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So Cinco de Mayo went off quite nicely....and so did movie theater night at The Avengers.
We hit our favorite joint (award winning Pepitos in Destin, FL), got there early (first ones in the door!), and enjoyed their most excellent chips and even better salsa (we always order up a quart to take home with us!) as we perused the menu.
SWMBO went wild, ordering a Margarita to start, then rattled off a list of her favorites to the waiter (flautas, enchillada, and others items from the a la carte menu....yet somehow, she always manages to stay a steady 125 lbs!), #2 son was happy with tacos, and I decided to go for a nice bowl of caldo de pollo.....chicken soup, loaded with veggies, chiles, parsley, and tons of broth. It was good and there was tons of it, so I took home a more than half of it to have later in the the day...worst case, it was a 400 calorie lunch, most of which was due to the tortilla chip appetizers!
#2 son's date night to see the The Avengers went nicely too. We met the girl and her dad at the mall nearby, had dinner at the food court (I had some chicken stir fry & veggies....about 600 calories I guessed), then some popcorn (200 calories?) once we got seated in the theater.
So my previous Quattro de Mayo angst ( www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=4866942 ) helped pave the way for me to think & plan my way through the fiesta day....and I buttressed the plan with a good hour of cardio & sit-ups at the gym before hitting the movie.
The movie was pretty freaking great! The kids enjoyed it, I enjoyed, and I think the gal's dad enjoyed, but I couldn't really tell....he was demonstrably undemonstrative. I can be quite engaging and personable, but he wasn't really helping out much. He would give one word answers to my most penetrating questions, a simple nod of the head to my funniest stories, and didn't even blink or make a pretense of an offer to split the bill when I got out my credit card to pay for ALL FOUR of our tickets! His only demonstration of affect was a nervous Rainman like banter when he thought we were in the wrong line for the movie (We weren't. I knew because I actually TALKED to someone to get the information!)
So rather than sit next to him at the movie, I put the kids in between us, and surfed on my iPhone during the previews while the kids chatted each other up. I told SWMBO afterwards that she better start making friends with the mom, because I wasn't willing to build too many more bridges with the dad unless he gave signs of meeting me halfway. I think he just possesses an apathetic soul....
Today I had a great morning, sitting on our back deck reading on a beautifully, breezy spring day.
I finished up one book, then started another by Jo Nesbo, a Norwegian crime novelist who uses great language, is pretty funny, and makes some great connections to tie up all the many threads in his stories. I finally tore myself away around 3:00 to hit the gym and get a haircut.
A good book, a sunny day, a view of the beach......it totally got my mind off the oddities of last night....until I started blogging about it!
Have a great night Spark friends!
Yes, Cinco de Mayo is a big deal for us....basically an excuse to gorge on good Mexican cuisine. It's no use fighting it, it's been a household tradition for years.
On top of that, #2 son is officially on his 1st date tomorrow. He and this gal have been a number for a while and they've finally gathered up the courage to go see a movie together....The Avengers!
We've spoken to the parents and agreed that we'd chaperone, so of course SWMBO told me that if it's The Avengers, that I would be chaperoning....oh, come on and hurt me!
So tomorrow we've got a Mexican meal out, then I'm hanging out with a couple of teenagers eating movie theater popcorn, sodas, and snacks......what could possibly go wrong?!?!
Luckily I was pretty good today. I took the day off to take care of some stuff around the house, then took SWMBO out for some lunch, where I pretty much played therapist as we figured out how to deal with her mom's ever increasing health problems. The dear old woman has always been a prickly pear, but she's getting increasingly crabbier as she gets older....and now she's compounding it by not taking her meds.
So I didn't get nearly as much done as I wanted to around the house, but helping SWMBO navigate these turbulent waters was well worth it.
I did have one meeting I had to make back in the office around 3:00, and from there I made a beeline for some well-deserved gym time.
So yeah, it feels like tomorrow has potential to be a cheesy, salty day.....I'll try to fit in some early AM cardio to make up for Quesadillas and movie theater popcorn!
Have a great night Spark friends!
You know a totally under-appreciated NSV is being able to sit back and to see how much fitter you feel after Sparking for a while.
I still like the feeling of seeing a pound or 2 drop on the goddamn-scale (or maybe it's one word: godammscale), but on those loooooong stretches of time when it does not budge or goes up a lb, down a lb, down 2 lbs, back up 3, etc, etc, etc, I try to focus on all sorts of other things; the ever baggier fit of my clothes, the number of Spark fitness minutes I can rack up, the occasional, "you're looking great" comment, the feeling of being far more in control of what used to feel like an out of control lifestyle.
Today I focused on the fact that I feel healthier today, at 52, than I did at 40.....maybe even 30.
I've blogged before about how it's almost a habit now for me to look for opportunities to work out, instead of "making" myself work out ( www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=4808077 ) and that's a definite plus. Today I decided to try another double workout day....and they both left me feeling friggin' awesome! Driving back from the gym tonight, I looked up and said, �Self, you know, it�s pretty awesome how far you�ve come�
I ducked out at lunch and hit a Hi Intensity spin class. Luckily the whining Sisters of Pain were not there today ( www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=4827773 ). The surgically enhanced, ultra-buxom instructor had a really good routine (did I mention I like to get in the front row for these classes) chock full of intervals, hill climbs, and all around "work hard for your cardio points" mix. I felt at the top of my game, not just keeping up with the beat, but even pushing the resistance lever all the way to max on a few of the climbs. And though it was physically demanding, I finished with a smile feeling pretty darn strong. Even curvilicious gave me a waggish, "You did great out there today!" bright-eyed smile at the end.
But I still had tons of work waiting for me back at the office!
It being a Wednesday, I had an ST session with trainer guy at 6:00 PM. Now last Friday, I did a lunchtime Hi-Intensity Interval routine, then lifted at night�.and Saturday morning, I felt like I had been hit by a train
So today, I was a little cautious as we got ready for our heavy chest & shoulders routine.....
...but it went off like a champ!
There was some measurable progress from even 2 weeks ago, we added some weight on a few exercises and increased the reps on others.
So overall today was about 2.5 hours of solid, quality exercise interrupted by 6 hours of office time.
Which brings me back to the NSV. As bountiful as Spark Guy is awarding fitness minute points (1 point for 5 minutes, really dude.....how about 1 for 1....these aren't like airline or credit card miles!), I reminded myself how totally cool it is to know I can work out super hard at 2 different types of exercises (cardio and strength training) on the same day and get done feeling pretty darn good.
While not an every day event, that pervasive feeling of fitness and health certainly makes up for the godammscale not budging for weeks at a time!
Have a great night Spark friends!
I've had an interesting week....busy at work (as always), which makes personal time and family time all the more valuable.
So Saturday I was sore....almost all day long from Friday's double workout of HIIT and ST. Add to that the fact that I felt hungry throughout most of the day, and those two things led me down a very interesting path....more to follow.
I started off with a green smoothie for breakfast, sat outside to read and decided that a) it was a beautifully, sunny spring day, b) Moby Dick is actually much funnier now than when I had to read it in junior high, c) that I probably need to take a rest day from working out (except for push-ups), and d) I was still hungry dammit!
We took a family outing to one of our favorite local joints, all of us in the mood for some crab-cakes and WHAM.....a big sign out front saying they stopped having a Saturday lunch service!! Not good! Once our family lunch train gets rolling with a hankering, it's very hard to re-direct it. SWMBO declared she was up for Mexican before #2 son or I could chime in, so off we went.
I didn't want anything cheesy, gooey, or re-fried, so I ordered up a grilled chicken (no cheese, please) and smothered it with some very nice salsa.
We did a little shopping afterwards, then came home.....where I spied 2 chocolate chip covered banana-walnut bread (with just a hint of coconut shreds) tins lying on our doorstep, courtesy of our plump neighbor who loves to bake!
We almost all let out a collective cheer! These 1 lb loaves are absolutely fabuloso. We have told her to cool it with the baked goods gifting, which she has respected quite nicely since XMAS.....but here it is at the end of April already and she just couldn't resist....God bless her!
So here's where yours truly decided to make a decision. I was going to enjoy myself on this beautifully, sunny spring day. I've been working out, eating right, staying late at the office....I was going to have a guilt-free Saturday. "Eat whatever the hell you want," I told myself. "Log it, savor it, get over it, just this one day!"
What did that feel like, you might ask?
I don't need to go into all the gory details, but let's just say that freedom has its price and this one cost me about 3200 calories yesterday! And you know what....while I enjoyed it, I don't want to repeat it.
What I realized though is that that was how I ate pre-Spark.....no limits, constant snacking....and not on the good-for-you stuff, but sugary, salty, buttery things....like chocolate chip covered banana-walnut bread (with just a hint of coconut shreds) things.
Today I started out with my normal Spark Sunday routine; coffee, smoothie, news, kindle, etc, etc, etc.
But I knew I needed to do a little more (it was 3200 calories after all) than just hit the gym for some cardio. So I declared that we'd take a family hike on the beach!
We trekked across the no man's land of sand.....
....down to the fishing pier....
....and went off on our own path
We walked for about an hour and never once mentioned chocolate chip covered banana-walnut bread!
I hit the gym when we came back and worked up an extra layer of sweat to make up for yesterday's OD. And the crazy thoughts that went through my brain as I revved up the resistance: Work hard now, stay alive later.....when the Zombie Apocalypse comes, you'll look back and miss that nice plump neighbor of ours that baked so well! (she can't run very fast....or ride a bike)
Have a great night Spark friends!
How do you spell relief?
For me it was successful visit by my CEO....who just left today!
It was a great visit, but getting everything ready these past few weeks, especially as much as I've been on the road, has been pretty taxing. Add to that the fact that he was bringing his wife along, meant that SWMBO had a whole social agenda to put together for the 2 day visit as well.
Now I've known him for about 8 years....he actually ran my division way back then, and has obviously moved on to bigger and better things.
But there's nothing like a visit by the boss of all bosses to focus the mind as we got ready to give him a deep dive into all the different moving parts of the business.
SWMBO took his wife around town for a quick tour of the Emerald Coast while we were holed up with him in meetings all day. Then we hosted a reception for both of them last night.....and put them on their jet home early this morning
Overall it went great....I had him do a "town hall" with all our folks as well, which went over quite nicely.
So today I was especially glad to hit the gym at the end of the day for a nice bout of circuit training!
And some even better news is, I wrestled my schedule under control this afternoon as well. I cancelled a couple of trips these next few weeks, so lo and behold, I might be home for almost 3 weeks straight!
I told trainer guy that since we'll have so much continuity, to plan on putting some magick into our routines these next few weeks....change it up, pump it up, let's take it up a notch!
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|Hahnville High & Destrehan High game to be broadcasted LIVE on the web this Friday night
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The Satellite Center Advanced TV Broadcasting and WebQuil Class along with the Destrehan Video Crew will be producing a multi-camera live web cast of the Destrehan vs. Hahnville football game Friday, Oct. 5.
|HHS defense better than its advertised
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|Destrehan offense key to district win
October 04, 2007 at 8:11 am
After a 30-14 victory over John Ehret last week, Destrehan will take an undefeated record into district play Friday night when they host rival Hahnville in the "Battle of the Banks."
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|LSU, as good as advertised
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|Defense makes Hahnville contender
September 27, 2007 at 8:56 am
The Hahnville Tigers' defense continued to overpower their opponents last week, picking up their third shutout in four games with a 34-0 win over O. Perry Walker.
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Behind 28-first quarter points, the Destrehan Wildcats had little trouble improving to 4-0 on the season by blanking Higgins 45-0 last Friday in a game where both the offense and defense showed consistency for all four quarters.
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Porter makes smooth transition to starting linebacker at DHS
Starting at linebacker for Destrehan wasn't even on Rufus Porter's radar two years ago.
|Bucs pirate Saints 31-14
September 20, 2007 at 10:17 am
After the New Orleans Saints opening night loss to the defending world champion Indianapolis Colts, the word you heard most often was disappointing.
|Many questions, few answers about artificial turf
September 20, 2007 at 10:16 am
Some critics of modern technology that is being used to replace natural grass with synthetic turf on athletic fields around Connecticut are calling for a moratorium until more scientific study is done.
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September 20, 2007 at 10:12 am
Destrehan needs more consistency
The Destrehan offense exploded for 28 points in the first half of last week's 35-14 homecoming victory over Terrebonne, but the Wildcats will need to show more consistency if they hope to stay undefeated with a win at Higgins Friday night.
|Catch Monica Seles at celebrity tennis exhibition
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|Tigers defense leading the charge
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Maybe with Dr. Dre's sale of Beats Electronics to Apple, we may finally see a release date for his final album, Detox. Fans have been waiting for it for so long, that they've taken matters into their own hands. Yes, the innanet has decided that if Dre won't finish Detox, then they will finish it for him! Here are 10, terribly Photoshopped fake Detox album covers from the deepest corners of the internet. Viewer Discretion Advised: you will not be able to unsee some of these images.
10. Detox: What Could Have Been: Ah yes, if only. Feast your eyes upon this beautifully rendered, imaginary cover by Trid Tha Kid, giving only a fleeting glimpse of what could have been the album cover for Detox. Can't you see, Dr. Dre? Can't you see what could have been!?! THIS!
9. "The Walking Detox" – What will happen first, the undead apocalypse, or Detox? Be it the former, Zombie Dr. Dre will attempt to market and release Detox to the hordes of Z-Day, without worry of anyone leaking it to the now offline internet. Dre's looking a little long in the tooth here.
8. Generic Detox – This one follows the post-millennial tradition of the "photo-of-artist-plus-fonts" album cover, used on best-selling magnum opuses like Mase's Welcome Back and Ja Rule's Pain Is Love. Oh look, they used the 2001 font. Surely this is real.
7. "Xerox Detox" – Washed out photo of Dr. Dre, with slightly arched, crackling "Detox" text in red, and photocopied image of Southern California restaurant for the background. Platinum, bitch.
6. D.E.T.O.X.: The Acronym - How huge is Dr. Dre now? Everything black in this photo is his T-shirt.
5. Impact Detox – Whoa, Dre looks like he needs a detox for real here. Lay off the sticky-icky, greeny green. Doc's orders.
4. SJoynson Presents…. Detox – We have to say, it's a good thing that SJoynson watermarked the shit out of this potential Detox album cover. This way, Interscope can't use it without his permission. Great thinking buddy.
3. Detox: Gateway Drug Edition – Ah that makes sense. The natural progression from Dre's past weed smoking days would be to move on to heroin. Explains the delay, too.
2. Detox Is Eminem's Album Now: Yo, what the hell is going on here? Seriously, look at this shit. Drug dealing goblins with backwards baseball caps. This is the internet clearly not giving a fuck at all.
1. Detox: Art Director Versus Artist – Imagine, if you will, that this were the real cover for Detox. The job-description handed down to the graphic artist might have read something like this: "We want a huge picture of the Dre's face. HUGE. We want it so close, that the top of his head is cropped off. And really dark. So you can't really see it, in a way. Then really big, we want the title of the album, which is DETOX: 2011: The Mixtape. But we want it in separate corners. Maybe the "Detox" part goes over his forehead, then the "2011″ part goes on his face, a little. Don't even put Dr. Dre's name on there. He's a fucking icon, you peon. He doesn't need his name on the cover. People know who the fuck he is! Jesus. Okay, then we want A LOT of marijuana leaves. A ton. I want a fucking Gucci Bag pattern of marijuana leaves on this thing. Just put them all over the place. Everywhere! Brilliant…. Oh, also, checks will be delayed 3 weeks. Sorry."
Pretty funny LOL! What does #6 "D.E.T.O.X. The Acronym" stand for though?
"Dre Expected Tupac On Xxplosive"?
zombie one wins.
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In their latest offering, Hyderabadi stand-up comedians Hamid Kamal and Subhani have tried driving home the pointlessness of the many paraphernalia that surround a wedding
"So, you want a groom for your daughter?"
"What's her name?"
"Nigar Sultana.
"With this name, you wouldn't get an alliance in ten years."
"So, what should I do?"
"Change her name to Mehak, Khushboo or Muskan. Don't you watch TV serials?"
Welcome to the Standard Matrimonial Bureau and the world of Hamid Kamal and Dedh Matwale.
Sometimes, humour is the best way to drive home the point. No amount of discourse and homilies can work the magic the way wit and irony does. That's what Hamid Kamal and Subhani, Hyderabad's best-known comic duo, have done to educate people on the need to simplify marriages.
Their latest CD, titled Readymade Dulha, is an eye-opener. It covers the entire gamut of problems and pitfalls involved when parents think of marrying off their wards. Through pun-filled hilarious situations, Hamid Kamal talks of people's false egos, their unrealistic ambitions and silly preferences while hunting for prospective brides and grooms. But all objections vanish when the money is right. That's the bottom-line.
The title of the play relates to a person who comes all decked up and is desperate for marriage. How marriage bureaus take people for ride is also exposed brilliantly.
Even the bitter truths are told with a touch of humour. Take for instance, the scene where brides are being selected. Elderly women make minute examination of their feet, teeth and hair. In desperation, Bade Khan saab, who runs the marriage bureau, remarks "Amma dulhan dekhrein ya qurbani ka bakra (Are you examining the bride-to-be or a sacrificial goat?)".
Sure, many miseries lie in the small circle of the wedding ring. But before marrying of their wards, parents would do well to get this Readymade Dulha to their homes. Who knows, their ideas of pompous marriages might just change.
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Caramelized red onions
- 2 tablespoons (1/4 stick) butter
- 2 tablespoons olive oil
- 2 1/2 pounds red onions (about 4 medium), halved, thinly sliced
- 2 teaspoons balsamic vinegar
- 1/2 teaspoon coarse kosher salt
- 1/4 teaspoon ground black pepper
- 1/4 cup chopped fresh chives
- 1 teaspoon garlic powder
- 1 teaspoon salt
- 1/2 teaspoon ground black pepper
- 2 1 1/2- to 1 3/4-pound beef loin tri-tip roasts, trimmed of all but 1/4 inch of fat
- 2 tablespoons olive oil
- Red Wine Barbecue Sauce
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Melt butter with olive oil in large nonstick skillet over medium heat. Add onions and cook until deep golden brown, stirring frequently, about 30 minutes. Stir in vinegar, 1/2 teaspoon salt, and 1/4 teaspoon pepper. Remove from heat. DO AHEAD Can be prepared 1 day ahead. Cover and refrigerate. Rewarm over medium heat before serving. Stir in chives.
For tri-tip
Prepare barbecue (medium heat). Mix garlic powder, 1 teaspoon salt, and 1/2 teaspoon pepper in small bowl. Brush both sides of tri-tips with oil and sprinkle with garlic-powder mixture, pressing to adhere. Grill tri-tips 5 minutes per side. Reduce heat to medium-low, or if using charcoal grill, move meat to cooler side of grill. Cover and grill until thermometer inserted into thickest part of meat registers 125°F to 130°F for medium-rare, brushing with barbecue sauce and turning every 10 minutes, about 30 minutes longer.
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: I would have really liked to have put
"People die if they are killed"
screenshot, but I'm not one to overwrite someone else's picture with my own judgement. =/
: I'd say both could work, if you edited the Shirou pic down to where it's as think as the Not-Captain-America one and put it underneath.
: This trope doesn't have very much text, though...
: See, that works perfectly. And yeah, but it makes it nicer-looking.
Boobah: That is possibly the best illustration of any trope on this site.
: I'd suck out the fun by mentioning the stupid phrase in question is playing on a idiom, but I love it too much to suggest removing it. <3
: I love this one too, but I've given it a little context in the notes. Shirou gets a bad rap.
: Hi, just dropping by to say this picture makes my day every time I see it. I can't believe it's actually in an anime, this sentence is so utterly stupid! OK, bye now. I'm leaving. I'm pushing the "Send" button to edit. The page loads. Then I go on with my life.
ILP: The sentence looks stupid because it's been poorly translated; it's actually quite witty. I challenge tropers to find out just how many of these anime entries are here because translators aren't doing their jobs properly rather than writers being idiotic.
: Taking this out, because it's not a subversion, it's something completely different:
The syndicated daily comic strip
Non Sequitur
by Wiley Miller features as one of its recurring characters the
Super Hero
Obviousman, who subverts the trope by valiantly trying to force the oblivious people around him to see the absurdities and contradictions in their lives.
: I can see your point but I think it would fit here as an aversion. The way I understand it, it's about how people
see the obvious or what's right in front of them.
: Not that I'm going to put this on the page, but I knew a guy like this in real life. It got to the point that anytime anyone pointed out something obvious to someone (even if it wasn't completely obvious to everyone), someone would shot "Field of Nelson!" in honor of this friend. So for at least me and my college friends, this is a case of
Truth in Television
Looney Toons
: Snipped this
Dorothy in
The Wizard of Oz
had a stunningly fine moment of this when the technicolor tipped her off to the fact that she wasn't in Kansas anymore.
because it's a distinction only to the audience, a choice of artistic direction to give the viewers a sense of the contrast between Kansas and Oz. As far as Dorothy was concerned, she was always in color.
: Removed this one. Admiral Akbar is giving an order to retreat, and explaining the reason why is perfectly logical under the circumstances.
Of course, the most famous Captain Obvious moment from
Star Wars
is Admiral Ackbar's classic line,
"It's a trap!"
Did noone else think of Randy Disher from
, particularly in later seasons? Other chaacters even point out in many of the episodes that he repeatedly states the obvious.
Scud East
: Removed the following
Speaking of wrestling saying that you like watching said wrestling will attract at least one person who will point out that it is fake which is not a secret at all
Because it may be well known however its not at all obvious to the casual viewer by the way punctuation is a useful skill
I can't believe that nobody's linked to Uncyclopedia yet.
I always thought the They've Gone of "Gone to Warp Integer ... They've gone" was short for 'they've gone out of sensor range', since the sensors at times seemed to be able to track ships for a few light years, they could conceivably have had 'They dropped out warp in the star system 4 light years that-a-way.'
Seven Seals
: You're clever for thinking of that, but I'm pretty sure the writers weren't. The scenario you describe never actually happened, and it would have been a little strange if it did — if you're running away you're obviously going to run away as far as is reasonable, not stop while your pursuers can still see you.
If we're really going to grant them that they could track ships for a while, why didn't they ever give chase effectively? Point your ship in the last known direction and go to warp factor eleventy zillion yourself... Instead they always seemed to wait for the con to confirm that no, the ship was just gone, too bad.
Luke is not being Captain Obvious. Leia has no way to know what his name is, or why he is there.
Seven Seals
: Took out this:
Though I'm sure military personnel have to report when they are under attack to their superiors, and their superiors have to order them anyway.
First of all, I'm pretty sure that military personnel don't need to report things their superiors see happening
right in front of their eyes
— at least not without adding some more detail. And second, while the Jedi are technically generals, they don't really use a military command structure among themselves (the masters certainly don't). Yoda ordering Mace Windu (rather than just, you know, giving him gentle, wise,
suggestions to do something) would be weird.
I'm not sure how to 'deal' with the
Dark Knight
paddy wagon episde. If my life depended on the actions of the driver, I'd be informing him of threats coming up. "Homicidal vans at three o'clock!". Heck, I do this anyway when I am a passenger. Florida traffic doesn't have crazy clowns behind the wheel, but the drivers are insane. Mad I tell you. No, really, it's some scary crap on Florida roads.
: How is the Legolas example the
Trope Namer
? The term "captain obvious" has been around for
.. I don't even know when it started, but here's a google cache of a post from 2001 (before the movie came out) saying that they heard it in the mid 90s:
Fatjose: Forget that, how is Legolas being a Captain Obvious in the first place? He has better eyesight and is telling his friends, who almost always are too far behind to see or always hidden behind a rock, what's ahead. One example places the phrase that states "Red Sun=Murder" as obvious. WHO KNOWS THIS? What planet did the original poster live in where a red sun immediately means that a murder has occurred and is common knowledge to everyone? I really want to just wipe the whole idiotic thing but it seems to have some sort of historic place on the page and I can't litter the page with justifying edits for every idiotic and out of context example. I figure I should place it on here for discussion first. A Captain Obvious is someone who states what everyone in the movie/book/cartoon as well as the audience knows. (For an example, reread that sentence.) Considering, Legolas was the scout and had the best eyes out of everyone in the group, very little of what he said was "obvious" to his comrades.
{Muninn}}: Is there a reason the old picture was replaced? I thought it was a great illustration (although that might just be me)
: A lot of these seem to be cases where the
knows everything that is said but the character that is being spoken to probably doesn't. "I'm Luke Skywalker and I'm here to rescue you" is a prime example - yes, we know who he is and what he's doing, but which part was Leia supposed to consider obvious? The name of some guy she's never met before or the fact that a person wearing a stormtrooper uniform onboard an imperial spacestation is actually trying to break her out?
: Damn, the big pic became a dead link (and was taken out be vree) and IIRC, I put it as a link in the first place because it was too big to upload...
: Wouldn't that popular
Master of the Obvious
poster be a better pic for this page?
: "New items go at the bottom.", please. And I think it wouldn't.
Nat The Writer
: I've been meaning to ask this for a while: What's the proper translation of what became "people die if they are killed"?
Along with all of the others there?
"Shoot her to death, without killing her!" - "A true man never dies, even when he's killed!" - "X wouldn't die even if you killed him/her."
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Bass of the Week: Bootleg Guitars Jazz Box 4
This week we take a look at a new hollow-body creation from Bootleg Guitars called the Jazz Box 4. Finished in a beautiful translucent green, the bass features a body with maple for its top and back with a Spanish Cedar core. Its neck is a premium grade aged quartersawn Eastern hard rock maple topped... »
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UNICORNbass is a boutique bass company out of Sweden that's making some pretty slick instruments. The Ozellman Master is a flexible, performance-driven bass with the added touch of customizable looks. Built with either bolt-on or set-neck construction, the bass features a 7-ply neck of maple and purple heart matched to a bookmatched mahogany body topped... »
Bass of the Week: Turan Guitars TG Semi-Hollow Bass
This week we take a look at the TG Semi-Hollow, a gorgeous single-cut bass made by Turan Guitars. The semi-hollow bass is crafted with a korina body topped with flamed maple. The top is complemented with matching pickup covers, control knobs, and headstock. While this is an untraditional looking instrument, Turan utilizes traditional f-holes to... »
Bass of the Week: Naked Bass Hitchhiker 5-String
Luthier Bill Woger decided to make the jump to create his own business last year called Naked Bass and Guitar Company. His fourth bass ever built is the Hitchhiker 5-string, and it's No Treble's Bass of the Week. The Hitchhiker is a neck-through design built around an awesome 9-piece multi-laminate neck consisting of maple, mahogany,... »
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This week we take a look at the MIA, a custom fretless P-style bass built by Serbian luthier Milos Tomisic. The design is the brainchild of bassist Marko Cvetkovic, who put his work talents to use for his musical endeavors. "After some planning, [Tomisic] decided to start his own model line and that's where we... »
Bass of the Week: Assi Guitars Sciatt Bass
This week we check out the Sciatt bass by the new Italian company Assi Guitars. Bringing together modern and retro vibes, the bass is built with an Akatio body finished in a catching green that's accented with a black pickguard. Its Balkan Maple neck is topped with an Indian Rosewood fingerboard. Assi fitted the bass... »
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Sergey Poedinko of Dahrendorf Guitars sent us the details for this gorgeous electric upright bass, and I knew we had to share it. Dubbed the Darwin EUB34, the bass mixes elements of both electric and upright basses into a minimalist design. "It has [an] absolutely 'upright' sound in its compact body that fits regular bass... »
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Jens Ritter has a knack for creating unique instruments, but this one is something different even for him. Bassist and performance artist Angie Taylor got this custom made Ritter Cora with a mystic neon paint job. The 4-string bass is built with an alder body, maple neck, and ebony fingerboard. Its neck features a black... »
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A few months ago, Jordan Brown sent us some pictures of a bass he was having made. I knew even before it was finished that it was going to be a killer bass, and it looks like I was right. Brown, who is an active player in London, reached out to Italian luthier Matteo Rufini... »


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Make an impression this Halloween in this officially licensed Star Wars Han Solo deluxe adult costume and enter another galaxy of fun and adventure. The tan shirt features an attached vest and comes complete with blue pants and attached black boot tops. May the Force be with you.
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It will be all peace, love and hugs wearing this Hippie Fringe Vest. Long fringed vest hangs to the mid-thigh and has bright pastel colored embroidered flowers.
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Look the part on Halloween while you take down the evil COBRA clan in this officially licensed GI Joe Vest and Holster. Add some toy weapons and you'll be strapped for an exciting time!
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Get out of the ordinary and into the extraordinary on Halloween when you wear this officially licensed Oz the Great and Powerful Oscar Diggs Adult Costume. The tuxedo jacket features an attached shirt front, complete with vest, black bow tie and a top hat.
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You were born to be wild! Now, show it to the world when you wear this Biker adult T-Shirt with tattoo sleeves. This awesome T-Shirt is styled to look like a vest with v-neck tee underneath and the tattoo sleeves add that realistic biker look. Ride on!
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His imagination will run wild when he uses this Combat Kids Play Set complete with green vest, gas mask, walkie talkie, grenade, compass, whistle, and binoculars! Prepare him to take on any demons and monsters that come his way on Halloween.
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Gather your posse and round up cattle on Halloween when you wear this Round Em Up Cowgirl adult womens plus size costume. The black vest and duster coat of this plus size womens costume come complete with a holster belt, collar, hat and two badges.
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It's a dirty job, but someone has to do it! Get the job done in style when you wear this Chimney Sweep Adult Mens Costume on Halloween. Black vest features an attached gray shirt front and comes complete with a matching hat.
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Ahoy, Matey! The Rustic Pirate Men's Costume will have you sailing above the rest this Halloween. Features a long-sleeved lace-up front shirt with a faux leather vest and chest belt, obtaining any treasure will be no issue for you.
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Go off the deep end and down the rabbit hole in The Mad Hatter Adult Womens Costume. You'll look so crazy it's sexy in this red tailcoat jacket with low-cut plunge at the chest, attached fake vest underneath, plaid petticoat skirt, matching gloves, bow tie and hat.
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Gather your posse on Halloween and ride out in this Round Em Up Cowgirl adult womens costume. The black vest of this womens cowgirl costume comes complete with a duster coat, holster belt, collar, hat and two badges. Find out why they call it the Wild West with this womens Halloween costume!
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You call all the shots at this circus when you decide to wear the Twisted Ring Master Adult Men's Costume. This tail coat features a black lapel and come complete with a shirt front and attached vest and bow tie, a cummerbund and pants with attached boot tops.


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Designed for CCTV applications, the EverFocus EDSR400H250 digital video recorder accepts 4 security cameras for recording and viewing and features duplex operation; the ability to record and playback all 4 cameras simultaneously. Running on a stable and reliable LINUX-based operating system, the EDSR400H250 records in the MJPEG format with recording speeds up to 60IPS and supports various time-lapse modes and frame rate resolutions, configurable to suit a variety of application requirements. A standard Ethernet connection enables viewing and control from anywhere on the network with a password authentication system protecting it from unauthorized use.
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Keep up the good work Riot!
another tower buff....
and turrets scale better?
wow, just wow
I love majority of the changes, however...
Nunu's ult still needs some love. He can RARELY get any dmg out of it, unless he breaks it early.
Warwick's ult still needs help too. There are too many things that negate it still.
If we can't fix his ult, can we buff some of his other moves?
Maybe add stealth detection to his Blood Scent?
Anyways, GJ RIOT!
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nm, figured it out.
Is the store open yet, or is that still in development?
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Did one of those client bugs include that annoying sound from Jax? PoP PoP Pop....
No new heroes, no working store, no new matchmaking options... really just stuff that should have been in a hotfix for Heimerdinger. Even then I doubt its enough of a nerf.
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MWC News: "We have met the enemy, and he is us."Submitted by phojes on Sat, 09/17/2011 - 14:43
Some of us were brought into political adulthood reading Walt Kelly's masterful creation, Pogo, the lovable character living in the Okefenokee Swamp of Georgia. From dialogue used in that comic strip, many were the quotes that attained temporary or even permanent fame, but one topped them all: "We have met the enemy and he is us." And Kelly's reference point was not only the environment but his belief that we are… all of us, responsible for our myriad pollution: public, private and political.
A quote that couldn't be more apropos to our times, and our resistance to accept that one fact which is just as important today as it was in a cartoon a half century ago. That resistance was experienced last Tuesday, September 13, during a quasi-debate among Republican contenders for the party's nomination to the presidential elections next year. Among the eight candidates on stage was (R) Rep. Ron Paul, a long time legislator and the baton carrier for the Libertarian wing of the Republican Party. Ron Paul is definitely not a politician in contention to represent his party given his criticism of the existing bipartisan foreign policy and his anti-war stance. And he knows it!
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