Mary's Story, Hothouse, The Cannibalists, The Eternal Summer, Protect and Survive and 1963: The Space Race. Festival of Death received 2000's "Best Past Doctor Novel" award from the readers of Doctor Who Magazine. Morris contributed "The Clanging Chimes of Doom" to Short Trips: A Christmas Treasury, "Lant Land" to Short Trips: Life Science, "The Thief of Sherwood" to Short Trips: Past Tense, and "Mauritz" to Short Trips: A Universe of Terrors. His debut novel, Festival of Death, was placed seventh in the Top 10 of SFX magazine's "Best SF/Fantasy novelisation or TV tie-in novel" category of 2000.
In 2005, he wrote the narration script for the documentary "Paris in the Springtime", a homage to Douglas Adams' work on Doctor Who, which was included in the BBC DVD release of the serial City of Death.
In addition to his Doctor Who work, he has also written for Big Finish's Judge Dredd range, contributing the title, I Love Judge Dredd. For the Bernice Summerfield series of anthologies he has contributed the short stories "The Spartacus Syndrome" (in A Life of Surprises) and "The Traitors" (in Life During Wartime). In 2011, he contributed to their Dark Shadows range with The Blind Painter and Operation Victor.
In 2005, some of his writing was included in the televised British sketch/situation comedy fusion, Swinging.
He was also the manager of the Erasure Information Service from 1997 until 2003, when he handed over to Gregory Hudson.
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Title: The Disappearing Asian City: Protecting Asia's Heritage Townscapes in the Context of Rapid Economic and Cultural Globalisation
Prof W S Logan
Summary: The project aims to carry out research leading to the publication of a comparative study of urban heritage attitudes, threats, planning policies and practices in a selection of East, Southeast and Asian cities. The study focuses on the theme of the steady erosion of what Westerners - and many commentators in Asia itself - have regarded as the Asian qualities of those cities, particularly in terms of their built form, under the impact of current processes of rapid economic and cultural globalisation.
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Title: Intimacy, Sexuality and the Self: Contributions to the Sociology of the Body
Dr F J Stewart
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Summary: Currently there is an expanding interest in intimacy and emotions in social theory and sociological research. There is an emerging focus in public health upon adult heterosexual relations, particularly as they relate to sexual health concerns. This study examines the construction and experience of intimacy within heterosexual relationships and employs a (more) comprehensive and holistic approach in order to investigate the conjunctions between sexuality, intimacy and self-identity. The study will contribute towards a better understanding of gender relations at the micro level of the sexual. Practical application of the results of this study would incorporate all areas of health concerning heterosexual men and women.
1998: $50,000
1999: $50,000
Title: Law and Development in Vietnam: Controlling Bureaucratic Discretion
Mr J Gillespie
Summary: The success of certain East Asian economies has lead to a questioning of the centrality of positive law to economic development. Transplanted rights-based laws have consistently failed to induce expected outcomes and check administrative abuses. Vietnam is currently experimenting with different forms of economic regulation, making it timely to assess competing neo-liberal and East Asian law and development models. From the perspective of Vietnamese law, ideology, and culture, the project will evaluate the developmental factors required to control administrative discretion, the source of much bureaucratic corruption.
1998: $30,000
Title: Reconciling Corporate Finance Law Reform and Company and Shareholder Tax Reform
Prof R E Krever
Summary: Australia s company and shareholder tax system will require substantial revision in response to changes in share capital structure introduced by reform of the Corporations Law. This project will examine the equity and efficiency aspects of reform options in terms of their impact on existing and future shareholders, distinguishing, where appropriate, between domestic and overseas investors in Australian companies. In particular, it will consider the impact of reform options on the ability of Australian companies to compete internationally for investment funds and their likely effects on the cost of corporate reorganisations, takeovers, and divestments.
1998: $40,000
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Title: An Investigation of the Development of Dialogue Approaches to Teaching and Learning in Schools through Interactive Television (ITV)
Prof T Evans & Ms E Stacey
Summary: This project will explore the extent, nature and problematics of educational dialogue through interactive television (ITV) in primary and secondary schools. ITV has been introduced in many nations schools as a solution to the demands for increasingly complex curricula, high retention rates and equitable provision, all within tight budgets. Australia, especially Victoria, is at the forefront of these initiatives. There is little research on ITV, especially as a means of developing and sustaining forms of interaction which foster learning. This project will make a significant contribution to research on ITV and its place in the future of schooling.
1998: $48,000
1999: $45,000
Title: Expression and Function of Copper Transport Genes in Mammary Epithelial Cells
Dr M L Ackland & Dr J F Mercer
Summary: Copper is an essential trace element, supplied to neonatal mammals in milk. It is secreted from mammary cells into milk by mechanisms not yet elucidated. We have recently shown expression of two novel copper export genes, MNK and WND, in a mammary cell line and propose to investigate their role in secreting copper into milk. We will determine whether defects in MNK and WND expression underlie the lethal disorder in the toxic milk mouse, causing reduced milk copper. Our studies will provide insights into the cellular processing of trace elements and the molecular basis of inherited defects involving trace elements.
1998: $59,000
1999: $56,000
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Title: Selective Chemical Sensing using Soluble or Immobilised Chemiluminescence Reagents: New Analytical Strategies for a New Millennium
A/Prof N Barnett
Prof R Russell
Dr S Lewis
Summary: Through fundamental scientific investigation, this project seeks to advance the performance of chemical measurement by the introduction of new chemiluminescence materials. The results will find extensive application within the priority areas of biomedicine, forensic science, pharmaceutical manufacturing and industrial process control.
1998: $41,000
1999: $43,000
2000: $45,000
Title: Organotin Oxo-Clusters: Building Blocks for New Highly Selective Homogeneous Catalysts
Prof D Dakternieks
Dr E R Tiekink - The University of Adelaide
& Prof K Jurkschat - Dortmund University
Summary: Organotin oxo-clusters have applications as homogeneous catalysts for a range of organic synthesis and polymerisation reactions as well as in the field of new materials science. Nevertheless the number of organotin oxo-clusters currently known is not large. This project will develop and expand the range of organotin oxo-clusters by using new synthetic strategies to link smaller organotin precursors. These strategies will enable control over the size, shape and tin nuclearity of new organotin oxo-clusters which are certain to find application in laboratory and commercial uses.
1998: $41,000
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2000: $45,000
Title: Supramolecular Assemblies for Nanotechnology and Termolecular Catalysis
Prof R Warrener - Central Queensland University
A/Prof M Gunter - The University of New England
Prof R Russell
Summary: Three of Australia's leading synthetic chemists join forces in a multi-campus attack on nanotechnologies needs for the next century: miniaturising electronic devices to a molecular level. They plan to achieve this using specially designed 3D organic molecules as the binary switch. Conceptually simple, it is like a bell with an outer case and an inside striker, hitting the side gives off a signal which can be monitored and the information stored. Related 3D molecules also feature in research planned to challenge nature and build an artificial enzyme which will conduct chemistry efficiently and specifically, with implications for reducing environmental concerns.
1998: $68,000
1999: $63,000
2000: $63,000
Title: Modelling Continental Shelf Upwelling and Downwelling
A/Prof G N Ivey - The University of Western Australia
Dr M J Coates
Summary: Coastal upwelling is the principal mechanism raising the deep nutrient rich water up to the surface, leading to the high productivity observed there. Laboratory experiments will be used to investigate the combined role of stratification, surface wind and cooling, and bottom slope on both upwelling and downwelling. A fine-scale numerical model will be validated against these experiments, before being used to simulate boundary conditions, forcing parameters and bathymetry which are not readily attainable in the laboratory.
1998: $52,200
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Jennifer Aniston has been a beauty icon since she debuted her layered Rachel cut on Friends in the mid-'90s. Since then, she basically hasnt aged. Actually, the 45-year-old actress looks younger every year. However, in a new interview with Yahoo! Beauty editor and makeup mogul Bobbi Brown, Jen reveals that she's not thrilled with her current physique.
These days, if I was being super picky, I would love to drop five pounds," she says. "That is just where I have always been really comfortable at about 110 to 113 pounds. But it is harder to get that down, at this age. Its quite rare for a celebrity to reveal her weight, and while we appreciate Jen's being so honest, sharing the number could turn it into a new standard, potentially causing people to set unrealistic weight-loss goals or feel bad about themselves if they can't meet it.
Jen does say that despite wishing she were a few pounds lighter, she still lets herself indulge. I just had a bagel. I usually give myself bread on the weekends Theres a balance, she says.
And Jen remains adamant that she'd never go under the knife for any nipping or tucking, especially not on her face. I think, what I have been witness to, is seeing women trying to stay ageless with what they are doing to themselves," she says. "I am grateful to learn from their mistakes, because I am not injecting sht into my face. I see them and my heart breaks. I think, 'Oh god if you only know how much older you look.' They are trying to stop the clock and all you can see is an insecure person who wont let themselves just age. I also have a fiancé who will put a gun to my head if I touch my face in any way.
Nice to know Justin Theroux loves her just the way she is.
Whats more, Jen has plenty of older beauty role models. I am fortunate enough to know women like Gloria Steinem, who I think is one of the most stunning women on the planet, and doesnt touch her face," Jen says. "Diane Keaton, Annette Bening, all of these fabulous fearless women who are flawless, they embrace it! You know to each their own, I dont judge it if you do it, but sometimes I wish I could beg the people I know, who I am very near and dear to, to not touch their face.
As for how she keeps looking great, Jen credits good genes, drinking lots of water, getting proper sleep, plenty of good creams, and not washing her hair too often.
Jen's humility is one of the zillion reasons we love her just the way she is.
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