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12:30pm Monday 30th June 2014 in News
TWO men have been charged with conspiracy to supply diamorphine and crack cocaine after police found a significant amount of drugs in a raid.
Anthony Butterworth, aged 36, of Trafford Avenue, Bewsey and Keith Meadows, aged 39, from Liverpool appeared at Halton Magistrates Court on Thursday after police pounced on the pair on Wednesday.
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iPad mini shipments rumored to hit 12 million in Q1 2013Apple's component supply chain may have managed to resolve supply issues, as new reports out of China have production ramping up for the iPad mini as well as the shortage-plagued new iMac.
The report comes by way of CCIDNet, which cited industry source claims that iPad mini supply constraints have been overcome. Those sources expect first quarter iPad mini shipments to reach about 11 million units.
Likewise, the source claims that Apple's suppliers have solved the new iMac bottleneck, and shipments of Apple's all-in-one desktop can be expected to increase in the first quarter.
This second report is somewhat troublesome, as CCIDNet's account puts iMac shipments at 14 million units for the first quarter, while Apple shipped only about 4.4 million Macs total last quarter. The figure may be the result of a typo or mistranslation.
The amount may be in question, but the report itself seems somewhat supported by previous indicators. Last week, shipping times for the iPad mini began dropping to 3-5 business days, indicating that supply may be catching up to demand. Last week also brought reports that the assembling conformity rate for the new iMacs had been improved, with suppliers predicting better supply and stronger sales.
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- Apple continues to experiment with super-low pricing as new $1,099 iMac already discounted to $979, $830 for students

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Remember when you were a student and you lived in a 6"x8" bedroom with windows that never shut properly? The shared bathroom and kitchen, complete with the occasional unsanitary critter, were all a part of student life. But not for Ekaterina Rybolovleva.
Ekaterina Rybolovleva, is the daughter of a well-known Russian fertilizer businessman and billionaire (many times over), Dmitriy Rybolovlev. She's 22 years old and this year will be attending an undisclosed New York University. Naturally, since she'll be studying so much in the Big Apple, Ekaterina needed a place to call home, which is why she bought an $88 million condo/dorm room.
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According to Forbes, the lavish 6,700 square foot Central Park West property has four bedrooms, two working fireplaces and 2,000 feet of terrace space. "This sale is an outlier. It works out to be about $13,000 per sq. foot, the highest on record, for anything, that has ever occurred," says Jonathan Miller, chief executive of real estate appraiser Miller Samuel.
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The Greatest MMA News Column 02.18.14: Melendez to Bellator Ramifications
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News and thoughts on Gilbert Melendez agreeing to a deal with Bellator and its ramifications, Pat Cummins stepping in to face Daniel Cormier, Sonnen vs. Silva moved, and more!
Melendez Accepts Offer From Bellator; UFC Has Right to Match
One year ago Gilbert Melendez made his UFC debut. Long considered an elite lightweight, Melendez had something of a stigma attached to him for his accomplishments coming outside of the UFC. When UFC parent company Zuffa purchased Strikeforce in March of 2011, things were looking up for Melendez, at the time Strikeforce's lightweight champion. At one point, there was a plan to bring a top UFC lightweight over to Strikeforce to challenge Melendez. At another, it seemed eminent that Melendez would be transferred over to the UFC and get an immediate title match.
Neither came to be.
Showtime, Strikeforce's broadcast partner, was not happy with UFC bringing over Strikeforce fighters. UFC president Dana White had difficulty working with Showtime. After Strikeforce fighter Dan Henderson moved to UFC in August 2011, a deal was struck between Showtime and Zuffa that saw certain fighters put on a list. Fighters on the list could not go to UFC while Showtime aired Zuffa programming. Melendez was among those on the list, and thus stuck in Strikeforce as long as the company remained on Showtime. White then decided to against bringing select UFC fighters over to Strikeforce. (UFC did plan to bring Frank Mir over to fight Daniel Cormier, but the circumstances were different as it had been agreed all heavyweights would move to UFC and the plan was to give Cormier a big name opponent prior to his UFC debut.)
Melendez's final year in Strikeforce was one long disappointment. Following a narrow win over Josh Thomson in a stellar fight, Melendez was matched with Pat Healy. An injury forced Melendez out of the match, and the event was cancelled. The match was rebooked for Strikeforce's final show in January 2013, but Melendez was unable to recover from the injury in time. Even without that last title defense, he moved right into a championship opportunity in the UFC.
What a difference a point can make.
Melendez fell just one point shy on one judge's scorecard from capturing the lightweight title. One point shy from an assuredly more lucrative contract offer from the UFC. One point shy from likely sticking with the UFC for quite a while.
Because of that one point, Gilbert Melendez is likely headed to Bellator. On Friday, the promotion announced it had come to an agreement with Melendez, although UFC still has the right to match the offer. The situation is an interesting twist in the UFC-Bellator rivalry, which began when a majority stake in Bellator was sold to Viacom and the company began airing on Spike TV – UFC's former television partner. Over the past couple of years it was the UFC making offers to Bellator's top stars – Eddie Alvarez and Hector Lombard – with Bellator having the right to match. In Lombard's case, Bellator chose not to match. In Alvarez's case, they matched and received criticism for doing so. The feeling was Alvarez wanted to go to the UFC, and he didn't believe Bellator offered a complete match to the point that the two parties went to court over the issue. In the Melendez situation, if he wants to leave the UFC, they shouldn't match. If he's happy with returning to the UFC if the offer can be matched, then there's no reason to be against UFC for matching the offer.
There are a number of interesting things to take away from Bellator's offer to Melendez. Perhaps most prominently, Bellator is no longer shy about chasing high priced free agents. Last year's signings of Quinton "Rampage" Jackson and Tito Ortiz signaled Bellator was willing to shell out money for fighters with proven star power, but Melendez is a different animal. He doesn't have nearly the name of Jackson or Ortiz and doesn't have a history of being a strong draw. In years past, Bellator had been cautious spenders.
Since Pride's death, UFC's highest profile competitors fell victim to overspending for talent that couldn't move business to the level needed to make them worth what they were being paid. Affliction offered monster deals to fighters like Fedor Emelianenko, Tim Sylvia, and Andrei Arlovski, none of which were able to draw enough on pay-per-view to justify their salaries. Strikeforce fell into Affliction's trap of overpaying for Emelianenko to boast they had the best heavyweight in the world under contract. They also scooped up fighters like Dan Henderson, Josh Barnett, and Fabricio Werdum, and paid a premium to keep Gilbert Melendez and Nick Diaz.
Bellator is in a much different situation than Affliction and Strikeforce in that they seem to be doing well financially and they are owned by their television partner. Still, they run the risk of overpaying for talent like Melendez. At a certain point, the only way to recoup the high cost of those fighters is through either pay-per-view or a big television deal. At this point, pay-per-view isn't likely to be a successful endeavor for the #2 MMA company when the #1 company is seeing their bottom numbers come in at the lowest levels since 2005 and all of the big movers and shakers on are in the top company. Bellator has a proven pay-per-view star in Rampage Jackson, but there's no indication as to how an aging star in the #2 company will draw in 2014.
The success or failure of the Melendez deal will be a story to follow because it should dictate how Bellator goes after similar fighters in the future. A failure, which would mean Melendez not moving television numbers or selling pay-per-views, could result in Bellator being less aggressive going after top level free agents in favor of a home grown system. A success would be the best thing possible for UFC and Bellator fighters, and the increased competition for talent and addition of a real financial alternative to the UFC would add leverage to their negotiations.
Newcomer Pat Cummins replaced Rashad Evans against Daniel Cormier.
UFC 170 (which I still haven't seen a commercial for on television) was dealt a major blow when Rashad Evans suffered a leg injury and was forced to withdraw from his fight against Daniel Cormier on Wednesday. The initial contingency plan called for the bout to be rescheduled, likely for April under the Jon Jones vs. Glover Teixeira title fight, but that was scrapped when Evans' injury was revealed to be worse than feared. When it was announced on Wednesday night that Evans was injured, two people publicly expressed interest in the bout. One was Chael Sonnen, which would have been a bad idea. The other was an unknown named Pat Cummins, who begged for the bout on Twitter and The Underground. Somehow, it worked.
On Thursday, as the story goes, Dana White called Cummins, who was at work at a coffee shop. Cummins was fired for taking the call, but he wasn't on the unemployment line very long as he got the fight. Cummins comes into the fight with a 4-0 record and as a two-time NCAA All-American wrestler. He and Cormier wrestled once, with Cormier winning on points 7-0. Cummins, however, relayed a story in which he once made Cormier cry while Cormier was training for the Olympics, and crying is apparently a bad thing. Cormier confirmed the story, but noted there were extenuating circumstances which had made him become very emotional.
Cormier opened as a monster favorite (he's currently -1200 on Bovada) and shouldn't have much trouble with Cummins. The most interesting aspect of the fight is it is Cormier's first at light heavyweight, where some feel he'll suffer as he won't benefit from the speed advantage he had at heavyweight. Really, Cormier's best qualities are his wrestling ability and the fact that he's one of the smartest fighters in the sport. Saturday's bout against Cummins probably won't tell us exactly where Cormier fits in the light heavyweight division, but I think he's a legitimate threat to the title.
Chael Sonnen vs. Wanderlei Silva moved from UFC 173 to May 31 in Brazil.
The long-awaited showdown between Wanderlei Silva and Chael Sonnen will come a week later than planned. UFC announced the match for UFC 173 on May 24, underneath the Chris Weidman vs. Vitor Belfort fight. As the most heated rivalry in the sport at the moment and being between two name fighters, the bout seemed to be made for pay-per-view and really could have helped UFC 173. Instead, the match will emanate from Brazil and air on Fox Sports 1. Apparently Wanderlei Silva badly wanted the match in Brazil. From every indication I've heard, Sonnen vs. Silva could sell out a soccer stadium in Brazil, but with the World Cup beginning shortly after May 31 they won't be able to book a stadium. So it will take place in a regular arena, but they shouldn't have any trouble selling out and should be able to jack up the ticket prices. On Fox Sports 1, it should be the highest rated UFC show on that channel since the debut show in August. The other major change is that since it's now a main event fight, it will be five rounds. I favor Sonnen in the fight, but Silva has a chance, especially with five rounds to find a knockout blow.
Quick news:
Tito Ortiz will no longer manage Cris Cyborg. I don't know if that will open the door for her in the UFC because the weight is still an issue, but it's one less issue. If it happens, Rousey vs. Cyborg would probably be the biggest fight of the year… Speaking of Rousey, am I the only one that thinks it's kind of weird every time someone from UFC talks about how beautiful she is? I'll only take that back if Dana continually talks about Yoshihiro Akiyama being sexy whenever he returns… Alistair Overeem turned down a fight against Junior dos Santos. He claimed injury, Dana claims he just doesn't want to fight Junior. When he was asked about Junior after his last fight Alistair seemed less than eager. Still, it makes no sense for a promoter to insinuate one of his fighters is afraid of the other only to turn around and promote that fighter… Bellator re-signed announcer Jimmy Smith to a five year deal… Holly Holm returns to fight Juliana Werner for Legacy FC on April 4.
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Review 1.18 - 'Providence'
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The team searches for answers while Garrett and Ward look to dismantle what's left of S.H.I.E.L.D.! Will Coulson find what he's looking for? 411's Wyatt Beougher checks in with his review of "Providence!"
Previously on Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.:
The Winter Soldier
fallout hit home, as Garrett was revealed as a Hydra agent (and possibly the Clairvoyant), May was revealed as the person pulling the strings behind the team and reporting their activities to Fury, and Ward killed Hand and two of her men to prevent Garrett from going to the Fridge.
Season 01, Episode 18: Providence
Raina is making origami artwork in her cell when she hears an explosion. She smiles and returns to her bunk, but when Ward opens the door, she looks apprehensive. He gives her a present, which she is reluctant to take until he tells her that it's from the Clairvoyant. She removes a red flowered dress. At the Hub, Coulson is acting as the de facto leader, trying to get things back to normal. As he and Skye watch news footage, Coulson vows to find Hydra and protect the world. Meanwhile, in Cuba, Ward and Raina meet up with Garrett, who reveals that he was in fact the Clairvoyant, but that Raina shouldn't call him that anymore. She seems disappointed that Garrett isn't what he seemed, and even more so when he reveals that he isn't clairvoyant. They descend to a secret lair beneath the barber shop.
Back at the Hub, Fitz, Simmons, and Triplett work on repairing the Bus, which doesn't seem to be going all that well, especially when Fitz storms off. Skye tells Coulson that the Cube has been retaken, and May reports in that the hull has been repaired and that their systems are back online, although they still don't have a working cargo bay door. Before they can get much further in their discussions, they get a priority transmission from General Glenn Talbot, who says he's sending in a peacekeeping force to ask the remaining S.H.I.E.L.D. agents a few questions. Coulson and Skye agree that Talbot is looking to do more than that, to which May suggests that base defenses are back online and could be used to hold them off. Coulson doesn't want to start a war with the US military, but he also doesn't want to spend the next six months tied up in court and blown up. Coulson says they're leaving.
May tells Coulson that a lot of agents are staying behind to surrender, and that Fitz has rigged up the cargo bay door, but that they can't get anymore fuel. Coulson asks if she can get them out in less time than the hour it'll take for Talbot to arrive and May says she'll have them wheels up in ten. Trip wants to join the team, but Coulson is reticent because of his association with Garrett. Trip says Garrett had him fooled and killed some good friends of his, but Coulson still refuses. Simmons comes to Trip's aid and convinces Coulson to let him on board, on the condition that Trip becomes Simmons' responsibility. Fitz tells Coulson that they don't have any cloaking, so they'll need to stay above radar as long as they can and then hide as soon as they land. Simmons tells Coulson that they're well-supplied medically, but only have enough food to last two days. Trip tells Coulson that they're leaking fuel and he can't fix the leak until they land. Skye's news is slightly better, as they do have internet, so Coulson has her scrub the identities of every member of the team to get them off of the grid. Skye tells Coulson that they'll be Agents of nothing, which seems to bother Coulson, but he gives her his secure phone to try to reach Ward. He tells her to gather up everyone's badges, then goes to deliver the bad news to May that they've only got four hours of flight time because of the leaking fuel line. May asks where they're going, only for Coulson to reveal that he has no idea.
Skye calls Ward and tells him that Coulson had her erase their identities. Ward plays it off and feeds her a line of nonsense about taking a detour to the Fridge. Naively, Skye buys it, and she promises to keep him in the loop. Ward flirts with her and argues with Garrett after hanging up the phone. Ward is upset about Skye getting shot, and Garrett is equally upset about Ward's feelings getting in the way of his assignment. Garrett asks Raina to resume Phase Three of the Centipede project and reveals that they have a slew of drugs from the Guest House. Raina tells Garrett she'll do it, but she says she'll need money, which Garrett says is no problem. Ward gives her the hard drive containing all of the information from the Bus, and then he and Garrett prepare to storm the Fridge.
As the Bus skims over a large body of water, Skye turns in the team's badges, telling Coulson that Simmons got choked up and that she herself finally felt like she was part of something, only for it to mean nothing. They talk about Coulson's history with S.H.I.E.L.D. and being recruited by Fury. Coulson reveals a safe in the wall and opens it to grab his badge, which is flashing a series of coordinates. Coulson says it can only be the work of one man, and they go to tell the team. The coordinates go to somewhere in the Canadian wilderness, and FitzSimmons and Trip are skeptical about the origins of the coordinates. Coulson says Fury gave him his badge and that they swore an oath, and tells them that Fury also gave him the plane, and if anyone wants off, the chutes are in the bay. Meanwhile, Garrett gets a sit-rep from one of the Hydra agents who was at the Cube. Ward and Raina discuss Raina's disappointment in Garrett not being a real clairvoyant, and also Ward's loyalty to Garrett for pulling him out of a hell. He reveals that he earned Coulson's trust by jumping out of a plane without a parachute and then got intimate with May because she was the most likely to find him out. Being Skye's SO allowed him to find out about the unknown variable, and telling Coulson that he didn't want to be a part of the team was his way of ensuring that Coulson fought to keep him on the team. Raina says that Coulson is a good man, and Ward reveals that he does owe Coulson something for being willing to lay down his life for him, but that he owes Garrett everything.
May asks Coulson if he's okay, and he tells her to stop pretending to care about his well-being. May tries to confiscate Coulson's weapon, but Coulson refuses and also refuses to believe that Fury is dead. May suggest that Hydra might be mind-controlling Coulson, but he says Fury requested the surgery that brought him back to life. May reveals that someone besides Fury called for the surgery but that she doesn't know who. She says without Fury, they have no idea if Hydra is controlling Coulson, which is why Fury assigned her to watch him. He angrily tells May to leave. In the science bay, Fitz and Trip argue over how much loyalty they should be showing Coulson. Simmons sides with Trip, and Fitz gets a dig in at Simmons, telling her "It's times like these you stick with the guy you believe in."
At the Fridge, Ward and a handcuffed Garrett get dropped off on the roof, which is the only entrance to the one hundred story building. They approach the door, but the S.H.I.E.L.D. agents inside have orders not to let anyone inside without Hand present. Ward says she's meeting with every remaining high-ranking S.H.I.E.L.D. agent that's left because of the war going on. He asks if they want him to radio her and have her turn the plane around, and they tell him that's exactly what he'll have to do. He acts like he's going to call Hand, but a helicopter starts shooting at Ward and Garrett. It flies away momentarily and Ward tries to get them to let him and Garrett in, and they finally relent when the helicopter comes back. They all make for the elevator, where Ward shoots both of them in the head and Garrett shakes off his cuffs. They don gas masks and continue their elevator ride. Garrett and Ward are joined by a team of Hydra agents and as they roam the Fridge, Garrett talks about locking up Johnny Horton, who gave himself lion's paws for hands. (Nice little nod to the Marvel Comics character The Griffin there.) Garrett reveals that S.H.I.E.L.D.'s Slingshot program doesn't actually shoot anything (except the occasional monkey) into space, and they raid the storage area that contains all of the supposedly disposed-of items. Garrett grabs the 0-8-4 from episode two and starts using it to blow holes in walls.
In the Canadian wilderness, Coulson tells the team that they don't have to go with him, but that he's going because he believes in Fury. The rest of the team follows, knowing that they're out of fuel and that a NATO satellite is going to reveal their position in less than eight hours. Back at the Fridge, Ward holds the Berzerker staff from the
Thor: The Dark World
tie-in episode, and Garrett continues blowing holes in walls, eventually releasing all of the supercriminals, who he hopes will keep Coulson busy. Ward reveals to a disbelieving Garrett that there is another, secret level below the bottom of the Fridge, and they even bet a dinner on it, which Ward wins when he blows a hole in the floor. Coulson leads an increasingly skeptical team through the Canadian woodland. Fitz and Simmons have a moment that would suggest that they missed their chance for a connection, and May and Skye argue about what May's actual mission was. May tells Skye a different story than what she told Coulson, trying to convince Skye that Coulson might be losing his mind now that he knows the reality of how he was brought back to life. Finally, Coulson stumbles to the coordinates to find...absolutely nothing. Skye asks how long they should look before they head back, and Coulson says they won't be going back because they have no fuel. Simmons, May, and Coulson get hostile with one another, and Coulson says that they can't let Hydra define them. Coulson sees the team's unwillingness to believe him, and he apologizes, gives up, and flings his badge...which gets shot out of the air by an automated turret. The team takes cover behind some rocks and Coulson steps into the opening to prove to them that it's a S.H.I.E.L.D. base. Coulson identifies himself to the turret, which disarms and welcomes him as a door slides open in the rock.
Back at Garrett's Havana hideout, Raina reveals that Skye's hard drive will erase all data if anyone other than Skye tries to access it. Coulson and the team are greeted by Eric Koenig (Patton Oswalt), who welcomes them into Providence (which is his name for the secret base that doesn't actually have a name). He gives them a tour of the facility before telling them that Fury didn't make it out of Washington and that the Fridge has fallen. Skye calls Ward while Koenig asks to speak with Coulson in private. He shows Coulson his office and gets sidetracked before revealing that he's been there since the Chitauri invasion and also that Fury is still alive. He tells Coulson that he is only authorized to tell Coulson and not his team that Fury is still alive and that no one knows where he is. Coulson doesn't want to keep secrets from his team, but Coulson reluctantly agrees to keep Fury's secret.
Ward gets off of the phone with Skye and tells Garrett that he'll get the job done. As Garrett pulls on a turtleneck (Sterling Archer would approve!), we see that he's got some cybernetic parts on the left side of his torso, which is a nod to his comic book counterpart. Garrett gives Ward twenty-four hours to get the password to the hard drive and get out if he wants to do it without hurting anyone on the team. Otherwise, he'll have to "cross the team out and bring [Garrett] the girl". Garrett roughs Ward up to better sell his story, and Ward shows up at Providence, where he walks right in to a waiting Skye. She checks on him and suggests that Simmons takes a look at him before they get the drink they discussed last episode. Back in Cuba, Quinn yells at Garrett, who blows him off until Quinn reveals that Raina told him that Garrett isn't a clairvoyant. Quinn says he's out, but Garrett says that he has a "special gift" for Quinn, before taking him to a box that contains Gravitonium (and, presumably, Graviton).
Weekly Whedon-isms
"How many so far? Seven?" "Three."
"Just a very high level S.H.I.E.L.D. clearance...and a persuasive personality."
"You need to replace the ground wires." "You need to shhh. Shhhh - both of you."
"The minute we land, we'll be hard-pressed to hide." "Great." "I'm afraid our food rations will only last a couple of days at best." "Perfect." "Bad news." "No kidding." "Skye, please tell me something good." "We have internet. "Yay. And boy, have I lowered my expectations."
"Here, give him a call. Hearing how Garrett has settled into his tiny, windowless, permanent home might actually cheer me up."
"Tom Brady? You hate the Patriots." "The Agent Grant Ward that she knows doesn't."
"The Fridge?" "Oh, you've heard of it? We're going to raid it."
"Hail Hydra!" "Alright, alright, put your arms down, Komiskey - you look like a West Texas cheerleader at a pep rally."
"You don't seem like her type." "I'm everyone's type."
"He's chasing the White Whale." "Have you even read Moby Dick?" "Yeah, have you?" "That's not the point."
"How the hell did Hydra know that you and Hand were coming?" "We told them."
"I've never been so happy to buy a man a steak dinner in my life!" "Wait'll you see the bill."
"It was my badge." "It was your...well, that's going to be hard to replace, but very soon you're going to be issued your very own lanyard. Lanyards for others will be distributed on a case-by-case basis."
"We're racking up major
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Reader Referendum
Readers Voice of Logic and Jack Revenge had a nice little exchange last week:
Voice of Logic started things off:
I wouldn't rule out Zola as the Clairvoyant just yet. Garrett may have fessed up to it, but that doesn't mean it is true. Zola and his algorithm could very easily still come into play on the show as the true Clairvoyant.
I loved Ward as a HYDRA agent, and I really hope they don't do the whole double turn thing, where he didn't actually kill Hand, or the other two agents, but he pretended so he could get closer to Garrett and HYDRA.
We've already had one fake Clairvoyant, so I won't rule out that Garrett too is also a fake; however, the way things played out the last two weeks, my money is still on him to be the Clairvoyant. And I totally agree about Ward - when the season started (and pretty much any time there's a fight scene), I thought the character had a ton of potential, but he's just been written as being so boring. Hopefully going to work for Hydra will change that.
And Jack Revenge's reply?
I don't think who the Clairvoyant is really matters anymore now that Hydra has revealed itself. We have a core of Strucker, Zola, Garrett, Ward and Dethlok, and they'll maybe release Graviton and Blizzard for some havok. Since there isn't a lot left of SHIELD or Coulson's team, I would expect them to add to their ranks and Dethlok to eventually switch sides. I also wouldn't be surprised to see Ward get some upgrades, and maybe tease some Red Skull elements.
Since we saw Strucker experimenting with Loki's Sceptre, which had a lot to do with mind control, I'm wondering whether that had just as much to do with people following along with Hydra as everything growing for 70 years or whatever. We've already seen scenes of the Avengers fighting the Hulk in Age of Ultron. I'm not sure a fight between Ultron and Hulk does much for anyone, so does anybody think they'd have Strucker use the Sceptre on him and dare take the Hulk, who was so wildly popular in the first Avengers, out of the movie early on? The fringe benefit to this would be possibly setting up Planet Hulk.
I could go on and on and on really. Isn't it great how much we know, but how little we're sure of?
Deathlok joining the side of the angels (or at least the slightly less bad devils) would certainly fit with the comics depiction of the character. If Skye is going to appeal to anyone and bring them back to the team, I certainly hope that it's Mike Peterson. As for Loki's scepter, I don't think it played any role in the Hydra infiltration - S.H.I.E.L.D. basically brought a basket of snakes into their house and hoped they'd turn into puppies; instead, they just learned how to hide and recruit new snakes. I'm also in agreement with Voice of Logic regarding Hulk fighting Iron Man in the footage we've seen from
The Avengers: Age of Ultron
, in that I think from what I've read, Ultron starts out as one of Tony's suits and then as he gets more powerful modifies and upgrades himself, so that was probably a relatively newly-sentient Ultron that Hulk was attempting to smash.
Theory of the Week
Alright, so I sincerely doubt that Ward is a triple agent. I firmly believe that he's in Garrett's camp, but what if he's not the only one? What if Trip is also still working for Garrett, unbeknownst to the team and even to Ward? I could see Garrett putting Trip in place as an insurance policy in case Ward's feelings cause him to compromise the mission. If Ward doesn't make his deadline and Garrett orders Trip to finish it off, I could see Ward taking a bullet meant for Skye and shooting Trip down with his dying breath. It would certainly fit within the greater context of the rest of the Whedonverse.
Rumor Round-Up
Not a whole lot this week, other than the confirmation that both Agent Maria Hill (Cobie Smulders) and Director Nick Fury (Samuel L Jackson) will each be appearing in one of the final two episodes of this season.
Also, Garrett's cyborg parts on his torso were a nice nod to the comics, so I'm actually beginning to think that he'll hang around beyond the end of this season. They can have Strucker as the main baddie for the movies and let Garrett be his counterpart in the television universe.
Alright, so apparently I just needed an extra week off to recover from 'End of the Beginning' and
Captain America: The Winter Soldier
, because I was really impressed with a lot of stuff this week. The new dynamic between the team, with Coulson not trusting May, May hating it, the blooming romantic triangle between FitzSimmons and Trip, Coulson's distrust of Trip, and Ward playing Skye so effortlessly - it all just works, and I'm really digging it. And speaking of Ward, I can't tell you enough how impressed I am with Brett Dalton - before this week, I thought he was hired because he was a good-looking actor in good enough shape to handle the action scenes, but this week he really cut loose and showed off some real acting chops. Sure, he's not going to win an Oscar, but for a television show set in a comic book universe, he did some truly amazing work. Compare his facial expressions, posture, and body language in this episode to the previous seventeen, and especially when he was playing "good Ward" for Garrett and with Skye, and it's just incredible to think that a guy who has, to this point, been defined almost entirely by being so one-dimensional, is now suddenly the most dynamic character on the show. And it's not just his physical portrayal of Ward that was so awesome this episode, it was the conversation with Raina, where he admitted that Coulson was a good guy and that he was the type of guy that you owed something, but that he owed Garrett everything? Just amazing stuff that I never thought I would see from that character or the actor who portrays him.
Also, Ruth Negga, who plays Raina, was almost criminally underused this episode. Her disappointment in finding out that The Clairvoyant was just a run-of-the-mill S.H.I.E.L.D. agent with access to a lot of secrets, and how quickly it was replaced with reluctant compliance at the opportunity to experiment with the remainder of the drugs from the Guest House, was one of the more realistic reactions we've seen on this show. Also on point was Fitz getting upset ('butthurt' to use the internet parlance) when Simmons is very clearly showing an interest in Trip, when he himself was so busy trying to convince himself he had a shot with Skye that he basically drove her into Trip's arms. And don't even get me started on how awesome Patton Oswalt was in his guest role, completely forgetting to tell Coulson that Fury is still alive in favor of telling him about "Nude Beach Wednesdays". Bill Paxton as John Garrett continues to be a highlight of the show as well
If I had any complaints about this episode, it would be that they pulled the trigger on Ward returning to the team so soon. I think giving the team an episode to get settled into their new secret base and Ward another episode to play the bad guy would've given his re-infiltration of the team more emotional weight, but with the end of the season rapidly approaching, I can't say that I blame them for rushing it either. Oh yeah, and what was up the effects budget this episode? Did they blow it all on the helicopter attack scene and the automated turret, so they couldn't show the team's breath as they trekked through the wilderness? Surely they had enough make-up on hand to at least make their cheeks red. From what I've read, this ratings have gone up for
Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.
in each of the last two weeks, so at least some of the people who tuned out earlier in the season are coming back for the good stuff. Hopefully that trend continues through the season finale and ABC gives a second season their full commitment.
The 411
: 'Providence' was as solid an episode as we've seen from this show to date. It didn't have the fun flashback pacing of "T.R.A.C.K.S." or the huge set-up elements like "End of the Beginning", but to me, it was right there with "Turn Turn Turn" as probably the third best episode of the season.
Final Score: 8.8
[ Very Good ]
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Copper shipments also defied weakness in China, rising a whopping 31.4% on year to 420,000 tonnes, up from 379,000 tonnes in February due to the Lunar New Year holiday particularly strong 536,000 tonnes in January this year.


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GhostsThe ghosts were out last night
As I walked back roads alone
Flitting at the edge of sight
Normally would chill me to the bone
To see the black horse toss his head
Rider less he is, and free
No reigns adorn him, it's said
But his saddle waits empty for me.
Others also haunted my lonely path
As I walked last night alone
The black haired twin wraith
Whose eyes are cold as stone
Took the shape of young women
In long black dresses
Sharpening their knives of human bone.
The horse he stood before me
The wraith to either side
I knew that if I passed that point
I would surely die.
A moment I stood waiting
As a tear slid down my cheek
Then turned my back on them all
And walked away.
"Get ye back here!" shrieked the wraith
"Come back whore and pay your due"
The horse, he pawed the ground
and screamed my life was through.
But I did not listen to them,
I kept walking on my way
For I choose my own dark lonely path
And they have no power over me.
The What-if'sWhat if
What if
What if
What if
What if I
What if I'm
What would I do if I...
What would you do if we
What should I do?
For me
For you
For ours?
What if I'm
What if I
What if
What if
What if
WasI was the stone,
I felt nothing I moved not.
My heart was hardened in my chest
And when I slept I took no rest.
I existed,
My heart was cold and moved not.
And when I saw other's pain
I laughed until I died again.
I felt nothing.
So long ago I only remember
Those days have passed and gone.
Now when I see the pain in others
I almost can't help but cry along.
It hurts so bad
To see you falling to the ground
I am powerless to help you
You struggle on in hope to get through.
Please don't give up.
My unfamiliar emotions warring
I don't understand all this
It almost makes me wish
That I was stone.
So long ago I only remember
Those days have passed and gone.
Now when I see the pain in others
I almost can't help but cry along.
WatchingI see you
Tough on the outside,
But inside, good.
You hurt, same as everyone
Maybe deeper
For all you keep it hidden.
I see you give
Trying so hard to help others
Paying no mind to your own wounds.
You'll kill yourself this way.
Accept the help that's offered.
Get out of your shell.
It may seem safe but that shell
Locks comfort out
And all the poison in.
Take it, damn you.
Cant you see?
I am a taker, I never give.
To you, I offer one small thing.
Believe me,
It hurts me as much to offer
As it hurts you to ignore.
You would hate me if you knew me
But that is not the case.
In this context you could like me
Talk to me.
No one you know need ever hear.
It burns to see you hurt yourself
Pull yourself slowly apart at the seams.
So I give you one last offer.
Before I turn away
To hide my tears.
UntitledI try to be so strong
Only cry when I'm alone
I try to never give up
But sometimes I can't go on.
If I can see it coming
I can take most anything.
It's life's nastier surprises
That have me on my knees.
When demons of my past
Come knocking on the door
I try to keep them locked outside
But they're crawling through the floor
I'm lost here in this darkened room
I used to call my mind
I need someone to save me
Or they'll kill me this time.
Where I'll be tomorrow
Is something I don't know
'Cause life never seems to
Want to let me take it slow.
Without seeing the future
All I have with me's the past.
In the present I'm alive still
And that's all that I can ask.
So hold me tightly close to you
Tell me everything's OK
Tell me that you love me
And I can stand another day.
You know I'd never make it
Half this far all on my own.
So tell me that you love me
And I'll keep stumbling on.
Woman of the EarthWho would I be?
I would be a woman of the earth.
Planting seeds, nurturing life;
I would sense the warmth in seedlings
Feel the blood of trees cool against my cheek
So close beneath their skin.
What would I be?
I would be a woman of the earth.
Feeling nature's love,
I would radiate that love to others.
Feeling the pull of the moon on the oceans,
Sense a stirring in my own blood.
And in summers heat and in winter's cold
Rest in the peace of all ages combined.
What would I be?
I would be a woman of the earth.
My roots firmly fixed in the soil,
Weathering out storms
I would feel the great pounding heart of the earth herself
Protecting me.
Who would I be?
I would be a woman of the earth.
With dirt under my nails,
And sunburn on my back,
I would earn my bread
By the sweat of my brow
In joy
To the end of my days.
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I Like Making People Laugh
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Why are there so many pervs on here?Men pretending to be girls, men pretending to be younger girls, men being men and pervy. And what about all these women who want to lactate and breast feed men? Surely they are just men as well living out their pervy fantasy. OMG it's perv city in here and its spoiling the whole...
watjusthappened 41-45, M 2 Responses 6 Aug 2
I don't know why but I like it .It makes me feel better. And it keeps my head up. :)
Bbygrlnene 13-15, F 4 Responses 2 Aug 12
It makes me feel like I am actually important.Like I matter to people.
lisaromero202 13-15, F 1 Response 8 Jul 27
*yoga intructor* Take a deep breath.. Blow it.... Take a deep breath.. Blow it.... Take a deep breath.. *FART*
faiqafkr 16-17, M 2 Responses 9 3 days ago
When I make people laugh they smileand it's just so Beautiful and I'm trying to say smile it looks good on you
KaydenceD21 13-15, F 9 Jul 24
Guy: hey, do you like whales?Pretty girl: heck yeah! Guy: wanna humpback at my place?
Jpfunjunky 31-35, M 5 Responses 6 Aug 1
samemay54 51-55, F 1 Response 6 Aug 12
Whenever I make people smileand laugh. It makes me happy and I feel like I did something good.
justinbartolome 13-15, M 8 Responses 10 Aug 3
I like making people laugh all the time!I at least got to make someone's day better(:
dolliaa 16-17, F 3 Responses 8 Jul 31
I bought some pork chopsand told the butcher to make them lean. He said, 'Which way?'
watjusthappened 41-45, M 2 Responses 16 Jul 24
After five successful consults with the dentist,I stormed out of the room this afternoon. (This is no joke.) She suggested braces for my crooked teeth. I got scared not because I am too old; I didn't like the idea of lying in a coffin smiling with it.
samemay54 51-55, F 1 Response 6 a week ago
I remember when I couldn't laugh at my selfuntil one day the awareness of what a serious humorless person literally smacked me in the face. I was maybe 6 months into recovery living in a house that my mother had given me the down payment for. So I sold my soul and lived perpetually in A.A. or out on the work room floor...
lifeisforfree 61-65, M 2 Responses 4 4 days ago
Half the time receive Blank lookwhen I open my mouth lol no one ever gets it! Lol
MissSubaru 26-30, F 5 Responses 11 4 days ago
I like making people happybecause I don't want anyone to be upset like me
veronica590 13-15, F 5 Responses 13 Aug 12
Rules of engagement: 1.No obscenities; only wholesome exchange. 2. If you cannot relate, keep quiet. 3. Funny is good, Educational/informative: better, People-friendly: best. Anyone who cannot follow is blocked.
samemay54 51-55, F 2 Responses 3 Aug 12
So I have this predicamentthat I love to make people laugh because I hate myself. I want others to be happy other than myself
theatregeek13 18-21, M 1 Response 2 Aug 12
I love making ppl laugh.... <3 which ain't hard for me since I'm funny ~.~ haha ^-^
PrincessAyyoBbyBoo 13-15, F 2 Responses 6 Aug 10
My friend has someonewho was beyond close to her, but she recently died of cancer. I told her to smile today-as it makes everything better, and I kept on reciting funny movie quotes from "Finding Nemo" which got a little giggle out of her.
sassysarah98 16-17, F 2 Responses 7 Feb 11
"Forget about the Holy Grailfor now...I want you to look for weapons of mass destruction."
samemay54 51-55, F 2 Responses 1 4 days ago
It's hard to make people laugh.Not everyone will get your humor. That's why when I make someone laugh I feel like I've revived a soul :)
Ranessa 16-17, F 4 Responses 7 Jul 3
Laugh often, like a child,cultivate a free spirit, be silly, be cheerful, be random. Life isn't that serious...
samemay54 51-55, F 1 Response 7 Aug 11
I love making people laughand smile their happiness makes me happy... Cracking jokes telling funny stories just to make that one person important to you smile I love it!
coolchaser25 13-15, F 2 Responses 6 Jul 27
Hey, yo mama so fat When she told me herweight, i thought she gave me her phone number.
faiqafkr 16-17, M 2 Responses 8 2 days ago
Here's a humble opinion... RELIGION is for people afraid of going to hell. SPIRITUALITY is for people who have already been there.
samemay54 51-55, F 4 Responses 3 Aug 12
samemay54 51-55, F 2 Responses 2 4 days ago
Sent the dogs to the groomer this afternoon.The gurrrl was excited to be back, she liked the haircut. But my poor little boy......I can only guess...
samemay54 51-55, F 5 19 hrs ago
I love being around happy peopleand especially when I'm the one making them happy.
AlyssaThoe 22-25, F 4 Responses 6 Jun 18
I feel prettier after I'm done exercising.Even though I know nothing has changed about myself.
samemay54 51-55, F 5 Responses 6 Aug 11
HONEY, NOT TONIGHT I have never understoodwhy the s3xual urge of men and women differ so much... FOR EXAMPLE: One evening last week, my wife and I were getting into bed. The passion starts to heat up, when she eventually said, "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me." I said, "WHAT ? What was that?!" So she...
SweetKiester 36-40, F 6 Responses 14 Feb 19
What did mama corn say to baby corn ?Where's Popcorn
SailorGoon 13-15, F 5 Responses 9 a week ago
Satina2014 16-17, M 1 Response 9 Jul 28
I'm clumsy and sometimes I make people laughwith only my actions but even those moments are great! Laughing is the most full of life thing I can do so I love when people laugh! :)
knklx 18-21, F 1 Response 11 Jun 14
People look their bestwhen they are smiling and happy :) I hate seeing others upset and it's fun to be funny so why not spread the love and happiness :) it's a win-win situation if you ask me :)
Sharebare519 13-15, F 7 Responses 9 Jul 27
claraBow 61-65, F 7 2 days ago
Ever wonder 1. If you take an Oriental personand spin him around several times, does he become disoriented? 2. If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes? 3. Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery? 4. If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled? 5. If love is...
hinderella 51-55, F 5 Responses 8 Dec 31, 2013
Cant wait till 5 oclock to get off!Ill be as happy as michal jackson in childrens palace!
Dwgrlg 36-40, M 2 Responses 5 3 days ago
It makes me feel like i have a purposeand when i make someone else laugh it makes me happy to know i can do that xxx
JustMui 18-21, F 4 Responses 6 Jul 22
I love making people laughand seeing them smile. Just knowing I've brightened someone's day makes me feel happy. It's the positivity ripple effect:)
Seblett 13-15, F 1 Response 13 Jul 25
Whilst backpacking around Morocco we made agroup of friends that were on holiday, we had a crap joke contest. It started of with one of the Americans saying ' what tree can you grow on your hand ? ' he waited for an answer at shouted ' A PALM TREE' when I struck back with 'Where can you Weigh a Whale ?' No answer ' IN A...
rachieu 16-17, F 2 Responses 3 a week ago
footloose888 22-25, M 1 Response 2 1 day ago
Hey your mama so fat When she felt on thefloor, the earth split!
faiqafkr 16-17, M 4 Responses 4 2 days ago
I'll do anything I'm told to do on the commentsbelow with pics, (females only)
sissyslut4training19 18-21, M 3 Responses 2 1 day ago
When I got this app I was hoping to find funnythings and people to help me with my depression, but I also expected a lot of hate comments from strangers. I was totally wrong I can be dumb and stupid while everyone laughs :) guess I better end this with something funny, call a friend with a blocked number and announce you...
suicideDepression 22-25, M 3 Responses 9 2 days ago
Zack607 22-25, M 2 19 hrs ago
It invokes a certain happiness deep in meknowing I brightened someone's day, it's just a wonderful feeling. I bought one of those unicorn masks and wore it to several different public places, sometimes galloping and neighing but never speaking. People took pictures with me, and the laughter I caused. Soon after my...
Dragoniesse 13-15, M 2 Responses 7 Mar 19
I love to make people laugh!even though everyone thinks I'm weird because of it D:
Paragonn 13-15, M 1 Response 4 Aug 12
What is the meaning of lifefor you? Mine : its a gift that i have to protect
faiqafkr 16-17, M 3 Responses 6 2 days ago
watjusthappened 41-45, M 4 Responses 9 Jul 28
If nothing is going right.....try going left!
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With any acquaintance,I'm quiet and awkward as hell. With my best friend, I talk her ear off like there's no tomorrow. I make her laugh a lot..my sense of humor is weird. She usually laughs at me making a disgusting face, forming weird noises in my mouth that sound like prehistoric creatures, yelling...
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there's something about making other peoplelaugh that makes me feel... happier i guess. like i have a purpose.
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I like making my friends laughbecause it make me feel happy and I am a funny Mutherfucker someone once said to me
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