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- Devious Lady GaGa CD-RW terrorist Bradley Manning was charged yesterday with "aiding the enemy," which is punishable by death. (Hillary Clinton will sit on him until he dies.) In the meantime, the Army has decided that Bradley Manning needs to take off his clothes and then stand around naked in his prison cell for hours, all sexy-like. Why would the Army people force Brad to do this? There's a perfectly logical explanation, according to a Marine spokesman: "It would be inappropriate for me to explain it … I can confirm that it did happen, but I can't explain it to you without violating the detainee's privacy." In Army Land it's totally okay to forcibly remove Bradley Manning's clothes and then leave him naked in a prison cell for seven hours. But explaining why this is okay? Jeebus, that's a serious violation of the detainee's privacy! [NYT]
- China's military spending will increase by 12.7% to 601.1 billion yuan ($91.5 billion), up from 532.1 billion yuan last year. The United States spent a meager $1 trillion or so on "defense" in fiscal year 2010. China is catching up! We must start throwing money at superfluous weapons programs, like the F-69 Tactical Fingerbanger and, uh, smart bombs that can play Jeopardy. [BBC]
- Here is a news article about grocery store shopping carts and feces. (Specifically: how grocery store shopping carts are lathered in feces.) Yummy in the tummy! [Fox News]
July 24, 2014
Pervert Army People Love Watching Bradley Manning Get Naked
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- March 4, 2011 at 7:42 am
The J-721 Fartbox Tongue Puncher weapons system is expected to experience serious cost overruns in research, development, and production.
Early bird today, eh Riley?
- March 4, 2011 at 8:28 am
He does look a bit like Lyndie England with a sex change.
(I thought I was responding to your next comment about Bradley Manning)
- March 4, 2011 at 9:33 am
When is the Army just going to start building "invisible" weapons? That way they can charge billions of dollars, never build anything, and our enemies will be terrified of them because they don't know what they look like.
- March 4, 2011 at 9:35 am
You'd think Wonder Woman from SuperFriends could have helped them out with that.
- March 4, 2011 at 9:39 am
Well, now that they've repealed DADT… Just sayin'.
- March 4, 2011 at 11:51 am
Gotta love those invisible lesbians, eh?
- March 4, 2011 at 9:45 am
This is such an ignorant question. If there are no actual defense contractors, where are the generals going to get jobs when they "retire" into their real jobs, getting more work from the Department of Defense for defense contractors?
- March 4, 2011 at 7:43 am
In Army Land it's totally okay to forcibly remove Bradley Manning's clothes and then leave him naked in a prison cell for seven hours.
It's worked very well for them at Abu Ghraib, Bagram, and Guantanamo, so why not Quantico? That's kinda foreign-sounding too.
- March 4, 2011 at 7:54 am
I don't know what you're complaining about. We could have easily outsourced our torture like we usually do. This time, we're creating American jobs on American soil! I guess this is all part of Obama's new focus on job creation, bless his weak-willed heart.
- March 4, 2011 at 8:00 am
Hazing is a long-standing military tradition that goes back to the days of the American revolution (Hell, probably all the way back to the Peloponnesian War). It's just a bunch of youngsters having a lark, a little harmless fun!
- March 4, 2011 at 8:04 am
So long as the cadet/prisoner remembers the safe word…
- March 4, 2011 at 9:37 am
What's the problem?
They stopped as soon as he shouted "green balloons!!!"
- March 4, 2011 at 9:38 am
It's because we ended DADT, isn't it?
- March 4, 2011 at 9:41 am
One person's hazing is another person's HOT CFNM PR0NZ!!!!!!
- March 4, 2011 at 9:21 am
Well stacking prisoners is no fun when they have clothes on.
- March 4, 2011 at 11:52 am
US Army: A pile of One!
- March 4, 2011 at 7:45 am
Re: Shopping Carts. I knew there was a reason I didn't want to get out of bed today.
- March 4, 2011 at 9:06 am
I, too, have been rolled home in a shopping cart after drinking three too many at the Hawk & Dove.
- March 4, 2011 at 9:19 am
Of course, the irony is that it's the people who are putting their kids with the crappy diapers in the shopping cart seat who are wiping the handle before the kid goes in. They should be wiping the cart down AFTERWARD.
- March 4, 2011 at 9:43 am
That would require less selfishness, which is kind of a PROBLEM these days with brats being raised by brats.
(No, not sausage, you fat shit!)
- March 4, 2011 at 7:46 am
Bradley looks like he had a full-body Brazilian wax job & his lips are movin'. Das a terrorist fer sure.
- March 4, 2011 at 9:43 am
Maybe a DISCO DANCEFLOOR TERRORIST!
- March 4, 2011 at 7:47 am
How the hell does feces get on shopping carts? What's the conduit? I'm not clicking no Fux News link.
- March 4, 2011 at 7:55 am
The link is not very informative, written to the level of Fox's audience, I reckon. I'm blaming this shit on parents putting their little kids in those seat-y things by the push handle at the back of the cart. Nothing teems with bacteria like a little kid. Little kids should be put in the convenient storage rack below the cart basket. Of course then there's no room for your 30-pack of Milwaukee's Beast Light.
- March 4, 2011 at 7:59 am
Of course it's the little shits.
- March 4, 2011 at 8:10 am
I knew there was a good reason to avoid using those stupid things (besides the fact that a full shopping-card load of groceries is too big to carry back to my apartment, that is). Yeah, the fact that parents allow their little germ machines to crawl all over those things is disgusting just thinking about it, without getting into the deep implications like these.
And the ones that don't let their disgusting spawn shit all over the carts let them race all around the store, screaming their heads off, opening packages (that the parents won't ever pay for), and annoying the shit out of the rest of us. Why do these people who don't know how to use a condom always inflict their little monsters on those of use who do in public? (See also; restaurants, trains & planes).
- March 4, 2011 at 8:22 am
Me, is that you?
The parents should just leave the kids in the car while they shop.
- March 4, 2011 at 8:30 am
With the windows up. That'll toughen up the little feces-flingers!
- March 4, 2011 at 8:50 am
Hey, hey, hey! That's bullshit to suggest that. Damn, what's wrong with you? I love my new car that Santa gave me and I don't want it filled with baby booties and cooties. I forgive ya. Let's hug it out.
- March 4, 2011 at 9:59 am
Gawd you old geezers are pathetic. Just do what I do. If the kiddies get in your way just flick them aside with your walker. That what the lower bar is for.
- March 4, 2011 at 12:15 pm
Unfortunately, that must be considered post-natal abortion by the same 'tards that insist women must carry a fetus to term in all circumstances. Down in Vegas they recently convicted some parents of manslaughter because they left Jr. strapped into his car seat out in the Lexus SUV for 17 hours. See? They DO care about post-fetal America!
- March 4, 2011 at 8:40 am
While standing in line at some Anus Burger Distribution Center I was being subjected to a mother's large brood of noisy little nasties. After a while I turned and looked at the monsters and then her and said "Thanks for reminding me not to put off that vasectomy any longer." She didn't have much of a sense of humor.
- March 4, 2011 at 8:53 am
"If you've got more than two, you should no longer screw."
- March 4, 2011 at 8:59 am
I was in the store and some kid was playing kickball with his brother and wouldn't let me pass. I would stop and he would stop and then I would go to step and he'd launch the ball. I looked at his mom and she grunted at me for interrupting little Pele` and his brother. I pointed to them and asked her, "seriously, THIS is the best you could do?" I thought she was going to toss a can of Beanee Weenee at me after I passed.
- March 4, 2011 at 9:26 am
Also too fucking strollers.
- March 4, 2011 at 9:28 am
At the airport.
- March 4, 2011 at 9:49 am
You mean Baby-Utility Vehicles, of course. They keep getting bigger and bigger, and their mommy-"drivers" use them like plows to clear space for themselves
- March 4, 2011 at 8:41 am
If it's written on Fox News level, I would guess that they somehow blame it on the Mexicans.
- March 4, 2011 at 9:48 am
I only had to scan through 26 comments before I found this:
"Yes, we were all taught basic hygiene in grade,middle,high school here in the U.S. Not all countries do the same…."
While not specifically Mexican, I'm fairly confident in my jump-to-conclusions mat.
EDIT: And then I scanned too far and found a very specific thread. Fox comments, you never/always disappoint!
- March 4, 2011 at 9:58 am
"The carts are smeared with anchor baby manure."
That one is too perfect. Which one of your wrote that?
- March 4, 2011 at 9:44 am
Oh, it's even better. It's a USA Today article that Fox News is sharing. Meeting of the minds!!!!
- March 4, 2011 at 8:21 am
"What's the conduit?"
People licking the carts.
- March 4, 2011 at 9:54 am
My son has an autism spectral condition, and a major issue with his butt. Further, he insists on holding onto the shopping cart when I get groceries. That's ass short an answer as I can give you.
- March 4, 2011 at 7:49 am
And again. Who's the "enemy" here? The countries with whom we have diplomatic relations?
- March 4, 2011 at 8:53 am
The enemy is our own worst impulses, which the whole Wikileaks thing is obviously feeding into. Torture cannot happen without someone to be tortured. So, in a way, is not the torturee just as responsible as the torturer? More so, even, as the torturee is probably not thinking of the good of the country while being tortured.
- March 4, 2011 at 9:46 am
Cheese and crackers, I didn't know Rumsfeld liked Wonkette!
- March 4, 2011 at 7:50 am
What about them little shopping baskets I use when I only have to pick up a few items? Are they smeared with excrement too?
- March 4, 2011 at 7:56 am
You put items for purchase in those baskets?
- March 4, 2011 at 8:01 am
You bastard! I hope you don't shop at my local H-E-B.
- March 4, 2011 at 9:50 am
I love to rub my basket on those baskets!!!
- March 4, 2011 at 8:12 am
"It puts the feces in the basket…"
- March 4, 2011 at 9:51 am
And the lime in the coconut??
- March 4, 2011 at 9:28 am
Just use your commie recyclable tote bag pinko.
- March 4, 2011 at 7:51 am
Is there video of the nakedness?
Because if someone leaked said video to Assange, and he posted them on wikileaks, then the circle of irony would be unbroken.
AND we get to see a naked person on the web (a bonus).
- March 4, 2011 at 8:01 am
Be careful for what you ask for. What if one of his guards looks like Lyndee Englund?
- March 4, 2011 at 7:52 am
China's just preparing to collect. Meh. I, for one, welcome our brutal, Han Chinese overlords.
- March 4, 2011 at 9:29 am
I doubt they'll be much worse than our current overlords. If my Chinese friends fathers (ie., overlords) are any indication, it will probably just be a renewed emphasis on getting good grades and possibly practicing an instrument.
- March 4, 2011 at 9:52 am
A friend who does business in China says capitalism there makes American-style business look like a Montessori school.
- March 4, 2011 at 9:58 am
I'm just glad I was raised before this "Tiger Mom" shit came about.
- March 4, 2011 at 12:23 pm
Is that where the tiger's blood dripping from Charlie Sheen's fangs came from? I'd be OK with that.
- March 4, 2011 at 7:53 am
"Yummy in the tummy! [Fox News]"
Yeah, but you sent us to Fox, so now it's Insane in the membrane.
- March 4, 2011 at 7:58 am
It's perfectly appropriate that the Marines would protect the privacy of the sadistic, Abu-Ghraib inspired perverts making Private Manning strip and stay naked in his solitary confinement cell for their sick amusement.
USA! USA! USA! For FREEDOM!
- March 4, 2011 at 9:42 am
Proud to be an American!
- March 4, 2011 at 10:21 pm
Lee Greenwood (remixed): And, I'm proud to be an American, where at least I know I'm free…for now.
- March 4, 2011 at 7:59 am
"It would be inappropriate for me to explain it … I can confirm that it did happen, but I can't explain it to you without violating the detainee's privacy."
The ability to torture logic like that is why all members of our Armed Forces are heroes and better human beings than civilians like you and me.
- March 4, 2011 at 8:16 am
That's just the officers and senior enlisted (E-7 and up). They have a 2-week course in Pretzel Logic (for the Air Force, it's conducted at the Air Force Institute of Technology at Wright-Patterson AFB in Dayton), with annual refresher training available online at the Advanced Distributed Learning Service portal at https/www.my.af.mil.
- March 4, 2011 at 8:26 am
I attended USAFA back in the 70's (2 years and out). I saw that shit everyday, up close and personal. And that was when the women were just being admitted and the sexual assaults were ongoing, but neatly covered up, but before the fundies turned the place into a total mental institution.
- March 4, 2011 at 8:35 am
On occasion I am tasked with mentoring a young 2LT or 1LT for a few months. It's particularly horrible when I get an Academy ringknocker.
"Let's go have a drink."
"I'd like to, sir, but I've got Bible Study tonight, and tomorrow's no good either because we're going to get together to sing hymns. Would you care to join me?"
"Uh, no, it just occurred to me I've got to get home and feed the dogs and water the cactus."
I did ruin/corrupt one of them, though, to my eternal pride.
The ROTC kids are a lot more fun.
- March 4, 2011 at 8:37 am
It would only violate his privacy if the reasons were consensual, and I'm pretty fucking sure that's not the case here.
- March 4, 2011 at 9:17 am
It's not "torturing logic," it's putting logic into "stress positions" in order to obtain information that reality would not otherwise disclose.
- March 4, 2011 at 9:53 am
Don't you love how the word "inappropriate" is now synonymous with "not in my interest"?
- March 4, 2011 at 10:11 am
Support the troops! Booyah! Especially the naked one.
- March 4, 2011 at 8:02 am
Do the gaurds drink shots off his ass?
- March 4, 2011 at 8:12 am
I bet that wasn't taped, and if it was, won't be shown, it would violate their buttcrack-shot-drinking privacy
- March 4, 2011 at 8:03 am
BTW, many a man (and quite a few women) would pay top dollar to be crushed by a Hillary Clinton.
- March 4, 2011 at 8:03 am
Alt-alt-text: Poker face.
- March 4, 2011 at 8:03 am
"I can confirm that it did happen, but I can't explain it to you without violating the detainee's privacy."
Evil it may be…but this is such a fine example of military/industrial orwellian doublespeak that I may weep at the exquisite purity. I would still like to punch the fuckwad who said this in the mouth though.
- March 4, 2011 at 8:07 am
Does the army use firing squads these days?
- March 4, 2011 at 8:19 am
- March 4, 2011 at 8:27 am
- March 4, 2011 at 8:28 am
They still use the circular ones; tradition and all that, you know…
- March 4, 2011 at 12:13 pm
Drawn and quartered.
- March 4, 2011 at 8:12 am
Shit smeared shopping carts: Here's a thought…everything is smeared with something. I read an article a few years ago about the presence of bodily fluids in hotel rooms. You might not be surprised at what was found on the ceilings of the local Holiday Inn. Impressed maybe…but not surprised. Let's take this a step forward. EVERYTHING has always been smeared with something, for forever. How is it we are not all dead?
Here's the irony. We're reaching levels of germ phobia that would make Howard Hughes say "oh come now". We're furiously wiping, washing, and disinfecting AND taking antibiotics every time we get the sniffles. What this may eventually do is give rise to a superbug that will laugh off our attempts to kill it, and kill us all in return.
- March 4, 2011 at 8:20 am
Well said. Unfortunately, most people's understanding of science and the natural world comes from teevee commercials and the rather basic truth you point out is lost in a haze of "Micro crystal medicines! Antimicrobial Action!! Emollient enriched!" etc ad nauseum.
- March 4, 2011 at 8:23 am
"taking antibiotics every time we get the sniffles."
those that have health insurance of course. Us hobos are happily wallowing in our own filth with runny noses.
- March 4, 2011 at 8:56 am
This is how the hobos could rise up and take over the world, if they felt like getting up.
- March 4, 2011 at 8:39 am
And thanks to to to that, we're creating super-viruses that no antibiotic can kill. Thanks, germaphobes and the marketing that encourages their idiocy!
- March 4, 2011 at 8:41 am
Now they're saying that overprotective parents keeping the kiddies quarantined from germs is causing reduced resistance to diseases and increases in allergies etc. I always knew hanging out in the gutter was good for me!
- March 4, 2011 at 9:11 am
A lot of it's fundamentalist parents who won't get their kids vaccinated. I HATE those people! Repeat after me: God made vaccinations, therefore vaccinations are good. Plus, I don't see any of them eschewing cars, electricity or modern plumbing even though I don't believe Jesus mentions any of those items in the bible!
- March 4, 2011 at 9:24 am
Fundamentalists, and also conspiracy theory loving idiots of all political stripes who follow Jenny McCarthy's and the Huffington Post's autism bullshit. They've already killed hundreds of children. It doesn't matter that the original study has been exposed as a fraud, or that even if it had been true the dangers of not vaccinating are worse than the fake danger autism; people still keep refusing vaccines and killing their (and other, responsible parents') children.
- March 4, 2011 at 9:30 am
Yes, I read somewhere that that fraudulent paper did more harm to children than anything ever in history. Yet McCarthy is allowed to spew her shit on Larry King, Oprah, and whoever else will book her tired, washed-up ass. That's why I HATE these people; they have no regard for anyone else.
- March 4, 2011 at 9:35 am
Read up on Cotton Mather. fundie fear of vaccination is well over 200 years old.
- March 4, 2011 at 10:44 am
"Blessed are the Prius-makers." Jesus.
Cars! They're in the freakin' bible, people. Read it.
- March 4, 2011 at 12:31 pm
They misspelled priapus.
- March 4, 2011 at 9:20 am
I do wonder what the kids of today will be like as adults, given how overprotective and controlling modern parents are. We've got idiotic parents who, besides the germaphobia, won't let their kids go out and play with friends, but only let them socialize with organized "playdates" and teams & other official activities.
Once again, I blame commercials; specifically McGruff, the crime dog. My generation was brought up being constantly told that every stranger on the street was planning to kidnap and molest you, and to never ever ever talk to or even look at a strange adult; so of course people my age who can't use birth control won't let their own kids out of their sight.
- March 4, 2011 at 12:16 pm
I think the alcohol counteracts the diseases that try to enter your body when you're laying face down in that gutter.
- March 4, 2011 at 9:00 am
Yeah, but Howard Hughes would totally approve the whole saving-your-urine-in-jars thing.
- March 4, 2011 at 9:08 am
and don't forget fetuses…
- March 4, 2011 at 9:03 am
…as someone posted earlier… getting out of bed today… was it worth it?
Srsly though, 2nd'ing gefo5. That was stated so succinctly that even a Fox dweller would have to blame extra earwax fungii* if still unable to absorb those implications.
*licked off of shopping carts, that is
- March 4, 2011 at 9:17 am
I saw some germs taking LSD last week- the uprising can't be far behind.
- March 4, 2011 at 9:57 am
My family had a Super Bug in the '70s. Was a real gas sipper.
- March 4, 2011 at 10:12 am
Here's a funny story. Back where there was polio in Amurika, and men were free, polio was seen as particularly tragic because of its effect on the middle and upper classes. Turns out that if you were exposed to the virus, in somebody else's feces, when you were very young you got kind of sick but not paralyzed. If you waited until you were a teen or young adult to consume other peoples feces, you got paralyzed. Hence the tragic effect on the middle and upper classes. Says something about Amurika, but I don't know what.
- March 4, 2011 at 8:17 am
Nice to see BBC getting in on supporting our military-industrial complex. Every article on Chinese military advances elicits howls of idiots screaming it means we need to beef up our military in response, even though China has done nothing to threaten to invade us, and ignoring the basic fact that we don't just spend more than China on our military, but more than the entire rest of the world, combined.
- March 4, 2011 at 8:27 am
"elicits howls of idiots screaming it means we need to beef up our military in response, even though China has done nothing to threaten to invade us"
They are adherents of Monty Python's Llap Goch. Attack your enemy before he even knows of your existence.
- March 4, 2011 at 8:47 am
Yes, China, a country with 10 times as many people as us, is up to almost 1/10 of our spending. And they have no history of long-term (multi-generational, even) deployments of troops on far-flung bases, they haven't dropped any atom bombs on anybody etc. It's obvious we have to move on them.
- March 4, 2011 at 12:35 pm
A slight push on the DMZ in Korea is in order, methinks.
- March 4, 2011 at 8:19 am
The military should advertise on BDSM sites. Do you enjoy torturing and humiliating submissive prisoners? Well why not turn that passion and expertise into a career with good pay and benefits with the United States military. See your recruiter today!!!!!
- March 4, 2011 at 8:22 am
That is the plan!! We will do it just like Reagan.
He "Bring down Soviet" by forcing it in arm race,, where they went bankrupt, while we survived, because we borrowed gazillion of money from the Chinese.
This time we will do like that too, we will now "bring down Chinese" by forcing it in arm race,, where they will goes bankrupt, while we will survive, because we borrow gazillion of money from the .. oh wait ……
- March 4, 2011 at 8:30 am
because we borrow gazillion of money from the …
- March 4, 2011 at 8:41 am
Now, if we want to bring down the Chinese just like we did the Soviets, we need to wait until they get a leader who decides the whole cold war thing is bullshit and just gives up on it. Wait, we didn't really do anything there, did we?
- March 4, 2011 at 9:42 am
No, we didn't. Except, of course, gloat.
- March 4, 2011 at 8:38 am
I just wanted to say that…
I am with Bradley because exposing a crime is not a crime.
It is a duty.
The silence is a crime.
Under the shadow of silence, everything can be said and anything can be done.
We all know perfectly.
Hidden by that veil, some might even convince the others that a war can be a peace mission.
Hidden by that veil, civilian deaths are just casualties.
Hidden by that veil, even murderers are celebrated as heroes.
And hidden behind that veil, all opponents are necessarily traitors.
It continues here: http://betweentwosouths.blogspot.com/2011/03/wiki…
- March 4, 2011 at 8:39 am
Have you ever tried to make a pyramid out of clothed prisoners? Seriously. These people know what they're doing. They've been through training.
- March 4, 2011 at 9:39 am
Sorry Zvi ishould have read down farther and I inadvertently ripped your comment.
- March 4, 2011 at 8:39 am
This is just disgusting. Bradley Manning needs to keep his feces covered butt out of my shopping cart.
- March 4, 2011 at 8:51 am
I'm sure it was being forced to wear that cheesy beret that drove him to treason. Or maybe he has a 50's-vintage MG, Triumph, or Morgan?
- March 4, 2011 at 8:56 am
Nah, no string-back gloves…
- March 4, 2011 at 9:14 am
Or a scarf, for that matter…
- March 4, 2011 at 1:03 pm
My MGB-GT, she's a runner now.
- March 4, 2011 at 8:53 am
Paper, plastic, or shit with peanuts?
- March 4, 2011 at 8:59 am
Bradley Manning butt-crack vodka
- March 4, 2011 at 9:00 am
I have nothing erudite to say about Manning but do wonder why we can't just prosecute folks without the side of ritual humiliation. I know what he did was wrong, but his punishment (and he has not even been found guilty) doesn't seem remotely commensurate with the crime. I thought the nudity was saved for brown terrorists shooting at us or flying into our skyscrapers.
- March 4, 2011 at 9:58 am
Or just cold hangin' out in their native lands when we happen to invade.
- March 4, 2011 at 9:59 am
Prosecute – oh damn, I knew we missed something along the way.
- March 4, 2011 at 10:29 am
Glennzilla says they are wearing down Manning so they can get him to say Assange was the mastermind of the whole thing. They want Assange naked in a cell, too.
* cries *
- March 4, 2011 at 12:19 pm
Without the ritual humiliation, the terrorists win.
- March 4, 2011 at 1:05 pm
From what I understand for a certain group of people, performing torture is a lot like eating potato chips. You start with few brown foreigners and pretty soon, even though you say you can quit any time, you've worked your way into putting everyone on the rack.
- March 4, 2011 at 9:03 am
Clothes go on, clothes go off. I can't explain that or I'd have to kill you.
- March 4, 2011 at 9:06 am
It must be rather expensive for the Chinese to steal clips from Top Gun for use in their training exercises.
Or probably because they finally figured out that stealth, integrated C^3I networks and other high tech goodies can't be done on the cheap.
- March 4, 2011 at 9:08 am
Manning has me conflicted.
1. The military needs to treat him humanely while he's incarcerated, both before and after any trial. The officers overseeing his detention should be disciplined if the things we are hearing are even partially true.
2. Regardless of your views of the content of the information Manning delivered to Wikikeaks, Manning did swear an oath not to disclose secret information. He broke that oath.
3. He also didn't expose just certain information, such as the attacks on civilians in Afghanistan that needed to be known. He was unstable and pissed off and downloaded everything he could in a scattershot attempt to hurt the military and government. It wasn't, in my opinion, an act of conscience but instead a way to retaliate. To me, those are different things although some outcomes of the two can overlap.
Ok, said it. Feel free to down fist me.
- March 4, 2011 at 9:28 am
1. Correct. Humane treatment of prisoners was certainly pounded into my head.
2. He is alleged to have done that, but if he did, he deserves the maximum penalty.
3. This is the allegation and, if proven, you are correct. He was mad at his Uncle Sam and decided to hurt him. This was not a brave act or a whistle blower after discovering war crimes. Hell, W has already admitted authorizing enough war crimes to spent three lifetimes in prison.
That said, the Army should have charged him with improper handling of classified documents, sentenced him to 20 years and been done with it. All this other song and dance about "the enemy" is foolish. Whoever is handling the prosecution is an idiot and completely unaware of how the Army is being further damaged by this bungled prosecution.
- March 4, 2011 at 9:51 am
This is why the military's treament of him is so astounding. It's like even when they are justified, the military can't help but to overfail.
- March 4, 2011 at 9:13 am
Re: the headline. To be fair to the Army, it's Marines that run Quantico.
- March 4, 2011 at 9:20 am
And Marines have no interest in being kind to soldiers. None whatsoever.
- March 4, 2011 at 9:24 am
…and in return, the soldiers refer to Marines affectionately as "candy asses".
- March 4, 2011 at 9:32 am
Maureen? That's a girl's name!
You can also send them any bullshit e-mail you want and if it praises Marines, they believe every fucking word of it and pass it along without applying any critical thought process.
- March 4, 2011 at 10:01 am
Well Marines are just a step away from Navy – and we all know how sailors are. Amirite?
- March 4, 2011 at 10:03 am
Marines are just the BD/SM branch of the Navy.
- March 4, 2011 at 10:43 am
The Marines are for Navy peeps who can't swim.
- March 4, 2011 at 10:20 am
That explains the butt crack shots. Thanks for the clarification.
- March 4, 2011 at 9:15 am
Private Manning's privates are not very privates anymore
- March 4, 2011 at 12:47 pm
It's cold in the cell, OK?
- March 4, 2011 at 10:30 pm
Should we call him Public Manning…?
I'm giving you guys an in, here. Take it.
- March 4, 2011 at 9:17 am
My mother would sprinkle fecal material on our oatmeal in the morning. She said ti was raisins. Everybody needs a healthy breakfast and moms know that fecal material has lots and lots of healthy.
- March 4, 2011 at 9:30 am
My dogs, and 500 bazillion flies, can't be wrong. Though with my dogs, I suspect they do that just to gross me out.
- March 4, 2011 at 12:22 pm
But yet we are bombarded with advertisements for dog food that is Great Tasting.
- March 4, 2011 at 9:18 am
The shopping carts smeared with Santorum are all slippery.
- March 4, 2011 at 9:20 am
As (I think) Ed Helms explained about torture many years ago on The Daily Show, "Just because it's something we did do, it doesn't mean it's something we would do."
- March 4, 2011 at 10:56 am
I love it when CNN journalists refer to the US military as "we".
EDIT: Oops. I thought you said "Ed Henry". Well, my point still stands.
- March 4, 2011 at 9:22 am
Why can't we even torture our own guys? We can torture Mahzlumbs but we can't even try to learn meanier things by doing it to our own kids. WTF. The military needs to get some Truknutz.
- March 4, 2011 at 9:28 am
Was there sexy dancing and posing involved? I hope so.
BTW: Commenting works right today!!!!
- March 4, 2011 at 9:33 am
"Shit on a shopping cart!!" is going to be my shock expression of choice from here on.
- March 4, 2011 at 9:39 am
Poor Bradley. That is all. =(
- March 4, 2011 at 9:43 am
you can't keep a private first class' first class privates private
- March 4, 2011 at 9:45 am
OT, but while we're sitting here waiting for the next post, can anyone tell me if "following" someone helps out their p-ness? The reason I ask is because there's a bunch of you folks who are "following" me and I feel a little guilty because I'm not following anyone (except Terry, because I accidentally clicked "Follow" when her icon jumped out one day as I dragged the cursor over it, and I didn't want to "un-follow" cuz it might make me seem like a dick). I never bothered "following" anyone because I sit here all day and read just about every post anyway. But if I can help out others p-ness size by "following" them, I'll be more than happy to do so.
- March 4, 2011 at 9:51 am
"except Terry, because I accidentally clicked "Follow" when her icon jumped out one day as I dragged the cursor over it, and I didn't want to "un-follow" cuz it might make me seem like a dick"
You like me! You really like me!
- March 4, 2011 at 9:51 am
I am not a follower. I am merely a cowardly comment sniper.
- March 4, 2011 at 10:00 am
I don't know about p-ness, but I have the opposite problem, in that I can't get to these threads a lot of times. So I'm going to follow some people now in the hope that they drop some money or something.
- March 4, 2011 at 10:07 am
"I'm not the Messiah! Will you please listen? I am not the Messiah, do you understand?! Honestly! "
- March 4, 2011 at 12:24 pm
How shall we fuck off?
- March 4, 2011 at 10:15 am
I only wish I understood how the P-ness works. I've never seen the 80s! It's like you have to get a +30 on every comment to get anywhere, and, well, I'm just not that funny. :-P
- March 4, 2011 at 10:37 am
Pees are like level-ups in Diablo. The higher your pee, the longer it takes to raise it.
Pee S., My favorite spell was Conversion — hitting an enemy makes him temporarily become your minion. They "follow" you, but having followers did not raise your Diablo pee.
- March 4, 2011 at 9:46 am
Boy if only people knew how much feces and e. coli was on everything on the planet we'd have a bunch of people hiding in their attic with tissue paper boxes on their feet.
Next time you grab that gas pump, think feces!
- March 4, 2011 at 9:52 am
They're just about gone now, but the handheld receivers on pay phones were about as disgusting a thing as you can imagine. I have a buddy that installed, serviced, and maintained pay phones back in the 80s and 90s, and he told me that when you unscrewed the earpiece or mouthpiece of the receiver to clean them, the amount of coagulated/congealed breath or ear gunk sometimes nearly made him vomit. After he told me about that I always held the receiver 2 or 3 inches from my head when making a call.
- March 4, 2011 at 10:07 am
I think it was Benjamin Jefferson, the founder of 'Merica who said: "What does not kill you makes you stronger."
- March 4, 2011 at 1:33 pm
No, it was one of the Jeffreys.
- March 4, 2011 at 1:09 pm
"Next time you grab that gas pump, think feces! "
That's not hard when you consider that we're already getting it in the ass at that moment.
- March 4, 2011 at 9:47 am
You know, finding out we all have shit on our shopping carts is nice, but I'm actually here for today's videos of nazi skinheads screaming at newborns. So… whatcha got?
- March 4, 2011 at 9:50 am
He's not in prison, he's just on a level of basic training that is several realms beyond the typical basic mind-control suite of devices. They must really like him. They must really see his potential as the soldier of the 26th century, Fifth-Dimensional Theater.
- March 4, 2011 at 10:09 am
Manning: I am not a number, I'm a free man!! Oh, wait.
- March 4, 2011 at 10:08 am
smart bombs that can play Jeopardy
"What are brown people?"
- March 4, 2011 at 10:35 am
Fox News reporting on shit-handled carts in an E. coli infected bacterial swamp–perfect match of media and message.
- March 4, 2011 at 10:36 am
Because we couldn't possibly violate the (illegally tortured, humiliated, possible future death-row inmate, officially abandoned, human right-less) detainee's privacy.
- March 4, 2011 at 10:42 am
Perhaps the feces readings from the automatic electric shopping carts at Walmart skewed the results.
- March 4, 2011 at 10:58 am
As Johnny English said, "it's just a bit of poo".
- March 4, 2011 at 12:06 pm
He was asking for it, sitting there all sexy-time in that tight orange jump suit, just asking for it
- March 4, 2011 at 1:37 pm
Feel free!
- March 4, 2011 at 2:39 pm
In the tradition of Elvis and Eminem, I'm adopting it as my own though.
- March 4, 2011 at 9:29 am
How dare you insult her precious little monster and suggest that your business is more important than their play in a venue which is completely inappropriate for it?
Seriously, some parents are ridiculous with their kids in public places; I was once behind a woman at the grocery store whose son was eating from an open box of cookies, and she threw a fit at the clerk when she insisted that she pay for it.
- March 4, 2011 at 10:09 am
Those things are just awful; even with wide downtown sidewalks, they're second only to fat tourists families in moving slooooowly while taking up so much space it's a real pain in the ass to get around them. Why do these parents need more than just a simple, basic stroller for their baby? And sometimes they're using them with a kid who's four or five years old – they can walk, you know.
- March 4, 2011 at 10:28 am
Duh, you need room for an XL cup holder to hold your 64 oz. Diet Coke, and an extra basket underneath to stow all your shoplifted goods that are hidden under your coat.
- March 4, 2011 at 1:37 pm
You're lucky w/ wide sidewalks. These asshats push them down skinny Manhattan side streets – these monsterous things with like dirtbike tires moving three babies abreast.
Fucking ridiculous. Of course, this is Manhattan where one in three carry an umbrella you could hold a three-ring circus under – so why I expect any human thoughtfulness or decency from these upper-middle-class jack offs I'm not exactly sure.
- March 4, 2011 at 10:29 pm
Actually, I heard the safe word is "green berets."
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Teen gets 12-month sentence for minor offense - and thug gets probation for raping her
15-year-old Ashley had no inkling of what was to come on the day in 2005 when she was in Manhattan Family Court on a minor charge.
"You want to believe everybody's good, everybody wants to help you," she told me last week.
A hulking juvenile counselor named Tony Simmons led her in handcuffs from the girls holding area to the elevator.
She expected Tyson, as Simmons was called, to bring her up to the courtroom where she was scheduled to be sentenced for filing a false police report.
Instead, the elevator descended to the basement. The 42-year-old counselor pulled down her pants and raped her with calm, practiced precision that made him all the more terrifying.
"He knew exactly what he was doing," Ashley said. "Everything."
When he was done, Simmons pulled her pants back up and the elevator ascended to the courtroom. He raised an extended index finger to his lips in a mute command for her to say nothing.
"I was very scared," Ashley said. "I was terrified. He was a very large man."
Just moments after being violated, Ashley was seated next to her mother and before the judge. She was too shocked and terrified to report the attack.
"I knew I was just raped. I knew it wasn't supposed to happen," she recalled. "I didn't think anybody would believe me."
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Manhattan DA Vance rips judge's 'outrageously lenient' punishment for confessed rapist
A Manhattan Supreme Court justice came under fire Monday for granting probation to a city worker who admitted he had raped or sexually abused three teen girls under his care.
Manhattan District Attorney Cy Vance Jr. blasted the sentence Justice Cassandra Mullen gave to Tony Simmons, 47, as "outrageously lenient." Prosecutors wanted Simmons to get at least a year behind bars. "This was an egregious breach of the public's trust," Vance said.
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The "Justice" system strikes again.
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All in the Family
A student and teacher scandal leads Goren and Eames to a powerful influent family, who will do anything to stop the scandal from going forward. However, as the scandal continues, the detectives discover a trail of lies, secrets, and eventually murder. They must single out the killer before all hell breaks loose.
The District Attorney forces Detectives Goren and Eames to find a runaway heroin user, whose the only witness to a brutal murder, before the suspected killer goes free. Even if they find their witness, they must have him stable and clean to testify against the killer. When the witness tries to go back to the drugs and seeing the case slipping away, Goren goes undercover as an addict to stop him and persuade the witness to withdraw from drugs.
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Tony Romo said he wanted Jessica Simpson to gain a couple of pounds, but this might have been too much. The once hot blonde bombshell showed up to the 99.9 Kiss Country Chili Cookoff at C.B. Smith Park in Ft. Lauderdale, Florida looking much different from the days of the Dukes of Hazzard movie. Goodbye hot pants; hello high waisted jeans.
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Blog Posts by Douglas Wilson
Reformation and the Critics
The Reformation was a great work of the Holy Spirit of God, and it was a royal mess. Is there a problem?
One of the problems we have when we remember and appreciate great events from the past — which of course we ought to do — is that a number of these messy details fall away and are forgotten. This means that when we pray for a return of…Continue Reading
Who Is P.G. Wodehouse, and Why Should It Matter to Us?
On one level, reading the works of P.G. Wodehouse provides its own justification — provided you are looking to justify the reading of light comedy at the beach. But who actually needs to justify that kind of thing? To consume a literary soufflé brings its own reward, and no heavy, sick feeling afterwards. Tangled plots, no sex or violence, memorable characters, hilarious dialogue . . . what could be better?…Continue Reading
Brothers, We Are Not Sisters
To say that one thing is not another thing is not to register a complaint against either.
To say that the sun is not the moon is not to criticize the moon, and to say that the land is not the sea is not to file a complaint against the sea. God establishes differences in the world with the intention of them complementing one another, and not so that his…Continue Reading
Finitude, Creation, and a Well-Mowed Lawn
As I have been thinking about the theme of an upcoming conference we are hosting — on Makers — a number of thoughts have occurred to me. One of them is that God makes things for his pleasure, and so should we. This edifying thought is complicated both by our finitude and by our sinfulness, but we have to work through those complications. Giving up on the imitation of God…Continue Reading
"Old, Settled, and Reformed" Is Coming at You Like a Freight Train
Because evangelicals have not seen real revival for over a century (e.g. like the Welsh revival of 1905), as a result we have been slow to recognize our active cultivation of an ongoing culture of revival. By this I am not simply referring to a week of nightly scheduled meetings at a church in the Bible Belt (although that is one manifestation of this phenomenon). Rather I am speaking…Continue Reading


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McNeilus Companies, Inc., an Oshkosh Corporation (NYSE:OSK) company, has sold 40 McNeilus Bridgemaster ready-mix trucks to Argos USA based in Houston, Texas. The vehicles feature McNeilus' industry-leading next generation (NGEN) compressed natural gas (CNG) configuration that is engineered and...
Nearly 3,000 precast industry manufacturers and suppliers experienced a trade show floor that buzzed with optimism that the steep recession in construction was over and better times were ahead.
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This year's Precast Show takes place Feb. 13-15 in Houston.
The fastest growing area of the U.S. will be the coast of the Gulf of Mexico from the U.S.-Mexico border to the west coast of Florida. The Inland West region will do well also.
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By Mary Wade Burnside
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Like other health care facilities, the Marion County Health Department has been gearing up for the upcoming implementation of the Health Resources and Services Administration (HRSA) Affordable Care Act in 2014.
For the health department, which offers services such as immunizations, family health planning and disease testing for uninsured patients, this will be new territory as one of the primary goals of the Affordable Care Act will be to make sure all Americans have some type of health coverage.
"What is new to public health is doing billable services," said Lloyd White, the health department's administrator. "One of the things that we have to start doing is billable services, such as for our immunizations."
Uninsured customers have been able to come to the Marion County Health Department for vaccines such as flu and pneumonia shots as well as back-to-school immunizations. In the case of senior citizens, Medicare can be billed, but for the school children whose families do not have insurance, those vaccines have been free.
Now, White said, some or many of those patients most likely will be signing up with Medicaid or a Medicaid HMO offered in the state such as Blue Cross/Blue Shield, Highmark or UniCare.
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Harford County's Emergency Operations Center said residents can expect up to a foot of rain and wind gusts of 80 miles per hour as Hurricane Sandy continues to drive west into Maryland.
In a noon update, Emergency Manager Rick Ayers said: "In the last six hours, Hurricane Sandy has strengthened. Harford County is now expected to receive 9 to 12 inches of rain and hurricane force winds of 70 to 80 miles per hour. The sustained winds starting at 6 p.m. today will be in the range of 45 to 55 mph."
Patterson Mill High School is set up as an emergency shelter, and the county is urging those residents living in flood-prone areas to self-evacuate immediately due to inland flooding.
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All government offices in the county are closed. The emergency hotline for the county is 410-838-5800.
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2013 and earlier-Mercedes Benz M-Class Prices Paid and Buying Experience
I did everything via email and had a great experience.
Purchased a 2007 ML350 Alpine Rain / Beige
Premium 1 + CD Changer
Selling Price $42,000
Purchased from Mercedes-Benz House of Imports in Buena Park, CA.
We dealt with the Fleet Manager, and like I said all via email.
The car was waiting out front when we drove up. The only bad experience was with the Finance department, I don't want to go into details but I just tried to keep telling myself "You got a great deal" because this guy was just spewing BS left and right.
Good luck all.
kimcork Posts: 4Since it's so difficult for us to be absolutely certain about the invoice price (and we seldom know about the holdbacks), I think it's useful to calculate discount from MSRP...posting #234 got 11.3% below MSRP (!), I got 6.5% below MSRP on a special order.
Based on one of the conversations I had with a sales rep, I think invoice is around 7% below MSRP, but it will depend a bit on how many options you buy.
At the end of last year, the discounts were deep.
I think if you can get more than 10%/$6000 below MSRP, you're making an excellent deal.
vinceching Posts: 1premium 3, leather, sport package, 19" rims, dual rear dvd, 6 disc cd, and the lighting package.
msrp sticker is $65355
dealer is saying they will do a no profit deal (i dont' believe that) and sell me the car for $60,600 out the door with tax and license. i'm in norcal so tax and license is approx 10% of msrp.
mercedes is giving the dealer $3000 cash for every ml500 they sale. supposedly i'm supposed to be getting all of that. edmunds says mbenz gives 3% holdback on total msrp.
do you think i can do better? i really don't think they are selling the car with no profit when mbenz is going to give them $1650 ($55,000 x 3%)
do you think i can do better?
* 2007 Mercedes-Benz M-Class Prices & Equipment
I am looking to buy a 2006 ML350 with Navi, out the door for no more than $40,000.00 (I've been approved for $40,000 anything above that will be out of pocket, which I don't have). My problem is a currently have a SUV, owe 17,000 on it and the dealer will only give me 7,000. So am I dreaming?
Ok, so 2006 was not in my reach. Dealer offered me a 2005 ML500 Special Edition, with 37000 miles. Sale price was 34,900 and dealer offered 41,500 out the door including taxes, fees, and paying off the 17,000 loan. They will throw in all weather mats and car is certfied..Is this a good deal?
kaistring Posts: 2I sent out a price quote request through one of those websites and received quotes from all the dealers except from the San Jose dealer where I bought my previous ML from. I decided to call Smythe giving them the lowest quote I received (42K) from Fletcher Jones and letting them know that I need to buy within 48 hrs. The manager called me back a few hours later presenting a "returning loyal customer" discount beating my lowest quote by a few hundred. Just before he called, another bay area benz dealer actually offered me an even lower quote ($163 less), but we decided to go with our San Jose dealer simply because we really like their service dept a lot better (Smythe). I've been relatively lucky with my previous ML, it has been a real pleasure to own purely due to the Smythe service, I hope they will maintain their great service. I'm not a car buff, I just want a good SUV with a good service.
My new ML 350 2007 with premium package, CD changer MSRP 47,395, Invoice $ 43,413. I purchased below invoice for $41,683 including destination.
We drove to Smythe in the evening to inspect the car and drove out the new SUV 2 hours later, it was so quick and painless. :shades: I bought the extra ELW Benz warranty for 3 additional years 100K (no deductible) for an extra $4120 (I paid only $2450 for the 4 extra years warranty I bought for my old ML).
Off subject: Originally I wanted the BMW X5 but our lawyer neighbor told me that he finally got a prorated refund for his new 7 series lemon after a long battle & painful series of unsuccessful dealer repairs. Another told me that his X5 engine cracked while being serviced by the dealer, for which the dealer told him it's not uncommon after a few years! Another X5 owner told me that his car dashboard came loose! The two nearby BMW dealers in our area just ruined the BMW ownership experience mostly due to incompetent repairs, cars sitting unrepaired causing long service delays, cars returned dirty and frequent cheap japanese lender cars despite being promised for BMW lender cars on the phone. They lost their BMW master technicians after their corporate owner AutoNation cut their salaries and reduced their Christmas bonus to a frozen turkey.
The Porsche Cayenne would have been my first choice for style even with its low JD power satisfaction rating (due to initial debugging repairs). The Porsche emblem is what makes it different from the VW Touareg. I decided against it when the salesman emphasized that the simple Cayenne is made for the mass not for their typical Porsche clientele. I became concerned how their service dept is going to treat me if they have that attitude during sales.
parakram Posts: 2You can use edmunds.com to send quotes to multiple dealers.
Also, you can try carsdirect.com to get an idea of the price.
Do a TMV research of the vehicle price and come up with what you want to pay. Know before hand what options you want, how much you want to pay and how much deviation from your specs will be acceptable to you.
Last week, i bought a 2007 ML 350 Pewter/Black, Premium1, Parktronic, Sports Package, ipod integration and heated seats == 43750/-
2008 MLs are coming in so you might get a good deal on 2007 ML.
In Bayarea, i would suggest Smythe European. I tried all from Pleasonton till Autobhan in South San Jose. Smythe was good in all its dealing. No pressure. Talk to Goran@smythe in sales.
ezwinner701 Posts: 29we want to downsize to a rx350 because the ml500 eats too much gas and I just got my job. the car has 18k k and and the MSRP was 63k when we bought it. it has pretty much everything on it, what's the best way to sell the car and get the best price? the car is in pristine condition.
vgx FloridaPosts: 37nabbed a 2007 ML350 in Central Florida this past week. Here are the details.
Black Ext
Black Int
Premium II package
Sport Appearance Package (w/5 spoke wheels)
MSRP was $50,800 or so. Negotiated price down to $45,000 before taxes and all that junk. So basically I took $2,300 of the $3k incentive manufacturers are offering dealers. If you can find a 2007 still, they are going to be anxious to move it in the next couple of weeks!
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Compost Fire on Ailor Avenue
On the way back from Norris this afternoon we spotted a huge plume of smoke off of the interstate, so we pulled off to take a look. The fire is in a huge compost heap on Ailor Avenue near the intersection of Sutherland Avenue and Middlebrook Pike. Knoxville firefighters were already at the scene.
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As the admiring new documentary "A Man Within" shows, the writer William S. Burroughs was a taut collection of contradictions: a critic of law-and-order jingoism who was a gun fanatic (even after killing his wife in a game of William Tell gone terribly wrong), a prescient critic of invasive psychiatry who tried every pharmaceutical known to humanity.
A key figure in the Beat movement, he stood apart from his literary peers by virtue of his blue-blood background, his age (he was a generation older than Ginsberg and Kerouac) and his unapologetic peculiarity. Even as his taboo-bashing novels like "Naked Lunch," "Queer" and "Junkie" became counterculture touchstones, the author was no banner-waving activist, but an awkward gentleman outcast.


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Two months after former Best Buy Co. Chairman Richard Schulze exited the board amid scandal, he offered to buy the struggling electronics giant for as much as $8.84 billion, a deal that would make it the largest buyout ever of a U.S. retailer.
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When Eleanor Bellingham-Crump---a socialite responsible for the death of a ten-year-old boy---turns up murdered on the floor of a Hollywood hotel bathroom, Lomax and Biggs are confronted with a crime of artistic brutality. Along with the scissors sticking out of Eleanor's lifeless body, the two detectives find a meticulous scrapbook documenting a motive for vengeance in lurid detail.
As more bodies are discovered, each one connected by the intricate scrapbooks left at the murder scenes, Mike and Terry are on the hunt for a vigilante stalking unpunished criminals. They must race to decode the meaning behind the scrapbooks before the crafty avenger has time to cut and paste the story for another kill.
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Adventures in Veganism: Tonys Darts Away
November, 2012
If you're vegan, the first thing you'll notice about the place isn't the drinks so much as the menu,
Eco-Friendly Bar Hosts Vegan Chili Cook Off
November, 2012
Bottle-free bar and restaurant Tony's Darts Away is hosting its first annual vegan chili cookoff in honor of National Vegan Month.
Easy Entertaining: Beers & Brats
October, 2012
"All craft. All draught. All California." That's been Tony Yanow's philosophy since he opened Tony's DArts Away in Burbank, CAlif., two years ago. Attracting fans from all over Los Angeles, the bar serves local craft beers and updated pub grub from chef Randy St. Clair in a retro setting. Yanow's bottle-free, low-waste establishment uses local ingredients whenever possible.
GQ: The 5 Best Beer Cities in America
October, 2012
Right now, the city's best bars for suds tend to be run by one of two beer gurus. Ryan Sweeney [of the Verdugo, the Surly Goat, and Little Bear; and] Tony Yanow, co-founder of Golden Road Brewing (one of two city breweries, along with Eagle Rock). He also owns Echo Park's Mohawk Bend bistro—California-fresh food and seventy-two taps—and Tony's Darts Away in Burbank, which strongly resembles a Big Lebowski set. Instead of a White Russian, you want Russian River Brewing Co.'s Redemption, a rare blonde ale brewed in Santa Rosa.
Tony's Darts Away Hosts Vinyl Nights…
August 24, 2012
Vinyl Nights at Tony's Darts Away were a welcome addition for record enthusiasts and craft beer lovers alike.
French Fry Flow Chart: Where to Go for Fries, Topped or Otherwise
June 12, 2012
Whether you want your spuds on the side or heavily topped with enough caloric weight to count as the meal itself, this french fries flowchart will show you the way.
NBC Bay Area Worth The Drive: LA Vegan Beer Fest
May 4, 2012
It's truly pointless to start any modern-day post or article with the words "soon there will be a beer festival for every beer lover" because, fact? There is. We recently saw a whole beer-and-chocolate pairing event, and, in our heart, we sighed, because we realized the day has come where the gastronomic choices everyone longs for are plentiful and yet specific. And while not every city yet has a vegan beer festival — or, sadly, even just a vegan food festival — Los Angeles, California does. Oh, LA may get ribbed for being at the forefront of healthy eating, but when push comes to shove, people know which side their bread is buttered on.
Tony's Darts Away 2nd Anniversary
April 21, 2012
To celebrate its second anniversary, beloved Burbank watering hole Tony's Darts Away will more than doubling its size for the day by adding an extended outdoor deck and bar and hosting an all-day beer festival on Saturday, April 21.
Midnight Snack: Tony's Darts Away with Mike Kim
April 18, 2012
Forty taps pour California-only brews, housed by wood-paneled walls and exposed airshafts covered in stickers. A floor-to-ceiling shelf stuffed with classic board games is situated next to the most crowded area of the bar, the pool table. This is Mike Kim's favorite bar and he wears it on his sleeve — literally. An environmental risk manager by day and an avid cyclist by night, he is outfitted from head to toe in an official Tony's Darts Away cyclist kit.
Thrillist LA: Favorite 5 Beer Bars in Los Angeles
April 12, 2012
Before Captain Planet died in that tragic snowmobiling accident, he revealed two wishes: "Create an eco-friendly place to play darts and slam beers & cased meat, and kick that wussy Brazilian kid with the monkey out of the Planeteers, since his power of 'heart' is so damn lame." Fulfilling at least one of CP's dying requests, Tony's Darts Away.
2012 Resolution: Expand Your Social Circle at LA's Friendliest Bars
January 3, 2012
If you're ever in Burbank, or even if you're not, head to Tony's Darts Away to soak up that friendly neighborhood vibe. Bond with your fellow bar-goers over how amazing the sausages are.
America's 100 best beer bars: 2012
January 1, 2012
Tony's Darts Away is just so California, and we're not even talking about the 38 taps wholly dedicated to the best of Cali brew (though that certainly helps). Its environmentally friendly ethos hugs every part of the place, from tap-only beer, soda and wine (not a bottle or can in sight), recycled napkins and hyperlocal, Cali-sourced fare.
Friends of Eater Name Top Restaurant Standbys of 2011
December 27, 2011
Lindsay William-Ross, LAist: Besides my neighborhood lunch haunts, I'd say I made happy multiple visits to Public Kitchen & Bar, Wood & Vine, Tony's Darts Away, ink.sack, The Fat Dog, Taylor's Steakhouse, Black Market Liquor Bar, Playa, Black Cat Bakery, Dominick's, and Ray's & Stark Bar.
Top 5 Craft Beer Bars for Beer Flights
August 25, 2011
Tony's Darts Away makes things even easier for new beer fans by breaking up its 36-tap list into two easy-to-ponder categories of IPA and Non-IPA
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LA Weekly • July 28, 2011
Tony's Darts Away takes craft beer seriously, and no where is that more immediately clear than on its website. The glossary of Beer Styles, for example, is quite helpful and, even if you only remember a tenth of the information, is enough to arm you with the knowledge you need the next time you find yourself staring at a beer menu. The bar's food menu is easily accessible, though possibly the best menu on the site is the beer list. The quality of the beers on tap is stellar, natch, but the fact that it is updated almost daily is impressive. Read More.
Tony's Darts Away Dishes Out New Burgers
Los Angeles Magazine • June 8, 2011
Burbank gastropub Tony's Darts Away is already at top spot for many of the city's hopheads, but now with an additional line of gourmet burgers debuting June 12th, it may soon be on the list of burger aficionados as well. Read More.
Vegan burgers and beers! New on sundays at tony's darts away
Quarry Girl • June 7, 2011
tony's always puts a lot of care and effort into their specials…so i'm excited to see what they come up with, creating a different vegan burger every two weeks. the burgers will always be $9 each, and will come with a side of homemade (and amazing) potato chips. another interesting thing to note: the burgers will never be made of mock meat. i'm so stoked to give this creative new spin on pub grub a try! Read More.
Burger 'n' beers
All About Beer Magazine • July 2011, in print
Paige Reilly, who has earned the title of Beer Champion at Tony's Darts Away in Burgank, right near the NBC/Universal and Warner Bros. lots, helped devise a list of the best new beer 'n burger spots in all of L.A. Refashioned into a stellar beer bar last year with the goal of achieving zero waste, Tony's offers a beer menu that is naturally all draft and all California-brewed. This being L.A., Tony's is very vegan friendly and there's a vegan beer grat, plus their most popular item is the "wheatloaf slider."
Beer Break – Tony's Darts Away
Wine and Good Food • May 6, 2011
Any time I am working near Burbank I always make time to swing into Tony's Darts Away for some amazing food and a nice cold brew. I seriously love Tony's…a no frills atmosphere with one of the best California craft beer selections in Southern Cal. Read More.
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City's Best • March 23, 2011
Tony's Darts Away: Tony's Darts Away won the 2010 City's Best award for best beer selection in Los Angeles, and for good reason. The bar keeps 36 beers (sorted into IPAs and non-IPAs) on tap, and the selection changes daily, so freshness is paramount. This chic little gastropub serves exclusively Californian drinks and fare, and the inventive menu specializes in sausages and chili. Read More.
A Little Vegan March Madness
examiner.com • March 17, 2011
Most bars are not thinking of a vegan lifetsyle when they draw up their menus, but here in Los Angeles, there is one location that has been conscious of the vegan for a while now. Tony's Darts Away in Burbank has over 30 beers available and comes with a decent vegan menu. The perfect gathering for the games and excitement. Read More.
Best Beer Bars 2011
ratebeer.com • January 27, 2011
Rate Beer's Best beer Bars 2011. WORLD'S BEST BEER BARS!!! Tony's Darts Away ranked 23rd in the world, 13th in the US and 4th in the Western US. See the list!
America's 100 best beer bars: 2011
Draft Magazine • January 15, 2011
This pub is unmistakably SoCal: All 38 taps are Cali beers, and most of the food is locally sourced. Hopheads will appreciate the beer menu's two categories: IPA and non-IPA. Bottle- and can-free, Tony's puts as much emphasis on fine food and beer as it does on being green. Read More.
Tony's Darts Away (TDA) – Burbank, CA
think-brew.com • January 12, 2011
A few miles off the 5 freeway in Burbank is a craft beer oasis. Beer and wine bar with a small menu of food. The bar serves mostly "bar" food like sausages and chili, but with a twist. Not only do they serve your typical type of sausages, fries, chips, and chili, they also serve an equal amount of vegan sausages, fries, chips, and chili. In addition, the food is locally sourced and always organic. Tony Yanow, owner of TDA, is one of those beer geeks with a conscious. Not only is he a vegan, but he makes it a point to try to reduce the environmental impact of his bar as much as possible. This is a great beer bar and it's a decent size. If TDA is any indication of Tony's impact on the LA craft beer scene, I can't wait until Mohawk Bend opens up in Echo Park. Read More.
Casual and Cheap: The Best Burbank Bars
City's Best • January 11, 2011
Tony's Darts Away is a sophisticated yet casual and environmentally conscious gastro pub. Tony's no waste policy and vegan-friendly menu will make you feel good about drinking here. And the bar's "honest pint project" guarantees you'll always receive a full 16-ounce pint pour, or more. Beer selections are highly Californian, (the menu is divided by IPAs and non-IPAs), and its beer flights make for easy sampling. Read More.
Tony's Wins 2010 Best Beer Selection in Los Angeles
City's Best • December 1, 2010
Tony's specializes in having a wide array of beers from California brewers on tap. By focusing on local brewers, Tony's Darts Away provides the freshest beer possible and supports the local economy at the same time. Read More.
Tony's Wins as the Least Wasteful Bar in Los Angeles
North Hollywood Patch • November 6, 2010
Tony's is a rare place that serves meat where I don't feel forced into eating soggy zucchini and tomatoes or a side of steamed cabbage. And she won't have to eat "Chick-In" nuggets. Everything on the menu, from beer to sausages to sweet-potato fries, has a pleasant option for animal rights activists or those with high cholesterol. I don't want to leave; I could remain here for hours and never want to check my phone for a text message or an email. Read More
Tony's Darts Away, Best Valley Dive Bar – 2010
LA Weekly • October 7, 2010
In the '60s, Tony's was a classic Valley dive bar, attracting the kind of folks who'd start drinking at 6 in the morning. More than 40 years later, the Burbank watering hole has been treated to a face-lift by its new owner, who just so happens to be named Tony. These days, Tony's Darts Away is less gin joint and more California craft-beer bar and restaurant, with over 30 local beers on tap, including a selection that rotates daily. Proprietor Tony Yanow's motto is "bringing the fine beers of California to the fine people of Los Angeles." Tony's also has a wide variety of regional wines. Tony's serves local sausages that come with a huge range of toppings, and the place has become a vegan destination as well, owing to four different kinds of meat-free sausages. Read More.
Tony's Darts Away: A New Review
Los Angeles Magazine • September 2010
Dispensing exclusively California brews from its 38 taps, Tony's is a top-notch craft beer destination. Edibles include a thoughtful selection of salads, zesty sausages (including several vegan options) that come loaded with toppings (caramelized onion jam and dairy-free cheddar), and the best sweet potato fries to be found within 20 miles (they're coated in a maple-chipotle glaze and topped with crushed almonds). Snag a pool table or grab a board game and settle in for the night. Your pals will be along shortly. Read More.
Tony's Darts Away Keeps Ruling for Vegans, Plus HOT SAUCE!
quarrygirl.com • August 11, 2010
Have you guys been to tony's darts away yet?! if not, WTF are you waiting for? it's the best place for vegan beer lovers in los angeles, period. the almost entirely vegan beer selection is massive (and so are the pours), the menu features some of our favorite products, the service is friendly, and the food is outstanding. Read More.
Tony's Darts Away: Still Awesome
quarrygirl.com • July 15, 2010
I just can't get enough of tony's darts away! It's the only real bar in los angeles with a vegan-friendly menu, the food is excellent, and they've got over 30 beers on tap. Seriously, tony's is amazing. I hit up the burbank boozer recently with a couple friends, and as to be expected, we had an excellent time. Read More.
Tony's Darts Away
flavorpill.com • July 1, 2010
Located an unassuming stretch of Burbank's Magnolia Boulevard, Tony's Darts Away is a vintage dive bar that has been given the full-fledged Hollywood makeover — even if it's still technically in the Valley. The bar serves up dozens of beers on tap, with a selection that's rotated daily, and the kitchen dishes out treats like sweet potato fries with maple-chipotle glaze and crushed almonds. Read More.
Beer and Food Team Up for a Good Cause at Pairing at Tony's Darts Away
drinkeattravel.com • June 18, 2010
I enjoy drinking for a cause — and I am not talking about the time I caused myself to miss my biology exam in college. Saturday's Dionicess VI event paired beers with sausage and fries and benefited the Real Medicine Foundation. Now that's a legitimate cause! Read More.
Tony's Darts Away Tempts Burbank vegans
Los Angeles Times • April 30, 2010
For a city that bills itself as the "media capital of the world," Burbank's neighborhood bars have been slow to catch up to increasingly discerning palates. Beloved yet dingy dives serving Bud Light for a few bucks, such as Rocky's III, still outnumber slightly more upscale neighborhood pubs such as the Snug, where the Chimay flows on tap. First-time bar owner Tony Yanow saw an opportunity to cater to new Burbank residents and nearby media industry workers, so the former CEO of music.com took over Darts Away and revamped the beer and food menu. Read More.
Tony's Darts Away: Vegan-friendly Pub Revisited
quarrygirl.com • April 21, 2010
The menu is ingenious: you choose your vegan (or non-vegan if you swing that way) sausage then two "large toppings" – I went for onions and sauerkraut which were great choices. You also get the option of two small toppings, and I chose the veganaise and vegan aioli. So, I ended up with a bumper hot dog that was succulent and tasty (they use tofurkey sausages, so you know you'll be in good hands) and everything is cooked separately in the kitchen so you know you don't have contamination). Read More.
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Tony's Darts Away Interview
beersearchparty.com • April 14, 2010
As threatened, here are the reasons why you should be beer geeked about Tony Yanow and the newly opened Tony's Darts Away (TDA). The hospitality at TDA will be strong from day one. The magical word NITRO. The staff at TDA will be educated. Plus Tony has two aces in Paige Reilly and Dave Watrous. Fun and smart beer people. Read More.
Openings: The Olive Kitchen & Bar and Tony's Darts Away
Los Angeles Times • April 13, 2010
Warner Bros. execs (and computer programmers) now have a new place to live it up with the opening of Tony's Darts Away, a new craft beer bar and restaurant in Burbank. It's dubbing itself the city's first "bottle-less" bar, which means that the extensive selection of more than 30 California craft beers are all on tap. So are the red and white wines. It's a no-waste kind of system that anybody can get behind. So is the price: Most pints go for about $4.50. Read More.
Our Own Toronado: Tony's Darts Away
Food GPS • March 18, 2010
One of the things that struck me from talking with Yanow recently was his genuine passion for beer. That coupled with an extensive knowledge of the statewide beer scene and home brewing makes him a true beer geek. Another positive, that is near and dear to my heart is his idea for a "beer library" featuring books on the subject from Yanow's own collection to help his customers learn more about beer. And it doesn't stop there, he has given his employees weekly beer reading assignments, conducted tastings with them and will even have them learn the brewing process to help them find the right beer for you. Read More.
Tony's Darts Away: Dive Bar Turned California Craft Beer Hub
LA Weekly • March 9, 2010
One of Burbank's original dive bars is getting a facelift. Tony's Darts Away, a Magnolia Boulevard institution since the 1960′s, has a new owner in Tony Yanow and a goal to be LA's first bottle-less bar. Yanow plans to "gently revamp" the bar by installing an integrated tap system serving 30+ California craft beers, red and white wines and sodas, all on tap. Read More.
Tony's Darts Away Gets Eco-Friendly Revamp in Burbank
la.eater.com • March 9, 2010
Next month Burbank gets a craft beer bar of it's very own, Tony's Darts Away. Sound familiar? Tony's Darts Away has actually been around since the 1960s on Magnolia Blvd, but a new Tony (Yanow) has recently taken over with plans to revive the ancient dive, add a slew of new brews, and an entirely new menu. Right now the plan is to offer over 30 California craft beers on tap, plus red and white wine…on tap too. Read More.


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The fourth season of the mega-hit anthology series American Horror Story is currently in production, and earlier today co-creator Ryan Murphy teased two of the season's most talked-about characters, Dot and Bettie, the conjoined twins.
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Here's a dessert that Alice in Wonderland would approve of. Good things come in small packages and this babycake comes in a can. Start by washing/soaking a can (I used a 28oz. can of diced tomatoes) and remove the label. Prep for baking by coating the inside with cooking spray or shortening. For the cake batter, I used a chocolate mix by Cherrybrook Kitchen. Their allergy-friendly products are gluten-free, dairy free, peanut free, and egg free. All I had to do was add cold water, apple sauce, & stir.
Heat your oven to 350 degrees and fill up your can halfway with batter. It will rise to the top. After 25-30 minutes, stick a toothpick in. If it comes out clean, you're done! Let the can cake cool for about an hour, then pop it out, slice it into two inch pieces (discarding the top, which is an oddly shaped dome. And by "discard" I mean eat!) Spread icing or frosting in between your layers, then serve. These babycakes are adorable and would make a good project for kids in the kitchen. Garnish with sprinkles, fresh fruit, or birthday candles. Babycakes make a "very happy unbirthday", indeed.


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Hello blog readers, and Happy 2011! Today I have a very appropriate wedding to share with you on the first post of the year: a New Year's Eve wedding.
I love New Year's Eve. The glittery outfits and noisemakers, the bubbly champagne, the buzz of excitement as everyone says goodbye to the holidays and the year behind them- it's an evening full of energy! Because it's also traditionally an evening for a romantic date and a steamy midnight kiss, I was glad to accept the job of photographing Heidi's surprise 30th birthday party. Although I must admit that I was a tad confused as to why the birthday girl had hired me for her own "surprise" party- that is, until I met Heidi and got the scoop. I was immediately intrigued & excited to be a part of their secret wedding plans!
In a room all aglow with anticipation, Heidi & John's guests prepared to shout a hearty "SURPRISE" to the birthday girl at 7:45pm on December 31, 2010. Just as she showed up outside the doors, however, the DJ let the cat out of the bag: the invitation should have read "You are invited to Heidi & John's WEDDING!" The entire room had a moment of shock as the beautiful Heidi strolled out in her cute, tea-length white dress with her proud papa. John took his place for the ceremony and you could really feel the disbelief! Some of the most shocked guests? John & Heidi's moms! Tears & happiness flowed as the ceremony proceeded and developed into a reception filled with hugs & dancing.
A huge HUGE thanks to my two partners in crime for the evening. I just love having Michelle Martin along with me on shoots because she's amazing and we think so much alike that it's almost as if I have another ME running around. Thanks girl! And a special thanks to Ben Strong, as well, who came out to share his talents as a videographer for the evening- I can't wait to share the highlight reel he's creating with some of my images. I love his video style & hope to have him along on some more weddings in the future. You guys rock!
Congratulations, John & Heidi!
Heidi couldn't decide between these two great pairs of shoes, so switched half way through the evening. And I, of course, got tons of shoe shots!
Heidi's mom & sister were among the most emotional when Heidi appeared as a beautiful bride.
One of my favorite shots of the evening- when I learned Heidi & John's room was right at the top of the Sheraton tree of lights, I couldn't help myself.
Midnight Kiss & Toast!
Heidi & her girls did one of the best renditions of "Like a Virgin" that I've ever seen. Pure awesome.
A little more about the wedding details:
Ceremony & Reception Location: The Sheraton Hotel, John Nolen Drive, Madison Wisconsin
Linens: BBJ Linen, Milwaukee Wisconsin