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Mark's Ark, where the animals come to YOU! Very fun, interactive exotic animal shows for any family oriented event. With more than 20 years of professional experience with exotic animals, Mark Kohlhorst, of Mark's Ark, presents the most interactive experience…
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Animal Magic was voted Nickelodeon's Entertainer of The Year! We are a fully licensed and insured non-profit, 501(C)(3) organization dedicated to exotic wildlife conservation and entertainment. Our programs have educated and enlightened audiences across…
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TC Special Entertainment 4 U is your professional full service entertainment company specializing in all your party needs. Allow us to make your special day as memorable as it should be. Here we emphasize quality and professionalism to ensure that all…
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August Entrainment has safely supplied fire acts and live animals to conventions, parties, bachelor parties,corporate functions, schools and children's birthday parties since 1978.
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Professional wholesome family entertainment corporation well known in North Florida and Georgia for 30 years. Providing the finest in all genres of entertainment including: Balloon artists Jugglers, Magicians, Stilt Walkers, Face Painters and Body Artists,…
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We provide stilt walkers, face painters, body artists, balloon artists, balloon decor, magic, illusions, living statues, and more.
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acrobats & circus artists —a highly trained group of acrobatic performers—add fun and flourish to any occasion. The wide range of offerings (from aerial silks to stilt walking) allows you to choose the elements that will most enhance your event.…
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We love what we do and it shows in our work! Fun-O-Rama Parties is locally owned & operates in the greater Atlanta area. We specialize in a variety of Fun Children's & Family Entertainment! We have well over 10+ years experience in Creative Balloon…
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We provide positive sing-a-longs and storyline productions. We offer interactive presentations providing children educational and moral value presentations enforcing TEAMWORK, CARING & SHARING, FOLLOWING DIRECTIONS AND MUCH MUCH MORE. We also provide…
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We do comedy magic, awesome full face-painting, balloon hats & animals. We also make live bunny rabbits appear during the magic shows. Tater & Doodle bring full sound systems with headset microphones so audio is never a problem. If this is a…
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Party Peeple will make your party come alive with a variety of fun!! We offer lovable and fun clowns and a wide variety of kids favorite characters, such as Tinkerbell, Spiderman, Batman, Cinderella and more. Each one of our entertainers is a professional…
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More than 40 classic touring cars from the 1970s to the 1990s will contest the Fujifilm Classic Touring Car Trophy double-header races at the Silverstone Classic in England, July 20-22.
So far, 41 entries are confirmed for the event, with cars representing 10 makes and 18 models. Sixteen of those cars come from the 1990s "super touring era" of the British Touring Car Championship.
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Models registered include: Alfa Romeo 156; Audi A4 and 80; BMW 635, M3 and M3 DTM; Ford Capri, Escort, Mondeo, Sierra and Sierra RS500; Honda Accord; Jaguar XJ12C and XJS; Mazda 323F; Nissan Primera; Talbot Sunbeam; and Vauxhall Cavalier, Belmont and Vectra.
While we won't be able to enjoy this particular assemblage of vintage iron in the United States, the FIA World Touring Car Championship will hit Sonoma Raceway, Sept. 21-23.
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Utica shale and fracking news
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- Injection wells are efficient for liquid waste disposal from drilling, supporters say
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- Anti-fracking amendment rejected in Youngstown
- New natural gas pipeline could run from Utica shale region through Akron area to Detroit, Ontario
- Anti-fracking amendment on ballot in Youngstown
- Chesapeake awaiting pipelines, processing plants for Utica shale natural gas
Utica and Marcellus shale web sites
Ohio Department of Natural Resources' Division of Oil and Gas Resources Management State agency Web site.ODNR Division of Oil and Gas Resources Management. State drilling permits. List is updated weekly.
ODNR Division of Geological Survey.
Ohio Environmental Protection Agency.
Ohio State University Extension.
Ohio Farm Bureau.
Ohio Oil and Gas Association, a Granville-based group that represents 1,500 Ohio energy-related companies.
Ohio Oil & Gas Energy Education Program.
Energy In Depth, a trade group.
Marcellus and Utica Shale Resource Center by Ohio law firm Bricker & Eckler.
Utica Shale, a compilation of Utica shale activities.
Landman Report Card, a site that looks at companies involved in gas and oil leases.FracFocus, a compilation of chemicals used in fracking individual wells as reported voluntarily by some drillers.
Chesapeake Energy Corp,the Oklahoma-based firm is the No. 1 driller in Ohio.
Rig Count Interactive Map by Baker Hughes, an energy services company.
Shale Sheet Fracking, a Youngstown Vindicator blog.
National Geographic's The Great Shale Rush.
The Ohio Environmental Council, a statewide eco-group based in Columbus.
Earthjustice, a national eco-group.
People's Oil and Gas Collaborative-Ohio, a grass-roots group in Northeast Ohio.
Concerned Citizens of Medina County, a grass-roots group.
No Frack Ohio, a Columbus-based grass-roots group.
Fracking: Gas Drilling's Environmental Threat by ProPublica, an online journalism site.
Pipeline, blog from Pittsburgh Post-Gazette on Marcellus shale drilling.
Allegheny Front, environmental public radio for Western Pennsylvania.
Eight protestors plead no contest in southern Ohio court
From Appalachian Resist!:
Eight people who participated in a February 19 protest at GreenHunter Energy's New Matamoras frack waste facility pled no contest to trespassing.
They were part of a group of 100 who protested the potential barging of frack waste on the Ohio River.On February 19th, protesters blocked the gates to the New Matamoras facility, turned away frack waste trucks, and unfurled a banner that read "GreenHunter: Making the Rich Richer and the Poor Sicker".GreenHunter Energy, a Texas company which, in addition to the New Matamoras facility, owns several Class II injection wells in Washington and Athens Counties, and a fleet of trucks for transporting frack waste, is now pressuring the Coast Guard to allow barging of hazardous frack waste up and down the Ohio River.According to GreenHunter's own estimates,each of their barges would carry almost half a million gallons of frack waste, monumentally increasing the influx of toxic waste brought in from out of state for injection in Ohio.
This frack waste has been shown by the EPA, the USGS, and other independent agencies to contain carcinogens and toxic heavy metals, as well as dangerous levels of radioactivity.
If even one frack-waste barge leaked or spilled, it would threaten the drinking water of 5 million people, as the Ohio River is a primary drinking water source for the region. According to Athens county resident Sasha White, "fracking waste is unlike other hazardous materials because it is a mix of unknown ingredients and disperses immediately in water. You can't clean it up."
In response to the February 19th demonstration, Washington County resident and SEOFIG Organizer Betsy Cook said she wanted "to thank the protestors that came to the GreenHunter facility and risked getting arrested... they wanted Washington County people to hear a message: they're bringing this brine into Washington County and it's coming from out of state. I was very appreciative that they took the time.It's up to us, now that we know that information, to decide what we want to do."
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ENB-4.14 - Sewer and Drainage Facilities Design Manual
Administrative Rule Adopted by Council
The Council finds:
1. The Bureau of Environmental Services oversees the design of sewer and drainage facilities within the City of Portland.
2. The engineering design standards that the Bureau of Environmental Services is currently using to design facilities were established in 1991 (
Sewer Design Manual
3. Those standards have not been formally updated since their inception.
4. Accepted civil engineering design practices have significantly changed.
5. Materials suitable for sewer and drainage facilities have significantly changed.
6. The Bureau of Environmental Services has recently completed an update of the original
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7. The Bureau of Environmental Services desires to have the Sewer and Drainage Facilities Manual adopted as an administrative rule and has followed the public review process as required by City Code 17.32.500.
8. The Sewer and Drainage Facilities Design Manual should initially be adopted by the City Council to increase public awareness of the administrative rule and to assure that the City Council is aware of the requirements imposed by the new rule.
Now, therefore, the Council directs:
a. The BES
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(1991) is hereby repealed.
b. The City to adopt the new BES
Sewer and Drainage Facilities Manual
to establish revised design standards for these public facilities, and that these standards shall apply to all such public facilities designed in the City of Portland.
c. Pursuant to PCC section 1.07.060, The Sewer and Drainage Facilities Design Manual shall be filed as an administrative rule in the Portland Policy Documents repository.
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2008 Errata Sheet
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2011 Errata Sheet
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These appendices are for general reference only and are intended to support the information in the Manual. Where information differs, this Manual and other approved City documents have precedence over these appendices.
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: Engineering and Design - Conduits, Culverts and Pipes - U S Army Corp of Engineers, Manual 110-2-2902
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Appendix A, Sewer Pipelines. State of Oregon, Department of Environmental Quality, Division 52
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Water and Sewer Separation Requirements and Solutions City of Portland Bureau of Water Works 5/21/03
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Utilities Installations/Pipeline Installation Procedures for Crossings Union Pacific Railroad
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Rules for Sewer Connection, City of Portland, Bureau of Environmental Services
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Chapter 5 Designing and Avoiding Odor and Corrosion in New Wastewater Collections Systems, US Environmental Protection Agency
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2008 and 2011 Errata Sheets adopted by Director of Bureau of Environmental Services and filed for inclusion in PPD July 11, 2011.
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ENB-4.01 - Stormwater Management Manual
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ENB-4.03 - Industrial Wastewater Discharges Administrative Rules
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ENB-4.05 - Sanitary System Development Charges
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ENB-4.08 - Sewer Backflow Devices, Reimbursement for Installation
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ENB-4.16 - Clean River Rewards Stormwater Discount Program
ENB-4.17 - Sanitary System Connection Administrative Rules
ENB-4.18 - Mandatory Sewer Connection Program
ENB-4.19 - Green Streets Policy and Green Streets Cross-Bureau Phase 2 Report
ENB-4.20 - Sewer and Drainage Rates and Charges
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ENB-4.23 - Grey-to-Green Treebate Program
ENB-4.24 - Public Works Permitting Services and Fees
ENB-4.25 - Extra Strength Charge Program Administrative Rules
ENB-4.26 - Fats, Oils, and Grease Removal Program Administrative Rules
ENB-4.27 - Nonconforming Sewer Conversion Program
ENB-4.28 - BES Financial Assistance Programs
ENB-4.29 - Nonconforming Sewer Conversion Fee Reimbursement Program - Interim Rules
See Also Erosion Control Plan Review and Inspection Requirements
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Where are all the positive players?
Posted by TheSurgeon83 on Jan 30, 2013 3:04 AM
Nearly every lobby I'm in (HCKC/TDM) the majority of players have a minus K/D, or are just scraping positive. Typically the highest positive I tend to see is around the 1.25/1.30 mark. Now I know for every death, there is a kill, excluding mistakes being made. So there must be a bunch or players out there with awesome K/Ds, where are they all? My TDM SPM & K/D are 255 & 1.61, and I'm usually top of the lobby or at least in the top 3, and I don't think those stats are amazing. Is this skill based matchmaking at work?
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Yesterday I discovered a potential resource leak when using the dbExpress Ado.NET provider, which can cause connections to be created and never freed. This leak was discovered when I implemented and started consuming a helper method which allows me to easily determine whether a data reader contains a specified column.
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It was not far from Ravello a not too far from Amalfi.It was a quiet place with the charm of the countryside. The staff was very helpful. There was complimentary parking on site. The room was nice and comfortable. The views from our window were magnificent. They had a nice continental breakfast. Wi-fi was not available in the room but... More
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Saturday, June 1, 2013 - 8:00am to 12:00pm
8 a.m. - Noon
4 CEUsRPLS Cost - $120 Paraprofessional Cost - $60
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Zilker Park - Rock Garden2100 Barton Springs Rd.78704 Austin, TXSee map: Google Maps -
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Surveying and Mapping Camp – June 9-11, 2013
Tyler Junior College, in conjunction with the Surveying Education Foundation of Texas (SEFT) and TSPS East Texas Chapter 4, is hosting a Surveying and Mapping Camp June 9-11, 2013. The camp is set up to introduce young people to surveying and mapping activities and career opportunities in the surveying profession. The camp is free of charge to the students who participate and open to high school students entering their sophomore, junior or senior years.
To register, go to www.tjc.edu/SurveyingCamp.
Forward this post card (pdf) to high school students that you might recommend or who would be interested in learning about the surveying profession.
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The Llano Estacado Chapter NMPS and TSPS Permian Basin Chapter 10 present Golf & CEUs in Ruidoso, New Mexico.
Friday, July 19
The Annual Golf Tournament at Cree Meadows Golf Course
301 Country Club Drive
Ruidoso NM 88345
1:00 p.m. $75 (green fee and half cart)Saturday, July 20
The Art of Topographic Surveys (8 CEUs)
8:00 a.m. - 5:00 p.m.
Inn of the Mountain Gods Resort and Casino
287 Carrizo Canyon Road
Mescalero, NM 88340
Instructor: George Forbis-Stokes, RPLS
This course examines the skills utilized in representing physical features on a map. By defining mapping categories, and terms, we will establish a common language for us to use during the course.Click HERE for tournament and seminar details and registration form.
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Friday, August 9, 2013 to Saturday, August 10, 2013
The Annual Strategic Planning Meeting is scheduled for August 9, with the Board of Directors meeting scheduled for Saturday, August 10.
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Thursday, September 26, 2013 - 12:00pm to Saturday, September 28, 2013 - 12:00pm
16 CEUs
Annandale Ranch
466 Annandale Ranch Rd.
Sabinal, TX 78881
830-988-2202Neal's Lodges
20970 Hwy 127
Concan, TX 78838
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Friday, September 27, 2013 to Saturday, September 28, 2013
Chapter 17 will host a two-day seminar event (12 CEUs) September 27-28 in El Paso, Texas.
Courses, instructors and location TBD.
Wednesday, October 30, 2013 to Saturday, November 2, 2013Sheraton Arlington Hotel1500 Convention Center Drive76011 Arlington, TXPhone: 817-261-8200See map: Google Maps
Friday, November 22, 2013
This year's TSPS West Central Texas Chapter 18 seminar will be held Nov. 22, 2013 at the Abilene Civic Center in Abilene, Texas
Topic, instructor and cost TBD.
Abilene Civic Center1100 N 6th St79601 Abilene, TXPhone: 325-676-6211See map: Google Maps


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Accepting & Celebrating Mistakes
See also here
Acceptance: Managing Stress
Acronynms: A memory technique
Active Reading
Activity Based Learners
Alcohol & Academics
Answering Different Types of Exam Questions
Assessing Your Memory
See also here
Assignments: Breaking Them Down
Anxiety: See Stress; Presentation Anxiety; Exam Anxiety
Body Scan Technique for Stress Reduction
Brain Research on Memory
Breaking Down Assignments
Breathing Techniques for Stress Reduction
Calendar: Term
Chaining: A Memory Technique
Characteristics of Expert Problem Solvers
Characteristics of Novice Problem Solvers
Charts: A Study Tool
Comprehension: See Reading Comprehension
Concentration While Reading
Concept Maps
See also here, here, here and here
Concept Summary Strategy for Quantitative Problem Solving
See also here and here
Conceptual Understanding
Connecting with Information: Different Learning Styles
ConStruct Procedure: A Note-making Tool
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Coping Statements for Managing Stress
Or see here
Cornell Note-taking System
See also here and here
Course Planner
Cramming for Tests & Exams
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Creating an Exam Calendar
Or see here
Critical Reading
Decision Step Strategy for Quantitative Problem Solving
See also here
Difficult Problems: Common Types of Difficult Quantitative Problems
Direction Words for Essays & Exams
Disarming Tests
Distribution of Practice: Effects on Memory
Drinking: Effects on Academics
Dumping Information: An Exam Writing Strategy
Effective Learners
Exams: General Approaches
Exams: Becoming Aware of Yourself as a Test Taker
Exams: Disarming Tests
Exams: Initial Preparation
Exams: Be Informed about the Exam
Exams: Be Strategic
Exams: Creating a Study Calendar
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Exams: Preparing Before the Test/Exam
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Exams: Select and Organize Key Information
Exams: Study Strategies
Exams: Cramming
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Exams: Elaboration & Understanding
Exams: Generation Effect
Exams: Matching Your Studying to Exam Question Types
Exams: Memory Strategies for Exam Prep
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Exams: Predicting Test Questions
Exams: Self-testing
Exams: Summary sheets for Studying
Exams: Understanding Concepts
Exams: Motivation
Exams: Extrinsic rewards
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Exams: Manufacturing motivation
Exams: Taking the Test
Exams: Answering Different Question Types
Exams: Dumping Information
Exams: Instruction words for Essays and Exam Questions
Exams: Strategies in Taking the Exam
Exams: Timing Your Exam
Exams: Coping with Anxiety
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Exams: Guided Imagery for Test Anxiety
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Exams: After the Test
Exams: Analyzing the Test Results
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Exams: Celebrating Mistakes
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Types of Exams
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Math & Science Exams; also see Quantitative Problem Solving
Multiple Choice Exams
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Take-home Essay Exams
Exams: Staying Healthy
Exams: Nurturing Your Mind & Body
Exams: Sleep and the Functioning Student
Exams: Sleep Diary
Exams: Sleep Hygiene: 12 Rules
Expert Problem Solvers: Characteristics
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Eye Movements to Reduce Stress
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Five Day Study Plan
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Forgetting & Remembering
Forgetting: Reasons
Forgetting: Solutions
General Problem Solving Method
Generating Questions
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Global Learners
Goal Prioritization
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Goal Setting
Graphic Organizers
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Grasping Material for Different Learning Styles
Guided Imagery for Test Anxiety
Health Habits During Exams; see also Stress; Sleep
Homework in Problem Solving Courses
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Homework: How much is enough?
How to Use Homework Time
Instruction Words for Essays & Exams
Intrinsic Motivation
Intuitors: Style of Connecting with Information
Imagery for Coping with Test Anxiety
Keeping Up: See Time Management
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Learning Styes: Working with your Preferred Learning Style
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Learning Styles: Kinesthetic Learners
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Learning Styles: Sequential Learners
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Lecture Notes from a Taped Lecture
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Levels of Questions
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Long Answer Exam Questions: See Short answer or Take Home Essay Exams
Look, Snap, Connect: A Memory Technique
Making Information Meaningful for Different Learning Styles
Math Anxiety
Math Exams
Math Problem Solving: See Quantitative Problem Solving
Memory Strategies
Memory Techniques: Acronyms (Mnemonics)
Memory Techniques: Chaining
Memory Techniques: Chunking
Memory Techniques: Look, Snap, Connect
Memory Techniques: Pegging & Creating Peg Lists
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Memory Training: Advanced Memory Strategies
Memory Training: Basic Memory Strategies
Memory: Fundamentals of Super Memory
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Memory: Major Memory System
Memory: Remembering Written Passages
Memory: Using eye movements to reduce stress & improve recall
Assessing Memory
Memory Function: Self-assessment
Memory: Objective Test
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Memory: Brain Research
Memory: Forgetting and Remembering
Memory: Forgetting Solutions
Memory: How Your Mind Works
Memory: Effects of Marijuana
Memory: Effects of Music
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Memory: Negative Influences
Memory: Reasons for Forgetting
Memory: The Distribution of Practice Effect
Memory: The Filing Cabinet of Your Mind
Memory: Whole Brain Learning
Midterms: See Exams
Mind Maps
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Mindful Body Scan
Mindful Walking
Mindfulness Exercises
Mindfulness-Based Stress Reduction
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Mistakes: How to Accept & Celebrate them
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Monitoring Your Time
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Multi-Pass Reading Technique
Multiple Choice Exams: Tips & Strategies
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Muscle Relaxation
"Now" Habit
Negative Effects on Memory
Negative Thoughts : Reframing
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Novice Problem Solvers: Characteristics
Nurturing Your Mind & Body
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Organizing your Time: see Time Management
Pacers: A Technique to Increase Reading Speed
Patterns of Learning
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Pegging & Creating Peg Lists: A Memory Technique
See also here
Predicting Exam Questions
Presentation Anxiety
Presentation Anxiety: What are the obstacles?
Presentation Anxiety: What makes presenting in front of a group so difficult?
Presentation Anxiety: Strategies
Presentation Anxiety: Coping Statements
See also here
Presentation Anxiety: Identifying Your Stress Inducing Self-Talk
Presentation Anxiety: Mindful Body Scan
Presentation Anxiety: Mindful Walking
Presentation Anxiety: Progressive Muscle Relaxation
Presentation Anxiety: Take a Deep Breath & Relax
Presentation Anxiety: Visualizing Success
Presentation Skills
Presentation Skills: Attention Grabbers for Presenters
Presentation Skills: Strategies for answering questions
Presentation Skills: Strategies to use Before a Presentation
Presentation Skills: Strategies to use During a Presentation
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Time Management: 4D's Strategy for Prioritizing
Time Management: A-B-C Strategy for Prioritizing
Time Management Matrix
Problem Solving: See Quantitative Problem Solving
See also here and here
Procrastination: Pleasure-Pain Principle
Procrastination: Time Management Matrix
Q & A Sessions: Strategies for Presenters
Quantitative Problem Solving
Problem Solving: What is it?
Problem Solving: What is your approach?
Problem Solving: Additional Resources
Problem Solving: Characteristics of Expert Problem Solvers
Problem Solving: Characteristics of Novice Problem Solvers
Problem Solving: Strategies & Tools
Problem Solving: Commons Types of Difficult Problems
Problem Solving: Concept Summary Strategy
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Problem Solving: Decision Step Strategy
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Problem Solving: Evidence Based Components of Expert Problem-Solving
Problem Solving: General Strategy
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Problem Solving: Homework Strategy
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Questions: Generating Questions
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Question Types: Tips for Exams
Being Aware of your Reading
Reading Myths
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Reading: Learning Styles
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Reading Comprehension
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Reading Comprehension: ConStruct Procedure = Concept + Structuring
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Reading Comprehension: Critical Reading Checklist
Reading Comprehension: Four Levels of Questions
Reading Comprehension: Levels of Thinking
Reading Comprehension: SQ4R Method
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Reading Retention
Reading Retention
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Reading Retention: Cornell System
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Reading Retention: Note-making with Mind Maps
Reading Retention: Why you should read out loud
Reading Skills
Reading Skills
Reading Speed
Reading: Self Assessment & Monitoring
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Reading: Skimming
Reading: Using a Pacer
Recall, Remembering: See Memory
Reflective Learners
Reframing Negative Thoughts
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Relaxation & Breathing
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Relaxation: 10 tips
Relaxing the Body
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Relaxing the Mind
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Research on Memory
Results: Analyzing Returned Tests
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Reviewing for Exams
Right Brain Learners
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Schedule: Weekly (interactive)
Science Exams; Also See Problem Solving
Science Problem Solving: See Quantitative Problem Solving
Self Talk & Stress
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Self-Assessment: Memory
Self-Assessment: Reading
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Sensors: Style of Connecting with Information
Sequential Learners
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Short Answer Exam Questions
Simultaneous Learners
Sleep Diary
Sleep Hygiene: 12 Tips
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Sleep & Function
Speed Reading
SQ4R: A Reading System
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Strategic Studying for Exams
Stress: General Information
Stress: What is stress?
The Stress Response
Stress: Being Self-Aware
Stress Management Resource List
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Stress: Mindfulness Focusing & Awareness
Stress: Mindfulness-Based Stress Reduction
Stress Management Techniques for the Body
Stress: Ways to Relax the Body
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Stretching Exercises
Stress: Breathing
Stress: Progressive Muscle Relaxation
Stress Management Techniques for the Mind
Stress Reduction: A Model
Stress Inoculation Training
Stress: Coping Statements
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Stress-Inducing Self-Talk
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Stress: Visualization Exercise
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Stress: Ways to Accept
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Stress: Ways to Relax the Mind
Stress: Tension Diary
Stress: Using Eye Movements to Reduce Stress & Improve Recall
Stress: General Strategies
Stress: 10 ways to relax your stress away
Self-care checklist
Study Calendar
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Study Strategies: See Exam Study Strategies
Summary Notes
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Tables: A Study Tool
Take Home Exams
Task Analysis
Tension Diary
Test Anxiety: See Exam Anxiety
Test Preparation: See Exams
Testing Your Memory
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Testing Yourself: Exam Prep
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Textbooks: see Reading
Thinking: Levels of Thinking
Thought Record For Reframing Negative Thoughts
Time Management: Goals & Prioritizing
Time Management: Knowing Your Values
Time Management: Strategies for Goal Setting
Time Management Matrix
Time Management: Strategies for Prioritizing
Time Management: 4D's Strategy for Prioritizing
Time Management: A-B-C Strategy for Prioritizing
Time Management: Procrastination
Time Management: Strategies for Overcoming Procrastination
Time Management: The "Now" Habit
Time Management: The Pleasure-Pain Principle
Time Management: Homework
Time Management: How much is enough homework?
Time Management: How to Use Homework Time
Time Management: Calendars & Planners
Time Management: Course Planner
Time Management: The "Five Day" Study Plan
Time Management: Term Calendar
Time Management: Weekly Schedule (printable PDF)
Time Management: Weekly Schedule (interactive)
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Time Management: Left Brain/Sequential Learners
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Time Management: Monitoring
Time Management: Becoming Aware
Time Monitoring
Time Use Tracking Sheet
Timing on Exams
Understanding Concepts
Understanding Information: Different Learning Styles
Understanding Through Elaboration
Understanding What You Read: See Reading Comprehension
Values Based Time Management
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Visual Learners
Visualization Techniques
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The Worst First Kiss In The World, Caught On Camera
by Chiara Atik on November 28, 2011You know how when you were in middle school and nervous about kissing someone for the first time, and the cool older sibling figure in your life would reassure that there's no wrong way to kiss?
No, no, they lied. There is definitely a wrong way to kiss. This is the wrong way to kiss.
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It's been a struggle for a long time. I've never quite felt right. Fear and shame have kept me from admitting who I am. Christian circles in particular don't know what to do with people like me…overall a good gal who loves God but…geesh….there's those differences.
Initially I thought it was just a passing stage. Certainly everyone experiences those, right? But then I realized I was born this way. Wired differently. But I've been keeping it a secret because I know even those who love me…sometimes don't know what to do with my differences.
I am an unschooler.
Those are the words that could suck the air out of the Abeka conference. Bob Jones acolytes would politely clear their throats and discreetly seek the closest exit.
I am an unschooler. I see educational opportunities everywhere and I chose real life over a text book.
I am an unschooler. The words of Robert Frost buoy my spirits when I read the words, "I believe in education, I don't believe in school."
I love open source education and believe the WalMart clerk is just as qualified to teach me something as a pedigreed professor.
I draw courage from great men like Louis L'Amour who dropped out of school at the age of 15 because he felt school was interfering with his education.
Do I believe every child should be bounced out of school? Not on your life.
But as I have watched my nearly 16-year-old unschooled son grow and develop into a skilled worker and a confident young adult…I am convinced that sometimes the best educational model isn't a model at all.
I am an unschooler.
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Mischief & Mayhem: PlastiLoki's Daily Antics
Loki is Lord of the Dance, obvi.
GiantSpatula bought me this as a graduation gift, so I thought I would share it with all of you tumblers who aren't able to buy their own silly Loki toys.
I plan to post PlastiLoki doing something ridiculous or awesome at least once daily, so please do leave me rad suggestions in the ask box!


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Thursday & Friday 3-11 pm
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Here: Pints of all our beers are $4/ea. To-go: 4-packs are $10, Cases are $50, Growlers are $10 with exchange and $12 without. Retail pricing on kegs runs $87-$175 depending on size and style. There is a $50-100 keg deposit collected as well that will be refunded up its return. All prices include tax.
Most of the beers listed on our website are available most of the time, but you may wish to call ahead to make sure the beer your heart desires is available for purchase.
For payment, we accept cash, Visa, Mastercard, and Discover.
While we endevour to have food trucks in our parking lot, sometimes they have catering events and aren't available. You are always welcome to bring your own food or order in.
Although we don't typically host private events at the brewery, we are able to accomodate larger groups during regular taproom hours. To inquire about reserving space, please contact us at firstname.lastname@example.com
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Lourens family reunion set for Saturday in Prairie City park
The descendants of Albert and Aartje Lourens, a former Jasper County farm family, will celebrate the 100th anniversary of their coming to America on Saturday. The family of eight left the Netherlands in February 1912, arriving in Prairie City after a heavy March snowstorm.
The only surviving child of the family of four daughters and six sons — 94-year-old Bertha Van Zee from Michigan — plans to attend the annual family reunion. The many cousins and their families traveling from California, Michigan, Iowa, Missouri and Texas will meet at the Prairie City Community Park.
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New slicker Shylock Trojan hooks into Skype
The Shylock banking Trojan has been revamped with extra features that allow the malware to spread using the chat function of Skype, the popular Voice over IP application. Shylock can now roam the Skype network thanks to a new propagating plugin called "msg.gsm". This component also adds functionality including the ability to …
Skype will become an increasingly worrying security hole now MS owns it.
Now it's owned by Microsoft it will become increasingly riddled with security holes. MS just don't seem motivated to write secure code, their modus operandi is to ship as fast as they can and worry about bugs in later patches.
Change the f*cking record
Change the f*cking record will you?
Oh wait - I'm a shill.
Re: Change the f*cking record
Why the ill-tempered bad manners? Weird.
Re: Change the f*cking record
Because every post you make simply becomes an anti-Microsoft rant - and it is becoming a little tiresome.
Re: Change the f*cking record @Eadon
Because he's tired of the same thing from you day in, day out. Haven't you paid any attention to the many people who've recently pointed out how you're being? As he and others have pointed out, you're quick to call others shills. Hardly polite, is it? So hypocrisy goes onto your list of failings. Well, not really an addition. It's already been pointed out to you.
At first I'd put your behaviour down to being a first-year college kid who's just encountered Linux. Ooh, this is different from Windows. Bet everyone'll think I'm clever if I go on about this! And so you did. In typical student ram-your-new-knowledge-down-everyone's-throat fashion.
Then, a couple of weeks back I think, someone suggested you were actually a real MS fan. Makes a certain kind of sense, I thought. As people pointed out - yesterday, I think - people are more likely to do the opposite of whatever you suggest because you come across as an obsessed loon who has to stick a dig at MS into any conversation, regardless of the actual subject.
My final conclusion is that you're simply trolling, much as I hate to say that as it's what people such as yourself use to try to dismiss other peoples' points (along with the whining about AC posting - peoples' past history has no bearing on the validity of other comments, you know?) It does seem to best explain your behaviour, though.And you've apparently pulled it off successfully; I'd decided not to respond to you any more, but here I am. Clap. Clap. Clap. From now on I'll just stick to downvoting your posts if they're unoriginal repetition of your own or others' stuff, irrelevant, hypocritical; I've given you more food than I should.
Re: Change the f*cking record @Eadon
I make a point based on logic and engineering. The respondents simply attack my character. The register really needs to crack down on these rather banal personal attacks.
Re: Change the f*cking record @Eadon
But not based on facts. Microsoft's code has fewer vulnerabilities than most competitors these days...
Re: Change the f*cking record @Eadon
Would proffer that instead, the "The Reg" vultures need to crack down on your rather banal anti-MS rhetoric
Re: Change the f*cking record @Eadon
@AC who says, "Microsoft's code has fewer vulnerabilities than most competitors these days..."
That's exactly what I mean, when the pro-Microsoft camp here are not engineers nor are they technical for the most part. Are you saying that Microsoft's code is more secure than Apple's? Than Google's? Than Linux code? You're wrong. MS relies on security by obscurity and they are constantly having to patch *critical* vulnerabilities. Don't just stand there, patch and reboot!
As for "fewer vulnerabilities" is often comparing Windows, An OS, with a Linux distro, that includes all the apps, such as LibreOffice etc.
And one critical vulnerability, where just using Windows on the web can get you infected can be worse than a thousand minor vulnerabilities that require a user to jump through complex hoops.
So counting vulnerabilities is not the correct way to measure security. This is why I come here, to give engineering counterpoint to all the Pro-MS astroturfers.
Re: Change the f*cking record @Eadon
So anyone who supports MS here is not 'an engineer' or 'technical', but anyone who doesn't is? Well, obviously. I expect the comments pages of The Register are just full of cooks and builders and ironing board salesmen, all using Windows and all telling people how great it is.
I remember what a shock it was to me when I left school and found out that there were people who were much smarter than me and that I didn't know everything. You'll find it out, too, in three or four years' time.
Re: Change the f*cking record @Eadon
@Flatpackhamster I added the caveat - "for the most part"
In any case, the respondents to my comments do not use technical or engineering arguments (they simply attack me personally, often with much hostility), and when an attempt to tackle engineering points is made, then the pro-MS gang come up with school boy mistakes (or misinformation) such as counting vulnerabilities is the way to measure security.
That is irrefutable. Simplest explanation is astroturfer activity.
Re: Change the f*cking record @Eadon
I have not pinned my colours to any mast in any posts here.
Where in my post does it imply I am anti-Linux or pro-MS or any other technology?
Re: Change the f*cking record @Eadon
"Are you saying that Microsoft's code is more secure than Apple's?" - Yes absolutely - I guess you missed the last few pwn to own competitions? Or the over 1,800 known security vulnerabilities in OS-X? (To put that in perspective, even Windows XP only has about 450!)
"Than Google's?" - well certainly more secure on the OS front than Android, or on the browser front than Chrome - both of which have loads more vulnerabilities than equivalent current Microsoft products.
"Than Linux code?" - well comparing any enterprise distribution of Linux - yes - Microsofts OSs have had a better record on # vulnerabilities, criticality of vulnerabilities and average days at risk every year since 2004...This is why hacking and attack statistics show that you are so much more likely to be hacked running an Internet facing Linux server than a Windows one...And the same applies to 'package adjusted' Linux distributions that only match the content of Windows OSs - Jeff Jones proved this in some detail.
If anyone actually used Linux on the desktop, then the same (or likely worse) would be true of user interactino based exploits of that too.
I like not fair terms and a villain's mind
Previous versions (or configurations) of the malware hijacking live chat sessions in a bid to trick business banking customers into handing over their banking login credentials or into authorising fraudulent transactions.
It might be worthwhile for banks to outsource some human countermeasures. How amusing would it be to tie up the fraudsters' human resources with cheap labor from China from whom they ultimately get nothing or, better yet, are enticed into being traced and nabbed.
If Microsoft isn't bad...
...let them prove it. They can easily push out a fix rapidly and show the world+dog that they are "on top of this".
Me? I'm not holding my breath!
Re: If Microsoft isn't bad...
This isnt a vulnerability in Skype for Microsoft to fix. Its using a 3rd party tool designed to perform certain functions - and then relying on gullible users to do the rest....
Shylock is a strain of banking Trojan?
What platforms does this 'banking Trojan' run on?
And they're stopping Messenger?
When Messenger goes, I think I'll give Skype a miss.


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This Bitch Again: Donald Trump Sues Bill Maher For $5 Million
When the talking fart bubble out of Jabba the Hutt's ass known as Donald Trump publicly told President Obama that he'd give $5 million to the president's charity of choice if the president produced his college records and shit, Bill Maher jokingly threw a proposition at Trump. On The Tonight Show last month, Bill Maher said that he'd give $5 million to Trump's charity of choice if Trump proved that his mother didn't make him by screwing an orangutan bareback-style. Bill Maher basically said that Trump's hair looks like an orangutan's dirty ass, so he wouldn't be surprised if his biological father was an ape. Makes sense to me!
Donald Trump says that he has coughed up a copy of his birth certificate that says he is the father of Fred Trump, a human person, and Bill Maher hasn't paid up. So Trump filed a lawsuit in L.A. today to get that $5 million. Trump queefed out this statement to Politco:
"I don't know whether this case will be won or lost, but I felt a major obligation to bring it on behalf of the charities. Bill Maher made an unconditional offer while offer while on The Jay Leno Show and I, without hesitation, accepted his offer and provided him with the appropriate documentation. Prior demands for payment went ignored by Mr. Maher despite the fact that the beneficiaries of this suit will ultimately be the charities […] who would share equally the $5 million — something I am certain they can desperately use."
Trump wants to donate the money to the Dana-Farber Cancer Institute, American Cancer Society, Hurricane Sandy Victims, March of Dimes and the Police Athletic League. Trump also said on Fox & Friends this morning that he doesn't think Bill Maher was joking when he made the bet. Trump's lawyers couldn't be reached for comment, because their mouths were otherwise occupied with the act of laughing at how he keeps throwing stupid money at them.
In related news, orangutans everywhere have filed a class action lawsuit against Bill Maher for defamation for saying that Donald Trump is part their species. Gloria Allred is representing them and they will win.
These are two people that should be voted off the Island.
@LunaChick - I don't think it you get a tax write off for a charitable donation if it is actually a civil court settlement payment haha. Trump kinda owned him on this one.
What the hell is wrong with everyone...it was a fucking joke by a prick comedian. What has this country come to when those who are known to be comediennes cant even make a stupid joke without everyone yelling lawsuits and defamation. How can anyone be on Trumps team on this one??? Weird!
So if instead you insert the name of Obama rather than Trump, is it still a joke?
PFk thanks for the links. Damn what a difference a few years makes!
I remember reading this from many years ago:
It looks like hip-hop video vixen Karrine Steffans - who claims in an upcoming book to have gotten up close and personal with everyone from Vin Diesel to Shaquille O'Neal - is spending some real time with Bill Maher. "He makes me happy," the 26-year-old Steffans told Daily News contributor Jawn Murray yesterday about her 49-year-old manfriend, the comic host of HBO's political talk show "Real Time With Bill Maher." Maher couldn't be reached for comment, but Steffans added: "He will be my date at the BET Awards on June 28
I thought that was suspect because Maher has had issues with women. One sued for palimony but lost. Maher is a smug asshole!
Brevity may be the soul of wit, but to twit without wit is soulless -- Johanne Savoie
so a COMEDIAN says that you are half non-human ape - something that is genetically impossible and therefore likely to be an effin' JOKE - and you guys think the comedian should be legally and financially liable?
talk shows are going to be EXTREMELY boring if comedians are held liable for jokes.
yeah, both of these guys are narcissistic assholes but if Trump can't take a "your mama" joke, especially after all the lies he's been spreading about Obama (which, apparently, no one is trying to hold *him* accountable for), he needs to just crawl back into his hole.
God don't like ugly.
YAWN! These two need to knock this shit off already. Both are greedy rich pricks that would rather give the money to the two dollar hooker down the street rather then a charity.
I don't care if he was being sarcastic. Maher needs to cough up the money. It's for charity, so he can use it as a tax write off. If you can't back up your words, don't say them.
"We're there for the oddball, the rebel, the outcast, the geek!"
I hope Mr. Trump enjoys being sanctioned and paying legal fees. His attorneys should be ashamed of themselves.
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Trump no matter what, the hair's still bad! Maher really needs to shut up already. No editing from that infected brain.
Just because it says someone is your father on your birth certificate doesn't make ot true. Ask Liv Tyler or Daisy Lowe. You know that Maher is going to demand a DNA test to make sure.
Still, I feel like this joke.... It's not only a bit outdated, but Stephen Colbert already did it, and much better, too. I admit, I'm not a huge Maher fan (particularly recently.), but he can be funny and this... This was lame. It's not a joke worth this fallout or even any air time.
Please, Dr Freud, help us out. We desperately need to see Casper [the Friendly Ghost] fuck his mother! --- Cinema Snob
*****crosses fingers tightly, whilst pleading with Bill Maher to name Elanenergy his favorite charity************
My vision of world peace: a chicken in every pot, and pot for all us chickens...and weasels.
Stan Hooper - a few links for you, haha:
Pay close attention to the last sentence in that second link! Lol.
Maher - it will be cheaper to write a check to a charity than to some attorneys.
Trump - stop looking like a simian.
Trump needs to go crawl under a rock somewhere and stay there.
"Bye, Whore" -MK
Donald Trump amuses me. He is constantly making an ass out of himself, yet doesn't seem to care. He can run his mouth all he wants and make tons of threats, but at the end of the day no one really takes him seriously. Except for the has-beens on Celebrity Apprentice (Which I love).
2 giant twitching assholes...although maher amuses me on occassion...i would be ok if these two cancel each other out...
"The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it." --
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This is what happens when you have a desperate attention whore with absolutely no sense of humor.
Maher seems like a Grade A asshole, but he does make me laugh. He should donate the money anyway. He obviously has cash to burn, didn't he give $20 million to the evil Wilpon family to become part-owner of the Mets?
i'm mostly offended that the oragutan was dragged into this...
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I saw that on Real Time IT WAS A FUCKING JOKE but this asshole should take it as a compliment most people thing Donald is was worse than a orangutan, more like a smarmy, vile pig/cockroach monster hybrid so this is a step up....it was a joke in the vein of the Presidents heritage, fucking take a joke Donald you massive turd
If there were any true justice in this world, both Trump and Maher would be tied up and forced to watch as their fortunes were liquidated and distributed to this country's poor working parents for the medical care and education of their children.
As it is, no sane judge would entertain this farce of a "lawsuit" for one second.
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And I would really like to know what is so wrong with Trump, someone who is being deeply affected by the policies (as we all are but only the few who are being sucked dry at this time see it) of a man who flies all the way to Las Vegas just to make a 5 minute teleprompter speech on amnesty and the evil Republicans instead of staying in D.C. and working out a budget and a plan for our country's financial future, asking to see a very important aspect of our President's history and doing it in a way that makes it very obvious the man is hiding something. Or a bunch of somethings. That's why Maher felt the need to say what he did because God knows the media's main job is not to vet our candidates for president. Their job is to smear one and suck the cock of the other so that our New God with the Marxist atheist parents will ensure all of those babies the Maher's of the world impregnate will get their free abortions.
what a retarded pile of crap. ur an idiot
Trump will lose and dragging charities in the suit was lowbrowed. So tacky! Judge will toss it.
As for Maher, doesn't he date that Video Vixen who wrote in her book that he was the best boyfriend. A real gentleman. Shocked the hell out of me! Maher seems smarmy but i guess he treats his bed freaks right? Who knew??
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Submitted by vsminimoose on Tue, 02/05/2013 - 5:35am.
Doesn't anyone on his team or even family ever pull him to the side and say "Hey, you're being a fucking retard about all of this, have some dignity and shut the fuck up!" ?
It wouldn't matter if they did or not; the guy's such an arrogant douche nozzle that he wouldn't listen to what they said anyway...
"Dammit, Pam, I've seen that, and now I can't unsee it. There's not enough liquor or therapy in the world to help me forget that..." - Archer
Both of these whiny bitches need to go stand in a corner asap. Fucking children.
*Crackie is growing up*
I'd find this funny if it weren't so fucking ignorant. Maher will have to pay a fortune to defend this bogus suit. I hope it's killed stat.
Trump is coming up on the final bend of his life.....does he really want to die as a national joke?
Doesn't anyone on his team or even family ever pull him to the side and say "Hey, you're being a fucking retard about all of this, have some dignity and shut the fuck up!" ?
Oh right, Suzy Farkis!! I recall that show now! The audience(tough crowd) weren't all that receptive to Maher's droning and jokes.
Theyre both tools. Maher is a mysoginist ahole, trump is an attention whore blow hard. They should both donate five mill and stfu
I love orangutans.
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It was a joke. On Leno. I know, hard to believe a joke might actually occur on that show, but the context alone is why the case will be thrown out.
The orangutan looks the happiest and cheeriest of the three! Team monkey :-)
Every time donnie bad hair opens his mouth, he shows again and again what an arrogant douche he is. This is the guy the Republican party awarded the "Statesman of the Year" award to? Shows what a bunch of assholes he & they are. I hope every newspaper excoriates him on the front page...
"Dammit, Pam, I've seen that, and now I can't unsee it. There's not enough liquor or therapy in the world to help me forget that..." - Archer
So he will sue Bill Maher but he won't let Stephen Colbert dip his balls in his mouth for charity? Tsk tsk Donald, I guess you don't really care about charity after all.
Well, I can't say I particularly like any one of these emotionally stunted, self-important tools.
And an orangutan is much more evolved (and better looking) than that anal fissure Trump! C'mon.
Bill shouldn't give the money, Trump shouldn't sue. The president, by executive order, should have them both taken to the Middle East and traded for hostages.
I don't like Trump but at least he owns being a diva wearing a ferret on his head.
Isn't Maher the one who called the 9/11 terrorists heros? Not sure about the quotes but I do recall him calling them brave and admired that they weren't cowards.
I never found him funny before that and I certainly cannot stand him now.
Team no one really, but if I have to choose I'd go with ferret head.
I'm on Trump's side. Why SHOULD he let that insult pass? If Maher has monkeyballs enough to insult somebody, he should have monkeyballs enough to face the consequences.
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yes because god knows we are years away from having the technology that would allow the fucking president of the mother fucking united states to work from fucking United States One or a hotel room
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
@within - imo he has standing problems as well as problems with his "legal theory" re: how CA law would treat that type of "promise." not every promise is legally enforceable...
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Michael, I understand you probably looked long and hard for that picture of Trump to post alongside Maher's usual smug face but I'm sorry - they both look like orangutans.
And I would really like to know what is so wrong with Trump, someone who is being deeply affected by the policies (as we all are but only the few who are being sucked dry at this time see it) of a man who flies all the way to Las Vegas just to make a 5 minute teleprompter speech on amnesty and the evil Republicans instead of staying in D.C. and working out a budget and a plan for our country's financial future, asking to see a very important aspect of our President's history and doing it in a way that makes it very obvious the man is hiding something. Or a bunch of somethings. That's why Maher felt the need to say what he did because God knows the media's main job is not to vet our candidates for president. Their job is to smear one and suck the cock of the other so that our New God with the Marxist atheist parents will ensure all of those babies the Maher's of the world impregnate will get their free abortions.
Can you imagine if it were GWB refusing to show all that Obama won't show?
Submitted by oh dave on Tue, 02/05/2013 - 1:27am.
Wonder if Bill took the time to send the joke in writing? The orangutan part is true though, maybe Trumpo's mad about that. LOL
@Foxxy, is the show transcript binding? ha
"CAUTION: Delusion ahead." MK
this dumb shit will be dismissed early in the law and motion proceedings. Trump is really starting to reek of desperation
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
I think Maher should pay. You can't say you were joking, even if you were, when you make an offer like that. I haven't seen the offer itself though.
Submitted by caffeinecrazed on Tue, 02/05/2013 - 12:49am.
Of course he was being sarcastic. Anyway, Trumpo, could just reach in his pocket and give his charity the 5 mill if it's so important to him. The fact he pulled out his birth certificate is tacky as shit! He obviously has time on his hands if he's taking time out of his day to bicker with people like this... Oh, I forgot, attention whore. *slaps forehead*
"CAUTION: Delusion ahead." MK
ITA. He's the biggest attention whore of them all.
Didn't he say that if Trumptastic could produce a valid BC, that would basically validate Obama's BC?
Not that it matters. Assholery 102.
The apprentice was a big failure before they decided to try the celebrity shit.... I was hoping that shit would have been canceled so this loser would be prime time tv..
That bag of asshair will do anything to make people pay attention to him.
Louder and dumber are not positive traits donald. Go buy yourself a personality.
Surfing the apocalypse.
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My brother's (now ex) longterm girlfriend dated Mr. Maher. He refers to her as 'Vera' in one of the books. She said there was one thing that mattered in the relationship: Bill. He really messed with her head, then turns around and exploits their relationship in his book. Any speculation that he's a misogynist would seem to be true, in other words.
T'was a real shame, because I'd been a fan up until then.
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Few venues hold the type of environmental magic like the Gorge Amphitheatre in George, Washington. Opened in 1985, The Gorge is now a 23,000 capacity (general admission) venue situated amongst picturesque campgrounds atop the Columbia River with views that extend for miles and sunsets that last for an eternity. The trip (most fly into Seattle and drive the 2 1/2 hours east on I-90) is half the fun offering a breathtaking route where the land dips, folds and rises to a new plateau with each passing sign.
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Oh what a difference a year makes! Word spread of a photo leaked on the morning of 12/31 of Madison Square Garden's floor covered in fake grass. The rumors had some fans (including much of my crew) going on a social media blackout, worried they'd catch wind of what Phish... more
PHISH FRIDAY: 2012-2013 New Year's Run Preview
It's interesting how expectations around the December holidays have evolved as we get older yet the essence stays the same. At age ten we had visions of sugar plums (whatever the hell those are) dancing in our heads, wondering which gifts a man in a big red suit, St.... more
PHISH FRIDAY: Today in History, 12/7/97
Today marks the 15th Anniversary of one of the better shows (and premiere first sets) in Phish's history -- December 7th, 1997 at the Nutter Center in Dayton, Ohio. Pretty much every December is littered with top shelf moments but 12/7/97 stands out personally because it was one of... more
PHISH FRIDAY: A November ('97) to Remember
This, the final edition of our month-long series, highlights one of the best months in Phish history -- November 1997. Phish took a break from their normal Fall routine of the last few years as there was no Halloween costume performed and no shows in the preceding month of... more
PHISH FRIDAY: A November ('09) to Remember
For today's Phish Friday we've opted to skip the usual passover of anything in 3.0 as "relevant" to talk about during a column dedicated to the absolute BEST that the band has ever had to offer, because well, if we can all just spend a minute or two today to... more
PHISH FRIDAY: A November ('96) to Remember
Our A November to Remember series continues this week with 1996. The same month Derek Jeter won the AL Rookie of the Year Award and Bill Clinton was re-elected President by beating out Bob Dole. I've asked another one of our Phish aficionados Billy Morgan (@BillyM9) for his... more
PHISH FRIDAY: A November ('95) to Remember
Last week we dedicated our Phish Friday to November '94. This week, we promised November '97 but contributor @PeteLikesMusic had other ideas and rightfully so. Before he scolded me for not including the acoustic version of "Foreplay -> Longtime" and the 11/16/94 "Simple" last week, he then listed... more
PHISH FRIDAY: A November ('94) To Remember
November has always been an important month for our musical heroes from Vermont. Some of the bands more memorable shows have occurred in the 11th month of the calendar year. One in particular jumps to the forefront of the discussion rather quickly -- November 1994. At midnight on November... more
PHISH FRIDAY: A Timeline of Bieber Phever
I tried not to write this post. I'll admit I was in denial about the community's interest as far back as August 15th. Yet, time and time again, articles, editorials, and tweets all rose to the top at the mere mention of the 18-year old, Justin Bieber,... more
PHISH FRIDAY: Uncovered Phish Covers
For this edition of Phish Friday we've (@Phortin & @BrahBrahBrah) hand-picked videos of musician's covering Phish. Super groups, bands, and even porn shop owners, taking their best shot at some classic Phish songs. From Yonder Mountain String Band's "Sand" and Greensky Bluegrass's "Down with Disease" to older videos... more
PHISH FRIDAY: ALF Guests on "Tweezabella" (12/6/97)
We've got a special video edition of Phish Friday for you today. Let's take a break from the norm this Phish off-season and view one of the better fan-made edits I've seen. This video comes from YouTube user, IamHydrogeno2 and was uploaded yesterday. It features the... more
PHISH FRIDAY: Dick's Delivers for 2nd Straight Year
Is Phish in the modern era finally ascending musically to where they were in the late 90's? Are we back to staking claims to the best jam band on the planet? Phish returned to the stage in Hampton, VA just over three and a half years ago, albeit... more
PHISH FRIDAY: Will Another Letter-Themed Show Happen @ Dicks?
Phish is primed to close out the Summer of 2012 in beautiful Colorado with three shows in Commerce City starting tonight and going till Sunday. Lest we forget, just last September at Dicks Sporting Goods Park, Phish stormed out of the gate with a one-of-a-kind show and run that... more
PHISH FRIDAY: Night Three in The Bay Reset the 3.0 Bar
Comparisons within the Phish community are common. We sometimes judge a show based on the previous night's performance, or sometimes we'll judge a show based on the previous year's performance, or maybe we'll even reach back and compare a song within that show to that same song that may... more
PHISH FRIDAY: Phishtradamus Gives His Setlist Prediction for the Oklahoma City Zoo Show
I, Phishtradamus, am going to make a bold setlist prediction... On August 29th, 2012, Phish will play an all animal-themed spectacle at the Oklahoma City Zoo that shall henceforth be known as #FARMHENDGE. Crazy, you might say? Let's take a look at the #facts... Last year at the first night of Dick's... more