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A Guide to Workplace Safety and Health in Washington State-Spanish (Una Guía de Seguridad y Salud del Lugar de Trabajo en el Estado de Washington) Also available in: English Pamphlet/booklet: Provides an overview of the Washington Industrial Safety and Health Act (WISHA), worker and employer rights and responsibilities, enforcement of WISHA rules, and consultation and education services L&I provides. Previously titled A Guide to WISHA |
Publication | F416-132-999 |
A Guide to Workplace Safety and Health in Washington State Also available in: Spanish Pamphlet/booklet: Provides an overview of the Washington Industrial Safety and Health Act (WISHA), worker and employer rights and responsibilities, enforcement of WISHA rules, and consultation and education services L&I provides. Previously titled A Guide to WISHA |
Publication | F416-132-000 |
Chapter 296-24 WAC - General Safety and Health The rules in this chapter are designed to protect the safety and health of employees by creating a healthy work environment by establishing requirements to control safety hazards in the workplace. |
Manual | F414-040-000 |
Chapter 296-45 WAC - Safety Standards for Electrical Workers Safety Standards for Electrical Workers, 296-45 WAC, consist of the requirements for safeguarding employees against electrical hazards in their workplace; requirements for electric equipment and wiring in locations classified as hazardous. |
Manual | F414-032-000 |
Chapter 296-56 WAC - Safety Standards - Longshore, Stevedore and Waterfront Related Operations The rules included in this chapter apply to any and all waterfront operations for longshore, stevedore and waterfront related operations, cargo handling, and related terminal operations and equipment under the jurisdiction of the Department of Labor and Industries. |
Manual | F414-034-000 |
Chapter 296-807 WAC - Portable Power Tools Portable power tools applies to hand-held power tools; circular saws, belt sanding machines, compressed air powered tools, powder actuated fastening systems designed to use the expanding gases from a powder load to propel a stud, pin, fastener, or other object into hard structural material, consumer and commercial power lawnmowers, portable hand- or power-operated hydraulic, mechanical ratchet and mechanical screw jacks. |
Manual | F414-089-000 |
Chapter 296-842 WAC - Safety Standards - Respirators An apparatus worn over the mouth and nose or the entire face to prevent the inhalation of dust, smoke, or other noxious substances. Respirator is a type of personal protective equipment designed to protect the wearer from airborne contaminants, oxygen deficiency, or both. |
Manual | F414-119-000 |
Chapter 296-901 WAC - Global Harmonized System for Hazard Communication Chapter 296-901 WAC, GHS is the Globally Harmonized System of Classification and Labeling of Chemicals. The GHS is a system for standardizing and harmonizing the classification and labeling of chemicals. |
Manual | F414-155-000 |
Commercial Diving Operations, Chapter 296-37 WAC This manual contains basic safety and health rules that affect all employers and should cover almost all commercial diving operations. This manual also covers search and rescue and other public safety diving operations. |
Manual | F414-039-000 |
Demounting and Mounting Procedures for Tube-type Truck and Bus Tires Poster for tire and rim servicing. To be displayed with F417-237-000-A Demounting and Mounting Procedures for Tubeless Truck and Bus Tires and F417-237-000-C Multi-piece Rim Matching Chart. This poster must be printed at least 2'x3' in size. |
Poster | F417-237-000-B |
Demounting and Mounting Procedures for Tubeless Truck and Bus Tires Poster for tire and rim servicing. To be displayed with F417-237-000-B Demounting and Mounting Procedures for Tube-type Truck and Bus Tires and F417-237-000-C Multi-piece Rim Matching Chart. This poster must be printed at least 2'x3' in size. |
Poster | F417-237-000-A |
Electrical Laws and Rules Manual: Contains the text of Chapter 19.28 RCW (effective through 06/05/2006), laws pertaining to electricians and electrical installations, and Chapter 296-46B WAC (effective through 04/30/2006), rules pertaining to electrical safety standards, administration and iinstallation. |
Manual | F500-039-000 |
Employing teens under 18 in food service? - L&I's fact sheet of permitted and prohibited work activities for youth ages 14 to 17 in food service Fact sheet: Explains permitted and prohibited work activities for youth ages 14 to 17 in food service. Includes rules for driving, student-learner exemptions and work hours. |
Publication | F700-167-000 |
Fall Protection Work Plan Requirements This booklet defines the work plan requirements you must meet for fall protection. |
Form, Publication | F417-107-000 |
Farm Labor Contracting Rules Covers Farm Labor Contracting Rules for licensing and revocation, violations and legal procedures, and penalties. |
Publication | F700-061-000 |
Hearing Aid Repair Authorization Fax Request Hearing Aid Repair Authorization Requests. If you need to purchase or replace a hearing aid, fax all of the information required by Medical Aid Rules and Fee Schedule (MARFS) including the Hearing Services Worker Information (F245-049-000) to 360-902-6252. |
Form | F245-384-000 |
Multi-piece Rim Matching Chart Poster for tire and rim servicing. To be displayed with F417-237-000-A Demounting and Mounting Procedures for Tubeless Truck and Bus Tires and F417-237-000-B Demounting and Mounting Procedures for Tube-type Truck and Bus Tires. This poster must be printed at least 2'x3' in size. |
Poster | F417-237-000-C |
Payment of Wages - RCW 49.48.010 and 49.52.050 This is a copy of the law that pretains to the payment of wages to an employee when they stop working for an employer. The wages due to the employee for the pay period worked prior to leaving. |
Form | F700-064-000 |
Plain Talk Summary of Prevailing Wage Laws: Understand Your Responsibilities and Rights When Performing Public Work - Spanish (Resumen de las Leyes de Salario Prevaleciente en Lenguaje Sencillo Entienda sus Responsabilidades y Derechos al Hacer Trabajos Públicos) 8.5" X 11" sheets: Provides a summary of prevailing wage laws and rules in Spanish. This publication is only available in Spanish. For similar information in English, read the Washington State Prevailing Wage Law booklet. |
Publication | F700-152-999 |
Safety Standards for Administrative Rules WAC 296-900 Administrative Rules and the DOSH Administrative Manual affords employers the right to administrative and judicial review of alleged violations, initial penalties and abatement periods. |
Manual | F414-136-000 |
Safety Standards for Construction Work WAC 296-155 Construction work shall mean and include all or any part of excavation, construction, erection, alteration, repair, demolition, and dismantling, of buildings and other structures. |
Manual | F414-033-000 |
Safety Standards for Core Rules WAC 296-800 The Core rules contains basic safety and health rules that affect all employers and should cover almost everything small, nonmanufacturing employers need for a safe and healthful workplace. |
Manual | F414-059-000 |
Safety Standards for Fire Fighters WAC 296-305 The rules of this chapter shall apply with respect to any and all activities, operations and equipment of employers and employees involved in providing fire protection services, fire fighters and their work places, including the fire combat scene. Firefighters are rescuers extensively trained in firefighting, primarily to extinguish hazardous fires that threaten property and civilian or natural populations and to rescue people from dangerous situations, like collapsed or burning buildings. |
Manual | F414-036-000 |
Safety Standards for Forklifts and Other Powered Industrial Trucks WAC 296-863 This chapter applies to powered industrial trucks, electric motors or internal combustion engines, fork trucks, forklifts, tractors, platform lift trucks, motorized hand trucks and other specialized industrial trucks. |
Manual | F414-126-000 |
Safety Standards for Laundry Machinery and Operations WAC 296-303 Laundry Machinery and Operations applies to moving parts of equipment used in laundries and to conditions peculiar to this industry, with special reference to the point of operation of laundry machines in an establishment wherein the washing, ironing, or other finishing of clothes, or any other textiles is done. |
Manual | F414-012-000 |
Safety Standards for Process Safety Management of Highly Hazardous Chemicals The purpose this of section, Chapter 296-67 WAC, Process safety management of highly hazardous chemicals, contains requirements for preventing or minimizing the consequences of catastrophic releases of toxic, reactive, flammable, or explosive chemicals. These releases may result in toxic, fire, or explosion hazards. |
Manual | F414-090-000 |
Safety Standards for Shipbuilding, Ship Repairing and Shipbreaking Chapter 296-304 WAC Safety Standards for Shipbuilding, Ship Repairing and Shipbreaking Chapter 296-304 WAC |
Manual | F414-025-000 |
Safety Standards Lockout/Tagout WAC 296-803 Lockout/Tagout applies to the service and maintenance of machines and equipment, including piping systems, if employees could be injured by the unexpected energization or start up of the machine or equipment or release of stored energy. Energy sources include mechanical, hydraulic, pneumatic, chemical, thermal, or other energy, including gravity. Machines and equipment include those that produce high intensity electromagnetic fields. |
Manual | F414-124-000 |
Sawmillis & Woodworking Operations WAC 296-78 The Department of Labor and Industries has rewritten and reorganized for clarity and ease of use, Chapter 296-78 WAC, Sawmills and Woodworking Operations. |
Manual | F414-010-000 |
Scaffolds WAC 296-874 Scaffolds, Chapter 296-874 WAC, applies to suspended and supported scaffolds, including their supporting structure and anchorage points. A scaffold is a temporary elevated platform, including its supporting structure and anchorage points, used for supporting employees or materials. A suspended scaffold is one or more platforms suspended from an overhead structure by ropes or other non-rigid means. |
Manual | F414-128-000 |
Sports Teams and Youth Workers Fact sheet: Explains the requirements for sports organizations that engage young people as volunteers or employees to referee, assist or work for the organizations. The focus is workers' compensation coverage and minor work rules. |
Publication | F700-130-000 |
Teens at Work: Facts for Employers, Parents and Teens Also available in: Spanish Pamphlet/booklet: Answers questions employers, parents and teens may have about employing teen workers (ages 14-17). Explains non-agriculture work rules, including the necessary permits, hours and work conditions. Provides links to other resources. |
Publication | F700-022-000 |
The DOSH Consultation Manual The DOSH Consultation Manual provides guidance regarding some of the internal operations of L&I and the Division of Occupational Safety and Health (DOSH). The contents of the manuals are not enforceable by any person or entity against the Department of Labor and Industries or the State of Washington. |
Manual | F414-151-000 |
Tractor Safety: Rollover Protection and Seatbelts Also available in: Spanish Pamphlet: Summarizes the safety rules for rollover protective structures (ROPS) and seatbelts on tractors. Also lists exemptions and provides other information about safe operation of tractors. |
Publication | F417-234-000 |
Variance Application - For exceptions from specific rules governing employment of minors. Employer uses this application for requesting a variance to employment regulations for minors. |
Form | F700-076-000 |
Washington State Prevailing Wage Law Booklet: Contains the prevailing wage laws (RCWs) and rules (WACs) as well as plain language descriptions and contact information. |
Publication | F700-032-000 |
WISHA Occupational Exposure to Bloodborne Pathogens - Chapter 296-823 WAC Pathogenic microorganisms that are present in human blood and can cause disease in humans. |
Manual | F414-073-000 |
Workers' Compensation Insurance Manual This manual covers Chapter 296-17 and 296-17A WAC. Topics covered are employer reporting requirements for workers' compensation; employer classification for workers' compensation; and rates and experience rating rules for workers' compensation. |
Manual | F213-178-000 |
A Safe and Healthy Workplace Begins with You
Pamphlet: Provides an overview of employers' responsibilities for workplace safety and health in Washington State. Covers free L&I services, including workplace consultations, online training and prevention resources and required posters. Intended for new businesses or businesses hiring employees for the first time. |
Publication | F417-210-000 |
Board of Boiler Rules Extension of Inspection Frequency Request Form
Board of Boiler Rules Extension of Inspection Frequency Request Form |
Form | F620-055-000 |
Board of Boiler Rules Interpretation and Revision Request Form
Used to submit written requests for interpretations and revisions to the definitions, rules and regulations found in WAC 296-104. These must be submitted 45 days prior to the Board of Boiler Rules Meeting date. To use this form, left click on the link and select SAVE TARGET AS and save to your desktop. Open in WORD, complete form, select PRINT, SEND TO, MAIL or DELIVERY DOCUMENT ONLY in care of Chief, Boiler Inspector. |
Form | F620-017-000 |
Board of Boiler Rules Washington State Specials Request Form
Board of Boiler Rules Washington State Specials Request Form |
Form | F620-057-000 |
Chapter 19.28 RCW - Electricians and Electrical Installations
Simplified version of the Chapter 19.28 RCW - Electricians and Electrical Installations Rules |
Manual | F500-039-111 |
Chief Inspector Clarification and Interpretation Request Form
Chief Inspector Clarification and Interpretation Request Form |
Form | F620-056-000 |
Congratulations! You've been approved to hire minors
Card: Reminds employers of special work rules for employees under age 18. Lists key points and provides a Web address for where to find more detailed information. Sent to all employers who obtain a minor work permit endorsement on the master business license. |
Publication | F700-136-000 |
Fall Protection Basics for Construction Activities
Booklet: Provides an overview of revised fall protection rules and requirements for construction activities effective April 1, 2013. |
Publication | F414-154-000 |
Forklift Safety Guide
Book: Provides general information on kinds of forklifts, principles of physics that apply to forklifts, training requirements for forklift operators, basic operator safety rules, dangers of carbon monoxide, and safety while servicing a forklift. |
Publication | F417-031-000 |
Hotline Tips for Medical Services Providers
Fact sheet: Provides tips to help medical service providers quickly obtain answers to claims and billing questions. Introduces L&I's Provider Hotline, Interactive Voice Response Message System and online Claim & Account Center. |
Publication | F248-040-000 |
Operating Boilers Safely
Fact sheet: Explains what you need to know to keep your boilers and pressure vessels operating safety. Provides an overview of inspection requirements, frequency and fees. |
Publication | F620-025-000 |
Personal Protective Equipment (PPE) Guide
Book: This guide helps employers comply with the WISHA Personal Protective Equipment rules. It covers general personal protective equipment and PPE requirements used to protect the head, eyes and face, hand and arm, foot and leg, and body (torso) in most work environments. |
Publication | F417-207-000 |
Teens at Work: Facts for Employers, Parents and Teens /Adolescentes en el trabajo (Spanish)
Also available in: English Pamphlet/booklet: Answers questions employers, parents and teens may have about employing teen workers (ages 14-17). Explains non-agriculture work rules, including the necessary permits, hours and work conditions. Provides links to other resources. |
Publication | F700-022-999 |
The Best Accident Insurance - To observe all safety regulations
Picture of a guy with Saftey Policy and Rules in his hand. Get poster printing tips. |
Poster | FSP0-915-000 |
Tractor Safety: Rollover Protection and Seatbelts (Seguridad con los tractores: Proteccin contra vuelcos ylos cinturones de seguridad)
Also available in: English Pamphlet: Summarizes the safety rules for rollover protective structures (ROPS) and seatbelts on tractors. Also lists exemptions and provides other information about safe operation of tractors. |
Publication | F417-234-999 |
Using Apprentices on Public Works and Other Projects
Pamphlet: Provides a quick overview of the rules for using apprentices on public works projects, including apprentice utilization. Also describes the benefits of apprenticeship and where to get more information. |
Publication | F100-529-000 |
Workplace Safety and Health Rules and Guides
CD: Contains workplace safety and health rules for Washington State and links to policies and related laws. Also contains guides covering accident prevention programs (APP) and personal protective equipment (PPE). Note: Order CD or view rules online. |
Young Workers in Agriculture/Trabajadores jóvenes en la agricultura (English/Spanish)
Pamphlet/booklet: Answers many questions employers and minor workers have about employing minors. Covers agriculture work rules, including the necessary permits, hours and work conditions for workers 12-17 years of age. |
Publication | F700-096-909 |
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Thirlestane Castle Trust will be open in 2014 on a limited basis following completion of renovation works. Please check the castle website www.thirlestanecastle.co.uk for further details and updates regarding opening times.
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Bill Engvall
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William Ray "Bill" Engvall, Jr. (born July 27, 1957) is an American comedian, and a member of the Blue Collar Comedy Tour.
- 1 Quotes
- 1.1 Here's Your Sign (1996)
- 1.2 Dorkfish (1998)
- 1.3 Now That's Awesome (2000)
- 1.4 Cheap Drunk: An Autobiography (2002)
- 1.5 Here's Your Sign Reloaded (2003)
- 1.6 A Decade of Laughs (2004)
- 1.7 15° Off Cool (2007)
- 1.8 Blue Collar Comedy Tour
- 1.9 Here's Your Sign Live! (2004)
- 1.10 Aged and Confused (2009)
- 1.11 Multiple
- 1.12 Here's Your Sign
- 2 External links
Here's Your Sign (1996)[edit]
- My girl in high school had a 12 foot boa constrictor, she named it Fluffy. That's just sick in my book. Well, we go over to her house, I don't know about the snake, and she says, "Hang on while I get into something more comfortable, okay?" and I'm like, "All right! i'll be waitin right here! well maybe here, oh hell you'll see me" A few minutes later, she comes out wearing that snake around her neck, I'm backin' away, saying, "No thanks, I can drive." She says to me, "No, wait, Bill. Fluffy can wrap around us while we make love." I said, "No, he can't. 'Cause I'll kill him. Okay?"
- [playing golf with his friends]
- So finally, on about the fifteenth tee, I hit the drive of my life. And any of you people who play golf, you know the drive I'm talking about. The minute you hit it, you just drop your club. You hang on to the beer, let's don't get stupid. And I watch this ball just go and go and . . . kind of hit this guy in the head. And I felt bad, but he overreacted, I thought. I mean, it wasn't like a square hit; it just kind of glanced off his head. But he goes whippin' his car off the freeway, like "here we go!" Mr. Attitude! So now, he's barreling down the fairway screaming at the top of his lungs, like "what are you, some kind of cruddy golfer?" I'm like, "hey, I hit you, didn't I? You were traveling sixty-five miles an hour. That's a pretty good shot in my book."
- [about "TV golfers" who try to help other people out]
- He knows all the golf lingo. You know? You hit your ball, he's like "there's a golf shot. That's a golf shot." Well of course it's a golf shot; I just hit a golf ball. You don't see Gretzky skating around going "there's a hockey shot, that's a hockey shot."
Dorkfish (1998)[edit]
- I might have tried bungee jumping, until I saw that video of that guy whose cord came untied. He didn't know it 'till he hit the ground. Oh, he flew off that tower, hollering at his buddies. "Whoo, check me out, dudes! Oh, that ground is coming up..." WHAM! And what do you say, if you're the operator of that ride, to the next guy in line? "All right dude, you're up."
Now That's Awesome (2000)[edit]
- [about an incident in a coffee shop]
- I go "I just want a cup of black coffee." She goes "Do you want to try a biscotti? They're from Italy and they're considered a delicacy." Have you ever eaten one of these things? It tastes like a burned cookie. Where I'm from, that's considered a mistake.
- [during a bit about dogs]
- That's why they're man's best friend. 'Cause guys want buddies that are dumber than they are. So do women, but they've already got men.
- [about how people in the 90's used "awesome" wrongly]
- Webster's dictionary defines awesome as "anything that leaves you in awe and wonder." Like winning the lottery ... twice. That would be awesome. Getting a phone call from the IRS saying you've been audited and they owe you $50,000. That would be awesome. Ladies, you wake up tomorrow and the newspaper reads "Scientists have discovered a way for men to experience childbirth." That would be awesome. Getting invited to the Playboy Mansion ... on trampoline night. That would be awesome. And I started thinking what would be awesome for Bill Engvall? What would leave me in awe and wonder? And it would have to be if I left this stage tonight and went back to my hotel room. And Shania Twain met me at my door, wearing nothing but a fur coat, holding a note from my wife that said "have a good time." THAT would be AWESOME! It ain't gonna happen; but that would be awesome.
- [watching a baseball game in Los Angeles]
- This guy from L.A. sits down next to me, and he says "you like baseball?" I said, "Oh, man, I love baseball." So he goes "Did you know that if Jesus had played ball, he'd have been the greatest ball player ever?" Like I'm gonna argue with that logic. So I sat there for a second, and then I said "did you know that if Babe Ruth had been the Messiah, the Catholics would have beer and hot dogs at Communion?" He left.
- There's a group in California that wants to make suicide a capital offense punishable by death. That's like punishing someone for being on a hunger strike by sending them to bed with no supper.
Cheap Drunk: An Autobiography (2002)[edit]
- My wife and I had an argument last week that was so stupid, that it bears repeating. My wife collects twist ties...welcome to my world.
- I've come up with the three things you never want to hear at your kid's parent/teacher conference. Number one: "You're only responsible for the first $10,000 worth of damage." Number two: "We have medication for this." And number three: "It was more than an ounce and he was less than a hundred yards from the school."
- [while snow-skiing with his family]
- I hit two trees and fell down a ditch. And that was just walking from the lodge.
- [about his son Travis]
- [He] can procrastinate more than any kid I've ever met in my life. When I tell my son to go take a shower, it can easily be forty-five minutes before I hear the water start running. Do you got one like this? He gets up in his bathroom, 'cause he has go to the bathroom again. And I don't even think he has to go; I think he just enjoys the comfort of that seat. It's like his La-Z-Boy rocker. He's got books in front of it, and LEGOs. And one night, I told him to go take a shower, and I didn't hear the water run for about an hour, and I said "that is it!" And I went upstairs and I walked in his room, and I heard this "boom, boom, boom." And I looked around the corner of the bathroom, he is standing butt naked in front of the mirror going "shake your boom boom, shake your boom boom." And I let it go for about ten seconds, then went "SHAKE IT, BOY!" We don't nekkid dance anymore.
- [about magazines school children sell, which his wife buys without even looking at what she's buying]
- We get a magazine called Modern Ferret. It's a magazine about that hairy rat, I swear to God! And if you ever see it, pick it up. And on the inside cover, it's a woman and the man who publish this magazine wrote this inscription: "some day, we hope to make money doing what we love, playing with our ferret." Correct me if I'm wrong, but didn't Pee-Wee Herman lose a lot of money playing with his ferret?
Here's Your Sign Reloaded (2003)[edit]
- [after drunkenly getting his ear pierced]
- I go "it wasn't my fault, it was Captain Morgan!" And [my wife] goes "Oh, like when Jose Cuervo made you ride the floor buffer?", and I said "Exactly!"
- [about how men are "basic", while women are detail-oriented]
- I was at the gym the other day working out with my buddy. My buddy Joey. And he goes "hey, man, I'm getting a divorce." I said "Wow, that sucks. Can you spot me?" That was our whole conversation! So then I go home to my wife, and I say "Hey, Joey is getting a divorce." She goes "Oh, my God! What happened?" "I dunno." "What do you mean you don't know? Is she cheating on him, is he cheating on her?" "Again, I'm not holding anything back here, I don't know!" She goes "Bill, someone tells you they're getting a divorce and you don't ask any questions?" And I go "Well, that's because he didn't ask me a question! He didn't say 'hey Bill, what do you think about me getting a divorce?', he said, 'I'm getting a divorce', which said to me, 'I require no further input on your part.'" If he had said 'What do you think about me getting a divorce?', I'd have said, 'Well, you're gonna be dating again, so you should work on your abs'.
A Decade of Laughs (2004)[edit]
15° Off Cool (2007)[edit]
- Welcome to my garage! This is where I go to get away from the honey-do list.
- (Talking about what he wants at his funeral)
- "And don't put a rose in my hand. Put a slim-jim in it. Send me to heaven with a slim-jim!"
- (mimicking a big fish talking to a little fish)
- "Hey - Perch..."
- (points at his eyes, then at the imaginary perch's)
- "Look at me..."
- (thinks, concedes, then points at the sides of his head where a fish's eyes would be)
- "Look at me..." - oh, I've thought it all through - "if you ever see a worm... in the shape of a J... swim away. That's how we lost your Uncle Pike."
- Boobs are the center of power. Boobs can make a 6-month old baby and a 65 year old man both act the same way. And I'm a big fan. Oh, man, I love 'em! And I ain't picky neither. I hate guys that say "I don't like little boobs." I don't care! Big boobs, little boobs, saggy boobs, perky boobs...You could have boobs that look like nanners, I don't give a damn! They're the perfect toy! You squish them, mush them, POOF! They come right back out! You can't even break 'em! Oh god, they're amazing. Boobs can make a long trip seem short, make a bad day seem great. [Points to member of the audience] Bud, let's say you had a bad day at work. Boss been chewing you out all day long. That girl sitting next to you shows you her boobs, you're like, "This day was GREAT!"
- (mimicking a fish's gills wither side of his neck) "Hey..." (cracks) You paid to see it... "hey... Ever eaten a worm?" (2nd fish) "What? When did you eat a worm?" "Oh I was on the riverbank... catching my breath..." - thank you, those of you who got that...
- This year, I was cool for 2 seconds of my life. I got to fly with the Airforce Thunderbirds. They called me out of the blue, and said "How would you like to fly with us?" And I'm like "You got the right number?" "Yeah, Bill Engvall, you stand for what America stands for. Be an honor to have you fly with us." And I'm like "I'd be an honor to fly iwth 'ya." "Well, we gotta get you clearance from the Pentagon." I went "Well, I'm screwed."
- 15 Degrees Off Cool (2007)
Blue Collar Comedy Tour[edit]
Blue Collar Comedy Tour: The Movie (2003)[edit]
- She's online with her friends, and little boys are starting to call the house. Oh, my God, we had a kid call the house at two in the morning. Oh, I lost it. 'Cause first of all, I'm off in La-la land with Shania Twain in the mountains somewhere. I hear a phone ring and I'm like "Who's got a phone in the mountains??" So when I realize it's my phone, I'm already a little miffed, so I go, "Hello!" And this little voice says "Uh . . . is Emily there?" And I go, "Dude, if you have a brain in your skull, you will hang this phone up right now!" Click. Then my wife turns to me and goes, "Bill, you've got to be nice." And I go, "No, ma'am. "Nice" stops at midnight!"
- [after watching the food teasing scene in "9 1/2 Weeks"]
- I thought, "I'm gonna try that at my house!" Well apparently, bologna and string cheese is not a real big turn on to a blindfolded woman.
- Who applies for that job? Who says "I want to work in lost luggage"? You don't have a good day. That's like having a job emptying port-a-potties. You're just going to catch crap all day long.
- [his plan to prevent potential boyfriends from taking advantage of his daughter]
- I'm going to pull him in tight next to me so only he and I can hear the conversation. And I'm gonna say to him, "Boy, look at me. You see that little girl right there? She's my only little girl, man. She's my life. So if you have any . . . thoughts . . . about huggin', or . . . kissin', you remember these words: 'I've got no problem going back to prison.'"
- Because we've become so ecologically minded now, they have developed a product called "Rapidly Dissolving Toilet Paper." Just how "rapidly" are we talking? 'Cause I don't want to have to play "Beat the Clock" in the thicket.
Blue Collar Comedy Tour Rides Again (2004)[edit]
- Marital sex is kinda like ordering a Civil War chess set through the mail. You get one piece every four to six weeks, you don't know what kind of shape that piece is gonna be in when you get it, but you still gotta pay the handling charges.
Blue Collar Comedy Tour: One For the Road (2006)[edit]
- [about trampolines]
- I discovered two very important facts that day - Number one: The springs will pull the hair out of your legs, and Number two: the dog doesn't like to bounce.
- [on being condescended to by a flight attendant] Ma'am, when I got up this morning, I didn't wanna be a jackass...you just pushed my jackass button.
Here's Your Sign Live! (2004)[edit]
- [about his daughter Emily, who scored 1390 on her SATs]
- Now, I tell you that for two reasons. One, to brag. And two, to tell you she wants to retake the test. I go, "what are you, stupid?" I wish my SAT scores had four digits in it! That equal 13.
- My son is 12 now, and is really getting into girls. A lot. But the thing about twelve year old boys is that they don't possess what I like to call that . . . discretionary gene yet. We were walking home from the ballfield the other day and there was a woman walking towards us who was . . . gifted. I saw them, and I saw him see them. But she was too close for me to go, "Dude, shut up." She hadn't walked two feet behind us and he goes "God dang, did you see the SIZE of those things?" And all I could say was "Yeah, I did!"
- You could take Vicodin, step out of the house, onto a freeway, have a truck hit you, and you'd say "My Bad!".
- [after watching a spitting cobra spit at Steve Irwin]
- Y'all, I am screaming at my television set: THEY'RE SPITTING COBRAS, YOU MORON!!
Aged and Confused (2009)[edit]
- [about how he and his wife can't go out on a date, since they're married]
- (A) I'm not going to get to pick the restaurant. Because I'm going to go "where do you want to eat?", and she's going to go "I don't care." So I'll say, "okay, how about Italian?" "Hmmmm...." I'm not going to get to pick the movie, and there's a real good chance I'm not going to get lucky! That's not a date!
- [playing Pictionary with his wife and some friends]
- [My wife] goes "that's not a bicycle, Rembrandt!" And I go "well, it ain't a monkey wearing glasses, Helen Keller!"
- [taking a vacation with his family in Costa Rica]
- I go "what is it?" And she goes "we're going on a shark feeding frenzy!" Okay, wait... we're in a boat looking down in the water? "No, that's the best part! We're in the water with the sharks!" And I go "have you lost your mind???"
- We could walk into a Chinese restaurant right here in Chicago. And the waiter could have been born here, raised here, went to college here, he has never left the city limits. I'm the idiot that walks in that restaurant and goes [in exaggerated Chinese] "Uh, yes. I'll have fried rice. Egg roll..." And you can see him go "I am so going to spit in your food, I swear to God." And it drives my daughter crazy. 'Cause she goes "why do you do that? That is so insulting to them!"
- [having been recognized by a woman in a diner]
- She sits down across the table from me, and didn't say "Hi, hello, my name is...." She just said "this is what I'm going to tell my husband when he gets home from work today. I'm going to tell him that I had lunch with Jeff Foxworthy."
- I thought "RV" stood for "Recreational Vehicle." No! It stands for "Ruins Vacations."
- Blue Collar Comedy Tour: The Movie (2003)
- Now That's Awesome (2000)
Here's Your Sign[edit]
Engvall's trademark routine is "Here's Your Sign". He retells stories of people asking him stupid questions (that usually have a blatantly obvious answer), to which he gives a sarcastic response, similar to Mad Magazine's Snappy Comebacks, followed by "Here's your sign".
- His explanation for the "signs"
- I just hate stupid people. They should have to wear signs that say "I'm Stupid". That way you wouldn't rely on them, and you wouldn't ask them for nothing.
- Here's Your Sign (1996)
- Engvall is in the park flying a kite with his son.
- Passerby: Y'all flyin' a kite?
- Engvall: Nope, fishin' for birds! Here's your sign.
- Here's Your Sign Reloaded (2003)
- On the phone with his wife when the plane he was on stopped after hitting a deer.
- Engvall's wife: Oh my God! Were you on the ground?
- Engvall: Nope, Santa was making one last run. Here's your sign.
- Here's Your Sign: Live! (2004)
- Truck driver gets his truck stuck under an overpass, with Engvall watching.
- Cop: You get your truck stuck?
- Engvall: God bless that trucker, without missing a beat, he goes: "Nope, I was deliverin' that overpass and I ran outta gas." Here's your sign.
- Now That's Awesome (2000)
- Blue Collar Comedy Tour: The Movie (2003)
- Engvall pulls his car into a gas station after his tire goes flat.
- Attendant: Tire go flat?
- Engvall: Nope, I was drivin' along and the other three just swelled right up!
- Attendant: Well, the heat'll do that.
- Engvall: Here's your sign.
- Here's Your Sign (1996)
- Engvall and his wife are packing up their stuff to move, with a U-Haul sitting in their driveway.
- Friend: Y'all movin?
- Engvall: Nope, me and the wife just like to pack all our stuff up once or twice a week, see how many boxes it takes. Here's your sign.
- A Decade of Laughs (2004)
- Engvall and his buddy get of a boat with a big string of bass.
- On-looker: You catch all them fish?
- Engvall: Nope, talked 'em into givin' up. Here's your sign.
- Here's Your Sign Reloaded (2003)
- Engvall has an elk hung on the wall.
- Neighbor: Did you shoot that thing?
- Engvall: Nope. He ran through the wall and got stuck. Here's your sign.
- Blue Collar Comedy Tour: The Movie (2003)
- Here's Your Sign: Live! (2004)
- Engvall is in an office elevator going up.
- friend: Excuse me, are these the elevators that go up?
- Engvall: No, these are the ones that go side to side. The up ones are down the hall. (to audience) HE WALKED AWAY!
- Here's Your Sign: Live! (2004)
- in the lost luggage office in Buffalo
- Lost luggage employee: Can I help you?
- Engvall: Yes, you lost my luggage.
- Employee: [looking directly at Bill] Has your plane landed yet?
- Engvall: No, princess. I'm having an out of body experience. I'm just checkin' on it.
- Blue Collar Comedy Tour: The Movie (2003)
- Engvall's car breaks down on a highway, there's smoke pouring out of the hood, and a motorist stops to help him.
- Motorist: Did your car break down?
- Engvall: Nope, my car wanted a cigarette, so I pulled over. Here's your sign.
- Blue Collar Comedy Tour: The Movie (2003)
- In the store, Bill is buying some pants.
- Clerk: You gonna buy these?
- Engvall: Nope, gonna steal 'em. Just wanted you to see them before I walked out of the store. Here's your sign.
- Blue Collar Comedy Tour: The Movie (2003)
- Engvall and his wife have, for three days, had a cement truck in their yard to re-do their porch.
- Neighbor: You pouring concrete?
- Bill: No, we're making big margaritas. Here's your sign.
- Now That's Awesome (2000)
- A friend bought two cakes for his wife's birthday, with a "3" on one and an "8" on the other.
- Store clerk: Oh, do you have twins?
- Bill's friend: Yes, ma'am. My wife was in labor for five years.
- Here's Your Sign: Live! (2004)
- Jeff's, Larry's, and Ron's Heres Your Sign.
- Blue Collar Comedy Tour: The Movie (2003)
- Jeff Foxworthy is having his house repainted and he has a piano in the corner
- Painter: Is that y'all's piano?
- Jeff: No, that's our coffee table. It just has buck teeth. Here's your sign.
- Ron White's son is going on a direct flight from Austin, Texas to Houston, Texas and is talking to the flight attendant.
- Flight attendant: Is there going to be someone to pick him up when he gets off the plane?
- Ron: No, I'm going to pin a $20 bill to his collar and wish him the best of luck. Here's your sign.
- Blue Collar Comedy Tour: The Movie (2003)
- Larry's grandmother has died at age 104
- Larry: My grandmother just passed away, 104.
- Flower store clerk: Ooh, 104? How'd she die?
- Larry: How'd she die? She's 104! She wrecked her Harley up here at Bike Week. Here's your sign.
"Here's MY Sign..."[edit]
- As told in the final section of the Blue Collar Comedy Tour Christmas CD:
- Jeff Foxworthy: Tell 'em the one you did.
- Engvall: Aw, why'd you have to bring that up?
- Foxworthy: Come on, share that one with the group.
- Engvall: Alright. Well, nobody's immune from this, not even me.
- Foxworthy: Not even Brainiac here.
- Engvall: I'm in the car park at the mall, and there's this guy with a coat hanger inside his window... and I could not stop myself. I said, "You lock your keys in your car?"
- Driver: No, just washed it, gonna hang it up to dry (dumbass). Here's your sign.
- at the Engvalls' home
- Engvall's son, Travis: I'm going to play you a song from Harry Potter, Dad, on the piano.
- Engvall: Oh, the movie?
- Travis: No, the book. Here's your sign.
- When telling the joke on Here's Your Sign: Live! (2004), he stops his son before he says "sign".
- on holiday in Hawaii
- Engvall: Me and my wife were lying on the beach, and this girl walks by with a coconut bra on - literally, they just take a coconut, cut it in half, put strings on it and they wear it. Looks fine to me. But my wife made me laugh 'cause the girl walked right in front of us...
- Bill's wife: Oh My God... d'you think those are real?
- Engvall: Well, the way they're jiggling, probably...
- Bill's wife: The COCONUTS!!
- Engvall: Here's my Sign.
- Cheap Drunk: An Autobiography (2002)
- at the beach
- Engvall: My son and his friends were surfing when one of them just wiped out, big time. I was laughing so hard, and he came out of the water, slapping the side of his head, and I could not stop myself. I said, "You get water in your ear?"
- Travis' friend: Nope, my eyeball's stuck, trying to get it loose! Here's your-
- Engvall: [Stopping him] Ah-ah-ah!
- Engvall: Yesterday, my son was out in the yard playing with his friend, and he hit his friend. I walked up to him, and I said, "Hey..." (pantomimes hitting his son) "We don't hit". He looked at me like, "Here's your sign, Dad".
- Cheap Drunk: An Autobiography (2002)


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That is the worst bowl name I have ever heard. That'll look great on a trophy... we won the Gaylord Bowl!
That is the second worst bowl name I have ever heard.#7: San Diego County Credit Union Pointsetta Bowl: I guess this is different than a bank, but it's just weird. Also, the 2nd or 3rd most interesting bowl game in the entire schedule (Boise St. Vs. TCU)


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By: Diana Johnsen
They are jobs that help make a community go 'round.
From nurses to auto mechanics, each has a part in keeping a community alive.
"I like working on cars. I like hands-on activity. I like being hands-on, so you can learn more," said Auto-Body Collision student, Jonathan Ruden.
Soon though, jobs like these will see a shortage.
Recently, Georgetown University released a study saying over the next 6 years Iowa will need to fill over 500,000 jobs with over half of those jobs needing a high school diploma but not a four year degree, which is why local leaders are asking community colleges what they can do to help beat this issue.
"If we invest now in worker training and retraining we can get those jobs as the economy starts to come back in the state of Iowa," said Senator Majority Leader Mike Gronstal.
On Wednesday, Senator Gronstal and State Representative Chris Hall met with Western Iowa Tech Community College staff and local business owners to discuss and gather feedback on how to tackle the issue.
Gronstal said the discussion is not only to help prepare up and coming workers but to also improve the skills of existing workers.
"It's just getting the basic adult education skills that they have missed out on in high school because at that time in their life it probably wasn't important to them," Gronstal added.
Gronstal said he is working on a plan that he would like to discuss with the State Senate when it reconvenes in early January.


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Olympus Zuiko Digital ED 50-200mm f/2.8-3.5 SWD Review
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Sharpness at 100mm
For these tests, the Olympus M.ZUIKO Digital 40-150mm f/4-5.6 ED lens was attached to an Olympus E-P2 body, which in turn was mounted on a sturdy tripod. The self-timer was activated. The 100% crops represent about 1/300th of the total frame area.
The full frame at 100mm
Centre sharpness is good wide open and reaches excellent levels by f/5.6. Border sharpness is pretty uniform from f/4 through f/16, with only f/22 being distinctly soft.
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The slave ship Meermin set sail from Madagascar for South Africa in 1766, but the ship would never make it to Cape Town, the slaves mutinied and managed to overpower the Dutch crew, ordering the ship be sailed back to Madagascar and freedom.
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The Battle of Stalingrad is known as one of the most pivotal actions of World War II. For decades after the war, the battle was seen as a victory for Stalin, whose carefully executed withdrawal baited Hitler's army into a battle that slowly decimated the German forces. But now, newly-released...
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Similar to other recent reports, on November 27, 2012 I purchased what I understood to be a $1 vehicle history report. However when I checked my bank account 2 hours later I had been charged $19.95! I used myinfo1 on-line chat. The agent (Madge) initially wrote that I had selected the $19.95 option (which as it turns out is really $19.95 for 10 month). I did not chose any option other than ordering a report for $1...and the report was useless to make matters worse. What a scam site! I have emailed my bank's customer service department to see if any further charges can be blocked as I don';t believe the money will be refunded as promised during the chat (I did receive a confirmation number).
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So now apparently it is my fault. I may be old but I am not stupid except for the fact I did not research you before I purchased the supposed $1 vehicle history report.
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James Cameron, Charles Simonyi, and Ross Perot, Jr. to Unveil Space Project
Planetary Resources, a mysterious organization whose investors include Google execs Larry Page and Eric Schmidt, Microsoft alum and astronaut Charles Simonyi, director James Cameron, "space visionary" Peter Diamandis, and Ross Perot, Jr., is planning to announce more details of the project this coming Tuesday. We'll be covering it, so we thought we'd give you a heads-up. It has something to do with space resources and exploration--its LinkedIn page says it "develops technologies and systems to enable low-cost commercial robotic exploration of the solar system," and cofounder Peter Diamandis has hinted at asteroid mining--but we don't know much more than that at the moment. Check in here on Tuesday (and, I mean, on Monday too, for other things) for the reveal.
I dread the day, when I gaze up at the moon and no longer can see its texture and with a telescope see it craters. For all of humanity memories gazing up at the heavens, the moon, its shape and texture was always a constant.
No, I will see its dust being kicked up and land leveled, dug and plowed!...... Sigh... :(
They best are careful! Some of those moon rocks are actual moon creatures. Has anyone seen Apollo 18?!
Science sees no further than what it can sense, i.e. facts.
Religion sees beyond the senses, i.e. faith.
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They're talking asteroids Robot, not defacing the moon. The JPL study on this involves a solar powered ion drive with an expandable capture container for asteroids up to a few tons. These would be used for both rare materials and, in the case of water ice small comet cores, rocket fuels for in-space use.
It would take a lot more recourses to exploit the asteroids, than the moon. The moon at least has Helium 3. Oh yes the moon will be an exploited recourses and eventual ugly sight to see from earth, I dread. For humans in their want will never end.
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I hope commercial exploration of our solar system is about to become reality.
In 2005 I gave a presentation at the Mars Society Conference in LA about how we could create a profited journey to Mars by mostly commercial partners including NASA, as a cost sharing partner. James Cameron was at the conference, I don't know if he was in the audience. One of the advantages would be "Adventure Rides And Theater Quality Video Made From Footage Of Mars By A Commercially Funded Robotic Expedition" including IMAX 3D.
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I like to bring to attention the concept of 'Unique Manufacturing of Unique Products'. If we could establish ourselves in outer space in an 'artificial created develop environment that humans can live and work in outer space'. Some of the unique things we need are gravity and shielding from radiation, cold and the lack of atmosphere, among many other things. Plus this environment must be self sustaining and deal with human and manufacturing waste products.
On Earth in the last decade or so we have create great and wonderful things in manufacturing of unique products that can and are useful, but also can be harmful for our Earth and human environment in the manufacturing process. But now consider, if we had a remote place, with confidence we can manufacture products that would be impossible to contaminate Earth and human environment.
Outer space may not only be useful in the things we discover and find in mineral recourses, but also may be useful in Manufacturing of goods that can be useful for us on Earth, we no hazards of polluting our environment further. At the end of Manufacturing those goods, can be shipped back to Earth, leaving the toxins back on that outer space location. It might be economically feasible depending up the location, to send off towards the sun or to deep space those toxins too.
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Open your mind and see
The idea of asteroid prospecting has been around for a long time. I'm interested to see what this new group suggests but I would guess to make a profit on a trip they would need to be very selective on the asteroid they go after (mythical midas asteroid?) and there will be no humans going because the costs would be too high.
My initial thought is they may try to make some cash on a proof of concept test mission. If they sell off returned pieces (even if it's not mineral rich rock or iron only) to the public and universities to study they could make some money to offset the research expenses. NASA will probably give them a research grant in exchange for the right to be able to make use of tools and technology they come up with and that would help defray some costs as well. Don't forget the marketing angle, perhaps people pay to put things on the ship to be left on the asteroid there and also set up a pay internet television feed camera as well. I can Imagine the huge techno hurdle though involved with the return a huge payload to earth (if only we had a space truck, oops retired, or even a space elevator) but that would be more of a future problem.
I think the moon will be safe for some time to come and public outcry would force industry to stay on the back side if they did go after isotopes for fusion power.


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In the new chapter of the game, Shepard and crew will be dispatched to the :border of the galaxy" where they will attempt to rescue an undercover agent with evidence of a pending Reaper invasion. The pack will cost players 560 Microsoft points or $6.99 on the PSN.
EA and BioWare have both stated that this will be the last chapter of the Mass Effect 2 tale; the new pack serves as the final preparation for the release of this year's Mass Effect 3. ME3 will launch this coming holiday season on the PC, Xbox 360, and PlayStation 3 simultaneously. THe full details are available in the press release on the next page.
At the furthest edge of the galaxy, the Reapers are preparing to make their return. Will Commander Shepard have what it takes to stand in their way? BioWare is announcing today Mass Effect: Arrival, the thrilling final mission for Mass Effect 2. Available for download on March 29, 2011, Mass Effect: Arrival will also include three new achievements for the Xbox 360® videogame and entertainment system and PC and three new trophies on PlayStation®3 computer entertainment system. The PDLC pack will be available for 560 MS Points on Xbox 360, $6.99 on PlayStation Network and also available for PC for 560 BioWare Points at http://social.bioware.com/page/me2-dlc.
In Mass Effect: Arrival, Commander Shepard is sent to the edge of the galaxy to rescue an undercover operative who may have evidence of an imminent Reaper invasion that has been looming since the very beginning of the series. Returning and playing a prominent role in Mass Effect: Arrival is fan favorite Admiral Hackett, who is voiced by legendary science-fiction actor Lance Henriksen (Alien, Terminator).
"All year, we have been extremely honored and humbled by the reception we have received for Mass Effect 2 from players around the world, including our post release DLC", said Casey Hudson, Executive Producer, Mass Effect series. "Mass Effect: Arrival is an exciting extension to Mass Effect 2 and will show players just how close the Reapers are to returning and completing their deadly harvest."
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But during a talk at our Jump 2012 event yesterday, Porsche's head of customer experience Nina Jones explained some of the challenges that the company faces in trying to maintain high standards of customer service.
Porsche currently sells five different models which means it has a surprisingly diverse customer base, ranging from "teachers to celebs".
It sells around 12,000 new and approved used cars each year and Jones said that one of the aims of delivering excellent customer service is to turn these owners into advocates for the Porsche brand.
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Colorado-Big Thompson Project
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The Colorado-Big Thompson Project is a federal water diversion project in Colorado designed to collect West Slope mountain water from the headwaters of the Colorado River and divert it to Colorado's Front Range and plains. In Colorado, approximately 80% of the state's precipitation falls on the West Slope, in the Rocky Mountains, while around 80% of the state's growing population lives along the East Slope, between the cities of Fort Collins and Pueblo.
The project was built, is owned, and is primarily operated by the federal Bureau of Reclamation under the Department of the Interior. By the late 1890s, farmers in northeastern Colorado realized water rights in the area had become over-appropriated. In order to survive the agricultural season, additional water supplies would be needed. Prior to the Dust Bowl era, agriculture in this section of the state had relied upon sources such as Boulder Creek, St. Vrain Creek, Little Thompson River, Big Thompson River and the Cache La Poudre River, all of which are a part of the South Platte River basin and flow into the South Platte River before the South Platte reaches Greeley, Colorado. In search of a solution, farmers and their representatives approached the Bureau of Reclamation. In the late 1930s a solution was found: divert the water via a 13.2-mile (21.2 km)-long tunnel under the Continental Divide and Rocky Mountain National Park. (Tunnel West Portal 40°14′28.16″N 105°48′07.36″W / 40.2411556°N 105.8020444°W, Tunnel East Portal 40°19′39.85″N 105°34′46.34″W / 40.3277361°N 105.5795389°W)
While the project was originally built for agricultural purposes, it serves multiple demands including municipal and industrial supply, hydro-power generation, recreation, and fish and wildlife. In recent years, however, water supply demands have shifted making municipal and industrial supply the main water beneficiary, rather than irrigation.
Today, the "C-BT" serves over 33 cities and towns in northeastern Colorado, including Fort Collins, Greeley, Loveland, Estes Park, Boulder, and Sterling, encompassed by 7 counties, providing a secondary source of water for around 830,000 people and an irrigated area of 650,000 acres (2,500 km²). Although water rights allow for up to 310,000 acre feet (380,000,000 m3) of water a year to be diverted, annual diversions average around 220,000 acre feet (270,000,000 m3), instead. A drop of over 2000 vertical feet from the Rockies down to the plains allows for power generation. Six power plants on the project produce an average supply of 759 million kilowatt hours of electricity a year. Like the water supply, generated electricity is supplemental. Electricity produced on the C-BT is a source of "peaking power" and is marketed by the Department of Energy via its Western Area Power Administration.
The water diversion involved is extensive and the project could not have been constructed without compensation to the West Slope for the water sent East. As a result, the first feature built on the C-BT was Green Mountain Dam and Reservoir, a West Slope facility designed to provide for future water demands in the state's Upper Colorado River Basin. The project was authorized by President Franklin Delano Roosevelt in 1937. Construction began on Green Mountain in the northern part of Summit County in 1938.
Construction on the project continued through most of the next 20 years. Today, ten reservoirs, and about 18 dams and dikes, the Alva B. Adams Tunnel under the Divide (40°14′28.16″N 105°48′07.36″W / 40.2411556°N 105.8020444°W to 40°19′39.85″N 105°34′46.34″W / 40.3277361°N 105.5795389°W), as well as the six power plants, make up the project.
Once the water emerges from the Adams Tunnel just southwest of Estes Park, the project is gravity fed, with only one exception: a reversible pump-generator unit that fills Carter Lake. Water falling through penstocks to the Flatiron Power Plant can either be moved to fill Carter, or used to generate electricity before continuing to travel north to Horsetooth Reservoir. Most water beneficiaries on the project receive their C-BT shares from either Horsetooth or Carter Lake reservoirs.
The C-BT is managed by Reclamation's Eastern Colorado Area Office under its Great Plains Region.
See also[edit]
- The Grand Ditch, an 1890s diversion project
External links[edit]
- The Colorado-Big Thompson Project
- The Great Plains Region
- The Eastern Colorado Area Office
- Horsetooth and Carter Lake reservoirs
- "Man-made River Pierces The Rockies" , September 1947, Popular Science
U.S. Department of the Interior: Water and Power Resources Service, Project Data, pps 251-292. United States Government Printing Office, 1981. Coordinates: 40°09′19″N 105°51′21″W / 40.155191°N 105.855794°W