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Well, Bronco Nation has just seen the largest number of players make their way into the NFL as we've seen in, well, forever...and who else is going to be playing with a familiar name and another one of our great left tackles of the past, but Nate Potter! He walks in to Arizona with a chance to win a possible starting spot, although I have seen many projections of him moving back inside to guard, where he would be competing with Daryn Colledge if he were to play on the left side. Well, I shot Daryn off some interview questions before the draft, and he was kind enough to answer them. After the jump, an interview with Daryn Colledge...
Without further ado, an interview with Daryn Colledge;
TBDM: Daryn, what was your favorite memory from playing back with the Broncos?
DC: Would just be playing on the blue. I loved my time there and miss the fans.
TBDM: Who influenced you the most as you worked your way towards an NFL career?
DC: My family for sure, but also my wife, and my staff at BSU. Without all those people's guiding hand, I wouldn't be where I am.
TBDM: Who has influenced you the most as an NFL player?
DC: Other players. I continue to try and grow, so I watch others and try and learn as much as i can.
TBDM: Do you have any funny stories from your times playing on the Blue?
DC: None that I can tell on here, haha.
TBDM: What sort of comments or questions do you get from other players in the NFL regarding Boise State?
DC: Why is the turf blue??
TBDM: What are your expectations for this coming year's BSU team?
DC: I expect the continuation of a winning tradition. With the community support we have and the foundation of excellence that is in place, the sky is the limit.
TBDM: What are your thoughts on the move to the Big East for Boise?
DC: We do what we do to continue the rise in level of competition.
TBDM: Was there any team that you enjoyed playing particularly more than others while at Boise?
DC: Always loved beating on Nevada and Fresno St.
TBDM: What is your favorite Dairy Queen Blizzard?
DC: Strawberry or cherry
TBDM: Do you have any off the field charitable work you are proud of that Bronco fans would be interested in hearing about?
DC: I was the Green Bay Packers Walter Payton Man of the Year for work in the community, something I was very proud of.
TBDM: What is your funniest memory of Coach Pete?
DC: He once told me that he would never be a head coach.
TBDM: Do you have any particular play that you are proudest of from your time playing football?
DC: I'm pretty proud anytime we score, and at BSU, we scored a lot!
TBDM: How do you feel on Monday/Tuesday mornings?
DC: Like I've been in a car wreck, for real.
TBDM: Any favorite motivational quotes or movies?
DC: "A little consideration, a little thought for others, makes all the difference." -Winnie the Pooh.
Thanks for interview, Daryn! Hopefully this will be the first in a series, but we shall see how many responses back I get.

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June 10, 2005
Valdosta - Workers at Powerhouse Outdoor Equipment are gearing up for a busy hurricane season. "We were like everybody else last year, we weren't very well prepared," said Ray Hedgecock.
Last summer, the store couldn't get generators in fast enough and eventually ran out. That's why its important to get yours early to make sure your ready for any power outages caused by a storm. "The last thing you want to do is try to buy one during a hurricane, the supply isn't very good and there are long lines," said Hedgecock.
To be prepared for hurricane season, your family also needs a disaster kit. This should include things like flashlights and batteries, personal hygiene items, a first aid kit, bottled water, and non-perishable food. "Its important to have it somewhere in the house where you can pull it out from under a bed or out of the top of the closet and you'll have the supplies you need for anywhere from three to five days," said Jennifer Steedley.
And if you do lose power, be careful about what foods you can save or need to throw away. Keeping your refrigerator and freezer closed will help foods last longer. "If you're freezer is full and it isn't opened it will keep about 48 hours, if its half full, it will keep about 24 hours," said Steedley.
It's also important to make sure at least one of your vehicles is gassed up and ready to go, just in case your family needs to evacuate. "We're going to have possibly millions of people coming up on I-75 that are going to be using our resources and getting our gas, so your car already needs to be ready," said Steedley.
The high winds we felt during last hurricane season forced hundreds of people in Lowndes County out of their homes and into shelters. But many people weren't prepared when they got there. "You're not going to have a cot, its important to bring your own blankets, pillows, anything that might make you more comfortable," said Steedley.
The National Weather Service predicts that this year's storms won't be as active as last year's, but its still vital to take every precaution you can to keep your family safe.
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Fungi seek out warm, dark places to dwell, which is why they're commonly found lurking in shoes and within the hearts of men. Shine a light with this Groupon.
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Doctors Sal Guadino, DPM and Sid Sharma, DPM do more than the average foot doctors. Most days, they're assisting clients at A Beautiful Foot. Other days, they take on a range of cases, serving as surgeons for the New York State trooper police. In both roles, the doctors treat a number of conditions that range from minor annoyances to major inconveniences. As they work, the doctors use high-end equipment including a diagnostic ultrasound that reveals the status of bones, pain points, screws, and lost coins via XI-scan imaging.


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A rare opportunity to purchase one of the earliest examples of the iconic Triumph Bonneville built in the first days after production started in 1958 – the first frame number was 020076, this example is 020538.
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Education Notebook: Sweetwater eighth-graders get iPads
Sweetwater Independent School District's eighth-graders and their teachers will get Apple iPads as part of what is being described by the district as a "major technological shift that will change the educational outlook of the entire district."
To use the iPads, the district will be installing a commercial Wi-Fi network for the entire Sweetwater Middle School campus.
"This program will be the beginning of an unprecedented amount of access to digital resources for Sweetwater students," Mike Marlett, the district's educational technology director, told the Sweetwater Reporter. "Students will be able to access the latest digital content to supplement teacher course work from anywhere on the campus."
Tarleton State University senior communications-studies student Jenny Cline spent months sifting through data and learning to use an Internet mapping tool to provide resident of the Cross Timbers region a new tool to keep tabs on sex offenders in their neighborhoods.
Cline produced searchable and interactive maps of registered sex offenders in Cross Timbers counties, which include Bosque, Comanche, Eastland, Erath, Hamilton, Hood, Palo Pinto and Somervell. The maps indicate more than 400 registered sex offenders.
"I think often the key to protecting one's self and family from sexual predators is simply being aware and making smart choices," Cline said. "I hope this project will inform people and make them aware of potential risk, possibly preventing someone from victimization. It is important to include a visual aid, a resource people can see and relate to, to make it real." Cline's maps are online at www.texannews.net under the sex offender maps tab. The residences of sex offenders are designated with a red balloon, day care centers with a green one, schools with yellow.
Comanche Elementary School will offer a free half-day pre-kindergarten program to students who meet certain mandated requirements.
During the 2011-12 school year, an all-day, tuition-based pre-k program also was available to students who otherwise didn't qualify for the pre-k program. Comanche Elementary might offer the all-day pre-k program during the 2012-13 school year as well.
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After working as a substitute teacher from 1995 to 2008 for the Spring ISD, Houston's Stephanie Bailey was encouraged by her supervisor to go back to college and earn her teaching degree.
Bailey, 55, enrolled in Lone Star College, where she acquired her GED, and completed her associate degree in 2010. She began her bachelor's degree in social sciences at Grand Canyon University through online learning the following year and is on track to graduate in fall 2013.
Bailey, who recently attended the Association of Texas Professional Educators annual conference in Austin and has family in Dallas, currently teaches at Bane Elementary in the Cy-Fair ISD.
"She went from being (someone with) a GED to now going to school to be a teacher," said Bailey's husband of 29 years, Richard. "I'll stand behind her in whatever she does. It's like a kid with a new pup, I'm so proud of her."
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Rich Cho slammed! Who will we get now? That's the question after the Blazers fired their G.M. Rich Cho after their first round exit in the playoffs. This comes as a surprise and truthfully really means that this franchise has problems. Change! We all are scared that this team will become once again the "Jail Blazers" but I can tell you one thing Jail Blazers is a better name then "Trail Losers". My dad is a Boston Celtic fan and understands winning me, on the other hand, I am a Blazer fan and I am accustomed to failure, losing, and disappointment as a fan of the Blazers.
This city, franchise, and fan base is afraid of one thing, change. We don't mind failure but God forbid that we change this team and turn them into "bad guys", or villians of the leauge (the Heat got the memo). Lets be honest here, this team will never win a championship unless we move on and admit that picking Oden over Durant was a huge mistake ( trust me many still don't get it, Oden was a mistake). Paul Allen needs to get his head out of where it don't shine and look around and understand that he can't fire a good G.M. and expect to get a better one in return. Cho helped this team get Gerald Wallace at the trade deadline for almost nothing and got this team physically better and tougher in less than a few months. The culture in Portland changed the minute we got Wallace and helped this team tremendously.
This team needs to get some players that aren't afraid to foul hard and talk a littile trash once in awhile and not be afraid to stand up and get physical. That's why Gerald Wallace is good for this team, he made Aldrige nastier and got him to rebound and stand tall in the middle. Portland needs to get rid of princess Rudy and find a guard off the bench that can actually bump into someone without breaking a nail, then go out and get a point guard that can jump and get to the rim with no effort (CP3 anyone?). The biggest thing we need to do is get rid of all the foreign prospects and get players that can play instead of waiting to see them for 3 years. Also enough with the dumb picks, Luke Babbitt was an absolute waste of a top 25 pick.
The waiting game is getting old around here and I want to get Oden on the court and give him one shot this year and if he blows it, then only sign him to a year extension. I would love to see some trade options and see who we can get for Batum and Miller in a deal, and find a place to fit them in with Camby and swing a deal to get a point guard that can get to the basket and actually shoot like an NBA player not like an old man (Miller sucks my grandpa jumps higher than him). I hate to see Batum go because he is such a good player with upside but the reality is if we don't want to stay in the first round, we need to get a franchise point guard and build around him and Aldridge for the next ten years. This team needs to get a point guard then see what can happen with Aldridge, Wallace, a franchise point (if not a really good one) and Oden who still can bring it.
This team really needs to get a reality check because the fact is Paul Allen has money but doesn't have any guts. We need to settle on a G.M. and let the man do his job and make trades to get this team better. That's all we need a smart guy to control and get this team ready for an apprearance in the NBA Finals (which seems alot farther away then it was three years ago). This team had a really bright future a few years ago but thanks to a young kid with old age and bad looks and some bad luck the future is not as bright but we can gather some of it back with the right moves.


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Leon A. King 2d, Philadelphia Court of Common Pleas
King is the only openly LGBT candidate for Common Pleas judge. King has been active within the LGBT community, having served on the board for the William Way LGBT Community Center and currently sitting on the board of The Attic Youth Center. The former prison commissioner has also been instrumental in helping incarcerated individuals with HIV/AIDS gain access to medication. King told PGN that, if elected, he hoped to raise LGBT awareness in the judicial system. "Right now, we only have two [out LGBT] people on the bench, so it is good to continue to raise the community's profile."
Inja Coates, Philadelphia Traffic Court
Coates, who identifies as bisexual, is a self-employed therapist and LGBT activist. She said she plans to bring her progressive nature and diverse background to advocates for Philadelphians who are underrepresented. "I bring an ability to be clean and fair and I've been involved with the social-justice movements for many years — the whole litany of racial justice, representation. You have to know the different issues that the community is facing."
Robert Tuerk, Philadelphia Traffic Court
Tuerk is an openly gay attorney who previously ran for Traffic Court judge in 2011. He got into the race again, he said, because he's eager to restore the reputation of the court. "I want to bring competence, fairness and equal justice for everyone," he told PGN. "I am a fair-minded person, therefore no one would be discriminated against in my courtroom."
Dan Miller, Harrisburg mayor
If elected, Miller would become the first out mayor in Harrisburg — as well as throughout the entire state. Miller, who currently serves as Harrisburg City Controller, said he not only plans to help Harrisburg with its financial issues, but his tenure would promote visibility for LGBT candidates. "I think it's important to have openly gay elected officials who perform well and who are respected by the voters and the citizens for doing a good job," he said.
Bryan Tate, Pennsylvania House of Representatives
Tate is running for state representative in the 95th district in York and, if elected, would be Pennsylvania's third out state lawmaker, and the first Republican to be elected as an out candidate. The York native is vice president of philanthropy at York County Community Foundation. Although Tate has a wealth of non-LGBT-specific issues he plans to work on, marriage equality and nondiscrimination are also on the top of his list. "I think Pennsylvania needs to step up and provide the same equality to LGBT persons that it provides to everyone else," Tate said.
Andrea Myers, Hatboro Council
Myers, an out lesbian, was instrumental in bringing forward an LGBT nondiscrimination ordinance to Hatboro. The measure passed but was ultimately veoted by the town's mayor. Myers' family has a long history of serving the community. "Even though our local attempt at countering discrimination was ultimately vetoed, it opened up a lot of dialogue," she said. "LGBT candidates, local leaders and allies to our community help bring real, tangible faces and voices to the forefront in these discussions."


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JCRC Brings Students Together at "Step Up for Israel" Evening (March 1, 2012)
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A hundred students from area high schools and colleges spent an evening together learning about pro- and anti-depictions of Israel both within and outside classrooms on college campuses. On March 1, they took time from their busy schedules to attend Step Up for Israel. The program, which screened two films from Jerusalem Online University, was presented by the Jewish Community Relations Council of South Palm Beach County, with sponsorship from Alpha Epsilon Pi, the Global Jewish Fraternity; and in conjunction with Hillel of Broward and Palm Beach Counties, Jewish Student Union, BBYO-Gold Coast Region, Jerusalem Online University, Young Judea and March of the Living. Click here to read the article.
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From the Spitefuls.com website:
Spitefuls is proud to soon present the first of hopefully many dioramas to spiffy up your cubicle and help alleviate work boredom through a fun activity using common office supplies! Perfect for your cubicle, office, or desk… it's sure to bring lots of hours of conversation and quizzical looks from fellow coworkers. And who doesn't want quizzical looks from their coworkers.
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This shot is one of an amazing series by Paul Nicklen and part of an article by Jennifer S. Holland entitled "In the Whirl" on the NationalGeographic.com. Please follow the link and check out the entire series, you won't be disappointed.
BONUS: Because it's the beginning of a holiday weekend here in the US, here's a bonus video that will give you an even greater appreciation of how difficult it must have been to get the above photo and the linked to series. Enjoy! (note video is not part of National Geographic photo series)
Hat tip to Mr. Boat Blog
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In the September 2008 Harvard Business Review, Mark de Rond wrote an interesting short piece in the Forethought section entitled Lessons from the Oxford and Cambridge Boat Race (free article after accepting terms of use) which is derived from his recent book The Last Amateurs: To Hell and Back with the Cambridge Boat Crew Race. Here's a link to the book blog.
In the HBR article, de Rond writes:
Few environments test the ability of team members to balance competitive and cooperative instincts as well as the Oxford and Cambridge Boat Race does… Despite the public spectacle, celebrity treatment, and media circus, the race remains a profound, primal test of individual character in the context of a team. Indeed, the elite oarsmen who win coveted places in Cambridge's Blue Boat are those who compete most ruthlessly—away from the glare of the cameras—to secure a seat and then collaborate seamlessly with whichever crew members are ultimately selected. How do coaches identify these rare individuals?
de Rond, Reader in Strategy and Organisation and Fellow of Darwin College at the University of Cambridge, explains seat racing, a process used in rowing to identify the most effective crew among a pool of individually qualified and competent candidates. Basically, teams of rowers compete with and against each other as individuals are swapped out after each training race until the most effective team is selected.
He then goes on to suggest a similar application in business.
Business teams aren't rowing crews, of course, but the same principles of competition and coordination apply. The next time you're trying to assemble a team, why not have two groups face off on a series of problem-solving challenges, swapping members between the groups until you arrive at an optimal combination? It may seem like a cumbersome exercise, but it could identify your strongest and most cooperative team. Not a bad way to get both oars in the water.
I always find it very valuable when new team members are introduced into problem solving since they often bring new skill sets and perspectives and can challenge the process already underway. Of course, this has to be balanced against the potential disruption that can occur when you already have a high performing team. But if you are trying to build a team to tackle a tough problem, seat racing may help get you to the finish line before the competition.
Photo credit: crew by emurray on Flickr.com
On June 28, 2008 Loews Coronado Bay Resort hosted the 3rd Annual Surf Dog competition. Wow, these dogs can hang 20!
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Summer's nearly over and before you know it Christmas will be here. So it's not too early to begin looking for that special present for that budding marine biologist in your life.
Here's something pretty unique but please heed the WARNING: Choking Hazard, Small Parts, Not Suitable for Children Under 3 Years. Otherwise, this looks like it will bring hours of enjoyment defending the narwhal against its fierce "natural enemies," the penguin, seal pup and koala bear.
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Okay maybe it's just me but that this NY Times headline seems rather obvious: After Kite Boarder's Accident, Some Say Winds Were Too Much. Watch this and you be the judge:
Here's an interesting side story in the NY Times article which seems to reinforce the notion that kiteboarders are persistent.
A permutation of the sport was featured in the first X Games in 1995 in Providence, R.I. Some of the competitors crashed into rocks, and one was blown off course to Newport, R.I. When he finally made land, he hailed a cab, loaded his kite in the trunk and rode back to the venue. The sport was dropped from the games for the following year.
Hope the kiteboarder, Kevin Kearney recovers swiftly.
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Aren't these Olympics great with Michael Phelps, the Redeem Team and those perky gymnasts.
Here's an event that you might have missed due to the time difference in Beijing.
Closer to home, here is footage from the national training camp for the 2012 Olympics in London. (I still think they have time to shake that logo!)


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PORTLAND, Ore., November 12, 2012 /3BL Media/ - Howard S. Wright, a Balfour Beatty company, is proud to announce that three of the company's projects recently received Leadership in Energy and Environmental Design (LEED) certification from the U.S. Green Building Council.
The certified projects are Vestas U.S. Headquarters, NWEA Commercial Interiors, and Rivergate Corporate Center III & IV, all located in Portland, Oregon. The projects received platinum, gold, and silver certification, respectively.
"We've been fortunate to be recognized as a Green Building and Sustainability leader in the Northwest," stated Bruce Joncas, Senior Project Engineer for Howard S. Wright, "and we look forward to sharing our expertise and lessons learned through future design and construction projects across the industry."
Each project presented unique elements for sustainability and green building, which helped earn the LEED rating:
Vestas U.S. Headquarters – LEED® Platinum certification
This 145,000 square foot tenant improvement project, completed in March 2012, included a challenging implementation of design and the engineering of sophisticated building systems. In partnership with core and shell contractor, Skanska USA, Howard S. Wright worked closely to coordinate the overlap in engineered MEP systems, including implementation of rainwater used in non-potable systems, energy efficient lighting, and HVAC systems.
Some highlights of the project include:
The project's LEED score earned all 85 points that were assigned.
NWEA TI – LEED® Gold certification
The renovation of this existing five story office building in downtown Portland included new energy efficient mechanical, electrical, and lighting systems. Mechanical and electrical scopes of work were designed and built by Howard S. Wright in conjunction with key subcontractors, Cochran Electric and American Heating.
Some highlights of the project include:
Rivergate Corporate Center IV – LEED® Silver certification
The Rivergate Corporate Center Phase III project (which includes building IV) is a 413,700 square foot distribution center for Subaru.
Some highlights of the building include:
LEED is an internationally-recognized green building certification system established by the U.S. Green Building Council, which promotes sustainable building and practices. Balfour Beatty Construction, which includes Howard S. Wright, reported more than $2 billion in 2011 revenue from sustainable construction projects and ranks 4th on Engineering News-Record's Top 100 Green Contractors list.The company has more than 400 LEED Accredited Professionals and LEED Green Associates.
About Balfour Beatty Construction
A leader in the U.S. commercial construction industry, Balfour Beatty Construction provides general contracting, at-risk construction management, and design-build services through more than 2,400 professionals nationwide. The company has been cited as a Top 10 Green Builder by Engineering-News Record for the past three years, and as one of the 100 Best Companies to Work For® by FORTUNE magazine for three years in a row. The company is part of London-based Balfour Beatty plc, a global leader in professional services, construction services, support services, and infrastructure investment, with more than $18 billion in annual revenues. To learn more about the company and its subsidiary—Howard S. Wright—visit balfourbeattyus.com.
About Howard S. Wright
With more than 127 years in business, Howard S. Wright provides preconstruction, general contracting, and construction management services for clients in the public and private sector. The company serves 18 market sectors including corporate office, education, healthcare, mission critical, and hospitality. It operates out of its offices in Seattle, Portland, San Francisco, and Phoenix. Howard S. Wright is a leader in sustainable building with over $1.6 billion in completed LEED projects. Serving clients on the west coast, the company was acquired by Balfour Beatty Construction in June 2011.
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Vayaz said . . .
It seems to me that all those guild banks full of stuff (got 6 or 7) are eating a lot of my liquid money. Or perhaps that's normal and I simply have to spend more time selling things.
How many guild bank tabs full of stock do you have, if I may ask?
I have other guild banks with things like cross-faction recipes and then a guild bank with my leftover saronite and eternals but I feel the stock is not great enough or unique enough to really warrant screenshots of it. Just picture way too much Saronite and Eternal Shadow.
Thanks for the question Vayaz, I was glad to talk about my stockpiling, or lackthereof. If anyone ever has any questions please feel free to leave comments or contact me via the contact info on the right.


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Robin – We had an amazing time aboard the Pubcrawler yesterday! Tim was an awesome driver/host and everyone has been raving about the whole experience. Thanks for providing such a fun new adventure to us!
Our entire group had an absolute blast! The Pubcrawler was extremely unique and gave us a new way to enjoy the downtown Austin scene. Even the people that drove by seemed to be having fun just watching us. I was very impressed with the amenities that were available on the Pubcrawler, such as stereo system, benches, plenty of space for coolers, and a very entertaining tour guide! I would recommend Pubcrawler to any group that enjoys the scenery, festivities, and establishments of downtown Austin. I know we'll be back!
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I just want to let you know that we all had a great time on Saturday, and that we look forward to riding the pub crawler again sometime soon. Best of luck with the new business!
We all loved the Pubcrawler! Your dad was an excellent host/driver. Please give him my regards. My group of friends and I had the best time and have already been spreading the word about our Pubcrawling experience. We hope to do it again soon!
Biking and beer, what a truly perfect combo! The Pubcrawler was a fantastic way to jump start the weekend and see downtown Austin at a relaxed and friendly pace. Our 80's playlist rocking, the beer flowing, we had so much fun going from bar to bar and seeing all the sights in between. What a unique and stellar experience! Thanks for bringing this to Austin!
After our navigation briefing, we were ready to go! As we began to peddle, we began to laugh. And laugh. And laugh! It was just the most funny and fun thing I've ever done. At least it was when we peddled out of the storage facility and onto Fifth Street heading east. Then we hit our first incline. Suddenly not so much fun…but still quite funny. Particularly the looks on people's faces as we passed them as they walked along the street or as they drove past us in their cars. Many of them stopped to take pictures of us. And the whole time we were laughing and laughing…and sweating. Hey, it's August in Austin! We even had a few cyclists peddle up to us, begging us to throw them a beer. Which, of course, we did not do...we needed those beers for ourselves!
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We had a blast! It was so much fun for us, and the time we spent was just enough to keep us satisfied in the cold! I will definitely recommend it to friends and we all want to do it again soon. Really appreciate you letting us go so late, and our driver was great!
We had such a great time even with the weather being so frigid! It will definitely be an outing we will be taking advantage of in the spring! Thank you again for your help in making this experience a memorable one for Paul on his birthday!
—Saci B.
I just wanted to let you know how much fun Kinnon and I had last night on the pub crawl. You were such a great host and the idea is so genius! I am going to tell all of my friends about you guys and really really hope to come on another ride soon! Have a great St. Patty's Day!


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If you are looking for some defense against the winds, waves, and flooding that continuously batter and eat away your coastal property, American beachgrass (Ammophila breviligulata) is your plant. This hardy, salt-tolerant, native grass has strong, fast-growing underground rhizomes (root-like underground stems). The rhizomes spread beneath the sand and give rise to many new plants, helping to stabilize sands. Beachgrass also tolerates salt spray and occasional wave overwash, drying winds, low nutrients, heat, and excessive sunlight, and grows well in sandy soils, making it ideal for coastal use. But maybe the best thing about beachgrass is that it helps to develop, build, and maintain dunes.
What Dunes Can Do for You
Dunes provide a physical buffer between the sea and inland areas, helping to protect homes and properties from the damaging effects of waves, wind, storm surges, and flooding. In addition, as waves hit the dune, its sediments move and shift—a process that absorbs wave energy and protects landward areas from the full brunt of the storm. The size of the dune (the height, length, and width) determines the level of protection provided. Dunes are also sand sinks, storing sediments that shift to coastal beaches and nearshore areas when the dunes are eroded during storms. As long as the sand stays in this beach/dune/nearshore system, it continues to protect inland areas and is available to build dunes and beaches in the future.
What You Can Do for Your Dune
Whether you bolster an existing dune or build a dune from scratch, the best way to get started is to plant beachgrass. The dense root system (which runs deep and anchors the plant in place) and the fast-growing rhizomes (which spread beneath the sand and sprout many new plants) allow for quick establishment. And once established, beachgrass literally catches sand—the leaves slow the speed of wind, allowing wind-blown sand to be deposited—and this accumulation helps build up the dune. What's more, the plants thrive on being covered in sand and respond by sending out new shoots and rhizomes to continue the dune-building process. The leaves of the beachgrass also help to stabilize the dune by sheltering underlying sand from wind and rain, while the root systems help bind the sediments. And once beachgrass is established and a dune becomes more stable, other plants are able to gain a foothold, thereby creating greater diversity for wildlife habitat and reducing the potential for a loss of all vegetation to disease or pests. For information on additional beach and dune plantings to create more diversity, see the Massachusetts Office of Coastal Zone Management's (CZM) Coastal Landscaping website .
Though a U.S. Army Corps of Engineers Dune Restoration and Stabilization Study on Nauset Beach concluded that sand fences initially capture sand more rapidly than newly planted beachgrass, once established, beachgrass traps sand at a rate equivalent to sand fencing with multiple lifts (constructing additional fences higher up on the growing dune once the original fences are filled and covered by sand).
Beachgrass Planting Tips
For best results with beachgrass, here are a few useful tips:
Do You Need a Permit?
Because activities on the coast can easily impact natural resources and neighboring properties, they are consequently strictly regulated. So before doing any planting on or near a beach or dune, contact your local Conservation Commission and/or the Massachusetts Department of Environmental Protection's Division of Watershed Management to determine if a permit is necessary.
When to Plant
Beachgrass grows best in cool weather and therefore typically gets its best start when planted from mid-November through mid-April (but not when the ground is frozen). In areas exposed to strong wind or waves, it is best to plant beachgrass in the early spring to reduce the likelihood that it will be washed or blown away in winter storms. If the area to be planted is located in shorebird nesting habitat, beachgrass should be planted as early in the spring as possible to avoid nesting season, which starts in mid-April. (Contact the Massachusetts Division of Fisheries and Wildlife's Natural Heritage and Endangered Species Program (NHESP) for additional information on wildlife and rare species management and restrictions.) Beachgrass should not be planted in the dry summer months when it is unlikely to become successfully established.
Location, Location, Location
For beachgrass to thrive, it should be planted in a location with enough wind-blown sand to sustain the plantings and build the dune. Beachgrass tends to grow best when frequently covered by sand, otherwise an unhealthy build-up of thatch occurs that can harbor organisms and insects that make the plants susceptible to disease and drought.
Beachgrass should also be planted as far landward of the high tide line as feasible (most sources recommend at least 100 feet above mean high tide, if space permits). If planted too far seaward, storm tides and waves prevent vegetation from growing and sand from accumulating. Moreover, beachgrass generally grows toward the beach (i.e., toward the source of blowing sand) until the point where saltwater inundation is reached. So the farther back beachgrass is planted, the more room it has to grow, resulting in a bigger (or at least more stable) dune.
Plant Spacing and Depth
Beachgrass culms (the single plant with stem) should be spaced approximately 18 inches apart to ensure successful establishment. In areas that are particularly vulnerable to storms, waves, and washouts, plant culms closer together (e.g., 12 inches apart) to maximize sand build-up and enhance erosion control. Because the plants spread approximately 6 to 10 feet horizontally each year, there is no need to over plant.
You may also want to use a graduated density—planting culms farther apart closer to the shore to allow some sand through and then planting culms closer together through the middle and back of the dune where most sand will be collected. This arrangement mimics the natural landward-to-seaward growth of the dune and helps to prevent the dune from building up too steeply.
Whatever the density, stagger each row of plants to maximize the capture of sand and to avoid creating wind tunnels. Approximately 1-3 culms should be planted per hole at a depth of 8-10 inches. The sand should be firmly pressed down around the culms to secure them in place.
Don't forget that shorebirds start to nest in mid-April in the Northeast and planting might not be allowed at all in these areas to avoid adverse impacts. If beachgrass planting is allowed (and timed accordingly), culms are often required to be spaced 36 inches apart to allow enough open sandy areas for shorebird nesting. The Natural Heritage and Endangered Species Program can provide information on the location of endangered species habitat and any special design or permitting requirements for your area.
When beachgrass is planted at the appropriate time of year (from fall through spring), there is generally enough precipitation to sustain plantings without supplementing with additional water. Too much water will actually allow other plants to gain a foothold and out-compete beachgrass. These other plants may not survive for the long term and won't serve the same benefits as beachgrass, so it is best not to get them started.
A modest use of fertilizer can encourage plant growth and speed stem and root growth. However, fertilizers can also be washed into coastal waters where they can cause excessive algae growth, reducing oxygen supplies and leading to fish kills. The algae can also produce toxins in the water that pose health problems to people and animals.
To avoid these damaging effects, use a high nitrogen, low phosphorus, slow-release fertilizer. (See the University of New Hampshire Cooperative Extension's Slow-Release Fertilizers for Home Gardens and Landscapes factsheet for details.) One application of fertilizer in the spring within 30 days of planting (but NOT before April 1) and another in late summer/early fall will benefit the growth and establishment of beachgrass. Fertilizer should not be applied too early (before April) because it will wash away before being used by the plants. Fertilizer also is not productive when applied in the mid-summer because the grass tends to slow in growth during this time. Fertilizer may actually cause die-offs of plants if used excessively, so always use sparingly (generally no more than 1 pound of nitrogen for each 1,000 square-foot area that is planted with beachgrass).
Maintenance and Protection
If planted in the right location, at the right time, and under the right conditions, beachgrass plantings are generally good to go for the long term. However, you will want to protect your beachgrass from vehicular and foot traffic, not only at the time of planting, but also on well-established dunes. For all its hardiness, beachgrass cannot withstand trampling and being crushed. And once bare of vegetation, dunes are more vulnerable to erosion and blowouts. So keep your beachgrass safe and your dune stable and you will be duly rewarded with outstanding protection from storms and flooding.
For More Information
The following materials provide details on planting beachgrass and other coastal landscaping topics:
- CZM's Coastal Landscaping website .
- CZM's Guidelines for Barrier Beach Management in Massachusetts .
- New York Sea Grant and Cornell Cooperative Extension's Planting Guide for American Beachgrass.
- U.S. Department of Agriculture's Natural Resource Conservation Service PLANTS Database.
- Woods Hole Sea Grant and Cape Cod Cooperative Extension's Coastal Dune Protection & Restoration: Using 'Cape' American Beachgrass & Fencing.


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In July 2005, when Manila Pavilion Hotel (now Waterfront Manila Pavilion) management was planning the opening of Boulvar Lounge, I suggested the name of the very young Sitti Navarro, virtually unknown at that time, for the opening act, as I believed she would best epitomize what Boulvar was all about. She was young, only an 18-year-old college student then, very intelligent, chic, classy and exciting. With a few people vehemently disagreeing, I predicted that the beautiful girl will go places. I asked my good friend Verni Varga to take a look at her at the Boulvar and Verni agreed. "With a little change in her packaging, she could make it big in the entertainment world," Verni said. She advised Sitti on what to wear (e.g., something that fits her age not the long black unbecoming gown she wore); put on a little more makeup, and put more style and body into her hair. In less than a year, Sitti's Bossa album was such a hit you would hear her voice wherever you went — in the mall, in the restaurant, even in the office. In less than a year, she was Aliw Awards' and MTV Pilipinas Best New Female Artist. I was so proud of Sitti.
In a short period of time, Sitti "crossed over" from singing to TV, doing guestings, hosting and even acting. In spite of her popularity, Sitti has not changed a bit in her simplicity and humility. During my interview in Stonehouse, E. Rodriguez, Quezon City (owned by Garrie Trinidad, her ever-efficient manager) where Sitti performs every Tuesday, I still saw the same Sitti with more makeup though and better hairdo. She is now every inch the singing star I saw much earlier but still ever the sweet, soft-spoken person she has always been.
Although she looks so fragile and vulnerable, Sitti is made of much firmer stuff inside. A rundown of her credentials would include graduating Valedictorian in pre-school, Second Honorable Mention in Grade School and Valedictorian in High School. Whew! In college she finished Bachelor of Science in Business Economics (one of the more difficult courses at the University of the Philippines-Diliman as far as I can remember) in four years' time, while singing almost nightly at different venues starting during the summer before she entered first year college at 16. Having gone through lounge singing myself, I asked Sitti how she could have possibly managed nightly gigs that ended at 2 a.m., go home to Las Piñas, sleep at around 4 a.m., then wake up in the morning to commute going to UP for daily bouts with her demanding teachers. Sitti admits it was very tiring but she just had to do it as a working student. "If there was one thing I developed during my college years, it was my faith in God," Sitti shares, "and God was there to watch over me." (Oh, did I also mention that she was also a Dean's Lister at UP?)
She was in third year college when she decided to concentrate on Bossa Nova and I believe this move by Garrie for his ward was just perfect for Sitti's singing career that swiftly soared to unparalleled heights. Aside from the Lord and her manager Garrie, Sitti is also very grateful to her grandmother who encouraged her to sing even before she went to grade school; her ever-protective Mom (who I recall accompanied her in all her hectic gigs); her Ninong Tito Raymond; Warner Phils.; her lounge singing groupies who followed her wherever she sang (including Mr. Ongking, and a very private unnamable person who later became her boyfriend) and her Sitti-zens who go to all her gigs. She has fans all over the country and those from the Visayas would definitely be catching her in Dumaguete on Feb. 13; Roxas City, Feb. 14; and Tagbilaran City, Feb. 15.
But Sitti is not just a singer and outstanding student. Surprise, surprise! In between singing and studying, Sitti would also be joining beauty contests and winning them. In 2001, she won Miss Visayas in the Miss Travel Girl pageant, and in 2004, she was first runner-up in the Miss Silka competition where she also won the Best in Swimwear award.
For someone who has had so many great achievements at a very young age, Sitti has no plans of stopping to reach her other goals in life. Typical of any UP graduate, she has advocacies. First, she wants Filipinos to change their view of themselves. She wants to erase the mindset that as Filipinos, we are always late. Told of an organization called O.R.A.S. which espouses the principle that "Filipino Time is on Time," her eyes grew wide with excitement, telling me that she would want to be a part of it. She wants to instill the value of integrity to Filipinos, especially those still in their formative years. She wants to remove the so-called crab mentality and the mañana habit in the thinking of Filipinos. She is much dismayed by the fact that the literacy rate has gone down and she wants to fight for the improvement of education in the Philippines.
For almost three years now, I have been an ardent admirer of Sitti. I know how talented, intelligent, beautiful and hardworking she is. But after she shared with me her principles and advocacies, my admiration was transformed to greater respect. Her grandmother, who passed away even before Sitti recorded her first album and who believed that Sitti was very special, must be smiling so proudly in heaven. For, not only has Sitti become a singing star; she has also become a mature, sensitive and God-fearing person who cares for the future of the Filipino youth and her beloved country.
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Demonizing Soros, Beck's New Cottage Industry
In the world of media, the most important thing to a radio or TV shock jock is the ratings book. In Beck's case, since he brings in almost ZERO net advertising revenue due to the Beck boycott, this is critically important because the only rationale for keeping him around is that he holds people from the previous show to the next show. If this is falling apart, so is Glenn.
As reported earlier, Glenn lost almost a 3rd of his demographic compared to October 2009 even in an election year. This means that his attacks on progressives, Pelosi, Obama, and MSNBC are not holding his audience. Sooner or later one of his crackpot lunatic conspiracies has to come true or even the faithful will start to fade away. Since this shtick is failing, time to bring out the Big Guns… an all-out blitzkrieg smear campaign against George Soros.
Glenn Beck has spent most of this week attempting to link George Soros, Hungarian-American philanthropist, with the following evil, James Bondish conspiracy plot. The 5 point plot follows below.
Glenn Beck appeared on Bill O'Reilly's show on Friday to explain and discuss this plot, which is according to Beck the most dangerous threat facing America today. The video is below with my comments.
1. Establishing a shadow government that REALLY controls the US and this conspiracy goes back to Students for a Democratic Society. (wow) Also Bill Ayers (Weather Underground & university professor), and the Open Society Institute, a philanthropic worldwide organization that promotes democracy, education, and health. Also included in this shadow control are MediaMatters (LOL) and Huffington Post (ROFL… Roy Secroft can't even tie his own shoes without drooling on them). Beck never says how this shadow government controls anything. Seriously, Glenn. What agencies are they going to control? Name them, name who is control and what they are doing that can even remotely be construed as "taking control of the US government". If you mean governing, i.e., making decisions about public policy, such as auto safety, clean air, military spending, and so on, that's what we pay them to do.
2. Controlling the airwaves… somehow Beck thinks that helping fund NPR is "controlling" the airwaves. Holy Tabernacle of Mornoni, BatBoy! Clear Channel, Sinclair, and Fox News Corporation control the airwaves. Everyone knows that, don't they? Doesn't Glenn know that? How could he NOT know that? He's been in broadcasting for 25 years.
Killing NPR has been one of the right-wing mantras since the Newt Gingrich "Contract With America" Congress came to town. What they did was they threatened to de-fund the Corporation for Public Broadcasting unless they became more "fair and balanced" to the GOP. Sometimes there IS no balance, there's just the simple fact that the GOP is stealing us blind. The result of Gingrich's threat was that Corporation for Public Broadcasting's media outlets, NPR and PBS, took a sharp turn to the right. They supported the invasion of Iraq, for example, by under-reporting or ignoring the factual stories that went contrary to the Bush Administration. Reminder to CPB: if you don't do it, who will?
I got curious about the actual state of the media so I did a little more research. I found a nifty page done as a project for a college class and I thought you might find it interesting. I tried to contact the author of the page, but she must have graduated. She admits that the page is incomplete, and I was trying to find out if she would consider spending a bit more time to update with information about the radio biz, which is mostly missing from this chart.
3. Destroying the state by making kids hate capitalism and encouraging Obama to rule by Executive Order. This is such an idiotic, blatant lie that you'd have to be high on something to even say it. The king of Executive Orders is George W. Bush, who wrote them by the hundreds.
OK here's the score on Executive Orders. Bush wrote 291 in 8 years, which is an average of 36 per year. Obama has written 65 in 2 years, for an average of 32 per year. But it's not only the number of executive orders, it's the content of them. Bush wrote executive orders that nullified federal law and the Constitution. He wrote signing statements that stated that he was planning to violate or would not be held accountable for violation of the very law he was signing. Now that's wielding executive power. Obama's idea of executive overreach is to tell the Justice Department to leave Bush alone, or ask the GOP members of Congress if it's OK that they agree on something now and then.
For a fascinating look at what both men have been doing (or have done) with Executive Orders, visit the National Archives. Each Executive Order is cataloged by subject and the full text of each one is there. Some of it is trivial stuff; some not so much. The easiest way to get there is through Google; use the search phrase "
4. Provoke an election crisis by seeding the system with Secretaries of State who will try to disrupt elections in the future, that is, assuming they get elected or appointed. LOL, Glenn Beck's career was saved by Florida Secretary of State Katheryn Harris who did the chicken dance as a night club singer and threw the 2000 election to George W. Bush. Does Beck really believe that someone is plotting to make this happen again and again? How far would a cadre of Soros-appointed Secretaries of State get against the Roberts Supreme Court? Funny stuff. Further, this plan relies on voter fraud, a favorite white-man GOPER whipping boy. There is no voter fraud problem. No GOPER has ever proven that there is, if you know of a single court case in the last 30 years that doesn't involve Ann Coulter, please let us know.
5. Seize power. I am not exactly sure how they do this one. I think they get Mitch McConnell, Jim DeMint, Eric Cantor, Steve King, Chuck Grassley, Rand Paul, Michelle Bachmann, and all of the rest of the GOP Becktards that control half of our Legislative Branch to sign a paper that says
We're never going to vote 'no' again, in fact we're all going to be socialists and bow down to Hungarian Bazillionaire George Soros. Further, there won't be an endless stream of motions from the floor to impeach Barack Obama over the 'birth certificate'. We PROMISE.
This is what Beck has been screaming about for the last 6 months? That he's going to "expose" Soros? Sweet Baby Jesus. Even the most serious Beck fans have to be wondering what the hell is rattling around in his goofy skull. How the hell is any of this stuff even remotely related to a practical plan to turn the US government over to the "socialists" and "Progressives"?
You know, I've been watching Beck for a year now, but this has GOT to be the most off-the-wall scrambling to save his ratings that I've ever heard. It's obvious that his demonizing "progressives" wasn't working.; Too vague. Nobody really knows what that means, and he keeps talking about dead people from 100 years back and nobody really knows history, especially Beck. So why not shift the focus of blame to something more immediate, like, say, George Soros? Beck says that Soros helped put Jews in the gas chambers! Wow. I guess all the Jews should love Glenn Beck for revealing that!
I keep saying this… each new twist is crazier than the last one. Beck is a dead issue, he's just not aware of it yet.
Update 11/11/10:
The Beckapalooza Show went and stepped in it this time. It turns out that instead of the Jews being happy about him exposing Soros as part of the gas chamber plot during WWII (when he was 14 years old), they're furious about it. No matzo ball parties for you, Glennie. Instead, the Anti-Defamation League is condemning Beck for his made up bullshit. It's time that he got called out for what he is… an abject liar on the way out who is scrambling to make his ratings card.
Beck and O'Reilly Talk Up Glenn's Theory About the Destruction of America by George Soros Et. Al.
If you have any sensitivity to the smell of freshly-excreted cow flop, I recommend you do not watch the following. Also, do not watch this if you are high on nitrous oxide. See comments below.
At :16 Bill calls Beck "the G man" (implying what… FBI?) and also refers to Soros as a "radical left guy". No, Bill, Soros is a socialist. You're confused, you think all socialists are radical, because we believe in such far left ideas as 100% voting, health care fore everyone, public libraries, and NPR. (Ooo, scary!)
At :24 the camera pans to Beck who is sitting there with a grin/smirk that makes him appear like he needs a straitjacket.
:40 Bill wants to know what the "headline" is for anyone who might have missed the show (pfffffft!). Here's Glenn's response: "What you're seeing happen, um, and what is coming between the inflation in the grocery stores and the gas pumps, um, the, um, organizations out in the streets, um , it's a puppet show, it's a puppet show, it is, it is orchestrated by George Soros. "
Wait a minute. First of all, food prices have seen moderate increases in the last 6 months, still groceries are only 1.4% above the Consumer Price Index.
Fuel prices are up slightly, which is still within 25 cents per gallon of prices in May 2009. So what organizations are in the streets, exactly, and what are they protesting? OK, let's hear Glenn explain how this is all being manipulated by George Soros.
To Bill O's credit, he asks him the direct question at 1:08. " So let's take the prices first. So your theory is, that the rising prices, and the rise in food commodity prices is directly attributable to Mr. Soros."
1:18 Glenn: "Oh yeah, ah, Mr. Soros, um, um, along with allies and, and, he's created a shadow government which we outlined, um, and really, um, in, in, his own words, the shadow party is something that he did, the shadow party conventions back in 2000." Not really, Glenn. The Shadow Party thing is based on a widely discredited book by Richard Poe which claims that millions of dollars of Democratic Party campaign contributions were siphoned off into George Soros' pocket. It is totally absurd, totally undocumented, and just another outright lie.
1:30 Glenn: "… um, and so he and his allies believe there should be a New World Order." Who was it that first used the phrase "New World Order"? Wasn't that, hmmm, lemme think.; Hmmm,
Oh, yeah! That was George H. W. Bush, noted NEOCON, the natural enemy of socialists like George Soros, talking up how the world was going to be run by a puppet-like UN dominated by the US. Yeah, but now suddenly the New World Order people are socialists! Damn!
1:37 Glenn: This is an organization that George Soros has been putting together for years, in his own words…
1:50 O'Reilly: He's got the Open Society Organization, and he's got all this other business that he finances…
1:50 Glenn: Right. $500 million dollars to some of the most radical leftist organizations…
1:54 Bill O'Reilly: There's no doubt, there's no doubt.
1:55 Glenn: The guy who runs that "philanthropy" for him, and picks everybody, was the creator of SDS.
OK, stop stop stop. Glenn, I'm calling bullshit on you until you name names and detail exactly what part they had in the original Weather Underground and what their job description, budget, and organizational branch is like. Saying that somebody used to do this or that is bullshit unless you can prove it and explain it. Saying that he runs a $400 million philanthropy budget is absurd beyond belief. Anyone? Do you know how much money that is for one person to administer?
Glenn and Billo articulate another spew of RWNJ platitudes, mainly about how the socialists are so rich (hey, I could use a few $ over here) and how they want to destroy the US government. One question, sirs: Since the John Birch Society is dead and gone, radicals like Cleon Skousen and Ezra Taft Benson, former Mormon nutters, again dead, discredited. Why has the supposedly powerful progressive New-World-Order-expousing left wing been unable to turn this into a bigger version of Cuba? Why is it that the right wing nuts have been proliferating like rats and getting more and more radical every generation?
It's because the left-wing conspiracy theory is just Mormon mythology. It's used to scare people into hating social justice, unions, state institutions, of course, into line. If you step out of line as a Mormon, you're done.
More on this later. I will try to get through another minute of this tape tomorrow. Good gawd it gets ugly.
Thanks to Jon Stewart
we have a complete explanation of the attack on Soros. Glenn Beck is actually working for Soros. His mission is to destroy Fox News through Glenn Beck.
This all makes perfect sense if you think about it.
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Beck Flings Homophobic Slur at MSNBC Again
Because of his slide down the ratings chute, Glenn Beck is apparently feeling the hot breath of MSNBC down his back… and it's getting him excited. So excited that for the second time in as many weeks, Beck has used homophobic slurs to attack MSNBC staffers.
Last time it was his attack on the entire MSNBC staff over the "Lean Over" ad campaign described below in an earlier post. This time it was specifically directed at Lawrence O'Donnell, former Chief of Staff to one of the most powerful men in the US Senate during the 1970s and 1980s, Senator Daniel Patrick Moynahan.
Beck threw a gear with a rant about O'Donnell's comments regarding how Americans don't understand the meaning of the word "socialism" (upon which he is absolutely spot on, by the way. O'Donnell's point is that since the New Deal we are no longer a capitalist country, we have some socialist characteristics that have become very popular. We have a mixed economy, just like every other nation has a mixed economy. There are no more capitalist or socialist states). Beck started in with calling "Larry" "the new hot lover boy" (his emphasis) at MSNBC. If you were opening up a legitimate argument about politics with an opponent, why would you use sexual innuendo in the opening argument? Who talks about men like that?
I'll tell you who. GAY MEN. More on that in a moment.
Beck continued "He said on Friday he's not a liberal… no no no … I mean, he could play it straight as an arrow on the air."
Why would Glenn Beck use terms like "hot lover boy" and "straight arrow"? Because his overcompensation for his own self-loathing homophobia is eating what's left of his heart from the inside out. Beck can't even talk about political opponents now without bringing up some kind of sexual reference about gays.
Beck's sexual hangups have been famous everywhere he worked. After he went through his first transformation from slime shock jock to slime opportunist rightwingnut, he went to war against pornography, particularly porn that involved women dressed in school uniforms. For some reason this really "got" Beck. Why? Could it be that the chapter he wrote in his book about a steamy hot love affair with his sister really happened? After writing 6 or so pages of what could only be called jerkoff material for incestuous pedophiles, he snaps you back to "reality" by saying this is just a made-up story but it somehow illustrates how bad homosexuality is.
Beck also likes to attack homosexuals by saying they have sex with animals. Next claim he'll have after this Soros thing blows up in his face is that MSNBC is doing the peacock.
More news at Nine.
Glenn Beck Ratings Fall, FAIL
The weepy Weeble might have something to really cry about according to the ratings chart worked up by TVByTheNumbers.
Beck has literally gone off the cliff by media standards, plummeting 24% compared to his viewership in October 2009. Put this into perspective. Here's the man who is trying to claim the crown of the most influential political commentator in American media, and he loses 24% of his audience in the month before the 2010 mid-term elections. Holy Mormon Juice, Batboy, WTF is up with THAT?
In the important 25-54 demographic, the money pot for cable news, Beck did even worse. His ratings dropped 28% for that demographic in the same comparative months. That's approaching 1/3 of his audience, for those of you who think better in fractions.
So far I haven't read any theories on why the creepy little goofball would be plummeting like cow flop, but I will stick my neck out and offer a couple of explanations. First off, the man is OCD and ADD at the same time. The OCD makes his show a one-trick pony of crackpot conspiracy theories that haven't panned out, haven't got a shred of reality attached to them, and don't either enlighten or entertain you. If you are constantly being scared, told that there is a meta-plan to imprison you and take away your money, and the only way you can fight it is to buy Beck's dubious books and Goldline products, sooner or later this is going to drive some of the viewers away. Glenn, I hate to say it, but you're going to need a new crisis to save your career.
The ADD part of it was evidenced by the 8-28 Rally, where Mormon Beck lined the stage with right wing nutjob preachers and tried to claim the title of grand Poobah of the unified movement to take back America by asserting religion. WTF? Glenn, I don't think you've thought that one through very well. People might get dewey-eyed and huggy when they're standing there on the Mall being told that God and Jesus and Moroni are all about what it's all about. But the TeaBaggers whom Glenn organized behind the 9.12 Project ("Oh, let's remember how we felt so patriotic and unified the day after 37oo people got killed by 19 towelhead terrorists") have something else on their mind. The TeaBaggers want political blood, they want guns, retribution, revenge, and the end to fluoridation. They got thrown off the bus on 8-28 and actually blown off on 9.12. So there goes that. I was planning to write about that amazing ego of Beck to think he can just whip people up into a frenzy and then expect them to stay fired up for a year just at the mention of his name. It's almost as if he's starting to believe his own press. Reality Check for Glenn: a movement is something that you nurture, it takes stroking, supportive words, and most of all you can't just IGNORE it a year after your first big rally (which you failed to attend, too). I think Obama just learned a lesson about that, didn't he?
So, there you have it, my analysis of Glenn's ratings FAIL. I can just hardly wait until the news comes out that he's been having a homosexual affair with his radio producer for years. You know something like that is coming down the pike.
Update 11/9/10
There is plenty of speculation that due to Beck's longstanding feuds with other staff (O'Reilly, Hannity, and probably everyone he comes into contact with), his poor ratings, and his lack of revenue due to the Beck Boycott, Rupert Murdoch might be coming to the realization that it's time to cut Beck loose. At this time the rationale for keeping Beck in his time slot is not direct revenue; it's because he attracts the pointy-headed freaks that will watch the shows following his show. If that keeps dropping, and there's no reason why it shouldn't, Beck is finished. It's just a matter of time.
Glenn Beck Report launches "Glenn Beck Facts"
As a new feature to help keep everyone informed about the world's biggest and most soulless liar, GlennBeckReport.com is launching a new page, Glenn Beck Facts. Be sure to check it out, we will be updating from time to time with bits of information about Glenn Beck that he has been mostly but not completely successful in suppressing.
There has been some excellent reporting about Beck's early life. I am reading Alexander Zaitchik's book Common Nonsense, Glenn Beck and the Triumph of Ignorance. I endorse the book wholeheartedly as a fine piece of journalism, but I do not mean to imply that Mr. Zaitchik endorses this site. (I suspect that he might, though). You should buy this book if you want to understand where Glenn Beck is coming from. It will blow your mind. I always knew Beck was a lying sack of crap, but there is stuff in this book that will turn your stomach.
We hope you enjoy the new feature and find it even more useful than fusing entertainment and enlightenment.
Glenn Beck Report launches "Glenn Beck Facts"
As a new feature to help keep everyone informed about the world's biggest and most soulless liar, GlennBeckReport.com is launching a new page, Glenn Beck Facts. Be sure to check it out, we will be updating from time to time with bits of information about Glenn Beck that he has been mostly but not completely successful in suppressing.
There has been some excellent reporting about Beck's early life. I am reading Alexander Zaitchik's book Common Nonsense, Glenn Beck and the Triumph of Ignorance. I endorse the book wholeheartedly as a fine piece of journalism, but I do not mean to imply that Mr. Zaitchik endorses this site. (I suspect that he might, though). You should buy this book if you want to understand where Glenn Beck is coming from. It will blow your mind. I always knew Beck was a lying sack of crap, but there is stuff in this book that will turn your stomach.
We hope you enjoy the new feature and find it even more useful than fusing entertainment and enlightenment.
America Peers Into The Gaping Maw of Our Own Grave
As we spend the last few hours before the 2010 midterm elections contemplating the events of the last __________ years, (here's where you fill in the blank depending on your political persuasion) it is becoming increasing alarming that in fact we are at the beginning of the end.
When America took back the reins of power from the GOP in 2008 by electoral force it was an emergency situation and the country was getting ready to drive off the cliff. We've spent two years trying to prevent that from happening while getting nothing but pure-D racist paranoid delusional resistance from the GOP, their corporation sponsors, and their 24/7 political network that is currently functional as a propaganda arm of the right wing, right out in broad daylight. This is a news organization that fundraises for a political party right on the air. Fox is a "news" organization where the news is made up hourly, and anything that possibly looks bad for Obama and/or the Democrats is echoed back to a deafening roar, until it's proven false after which it simply vanishes as if it never existed. There is no editorial control over any story for facts, for content, for anything. It is idiots writing idiotic crap for Idiot America, who believes anything as long as it's repeated often enough and loud enough.
So the short story here is that there has been some progress made despite the GOP and their propaganda machine, funded by Gold Line "investments" and Gold Bond powder. Are Americans ready to let this nation slip back into the chaos of the the Bush years? According to the right wing talking heads, we sure as hell are.
We have reached a situation that is so bizarre that it is as if the monkeys are running the zoo. We have slipped a cog in the national intelligence if the best qualification for running for elected office is that you don't know anything about the office you're running for. We have blown a national gasket when we are quite possibly going to send Sharon Angle and Joe Miller to the United States Senate for 6 year terms, which they will have won without having to answer one question, not ONE, from their opponents, their constituents, or political reporters. Iowa is getting ready to re-elect Chuck Grassley to his umpteenth term in the US Senate, where he has made an ass out of himself and humiliated the people of this fine state. Pull the plug on Grannie, indeed, Mr. Grassley. You should pull your head out of your ass and look at what the insurance industry largely officed in Des Moines has done to the people of your state. Insurance rates here went up 25 to 50% for people who have no more money to give. We're making choices about whether to pay for pills or food. And Grassley doesn't have the COMMON DECENCY to sit down in a public debate with his opponent and answer some questions about the issues.
Why are all these GOPER candidates afraid to debate? Simple It's because they know they will get their asses kicked out of the hall. They are wrong about everything, they don't have any supported facts on their side, all they have commercials by the thousands that stir up fear and discontent without actually stating any factual information or what they will do differently to fix the problem.
The Democrats are nothing to write home about. From a progressive socialist point of view, they are a miserable FAIL. They failed to hold trials to determine if war crimes were committed by the last administration. They failed to end domestic electronic spying. They failed to present a single payer health plan as an option. They have failed miserably, predictably, genetically (or so it seems). All of this failure must be weighed carefully against the resistance they have felt from the GOP plus the gravitas of the situation left in the ruins of Washington DC by the Bush gang of torturing thieves who robbed the national treasury on their way out of town.
A Slight Glimmer of Hope Still Remains
If America's reaction to the last 2 years is to return control of the Congress to the same people who got us into this mess in the first place, the people who eagerly sought to fight the wrong war in the middle east because of its oil potential, who bust unions, cut off unemployment insurance benefits, write up financial paper that has so many hooks and crooks in it that a New York lawyer can only scratch their head in amazement, if we re-elect the same people who shit on the 98% of us every single time they get a chance, then I'm with Reverend Wright on his one point. It's not "God bless America." It's God DAMN America. The chickens…. are coming home to roost. America's CHICKENS… are coming HOME to ROOST. We cannot accept the ignorance of our electorate, we cannot tolerate the duplicity of our media, we cannot hide behind these as excuses for the atrocious acts of our government. Our CHICKENS are coming home to ROOST.
They will be swearing them in on January 18th, I believe. If it's Angle, O'Donnell, Milller, Grassley, Boehner, Cantor, McConnell, Paul, and the rest of that group of amoral cretins running the show, you may as well just pack it in. If you're under 40 and have a college degree you can move to Canada. It's 25 years too late for us… but you can still do it.
Get out while you can.
Gay-Bashing Beck Tells MSNBC to "Bend Over"
MSNBC has been running a public service promotional campaign of media from American history; the good, the bad, the terrible, the awesome, all put together to create an inspiring video mashup message to America. The message: We should not be back on our heels, we should lean forward into the adversity we face, find some unity, and pull together to lift America out of this mess by our bootstraps.
Some people may argue that this is a silly idea for an ad campaign. Some may disagree with the premise entirely. Some just reject it politically, you know, the genuine "hate America first" crowd on the right wing who are so superior to everyone else, you know, the real fiscal elitists, the leeches who think they know that Americans are way too stupid to try to find common ground and actually work together to fix problems. In trying to find this video clip I came across several wannabes who thought that they were having fun with it by denigrating it. The fools making themselves look more foolish by attempting to cut of the message they think they somehow "own" at the knees.
But not to be outdone, Glenn Beck, noted Mormon homophobe and de facto prince of the religious whack job Christians who don't even actually realize that Beck is a heretic, had to take this inspirational message and turn it into a homophobic slur. "Bend over", Glenn says.
Bend over, indeed.
One of the most disreputable and repugnant features of the common right-wing white male is that for some reason that defies explanation, they all seem to be fascinated by anal sex. And not only THAT, it's also OK to joke about it. This has become so infused into our culture that even late night comedians on broadcast TV crack jokes about "grabbing your ankles" and "soap on a rope" and any number of remarks with innuendo about gay sex, and particularly anal rape.
If any one of these simians were to make a similar comment about women being raped in the ass, they would be off of TV in a matter of minutes. So why the double standard? I believe that it is white male rage at the advances made by LGBT activists over the last few decades. Dyke jokes are ok, too, but any guy who is liberal should just bend over and grab your ankles. At least according to Glenn Beck and his sexist, moronic friends.
UPDATE 10/26: While Rush Limbaugh was discussing the story of Rand Paul's county campaign coordinator Tim Profitt who stomped on the head belonging to MoveOn.Org's Lauren Valle (see story below), he just couldn't tell the story. At least he couldn't tell the story without saying (you guessed it):
"… it's not like they're going to just bend over and grab their ankles".
This was in reference to the slings and arrows of Lauren Valle, who actually showed up once at some rally in 2008 for the Environmental Defense Fund or equally optimistic group. Nope, Rand Paul and his crew of manly men who tackled an unarmed woman on a public street and then stomped on her head would never do any ankle-grabbing.
Election Skullduggery: $Billions From Nowhere, Rand Paul Thugs
As Glenn Beck makes a mocking gesture to those Americans concerned about the billions of unaccounted dollars flowing into 527s, the nuttery of Beck and all GOP candidates is reaching a fevered pitch in the final week before what the media is advertising as a GOP blowout midterm.
As noted here a few days ago, the issue of offshore money buying politicians to influence US foreign policy briefly crossed the national radar. Most Americans, if you ask them, would say that it's a bad thing when the Chinese or Israeli governments or Saudi royalty send millions of dollars to the US Chamber of Commerce to be laundered and sent on to candidates that will vote favorably on their issues if the money is right. Not to Glenn, though. He thinks it's hilarious, and to prove that it's a "joke" he donated $10 grand while on the air. There. That proves it. Not all the money is coming from other governments, some of it is coming from Mormon multi-millionaires who are trying to integrate church and state.
Meanwhile back at the ranch….
Aqua-Buddha/bondage freak/kidnapper Rand Paul's campaign has hit a new low. They are bringing a particularly savory irony to the Gadsden flag's ominous warning: "Don't tread on me." This time they are literally stomping on the head of a woman who was trying to get a picture of Rand with a sign that links him to the GOP, which is perfectly appropriate since he's just another GOP toadie. Watch this UN-BELIEVABLE video for yourself:
It's obvious that the woman is down on the ground and it's obvious that she is presenting no threat to anyone. She was stomped on the head by one of Paul's thugs and suffered a concussion. The cops claim they can't identify the "tough guy" who beat on a woman half his size. Just go look in your wife-beater files, you'll find him there.
Update 10/27:
The Rand Paul Stomper, Tim Profitt, now claims that Ms Valle owes HIM an apology. I guess it's her fault that Paul's thugs attacked her, knocked her to the street, and then put him into a position where he couldn't help but stomp on her head because he has a bad back.
Sometimes you should just quit while you're ahead, dude.
The stomper (what a manly man!) has been identified as Rand Paul's Bourbon County Campaign Coordinator Tim Profitt. There is a criminal warrant out for his arrest and MoveOn.Org representatives say that they will take this one to the wall. Good on them, this kind of intimidation from right wing thugs has gone on far too long.
We're still getting a lot of material from Christine O'Donnell, a.k.a. Samantha Stevens, who can't open her piehole without delivering another gem of wisdom. Last one was when she questioned whether separation of church and state is actually in the 1st Amendment. Wait a minute… these TeaBaggers are supposed to be experts on the Constiution, aren't they? Then why is it that none of them, not one, understands that the US government is not to be involved with religion? NOT ONE. They're all a bunch of religious bigots who are trying to cram Christianity down everybody's throat. Even Christine, who is presently not a witch.
Sharon Angle, who has implied that if she doesn't win the election that she will shoot Harry Reid, is quickly becoming the most unglued candidate in American history. She has been taking it in the chops for the most unusual ad in political history… an ad that exhorts Latinos to (no kidding) "DON'T VOTE". WTF? Don't vote? Shouldn't that ad be illegal or something?
Joe Miller admits he lied, then he admits he was lying about what he lied about, then he explains the whole lie. If you can follow that, you are probably a more genuine Yale graduate than Miller is. So here's the story. First Miller lied about accessing data from computers. Then he admitted accessing the computers, but lied about the data. Then he admitted that he lied about what he was doing with the data, too. Joe Miller's succinct explanation: "I lied".
Joe Miller has a curious bunch of supporters. Rachel Maddow did everything she could to get an interview with Miller, who obviously cannot stand up to any critical questions without up-chucking more of his absurd talking points. His supporters are smitten with the same problem. Rachel was doing interviews with supporters while waiting for Miller to emerge from a "debate". She asked one of them why he supported Miller, to which he responded "Because of what Eric Holder did on guns in the legislature". WTF? Rachel and I both wanted to know what that was, since Holder has never been in any elected office. This is where it gets fun. She asked the guy to name one specific thing that Holder has done about gun rights. Just name one thing. "Google it", he said. "Google to find out what Holder and Obama have done to the 2nd Amendment". In other words, this person graduated from the Search Engine of I Can't Remember.
McDonalds tells employees to vote Republican… or else.
A McDonalds store in Canton, Ohio issued a written warning to all of its employees stating that if Republicans didn't win the election, nobody would get raises or benefits. This unbelievable, illegal, and patently absurd warning was in a written memo to employees as reported by Huffington Post's Amanda Terkel.
Terkel reports: "On Friday, franchise owner Paul Siegfried apologized in a written statement, saying the communication was "an error of judgment on my part." "Please know it was never my intention to offend anyone," he added. "For those that I have offended, I sincerely apologize."
In other words, you got caught with your pants down. It was never your intention to offend anyone, it was your intention to illegally threaten your employees to vote a certain way. Paul Siegfried, I hope they throw the book at you. And also a carton of rotting burgers.
More news as it catches my eye….
One Year, Still No "Plan" from Glenn Beck
Savage is a Weenie, Where's the Beef?
It's now an entire year since Michael Savage growled the malediction in Beck's direction that he was a "Hemorrhoid with eyes" and predicted that Beck would be gone from the airwaves in 90 days. We here at the Glenn Beck Report have been rooting for both Dr. Wiener (Mike Savage's real name) and Glenn, mostly that both of them would STFU but also that Wiener's prediction would come true.
Well, we gave the Savage Wiener an entire year full of 90 days, and Beck is still on the air, so it's time to pull the Wiener and move on to other things. To this end, Quinn and I are proud to announce the "Where's the Plan, Stan" Countdown clock for Glenn's absurdities.
An Explanation
On the 3rd Saturday of November 2009, Glenn Beck gathered the faithful in what has been described in Alexander Zaitchik's excellent tome Common Nonsense – Glenn Beck and the Triumph of Ignorance as the American version of a Potemkin Village in Florida to hear Glenn reveal The Plan. He actually didn't say much about The Plan, other than it wasn't really a plan, per se, but instead was a Plan. He felt this plan, and he felt that it was coming. From somewhere. He knew it was important, in fact it is so important that he thinks, no, he KNOWS, that it's coming from God. So God is actually speaking through Glenn, he thinks, to deliver The Plan that is not a plan.
The Plan FAILS to Materialize
OK, if you can make any sense out of this cosmic, heaping, steaming pile of charlatanism that would have P. T. Barnum SIGL (spinning in grave laughing) then you should contact your psychiatric provider immediately and tell them that you would like to double up on your Thorazine.
So we are starting the "Where's The Plan, Stan? One whole year to no plan from Glenn" countdown clock to remind Glenn and all of his followers that Glenn is a fraudulent, deluded, lying Mormon fundamentalist who claims that God speaks to and through him. He claims to be onto a message from God that all of you should follow. He has been claiming this for nearly a year, and on the actual anniversary, Glenn Beck Report will put up a special anniversary edition post commemorating One Entire Year Of BS with Nothing To Show For It.
(Title may vary).
One Year, Still No "Plan" from Glenn Beck
Savage is a Weenie, Where's the Beef?
It's now an entire year since Michael Savage growled the malediction in Beck's direction that he was a "Hemorrhoid with eyes" and predicted that Beck would be gone from the airwaves in 90 days. We here at the Glenn Beck Report have been rooting for both Dr. Wiener (Mike Savage's real name) and Glenn, mostly that both of them would STFU but also that Wiener's prediction would come true.
Well, we gave the Savage Wiener an entire year full of 90 days, and Beck is still on the air, so it's time to pull the Wiener and move on to other things. To this end, Quinn and I are proud to announce the "Where's the Plan, Stan" Countdown clock for Glenn's absurdities.
An Explanation
On the 3rd Saturday of November 2009, Glenn Beck gathered the faithful in what has been described in Alexander Zaitchik's excellent tome Common Nonsense – Glenn Beck and the Triumph of Ignorance as the American version of a Potemkin Village in Florida to hear Glenn reveal The Plan. He actually didn't say much about The Plan, other than it wasn't really a plan, per se, but instead was a Plan. He felt this plan, and he felt that it was coming. From somewhere. He knew it was important, in fact it is so important that he thinks, no, he KNOWS, that it's coming from God. So God is actually speaking through Glenn, he thinks, to deliver The Plan that is not a plan.
The Plan FAILS to Materialize
OK, if you can make any sense out of this cosmic, heaping, steaming pile of charlatanism that would have P. T. Barnum SIGL (spinning in grave laughing) then you should contact your psychiatric provider immediately and tell them that you would like to double up on your Thorazine.
So we are starting the "Where's The Plan, Stan? One whole year to no plan from Glenn" countdown clock to remind Glenn and all of his followers that Glenn is a fraudulent, deluded, lying Mormon fundamentalist who claims that God speaks to and through him. He claims to be onto a message from God that all of you should follow. He has been claiming this for nearly a year, and on the actual anniversary, Glenn Beck Report will put up a special anniversary edition post commemorating One Entire Year Of BS with Nothing To Show For It.
(Title may vary).