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use him as bait for a trap to kill ALL the will smiths
He is Legend.
That is his name.
>Plato Nush
You decide to name the perky chap LIL' SMILL, but his codename will be LEGEND.
You partly named him that because smill sounds like smell. You are a genius, Timtom.
He immediately loses some of his happiness. Guess he will have to go on another pursuit for it, then.
>Go to the Biodome
Well, the moment has passed, and you must travel on. You press the button that opens the elevator doors, and it surprisingly works quite well. Some ominous fumes appear from the dark opening. You don't really care. They are probably just there for dramatic effect, and should be disregarded as they will never be of importance in the story ever again.
You press the button named "Biodome" on the elevator display, and wait. Lil' Smill seems to have brightened up a bit. That's good. You guess. A flashing terminal is right beside you, so you guess it would do no harm to operate it.
There appears to be an Incoming Message on the terminal. You open it up. It seems quite weird that no credentials are required to open the message, or why it is in an elevator. Just another one of this adventures mysteries, that will probably never be explained. Heck, I even forget why we are going to the Biodome. Do you know?
The message opens up. It appears to be a few months old and from an anonymous source. This probably proves that no crew members are still alive here. Huh. Hopefully this will explain something.
Huh. That's weird. The search group must have messed up majorly if the message is still here after a few months, and the logs probably are too. Maybe if you find them and try to return them to this ominous anonymous, you could get something cool?
You are now at the Biodome. Woah this place is huge. You heard that plants grown in Biodomes were slightly bigger than normal ones, but that was definitely an understatement. The plants seem to be ones that don't come from Alternia too, so it's probably correct that the creators of this ship were not Alternians. After thinking about it, you aren't even sure how Alternians could have built this ship. They are all just corpses, and always have been...right?
So what do you do now? You should probably go deeper into this jungle, and maybe even look out for one of the logs. It wouldn't hurt to have a look around, after coming all the way up here. Afterwards you could probably take a look around the rest of the ship, and maybe even try getting back home to the colony.
set lil smill on fire
>Beat up Paulie Shore and Steven Baldwin if they shows up.
> Find log in woods. (duh)
>Set lil smill on fire
You realize you have a torch. With this, you could set fire to this whole place, most likely messing up the oxygen sources and dooming you forever. But the voices...they command it. By setting your companion on fire. But you can't...but you must!
>Tim: Set L'il Smill on fire.
You do it anyway and save yourself a lot more anxiety. You give Smill a swift slap with the burning stick, which sends him flying upwards and then back down again.
You deal 7 damage. Huh. A lot more than you expected from a simple burning tool. The floating damage indicator is absorbed by the virtual LifeBar of Lil' Smill, which leaves him damaged, but he could still take some more.
Lil' Smill does not ignite, however, so your plan to slowly commit suicide backfired. You guess that's a good thing? Better look for a log here and get out before the voices come back again.
> Find log in woods. (duh)
You find a log. Not exactly the type of log you were looking for, but a log nonetheless. You store it away in your HammerSpace Inventory Device, or HID. Looks like you "HID" the item away, huh? Huh?
No one liked your jokes back at the colony. Do you, voices?
>Explore some more.
You explore some more, and find nothing but forest. You don't even think you have explored a lot of this, though, so it may be hidden deeper. You hear some crunching behind you, but it's probably just your growing insanity.
You stand about for a while, like you are waiting for something to happ-AHHH, WHAT THE HELL IS THAT! Oh, it's just a Will Ferrell. But it is the worst breed of all: the ELF VARIANT. These types are only found, strangely, during the second half of each set of two sweeps, strangely.
They are extremely hostile, and can stun you with their HORRIBLE tales of how they were an ORPHAN who got ABDUCTED by SANTA CLAUS and then were stuck in an ELVES' world, where they didn't belong and then they trekked to a far land called NEW YORK from another far land called the NORTH POLE in less than a day. And then a whole other bunch of crap that everyone hates, so I will not bore you with the details.
It looks like it will not back down without a fight. So you better give it one, then! Due to the honour of the Alternian Fly race, when ambushed we let the enemy make the first move, but YOU can decide what happens next. Suggest a move or some snazzy shit like that.
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I used to play Skyrim...
Until I took a broken to the disc drive.
Nice necropost you got there.
Check the stuff in the spoiler
>Will Ferrell: Reveal that your hat is feral.
The seemingly inanimate hat reveals itself to be a WILD FERELFHAT!
It quickly leaps off the Will Ferrelf's head and takes it's place on the ground. How exactly did it propel itself off of the elf's head? We may never know.
>Will Ferrelf: Attack.
The Ferrelf uses "REGALING TALE", which is the dreaded story you talked about earlier. The nonsensical slurry launches out of the Ferrelf's mouth like water running out of a tap. Or something like that.
The sound hits both your's and Lil Smill's eardrums at roughly the same time, and it barely damages you physically, but the psychological damage from the terrible, mind-melting speech manifests itself as damage on your lifebars. Luckily it didn't hurt you too much, but Lil Smill retained the damage from earlier and is quite a bit worse off than you, due to his lower max HP. Let's hope they don't have much stronger attacks than that!
The Ferelfhat is unable to attack, due to wasting it's turn moving. These mechanics don't make much sense, but you should count your blessings that they are working in your favour this time.
Well, what you had in mind was sort of rapping, but you are going to forcefully "rap" them on the head with Lil Smill 7 times, so you can make a pun. You use "7 POUNDS (OF PURE PAIN)".
You grab Lil Smill, and he has no reaction. It's sort of weird. He just is constantly smiling. Creepy. You fly up into the air and ready your attack.
You rush in and smack them upside the head with Lil Smill several times over, and ready the final blow.
You swing him around and throw him down, resulting him becoming a flaming ball of destruction, and eventually an explosion upon reaching the ground, throwing both the Ferrelf and the Ferelfhat out of the way. But wait, the explosion is growing and aaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
>Timtom: Wake up.
Uch. You slowly open your eyes and discover that the biodome has became a burning mess. Looks like Lil Smill put maybe just a bit too much of that extremely flammable deodorant on this morning. Or maybe he is just naturally combustable. You may never know, and you hate that because there are so many things you will never know here! Whoever is orchestrating these events is a bad person.
Well, it looks like your wings still work. Good old Alternian Fly wings. Always working, no matter the environment. But they still are a bit bloody and burnt, but you are lucky that you weren't caught in the middle of that explosion, or you surely would be dead. Oh no. You just realise you have singlehandedly destroyed an entire forest with just a young infant. You are a terrible babysitter.
Maybe you could redeem yourself. Maybe he isn't dead. But you would have to look around here for some time, and time is something you would not like to be wasting. You need to find a way back home, to the sandy beaches of Alternianflycapital.
Your race never was good with names.
So what will you do? Will you look for Lil Smill and possibly the log, or just try and find the ship controls and see if they still work?
look for lil smil
Might as well ditch the torch, since everything's already on fire.


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no not a superbowl simply a geographical rival. The game was a good game. I think there where some things the Ravens did great today that their fans are not giving them credit for. You did an excellent job of keeping RG3 from taking off on the run by keeping him boxed in. When he did run you made sure he got hit.
What I think didn't help was Flacco's 2 turnovers which lead to 6 points and thanks to your defense was only 6 points. Your prevent scheme held up and then feel apart real quick. Also your coach blaming the officals after the game was not real classy.
Not the Super Bowl, the Beltway Bowl
Skins have been fair to bad, but
in alphabetical order
Cincinnati, Cleveland, Detroit all worse over last 20 years.
I could name more but why? Point made.
And even after the Ravens are averaging all those wins for 7 whole years, the Bmorons on this board want to blow it up! Priceless!
Enjoy the welfare stadium the state provided!
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Slideshow: Al Pacino, Christopher Walken at Opening of 48th Chicago International Film Festival
CHICAGO – It was true star power as the 48th Chicago International Film Festival kicked off on October 11th, 2012. The Opening Night film was "Stand Up Guys," and appearing on behalf of the film was Al Pacino, Christopher Walken, Alan Arkin and director Fisher Stevens.
The Chicago International Film Festival is an annual event that celebrates the daring new work of filmmakers from all around the world. From October 11th-25th, the international film community comes to Chicago to present fresh and exciting cinema. There will be new voices, iconic masters and conversations with all facets of the worldwide film community.
Photographer Joe Arce of HollywoodChicago was at Opening Night as movie superstars Al Pacino, Christopher Walker and Alan Arkin walked the premiere night red carpet, and captured these Exclusive Portraits. Click "Next" and "Previous" to scan through the slideshow or jump directly to individual photos with the captioned links below. All images © Joe Arce of Starstruck Foto for HollywoodChicago.com.
- CIFF1: Al Pacino at the Opening Night of the 48th Chicago International Film Festival, October 11th, 2012.
- CIFF2: Oscar Winner Al Pacino walks the red carpet for 'Stand Up Guys' on Opening Night.
- CIFF3: Al Pacino has four films scheduled for 2013, including 'Stand Up Guys.'
- CIFF4: Oscar Winner Christopher Walken walks the red carpet for 'Stand Up Guys.'
- CIFF5: Oscar Winner Alan Arkin walks the red carpet for 'Stand Up Guys.'
- CIFF6: Actress Vanessa Ferlito of 'Stand Up Guys' on the Opening Night red carpet.
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I believe we have to fight to create a world worth living in. On my very worst days, art is the only medium that gives me hope, so on my better days, I try to contribute to the world through art. When I'm feeling bold I create collages and paintings, but art can be more subtle too, like leaving secret messages for others to find.
I like the message, "You aren't alone." It can mean anything depending on your state of mind, but I like to use it in reference to mental illness. This week I've carried around clear mailing tape, scissors, and a bunch of my tiny fliers during my walks throughout downtown. I've taped up my "You aren't alone" messages in bus shelters to promote hope and promote my blog to those curious enough to see what my URL leads to. I figure lots of people wait in bus shelters with little to look at, so my messages would be spotted there. Plus if it rained, my fliers wouldn't be ruined as quickly in a sheltered spot.
Tonight while walking Digby I decided to check to see if my messages were still up in the two bus shelters closest to my apartment. To my dismay, both messages had been removed by some jerk within two days' time. Dammit!
In re-examining each bus shelter, I realized that I rarely ever see fliers of any sort in those things. Someone pays to have their gigantic ad on the billboards in those spaces. Glancing at the top of each shelter I saw the creepy CBS logo with its ominous eye peering down at me, something I'd never noticed before.
So fuck bus shelters. Who needs them? Besides me and my little shred of hope taped up against plexiglass?
Yeah, on my walk back home I felt pretty discouraged, thinking that my fliers being removed symbolizes my entire life experience. I try to make a difference, and the world stops me. Someone tells me to shut up or to at least not talk because they're the ones talking.
Lately I feel so stifled, especially being so broke. I'm sick of not having enough money, I'm sick of thinking about money, I'm sick of complaining about money. I need to start making more money or I need to move out of this apartment that I love as my home.
These small acts of bravery just won't cut it. One palm-sized piece of coloured paper won't magically get Londoners to read my blog entries and buy enough zines for me to pay my bills. I need to do something bigger. I need to step out of my comfort zone.
My fears of having a job stem from trauma. When I was abused, I couldn't leave and protect myself like I needed to. Twenty-four years later, I still get triggered and scared when I don't have complete control over my present surroundings. I'm afraid that if I give up control I will be hurt and trapped all over again.
I feel like my trauma experiences have me by the throat, but I need to hold faith in my adult powers. So, maybe working for someone else isn't where I'm at in my recovery, but surviving trauma has its upsides that can work in my favour. I have an increased ability for survival, endurance, and creativity. I can hang on and fight.
So where is this going? I have some ideas. As usual, I'm going to keep you guessing but promise you that you'll be the first to know whenever I do have news to share.
In the meantime, think about what hidden tools your past experiences have equipped you with. How can you make better use of those tools? How can we all turn pressure into diamonds?
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This case of a Wisconsin man sent to prison for deer hunting is going to test the 1996 federal law which bans for life possession of a gun by anyone convicted of domestic abuse. I believe Judge Sykes got this right. While Heller does allow for some regulation of firearms, she hits the nail on the head that the allowance of such exceptions doesn't relieve the government of its burden of justifying laws that restrict Second Amendment rights."
While preventing domestic abuse is a noble cause, Sykes is right in rejecting the notion here that the government can simply say the end justifies the means in this case. They're gonig to have to show that the law isn't excessive. If her ruling is used as precedent to apply to all gun regulation, this ruling could be a huge victory for gun rights.


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A Chinese company called "Beijing Lunar Village Aeronautics and Technology Co Ltd," but operating as the "Lunar Embassy to China," offered land on the moon at the low, low price of 298 yuan (about $40) per acre. And just in case you need to check up on your plot, this ambitious company also registered to engage in space travel.
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outer space, including the moon and other celestial bodies, is not subject to national appropriation by claim of sovereignty, by means of use or occupation, or by other means... The exploration and use of outer space shall be carried out for the benefit and in the interests of all countries.Snap! Naturally, with such a solid claim, the Lunar Embassy appealed ... and lost again. The Chinese government revoked their business license, fined them 50,000 yuan (about $6,250 dollars), and ordered that the investors be refunded their money.


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Updated: February 25, 2013
Tonight their was a community forum for area residents to find out more about the candidates.
"This is an important piece for the Board of Education. And this is an opportunity for the community to meet the candidates, ask questions, and we have response forms for everyone to fill out," says Mark Vivacqua, Herkimer BOCES District Superintendent & search consultant.
A committee of community members helped interview the candidates, and each candidate was interviewed for about an hour. The Herkimer Board of Education will have final interviews during a meeting tomorrow night.


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Reporting From Paris
Right now in Paris it's Fashion Week for Men's Spring/Summer 2010. Typically I'm not much of a follower of the runways. They're usually surrounded by a little too much drama and hype and often a bit extreme for practical fashion tastes. I'd rather wait until the watered down stuff reaches stores.
But if you're patient enough and want to spot the up and coming trends yourself, you could do yourself a favor by starting at men.style.com. Of all the faults of "Men.Style.com", their fashion show coverage isn't one of them. They've posted easily navigable slideshows of all the major runway shows for Spring 2010 in Paris now. After a quick look, I'm liking Bottega Veneta's line on display last week in Milan.
A great black and white gingham shirt with a very widely spread collar. The gingham is almost mesmerizing. The sleek black lines of the tie and peaked lapel jacket are accentuated perfectly with the crumpled pocket square.
The extra low cut of the v-neck sweater allows even more of the shirt to show off (unfortunately the shirt in this case appears to be a tie-dyed button down). V-necks are the most utilized items in my closet – a nice cashmere gray or brown can be mixed and matched with practically anything. Jeans and t-shirt, slacks and button down, shorts and sandals.


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Eli-Clare Relationship
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Eli-Clare Relationship | |
General Information | |
Nickname | Eclare |
Intimacy Level | Best Friends, Ex-Boyfriend and Ex-Girlfriend |
Started Dating | All Falls Down (1) (1st time) (1023) Come As You Are (1) (1201) (2nd time) |
Dating Status | On a break |
Contents |
Relationship HistoryEdit
Eli and Clare first met in the episode Breakaway (2). They started their first relationship in All Falls Down (1) and ended their first relationship in Drop The World (2) because Eli was too clingy; Clare felt as if he was manipulating and suffocating her. They reconciled their relationship in In The Cold, Cold Night (2) when they kiss at the frostival in the season 11 finale. In Come As You Are (1) after the break from school, Clare was not sure if Eli liked the kiss or not, though in the same episode they got back together officially. In Ray of Light (2) their second relationship came to an end because Eli thought Clare was the reason he was having trouble coping with finding Cam's dead body in the greenhouse.
Season 10Edit
In Breakaway (2), Eli and Clare first meet after Eli runs over Clare's glasses with Morty, his hearse. Eli then tells her that he thinks the glasses are dead. Clare explains to him that she just had eye surgery and doesn't need them any more. Eli then tells Clare she has pretty eyes, smirks, and drives away in Morty. Right after Eli drives away, Clare's best friend Alli tells Clare that she's seen that look on her face before. Clare tells her she has no idea what she is talking about, while she confidently throws her glasses away.
In Better Off Alone (1), Ms. Dawes (English teacher) chooses Eli and Clare to be English partners for the semester. Once Eli reads Clare's paper, they both agree that it's not very good work. Eli then gets a rebellious idea that she could skip class with him to write a better one. At first she is a bit shocked about the idea, but then she starts walking out the door, then turns around and asks a very surprised Eli, "Well, are you coming?" Eli shrugs and follows. They are later found on a bench (which later in the season becomes "their bench"). Eli and Clare start talking about the English assignment and Eli tells Clare that she needs to write about something that pisses her off. She jokes by saying, "Like my English partner?" Eli jokes back with a playful "Ouch," and then asks if she could change one thing in the world, what would it be? She replies, "My parents." Clare explains to Eli that her parents have been fighting a lot lately. Eli tells Clare to write about that, but she objects saying its too personal. Eli accuses Clare of caring too much of what people think. Clare denies it saying "T'hat is not true." Eli says "Prove it," and dares her to scream at the top of her lungs. Eli has Clare publicly embarrass herself to prove it's not true. After she's done screaming, Clare tells Eli it's his turn. He refuses with a laugh saying" Nah, it's not my style." They laugh and playfully fight up 'til the point when Clare corners Eli at a pole, it becomes quite awkward and Clare quietly sits down on the bench. Later that night, Eli and Clare chat on IM. Eli asks Clare to hang out, but she denies his invite because of family issues.
In Better Off Alone (2), Eli meets Clare at her locker to ask her why she didn't want to hang out, but when Clare starts ranting about her parents' relationship, Eli stops her and asks her to start over again by saying "Stop, rewind, and play." After Clare calmly explains what happened, Eli tells her she could write about how she feels for her English assignment. That day in English class, Ms. Dawes asks Clare to read her new assignement in front of everyone. She is nervous, but does well. Ms. Dawes asks Eli for suggestions, and he says he thinks it deserves a larger audience. Ms. Dawes loves the idea, and proposes that Clare should read it at the Student Showcase, Clare tries to object but can't. Eli is thrilled that Clare can read at the student showcase, but Clare on the other hand is quite furious with Eli. The reason is because her mom was going to be at the showcase, and the topic of her assignement was about her parents. At the showcase Clare is backstage with Eli and can't go on, so she leaves and does not read it. Later that afternoon, Eli comes by Clare's house surprising her. After a few sarcastic comments, Eli hands Clare his headphones and says they cancel noises incase anything got worse with her folks. He apologizes for interfering and says he won't do it again which to Clare replies "You can interfere sometimes, but I'm still going to do whatever I want." Eli replies "Wouldn't expect anything less." He then smirks and drives away.In Try Honesty (1), Eli tells Clare about how Fitz snapped Morty's hood ornament off. Eli is angered further when Fitz pushes Adam against the lockers. Clare tells Eli to ignore Fitz, but he doesn't listen, saying the only way to deal with a bully is by keeping him scared. The next morning, Eli tells Clare that he considered her theory, but it was unsatisfying. Clare tells Eli he doesn't have to impress her and Eli asks Clare what made her think that. After Fitz says a few snide remarks, he knees Eli in the "nards." Eli then is convinced that he should beat up Fitz. Clare disagrees and says that it will only make things worse.
In Try Honesty (2), Eli and Fitz fight, resulting in Eli getting a bloody lip. Clare finds Eli after the fight, and Eli tells her he had Fitz arrested. Clare starts to worry about what Fitz will do to retaliate.
In Still Fighting It (1), Eli and Clare argue flirtingly about their assignment to film modernized scenes of Romeo & Juliet. Eli, Clare, and Adam start to film. Eli and Clare share their first kiss during the kissing scene. But afterwards, Eli becomes distant and rejects her.
In Still Fighting It (2), Clare is seen fixing the English assignment so there's no kissing scene. Later Clare asks Adam to help understand Eli and find out why he has been giving her mixed signals. Clare confronts Eli at his house, and Eli drives Clare to a spot in town where his ex-girlfriend, Julia, had died. Eli says that she was hit by a car while riding her bike home after an argument with Eli. He blames himself and admits that he really likes Clare, says that he does not deserve to be happy. They drive away slowly. Later Clare, Eli and Adam are seen in Ms. Dawes's classroom, turning in the final project (with the kissing scene). They all walk away happy when Eli tells Clare that he likes the idea of her giving him space and time to get over his ex-girlfriend.
In Purple Pills (1), Eli tells Adam that he is bailing on their guys night because he has to "study", but Adam comes to The Dot later that afternoon and sees Clare and Eli alone. Adam bitterly tells Eli that he doesn't want to ruin their little date. At lunch Adam decides to sit with Fitz instead of Eli and Clare to show that he is mad at them for becoming a third wheel. Later when Eli tries to apolgize Adam, Adam asks him to hang out that night. However, Eli tells him he already has plans with Clare but promises to call him after. Adam tells him not to pity him, and Eli replies by telling him to stop acting like such a girl but quickly adds, "Not like that." Adam still isn't convinced that he is truly sorry and tells him he has new friends, and doesn't need them anymore. Before walking away, Eli tells him that he does pity him because Fitz isn't his friend.
In Purple Pills (2), Eli and Clare try to convince Adam to not fight Fitz to solve his problems. Ignoring their comments, Adam walks away, annoyed, claming he can fight his own battles. Eli tells Clare that they have to stop him and Clare asks him how. When he doesn't respond, she says, "For once you have no sneaky plans up your sleeve?" He smirks, shakes his head, and walks away. Later, Eli meets Adam in the place he is going to fight Fitz. Eli tells him that he isn't going anywhere, and that he will always be there to stand up for him, proving that they are friends once again. While Adam is fighting Fitz, Clare sets off a stink bomb to create a distraction.
In All Falls Down (1), Fitz threatens to harm Eli. Clare is seen trying to hide from the principle after setting off a stink bomb, Eli scares her by saying, "Hiding from the PoPo?" After a small conversation, Eli tells Principal Simpson that Fitz released a stink bomb during a test. Eli tells Clare that there needs to be some way to "thank him." She asks, "What did you have in mind?" Eli quickly responds by saying "well I don't know" and kisses her. After the kiss, Eli tells Clare he has a French exam. Clare replies, "I think you just passed it." Clare is later seen talking to Alli about the kiss. Even more later, they are both seen at Eli's locker talking about the dance when Fitz comes up and after a few remarks, Fitz has Eli in a head-lock, but then, once a teacher walks by, Fitz lets Eli go. Eli and Clare talk about Fitz, and Eli says, "The only way to avoid a bully is to keep him scared." She replies, "Or, you could just lay low with your girlfriend." Eli smiles and says, "Twist my rubber arm... girlfriend," and they walk away smiling. Later, Fitz threatens to hurt Eli, unless Clare goes to the dance with him. Clare accepts. When she tells Eli, he is okay with it, but then later, he comes to Clare's house with Ipecac and says to put it in Fitz's drink at the dance. Clare refuses and storms away.In All Falls Down (2), Clare tries to end the feud between Eli and Fitz, but when Eli's tainted drink causes Fitz to vomit, Fitz brings out a knife in search of him. Clare immediately tells Principal Simpson, which is followed by the school being put into lockdown, and the police searching the school. Fitz threatens Eli with the knife and stabs the wall very near him, in order to frighten him. Fitz is taken into police custody.
In Love Lockdown (1),Clare forgives Eli for the drama with Fitz. Her parents are still fighting, but her fledgling romance with Eli is keeping her happily distracted. So when the dreaded "family talk" is scheduled for the same night as her first real date with Eli, Clare ditches her parents for a night of rebellion, which includes the obtainment of matching helix piercings.
In Love Lockdown (2), Clare's rebellion seems to be creating common ground for her parents, she has just the thing to bring them back together: her guy-linered, dress-code flouting, atheist boyfriend, Eli. She invites him to dinner with her parents, where she tells them everything about Eli that her parents would not approve of. The next day Clare shows up to school in non-school uniform sexy clothes, trying to seduce Eli. He asks who she is and why she is doing this. She replies by telling him she is doing this because she likes when her parents are mad at her so they aren't mad at each other, and that she is just scared for her parents' divorce. He tells her that she only hurt him by doing all this to get back at her parents.
In Umbrella (1), Clare feels as if her family is falling apart, when Eli's parents give her a strange offer to stay the night whenever she needs. Clare learns more about Eli's past with Julia and realizes how different the two of them are. She thinks about her parents and jumps to the conclusion that she and Eli will break up sooner or later. When her mom tells her that she wishes she would have taken risks earlier in her marriage, Clare has an idea. She goes to Eli's house and asks to spend the night with him. Eli declines, as he says it's against Clare's morals. Clare becomes disappointed and leaves on her bike. In a deleted scene, Bullfrog and Cece sing a song I am dancing on a high wheel and bringing my son Eli who later called a villian.
In Umbrella (2), Clare finds Eli waiting by her locker, and she wants to know the reason why he rejected her. He says it's because of her faith. She says they both know he doesn't believe in her faith and demands to know the real reason he wouldn't let her in. He says he cares about her and that's it, but she thinks it has something to do with Julia. Eli denies this but rejects her once more when she asks to come over again. She wants her dad's watch back but he tells her that he brought it home, and leaves while Clare shouts at him for not giving back her watch. Clare meets up with Adam and tells him about how Eli rejected her and he wouldn't let her into his bedroom even though his parents said it was okay. She tells Adam about wanting her dad's watch back and is planning to sneak into Eli's room during lunch hour. She asks Adam where he would keep it, but Adam tells her he's never gone into Eli's bedroom, and that Eli has a lock on his bedroom door. Clare insists she wants the watch back. Later during lunch hour, Adam meets up with Clare in front of Eli's house. Mr. Goldsworthy answers the door, half asleep,
and Clare says she is there to pick up Eli's English homework. Mr. Goldsworthy tells them nobody is allowed in Eli's room, but Clare says she knows Eli's combination, and he lets them in. She tries to guess the combination but it doesn't work. Adam suggests the date of Julia's death and it works. This totally bugs Clare. They open the door to Eli's bedroom and find out it's a really messy room. Back at school, Clare is waiting by Eli's locker. She says she understands that he didn't reject her but that he's just embarrassed because he's messy, but it's okay because she can deal with messy. Eli opens his locker and finds out Clare cleaned out his locker. He starts to freak out and runs to the recycle bin to get the stuff she threw out. She tries to calm him down but he yells at her, which scares her. He tells Clare to go away, and, shocked, she backs away and complies. Eli shows up at Clare's house and explains why he hangs on to things. Clare suggests that Eli is a hoarder and tells him she's going to stand by him just like he's supported her. They start the long process of throwing things out in his room, with Clare by his side for every item.
In Halo (1), Eli and Clare are holding hands, before Adam teases them, which causes them to let go of each other's hand. They laugh about it, and Eli asks Adam about his current love interest, Fiona. Eli and Clare later take Adam to their secret romantic hideout. Eli jokes about deflowering Clare in the spot where Adam was standing, which Clare quickly denies and tells him they only had a pinic and kissed. Adam comes up with the idea of throwing a party to cheer Fiona up in their hideout, but Eli is hesitant about the idea.
In Halo (2), Eli helps Clare and Adam set up for the party in the abandoned church grounds for the party. Eli attends the party and is amazed at how many people showed up. His viewpoint changed, and now believes that they possibly could be the "party-throwing types." He questions Adam about when Fiona would be arriving. (She doesn't.) Later that evening, Eli and Clare cuddle in a hammock, looking at the stars.
In When Love Takes Over, Clare and Eli are seen with Adam in the auditorium watching Fiona audition. She agrees to give Fiona the part. Later on, Clare is on the stage, in the background, while Adam is talking to Fiona. The next day, Clare and Eli are getting ready for rehearsal and waiting for Adam and Fiona to show. She asks Adam if he wanted to join them for the Lover's Lunch in the cafeteria. They then proceed with practice. At lunch, the three are waiting for Fiona. When Fiona finally arrives, it is clear that Fiona is drunk. Fiona looks at Clare and says that she has pretty eyes and wants them to go shopping together since they "hit it off" and asks Clare to call her. Adam pulls Fiona away leaving Clare and Eli confused. Clare and Eli try and find Adam after he cancels practice. He apologizes for Fiona about the lunch incident, which Clare tells him not to be sorry for. Eli then replies with, "Women are trouble." Clare asks, "Even me?" He smirks and says, "Especially you." He wraps his arm around her and pulls her close. They look at each other for a moment. Adam confesses he wants what they have. Eli reassures him he will and the trio begin to walk out of the auditorium until Fiona walks in, thinking there was practice. Clare and Eli leave Adam and Fiona to talk. The next time Clare is seen is at The Dot with Eli and Adam. She tells Adam, "She will change her mind" about not wanted to see him ever again. Then Adam gets up to wallow in self-pity and bumps into Holly J, leaving Clare and Eli to chat at the table.
In Jesus, Etc. (1), Clare is receiving driving lessons from Eli. As Clare steps on the gas pedal, they nearly run over Fitz, who had stepped out in front of them. They are shocked by Fitz's sudden return, and Clare drives off leaving Fitz by himself. Later, Fitz goes up to Clare and tells her that he found God. Fitz runs away when Eli drives up in his hearse. Eli tells Clare to stay away from Fitz and that she is making it hard to do his job to protect her, she leaves out of the hearse. The next morning Clare is walking from the bus while Eli is leaning on his hearse watching out for Fitz. She asks him what he's doing and she walks away when she hears the answer. Then at The Dot, Clare and Adam are talking and they notice Fitz is working at The Dot. Later Adam leaves The Dot and Clare walks up to Fitz and asks why he needed to talk to her and that he should keep a distance from her and Eli. Eli then drives up and sees them talking. He angrily walks over, breaks the conversation and shoves Fitz and tells him to back off, asking Clare if she's okay. Fitz then apologizes to him. Eli does not accept and asks Clare if she's leaving with him. She hesitates, and says yes and they leave.
In Jesus, Etc. (2), Eli is first seen reading in an empty classroom when Clare comes up to him and apologizes about talking to Fitz and freaking him out. He says it's okay and continues reading his edited story. Clare asks him what he thought about the changes she made to his story. He stands up and tells her she improved it and he's impressed. She throws her arms around him and gives him a hug. She tells him that he has nothing to worry about and promises to not let anyone come in between them. He says they should promise not to fight anymore and then she gives him a quick kiss before the bell rings. Later, Clare tells him over the phone that when he's done working on his story, he can come over to her house. When he arrives, he is shocked to see Fitz standing with Clare in her living room. Clare explains that Fitz had just showed up, beaten up, and that he's having problems at home. Eli says it's just another lie and asks her why she even cares. She tells him anyone with a heart would care about someone in trouble. Eli responds by asking her if she's saying he's some heartless monster to which she blurts out "sometimes." Both seems surprised by the comment and Eli just stares at her in disbelief. Fitz chimes in saying that he and Eli need to talk. Eli turns his attention to Fitz saying he has nothing to say to him and walks out. After Fitz leaves, Clare comes outside to find Eli sitting in Morty will his head down. She gets in and apologizes for calling him heartless and says she didn't mean it. He says it's fine and he deserved it. When he lifts his head up it shows that he is crying. He tells her that he doesn't want to lose her but feels like she's slipping away and there's nothing he can do to stop it. He asks her to promise not to leave him and she agrees. The next day, he tells her that he finished the story and changed the ending after being inspired by what happened with them and Fitz the previous day. He tells her that in the story, the hero realizes he can't protect the heroine so he kills her, drinks her blood, and that way they can be together forever as one. Clare says that's disturbing but he says it's his masterpiece and a true horror story. He tells her he couldn't have written it without her and that it's all about her. Clare seems unsettled by this but just brushes it off with an nervous joke. Eli says he owes her a driving lesson and gestures toward the exit. Before leaving, Eli publicly declares his love for Clare and puts his arm around her. They smile at each other and once they turn away, both of their faces change. While she looks somewhat nervous and uncomfortable, he looks somewhat possessive and sinister. They then walk off, with Clare looking rather uncomfortable.
In Drop the World (1), Eli sprints to the school to find Clare, who is shocked to find that her name is listed as one of the authors in his new story, Stalker Angel. She is not nearly as excited as Eli would like her to be. Alli walks by at the perfect moment and Clare makes up an excuse that she and Alli need time to talk about their dresses for the dance. Eli makes fun of Clare for wanting to go to the dance and tells her that it's trivial compared to his story being published, but Clare just tells him to not bother coming to the dance if he is not interested, leaving Eli confused. Later on, Clare and Eli are hanging out on top of Morty in the woods and Clare starts to dance when a song she likes comes on the radio. Instead of joining in, Eli makes fun of her choice in music. Then, Eli tells Clare that he talked to her mom and that she is allowed to travel with Eli and his family to the Gothic convention. Upset that Eli talked to her mom before her, Clare is hesitant to accept his invite, but finally says yes. Clare meets Eli at their bench later that day and tells him that she figured things out and realizes that Eli has been acting differently because he is thinking about Julia. Eli denies this and tells Clare that he never thinks about Julia anymore, but she doesn't believe him. Clare tells Eli that she needs a break from him and won't be going to Bloomington. Eli is upset and goes to the abandoned church with his dad's gun and a picture of him and Julia. Eli then yells at the picture as if he were talking to Julia, saying that she is the reason that Clare hates him, and that she ruined his life. Afterwards, he hesitates and then calmly says "Not anymore" And shoots the picture of the two of them.
Season 11Edit
In LoveGame, Clare can't believe Eli is over her. She is convinced his 'normal' behavior is a plot to win her back. She attempts to talk to Eli and fails, prompting her to scream the now famous line "Did three months mean nothing?! Did you flip a switch and erase me from your memory? It took you a year! A year to get over your ex! Did you ever love me at all?!" Jake stops her rant with "And... scene" and then drags her out of Above the Dot. The next day, Clare is walking with Alli in the hallways and they talk about her kiss with Jake. She sees Eli at his locker and apologizes for her random outburst last night. Eli tells her he can't feel anything because he is now on anti-anxiety pills prescribed by his therapist. He then walks away leaving her shocked, ashamed, and upset with herself.
In Dirt Off Your Shoulders (1), due to his medication, Eli is able to talk to Clare without losing it. She tells him she needs to interview him as part of the drama section in the newspaper. He realizes he is out of time when Clare shows up for the interview. Eli considers resigning from the play, due to lak of inspiration, but the second Fiona asks Eli if Clare's a good writer, Eli rips the resignation out of Fiona's hands and tears it to shreds. Later, Eli still struggles to write. He looks over to the main lobby where Jake and Clare are talking. When he see Clare and Jake laughing and walking off together with their arms around each other, he tries to calm himself but freaks out and breaks a computer.In U Don't Know (2), Imogen is seen at Little Miss Steaks spying on Clare with Jake. Eli enters the restaurant thinking Imogen invited him to talk about "Clara." Imogen compliments him, but he shrugs it off. Eli starts to sit down where she is sitting, but Imogen suggests they sit at another spot. Imogen then walks over where Clare and Jake are. They walk in on the couple kissing. Clare then awkwardly introduces Eli to Jake, whom he has met before. Imogen puts her arm around Eli as if they are a couple and calls him 'muffin' twice. He becomes angry, yells at Imogen to stop calling him 'muffin', and leaves.
In Lose Yourself (1), Clare interrupts Eli and Fiona's work on the play to convince Eli not to gossip about her around Jake. Eli puts Clare on edge by referring to Jake as "out of the picture soon enough," and walking away laughing in a very unstable way. Clare later goes through Eli's bag and almost gets caught by Jake. Clare then begins to get worried when she sees Eli has Jake doing things such as hanging lights on an unsteady rafter.
In Lose Yourself (2), Clare is paranoid about Eli doing something to hurt Jake, so she decides to work with him on the play set. Later on, Clare comes to Eli and says that she read the play. He asks her how it was, and she tells him it was beautiful. Eli tells Clare that he made some changes. Clare tells him that he made Clara the hero, and Eli quickly says, "Because she is the hero." Clare and Eli stare at each other until other students walk into the theater for class.
In Extraordinary Machine (1), Bullfrog drives Eli to school and questions his mood when he sees Eli looking at Clare and Jake together. Clare and Eli talk about the new play and firing Jake and they decide to talk at The Dot. Eli is under the impression that it's a date. At The Dot Eli attempts to flirt with Clare which she shuts down. She asks him about Imogen and he gets upset. They start over but Eli becomes flustered when Jake shows up to take Clare to the movies after. After Clare asks if he's OK, he slams his fist hard into the table, causing Jake to come over and check on Clare.
In Extraordinary Machine (2), after Imogen plants pills in Clare's bag, Eli comes up a plan to get Clare off the hook, by telling Mr. Simpson that the pills were his, and that Clare was just holding them for him. Mr. Simpson asks Clare if it's true, and she agrees, even though she was still mad. Mr. Simpson then tells Eli that he has to tell his parents about the incident, and Eli agrees. In the middle of the play, he looks out to Clare, who is staring at him, and he forgets his lines. Eli begins to get upset and decides to tell the audience that although he changed the ending many times, it still won't be a happy ending. He goes on about how your mind will trick you, and that he was the one who was wrong and he was the one who hurt people, implying he was talking about his relationship with Clare and jerking around Imogen. He starts to burn his script on stage while he cries, and everyone gives him a standing ovation, including Clare, who is also crying.In Don't Panic (1), Eli later thinks of an idea after seeing Jake and Clare have a fight in the hallway. The idea's to help Jake learn what makes Clare tick.
In Don't Panic (2), Eli's decided that he needs to help Jake win Clare back. So he comes up with a plan to get them together to talk it out. When the three of them are sitting there Eli reveals to them that he is bipolar. In the end Jake and Clare profess their love to one another while Eli watches the couple happily, now that he's in Clare and Jake's good books again.
In Dead and Gone (2), when Vince shows up unexpectedly and shoots Adam, Eli catches him. After Vince runs off, Eli and Clare are seen kneeling next to Adam. When Adam is placed on the ambulance stretcher, Drew asks Eli and Clare if they will ride with him to the hospital. They agree. In a hospital hallway, Eli and Clare joke with Adam about how girls like scars. When Audra shows up, Eli and Clare give her a moment alone with Adam. Clare gets a text from Jake which is clearly upsetting and after saying her relationship with Jake has gotten complicated, she shows Eli the text. He says he's sorry that they have broken up and Clare says she guesses it wasn't meant to be. They smile at each other, hinting that they might get back together sometime in the future.In Nowhere to Run, Eli finds Clare in the woods. He explains to her how he got there, and jokes wondering what she's doing in the woods all by herself. She briefly explains being upset over Jake 'moving on,' and tells him that she's glad it was Eli who found her. Eli helps her wrap up her injured hand, and offers her his jacket. They briefly look at each other in silence until Jake and Drew find them, and they all head back to the cabin and Clare returns his jacket. Later Clare tells Jake she thought about kissing Eli to get back at him for kissing Alli. Later, When they all leave the cabin, Clare invites Eli to ride along with her and Jake, since it would be a long trip back by bike. He accepts and thanks her.
In In The Cold, Cold Night (1), Eli makes peace with Clare in the honor of completing the holiday edition of the Degrassi Daily.In In The Cold, Cold Night (2), Eli tries to talk to Clare but Clare freezes him out. They are later seen at the J.T Yorke Memorial where they chat and Clare accidentally spills soup on Eli. The next day when they finish the paper, Clare and Eli go to the Degrassi Frostival together. At the Frostival Clare offers Eli some cotton candy which Eli spits out. Eli then asks Clare if she was really worried about him and Clare said it wasn't him. Then Eli has to go since his family is going away for the holidays. Then, Clare kisses Eli and tells him to hold on to what he's thinking and they'll talk after break.
Season 12Edit
In Come As You Are (1), Clare wants to talk with Eli about the kiss they shared before break, but he seems to be avoiding the topic. After getting advice from Jake, Clare tries to get Eli to bring it up, but he never does. Getting fed up, Clare confronts him, and Eli admits he didn't bring up their kiss because he made a play last year to get her back and whenever he chases her he feels like he takes 5 steps back from his recovery. He admits that if they get back together, she has to be all in. Clare kisses him and says, "Eli, I am all in." Eli then kisses her and they get back together.In Come As You Are (2), the two wake up together, still on the phone with one another from the previous night. They are happy they are back together, and excited for their first date together back as a couple. However, Clare's internship starts that very day, though she promises Eli she will make it to their date on time. Eli and Clare share a brief kiss. When Clare is offered a huge opportunity on her first day working, she calls Eli, asking if it would be okay to cancel their date. Eli is okay with it and jokes about the time when he crashed his hearse into a wall. Then tells her that just because they are in a relationship doesn't mean that they have to give up everything.
In Gives You Hell (1) Clare is seen outside prepared to eat her packed lunch when Eli walks by, takes it and throws the sandwich away. Eli tells Clare he's going to take her out to lunch to celebrate his play idea. Eli grimaces when Clare mentions Becky. Eli argues that he should be "Top Dog" because he is more familial with Degrassi's drama club. Clare persuades Eli to be nice. Eli then promises Clare that he'll be nice to Becky. They walk off to lunch as Eli explains his play idea.
In Gives You Hell (2) Eli is seen in the hallway going over list of students that auditioned for the role of Juliet. Clare sees him and asks about the Juliet callbacks. After seeing Eli's frustration, Clare jokes about auditioning, even getting him to smile by doing a little dance. Eli admits to having issues with his partnership with Becky. Clare reminds him that he will be working in these types of situations when he's at college, but Eli believes that this musical won't get him into NYU. Clare tells him, "When we watched The Dark Knight together, you talked nonstop about how Christopher Nolan took all these familiar, played out elements, and made them new again." Clare tells Eli that he should find a way to make it his own and that she believes in him. Eli feels slightly better and affectionately holds her hand while they gaze at each other for a moment.In Got Your Money (2), Eli mentions to Dave that Clare wanted him to go to the dance to cheer on Adam.
In Closer to Free (2), Clare meets with Eli in the gym during rehearsal, upset about the twitter trend #stuffclaresays. Eli tells her to calm down and just let it blow over.
In Waterfalls (1), Clare, Eli & Alli are seen walking to school; both Eli and Alli tease Clare about Asher. Once Clare gets a phone call from Asher, Eli holds Clare's hand while she talks to him. Clare and Eli are seen in the gym talking about the interview with Asher. Clare says for Eli to be professional and that he can't touch her. Eli tells Clare asks her if he should be jealous of Asher and if anyone gets in between them he'd have to kill them; Clare then says she only has eyes for Eli. They end up holding hands and kissing until Asher comes walking in. Once Clare comes back from getting coffee for Asher, she briefly talks to Eli about the interview and what they talked about. When Clare is writing the article for the newspaper, Eli is sitting on her couch doing homework. She then tells him she finished it and asks him to read it out loud. Once he sees she only wrote that he was brilliant, he asks why she didn't say handsome too. She then slaps him lightly and rests her head and hands on his shoulder while he continues to read. Clare then realizes she made a mistake on the article; Eli tries to convince her it wasn't that big of a deal while she calls Asher. When he didn't pick up, she leaves to go talk to him.
In Sabotage (1), Clare is still lying to Eli about Asher and the internship, she meets him in the hallway and tells him she is late to her internship before kissing on the check goodbye. Later, Eli finds Clare in a classroom writing up an article about the Dallas and the hockey team smashing up the school garden and drinking during school. Clare, Eli, Jake, Katie are in the hallway when Dallas confronts Clare and reminds her he knows her secret before leaving. Clare admits to Eli she lost the internship cause Asher thought she wasn't a good enough writer, Eli seems to believe her and watches Clare enter a classroom and sit down looking upset.
Clare and Eli re-enter the party and Eli tells her that everyone will get over her leaving her own party, Dallas approaches them and insults them leading to an all out brawl which only stops when Imogen gets the confetti canon to work. Fiona succeeds in kicking out Dallas and the hockey team. Clare is with Eli asking if he is ok, Eli says hes fine but his hand hurts, Clare kisses him before they leave. On a balcony, Clare applies an icepack to Eli's hand and tells him that if hadn't of punched Dallas she would have. Eli says Dallas's face is like a brick wall. Clare says it was stupid to go after the hockey team when Asher is the one she wants. Eli says he has to pay for what he did, Clare tells Eli its all she ever thinks about and that he has gotten away with it, Eli says he can't accept that, Clare asks if hes going to do something to him, Eli says no.. we are and Clare says together, they share a kiss and then look at each other.
In Scream (1) ,Clare asks Eli if he found out a way to get revenge on Asher, but Eli is busy with the play. He promises her he will work on it and they share a hug. Clare returns to Eli again and he still doesn't have a plan, but promises again to work on it and Clare kisses him on the head before bailing. The third time, he realizes that all the 'good plans' he had went wrong so they shouldn't sneak into Asher's office, but instead, she should talk to Ms. Oh. She refuses but Eli already did and Ms.Oh is waiting to talk to her.
In Scream (2), Clare is mad at Eli for telling Ms. Oh the truth about what happened with Asher and the internship, When they are in the hallway, Clare tells Eli to go to hell before attempting to walk off, Eli tells Clare he thinks her revenge plan isn't going to work and doesn't believe its the right thing to do, Clare asks Eli if he is in or not, Eli says hes not and Clare tells him to go to his stupid play, Eli hesitates and when Clare repeats herself Eli bails. Later after the play is over, Clare arrives with flowers for Eli and stands near Adam as he watches Eli get up on a table being graudlated for the play being a success, Eli gets down and approaches Clare, Clare admits she missed the play but promises to go to each and every one of the 7 remaining shows. Clare tells Eli about her plan with the naked photos not working out and that Jennifer another intern is going to the police with her to tell them what happened with Asher sexually assaulting them both. Clare tries to quote a line from the play but Eli tells her they have to stop thinking of themselves as Romeo and Juliet cause looked how that turned out. Eli asks Clare about the naked photos; once she says she deleted them he then says he'll just have to settle for the real thing. Eli tells Clare he loves her and Clare says forever and always and they kiss.In Building A Mystery (1), Eli and Clare are walking hand in hand towards the school and talking about Eli's new project he has yet to think of, Becky bumps into them and says sorry before leaving, and they watch her go. Eli runs up to Clare in the corridor, Clare asks if he is excited or freaking out, Eli says both and then says this is going
to be the best term ever, Clare asks why? And Eli tells her that the NYU Grad Brett Barnet will be guest starring in his class this week so he can get him to write him a reference for NYU, Eli puts his arm around Clare as they walk off. Clare approaches Eli who is sitting in a classroom; Eli tells Clare he has no ideas for the short film project and that he needs to impress Brett if he wants that reference letter, Clare tells Eli to relax and that he can do this, she offers Jake to help him as Clare bails.In Building A Mystery (2), Eli is telling Clare about his project feeling really good this morning and that Jake helped him get over his writers block, she kisses him goodbye and wishes him luck. Later, Eli is telling Clare what a disaster his project was and then admits to smoking some good bowls of weed with Jake and now he thinks that hes not good enough for NYU, Clare quotes batman to Eli before taking his hand and telling him he can do anything, even if he doesn't know it yet, she does, Clare then offers to help Eli on his project. Eli later hopes Brett his new project which is about him and Clare's relationship and him leaving her behind next year, Brett is impressed and gives Eli a reference letter.
In I Want It That Way (1), Clare mentions to Alli and Jenna that she and Eli will be seeing a Jay Z concert that she got tickets to.
In Tonight, Tonight While Eli and Clare are studying on Clare's bed she brings up university and then looks sad because she knows Eli is leaving so soon. Clare's mom, Helen Martin, comes in at exactly 8 pm and tells Eli it is time to leave. Clare sees Jake and Katie in the hallway and finds it unfair that Katie gets to stay to all hours of the night and Eli has to leave at 8. At school, Clare asks Jake to invite Eli over to their house so her mom won't be able to kick him out since he is Jake's guest and not hers. Later, at the Edwards-Martin's household Clare is forced to go to the craft fair with her mom, even though she was supposed to spend the afternoon with Eli. She tells him he doesn't have to stay and they share a brief kiss. She comes home to find Eli and Jake high, takes the weed, and tells Eli to go upstairs to her bedroom so her mom won't catch him. She goes upstairs to find Eli, after talking to her mom and covering for Jake. She finds him sleeping in her bed, and wakes him up.
He tells her it's "sleep time," and refuses to get up. She asks him how he is at jumping out windows, he gets out of her bed shirtless and replies by telling her, "that's high, I'm high...sorry I'm such a bad boyfriend.."
Helen comes in and catches Eli shirtless and he leaves embarrassed. She finds the weed on Clare's bed and asks if Eli is a druggie. She forbids him from ever stepping foot in their household again. Clare tells her it was Jake's fault and that he gave it to Eli. Jake hears this while standing in the doorway. He tells Clare's mom that they did smoke but not in the house. Helen is furious and tells him his dad will deal with it later. Clare, Jake, and their parents have a family meeting about the double standard, and Clare feels she is treated unfairly. While her mom isn't looking Clare steals Jake's truck and meets Eli in town. He tells her how hot she looks in a truck and the two of them drive to watch WhisperHug perform.
She gets a call from her mom once she gets there, expecting to be yelled at, but to her surprise her mom tells her that Eli is allowed to stay until 10pm from now on. And not only that, but they are allowed to stay out until 11pm since they don't have school tomorrow due to spring break. They smile at each other and share a sweet kiss.
In Bitter Sweet Symphony (1) Clare can't go in her locker because her locker is moved. Eli offers to share his locker with her and convinces Dave it will turn out fine, even though Dave doesn't think it will. When he is leaving for class, he notices that Clare's diary fell onto his books, but doesn't have time to return it. In class, he ends up reading it and sees her old entries about her love for Jake. He becomes jealous and when Clare asks him is he has her diary, he lies and says no. She becomes suspicious after he acts hostile towards Jake and he admits to stealing it. Clare gets upset with him for invading her privacy and storms off.
In Bitter Sweet Symphony (2), Eli apologises to Clare about reading her diary and she forgives him. She tells Eli that she is ready to take "the next step" and then Eli suggest to eat breakfast and to make a plan for it. As they are walking, Eli discovers Cam's body in the greenhouse and protects Clare from looking. In shock, he tells her not to look and to go find a teacher and call 911.
In Ray of Light (1), Clare asks Fiona to ask Eli to do the video yearbook to help get him of his slump. Eli agrees and later finds out Clare was the one who put Fiona up to it. Clare explains she thought it would be good for him, so Eli continues doing the video. Later, when Eli is asked to put Cam in the video, Clare offers her help because she is worried about him, but Eli declines and suggest going on a random adventure to party with random people. Clare laughs but doesn't agree to go. She tells Eli that she is worried he is avoiding talking about what he saw and thinks he should talk about it.
In Zombie (2), Connor expresses his wanting for Eli and Clare to get back together. While Eli still loves Clare with all his heart, he refuses to get back together with her. However, later in the episode, he confronts Clare again, asking if she wants to be his girlfriend again. Clare turns him down, saying that 'they aren't a fairytale.' Eli sadly walks off.
- First Relationship:
- Start Up: All Falls Down (1) (1023)
- Break Up: Drop the World (2) (1044)
- Reason: Eli was becoming manipulative and obsessive with Clare because he didn't want to lose her, It was the last straw when Eli crashed his hearse for her when she just needed space.
- Second Relationship:
- Start Up: Come As You Are (1) (1201)
- Broke Up: Ray of Light (2) (1234)
- Reason: Eli believes that no matter what he says, Clare does not listen to him and forms her own opinions instead.
- Both Eli and Clare share the same line "Go to Hell."
- Eli used this line in Need You Now (2)
- Clare used this line in Scream (2)
- They were the first ones to find out that Adam is a female to male transgender.
- Both are best friends with Adam Torres.
- Both Eli and Clare, along with Adam, had a conflict with Fitz though Clare ended up on good terms with him.
- Both Eli and Clare have a conflict with Mike Dallas and Luke Baker though Clare and Eli ended their conflict with Dallas.
- They are both passionate about writing.
- Eli's first relationship with Clare is the second relationship for him to end on April 22. The first relationship was with Julia.
- Both Eli and Clare have been published. Eli with Stalker Angel and Clare with her article about Romeo and Jules.
- They have matching helix piercings.
- Eli's first line was spoken to Clare. "I think they're dead," (referring to her glasses).
- Eli taught Clare how to drive.
- Eli was the second character to have Clare proved that she doesn't care of what people think of her - she screamed at the top of her lungs in public. The first was K.C.
- They were going to have a conversation about having sex but Cam's suicide changed that.
- They have both told each other that they need a break from their relationship.
- Munro says he prefers shooting scenes with Aislinn when Eli and Clare are love interests.
- Clare had a conflict with Eli's ex-girlfriend, Imogen.
- Even thought they're broken up, they still love each other.
- Eli crashed his car for Clare.
- Clare used Eli to rebel against her parents.
- Clare tried to go goth for Eli.
- This couple is favored by Munro, Alex, Lyle, Ana and Chloe.


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CMA Awards: Who Won? Who Looked Good?
These award shows are a joke. What ever happened to talent? What happened to quality songwriting? The music is back to disco. Songs sound like music you work out too. And we all need 20 dancers so people to pay attention to the talent.
Come on, Justin Beiber, the rapper with the pink hair, J-Lo(w) doing a car ad, that's not music, they can't even sing without the aid of electronics. Boring. Same goes for Taylor (no so) Swift. Cute, no, sexy, definitely NO, and a poor songwriting ability. Most of the music today will be forgotten tomorrow. Pitbull, another loser with no talent. Why didn't the Kardashians or Hilton get an award for their great singing ability?
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August 2012 Issue of Linux Journal: Linux Means Business
Water Coolers, Cubicles, Committee Meetings and a Penguin
One of these things doesn't belong in the workplace. If you ask most people in the business world, they'd say a penguin is a silly thing to keep at work. Those of us in the server room, however, just snicker at such foolishness. I'll take Linux over a committee meeting any day! This month, we get to see Linux at work.
You might have noticed the past few months we've chosen a product or program as "Editors' Choice" for the issue. It's a great way for us to highlight something we find particularly awesome. This month, I introduce Resara. Samba 4 has been in active development for years, but the folks at Resara package the current build into a very functional Microsoft Active Directory replacement. Their community version is full-featured and free—it's definitely worth checking out.
Reuven M. Lerner talks about a particularly serious issue this month, as he discusses database integrity. Databases often are overlooked as boring, but we rely on them constantly. Having viable, accurate data is something we assume, but Reuven shows us how to make that assumption possible. Dave Taylor follows up with a tutorial on how to use shell aliases and functions. We often take the simple tweaks in our .bashrc file for granted, but Dave not only opens it up, he also shows how to add tweaks of our own.
The Raspberry Pi device is something most people in our circles are familiar with, even if we haven't been able to get our hands on one! Kyle Rankin, as usual, takes something awesome and makes it even more so. Combining his Nokia N900 and the Raspberry Pi, Kyle is able to interface directly with the fancy new device. Whether you're interested in creating a super-efficient media center or just like playing with embedded devices, Kyle makes it simple.
My Open-Source Classroom column this month is all about smoke and mirrors—without the smoke. Although certainly not practical for everyone, sometimes having a local repository mirror is useful. I explain how to mirror CentOS and Ubuntu. Be sure to bring lots of storage space!
When we think about compression, it usually means archiving or resource conservation. Arun Viswanathan discusses LZO compression in Hadoop this month, which uses saved space to decrease disk read times. Since LZO can be decompressed very quickly, the advantages in data transfer times are significant. Arun has code samples and usage examples that really show off the benefits.
Jay Palat found a Vagrant he really likes. If you've ever deployed an application only to have it work on some systems but not others, you'll likely agree with him. Vagrant is a tool for providing a virtualized development environment so you can test applications on multiple systems without actually creating the entire test environment. It's certainly possible to virtualize different types of installation environments, but Vagrant allows you to test those environments with a single tool.
Linux has a great virtual filesystem layer that allows the seamless use of underlying filesystems. Most people don't know that Samba does the same thing for its fileshares. Richard Sharpe shows how to set up Samba VFS Modules, giving us the advantages of different filesystem features via Samba shares. Richard guides us through an example that really shows how to leverage this little known feature of Samba.
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Doc Searls ends our issue this month, which is usually how our magazine ends. This time, however, he shares a chapter from his new book The Intention Economy, which is a brilliant piece on free markets and the Internet. Are we slaves to Internet companies? Does the Internet work for us, or are we slaves of on-line captors? Be sure to read the excerpt, and be sure to enjoy this entire issue of Linux Journal. Whether you're interested in new products, coding examples, tech tips or cool projects, this issue aims to please.
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It is with great regret and sadness that we must report the ending of business operations of Resara LLC, effective immediately. The reason for this abrupt and unexpected announcement is due to significant financial and personnel challenges that have left the company with no other alternative but to close.
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1. | ilona | ||
an intelligent female who is sought after by many.
usually pretty yet quite insecure. a kinky individual to be sure. most likely to become a dominatrix in the future. has many selective friends (the most special of these being referred to as a dude) and cannot abide being around morons. friends may be of varying sexuality but generally no necrophiliacs, paedophiles or people into bestiality. kinky fetishists are fine. activities carried out by these friends may include biting, licking, groping and on some rare occasions, rimming. she is not necessarily blonde and hair colour may vary from a light brown to red. she can be heard emitting such strange syllables as meh and meep. WARNING: may bite. HARD. "This is the pulse...
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2. | Ilona | ||
A real sweet girl who always talks about her silly boyfriend or her passion for fashion.
She is real smart and looks like a model, she is going to be very famous. Talking to Ilona NEVER gets boring, Ilona should be president. Hey, when I grow up I wanna be like Ilona!
3. | Ilona | ||
Pretty, attractive, HOT IN BED, Nice Ass, Charming, Sense of Humor, Talks a lot, Talkative, Nice, Serious sometimes, Cute, Humorous, chatty, Kinky, Nice, Always happy, Doesn't Cry Hot in BEd ( She is such a ilona in bed )
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4. | ilona | ||
usually a hot blonde girl, not confused with (a loner) due to her having many friends hey look at that ilona over there!
5. | ilona | ||
a strange yet exquisite mix of retardation and vodka. resembles kelly osbourne in contemporary society. when viewed in her natural habitat, the ilona most likely will be covered in black clothing wearing big dark sunglasses. likes owls. is best friends forever with katie, another amazing individual. tends to say "jinx" quite often in katie's presence. laughs constantly and erupts without warning, disturbing few near due to invisible cloak. a friend and lover of all. dayum sheet dats whack, dats ILONA.
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6. | Ilona | ||
- someone who is ambigous looking, with poor circulation, and an obsession with the rapper Coolio. She is a clean freak and has slight OCD. She likes to make music. She likes tea. Also has a soft spot for kilts, haggis and tartan. What are you doing today?
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The man known to the base as 'Mega' calmly sat down to have breakfast in the mess hall, only slightly distracted by the messages on the comm. It was a bowl of cereal with some ridiculous health drink that tasted awful to anyone who had any tastebuds left. Mega was not one of those.
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Back Problems: Proper Lifting
No one is immune to having a back injury. Whether you have a strong back or have hurt your back before, it is well worth it to:
- Stop yourself before casually picking up a light or heavy load.
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- Lift and move slowly and carefully.
The time you take to use the right lifting mechanics is far less than the days, weeks, or months it can take to heal from a back injury.
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