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Nominated for Best Actress for her role in Philomena, Dame Judi Dench talks about how it feels to win an Oscar
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Judi Dench has been nominated for Best Actress at the 2014 Oscars for her role in Philomena, the true story of a woman forced to give up her child for adoption in 1950s Ireland. She stars opposite Steve Coogan, who plays a journalist helping her to discover what happened to her son. It's Dame Judi's seventh Oscar nomination. She has won only once: in 1999 for her supporting role in Shakespeare in Love.
How are you? I hear you're shooting The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel 2 in India.
I'm grand, thank you. Yes I'm in Jaipur. I bet you're going to say "I bet it's really hot." But it's been very rainy, with thunderstorms and things! It's a bit chilly if you haven't brought enough wool!
Congratulations on your nomination.
Thank you very much indeed.
Why do you think Philomena has been such a success in the UK and US?
It's the story. Strangely, people thought it would be a polemic against the Roman Catholic Church, which it isn't in any way. I think it's an affirmation of somebody's faith. That's what makes Philomena such an extraordinary woman. She went through that and came out the other side with her faith intact. I think it's phenomenal. Have you met her? She's the most extraordinary woman. Really an extraordinary person.
She was on Piers Morgan Live with Harvey Weinstein. Will she be at the Oscars?
I don't know, I hope so. She seems to be coping with fame very well. It's wonderful for her. She deserves it.
Were you confident about your Irish accent going into this?
My mother was from Dublin and my father was brought up there, so it's not far away from my roots. Say it was South African or something, then I'd have been very, very frightened.
You've been nominated for Oscars seven times now and you won in 1999 for Shakespeare in Love. Do you have fun on the night?
Yes, we always have a wonderful time. That year I went with Michael [her late husband] and my daughter Finty, and we had a lovely time. You start getting ready at half eight in the morning—people come and do your nails! It's wonderful. Then you see famous people. You never imagine for a minute you're going to stand next to Jack Nicholson! We get very overexcited in our family.
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Is winning important?
It's good luck if you win. But it's wonderful to be there. You shouldn't mind about not winning.
But it must have been lovely to win?
It was absolutely thrilling. I don't remember much about it. I was stunned.
Did you have a speech ready?
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Save Auburn Ravine Salmon and Steelhead
Save Auburn Ravine Salmon and Steelhead
SARSAS is trying to do with one stream, the Auburn Ravine, what must be done to all streams and rivers on the entire West Coast and that is to make the entire length of the ravine navigable for Anadromous Fish.
The health and well-being of Salmon is directly linked to that of people. If we improve the health and well-being of Salmon, we improve the health and well-being of mankind and therefore ourselves.
Salmon are as resilient and adaptive as humans; when they can no longer adapt, neither can mankind. They need our help....NOW.
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The SARSAS plan for returning salmon and steelhead to the Pacific Marine Fishery (Click to view the plan.)
Nevada Irrigation District (NID) did not apply for a permit from California Fish and Wildlife in a timely manner to do the work it told SARSAS it would do this year to allow fish to get over the dam to reach good spawning gravels on Auburn Ravine so now CFW will not grant NID the permit because salmon and a redd are at the dam and so granting the permit would imperil them.
The result is that salmon will for another year be injuring and beating themselves to death trying to get over the dam.
SARSAS is very disappointed and feels great sympathy for our salmon brothers who will die after a journey of thousands of miles and up to seven years duration in the Pacific Ocean, fighting daily for survival, and then return to Auburn Ravine to die at Hemphill Dam because of NID's complete meltdown on its word to partially fix HH dam for salmon passage. This is a great tragedy for one of nature's most gifted creatures.
Resolution of Support for SAVE AUBURN RAVINE SALMON AND STEELHEAD (SARSAS) by the City of Auburn, signed unanimously on Monday, November 10, 2014
WHEREAS, SARSAS is an all-volunteer group dedicated to the objective of returning native salmon and steelhead to the upper reaches of the Auburn Ravine, and
WHEREAS, SARSAS supports responsible development and is committed to preserving public access to this unique riparian environment, and
WHEREAS, community outreach by SARSAS has included founding of the annual Salmon Celebration in Lincoln, recruiting volunteers for the annual Sierra Stream Cleanup Day, numerous presentations to community groups and commissions, grant applications and funding, and documentary film production seen by thousands of viewers, and
WHEREAS, SARSAS has spearheaded the installation of a $1.2M fish ladder at Lincoln Gauging Station which enabled 373 salmon to reach marginal spawning gravel and dig over 100 redds and spawn in the Auburn Ravine for the first time since 1989, and
WHEREAS, the organization is currently working with the Nevada Irrigation District on fish passage over Hemphill Dam two miles upstream from the City of Lincoln, the current obstacle to fish migration at the twenty- two mile mark, and
WHEREAS, SARSAS has work collaboratively with federal and state agencies removing eight dams in the Auburn Ravine, probably more than any other organization in California, and
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A local non-profit that provides support for those on the road to recovery now has a home in Dawson County.
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Rotary Club of Dawson County was recently named Volunteer of the Year by the Georgia Recreation and Park Association for building a waterpark, Rotary Island, at Rock Creek Park.
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Tegeingl, in English Englefield,[1] was a cantref in north-east Wales during the medieval period. It was named after the Deceangli, a Celtic tribe of the Iron Age and Roman periods and was incorporated into Flintshire following Edward I of England's conquest of North Wales in the 13th century.
The region's name was derived from the Deceangli, an Iron Age Celtic tribe with its origins in Ireland and which had inhabited the region since the 1st century BC.[2]
The cantred formed the eastern part of Perfeddwlad (or Y Berfeddwlad) on the northern coast of Wales between the River Clwyd and Deeside. The territory is roughly equivalent to the modern county of Flintshire today.
Comprising the three commotes of Rhuddlan, Prestatyn and Cwnsyllt (or Coleshill),[3] the territory originally formed part of the Kingdom of Gwynedd, until in the late 8th century it was conquered by the Anglo-Saxon Kingdom of Mercia. It remained under Mercian (or English control) for over three centuries until Dafydd ab Owain Gwynedd recovered it in the 12th century.[3] Edwin of Tegeingl (d.1073) was in the 11th century described as "lord" or "prince" of Tegeingl.[3] He was succeeded as lord of Tegeingl by his son Owain who supported the Anglo-Normans' invasion of North Wales in the 1090s.[4] The family remained powerful in North Wales until Owain's sons were killed in 1125 by a son of Gruffudd ap Cynan, Prince of Gwynedd.[5]
It then changed hands several times between England and Gwynedd,[6] but was eventually seized by Edward I as part of his conquest of the Principality of Wales between 1277 and 1283. It was then incorporated into the county of Flintshire by the Statute of Rhuddlan.[7]
- ^ David Walker (2000). The Age of Conquest: Wales 1063-1415: Vol 2. p. 12. ISBN 978-0198208785.
- ^ http://www.historyfiles.co.uk/KingListsBritain/BritainDeceangli.htm
- ^ a b c Sir William Llewelyn Davies. "Edwin of Tegeingl". Dictionary of Welsh Biography. National Library of Wales. Retrieved 15 December 2012.
- ^ Professor Thomas Jones Pierce. "Owain ab Edwin". Dictionary of Welsh Biography. National Library of Wales. Retrieved 15 December 2012.
- ^ Wilcott, Darrell "The Ancestry of Edwin of Tegeingl"
- ^ David Walker (1990). Medieval Wales. p. 25. ISBN 978-0521311533.
- ^ J. Graham Jones (January 1990). The history of Wales: a pocket guide. University of Wales Press. p. 32. ISBN 978-0-7083-1076-2. Retrieved 2 March 2011.


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12 Types Of Students You Will Meet In Night Classes
The following are the different categories of people you will meet in night classes in our various higher institution.
1. Customer care agents: This category of people will keep on receiving calls from the time they came to class till they sleep off. If you sit beside them "sorry" and it is more among ladies.
2. The lookers: This category of people will make sure that they look at any slightest movement around them. If they ever see a beautiful/handsome girl/guy then they will never cease catching a glimpse at her/him. You will even wonder if these people actually came to study or to observe others study.
3. The late comers: This is common among girls. When you get to class from 4-7pm, you will discover that the class is empty. They are waiting till 9:30 when their presence will be noticed.
4. The preachers: I am sure this set of people annoy every reader in that class but nobody could pick the courage to rebuke them because nobody wants to be tagged enemy of God's word. The worst part is that these preachers come to preach when they are tired of reading and want to stretch themselves.
5. The itinerant readers: They are people who move in and out of the reading room every ten minutes. Sometimes you see them walking about the corridors. In an extreme cases they can read in four to six classes in a night.
6. The unarmed robbers: Yes I call them unarmed because they look very innocent when they are reading beside you waiting for the operation time. They steal things like phones, reading lamp, purse/wallet, laptops, wrist-watches, textbooks etc depending on the person's level of expertise and stealing intentions.
7. The chronic sleepers. Hmmm, this set of people will just enter the class and lay their face on the desk and sleep off. They will not open their book from the time they came in till the time they left. They are always victims of the category of people above. The bad thing about these set of people is that they snore without regards and they fart without conscience.
8. The ash-crammers: They are our first classers, they will start reading from the time they came in till dawn. Sometimes i wonder what they will be doing during the day.
9. The eaters: They will buy biscuit, viju milk, la casera, gala, chewing gum, infact all the snacks in the world just to attend night class. You will wonder if you are in nursery class or university night class.
10. The pingers :This set of people will never let their phones be. Some will even come with up to three phone. Pressing their phone every now and then that you will wonder if they are actually studying or proof-reading.
11. The toasters: If i mention everything without mentioning our guys and babes who come to night class to look for partners then my list is incomplete. This is for people who are single and searching every night.
12. The last of it all is the couples: They will come to class together, continue talking, chatting and touching each other until they are tired then off they go. They have gone to night class noni.
Hehehehehe...Sir Migiets abeg make una helep me add your own jare as you be chief for night classes..
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Two Cows -by Matthias Varga
-You have 2 cows.
-You give one to your neighbor
-You have 2 cows.
-The State takes both and gives you some milk
-You have 2 cows.
-The State takes both and sells you some milk
-You have 2 cows.
-The State takes both and shoots you
-You have 2 cows.
-The State takes both, shoots one, milks the other, and then throws the milk away
-You have two cows.
-You sell one and buy a bull.
-Your herd multiplies, and the economy grows.
-You sell them and retire on the income
-You have two cows.
-You sell three of them to your publicly listed company, using letters of credit opened by your brother-in-law at the bank, then execute a debt/equity swap with an associated general offer so that you get all four cows back, with a tax exemption for five cows.
-The milk rights of the six cows are transferred via an intermediary to a Cayman Island Company secretly owned by the majority shareholder who sells the rights to all seven cows back to your listed company.
-The annual report says the company owns eight cows, with an option on one more. You sell one cow to buy a new president of the United States , leaving you with nine cows. No balance sheet provided with he release.
-The public then buys your bull.
-You have two giraffes.
-The government requires you to take harmonica lessons.
-You have two cows.
-You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows.
-Later, you hire a consultant to analyze why the cow has dropped dead.
-You have two cows. You borrow lots of euros to build barns, milking sheds, hay stores, feed sheds,dairies, cold stores, abattoir, cheese unit and packing sheds.
-You still only have two cows.
-You have two cows.
-You go on strike, organize a riot, and block the roads, because you want three cows.
-You have two cows.
-You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk.
-You then create a clever cow cartoon image called a Cowkimona and market it worldwide.
-You have two cows, but you dont know where they are.
-You decide to have lunch.
-You have 5000 cows. None of them belong to you.
-You charge the owners for storing them.
-You have two cows.
-You have 300 people milking them.
-You claim that you have full employment, and high bovine productivity.
-You arrest the newsman who reported the real situation.
-You have two cows.
-You worship them.
-You have two cows.
-Both are mad.
-Everyone thinks you have lots of cows.
-You tell them that you have none.
-No-one believes you, so they bomb the ** out of you and invade your country.
-You still have no cows, but at least you are now a Democracy.
-You have two cows.
-Business seems pretty good.
-You close the office and go for a few beers to celebrate.
-You have two cows.
-The one on the left looks very attractive
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Hunting gone wrong
Mr Obot decided to follow his friend Osas on a hunting trip deep in the forest of Okomu reserve in Iguobazuwa.
Mr Obot has never gone hunting while Osas has hunted all his life. When they got to the middle of the forest, Osas told Mr Obot to sit by a tree and not make a sound while he checks out an antelope trail.
After he got about a quarter of a mile away, Osas heard a blood-curling scream which scared away a nearby antelope.
He rushed back to Mr Obot and yelled; "I think I tell you say make you quiet?"
Mr Obot replied : "Shoo, I try o, I really try.
When green snake waka pass my leg I nor shake body or make peem sound.
When gorilla come dey breath hot and smelly smelly air for my face, I nor
shake body or make shekele sound.
But when two squirrel waka enter my trouser leg, one come tell the other one say, "Chei, see as this two palm kernels big like coconut, we nor go fit chop dem finish for here, so make we pluck and carry dem go home", na im I come start to halla!!!"
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Six Types of People You Meet In the Banking Hall
1 - The Pen Borrowers: They are always in the bank, common pen they won't have. These people are very dangerous, once you borrow them the pen, you may find it difficult to identify them.At a bank in Nigeria, once someone tells you "may I have your pen?" Believe me bros, that's the last time you will see that pen (except if you're
2 - The "I dey ur Back" Team: Immediately they enter the bank, even before taking the slip (withdrawal or deposit) all they do is to know the last person and you hear them saying, I'm at your back. If care is not taken, about 8 people can tell u "I dey ur back" then at the end of the day, they cause confusion (na me dey hin back,I don tell am I was here before you blah blah)
3 - The No protocol team: This kind of people don't obey the 1st come, 1st served slogan! They're mouthed in the bank! Immediately they come in, they just walk up to the cashier or manager, he asks them to sit down & within 5mins they've completed there transactions while you still dey there looking like mumu for queue.
(Daris Godu oooo)
4 - The Bank Door rejectees: These people will always have a problem with the bank door, then you see them removing their belts, car keys,mobile phones etc and yet the machine keeps shouting "please go back" My bros next time come to the bank naked! Biko, e go allow you in... #
5 - The slip wasters: These kind of people can waste slip for Nigeria! To fill the withdrawal slip or deposit slip na JAMB questions,you seec dem
cancelling, tearing, squeezing & taking another one. To write common 3780 Naira in words na gobe. Even the so called undergraduates are found wanting in this scenario.................................CHAI!!!
6 - The people from Another Planet: These people usually behave like dem no dey this world since 2 yrs ago! They will always be asking for today's date, even after telling them the correct date,they will ask somepne else again. I tire for dis people
Please which number is yours in the above?
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Love this Japanese Doctor!
Q: Doctor, I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true?
A: Heart only good for so many beats, and that it... Don't waste on exercise. Everything wear out eventually. Speeding up heart not make you live longer; it like saying you extend life of car by driving faster. Want to live longer? Take nap.
Q: Should I reduce my alcohol intake?
A: Oh no. Wine made from fruit. Fruit very good. Brandy distilled wine, that mean they take water out of fruity bit so you get even more of goodness that way. Beer also made of grain. Grain good too. Bottom up!
Q: What are some of the advantages of participating in a regular exercise program?
A: Can't think of one, sorry. My philosophy: No pain...good!
Q: Aren't fried foods bad for you?
A: YOU NOT LISTENING! Food fried in vegetable oil. How getting more vegetable be bad?
Q: Is chocolate bad for me?
A: You crazy?!? HEL-LO-O!! Cocoa bean! Another vegetable! It best feel-good food around!
Q: Is swimming good for your figure?
A: If swimming good for figure, explain whale to me.
Q: Is getting in shape important for my lifestyle?
A: Hey! 'Round' is shape!
Well... I hope this has cleared up any misconceptions you may have had about food and diets.
And remember:
Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well-preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways - Chardonnay in one hand - chocolate in the other - body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO-HOO, what a ride!!"
For those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final word on nutrition and health. It's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting nutritional studies.
1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Brits.
2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Brits.
3. The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Brits.
4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Brits.
5. The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than Brits.
CONCLUSION: Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.
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1. THE GOOD LISTENERS: These ones listen and jot down notes well.. they are always found in the front of the class.
2. THE ON-LOOKERS: These ones cannot be really classified as good-listeners.. cos they just look at the lecturer, so confused.. whether the lecturer is speaking gibberish or mumbo jumbo, they just keep looking and that's how they keep looking till exam finish..
3.THE PHOTOCOPYING TEAM: Oh my! these people know themselves.They are always found saying "abeg i no get strength to write.. do make I photocopy". This set of people can photocopy anything on paper.They don't care they just photocopy. If you no hold yourself well, dem go photocopy you join.
4.The "THIS MAN TOO FAST" clique: These students are damn slowww.. if the lecturer tries to fasten up note calling a bit..they just hands down and join the onlookers.
5.THE PERPETUAL LATECOMER: These are the people who enjoy and derive pleasure coming to class after lecture has started.. they just like sneaking in and I begin to wonder why the sneaking, didn't you pay school fees? Abi no be u get the admission neh?.
6. THE SLEEPERS CONGLOMERATE: This group can sleep for Africa, they sleep without fear or favour, they just find one nice spot to receive breeze and 30mins into the lecture, they are off.
7. THE PEN BORROWERS: Whether dem be students abi dem be non-learning students I don't just understand.. these people can never have biro, they keep borrowing till their bag is full of biros.
8. THE ARGUMENT LORDS: These group of people are just looking for how to start a controversy.. they just love to argue.. funny thing is that they might not be intelligent according to book-wise ooo.. but when it comes to arguments you can never win them.. see talent.
9. THE QUESTIONNAIRES: Chei these people can ask useless questions ehh.. sometimes the lecturers get frustrated and feel like punching the student.. you can imagine somebody asking "sir, the slaves in the plantation, were they allowed to eat the plantain?"
10. THE ABSENTEE STUDENT: What can I say.. these people never attend class but their names are always in the attendance and they always write test.. ghost students.
11. THE NOISEMAKERS: These ones are different from the "argumentists" in that.. the arguers have points but these ones just make noise randomly and keeps disturbing the class.
12. THE FASHIONISTS: All they pray for is people to look at them and WOW.. They have the latest dress in Vogue.. they wear different cloths everyday.. and we wey dey repeat cloth go just hang one side..
13. THE FIGHTERS: Anyway all na work of the devil.
14. THE NO-TIME STUDENTS: These ones always have something to do somewhere.. they just want the lecture to finish so that they can go sharp sharp.
15. THE ENGLISH CORRECTION OFFICERS: They may not be listening ooo.. but when the lecturer makes one single English error.. Gbam! Work don start be that.
16. THE AMEBOS: Their own na to observe anything wey dey happen and dem no dey keep their mouth shut.
Where do you belong?
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I enter this Cross- Country bus from Abuja to Owerri yesterday.
As we dey go for road one man for back say 'driver I am impressed.'
The driver com say 'thank you sir.'
We never reach Lokoja wen the man tell driver again, 'driver I am impressed.' The
driver come thank the man again.
Before we comot for Lokoja the man don thunder again say, 'driver I am impressed.'
The driver come say, 'thank you very much sir, I very much appreciate your
compliments.' The driver begin dey fire the bus dey go come dey feel like James Bond.
As we reach Benin the man shout 'driver stop this bus, stop this bus, you mad, you
wan kill person?' As driver stop the bus the man run comot like Usain Bolt enter bush.
We rush follow the man make we see wetin dey impress the man.
Before we reach where the man dey we hear pra pra pratata pro pro!
Na there we come realise say wetin the man wan tell driver be, 'driver I am pressed'
I take God beg all of una... If the English hard small, una fit talk am for pidgin.
Meanwhile... I' m impressed right now, make I rush discharge... I dey come.
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Hotel guests 'fined' for leaving bad review on TripAdvisor - Telegraph
A couple have been "fined" £100 by a Blackpool hotel they described as a "rotten stinking hovel" on travel review website TripAdvisor.
Tony and Jan Jenkinson posted the negative comments after being unimpressed with the one night they spent at the Broadway Hotel.
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