text:
Movie News
Dum Duh Da Dummmmmm
Hey folks, Harry here... It's my wedding day. This isn't so much about film, as much as it is all about my love of film and the life it portrays that we all love so much. Today, I'm attempting to give a storybook wedding to my favorite person in the world. It could rain, in which case it'll feel like a Woody Allen type of thing... If the sun shines, it's a GODFATHER type of thing. The last few days have been a whirlwind. Feels most like a Butt-Numb-A-Thon - except, instead of the question being, "Everything going good with BNAT?" it is, "Getting nervous yet?" In truth, I get far more nervous before a BNAT. There's a lot more to coordinate... and in the end, I'm not always 100% whether the movies will be great, as sometimes - we're the first people to see em. Here, I know the food will blow peoples' minds, that the entertainment I have lined up will be a blast... and that the decorations and atmosphere are perfect - whether it rains or shines. I am a little concerned about what Eli Roth and Richard Kelly did to the Bachelorette Party last night... and how did they crash that thing? My party had Quint getting banged by strippers in a back room, Capone's 3 inches inside an anus, Scorekeeper with Ahi Tuna on his forehead after popping, Roro as a lumbering Karloffian character. Me... well it took 3 strippers to cover my entire body with stripper musk and glitter, but twas one for the books. Ran till 6am and the aftermath would have made Tom Hanks proud. Just put the final touch on the cake toppers - which are actually 1960s Gilbert Goldfinger (for me) and Pussy Galore (for her/albeit with black hair) figures. Oddly, they work real good. Well.... it's time to get ready - it's about 5 hours til the ceremony. I've got a complicated outfit to get into, fighting fish and longhorns to deliver. And the candles, champagne flutes and ... um... oh yeah - the wedding certificate thingee. Oh - and an iPod cord. See you good folks on the otherside of this matrimonial affair... btw - trivia - last film I watched before the wedding was... 300 - the new HD DVD just fucking owns!
Readers Talkbackcomments powered by Disqus
+ Expand All
July 15, 2007, 2:56 p.m. CST
Have a good day
by Col. Tigh-Fighter
July 15, 2007, 2:57 p.m. CST
by CrazySlasher
July 15, 2007, 2:57 p.m. CST
by Darth Thoth
Harry- congrats man. God bless you and your lady. I wish you both a lifetime of love and happiness. Enjoy this day and cherish it for the rest of your life. Peace.
July 15, 2007, 2:59 p.m. CST
Congrats Harry
by Flickolus Brando
Not much more to say then that. Uh. . . may you first born child be a masculine one?
July 15, 2007, 3 p.m. CST
Way to start off your married life...
by Bean_
After 300 did you want to dress in a speedo, get a spear and shield and show up to your wedding in it?
July 15, 2007, 3:01 p.m. CST
Congratulations to you both, have a great day!
by spenno
All the best for the future guys! I wonder if you have a favourite wedding movie?
July 15, 2007, 3:01 p.m. CST
The brother puts a PLUG in his WEDDING DAY ANNOUNCEMENT
by LordEnigma
July 15, 2007, 3:02 p.m. CST
I hope he treats you right.
by XXVIII
You deserve no better.
July 15, 2007, 3:02 p.m. CST
Mr. and Mrs. Knowles... Groovy!
by DorkKnight
Sounds like a fucking blast, man. It will be interesting to see how many variations of the word "Congratulations" will appear on the talkbacks.
July 15, 2007, 3:04 p.m. CST
So, did you write your own vows
by BigDogg
Or is it a big collection of movie quotes? Either way, have a good day. And make sure you have a prenup since if this thing goes south, I don't want her getting half the site meaning we get news on the newest chick flicks..........
July 15, 2007, 3:04 p.m. CST
Best of wishes to both you and Yoko, Harry
by Boondock Devil
...but to be honest I thought from the topic this had something to do with a new Dragnet movie.
July 15, 2007, 3:05 p.m. CST
by BGDAWES
Happy wedding Head Geek!
 ...and a PG-13 Die Hard still sucks no matter how cool it is.
July 15, 2007, 3:07 p.m. CST
congratulations, harry
by LegoKenobi
pictures, or it didn't happen.
July 15, 2007, 3:09 p.m. CST
That's fantastic.
by Bungion Boy
Best wishes to you and Yoko, Harry. Have a great life together. You've earned it.
July 15, 2007, 3:09 p.m. CST
by wackybantha
I meant that in a good way. I just LOVE to rhyme!!!
July 15, 2007, 3:11 p.m. CST
by Liphook
The best of luck to the pair of you.
July 15, 2007, 3:14 p.m. CST
by Playkins
Don't get drunk- Everyone I know that got drunk on their wedding day regrets it. I was PLASTERED at my friends when I had to give a toast. I don't even remember what I said, but nobody told me it was a nice toast afterwards. :-(
July 15, 2007, 3:18 p.m. CST
my first talkback!
by cyaknight
and its a good one: congratualtions harry! ...long time reader...
July 15, 2007, 3:20 p.m. CST
by iwontwin
July 15, 2007, 3:22 p.m. CST
Congrats to you and Yoko!
by NubtheSquirrel
May your first child be a geeky one.The wife and I are totally happy for you guys!
July 15, 2007, 3:24 p.m. CST
Nice work Harry
by Pr_Frink
Hope everything goes great with the wedding and all that ass-kissery that I'm sure you're used to by now. Congratulations.
July 15, 2007, 3:28 p.m. CST
The new 300 HDDVD may fucking own, but.....
by jfp2007
the BluRay version fucking pwns it.
July 15, 2007, 3:30 p.m. CST
by blacklodgebob
Harry getting married is Sparta.
July 15, 2007, 3:32 p.m. CST
May the years be filled with tender memories of
by rsswope
bliss, deepening friendship, a comforting shoulder to lean on in times of despair, and Films that Rock your socks off. We hope that eventually many little geeklings shall emerge from this union to spread the Gospel of Geekdom to the world. Have a great day!
July 15, 2007, 3:32 p.m. CST
by degikrinbakedirfuvkeit
will there be any pictures? how come i've never seen a single picture of Yoko?
July 15, 2007, 3:42 p.m. CST
Congrats may you both be happy the rest of your days
by JeanLuc Dickhard
i bet you get a blu ray player as a wedding gift ....
July 15, 2007, 3:44 p.m. CST
"Observe, Lord of the Rings. I am married . . .
by WX1
. . ." well, I thought a Harry Knowles would end up being "married. To Ain't it Cool." Congratulations, sir.
July 15, 2007, 3:44 p.m. CST
by s00p3rm4n
I've got one word for you: pre-nuptial agreement. Happy Wedding Day! Enjoy it, for it is the beginning of the end.
July 15, 2007, 3:45 p.m. CST
Congrats to Mr. and Mrs. Bloated Sell-Out.
by The-Warrior
Han Solo always shoots first. See you in Hell.
July 15, 2007, 3:49 p.m. CST
It's your party, and it's freaking you out.
by Larry of Arabia
Happy wedding day, and thanks for the picture of Capone having anal sex with... something. Dammit you never said it was a woman! Dear god...
July 15, 2007, 3:56 p.m. CST
Harry has chosen the institute of marriage. Here's why
by Vern
Good luck you big softy.
July 15, 2007, 3:57 p.m. CST
by where_are_quints_hobbit_set_reports
Complicated Outfit = Harry's dressing as Pulp Fiction's "The Gimp." it's a geek wedding, after all.
July 15, 2007, 3:58 p.m. CST
Have a blast Mr HeadGeek and (soon to be) Mrs HeadGeek!
by MatDGZ
Shine on you crazy diamonds!
July 15, 2007, 4:02 p.m. CST
Congratulations Harry
by Azazyel
Best wishes from England.
July 15, 2007, 4:04 p.m. CST
congrats but why not just live together?
by Rupee88
I don't see the point in getting legally married. Oh well, it is pointless but most poeple do it so go figure...
July 15, 2007, 4:14 p.m. CST
Headgeek gets married...
by jimmy rabbitte
...providing a faint glimmer of hope to fat-assed, basement dwelling nerds the whole world over.
 Have a great day, Harry.
July 15, 2007, 4:14 p.m. CST
All the Best!
by ilander66
Congratulations Mr Harry and Mrs Harry, heres to a long and happy one.
July 15, 2007, 4:16 p.m. CST
to harry:
by tibbar
congratulations! it's hard to find something worth holding on in this world. it's hard because we make life hard. but... when you find something that makes all the planets align... well god bless you man, you found the meaning of life. it's that simple, and only those who have found it know it. i hope you will be happy with this woman for the rest of your life, and that she adds a level of completion and harmony to your world. when something is just right, when everything fits snug like a jigsaw puzzle, and those planets line up like a platoon of soldiers before their c.o.... life is good.
July 15, 2007, 4:20 p.m. CST
Congrats Harry! All the best to you and Patricia
by Yeti
Will she go by Mrs Geek? ;)
July 15, 2007, 4:33 p.m. CST
Nice One
by proper
Have a good time today,all the best to you and yours.,Rocky training should begin ASAP,you have no stress and therefore no excuses to die like a geek stereotype,prove them all wrong and live long healthy and happy,respect........PS don't bury yourself in film everytime you have a domestic,no good will come of it.
July 15, 2007, 4:35 p.m. CST
Where's the Quint review?
by performingmonkey
I want the Quint review of the wedding. I only trust his an Mori's reviews, no gushing over shitty projects just because you've spoken to the director over the phone.
July 15, 2007, 4:36 p.m. CST
So who's shooting your wedding?
by Wed Vid Guy
Hey Harry, So who has the wedding video honors? Robert Rodriguez? Congratulations Harry!
July 15, 2007, 4:39 p.m. CST
by brokentusk
Hope the day is amazing brother. I'm assuming the priest will be dressed as either Robin Hood or King Kong? ;)
July 15, 2007, 4:39 p.m. CST
by captainalphabet
well done headgeek, all der best!
July 15, 2007, 4:40 p.m. CST
Have a good one, Harry
by ODM
Do go soft on us now that you're a married man! ODM
July 15, 2007, 4:40 p.m. CST
mazal tov!
by newc0253
all the best, big guy.
July 15, 2007, 4:41 p.m. CST
Good luck Harry
by Deathpool
You'll need it.
July 15, 2007, 4:42 p.m. CST
marriage-an outdated concept based on subjugating women
by beamish13
If you were truly secure with your relationship, you wouldn't have gone through with such an antiquated ceremony.
July 15, 2007, 4:42 p.m. CST
wedding video honors?
by jimmy rabbitte
...it's Eli of course
 "the bride cuts the groom, the bride cuts the groom, hey-ho here we go, the bride cuts the groom."
July 15, 2007, 4:42 p.m. CST
Good luck Harry!
by Bagheera
Don't freak out...and don't forget to tip the altar servers. Those kids deserve a break.
July 15, 2007, 4:46 p.m. CST
Well done sir!
by Atomik Steve
Congratulations to you both!
July 15, 2007, 4:46 p.m. CST
by Loosejerk
Good luck to you and your wife. May you have many blissful years.
July 15, 2007, 4:47 p.m. CST
by antonphd
Marriage kicks ass!!
July 15, 2007, 4:54 p.m. CST
Congrats, Harry and Patricia!
by John Maddening
All the best. I'll see you in September.
July 15, 2007, 4:58 p.m. CST
THIS IS SPAAA...A wedding gift
by LazarusRevival
Congratulations! And if you like 300, check this URL and I hope you enjoy! http://tinyurl.com/2mrs92
July 15, 2007, 5:03 p.m. CST
A beautiful day
by NudeandAroused
There is nothing like it ever. Congrats
July 15, 2007, 5:05 p.m. CST
Congrats .. so, pics and videos soon then?
by Evil Hobbit
July 15, 2007, 5:09 p.m. CST
My 3 inches
by TheRealCapone
I resent Harry telling the world the diameter of my junk, but since he has, I just want to publically thank Big Red for sharing his anus with me and all the party goers at his bachelor party. Best bachelor party ever, and my favorite trip to Austin in the eight or so years I've been coming down here. Congrats, Harry & Patricia. My wife and I wish you both the happiest life with the best of everything.
July 15, 2007, 5:10 p.m. CST
All right, Harry!
by mefrog
Congrats, man.
July 15, 2007, 5:13 p.m. CST
I was going to extend more congrats, but...
by Bronx Cheer
at the mention of anal sex, I decided to just say "WTF?!" Congrats!
July 15, 2007, 5:14 p.m. CST
Congrats and Swank On!
by Prof_Ender
Happiest wishes to you both. When my girlfriend found out about this she immediately squee'd. The next bit of dialogue we had: "Think a nerd like me and a gal like you get as lucky as those two?" "Create an absolutely ass-kicking website and then I'll let you know." Swankulations. ^_^
July 15, 2007, 5:15 p.m. CST
All cruelty aside...
by smackfu
If you look like Harry, and a woman wants to marry you, you should marry her. Grats man.
July 15, 2007, 5:19 p.m. CST
Forget Quint, let's see Neill Cumpston review this baby
by ExcaliburFfolkes
He's the only writer on this site who could accurately describe what's about to happen tonight.
July 15, 2007, 5:22 p.m. CST
Have a great day Harry from us geeks in the UK
by Gabba-UK
Don't get too drunk, Don't try to re-create the end of Dirty Dancing and for Gawds sake don't be not at the church on time. She'll keep that hanging over your head like Damacles Sword!!!
July 15, 2007, 5:31 p.m. CST
NZ wishes you a happy wedding day
by dalbatron
so there you go you big ginger love muscle
July 15, 2007, 5:32 p.m. CST
I thought this was about me...
by The Dum Guy
Congrats, I think.
July 15, 2007, 5:34 p.m. CST
All the best, Harry.
by eppdude
best decision you'll ever make, sir - which makes up for your piss-poor HD over Blueray decision. Heh, just kidding, dude.
July 15, 2007, 5:34 p.m. CST
Congrats, Harry.
by DarthCorleone
I wish you and the wife many years of happiness. This site has had its up and downs over the years, but I've been here since very close to the beginning. Hence, I can't help but feeling a little personally invested in y'all's gang, even if I don't get to reap the benefits of the bachelor party. All the best!
July 15, 2007, 5:44 p.m. CST
by lost.rules
That's a big wedding.
July 15, 2007, 5:45 p.m. CST
by ludmir88
and please don't post a video of your honeymoon!!!!!!!!
July 15, 2007, 5:47 p.m. CST
Capone grew to 3 inches???
by SalvatoreGravano
Congratulations, man! When did that happen?
July 15, 2007, 5:49 p.m. CST
Seriously, though... I hope Harry keeps his maiden name
by SalvatoreGravano
For I would rather see AICN run by Harry Knowles-(NewName) than just by Harry (NewName).
July 15, 2007, 5:49 p.m. CST
by PurityOfEssence
But ludmir88 is right. For the love of god no sex tape.
July 15, 2007, 5:50 p.m. CST
Really, though - congratulations!
by SalvatoreGravano
This time, totally serial.
July 15, 2007, 5:57 p.m. CST
Congrats, man
by moviemaniac-7
Ahh, what would Al Bundy say about another marriage?
July 15, 2007, 5:58 p.m. CST
Congrats Harry
by mrfan
Good Luck.
July 15, 2007, 6:06 p.m. CST
Congratulations Harry Knowles...
by SouthSide_2010
and to the bride to be as well...
July 15, 2007, 6:07 p.m. CST
Say goodbye to sex Harry
by Mace Tofu
From one married man to another... :(
July 15, 2007, 6:09 p.m. CST
who's going to review the wedding?
by ludmir88
we need a neutral one!!!
July 15, 2007, 6:12 p.m. CST
by ludmir88
just kidding :)
July 15, 2007, 6:18 p.m. CST
Congratulations Mr. & Mrs. HeadGeek!
by glodene
May your Honeymoon be blissfull as you two engage in an erotic ballet of sweat-glistening carnal passion.
July 15, 2007, 6:19 p.m. CST
Congratulatoins Don Knowles
by McClane_Corleone
And may your first child, be a masculine child.
July 15, 2007, 6:22 p.m. CST
by freerangecelt
May the Road always rise up to meet you, May the Sun always light your path, and May your Children always bring you happiness! Here's hoping for a baker's dozen! :) Free and Dubh
July 15, 2007, 6:29 p.m. CST
by emeraldboy
Harry Knowles this is the start of the rest of you life. Rock the casbah on your honeymoon and nine months later after your wifes morning sickness. Your world will be full of little harrys and or harriettes. and for the rest of us, this parts is sincere, this will be last you will be all seeing of hearing of Harry Knowles. Once the kid comes that is the biggest life changer of All. My two nephews are great little characters the pair of them. They grow up so fast.
July 15, 2007, 6:31 p.m. CST
O.k. then, who's anus?
by Stuntcock Mike
Don't forget to share the cake Harry, you bastard. Cheers.
July 15, 2007, 6:31 p.m. CST
Congrats and Good Luck
by The Funketeer
Let's hope Harry never has a beer and cheets on his wife.
July 15, 2007, 6:32 p.m. CST
Congrats, Harry!
by RetroActive
Wishing you and your bride-to-be all the best!
July 15, 2007, 6:32 p.m. CST
by complexion
Hope you guys have an amazing day!
July 15, 2007, 6:33 p.m. CST
by jhpiii
You should've had me DJ your wedding...(Shameless plug) DJ Bandit.
July 15, 2007, 6:34 p.m. CST
Capone's 3 inches inside an anus
by future help
anagram for Coperfield?
July 15, 2007, 6:35 p.m. CST
fuck, i've been drinking...i meant Cloverfield.
by future help
all 3 inches worth.
July 15, 2007, 6:48 p.m. CST
The title made me think...
by Bubba Gillman
...that this was another Indiana Jones talkback. Congrats Harry.
July 15, 2007, 6:49 p.m. CST
Congrats Harry. I wish you all the best. Mr Incredible:
by Tarl_Cabot
Too bad some people can't set aside their crassness for one talk back to give a good wish to the guy who provides us all with FREE entertainment. Congtrats again Harry. Looking forward to the Bourne 3 review.Hope Yoko doesn't break up AICN! ;)
July 15, 2007, 6:52 p.m. CST
Say goodbye to the blow jobs
by c4andmore
seriously, WTF?!? I had some great bj's before I got married. Now that's all history. Damn false advertising I tell ya! Oh and congrats Harry!
July 15, 2007, 7:09 p.m. CST
Congratulations, Harry
by tiredpm
Now, I'm waiting for a review of the wedding that will be denounced as a plant and grainy scoop photos of the wedding dress. And the wedding night activities will be spoilered.
Have a great day, big man, my best to you and your soon-to-be wife.
July 15, 2007, 7:13 p.m. CST
by Guu-sama
Congratulations, Harry and Patricia!
July 15, 2007, 7:17 p.m. CST
That has to be Harry's worst review ever.
by Pops Freshemeyer
Eighty-seven paragraphs about some wedding and one sentence about watching 300 on HD-DVD? Whatever.
July 15, 2007, 7:18 p.m. CST
by lu622
Have a great time!
July 15, 2007, 7:20 p.m. CST
Your wedding is just a day.
by Dataset
The important days are all to come. Make them as important as today and you'll find happiness. Wow. That sounded like a fucking greeting card! All my family's best wishes from Dallas!
July 15, 2007, 7:28 p.m. CST
Good luck.
by spiderwalk007
With the marriage and all.
July 15, 2007, 7:29 p.m. CST
by GreatWhite
All the best, Harry and Patricia! My own wife and I celebrate our fourth anniversary next month.
July 15, 2007, 7:37 p.m. CST
Damn, and I thought it was the "Dragnet" theme.
by Uncapie
Congrats, Harry!
July 15, 2007, 7:37 p.m. CST
Honeymoon video
by covenant
Please share it with us, especially a "director's cut." :) Congrats, Harry. Now get to work bringing more geeklings into the world!
July 15, 2007, 7:46 p.m. CST
say goodbye to your dick Harry!
by GQtaste
The only time you'll be using it is when your taking a piss.
July 15, 2007, 7:52 p.m. CST
Why no webcast?
by Kirbymanly
You'd think someone who lives their life via the internet would webcast it. Outside of that...Congrats, Harry! I'm raising my glass to you right now...
July 15, 2007, 7:57 p.m. CST
by Darth Busey
When I started reading this site in 1996 or whatever, I never thought I'd be around to see the day when the big red cheese got married. Congrats.
July 15, 2007, 7:57 p.m. CST
Congratulations Harry And Yuko
by Pound Sand
Harry, I've been reading this site for over 6 years, and enjoyed it. I never thought you'd get married, because films always seemed like your first (and at times, only) love. So despite you banning me several years ago for a comment that wouldn't even raise an eyebrow today, I still dig the cut of your shit. I'm still not gonna send you a a gift for your wedding, but I might for your first kid. later.
July 15, 2007, 8 p.m. CST
Congrats Harry!
by stvnhthr
Wait to go man! I knew it wasn't easy to wait, but you will be happy you did. Have a great honeymoon and may God Bless you two in your new lives together.
July 15, 2007, 8 p.m. CST
oh hay-all yeah
by jedimindflayer
congrats to the happy couple- all the best; i guess this means 1 less ticket to bnat this year! in all (ok, no) seriousness, ExcaliburFfolkes is right on- we need a cumpston- any cumpston- review of this bad boy!
July 15, 2007, 8 p.m. CST
Congratulations Harry!
by Wazoo
Welcome to the land of wedded bliss! Anyway, that's what us poor idiots that are married like to call it.
July 15, 2007, 8:05 p.m. CST
by Proman1984
All the best Harry!
July 15, 2007, 8:06 p.m. CST
And do it to Yoko one extra time on out behalf ;) !
by Proman1984
Heh heh! Enjoy yourself!
July 15, 2007, 8:07 p.m. CST
by SkidMarkedUndies
At least post some pictures from the grand affair. Good for you, kid. Just remember: You got to wake up with the chick for the rest of your life, or until you find a better looking model to trade her in for.
July 15, 2007, 8:15 p.m. CST
All the best...
by SugarRay
Congrats Harry, good luck and all that good stuff...
July 15, 2007, 8:36 p.m. CST
Why I love this site.
by deadshot07
Some of you are quite funny. Best of luck to you Harry.
July 15, 2007, 8:38 p.m. CST
So there IS hope.
by PwnedByStallone
For us freaks.
July 15, 2007, 8:38 p.m. CST
Good Luck
by imkindofabigdeal
Well Deserved Harry. Health and Happiness Big Guy.
July 15, 2007, 8:40 p.m. CST
Congratulations to both of you.
by LoneGun
Have fun at your wedding!
July 15, 2007, 8:57 p.m. CST
by nolan bautista
Congratulations!! Save me a piece..of the wedding cake!. Just kidding..I wish you all the happiness in the world..
July 15, 2007, 9:02 p.m. CST
by sideshowrob
No Really...Congrats Big Guy. It took me the 2nd time around to get it right but the Mrs is the best thing thats happened to me. She's more of a movie nut than my 1st wife could ever dream. Good Luck to ya both!!
July 15, 2007, 9:14 p.m. CST
by Redfive!
Im sure Eli Roth could of hooked that up.And have special surprise guest ADRIAN ZMED show up with that creepy dude with a mustache and a donkey.You disappoint me Harry.
July 15, 2007, 9:23 p.m. CST
Congrats mr knowles
by BrightEyes
hope it is a beautiful day
July 15, 2007, 9:27 p.m. CST
RUMOR CONTROL! Harry's Nuptuals
by captainCAPSLOCK
Man this wedding has always seemed two years away. Pray to your gods she decides to stick with you ;)
July 15, 2007, 10:11 p.m. CST
by Mad-Maximus
Harry, Congrats on the marriage, may you two find happiness and strength for the rest of your lives.
July 15, 2007, 10:23 p.m. CST
by Shermdawg
July 15, 2007, 10:30 p.m. CST
Right On
by Cobbio
Congratulations, Harry! I wish you and Yoko many happy years together. I'll keep watching to see if she appears in any of the upper-left animations. Any chance of this now that she's officially a Knowles? Ah yeah!
 Cheers!
July 15, 2007, 10:38 p.m. CST
by The Artist FKA Vesuvio
Still don't give a shit.
July 15, 2007, 10:40 p.m. CST
by Psyclops
Hope the two of you have a wonderful life together.
July 15, 2007, 10:54 p.m. CST
by moto
I've been married for seven years and life has never been better, Harry! Congrats and best of luck to both of you.
July 15, 2007, 10:57 p.m. CST
Harry, you dropped something
by WolfmanNards
Here let me help you pick up those names you dropped.
July 15, 2007, 11:08 p.m. CST
Congrats, you gigantic weird bastard!
by Zarles
Go make some little Harolds already!
July 15, 2007, 11:40 p.m. CST
Is a traditional or movie-themed wedding?
by wackybantha
Will there be pics up on this site?
July 15, 2007, 11:45 p.m. CST
Sounds like Quint wins.
by Horseflesh
Hope ya double bagged it, son!
July 15, 2007, 11:47 p.m. CST
Congratulations Harry
by DarthDooku
Enjoy :)
July 15, 2007, 11:51 p.m. CST
Congratulations, you big lug.
by Laserbrain
July 15, 2007, 11:58 p.m. CST
Harry's Groomsmen is the JLA
by messi
except it's the formerly known as JLA so his wedding is this year's little miss FUCK YOU.
July 16, 2007, 12:04 a.m. CST
Harry chose a pre-nup. Here's why...
by Alonzo Mosely
Good luck and enjoy the honeymoon period, that is when you still get the pre-marriage style sex, after that, well at least you already have a hobby...
July 16, 2007, 12:12 a.m. CST
Congrats Harry!
by Zombie Vig
Have a blissfull married live Harry.
July 16, 2007, 12:14 a.m. CST
by schnipple
enjoy the deep deep deep plunge... ; )
July 16, 2007, 12:20 a.m. CST
by Bang!_Your_Dead
I'll be getting married in just two weeks. I can totally understand your happiness right now. Thanks for the years and years of great entertainment. Maybe one year my future wife and I can make it down to a BNAT. Thanks again, and best wishes.
July 16, 2007, 12:30 a.m. CST
Now the rest of us geeks are going to be
by AnwarNamtut
pressured into tying the knot with our significant others. Damn it man! Congrats nonetheless. You're a nice fella and she sure seems like a nice lady. Now you can be nice together, fooooorrrreeeevvvvveeeeerrrrrr... So did she freak out at the reception when the pinheads started chanting "gabba gabba we accept you one of us?"
July 16, 2007, 12:35 a.m. CST
Congo-rats big guy!
by necromortis
Wish you and the little lady lots of wild hot...movie watching! hahaha,'grats man.
July 16, 2007, 12:38 a.m. CST
by iwontwin
thats what FOX said!
July 16, 2007, 1:17 a.m. CST
I may not always agree with your reviews Harry, but...
by JunoFallon
Congratulations either way man. Big day for anyone. I hope all goes well!
July 16, 2007, 1:24 a.m. CST
England expects.....
by foonacha
...to hear the crash,bang,thud of tiny feet in approx 9 months or so. Many congrats on your big day, & will you post the wedding vid on here so we can gander at all your regular writers in their Sunday Finest?
July 16, 2007, 1:27 a.m. CST
So will we get a little Harry tonight?
by Mace Tofu
No safe sex tonight so who knows this very moment right now could be the creation of another geek. Feel free to hum the theme from 2001 : )
July 16, 2007, 1:33 a.m. CST
Congrats Harry! A Wise choice.
by R.C. the "Wise"
May your days be blissful!
July 16, 2007, 1:46 a.m. CST
Congratulations, Head Geek!
by OtisSpofford
May your fondest wishes granted be the least of your riches to come - many years of happiness and a whole mess o' kids - much happiness, Harry and Patricia!
July 16, 2007, 1:49 a.m. CST
Happy Birthday!
by FuzzyWhisper
Wait--what? Oh yeah...

 Congratulations.
July 16, 2007, 1:54 a.m. CST
who the fuck is GILBERT GOLDFINGER
by TheUltraHumanite
GILBERT GOLDFINGER, damn thats a funny sounding name.... its Auric Goldfinger.... GILBERT... HAHAH Congrats my man, right now, you are having what is prolly the best sex of your life
July 16, 2007, 2:05 a.m. CST
by The Real MiraJeff
to the one and only Head Geek. Mazel Tov and have a wonderful honeymoon. I raise a glass to you and your lovely bride tonight from Los Angeles... make us fanboys proud.
July 16, 2007, 2:18 a.m. CST
The honeymoon must not be going so well...
by SpiceWonBruce
Harry is logged onto his myspace page as I type this.
July 16, 2007, 2:19 a.m. CST
by greigy just wanted to say
Because it's inevitable. Because love is short term hormonal distraction. Because this whole marriage thing is FAKE, in every sense of the word. JUST BECAUSE..!!!
July 16, 2007, 2:25 a.m. CST
Congrats! And greetings to your 7000 MySpace friends!
by Motoko Kusanagi
Oh what a glorious day (like in glorious Quicktime)
July 16, 2007, 2:39 a.m. CST
by OneintenMan
All the best for the years ahead.
July 16, 2007, 2:41 a.m. CST
Congrats Harry
by kwisatzhaderach
Now all we need is your LIVE FREE OR DIE HARD review...
July 16, 2007, 2:41 a.m. CST
by Bob of the Shire
Just don't have a kid. The world isn't ready.
July 16, 2007, 2:49 a.m. CST
Harry, did you cry more than you did at ARMAGEDDON?!
by Darth Bauer
July 16, 2007, 2:57 a.m. CST
Harry prepped for his wedding....
by BitterMan23
by watching the gayest movie ever made? Huh.

 Still, tho, grats!
July 16, 2007, 3:07 a.m. CST
CONGRATS HARRY! WELL DONE! But I thought you might...
by silentbobafett2
have chosen a more fitting final film!!!! Anyway, sounds good and I hope you're gonna share some wedding photos (and, by the sounds of it, some Bacholeor party photos)
July 16, 2007, 3:21 a.m. CST
(Drops trou) "THIS..IS..GINGAAAAAAH!"
by tomthumbstallywhacker
right about now you're probably being choked with a big chain by patricia in a dancing girl outfit while a gay golden robot looks on ("Oh my!" etc). All the best from the UK to you both, Harry, we love ya!
 AWWW YEEAAAAH!
July 16, 2007, 3:32 a.m. CST
Best Wishes, Harry
by ImFixingtoDie
Hope it was a great day. Jeff Wells over at Hollywood Elsewhere is being a dick about Peter Jackson's video, but he rest of us wish you luck.
July 16, 2007, 3:39 a.m. CST
Congrats u big beefcake of a man u!!!!!
by Big_Bubbaloola
Trust me, marriage does not reduce the sex life (well not yet for me anyhoo). And, if like me you let yourself go once she's yours, then just let her slap the flab and ride the wave in! Oh you did already!!! I keed I keed!!! Have a great day matey.
July 16, 2007, 3:42 a.m. CST
by Napolean Solo
You know what I mean... And congrats big boss!
July 16, 2007, 3:54 a.m. CST
Wedding Day
by SBconnection
Harry, Congrat's man. From a long time reader, I wish you the best. Ironically enough, a good friend of mine got hitched today as well. Weddings happening all over.
July 16, 2007, 3:58 a.m. CST
Watching HD Gay Porn Before A Hetero Marriage
by godoffireinhell
July 16, 2007, 4:03 a.m. CST
he new HD DVD just fucking owns!
by CQuest
brilliant, lets get just ONE MORE PLUG in there before the wedding. shameless. fuck harry.
July 16, 2007, 4:05 a.m. CST
What do mail order brides go for these days?
by snakecharmer
Jk. Congrats dude. I love how Harry is pimping a dying format. haha. HD-DVD has one more holiday season to make it. It wont. lates.
July 16, 2007, 4:06 a.m. CST
Hey Harry, big...
by Bono Luthor
...congrats you, you big ginger fool! I got married this year and just got back from honeymoon. A lot of my friends are married and/or having kids. Geeks growing up? Been loving this website for 8 years now and when Lucas, Spielberg and Ford are working together on a film again for (most likely) the last time it makes me feel the passage of time. We can't be kids forever. Maybe just a liiittle bit longer though...
July 16, 2007, 5:35 a.m. CST
Are we gonna see pictures?
by Cotton McKnight
I wanna see pictures! I want to know what a 50,000 dollar wedding looks like, among other things.
July 16, 2007, 5:39 a.m. CST
I always thought it would be cool to get married to..
by Cotton McKnight
the music that's playing when Luke, Han, and Chewie get their medals at the end of Star Wars. Maybe that's why i'm not married yet.
July 16, 2007, 6:24 a.m. CST
Harry's myspace
by Dazzler69
What is the url?
July 16, 2007, 6:26 a.m. CST
by Blueberry
Your wedding means a lot to all non too good looking geeks and nerds with an internet connection worldwide. There's hope for everyone.
July 16, 2007, 6:36 a.m. CST
Cheers, Harry!
by Abin Sur
When can we expect to see Harry Jrs. running around?
July 16, 2007, 6:49 a.m. CST
Don Harry
by TheFunkyEnigma
Don Harry, I am honored and grateful that you have invited me to your site on the wedding day of yourself. May your first child be a masculine child."
July 16, 2007, 7:14 a.m. CST
Cangrats Harry!!
by ATARI
As someone who has been married 9 years now, I can definitely say life is better when you have someone to share it with.
July 16, 2007, 7:14 a.m. CST
Of course it's Monday morning and I can't type yet
by ATARI
July 16, 2007, 7:15 a.m. CST
When is AICN getting real forum software?
by ATARI
July 16, 2007, 7:28 a.m. CST
I Wish You The Best Life Has To Offer...
by Grinning White Skull
Have a wonderful life, Harry and Yoko.
July 16, 2007, 7:39 a.m. CST
Congrats to you and your bride!
by MRJONZ72
Just wishing you all the best!
July 16, 2007, 7:58 a.m. CST
The Jaws theme music
by zer0cool2k2
could have been funny. I got married last month and we marched out after the ceremony to the Rocky theme (Gonna' Fly now)
July 16, 2007, 8:03 a.m. CST
By the way Vern...
by Kid Z
... it's "institution" of marriage, not "institute," though being happily divorced, I can definitely confirm that the institution of marriage can definitely put a person in a mental condition wherein they'll have to be SENT to an "institute"! But Harry... good luck anyway! (gonna need it)
July 16, 2007, 8:20 a.m. CST
GG, Harry
by couP
July 16, 2007, 8:22 a.m. CST
Your wedding means a lot to all...
by Kid Z
...non too good looking geeks and nerds with an internet connection worldwide. There's hope for everyone." ...As long as you have tons of fundage, barring that, forget it, no sense in even trying. (Not being negative, just a realist... ya'll know I'm right, too.)
July 16, 2007, 8:26 a.m. CST
by BeyondStatic
And best wishes to you both!
July 16, 2007, 8:27 a.m. CST
Congrats Harry!!!
by Kloipy
Hey man, it's awesome you got married. As a married man, I'll give you some pointers. First, always respect each other, think of her before yourself, never take your relationship for granted, laugh a lot, as a man (you are wrong), never go to bed angry, make sure you give her an orgasm before you have yours, don't drool over other women (if fact don't' even think of them!), have fun, never call her a bitch even if she's being one, and lastly give her all you have to give without complaining. Enjoy it man, it's the best thing in the world!
July 16, 2007, 8:30 a.m. CST
Congratulations Harry....
by RockLobster800
Good luck trying to get through the mixture of thanks and insults any talkback about you seems to produce!
July 16, 2007, 8:30 a.m. CST
Congratulations Harry....
by RockLobster800
Good luck trying to get through the mixture of thanks and insults any talkback about you seems to produce!
July 16, 2007, 8:33 a.m. CST
Congrats Tigger.
by HOTDOGVNDR
Married life is not bad like everyone says it's going to be. The hardest part was realizing when you make a scheduling decision you'd better have checked with the Mrs.
July 16, 2007, 8:39 a.m. CST
by dramirezs23
You fat bastard! Just make sure you don't spend your honeymoon night dressed up as Darth Vader with a lightsaber up your ass!
July 16, 2007, 8:39 a.m. CST
You're going to be very happy, man!
by quentintarantado
Judging from how much you love movies, you're really full of love. You have all this love gushing out of you, that's how much you love whatever it is you love (books, movies, all those geeky things). Now you have this special someone, she's going to experience your devotion and passion firsthand, unadulterated, so methinks you'll make a great hubby. Yoko is lucky to have a devoted and extra loving guy like you and you're lucky to have a sweet and pretty girl like Yoko. So congratulations, man!
July 16, 2007, 8:40 a.m. CST
Congrats Big Man
by BilboRing
Best of luck to you and your wife.
July 16, 2007, 8:42 a.m. CST
by LaneMyersClassic
Just kidding Harry. Patricia's snatch is probably not that bad. Congrats!
July 16, 2007, 8:46 a.m. CST
by CatoTheCensor
I thought this post was about a new Dragnet movie. Sigh. "After the gratuiotous sex display at Streibeck's favorite coffee house..."
July 16, 2007, 8:53 a.m. CST
by James_Blond
It's true that all men are born free and equal, but some of them get married. Man is incomplete until he is married. Then he is really finished. So here's to you Harry! Congratulations man!
July 16, 2007, 8:58 a.m. CST
Whoring Out on Wedding Day
by PlasmaOrb
Is Toshiba helping you flip the bill to put that little quip in there for HD-DVD? The format is dead, no one is hardly buying it and blu ray has taken over at the biggest retail rental chain in america. ill get 300 on blu ray, then atleast i know ill get a good prestine copy thats encoded with the right codec.
July 16, 2007, 9:09 a.m. CST
Dum Duh Da Dummmmmm
by Right Bastard
Isn't that Dragnet? Anyway, congrats big boy.
July 16, 2007, 9:10 a.m. CST
by MrNelson
July 16, 2007, 9:12 a.m. CST
Congats Harry
by Calihoma
Hope the wedding and wedding night went well.
July 16, 2007, 9:17 a.m. CST
Mazel Tov Harry
by evolution1085
Good luck buddy
July 16, 2007, 9:19 a.m. CST
Congrats, Harry,....you big lug.
by JDanielP
Remember: For the Honeymoon, don't forget to pack the video camera. (wink,wink)
July 16, 2007, 9:20 a.m. CST
by Spandau Belly
Giving marriage a good review? C'mon! I had an easier time believing him on Spiderman 3.
July 16, 2007, 9:35 a.m. CST
by Philvis
We expect some photos from the big day.
July 16, 2007, 9:48 a.m. CST
<<The hardest part was realizing...
by Kid Z
...when you make a scheduling decision you'd better have checked with the Mrs.>> Come off it, dude... you don't get to make ANY decisions, scheduling or otherwise! <<You have all this love gushing out of you, that's how much you love whatever it is you love>> Okay, now I'm cleaning projectile vomit off my shoes... gee thanks, for that little gem. Harry's bride-to-be is named Yoko?!!? Really?!!? Does this mean Vern, Moriarty and Herc will feel increasingly put-off, leading to the eventual break-up od AICN? Will Harry then do a solo website wherein we'll read his reviews accompanied by looped MPEGs of Yoko screeching untranslatable gibberish?
July 16, 2007, 9:53 a.m. CST
Die of cancer you blu-ray fucks!
by slayerfaith
Seriously, who gives a shit what he plugs, doesnt plug, or plugs up? No reason for you to basically damn him to hell for it. Hav a prob with it? Find another site that's more "professional" or whatever. That or go to hell. Seriously if you can't get over it I hope that all of you get really bad biopsy results over the next couple months n ur bodies become nothing more then walking malignant tumors. I mean you're basically wretches and wastes of life right now, so a slow suffering end would prolly be a blessing compared to what your worthless asses deserve.
July 16, 2007, 10:01 a.m. CST
by CherryValance
I wish all the best for you guys. :D
July 16, 2007, 10:03 a.m. CST
by trombone
win one for the team
July 16, 2007, 10:21 a.m. CST
Congrats Harry----SO SAY WE ALL!
by CarmillaVonDoom
Harry you picked a winner; best wishes for a successful marriage! Always stay GGG!
July 16, 2007, 10:32 a.m. CST
And is Yoko going to get 'black box capability'
by CarmillaVonDoom
???? Get her writing on here already...c'mon, she must love movies...and hey she'll work for free right? ;^)
July 16, 2007, 10:38 a.m. CST
All the best Harry
by spencey7
Lang may your lum reek.
July 16, 2007, 10:44 a.m. CST
I can't believe he married a big-titted whore...
by Alonzo Mosely
Sorry, typo, I mean I can't believe she married a big-titted whore... So where is the update? If you have time for Myspace you have time for an update to those of us who are banned from entering myspace because of the presense of underage girls... I mean aintitcool is on the list of approves sites cause there are no females here of any age, unless you count Herc...
July 16, 2007, 10:50 a.m. CST
Harry has a beer and cheets on his wife
by drompter
Not to mention he gotta eat.
July 16, 2007, 10:59 a.m. CST
by michaelb_stl
July 16, 2007, 11:05 a.m. CST
Where's the new Joker pics thread Harry?
by jfp2007
Super Hero Hype has only accumulated 40 pages worth of postings and Latino Review and Darkhorizons have had links forever.
July 16, 2007, 11:06 a.m. CST
by jfp2007
Why don't you shut the fuck up. I'd love to meet you so we can "talk."
July 16, 2007, 11:07 a.m. CST
Congratulations to you both
by veritasses
Live Long and Prosper...
July 16, 2007, 11:07 a.m. CST
She isn't a big mac
by Lour Reed luvs Frank Zappa
treat her right slugger
July 16, 2007, 11:09 a.m. CST
by The Only Woj
may your married life be all that you hoped
July 16, 2007, 11:09 a.m. CST
Congrats, Harry
by mysteryperfecta
Have a great wedding day. As for the wedding night, well, the sheer mechanics of it are mind-boggling. I hope many years of wedded bliss lie ahead.
July 16, 2007, 11:31 a.m. CST
by PlasmaOrb
Did your boyfriend cum in your coffee this morning? I guess he must have given you a bad case of monkey clap or something, cause you obviously have lost your freakin mind... that or you are a pissed off toshiba employee cause we bad mouthed your bitch and his current paycheck.
July 16, 2007, 11:31 a.m. CST
by MC Vamp
...er, I mean MAN IN TUX!!! Congratulations, Red Man. May your foist child be a masculine child.
July 16, 2007, 11:33 a.m. CST
Someone should tell Eli Roth to stop using other
by BGDAWES
people's social gatherings (read Harry's wife's (man that's weird to type) Bachelorette Party) as a means to get people to watch Hostel 2.

 It's out of the theatre already so give it up, and sorry Eli - your movie tanked because it sucked and NOT because it made an early debut on the internets.

 Harry I'll need pictures as proof of your wedding, otherwise I'm convinced you actually exchanged vows with Eli Roth.

 ...and he's cheating on you with Quentin Tarantino.
July 16, 2007, 12:10 p.m. CST
Bless you Harry!
by Archive
Have a fantastic day, and a fantastic marriage! All my love!
July 16, 2007, 12:12 p.m. CST
Joker Pics...
by Kid Z
... Why bother... the Joker re-design looks like ass!
July 16, 2007, 12:22 p.m. CST
Take a shoe phone up your ass!
by CyberVishnu
Ah fuck fatty and his staged wedding, I thought this was an update about Steve Carell's Get Smart! Don't use the theme music next time numbnuts. You want to talk marriage you title it: The end of my life, or My penis retires.
July 16, 2007, 12:25 p.m. CST
by kikuchiyoboy
Now you get the constant guaranteed puntang. Hee heee. Seriously, don't mean disrespect. Have a good one Mr. Knowles.
July 16, 2007, 12:31 p.m. CST
The video of the day will be released as:
by snappy
My Big Fat Geek Wedding
 But seriously, nothing says "I love you" like a sexually transmitted infection picked up from a stripper at your bachelor party.
 And I hope for Yoko's sake she likes to go on top.
July 16, 2007, 12:32 p.m. CST
What a surprise...
by slayerfaith
The hateful blu-ray fucks come back with gay-jokes and homophobia. Another stellar quality to their already wretched personalities. They're worse then Nazis. Nazis were at least somewhat "forced" to be Nazis by Hitler. You pieces of shit only worship a fucking consumer electronics company.
July 16, 2007, 12:52 p.m. CST
Congrats, now where's my flippin DVD Picks article???
by Yack Backer
Thanks to your absence of these articles, I am without any clue as to what's coming out this month!
July 16, 2007, 12:57 p.m. CST
Add me to the list of congratulators
by monorail77
Congrats to you both. I'm on my 14th year of marriage. Its worth it. I'm sure you'll enjoy and do the work necessary to maintain a good relationship. Next up, I wish you both healthy children. I think you both deserve the joy and heartache of raising kids. Best to you both.
July 16, 2007, 12:59 p.m. CST
Too Soon!
by Bone-In Foray
Happy belated wedding day Harry. I was going to implore you to get back to your goddamn DVD picks and/or peeks column, but ahh - no - I see you've already covered that base. Let's see...uhh yeah - 300. Check. HD-DVD - fucking owns. Got it. Thanks.
July 16, 2007, 1:17 p.m. CST
Harry's gotta WED !!! Congrats Big Guy !
by Se7en
Congrats Harry !
July 16, 2007, 1:58 p.m. CST
I scanned your article
by Abominable Snowcone
and the only things that stuck out were 'anus' and 'pussy.'
 Congrats! Now you'll be as miserable as the rest of us married chumps!
July 16, 2007, 2:08 p.m. CST
Cotton McKnight
by Abominable Snowcone
I had the same idea, couple with Bill Conti's Rocky Theme. 'Course, my ideas were shot down and it was a more boring wedding reception because of it.
July 16, 2007, 2:15 p.m. CST
90% of Talkbackers hate you even more now.
by Banshee7
Because we can assume you had sex on your wedding night...with a real girl. Something 90% of the geeks on this site can only dream of.
July 16, 2007, 2:20 p.m. CST
by loafroaster
...I think the guy has more things to worry about than Joker pics at the moment! Congrats me harty - "I do" "You bet I do" "Okaaay then" (Raising Arizona)
July 16, 2007, 3:05 p.m. CST
by Kid Z
... Ya mean there's more important topics that Joker pics?!!? I think revocation of your geek license is in order!
July 16, 2007, 3:09 p.m. CST
Congratulations big bastard!
by super Cucaracha
I wish you both have a great marriage!
July 16, 2007, 3:12 p.m. CST
by loafroaster
I take it back! I TAKE IT BAAAAAAACK!
July 16, 2007, 3:13 p.m. CST
by InsertCoolName
That is the day I got married too. Actaually it is also the day I started dating my wife.
July 16, 2007, 3:28 p.m. CST
Just don't have a beer and cheat on her Harry.
by Edward_nygma
July 16, 2007, 4:43 p.m. CST
Late congrats
by garcicr
Good Luck to ya and dontg forget those magical words "Yes Dear"
July 16, 2007, 4:46 p.m. CST
Harry has chosen HD-DVD, here's why!
by Lando Griffin
Because those Toshiba checks financed the wedding and honeymoon!
July 16, 2007, 4:53 p.m. CST
by Rogue Trooper
All the best Harry. Good health and long life to you and your new wife.
July 16, 2007, 5:08 p.m. CST
congrats my good man
by oscarmike
I'll be expecting a little Harry jr. pretty soon
July 16, 2007, 5:20 p.m. CST
Congratulations Harry
by John-Locke
Glad you have found that certain someone to settle down with, just remember the warning from Eddie Murphy back in the day... HALF! You'd better make sure you never give Yoko a reason to ask you "But What Have You Done For Me Lately?". I hope it all goes smoothly buddy.
July 16, 2007, 5:22 p.m. CST
by chimcham3000
i've been reading this site since 1998 and i say its been long time coming man! you deserve it. congrats to the both of ya!
July 16, 2007, 5:29 p.m. CST
Don Corleone did business on his daughter's wedding day
by Bramton1
Why can't Harry do business on his wedding day? Where's the Harry Potter review? (Deja vu, anyone?) What, have you become one of those idiots who feel if you're a Lord of the Rings' fan, you can't watch Harry Potter films? (The two are completely different sub-genres of fantasy. You might as well say Charlotte's Web and Charlie and the Chocolate Factory are off limits too.)
July 16, 2007, 5:43 p.m. CST
happy birthday dude.
by Smashing
wheres the cake?
July 16, 2007, 6:48 p.m. CST
by mr dark
Then your NOT assuming the husbandry position....You should be head buried and dick deep in your husbandry duties.. Congratulations you married bastard...
July 16, 2007, 6:48 p.m. CST
Congrats, Harry!
by pizzatheface
I know I'm just another talkbacker shouting out to the Heavy-Who-Started-It-All, but I am very happy for you nonetheless! My wife and I are celebrating 7 happy years this month, and I wish you the best.
July 16, 2007, 6:56 p.m. CST
well, man, I suposse congrats are in order
by eloy
...does it sound dispirited? fuck, yeah. No offense, man, but I really, really expected you to be waaaay more of a misfit than I am. I suppose I am now, officially, the most pathetic motherfucker on this plane of existence. Congrats, man- this time for real.
July 16, 2007, 6:58 p.m. CST
I'm late.
by rev_skarekroe
Congratulations. I'm not gonna buy a gift or nothin'.
July 16, 2007, 7:09 p.m. CST
Congrats, Big Guy! Make sure you post the pictures!
by eda1968
I wish you and your new wife a wonderful marriage. - Ed A
July 16, 2007, 7:16 p.m. CST
I'll probably get banned for saying this...
by seppukudkurosawa
but SOMEBODY's got to tell it like it is. Harry...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
... It couldn't have happened to a nicer guy!
July 16, 2007, 7:25 p.m. CST
by Octaveaeon
Hope everything turned out well. Post pictures. Don't forget the bachelor's...
July 16, 2007, 8:20 p.m. CST
by williamD
I wish you all the best.
July 16, 2007, 8:43 p.m. CST
Congrats, Harry... I didn't even know you were engaged.
by Otter
Best to you and the missus; have a great day and an excellent honeymoon.
July 16, 2007, 9:02 p.m. CST
$99 toshiba hd dud players at HME one more nail
by skiff
Toshiba will offer its HD A2 HD DUD player at $99 through the Home Media Expo. Also included will be three HD DUD titles. I love my bluray player and want this war over. Still it is kinda fun wondering what will happen next.
July 16, 2007, 9:13 p.m. CST
will there be wedding pictures
by skiff
Come on now there has to be wedding pictures.
July 16, 2007, 9:16 p.m. CST
Harry, I Hate Almost All of Your Reviews
by kevinwillis.net
Except when you're dead on and confuse me with your uncharacteristic insight. However, I wish you all the happiness and marital bliss and so on in the world. And blowjobs. Lots and lots of blowjobs. Makes a marriage work a whole lot better. Preferable from your wife, but I'm sure Capone will do in a pinch.
July 16, 2007, 10:22 p.m. CST
why does anybody care?
by gringostar
Ok, you finally have one thing in common with John Lennon... but who really gives a fuck. I just pray to god that we don't get a blow-by-blow of the honeymoon. Barf.
July 17, 2007, 12:05 a.m. CST
It Is What You Make It.
by monolithik
As a happily married man myself, I have proof that it is possible! Ignore the naysayers, marriage - like anything else - is what you make it; so make it a great one, Headgeek and Yoko! Congratulations!
July 17, 2007, 12:24 a.m. CST
Hol' up...
by seppukudkurosawa
Did Yoko change her name to Patricia just to seem more Westernised? That's bullshit. I'm white, but my aunt and a couple of my cousins are Chinese, and they all did the same thing. Ping became Kathy, Biba became Cerina, and Peppi became Patricia (snap!).

Why do you do this to yourselves? Who gives a shit if someone can't pronounce your name> MAKE the fuckers learn. You're not extras in Rush Hour 3, you've still got some dignity left [I hope].

Anyway, congrats all the same.
July 17, 2007, 1:43 a.m. CST
Did the strippers each tap a fold with a dildo?
by vic twenty
Cuz there is plenty of space.
 In all seriousness, have a great time and remember these halcion days when she has a straight razor to your balls.

 EXCELSIOR!!!!!!
July 17, 2007, 2:15 a.m. CST
Good luck, Harold!
by Gibson The Gibbon
I salute you!: http://tinyurl.com/25d6ck
July 17, 2007, 3:51 a.m. CST
Harry Got Hitched!!
by dzstephens
Congrats! I wish you many many many years of happiness and wedded bliss!
July 17, 2007, 3:53 a.m. CST
Oh My God.... Poor Fucking Strippers
by Mr_Deadite
The several that gave you a show had to have had the worst night of their life. Yuck. I'm just wondering how Harry's gonna take it when the missionary position backfires and he ends up killing his new wife.
July 17, 2007, 3:53 a.m. CST
And speaking of which
by Mr_Deadite
How the fuck does Harry even get it in? I mean, there's a good four foot barrier.
July 17, 2007, 5:50 a.m. CST
Congratulations harry.
by knifeandfork
Youve managed to find that special something that many geeks out there can never find...... a lifetime supply of pussy. Oh, and love too. Seriously though, congratulations man, have a good time.
July 17, 2007, 6:16 a.m. CST
by Evil Chicken
All the best Mr. & Mrs. Knowles!
July 17, 2007, 7:05 a.m. CST
You're a great guy Harry
by Drathan
I dont say this about a lot of people, and I dont say it too often, but I really think you're one of the few "good ones" left in this world. You are generous, happy to be alive, in love with the world, grateful for your blessings, and you let us see so much of who you are and how you feel and what your passions are through this site, and I think you're a great person.
 Best of luck in everything, may your marriage be much, much much better than the one in the Godfather, and longer lasting too.
July 17, 2007, 7:22 a.m. CST
Movie Site? Or Personal Blog?
by mtoppi1975
...don't get me wrong. I wish everyone who makes a major step in their lives the best. But this kind of stuff could better serve those who are interested on a personal blog and not as front-page news on a movie spoiler site. So, congratulations, but you guys really need an editor.
July 17, 2007, 7:49 a.m. CST
So Harry...
by Kid Z
... When's the divorce?
July 17, 2007, 8:01 a.m. CST
Harry may have been right about HD
by stvnhthr
After more research I'm switching my vote from bluray to hd. HD offers the best overall compromise among various conflicting factors. Bluray is technically better in memory storage, but when you factor in durability, cost, and that all existing DVD manufacturing plants would be unable to make bluray discs its cons outweigh its pros. Anyone who likes to burn dvds at home should do the same research I did. HD in the long run will be easier to work with and maintain.
July 17, 2007, 8:51 a.m. CST
by Sagan
lol that would be the ultimate geekiness, congratulations to you and your wife harry, keep up the great work :D
July 17, 2007, 12:15 p.m. CST
If harry can get married there's hope for all of us
by Orionsangels
Is she hot? congrats!
July 17, 2007, 1:41 p.m. CST
by DocPazuzu
Best of wishes to the both of you.
July 17, 2007, 1:52 p.m. CST
Best of luck, Harry
by teedadawg
Been there, done that, would do it all again. So where's the honeymoon? Comic-Con? LOL
July 17, 2007, 3:41 p.m. CST
The best woman is one who can beat you in a fair fight
by BigMikey
Many congratulations Harry. I hope you and your good lady have a great day and a wonderful future. Keep up the good work big man. BigMikey
July 17, 2007, 3:51 p.m. CST
Congratulations, Harry!
by CreasyBear
Don't spend the honeymoon watching movies like Blade 2. Although your Blade 2 review might come in handy.
July 17, 2007, 3:51 p.m. CST
Congrats, Harry!
by Avenger534
I don't know you personally, and I don't chime in on the boards all that often... but I still can't help but be happy for you. Congratulations, Harry; I wish the two of you the best!
July 17, 2007, 3:58 p.m. CST
Enhorabuena, Harry.
by CuervoJones
Muchas felicidades.
July 17, 2007, 4:09 p.m. CST
by flipster
All the best!
July 17, 2007, 5:28 p.m. CST
Congrats, Harry
by ScreamingPenis
Best wishes for a happy marriage
July 17, 2007, 5:32 p.m. CST
Congrats Harry, but what happened to Yoko??
by iamnicksaicnsn
On her previous MySpace picture (the one on her MySpace yesterday) she was this little 20 year-old... but now on YOUR MySpace picture she's clearly not as small...
July 17, 2007, 5:43 p.m. CST
by TheGhostWhoLurks
God Bless you both, Harry and be good!
July 17, 2007, 6:39 p.m. CST
why the people outside the chapel didn't let me in??
by ludmir88
posted by Michael Bay.
July 17, 2007, 7:46 p.m. CST
by darth jobu
film lover. best of luck. J
July 17, 2007, 8:26 p.m. CST
Shotguy Wedding?
by Darth Busey
Harry...you dog!
July 17, 2007, 8:51 p.m. CST
by ivehadsex
Happy to hear the news.
July 18, 2007, 12:32 a.m. CST
Where's Harry's Harry Potter review?
by PirateEmery
And the heartless award goes to the Pirate...
July 18, 2007, 9:08 a.m. CST
Personally, I'm waiting for the hybrid HD players . . .
by TheManWithTooManyNames
. . . because I'm bi-curious.
July 18, 2007, 12:21 p.m. CST
Congrats brutha
by SpookyOtaku
See title
July 18, 2007, 3:20 p.m. CST
by loki965
Where's the big wedding sequence on E?!!!!
July 18, 2007, 3:43 p.m. CST
Congratulazioni Signor e Signora Geek!
by JackNanceRevenge
May your first child be a masculine child.
July 18, 2007, 4:32 p.m. CST
Congratulations.................but it doesn't mean
by Alyssa Jones
this site should become stagnant...this is the only bright spot in my day!
July 18, 2007, 5:48 p.m. CST
Congratulations, Harry
by filker-tom
May you both find happiness.
July 18, 2007, 11:20 p.m. CST
PICS!!!!!! ....or it NEVER happened!
by RickSlamu2
sTRIPPERS?!?!?!? for you harry?!?!? How many of thousands of dollars you have to pay them!!! WHat probally happened was you geek-ally showing off your HDDVD collection. or some such booringness. You should be glad your marring a woman that does love you enuff to actualy touch you and not haveing fantasys about strippers like in Tom Hanks's movie. Sounds more like a Jabba The Hutts Slavegirls fantasy to me.
July 19, 2007, 12:23 a.m. CST
by Jubba
July 19, 2007, 1:23 a.m. CST
Right On Big Guy
by grievenom
Best of luck. Wishing you and your bride lots of happiness.
July 19, 2007, 4:22 a.m. CST
Harry, George Clooney called...!
by Big Dumb Ape
He said, "Don't do it, man! I need more party friends, I'm running out of them! We need more fun loving, confirmed bachelors in the world!" Oh, wait, what's that? You already strolled down the aisle? Well, so much for that then!
Enjoy your new life, Big Guy. Here's wishing you and Mrs years and years of happiness and joy. Make them the best they can possibly be and never look back.
Say, what do you know? Geeks CAN get the girl after all!
July 19, 2007, 10:12 a.m. CST
Good for you, Harry!
by Melian
Congratulations, God bless and I hoep you're enjoying your homeymoon.
July 19, 2007, 10:33 a.m. CST
Congratulations Harry and Patricia
by Roborob
Have some Greetings from Glasgow, Scotland with Style. Have a great Life together!
July 19, 2007, 12:59 p.m. CST
Four Weddings And A Funeral
by Dr Gregory House
"Isn't that like 5 of the same thing?!?" - Al Bundy
July 19, 2007, 7:05 p.m. CST
by slkboxrman
sounds like something faith would actually say to these losers...the guys talkin about his wedding and they think hes plugging HD-DVD.....proof that the people that said it havent ever seen pussy and prob dont even know what it is .... anyways im impressed how u got their tighty whities in a bunch, u rule !!
July 20, 2007, 6:04 p.m. CST
by WONKABAR
July 20, 2007, 9:06 p.m. CST
Way to go, Harry!
by antibody
Congratulations. May you two both enjoy many wonderful years of peace and joy together!
Top Talkbacks
- The Friday Docback Crawls 'Into The Dalek'!! Reader Reaction For DOCTOR WHO S08E02 Is Here!! + HornOrSilk's 'Breaking Bubbles and Other Stories' Big Finish Audio Review, Clips, And More!! -- 389 total posts 23 posts
- Who is in consideration to take the role of Snake in the ESCAPE FROM NEW YORK remake!?! -- 644 total posts 21 posts
- A Few Promo Images From EXODUS: GODS AND KINGS Bring Ridleyish Spectacle!! -- 204 total posts 13 posts
- WALKING DEAD!! BOARDWALK EMPIRE!! AGENTS OF SHIELD!! STAR WARS REBELS!! SOUTH PARK!! NEW GIRL!! HOMELAND!! GOTHAM!! FLASH!! SURVIVOR!! RESURRECTION!! PARENTHOOD!! BURGERS!! BLACKLIST!! BANG!! VOICE!! SLEEPY!! PERSON!! UTOPIA!! ANARCHY!! Z!! More Than 200 Autumn Premiere Dates!! -- 26 total posts 9 posts
- DOCTOR WHO 8.2!! 'Kelvington' Reviews This Weekend's Episode And Says He's Not Sure He Enjoys 'What The Show Is Becoming'!! -- 343 total posts 8 posts
- Fantastic Fest 2014 Trailer Wave Part 2! -- 15 total posts 7 posts
- Is this what Doctor Doom looks like in Josh Trank's FANTASTIC FOUR?! -- 316 total posts 7 posts
- Abortionist Killers On PBS!! HOUDINI Hits History!! Angie Returns To THE DOME!! New DALLAS, PARADISE, WOLF, WILD, MASTERCHEF, MODEL, NINJA, HOTEL, BEACH, & RAW!! PARTNERS & MISTRESSES Finales!! UNAUTHORIZED SAVED BY THE BELL STORY!! Annaleigh Ashford On CRAIG!! Herc's Monday TV Talkback!! -- 6 total posts 6 posts
- Final PICKS & PEEKS of Aug 2014: LEGEND OF HELL HOUSE, Zombies, FOSSE, RATS, Nukes & Teens!!! -- 352 total posts 5 posts
- Will there be a change of roster in Avengers: Age of Ultron and if so, who's gonna be on it? -- 304 total posts 5 posts


text:
Is your resume in need of a little disruption?
Startups are all about
making things work better.
Our resume writing service is all about doing that for your CV.
StartUpHire is the place to find Contract-Manager jobs in and near . Review the list below of Contract-Manager jobs. These Contract-Manager jobs represent some of the most rewarding careers available. You can refine your job search for Contract-Manager jobs in by adding a job title, company name, or keyword to the search box above … or click the "Advanced Search" link for more options. Don't see the employment opportunity you're looking for? Check back soon for more Contract-Manager jobs in , or sign up for an email alert (link in upper left) to receive periodic updates on new Contract-Manager jobs in , .
Ruckus Wireless, an industry leader in Wi-Fi technical innovation, is one of the fastest growing wireless companies. We keep signing new customers and pursuing new opportunities. Ruckus is indeed making a ruckus with enterprises that care about performance and ease of deployment7/5/2014 Sunnyvale, CA Save This Job
Department Legal Job Overview The Contracts Manager ? East acts as liaison for the Legal team and is responsible for processing all requests for legal review of contracts, negotiating and drafting contract language, maintaining the Legal team work queue, and enforcing the7/6/2014 Boston, MA Save This Job
Description: The Associate Manager/Sr. Manager, Clinical Contracts will play an integral role in the execution of the Company?s clinical studies. The successful incumbent will be primarily responsible for vendor contracts in the Fibrosis programs. However, this role could6/30/2014 San Francisco, CA Save This Job
Job Code: MBI 225 Marrone Michigan Manufacturing LLC (M3) is a wholly-owned subsidiary of Marrone Bio Innovations, Inc. (NASDAQ: MBII), a leading global provider of biopesticides for agriculture, turf and ornamental, home and garden, and water applications. The Technical8/20/2014 Davis, CA Save This Job
Overview: Arise Virtual Solutions is a work-at-home business process outsourcing company that uniquely blends crowdsourcing innovation, virtual technology and operational efficiencies to deliver better results. Recognized as a work-at-home call center pioneer, Arise has been7/13/2014 Miramar, FL Save This Job
Job Description: The Contracts Manager will be responsible for supporting negotiations and administration of large, complex subcontracts and subcontracts for the company. The selected candidate will be a key member of the companys administrative staff, and as such the position7/12/2014 San Antonio, TX Save This Job
Summary of Position: The Project Management group plans, coordinates, monitors and reports on all aspects of a project in order to maintain scope, schedule, budget and quality in accordance with project requirements. This position will work closely with team members to7/9/2014 Gaithersburg, MD Save This Job
Reports to: Director, Associate Director, or Manager Client Services Department: Client Services Position Summary: The Program Manager is responsible for the timely, high quality delivery of software, hardware and services to PHT?s pharmaceutical clients and the8/26/2014 Boston, MA Save This Job
Responsible for the management and administration of all corporate, commercial, and government contracts and subcontracts including proposal preparation, negotiation, correspondence, documentation, certification, financial reporting, product delivery, and contract8/5/2014 Reston, VA Save This Job
Description: This person will be a member of the Clinical Contracts and Outsourcing Team. This person will assist FibroGen team members in the preparation, tracking and finalization of clinical trial agreements, site budgets, amendments and confidentiality agreements. This7/30/2014 San Francisco, CA Save This Job
Location:Boston, MA Washington, D.C. Position Summary The Program Manager plays a key role in managing a variety of internal and external resources involved in the company?s indoor and outdoor distributed antenna system (DAS) deployments. Core responsibilities of this position7/6/2014 Boston, MA Save This Job
Position Summary: Manage large, high-risk projects impacting several cross-functional areas of IS and/or business processes. Partner closely with Client across all stakeholders including: Business Partners, IT, Executive Management, and Project Managers to help achieve intended7/27/2014 Cincinnati, OH Save This Job
Description: The Sr. Manager of Clinical Site Budget Negotiation will be a member of the Clinical Contracts and Outsourcing Team. The Sr. Manager will manage the team that draft, and negotiate Clinical Site budgets and administer non-disclosure agreements with sites. This6/30/2014 San Francisco, CA Save This Job
Location: Waltham, MA Position Summary CallMiner is a leader in speech analytics and voice of the customer analytics. We are looking for an experienced contracts manager to join our fast growing SaaS provider of speech analytics software serving a global customer8/28/2014 Waltham, MA Save This Job
Account Manager ? Customer Success (Req#: TBD) The Account Manager ? Customer Success will be responsible for driving financial growth for 247 through expanding the company?s relationships within established customers in the travel, telco and cable industries. The Account Manager7/27/2014 Campbell, CA Save This Job
Company Profile: InvestEdge is a leading provider of wealth management solutions to banks, trust companies, brokerage firms, and financial advisors. It is in our widely diverse and inclusive group of employees, that we combine state of the art technology with years of experience7/27/2014 Bala Cynwyd, PA Save This Job
Location: Ann Arbor, MI, United States Protean is a hardware startup developing the Echo Card, a merchant-friendly form of payment that uses Bluetooth Low Energy to connect with your associated mobile app account. The Echo Card is the last card you will ever need and the first5/19/2014 Ann Arbor, MI Save This Job
A strong, hands-on project manager with SAAS, ecommerce or software development project management experience. Extensive customer interfacing experience needed. Must be willing to work out of Petaluma or Pleasanton as the need arises; and may need to be flexible to travel8/27/2014 Petaluma, CA Save This Job
Description Community Manager Why Join SailPoint? Our core values provide a strong foundation for teamwork Our corporate culture and benefits help foster an ideal work/life balance We have an extremely experienced leadership team, with clear corporate goals and product8/13/2014 Austin, TX Save This Job
About WebLink International WebLink International is a fast growing technology and marketing solutions company serving non-profit organizations and small/medium businesses across North America. Our world class membership management, web, Search Engine Optimization (SEO), and7/14/2014 Indianapolis, IN Save This Job

subset: commoncrawl


text:
First Opensuse 11 AlphaDec 10, 2007
Stephan Kulow has announced an initial alpha version of Opensuse 11 on the Opensuse Announce mailing list.more »
Debian MIA: Raiders of the "Lost" MaintainerDec 07, 2007
Debian project maintainers who just stop maintaining their software packages and fail to respond to mail are a big problem for the free Linux distribution. Now, Debian is introducing new rules to resolve the issue.more »
Debian Conference 2009 in Spain's ExtremaduraDec 03, 2007
Debconf, the annual Debian Project Conference will be taking place in Spain's Extremadura region 2009, as Jörg Jaspert announced on the free software project's mailing list.more »
Centos 5.1 now with Network InstallDec 03, 2007
Centos, a distribution based on the GPL'd sources of Red Hat Linux is following in its role model's footsteps and has just gone to version 5.1.more »
EnGarde Secure Linux Community 3.0.18 ReleasedNov 29, 2007
Guardian Digital, a provider of Open Source security solutions, today announced the latest release of EnGarde Secure Linux Community 3.0.18, the world's first Open Source security platform.more »
Survey: Embedded Developers Prefer LinuxNov 29, 2007
According to a recent online survey, about half of all embedded system developers choose the Linux operating system.more »
FEDORA 8 DVD INLAYNov 28, 2007
more »
LINUX MAGAZINE DVDNov 28, 2007
more »
Issue 167/2014
Buy this issue as a PDF
Tag Cloud
Tool Predicts Which Websites Will be Compromised
Carnegie Mellon researchers say 3 million pages could fall down the phishing hole in the next year.
SSH Key Management Guidelines
The US government rolls new best-practice rules for protecting SSH.
Knoppix 7.4 Released
Klaus Knopper announces the latest version of his iconic Live Linux system.
PHP Attack Puts WordPress and Drupal at Risk
All websites that use these popular CMS tools could be vulnerable to denial of service attacks if users don't install the updates.
Heartbleed Bleeds On
According to a report, many potential victims of the Heartbleed attack have patched their systems, but few have cleaned up the crime scene to protect themselves from the effects of a previous intrusion.
Drone Brain Goes Open Source
DARPA and NICTA release the code for the ultra-secure microkernel system used in aerial drones.
Password Management Services Vulnerable to Attack
Should you trust an online service to store your online passwords?
New Raspberry Pi Adds Two USB Ports
New B+ board lets you build cool things without the complication of a powered USB hub.
Microsoft Grabs No-IP.com Domains
Redmond rushes in to root out alleged malware haven.
Firefox Steps into 3D
New initiative will bring futuristic virtual reality effects to the web surfing experience.


text:
Albemarle County Police Department Press Release
The Albemarle County Police Department is investigating a rash of larceny from auto cases. At least 30 unlocked cars were entered overnight in the residential communities of Fontana, Pavilions at Pantops and Forest Lakes North. In addition to these larcenies, the residential communities of Key West, Franklin, Mill Creek, Foxcroft and Lake Reynovia were targeted on Sunday and Monday nights. All of the cars targeted were unlocked.
The department is tracking this trend and patrol officers are working on a plan of action to address the issue. The community can help us investigate by reporting any suspicious activity. Please be extra vigilant and report anything suspicious that you see or hear. It is also important to remember to keep your car locked and take your valuables inside. Anything left in plain sight, including loose change, makes your car a target. You might also consider leaving on an outdoor light as deterrence. Please make your personal safety a priority and help us as we investigate these crimes.
Sign up to receive NBC29 news and weather updates in your inbox daily.


text:
"Thank you so much for letting me come and be a part of what you do. I think the Muncie Mission is the greatest place."
Thank you, Missy. I think my students learned a lot from the experience. I know that I enjoyed it and learned from it.Your staff were all so welcoming! My students were impressed by the resources and environment you all have established for those you serve. They also became more aware of the challenges some of the students may face when their parents are addicted to drugs. I'm grateful there are people like you all at the Mission fighting hard to help those that need it most.
A charitable remainder trust offers three advantages....a donor receives an immediate tax deduction; the donor removes assets from the estate, avoiding or reducing inheritance or estate taxes later; the donor, or designated beneficiary, can receive a lifetime of income from the irrevocable gift.
There are two different types of charitable remainder trusts, unitrust and annuity.
A charitable remainder unitrust is a popular way to achieve tax benefits as well as a fixed annual percentage on the value of the assets in the trust. The assets are revalued annually and, if the trust value changes, the payment to the beneficiary changes.
A charitable remainder annuity trust is set up to pay a fixed rate of return based on the initial valuation at the time the property is placed in the trust. The trust assets are never revalued.
Charitable Remainder Trusts provide a good degree of flexibility that is valuable in charitable gift planning.
Please note, individual financial circumstances will vary. As with all tax and estate planning, please consult your attorney or estate specialist.


text:
American Indian Health FacilitiesEdit This Page
From FamilySearch Wiki
United States American Indian Research Health Records Health Facilities
Indian health facilities were created, including clinics on reservations, health sanatoriums, and hospitals. Many were former American Indian Schools, converted to hospitals or other health care facilities when the schools closed in the first half of the Twentieth Century. Some of these facilities focused on specific health issues, such as tuberculosis, mental health, etc.
A few examples of Indian health facilities in the United States are:
- Canton Insane Asylum
- Choctaw and Chickasaw Hospital
- Claremore Hospital
- Fort Lapwai Sanatorium
- Laguna Sanatorium
- Phoenix Sanatorium
- Pyramid Lake Sanatorium
- Sac and Fox Sanatorium
- San Xavier Sanatorium
- Tacoma Hospital
- Winslow Sanatorium
Need additional research help? Contact our research help specialists.
Need wiki, indexing, or website help? Contact our product teams.
Did you find this article helpful?
You're invited to explain your rating on the discussion page (you must be signed in).
- This page was last modified on 8 May 2014, at 16:16.
- This page has been accessed 813 times.
BROWSEby country by topic
Share Your Opinion!
Review redesigns of wiki pages and give your feedbackImprove the Wiki


text:
Price and Wealth Dynamics in a Speculative Market with an Arbitrary Number of Generic Technical Trading Strategies
AbstractWe consider a simple pure exchange economy with two assets, one riskless, yielding a constant return, and one risky, paying a stochastic dividend, and we assume trading to take place in discrete time inside an endogenous price formation setting. Traders demand for the risky asset is expressed as a fraction of their individual wealth and is based on future prices forecast obtained on the basis of past market history. We describe the evolution of price and wealth distribution in the general case where any number of heterogeneous traders is allowed to operate in the market and any smooth function which maps the infinite information set to the present investment choice is allowed as agent's trading strategy. We give a complete characterization of equilibria and derive stability conditions analyzing a dynamical system of arbitrary large dimension. We show that this system can only possess isolated generic equilibria where a single agent dominates the market and continuous manifolds of non-generic equilibria where many agents hold finite wealth shares. Irrespectively of agents number and of their behavior, we show that all possible equilibria returns belong to a one dimensional ``Equilibria Market Line''. Our general result extends previous contributions and allows a better understanding of the selection principle governing the asymptotic market dynamics
Download InfoIf you experience problems downloading a file, check if you have the proper application to view it first. In case of further problems read the IDEAS help page. Note that these files are not on the IDEAS site. Please be patient as the files may be large.
Bibliographic InfoPaper provided by Society for Computational Economics in its series Computing in Economics and Finance 2005 with number 375.
Date of creation: 11 Nov 2005
Date of revision:
Handle: RePEc:sce:scecf5:375
Contact details of provider:
Web page: http://comp-econ.org/
More information through EDIRC
Related researchKeywords: Asset pricing; Price and wealth dynamics; Optimal selection principle.;
Find related papers by JEL classification:
- G12 - Financial Economics - - General Financial Markets - - - Asset Pricing; Trading Volume; Bond Interest Rates
- D83 - Microeconomics - - Information, Knowledge, and Uncertainty - - - Search, Learning, and Information
This paper has been announced in the following NEP Reports:
- NEP-ALL-2005-11-19 (All new papers)
- NEP-FIN-2005-11-19 (Finance)
ReferencesReferences listed on IDEAS
Please report citation or reference errors to , or , if you are the registered author of the cited work, log in to your RePEc Author Service profile, click on "citations" and make appropriate adjustments.:
- LeBaron, Blake, 2000. "Agent-based computational finance: Suggested readings and early research," Journal of Economic Dynamics and Control, Elsevier, vol. 24(5-7), pages 679-702, June.
- C. Chiarella & X-Z. He, 2001.
"Asset price and wealth dynamics under heterogeneous expectations,"
Quantitative Finance,
Taylor & Francis Journals, vol. 1(5), pages 509-526.
- Carl Chiarella & Xue-Zhong He, 2001. "Asset Price and Wealth Dynamics Under Heterogeneous Expectations," Research Paper Series 56, Quantitative Finance Research Centre, University of Technology, Sydney.
- Xue-Zhong (Tony) He & Carl Chiarella, 2001. "Asset Price and Wealth Dynamics under Heterogeneous Expectations," CeNDEF Workshop Papers, January 2001 5A.2, Universiteit van Amsterdam, Center for Nonlinear Dynamics in Economics and Finance.
- Chiarella, Carl & He, Xue-Zhong, 2002.
"Heterogeneous Beliefs, Risk and Learning in a Simple Asset Pricing Model,"
Computational Economics,
Society for Computational Economics, vol. 19(1), pages 95-132, February.
- Carl Chiarella & Xue-Zhong He, 1999. "Heterogeneous Beliefs, Risks and Learning in a Simple Asset Pricing Model," Research Paper Series 18, Quantitative Finance Research Centre, University of Technology, Sydney.
- Xue-Zhong He & Carl Chiarella, 1999. "Heterogeneous Beliefs, Risk and Learning in a Simple Asset-Pricing Model," Computing in Economics and Finance 1999 223, Society for Computational Economics.
- Levy, Moshe & Levy, Haim & Solomon, Sorin, 1994. "A microscopic model of the stock market : Cycles, booms, and crashes," Economics Letters, Elsevier, vol. 45(1), pages 103-111, May.
- Campbell, John Y. & Viceira, Luis M., 2002. "Strategic Asset Allocation: Portfolio Choice for Long-Term Investors," OUP Catalogue, Oxford University Press, number 9780198296942, September.
- Mikhail Anufriev & Giulio Bottazzi & Francesca Pancotto, 2004. "Price and Wealth Asymptotic Dynamics with CRRA Technical Trading Strategies," LEM Papers Series 2004/23, Laboratory of Economics and Management (LEM), Sant'Anna School of Advanced Studies, Pisa, Italy.
CitationsCitations are extracted by the CitEc Project, subscribe to its RSS feed for this item.
Cited by:
- Hommes, Cars H., 2006.
"Heterogeneous Agent Models in Economics and Finance,"
Handbook of Computational Economics,
in: Leigh Tesfatsion & Kenneth L. Judd (ed.), Handbook of Computational Economics, edition 1, volume 2, chapter 23, pages 1109-1186
- Cars H. Hommes, 2005. "Heterogeneous Agent Models in Economics and Finance," Tinbergen Institute Discussion Papers 05-056/1, Tinbergen Institute.
ListsThis item is not listed on Wikipedia, on a reading list or among the top items on IDEAS.
StatisticsAccess and download statistics
CorrectionsWhen requesting a correction, please mention this item's handle: RePEc:sce:scecf5:375. See general information about how to correct material in RePEc.
For technical questions regarding this item, or to correct its authors, title, abstract, bibliographic or download information, contact: (Christopher F. Baum).
If you have authored this item and are not yet registered with RePEc, we encourage you to do it here. This allows to link your profile to this item. It also allows you to accept potential citations to this item that we are uncertain about.
If references are entirely missing, you can add them using this form.
If the full references list an item that is present in RePEc, but the system did not link to it, you can help with this form.
If you know of missing items citing this one, you can help us creating those links by adding the relevant references in the same way as above, for each refering item. If you are a registered author of this item, you may also want to check the "citations" tab in your profile, as there may be some citations waiting for confirmation.
Please note that corrections may take a couple of weeks to filter through the various RePEc services.


text:
If you're familiar with my journey over the past few years, you know I am both an artist and a designer and have struggled with how to merge the two brands under one umbrella. Working under the pseudonym tink, I launched Tink Makes Art is 2010 to market myself as an artist. In 2011, my love for interior design and – let's be honest – being laid off from a job led me to become a freelance designer. I had to do something to make money, and, although probably not 100% ready to venture on my own at the time, all I wanted to do was design. Thus, Hello Home Interiors was born in 2012.
You would think my art and design mirror each other, but my art leans towards a colorful, urban influence (think graffiti meets Warhol) while the spaces I design reflect a neutral, sophisticated palette. Oddly, my logos, above, state the opposite…Problem #1. The two varying styles, which most often attract opposite clientele (Problem #2), is why the two brands have always remained separate. Over the years, I've found myself pouring my time into producing and showing my artwork, and a couple months later obsessing over design blogs and attempting to gain new clients. Problem #3: No clear direction or consistency.
It wasn't until I came across the blog of Amanda Genther, a brand stylist for women entrepreneurs, that I found brand clarity. In her post on how to combine your passions into one business (Perfect for my dilemma, right?!) she wrote, "…choose 1 thing that you love to do, that people will happily pay you for and use the other interest to carve your niche." It became clear to me that although I am passionate and skillful at both art and design, design is my job and art is my hobby. I always thought to be successful at one, I had to abandon the other, which proved to be untrue.
Thankfully, after 8 years of asking myself, "What do you want to be known for?" I found my answer. I am and will always be both an artist and a designer, but, as far as that one thing people associate me with, that will be my interior designs.
If you happen to be struggling with brand clarity yourself, I encourage you to follow Amanda's blog. You can read the blog post I referenced above here, and here is a great exercise for finding brand clarity.
Cheers to you and your success,


text:
Tayshaun Prince
Prince hails team effort
Tayshaun Prince praises his teammates for their contributions after the 109-92 victory over the Timberwolves.
Grizzlies take down Wizards
Tayshaun Prince had a season-high 21 points as the Grizzlies withstood a rally to knock off the Wizards 110-104 and moved to within one game of the eighth and final playoff spot in the West.
Grizzlies dominate in 2nd half, defeat Pistons
Tayshaun Prince comments on the 112-84 win over Detroit.
New-look Grizzlies beat the Wiz
Recently-acquired Tayshaun Prince talks to SportSouth about the Grizzlies' win in his Memphis debut.
Grizzlies allow Davis to become free agent
and 15.2 minutes per game for the Grizzlies last season. Memphis acquired the 6-foot-10 forward along with Tayshaun Prince and Austin Daye in January 2013 as part of a three-team trade that sent Rudy Gay and Hamed Haddadi to Toronto and
Remembering the Pistons' improbable NBA championship exactly a decade ago
supposed to happen this way. The Pistons had fought their way through the Eastern Conference playoffs -- remember Tayshaun Prince 's block and Chauncey's halfcourt buzzer-beater to set up the triple-OT game with New Jersey? -- but everyone
Grizzlies' summer plans may primarily focus on in-house rewards
ranked 19th in the NBA (35 percent). Memphis shot 46 percent from the field, but small forward and 12-year vet Tayshaun Prince averaged just 6.0 points per game -- with the Grizzlies averaging 96.1. Only Milwaukee, Utah and Chicago fared
Conley, Gasol lead Grizzlies past Nuggets 100-92
Friday night. Zach Randolph added 20 points, including the last four points for Memphis, and grabbed 15 rebounds. Tayshaun Prince scored 12 before leaving with an ankle injury in the first half and Courtney Lee scored 10 for Memphis, which won
Grizzlies lock down Pacers, win low-scoring defensive struggle
forgettable night for Paul George. The Indiana forward scored eight points and went only 2 of 10 from the field. " Tayshaun ( Prince ) did a great job on, on um, uh, who's their best player?" asked Memphis coach Dave Joerger. "Yeah, Paul
Grizzlies-Nets Preview
Grizzlies (34-25), who have won seven of nine after pulling out a 110-104 victory at Washington on Monday. Tayshaun Prince had a season-high 21 points and Mike Conley scored 20 as Memphis shot 54.4 percent, snapping the Wizards' season


text:
someone who is oversexed or "dicked-out"
"Man! I'm Hensley! I ain't even gonna lie!"
Beküldő: His Big Momma P 2009. augusztus 15.
sexless, undersexed, someone who doesn't get any, a place where no sex or action is had
Man, she's such a hensley, she hasn't gotten laid in years.
Beküldő: Meghan Barrett 2005. október 11.


text:
All quotes by Winston Churchill
(450 quotes found)
"A cat will look down to a man. A dog will look up to a man. But a pig will look you straight in the eye and see his equal."
"Some regard private enterprise as if it were a predatory tiger to be shot. Others look upon it as a cow that they can milk. Only a handful see it for what it really is -- the strong horse that pulls the whole cart."
"Never give in except to convictions of honor and good sense. Never yield to the apparently overwhelming might of the enemy."
"The power of the executive to cast a man into prison, ... without formulating any charge known to the law, and particularly to deny him the judgment of his peers, is in the highest degree odious, and the foundation of all totalitarian government whether Nazi or Communist."


text:
State Facts
Choose a State
NewsView All
- Advocate Profile: Peter S. Merfeld, P.E., M.ASCE
- 08/27/14
Peter S. Merfeld, P.E., M.ASCE is a member of the Maine Section. He has exhibited leadership experience as section president, Maine Report Card chair, and through work on the national Report Card for America's Infrastructure....Read More >>
- Douglas G. Price, Key Project Leader of the Snowy Mountains Hydroelectric Power Scheme, Dies at Age 87
- 08/26/14
Douglas G. Price, F.ASCE, who was a key project leader on the 23-year, $1 billion-plus hydroelectric project in Australia known as the Snowy Mountains Scheme, and the first CEO and managing director of the Snowy Mountains...Read More >>
- Ernest "Ernie" Thomas Smerdon, Dean Emeritus at the University of Arizona, Dies at Age 84
- 08/26/14
Ernest "Ernie" Thomas Smerdon, Ph.D., P.E., NAE, Dist.M.ASCE, who dedicated his life to the continued improvement of higher education and engineering, and who pioneered research to address critical global issues in the areas of water...Read More >>
- ASCE Names Smith as New Executive Director to Succeed Natale
- 08/26/14
The ASCE Board of Direction has selected Thomas W. Smith III, ENV SP, CAE, M.ASCE, as the next executive director of the American Society of Civil Engineers, effective Jan. 1, 2015. Smith, ASCE's current deputy...Read More >>
- Viola Elected ASCE Fellow
- 08/25/14
Joseph M. Viola, P.E., LEED AP, F.ASCE, is NY practice lead for North Vancouver, Canada-headquartered, Buckland & Taylor Ltd., where he started the firm's new office in New York City. In addition to heading Buckland...Read More >>
- El Naggar Elected ASCE Fellow
- 08/25/14
M. Hesham El Naggar, Ph.D., P.Eng., M. CSCE, F.EIC, F.ASCE, professor of Geotechnical Engineering and associate dean of Engineering at Western University, Canada, has more than 30 years of experience in analysis and design of...Read More >>
- Patrick J. Natale Elected to the National Academy of Construction
- 08/25/14
ASCE Executive Director Patrick J. Natale, P.E., CAE, F.ASCE, has been elected to the National Academy of Construction (NAC) and is being honored for his pioneering leadership of ASCE as well as the movement he...Read More >>
- The Highway Trust Fund Deserves More Than a Patch
- 08/25/14
Attention on the Highway Trust Fund seems to have waned since Congress passed a 10-month funding patch in July. However, May will be here before we know it. There is still more work to be...Read More >>
- Beans, beans the more you eat… the more important your local farmer's cooperative
- 08/25/14
Chicago's city elders once resisted the establishment of train routes to service regional farmers. They feared that the local economy would collapse if the farmers didn't travel to the city to sell their goods and...Read More >>
- Students Share Real Life Pipeline Design Experience at CI Student Days
- 08/21/14
As the next generation of civil engineers moves from the classroom to the workplace, many students find themselves confronted with issues not always covered in lectures and textbooks. While many students are taught the basics of...Read More >>


text:
|Barbara Brunner
Professor Barbara Brunner worked as an associate attorney at Barley Snyder in Reading, PA, specializing in business law, trusts and estates, education law, municipal law and immigration law before joining Penn State Law. Prior to embarking on a career in law, Professor Brunner had a substantial academic career. She holds M.A. and Ph.D. degrees from the University of Pennsylvania in Spanish and romance languages, and she was a professor of Spanish language and literature, and chair of the Spanish department at Dickinson College.
|Nicole Chong
Professor Nicole Chong is an active member of the Legal Writing Institute and the Association of Legal Writing Directors. Before joining the faculty, she was an associate with Klett Rooney Lieber & Schorling in Philadelphia. Most of her work was focused in the area of commercial litigation. Professor Chong was involved in a variety of matters, including representing a major international telecommunications carrier in collection matters, a local manufacturer and retailer of fashion accessories in patent infringement litigation, as well as local and national companies in contract and tort litigation. She also was a member of Klett Rooney's Appellate Practice Section.
|William F. Fox
William Fox is a Distinguished Visiting Professor at Penn State Law. His career as a law teacher, scholar, and legal practitioner spans more than thirty-five years. He began teaching law in 1973 at Boston University Law School, continued at Indiana University, and was a tenured professor on the faculty of the Columbus School of Law of The Catholic University of America in Washington, D.C. Professor Fox served as associate dean for academic affairs at Columbus School of Law and as dean from 2003-2005. He is the author of numerous articles and books on international business transactions and commercial agreements, energy law, veterans affairs, and constitutional law. He is a versatile and accomplished teacher of international business transactions, administrative law, energy law, civil and criminal procedure and criminal law.
|Su Jin Hong
Su Jin Hong teaches Legal Research and Writing in the LL.M. program and gives lectures on international business transactions and law school success. She graduated from Seoul National University in Seoul, South Korea and obtained her J.D. degree from The Penn State Dickinson School of Law. She is admitted to practice law in New York. Prior to joining Penn State Law, Su Jin interned with the law firms Yoon & Yang LLC and Baak Jang & Park in South Korea, researching and contract drafting related to cross border commercial transactions.
|Anna Sewell
Professor Anna Sewell teaches Legal Research and Writing in the LL.M. program. Prior to joining Penn State Law, she was a clerk to The Hon. Thomas Kistler in the Centre County Court of Common Pleas, where she researched and wrote opinions in civil, criminal, and family law cases. In addition to teaching at the Law School, she has taught Environmental Law to undergraduate students at Penn State.
|Rebecca Zoshak
As an expert in applied linguistics, Rebecca Zoshak joins the faculty to support the Legal English Immersion portion of the program. As a Ph.D. candidate at Penn State University who earned her Master's Degree in Teaching English as a Second Language, she is committed to working with international students to improve context-dependent language skills. Ms. Zoshak has been contributing to the LL.M. program at Penn State Law since 2012. Ms. Zoshak and her colleague from applied linguistics, Ms. Lindsey Kurtz, will provide group and individual support for students as they hone their legal English writing, reading, and speaking skills.