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…was a success. I woke up with two lighters in my bed. Not a man but definitely just as good. The life of a lighter. My girl Chanel says that should be a movie. It's her idea so don't steal it. To document all the hands it touches as it opens a beer, gets exchanged, borrowed, lost, stolen, chipped, and refilled.
Yesterday I met up with Ronnie for a coffee. We decided to sit at a table by the window. The shades were drawn because the sun was at eye level but it didn't take long for Ronnie to pull the string and raise them.
"I wanna be seen," he said as he looked out the window.
We sat there sipping on our iced mochas and catching up on nonsense when I noticed one of my regulars at the register. He's an ex-pastor from Georgia who came out of the closet and moved to California and now works as a manager at a high-end retail store on Rodeo Drive. He's a muscular mother fucker with guns like a tree trunk. At first he didn't recognize me as I had my hat pulled down. After a double take he came over and said hello. Seeing any regular outside of work is like getting walked in on by your brother while masturbating. Awkward but not the end of the world (that's reserved for when your mother walks in on you).
I told him that I was grabbing a quick coffee and then zipping over to the mall to do some shopping before they closed. I wanted to buy a new shirt for Boys Night Out because I've been wearing the same damn shirts for the past year. I have a tendancy to wear my clothes until they disintegrate.
He looked at me sideways and said, "The mall? What are you a teenage girl? Who shops at the mall?"
Ronnie, still looking outside, said, "Poor people."
"And apparently 30 year-old gay men. Wow, the same exact demographic that watches The CW Network. No wonder there's always adds for their shows there," I said as I sucked up the last chunks of ice from the bottom of my plastic cup. The truth is I didn't want to spend any real money (cash or debit) so my only other option was credit and the only card I have that I'm willing to rack up right now is my Macy's card.
By the time I got to the mall I only had 45 minutes to shop. I raced through the shirts looking for something in medium. I'm normally attracted to anything baby blue but this time I found myself collecting anything black and gray. On the way to the fitting room I grabbed a few pairs of jeans just in case. The motion light flicked on as I entered the fitting rooms. The loud speaker crackled and a voice said, "Attention all shoppers. Macy's will close in 15 minutes." I ripped off all my clothes and started trying things on and spinning in the mirror. I tossed all the ones that said, "No way, it shows my love handles," on the floor. All the ones that said, "Maybe, as long as I don't eat Italian," went on the bench. And the one that said, "Hell yeah, I like sports," got hung up on the door.
I was happy for finding something in such a short amount of time. As I bent over to pick up my pants, I caught a glimpse of myself in the mirror. I was wearing only my underwear and a pathetic pair at that. There were holes where the cotton was falling from the elastic and they drooped like a soiled diaper, just like my father's used to. I stood there examining myself in the mirror, wondering if Ronnie was right… Then I stuck out my butt and wiggled it like the Charmin Bear and said, "Eat it," and giggled.
I can't wait to wear my new shirt tonight!
Last week I went to a friend's birthday dinner at a sushi restaurant. By the time I got off work, took a spritzer (shorter than a shower, just enough time to splash the major holes and jump out), and zipped through L.A. traffic I arrived just as everyone was ordering their entrées. I weaseled my way in at the end of the 20 person-table. At the other end, unbeknownst to me, was a guy the birthday girl had invited as a possible hook up for me. He and his friend left as the bill was being paid and I never had a chance to meet him. When my friend told me what was going on I asked her, "Why didn't he say hello?" She said that he told her that I wasn't his type. He said, "I want a guy who likes sports." Say what?!
Where did he get off saying that I didn't like sports? From the way I was dressed? I was wearing a blazer over a nice button up that was tucked into a fancy pair of jeans. Something I've seen a million professional athletes wear to charity events. Maybe he thought I wasn't athletic after my performance during Sake Bombs. I must have placed the chop sticks too closely together because when I slammed my fists on the table to knock the shot of Sake into the beer, it got stuck on the side and I had to sip it instead of chug it. I always have bad luck like that but it doesn't mean I can't throw a football or shoot a basketball. Maybe it was because I gave another gay two kisses on the cheek when we greeted eath other. But shit, that's about as equivalent as a quarterback slapping the running back's ass when they score a touchdown.
Yeah, I fucking hate sports (except when I'm watching Mark Sanchez) but he didn't know that. I never told him and he never asked. I'm so petrified of being rejected that it's crippling me from finding a date but it seems that I'm getting rejected even when I'm not trying. Fuck it, this proves that there's no point in stressing out about rejection because it's one of those things that's gonna happen whether I like it or not.
My married friends from Vegas are visiting. They said this is their last trip out here before they settle down. They've said this the last four times they"ve visited. It's just so scary taking that next step in life, especially if it means giving up our freedom. But we'll be experiencing this even when we're 70 and at the DMV and they're revoking our license because we can't pass the eye exam. We just got to let go and move on.
So that brings me to the next topic. I write for my friends so I value their opinion when it comes to what's interesting and what's not. They're my "ask box." After hearing what they liked about my blog, I ASKED for their opinion on what things they thought were ridiculous. My friend looked me square in the eyes and said, "The Mississippi Pool Boy… What is that all about?" I thought about it for a second and then said, "It's entertaining and fun. I do it just to feed the hungry." She said, "Let 'em starve." Must value her opinion.
Remember that annoying girl in high school who was always pissing people off because she'd give her opinion when it wasn't asked for and her only defense was, "What? I'm just being honest." I wanted to smack the shit out of that girl.
Well, last night I was THAT girl. I'd like to blame it on the sangria but then I'd be acting like that OTHER girl who never took responsibility for her actions and she's just as annoying. But you know what's really annoying? The fact that I'm 30 and still comparing myself to a teenage girl.
I constantly have to remind myself that just because I think I know how someone should live their life, that doesn't mean that's how they're going to live their life. And it certainly doesn't mean that I should voice my opinion about it. If Dad was around today he'd grab me by the shirt and say, "Worry about yourself." I'd scream, "Daaaad! You're so embarrassing," and then run to my room, slam the door, and cry on my pillow and think about how he was totally right. Ugh, the life of a teenage girl is so exhausting.
Last night I met up with Ed and his friend Lizzie to see a play at the Pico Playhouse in which one of her friends was involved. Gotta support the community.
When I wasn't nodding off (it was late and I've been working crazy hours and I'm old and it was past my bedtime and ZZZzzz) my brain was working extra hard to imagine what the people on stage did in real life. Amateur theatre is reserved for a select group of actors. They're hard working and more disciplined than the hot guy who's waiting to be discovered while perusing the aisles of Target. They're aware that building your resume is a proper and necessary step in becoming an actor; that it doesn't just happen by luck. Most importantly, they're aware that they're probably not gonna make it big. So what are they doing during the day to
distract themselves from reality make money because this non-paid theatre gig is definitely not covering their iPhone bill.
Is Man #1 driving his dented, '94 Corolla to a shitty serving job where he's gonna have to fight the urge to drink during his shift and then bounce out early to stop off at his friends house to smoke a joint before going to rehearsals? Is Woman #3 waking up early to go to the gym to run on the Elliptical for 30 minutes before starting her long day as a personal assistant, where she'll have to eat lunch (a soggy peanut butter and banana sandwich she made that morning) in the car on the way to pick up some bitch's dry-cleaning? Is Man #2 walking dogs in the morning and then jumping on the bus to take a 2-hour journey over the hill into Hollywood where he's got an audition for a nationally televised commercial (which if gotten, would guarantee him a fat check that could cover his next batch of head shots)?
Imaging what struggling actors do in their real lives is so much more entertaining to me than watching what's happening on stage.
When I was 12, Uncle Stan took me and my 2 brothers (one was a year older than me and the other a year younger than me) to the ballet. We saw The Nutcracker. It was amazing and I still remember how warm the snow scene felt. So after the show we went to the grocery store to buy ice cream. My younger brother got separated from the group and we all had to go searching for him. Uncle Stan walked from produce to bread, looking down every aisle. He reached aisle 14 and that's when he saw Baloney at the other end, all by himself and in his own world, doing pirouettes.
I love him so much! I'd like to take credit for the carefree behavior he exhibited that day. You know the rule: the younger brother always has to play/do what the older brother decides. Well, I subjected him to a lot of things while growing up, like dance classes and once-a-week viewings of "Pretty Woman." He can still recite every line with me! Now and days, his wife and I like to joke around with him about all the things I'd make him do that my other brothers wouldn't and how it's shaped him into the well rounded and open minded human being he is today.
We pulled up to a canary colored, two story house with bars on the windows and a front lawn that hadn't been watered since the Rodney King riots. We knocked on the metal screen door and the noise rattled through the neighborhood, waking the Doberman pincher next door and sending it into a barking fit. The door opened and a Ving-Rhames-looking dude peered out from behind it.
"Who do you know?" he asked in a deep voice.
"Rodney," Nathan said.
He opened the door and let us in. Everything was dark inside, literally and figuratively. The crowded house had a thick cloud of smoke lingering at eye level. The men were all dressed in pinstriped suits and violet hats while the women wore revealing mini-skirts and 6-inch heels. Gold reflected off necks and fingers and teeth. It was nothing like the Pimps and Hoes parties I used to go to at the Alpha Phi Omega house in college, this shit was real. But for some reason I felt completely comfortable. Maybe it was because I was so consumed with the idea that I was about to suck cock for the first time that I could care less where I was.
We met the owner of the house. His name was Marvin. He was an older gentleman in his early 60's and had a nose so thick and bulbous that it looked like the crust of a DiGiorno pizza. After a few minutes of talking, he led us upstairs to a room. He opened the door and said, "Here you go," and we filed in. He closed the door and left.
Wasting no time, Karla took off her top and let her puppies inhale the stagnant air. She then took off my shirt and then Nathan's. I could see my heart beating out of my chest. It didn't take but 5 minutes before we were all sitting butt naked on the bed. I remember, for a quick second, looking at the quilt strewn across the foot of the bed and thinking, "Was that a flea that just jumped?" but quickly forgot about it the minute Karla said, "I wanna see you two kiss."
As I leaned in I thought, "Holy shit! Holy shit! Holy shit! This is it! I'm about to kiss a guy." Our lips touched and we gave a quick peck. We pulled away and then Karla grabbed our heads and pushed them back together. The first thing I felt was his stubble. It was rough against my soft skin and I liked it. Our tongues formed knots and it wasn't long before our hands were caressing each other's heads. I could feel tiny electrical shocks shooting through my body. Nathan and I were so enwrapped in the moment that we hadn't noticed that Karla weaseled her way between us and was giving us hand jobs.
Things got really dirty really quickly. We all rotated from person to person, kissing and sucking and rubbing. At one point, Nathan was standing on the bed getting a blow job by Karla as she was laying half way off the bed receiving oral pleasure by me. That's when I heard the door handle jiggle. On all fours with my ass cheeks to the door, I looked over my shoulder and saw Marvin poking his head in.
"Eat. Dat. Pussy," he said in a low, stern voice.
"You got it," I said and then put my face back into Karla's crotch. We were all rolling on ecstasy and drunk as skunks, so a little voyeurism didn't bother us. Marvin watched for a second and then left. We continued like there was no interruption. 15 minutes later the door handle jiggled. It was Marvin, AGAIN. By this point we could care less about him; if he was going to get naked and join in then great otherwise we weren't interested. Suddenly he started to whimper and pout. His bottom lip quivered.
Annoyed, Karla took the dick out of her mouth and said, "What's the matter Marvin?"
My boy Stanley (we're close like that now) was telling me about his first sexual experience with another male. He was 12 when he fooled around with the 14 year-old neighbor boy. I can't imagine what it'd be like to explore at that age, especially with the same sex. I thought that only happened in Mexico. He and the neighbor ended up having camp outs in the backyard every other weekend where they'd do sicky things.
Then it was my turn:
I was 22 and working as a host at a restaurant. I was young and doe-eyed and untouched, which drove the female staff to throw themselves at my Bambi ass. I'd constantly turn them down, knowing damn well that I really wanted to get rammed by the take-away boy Damien. However, there was one girl who was persistent and wouldn't take no for an answer. Her name was Karla.
She was a second generation Latina from El Salvador and full of fire. She stood at a respectable 5'3'' and had curves (a nice way to say short and stumpy). Standing next to each other we looked like Rocky and Bullwinkle. She had these giant double D implants that were part of the major reconstruction she was undergoing in order to get a full spread in Playboy, a dream of hers since she was a little niña. The poor thing was always on a diet as a result of editors constantly turning her down because she, "needed to lose just a little more of that baby fat." I could never figure out if that meant weight that she was still carrying from childhood or weight that she got from carrying a child? Karla, after all, was a mover and a shaker. Life's obstacles didn't get in her way. She was determined and always got what she wanted, which is the type of woman who'll either force a closeted gay man into marriage OR be the one who pushes him into exploring his sexuality and coming out of the closet. Thankfully, mine was the latter.
We had been "dating" for about 2 weeks when things got serious once she told me that she was bi-sexual and followed it with, "and I think you are too." My response was, "Sure." That was the first time I had ever acknowledged my sexuality out loud. Being the freaky go-getter she was, Karla wasted no time in finding us a 3rd party. She scoured the dance floor and every smoker's patio, private cabana, and bathroom stall in sight for a possible candidate. After an hour of intense hunting, she finally found one.
His name was Nathan and she met him while bumming a cigarette. He was tall and had peach skin and wore plain clothes. He had a natural, sexy type of build that you get from riding a bicycle everywhere or lifting heavy panels on the construction site. He was handsome but completely unaware of it, which meant he was from L.A. Only out-of-towners are aware they're handsome because some nobody from their small town stopped them one time in the grocery store and said, "You should be a model," so they took their advice and moved to L.A.
After getting to know each other over a few cocktails laced with ecstasy, we all agreed that we were interested in taking this new friendship to another level. Nathan suggested that we go to an after party he heard about through another guy he met earlier that night and that's where we could probably find a room. "Just follow me," he said as he jumped in his car and sped off. Karla and I followed dangerously close behind. It seemed like we drove forever. I watched as the lawns turned from lush and green to dry and brown. When we turned onto Crenshaw Blvd, I looked at Karla and said, "Where are we?" With her eyes crossed and head bobbing, she muttered softly, "I think we're in Compton."
Life is easy. Life is hard. Life is birth. Life is death. Life is polite. Life is vulgar. Life is up. Life is down. Life is lite. Life is heavy. Life is long. Life is short. Life is a lot of things. If it were just one thing we'd all be bored.
When was the last time I snooped? I think it was when I was 8 and my brothers and I would search through the clothes in my parent's closet hoping to find money. Too young to realize we were poor, we'd only ever end up finding gum wrappers, spare buttons, and if we were lucky a paper clip. A paper clip had a lot of value because not only was it shiny like a coin but it could also be used as a poking device when torturing your younger brother.
Other than that, I've never really snooped. I'm not a fan of it. I'll definitely observe what's on the surface but I'll never open/search through something without permission. I know people who live off snooping and sure enough they're always finding something upsetting. I don't see the intrigue with searching for upset. But if you are a snooper, you must live by the cardinal rule: NEVER use what you find against someone. Keep that shit to yourself until it eats you alive.
I gave Uncle Stan the password to my computer yesterday in case he wanted to check the Internet or watch a DVD while I was at work. Somehow he "stumbled" upon a video I had made last week when I was drunk. It was of me playing a voicemail from him and then discussing how I thought 10 days was too long but that I had to stop being a little shit and just get over it and accept the fact that maybe part of the process of getting into heaven was by having your gay uncle stay on your couch for 2 business weeks. I never posted it because it just didn't work.
That night when I got home, he was acting strange. I knew something was up. Every time I asked him a question he'd say, "Why do you care?" It was a little uncomfortable. I told him that I was hoping that during this trip he'd be able to pass along some wisdom, you know, about being gay. That's when he said, "Well, I saw your drunk video and it doesn't sound like you want wisdom from me." I immediately flashed back to 8th grade when Becky Santucci ran to the bathroom crying because Danny Stevenson called her a slut. Drama amongst gays never ceases, no matter how old you are.
In a split second, shit got real. If I've learned one thing about a secret being exposed, it's that you must be as honest as possible from that point on. No beating around the bush or sugar coating excuses. So I told him everything YOU already know (which isn't fair that you knew before him… I'm still trying to figure out what I should/n't and can/'t say with this whole lifestyle-blog shit). How we've never had a real relationship and that it was awkward for me to have him here for so long and that I've never really been keen on building a relationship with him but was willing to try. He said he had thought about leaving the second after watching the video (which made me feel like a monster). He was hurt and embarrassed that I acted like our relationship was a joke.
We talked for hours and hashed out a lot of issues that have been affecting our relationship. In the end, like two rational adults, we agreed that we weren't going to pretend that everything was hunky dory but we also weren't going to let this effect the growth of our relationship. He's not getting on a plane quite yet and I couldn't be happier. I'm also changing the password to my computer…


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NYC Parks Events Calendar
Get up, get out, and do something! Just about any day of the year, you can find something fun, informative, and healthy to enjoy at an area park. Feel free to browse the listings below, or use the search tools to find an event that matches your interests and location.
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Saturday, May 31, 2014
Crochet Two-Color Easy Open Mesh Beach/Market Bag
at Poe Park Visitor Center (in Poe Park), Bronx
10:00 a.m.–11:00 a.m.
Category: Arts & Crafts
CANCELLED: Tunisian Crochet Beginners
at Poe Park Visitor Center (in Poe Park), Bronx
10:00 a.m.–11:00 a.m.
Learn basic Tunisian (Afghan) crochet. Make a pot holder. Materials required: One skein light colored worsted weight (#4) yarn #H crochet hook
Category: Arts & Crafts, Education
CANCELLED: Shape Up NYC: Aerobics
at Poe Park Visitor Center (in Poe Park), Bronx
10:00 a.m.–11:00 a.m.
A low intensity workout that uses easy-to-follow dance steps to improve heart health and tone the body.
It's My Park Day in Randall's Island Park!
at Icahn Stadium (in Randall's Island Park), Manhattan
10:00 a.m.–2:00 p.m.
Volunteers are needed to restore and maintain the wetlands in Randall's Island Park.
Category: Volunteer, It's My Park Day
Wave Hill Family Art Project: Moving Forest
at Wave Hill House (in Wave Hill), Bronx
10:00 a.m.–1:00 p.m.
Join visiting artist Virva Hinnemo as she creates a child-sized forest with movable parts out of cardboard and tempera paint.
Category: Arts & Crafts, Nature, Kids
CANCELLED: It's My Park Day at Red Hook Recreation Center
at Red Hook Recreation Center (in Red Hook Recreation Area), Brooklyn
10:00 a.m.–2:00 p.m.
Join the Friends of Red Hook Recreation Center to paint benches and perform a general clean-up of the grounds surrounding the Recreation Center.
Category: Volunteer, It's My Park Day
It's My Park Day at Washington Square Park
at 5th Avenue and Washington Square North (in Washington Square Park), Manhattan
10:00 a.m.–12:00 p.m.
Washington Sq Park Conservancy volunteers will be doing a spring clean and working on edging lawns and mulching planting areas.
Category: Volunteer, It's My Park Day
It's My Park Day at Mosholu Gully
at Mosholu Parkway and Webster Avenue, Bronx
10:00 a.m.–12:30 p.m.
Help plant annuals, paint the white pillar tops along Mosholu Parkway and Webster Avenue, and pick up trash in the surrounding area.
Category: Volunteer, It's My Park Day
Red Hook Food Vendors
at Ball Field #1 (in Red Hook Recreation Area), Brooklyn
10:00 a.m.–7:00 p.m.
Since 1974, the Red Hook Food Vendors have been serving the most authentic and traditional foods from Latin America in New York City. Named after its location--one of Brooklyn's…
Category: Food
Shape Up NYC: Zumba Toning
at McDonald Park House (in McDonald Playground), Staten Island
10:30 a.m.–11:30 a.m.
Zumba is a fusion of Latin, International and popular music dance themes creating a dynamic, exciting, effective fitness system!
Category: Fitness
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25 Team Blogs You Should Be Reading
So you are a die-hard fan? More than likely you go beyond the standard coverage of your local newspaper, and seek out team blogs to get the latest on your favorite team. Here are 25 MLB team blogs that you do not want to overlook. Some of them provide better coverage than you'll find in your local paper. Others like "The Apple" just make stuff up about the New York Mets that isn't true, but it is always entertaining. Read through the list (in no particular order) and find out what you may be missing in the MLB blogosphere.
Atlanta Braves – Tomahawk TakeJeff and his team over at www.tomahawktake.com keep you up to the minute on the Atlanta Braves. With several writers on staff, you'll get the news but delivered in a way that is entertaining and upbeat. Get the latest on injuries, videos of the players, and even coverage of the up and coming talent. Any true Braves fan would love this site.
Follow them on Twitter as well.
Do New York Mets Believe Shaun Marcum Can Defeat Atlanta Braves?
Starting pitcher Shaun Marcum got roughed up in his long awaited debut with the New York Mets. The right-hander has allowed earned runs in both outings this season, and has shown zero confidence on the mound. Does New York actually believe Marcum is capable of quieting the bats of theAtlanta Braves Friday night?
Marcum has posted a 0-2 record with a 7.94 earned run average, four strikeouts, three walks and a .409 opponent's batting average in 5 2/3 innings this season. Even though his numbers have been horrendous, the Mets really have no choice but to send him out on the mound.
New York is paying Marcum $4 million (plus incentives) this season to be a starting pitcher. Not to mention, he is the next man up in the rotation. They could bring someone else up from the minors to take his spot, but it would be foolish for the Mets not to give him more than one start to prove himself.
Did Justin Upton Have the Best April in Atlanta Braves History?
The Atlanta Braves acquired Justin Upton to be a driving force in the heart of the lineup in 2013. That is exactly what he was over the season's first month.
Slugging his way to the major league lead in home runs, Upton has established himself as a early candidate for National League MVP. In doing so, he put together one of the best April stat lines of any Braves player since the club relocated from Milwaukee,prior to the 1966 season.
Initially, it seemed that Upton had to be putting together the best April ever by an Atlanta player.
After all, there was not an abundance of Braves hitters in recent memory who were leading the majors in home runs and slugging percentage, while powering the offense of a first place club.
Thursdays Atlanta Braves Minor League Recap
Scranton/WB RailRiders 4, Gwinnett Braves 1
- Todd Cunningham CF – 1-3 2B(3), BB, .255 Avg
- Brian McCann C – 1-4 RBI, .250 Avg
- Joey Terdoslavich RF – 3-4 .333 Avg
- Sean Gilmartin 6.2IP 4H 3R 2BB 6K 2.70 ERA
Sean Gilmartin carried a no-hitter into the sixth inning but surrendered three runs in the frame before exiting with two outs. Only Joey Terdoslavich was able to muster more than one hit on the offensive side of the ball and Todd Cunningham had the only extra base hit. The Braves actually outhit the RailRiders (this is really their name?) 7-5 but they just couldn't get the hits with men on base. Brian McCann also made his first rehab appearance with Gwinnett and it looks like he could be back within a week.
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It is of paramount importance to realize and harness the benefits of social media to boost morale, support and camaraderie across nations and peoples, but there are also consequences to what is said, thereby adding on additional monitoring pressure for the athletes and organizational bodies involved. This brings to fore questions about freedom of speech and accountability for one's actions. The US Olympic Team for example, has issued strict guidelines for athlete's use of social media during the summer games.
Social media has also taken flight in terms of its application by marketers, advertisers and the IOC itself. For the opening ceremony, director Danny Boyle crafted an entire segment of the show to the connective powers of social media in the digital internet age.
Here in the US, official broadcaster NBC focused alot on the social aspect of the games with daily hashtag recaps and trending topics shared by social media correspondent, Ryan Seacrest. Advertisers such as Nike and Twitter have taken to TV ads to help bridge the divide between old and new media, of extending the experience of the telecast out of the box tube and into the daily social life. Commercial featuring hashtags tied to the preceding or upcoming sporting events enabled viewers to follow the conversation in real-time and to extend the conversation out of the predetermined telecast.
On the grounds, the iconic London eye was transformed into one large mood-ring. Tweets were filtered, collected and attributed color codes depending on the mood that they were projecting. The colors go from yellow (positive) to purple (negative) and green (neutral). These colors were used to change the color of the London Eye, giving viewers an effective barometer of the social sentiment surrounding the games on a daily basis.
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The History of Infidelity
When most people hear the word infidelity, they think of someone cheating on his or her marital partner, more commonly known as having an affair or being unfaithful. The word infidelity actually comes from the word infidel, which means someone who has betrayed or been unfaithful to their religion. It can also simply mean someone who generally lacks faith. Over time, infidelity began to take on a new meaning, and rather than meaning one who has lost his or her faith, it has become symbolic of one who has is not faithful to their spouse or lost faith in their marriage. Today it is typically termed for someone who has been disloyal to their spouse, usually sexually, and is used interchangeably with terms like adultery, affair, being unfaithful or simply cheating on your spouse. In some countries, particularly those within Asia and the Middle East, infidelity is considered a very serious crime. Several centuries ago, this crime was punishable by death, either by public stoning, hanging, or worse. Today, it is still considered illegal in many areas of the world, and even in some areas of the United States.
The word infidelity is synonymous with the word adultery, which is forbidden according to the 7th rule in the Ten Commandments as set forth by God. The Christian religion in particular looks down upon infidelity. Today, infidelity is one of the number one leading causes of divorce worldwide. Since the time of the Holy Bible, infidelity has been mentioned. Abraham and Jacob were both written about in the Bible as being unfaithful husbands. This dilemma has been going on for thousands of years, and it seems as though it may never cease. The desire for one who is married to be with another person seems to be a problem that history has accepted, and the modern world has learned to live with. It's much easier said than done when you are the spouse of the one who has been untrue.
Infidelity has been written about in literature for many centuries. From the classic plays of William Shakespeare, to the modern works of Arthur Miller, cheating husbands and wives give creative artists much more ideas to develop drama and fodder for exciting plots. Movies have always used infidelity as a way to create an exciting film, and often murder or other devious deeds ensue. For those who feel they may have been betrayed, hiring a private investigator is always an option. This gives the other person the chance to "catch their partner in the act," so they will have some proof if or when they need to present this information to the courts. Infidelity almost always grants the victim the benefits in divorce cases. Therefore, enlisting the help of a private investigator can be helpful when trying to obtain proof of the assumed cheating.
Lust and longing can create problems when your partner is looking in the other direction and having thoughts about someone else. Unfortunately, infidelity has been in existence as long as humanity has, and it's something that some people must deal with. For those who have become victims of infidelity, it's good to know there are people who can assist you in getting your life back on track. With the help of private investigators, lawyers, friends, and family, anyone who has had to deal with infidelity can get through the difficult time and hopefully come out with the upper hand.
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In 1833, Eugène François Vidocq, a French soldier, criminal and privateer, founded the first known private detective agency, Le bureau des reassignments (Office of Intelligence) and, again, hired ex-cons. Official law enforcement tried many times to shut it down. In 1842 police arrested him in suspicion of unlawful imprisonment and taking money on false pretenses after he had solved an embezzling case. Vidocq later suspected that it had been a set-up. He was sentenced for five years with a 3,000-franc fine but the Court of Appeals released him. Vidocq is credited with having introduced record-keeping, criminology and ballistics to criminal investigation. He made the first plaster casts of shoe impressions. He created indelible ink and unalterable bond paper with his printing company. His form of anthropometrics is still partially used by French police. He is also credited for philanthropic pursuits – he claimed he never informed on anyone who had stolen for real need.
After Vidocq, the industry was born. Much of what private investigators in the early days was to act as the police in matters that their clients felt the police were not equipped for or willing to do. A larger role for this new private investigative industry to was to act as sudo law men, particularly when dealing with labor and employee issues. The wealthy found that the need to help control large numbers of workers who had developed new ideas as a result of the French Revolution and the freedom of men did not sit well with the wealth resource owners. Some early private investigators were nothing short of mercenaries and or professional military companies helping private entities with problems that could be solved with force or the show of force, usually in foreign countries.
In the US, the Pinkerton National Detective Agency was a security guard and detective agency, established in 1850 by Allan Pinkerton. Pinkerton had become famous when he foiled a plot to assassinate then President-Elect Abraham Lincoln. Pinkerton's agents performed services which ranged from the equivalent of both a private military contractor to that of security guards. During the height of its existence, the Pinkerton Detective Agency had more agents than the standing army of the United States of America, causing the state of Ohio to outlaw the agency, due to the possibility of its being hired out as a "private army" or militia.
During the labor unrest of the late 19th century, businessmen hired Pinkerton guards to keep strikers and suspected unionists out of their factories. The most notorious example of this was the Homestead Strike of 1892, where Pinkerton agents ended up killing several people by enforcing the strikebreaking measures of Henry Clay Frick, (acting on behalf of Andrew Carnegie, who was abroad). The agency's logo, an eye embellished with the words "We Never Sleep" inspired the term "private eye.
Pinkerton agents were hired to track western outlaws Jesse James, the Reno brothers, and the Wild Bunch including Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid.
It was not until the prosperity of the 1920s that the private investigator became a person accessible to the average American. With the wealth of the 20s and the expanding of the middle class came the need for middle America.
Since then the private detective industry has grown with the changing needs of the public. Social issues like infidelity and unionization have impacted the industry and created new types of work, as has the need for insurance, and with it insurance fraud, criminal defense investigations, the invention of low cost listening devices and more.
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This article is about the act of adultery. For the music album, see Adultery (album).
Adultery is voluntary sexual intercourse between a married person and one who is not his or her spouse. Some legal jurisdictions have defined it as "crime against marriage", as opposed to infidelity.
Although the definition of "adultery" differs in nearly every legal system, the common theme is outside of marriage, in one form or another.
For example, defines an adulterer as a person who "engages in sexual intercourse with another person at a time when he has a living spouse, or the other person has a living spouse." North Carolina defines adultery as when any man and woman "lewdly and lasciviously associate, bed and cohabit together." Minnesota defines adultery as: "when a married woman has sexual intercourse with a man other than her husband, whether married or not, both are guilty of adultery".Adultery was known in earlier times by the legalistic term "criminal conversation" (another term, alienation of affection, is used when one spouse deserts the other for a third person). The term originates not from adult, which is from Latin a-dolescere, to grow up, mature, a combination of a, "to", dolere, "work", and the processing combound sc), but from the Latin ad-ulterare (to commit adultery, adulterate/falsify, a combination of ad, "at", and ulter, "above", "beyond", "opposite", meaning "on the other side of the bond of marriage").
A marriage in which both spouses agree that it is acceptable for either partner to have sexual relationships with other people other than their spouse is a form of nonmonogamy. The resulting sexual relationships the husband or wife has with other people, although could be considered to be adultery in some legal jurisdictions, are not treated as such by the spouses.
Some cultures have a distinguished interpretation of the term infidelity: in some legal systems, it might be tolerated as long as it does not fit the jurisdiction's legal definition of adultery.
Penalties for adultery
Historically, adulterers have been subject to severe sanctions, including the death penalty, and adultery has been grounds for divorce under fault-based divorce laws. In some places, the method of punishment for adultery is stoning to death.
In the original Napoleonic Code, a man could ask to be divorced from his wife if she committed adultery, but the philandery of the husband was not a sufficient motive for divorce unless he had kept his concubine in the family home.
In some jurisdictions, including Korea, Taiwan and Mexico, adultery is illegal. In the United States, laws vary from state to state. For example, in Pennsylvania, adultery is technically punishable by 2 years of imprisonment or 18 months of treatment for insanity (for history, see Hamowy) (criminal statute repealed 1972), while in Michigan the Court of Appeals, the state's second-highest court, ruled that a little-known provision of state criminal law means that adultery carries a potential life sentence. In Maryland, adultery is punishable by a fine of $10. That being said, such statutes are typically considered blue laws and are rarely, if ever, enforced. In the U.S. Military, adultery is a potential court-martial offense only if the actions of the accused were "to the prejudice of good order and discipline" or "of a nature to bring discredit upon the armed forces". This law has been applied to cases where both partners were members of the military, particularly where one was in command of the other, or one partner and the other's spouse. The enforceability of criminal sanctions for adultery is questionable in light of Supreme Court decisions since 1965 relating to privacy and sexual intimacy, and particularly in light of Lawrence v. Texas, which protected the right of privacy for consenting adults.
In Canadian law, adultery is defined under the Divorce Act. Though the written definition sets it as extramarital relations with someone of the opposite sex, the Civil Marriage Act gave grounds for a British Columbia judge to strike that definition down. In a 2005 case of a woman filing for divorce, her husband had cheated on her with another man, which the judge felt was equal reasoning to dissolve the union.
A majority of nations in the European Union, such as Austria, the Netherlands, Belgium,South Africa or Sweden do not criminally prosecute adultery.
Apart from formal punishment, historically adulterers have suffered from society's disapproving attitudes toward them. The nature of these attitudes vary widely depending on local culture, religion and values, and how seriously the adulterer regards the opinions of others. Often adultery might be overlooked and tacitly accepted by others aware.
Adultery in selected cultural or religious traditions
For a broad overview, see Religion and sexuality.
Historical views
Historically, adultery was rigorously condemned and punished, usually only as a violation of the husband's rights. Among such peoples the wife was commonly reckoned as the property of her spouse, and adultery was therefore identified with theft. But it was theft of an aggravated kind, as the property which it would spoliate was more highly appraised than other chattels. It is not the seducer alone who suffers. Dire penalties are visited upon the offending wife by her wronged spouse, and in many instances she is made to endure a bodily mutilation which will, in the mind of the aggrieved husband, prevent her from ever being a temptation to other men again (Schoolcraft, Historical and Statistical Information Respecting the History, Condition and Prospects of the Indian Tribes of the United States, I, 236; V, 683, 684, 686; also H.H. Bancroft, The Native Races of the Pacific States of North America, I, 514). If, however, the wronged husband could visit swift and terrible retribution upon the adulterous wife, the latter was allowed no cause against the unfaithful husband; and this discrimination found in the practices of ancient peoples is moreover set forth in nearly all ancient codes of law. The Laws of Manu are striking on this point: in ancient India, "though destitute of virtue or seeking pleasure elsewhere, or devoid of good qualities, yet a husband must be constantly worshipped as a god by a faithful wife"; on the other, hand, "if a wife, proud of the greatness of her relatives or [her own] excellence, violates the duty which she owes to her lord, the king shall cause her to be devoured by dogs in a place frequented by many" (Laws of Manu, V, 154; VIII, 371).
In the Greco-Roman world there were stringent laws against adultery, but this applied to those having sex with a married woman. A married man having sex with a slave or an un-married woman was not a crime. The lending of wives practiced among some peoples was, as Plutarch tells us, encouraged also by Lycurgus, though from a motive other than that which actuated the practice (Plutarch, Lycurgus, XXIX). The recognized license of the Greek husband may be seen in the following passage of the Oration against Neaera, the author of which is uncertain, though it has been attributed to Demosthenes: "We keep mistresses for our pleasures, concubines for constant attendance, and wives to bear us legitimate children and to be our faithful housekeepers. Yet, because of the wrong done to the husband only, the Athenian lawgiver Solon allowed any man to kill an adulterer whom he had taken in the act" (Plutarch, Solon).
In the early Roman Law the jus tori belonged to the husband. There was, therefore, no such thing as the crime of adultery on the part of a husband towards his wife. Moreover, this crime was not committed unless one of the parties was a married woman (Dig., XLVIII, ad leg. Jul.). It is well known that the Roman husband often took advantage of his legal immunity. Thus we are told by the historian Spartianus that Verus, the imperial colleague of Marcus Aurelius, did not hesitate to declare to his reproaching wife: "Uxor enim dignitatis nomen est, non voluptatis." (Verus, V).
Later in Roman history, as the late William E.H. Lecky has shown, the idea that the husband owed a fidelity similar to that demanded of the wife must have gained ground, at least in theory. This Lecky gathers from the legal maxim of Ulpian: "It seems most unfair for a man to require from a wife the chastity he does not himself practice" (Codex Justin., Digest, XLVIII, 5-13; Lecky, History of European Morals, II, 313).
In Judaism, adultery was forbidden in the seventh commandment of the Ten Commandments, but this did not apply to a married man having relations with an unmarried woman. Only a married woman engaging in sexual intercourse with another man counted as adultery, in which case both the woman and the man were considered guilty.
In the Mosaic Law, as in the old Roman Law, adultery meant only the carnal intercourse of a wife with a man who was not her lawful husband. The intercourse of a married man with a single woman was not considered adultery. The penal statute on the subject, in Leviticus, 20:10, makes this clear: "If any man commit adultery with the wife of another and defile his neighbor's wife, let them be put to death both the adulterer and the adulteress" (see also Deuteronomy 22:22). This was quite in keeping with the occasional practice of polygamy among the Israelites (which is no longer practiced).
In halakha (Jewish Law) the penalty for adultery is stoning for both the man and the woman, but this is only enacted when there are two independent witnesses who warned the offenders prior to the crime being committed. In the past, the legal standards for capital punishment were so high that a court that executed one person in seven (or, according to another account, seventy) years, was considered a bloodthirsty court. Although this penalty technically still applies, today Jewish courts do not execute anyone for any reason. Halakha forbids a man to continue living with a wife who cheated on him; he is obliged to give her a get or bill of divorce written by a sofer or scribe. Neither is the adulteress permitted to the adulterer, who must also give her a bill of divorce if he married her.
Christianity arose out of Judaism, whose decrees regarding adultery are found in the Torah, the first five books of the Christian Old Testament. The Torah explicitly forbids adultery, describing it as an act punishable by death. It is also forbidden by the Ten Commandments, which are considered to be the basis of all Jewish Law.
Jesus classed as adultery even a sexual relationship by someone who divorces their spouse, not mentioning such qualifications for someone whose spouse divorces them. The accounts of Mark 10:11-12 and Luke 16:18 state this absolutely. The account of Matthew 5:32 and 19:9 makes an exception for the break-up of a marriage because of πορνεία, a word that literally means "fornication", and that some interpret as referring to invalidity of the broken marriage, while others take it to mean "adultery", even if it is not the specific word for adultery (a word that, in its verbal form, appears in the same verses).
In Judaic culture of the time, "fornication" was applied as sleeping around during what Westerners would call "the engagement" or pre-marital time, and was regarded as grounds for not following through with the marriage proper. This involved the partners-to-be serving divorce papers on each other. Note that in Judaism, "putting away" (separation) was regarded as just the first step towards "divorce" and much text relating to marriage only makes sense when read with this in mind.
In Matthew 5:28, Jesus declared that adultery is committed in the heart by a man who looks with lust at a woman, and made no distinction about whether the woman was married or not. Saint Paul also put men and women on the same footing with regard to marital rights. This contradicted the traditional notion that relations of a married man with an unmarried woman were not adultery.
This parity between husband and wife was insisted on by early Christian writers such as Lactantius, who declared: "For he is equally an adulterer in the sight of God and impure, who, having thrown off the yoke, wantons in strange pleasure either with a free woman or a slave. But as a woman is bound by the bonds of chastity not to desire any other man, so let the husband be bound by the same law, since God has joined together the husband and the wife in the union of one body."
The same idea appears in the sixteenth-century Catechism of the Council of Trent, which gives the following definition and examples of adultery, expressly including the case of a married man having sexual intercourse with an unmarried woman: "To begin with the prohibitory part (of the Commandment), adultery is the defilement of the marriage bed, whether it be one's own or another's. If a married man have intercourse with an unmarried woman, he violates the integrity of his marriage bed; and if an unmarried man have intercourse with a married woman, he defiles the sanctity of the marriage bed of another."
The modern Catechism of the Catholic Church expresses the idea more concisely: "Adultery refers to marital infidelity. When two partners, of whom at least one is married to another party, have sexual relations — even transient ones — they commit adultery." It continues on to say that through adultery a person "does injury to the sign of the covenant which the marriage bond is, transgresses the rights of the other spouse, and undermines the institution of marriage by breaking the contract on which it is based." While such an act can easily lead to the dissolution of the marriage, the possibility for healing under such conditions is still a possibility, so long as the couple commit to uncovering the underlying issues that led to the betrayal.
According to Islam, adultery is a violation of a marital contract and one of the major sins. In Islam; adultery includes both pre-marital and extramarital sex. Fornication and adultery are both included in the Arabic word 'Zina'. As they belong primarily to the same category of crimes, entail the same social implications and have the same effects on the spiritual personality of a human being, both, in principle, have been given the same status by the Qur'an. The hadith states that the punishment of stoning to death is prescribed for a married person who commits adultery.
"Do not go near to adultery. Surely it is a shameful deed and evil, opening roads (to other evils)" (Quran 17:32).
"Say, 'Verily, my Lord has prohibited the shameful deeds, be it open or secret, sins and trespasses against the truth and reason"' (Quran 7:33).
"Women impure are for men impure, and men impure are for women impure and women of purity are for men of purity, and men of purity are for women of purity." (Quran 24:26)
In Pakistan, adultery has been criminalized by a law called the Hudood Ordinance, which specifies a maximum penalty of death, although only imprisonment and corporal punishment have ever actually been used. The Ordinance has been particularly controversial because under it a woman making an accusation of rape must provide extremely strong evidence to avoid being charged under with adultery. The same kinds of laws have been in effect in some other Muslim countries, such as Saudi Arabia. However, in recent years high-profile rape cases in Pakistan have given the Hudood Ordinance more exposure than similar laws in other countries. Conviction is only possible with a minimum of four witnesses.
Adultery is a capital offence, punishable by stoning, under Iran's Islamic law. Nowadays, Iranian officials are banning stoning because of social objections.
Proving Adultery under Islam Law can be a very difficult task as Islamic law requires the accuser to produce four eye witnesses to the act of sexual intercourse, each whom should have a good reputation regarding truthfulness and honesty.
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A brilliantly lit night and gentle text deliver the magic that nature can bring: solemn, magical, graceful. The mood is gentle but realistic, with an undercurrent of expectation and excitement.
A poetic story of a winter-wrapped little girl and her father's owling adventure. The gentle shivery excitement that accompany the twosome are a great gateway into a love of nature. Ages 2-8.
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On this day in 1960, a New York Times story began:
"Senator John F. Kennedy called on Americans [yesterday] to tell the world in the election on Nov. 8 that 'this country is going to start moving again.'"
It made Provincetown the richest town per capita in Massachusetts
The New York Times in October of 1894 reported on the first whaler from Cape Cod.
If you turned on the radio or walked into any shop or restaurant this summer you heard it pulsing from the speakers. "All About That Bass"--one of those songs with a killer hook that worms its way into your head, wasn't only this summer's anthem of sorts--it was the creation of a very talented Cape Codder.
This catchy tune about curvy girls, jetted its way to the top of the iTunes Charts this summer and held steady alongside the likes of Taylor Swift, Ariana Grande and Nicki Minaj.
New England's worst and America's fifth worst
On this day in 1938, I was looking out the front window of my parent's home on Route 6 in Woodbury, Conn. as one by one the eight giant elm trees in front of our yard were blown over like twigs by the worst hurricane New England ever experienced.
And my home was 22 miles from the nearest salt water in Long Island Sound.
Coast Guard rescue crews from Air Station Cape Cod medically evacuated a 64-year-old man 90 miles south of Nantucket, Massachusetts, Friday.
Watchstanders at the Sector Southeastern New England Command Center received notification at 10:36 a.m. from a crewmember on the fishing vessel Albi that a man onboard was suffering from chest pains, numb limbs, and dizziness. He did not have his prescribed blood pressure medication.
Due to the fishing vessel's distance from a hospital, the 1st Coast Guard District Flight Surgeon recommended a medevac.
Pilgrims are nearly wiped out, seventeen Indians drown
he winds whipped up to 130 mph, snapping pine trees like Pick-up- Stix and blowing houses into oblivion. A surge of water, 21 feet high at its crest, engulfed victims as they desperately scurried for higher ground.
The merciless storm, pounding the coast for hours with torrential sheets of rain, was like nothing ever seen before. One observer predicted the damage would linger for decades.
A Coast Guard Station Brant Point crew rescued four sailors from the water after their 40-foot sailing vessel sank in Nantucket Harbor, Massachusetts, Friday.
The sailors notified the Nantucket harbormaster via VHF radio that they had come into contact with another vessel and were taking on water in Nantucket Harbor at about 10:50 a.m.
A Station Brant Point 25-foot Response Boat-Small crew already underway, immediately diverted, rescued the four sailors from the water, and safely returned them to Station Brant Point.
New York Times extols Sandwich and its famous varmint
This week in 1990, the New York Times wrote a glowing report on our oldest town;
On this day in 1914, a wire service story read across America, touted the Cape's sand dunes.
Curiously, the same story goes on to tell readers about a performance of the opera Faust in Hyannis by players from the Imperial Italian Grand Opera Company. And you thought your Cape Cod great-grandparents weren't sophisticated. A copy of the wire story is below.
18 of the structures are in serious disrepair
On this date in 1988, the AP reported that the National Park Service says it may remove rustic cottages it owns on the windswept dunes of outer Cape Cod between Provincetown and Truro. In the warm-weather months, the park service rents the shacks to people who do not mind doing without electricity, indoor plumbing and other modern conveniences.
Burning whale oil created "a sea of fire."
On this day in 1846, a fire began in a hat store on Nantucket's Main Street. In no time, it raced through town, consuming everything in its path. Barrels of whale oil were stored on the wharves; when the fire reached them, they burst into flames.
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Cottages and hotels filling up - Harwich Old-Home Week
On this day in 1912 the newspapers carried a story about how Harwich was preparing to attract and greet that summer's visitors.
The wire story below reveals the plans for that year's festivities and describes the Pleasant Lake area of Harwich as most popular with a resort and five "lakes" (we call them ponds) with plentiful perch, black bass and pickerel fishing.
A large swath of ocean territory off the coast of Martha's Vineyard will be opened for commercial wind energy leasing doubling the available offshore space available for wind energy projects, Gov. Deval Patrick and Interior Secretary Sally Jewell said Tuesday. Patrick joined Jewell at the Wind Technology Testing Center in Charlestown on Tuesday to announce that more than 742,000 acres off the coast of Massachusetts would be made available for leasing.
The Barnstable County Regional Emergency Planning Committee (BCREPC) announced Wednesday that Operation Mercy Lift, a mock rescue exercise held on Tuesday, was a success. According to BCREPC officials, in the event of a major mass casualty incident on Cape Cod, local and county rescuers are at risk of being "rapidly overwhelmed".
BCREPC is working with the Massachusetts Emergency Management Agency (MEMA) and the Massachusetts Army National Guard (MA ANG) to develop procedures to integrate MA ANG aviation support should a cataclysmic event occur here.
700 Black Americans once worked on the whaling fleet
On this day in 1855, Captain Absalom Boston of Nantucket died. In an era when many African Americans worked as seamen, Absalom Boston stood out. In 1822 he captained an all-black crew on the whaleship Industry. That was but one unusual aspect of the voyage.
Captains were usually respected but rarely liked. Boston's crew, however, had such a positive attitude toward him that they memorialized him in a ballad.
Latest wrecks increase need for an Upper Cape canal
This week over a century ago, the waters off Cape Cod were making headlines with three separate maritime disasters.
The headlines in the story below were typical of the way newspapers handled important news a century ago with triple and quadruple lines of shouting the news.
$4 a day for food and rooms were $2 a night
The Sunday Travel section of the New York Times on this date in 1952 featured a sales pitch for Cape Cod written by the founder and editor of The Cape Codder weekly.
Jack Johnson had launched the newspaper only a few years before, and still had to eke out a living writing for others.
UPDATE: For the first time Monday, defense attorneys in the state probation department trial presented evidence to the jury about specific court officer hires who had received political backing, part of the defense's argument that patronage hiring is the norm in Massachusetts.
Hy-Line Cruises is looking to add a second high speed ferry to their existing Nantucket service and they need your support. If you like the idea of a quicker trip between Nantucket and the Cape, Hy-Line would like you to let the Steamship Authority Board know.
On this day in 2007, the Nantucket Independent offered spectacular views of multi-million dollar homes about to slip into the sea. The newspaper reported that the bluff at Sconset on the south shore of Nantucket, had eroded back to the front porches of many of the homes.
Losing ground
"Gobs of heavy oil" washed ashore the next day
On this day in 1967, an oil slick of mysterious origin was spotted in the waters off Chatham.
The slick stretched 20 miles in length and six miles across to the southeast of the Pollock Rip lightship, the Coast Guard reported to the Associated Press.
The following day, "gobs of heavy oil" washed ashore on Nantucket, plastering beaches from Great Point to Siasconset.


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Did anyone else stop breathing at the end of this episode?
In the end, Fitz decides to run for a second term after all, saying his marriage is "none of your business." Simultaneously, the gladiators discover the Cytron card has been stolen; David blames the missing card on Charlie, and Huck and Quinn have to admit that they just let Charlie go, but he has a name – he knows who the mole is, and the mole is BILLY CHAMBERS. Season one, Amanda Tanner killing, VP chief of staff Billy Chambers!
But get ready for the one-two punch: The person who slides into the car and hands Billy the Cytron card is…David Rosen.
DAVID HAS BEEN PLAYING POPE AND ASSOCIATES (and me) ALL SEASON. And of course, of COURSE he would be in on it with the mole – they ruined his career in a shockingly disgraceful manner, and made him out to be a fool. Abby broke his heart. Olivia broke his spirit. And now, as retaliation, David is going to take them out at the knees.
Major Boner Shrinker, First Battalion: Cyrus screaming, "Get up!" at Olivia and Fitz after he barges in on them in her apartment. Fitz was still able to work up a post-coital glow in the elevator, though, as Cyrus went into a mouth-foaming fit.
Best Fake Band Name: James Novak and the Lip-Quivering Sadness (emo)
Shiva the Destroyer Charm School: Cyrus tries to explain to the secret service that he is meaner than Jesus. He really will do anything to get to Fitz. "I don't care if you got your orders from Jesus Christ himself as he hung on the cross. Jesus is not me! Jesus forgives, Jesus saves – I destroy." Based on his callous remarks to James later in the episode and overall attitude, this is becoming easier to believe.
Break It All the Way Down:
"I know Olivia Pope usually handles your needs."
"Olivia Pope handles my husband's needs."
New Hairdresser: "I'm your priest, your shrink, your hairdresser. Can you be honest? I'm the first lady – I didn't get here because someone like you held my hand and called himself my hairdresser. My hair? Is DONE."
Best Bowling Team Name: The Mean, Slutty Husbands
Taking Sally to (Sunday) School: When VP Sally Langston attributed the axiom "hell hath no fury like a woman scorned" to the Bible, Cyrus exasperatingly corrected her. "That's not from the Bible. Not everything is from the Bible, Sally."
Harrison Sinking a Three-Pointer from the Top of the Key: He offered to help her out of the potential mess that comes with being named as the president's mistress, but she reacted coolly, prompting Harrison to point out the obvious: "Your not the fixer here, Liv - you're the problem."
If You See Something, Say Something: Beware the roaming molester with radioactive tracking goo on his hands.
Best Happy Place: "Watching Cyrus Beene unraveling under pressure is my porn."
Most Unnatural Laughter: Cyrus, with his face-crumpling guffaws.
You Leave James Alone!: He is not "doughy"!
The Real Diaper Genie: Those gray, low crotch, zipperless pants Olivia was wearing did not do her any favors.
The "You Needed to Hear It Straight" Award: Captain Jack for telling Mellie, "I'm very good at what I do. I can move mountains and make miracles. But I can't make your husband love you."
Dead Giveaway: Slicked back is the signature evil hairdo.
David Rosen and Billy Chambers, double agent and the Albatross. I CANNOT. What can possibly happen next week? Did VP Langston know Billy was alive? And why did B613 let Huck live? See you then.