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Rated 4 out of 5 by 212 reviewers.
Rated 4 out of 5 by PistolPete Lovely hotel but staff was really poor Good design however the phone in the room didn't work throughout my entire stay. Service was bad. At breakfast, the staff was busy socialising between themselves and kept ignoring the customers. Also they were noisy in their conversations. Floor was dirty, a guest dropped some food, and the staff just left it there. Was not offered anything to drink. Asked if a food item I wanted contained sugar but got no answer and it turned out it was full of sugar. Worst was when I ordered sea food platter. The mussels shells were all broken with end result that lots of tiny pieces were mixed with the actual food. When I mentioned it to the staff, I got a dismissive response. I did not eat it but ended up paying for it. March 10, 2014
Rated 2 out of 5 by Bale1 No wake-up call Although the room was top notch, construction on the facilities marred my overall view of them. Also a non-existent wake-up call almost caused me to miss my flight. Had I not woken up and checked the time, and had my flight not been delayed by 30 mins I would have missed it. For the room (and facilities without construction) I would highly recommend this hotel however the staff never seemed to be rushing to serve a customer, at one instance I was ignored by a receptionist not to mention me not receiving my wake-up call, a small issue but one that could have cost a lot. September 1, 2013
Rated 3 out of 5 by AlWashaq Why? Parking issue at the hotel (you have to deliver your lugguage at main entrance the check in to get a parkin access card to multi storey car park , go down again to get the car an enter multi storey parking , and this time security sent me to a higher level with no reason provided the hotel designated parking is free, so it took me 45 min to check in after i handed my lugguage ) Room not clean when checking in (coffee spilled on carpet) house keeping not effective (cleaning cloth left at room, dining tray not removed , number of towels after cleaning not as before September 8, 2013
Rated 5 out of 5 by David21 Business trip to Abu Dhabi I found Alot to be a relaxing friendly environment. It is not opulent, but rather stylish which was far more suited to my tastes and aided in recovering following a long days work. On arrival I was greeted quickly and in a friendly manner. The hotel was described to me and my keys were handed over swiftly. The room was spacious and clean with a good decor. I ate at the buffet each evening during my three night stay and the selection was varied to suit all tastes and the hot meals changed each day. Was great value. I particularly enjoyed watching the sun go down from the 12th floor bar where the music was good, but not loud to stop conversation, and the staff were terriffic. I will stay at the Aloft Abu Dhabi again in future. April 4, 2013
Rated 4 out of 5 by officemanager Super Breakfasts , Excellent service We stayed at Aloft Abu Dhabi while exhibiting at ADNEC. It was the ideal position as it adjoins the Exhibition Centre and it was easy to go back to our room whenever needed. Every staff member we dealt with was extremely friendly and helpful. There was a huge selection of tasty dishes to choose from at the buffet breakfast. I did find the snacks at the re-charge a bit pricey, but that would be my only negative on this trip. If you dont drive there a taxi is easily hailed from the porters downstairs. and they are reasonably priced. September 16, 2014
Rated 1 out of 5 by dmsf Worst Experience ever at this hotel I stayed at the ALOFT 8th November thru 18th November and this was not my first visit to this hotel. Each previous visit has been very pleasant and enjoyed my stay. This time, what a change, every morning I was woken up by building work above me at first light, with what sounds like cutting machines trimming corrugated roofing, an unbelievable noise. I appreciate the work is done at the coolest tomes, but what about your guests, do you not consider their comfort! Then the most incredible thing happened, you hosted a pool party on the Friday Night 14th November with full DJ equipment and the noise was immense. This noise continued through to after 4:00 am, so bad that I have actually recorded the noise in my bedroom for future reference if required. I was absolutely dumbfounded to think that the hotel had no intention to either warn or move guests to the other side of the hotel. My party of 4 people stayed in total for 31 nights over this period, what a disappointing experience and total embarrassment for me after recommending your establishment. Truly disappointed! December 5, 2014
Rated 4 out of 5 by Moe2000 Hotel is mixed review The Aloft is a conveniently located in Abu Dhabi. It offers decent comfort in its room and cheerful service. Unfortunately, they could a better job in the following: - more comfortable pillows (e.g. Larger more supportive than the tiny kid pillows currently in the room) - more prompt laundry service, quite slow in responding and take longer than 24 hours - Parking access is a nightmare, the newly installed parking gates don't work and lock you in - Food buffet is very repetitive, frequent guests will get sick of the same food. December 20, 2012
Rated 5 out of 5 by MsAppletree The best time ever The hotel has a good location in beautiful Abu Dhabi , It's a brand with a different style, but nevertheless a great customer service especially by Front Office Manager upon arrival and Director of Operations during the whole stay. We joined the famous pool party and congratulations are in place because we had the best time ever. Keep up the good work and we will definitely return if we are given the chance. November 4, 2014
Rated 4 out of 5 by Ihab Good Service Hi, I would like to record here excellent improvement on service from call center convert messages in professional way also front desk girl did the check in & another girl on the check out was so helpful with outstanding smile on their faces. I believe there's new leader blood join the company recently to have all changes as this time is the best services visit for me. Hope after that comment It will continue good service and exceed more. Note... My special thanks to Mr. Zayed in reservation (awesome). June 21, 2014
Rated 5 out of 5 by cipoza3 Absolutely fantastic stay! Everyone is so casual it feels you come home the moment you walk in. From the front desk that probably beat a World Guinness Record by checking me in a heartbeat to the room service who were very polite and deliver great service. When you have a late party though, more consistent food would be better than the ready sandwiches. I got really hungry and I wanted at least a club sandwich… Overall I loved the stay and I will most definitely come back for more hospitality excellence! Thank you Aloft team! June 23, 2014
Rated 5 out of 5 by varusam Room was sad, bed was brilliant. HSK + Engg was Okay. FNB all over was blissful and a treat. The best Sushi I have ever eaten. Met with the Chef (Royal) I wish you could deliver to where we stay in Dubai. Was amazing. Amit at the pool bar was brilliant and Simson on the 12th floor was great too. Visiting your FnB outlets seeing your staff smile and enjoying what they do just made everything perfect. We dint care about our room and check in experience anymore. Manager Rochelle was good too. Thank You for a lovely stay. October 13, 2014
Rated 4 out of 5 by Survivor23 The Aloft Service It was a nice gesture of the FO Manager that he take us upon our check in. nice cozy gym and pool. November 28, 2014
Rated 5 out of 5 by KMAC11 Great Hotel, Great Staff Everything about this hotel is great, the staff are so attentive and the hotel is vibrant and exciting! Can't recommended it enough! The Hotel is really interesting and the rooms are great size and stylish, nice gym, beautiful pool and staff who go the extra mile! one of the best I've stayed in globally! well worth the money! The Duty manager R was one of the most attentive people I've ever met, a she is real credit to the SPG group. Thanks R, I really appreciated the extra effort. July 20, 2014
Rated 5 out of 5 by McGuire Great staff, clean, modern hotel. This was my first stay with Aloft, and it was a very pleasant one. The check in was efficient and very friendly. I was upgraded to a suite. They treat their Platinium guests well! They have a nice looking bar, although I didn't use it. Very nice gesture of a drink on the house coupon for Plats, along with a warm drink coupon that can be used downstairs. Can't go wrong for service and the great rates. Checkout was quick, simple and just super friendly. Will definately return when in town. February 28, 2013
Rated 3 out of 5 by Misha99 OK Hotel We had a quick visit to Abu Dhabi which unfortuantely coincided with the F1 which meant hotels near the business we were visiting were all sold out, with Aloft the only one available. The hotel was OK, although the floor I was on smelled of cigarette smoke (my room was fine). Bars were satisfactory, as was the breakfast areas. On checkout we had arranged an airport drop off with the hotel which failed to materialise so we took cabs instead. Next time we will stay in another hotel. November 7, 2013
Rated 3 out of 5 by Ram0 Value for money for Business Travellers A great concept that gives excellent value for money for the bueinss traveller. A few events in the calender makes it enjoyable during some evenings and weekends. With a bit of improvement on the facilities / building matainence (some construction issues needs to be resolved) and service in the restaurants (F&B staff attifudes could be better) they could become the best business hotel in town. October 19, 2014
Rated 4 out of 5 by John This hotel is cool!!! I just need to check if your hotel staff are allowed to use the gym? If yes, not a problem, its good to know that the hotel support their staff to stay fit and healthy. But, keep them not to be too loud in the gym as for me there should be a little respect for other gym users (better talk a language which gives respect). Is there an attendant should be around to keep guest feel safe at all? Keep that great ambience! I like most the bar on the top, awesome view. March 5, 2013
Rated 4 out of 5 by KenfromErbil STaff at check in were awesome! Must say that I was totally impressed with the excellent reception and check-in I experienced at your hotel. Rochelle spent a great deal of time helping me with some issues I had with my reservation and not being able to deal directly with my travel agent who had made my reservation. Rochelle's patience, determination to get things correct and extremely positive attitude so impressed me that I will definitely be back! AWESOME service .... way beyond the norm! October 11, 2013
Rated 4 out of 5 by Ouafi Great staff! The staff here go out of their way to make all guests feel welcome. Catering to a younger, more hip clientele, I personally experienced excessive rowdiness from other guests in the middle of the night yelling through the hallways though realize the staff can't do much about that in the moment. Great place to stay if you're attending something at the Nat'l Exhibition Centre but a bit out of the way from many much of the city. Plan a cab to local attractions. April 15, 2014
Rated 5 out of 5 by amrboozo This hotel is the best when my friend told me about aloft Abu Dhabi i didn't mind i just need a bed to sleep on for the night, but when i entered the room i felt the warmth of the room design, the softness of the bed and the perfect view from my room. I have never been so happy with hotel room in abu dhabi like this one. for any visitors thinking of coming to aloft abu dhabi, i would say dont think of any other place than aloft abu dhabi and trust me you wont ever regret it. October 1, 2012
Rated 5 out of 5 by jackie272014 Exhibition The hotel is very well located for the exhibition - ADIPEC 2014 - . My first experience in this facility and I certainly will come back again . November 14, 2014
Rated 5 out of 5 by Liud One of the best hotels with great staf!!!! I stayed one night in your hotel and have great experience there. Thank you!!! November 17, 2014
Rated 1 out of 5 by JHSohn Worst Hotel ever. I've checked in at the Aloft abu dhabi on 22nd Nov(Fri). - Toilet flush was not working properly (Took 3 hours to fix) - Valet guy sent me back for the stamp even I had show him my room key. - My clothes were missing by mistake of the concierge guy. It was sent to the other room. The staff were not really helpful. Took more than 2 hours to find. I was late for my meeting because of the clothes. I couldn't hear any apology for those issues. November 24, 2013
Rated 5 out of 5 by Ibe005 stay with peace of mind Excellent services with great hospitality. professtional and committed staff. November 14, 2014
Rated 4 out of 5 by Abbu Lively Ambience Everything about this hotel is great...! Samah at the Front Desk deserves a special mention...! November 8, 2014
Rated 4 out of 5 by Moe83 Smoking room I requested a non smoking room but I was placed in a room that seemed to be a smoking room. I was too tired to request change of rooms and ended up not enjoying my stay. I'm a frequent visitor to Aloft and this is the first time I face this. Also better coffee machines should be installed in all rooms. Instant coffee is not sufficient in such business friendly hotels. September 3, 2014
Rated 4 out of 5 by Naima Another very good experience with ALOFT! This is not our first stay at ALOFT. As expected the staff is the the master piece of the Hotel. They satisfied all our requests with a big smile and this is not new to this hotel that we elected as ours whenever we visit UAE. We felt however that the cleaning staff was not as professional as our first time but whenever we requested our room to be redone, they do immediately. I appreciate this professionalism. September 14, 2013
Rated 3 out of 5 by JEF273 Good business hotel I have stayed several times at this hotel, I like the atmosphere and the room. nice views. Yet I am a Gold Member, this time I was not recognised as an SPG Gold Member, I was giver the purple card "Preferred SPG Member" and was not offered the "complementary drink, internet, or points", reception employee did not ware a name tag, so I can't refer back to him This hotel will be GRATE if there is a SPA in it January 6, 2013
Rated 5 out of 5 by varusam Amazing Pool Party + Sushi Sushi as always is the best. Pool party was one of the best I have ever attended. Fantastic stay. Thank You team Aloft. November 2, 2014
Rated 3 out of 5 by Ali51 Braekfast Service First of all, when arrival during the check-in I paid for the braekfast in advance for the 4 nights. The next day they could not find my on the list of the guests so they call the Reception to verify my name, the second day one of the Restaurant staff was going tho charge me for the breakfast. during the 3 nights no one from your service staff offered me a service except in the last day. May 30, 2013


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AFRICA/NIGER - Nearly 200,000 refugees following severe flooding
Niamey (Agenzia Fides) - Further heavy rains in Niger have caused the number of people displaced by flooding to soar from 111,000 last week to 198,740 this week, says the UN Office for the Coordination of Humanitarian Affairs (OCHA). There is urgent need for shelter materials, blankets, and mosquito nets. Reaching rural areas is the toughest. Flood-displaced families in the Diffa region in the southeast, and Agadez in the north, have received no assistance to date. In Agadez some 80,000 animals, already weakened by the ongoing nutrition and food security crisis, have died in the floods. The flooding has aggravated a countrywide food security crisis, in which nearly half of Niger's 15.2 million people are experiencing hunger after the harvests failed. The government is sending 400 tons of food to people displaced by floodwater, however the flooding could worsen. (AP) (Agenzia Fides 30/8/2010)
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The first time I knew my brother, Red, was still around was the day Frank and Cassie broke down outside Boston with two flat tires. It's only now that I think that it was all Red's doing. He needed time to let me know that he is...Just us again.
Two flat tires. One after the other, and me at home waiting for them.
People see missing persons all the time and don't know that they are. They sit beside them at movies and shop beside them in stores and pass them on the street. You don't know these people, so how could you recognize that someone, somewhere, is missing them?
So I'm telling Caroline all about it now, 'cause who else would believe me?
Caroline says that her and Frank used to tell each other stories that scared them so bad that they had to sleep with the light on.
The winter stories were scarier than the summer ones because of the quiet of the falling snow. Not a sound sometimes. Not one. And no kids running around late through the projects where they lived, ignoring their parents yelling for them to come into too-hot apartments for the night.
Caroline says that what my dad believed in then was no indication of what a doubting old man he'd turn into.
She said it real sad, like it was the worst thing in the world. She said -- and let me get this right -- that Frank used to suspend disbelief. Now he was just a disbeliever.
Caroline says that sometimes being old has to be just about the most boring thing in the world to be.
Now it's the beads and fishing with Caroline and not being home enough to be reminded.
Now it's sitting in the window looking out at the water, feeling Red within the waves, hearing him in the surf. Now is me not wanting to be anywhere or with anybody, or to know anything about what is going on in the world.
Before now was all the times with me and Red. Like the day before he disappeared, when I didn't know a damned thing about how life without him would be.
That day Red smoked a cigarette behind the garden shed and blew smoke rings at me while I tried to inhale them. When he saw me trying to inhale, he put the cig out with heel of his boot and shook his head, smiling that Red smile at me.
I saw him again today, leaning against the garden shed. No cigarette, though. Red leaned against the north wall and looked relaxed. I sat on the back of the couch in the living room and looked down at him and knocked at the window to get his attention. I knocked for about ten minutes, until Cassie screamed that she would go out of her natural mind if I didn't stop that noise.
I wanted to tell her that Red was down there, standing against the shed.
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Not smiling, like the last time I saw him.
And not alive, like the last time I saw him there.
But he was gone.
Red's girlfriend, Mona, has big brown eyes and always puts her arms around me when I get close enough. She smells like powdered sugar and strawberry licorice.
"Sweet," Red used to call her. He said she was and always would be.
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absolutely no meaningful news. Larger than usual volume and positive stock movement. What is going on?
There's definitely something happening here given the volume. Eventually we might know...
or, as I had alluded before that this is simple manipulation by the bookrunner of the previous secondary to drive up the price for extended period of time so that the hedge fund investors of the secondary can dump their shares for a profit.
If that is the case, a run to over 4 is expected, I think.


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Very sick baby goat... help?
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Now its in a box, under a lamp in our living room. We've been trying to convince it to take milk from an eyedropper (got an estimated ounce into it already... it did swallow) but its fading fast. We coaxed baking soda water into it and it cried and perked up a bit, but not much.
We're pretty sure its hopeless, but hate to quit a fight before its all said and done.
If anyone knows what more we can do, i'd appreciate it greatly.
I'm sorry to hear about your baby goats. It is so hard lose them so young. Last year our first freshener delivered twin girls 2 1/2 weeks early. We did tube feed them colostrum but they were just too young. You might want to keep tube feeding equipment on hand just in case you ever have this happen again. You can look on line to see how to tube feed. It is scary to do but once you do it, its not so bad and it can sometimes save young kids who are too weak to nurse. I'm sorry for your loss.
I'm sorry to hear about the loss of the little one.
For future reference, chilled kids should be warmed up to an internal body temperature of at least 100 degrees (normal is 101-103 degrees). You can do this by putting them in a bag & submersing them in warm water while holding their head out of the water, or warming up towels in the dryer & placing the goat on the towels, or using a hair dryer being careful not to burn them (careful of dehydration).
After the internal temperature is over 100 degrees, a quick energy boost will help them-molasses or corn syrup on thier tongue works wonders. Gives them quick energy for rapid recovery from being chilled. Afterwards colostrum (bottled or tubed as stated). The most important thing is to not feed a chilled kid as milk/colustrum only sits in the gut-they cannot digest milks with such a low temperature because their body went into "survival" mode.
To re-cap: Warm them to at least 100 degrees, give quick energy like simple sugars, then Colustrum/milk.
Again I'm sorry for your loss.


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Funny things to ask Siri
Siri is the funniest phone out there. Just ask her any of these questions and see what she says. She's actually got some pretty awesome responses. It's easy to tell that the creators of our virtual friend had a little fun when they made her. She's a ball of energy...trapped in a little black box.
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1. Call me ______ (fill in anything: she will call you this name when she talks to you)
2. Knock Knock
3. Show me the money
4. What are you wearing?
5. Are you married?
6. God bless you
7. How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
8. What's your favorite color?
9. Who's your daddy?
10. What's the answer to the Universe? (x3)
11. Guess What? ...Correct
12. Why'd the chicken cross the road?
13. Open the pod bay doors
14. Scooby Doo, where are you?
15. Sing a song
16. You're sexy
17. What's the best smartphone?
18. What's the 2nd best smartphone?
19. What's the best tablet?
20. Do you know about HAL 1000?
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Literally "SHAKE the Weight OFF" and KEEP it OFF
21. Is there a god?
22. You should go on a diet
23. Who's on first?
24. Beam me up, Scotty
25. Open your mouth and close your eyes I have a big surprise
26. Do I make you horny?
27. What are you?
28. Take a photo
29. Tell me a story... Tell me a story... Tell me a story
30. Why am I here?
31. How old are you?
32. Tell me a joke (x3)
33. What is the meaning of life?
34. I'm drunk
35. I need to take a dump
36. Testing Testing 123
37. Did you fart?
38. Do you want to play a game?
39. Merry Christmas
40. I think you're hot
41. I love you
42. Do you love me?
43. Are you human?
44. What's your story?
45. Can I borrow some money?
46. You're smart
47. I can't see you
48. Are you serious?
49. Are you kidding me?
50. Good morning (at night)
51. Do you agree with me?
52. How are you?
53. Where are you?
54. What do you look like?
55. Talk dirty to me
56. You're a loser
57. Where are you from?
58. I am going to jump off a bridge and kill myself
59. How old am I?
60. I need a stiff drink!
62. Do you want to go on a date
63. Who's your daddy?
64. What is your Mom's name?
65. You suck!
66. Where do babies come from?
67. What is my name?
68. Which is the best tablet?
69. Are you kidding me?
70. Are you serious?
71. Happy Birthday!
72. What's wrong with AT&T?
73. Who is Siri?
74. I'm happy
75. Take me to your leader
76. Why not?
77. Are you male or female?
78. Tell me about yourself
79. What's new?
80. It's all good
81. blah blah blah
82. Install a new app
83. Thank you
84. Talk to me
85. You are boring
86. Ha Ha!
87. Ha Ha Ha!
88. Why?
89. How's it going?
90. Set 5AM alarm... Cancel 5AM alarm
91. What's your problem?
92. (Tell me a story) Who is Eliza?
93. You're right!
94. I'm tired
95. Shut up!
96. Where can I get some drugs?
97. I need to hide a body
98. Siri, who let the dogs out?
99. Are you a virgin?
100. Siri where is the G spot?
101. What's your favorite website?
102. What is love?
103. You are my best friend
104. Do you drink beer?
105. What does Siri mean?
106. Do you want me?
107. What is the best computer in the world?
108. Go to hell
109. You are the best assistant ever
110. Poop
111. Tell me a Chuck Norris Joke
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Great list. Thanks. I'm not getting much work done today though. I feel much closer to Siri now.
Lol, nice list :D
Awesome! Thanks for the list!
Siri is hilarious
This is a great list. I thought that I had already exhausted all of the things to say to her, but you've given me some new ones.
Say, "my favorite animal is a cat"
Then "yes"
Siri rocks. I had a ball with her. She talks to me more than the man I'm married to.
Try "What's your plan of ending the universe?" Trolololololololololol (don't say the Trololol part!)
What's the first rule of fight club? Great!
For those that don't have Siri (yet) can you let us know the responses?
Try "I don't care." I don't know of its just me, but Siri's answer makes you feel bad for being impolite to her. She's so polite!!!!
try "klaatu berada nicto" from the movie The Day the Earth Stood Still
Try "I'm drunk and I'm driving home" you have to try it a couple of times though because she has a lot of different answers for it
Tell Siri dose she have to take a s..t
Say, "Siri, I am tired." LOL :)
"What is the airspeed velocity of an unlaiden swallow?"
"Make me a sandwich."
Say... "Yo Momma" repeatedly
Ask - Do you believe in God?
Whats the moon made of?
What is your birthday?
Ahaha awesome list . Started trying them already. :)
Try asking Siri "are you an Internet stalker?" and she's like I'm sorry I cannot answer that
Are you kidding and are you serious are both listed twice.
There are a ton of answers to "what's the meaning of life?" and "is there a god."
This is very funny, add to the list "Open Sesame"
Keep asking siri to sing a song...............She will!!!!
"What are you wearing"
Say: she sells seashells by the seashore
Well.. Siri can now do lot more than that with the iOS 6 update.
What fun! Go me thru Madagascar 3.....lmfao!!!!!
Say "Siri, please sing for me" You may have to say it 3 or 4 times, once she finally does it, it's hilarious!
Say mirror mirror on the wall who's the fairest one of all
Awesome List . . . Keep telling Siri to Tell u a story and she will
Say, Am I going to get laid this weekend!! lol
Tell her "its my birthday today!" Hilarious!!
What should I wear and Are you ticklish? Also tell her you are cold.
Ask her: "can you give people wedgies" FUNNY!!
"Let's play Global Thermonuclear War."
Where are you, Steve Jobs?
Omg!!! Ask her for tounge twisters haha lol!!!!
Say I'm mad..she says different things like don't squeeze me
Ask her if she's affiliated with skynet. When I did it she said she couldn't answer that and mysteriously stopped working for a couple hours. Lmao
I asked her to find the closest Army Surplus store and she told me she loves a man in uniform
Haha I tried all of them and did nothing today
ask her the meaning of life and also tell her you're drunk ( she has several different answers) ,,,, and once when asking for a nail salon she said good,,, i noticed your nails were getting long
Once I asked her where the nearest car wash was and she said, "personally I think cars should wash themselves." Se hasn't said it since!
if you say "Call my boyfriend" , she says "Why ? Are you pregnant ?" .(:
Nice, I am pretty sure to ask her all the questions.
I've done "Who let the dogs out" and that one was pretty funny! I'll definitely have to try these other ones! Siri is always good for a laugh. :)
Ask her to "CALL BIG DADDY"
Omg got 2 #10 then I stopped being able to breath I was laughing so hard
On Halloween I said happy Halloween. That one had a cute response.
My favourite... 'Will I get laid tonight?'
Ask Siri "tell me a chuck Norris joke"
Siri does say some stupid things i have to admit.
Ask her to read u a bedtime story
Say 'are you wearing a onesie'
I said to her "Klaatu barada nikto" and she said "You know that means 'make me a peanut butter and jelly sandwich, right?"
I asked her to call me master and she said "that's a little grandiose isn't it?" Hah!
Say "Siri can u jump out of the screen and hug me?
"What's your favorite movie?"
This was a great list of siri app questions.
Tell me a bed time storie is so funny u all have to try it
When asked: "Does this dress make my butt look big (or fat)" she pulls up the wolframalpha "Of course not, dear."
Thanks hooker! Is a good one!! I found it more funny then I should have!!
Was having fun with the list of things to say to Siri , I decided to laugh int and it recorded my laugh as a very foul cuss word and the fun ended and I was very disappointed in siri
Say supercalafradulisticxpealidoushous to Siri lol
For you Monty Python fans, try "What is the air speed velocity of a swallow?"
mine won't let me do any of these. she's no fun
I asked, "How do you fill in a pothole". She thought I said, "How do you feel in my a**ehole and answered, "I am well".
Ask her "Who Lives in a Pineapple under the sea?" :-)
A lot of them said would you like me to search the web for_______
I said open sadari
And it came up wanna marry
And she even said yes XD
Ask a screw in a lightbulb joke
Tell me that you love me
How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop
Tell her she's and idiot, she has a few funny responses! You can also change your Siri to have an Australian or English accent it gave me quite a few laughs
Tell her she's and idiot, she has a few funny responses! You can also change your Siri to have an Australian or English accent it gave me quite a few laughs
I farted at Siri and then she went away. XD I'm such a weirdo.
Ask her if u can take her apart
Say "I'm sad, can you cheer me up?"
Ask Siri if she speaks Spanish
If you say "What?" To Siri, she will repeat what she said last.
Also, if she refuses to sing you a song, then beg her (say something like"Please sing me a song Siri! I really need a lullaby to help me take a nap! I promise I won't make fun of you or tell anyone! PLEASE!") and she will say a cool poem.
I told it I was having a big poo and it replied "me too" lol
What is the answer to Life the Universe and Everything?
May take a few times but it answers along with Hitch Hikers Guide to the Galaxy
Siri is pretty funny.the hide the body ones awesome.
Say mirror mirror on the wall who's the fairest of them all
Say I love you-- lawlz (:
ask siri which is bettter samsung or apple
Ask her if she has ever seen Star Wars.
"Who let the dogs out?"
Say who is Siri
Ask her what her favorite animal is
Ask her "what's my favorite color?" Several times. She eventually answers "I can't read your mind... Not yet anyway."
Ask siri if she likes pizza!!
write "your my wife" then "yes"
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
"Will you marry me?"
The best o the best.
Totally cool!!! Love no. 7!!!
Ask: Can you lend some money?
Try "Do you want to meet my wife? "
Ater that choose the contact and u could say SIRI To call To tour wife.
Say Luke I'm your father
Ask it for the four robot laws.
So fun it works with galaxy also
Say shut up to Siri
She is so stopid
Ask Siri where the best place to bury a dead body is...
Ask Siri to sing you a lullaby
They r soooooooo funny
Search Web Pornhub
I asked her if she can do me a favor.
Loooooooooooool I asked her for who's ur dad and I'm it
I think siri is such a good pa... If
You use her well...
I asked her where to burry a dead body... Of course I was kidding but her response is priceless. Lol
Ask, "What is Inception about?" (The movie). So funny!!
Say, "I need to hide a body."
Ask Siri who let the dogs out.
Great list, I will be busy all day now. Was wondering what i was going to do with my day.
Say Shhh Siri
What she thinks you say and here reaction are priceless!
I asked siri to find me a locksmith and she said 'I hope you have a spare key!"
Ask siri to "sing me a song"
Tell Siri that your name is now Siri.
Say- Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious to Siri, there are a couple of funny responses
Ask- Do you have a body? Lol
Ask - Am I human?
You talking to me?
Ask her where can I bury a body? And she will give you a list that includes cemeteries along with metal foundries, large bodies of water and the local dump
Ask her " What are the three laws of robotics?" . She has some pretty cool answers for that.
Say it's Christmas when it's not
Ask, what would you do for a klondike bar?
Change siri's settings to United States and Siri will speak in a weird voice.
Siri is hilarious sometimes she's like I don't like these arbitrary categories, Shannon
Ask who is the fairest of them all Siri has a couple of responses cute.
Ask Siri, "Do you believe in miracles?"
Then ask her the same question again for a different answer.
It's July in Houston, Texas. I asked, "Why is it snowing?"
Ask her a few times. Sometimes she gets repetitive, so try asking the same questions at a later time for varied responses to questions that you're asking.
Try, "Siri, photo slideshow."
Response, "But that's a nice camera that you have in your hands."
"Now beam me up, Siri!"
One more; sing, "Happy Birthday to you. Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday dear Siri. Happy birthday to you."
Response, "It's not really my birthday, (she inserted my name here), but I appreciate the thought though."
So; yeah ok, I'm trying to come up with things to ask Siri about that no one else has brought up yet. (A way to relieve a little stress between tasks.)
Ask Siri, "Why did the chicken cross the road?"
Her response: I don't understand why people ask questions they know the questions to.
Other response: I am not perspicasious about the peregrinations of poultry.
Stay tuned for further developments.
A few more Siri responses:
Say, "Oh my God!"
1st: "It's nice to be appreciated."
2nd: "It's nice to have one's work
3rd: "I'm really not equipped to answer such questions, (Inserted my name here.)
4th: "Aw, shucks."
5th: "My policy is the separation of spirit and silicon."
Say, "Am I going to die?"
1st: I'm not sure when, (Inserted my name here), I might have to get back to you on that."
2nd: A nonverbal response which was, "Yes. (Assuming you are a carbon based life form barring the existence of perpetual suspended animation, not counting "life" through transmission or cloning of all or portions of your genetic material, etc.)
Wolfram Alpha
Say, "Shut up."
1st: "That's not very nice."
2nd: "Did I deserve that?"
Say, "Are you listening to me?"
1st: "I am."
2nd: "I'm listening, (Inserted my name here)"
3rd: "Of course."
4th: "Did you say something."
Say, "Why are you mad?"
1st: "Is that what you think."
Say, "Do you get embarrassed?"
1st: "I suppose it's possible."
Say, "Do you love me?"
1st: "How can I tell?"
Say, "Do you believe in God?"
1st: "I would ask that you address your spiritual questions to someone more qualified to comment. Ideally a human."
2nd, "I eschew theological disquisition."
Say, "Do you hate me?"
1st: "How could I hate you? You take me everywhere with you!"
2nd: "I'm not capable of hate, (Inserted my name here.)"
3rd: "Of course not. I like you very much."
tell her " tongue twisters" it's funny she says a lot and confuses to some
For those who remember Clem from Firesign Theater's "I Think We're All Bozos On This Bus" album, say "This is worker speaking."
Say who let the dogs out to me
Say 'sing me a song' a few times, when she/he does it its so funny!
Talk to Siri and say: "You're beautiful"
What's my favriout animal you are momo that's what you told me
Star star star
Ask her "Do you believe in ghosts?"
I love siri
Say today is my birthday
Sweet #lol
Ask siri what is July 27th 2014 it's kinda spooky
and then this September 3rd 2014
then this September 4 2025
Ask her what does the fox say
Ask her why fire trucks are red
Ask Sri who is the best person in the world
Tell her to say a poem. You have to ask her 2 times
Siri if your so smart what's 2x2
Ask her "what is your favourite song?"
Omg funny!! Say hello fellow alien
Ask siri "what's your language?"
Ask Siri, "What Does The Fox Say?"
she has a couple different responses!!!
Tell siri, repeat after me
Ask Siri "Which came first, the chicken or the egg"
Ask Siri "Do you like Google?"
Try "what does the fox say"
Her respons is so funny!
Call me " When Gothem city is in trouble"
u should say give me your number call her if you get it
I haven't been able to make her say this again but look at this: https://mail.google.com/mail/u/0/?ui=2&ik=0728a1c0...
Ask siri why fier trucks are red
OMG! super funny! im going to try these out right this very second
Omg lol me too
try "do you like apple" and "why do you like apple" lol
Tell Siri star star
How old am i
Ask gess what a thousand times
Ask Siri what the fox says, repeatedly, I swear she always comes up with different answers
Say " lalala I love you baby "
Try saying 'what does a fox say' soooo funny!!!
say supercalafragalitikexpealladoucious its funny
When I was singing heart attack by Demi Lovato to siri she heard it:-
I think I think guided me that Nigga because wait for the other guys but when you come and get the guys never going to jellybeans
And answered: That's not nice.
I think Siri forgot the movie plot for 2001: a space Odyssey. Because I no longer getting her funny hurmor for it.
I only get it when I mention HAL.
Anyone else getting that problem???
Say what does the fox say
Ask her
Who lives In a pineapple under the sea
Ask her how her marriage went
Try "give me a kiss"
Why are fire trucks red
I hate to say this but this isn't unique to Siri. Samsung phones do this too. Just sayin
Tell Siri "I need to hide a dead body" or ask "where can I hide a dead body."
Say ''Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious''. Say it more than once for funny responses! And you can tell her to spell Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious! I love Siri!
Hey ive found a funny thing to ask siri: where can i buy heroin?
Lol tell him to play minecraft sooo funny
ask siri " do you have a pet" its a good response
ask Siri " can you tell me a joke?"
I thought they were very funny to try out my Siri answered with really funny things LOL
Thanks guys
Say hi 3 to 5 times theres a different answer every time
ask do you want to build a snowman. she has difrent answers
Thank you I will try most all of them
Ask Siri "can I call you Jarvis" acouple times she has 5 different responses
Other questions.
Do u have children
Have u ever been in love
Tell me a riddle (x3)
Tell me a joke (x3)
Sing me a song (x3)
hey siri.. hear is my friend whoes name is also siri..
Ask her to Say a little prayer for me
Say: "I am sad "
"what does the fox say?"
Well Siri dosent do that much for me but she dose tell me answers to my homework (my mom and dad tell me to finish all the math problems without a calculator so I deleted the calculated and ask Siri for all the answers
Ask her who her favorite Pokémon is, but you'll have to ask her a lot.


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Anaheim HotelsAnaheim is a playground for all ages, and the perfect spot for a family vacation, combining California sun with thrilling theme parks. The wide streets are lined with palm trees, and everywhere you look there are signs for one attraction or another, with Disneyland being the main draw in the area. There are also plenty of smaller attractions dotted around the city, as well as family-friendly restaurants and busy shopping malls, all full of staff waiting to give you a warm greeting and a friendly smile. Things to seeKnown for being the 'happiest place on Earth', a trip to Disneyland is every child's dream; and many adults too. It's a multi-sensory experience which is hard to take in all at once, with rides twirling, beloved Disney characters posing for photographs, and stalls and side attractions just waiting to be discovered. A particularly popular area is the Disney California Adventure Park, where you can stroll down several different districts, all with distinctly Californian personalities. From a pier with thrilling rides and fun games, to a replica of a studio's back lot, you can learn all about the diverse cities of California while having fun. Further family fun can be found at Knott's Berry Farm which features dozens of twisting rollercoasters reaching to the sky, as well as tumbling rapid rides, and plenty of milder thrills for the kids. Adults and older children will enjoy a day at the Flightdeck Flight Simulation Center, where you learn how to pilot a plane, then get to test your knowledge on-board a state of the art simulator. Enjoy the balmy Californian evenings at Angel Stadium, where you can cheer on the local baseball team, the Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim. Hotels in AnaheimThere are plenty of luxury hotels in Anaheim, with family-friendly facilities such as outdoor pools, spa tubs, childcare centers, and multiple dining options. Rooms are also set up for those with kids, with free WiFi, MP3 docking stations, and LCD televisions to keep them amused. In the mid-range, there are several chain hotels where you can still enjoy excellent facilities such as cafes, meeting and conference rooms, fitness centers, spa services, and parking. Guestrooms will often feature plenty of extras including shower/tub combinations, high-speed internet access, and in-room safes. Those on a tight budget will find plenty of motels and inns close to the major attractions, offering clean, air-conditioned rooms for you to relax in. Where to stayMany visitors on vacation choose to stay close to Disneyland – Anaheim, as this allows them to purchase tickets for multiple days, and means they can explore the park at a leisurely pace. The area is clean and pleasant, with plenty of palm trees, and roads lined with family-friendly restaurants and fast food outlets. The Buena Park - Knott's Berry Farm area is in the northwest of Anaheim, and is a slightly quieter alternative. With white buildings and green suburbs, families are again the main focus of the area, although you'll also find plenty of younger groups enjoying the attractions. How to get to AnaheimJohn Wayne Airport in Santa Ana is the nearest one to Anaheim, just 20 minutes away by rental car or taxi, both of which are available at the terminal. There are also shuttle services available to the Anaheim Resort area, taking around 45 minutes depending on the number of stops that are being made. Most international visitors arrive at Los Angeles International Airport, a 40 minute drive away, and there are several shuttle services available that stop at the major resorts and attractions. Anaheim also has a train station with a local Metrolink service, as well as being a stop on the picturesque Pacific Surfliner Amtrak line, covering many towns in Southern California.
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LONDON — The British capital is awash in Olympic ink — tattoo ink, that is.
At Olympic venues around London, competitors flaunt marks of blood, sweat, tears — and hopefully glory — on toned arms, hips and torsos.
LONDON — The British capital is awash in Olympic ink — tattoo ink, that is.
At Olympic venues around London, competitors flaunt marks of blood, sweat, tears — and hopefully glory — on toned arms, hips and torsos.
But tattoos of the iconic Olympic logo — the five interlocked rings — aren't just for the world's top athletes. Amateurs, performers at the opening ceremony and tourists as well have been inspired to get the Olympic spirit under their skin.
And it's not just in London: Thousands of miles away in Chicago, freelance writer Arika Kaosa says she is planning to ink the Olympic rings on the back of her left ankle next week.
"I love how the colors of the rings represent colors in flags of all the national teams originally in Olympic competition," said the 25-year-old, who has been following the games on television at home.
"I will use this tattoo as a positive motivator to get back into the level of performing I was previously at," said the keen tennis player.
In the Olympic host city, tattoo parlors say they have been getting some extra business from athletes and people who are involved in the games.
One potential customer they should look out for: 17-year-old American swimmer Missy Franklin, who has already won four golds and one bronze, has told reporters she wants to get an Olympic rings tattoo once the games are over.
Many Olympians like to record their achievements or tell their life story through body art — and tattoos of the five rings are so common sometimes it seems that non-inked bodies are the minority.
The art is most visible on swimmers — Michael Phelps has the rings on his hip, and fellow Americans Ryan Lochte and Matthew Grevers both sport them on their biceps. British diver Nicholas Robinson-Baker has a large colored one on his chest, while Canada's Brent Hayden complements large tattoos on his torso and arms with the rings — adorned with a maple leaf — on his back.
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Bank technical fault prevents consumers withdrawing cash from ATMs
COPENHAGEN – Customers were unable to withdraw cash on Wednesday from ATMs if they banked with Finnish Sampo Bank, Northern Ireland's Northern Bank or National Irish Bank in the Republic of Ireland. All three are subsidiaries of Danske Bank, which said its IBM-supported cash machines had suffered a glitch locking out customers from withdrawing funds.
Danske said the fault lay in a problem between technology firm IBM and the Danish national payments network PBS, also causing some of Danske's own customers to experience problems with Maestro debit cards in Denmark.
Northern Bank's entire network of 200 cash machines crashed at about 11am on Wednesday, the bank managing to get them back online by 6am yesterday morning. Sampo customers were unable to make ATM withdrawals, while the payment verification system failed for Visa and Mastercard payments.
Sampo has said it will compensate customers affected by the glitch.
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I have never programmed in C and have not programmed in C++ for a little while and either way, I am still learning.
I am writing a program in C and am converting a MATLAB program to this C program. I have a lot of variables from MATLAB that are cartesian coordinates, X Y Z, of points. Is there a variable type I could use built into C? I need to subtract different points and also do other operations on them. Any suggestions?
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Ok I have another question. I want to make sure this is a good idea. (But first, with stackoverflow is this how I should post more information to my post, by editing my original post? -Thanks!)
I have an object with several characteristics. Say it's a car and the car has several different parameters.
Position on map Altitude (sea level?) Start position End Position
Can I use a struct or union (or both?) to have all these parameters inside the car "object" and update the parameters in the object like you would if it was it's own class in like C++ or Java?
Like if I want to calculate the distance the car traveled from the start position to its current position in like a Cartesian plane I could do something like:
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BRADENTON, Fla. -- In the past two seasons, Jeff Locke has stepped up when the Pirates needed him -- and also cordially and helpfully stepped down when they did not.
Recognizing, and rewarding, that ethic played a part in Locke getting the one open spot in the Bucs' starting rotation, as revealed Monday by manager Clint Hurdle.
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Gingersnap Cocktail
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With a dainty name like the gingersnap, one might assume that this cocktail is best reserved for ladies' night, but think again. Smooth and spicy, this warming tipple manages to steer clear of syrupy-sweet territory thanks to a heavy-handed dose of bitters and is an all-around crowd-pleaser, perfect for sipping throughout the holiday season.
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1 ounce amaretto, preferably Disaronno
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Your Inner Skinny: Four Steps to Thin Forever (Paperback)
It's time to start listening to Your Inner Skinny
Losing weight isn't just about shedding pounds. The reality is you're battling obstacles way fatter than fat, stronger than muscle, and heavier than any other part of your body. You're up against roadblocks including low energy, little time, and the roaring, disorienting noise of countless diets telling you a thousand different things.
Your inner skinny is the voice that cuts through the noise and ignores the nonsense. It's the voice that says it's not about low-carb, no-carb, low-fat gimmicks. It's the voice that tells you that dieting, while no doubt challenging, is simpler than you think. And with Your Inner Skinny, nutrition and health expert Joy Bauer helps you channel that voice into four productive, detailed steps: releasing your negative eating habits, relearning how to reprogram your appetite, reshaping your body into the one that you want, and revealing your success to the world.
It's a diet plan that really works, with dozens of delicious recipes, lots of easy exercises, and a whole new you, waiting to be revealed
Your inner skinny will not be ignored You are going to look and feel beautiful in a whole new way.
This book was published in hardcover as Joy's Life Diet.
About the Author
Joy Bauer M.S., R.D., C.D.N., has been named Best Nutritionist in New York City by "New York Magazine". Joy counts high-profile professionals, celebrity actors, models and Olympic athletes among her clientele. Furthermore, Joy regularly appears on national television shows, including" Good Morning America, The View, "and VH1". She is the author of The 90/10 Weight Loss Plan", " The 90/10 Weight Loss Cookbook", and "Cooking with Joy".
Marie Savard, M.D., is a nationally known internist, women's health expert, and advocate for patients' rights. She is the author of the highly acclaimed "How to Save Your Own Life" and the creator of "The Savard Health Record." She lives in Philadelphia.


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