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Dear Editor,
In an effort to have the roads in Meadowbrook repaired, we the citizens are planning a unique type of activity, rather than blocking roads and burning tyres.
Although never done before in Jamaica, kindly see the photo depicting the typical day of fun fishing we have planned. We propose to charge an entry fee of $300 per adult, $100 for children between 10 and 16 years, and no fee for children nine years and under. There will be an additional $100 per pound of fish caught and scaled. The date of the event will be announced shortly.
Patrons will also have the option to have their fish fried, escoveitched or brown-stewed. Sides of festival, bammy and hardough bread will also be on sale. These extras will attract at an additional charge.
Sodas, beer and hard liquor will be on sale too. Bring the family! There will be fun and games for the kids.
All the proceeds are in aid of the "Fix the roads in Meadowbrook project".
Please note that the MP for the constituency, Mr Derrick Smith, as well as Mr Stephen Shaw and others from the NWA have been declared personae non gratae and will be barred from attending. Security – Rambo style! We look forward to seeing many there!


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kawajohn1 says:
did anyone do the london bike show last year,is it worth the trip down from leics.went the first year it was on and it was a waste of time
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fastasfox says:
and met charlie boorman and the show was so much better than NEC and easier to get to.
thanks for that it is such a long boring winter.we went to the ally pally show the following year ,that used to be a cracking show but that had died a death after the docklands show .
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wynner says:
Love to go and see all the interesting Italian stuff missing from the NEC, but 4 hours each way is too much bother for me.
Sep 09
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HOSBUSA says:
Drive to the local grubby train station, try and park, pay massively.
Hope and pray the shit train service works. Get robbed for tickets. Sit on shit train for an hour or two hoping it will get you down the smoke without it breaking down.
Walk through same shit, grubby station just bigger in London. Try and find which shit dirtyand cold tube you need on whichever line going in whichever direction watching your back for muggers and pickpockets.
Walk from the tube to the show or catch a shit dirty bus (as in Ally Pally)constantly watching your back.
4 1/2 hours later which is normal you arrive at 12pm and then it closes at 4pm or soon after......Repeat same shit journey home. Same shit food as any bike show: burgers/chips/bacon/burgers/chips/burgers/chips/hotdogs/burgers/hotdogs/chips
London ?...... no taa. Not my idea of enjoyment. Done it a few times, never again. London is ok if you live down there, but its not an option for 75% of the country because of shit travel especially in winter.
NEC is piss easy in comparison.
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steve.g says:
after all, its in a shithole!
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si1981 says:
So its that bad is it steveg?
full of pish yer mean?!
Aug 02
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yammagamma says:
why most of us move out.
dont blame you mate, used tio be a top place, community spirit, true brit stalwarts. now infested by anti english filth.
i stood at a war grave today, after a walk through fields that ended up at a church. grave there of a navigator, bomber crew died 1943, aged 24. Said my thanks to him.
He has many like him,looking down, that were proud to be British.
London....if his grave was there it would prob be graffiti written by the scum.
Anyway, i wont rant anymore. it was just a poignant moment lookin at this lads grave. im angry that the government dont give a toss.
Rant over. ( ooh, did i mention people in England that hate us?) sorry everyone.
i have day off tmor too, im puttin a flower on that navigators grave.
for those in this country that dont like it, fester .
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The network has slated her variety show special, titled "The Maya Rudolph Show," to air on May 19 at 10 p.m.
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Janelle Monáe will pop up as the musical guest, while Raphael Saaddiq will serve as bandleader.
The one-hour special, which also could double as the pilot for an ongoing series, is being executive produced by "SNL's" Lorne Michaels.
Yes, yes and yes – I'm into this on so many levels. She NEEDS to have an ongoing series. It's imperative. Also, would love to see more women and less middle-aged white men on late night TV, so this would be EXTRA great.
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The wonderfully hilarious Maya Rudolph must love being knocked up, because she's now expecting her fourth child with husband Paul Thomas Anderson. Yay, more funny babies!
The Hollywood Reporter confirmed the news this week and also dropped another bomb: Up All Night may not continue as planned following Christina Applegate's decision to leave the show. While NBC was going to revamp the comedy (and incorporate Maya's real-life pregnancy into her character's storyline), they may now abandon the show altogether and have told the writers to start looking for new jobs. How could something that was theoretically so brilliant go so wrong?
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NBC has not released Arnett or Rudolph from their contracts for the original Up All Night, a single-camera show that the network hoped to transform into a multi-camera, behind-the-scenes look at a struggling television series. The show is not officially dead, though presumably the stars' exits are being negotiated.
The chaos comes at a key time for Arnett and Rudolph, with casting on the nearly 100 broadcast pilots already under way and both actors rocketing to the top of many network wish lists. Both Arnett and Rudolph have already received second-position offers for a number of broadcast pilots. CBS' Les Moonves in particular is said to want Arnett for an untitled comedy written and executive produced by Garcia about a recently divorced man whose parents move in with him. ABC also is high on the actor.
We all like Will Arnett, but Maya Rudolph is a goddamn national treasure (or very well should be) and it'll be absolutely criminal if she doesn't find another place to showcase her talent ASAP. Well, after the baby's born, anyway.
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Up All Night never did very well in the ratings despite having a pretty phenomenal cast, leading NBC to announce plans a while back to revamp the show into a multi-camera comedy complete with laugh track. Boo! Obviously not feeling that bullshit, Christina Applegate has decided to give it the old heave ho and get the hell out.
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"It's been a great experience working on Up All Night, but the show has taken a different creative direction, and I decided it was best for me to move on to other endeavors," Applegate said in a statement Friday. "Working with Lorne Michaels has been a dream come true, and I am grateful he brought me into his TV family. I will miss the cast, producers and crew and wish them the best always."
Ahead of its reboot from a single- to multicamera series, Applegate's departure comes a month after series creator Emily Spivey also parted ways with the second-year comedy. They follow showrunner Tucker Cawley, who was replaced by Nurse Jackie's Linda Wallem as NBC and studio Universal Television opted to make creative changes to the struggling series that also stars Will Arnett and Maya Rudolph.
Basically, "This show is sinking faster than the Titanic and there aren't enough lifeboats. Women and children first. Bye, bitches!" They're still going to continue with Will and Maya, who are comedic geniuses in their own right, but something tells me the upcoming season will be Up All Night's last.
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I am pretty glad I stayed up late to watch last night's Saturday Night Live. And I do not say this lightly, because it's a statement I seldom make.
Former castmember Maya Rudolph returned to the show as host (and in grand form!), with terrific assists from Amy Poehler, Justin Timberlake and, yes, Bill O'Reilly of all people. The episode itself was timely and topical, and better yet, it had teeth.
Let's begin with the tremendous opening sketch.
I'm not sure whether you've been following the "Lin-sanity"—yeah, it's weird for me to type that and not mean Lindsay Lohan—but there's just something about Chinese-American basketball phenom Jeremy Lin that brings out the inner racist a—hole in everyone. (To wit: ESPN fired one of its headline writers today, and another commentator was reprimanded.)
The sketch itself is really edgy and, to be honest, you might not love it. In it, one of the sports anchors keeps digging himself into an ever-deepening grave; meanwhile, it's inexplicably okay for the other commentators to make repeated references to Lin's racial identity:
Rudolph's opening monologue had tons of potential—the joke is, Rudolph diddled everyone at NBC during her SNL tenure, right down to Bridesmaids costar Kristen Wiig—but it was preeeeeetty awkward in execution. (Know who can sell sluttiness? Melissa McCarthy, that's who.)
Amy Poehler makes her first big appearance alongside Maya Rudolph in a Very Special Episode of "Bronx Beat." Oh, how I've missed this bit! I love their teased hair! And their sass! The episode is a one-two punch, too: Justin Timberlake appears in—oh, how do I even say this—a surprisingly supportive role? Like, he is not the star. At all. Mostly he stands there. It's great.
February 19, 2012 at 5:00 pm by Jenn
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Oh, Jimmy Fallon! Readers, I ask you: is there anything more charming in this life than when a man sings a jazz standard in a Chipmunk voice? (No, don't actually answer that—just know that Chipmunks in Low Places is my favorite country album.)
And here Jimmy is now, duetting with Maya Rudolph on the Friday episode of Late Night.
Well? Isn't this adorable? Or is it obnoxious? (Trick question, grinches!)
December 4, 2011 at 9:30 am by Jenn
2Michael Bolton Performs "Jack Sparrow" at the 63rd Annual Emmy Awards
My darling D.,
I'm sorry we got into a (minor) spat, honey. You said that I was "short" and "abrupt" on the phone last night, and you were probably right. I had a case of the Grumps, particularly because I had cut my leg on the refrigerator (?!) and skinned my hand on a bottle of water (?!?!!).
But I was also annoyed because I forgot the 2011 Emmy Awards were on Sunday, watched Tamara Drewe and a couple episodes of "Lingo" instead, and then discovered that I had missed a live performance of Michael Bolton singing "Jack Sparrow" with the Lonely Island.
I was so mad at myself. And worse, "Jack Sparrow" is your favorite song! I know that it is, because there was that one time, a month or two ago, when you were talking smack about Michael Bolton, and I said "Don't you ever talk about Michael Bolton like that," and then I said, "Watch this video of Michael Bolton, please," and ever since, you have watched the "Jack Sparrow" SNL Digital Short a couple times a day. (It's very annoying, the way you do that.)
But I want to make it all up to you, D. So: the medley of all your favorite Lonely Island songs is embedded below!
The boys need a backing vocal track, maybe, but their stage performance is basically one big magic trick. Bolton, the victim of a (spectacular) quick-change, is barely wearing his mustache for the first third. Also: Maya Rudolph channels Lady Gaga, John Stamos is very convincingly disguised as Andy Samberg, The Hangover's Ed Helms is unrecognizable in his Timberlake wig, Akon performs the hook to "I Just Had Sex," and national treasure William H. Macy is in on the joke. Bless your little heart, Macy.
But most importantly, Michael Bolton.
If the video suddenly vanishes from YouTube—these things do happen!—you can also watch the medley here.
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Reviews for Tiny Vessels LyricsPerformed by Death Cab For Cutie
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agreed. | Reviewer: girl | 1/7/08
yea, this song is exactly like the relationship i was in. i know he was trying to protect me by not telling me how his feelings had changed, but it just ended up hurting me more. i guess he meant well, as this guy seems to do, and my ex realy did want to love me. i interpret the 'silver lake' part as a second girl, and unfortunately there was another girl in my case, too.
i don't want to say he was an asshole, i just genuinely wish he had chosen to be honest with me.
just great | Reviewer: no-one important | 12/26/07
i think that the guy is in love with someone else and doesn't wanna be so he uses the girl he talks about in this song to try and forget the one he's in love with , after all , he does say "i wanted to believe in all the words that i was saying" .other thing the song shows is that being beautiful isn't enough to make someone really care about you , i mean , the girl is beautiful but doesn't mean a thing to him , so it shows that looks arent that important as personality .
the song may have other meanings , but thats the one i think fits best to my way of thinking , besides , not all guys are assholes and not all of them use women , we also use men its just not that common but it happens .
but maybe its just my way of thinking . i have used and i've been used and i'm a woman .
AMAZING | Reviewer: Phil | 12/9/07
anyone with half a brain can understand this song.. basically what everyone has said. i think that ben chris nick and jason all do a great job at giving you an outlook on the relationship that they have with each other. transatlanticism is a great album! keep it up death cab! and oh by the way two people above me ya it stinks that there are guys out there like that, but just to let you know thats happend to me twice and i am a guy...
Great Song | Reviewer: Samantha | 12/5/07
I definitely agree that this song is excellent, and of course has various meanings depending on who you are.
For me, I don't see the song as being about a jerk who doesn't care about the girl he is with. After thinking that you are in love with someone, you sometimes come to the realization that the relationship means more to the other person that it does for you. After all, the song does say "I wanted to believe in all the words that I was speaking". In my opinion, this means that he truly wanted to feel the love that this girl so clearly felt for him, but he couldn't seem to find it, and didn't want to hurt her. This isn't being a jerk, it's just life, and it probably hurts the guy as well as the girl. Not saying that some guys can't be jerks, but I just never interpreted these lyrics as such.
i can relate | Reviewer: Anonymous | 11/19/07
maybe he's not just an asshole. Maybe he's not using her. He obviously feels remorse and didn't enjoy it--"All I see are dark Grey clouds
In the distance moving closer with every hour". He was upset, but he didn't feel like he could tell her because he didn't want to hurt her. Just because he was physical doesn't mean he used her. He didn't keep her meaninglessness to himself because he was using her for his own enjoyment, he kept it because he couldn't hurt her. He put his feelings aside to protect someone he cared about. that doesn't make him a using asshole.
Great. | Reviewer: Alana. | 11/11/07
This is my favorite Death Cab For Cutie song. It reminds me of my relationship I guess you could call it that, with some person. I understand the song it's great and his voice sounds somewhat apologetic. I love it.
sophie | Reviewer: Anonymous | 10/28/07
i love this song... it shows that to love someone, there has to be a common understanding and depth. things progress quickly when you're so transfixed on one's appearance and the superficial qualities, then eventually you fall into a pseudo-love that is shallow and meaningless. THANK YOU death cab for portraying this so eloquently and gorgeously. you've done a great job again!
so uh. there is more than one way to look at this. | Reviewer: Anonymous | 10/15/07
in some cases, the man isn't the one who is evil.
my personal experience gives an interesting outlook.
the young woman in question said i meant something to her, but, only months later returned to her ex. however, she continued to tell me she cared, leading me to question whether to trust her, or see her actions as speaking louder than her words. i think this song is both of those things mixed together. it's the realization that maybe a persons actions speak louder than their words mixed in with the doubt of whether or not to trust the person regardless of those actions.
i think the two weeks in silverlake shows how these sorts of things can happen so quickly. we can believe in these kind of things so quickly, only to find ourselves deceived.
"that you said you didn't want to fade, but they did and so did i that day."
i think goes to show that she keeps acknowledging his effect on her, even though she doesn't see that her actions really showed a deeper level of meaning: that he was never important.
not being able to talk about what's wrong is probably because the other person isn't ready or capable of understanding the actual situation. it's probably a situation that wasn't actually meant to be. which is the realization throughout the song. and as much as she was beautiful, she doesn't mean a thing.
i could really go on for ages about this song. there is more. and different angles. i'm not being close-minded. every lyric can be connected to this situation. it's quite interesting, and an original new look as opposed to the simple "good and evil," or the other kind of generic, tv-type outcomes of romance.
Abstract | Reviewer: Anonymous | 10/14/07
ohh its just one of those damm really well made songs..i just heard one part of the lyrics a day in a car and felt in love..it just treats something so common amongst our society and us ,nowadays ,but in such an abstract form that its beautifull.Just reminds me of all the beautifull girls that draw my attention but don't mean a thing to me...
Meaning | Reviewer: John | 10/12/07
I think most of what people say about this song is wrong.
I don't see this as a guy just using a girl, i see this as a guy falling out of love. He just realizes that he doesn't love her anymore, but he is afraid to say it to her.
The chorus is harsh, but in his head he is speaking the truth to himself. He thinks she is beautiful, but he just isn't in love anymore.
Wonderful song.
Sad. Powerful.
listen | Reviewer: mike | 9/21/07
if you listen to the song, the melody and the lyrics tell a story, but its very sad and almost apologetic.
I think this song speaks not to people and how guys are evil and use people, but that people are attracted to the beautiful and because of that get themselves caught in vile and cheap situations.
"i wanted to believe all the words that i was speaking as we moved together in the dark."
I dunno about a lot of guys out there, but after these meaningless one nights, after I'm spent a part of me hates myself.
think | Reviewer: someone | 9/19/07
this song really nakes me think about the times i allowed myself to be used by guys who really didn't care about me. i didn't matter at all to them, they just wanted a good time. i hope other girls will listen to their hearts and think before they give themsleves away to people who don't care about them.
beautiful! | Reviewer: Anonymous | 9/12/07
wow i love this song
i went through something like this.. i liked this guy a lot and he told me how beautiful i was and that he liked me.. he was the first guy i ever kissed or did anything with,.. the first time.. he touched me.. he told me i was beautiful.. and i belived him so i gave myself to him.. he then texted me after and said that all he wanted was to be my friend.. i felt soo cheap and used.. and i can never trust or belive when someone calls me beautiful.. guys dont realive that girls want to be loved and beautiful, and want a realsionship.. they dont want to be objects...
to all guys out there.. be nice .. and honest.. your huting girls.. and thats not nice
hey | Reviewer: Anonymous | 9/9/07
Not all guys are jerks... there are a few of us out there who simply are not like this however we are a dying breed.
I apologies on behalf of the Id*ots who do this sort of thing... Bast~rds
brilliant | Reviewer: Brooks Ann | 8/24/07
This song just hit me. I had a thing like this. Me and a guy met and took things kind of fast. And he always called me beautiful. He said i was the prettiest girl he'd ever seen. And then he jsut kind of faded out of my life and i was thinking it was probably like this. he thought i was beautiful but i didnt mean a thing to him. And he touched me and at the same time was thinking that i was nothing to him except a body.
but to all guys like that: girls aren't just bodies, it's more about what's inside them.
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Bulging Cocks In Underwear Stag PartyWritten on 8 September 2008 by admin
I wasn't ready for what happened next. After Wash slowly withdrew his now-slimy penis out of Mandy, she planted her swampy crotch firmly on my face and told me I'd better learn right now to eat pussy pretty good if I hoped to please a wife with "that limp little poodle-dick of yours." Jack SWEARS I have the only copy of the tape. I really, really hope so. This is going to be one hell of a wedding if Chuck doesn't keep his mouth shut.Mandy had been giving Wash her full and undivided attention for a while, and now she put her face in my lap and started to give me head while I still sat motionless. Wash wasn't too happy with the position we were all in and told me to lie down on the floor so Mandy could blow me with her head down and her tail up in the air where he wanted it. I was fairly plastered but didn't have any trouble getting horizontal in a second or two. Mandy's mouth felt delicious on my peter as she got comfortable with the two of us, and she moved over me so that we were in a 69 position. She gobbled my joint like a madwoman while, right over my head, she and Washington continued fucking up a storm. I found it fascinating to have such a close-up view of two people fucking, but either the embarrassment or the alcohol was still getting between me and a decent erection."See, Billy, you can do it if you want to" she said softly to me. "Let me give you a little more pressure" she said gently as she slid a second finger between my cheeks. The woman's fingertips delicately tickling around my asshole felt very sexy, and I pumped my hips to keep my now-stiffening dick moving between the fingers of her left hand. With her right hand she alternately squeezed my left buttock and ran one fingertip, and then the other, an inch or two into my sphincter.
Cock Dick Fitness Models Getting Blackmailed &Amp; BlackballedWritten on 6 September 2008 by admin
By now Stacey was willingly sucking Mike's cock and Amy still was sucking as well and she also was ashamed to admit, was becoming wet. There was one other man who had not been involved in the room. He went to sit on the bed and he knew he wanted to break Amy once and for all. Stacey was well on her way to accepting black cock and he told Rock to join his cousin and give Stacey what she needed. The stranger was the shortest of all the men, not near as muscular, but had one thing no guy had that night, a 13 inch black cock. He threw Amy on one bed, ripped off her panties and told her "if you ain't wet, I won't fuck ya, that is fair." He felt between her legs and laughed "damn bitch you soaking wet, I got just the thing to put that fire out." As he opened her legs he looked at the other bed and Stacey had a black cock in her mouth and pussy and was begging for more. Ahmo was sitting back looking at the scene in front of her, already counting the money she will make for the video of these two fitness models fucking black dick.Stacey's face was never shown and Amy was the only woman who was shown completely. Everyone who watched the tape loved the way Amy begged and begged for more black cock. Once her identity was known, she didn't get mad, she decided to make it work for her. She decided to make her own movies and she recruited the biggest black men in porn to join her. Each tape she makes will cause interracial sex tapes to become the most sought out tapes in the porn world.Ahmo was going to be involved in a huge model shoot in a couple of weeks and she was fed up with the way she was treated. She was determined to do something about it. As she was coming up with her revenge, her current black lover knocked on her door. This was going to be the last time the two would be together for a couple of weeks and it would be a night she would never forget. Her man, Rod, came in and he gave her a big kiss and immediately carried her into the bedroom. As they started to get going he whispered to her "I have a big surprise for you later tonight." Ahmo was about to ask what but Rod's black cock sprung to life and she forgot what she was curious about.
Big Gay Cock All Is Not RosesWritten on 4 September 2008 by admin
"If I win, I get to show you what I can do with it … each one, one at a time."There was a nice little motel two buildings down and they agreed on the location. I got a room and the four women dutifully trooped after me.Even when I get lucky and find a woman willing to consumate our relationship, I have to be careful of hurting her. I can't just screw her with wild abandon like most of the guys talk about. Shit, if I did, I'd rip up her insides so bad, she'd never be the same.Being a budding architect, I had been out on a job checking on the progress of the construction crew one morning. After talking with the contractor about several small problem areas, I stopped at a coffee shop to get some lunch before heading back to the office. I brought in my plans, the smaller 12″ x 16″ versions, to give some thought to possible solutions while I waited for my food."He sure beats Glenn. Longer and bigger around too."I began moving very slowly, as I had trained myself, but her fingers dug into my back and she hissed, "Faster. Harder. Bang me, honey. Fuck me!"She was the heaviest of the four ladies and had the biggest pair of knockers, with extra long nips. I settled down to slowly moving eight or nine inches of cock in and out of her cunt while sucking on her tits. She cupped her breasts and held them to my mouth, encouraging me to nurse at her fountains. I only wished she had been lactating!Her expression changed gradually so that I could tell she was getting titillation from our contact – I figured I was at least grazing her clitoris with those strokes. Then the big "O" formation of her mouth changed to the big O itself when she climaxed. She left absolutely no doubt that she loved it. She loved our fuck. She loved being fucked by my cock!I rolled over onto my back and lay huffing and puffing, trying to slow my heart rate. The questionable blonde scooted up between my legs until she sat cross-legged just below my bottom with my legs over her crossed legs. She said, "Hi, honey. My name is Sammie – Samantha. Did you mean what you said earlier?"Perhaps my one redeeming feature is one that stays hidden in my pants, at least the vast majority of the time. I was endowed with 14 ½ inches of manhood – well, 14 ¼ to 15, depending on who is doing the measuring, so I claim the "middle of the road" number. As far as the circumference is concerned, I can't tell the difference between me and the size of the proverbial Coke can, except that I'm harder than the Coke can!There was no doubt about it! They were talking about size. The size of the implement used to fuck them! These women believed size mattered. I wondered if they believed in such a thing as too much size.Leaving enough money on the table to cover the bill and a tip, I picked up my plans and eased out of the booth. Grabbing a chair from the table across the aisle, I quickly turned it to the end of the women's booth and sat down.
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Damn. I don't know about T.J., but I sure was sporting a boner to end all boners at this point. I reached down and rubbed hard on my erection. That brought an outright guff-haw from the girl as she retreated back down the circular stairs. Damn, but I'd like to taste that pussy. Like to dip my wick in it too.T.J. and I were both eighteen and due to graduate from good old CTHS in the spring. Our girlfriends were off doing some "girl thing" with a group of their friends, so T.J. and I were left to our own devices for the night. More like vices.""Oh""Shit, man, quit the clowning, God damn it.""God damn it, T.J., look at that!"Finis"Yeahhhh, Oh indeed. But it was so God damned real. It did happen, didn't it?""Quick, after her!" shouted T.J."There's no one in here," I croaked.I could not see through her and that mouth felt like damned solid flesh and real. Her sucking and licking sent me into seventh heaven or thereabouts. In my hyper-horny state, it took only moments before I shot off my load. She swallowed all of it. She came up for air, grinned warmly, and proceeded to clean up my dick."Maybe," I answered, sure in my own mind that there was indeed something of substance here yet to be discovered."Shit!" was our chorused exclamation as T.J. and I saw the flicker.I backed out of her pussy with a squishy plop and put my mouth where my cock had been. I nearly licked that pussy to death as I cleaned her up. She sat up and put her mouth my crotch to return the favor. Before she finished, I felt my cock swell and pulse even more. Here it comes again. I felt the cream start to rise."No, you dumb shit, Bones, there's no hole in the roof. We bashed heads pretty hard in that tumble. I'm seeing stars too. And I'm dizzy as a coot. I gotta get my head back here a minute." [If you liked or disliked this story, you know what to do and how. Constructive feedback and votes are always appreciated. Regards, caprine.] We crossed the foyer into a large room with a fireplace separating in from another large room behind. I recognized the room behind the fireplace as the room I had seen earlier from the open door of the little hallway. We left the kitchen and entered the near el shaped hallway-come-foyer. It was relatively short and we saw where it ended by the front entrance. On our right rose the stairs leading up and on our left, were two sets of French doors leading into a semi-round area. Only a bit of glass remained in the door frames. Broken glass littered the dinning room floor here as well as over on the other side of the room by the broken out windows.
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Mom continued, "Luis told her "wow you are a great cock sucker." His body stiffened and she felt a large amount of hot cum filling her throat. Her throat milked all he had to give her. When she slid it out of her mouth, the shaft was covered in her red lipstick. She bucked and heaved as her orgasm approached. She let go of his huge cock and grunted loudly as her orgasm hit her. Then without warning she leaped up and sat astride his face bending over his cock and sucking and playing with it. Now that he was hard again and she looked exhausted it was my turn to savor two hard dicks at the same time.""Mom did you really have both Luis and Javier together at the same time. Did they both like you hairy or was Javier turned on more by your hirsute body." I said pressing my mom to give more details of her lust filled holiday in Majorca.
Cock Ring 0258223 &Amp; The Purity LawsWritten on 26 August 2008 by admin
"You dirty bugger," said Lisa. "Jenny, he's gone all stiff and throbby."Within a few minutes a man of about my own age passed, "Hard luck mate!" Is what I think he said.My mind had been dwelling on the possibilities of how others would amuse themselves at my expense when I realised what she had just said. "Degree of rotation? I don't understand.""Yes. Why?"With that the screen went blank and the sliding panel in front of my eyes shut. I felt more insecure than ever pinned against the wall with my balls firmly trapped the other side. With a sense of relief I felt the clip being turned back and then released – there was to be no more pain. My hand and ankle cuffs were quickly removed and I was pulled back from the wall."You won't be needing this any longer," Carver said and, after a second's panic, I realised that she had cut the waistband on the pouch – now I was naked again."What shall we do?" asked the fatter one – she seemed to have a shirt that was two sizes too small and a bra that was not really up to the job. Folds of her tits spilt over the tops of her cups – clearly visible through the almost translucent and skin-tight blouse."I believe the next one will be the constant pain," said the shopgirl in a matter-of-fact voice. "Now get over here and put your hands and feet where the manacles are."I was more than pleased to have passed that spot. Then I saw Benson's ahead of me and the section of their outside wall from which four manacles hung and a large sign said "Sex Offender"."Two hundred and seventy degrees," intoned the Sergeant. "Again.""Benson's Department Store?"I passed the Girls' High School – break was in progress – the yard was teeming with girls aged between 11 and 18. They had been standing about chatting until one spotted me.She touched the end of the match and it flared."Had a good time, pervert?" She caught sight of the match and cigarette end, "Someone's been busy. It's time you were going – I hear you're on the news tonight, I hope it hurt." As she leaned down to undo my ankles I had a sudden and very clear view of her perky breasts inside her shirt as they nestled in a black bra. She had to shake the manacles loose, causing her tits to swing left and right. As she stood up her head brushed against my rising prick. "Ooh," she said, "we don't learn, do we?""No, put it out!" I yelled. "Please!" I broke out into a cold sweat as I could feel the heat of the match burning towards me. I was so shocked I began to lose my erection and the match was dipping below my dick that made the flame burn brighter.
Tattoo On A Penis Hospital VisitWritten on 24 August 2008 by admin
The next day it was very warm and I told the nurse if she could turn the AC up a little. She said no because my roommate might not want it cooler. She said after my bath she would leave my hospital gown off so to just cover up with my sheet. I couldn't believe this was all happening to me. I said alright in an annoyed voice but inside I was the happiest person on earth. She said I could just leave the sheet off me entirely until I heard someone knock because I had to leave my bottom uncovered anyway. I nodded, not looking happy about it. So there I was folks, totally nude with my legs spread out wide, pussy completely exposed….well everything exposed. The feeling was fabulous….I didn't even think about the pain anymore. I got up the nerve to ask her if it turned her on to do this….give people bed baths and she told me she was human and that if the person was fun and good looking she would enjoy seeing them get aroused by her. She said unless they got carried away with it she really didn't like that. She gave me the feeling that she knew I was getting aroused when she washed me, I didn't dare ask her if she did or if she enjoyed washing women as well….but for some reason I knew she did. We had lunch a few times together and she'd call me telling me her problems. We ran into each other a few times while shopping. She was the perfect ending to my adventure in the hospital.Later that night I took care of my problem. I used the cream that was there to masturbate myself. I was nearly caught by the night nurse. She came in just after I came but didn't see my hand there. Although, another night I masturbated after taking my pain meds, and fell asleep with my hand on my pussy. A nurse woke me up to take my temperature and I realized my hand was still on my wet pussy. I'm sure she knew what I was doing before I fell asleep.Most of my stories are truth mixed with fantasy but this story is completely true. It happened about 3 and a half years ago and I still sometimes think about it while I masturbate or it was the cause for masturbating. I hope you enjoy reading it and please comments are welcomed.When the physical therapy started, it was another fun part of my exposure time. They wouldn't tie my hospital gown and when I'd get on and off the bed of course it would flip open.
Uncut Penis Avon CallingWritten on 22 August 2008 by admin
"GGGAAAAAHHHHHHH," Sterling felt Deloris moan, as her mouth engulfed his cock the same moment Rahim split her pussy wide open below.
"…Sounds like a motherfuckin' engine trying to turn over doesn't she?" Rahim added, as the two brothers watched Ida spastically flinch from the second orgasm Deloris had given her. Rahim squeezed his crotch wantonly and felt his insides sizzle when he heard his Mom lay out her plan. Tapping his Brother on the shoulder, Rahim quickly informed Sterling about the idea before they jointly turned and made the short walk towards Ida's paralyzed frame."You all made a Hell of a mess with this damn living room too…think you both have enough energy left to at least clean up that mess…Huh," Deloris asked with slightly more poignancy.Turning her head to the side to get a clearer airway for her nose, Ida couldn't help but catch a glance at Deloris Franklin between Rahim's bent leg, as she sat nakedly at the foot of the bed watching. Ida was sickened by the way Deloris forcefully rubbed her right hand through her hairy pussy as she watched her two sons have their way with her."Bitch…you need to stretch your mouth open more," Rahim hissed as if he were a cruel dentist barking down at a defiant patient.It was as if the two brothers had a shared silent countdown inside their heads as they waited for just the right moment to drop the heavy, duel weight of their enormous cocks right on the older woman's flushed cheeks.Each young man took a turn planting a sensuous kiss on Deloris's lips before turning their hungry gazes on Ida, licking their lips at the thought of getting another crack at her petite and exhausted body."Not so fast, Boys," Deloris subtly scolded, temporarily removing her mouth from Ida's smeared snatch to stop her sons before they reached Ida's head. "Let the poor woman breathe…Besides…I want to hear her cry out again when I make her cum…she'd choke on those big dicks of yours if she ain't careful!"So much throbbing cockflesh had infiltrated Ida's mouth, she felt herself becoming lightheaded from the reduced oxygen flow entering her lungs. Instinctively snapping her eyes open to discern an easier path to breath, Ida began making machinegun like inhales and exhales through her nose, as her surroundings slowly came into focus. All she could see above her however, were the two pistoning groins that took turns inching virile male flesh down her throat.Rolling her fuck finger around her clit with lightning speed, Deloris used her index and ring fingers to press down on the lips of her vagina. Deloris could see the look of unquestioned joy spread across her two sons' faces at the same time Ida Morgan's torso was heaving beneath their plowing weight."Jesus Christ," Rahim mouthed, just loud enough for his Brother beside him to hear."MMMMMHHUUMM," Deloris groaned, as the wet greasy taste of Ida Morgan's cunt filtered into her mouth for the second time.Sterling and Rahim each cast a weary smile back at Deloris, knowing she was correct in her assessment. Dutifully bending down to follow his Mother's order, Rahim took his place on the right side of the older woman's flat body, lustfully swiping his wide and wet tongue into Ida's sensitive ear before slipping it over her earlobe, across her juggular vein and then down her soft shoulder.
Huge Gay Cocks Getting To Know KayleeWritten on 20 August 2008 by admin
"Daddy!"Ramona stood next to her husband with her back to me while Randy rubbed her exposed buttocks for good luck. We each rolled one die to see who got first roll. Randy won the roll. He slapped her on the butt exclaiming, "Way to go Babe! Now run along woman, you're distracting me!" With two dicks and three hands in such close proximity, it was virtually impossible for no male-to-male contact to take place. The first few times that I rubbed my cock against his or brushed my dick across his fingers, I was alarmed, but after a while I just sort of accepted it. Randy sure didn't seem to mind, and as for Ramona, she was lost somewhere in the outer reaches of sexual blissdom."Yesssss!"Even though it was on the same basic plan, Ramona's pussy was very different from Kaylee's. Whereas Kaylee is petite, even in the pussy department, Ramona was a relatively big pussyed girl. Her man-in-boat had to be well over an inch long and seemed to rise at least a half inch. Whereas Kaylee had a nubbin, Ramona had a knob, a knob that was easy to suck into my mouth."Cum on my dick, ya fuckin' slut," Randy hissed. "Squeeze it you fucking whore, squeeze it!""Say, Ramona fixed a lasagna for tonight. Ya wanna join us for dinner?""Does ya daddy like ya slimy pussy?""Yesssss. Ohhhhh, fuck me Daddy, fuck me!""Are ya a slut, baby?"Sounded like a plan to me. Leaning forward, I sucked in one of her incredibly large pink nipples and swirled my tongue around it. I nibbled and gently bit her fat teat, pulling on it with my teeth, releasing it and blowing cool air across it to chill it, and then sucking back into my warm mouth. Ramona groaned in pleasure, stimulated by the pleasure/pain that she was receiving until she had to cover with her hand the now too-sensitive tissue that I had enflamed. I simply moved over and started in on her left tit. Nice thing about women and two tits, when one tit has had enough and is just too sensitive, the other is ready and waiting for a similar treatment. We stood about, swigging our beers with Ramona swooning on the floor. With his foot, Randy rolled her onto her back, and then with the same foot, spread her legs apart, exposing her aroused pussy. Glistening with sexual secretions, her red inner labia obscenely protruded from between her flushed and somewhat swollen outer lips. "Yessss!"It didn't taste bad or at all disgusting. In fact it just tasted like pussy. Of course it tasted like pussy, or at least spermy pussy as I was now use to that taste. Then I realized that, hell I love that taste. Having conquered my initial misgivings, I settled in to enjoy myself with her. After we helped her clear the table, load the dishwasher and cleanup the kitchen, we all went into the living area. I sat on the sofa while Randy and Ramona stood next to each other, with his arm around her waist. Pressing my fingers into her perineum, between her cunt hole and anus, I attacked her clit with gusto, furiously swiping at it with my tongue at the one o'clock position. The combo had its desired effect and she soon began bucking her hips and squeezing my head with her thighs as the intense orgasm swept over her.While I salivated, licked and explored around her succulent sluice, Randy lay down beside us, head-to-toe with his wife. I felt her leg being manipulated and even though I couldn't see what he was up to, I caught on when she stuck his toe into her mouth. I had never considered toe sucking to be particularly erotic, but the way she mouthed and slobbered over his big toe, I got hard again."That's right slut, every man likes to fuck a whore like you. Ya like your daddy fuckin' ya. Don't ya, slut? Ya like the feel of his big ole dick inside ya. Don't ya?"Her bare pussy lips flexed in and out with the slow rhythmic motion of his cock sluicing in and out. Randy reached around her hips. With his fingers he spread her open to display her large clit, excited and poking out from it's protective hood. The air filled with a lurid, wet smacking sounds and the unmistakable odor of aroused pussy.