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Traffic.com recently released their free application for BlackBerry Smartphones. The app gives you an easy view of traffic conditions, including color-coded traffic flow maps, incident data, mass transit data and more. This is extremely handy for travelers or commuters who need to keep tabs on traffic conditions. The Traffic.com app is available totally free from BlackBerry App World.
In honor of the launch of the free Traffic.com mobile application on the BlackBerry, WHERE has partnered with CrackBerry.com to give away a free Garmin Nuvi 1390 T to one of its readers. The contest rules are easy: In the comments section of this post, share the funniest bumper sticker you've ever seen while waiting in traffic. Haven't seen a funny one? Then make one up yourself! Oh but be sure to keep it somewhat suitable for work. The top 10 finalists will be chosen by the WHERE team on Monday, November 2nd. Then it's up to you, the CrackBerry community, to vote for the winner! The winner will be notified via email and will receive a free Garmin Nuvi. Keep reading for full details.
Ok, here is what we are asking you to do:
Step 1: Download the Traffic.com app from App World. (Will this increase your chances of winning? Heck no! But it will sure save you a lot of time and frustration on your next commute.)
Step 2: Share the funniest bumper sticker you've ever seen (or have made up) in the comments of this post.
10 finalists will be chosen and posted in the CrackBerry blogs for the community to vote. One grand prize winner will receive a new Garmin Nuvi 1390 T.
haroon.choudery Oct 25, 2009 at 10:12 am
"Male nurses do it deep"
I guess some male nurse that was trying to regain his manhood had this outside the doctor's office
82airborne Oct 25, 2009 at 10:18 am
Horn broken, watch for finger
a35683x Oct 25, 2009 at 10:19 am
yay free app :)
Huffdaddy1982 Oct 25, 2009 at 10:20 am
If at first you don't succeed, why bother? Your honor student will take care of it.
jongross100 Oct 25, 2009 at 10:22 am
Sure could use a new Garmin Thanks
adnan52 Oct 25, 2009 at 10:23 am
nice :)
MedicEd Oct 25, 2009 at 10:24 am
" KEEP WORKING!! Millions on welfare are counting on you "
black_rain™ Oct 25, 2009 at 11:09 am
that's funny
devGOD Oct 25, 2009 at 10:25 am
1. PETA = People Eating Tasty Animals
3. Well behaved women rarely make history
4. I'm only speeding cause I really have to POOP
5. I Hate My Ex Girlfriend
6. CAUTION! I brake for hookers
7. HORN BROKE, Watch for finger
8. I am not drunk! I am by nature a loud, friendly, clumsy person
9. Caution I Drive Like You
BocaDog Oct 25, 2009 at 10:28 am
"My kid can beat up your honor student"
bassmig Oct 25, 2009 at 10:31 am
My other ride is your mom
blazanik Oct 25, 2009 at 10:34 am
like baby on board but "b*tch on board"
hpdspecial68 Oct 25, 2009 at 10:36 am
Monica Lewinky's ex-boyfriend's wife for President.
wkupike2000 Oct 25, 2009 at 10:42 am
"I'm only speeding because I really need to poop!"
joeyjoejoejr05 Oct 25, 2009 at 10:45 am
"i'm only speeding cause i have to poop"
LaceyM81188 Oct 25, 2009 at 10:46 am
Woot Woot... Love Nuvi. Love Blackberry!!
FloAC Oct 25, 2009 at 10:46 am
"I love it when balls are in my face" (From the 40 year old virgin when they are arguing about who is gay. CLASSIC!
trev9065 Oct 25, 2009 at 10:51 am
wow this looks amazing
Bryantkd Oct 25, 2009 at 10:52 am
CoEd Naked Twister Champion!
The Answer is 42! (what's the question?)
latinatwix28 Oct 25, 2009 at 10:53 am
these are my fave
1. Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.
2. I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.
3. Where there's a will, I want to be in it.
4. Okay, who put a "stop payment" on my reality check?
5. Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.
kraminc Oct 25, 2009 at 10:55 am
"Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes."
0195311 Oct 25, 2009 at 10:58 am
On an old Pontiac with the "i" missing:
"Junkin' for Jesus"
nehott Oct 25, 2009 at 11:04 am
"When I show up, the cops call 911"
"Am I going to slow? Call 1-800-go-fun-yourself"
"My name is bubble boy"
maddmaxx308 Oct 25, 2009 at 11:04 am
The Jesus fish, with the word "Satan" in the middle.
"Satan is the same as Santa, just a little mixed up"
mding4gold Oct 25, 2009 at 11:05 am
It was just 6 letters:
wvebert Oct 25, 2009 at 11:06 am
Haywood JaBlome.
bubbasixx Oct 25, 2009 at 11:12 am
Save a Life
Motorcycles are everywhere...
...and probably passing you at 75 mph on a double solid line!!"
This is one that I have always wanted to have made up!
black_rain™ Oct 25, 2009 at 11:08 am
mrking.id Oct 25, 2009 at 11:10 am
"How's my driving...
...call 1-800-EAT-SHIT"
Now that is funny!!!!! :)
decolur455 Oct 25, 2009 at 11:15 am
The next time you plan on parking so close to me
let me now in advance so I can bring my freakin' can opener!!!
stick2e Oct 25, 2009 at 11:21 am
Here is my entry on the bumper sticker:
"Your kid may be an honor student but you're still an IDIOT!"
Itaku Oct 25, 2009 at 11:24 am
My son is an honor student. And My president is an idiot.
brydav Oct 25, 2009 at 11:32 am
Such a beautiful day, please don't f*ck it up! The * was a peace symbol.
topherserrano Oct 25, 2009 at 11:40 am
"GAS or ASS - No Free Rides!"
(with stick figure animation)
I was like, WTH!? when i saw this!
I could sure use a Nuvi!
deathberry Oct 25, 2009 at 11:52 am
A penny for your thoughts a dollar if you flash me
SDWolf Oct 25, 2009 at 12:02 pm
"My mother was inmate of the month at Las Conlinas"
moesberry Oct 25, 2009 at 12:05 pm
Best bumper sticker - I'm not just A b*itch, I'm THE b*itch... Honesty is the greatest :)
bgbagz Oct 25, 2009 at 12:09 pm
"No cash inside vehicle, But driver carries $100 in hollow point ammunition"
cporcelli Oct 25, 2009 at 12:10 pm
I saw this on an H3
"If you love your husband give him a Hummer"
SDWolf Oct 25, 2009 at 12:12 pm
"My mother was inmate of the month at Los Colinas"
ecufan Oct 25, 2009 at 12:17 pm
Who Wants Jelly Donuts?
keyboardguru Oct 25, 2009 at 12:25 pm
Interested in the contest. Im in
thachamp Oct 25, 2009 at 12:30 pm
"if youre gonna ride my ass atleast pull my hair"
RickyRoss10 Oct 25, 2009 at 12:39 pm
I actually own the Tshirt, but I recently saw the phrase on a bumper sticker...
Hung like a Republican
kendal32884 Oct 25, 2009 at 12:42 pm
"Jesus loves you. Everyone else thinks you're an ***hole!"
Realist Oct 25, 2009 at 12:45 pm
My child serves honor rolls at Baker College.
Well, at least the war on the environment is going well.
Just be happy I'm not a twin.
Beer doesn't make you fat. It makes you lean (against doors, tables, walls).
Double your drive space. Delete Windows.
MajorStorm Oct 25, 2009 at 12:58 pm
"Hang Up, you're not driving a Phone Booth!"
cgiforever Oct 25, 2009 at 12:58 pm
Do you believe in life after death?
Well, touch this car if you'd like to find out.
MajorStorm Oct 25, 2009 at 12:59 pm
"Don't Hate Me Because I'm Beautiful, Hate Me Because Your Boyfriend Thinks So!"
ssjtiamat Oct 25, 2009 at 1:00 pm
My fav is:
My PS3 beat up you Xbox 360!
thechin Oct 25, 2009 at 1:03 pm
I could use a new unit..
MajorStorm Oct 25, 2009 at 1:05 pm
I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
docsmody Oct 25, 2009 at 1:10 pm
Please, follow me closer, I could use the insurance money.
MajorStorm Oct 25, 2009 at 1:11 pm
My favorite mythical creature? The honest politician.
germann1 Oct 25, 2009 at 1:12 pm
Great app. I bet the NUVI is an excellent GPS. I'd love to try it.
Dr Incredible Oct 25, 2009 at 1:16 pm
Some church here has a lot of funny ones they put out.
My favorite is "Seven days without prayer makes one weak."
ltrtiger Oct 25, 2009 at 1:16 pm
Just did a map update for my Nuvi, but darned if I won't part with it for this thing. Nice.
lions80#CB Oct 25, 2009 at 1:17 pm
The funniest one i saw said, " I like to eat pussy!" And it had a dog with a cat in its mouth. Priceless
hockey#CB Oct 25, 2009 at 1:33 pm
Honk if you want to spank me
ZipKicker Oct 25, 2009 at 1:34 pm
i seen a funny one the other day and i was like, ohhh CRACKBERRY CONTEST!!!
I need it for work driving truck, my old one died :(
anyways it said :
Keep grandma and grandpa off the streets driving, support your local bingo
Emwolb81 Oct 25, 2009 at 1:35 pm
This would be nice to win... a loyal member for 1 year still waiting for the first win!
moach1 Oct 25, 2009 at 1:36 pm
keep working, millions on welfare are depending on you.
I love animals, they taste great!
I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.
aczaplicki Oct 25, 2009 at 1:40 pm
My Son was inmate of the month at Rahway state prison. (Rahway is a hardcore maximum security prison in NJ)
My Son Kicked the Sh*t out of your honor student.
DisastersPat Oct 25, 2009 at 1:42 pm
'There's no better way to express your opinion than in fine print on a small rectangle on the back of your car'
chocolate optimus Oct 25, 2009 at 1:45 pm
If you can read this bumper sticker then my car is upside down
JayoxD Oct 25, 2009 at 1:51 pm
c_patrick Oct 25, 2009 at 2:05 pm
awww here it goes
yovanito99 Oct 25, 2009 at 2:08 pm
this would be pretty great in my car
ntekllc Oct 25, 2009 at 2:29 pm
If you think this is bad you should see my wife!
-on a rusty Lime Green Nova
Horn Broken Watch for finger!
-on a old ford truck with a gun rack
Retired: No job, no worries, no clock, no cash!
-Back of an RV
On the Left: Support Our Troops
On the Right: Make Love not War
On the Back window: Buck Fush
-On a Pink Honda
My Kid *ucked Up your Honor Roll Student
-This was on a Old school bus with the letters blacked out
needs_ritalin_24_7 Oct 25, 2009 at 2:37 pm
I tried seeing from your point of view... but I couldn't fit my head that far up my a**!
ismokecrackberries Oct 25, 2009 at 2:38 pm
i get lost all the time and therefore am always late...this would make my life a lot easier, and help me keep a job!
"Bosses are like diapers: full of shit and all over your ass."
jonascalhoun Oct 25, 2009 at 2:40 pm
If you get any closer, I'm going to flick a booger on your windshield.
setag7 Oct 25, 2009 at 2:41 pm
"Blackberry on board"
metalmancpa Oct 25, 2009 at 2:42 pm
Lost your cat? Try looking under my tires.
david22585 Oct 25, 2009 at 2:50 pm
I saw a F350 turbo diesel with a bumper sticker that pointed to the exhaust, saying: I just offset your green car.
As he takes off, a huge black smoke cloud comes out of the exhaust.
aznspiki Oct 25, 2009 at 3:15 pm
"Stop Me!"
bjemiller Oct 25, 2009 at 3:21 pm
My daughter and my money go to Duke
littleinkblots Oct 25, 2009 at 3:25 pm
i so need this!!!!!
kathryn.davidson Oct 25, 2009 at 3:40 pm
i like the bumper sticker --> conservative in exile
kathryn.davidson Oct 25, 2009 at 3:41 pm
bigcalidave Oct 25, 2009 at 3:43 pm
Best bumper sticker ever?
yaabeng Oct 25, 2009 at 3:50 pm
When in doubt, don't pull out. (Don't drink and drive)
Azaurath Oct 25, 2009 at 3:47 pm
Fat People are Hard to Kidnap.
boatincpt Oct 25, 2009 at 3:49 pm
I need a new gps...please pick me
Bad Cop No Donut!!!
Don't Follow Me I'm Lost
Beer Helping People have Sex since 1865.
Please Stop Staring at my Cars Butt
1. People Eating Tasty Animals!!
2. Jesus Loves you. Everyone else thinks you're an asshole.
3. Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
pkcable Oct 25, 2009 at 4:15 pm
gimmie a navi
postal32 Oct 25, 2009 at 4:16 pm
On my way to work, kill me.
arkfirefighter Oct 25, 2009 at 4:39 pm
Love to win something lol maybe i will get lucky lol
muzmurad Oct 25, 2009 at 4:48 pm
My Other car is a Cop Car
phone_s3x Oct 25, 2009 at 4:51 pm
Jesus loves me... (but only for my c0ck)
wocampb Oct 25, 2009 at 4:49 pm
I saw one in response to the "never drive faster than your angel can fly" and it read "your angel can't fly fast enough so I ran it over."
Shay D. Life Oct 25, 2009 at 5:04 pm
I just saw this one friday after grocery shopping.
"If You Can Read This Roll Me Over"
It was written upside down. Best I ever seen.
Here's a picture:
Jordy357 Oct 25, 2009 at 5:23 pm
the worst bumper sticker that i came across was spotted only a few days ago actaully. the sticker said GOBAMA! what a joke lol
puternerd Oct 25, 2009 at 5:45 pm
Keep Honking... I'm reloading
SOCIALITEx Oct 25, 2009 at 5:46 pm
ahhh, awesome
guitarjf Oct 25, 2009 at 5:49 pm
"Follow me in alphabetical order..."
Complex24 Oct 25, 2009 at 6:19 pm
"My juvenile delinquent beat up your honor student."
wfhuber Oct 25, 2009 at 6:40 pm
After 10 years on the road this one is my favorite.
Jesus is coming.
Look Busy.
rkd2398 Oct 25, 2009 at 7:35 pm
I could use one. Then I won't have to use my BB while driving.
bodybiz Oct 25, 2009 at 7:53 pm
"My juvenile delinquent can beat the crap out of your honor student"
DaveyyC Oct 25, 2009 at 8:35 pm
please can i win it? :D
mattst11 Oct 25, 2009 at 8:40 pm
If I Wanted A Hummer, I'd Ask Your Sister.
xellaphan#CB Oct 25, 2009 at 8:46 pm
"My Kid Beat Up Your Honor Roll Student..."
erndog Oct 25, 2009 at 9:01 pm
I am drooling over this contest!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
kenwash Oct 25, 2009 at 9:03 pm
if there is any way possible that you guys at my FAVORITE website of all time, could see it possible for me to win this it would be fantastic. I drive an 18 wheeler for a living and finding places faster would help get me back home to my family faster. Thanks for the contest and chance to win.
Winning this would be great!
jfdenson Oct 25, 2009 at 9:11 pm
If you drink, don't park. Accidents cause people.
branden3112 Oct 25, 2009 at 9:11 pm
Vote Obama and get the Error out of office!
filzam#CB Oct 25, 2009 at 9:19 pm
Friends help you move; real friends help you move the body!
vecharo Oct 25, 2009 at 9:31 pm
I can't go to work today. The voices keep saying, "Stay home and clean the guns"
Proximo3000 Oct 25, 2009 at 9:32 pm
I saw this bumper sticker a few months ago: "My country invaded Iraq and all I got was this expensive gas"
I thought it was clever and hysterical.
There are some really funny posts on here! Hope I win!
carlos2008 Oct 25, 2009 at 9:38 pm
gun control
means using
both hands.
enter me please
I Brake For Tailgators
relkma Oct 25, 2009 at 10:03 pm
"if you're gonna ride my ass you could at least pull my hair!"
harmonic_dissonance Oct 25, 2009 at 10:03 pm
"procrastinators unite...tomorrow"
one that always kills me when i see it is the jesus fish with legs that says 'Darwin'!
Miz.Michele Oct 25, 2009 at 10:34 pm
Welcome to America....now learn English. That's the funniest one I've seen.
If I had to make one up, Honk if you love Blackberry's...that should cause a massive traffic jam
allmotorsi Oct 25, 2009 at 10:41 pm
Pass some my way woot!
juicebox666 Oct 25, 2009 at 11:05 pm
Want a taste of religion?
Lick a witch!
SilverSfr Oct 25, 2009 at 11:48 pm
There is no such thing as too much ammo
twinDD79 Oct 25, 2009 at 11:51 pm
Let's see if i can get my first prize.
babyface35762 Oct 25, 2009 at 11:53 pm
Looks cool.
mrd_vance Oct 26, 2009 at 1:31 am
Beer doesn't make you fat. It makes you lean (against doors, tables, walls).
fUNNIEST ONE i EVER SAW
webrider Oct 26, 2009 at 6:32 am
Need a GPS for my wife, she is always getting lost!
brattface Oct 26, 2009 at 1:25 pm
one i would like to see cuz i drive in san antonio "don't worry...I'll be home soon"
ronteekay Oct 26, 2009 at 2:15 pm
I don't drink and drive.....
I might hit a bump and spill my drink!
mrotsbb Oct 26, 2009 at 4:08 pm
My wife is driving...THAT should explain everything!
DallasBerry77 Oct 26, 2009 at 4:34 pm
Yes I need one of these!
GQMoneySmooth Oct 26, 2009 at 4:44 pm
are we there yet
I saw this funny bumper sticker on an SUV. Took me while to figure it out as it was in all uppercase and no spaces in between:
I'd like to think it was an Aussie in the car!
houch80 Oct 27, 2009 at 12:56 am
drink dont drive, its cheaper
chrishallweaver Oct 27, 2009 at 9:04 am
Cheney is Voldemort
ugadawg78#CB Oct 27, 2009 at 12:14 pm
I saw this one a few years back..... "Jesus is coming...everyone look busy!!!"
Gotham_Knight Oct 27, 2009 at 1:08 pm
WWTPWWWJDSD - What Would The People With "What Would Jesus Do" Stickers Do?
watcher65 Oct 27, 2009 at 1:22 pm
#1 We have enough youth, how about a fountain of SMART?
#2 He who laughs last thinks slowest!
rtesorio Oct 27, 2009 at 2:38 pm
Saw this on the back of a truck the other day:
kmichellelee Oct 28, 2009 at 2:49 am
I know that you've seen this one or @ least heard it before! We all know that....
boldicized Oct 28, 2009 at 6:08 pm
"I Have Gas and I Know how to Use It"
"Darwin Loves You"
warp929 Oct 30, 2009 at 9:07 am
Traffic not working anymore with 5.0 upgrade on Storm. :(
amberelicious Oct 31, 2009 at 5:03 pm
#1: My child was inmate of the month at County Jail.
#2: Nobody died when Clinton died.
#3: When Bush lied Soldiers died.
amberelicious Oct 31, 2009 at 5:03 pm
#1: My child was inmate of the month at County Jail.
#2: Nobody died when Clinton died.
#3: When Bush lied Soldiers died.
Mario_Brewed_For_Thought Nov 1, 2009 at 1:43 am
I beat up 4 hippies and all I got was this crappy van
orimental Nov 1, 2009 at 1:55 am
"Blondes are smart too!" - Bumper sticker was applied upside down.
Starstorm Nov 1, 2009 at 2:06 am
of wanting
i was in a line of traffic in a tiny town (going about 7 miles an hour in a 35) when i finally reached the other end of town i saw the cause of the traffic. It was a huge angry looking man on a tiny read scooter with a bumper sticker that read "honk if you've never heard a firearm fired from a motorcycle". In context it was awesome.
I have pics.
Great contest btw
Starstorm Nov 1, 2009 at 2:09 am
If your reading this, why aren't you paying attention to the road. (Small pic of guy in a crash)
Best bumper sticker I always follow
"The closer you follow, the slower I go....."
bizymare Nov 1, 2009 at 2:16 am
I do whatever my Rice Krispies tell me to
I'd back up my hard drive if I could find its reverse.
Too many freaks, not enough circuses.
Bumper Sticker: If you can read this, I've lost the trailer...AGAIN.
ballerx43 Nov 1, 2009 at 2:37 am
I think I should win this time :)
franzenjg Nov 1, 2009 at 3:09 am
I know that 5 is a lot but I have been waiting for some place to share these that I have saved up for a lot of years.
#1 - "Earth First," We'll strip mine the other planets later!
#2 - This vehicle is protected by anti-theft sticker
#3 - If you can't be an athlete be an athletic supporter!
#4 - A hundred thousand sperm and you were the fastest?
#5 - I am drot as nunk as some thinkle peep I am!
Don't Wound What You Can't Kill
reddragon7660 Nov 1, 2009 at 6:25 am
Honk if anything falls off
Those who forget the lessons of history are bound to repeat it.. IN SUMMER SCHOOL!
Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
I'm not completely worthless. I can be used as a bad example.
I'm in no hurry. I'm on my way to work.
I'm always late. My ancestors arrived on the june flower.
msgreenf Nov 1, 2009 at 6:26 am
Be nice to America or we'll bring democracy to your country
rhunt999 Nov 1, 2009 at 6:28 am
al3x_blackberry Nov 1, 2009 at 6:49 am
'If only my wife was this dirty'
daspollak Nov 1, 2009 at 6:55 am
My child knocked up your honor student.
appfanatic Nov 1, 2009 at 7:56 am
I would love to have a garmin gps, and I saw a great sticker once: "Republicans for Voldemort".
appfanatic Nov 1, 2009 at 7:57 am
I would love to have a garmin gps. I saw a bumper sticker that made me laugh; "I'd rather be playing Quidditch."
wildangell22 Nov 1, 2009 at 8:08 am
My favorite is " If your gonna ride my ASS you could at least pull my hair" ;)
girlwithtribe Nov 1, 2009 at 8:08 am
Sorry officer. My wife ran away last night and I thought you were trying to bring her back...
coolsoundingme Nov 1, 2009 at 8:08 am
If you don't like the way I drive
stay off the sidewalk!
domi994 Nov 1, 2009 at 8:19 am
This side up !
newkirk02 Nov 1, 2009 at 8:31 am
"Somking sections in restaurants are like peeing sections in pools"
"Please wait driver is reloading"
"When i put this sticker on this car, the cars value doubled"
PhantomS10 Nov 1, 2009 at 8:34 am
My favorite bumper sticker was "Don't follow me, I'm lost too." It proves the need for a new GPS
ggfatal Nov 1, 2009 at 8:40 am
looks nice on pic....I hope I win!!!
asd6845 Nov 1, 2009 at 8:45 am
I saw this on a back of a RASA carpet cleaning van:
These were on the back of a car:
1. "If you don't like my driving, stay off the sidewalks."
2. "We're the people our parents warned us about."
3. "Officer, I wasn't driving too fast. I was flying too low."
Juniior Nov 1, 2009 at 8:46 am
Pleaseeeee crackberry :)
Snarfler Nov 1, 2009 at 8:47 am
something a garmin would help me answer
Yes.... this is my Truck...No... I won't help you move!!!
DarkStar50 Nov 1, 2009 at 9:08 am
I'm not tailgating
I'm drafting
del3412 Nov 1, 2009 at 9:10 am
"Bumper Stickers Suck!"
tjones23 Nov 1, 2009 at 9:18 am
Wish I would go faster? Well wish in one hand and sh*t in the other...see which one fills up quicker
asahi7777777 Nov 1, 2009 at 9:25 am
1. Horn broken, watch for finger
2. Hey Barack, I'm Baroke!
tjones23 Nov 1, 2009 at 9:34 am
Think this is dirty? why don't you have a talk with your mom
koraygoksu Nov 1, 2009 at 9:38 am
if i am driving making mistakes then text 'mistake' to 2233 and the ringtone of 'there is noone without mistakes' comes to your cellphone...
MPSmith1 Nov 1, 2009 at 9:47 am
#1 - my other ride is your mom
#2 - Lost your cat? Look under my tires
#3 - Yes I have plenty of spare change. Thanks for asking.
gmkahuna Nov 1, 2009 at 9:48 am
Funniest One I have ever seen!!!!
"Nuke gay whales for Jesus!"
Covers every base......
deke09 Nov 1, 2009 at 10:02 am
This, for me, is definitely my favorite. I even had to use my Storm to get a picture of it.
( http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/bb112/deke09/IMG00059-20091003-1651.jpg )
I love the tire marks over the logo.
Anyway, maybe Traffic.com will help me navigate through all the traffic I deal with exiting hockey games... :)
middbrew Nov 1, 2009 at 10:02 am
1) What if the hokey pokey really IS what it's all about?
2) The shortest sentences is "I am"
The longest is "I do"
3) Where are we going, and why are we in this handbasket?
cadshot Nov 1, 2009 at 10:15 am
Unless you're a hemorrhoid, get off my ass!
domisita Nov 1, 2009 at 10:18 am
if you can read this
it means that you are to close! BACK OFF!
mpramse Nov 1, 2009 at 10:18 am
This would be so nice because I have to drive about an hour every day to work, would be able to find out if its jammed on the highways or back roads. Good Luck All.
ibmman69 Nov 1, 2009 at 10:22 am
"Don't steal. The government doesn't like competition"
Come on pic me. Ive never one anything.
Funniest bumper sticker I have seen:
Turn signals optional
thanks for the chance to win
Mathrin Nov 1, 2009 at 10:45 am
My other ride has a trackball.
jpalmrose Nov 1, 2009 at 11:18 am
My apologies for any repeats. I haven't read all 1,200+ posts:
1. My Boxer (dog silhouette) is smarter than your honor student.
2. Visualize whirled peas.
3. Stop the violins.
abdala_24 Nov 1, 2009 at 10:53 am
1. I had a life... But my job ate it
2. Drugs lead nowhere, but it is the scenic route
3. The shortest sentence is "I am." The longest is "I do."
firecar Nov 1, 2009 at 10:58 am
What if you meet jesus and he sneezes what do you say?
durwood11 Nov 1, 2009 at 11:00 am
It was actually two stickers joined into one.
JonB74 Nov 1, 2009 at 11:05 am
Some people think I have A.D.D., but they just don't under...Hey look! a squirrel!
1.The difference between oBama & oSama is a little B.S
2.Jesus loves you. Everyone else thinks your an asshole
3.Drive carefully:90% of all people are caused by an accidents
4.Obama Bin Lyin..IMPEACH NOW!
5.Ive made smarter things than you by eating fiber
noto220 Nov 1, 2009 at 11:07 am
I want!
caribblue Nov 1, 2009 at 11:11 am
"My lawyer can beat up your lawyer!"
J-SOULJUH Nov 1, 2009 at 11:13 am
would love to have this
lazydanes Nov 1, 2009 at 11:23 am
I had a three way tie!
Women who seek to be equal with men, lack ambition.
I would rather hunt with Dick Cheney than drive with Ted Kennedy.
I'm a geek, so I like this one too ..
There's no place like 127.0.0.1
I need this please!
timpenz Nov 1, 2009 at 11:24 am
Bumpersticker read - My Blackberry storm beat up your honorroll Iphone student
Kitchen42#CB Nov 1, 2009 at 11:26 am
Feel my boobs!
*pink ribbon behind the words*
Jjwertz Nov 1, 2009 at 11:32 am
Special ppl r different but not necessarily r different ppl special
fyrmdc Nov 1, 2009 at 11:35 am
I saw this one in a college parking lot:
"Sorry I missed church; I've been busy practicing witchcraft and becoming a lesbian."
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klahlou Nov 1, 2009 at 11:43 am
Squirrels: Nature's speed bumps
buzzdar Nov 1, 2009 at 11:45 am
enter me please
Finstababee Nov 1, 2009 at 12:00 pm
Drink Coffee!!
Do stupid stuff faster!!
urbanricer11 Nov 1, 2009 at 12:05 pm
"My Country Invaded Iraq and All I Got Was This Expensive Gas"
"Stop Following Me So Close Before I Flick A Booger On Your Windshield"
davidjulian Nov 1, 2009 at 12:13 pm
1.you google myspace while i facebook your yahoo
somuchgreater Nov 1, 2009 at 12:16 pm
Be careful Blackberry Onboard
Pbajwabb Nov 1, 2009 at 12:25 pm
On an old vw bus:
0-60 in 12 minutes
Life is like a garden...dig it
I wish my wife was this dirty
My son had sex with your honor student at (insert school name)
travazz Nov 1, 2009 at 12:33 pm
I hope I win
Jpatterson350 Nov 1, 2009 at 12:40 pm
Please let me win.
mshipek Nov 1, 2009 at 12:50 pm
pick me
pbman71 Nov 1, 2009 at 1:14 pm
"if you get any closer to my a**, I hope you pull me hair too!" my mom has that one
Hockeychik99 Nov 1, 2009 at 1:27 pm
Bumper sticker - "I'm going Nucking Futs"
If you drink, don't park. Accidents cause people
rockys57 Nov 1, 2009 at 1:54 pm
Please let me have one!
el chubby Nov 1, 2009 at 2:01 pm
My Kid is an Honor Student & My President is an IDIOT!
TekDragon Nov 1, 2009 at 2:08 pm
My German shepherd is smarter than your honour roll student.
sonataelantra Nov 1, 2009 at 2:11 pm
I will love to have it
hamza.choudery Nov 1, 2009 at 2:12 pm
"The Ass Family" and there was a picture of a family. Under the dad it said "Wise", under the mom it said "Smart", under the oldest son was "Lazy", under the daughter was "Kiss", and under the youngest son was "Dumb". LMAO!!
My fav bumper sticker has been I B NEWF. Seriously. I live in Newfoundland, the car had Quebec plates. I laughed for 5 minutes. Totally unsure why, but it made my day !
Gopher1201 Nov 1, 2009 at 2:31 pm
1. Be nice to America or we will bring democracy to your country
2. The Ass family-wise, smart, lazy, kiss dumb
3. McDonald logo-with Marijuana over billion stoned
4. Fat people are hard to kidnap
5. This vehicle is protected by antitheft sticker
6. You looked better on MySpace
7. If you can't enjoy yourself, try to enjoy someone else
8. Don't worry what people think, they don't do it often
9. I am only speeding cause I really have to poop
10. My other ride is your mom
11. The only bush I trust is my own
12. Lost your cat try looking under my tires
So my GPS was robbed... will love to have this!
supernayan Nov 1, 2009 at 2:40 pm
If you can read this, I can hit my brakes and sue you.
8300addicta Nov 1, 2009 at 2:53 pm
If you honk twice i'll get horny lol
mrfreeze574 Nov 1, 2009 at 2:56 pm
"My BlackBerry is smarter then your honor roll student."
matt1219 Nov 1, 2009 at 2:57 pm
I love crackberry!
gomez72000 Nov 1, 2009 at 3:23 pm
i want to win this
shona67 Nov 1, 2009 at 3:55 pm
I need a direction.
UGarbageB Nov 1, 2009 at 4:01 pm
Your Kid May Be An Honor Student But You're Still An Idiot.
iaminfidel Nov 1, 2009 at 4:10 pm
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357 Mag for heavy days 22 Mag for light days
joker402#CB Nov 1, 2009 at 4:38 pm
no TOM TOM app?
O_Mariscal4#CB Nov 1, 2009 at 4:46 pm
This one has been my favorite for years:
"If you're going to ride my ass, at least pull my hair!"
I almost wrecked when I read it.
dsquared2 Nov 1, 2009 at 5:07 pm
*If money is the root of all evil, why do churches beg for it?
*Republicans for Voldemort
*PETA- People Eating Tasty Animals
alanksu Nov 1, 2009 at 5:13 pm
Saw this bumper sticker when i was a kid and have never forgot it!
-"Don't tailgate me or I'll flick a bugger on your windshield!"
cddegroot Nov 1, 2009 at 5:13 pm
I'm only speeding because I really have to poop
alanksu Nov 1, 2009 at 5:19 pm
-"How's my Driving? Call 1-800-BITE-ME"
cddegroot Nov 1, 2009 at 5:22 pm
My other car is a Pirate ship
aguiar0016 Nov 1, 2009 at 5:37 pm
gass/ grass or ass no one rides for free.
skin1981 Nov 1, 2009 at 5:56 pm
Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm
Irish Love Device Nov 1, 2009 at 6:20 pm
JESUS SAVES, he passes to Noah who shoots and SCORES!


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Travis Haney looks provides six teams that face challenging early season schedules. Ole Miss, for example, will play Texas, Alabama, Auburn, Texas A&M and LSU by the end of October.Blog | Conversation | April 09, 2013
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Mel Kiper ranks his top 25 prospects for the 2013 NFL draft. Sylvester Williams of North Carolina is a new addition this week, while no QBs are within the top 25.Story | Conversation | January 30, 2013
2013 NFL draft - Big Board still waiting on skill position player...Mel Kiper
Mel Kiper ranks his top 25 prospects for the 2013 NFL draft. The newest addition is Lane Johnson, offensive tackle for Oklahoma.Story | Conversation | January 23, 2013
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The Kremlin Begs To DifferIssue: Nov-Dec 2009
From the November/December issue of The National Interest.
TWENTY YEARS after the fall of the Berlin wall, Russia remains as Sir Winston Churchill described it: "a riddle, wrapped in a mystery, inside an enigma." Russia's complexity has contributed to an American debate in which policy preferences too often shape analysis rather than analysis driving policy. It's not a sound basis for decisions when key American interests and goals are at stake.


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The Matrix
The Matrix is a film first released in the USA on March 31, 1999, written and directed by the Wachowski brothers (Andy and Larry) and starring Keanu Reeves, Laurence Fishburne, Carrie-Anne Moss, and Hugo Weaving. The Matrix received Oscars for film editing, sound effects editing, visual effects and sound. The story is about a young hacker who learns about the true nature of his reality and gets involved with a band of rebels fighting against the computer masters of it.
The movie's unexpected success spawned its expansion into a series of three films The Matrix, The Matrix Reloaded, and The Matrix Revolutions), a computer game (Enter the Matrix), and a collection of nine animated shorts (the Animatrix). All of the ideas were written by the Wachowski brothers, although five of the nine animated shorts count among their authors other noted people. Also on the official site provides free comics, set in the world of The Matrix. Some of these comics are now available in printed form (on 120 pages), although the creators claim that free comics will be available on the site in the future.
Plot Summary
A computer software programmer named Thomas A. Anderson, who prefers his hacker name "Neo", is contacted by a group of humans who resist the Matrix. Morpheus, their leader, explains to Neo that the Matrix is a false reality and invites him to enter the "real world." There Neo discovers that the year is not 1999, but about 2199 and that humankind is fighting a war against intelligent machines. Morpheus has rescued Neo from the Matrix because he believes that Neo is "The One", who will destroy the Matrix and save humankind. It turns out that the world which Neo has inhabited since birth, the Matrix, is an illusory simulated reality construct of the world of 1999, developed by the machines to keep the human population docile whilst they are used as power plants to keep the computers running.
Morpheus believes that Neo is "The One", with the power to free humankind from its enslavement through complete mastery over the Matrix. Neo is initially skeptical, but learns how he can "bend the rules" of the Matrix. He also forms a close personal relationship with a female member of the group, Trinity. Inside the Matrix, the humans are pursued by a group of self-aware programs, called Agents, capable of punching through walls and dodging bullets, as well as having incredible martial arts skills. Their most powerful skill is their ability to "jump" between bodies, enabling them to take over any person who has not been disconnected from the Matrix.
When one member of the resistance (code named Cypher) betrays them, allowing Agents to capture Morpheus, Neo goes back into The Matrix with Trinity to save their leader. After Morpheus and Trinity exit the Matrix, Agent Smith, the most devious of the agents, destroys the phone booth from which the escape signal was being broadcasted. Subsequently, Neo engages in a final duel with the program, killing the agent's current body. He then flees as a new Agent Smith arrives, having just taken over a new person.
Upon reaching the second location of a hard line (a hijacked phoneline which carries the escape sequence necessary for exit from the Matrix), Neo is shot in the chest by Agent Smith. Neo slumps over, apparantly dead. However, in the real world, Trinity refuses to accept Neo's death, and whispers into his ear that she now believes what the prophecy has fortold. Neo, who is awakened by an unknown force, realizes the fabricated nature of the Matrix, and it is only then that he is able to transcend the world around him. Empowered by this newfound notion of disbelief, Neo effortlessly defeats Agent Smith, thereby "deleting" him from the Matrix. He returns to the real world and is greeted by Trinity and Morpheus.
Historical Background
The story makes numerous references to historical and literary myths, including Alice's Adventures in Wonderland, Judeo-Christian imagery and the novels of William Gibson, especially Neuromancer. Gibson popularized the concept of a world wide computer network with a virtual reality interface, which was named "the matrix" in his Sprawl Trilogy, a concept which was also used with the same name in the British sci-fi series Doctor Who. The concept of artificial intelligence overthrowing or enslaving mankind had previously been touched on by hundreds of science fiction stories, cinematically most notably in James Cameron's 1984 film, The Terminator.
Students of Gnosticism will notice many of its themes touched upon. Other motifs include the free will vs. fate debate and the nature of reality, perception, enlightenment, and existence. In many ways The Matrix is about a kind of reality enforcement. There are also vague references to Buddhism and Daoism, with concepts of Enlightenment/Nirvana and rebirth.
The Matrix has many cinematic influences, ranging from explicit homage to stylistic nuances. Its action scenes, with a physics-defying style also drawn directly from martial arts films, are notable. They integrate Hong Kong style kung fu hand-to-hand combat (under the skilled guidance of Yuen Wo Ping) and wire work, the hyper-active gun fights of directors such as John Woo and Ringo Lam, and classic American action movie tropes, including a rooftop chase.
Additionally, there are notable influences from Japanese animation (anime). Both a scene almost at the end of the movie, where Neo's breathing seems to buckle the fabric of reality in a corridor he is standing in, as well as the "psychic children" scene in the Oracle's waiting room are evocative of similar scenes from the 1980s anime classic Akira. The title sequence, the rooftop chase scene where an agent breaks a concrete tile on the roof when landing after a jump, the scene late in the movie where a character hides behind a column while pieces of it are blown away by bullets, and a chase scene in a fruit market where shots hit watermelons, are practically identical to shots in another anime science fiction classic, Ghost in the Shell.
There have been several books and websites written about the philosophy of The Matrix.
It should be noted that the reason given in the movie for computers enslaving humans is implausible from a thermodynamic point of view. The chemical energy required to keep a human being alive is vastly greater than the bio-electric energy that could be harvested. It would be vastly more effective to burn the organic matter and power a conventional electrical generator. (Physics-savvy fans have speculated that the machines were actually using the humans' brains as components in a massively parallel neural network computer, and that the characters were simply mistaken about the purpose. In fact, this was very close to the original explanation. Because they felt that non-technical viewers would have trouble understanding it, the writers abandoned it in favor of the "human power source" explanation.)
Trivia buffs should also be interested to learn that Carrie-Anne Moss also appeared in a short-lived science fiction television series called Matrix in 1993.
novel is an invented story about a series of connected events in the lives of a group of people. Writers of novels are often referred to as novelists.
A possible definition of "novel" – one of the three main kinds of literature ( poetry, drama and novel ) and is the hardest to define. It is often defined as a fiction in prose of a certain extent with characters, incidents and perhaps a plot.
It is a relatively recent genre, dating from mainly the early 18th century. The novel is linked with realism. It claims to represent life as it appears to be. In this respect, the novel was meant to reach a large public and at the beginning it was considered as a "lower form of literature" ( poetry was considered as a far more prestigious type ).
What sets it apart from a short story is that it is longer, more complex, and deals with more than one issue in the lives of its characters. What sets it apart from a play is that it is not confined by the restrictions of the stage, human actors and the audience. What sets it apart from poetry is that it is written in prose form.
The Tale of Genji, by Murasaki Shikibu (a Japanese noblewoman), was written in the early 11th century and is usually considered to be the world's first novel, though many Greek and Latin narratives may also fit that description, including The Golden Ass by Apuleius, a 2nd century Latin author from North Africa.
Miguel Cervantes is credited with writing the first Western novel, Don Quixote, the first part of which was published in 1605. In it we find the characteristics that even today make up a novel.
The first English language novelist was Daniel Defoe who wrote Robinson Crusoe in 1719.


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If you had asked neurosurgeon Eben Alexander what he thought of near-death experiences, he would not have counted himself among believers. Then he had one for himself. He describes his change of mind in Newsweek. [Read More]
Atheists are a fragmented alliance
The nation's atheists would like to remove God from government but "don't have a prayer," says Dana Milbank in the Washington Post, "because the very notion of uniting nonbelievers behind a common cause is pretty much an oxymoron." [Read More]
Abolish laws against 'hate speech'
If we're going to advocate freedom of expression we have to abolish all hate-speech laws, says William Saletan in Slate. It's a double standard for some countries to protect speech that insults the Prophet Mohammed while outlawing racist and anti-Semitic speech, he says. [Read More]
Fear of death is not the price for views
On his blog, Sam Harris indulges in a critique of Mormonism to make a point about religion and free speech. As much as he might criticize the faith, Harris says, he doesn't have to worry about being murdered for speaking ill of or even mocking the faith. [Read More]
Video was not the spark for violence
A YouTube video is not the sole spark for riots, protests and violence in the Middle East, says Robert Wright in The Atlantic. Other factors may actually be more important, like drone strikes and the Israeli Palestinian issue, Wright says. [Read More]
Romney's oaths provoke questions
In Business Insider, Richard Packham says that secret covenants Mitt Romney has made inside Mormon temples are fair game for discussion. Romney should show that his religious oaths won't conflict with the oath of office, Packham says. [Read More]
Muslims victims of old, ugly smears
American Muslims are the victims of three smears that were once used on Jews and Catholics, says Doug Saunders in Informed Comment. The myths are that Muslims are extremists, that they won't integrate and that they're taking over, he says. [Read More]
State and church aren't so separate
Stephen Mansfield in The Huffington Post discusses the slowdown of campaigning in the summer and the major role religion will play in the upcoming November presidential election. He lists eight reasons why religion will work its way into the election. [Read More]
Obama uses faith for political gain
"It is one thing to talk about "fairness" when it comes to allowing gays and lesbians to marry; it is quite another to claim biblical authority for such relationships," says Cal Thomas in TownHall, and Obama is twisting Biblical messages for political gain. [Read More]
Osteen preaches a gospel of narcissism
Joel Osteen's faith message has narcissistic leanings, says Chris Lehmann in Salon. Contrary to what Osteen preaches, God doesn't have your personal happiness "on his exhaustive to-do list," and faith is bigger than personal gains in one's affairs, social conquests and paychecks, he says. [Read More]
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A group of retirees from a Kokomo company that has produced metal alloys that were used in the Statue of Liberty and engines for the Apollo space missions is working to set the record straight about the firm's products.
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The group produced a 21-page history of Haynes for the company's 100th birthday celebration last year and they hope they can soon write a book about the company.
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Only 10% of B2C companies have organized their social media activities to yield ROI through significant improvement across different aspects of their business according to 3Q2013 by TCS.
For these B2C firms, social media is a game-changer requiring organizational and cultural transformation to maximize their investment.
Top 7 social media success factors based on global research
Based on the global research of TCS across North America, Europe, Latin America and Asia Pacific, the 7 elements of social media success are:
1. Are transparent as an organization.
The social media leaders have a policy of corporate transparency among employees and customers. For this to succeed, it's critical to have social media guidelines.
Further, the social media leaders tend to value and share customer input across functions.
2. Use a variety of social media platforms.
Social media leaders employ a diverse set of social media tools. Specifically:
- 81% have corporate blogs.
- 77% have mobile apps for consumers who use social media.
- 61% have online video channels.
Facebook is the hands down, must have social media network, used by 88% of companies. (Want to diversify your social media offering? Here are 50 states of social media.)
3. Invest in social media.
Social media isn't a free strategy. Social media requires investment to yield measurable results, even if it's in the form of employee time. Social media spending includes staff, technology, marketing agency fees, consulting services and other costs.
In 2013, this average social media spend per respondent will be $18.8 million and the median social media spend per respondent will be $2.7 million.
By contrast, social media leaders will spend an average of $28 million with a median of $7 million.
There's a big difference in the amount companies spend on social media.
- 37% of respondents' companies will spend less than $1 million this year on social media.
- 8% of respondents' companies will spend would spend at least $50 million.
B2C companies spend less than a quarter of their big data budget on social media.
4. Have internal social media team that works across functions.
Almost half of respondents centralized the social media function at the corporate level.
Social media leaders have small core social media team focused on social media strategy, best practices and metrics that they leverage across the organization. Social media staff matters! The average number of full-time social media employees was 56 and the median number of full-time social media employees was 19. One third of companies have 10 or less full-time social media employees and 17% have over 100 full-time social media employees.
4 or more functions work together on social media for over a quarter of respondents.
5. Involve employees from different functions in social media.
For an effective social media strategy, diverse input is required. At a minimum, the 3 front line functions, namely, marketing, customer service and sales, must be focused on what's being said on social media.
BUT, other departments should be involved in social media to gather useful input, namely R&D and product management.
- 27% of R&D/product development regularly view social media input.
- 37% of product management regularly view social media input.
6. Control social media outside of marketing.
Marketing controls social media in over a third of companies, while 10% of companies have a special social media officer who is outside of marketing.
About half of B2C companies plan to restructure their social media function in 2014.
For leaders, social media is controlled by a variety of different functions.
7. Measure social media ROI.
56% of respondents measure the return on social media investment. Location matters since companies in Asia-Pacific and Latin America were more likely to have a positive social media ROI than those in North America and Europe. (BTW–Here's the secret to making social media measurable.)
- 38% of B2C firms receive a positive social media ROI
- 18% of B2C firms receive a negative social media ROI
- 44% of B2C firms don't measure social media ROI.
Leaders have over 3X the rate of positive social media ROI over followers. Ability to track social media ROI is related to having concrete goals and metrics in place. When it comes to social media, most B2C firms focus on branding.
While closer examination shows that many of the 16 improvement attributes were brand related, social media improves sales and the related process as well as reducing a variety of costs.
For B2C businesses, social media drives bottom line ROI. To maximize your organization's return, use these 7 social media factors as a guide to transform your business.
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