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WARNING: Risk of anaphylaxis.
Life-threatening anaphylactic reactions have been observed in some patients during ALDURAZYME infusions. Therefore, appropriate medical support should be readily available when ALDURAZYME is administered. Patients with compromised respiratory function or acute respiratory disease may be at risk of serious acute exacerbation of their respiratory compromise due to infusion reactions, and require additional monitoring.
AUBAGIO® (teriflunomide) is a prescription medicine used to treat relapsing forms of multiple sclerosis (MS). AUBAGIO can decrease the number of MS flare-ups (relapses). AUBAGIO does not cure MS, but it can help slow down the physical problems that MS causes.
Important Safety Information
WARNING: HEPATOTOXICITY and RISK OF TERATOGENICITY
Severe liver injury fatal liver failure has been reported in patients treated with leflunomide, which is indicated for rheumatoid arthritis. A similar risk would be expected for teriflunomide because recommended doses of teriflunomide and leflunomide result in a similar range of plasma concentrations of teriflunomide. Obtain transaminase and bilirubin levels within 6 months before initiation of AUBAGIO and monitor ALT levels at least monthly for six months (5.1). If drug induced liver injury is suspected, discontinue AUBAGIO and start accelerated elimination procedure (5.3).
Risk of Teratogenicity
Based on animal data, AUBAGIO may cause birth defects if used during pregnancy. AUBAGIO is contraindicated in pregnant women or women of childbearing potential who are not using reliable contraception. Pregnancy must be avoided during AUBAGIO treatment.
Who should not take AUBAGIO?
AUBAGIO may cause serious liver problems, which can be life-threatening. If you are taking AUBAGIO, tell your doctor right away if you develop any of these symptoms of liver problems: nausea; vomiting; stomach pain; loss of appetite; unusual tiredness; yellowing of your skin or whites of your eyes; unusual darkening of your urine.
AUBAGIO should not be used if you are pregnant or plan to become pregnant. Use effective birth control while taking AUBAGIO. If you become pregnant while on AUBAGIO or within 2 years after you stop taking it, tell your doctor right away.
If you are a man taking AUBAGIO whose female partner plans to become pregnant, talk to your doctor immediately. If your female partner does not plan to become pregnant, use effective birth control while taking AUBAGIO.
AUBAGIO may stay in your blood for up to 2 years after you stop taking it. Your doctor can prescribe a medicine that can help remove AUBAGIO from your body more quickly.
What should I talk to my doctor about?
Before you start AUBAGIO, tell your doctor if you have: liver or kidney problems; a fever or infection; numbness or tingling in your hands or feet; diabetes, serious skin problems when taking other medications; breathing problems; high blood pressure; or if you are breast feeding or plan to breast feed.
Tell your doctor about all the medications, vitamins, and herbal supplements you take. This can help you avoid serious drug interactions. Do not start taking any new medications or receive vaccinations without talking to your doctor.
Call your doctor right away if you have any of these symptoms of an infection while on AUBAGIO: fever; tiredness; body aches; chills; nausea; vomiting. AUBAGIO may decrease your white blood cell count, which may mean you could have more frequent infections.
What are some of the possible side effects of AUBAGIO?
Other possible side effects of AUBAGIO include numbness or tingling in your hands or feet that is different from your MS; kidney problems; high potassium levels in your blood; serious skin problems; breathing problems (new or worsening); high blood pressure.
The most common side effects of AUBAGIO include:
Tell your doctor right about any side effect that bothers you or that does not go away. These are not all the side effects of AUBAGIO. Call your doctor or pharmacist for medical advice about side effects. You may report side effects to FDA at 1-800-332-1088.
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Cerezyme® (imiglucerase for injection) is indicated for long-term enzyme replacement therapy for pediatric and adult patients with a confirmed diagnosis of Type 1 Gaucher disease that results in one or more of the following conditions:
a. anemia (low red blood cell count)
b. thrombocytopenia (low blood platelet count)
c. bone disease
d. hepatomegaly or splenomegaly (enlarged liver or spleen)
Please see full prescribing information.
KYNAMROTM (mipomersen sodium) s an oligonucleotide inhibitor of apolipoprotein B-100 synthesis indicated as an adjunct to lipid-lowering medications and diet to reduce low density lipoprotein-cholesterol (LDL-C), apolipoprotein B (apo B), total cholesterol (TC), and non-high density lipoprotein-cholesterol (non-HDL-C) in patients with homozygous familial hypercholesterolemia (HoFH).
The safety and effectiveness of KYNAMRO have not been established in patients with hypercholesterolemia who do not have HoFH
The effect of KYNAMRO on cardiovascular morbidity and mortality has not been determined.
KYNAMRO can cause elevations in transaminases. In the KYNAMRO clinical trial in patients with HoFH, 4 (12%) of the 34 patients treated with KYNAMRO compared with 0% of the 17 patients treated with placebo had at least one elevation in alanine aminotransferase (ALT) ≥3x upper limit of normal (ULN). There were no concomitant clinically meaningful elevations of total bilirubin, international normalized ratio (INR) or partial thromboplastin time (PTT).
KYNAMRO also increases hepatic fat, with or without concomitant increases in transaminases. In the trials in patients with heterozygous familial hypercholesterolemia (HeFH) and hyperlipidemia, the median absolute increase in hepatic fat was 10% after 26 weeks of treatment, from 0% at baseline, measured by magnetic resonance imaging (MRI). Hepatic steatosis is a risk factor for advanced liver disease; including steatohepatitis and cirrhosis.
Measure ALT, AST, alkaline phosphatase, and total bilirubin before initiating treatment and then ALT, AST regularly as recommended. During treatment, withhold the dose of KYNAMRO if the ALT or AST are ≥3 x ULN. Discontinue KYNAMRO for clinically significant liver toxicity.
Because of the risk of hepatotoxicity, KYNAMRO is available only through a restricted program under a Risk Evaluation and Mitigation Strategy (REMS) called the KYNAMRO REMS.
KYNAMRO also increases hepatic fat, with or without concomitant increases in transaminases. In the trials in patients with heterozygous familial hypercholesterolemia (HeFH) and hyperlipidemia, the median absolute increase in hepatic fat was 10% after 26 weeks of treatment, from 0% at baseline, measured by magnetic resonance imaging (MRI). Hepatic steatosis is a risk factor for advanced liver disease; including steatohepatitis and cirrhosis.
Measure ALT, AST, alkaline phosphatase, and total bilirubin before initiating treatment and then ALT, AST regularly as recommended. During treatment, withhold the dose of KYNAMRO if the ALT or AST are ≥3 x ULN. Discontinue KYNAMRO for clinically significant liver toxicity.
Because of the risk of hepatotoxicity, KYNAMRO is available only through a restricted program under a Risk Evaluation and Mitigation Strategy (REMS) called the KYNAMRO REMS.
Other Warnings and Precautions
Patients are advised to read the KYNAMRO medication guide before starting treatment with KYNAMRO, and each time they receive a refill. There may be new information. This information does not take the place of talking to a doctor about a medical condition or treatment.
KYNAMRO may cause serious side effects, including liver problems. A doctor should be informed of any liver problems, including liver problems while taking other medicines, or if a patient has any of these symptoms of liver problems while taking KYNAMRO: nausea, vomiting, fever, loss of appetite, being (or feeling) more tired than usual, yellowing of eyes or skin, dark urine, itching, or stomach pain.
Alcohol may increase levels of hepatic fat and induce or exacerbate liver injury. It is recommended that patients taking KYNAMRO should consume no more than one alcoholic drink per day.
Caution should be exercised when KYNAMRO is used with other medications known to have potential for hepatotoxicity.
KYNAMRO should be used during pregnancy only if clearly needed. Females who become pregnant during KYNAMRO therapy should notify their healthcare provider.
Safety and effectiveness have not been established in pediatric patients.
KYNAMRO is not recommended in patients with severe renal impairment, clinically significant proteinuria, or on renal dialysis.
The safety and effectiveness of KYNAMRO as an adjunct to LDL apheresis have not been established; therefore, the use of KYNAMRO as an adjunct to LDL apheresis is not recommended.
KYNAMRO is contraindicated in the following conditions:
Common Side Effects
In clinical trials the most commonly-reported adverse reactions were injection site reactions occurring in 84% of patients receiving KYNAMRO versus 33% of placebo treated patients. The most common injection site reactions were erythema (59%), pain (56%), hematoma (32%), pruritus (29%), swelling (18%) and discoloration (17%). Injection site reactions did not occur with every injection but resulted in discontinuation of therapy in 5% of patients in pooled phase 3 trials.
Flu-like symptoms, defined as any one of the following: influenza-like illness, pyrexia, chills, myalgia, arthralgia, malaise or fatigue and occurring within 2 days of injection, have been reported more frequently in patients receiving KYNAMRO (30%) versus placebo (16%) in the pooled Phase 3 trials. Flu-like symptoms did not occur with all injections but resulted in discontinuation of therapy in 3% of patients in pooled phase 3 trials.
See full prescribing information for more details about Warnings & Precautions, complete list of Adverse Reactions and Boxed Warning.
LUMIZYME® (alglucosidase alfa) is a lysosomal glycogen-specific enzyme indicated for patients 8 years and older with late (non-infantile) onset Pompe disease (GAA deficiency) who do not have evidence of cardiac hypertrophy. The safety and efficacy of LUMIZYME have not been evaluated in controlled clinical trials in infantile-onset patients, or in late (non-infantile) onset patients less than 8 years of age.
WARNING - ANAPHYLAXIS and RESTRICTED DISTRIBUTION PROGRAM
Life-threatening anaphylactic reactions, severe allergic reactions and immune mediated reactions have been observed in some patients during LUMIZYME infusions. Therefore, appropriate medical support should be readily available when LUMIZYME is administered.
Because of the potential risk of rapid disease progression in Pompe disease patients less than 8 years of age, LUMIZYME is available only through a restricted distribution program called the LUMIZYME ACE Program. Only prescribers and healthcare facilities enrolled in the program may prescribe, dispense, or administer LUMIZYME. LUMIZYME may be administered only to patients who are enrolled in and meet all the conditions of the LUMIZYME ACE Program. To enroll in the LUMIZYME ACE Program call 1-800-745-4447.
Anaphylaxis and Allergic Reactions: Anaphylaxis and severe allergic reactions have been observed in patients during and up to 3 hours after LUMIZYME infusion. Some of the reactions were life-threatening and included anaphylactic shock, respiratory arrest, apnea, dyspnea, bradycardia, tachycardia, and hypotension. Other accompanying reactions included chest discomfort/pain, throat tightness, bronchospasm, wheezing, tachypnea, cyanosis, decreased oxygen saturation/hypoxia, convulsions, angioedema (including tongue or lip swelling, periorbital edema, and face edema), pruritus, rash, urticaria, hyperhidrosis, nausea, dizziness, hypertension, flushing/erythema, fever, pallor, peripheral coldness, feeling hot, restlessness, nervousness, headache, back pain, and paraesthesia. Some of these reactions were IgE-mediated.
If anaphylaxis or other severe allergic reactions occur, immediate discontinuation of the administration of LUMIZYME should be considered, and appropriate medical treatment should be initiated. Severe reactions are generally managed with infusion interruption, administration of antihistamines, corticosteroids, intravenous fluids, and/or oxygen, when clinically indicated. In some cases of anaphylaxis, epinephrine has been administered. Because of the potential for severe allergic reactions, appropriate medical support, including cardiopulmonary resuscitation equipment, should be readily available when LUMIZYME is administered. The risk and benefits of re-administering LUMIZYME following an anaphylactic or severe allergic reaction should be considered. Extreme care should be exercised, with appropriate resuscitation measures available, if the decision is made to re-administer the product.
Immune Mediated Reactions: Severe cutaneous reactions have been reported with alglucosidase alfa including necrotizing skin lesions. Systemic immune mediated reactions, including possible type III immune mediated reactions have been observed with alglucosidase alfa. These reactions occurred several weeks to 3 years after initiation of alglucosidase alfa infusions. Skin biopsy in one patient demonstrated deposition of anti-rhGAA antibodies in the lesion. Another patient developed severe inflammatory arthropathy in association with fever and elevated erythrocyte sedimentation rate. Nephrotic syndrome secondary to membranous glomerulonephritis was observed in a few Pompe disease patients treated with alglucosidase alfa who had persistently positive anti-rhGAA IgG antibody titers. In these patients renal biopsy was consistent with immune complex deposition. Patients improved following treatment interruption. It is therefore recommended to perform periodic urinalysis.
Patients should be monitored for the development of systemic immune mediated reactions involving skin and other organs while receiving LUMIZYME. If immune mediated reactions occur, discontinuation of the administration of LUMIZYME should be considered, and appropriate medical treatment initiated. The risks and benefits of re-administering alglucosidase alfa following an immune mediated reaction should be considered. Some patients have successfully been rechallenged and have continued to receive alglucosidase alfa under close clinical supervision.
LUMIZYME ACE Program®: LUMIZYME is available only under a restricted distribution program called the LUMIZYME ACE (Alglucosidase Alfa Control and Education) Program. The purpose of the program is to ensure that the known risks of anaphylaxis and severe allergic reactions and the potential risks of severe cutaneous and systemic immune mediated reactions associated with the use of LUMIZYME are communicated to patients and prescribers. In addition, the program is designed to mitigate the potential risk of rapid disease progression in infantile-onset Pompe disease patients and late (non-infantile) onset Pompe disease patients less than 8 years of age for whom the safety and effectiveness of LUMIZYME have not been evaluated. For information about the ACE Program call 1-800-745-4447.
Risk of Acute Cardiorespiratory Failure: Patients with acute underlying respiratory illness or compromised cardiac and/or respiratory function may be at risk of serious exacerbation of their cardiac or respiratory compromise during infusions. Appropriate medical support and monitoring measures should be readily available during infusions and some patients may require prolonged observation times that should be based on the individual needs of the patient. Acute cardiorespiratory failure has been observed in a few infantile-onset Pompe disease patients with underlying cardiac hypertrophy, possibly associated with fluid overload with intravenous administration of alglucosidase alfa.
Precautions for General/Regional Anesthesia: Administration of general anesthesia can be complicated by the presence of severe cardiac and skeletal (including respiratory) muscle weakness, therefore, caution should be used when administering general anesthesia in Pompe disease patients.
Monitoring: Laboratory Tests: Patients should be monitored for IgG antibody formation every 3 months for 2 years and then annually thereafter. Testing for IgG titers may also be considered if patients develop allergic or other immune mediated reactions. Patients who experience anaphylactic or allergic reactions may also be tested for IgE antibodies to alglucosidase alfa and other mediators of anaphylaxis.
Serious adverse reactions reported with LUMIZYME in the randomized, double-blind, placebo-controlled study included anaphylaxis. Anaphylactic reactions included: angioedema, throat tightness and chest pain/discomfort. One patient with a history of Wolff-Parkinson-White syndrome experienced a serious adverse reaction of supraventricular tachycardia. Other serious adverse events that occurred in a higher incidence in LUMIZYME treated patients compared to placebo included coronary artery disease, intervertebral disc protrusion, pneumonia, gastroenteritis, and dehydration.
The most common adverse reactions observed in clinical studies were infusion reactions. Infusion reactions, defined as an adverse reaction occurring during the infusion or within 2 hours after completion of the infusion, that occurred in LUMIZYME treated patients at an incidence of ≥ 5% compared to placebo included anaphylaxis, urticaria, diarrhea, vomiting, dyspnea, pruritus, rash/erythema, pharyngolaryngeal pain, neck pain, hypoacusis, flushing/feeling hot, pain in extremity, fall and chest discomfort. Additional infusion reactions observed in other clinical trials and expanded access programs with LUMIZYME included respiratory distress, cough, livedo reticularis, agitation, irritability, retching, rigors, tremor and increased lacrimation.
Delayed onset infusion reactions defined as adverse reactions that occurred within 48 hours after completion of LUMIZYME infusion, occurred in LUMIZYME treated patients at an incidence of ≥ 3% compared to placebo treated patients in a controlled clinical trial. Symptoms included urticaria, dizziness, procedural pain, pharyngolaryngeal pain, malaise, muscle spasms, musculoskeletal pain, musculoskeletal weakness, musculoskeletal stiffness, neck pain, insomnia, and epistaxis. Patients should be counseled about the possibility of delayed onset infusion reactions and given proper follow up instructions.
If an infusion reaction occurs, decreasing the infusion rate, temporarily stopping the infusion, and/or administration of antihistamines and/or antipyretics may ameliorate the symptoms. If severe infusion or allergic reactions occur, immediate discontinuation of the administration of LUMIZYME should be considered, and appropriate medical treatment should be initiated. Patients who have experienced infusion reactions should be treated with caution when they are re-administered LUMIZYME.
In postmarketing experience with LUMIZYME, deaths, and serious adverse reactions have been reported, including anaphylaxis. Adverse events resulting in death reported in the postmarketing setting with LUMIZYME treatment included cardiorespiratory arrest, respiratory failure, hemothorax, pneumothorax, cardiac failure, sepsis, aortic dissection, cerebrovascular accident, and skin necrosis. The most frequently reported serious adverse reactions were infusion reactions. In addition to the infusion reactions reported in clinical trials, the following serious adverse events have been reported in at least 2 patients: dyspnea, respiratory failure, bronchospasm, stridor, decreased oxygen saturation/hypoxia, pharyngeal edema, chest discomfort, chest pain, hypotension, hypertension, erythema, flushing, lung infection, tachycardia, cyanosis, hypersensitivity and abdominal pain. One case of hyperparathyroidism has been reported. Additional adverse drug reactions included proteinuria and nephrotic syndrome.
Immunogenicity: In the randomized, double-blind, placebo-controlled study, all patients with available samples treated with LUMIZYME (N=59, 100%) developed IgG antibodies to alglucosidase alfa. All patients who developed IgG antibodies did so within the first 3 months of exposure (median time to seroconversion was 4 weeks). There was no apparent association between mean or peak IgG antibody titers and the occurrence of adverse reactions. A small number of LUMIZYME treated patients in the postmarketing setting who were evaluated tested positive for presence of alglucosidase alfa-specific IgE antibodies. Some of these patients experienced anaphylaxis. Some patients who tested positive for alglucosidase alfa-specific IgE antibodies were successfully rechallenged with LUMIZYME using a slower infusion rate at lower initial doses and have continued to receive treatment under close clinical supervision. Patients who develop IgE antibodies to alglucosidase alfa appear to be at a higher risk for the occurrence of anaphylaxis and severe allergic reactions. Therefore, these patients should be monitored more closely during administration of LUMIZYME.
MYOZYME (alglucosidase alfa) is a lysosomal glycogen-specific enzyme indicated for use in patients with Pompe disease (GAA deficiency). MYOZYME has been shown to improve ventilator-free survival in patients with infantile-onset Pompe disease as compared to an untreated historical control, whereas use of MYOZYME in patients with other forms of Pompe disease has not been adequately studied to assure safety and efficacy.
Life-threatening anaphylactic reactions, severe allergic reactions and immune mediated reactions have been observed in some patients during MYOZYME infusions. Therefore, appropriate medical support should be readily available when MYOZYME is administered.
Risk of Cardiorespiratory Failure:
Patients with compromised cardiac or respiratory function may be at risk of serious acute exacerbation of their cardiac or respiratory compromise due to infusion reactions, and require additional monitoring.
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Rockin' Finnish commentator: "And that was supposed to be a flip but it turned out to be a flop."
I agree that Cecilia Törn would be a great ice dancer! I so want to see her back on the ice.
Jussiville Partanen has had some tryouts with at least two different ladies, so let´s see.
told that Jeffrey Buttle is choreographing the SP for Kiira Korpi.
ETA: Kelvster, Mikko Minkkinen has now doctorated in mediacal science and is apparently making a great career as a scientist. Thank you for remembering him, he was a somewhat erratic skater, but often also a joy to watch.
I liked his Depche Mode free programme, the year he won Finnish Nationals and went on to Euros and Worlds He, like a lot of skaters from Finland, was silky smooth on the ice ... too bad we never saw more of him.
If you have news of Susanna Poykio, please let me know as well
It seems that this news article talks about Korpi's new program, according to Google translation. Would it be her SP or LP?
The article also mentions that Imaginaerum by Nightwish could be a choice for a new exhibition.
Rockin' Finnish commentator: "And that was supposed to be a flip but it turned out to be a flop."
Korpi should skate to "Fever". This is just my personal wish though.
Didn't Rahkamo/Kokko use part of Finlandia for their free dance at some point? Am at work and can't check right now, but I seem to remember they did.
In case anyone missed this news about Cecilia Törn/Jussiville Partanen that was posted in the partnership search 2013 thread on May 15: http://www.fsuniverse.net/forum/show...=1#post3922908
"Randy [Starkman (1960-April 16, 2012)] lived by the same motto as the rest of us. The Olympics isnt every four years, its every single day. He just got it." --Canadian Olympic kayaker Adam van Koeverden
Thanks for posting about Cecilia and Jussiville here Sylvia, I had missed the news.
Just came here cause for some reason I feel a strange bound to the Finnish figure skating all of a sudden
Lol, all of a sudden))
I hope this link works - ice dance practice of all 3 Finnish ice dance pairs with Margaglio
Beata Papp and Bela Papp are registered at the BC Summer Skate (August 15-18 in the Vancouver area).
Registrations: They are about halfway down the pdf, under senior women and senior men.
This competition is sometimes live-streamed. If it is, their performances will likely be archived and available for viewing.
Wow, this thread has been buried. I guess there haven't been a lot of interesting things going on, and the news about Kiira have had their own threads.
But one thing I was supposed to post about (and forgot) is that apparently Tomi Pulkkinen, the Finnish-Swiss guy who's been skating for Switzerland for quite a few years, has switched back to skating for Finland and also training here. Or so I understood. I saw him skate his FS to PotO two weeks ago and I was actually very positively surprised! He had really really beautiful jumps and all in all, it was quite a respectable skate (I think he scored about 111 points for it). He should most definitely be a nice addition to the national competition in men. I'm looking forward to seeing how he does.
Rockin' Finnish commentator: "And that was supposed to be a flip but it turned out to be a flop."

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If you own a gaming console of ANY kind what is your age? Don't lie either. ;)
I love polls... not poles ;)
So I just am curious about people ages who enjoy gaming of any kind on any console. really am wanting to know some unscientific data if games mostly attract a younger customer or appeal to any age group.
We're all read stories of those crazy senior citizens getting together and having bowling competitions playing Wii and it's only fun till someone breaks a hip :p


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YOU live Animal Rescue 24/7. YOU do a great job with late night phone calls, networking with your counterparts ...desperate emails...... vetting.... boarding...., driving,...and overcoming the hundred other bureaucratic hassles of pulling dogs from kill shelters that sometimes are less than helpful.
And YOU have the hardest job of all. Visiting the kill shelter and looking into each dogs eyes...seeing their litle souls...and knowing you can't save them all.... I honestly don"t know how you do it.
Our part is easy...we fly em after all the hard work is done!
There are just a couple of things that you can do to make the life of your Rescue Pilot's job and with all due respect I will share them with you.
1. Please be forgiving if your pilot is not there at exactly the specified time. Light airplanes are subject to wind, weather, and a host of other variables that are out of your pilots control. Its not the time to give your rescue pilot attitude! He's just done the best he could.
2. Please come on time. After a long flight, your pilot will want to head home. If you bring him a sandwich or soda he will love you forever, because in Rescue Flying as in life it's the little things that make the difference.
3. Please bring enough CRATES and LEASHES for your animals. It doesn't sound important, but it makes a big difference.
4. This is a big one, and has happened to me more times than I wish to remember.. (This one is for the "Receiving Rescues)....
If your Animals are being met at the airport by a bunch of Rescues, please authorize the first on the "scene" to accept the dogs for the stragglers.
Otherwise, your pilot has to wait until everyone arrives, does their "meet and greet", and get organized.
Thank you all for listening. And thank you for all you do!
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Chapter 1: An Introduction to APEX
Chapter 2: What we need to know to effectively use APEX
Chapter 3: APEX Basic Concepts
Chapter 4: The Application Builder Basic Concepts and Building Blocks
Chapter 5: APEX Items
Chapter 6: APEX Buttons
Chapter 7: APEX Computations
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Chapter 11: APEX SQL Workshop
Chapter 12: APEX Forms
Chapter 13: APEX Reports
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Chapter 19: Right-To-Left Support in APEX
Chapter 20: Deploying APEX Applications
Chapter 21: The APEX Runtime Environment
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A brunette goes to the doctor's office. When the doctor asks, "What's the problem?" the brunette says, "When I touch my knee here, it hurts! When I touch my elbow right here, it hurts! When I touch my neck here, it hurts! Everywhere I touch, it hurts!"
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Where the white man went wrong. Not much else to say.
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A pair of jumper cables walk into a bar and the bar keep sez, "Okay, I'll serve you tonight but don't start anything !".
A young boy was walking down the street and came across a bottle. He rubbed the bottle and out came a genie, who offered him one wish. The young boy said, "I want to be like Batman!" So the genie killed his parents.
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A girl is sitting at a bar. A guy walks up offers her a drink and says that she reminds him of his little toe. She says why because I'm little and cute. He replies no it's because I'm probably gonna be banging you on my coffee table.
One day an elephant is walking through the forest. He steps on a giant thorn bush and gets a thorn in his foot. The elephant sits back and gasps at the idea of how long it would be there and how much it would hurt before it finally festers and comes out on its own.
All of a sudden he sees a mouse scurrying along so he yells out... "Hey Mr.Mouse, If you get this thorn out of my foot I'll do anything!". The mouse ponders this idea for a bit and decides ok. The mouse hurries towards the thorn and plucks it out with absolute precision. The elephant is overjoyed at his new prospect on the next 10 months and all is good.
The elephant says "Thank you so very much Mr. Mouse, what ever do you want?". The mouse replies "I want to do you in the rear". The elephant is a bit stunned but a deal was a deal and it was a mouse after all...How bad could it be?
The mouse mounts up! Going to town and diggin it! All the while a monkey is in a tree watching all this in a fit of laughter. He throws his hands in the air and inadvertently knocks a limb out of the tree that promptly lands on the elephants head. The elephant yelps "ouch!" The mouse says "Take it all baby! Take it all!"
Last night I played a blank cd at full blast. The mime next door went balistic.
A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel between his legs.
Barkeep says, "what's the steering wheel for?"
Pirate says, "ARGGHHHH! It's driving me nuts!"
A sweet old couple, both well into their 70's, go to a sex
therapist's office.
The doctor asks, 'What can I do for you?'
The man says, 'Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?'
The doctor raises both eyebrows, but he is so amazed that such an
elderly couple is asking for sexual advice that he agrees.
When the couple finishes, the doctor says, 'There's absolutely
nothing wrong with the way you have intercourse..'
He thanks them for coming, he wishes them good luck, he charges
them $50 and he says good bye.
The next week, the same couple returns and asks the sex therapist
to watch again. The sex therapist is a bit puzzled, but agrees.
This happens several weeks in a row.
The couple makes an appointment, has intercourse with no problems,
pays the doctor, then leave.
Finally, after 3 months of this routine, the doctor says, 'I'm
sorry, but I have to ask. Just what are you trying to find out?'
The man says, 'We're not trying to find out anything.
She's married; so we can't go to her house.
I'm married; and we can't go to my house.
The Holiday Inn charges $98.
The Hilton charges $139.
We do it here for $50, and Medicare pays $43 of it,
leaving my net cost of $7.
Don't you just love those Government Entitlement programs?
In search of accurate reproduction of music. Real sound is my reference and while perfection may not be attainable? If I chase it, I might just catch excellence.
The best way to enjoy digital music reproduction is to never listen to good analogue reproduction.
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a priest and a rabbi are walking down the sidewalk. they see a small boy, the priest says to the rabbi, "should we f**k him?", and the rabbi says,"out of what?!"
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Guy goes into a bar in Louisiana where there's a robot bartender! The robot says, "What will you have?" The guy says, "Whiskey." The robot brings back his drink and says to the man, "What's your IQ?" The guy says," 168." The robot then proceeds to talk about physics, space exploration and medical technology.
The guy leaves, . . . but he is curious . . . So he goes back into the bar. The robot bartender says, "What will you have?" The guy says, "Whiskey." Again, the robot brings the man his drink and says, "What's your IQ?" The guy says, "100." The robot then starts to talk about Nascar, Budweiser, the Saints and LSU Tigers.
The guy leaves, but finds it very interesting, so he thinks he will try it one more time. He goes back into the bar. The robot says, "What will you have?" The guy says, "Whiskey," and the robot brings him his whiskey. The robot then says, "What's your IQ?" The guy says, "Uh, about 50." The robot leans in real close and says, "SO, . . . you people still happy with Obama?"
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His bookkeeper is deaf. That was the reason he got the job in the first place.
It was assumed that Guido would hear nothing so he would not have to testify in court.
When the Godfather goes to confront Guido about his missing 10 grand, he takes along his lawyer who knows sign language.
The Godfather tells the lawyer, "Ask him where the money is!
The lawyer, using sign language, asks Guido, Where's the money?
Guido signs back, "I don't know what you are talking about." The lawyer tells the Godfather, "He says he doesn't know what you
are talking about" The Godfather pulls out a pistol, puts it to Guido's head and says, "Ask him again or I'll kill him!"
The lawyer signs to Guido, "He'll kill you if you don't tell him."
Guido trembles and signs back, "OK! You win! The money is in a brown briefcase, buried behind the shed at my cousin Bruno's house.
The Godfather asks the lawyer, "What did he say?" The lawyer replies, "He says you don't have the balls to pull the trigger."
Don't you just love lawyers?
If you can't hear a difference, don't waste your money.
--Men are so sensitive
The room was full of pregnant women with their husbands at a prenatal health class.
The instructor said, "Ladies, remember that exercise is good for you.
Walking is especially beneficial.
It strengthens the pelvic muscles and will make delivery that much easier.
Just pace yourself, make plenty of stops and try to stay on a soft
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"Gentlemen, remember -- you're in this together, it wouldn't hurt you to
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In fact, that shared experience would be good for you both."
The room suddenly became very quiet as the men absorbed this information.
After a few moments a man, at the back of the room, slowly raised his hand.
"Yes?" said the instructor.
"I was just wondering if it would be all right if she carries a golf bag
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Kind of brings a tear to your eye doesn't it?
This kind of sensitivity just can't be taught.
If you can't hear a difference, don't waste your money.
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The best way to enjoy digital music reproduction is to never listen to good analogue reproduction.
If you can't hear a difference, don't waste your money.
Woman Stops Grizzly Attack With 25 Cal. Pistol
What a gun!!
This is a story of self control and marksmanship with an itsy bitsy shooter by a woman against a fierce predator.
What is the smallest caliber you trust to protect yourself? The Beretta Jetfire:
While out hiking in Alberta Canada with my boyfriend we were surprised by a huge grizzly bear charging at us from out of nowhere. She must have been protecting her cubs because she was extremely aggressive. If I had not had my little Beretta Jetfire with me I would not be here today!
Just one shot to my boyfriend's knee cap was all it took... the bear got him and I was able to escape by just walking away at a brisk pace. It's one of the best pistols in my collection.....
If you can't hear a difference, don't waste your money.
A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and
... inform the other if there is sex after death. Their biggest fear was
that there was no after life at all.
After a long life together, the husband was the first to die. True to his word, he made the first contact:
" Marion .... Marion "
"Is that you, Bob?"
"Yes, I've come back like we agreed."
"That's wonderful! What's it like?"
"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex. I have breakfast and then
it's off to the golf course. I have sex again, bathe in the warm sun
and then have sex a couple of more times.. Then I have lunch (you'd be
proud - lots of greens). Another romp around the golf course, then
pretty much have sex the rest of the afternoon. After supper, it's
back to golf course again. Then it's more sex until late at night. I
catch some much needed sleep and then the next day it starts all over
"Oh, Bob! Are you in Heaven?"
"No -- I'm a rabbit somewhere in South Carolina."
If you can't hear a difference, don't waste your money.
Financial Planning
Dan was a single guy living at home with his father and working in the family business.
When he found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died, he decided he needed to find a wife with whom to share his fortune.
One evening, at an investment meeting, he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen. Her natural beauty took his breath away.
"I may look like just an ordinary guy," he said to her,
"But in just a few years my father will die and I will inherit $200 million".
Impressed, the woman asked for his business card and three days later, she became his stepmother.
Women are so much better at financial planning than men.
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Stevie has a sense of humor !!!!!
If you can't hear a difference, don't waste your money.
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