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The Neighbors part 5(big portion added with the youngest sister)
Fiction, Blowjob, First Time, Male / Female Teens, Older Male / Female, Oral Sex, Pregnant, Virginity
Author's infos
Gender: Male Age: Secret Location: US South
Posted: 2013-11-25
A man gets a surprise visit each night from each of the teenage girls living next door
I laid on the bed soaking with sweat, my private area a mixture of sex juices, well it wasn't so private at the moment with Marie pointing right at it and her three teenage daughters unashamedly looking on like it was there birthright.
I felt like a I needed a shower more than anything, having spent a lot of myself on a wild ride with Marie starring the metal imagery of her three girls, who actually looked on and listened to my embarrassing sexual fantasies about them the entire time.
The girls saw the mess too, and although one or maybe more might have been willing under normal circumstances, none of them stepped forward to volunteer for their moms sloppy seconds.
Marie noticed the reason as well and offered me her shower, but I politely refused and said I would go to my own house across the street and utilize mine and get a good nights sleep.
I made my way home with the articles of clothing that were mine and realized it was only Monday night, but I felt like I had worked a whole week after that last rodeo across the street.
It was good to be in my own shower and wash everything from chlorine to different fluids off of me. The shower was hot, lengthy, and necessary. After I got out, I had a snack since it had been a long time and a lot of activity since dinner. Then I finally made it into my bed for a restful nights sleep.
I got home from my job the next evening and wondered how much work I had actually accomplished at the office. I thought about the trio of goddesses and their mom, but mostly them all day. I think my mind ran over every curve on their bodies at least ten times a piece.
I longed to see them again and thought about breaking out my binoculars but decided against it, because it would only make the desire to walk over there worse.
I ate alone and then watched tv after I had finished eating. It was the evening of a bachelor if I ever saw one. I had only been sitting on the couch for about twenty minutes when I heard a knock at the door.
My mood instantly brightened because I figured it would be the neighbors from across the street, because I never get any visitors. I opened the door and it was already dark at the point so I turned on the porch light. To my dismay, there was no one there. I turned back to close the door when I heard a soft whisper of "Jon."
"Yes," I said to the emptiness.
"Turn off the light," came the reply, so I did.
A slender silhouette that had been hiding in the bushes by the house appeared.
"Let me in," the shape simply said, so I moved out of the doorway to make room, and under the cover of dark Katie slipped inside my living room and I closed the door behind her.
She wasted no time in her purpose as I turned around to simply say "well hello" but she met my lips with hers before I could even get the first word out. Her mouth was hungry, even starving to be on mine the way she explored with her lips moving quickly with her tongue the way youth does being free in the moment. At 18, with her looks, she didn't have to be good to be good at it.
'Wheres your bedroom?" She cooed.
I pointed and we went. She was an 18 year old that was like an 18 wheeler that had reached top speed and there was no stopping it now, not that I had any thought of trying.
She somehow managed with the energy of youth to circle me, pushing and pulling me into the bedroom and the trip was filled with her laughter and anticipation.
I always thought the guy was supposed to have to many hands when it came to the opposite sex, but this girl could put an octopus to shame. Katie pushed my shirt up and before it was off my head, her delicate hand unfastened my belt like the worlds fastest safe cracker.
My clothes were off faster than I could have done it myself and by the time my eyes adjusted to the darkness in the room, the teen in front of me was already nude. I couldn't even remember what she had come in wearing.
She pulled me on the bed and there we were both up on our knees kissing again with nothing in-between us and I realized how good not only she felt, but how good it felt not to have the matriarch of the family there looking over our shoulder or being the lone participant and trying to teach the girls something. The way Katie was so free and passionate with her movements, she might could have taught Marie something.
Katie reached down and grabbed my cock, "oh your so big daddy," she said in a voice that almost purred. "Where do you want to put it daddy?" She asked as if she had been taking notes when I cried out my embarrassment when I was with her mom last night.
I pushed her gently down onto the bed, but I think rough would have gotten approval as well. Her body seemed flat against the sheets but it was willing as she almost automatically spread her legs and placed her hands behind her head giving me access to whatever I wanted.
My eyes had adjusted well and I could see fine, but still I used my hands to explore every curvature of her body as if I were blind. "Oh yes daddy," she mocked in a most pleasing way. Her address of me in that fashion made me painfully hard.
I was about to mount on top of her when her petite foot came up and landed gently but forcefully on my chest. I was confused for a moment, but she expertly spun herself around on the bed, to where her head was at my crouch. She then flipped on her stomach, raised up, and swallowed the head of my cock and much more. I wasn't even sure I knew what deep throat was until I met this girl, but I quickly learned. She couldn't take all of me in, but beat every girl who had ever tried on length including mommy dearest across the street.
There was no sacrifice in quality from her quick form, her lips gave my shaft a deep massage and she would bite just enough to hurt so good. The pre cum that leaked out was lapped away by lighting flicks of her tongue across the head. And her delicate, thin fingers toyed with my balls in a way that I wished she would give Lacy a few lessons. Katie knew exactly how to dance the line between pain and pleasure.
She, at my regret left my cock and spun back around with legs spread and on her back to her original position.
She had greased my piston rod up with her saliva and I targeted her sweet spot like a heat seeking missile, but once again her foot came up to my chest as I lowered. "I need attention too daddy," she said and no other explanation was needed.
I repositioned myself down on the bed a little bit and started to bring my head down in between her thighs. She offered no resistance this time.
I kissed her inner thighs to music that was the sounds of her appreciation and then moved up to her belly button and even further up to her small tits and was merciless on her nipples while I did a bit of nipping with my teeth. This got vast approval from the girl under me.
I started to move back down to work on my original assignment but she grabbed me and slide herself under me to make it clear what was next.
After some effort, more giggles and slight gasp of pain from my partner, the large head of my penis found her tiny opening and my goodness was she snug down there.
I felt like I squeezed in by the quarter inch if that much. I wanted to stop from the sounds she made but she insisted I kept going. I wish more than anything now that she had let me go to work on her pussy with my tongue, it could have used all the pre lubrication action it could get.
Small in and out motions were starting to help me gain entry more and more. Finally the inside of her was warming up as much as the outside.
I could feel her fresh juices meeting my entry and I began gaining real ground inside of her and perhaps filling her up more than she had every been.
After a little longer than forever, my shaft ran out of length and I was fully submerged inside the young lady. A few slow strokes loosed everything the rest of the way up as if her puss had inhaled a muscle relaxant.
We got going and she was wild and loud. I used her every bit as much as she was using me, both us of selfishly enjoying something we had craved since we had met.
For a while, her only sounds were guttural, accompanied by the cutest and weirdest faces as if her facial muscles were contorted by orgasms.
She stayed in high gear for the entire act and kicked me into high gear with "fuck me daddy!" half screamed at me, but she really pulled my trigger when she said "tell me I'm a better fuck than mommy," she was. I fired everything inside of me into her, wave after wave of hot steaming cum filled her.
Her puss hugged my dick with excruciating pleasure all the way out. And as soon as I came out, she unceremoniously gathered her things and left with a "thanks daddy" at the end.
I showered and slept well that night. I felt like I had a dream come true and my mind was more settled at work the next day from all the satisfaction I had received the night before.
The next evening after dinner I set there with the tv on but was replaying the action that happened last night in my head instead of watching the screen when a slight knock at the door came.
Considering last night, I did a dorky dance all the way to the door, and this time I didn't turn on the porch light, so if someone wanted to remain anonymous from prying eyes across the street.
I opened to the door fully expecting Katie for her return visit, and I was in so much of a mindset expecting Katie, that when I saw someone else there, my mind went blank for a moment. Finally I was able to access a slot of memory and said the girls name out loud that stood before me..."Jenna."
"Can I come in?" She asked.
"Sure." I said and made way for her to walk in and closed the door.
She flipped the light switch and I squinted my eyes since I had been sitting in the dark and not staring at the tv. Once I could see clearly I saw she was wearing a yellow cotton dress down to her knees that was form fitting in the only place mattered.
For the most part, she resembled a proper young lady who was more ready for Sunday morning than sneaking out of the house on a Wednesday night, but still her intentions had not been made clear. What if she was simply here regarding Katie in some fashion? The look on her face was placid but aware and gave nothing away.
She stared almost dismissively at me for a moment, then her hands went behind her back and I could see the dress detach from the shoulders. Jenna took her fingertips and pulled the dress around her shoulders and a moment later the dress lay pooled at her ankles on the floor. She stepped out of the dress and out of her flip flops. There was no need to remove her bra or panties, she hadn't worn any.
Somehow this was so much better than when I saw her naked for the first time skinny dipping, because I knew this time the fun didn't end here, it began.
Even though she were nude and I was clothed, she eyed me the way a cat might observe a mouse before pouncing. Her confidence was born in her physical beauty and being naked for her must have made her feel on top of the world and untouchable.
She walked slowly toward me, each step breeding sexuality that almost caused me to unwillingly drool. I couldn't imagine a guy ever saying no to what slowly approached me.
I could remember being 16, but what I couldn't remember were any girls that even came close to resembling this. It didn't seem fair looking back, but Jenna was making up for all of it right now.
She came to me and embraced me, her nude form pressed against my clothed one. She chose to lay her head on my chest and I realized she was breathing me in, and I realized how wonderful she smelled as well. I couldn't nail down the scent, just reminded me of a wonderful breeze in fall that bought forth the smells of memories. This girl was the embodiment of the teenage dream, the embodiment of the girl next door that you always fantasized about, or my case the girl across the street.
I think I could have held her warm softness for hours but I wanted to be closer. Without disturbing our position any great deal, I bought my shirt up. She caught on and adjusted while I took it off. I pressed my bare chest against all of her uncovered flesh.
My erection came quick and immediate in my pants. I heard a small gasp and lady like giggle as she had no doubt noticed the sudden change as well. She bought her fingertips under the front of my jeans and hooked them there. I took the hint and quickly unfastened my belt and a pulled everything to the floor a little more awkwardly than I would have liked, but finally we were nude together again.
I could feel her heat down below as we continued to embrace, but now the embrace was becoming maddening. I wanted her. I took her by the hand and led her gently into the bedroom and laid her on her back on the bed.,
I got on top of her and kissed her lips for the first time, and they were unbelievable soft. Her kisses felt like thought and passion were behind everyone as she soothingly explored my lips with hers.
I moved over to her cheek, her delicate ear, and down to her neck, tracing everything with my lips. The neck seemed to be the key as it often was with women, even younger ones. kissing her neck caused her to break her poise a little and fall into a relaxed state of being. I could feel her knees under my legs give way and start to spread a little. Her thighs opened slightly and I moved on to the most perfect set of ta tas I had ever seen.
Her wonderful scent of childhood memories were focused in as I breathed her in deeply between her mounds. I kissed all around the peaks that were her nipples until I slowly started running my lips across them gaining a very pleasurable audible sound from her.
I slid down her stomach, kissing all the way down her belly to her smooth valley which had completely opened up for me now.
I found the top of her woman hood and gently nudged it with my lips and snuck my tongue in. The convulsions I felt from the person under me told me I had found the right spot. I listened to her symphony of sounds as I played the instrument ever man would like to get their mouth on
After a while, her hips came up and down in a rhythm and I buried my head in her naked lap as much as I could, probing faster and deeper with my tongue, filling my mouth with her sweet taste. A series of whimpers met my ears as I knew her orgasm had been achieved, they were sounds I will never forget.
She pulled me up to her by the shoulder and spread her legs wide for the obvious signal. I positioned myself and found my way into the young goddess.
She took me in easier than her sister, all of Jenna's engines were were oiled up when the head of my cock made its descent into her secret canal. It was slow, but my dick slid without stopping and her insides gave way to me and surrendered to my invader.
It was sex in the purest from, no additional words were needed to give it spice, nothing kinky was added to make it electrifying because it already was. The whole time inside her of one continuous moment of bliss. It was a feeling of not only of being with some ghost of a long ago summer that you never forgot, but the experience was also filled with what must pass for love on a wedding night of two people who have waited.
Her legs remained wrapped around my hips the entire time although I don't remember her placing them there. I made long, bold strokes into her like a painter stroking out a masterpiece on canvas.
I don't remember how long any of it took, it felt like a moment set outside time. I recall the explosion that shot and then drained deep into her and how I kept going long after that even though the magic began to fade.
When it ended, she looked at me with a sense of familiarity as if this is how she chose to get to know me. She got dressed and I thought about asking her to stay but I knew she wouldn't, or maybe couldn't. This was suppose to last as long as it did and that time has passed.
She walked out the door and I closed it behind her. I didn't shower because I wanted to smell like her as long as possible. I went back to the bed and fell asleep.
The next morning I showered before I left for work. The smells from the night before had staled and the magic of the scent had transformed into a cheap illusion. While the smell of sex was still evident, it no longer gave any distinction from the goddess next door and any bad decision made at a bar after a night of heavy drinking. The smell said I had had sex, but that was all.
All day at work, my mind was torn between three thoughts, the night that Katie had come over, last night when Jenna had come over, and the slightest ghost of a chance that Lacy would follow her sisters example and knock on my door tonight.
Work went painfully slow and by the time it was time to go home I was almost sick trying to prepare myself for the disappointment of the third sister not showing up.
I ate dinner early and quickly. The tv was on, but this time remained on mute. If she did show up I wanted her to be able to see the glow though the window so she knew I was up, but I also didn't want to risk not hearing her knock at the door.
It was already well past the time the other two girls had shown up and since it was now nearing ten at night, I resolved to finally give up. I felt muscles relax that I hadn't known were tense and I finally realized how tired the waiting and hoping had made me.
I picked up the remote and cut off the tv and started toward the bedroom where the "what ifs" of life would not doubt keep me awake for hours.
I laid on the bed without taking off my clothes and just breathed in the cool darkness of the room.
The bed felt extra soft after so many hours of rigid attention to detail trying to listen and see if a hint of fantasy was going to walk up to the door.
My eyes slowly closed and sleep was kind and started to take me far away from my disappointment as three loud consecutive sounds bought me much to my annoyance, fully awake.
I sat up in the bed listening and there was no sound at all and wondered for a moment if I hadn't dreamed it to begin with.
I looked at my clock and was surprised to see it was a little past eleven now, so I had actually been asleep for over an hour instead of the thirty seconds I had originally thought.
I shook my head, my brain still existed in that place where the fogginess of slumber still held on, and the waking world was still on its way to making sense again.
New sounds came now, multiple small sounds that were unmistakable in my mind that was now free from the sleeping world, someone was knocking on my door.
I got out of bed and picked up speed going on instinct. I didn't bother with the peep hole when I made it to the door, I simply opened it and there stood Lacy. The silhouettes of two other girls, one slender and one curvy were a little further back in the darkness. With the door now open, all three figures quickly made their way in without waiting for an invitation, or maybe they simply came in knowing that I wouldn't turn them away...no man would.
They stepped into the living room and I turned on the light causing me to squint as my eyes adjusted, but I had to see them, and I had to see Lacy more than anything.
While I had been at work, I had thought about this possible moment a thousand different times, and in each scenario I was the older gentleman who was the confident teacher showing this fourteen year old girl the power the held in her beauty and curves.
Looking at her now, I surprised myself with how nervous I suddenly was. She didn't look like the scared, naive kid I had pictured all day. Her long blonde hair looked as if it had been brushed for hours, and she wore a frilly blouse hanging well below her waist with a pair of blacks slacks. Even at her age, she looked like she had gotten ready for a job interview, or maybe I was the one being interviewed. She looked as grown up as I had ever seen her. With how she looked now I could see the possibilities of how stunning she could become in the years to follow.. There was no awkwardness about her, only a certainty that she had wrapped herself up nicely to be opened. She wasn't like a present you just tear into though, she was one you took your time with tearing strip by strip of paper so family members could take pictures of your joy.
She wanted to be wanted and I wanted her.
I approached her, the slightest bit of makeup had been applied to her face to highlight her beauty.
Katie and Jenna had simply faded into the background as if they were no more than furniture in that moment. They probably had a big part in Lacy's hair, makeup, and wardrobe, and like assisting a famous actress, it was now not them who belonged in the spotlight in this moment.
I found myself unsure where to start, but this was her game as it turns out and she came to play. She was tall enough that little effort was needed for her to reach my lips with hers, no doubt pushing up on the balls of her feet bringing her lips forcefully and awkwardly into mine.
It probably wasn't the sweet first kiss she had dreamed about, that would be initiated by some random boy after the final bell rang at school one day, but it was uniquely her first kiss.
Some of it was no doubt a show for her sisters who stood idly several feet from us watching. Lacy kissed me in a way that was both imitation of what she had witnessed and partly her own inexperienced enthusiasm.
She broke the kiss and planted her feet and looked at me intensely, obviously gaging my reaction. Then she told me something I already knew. "That was my first kiss," she stated with expectation of acknowledgement saturating her voice.
"It was awesome," I said as my voice embarrassingly broke on the last word.
The fact that I had lost some of my composure surprised me and pleased her as she beamed at me with a very content look on her face. In that moment she bore the expression of a goofy kid more than ever, as a heated kind of pride came across as her primary emotion.
She took her time grinning at me and I remembered to smile back in response. It was a nice after moment, but I knew it would grow into something awkward if someone did not segway into a next move soon.
For the first time I thought of Marie. I had been so glad she had not been present the two previous nights, but now it seemed her coaching was needed. Marie had a special talent at both creating the fun and spoiling it in the same stroke.
Before the moment could turn so awkward that it gained the potential to wreck the entire night, Lacy's sisters both walked up to us, each grabbing Lacy by an arm and led her back to my bedroom.
"Just give us a minute Jon," Katie called back over her shoulder and they entered my bedroom an shut the door behind them.
I let out a breath I had been unintentionally holding and began pacing the floor. Sleep now felt impossible as if I had just downed ten red bulls.
I almost jumped when my bedroom door opened slightly and Jenna poked her head out letting me know they were ready for me.
I probably should have savored the walk, but I found myself almost wanting to run the almost non existent distance to my bedroom door. I opened it enough to squeeze in and shut it behind me.
Katie and Jenna now stood on one side of the room, and in the bed with covers up to her bare shoulders was Lacy. A pile of clothes lay in the floor beside the bed. I mentally went over the checklist of what Lacy was wearing when she came in my house and found everything in that pile including a very modest pair of panties and a bra.
I started walking to the side of the bed when Jenna suddenly stepped in my way, and in her best "mother knows best" voice, she said, "now now Jon, no clothes allowed pass this point."
I looked over to Katie who marked the occasion with an incredibly cute grin that she could not turn off.
I started to undress and did so quickly, not wanting to loose the moment like a hunter trying to take full advantage of that last hour of daylight.
My cock was almost fully erect when I finished. Katie wore the same grin that now made her look somewhat unintelligent the way she half leered at me below the waist. Jenna displayed a smirk to note her amusement at the situation, and Lacy who was laying in the bed and wearing nothing but covers stared at my member with a look of anticipation tainted with a tinge of terror.
I moved directly beside the bed now and reached for Lacy, running my fingers along the side on her neck and over one bare shoulder.
I am not sure what pocessed me, but I realized I did not have the will power to slowly and gently open the present that was naked Lacy underneath like I thought, so as soon as my fingertip left her bare shoulder, my hand grabbed the top edge of the covers and in one fast motion I ripped my covers that I slept under every night from the young princess.
No sound came from the other two girls at my decision to take all modesty away from their younger sister at such a fast pace and their expressions were a mystery as I took in the sight before me.
I was more than a little surprised that Lacy did not scramble to cover up, but she looked at me defiantly instead as if she would not be intimidated.
Staring at her small frame, I suddenly felt like a had a monster between my legs that was much to big for the fair maiden to take on, but there was no turning back for either us. The look of determination in her eyes only matched the level of desire in my own.
Seeing her nude again was different. This scenario cast a whole new light on her and that wasn't just because the girls had left the lights on in here.
She wasn't the beautiful nude that her sisters were, and now she was not seen under the demeanor of fun as she was in the pool
Laying there under my gaze, she was very still with her knees slightly bent almost at an odd angle as if she were caught like a deer in the headlights, or maybe she just had no clue what to do if anything, so I took the lead.
I sat on the edge of bed and placed my hand on her stomach. She shivered at my touch and then settled. Her hands came to mine and touched it in a show of permission and finally a smile crossed her lips.
I took my hand back and crawled over her to the other side of the bed, fearing my weight would be to much for her over time. She needed to be free in this situation and have as much control as I could give her, so I laid on my back and motioned for her to come over, which she did boldy.
Her eyes, then her hands, and in one determined plunged of her head, her mouth found my cock. It was the center of all her attention.
She sucked at it at first like it was a giant straw, but improved once her tongue had its say in the matter. She used the instrument that aided so much in the ability of speech to coax moans out of me by assaulting my cock with slow resistance motions.
There was no such thing as deep throat with her as her main focus stayed on the head of my penis with her tongue now performing laps around it. Learning to go deep required a much smaller and thinner cock for Lacy to feel safe with.
She broke the connection with my dick with a slight popping sound. She had for her first blow job produced enough pleasure to almost make me blow my load prematurely but things were settling down again and she was now positioning herself on top of me.
Lacy had been afraid to go deep with her mouth, I was not afraid to go deep with my cock.
She hovered above me awkwardly trying to sit down on it without much success. I knew her puss would not be ready for me, so I grabbed her long petite frame and tossed her playfully on her back.
Out of the corner of my eye, I noticed her two older sisters watching the action intently, smiles gone completely and replaced by pure taboo curiosity and concentration as they continued to watch me prepare their youngest sister to be deflowered before their eyes.
I took one of Lacy's calves in each hand, feeling the tone muscle under the pressure of my palms, and like a puppet master pulling strings, I pulled her legs apart and my head went gently into her undergrowth.
My tongue waded through her unkempt pubic region until it found the buried treasure. What followed was intense giggling as my soft pliable invader made its mark again and again against what would not doubt become her favorite spot.
The giggling stopped as I made progress warming up her most secluded area. At first, subtle gasp replaced the unhindered laughter, but then Lacy let the taste of cuss words burst from her lips.
"Oh shit," she said using a word she was not used to. "OH FUCK!" She exclaimed this louder learning the uninhibited comfort of physical pleasure.
Lacy's body took on a lasting pleasure seizure as her hips took control and anchored her in place as the rest of her body squirmed under the intense scrutiny of my invasive tongue.
Her gasps that bordered on hyperventilating now took on strained moans that said I had passed her threshold and her body had given her her very first release.
Her body that had tensed to the breaking point now relaxed in a complete state of surrender.
It was time.
I quickly moved into position above her, sparing a look at the young girls two sisters that stood on the wall. I could tell either of them would have took her place in a moment as their knees almost trembled with the longing of what their little sisters pussy was about to experience for the first time.
My dick found the hidden entrance and began its descent. This was more than the amazing feel of a super tight pussy, this was a religious experience.
My best orgasm couldn't compare to the feeling of squeezing down into the inexperience cunt beneath me.
Lacy answered my nirvana with tears of pain, but still she held a look of triumph on her face. She was one tough little girl.
I felt her break inside as more tears ran down her face. My cock was lubricated with her previous release and the new found blood from the tearing of her innocence.
I slid in and out, choosing to ignore the agony the little girl beneath me was going through...it felt to good on my end to care.
I was merciless and rough. My most primal instincts screaming to fuck the little cunt like she was born for it. The tears continued to flow down her face and dance in her eyes as she made incoherent utterances as she stared off into space.
Her lips grew straight and thin now, and her whatever she would have said was suffocated on the way out. She breathe solely out her nose in large puffs as her body just endured the strain of every inch of me.
Her silenced screams were different now and then as her young body produced multiple orgasms like a factory that had to meet productions.
Lacy's form once again seemed to be falling into a relaxed state as pleasure began masking pain.
Her eyes focused in on me and her lips parted letting sighs of resignation and soft purrs out as I pounded her below.
Her enchanting youth was not lost on me as I bought my head down and kissed her, forcing my tongue into her surprised mouth. I gained penetration between her teeth and between her legs and it was enough to call it the best moment of my life.
My hips knew what was happening before I did as they sped up causing Lacy to emit loud gasp as I withdrew my tongue and put all my effort into ramming myself deep inside of her over and over again.
My dick then became like a facet someone cut on and forgot to cut off again. I poured my essence into the little girl under me. Lacy received more of me than either of her sisters as I felt and endless flow of seed leave my body.
When I was finished...well to be honest, when I was finished with her, I pulled my entire eight inches out in out quick jerk causing an hilarious short scream from a very surprised young teenage girl.
Her two sisters standing by had long since forgotten it was rude to stare as their mouths hung open wordlessly, and they had both no doubt soaked through their little panties.
I felt like a king now, like the ultimate alfa male as I let my member flop where I lay.
The two oldest girls collected their youngest sister, all three of their faces were flushed, Katie and Jenna from the visual stimulation and Lacy from all she had lost and gained in our time together.
She looked different now as I watched her slowly and shakily get dresses with the aid of her sisters. The tomboy Lacy was, she would never be again. I had shown her the hidden power of woman, let her experience the pain, pleasure, blood, and cum through the instrument of my cock. I had opened a new world for her. She wouldn't look at anything the same way again. I wondered if Marie would notice the years of growing up her daughter had managed in the last thirty minutes.
It had been Lacy's first time with me, but not her last. She had a new toy, a grown up toy that she took in stride frequently. The older girls followed their little sisters lead, out of want or jealousy, I don't know.
Marie found us out and instead of being angry, joined in the competition, opening her back door to me, but there was no competing with the youth of her daughters. Marie still took what she could get. I told her one day that I wished this arrangement could go on forever, and she said "buy me a ring."
I married her, but we all went on a honeymoon to the mountains. To the outside world it was a family vacation, but in reality, it was a family penetration.
The announcements of pregnancies were no surprise from the three girls, but I was a little shocked when I found out Marie too was expecting. Everyone accepted the story that the girls all had boyfriends that had hit it and quit it. So we added four new additions to our family within months of each other.
Twelve years past. The girls all found husbands of their own and Marie and I raised all the offspring which were all girls.
I thought nothing could be more beautiful than those three sisters, but I new this new set of young ladies would surpass their mothers in beauty in a few years.
Of course I would never be interested in my own flesh and blood that called me grandpa, but as Jenna's daughter Madison ran across the yard, big swishes of dark brown hair flowing in the wind, with eyes large and bright, and a twelve year old body just starting to settle into its curves, I felt a familiar stirring in my old, fat cock as I thought of her petite lips she kissed me goodnight with.
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Welcome Mister Unregistered to my Userpage and my Subpages! Main Guestbook Highscores and Adventurer's Log |
Hey Edit
I just met you
- and this is crazy
I just remembered I never replied Edit
My Little Pony sucks. I watched some of it and I have no clue why its so popular. The animation sucks and the voice acting is terrible. You need to pick up some real shows, like CSPAN. Psycho Robot talk 01:57, December 14, 2012 (UTC)
- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xxAJqvslV7M
- Psycho Robot talk 02:53, December 14, 2012 (UTC)
- I was going to post a link to hahgay, but to my great disappointment the owner of that beautiful website has sold out so I won't do that. I will, however, say "gayyyyy". Gayyyyy. Psycho Robot talk 03:16, December 14, 2012 (UTC)
- Ok, but then there's this
- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E5KC1E5NyR0
- Psycho Robot talk 03:26, December 14, 2012 (UTC)
- Congratulations, you have defeated my ability to formulate a reply. I need some time to reevaluate the choices I've made in my life. Psycho Robot talk 03:40, December 14, 2012 (UTC)
- I was going to post a link to hahgay, but to my great disappointment the owner of that beautiful website has sold out so I won't do that. I will, however, say "gayyyyy". Gayyyyy. Psycho Robot talk 03:16, December 14, 2012 (UTC)
I'm not sure if I have mentioned it before, but this is a good place to start for good animated shows. VoidKnightscTalk 04:31, February 13, 2013 (UTC)
I was told to ask you why the Chat Bot is a pony. Sonic Raindoom (talk) 08:55, December 16, 2012 (UTC)
- Fair enough. Sonic Raindoom (talk) 21:13, December 16, 2012 (UTC)
I've wondered that too - the chat bot is an "official" thing, after all, and it should have some sort of logo that represents this wiki. VoidKnightscTalk 04:36, February 13, 2013 (UTC)
- You're an official chat moderator of this wiki, where is your wiki logo? 04:38, February 13, 2013 (UTC)
- Your personal account is different. I think the chat bot is not supposed to be affiliated with anything other than this wiki. VoidKnightscTalk
Renamed/moved items Edit
Could you update your bot with the latest item names, found in User:AmauriceBot/GE Items. Some pages were moved (around November 2012), but your bot continued to update the redirect pages. For example, here and in Exchange:Willow longbow (u) (now deleted):
#REDIRECT [[Exchange:Willow shieldbow (u)/Data]]1354665600:47, 1354752000:47 etc.
And, your bot completely ignored the recently moved items, like Exchange:Oil lantern (empty)/Data and Exchange:Torag's hammer/Data.
Thanks! az talk 03:47, December 26, 2012 (UTC)
- Yeah, but not automatically. Amaurice does that manually. You can see him do it from the history. az talk 05:03, December 26, 2012 (UTC)
I read the nothing Edit
I did. I really did! --Kangaroopowah (Talk) 04:17, December 28, 2012 (UTC)
:'( Edit
Haidro (talk) 07:21, December 30, 2012 (UTC)
Item moved Edit
FYI. Exchange:Yak-hide armour (body) has been moved to Exchange:Yak-hide armour (top). az talk 04:10, January 13, 2013 (UTC)
- FYI. Exchange:Sea singer's headband has been moved to Exchange:Sea singer's hood. az talk 04:49, January 20, 2013 (UTC)
Re:Family Photo Edit
It's right here, Ty. It was under my post on the family photo page, No.26. The image was a bit too big, but Exor cropped it properly, and I re-uploaded it, if that was the problem. 17:11, January 22, 2013 (UTC)TyBot Custard Edit
"11:33:05 The Mol Man Is there anyway it can give a deleted edits count?"
"11:34:20 TyA leave me a talk page message"
Okay. MolManTy 16:36, February 3, 2013 (UTC)
New GE items Edit
Hey! There were 7 new items added on 28-Jan-13. Get the list here. And, I also keep track of new items here: User:AzBot#Newest items. Add these items to your bot, k. Thanks! az talk 14:31, February 5, 2013 (UTC)
You've been invited to my Max cape party! Edit
Change of date for Max cape party... please re-read.
Bren's Max cape Party
Thursday, 14 February 2013 at 7:00PM EST
World 91 at Varrock East Bank
21:05, February 14, 2013 (UTC)
Item moved Edit
FYI. Exchange:Feather headdress (green) has been moved to Exchange:Feather headdress (stripy). az talk 04:46, February 19, 2013 (UTC)
Y u housekeep? D: Edit
[[Template:Emergency shutdown|Dat]] was cool :( y u delete? 08:27, February 19, 2013 (UTC)
New items Edit
FYI. 4 new items: User:AzBot#Newest_items. And also, 8 old items which TyBot missed...
New items
- Exchange:Baguette
- Exchange:Roll
- Exchange:Square sandwich
- Exchange:Doughnut
Not updated
- Exchange:⅔ cake
- Exchange:⅔ chocolate cake
- Exchange:½ plain pizza
- Exchange:½ meat pizza
- Exchange:½ anchovy pizza
- Exchange:½ p'apple pizza
- Exchange:⅔ evil turnip
- Exchange:⅓ evil turnip
Thanks! az talk 23:57, February 24, 2013 (UTC)
Re:Family PhotoEdit
Thanks for reminding me! I kind of forgot about it >.> 06:02, February 26, 2013 (UTC)
- Thanks for hosting it again ^_^ Fswe1 Lore project • Fun gallery
My quests • Cutscenes 07:04, March 2, 2013 (UTC)
Items moved Edit
- Exchange:Blood'n'tar snelm has been moved to Exchange:Blood'n'tar snelm (round)
- Exchange:Ochre snelm has been moved to Exchange:Ochre snelm (round)
- Exchange:Bruise blue snelm has been moved to Exchange:Bruise blue snelm (round)
- Exchange:Myre snelm has been moved to Exchange:Myre snelm (round)
- Exchange:Blamish myre shell has been moved to Exchange:Blamish myre shell (round)
- Exchange:Blamish red shell has been moved to Exchange:Blamish red shell (round)
- Exchange:Blamish ochre shell has been moved to Exchange:Blamish ochre shell (round)
- Exchange:Blamish blue shell has been moved to Exchange:Blamish blue shell (round)
Since you mentioned your bot will getting the item list from the category, let me know if you don't need this kind of info anymore. Thanks! az talk 03:36, February 27, 2013 (UTC)
Re:FP Edit
Let me be the first to say it looks nice and the only to say I'm glad I'm next to Hairr. MolManTy 14:06, March 2, 2013 (UTC)
Items moved Edit
- Exchange:Ranging potion (1) has been moved to Exchange:Super ranging potion (1)
- Exchange:Ranging potion (2) has been moved to Exchange:Super ranging potion (2)
- Exchange:Ranging potion (3) has been moved to Exchange:Super ranging potion (3)
- Exchange:Ranging potion (4) has been moved to Exchange:Super ranging potion (4)
- Exchange:Ranging flask (6) has been moved to Exchange:Super ranging flask (6)
- Exchange:Ranging mix (1) has been moved to Exchange:Super ranging mix (1)
- Exchange:Ranging mix (2) has been moved to Exchange:Super ranging mix (2)
- Exchange:Magic potion (1) has been moved to Exchange:Super magic potion (1)
- Exchange:Magic potion (2) has been moved to Exchange:Super magic potion (2)
- Exchange:Magic potion (3) has been moved to Exchange:Super magic potion (3)
- Exchange:Magic potion (4) has been moved to Exchange:Super magic potion (4)
- Exchange:Magic flask (6) has been moved to Exchange:Super magic flask (6)
- Exchange:Magic mix (1) has been moved to Exchange:Super magic mix (1)
- Exchange:Magic mix (2) has been moved to Exchange:Super magic mix (2)
Thanks! az talk 00:11, March 6, 2013 (UTC)
- This is another reminder that the above items have been renamed in-game. Regular potions have been renamed to super potions; and regular potions are now new items with different prices. However, the items are showing incorrectly in the RS website database. Please fix your bot, because this is the second time it incorrectly updated the price... Thanks! az talk 07:12, March 7, 2013 (UTC)
I've updated the items list. 14:34, March 7, 2013 (UTC)
Hero Edit
You're my hero, so is TyBot ever since I seen her avatar. She says things to me sometimes... Also, no idea how to use this. 126.96.36.199 06:38, March 11, 2013 (UTC) FirestormDDash
Items not updated Edit
Just a friendly reminder that these items are not being updated by TyBot:
- Exchange:Blood'n'tar snelm (round) - 26 February 2013
- Exchange:Ochre snelm (round) - 26 February 2013
- Exchange:⅔ cake - 9 February 2013
- Exchange:⅔ chocolate cake - 9 February 2013
- Exchange:½ plain pizza - 9 February 2013
- Exchange:½ meat pizza - 9 February 2013
- Exchange:½ anchovy pizza - 9 February 2013
- Exchange:½ p'apple pizza - 9 February 2013
- Exchange:⅔ evil turnip - 9 February 2013
- Exchange:⅓ evil turnip - 9 February 2013
Thanks! az talk 02:23, March 15, 2013 (UTC)
- I've added the first two items, but I'm not sure why it's not updating the other items. 20:07, April 27, 2013 (UTC)
ɘ's rɘport Edit
That is ugly. Can you change the file links to begin with a colon? MolManTy 17:57, March 25, 2013 (UTC)
Items moved Edit
- Exchange:Offhand rune dart has been moved to Exchange:Off-hand rune dart
- Exchange:Offhand white claw has been moved to Exchange:Off-hand white claw
Thanks! az talk 01:14, April 27, 2013 (UTC)
hi mr vstf Edit
Because Jagex decided to pick a site that is blocked by Wikia's spam filters, we now have a template that only one person on the wiki can edit: you! Aren't you lucky?
Because I feel bad spamming up vstf pages and don't like the idea having tinyurl links all over the place, can you make some changes to it when you get a chance?
It should read:
{{#switch:{{{1}}} |channel = http://fansites.podomatic.com/ |runeradio = http://fansites.podomatic.com/entry/2013-04-25T08_54_51-07_00 |1 = http://fansites.podomatic.com/entry/2013-05-02T13_44_25-07_00 |2 = unreleased |3 = unreleased |4 = unreleased |5 = unreleased }}<noinclude>{{/doc}}</noinclude>
Thanks, cqm 14:41, 4 May 2013 (UTC)
- I've also added something to the common.js that'll trigger when the filters block edits with podomatic in, linking them to the above template. cqm 14:54, 4 May 2013 (UTC)
Could you do a null edit to this so it will register that it has a category? 15:26, May 4, 2013 (UTC)
Chat Edit
I wanted to be kicked, not banned. Nub. >.< Btw, your bot loves me. <3 Fswe1 Lore project • Fun gallery
My quests • Cutscenes 12:21, May 6, 2013 (UTC)
- ...you're not saying you are being serious, are you? O_o Fswe1 Lore project • Fun gallery
My quests • Cutscenes 12:24, May 6, 2013 (UTC)- Oh, er, okay... I was just trying to get someone to kick me. =3 Anyway, I'll promise not to spam @'s (or anything else, maybe only kitten fur) anymore next time I'm not immediately kicked on request. In the mean time, here's a soothing image of a cat: Fswe1 Lore project • Fun gallery
My quests • Cutscenes 12:29, May 6, 2013 (UTC)-
- Yush, it's cute. <3 (wouldn't mind being unbanned by the way, but whatever, if you think this is best, I'll heed your wisdom) Fswe1 Lore project • Fun gallery
My quests • Cutscenes 12:32, May 6, 2013 (UTC)- Did Cow just get banned when "defending" me? Poor guy. >.> You made the right decision though. Fswe1 Lore project • Fun gallery
My quests • Cutscenes 13:04, May 6, 2013 (UTC)
- Did Cow just get banned when "defending" me? Poor guy. >.> You made the right decision though. Fswe1 Lore project • Fun gallery
- Yush, it's cute. <3 (wouldn't mind being unbanned by the way, but whatever, if you think this is best, I'll heed your wisdom) Fswe1 Lore project • Fun gallery
- Oh, er, okay... I was just trying to get someone to kick me. =3 Anyway, I'll promise not to spam @'s (or anything else, maybe only kitten fur) anymore next time I'm not immediately kicked on request. In the mean time, here's a soothing image of a cat: Fswe1 Lore project • Fun gallery
Re: Subject/headline Edit
Not exactly what I had in mind, but I suppose it works as well ^^ . IP18.104.22.168 (talk) 15:25, May 20, 2013 (UTC)
TyBot bugged? Moved items and new items Edit
- What's up with this edit?
- Moved items
- Exchange:Hardleather body > Exchange:Hard leather body
- Exchange:Wine of zamorak > Exchange:Wine of Zamorak
- New items
- 27 new items. See User:AzBot#Newest items.
Hope your bot gets fixed soon... seems to be having problems lately. az talk 05:10, May 22, 2013 (UTC)
Hey.. I've updated the gemwdata.py list. They were a few errors...
- Could you update your bot to use an external list? (Instead of using an internal list which may contain errors?)
- Can I update the gemwdata.py list for you next time the items are added/updated?
Hope you reply soon... az talk 03:44, June 3, 2013 (UTC)
- I'm currently working on it, and it will hopefully be done by the end of Wednesday. 04:23, June 4, 2013 (UTC)
Ajente02:PyTyBot issueEdit
Here's the screenshot of the message that appears when I try to import gemw.py: [1]. If you could say me how to proceed from the beggining (starting after I download all the required software), I'll be forever in doubt with you.
See ya':
02:09, June 11, 2013 (UTC)
Moved exchange pagesEdit
On w:c:zammy:TyBot/GEMWbot/gemwdata.py, the following names need changing:
- Nardah teleport -> Pollnivneach Teleport
- Bandit camp teleport -> Bandit Camp Teleport
- Miscellania teleport -> Miscellania Teleport
- Phoenix lair teleport -> Phoenix Lair Teleport
- Tai bwo wannai teleport -> Tai Bwo Wannai Teleport
- Lumber yard teleport - Lumber Yard Teleport
Thanks, cqm 09:51, 27 Jun 2013 (UTC)
- hey ty, 4 more items were moved. gemwdata.py has been updated accordingly. please ~reload your bot. thx! az talk
TyBot edit reportsEdit
Hi, how does TyBot determine in which order it lists stuff in editreports? Eg [2] has the pie chart in a different order than [3]. The tables (eg Edits by day) also seem to be randomly ordered. I'm curious whether there's any deep logic I'm missing or it's random or something :) Oil4 Talk 18:08, June 30, 2013 (UTC)
You're invited to my trim party! Edit
Find out the details here. --BrenRS (talk) 02:30, July 19, 2013 (UTC)
Happy birthday!!Edit
Congratulations! So, you're 11 now? :D Fswe1 Lore project • Fun gallery
My quests • Cutscenes 12:09, July 20, 2013 (UTC)
GEMW VolumeEdit
Hey, I've noticed that TyBot isnt updating volume anymore... could you look into it?
And, can I request that TyBot updates the volume data in the Exchange page itself... via the "|Volume=" and "|VolumeDate" parameters? See Exchange:Fire rune for an example.
Thanks! az talk 12:41, July 27, 2013 (UTC)
It's a map, yoEdit
My bad. I thought it was a Mondrian. Qloque (talk) 12:43, July 31, 2013 (UTC)
File move/revertEdit
Thank you for the quick response ^^ . IP188.8.131.52 (talk) 13:56, August 15, 2013 (UTC)
- No problemo, I would've helped you in chat, but I was trying to see where the block was coming from. 13:58, August 15, 2013 (UTC)
- Yea, sorry 'bout that, I have a tendency of not sticking in the chat for too long; and most people were shown as "Away"... IP184.108.40.206 (talk) 14:03, August 15, 2013 (UTC)
Edit report + name changeEdit
I changed my name recently, can I just move the edit report from the old name to the new one or does that break something? The page for the new name's edit report doesn't exist yet. Oil4 Talk 16:54, September 3, 2013 (UTC)
O hayEdit
O hay - [Pharos] 07:42, September 18, 2013 (UTC)
AnselaJonla 01:17, October 9, 2013 (UTC)
Amulet of FuryEdit
I don't know if others are currently being affected, but it's wrong on the RS GE page. This is causing your bot to add the wrong value. Current RS GE web page: 3.15m Current Real GE: 2.985m. Dsctatom (talk) 19:01, October 14, 2013 (UTC)
RE: Death.png Edit
It's still not fixed by staff, we just need to make sure we don't try moving/deleting it. I guess you can remove it if you want. cqm 09:45, 20 Oct 2013 (UTC)
Re:Just so you knowEdit
Why do the charm log edits still get flagged for not being large enough then? Samberen 02:40, October 28, 2013 (UTC)
Ah, ty, TyA :3
I did not have a Tantrum, I was referring, specifically, to Fswe's comment here and the longer history of quotes being added and removed etc.. I will certainly read the thread, if I was informed that there was a thread like that, this would certainly not have happened
I had no idea there was, I remember I asked people if we should start a thread like that. I was answered with no. Apparently it did get started, and I was not informed. Please, do not accuse me of being angry or having a tantrum. Ben, Fswe and others know very well I have an opinion about these quotes - I was the one asking them to start a conversation about it in the first place - to not invite me to it and to not assume good faith... is not very classy, imho. . . . Yours, AddictEnkidu Talk . . 19:07, October 30, 2013 (UTC)
- Thanks, I will add that to my list :P
- Also I was not being
- (passive-aggressive :of or denoting a type of behaviour or personality characterized by indirect resistance to the demands of others and an avoidance of direct confrontation.)
- As I said above... "I remember I asked people if we should start a thread like that" I was asking for that direct confrontation. When no-one seemed to care, and I saw that edit I talked about (in the light of that history I talked about), I thought it was maybe a good idea to remove them all... I've been told plenty of times to RuneScape:Be bold as well as consistent. The reason that I didn't start a thread of my own about this is because:
- idk how
- idk where
- also, I asked others to help me do it, or start if for me. the response was the same (in my memory, sorry I have no quotes): they didn't think it was necessary :(
- I hope this convinces you that I had no mal-intent or tantrum for that matter :3
- I would like it, though, if people wouldn't say I was a vandal or had a tantrum. Name-calling isn't healthy for a nice atmosphere, I also think it's more productive to not just assume outright that someone is having a tantrum (which is certainly not a neutral word). People could calmly ask someones for their reasons and keep it civil that way. Anyway, that last bit is just something... that bothers me a little :-/ Anyhow, thanks for your responses :3 . . . Yours, AddictEnkidu Talk . . 09:36, October 31, 2013 (UTC)
- Thanks! . . . Yours, AddictEnkidu Talk . . 15:05, October 31, 2013 (UTC)
How boss :3 . . . Yours, AddictEnkidu Talk . . 09:36, October 31, 2013 (UTC)
lol, sorry, I'm such a noob :3 . . . Yours, AddictEnkidu Talk . . 21:17, November 24, 2013 (UTC)
- ty, I hope I did it correctly [[4]] :3 . . . Yours, AddictEnkidu Talk . . 10:45, November 25, 2013 (UTC)
RE:Gods pageEdit
Yes, after it was clear that we still disagreed, we continued the conversation on our talk pages. Ty, though ;) -- . . . Yours, AddictEnkidu Talk . . 14:02, November 25, 2013 (UTC)
Re:Test editEdit
...yeaaah. Fswe1 Lore project • Fun gallery
My quests • Cutscenes 19:41, December 10, 2013 (UTC)
AnselaJonla 15:09, December 21, 2013 (UTC)
Re: Common.js/geupdate.js Edit
It's querying the correct page, but not retrieving the correct price. Not sure why without adding in some debugging. Until I get a chance to look at it properly, hopefully tomorrow, I'll disable it to prevent any further confusion. cqm 17:22, 27 Dec 2013 (UTC)
- I'll have a look at it in a second. It's weird, cuz it used to work fine, and nothing seems to have changed. JOEYTJE50TALK 21:58, December 28, 2013 (UTC)
- Note: this message is also posted to User talk:Cqm.
- I've fixed the bug. The problem was that it was going through
var i in pricelist
, withi
being a string of the name of the property of pricelist (if that makes any sense XD) which is not sorted by numerical value. That caused the last iteration of that loop not to be the actual most recent price (which it previously was though), so that was what broke it. I've fixed it to now look for the highest value for the UNIX timestamp on the json page. JOEYTJE50TALK 02:33, December 29, 2013 (UTC)
Exchange RedirectsEdit
Get rid of this too, please. IP18.104.22.168 (talk) 16:52, December 29, 2013 (UTC)
I was wondering why redirects were deleted as "not allowed" in Exchange: namespace? Just wondering... az talk 17:35, December 29, 2013 (UTC)
- I don't know if they're actually not allowed, but the ones I shown were unused so it seemed like they were pointless. Though I do admit I did use a pretty strong deletion summary unnecessarily. 19:02, December 29, 2013 (UTC)
You play warthunder? Also nice picture on your userpage, who took it? They must be really talented Oil4 Talk 22:52, January 6, 2014 (UTC)
RSW Clan AvatarsEdit
Hi TyA,
Due to a shortage of avatars caused by avatar wardens constantly logging out with summoned avatars, Gareth and I would like to remind all wardens to dismiss avatars when logging out. To get the message across, we are removing the Avatar Warden jobs from all current wardens until they acknowledge the receipt of this message. If you wish to be a warden again, simply speak to Gareth or me, and we will change your job back to Avatar Warden.
Best, --King LiquidheliumTalk 23:59, January 19, 2014 (UTC)
RSW Clan Administrator MaturityEdit
Dear TyA,
Recently, the maturity level of administrators has been called into question by some clanmates. We would like to remind everyone that as an RSW admin, you are a representative of both the clan and the wiki. Therefore, please remember to keep the clan chat a place for everyone to enjoy. We are not trying to be the "fun police." Rather, we want to make sure that everyone in the clan is respected. If you didn't see the recent thread, please reacquaint yourself with the clan chat rules.
With this in mind, there are a few specific behaviors that are troublesome. Clan administrators are meant to be players that other clanmates can trust to go to with issues. Please endeavor to maintain this trust. We would like you to please note the following points.
- The pattern of joking about power abuse should stop. There should be no perception of power abuse in the clan.
- Several clan rules now are pattered under the "accepted until someone requests the conversation to end." There have been several cases of users jokingly invoking this rule. Constantly "crying wolf" about this will make it much harder for a clanmate who legitimately wants an offensive conversation to stop to utilize the rule if he/she has seen us joking about it earlier.
- If you see someone "crying wolf," please discourage the user from doing so.
- Please do not "cry wolf" yourself.
- If possible, please leave PM on so that other users can contact you privately if needed. We understand that sometimes you may not wish to do so, but please try to be available whenever possible.
- Please try to show a little restraint with your language. There's nothing to say that you cannot use profanity, as long as the filter is respected, but some users have used it excessively. Some have also been a little too confrontational.
- Some things have been said in the clan chat that have been reportable or mutable. Please avoid these. Check over the Rules of RuneScape to make sure that you do not break them, as they take precedence over our rules. A muted administrator is an ineffective administrator.
- If there is a heated argument or conflict going on (not to be confused with a debate), please try to resolve and mediate it with class rather than exacerbating the issue.
We intend this to be a simple reminder for you to maintain a pleasant decorum in the clan. Thanks for being a part of the clan!
Best, --King LiquidheliumTalk and Gaz Lloyd AwesomeEvents!99s 03:02, January 21, 2014 (UTC)
Thanks for hosting the family photo again. It should be put on the main page and as pop-up on every article that can only be clicked away after 10 seconds. With a nice jingle. ...just saying... Fswe1 Lore project • Fun gallery
My quests • Cutscenes 16:09, January 26, 2014 (UTC)
Chat broke on pasting linkEdit
Go to chat and paste the following link:
This gives the message:
"Please do not repeat the same thing multiple times at once. We got it the first time."
Followed by directing me to http://runescape.wikia.com/wiki/RuneScape:Chat/Ratelimit_triggered. --Jlun2 (talk) 20:29, January 30, 2014 (UTC)
What defines misbehavior?Edit
Is it because I ask to much questions? I was simply doing what my name says so, is that wrong? Did I offend others? Have I ever disrupt anyone? Or does your acronyms warn me so? Why does a person used such terms? Are you still in "skewl"? —The preceding unsigned comment was added by A Question Mark (talk).
- I told you to stop and you did not. 21:01, January 30, 2014 (UTC)
- Stop? The questions you mean? The very thing that gave my account meaning? I never disrupt anyone have I? Does this site have perma-bans? If so, you could that, if not, why not? If a day passed, what do you think I might do? If you haven't figure this out, why didn't you? A Question Mark (talk) 21:08, January 30, 2014 (UTC)
After reading the above section, I am sorry to bombard you with more questions?
What happened to TyBot? Why is she only only updating Exchange:White scimitar? MolManTy 13:00, February 2, 2014 (UTC)?
- why is tybot updating like every 7-8 hours? see Exchange:Numbing roots, there is a lot of unnecessary updates. please fix. az talk 22:28, February 4, 2014 (UTC)
It should be protected longer, Zam. You seen the protection log? All done because of edit warring and it's likely to be the trio of lore wikians who seem to be unable to use a talk page. I strongly recommend you protect it for a longer duration. -- SpineTalk 12:00, February 5, 2014 (UTC)
Does my brother's latest addition to my talk page count as spam, and can I therefore remove it? And, for that matter, the comments of the Light Matter pack above my brother's leavings? AnselaJonla 14:34, February 10, 2014 (UTC)
I cryEdit
evertiem Oil4 Talk 06:15, February 17, 2014 (UTC)
yey —The preceding unsigned comment was added by The Mol Man (talk).
User TreatmentEdit
How was I volating the policy
Italay90 (talk) 19:25, February 24, 2014 (UTC)
Jlun told me to tell you TyBot is off chat. And I wanted to tell you GE Prices need to be run.
Mike111b (talk) 00:50, March 4, 2014 (UTC)
Family PhotoEdit
Here,http://ty.wikia.com/wiki/File:Rsw_family_photo.png Sly Fawkes (talk) 00:57, March 4, 2014 (UTC)
here you go! im sorry this is so late... http://ty.wikia.com/wiki/Special:NewFiles?file=Family_pic.png Mikudayo (talk) 19:02, March 4, 2014 (UTC)
Wiki photoEdit
There's a massive thunderstorm atm my internet just went down (I'm on my phone). Feel free to re-use my last year's photo in the family photo 188.8.131.52 06:05, March 5, 2014 (UTC)
- It's Haidro btw. Dunno why I'm not logged in 126.96.36.199 06:06, March 5, 2014 (UTC)
oh noEdit
its too late isnt it :s --Scuzzy Beta 15:34, March 6, 2014 (UTC)
Ive been meaning to askEdit
It doesn't really matter, as I am not op'd, but I'm curious; What's the difference between Tybot and Rschat bot, and what does each do? --Scuzzy Beta 22:17, March 7, 2014 (UTC)


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Chicago Cubs: 10 Big Moves Theo Epstein Should Make Next Offseason
By Tommy Stokke ,
Theo Epstein hasn't finished his first offseason in charge of the Chicago Cubs, but that doesn't mean it isn't too early to look towards next year's plans.
After all, isn't "next year" what the Cubs are all about?
Moves have been made towards next year and beyond already. The Cubs signed David DeJesus, Gerardo Concepcion and Paul Maholm, while also trading away Tyler Colvin and Andrew Cashner in separate deals for Ian Stewart and Anthony Rizzo.
The 2013 free-agent class is full of big names that can potentially hit the market. Cole Hamels, Matt Cain, Josh Hamilton, Yadier Molina and David Wright are just a few of the top players who may be available.
Yes, baseball is a sport that cannot be predicted on Valentines Day, so there's no telling what the season has in store for the players and teams this season.
But I'd love to get a head start on the possibilities.
Here are 10 big moves Epstein can, and should, make next offseason.
This move may very well happen before the 2013 offseason arrives, but it is one that needs to happen moving forward.
Ideally, Soriano will be moved this year where the Cubs don't have to eat all of the $54 million remaining on his contract over the next three years.
However, even if there are no takers, it's time to release the former All-Star.
Soriano is not in any future plans of competing, so why keep him if he is wasting space that could be fielded by a player who has some sort of future with the ball club?
It's easy to bad-mouth Soriano for his career in Chicago. While it's fair to say he underperformed for his contract, he was also an integral part of back-to-back NL Central titles. Cubs fans are quick to forget that those weren't coming around every year before he came to Wrigley.
While it's time for both sides to part ways, Soriano has made a positive impact, even if it doesn't add up to $136 million worth of impact.
Bryan LaHair is the incumbent first-baseman this year, but it should only last this season.
I expect big numbers from LaHair. He has 30-homer potential this season, and the Cubs are counting on him in order to compete in 2012.
But the Cubs acquired Anthony Rizzo this offseason, who immediately became the system's top prospect. They didn't bring him in to entertain Iowa in Triple-A.
LaHair is better than a backup. With the departure of Soriano, it opens up a spot for his left-handed bat in the outfield.
The infield-to-outfield move isn't rare. Kansas City's Alex Gordon and Milwaukee's Ryan Braun are two who come to mind for moving to left.
If Soriano is gone, his contract won't be. Owner Tom Ricketts will still be paying much of the $54 million remaining on his contract, so replacing him with another high-paid option isn't economically smart.
Also, with the speculation that the Cubs are on the verge of signing Jorge Soler, the need for an aging star isn't as necessary. Soler should be ready within the next couple of years if the front office is committing the reported $27.5 million to Soler.
Instead, moving LaHair, who is making under $500,000 this season, provides a quality option while still paying Soriano's remaining contract. LaHair may not be the starting left-fielder on the next playoff team, but he's a more viable option in the short-term with long-term potential.
Rizzo, Brett Jackson, and Trey McNutt will all start this season in the minor leagues, but there's no doubt that these three are part of the upcoming nucleus that will have the Cubs competing more years than not in the near future.
If Marlon Byrd isn't traded this season, it is expected he will not be re-signed as he is in the final year of his contract. Brett Jackson's sights have been set on center field for years, and the departure of Byrd all but seals his name in the lineup card.
Rizzo, with or without LaHair changing positions, will be the middle-of-the-order bat of the future for Chicago. He had brief experience in the big leagues with San Diego last season, but Cubs general manager Jed Hoyer has said he expects Rizzo to be in the minors this year.
ESPN's Keith Law rated McNutt as the Cubs No. 4 prospect. McNutt, a right-handed starter, doesn't project to be an ace, but he certainly has the potential to be part of the rotation for years to come.
Next season, these three need the opportunity to take their bumps. In 2013, they won't be expected to carry the load right away. Because of Epstein's reputation, Cubs fans are more patient than usual when it comes to results.
None of the three will be pressured of being the next Cy Young winner like Mark Prior or can't-miss prospect such as Felix Pie.
Yes, expectations will be high but not right away. If this core doesn't produce after three or four years, doubt will begin to creep in, but there's time to develop into their roles before that day comes.
It isn't that Soto isn't a viable option at catcher. The former Rookie of the Year is a solid backstop with a decent bat.
But too many times Soto has come into a season overweight or struggled to stay in shape throughout the season. He has been a disappointment after a promising rookie year.
Now the Cubs have Welington Castillo waiting his turn, and it's time to go with a new direction. Soto's .228 average is too low despite his 17 home runs, which is top-10 among MLB catchers. He had a solid 2010 after posting an OBP of .393, but that was sandwiched in-between two poor seasons.
At 30 next offseason, it's unlikely Soto will improve enough to be worth keeping around by the time the Cubs are competing.
Soto will be easy to trade because many teams on the cusp of the playoffs will be willing to take a waiver on a catcher with 20-homer potential who isn't seen as a defensive liability.
One intriguing option is the Tampa Bay Rays, who could use a catcher to solidify their spot at the top of the AL East, while also having a plethora of prospects, particularly pitching, that they are willing to deal.
Darwin Barney was an intriguing story last season as he was named the starter after projecting third on the depth chart at second base.
After one full season, it's more evident why he was third to begin with.
Barney had just one month last season hitting over .300, while his OBP slipped to .284 after the All-Star break. Yes, it was only one season, but Barney isn't a starting-caliber player.
He has absolutely no power and doesn't do anything above-average. He had 146 hits last season, and all but 31 of them were singles. With only nine stolen bases, he doesn't present much of a threat anywhere.
He doesn't reach base enough to hit early in the order, and at the bottom of the order he's likely to remain stranded around the pitcher's spot, being a singles hitter.
He plays hard, which is great. But the results aren't there. One more year may be enough to show improvement, but I believe Barney is more of a role player coming off the bench on a successful team.
Brandon Phillips is scheduled to be a free agent, but his price figures to be too steep for the Cubs. A more realistic replacement is Adrian Cardenas, who was claimed off waivers from Oakland.
Cardenas, 24, is a left-handed hitter, who posted a .374 OBP in 127 games last season in Triple-A.
Matt Garza was acquired last season for multiple prospects in order to be the ace of the staff in Chicago.
His first year showed nothing less than him being capable of just that, and it's time to reward him.
Garza doesn't get the attention that many top starters do, but he pitched about as well as anyone in the NL Central last season. His 3.32 ERA was the best out of all qualified starters in the division a season ago.
He pitched in the 2008 World Series after being named ALCS MVP. And he's a great teammate on and off the field.
The Cubs could move Garza for a haul of prospects, but the most common destination seems to be Detroit for Jacob Turner, who took a step back last season in the minors. I'd rather lock up the sure thing with Garza and hope to team him with another top-of-the-rotation pitcher.
The Cubs' farm system isn't full of ace-caliber pitchers, and Garza isn't ancient either. He's just 28 and in the beginning of his prime. If the Cubs continue to improve, as well as make a big move or two, it is conceivable that he'll be in the middle of his prime as the Cubs reach the top of the division.
There are 29 other teams in baseball that would love to have Matt Garza in their rotation.
Kevin Youkilis was brought to Boston by Epstein, so there is no reason to believe he wouldn't welcome the third baseman to Chicago.
Youkilis is entering the final year of his contract, with a $13 million team option for 2013.
Next year Youkilis turns 34, while one of Boston's top prospects, Will Middlebrooks, awaits his turn.
I don't see the Red Sox picking up the option for that much money. While re-signing him at a lower price is possible, it also gives Epstein and Hoyer a chance to sell the idea of coming to the Cubs.
Ian Stewart is the projected starter this season with Josh Vitters providing competition. Vitters has been a highly-touted prospect for years in the Cubs organization, but he has yet to break through the way he was expected.
Youkilis would be the perfect bridge player to Javier Baez. Baez, 20, is a shortstop who figures to move to third because of some guy named Starlin Castro manning the position for years to come. Baez is also expected to grow into and complete his 6'1'' frame, making the move to third base more likely.
Baez won't be ready for the big leagues for another three or four years. A two- or three-year deal with Youkilis keeps the Cubs competitive while leaving the place open for the more permanent solution in Baez.
Cole Hamels is the big name, but Matt Cain is way to go.
Hamels will surely be the hottest name on the market. He'll be 29 years old and a left-hander with few questions left to answer.
But the Cubs shouldn't get in a bidding war to get him.
Cain will be seen as the second option to Hamels, but he's every bit as good, if not better, than Hamels.
He will likely be cheaper due to the presence of Hamels on the market. While Hamels drives up the price on multiple teams, Epstein and Hoyer's sole focus should be on Cain.
Cain has posted six straight seasons of 30 or more starts, which shows his durability. He has also thrown over 200 innings in five straight seasons. In the last three seasons, his highest ERA was 3.14.
Cain can be the durable ace that the Cubs expected Carlos Zambrano to be, without the problems emotionally. One can argue the biggest reason for the failures of the Cubs has been the lack of a dominant starter, among many other things over the course of 100 years.
With a one-two punch of Cain and Garza, it's hard to imagine getting swept or outmatched on the mound in a playoff series again. While it takes the rest of the team to get to the playoffs, Having two more-than-capable pitchers at the top helps stop losing streaks in the season and shut down offenses in the playoffs.
Cain has yet to give up an earned run in his playoff career, which consisted of a World Series title.
Zack Greinke is another possibility, but I worry about his ability to handle the large market and media of Chicago. His emotional issues in Kansas City were well-documented, and his 6.48 playoff ERA worries me about his ability to handle the big stage.
As previously mentioned, several headline stars will be available in the upcoming offseason.
What Cubs fan wouldn't love to see Cole Hamels step to the mound on Opening Day as Josh Hamilton sprints out to left field?
After watching Yadier Molina dominate behind the plate for St. Louis, who wouldn't want to see him throwing out the other team's runners instead of the Cubs?
David Wright would sure look better than Ian Stewart on the hot corner, and if Greinke can win a Cy Young in Kansas City, why can't he in Chicago?
The temptations will be there, and rumors will swirl as to who the Cubs are in on. But the risks are too great on each for the Cubs to be in position to take the gamble.
The Cubs aren't one player away like some other teams may be. Taking a risk on a big name could doom the franchise for years to come (like many believe Soriano, Kosuke Fukudome and Milton Bradley did).
I'm not saying Hamels is a risk. He's a top-of-the-line starter and left-handed at that. But I believe he will be much more expensive than that of the demands by Cain. I don't want all attention on Cain and have a surprise team snag Cain, like Detroit did with Prince Fielder.
Josh Hamilton has off-field issues, issues I believe would be higher risk in the city of Chicago. Besides his alcohol issues, he will be 32 and hasn't shown the ability to stay healthy. Some team will pony up money for him, but the Cubs shouldn't be that team. Committing a big contract to Hamilton while paying Soriano isn't the optimal play.
Molina will be 30 and expecting at least $10 million a year. That's a lot to commit to a defensive catcher entering his 10th season at this time next season. Castillo is a suitable option.
Greinke's issues have already been discussed, while David Wright is the face of the New York Mets. They have an option to keep him, and I see little reason for them to do so. They may be unloading, but he's the one player that fans come to see in that stadium.
If available, expect someone to pay more than the Cubs have to get him.
The Cubs are headed in the right direction.
Epstein needs to stay in that direction and follow a similar path that he took in Boston at the beginning of his tenure. At the end of his stay there, some people believe he began spending too much.
The Cubs have tried that approach for the last 10 years with little success.
What's most exciting about Epstein and Hoyer is their history of building a farm system that sustains success. Hoyer built a successful system in San Diego, and now he has the resources to not only develop the players but keep them in their prime.
Epstein is taking the right approach early. He's looking for serviceable players to calm the storm of bad contracts and poor players he was given to start with. He has a star in Castro to build around and young talent on the brink of the big leagues.
Epstein built a core in Boston through the draft with Dustin Pedroia, Kevin Youkilis, Jacoby Ellsbury and Clay Buchholz, to name a few. Expect him to do the same thing in Chicago.
Teams have continued to show in all sports that it's not as easy as buying a championship anymore, but free-agent signings will be key. These are just a few moves that can be made without destroying the path that the Cubs are headed on and keeping the team competitive and worth watching at the same time.


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The FEAR: Losing Game Progress
on 10.07.2008
We all know the feeling. You've been playing an intense game of [insert game here] and you're enjoying yourself as the developer intended. You have been so drawn in to the game's world that you forget your own. An immeasurable amount of time passes.
Then you die.
You note the time of your last save on the TV screen. You check your watch or your cell phone.
"Was I really playing that long?"
"When was the last time I saved?"
Your stomach drops and you can feel your skin start to form the beginnings of a light sweat.
"Did I really just waste all of that time?"
Hideo Kojima may be a master at breaking the fourth wall, but some games have crossed this barrier with real world frustration. Two games in particular come to mind. These are Mass Effect and Dead Rising.
Mass Effect saves after important plot points and battles. Unfortunately, those are the only times that the game autosaves. If you have played Mass Effect, consider the number of times that you were crusading in the Mako on some barren planet, completing side-quests for valuable experience, and a thresher maw decides to spring up under your vehicle.
Instant game over. Reload your last save.
Sucks to be you; you just lost all progress since your last manual save or the last major plot point, whichever occurred later. In other words, an unexpected and sudden event destroyed your progress and wasted many hours of your time in one fell swoop. Buck up and play those hours again.
In many ways, Dead Rising's save system shares many characteristics with Mass Effect's system. Namely, both games require the player to risk any and all character progress in addition to story progress if the player doesn't save early and often.
In my mind, though, the saving faults in Dead Rising are more egregious due to the fact that the player needs to go out of his way to save. Mass Effect only requires the player to pause the game, enter a menu, and select a save slot. In Dead Rising, the player needs to fight his way through hordes of zombies for the mere possibility of making it to a save point. If you're in the tunnels and something interrupts your gaming, good luck saving your game within a reasonable amount of time.
Several games, however, have taken steps to remedy this saving issue. Games like Halo, Guitar Hero (which saves after every song), Gears of War, and the Half-Life series have made fantastic use of liberal checkpoints, which greatly reduces player frustration.
These games consider the (in some cases, remote) possibility that gamers have lives outside of their hobby. With the gaming community broadening to a wider audience, I am happy to say that these games are the rule rather than the exception. Even Team Ninja seems to be learning this trend with the Ninja Gaiden series. Compare the save systems between Ninja Gaiden Black and Ninja Gaiden II. The save points in Ninja Gaiden II are far more frequent and conveniently placed than those in its predecessor. Healing save points before bosses certainly help. Thanks, Team Ninja, for making your games more life-friendly.
Now, if only every game could be as inventive as Dead Rising...
Take-Two Firing back at Chicago
on 05.05.2008
Here's the URL, but I've posted the text below. Glad to see that Take-Two is doing the right/obvious thing.
CTA sued over Grand Theft Auto ads
May 05, 2008
(Reuters) The publisher of the controversial "Grand Theft Auto 4" video game sued the Chicago Transit Authority on Monday, accusing it of pulling ads promoting the blockbuster without explanation.
The video game's publisher Take-Two Interactive Software Inc. sued the transit authority in Manhattan federal court for violating its free speech and contractual rights, saying it pulled its posters within days of the ads first appearing on April 22.
Take Two accused the authority and its sales agent, Titan Outdoor LLC, of violating a $300,000 ad campaign agreement that included running "Grand Theft Auto 4" poster ads on the sides of buses and transit display spaces throughout the Chicago transit system scheduled for six weeks between April and June.
The suit seeks an order for the transit authority to run the ads as well as monetary damages of at least $300,000.
The advertisements were removed following a report by a Fox News affiliate that questioned why the ad was allowed to run after a wave of violent crimes in Chicago, the suit said.
Past "Grand Theft Auto" games have been criticized for depicting violence including beatings, carjackings, drive-by shootings, drunk driving and prostitution.
Representatives of the Chicago Transit Authority were not immediately available for comment.
Hypocrisy in the Gaming Community
on 02.10.2008
First and foremost, I just joined Destructoid a few minutes ago and, thus, this is my first post. Because of that, don't be too harsh on me.
Now to my point. Perhaps not so recently, Rockstar released the achievements list for Bully for the Xbox 360. One of the achievements, entitled "Over the Rainbow" (which is comedic genius), for kissing 20 or so boys during the course of the game. Kudos to Rockstar for continuing their style of humor into their achievements.
Because of this achievement, I've seen some responses in various forums indicating that playing this game will either lead to the promotion of a "gay agenda" or somehow make them gay. What's amazing is that Bully has a release date of March 3, 3008, at least to my knowledge. Therefore, the people who are criticizing this game have not played it.
Weren't these the same people insulting (justifiably, I might add) Cooper Lawrence and the rest of the Fox News regime for their comments on Mass Effect? It was apparent that none of those people had played Bioware's masterpiece and the gaming community called them out on it. Now, here we (and I use the term "we" very loosely) doing the same thing. It's disgusting on two levels. That is, the furtherance of both hypocrisy and homophobia.
I am neither gay nor bisexual, but this homophobia in the gaming community needs to stop. Unfortunately, when you're dealing with sheltered pubescent teenagers, I fear that the formation of these erroneous and bigoted opinions will never stop.


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Here comes Madden NFL 25, the latest in the iconic video gaming franchise. While it's been around for a quarter century, football video games go all the way back to the earliest generations of the industry, which was just starting to develop consumer product when the NFL got red hot in the 1970s.
Some of them… such as Atari's sweaty-as-hell arcade version… were actually pretty good, especially when you consider what we had at the time. Others were, well, just plain bad.
Also included are the LED handhelds of the era. They were just red dashes and beeps but dammit… we loved those things and it showed in sales. One of the hottest electronic games of all time, even if it looks totally lame today.
Those who rip on Madden might want to look back on all of this and feel grateful for what we have now versus what we used to have to accept as football.
Logan Huffman wants to know who is posting comments about him online and asks Jace for help. Meanwhile Joe Flanigan is caught again flirting in the V costume. Jace heads to the set of Law and Order: SVU to catch up with Ice – T and Coco and the Starcraft II team gets "rushed" by World of Warcraft Lead Designer, Jeff Kaplan.
Jace has decided to take advantage of his co-hosting duties at the Sony Online Entertainment Fan Faire celebration, by showing his new music video to the thousands of EverQuest players in attendance, much to the dismay of the crowd. That didn't stop one enthusiastic guest from doing something radical.