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Jets-Dolphins: First-Half TweetsPosted by on October 28, 2012 – 2:45 pm
Here are today's first-half tweets for Jets-Dolphins at MetLife Stadium, in case you missed them on Twitter. Follow Bob Wischusen, Eric Allen and me for our tweets during each Jets game on https://twitter.com/nyjets.
#RL Dan Carpenter FG from 33 yds gives MIA early 3-0 lead. Carpenter now 16-for-18 in career FG tries vs the Jets.
#RL Dan Carpenter FG from 33 yds gives MIA early 3-0 lead. Carpenter now 16-for-18 in career FG tries vs the Jets.
#RL Former Jet Jason Trusnik recovers Dan Carpenter onside kick. First opponents' onside KO recovery since Matt Prater @ DEN in '10.
#RL Robert Malone rocks 59-yd punt, marking 8th straight game he's had at least one 50-yd punt in a game.
#RL QB Ryan Tannehill has left quad injury, his return to this game is questionable. Matt Moore is in at QB for MIA.
#RL Jimmy Wilson blocks Robert Malone's punt, Olivier Vernon catches it in mid-hop in the end zone for TD and 10-0 MIA lead…
#RL Daniel Thomas 3-yd TD run, PAT makes it 17-0 MIA, 14:08 left 1st half. Largest MIA lead over NYJ since 21-3 in 2nd qtr in 2003.
#RL Joe McKnight has an ankle injury. His return to this game is questionable.
#RL Correction on opponents' blocked-punt-return TD: Last by Jets opponent was Albert Lewis of KC in 1986 playoff game.
#RL Dolphins lead 20-0. Jets have overcome 20-pt 2Q deficits only twice in their history: 1978 at DEN, 2000 vs MIA (Monday Night Miracle),
#RL Nick Folk from 35 yds out, kick is blocked. Last FG block by opponent: Yeremiah Bell as a Dolphin on Folk at MIA in 2010.
#RL Folk's 11-for-11 FG streak is over. Still ties franchise record for most consec FGs from start of a season that Folk set last season.
Tags: Calvin Pace, Dan Carpenter, Mark Sanchez, Miami Dolphins, Nick Folk, Olivier Vernon
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By jake on Oct 28, 2012 | Reply
This is a joke. Did the Jets forget to take the field?
By denis avagliano on Oct 28, 2012 | Reply
Please send me where to send a communication to the General Manager, Tannenbaum and owner, Woody Johnson. The Jets team is a total disgrace and as a ticketholder, we desserve a much better team and coaching staff.
By jake on Oct 28, 2012 | Reply
heads need to roll after this game. major changes need to happen. The crappy thing is I just bought tickets to the Jets/Seahawks game here in the Pacific Northwest. Looks like I'll be seeing a bust of a game. Sweet!
By kk on Oct 28, 2012 | Reply
Again a team not prepared, time for many changes starting from the top. I love Rex but he just doesn't get them ready on a consistent basis, Sanchez has to go, he's a back up at best. One week on three weeks off not good enough especially with the money they wasted on him. Where to go from here? Not sure but a total revamping is in order starting with the GM, Coach, QB, then go from there. This is just brutal to watch and they are KILLIN' Me!!!!!!
We should count our blessings that we don't have to watch this train wreck next week. Get ready for the excuses after the game. Oh we have to work harder, oh we have to look at the film and correct our mistakes, oh we have to play better. Enough time for changes!!!!!!!
By Joe on Oct 28, 2012 | Reply
ALL OFFSEASON i warned the JET DREAMERS LIVING IN AFANTASYLAND OF SB VICTORYS to come that this season WAS GOING TO BE BAD .Its now official THE TRAIN WRECK IS UPON US. Ron A ,Coach Danny i also told you guys that CHANGING A CORD OR COACH AT THE NFL LEVEL DOES ABSOLUTELY POSITIVELY NOTHING BECAUSE NO COACHING STAFF KNOWS MORE Xand Os than another AT THIS LEVEL .Player talent (ESP AT QB )WINS HERE BOYS .Hows coach SPARANO WORKING OUT FOR YOU GUYS 3-5 thats how
By Joe on Oct 28, 2012 | Reply
CONT With possibly THE WORST OFFENCE IN THE NFL
By Joe on Oct 28, 2012 | Reply
By Joe on Oct 28, 2012 | Reply
Rex SINCE THIS IS YOUR BEST TEAM YET CAN START WITH THE SUPER BOWL RESERVATIONS .Play like a Jet. I didnt come here to kiss Bellichicks Rings .I guarantee you the NY JETS WILL WIN THE SUPER BOWL .This aint the SAME OLD JETS .
By Charliejet on Oct 28, 2012 | Reply
I am just so beside myself – there are no words. Frustration?, anger?, disappointment? I am beyond those, because even those feeling show some kind of care for this team and organization instead, nothing, just nothing. I stuck by Mark Sanchez as best I could and there is a small part of me that knows it is NOT ALL him and let's be real it is not. Yet, he can't even throw a screen pass (some of the Miami defensive linemen were laughing and smirking at Sanchez) at one point. Pitiful, absolutely pitiful. It is very obvious this team was not prepared one bit. We don't know what goes on behind doors, but I am willing to bet Ryan kept telling these jets, how well they did against New England last week, and they came into this game so unprepared.
By Joe on Oct 28, 2012 | Reply
Untill we get a new regime in here THAT MAKE ITS DRAFT PICKS COUNT (ESP DRAFT AN ELITE QB )FORGET ABOUT IT .The reason we occupy a PERMANENT LIST OF THE MOST FUTILE NFL ORGANIZATIONS IS VERY, VERY, VERY SIMPLE =OUR PLAYERS ARE NOT GOOD ENOUGH .Rex can change LINE UPS ,CORDINATERS, ECT ECT and it AINT GOING TO DO A THING AS THE OVERALL TALENT ON THIS TEAM IS BOTTOM THIRD OF THE NFL (ESP AT QB THE MOST IMPORT POSITION IN THE SPORT)and the record reflects this Boys you cant make chicken salad out of um CHICKEN FEATHERS
By Joe on Oct 28, 2012 | Reply
Looking at ANOTHER DEBACLE IN SEATTLE 2 WEEKS FROM NOW Seattle lost today that combined with the PLAYING THERE FOR east coast teams is a COMPLETE NIGHTMARE HAS US At 3-6. LETS LOOK AT THE BRIGHT SIDE realistically (thanks to DAN CARPENTER after the first MIAMI GAME WERE AR 2-5 RIGHT NOW )
By Joe on Oct 28, 2012 | Reply
PS you GUYS GOT TO HEAR THIS I live in Monmouth Beach NJ After 4 pm today (DUE TO THE STATE OF EMERGENCY )no one can get into the town .My poor neighbor (SEASON JET TICKETS )cant even COME HOME BECAUSE HE WENT TO THE GAME The futility OF THE JETS IS NOW EXTENDING TO THEIR LOYAL FANS
By tom blackmon on Oct 28, 2012 | Reply
In what universe are Rex and Mark. At the post game news conference they must have been talking about another team.Maybe, Tebow is not the answer, but at least if they let him play we will know for sure. I think it's Rex's ego that's keeping Tim on the bench. Get over it Rex, it's not you, it's the team that counts and you're not thinking about them. And if it's not your ego, then why wasn't Tim given a chance in the fouth quater against the niners and today when both games were already lost. You guys need to thank God I'm not the owner because you both would be collecting unemployment benefits
By kk on Oct 28, 2012 | Reply
Where's Browning Nagle when we need him???? Sorry Mark ypu lost Eva and now you finally lost us. Time to pack up and head back to Cali. We've had enough of this nonsense.
By Raymond Carey on Oct 28, 2012 | Reply
Sanchez threw for an average pass of 5.24 yards. Yet he only completed 28 out of 54. He barely throws a completion 50% of the time and then he averages 5.24 yards. Shonn Greene averaged 5.1 yards per carry. Sanchez passing is just about the same as Greene's running. Time to face facts Sanchez is not and never will be an elite quarterback. He specializes in the 5 yard dink pass and only gets half of these complete. Then his press conference was unbelievable. "We moved the ball well in the 2nd half". Yeah when they were giving you the 5 yard passes because you were so far behind. I can't take it. Give me Mcelroy or even Tebow but get that pretty boy overpaid backup off this team or I'm taking up rooting for cricket!
By john sciandra on Oct 28, 2012 | Reply
scared to print wat i think,sanchez a backup at best,ryan scared to make changes because he might lose his job.An offense run, run, pass.sanchez holding on to the ball like its his baby.Rex ryan giving the oppenent to much credit,bla bla bla.give me a break.time to put tebow or mcelroy in and see what they got.The season just slipped away with that loss. Being a season ticket holder,im slippin away.
By Jet Fan Since '64 Tom on Oct 28, 2012 | Reply
Not preparing his team for key games, Charliejet, whether they're vs good teams or whether they're trap games, is one of Rex's most defining characteristics. For anyone to see this guy, who also has no eye for young talent and little eye for how to develop it, is a great HC is truly a joke.
By ELI RODRIGUEZ on Oct 28, 2012 | Reply
By 10and6jets on Oct 28, 2012 | Reply
I would be interested to hear some responses to this post: Watch the preseason highlights from 2012, comparing Tebow to Mark. My observations: Pocket breaks down 3rd and long-Tim shows great awareness, escapes the rush, makes a couple brilliant runs for 1st downs, crowd is pumped, and he is inspired. Mark looks lost, holds the ball, and gets sacked forcing 4th and long, defense gets momentum and JETS peel Mark off the ground looking discouraged. On screen passes: Tim throws a perfect screen to McKnight showing touch and picks up a first. Mark holds on to the ball too long, locks on to P. Turner, misses Powell who would have picked up a first on 3rd and long with a screen pass, and gets sacked…you know the rest.
By 10and6jets on Oct 29, 2012 | Reply
Mark and tim effectively have the same weaknesses: They both hold the ball too long, take too many sacks, as a result, lock onto their first read, are inaccurate, low comp. %. Similar strengths: Street-ball mentality (excel when plays break down), excel in high-pressure (4th qtr) situations, proven winners. The difference: Mark's short/fragile, Tim's big/strong. Mark struggles on 3rd and short, Tim excels, picking up several critical 3rd downs w/ his legs/game. Mark's uninspired, feeds teammates discouraging energy, exhibits no leadership ability, Tim ignites the crowd, inspires the players around him, and creates positive team momentum. Mark makes critical dumb decisions every game. Tim has neg. plays, but rarely has critical TO's.
By 10and6jets on Oct 29, 2012 | Reply
One last thing, watch the preseason highlight against Carolina. Tebow converts 3rd and 16 w/ brilliant run when receivers weren't open. The JETS are down by 5 w/ 8:30 mins. in 4th. Sanchez playing most likely would have led to sack/fumble game over, INT, or incompletion. Listen to what Chris Colinsworth says: (Crowd roaring, Al Michales laughing amusingly) "This is what the guy does, and he does it to everybody, and it seems like he waits until the 4th quarter to do it. You know, he has beat so many teams in the 4th quarter of ball games with crazy plays. He beat the JETS last year by getting to the outside and running in for a TD after their offense had done nothing!"
By 10and6jets on Oct 29, 2012 | Reply
Here's the truth: Tebow is not performing miracles. It's more practical a strategy than that. He outworks everyone, which is what Curtis Martin attributed all his success to during his HOF speech saying, "I just outworked everyone." Tebow doesn't "wait" until the 4th quarter, he tires an entire defense for 3 quarters until they are completely deflated by the 4th. Pass rushers are winded, DB's fall off of the receivers, Tim stays calm and collected in the pocket and shows no fear when the play breaks down, then he takes advantage with his legs and his arm. Each week yields these results and the team, O/D/ST, starts to believe. This is the Shonn Greene philosophy. and those two would make a fierce team trying to stop. Time for a change…
By scjoe on Oct 29, 2012 | Reply
Charliejet, I think the best way to express it is "Sanchez is NOT a part of the solution, that makes him part of the problem, a big part" His inaccuracy is just beyond words. You can't blame that on the o line, the WRs, the TEs the OC, or the backs. It is all on Mark Sanchez. A change needs to be made and it needs to be made now. How Rex can make a statement like "Mark will remain our starter, because he gives us the best chance to win," at his presser is beyond me.Remember Herm saving his job by switching to Chad? Think about that Rex.
By Jet Fan Since '64 Tom on Oct 29, 2012 | Reply
10and6, what you say about Sanchez and Tebow having similar weaknesses is the main reason I thought the Jets getting TT was nuts. What you say about TT showing better leadership skills than MS is why I say if you're not going to make a serious attempt to groom him to replace MS next yr, get rid of him ASAP. Raymond Carey, it's actually much worse than you say about Sanchez because while the game was a game, MS's stats were even more mediocre. He only got his completion % and total yardage up starting when it was 27-3 because MIA was letting him do anything, knowing we weren't going to come back to win.
By SCfromNY on Oct 29, 2012 | Reply
Well all my fears came to light and to paraphrase Denny Greene. "We are what we feared we were". I am tired of all the same excuses. We need changes. Of course they had a great week of practice they play themselves. Maybe they could get a HS team to scrimage for some competition. Now Tebow is even useless as a punt protecter. Spend 100% of time making him a RB or TE or trade him. And please stop his news conferences it was bad enough when there was some hope, now nothing. As I said Sanchez is turning into Jeff George without the great arm. He will NEVER be a leader or great QB he just can't play the position. Hoping for changes this Tuesday and the next Tuesday. Spicer seems to be taking longer to find a Sanchez positive.
By Viveca on Oct 29, 2012 | Reply
We're stuck with Sanchez for this year. To insert Tebow is just foolish. He has even more shortcomings than Mark. The mistakes the Jets has made over the years would be almost laughable if it wasn't so sad. The Soprano experiment is one of them. I didn't think anybody could be worse than Schotty, but of course we found one who was. Draft picks wasted…great players bypassed, Ed Reed available and we picked B. Thomas, Gronkowski, Hernandez were there for the taking, Heath Miller another example…remember when we had a chance to take W. Sapp and picked up a mediocre T.E.? The list goes on and on.
Why are we talking aboud ground and pound when we don't have any decent rbs?
By charliejet on Oct 29, 2012 | Reply
scjoe – well put. That is another way of looking at the Sanchez situation – geez this is soooooooo frustrating.When Sanchez was drafted, my first instinct was too soon, too fast. But Sanchez thought he was good enough and 4 seasons later, several million dollars richer, I don't feel sorry for this kid one bit, though I must say this organization set this kid up for failure on top of his limited college experience.
scjoe – I hear what you say bro.
By Jet Fan Since '64 Tom on Oct 29, 2012 | Reply
Because Rex knows nothing about offense and lives in a dream world of childish enthusiasm, Viveca, which are only two of the reasons he'll not only never be a great HC, he'll never be a HC again once we get rid of him. I agree with all your other pts, depressing though they are. Look on the bright side, the fact that we're not putting Tebow in shows we know he's an even worse pure QB than Sanchez, which opens the door to McElroy vs a high draft choice next yr. At this pt the people who can't see MS's many flaws must be the same people who think we're enjoying a robust recovery.
By Joe on Oct 29, 2012 | Reply
THINKING TEBOWS THE ANSWER IS A BIGGER JOKE THAN SANCHEZ HELLO John Elway (KNOWS A THING OR TWO ABOUT QUARTERBACKING GAVE HIM TO US) Elway didnt even want him as a backup to a 37 year old COMING OFF 2 NECK SURGERYS Elite QB win superbowls TO BELIEVE TEBOW HAS THAT ABILITY IS PURE FANTASY MANY on this site LIVE IN A FANTASYLAND OF SB VICTORYS TO COME AND IT AINT WORKED OUT TOO WELL FOR THEM
By scjoe on Oct 29, 2012 | Reply
Viveca, don't forget Ken O Brien when Dan Marino was still on the board. Or Al Toon when Jerry Rice was still on the board. That is the Jets MO! Unfortunate, but true.
By scjoe on Oct 29, 2012 | Reply
10and6jets, for the life of me, after watching Mark Sanchez for 3+ seasons now, with him showing absolutely no sign of progress, taking in to account his inaccuracy, his terrible decision making, his total lack of pocket presence, his total lack of situational awearness, his lack of leadership and muturity, I can't understand why the change to Tebow has not taken place already. That is by no means an endorsement for Tebow, it is more of a statement on Mark Sanchez.What is this FO thinking about? They have become the laughing stock of all sports franchises.
By kleckofan on Oct 29, 2012 | Reply
At the end of our last AFC Champ' season I believed that players did want to come here to play, now it's the exact opposite. They said FA avoided Miami over the last few yrs, we are now them. Not much sense in reiterating all the Sanchez shortcomings, what bothered me the most was the total lack of preparation for this game. My man Klecko on SCNY said he thinks Rex must've been telling our players how great they were in NE and "took his foot of the pedal" in terms of demanding results in practice. For the atmosphere of mediocrity to have spread to Westoff and our ST is alarming. Does anyone want to buy a signed Rex photo? How disappointing this has become, even in light of our history.
By Stevesc on Oct 29, 2012 | Reply
Scjoe, couldn't have said it better. You're right, Tebow is not the answer… Yesterday, Sanchez should have been benched, and Tebow allowed to play. Maybe a little spark would have lit a fire under this team. I knew the game was going to turn out this way as sure as the sun rises. I've tried to give Sanchez the benefit of the doubt, but I no longer can do so. You hit the nail on the head describing what he lacks as a qb. If Rex thinks he is the best option to win, then the Jets are not going very far. But, its not only Sanchez, it's the whole team. They're just plain lousy, period. Also, special teams lost the game yesterday regardless of how the offense played. The blocked punt for a td and the blocked fg made for a 10 pt swing
By kleckofan on Oct 29, 2012 | Reply
Ray Lucas used the word many of us have often used on here: "delusional" after Rex and Mark's post game interviews. Klecko, Lucas and Schein were incredulous as to the lack of preparation for this game. Schein said "this falls on Rex" repaeatedly, and he's right. This team must've been in much better shape when Mangini left than we realized; no way does Rex succeed otherwise.
Not to get all new world meditative, but 10and6 is right when he says Mark brings "discouraging energy" to his teammates. I've been saying for a long time how much I despise the constant dragging feet and hunched shoulders. After four yrs mark still looks like a shell shocked boy playing against men. It sickened me to see McElroy inactive again CONT
By Stevesc on Oct 29, 2012 | Reply
which would have made it a much closer game at the time. And anyone who doesn't think this team doesn't miss Revis, needs to have his head examined.
By kleckofan on Oct 29, 2012 | Reply
CONT what the heck are we thinking? Play him or get rid of him, same for Tebow.
If Mark gives us our best chance to win, then we have some horrible back ups.
Jake- I'm in the NW as well, decided after the first Fins game not to get tix for Seattle, why drive 4 hrs and spend the $?
Get Polian, get Gruden, get rid of most of what we have incl coaches
Keep Brick, Slauson(bu), Mangold, Howard(bu) Hilliard Hill,Kerley McK,Keller, Cumberland(bu) McElroy MoWilk,Ellis(2 or them), Coples(2soon2tell), DeDavis, HarrisMcIntyre, Folk, Malone, Cro&Revis(trade1or both for right price) Landry
Probably missed some ST guys that have heart.
By Jet Fan Since '64 Tom on Oct 29, 2012 | Reply
It's not that we don't need Revis, Stevesc, any team would. It's that we're not going to be serious playoff contenders while he's in his prime, so we may as well deal him and start thinking of the better team that we're going to field in 2-3 years…one with a new starting QB.
By ron alexander on Oct 29, 2012 | Reply
JOE, You posted twice today that I am one of the delusional fans here? Dude, get a clue! Just because I was not as negative & cynical as you were prior to the 1st pre-season game, please dont list me with Spicer,Karan & Danny in the "blind loyalty club!" I along with S.C.Joe,Tom64,JetBlue & others have been all over this organization concerning the product we have put on the field! Nobody here has been more critical of Tannenbaum than I have! I will grant you I was cool with giving M.S a fair chance to prove himself,but that ship has sailed! I am completely onboard with getting rid of the whole lot of them. Sanchez has not risen to the opportunity he was afforded.
By ron alexander on Oct 29, 2012 | Reply
S.C.Joe, great posts today! I especially loved your line about Kyle Wilson. After some of the klunkers Mark has had this year I thought it would be hard to beat the S.F game. Well, between the terriable interception,(not to mention 3 other passes he threw that were dropped by Dolphin defenders) plus the many passes that were overthrown,underthrown and behind the recievers, I truthfully dont know what to say? You guys know what I think about Tebow but I actually was hopeing he would get a shot in the 2nd half!
By rjb86 on Oct 30, 2012 | Reply
Great posts bout this game and about the sad condition of the new york jets. I have seen 8 championships from my favorite teams, the yankees, new jersey devils, and sadly the jets. Of course none coming from the jets. Someone mentioned earlier that this team is one of the most pathetic franchises in all of sports history and i have to agree 100% They certainly are the most depressing to watch week in and week out with their awful play. Im only 25 but seriously doubt i will ever see the jets win a title while im alive…


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Generally favorable reviews- based on 353 Ratings
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Sep 1, 2014Despite overwhelming praise for Anchorman over the past ten years, I still have little appreciation for this "comic" flick. Will Ferrell is Will Ferrell and nothing more. His unfunny antics are just as present here as they are in every other disappointing Ferrell flick.
Jul 29, 2014"Anchorman: The legend of Ron Burgundy" is a very solid comedy, in fact, it's very freaking funny, but in all honesty, it's not the greatest comedic driving film ive ever seen. The real overall-arcing problem i have with the film is how its really stupid and i honestly found the main character to be irritating, as well as the supporting acts, besides BRICK, brick is da best.
Overall i believe that Anchor man is a good time but in no means necessary a classic… Expand
Jun 19, 2014"60% of the time, it works every time."
Ah yes Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy i remember it took me a few years after the movie had been released to finally get around to watching it mainly because my friends had recommended it to me. Needless to say i freaking laughed so much at this movie with so many quotable lines and a amazing set of great comedy actors there was no doubt this movie was on the track to be a cult classic. It seems Adam McKay and Will Ferrell do every movie together as all five of McKay's movies have had Will Ferrell in them. This is easily Mckay's best movie but that's no shock because he hit magic with this movie as it really set off his career.
The movie follows Ron Burgundy (Will Ferrell) The famous lead anchorman for the highest-rated news station in San Diego. After the top bosses want more diversity in the workplace Ron's boss Ed Harken (Fred Willard) informs him and his team, field reporter Brian Fantana (Paul Rudd), Weather man Brick Tamland (Steve Carell), and sports reporter Champ Kind (David Koechner) that he has hired a new reporter Veronica Corningstone (Christina Applegate) which turns out to be the same woman Ron tired to hit on the night before at a party. After a couple of tries Ron finally gets Veronica to basically go on a date with him where she ends up falling for him and they soon start to date. After Ron is unable to deliver the news Veronica steps in and nails it which in turns leads to her becoming co-anchor.
Ron and the group hate this as it turns all the other employees against them and even to be made fun of by other news stations. After Veronica goes too far she gets Ron fired causing his life to become a mess but when duty calls Ron must redeem himself to retake his thrown as the best anchorman in San Diego. The movie has so many hilarious moments my two favorite being the major battle between all the news station, this is when we see a lot of cameos none funnier than Ben Stiller another great moment is the Jack Black part i lost it at those two parts the most and started to cry back when i had first seen it. Even though its lost some of its luster of the past years Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy still to this day stands as one of the best comedy movies of the 2000's also one of the most quotable movies off all time.
Overall i give it a 8.0 I would say the movie has a story but it really doesn't which honestly is amazing that a movie with literally no story can still be so great its because of that all star cast but also because of all the people who made cameos, Vince Vaughn, Tim Robbins, Ben Stiller, Jack Black, Luke Wilson, Seth Rogen, Chris Parnell, Fred Armisen, Danny Trejo, Paul F. Tompkins all were excellent.… Expand
May 21, 2014Some of the characters are kind of dumb. Brick is really not a normal guy in the movie. If he's dumb, I think he has autism. Well, the reason I gave some points because of the funny jokes and the plot.
Apr 26, 2014Anchorman is funny as hell, and it one of the more memorable straight up comedies. With great one liners and an actual story that isn't repulsive or ridiculously cliché it is hard not to enjoy.
Mar 19, 2014If you like Will Ferrell's "man child" comedy this is the best there is. During every scene I was laughing and although many events in the scenario were unreal and absurd somehow they were the exaggeration of the relatable. It has a specific audience I get it; if you are outside this group you would find this movie boring but in its genre this movie is nothing less than perfect.
Mar 9, 2014Saw the positive reviews and watched the movie. Was really disappointing, it's like a trash movie just for comedy, you should probably be high to enjoy it, ir I don't know, maybe it's just not my kind of humor, as even South Park/Family Guy has a higher standard.
Mar 7, 2014will ferrell is a good funny , cool dude . i love anchorman it is funny as **** . it will knock your shoes off . i got to go anchorman 2 as the better film then this one
Mar 4, 2014Hilariously absurd, and me being relatively new to Will Ferrell humour, it was incredibly unexpected. A light-hearted, pick-me-up film, but nothing groundbreaking.
Jan 29, 2014One of the best comedies ever made! Will Ferrell at his very best! This is one of those movies I will never get tired of no matter how many times I watch it
Dec 28, 2013This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. In typical Will Ferrell fashion, Anchorman combines childish and over-the-top humor with very crude and profane humor and delivers some really funny scenes. Where the film fails to deliver, however, is in anything remotely resembling a well developing plot. A anchorman is on top of the world, gets intimidated when his girlfriend becomes his co-anchor, gets fired for being an idiot, hits rock bottom, and then gets rehired after saving the day. There, that's the entire movie. The other 90 of the 94 minutes is the humor I was referring to. If you don't mind it, you'll find some laughs and probably find the film a worthwhile watch. If not, you'll likely wish you could get back that hour and a half. Personally, I find myself somewhere in the middle, but leaning more towards finding the laughs worthwhile. It's a good movie to watch and laugh at with friends, that's about it.… Expand
Dec 27, 2013A movie of epic ridiculousness, Anchorman is a comedy that has many peaks and valleys in its hilariousness. While many of the jokes do fall flat, there is no denying that this film goes to extraordinary lengths of stupidity to deliver them, which almost makes me admire it. If there is one thing Anchorman is not guilty of though it is not being memorable. Even the scenes I did not like as much still stuck in my mind, but luckily there were more good ones than bad that made this film well worth watching from start to finish.… Expand
Dec 20, 2013Gets better with every viewing one of the most quotable movies of all time. Will Ferrell is at his best, making you root for a character we really have no business rooting for.
Dec 20, 2013This movie is hilarious. I can't wait to see no. 2 in movies soon! I think steve did the best acting, but ferrel did do great acting too. WATCH IT RIGHT NOW
Dec 12, 2013I was expecting this to be a hilarious Will Ferrel driven film, but instead only had a few laughs and didn't hold up as well as I thought it would. Could have also made more use of the other characters.
Dec 4, 2013Really???
It seems like the intention of this movie is being an ironic comedy. But to do it, the director makes a retarded and bad movie with some nonsense things... It is a little strange for me to see a movie being intentionally bad. But that's what happened. I just laughed 2 or 3 times in the movie, and it was only because the scene was extremely retarded.
Not recommended at all.
Nov 13, 2013Ron Burgundy is the balls.
Anchorman with its raunchy, over the top characters, and brutally stereotypical screenplay; incredibly succeeds. If you do not laugh at this than you are honestly dark inside.
Nov 10, 2013Anchorman is definitely a funny movie: the jokes are there. Many quotes are memorable, and Steve Carrell is an improv genius. The middle does get a little slow and melodramatic, but the movie redeems itself in the end scenes that makes for a concise, raunchy comedy about working in the news.
Nov 2, 2013Officially cemented itself on my Favourite Comedies of All Time list. Ferrell is at his comedic best and the ensemble cast including a few uncredited cameos just bring it up even higher. Some lame jokes in one or two places that felt a little forced but ultimately, its a comedic excellence.
Aug 29, 2013One of the best comedies I've ever seen and probably the best with Will Ferrell. A lot of really funny jokes and perfect cast including some guest appearances by Jack Black, Ben Stiller and even Danny Trejo.
Aug 16, 2013You get it, or you don't, or you do and just don't relate anyway. Whatever the case may be, this sort of random, senseless comedy is a subgenre of comedic films that is just as often praised as it is ridiculed.
I find myself praising it more often than not, and particularly so when Will Ferrell is involved. The man is, quite simply, as adept at this style of comedy as anyone ever has been, and his strong and silly performance, alongside a terrific supporting cast, have made Anchorman a classic in my mind. It has provided me and my friends more quotable lines and good times than any other Ferrell flick, and we typically enjoy them all. The upcoming sequel seems to me, at least, to be Ferrell's way of doing justice to what he believes to be his finest film.
Just as important to making the film work is the rest of the Channel 5 News Team. Brick, Champ and Brian are pivotal in playing off of each other, taking advantage of somewhat predictable quirks and eccentricities with skill. Paul Rudd quickly became a comedy/dramatic comedy staple at the box office, and his work here, alongside Steve Carrell's slow-but-sweet portrayal of weatherman Brick Tamlan and the underrated Champ Kind (played by the also underrated David Koechner) round out the film, give it an identity with memorable characters and classic scenes.
The rest of the cast is stand-up as well, including Alicia Silverstone, who holds up strong as Ferrell's counterpart and vying anchorwoman Veronica Corningstone. It all comes together quite nicely cast-wise, and the writing..well, the writing is the best you're going to find in a quote/unquote "silly" comedy, where the story is just a foundation for the ridiculousness to flow off of.
Honestly, I can understand the strong disagreement when I say so, but in my mind, Anchorman is without a doubt one of the finest comedic films ever created. It is, much like Mr. Burgundy himself, the balls.… Expand
Aug 12, 2013In Anchorman first time director Adam McKay really makes the most of the fantastic talent at his disposal that includes the likes of Steve Carell, Paul Rudd and of course Will Ferrell as Ron Burgundy in what must surely still be his most memorable role to date. Never taking itself too seriously this is a movie that celebrates being ridiculously over the top yet always maintains a pinpoint sense of comic timing to keep the laughs coming.
A must see for fans of films like Austin Powers and The Hangover.… Expand
Jun 30, 2013I just don't know what to say. The first time I saw this, I didn't laugh. Then I watched it again, and I almost peed myself. This is arguably Ferrell's best film to date, no doubt a cult classic.
Jun 28, 2013There's no denying how funny this movie is. Just about every line is quotable due to how funny they are. In fact, there's a kid in my neighborhood who has, in fact, memorized just about every line in this movie. Every time he quotes Anchorman, I still laugh. I'm super pumped for the sequel.
Apr 6, 2013Will Ferrell and director Adam McKay teaming up was truly a brilliant. This movie really boosted Will Ferrell's career as a comedic actor. Not only that, but out of all his movies, this one is his biggest and most known role of his career. Anchorman was a hilarious slap-stick comedy. I do admit, it has stupid moments, but how can you resist the hilarious charm this movie has to offer. It also features an ensemble of funny actors like Paul Rudd, Steve Carell, David Koechner and Fred Wilard. But out of those actors, Steve Carell steals a bit of the show with his stupid charm. Overall, it's a hilarious screwball comedy done surprisingly right.… Expand
Jan 20, 2013This is a very funny movie, one of Will Ferrell's best. It also has tons of other hollywood funny men as either main characters or a hilarious cameo. There's really not much else to say, as you can see by the score it's a great comedy and one that I recommend.
Nov 28, 2012An unending tornado of irresistible hilarity, "Anchorman" represents the finest work Adam McKay and Will Ferrell have to offer.
Nov 9, 2012I appreciate sophisticated humor as much as the next guy. I do think that such humor is often the best. But that doesn't mean that I don't love the s**t out of some silly nonsense every now and again.
Nov 8, 2012Is there even an ounce of sense to it? No, none. But its downright hilarious and has a language of its own.
Oct 28, 2012I really can't fathom why a movie like this is popular. It's just Will Ferrell saying stupid things in a tone he considers to be comedic. If you can shut off your brain for 90 minutes, this might be enjoyable, but if you prefer to laugh at movies that are written with wit and intelligence, you might want to stay away from this one. It is one of the most overrated comedies of the 21st century, as well as one of the worst. I think this sort of act from Will Ferrell was popular when this movie came out, but now I think people are starting to get sick of it, and I can't imagine the sequel getting good reviews. I could find the same level of intelligent humor on Nickelodeon or The Cartoon Network, just not as crude. I wouldn't mind the crudeness if it were actually funny or clever, but this movie was far from that. I didn't laugh one time. I'd like to sit down with someone who found this movie funny, and ask them to explain the humor in every joke. Thinking about the jokes in a great comedy causes those jokes to flourish, and the value of the humor increases. Try to dissect each moment of purported humor in this movie, and you will truly find nobody home.… Expand
Aug 18, 2012For me, Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy is pretty much the funniest film of all time. It's an eternal classic that never gets old and has the type of quotes that stay with you for life and enter your daily vernacular. Get your friends round, watch this movie as a group... comedy heaven!
Jun 5, 2012Such a great film. I had no idea that San Diego was discovered by Germans.....Will ferrel stars as a Anchorman for Channel 4 news, he has a happy life living with his dog Baxter. Until a new woman journalist comes in. This film was funny, smart and well though through. Steve carrel was especially good in this film.
May 31, 2012Its much funnier than Talladega Nights and theres a better cast here. Will Ferrell has rarely been better and the story, while sloppy in its construction, is very memorable.
May 27, 2012Anchorman is a decent comedy. It has its moments, and sometimes you will laugh pretty hard. But, its pretty dull most of the times also. From Will Ferrell, I expected more but it is worth a watch at least once.
Apr 2, 2012Anchorman is an extrememely funny film with great acting by everyone. Through incorporating an array of different personalties into the film, it creates a pleasurable and enjoyable atmosphere. One of the best comedies in years.
Mar 31, 2012Will Farrell is always funny. In this he is hilarious. It is pretty inappropriate. Irections and much more. If you like dogs you will see one fall of a bridge.
Feb 29, 2012A ton of hilarious parts in the film but the last 45 mins or so were incredibly stupid and ruined the first half of the film for me. Its still a funny comedy though so I guess it makes up for it.
Dec 26, 2011Quite possibly the most quotable movie of all time. "They've done studies, you know. 60% of the time, it works every time." You don't have a sense of humor if you don't laugh in this.
Dec 12, 2011The movie starts off hilariously perfect but the last 45 mins or so of the film are just so terrible and poorly writting that it ruins the good experiance that you had before it. Far too long imo and that hurt the film big time.
Nov 30, 2011how the hell is this only a 7.1?! This was easily Will Ferells best movie and you people that comment with no sense of humor always screw it up! This movie was great btw. I say 10!
Sep 20, 2011Probably the funniest movie of the decade. Will Ferrell plays his funniest character to date. It just puts a stupid smile on your face. It has that unique quality of repeatably, where you can watch this over and over and not get sick of it.
Jul 27, 2011This movie is a perfect-to-watch-with-friends comedy. So perfect in fact, there wasn't a time where I wasn't at least smiling. It's humor is somewhat dated and slightly stupid, but it's actors carry it so well.
Jun 17, 2011A fantastic comedy film. It is incredibly funny, and well acted. The writing is brilliant, as is the premise. There are at least 7 moments for which I was laughing uncontrollably. It is easily the best collaboration between McKay and Ferrell, and a great movie all around.
May 19, 2011Adam McKay. Need I say more? This movie is my favorite comedy of all time. I loved every moment of it. Is it inappropriate, and crude humor? YES. Is it one of the most quotable movies of all time? YES. This (imo) is Will Ferrell's best film. I still watch it religiously. Should you see this movie? YES. But I am not you.
May 11, 2011The funniest film I have ever seen. Period. But my reviews should be longer, so... Will Ferrell excels here as egotistical News Anchor Ron Burgundy, in fact, the entire cast acts above and beyond, excelling as brilliant characters. But the breakout star of the film has to be the mentally challenged Brick Tamland, played by The Office's own Steve Carrell, delivering out a plentitude of hilarious lines ("I ate a big red candle", "Mm, I burnt my tongue", "Where'd you get those clothes, at the toilet store?") One of the most quotable films in movie history. If you picked a random line from this film, you can guarantee it's quotable, from the statistical ("60% of the time, it works every time"), to the insulting ("You're a smelly pirate hooker", "Why don't you go back to your home on whore island"), to the informative ("San Diego, discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diego, which of course in German means a whale's vagina") to the declarations of love ("I love Lamp") The film is rife with cameos, and not one of them feels out of place or like a cardboard cut-out. Be it Ben Stiller as Arturo Mendez, Spanish Anchor, Jack Black as a motorcyclist who won't draw the line at kicking dogs off bridges, Tim Robbins as an anchor who'll cut off arms and then calmly smoke a pipe or Danny Trejo, a bartender who'll offer sage words of advice (even if it goes unheeded) This film is responsible for one of my favourite ever film moments: The big fight between the news stations, which manages to escelate from an exchange of words, to the characters pulling out weapons (knifes, table legs, hand grenades), then in less than half a minute, there's a man on fire, men on horses, Brick killing a guy with a Trident and Luke Wilson getting an arm cut off. It sounds insane, but its one of those moments which must be seen to understand. If I could only recommend one film where you'd have a fun time laughing your ass off, it's Anchorman. You stay classy, Rotten Tomatoes, and thanks for stopping by… Expand
Apr 28, 2011A truly hilarious movie from start to finish. I must have seen this film at least 10 times and never have I found it boring. This is largely because Anchorman contains some classic quotes and great performances, with a large number of enjoyable cameos. The film never degenerates into a period where the laughs dry up, unlike many other Will Ferrell movies, and is a masterpiece of comedy.
Jan 18, 2011If you don't like Will Ferrell's style of comedy don't even give this one a try. If you do like his comedy then Anchorman is a must and is one of the funnier movies you will watch.
Oct 18, 2010Quotable and superb comedy. I'm not the biggest fan of Will Ferrel but this is one of the few movies where he pulls it out of the bag for me. 'Gonna find my baby,gonna hold her tight, gonna get some afternoon delight'.
Ferrell, of course, has his moments. But he doesn't have an engaging "center" as a comedian.
I can't help but feel that a funny movie was waiting to be unearthed amid all this self-congratulation and juvenile prankishness.


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