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Boston Landmarks Orchestra Announces Full Schedule for Summer Season
by BWW News Desk - April 28, 2016
(Boston, MA)--Inspired by the people, artists, and heritage of a great city, the Boston Landmarks Orchestra (LO) under the direction of Music Director Christopher Wilkins, and Executive Director Jo Frances Meyer announces its 2016 season of free concerts at the DCR's Hatch Shell at the Esplanade. ... (more...)
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by BWW News Desk - March 22, 2016
Orange County, Calif.—March 22, 2016—Pacific Symphony announces a blockbuster Summer Festival 2016 designed to evoke the memories of the last 30 years with exhilarating and iconic music for the final season at Irvine Meadows Ampitheatre before its scheduled closure. Warm pleasant evenings, picnic ba... (more...)
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by BWW News Desk - January 27, 2016
Music Director Carl St.Clair and Pacific Symphony today unveil the 2016-17 Hal and Jeanette Segerstrom Family Foundation Classical and Sunday Casual Connections series and special events. This season celebrates the orchestra's 38th season and its 10th year in the Renée and Henry Segerstrom Concert H... (more...)
Long Yu and the China Philharmonic Travel the Silk Road
by BWW News Desk - August 18, 2015
From Athens to Tehran, the China Philharmonic 'builds a cultural bridge' across six countries that recreates the famous Silk Road trade route from China - and plays Dvorak's New World Symphony in Tehran.... (more...)
Sonoran Desert Chorale Sets 2015-16 Season of The Elements
by BWW News Desk - July 09, 2015
The Sonoran Desert Chorale announces its 2015-16 Season, a musical exploration of the primal elements: earth, fire, wind, and water. Season tickets packages for the full season are on sale now for $60 adults/$50 seniors and students at www.sonorandesertchorale.org or by calling (480) 305-4538. ... (more...)
Honens International Piano Competition 2015 Semifinalists Revealed
by BWW News Desk - June 24, 2015
Ten pianists have been chosen to advance to the Semifinals of Canada's Honens Piano Competition. The musicians (ages 22 to 30) come from six countries: Italy, Russia, South Korea, Ukraine, United Kingdom and United States. One pianist will be named the Honens Prize Laureate and win the world's large... (more...)
Pacific Symphony Launches New Concert Programs for Musician Innovation Grant
by BWW News Desk - June 20, 2015
Orange County, Calif.-June 18, 2015-Inspired by the creative minds and unique backgrounds of its musicians, Pacific Symphony and its Board of Directors awarded four orchestra members with a "Musician Innovation Grant" totaling $20,000 to fund new artistic projects. The grant's purpose is to give mus... (more...)
BWW Interviews: New Philharmonia to Feature World Renowned Jazz Guitarist JOHN PIZZARELLI in Gala Performance
by BWW News Desk - June 08, 2015
On June 12 at 8PM, the New Philharmonia Orchestra will conclude its 20th Anniversary Season with a gala performance featuring the world-renowned jazz guitarist and singer John Pizzarelli in a program showcasing his signature style that sets the standard for stylish modern jazz. ... (more...)
Philomusica Concert Choir Sets May Performances
by BWW News Desk - May 01, 2015
Philomusica Concert Choir is pleased to present its May 2015 concerts "Hope Eternal: From Darkness into Light" on Saturday May 16 at 8 pm and on Sunday May 17 at 4 pm. The concerts will be held at Our Lady of Peace Roman Catholic Church, located at 1740 Route 130 N, North Brunswick, NJ. ... (more...)
The Buffalo Philharmonic Orchestra Offers Free Tickets to Military for Its PATRIOTIC POPS Concert
by BWW News Desk - April 30, 2015
At this year's Patriotic Pops concert, the Buffalo Philharmonic will honor the military not only onstage, but at the box office.... (more...)
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by BWW News Desk - March 21, 2015
In March, the BPO will celebrate classical music's most beloved and influential composer with a festival, including his groundbreaking Ninth Symphony.... (more...)
The Collegiate Chorale to Present US Premiere of THE ROAD OF PROMISE, 5/6-7
by BWW News Desk - March 20, 2015
The Collegiate Chorale concludes its 2014-2015 season with the US Premiere of Kurt Weill's The Road of Promise May 6, 2015 at 8pm and May 7, 2015 at 7pm at Stern Auditorium/Perelman Stage at Carnegie Hall, 881 7th Avenue, New York, NY 10019. Tickets are $30-$135 and are available at www.carnegiehall... (more...)
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With all this blu-ray/DVD thing. Nintendo should just make a movie channel, where we use Wii Points to buy/download movies and just watch it like that. That way it wont be as expensive as a blu-ray setup.
Still need a Wii!
Nah..for one thing the drive is too small and it would be cheaper for the consumer to just have a dvd player. Now if it worked with the ipod video/psp that would be sweet.
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The next Nintendo system will probably have another crappy name like The Nintendo Dong. It will use DVD roms again but this time it will acutally let you watch a movie. The motion sensor gimmick will have worn off and this time around you will have motion sensor feet straps as well. The graphics will look like Xbox 360 and the launch games will be Cooking Mama 2 and Dong Sports. lol its funny because I can actually see this happening.
lethal why dont you just throw out your wii or something because you apparently have nothing positive to say about nintendo or its products
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lol I have 3 of them actually. And this is future nintendo talk. The Wii is a good machine. Just not as good as the PS3 or 360. Its basically a party console. Party games and some sports game is all this machine will really have to keep it going. And I have 3 because I like to have one of every system in each room with a TV.Originally Posted by yesk-

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WARANGAL: Noted cardiologist Srinivas Ramaka (43) has come out with a small book on heart ailments in Telugu to allay the fears of the ignorant and to help patients. The book titled 'Meeru – Mee Gunde' answers most of the questions and clears common doubts on heart complaints.
"Patients who come to me keep raising doubts. What I tell them everyday, I just scribbled down in book form. This is most authentic and valuable to literate persons," he told The Hindu.
Lot of literature on diseases is nowadays available on the Internet but it is only accessible and useful to those who know English. In Telugu such books are rare, particularly those authored by medical practitioners. "There may be some books on medicine in Telugu, but one has to verify their authenticity," Dr. Srinivas says.
The 112-page book explains all the technical terms and meanings in Telugu for the benefit of people. Son of popular physician Ramaka Laxmanamurthy, who earned invaluable public trust, Dr. Srinivas is engaged in social service with special focus on anti-tobacco programmes. The Srinivasa Heart Centre established by this young medical practitioner organises on a big scale the World Heart Day and Anti-tobacco Day. He has been organising free health camps at several places in Warangal and Karimnagar districts.


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Following the benching of Iker Casillas and the subsequent loss to Malaga, the position of José Mourinho at Real Madrid seems compromised. Following the game, 90 percent of Bleacher Report readers who participated in a poll on Mourinho's continuity at Madrid thought he won't be coaching Los Blancos next season.
After asking yesterday where the Portuguese coach might be headed next, today it is time to answer the question that will probably have Merengues across the world worried: Who will replace Mourinho at the helm of Real Madrid?
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Oh, what a fantastic shot of cute little Molly, Steve!!
thanks dann. it was absolutely freezing cold and snowing fifteen minutes after this photo, the sun came out as molly climbed the sand dune and i snapped away! its supposed to be spring here but snow is forecast tonight aswell and our poor molly is booked into the grooming parlour tomorrow for a haircut,how cruel are we!i think she looks like a huskey her coat is so long and scruffy,she has boundless energy and i love her.she has so much spirit and character.she loves the beach life and is scared of nothing, am sure she could accompany you on a storm chase! take care and good to here from you again.
I hope you know that because of her, if and when I get a dog, it will be a West Highland. It may be a few years as I'm still a college student and renting now ...
hi dann ,molly is not happy she has been to the grooming parlour and is sulking! i will try to get a photo uploaded soon and if you compare it to this photo you will see why...ha...ha!
hey dann, if molly ever has a litter you can definitely have free of charge of course!i was never an animal lover and my wife was. i stubbornly wouldnt entertain having a dog. i finally gave in last october, and boy do i regret all those years being an ass!molly has changed my life and when you can and are able to give alot of your time go for it mate because ,believe me a dog is a mans best friend!
What a beautiful photo! Your dog is wonderful and I like the color scheme of the photo very much. Greetings from Poland
thanks karolina ,she went to the grooming parlour the day after this photo and is still sulking!she is not as fluffy any more!
Right Steve, I've always been slightly allergic to dogs. Their saliva gives me hives. I am also quite allergic to cats (as is my mom). We only had fish and birds growing up, but I've always wanted a dog. Knowing a few friends that have large dogs, I've sort of grown away from having one ... but if and when I buy my own home, a dog will be the first thing I equip it with!
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With Windows open, plug the device into a USB port. You should get a message at the bottom of the screen that the device drivers are loading. Soon you should get a message that your device is ready to use.
Click on the Windows "globe" in the lower left corner of your monitor. Then click on "Control Panel." Click on "Sound." Click on the "Recording" tab.
There are often several choices in the "Recording" list. Click once on the item that names the manufacturer of the device you plugged in, like "Logitech C270 Webcam" or "Blue Snowflake." The item will be highlighted.
At the right of the highlighted area, there are a series of small gray rectangles on top of each other. If you speak or make a sound, the rectangles should fill in with green depending on the loudness of the sound you are making. If the green rectangles reach near of top of the scale when you speak in a normal tone of voice, you don't need to do anything further.
If however the green almost completely fills the scale; or if it doesn't show much or at all, or click on the "Properties" button near the lower right of the window.
Click on the "Levels" tab in the Microphone Properties window, and slide the slider to the right to increase the microphone sensitivity, to the left to decrease it. Click OK.
Now that you're back in the "Sound" "Recording" window, speak in a normal tone of voice again and see if the green bars stay in the middle or upper middle of the scale, you're all set. Click OK. If the green bars go too high or low, go back and tweak the "Levels" slider, then click OK.
If you use a desktop computer and you plug a webcam into it, you don't have to choose which camera the computer sees. If you have a laptop, and you want to use an external USB webcam instead of the internal camera and microphone, you'll have to select the webcam manufacturer's name, like "Logitech C270 Webcam" in the listing in the video chat system you are using, i.e. Skype, Blackboard Collaborate, Google Hangout, etc.


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Operation Gringo Revenge: Tracking My Stolen Laptop In Panama
Three months ago my Macbook Pro laptop computer was stolen by hookers in Panama. Join me as I attempt to recover it from over 2000 miles away.
Before my computer was stolen, I'd installed a special tracking program called Prey Project. I first learned about Prey after following Sean Power's amazing laptop recovery story on Twitter — downloading the free tracking software that same day.
When my own laptop was taken while traveling through Panama in October 2011, I quickly activated Prey from an internet cafe, hoping I could catch the thieves. I also filed a police report [click here to see it] with Panamanian authorities.
Now I would just wait for the software to start working its magic.
But it never did. After over 3 months of no action, I assumed the thieves had disabled or replaced my computer's hard drive before turning it on. With no tracking information, my computer would be lost forever.
That all changed last night.
Surprise! You're on Candid Camera
On Friday night Prey suddenly notified me by email that I had a new tracking report. You can imagine my surprise! I'd assumed that recovery was a lost cause at this point, now 3 months after the theft. At the moment I'm back in the United States.
I logged into the site. The report contained photos from my Macbook Pro's integrated webcam, screenshots showing what the suspects were doing on my computer, and WiFi location information displayed on a Google Map.
These reports came streaming in every 10 minutes. After upgrading my account to Pro for $5, I'm now able to get reports every 2 minutes, or on demand with the click of a button.
I suddenly felt like a kid in a candy store!
Spying on the people using my stolen computer is soooooo much fun…
We're All Watching
I'm actively tracking the incoming reports on a regular basis. Saving photos and data that I'll be able to use to recover my laptop. It's incredibly entertaining to watch what these people are doing without their knowledge.
There's a lot of information coming in. The software only allows me to save 100 reports though, so I'm deleting the ones that don't contain useful information. Building up a case against them should I decide to go to the police.
I'll be updating this post with new information as I receive it.
This is going to be exciting. I hope you'll follow along with me on the hunt.
What Are They Doing?
Chonga has been most active on my computer so far. She's logged into Facebook for hours at a time – chatting with friends, bragging about her new "Apple Mac" computer, viewing ridiculous photos, and repeatedly picking her nose.
Through the screenshots I've learned her real name, names of her family members & friends, the name of the cafe where she works, and her birthday. I also know the street where she's living in Panama City. But not an exact address yet.
I've censored out all personal information for now.
I believe it's very important that I secretly record as much evidence as I can before they discover they're being tracked. I may change my mind about this in the future though, and share all their details with you. I'm still not 100% sure what my recovery plan will be.
I might need your help.
Criminal Masterminds??
Now it's quite possible that these people have purchased the stolen computer from someone else. I don't recognize Chonga as one of the 3 women involved with the theft, but I'm also not sure I'd be able to remember their faces from that night. It was dark, we were trying to ignore them, and I'd had a few drinks.
But either way, they are now in possession of stolen property. In most countries that in itself is illegal.
If they simply hand over my computer without incident, I have no problem keeping the police out of it and minimizing their humiliation. I just want my property back and be done with it. But if they decide to be difficult, well, all bets are off…
I'll hit them with everything my twisted mind can come up with.
UPDATE: Prey Capabilities
So after digging into the program a bit more, I've learned about some fun things I can do with it. One option is to remotely trigger an audio alarm that sounds like a police siren. Could be fun if unleashed at the right moment…
Another option is to send them a custom message through my computer. An alert window will pop up over whatever they're doing and display a message of my choice.
But the best option yet: I can deliver a custom message via audio. Apple's Text-to-Speech program will relay any message I want using a robotic sounding voice.
The possibilities are endless!
UPDATE: Shopping For A Tranny!
Handlebar has been on the computer all day. He spent hours on Skype talking with someone who seemed like a possible girlfriend. While I couldn't hear what was said (Prey needs to work on live video feeds!), they also used Skype's chat feature so I could read some of the conversation.
While talking with this girl, he's also browsing through photos of girls in lingerie on Facebook. Because he was logged in, I now have his real name.
But that's not the best part…
Eventually I catch him shopping for local
hookers escorts online! And not just any call-girl…
Upon closer inspection of the profile, I see that she (he?) is advertising herself as a transgender prostitute!!!
A short translated excerpt from the profile:
"…to taste this true delicacy of tranny sex.. you will not regret it from Colombia to Panama."
There's a phone number on the profile and everything.
I couldn't make this shit up!
UPDATE: New Suspects
Wow. There are a ton of different people using my stolen computer. I've discovered 2 new people, so this makes 5 total now. But after spying on Rico & Dark Eyes for a while, I've decided they are probably not involved.
They are from Chile, and it seems they just arrived in Panama the other day. Handlebar is also from Chile. So these two might be friends or family crashing at his place while on vacation.
I caught them uploading touristy looking photos on iPhoto. I also know they are traveling to Cuba next week.
Facebook sure gives away a lot of personal information!!!
UPDATE: Secret Internet Celebrity!
So it's only been 3 days since I first posted this story, but Handlebar has just learned that we've all been watching him. A friend of his quickly recognized him after discovering the story on Facebook.
It sounds like he's desperate to give the computer back quickly to avoid further humiliation. Smart choice on his part. I was just getting started.
Thank you everyone for helping to spread the word via Social Media!
I've been contacted by email to get everything worked out.
UPDATE: Mission Accomplished!
I'm ecstatic to announce that Operation Gringo Revenge is a smashing success! After scheduling an evening rendezvous at a well-known Parisian cafe in Panama City, my secret agents (code-names "J-Dog" and "V-Man") met with our suspect to collect the stolen goods last night.
They've moved the stolen Macbook Pro to a safe-house within the city. It's now guarded 24 hours a day by a professional team of beautiful female assassins from Colombia & Brazil.
I plan to compensate my international team (and former Couchsurfing.org hosts) for their heroic actions that day with sushi & bottles of cheap rum.
The Full Story
So it seems Handlebar purchased the stolen computer off the street from a woman named Maria del Carmen for $750. Maria del Carmen happens to be the name of the user account that's been active on the computer. Why he never changed the username, I don't know. I also don't know why Prey Project never caught Maria on the computer over the past 3 months.
Maybe his story is true, maybe it's not. I really don't care. If the story is true, I'll let him take it up with Maria del Carmen.
I gave him 2 options:
A: Hand over the computer.
B: Let the police deal with it while I post personal details online.
He chose option 'A'.
As a courtesy, I agreed to censor the photos of his face and those of his acquaintances.
Thousands of people have seen him shop for transgender hookers online.
Because this computer was stolen 3 months ago, I've already had it replaced. Now that my friends have recovered it, I'll probably sell it and use the money to help fund some charity projects.
Big thank you to everyone who helped share this story! ★
More Information
Software: Prey Project
Cost: Free! (upgrade for $5 if your computer is stolen)
Useful Notes: Make sure to include a password-free guest account on your computer. This acts as a "honey-pot", luring criminals into using the computer immediately. Learn How To Set Up Prey Project »
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This is a true story. Prey Project and I have no financial relationship. Their FREE software saved my ass. So understandably I'm excited about promoting them.
Comments & Questions
310 Comments
Kelly TurpinAugust 15, 2016
hahahhahahahahaha so busted! When I looked back at the photos of Chonga it was really quite easy to see she was a he… or use to be.
Prue and BecksJuly 2, 2016
This in one of the craziest, most impressive laptop retrieval stories out there! I never knew you could spy on people, I'm blown away by the awesomeness of this post! Hahahaha.
Stoked you got your laptop back, don't mess with the Expert Vagabond!
Bekah RigbyJune 6, 2016
This sounds like the plot of a children's-format-but-for-adults illustrated book. Like, Go The F*ck to Sleep, but with transgendered prostitutes.
I'd buy it, anyway…
Kevim VApril 8, 2016
Thanks for sharing your story. I found this article shortly after I was robbed by a taxi driver in Panama City …
ConradMarch 14, 2016
Be careful who you hold to ransom with personal info like that – it's safe to assume a person who is prepared to steal your laptop could be prepared to stab you with a knife too.
EddyJanuary 28, 2016
Straight up one of the funniest things that I have ever read!
I am actually at work and when procrastinating, I read your blog (which I came across like 2 days ago).
I am planning a 9 month travel/study around the world starting June so this blog is gonna come in handy seeing as im doing it budget and am planning on getting nice and local! Also gonna have a Mac with me. Good stuff bud!!!
I love what you're doing with this passive income by the way; really smart work and props to you for making it work.
Anna @AnnaEverywhereJanuary 10, 2016
Hahaha… I just had to read this story now :D
Matthew KarstenJanuary 11, 2016
Non-stop entertainment!
Kailey | The Blonde TravelistaJune 7, 2015
Oh my gosh!! This is freaking hilarious. Shitty that it happened to you but reading this story was so entertaining. Glad they handed the computer back to you.
Tara WoodruffJune 5, 2015
Holy shit that was fun!!! I will definitely have that software installed when I move South of the border (or anytime I get a laptop!!)
Muhammad Aslam KhattakMay 24, 2015
Can I install Prey remotely into my lost device?
Unfortunately I had not installed any anti theft software in my laptop. I know it's Serial number and it's mac address. It's HP Probook 4530 Corp i3. It's serial number is CNU1452CL7.
Matthew KarstenMay 24, 2015
No, it has to be on your computer first unfortunately…
Noe GarciaApril 1, 2015
OMG this is so freaking entertaining, I mean sad you got your laptop stolen and YAY you got it recovered but, holy cow the process is so amusing (I should be working but I can't stop reading).
I wonder if there is something like that for iPhone (got mine stolen awhile back) oh well new phone, but installing this app on my laptop right now.
CareyMarch 27, 2015
I've used prey in the past and theft away (now avast) on my phone. One thing to note though. The software is only useful if you haven't setup a password or encryption.
If the thieves can't access the device and get online, you can't get reports and track them down. Likewise, if they format it, or flash it.
Congrats though. Top job on getting it back.
StigenMarch 18, 2015
hahahahaha , It`s almost worth getting your laptop stolen when you get to witness all that human depravity Live !
I`ve had prey installed on my laptop for a few year,but the one time it went missing in albania last year it did`nt work, because I had forgotten to update it…doohhh….
If the thieves are smart then they will format the computer before using it/selling it, then that would delete Prey as well, but there are other similar programs that are designed to survive a formatting.
Luke ArmstrongMarch 6, 2015
Having had a laptop stolen in Guatemala, (And not recovered) I find this absolutely wonderful. Using the support staff from carbonite, I was able to track my IP address, but the Guatemalan police lost the thread from there since I was never really able to make them understand what an IP address was.
LiyaMarch 5, 2015
I'm reading this in 2015 but what the heck, this is such an adventure!
JessicaJanuary 4, 2015
Haha! Ah.. what a crazy story but makes for an interesting read. Glad you were able to track down your computer after all.
AmyDecember 29, 2014
Bwhahaha! You couldn't dream up a better story. I'm thrilled you got your laptop back…may need to sanitize. :/ And Prey Project…champions! Still laughing :)
TikvaDecember 28, 2014
I was looking for some Panama related travel stories but instead came across this posts. What a story!. OMG it sounds almost to good to be true.
Ian RobinsonNovember 28, 2014
Fantastic story. I was laughing out loud reading it. I'm downloading Prey Project as we speak. I've never had my laptop stolen… but if it happens, I'll me more excited than anything else. :)
KarenNovember 24, 2014
Wow…. what an amazing read! Think I will get that on my PC when I go travelling…. well done you in thinking about publishing it and well done you in getting in back!
ChristopherNovember 22, 2014
Excellent advertisement for Prey Project.
Andrew and Emily @alongdustyroadsNovember 19, 2014
This is bloody hilarious! Amazed and delighted you managed to get it back, and the transgender hooker parts are just the icing on the cake.
LianeNovember 13, 2014
What a story! One has the feeling to be part of your investigations. In the beginning I didn't expect that the story will have a good end. But you were successful! Congratulations! Hope you will never have to use Prey for a second time. Safe travels!
JamieNovember 11, 2014
This was probably the biggest twist of events I could expect in a story.
Bravo for getting your laptop back! I'm going to install this software right now!
Matthew KarstenNovember 11, 2014
You and me both Jamie. Unbelievably ridiculous (and entertaining). Frankly the outcome was almost worth the thing getting stolen in the first place.
Trish McNeillNovember 24, 2014
Exactly what I was thinking while reading this! That was a very welcomed break in my day.
KateNovember 4, 2014
This is one of the most incredible things to come out of the internet. Well done on your fantastic digging skills!
JoOctober 14, 2014
I had to read through to the end to make sure it was for real! Question though – if Prey can see who is working on your computer when it's stolen, can they also see you working and have access to what you're doing?
CarmenOctober 11, 2014
I'm speechless. This is so insanely brilliant.
the paper boat sailor @ Paper BoatsOctober 10, 2014
This could make for quite an awesome crime novel!
CourtneyOctober 8, 2014
That.was.hilarious! Glad you got your computer back. :)
MichaelOctober 8, 2014
Your laptop has a travel story all of its own. It sounds like it was having more fun than the rest of us.
NavíOctober 6, 2014
love ur tenacity…. and ur sense of humour is hilarous.
Panama SarahOctober 4, 2014
Matthew.. loved your blog and this story is hilarious! I am downloading this Prey program now.. traveling in Indonesia., you never know. I live and do business in Panama and am also a host with couch surfing. I wanted to invite you to stay on your next visit. I live near the beach, near the city. What a great read, I'm still laughing out loud! Cheers, Sarah
Stacey @ OnetravelsfarOctober 4, 2014
Best story I've read in ages! I had prey on my iphone but couldn't use it when it was stolen as I couldn't get online. Also had find my iphone and just watched it drive around Bali (I left it in a taxi) for a few days and sent messages to it. I love how Prey takes photos and screenshots, that is amazing.
DaveSeptember 26, 2014
Funny story Matthew. He must be a ladyboy, term what they used in Thailand.
DeaSeptember 9, 2014
I laughed hard and this prey is doing such a good job in spying thieves!
Bethanny AlpinoSeptember 3, 2014
Hey Matthew,
Very interesting and entertaining story, but did you have to make so many transaphobic slurs? Using phrases like 'trannie' and shaming the prep for his interest in transgendered sex workers (which probably is more likely the case than transexual, meaning they have gone through with a sex change operation) is very hurtful and dehumanizing to members of the LBGTQ community and those that sympathize with them. And how did you know that the women that stole your laptop were hookers? We you by chance patronizing a brothel? Maybe you should include that in your article or else you are making a very misogynistic assumption. I can't believe someone with such a reach could be so insensitive and unaware…
Matthew KarstenSeptember 4, 2014
No offense meant to the LBGTQ community, but the "transgender sexworker" was specifically using that term to advertise herself. It is impossible for me to know what is or isn't offensive to everyone, especially when that changes depending on who you ask. I have friends in that community who have read & shared this post without mentioning it was offensive. But thanks for letting me know how you feel.
As for the hookers who stole my computer, all you need to do is visit Panama City to find them inside every bar & nightclub after dark, including the nice Cuban bar I was visiting across from the Presidential Palace. They don't hide who they are because prostitution is legal in Panama. It's as obvious as who is working as a bartender.
Now which one of us is making false, offensive, and ignorant assumptions?
RGOctober 19, 2014
Don't get your panties (or briefs) in a bunch. Call a spade a spade. And by trying to shame him immediately, do you really think he's going to edit anything in his article?
CyraAugust 1, 2014
Haha, I laughed reading this, but on a serious note, I just installed Prey Project too. I have heard to many success stories lately to not install it!
Christopher SharpeJuly 31, 2014
I LOVE this story, getting your own back on people that are low enough to steal your property. Definitely getting this for my laptop.
MarkJune 27, 2014
HAHAHAHA great story Matthew, and the ultimate detail from Fuentes: He/She is a tranny with a great ass tattoo…
Cole HarryJune 11, 2014
Cool that you have no issue violating the privacy of people most certainly poorer than you who were probably scammed themselves into buying a stolen laptop. Even cooler that you seem to think it's shameful to be attracted to transgender individuals. You're a gem.
Jim HarrelsonJuly 10, 2014
No, you're a gem!
Matthew KarstenAugust 19, 2014
How am I violating their privacy? The photos are censored and no real names were used. I'm just sharing what happened to me. If they don't like it, maybe they should've re-thought buying an obviously stolen computer off the street. Judging by the company Handlebar keeps, I highly doubt his story is true anyway…
JoelSeptember 14, 2014
Yah you tell 'em! Eff you Cole Harry! What difference does it make if they are poorer than him? And he didn't say it was shameful, just that it was funny. You probably think making fun of nose picking is prejudice somehow.
RGOctober 19, 2014
It's not shameful. Just weird.
sumitMay 21, 2014
how to find my laptop si missing and i haw onli mac addresses no udar any documents
TheboywanderMay 17, 2014
This is so epic!
KristinaMay 16, 2014
I'm so late to this party but this is the best thing I've seen on the internet in a very long time. Love it!
BellaVidaMay 8, 2014
Wow, your laptop certainly had quite an adventure. Thank you for sharing the software you used. It's good to have a safety net like that especially when you use your laptop for business. And I'm very glad you were able to recover your laptop.
kaybaybay33April 29, 2014
Um yah, where's the story of why you were in the vicinity of three hookers?!!! ;o)
Matthew KarstenAugust 19, 2014
You must not have been to Panama City before. You'll find hookers in every bar & club. Even one directly across from the Presidential Palace…
L.A. ChanceyApril 28, 2014
HI M, FANTASTIC recovery, just downloaded the program myself and did a BackBlaze backup in anticipation of Tianguis in MX, next week. Just one question, just exactly what were you doing in the near vicinity of those "Ladies of the Night" which allowed for enough of a minor distraction to lose your coveted MAC? Inquiring minds are, well simply inquiring.
Matthew KarstenAugust 19, 2014
LOL. You can read how it got stolen here: http://expertvagabond.com/robbed-in-panama/
Hannah WasielewskiApril 24, 2014
I just came across your site today, and this is absolutely hilarious!! I could imagine their humiliation, but it looks like being patient does pay off. thanks for making me laugh today, definitely going to bookmark your site!
PatrickApril 19, 2014
Good post mate :-) I travel extensively for quite 20 years now (thanks to a good pension ^^), and this story made me laugh a lot !
Some years ago, I used to have a laptop for my travels, but for quite some time now, I don't bother anymore with, as it is a real magnet for thieves…
Instead I have an external hard disk that I carry along when I travel. It is very small, whilst capacity is a terabyte, and as now you have Internet places everywhere, I don't have any issues to connect or work when needs arise ^^
Now I can understand that with the kind of software and the platform you use, you probably can't have that option :-)
I hope your next travels will be as entertaining, rich in new knowledge and fun :-)
(My english might be a bit poor, but I am french speaking…)
Jonathan Look, Jr.April 7, 2014
This is like the funniest thing I have read all week! I have to get this program. Don't want my laptop stolen, but it sounds like fun!
Alex BellinkApril 7, 2014
This is the best story of revenge I've ever read. I've also been wondering if there are any programs to track stolen or lost laptops. I'll be purchasing that as soon as I hit the road!
memographerMarch 28, 2014
That is a very entertaining story, Matt. Thanks! Love the happy ending :) Will install Prey Project tonight.
Nora MartiniMarch 24, 2014
This post reminded me of a similar experience when our backpack was stolen with our netbook inside while doing laundry in Florence, Italy. If someone is doing something stupid infront of you look for the accomplish behind them. We didn"t know why a gypsy was backing us into the corner of the laundry and waving his wallet until we turned around to get the backpack to put our laundry into. GONE!!! Luckily we had another computer and learned our lesson the hard way. Thanks for the reminder of another adventure on the road.
MattMarch 10, 2014
Brilliant post, and very helpful; immediately installed Prey on all of the devices I'm taking with me later this week. Thanks for sharing!
Aaron @ addictivebackpackingFebruary 28, 2014
I wish I had not pressed the proof button! I can delete my internet history but I can't get that image out of my head!
Rashad PharaonFebruary 26, 2014
This just might be the most entertaining blog post of all time. Aaaaaaand off to download Prey NOW.
travellingforfunFebruary 20, 2014
Thats a brilliant story. I'll be more careful about what I steal in future!! Handlebars really got his comeuppance in the end. Pity you couldnt get back at Chonga as well
Sojourn SafarisFebruary 20, 2014
Its amazing how fast they handed back the computer after they were revealed. Good detective work there albeit by remote.
Dave BriggsFebruary 19, 2014
That's the best thing I have read in months!!
Sofie CouwenberghFebruary 17, 2014
I read something similar a while ago, but I think that person had his phone stolen.
If only I could remember.
Does make you hope no-one ever hacks into your computer and webcam.
I really should pick my nose less
Erik BlairFebruary 17, 2014
Awesome! Oh what fun it is to 'prey' on a one-whore's open network :)
Bobby PootFebruary 16, 2014
That's the best blog i read so far Matthew, awesome!! thanks for sharing. I copied the link to my facebook as i am traveling since the end of 2012 and met loads of other travelers who defintly read it. Cheers Bobby
Matthew FFebruary 13, 2014
Wow, this is sad, i am in I.T (System Admin) and first thing i do with new laptops for anyone i know, format, reinstall, and these are legit purchased computers!!!!. Really goes to show that thieves are stupid! Why prison's are over populated!
Chad ThomsonFebruary 12, 2014
You should be more careful with these Central American hookers, man!
Jessica VoigtsFebruary 7, 2014
This would be a GREAT movie. just saying…
RoccoFebruary 5, 2014
Cool story!
I never knew the existence of softwares able to take photos from the mini webcam.
Transvestite are a real issue, they are theft addicts. In Asia, especially Thailand, there are theft stories almost everyday on local newspapers about ladyboys stealing from tourists.
Here mine safety tips:
– Don't speak and get stopped by transvestite.
– Don't let them to be close to you
– Don't take them in your room, LOL
Matthew, I am happy you got it sorted out. Well done.
MikesRoadTripFebruary 2, 2014
This is an unbelievable, and, entertaining story. Is it really true? Wow!
Matthew KarstenFebruary 3, 2014
Really is hard to believe isn't it. But yes, all true. That "gal" is actually a dude. Which makes this even more funny. And the fact that he's also a prostitute makes me think they were totally lying about not knowing it was stolen. Maybe "Handlebar" is just a pimp, and the women who stole it work for him. Who knows.
MikesRoadTripFebruary 3, 2014
Oh, okay…I recall reading that and was wondering if that was who you were referencing. Great story…well done sir! :-)
JacaFebruary 2, 2014
It's amazing story you shared with us! My laptop was stolen at the conference at University of Barcelona last week. The room was even under video surveillance and the thief has been seen (a well dressed latin-american guy). Unfortunately I don't have any tracking software like Prey Project installed. The funniest (or saddest) thing is that I would give a present owner the reward just to return my 35 GB of photos using some cloud storage…
The Lost LondonerJanuary 31, 2014
This is hands down THE BEST blog post I've ever read!! I literally laughed out loud in a boarding queue, now everybody on the plane will think I'm a lunatic.
I am installing that as soon as I can, it somehow makes losing the Mac a joy! Dude you are a true legend, I love your blog even more now.
Alexandra CanedoJanuary 29, 2014
This was ridiculously entertaining…AND I just downloaded Prey since I'm traveling through Colombia right now…you never know! Thanks :)
Matthew KarstenJanuary 29, 2014
You can't go wrong with "free". Enjoy Colombia!
alexJanuary 18, 2014
WOW – i'm downloading this on my laptop right now. Thank you for sharing your experience in such detail! Incredible you were able to get your laptop back from a continent away. Congrats!
Matthew KarstenJanuary 18, 2014
Glad you enjoyed the story Alex, hope you never have to go through it yourself though. :)
NimaDecember 17, 2013
This is Classic, Dude well done, you have just made my day! hahahahahahahahahah
KelvinDecember 12, 2013
If only I had known about this software a year back, when my gaming computer got stolen.
I do miss it, but did install the software on the computer I am currently using. Let's hope I don't get to use it.
Also, my bithday is in a few days, so wish me luck when I solicit at my rich granddad to replace the US$800 piece of equipment.
Thanks for a good post!
TonyNovember 23, 2013
Wow.. that's a nice one! Following your suggestion, I just downloaded Prey, but when I was trying it out and put it as "Missing", the Mac's camera LED lit up when it was taking a picture for the reports. Any suggestion on how to turn the light off?
Matthew KarstenNovember 24, 2013
Don't think you can, but it's less noticeable if you're not expecting it.
KatieMarch 30, 2014
I tested it out as well and honestly didn't notice it (probably because I got distracted by Facebook while waiting for the 10 minutes). I think if
someone did see it they would think it was random since it only happens
for a second. Even if they figured out what was going on a couple
pictures before it was disabled would be better than nothing. Maybe you
can try emailing the development team at Prey to see if they can work on
JeskaNovember 22, 2013
This is probably hands down, the best stolen property story I have ever read! Congrats on being such a good investigator and getting your macbook. On top of that, awesome job at updating everyone as the story progress!!! =D
SebastianNovember 20, 2013
okay I just realized that the "girl" with the tattoo isn't really a girl :-D
I can just quote a friend of mine from Bangkok: "Sebastian, keep away from the most beautiful girls…they are men."
Sometimes life is unfair.
Matthew KarstenNovember 21, 2013
Don't worry Sebastian, we all thought he was a woman at first. ;)
SebastianNovember 20, 2013
This is a really crazy story! It is amazing how modern technology enabled you to track your stolen laptop.
Weird story and what is even weirder than the story is that big tattoo that the senorita has on her ass cheeks ;-)
zomgpizzaNovember 8, 2013
the best part was the ending!
…no i dont mean the recovery of the laptop, i mean the discovery that Chonga was a transvestite hooker. yikes!
PeterOctober 29, 2013
Hey I really enjoyed your storytelling!
installed prey on my mobliedev's right away. but not on my chromebook, firstly on a chromebook it can't be installed, secondly chromebooks are cheaply replaced (without data loss)
Otherwise perfect :)
Chris ChiangOctober 16, 2013
Hey, very interesting operation and I'm glad there is a happy ending that you can recover your Mac. Really don't know the Prey Project program before and will install it in my Macbook pro as well.
Mauro BrandãoOctober 8, 2013
Hey Man, very nice and hilarious this history !!!! Nice to know this program exists !!!!
Good blog, i'm already addict !!!
I'm thinking do a hitchhiking trip from de south to the North of my country ( The Big Brazil) !! Now i am got safe a little money then i'll hit the road !!
You are a great inspiration for me !
Take care and good winds for you !
MichaelOctober 1, 2013
This is just hilarious. Great way to turn a negative experience into some of the funniest stuff I've ever read.
KristySeptember 17, 2013
Such determination! So glad you got your laptop back! I do hope you had plenty of disinfectant wipes on hand to erase anything left by booger girl.
ChrisSeptember 17, 2013
hahaha epic skills! Stoked you managed to get your laptop back though and you're right – you couldn't have even made up the crazy stuff you found out through this!haha!
I've just downloaded and installed Prey onto my macbook too – cheers for the tip!
katty watsonSeptember 17, 2013
oh that's amazing… this is the sophisticated way of finding thefts. Thanks for the post. I really enjoyed reading this stuff.
MarlaSeptember 16, 2013
LOL This has turned out to be a hilarious story!! Not the stolen laptop part but all the rest. Thanks for sharing!
LindySeptember 16, 2013
Thanks for sharing that last update, not sure I'm too happy having clicked that link though ;-) what a story!
Lisa @chickybusSeptember 16, 2013
Holy crap–this is an amazing story. Love it!! I've never heard of Prey, but I sure want it now. I am SO happy for you…not only did you get to have some fun humiliating these jerks (I would have done the same), you're getting your computer back. Yes!!!
Chanel @ La Viajera MorenaSeptember 16, 2013
I completely forgot that I had Prey, and I just installed it on my MacBook Pro in case things go awry. :D
Matthew KarstenSeptember 16, 2013
It's good to be prepared Chanel. This situation would've been a lot more depressing without Prey installed. Now it's one of my favorite travel stories!
NikoSeptember 16, 2013
Hey, looks like Handlebar is actually Morgan Spurlock after he got waaaaayyyy supersized!! Congrats on your story, Prey is definitely for me
Ron | Active Planet TravelsSeptember 16, 2013
Holy Shit!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Dude this is such good new, congrats bro on getting your stuff back! I'm going to look into it now…I wonder if they've got something similar for iPhone..? Either way, thanks for the tip on the software!
Mary @ Green Global TravelSeptember 8, 2013
I have heard of similar software, though none that was quite so effective – although no doubt your strategy and persistence had a lot to do with getting your laptop back.
Nick - Goats On The RoadSeptember 5, 2013
hahah, wow! one of the best travel stories/posts i've read to date. I love the title, love the story and especially love the ending. Good for you and thanks for the tips. I've got to download that program asap in case my mac ever gets stolen.
GabrielAugust 28, 2013
Great story, very happy to know that you have your gear back. Although 3 months later you got to go ninja style on some computer thieves =)
Matthew KarstenSeptember 15, 2013
Yes, the whole ordeal ended up becoming pretty satisfying Gabriel. Good or bad, it usually turns into a good story in the end!
Fuentes FidedignasAugust 26, 2013
By the way, Chonga is actually a tranny. She's a – somewhat – famous tranny, ultimately recognizable by the ugly ass tattoo of the wings on her butt cheeks.
Matthew KarstenAugust 29, 2013
No way!! That's hilarious. Thanks for adding that detail Fuentes. :D
Fuentes FidedignasSeptember 15, 2013
Here's Chonga's "business page" – http://dist.sistemairis.net/model/lorenafonttini – in case you're interested in finding out what "touched" your laptop. Hope you had it "sanitized for your protection" :-)
Matthew KarstenSeptember 15, 2013
ha!!!! You just made my week. Thank you karma gods! :D
I think I almost pissed myself there.
anonJune 14, 2014
Since you've caught them,recovered your notebook and had the forgiving thought of "not being the judge", why leave their pics still on the net? Suppose there's that small chance that they really did buy from a thief? They did hand it over even though its no defence that they bought it(stolen goods)
Matthew KarstenAugust 19, 2014
Because this is my website. If you buy stolen goods off some random guy in the street (I highly doubt that story is true anyway), you reap the consequences.
Ron | Active Planet TravelsSeptember 16, 2013
Hahahaha That's so great! Thanks for the share…I think this is the best story I've read in ages.
Andrew DavisonAugust 22, 2013
This is great stuff. Kind of makes we want to become a PI spy who does the hard work sitting down using Prey to discover the fate of peoples stolen laptops worldwide and dispatching a hand picked team of ninja recovery experts when the times calls for it :-D
Christoffer MoenAugust 3, 2013
I had such fun reading this post, literally kept me on the edge of my seat from the suspense and also almost fell off my seat from laughing. Like the others, I'm so happy this has a good ending. There are some bad people out there and there are some really good people out there, kudos to the people who have helped with the "investigation" and retrieval. And god bless Prey.
JoshJuly 24, 2013
Lucky, my macbook was stolen and I know who took it. I can't track it though I don't think. Any suggestions?
Matthew KarstenJuly 25, 2013
Did you have Find My Mac enabled? I believe it comes included with all Macs… just not as detailed info/options.
CodyJuly 14, 2013
Amazing story, I can just picture your eyes gleaming with the fire of revenge as you, almost obsessively, tracked the thieves' every move online, and pieced together your plan, hehe.
I'm curious…if they had reformatted your hard drive before they used the laptop, would Prey still have worked?
BarbaraJune 24, 2013
Awesome story! I'm so glad you got your computer back with a few laughs along the way!!
Sadye WriterJune 23, 2013
Brilliant post and absolutely hilarious! I've just posted this on my Facebook page along with a recommendation to install Prey to all my friends. I just had laptop and phone stolen in Barcelona and sadly I did not have Prey (or any other antitheft software) installed. Of course, I had Find my iPhone but that seems to be pretty much useless! Really happy for you and great travel stories too!!!!!!
Jonny BlairJune 2, 2013
Can't actually believe I have only just come across this story tonight Matthew – didn't even twig it before in your interview with me where you mentioned the stolen laptop. WHAT A STORY, just love it!!
KarenMay 28, 2013
Hola?? this site is so hilarious! want help in writing a book????? It is very early here……how close are you to Panama? the country???????
Mo DrajMay 7, 2013
This is just Classic! :D
I cannot believe you got it back! Wow, great stuff! :)
Nigel CliffordMay 3, 2013
HAHA! This is one of the funniest posts I've ever read on the internet…EVER!
Way to have fun with it Matt!
MariahApril 11, 2013
I died laughing so many times during this post! How awesome and cool that your tactics paid off! Well done :)
Natalia | Always TrekkingApril 9, 2013
Wow! This is truly extraordinary. What an amazing story, I'm glad it had a happy ending.
I will install that software on my new travel laptop.
Matthew KarstenApril 10, 2013
You'll be glad you did Natalia. I'm not the only success story, there are many.
Maria Alexandra @LatinAbroadApril 9, 2013
how long it took me to discover this gem of a story is beyond me. Regardless, that is AWESOME! OMG, I can't imagine the expression of those Latino faces! XD
By the way, does the Prey software work with PCs?
I just bought a new Lenovo laptop yesterday and would love to install Prey once I hit the road later this year. Please let me know! :)
Love THIS type of happy endings! ;D
-Maria Alexandra
Matthew KarstenApril 10, 2013
I believe it does Maria. Definitely worth having. Especially because it's free. Just remember to include a password free "guest account" on your computer too, so if it is stolen, they can get online with it.
Stacey CApril 7, 2013
Good 4 u >B-D
But I've also read on a forum if u havn't installed prey yet, u can still have your ISP company track down the IP, but seems like a court warrant's necessary. They also mentioned u could ask your local police to contact cyber crime specialists who most usually hunt after kiddie porn but they can do PC-stolen case, too. I'm not sure the details involved but I assume knowledgeable ppl will grasp what those ppl are suggesting here: http://tech.slashdot.org/story/08/07/04/1247249/best-way-to-get-back-a-stolen-computer
Terri SmartMarch 20, 2013
all I can say is your my hero. this was pee your pants funny. wish I had been in on it while it was happening.
FredericDESBONNETFebruary 11, 2013
La revanche du Grigo . Excellente histoire .
Great story , Greetings from Paris.
Matthew KarstenFebruary 1, 2013
Glad I could help Emma. Hopefully you'll never need to use it!
EmmaJanuary 29, 2013
Oh my GOD! I've heard of Prey but no advertising can trump this story. I'm downloading it as I write this. THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU! For including all of this information and telling your story! I'm sure you've saved countless laptops! A backpacker with a new (VERY new, otherwise I would include a link) travel blog, I am so anxious about my electronics at all times.
I couldn't be happier I've found this blog!
SidneyNovember 23, 2012
Hi Matthew:
I wish I had seen this sooner. I am a teacher and my laptop was stolen in the Latina University just a couple of days ago. I have back-ups of many things, but I have lost a lot of valuable info. I will use this software in the near future and thank you and congratulate you for your efforts. My husband also lost his mac when we first got here in 2008… so this is valuable info for anyone and everyone. Thanks again.
Matthew KarstenNovember 23, 2012
Sorry to hear that Sidney. I know how much it sucks…
Wends of Journeys and TravelsNovember 8, 2012
I wished I had this one installed on my laptop too when it got stolen right inside my own room while I was sleeping in my home country, in the Philippines. too bad, I read it just now, I could have been feasting on them too like you did.
This is a good lesson to be taught that we need to secure our laptops with this kind of software. It is smarter than the local police and one which do not also bribe us to get out property back.
Unfortunately for me, I lost my laptop, DSLR camera and 3 mobile phones in just one robbery and inside my own room while I slept.
Mike WongOctober 29, 2012
instead of picking your laptop to steal….she should've been taking her time picking all those boogers from her nose before anything.
Olle LarssonOctober 20, 2012
Hi again and thx for tip for LastPass.
I downloaded it but then I start think.
My account name on PreyProject is the same as my E-mailadress.
Now, if I use LastPass then it´s easy to log in to my account and change my status from "Missing" to "OK".
It´s easy for a thief to find out my e_mailaccount. It´sjust to check my outgoing mailboax and there it is.
Therefore I´ll opened a brand new Gmailaccount and connected that adress to all sites where my Email adress is my accountname. Hope this information will be helpful.
From a grumpy old man in Sweden!
Hana @ Shoestring BackpackingOctober 11, 2012
This is one of the most unique and hilarious (sorry — I mean that in a good way) posts I have ever had the pleasure of stumbling upon!
For safer online banking (as Olle mentioned above), check out Neo's SafeKeys (www.aplin.com.au) or caféKlysm (www.tokezone.net/cafeklysm) — both free software.
Cheers again for the laughs. So glad you had a happy ending! :-)
Olle LarssonOctober 6, 2012
This story is amazing but I´m scared to use my laptop fo banktransactions. If its so easy to watch what i`m doing.
Matthew KarstenOctober 6, 2012
I don't blame you Olle! I actually use something called LastPass that hides my passwords from prying eyes. Highly recommended. Here are some other money related tips: Travel Banking 101
Carlo CretaroSeptember 13, 2012
A classic! What a wonderful bit of technology right there. I always wondered did those programs really do a good job, well now I can see the huge benefits!
Anyone know if there is a windows equivalent of such a program?
Carlo CretaroSeptember 13, 2012
Should have known it was available for pc as well! Have it downloaded an also on my android. Testing it out now and its an amazing piece of software.
Matthew KarstenSeptember 14, 2012
Sure is Carlo. Hopefully you'll never need to use it though. :)
Jeremy PSeptember 3, 2012
Got my laptop jacked two months ago, and sadly it was 110% my fault. Left it in my *unlocked* car in a shitty neighborhood at night. Shockingly, it walked away during that time. To my credit, there may have been more than a little alcohol responsible for that massive lapse in judgement, but that doesn't get my computer back.
On my new computer, the first thing I did was install Prey and get a Kensington lock. I vow never to let it happen again.
Kudos for the international rescue of your MacBook!
Matthew KarstenSeptember 5, 2012
Yes, sometimes all it takes is a few simple mistakes. But at least you learned from it, as did I. :D
GreenAugust 31, 2012
Great story, glad you got your laptop back. One request, though: **please** consider deleting the ER photo, or warning people, or at least blacking out the worst part. I was eating breakfast as I was scrolling through your post. Gack!
ClaireAugust 26, 2012
Let me just say this is by far the most entertaining blog post I've ever read! Hahaha wow.. and thank goodness you got it back.
Matthew KarstenAugust 29, 2012
haha. Glad you enjoyed it as much as I did Claire! :D
Roland FAugust 7, 2012
You are the shit dude! I do not think I have laugh so hard in a good while. God bless you man. Please send your email if you can I like to add you to my friends list in facebook and also in CS.
Keep up the good work!
Matthew KarstenAugust 8, 2012
Glad you enjoyed it Roland! Kind of wish I could have messed with them a bit more… :D
Kristen - Hopscotch the GlobeJuly 31, 2012
This post makes me really happy. It's hilarious and it's amazing how you actually got your laptop back AND you had quite the show haha. I just installed the software on my laptop. It's such a great application that everyone should have installed.
Matthew KarstenJuly 31, 2012
It was certainly VERY entertaining for me as well Kristen! Hope you never have to use the software, but it's nice to know it works. :D
SteveJune 24, 2012
Great story – glad you got the laptop back!
Matthew KarstenJune 24, 2012
Thanks Steve, it was quite an experience, and I hope other people will learn from it too.
RyderApril 4, 2012
An amazing story. Enjoyed reading it! Had few laughts for today.
edgy_mphApril 2, 2012
WoW! I can imagine you while watching them what they're doing…very entertaining! But I am glad these people were reprimanded and you get your laptop back :)
Izy BerryMarch 21, 2012
This is absolutely hilarious! I'm going to download Prey now, so on the off chance my laptop is stolen… well, at least I can have some worthwhile entertainment!
Matthew KarstenJanuary 2, 2013
Yup. The $5 I paid to help get it back was WELL worth it. Way better than any movie. :D
ClaireFebruary 27, 2012
Man you're good!!! My laptop got stolen 3 months ago as well and it would be so sweet if I could have tracked it. Good for yOU!!!! The bad guys finally lose one.
TomFebruary 27, 2012
Hah, this is the best post I've read in a while for pure entertainment value! Awesome! Remind me if I ever get a Macbook Pro (bit out of my budget range atm) to install Prey on it haha!
Matthew KarstenJanuary 2, 2013
Hi Tom! They actually have it for PCs and smart phones too.
OsvaldoFebruary 24, 2012
It will be nice you show us how to configure Prey in a worst-case scenario :)
Matthew KarstenJanuary 2, 2013
Here you go Osvaldo: http://expertvagabond.com/prey-project/
BiancaFebruary 24, 2012
What a great story! I'm glad it has a happy ending :) Off to download Prey….
Matthew KarstenFebruary 24, 2012
You won't regret it! :)
JoaoFebruary 19, 2012
As a hotel owner in Brazil I've heard my fair share of horror stories regarding stolen laptops. I think I may pop a link to Prey on our welcome screen that shows on guests TVs when they arrive.]
It's pure genius and I'm almost tempted to start wandering around town in the evenings with my old Dell under my arm ;)
Thanks for this post seriously. It's been a hoot Matthew.
Matthew KarstenFebruary 24, 2012
That's a great idea Joao!
Ian [EagerExistence]February 17, 2012
Amazing that you were able to install this software, setup the guest account, all "in case" something happened.. then when it did, you were ready.
If only I had a similar paranoia before my laptop (passport, and phone too) was stolen in Florence.
I will have to setup something similar on my shiny new replacement laptop.
Amer @TendToTravelFebruary 15, 2012
I'm glad you've got everything sorted out! Thanks for sharing, now am thinking of installing the same software.
PatrickFebruary 9, 2012
Congrats, I LOL'd numerous times! Especially when "Chonga" was mining for gold! Good on you!
Matthew KarstenFebruary 10, 2012
This story pretty much wrote itself. :)
ScarlettFebruary 2, 2012
My computer was grabbed in Brussels in April 2011. I did not know about this program then but I really wish I had. I assumed my password protection would keep anyone from accessing my private stuff but now I'm concerned. I thought they would have to wipe it to gain access. I just put Prey on this computer but I had several chapters of a book I'm writing on my Mac and a lot of stories that were ready for publication. I feel like an idiot for not having those on a flash drive and now I feel like more of an idiot for not knowing about this program. Glad you had a happy ending.
ChrisFebruary 2, 2012
That is an incredible story; I will immediately install the program in my computer. This post is so cool!! Ciao
Nomadic SamuelJanuary 31, 2012
This is just brilliant…what more can I say? I've got quite a few nose picks myself in my travel galleries. Shall we combine on a joint photo essay sometime? What say you? :P
SailorJanuary 28, 2012
Great job man! I have been following this story in FB and glad to see that you got it back. Also I downloaded Prayproject and it is active now :D
Bill MillsJanuary 26, 2012
It was an entertaining and enlightening story. It was also the kind of story that allows a world of victims to feel, voyeuristically at least, some sense of sharing in your victory and feeling a bit less helpless and pessimistic about being so powerless against the greedy and criminal individuals in the world who are always on the hunt for easy prey. We spend much less time in our lives trying to protect ourselves from such people, than those people do devising ways to selfishly and lazily take what isn't theirs and searching for new victims.
Thank you for so articulately and throughly documenting this event in your life. It was edcuational, a 'cautionary tale' and generally just a good read. You have done more to convince laptop owners to follow your example and get the Prey software immediately… as extra insurance against permanant lose of their computer as a result of theft.
Respectfully Submitted,
Bill Mills
PhilipJanuary 26, 2012
I have been enjoying this unfolding story on FB all along. There has been compassion for your loss as well as moments of unbridled hilarity as I view the perps various antics, nasal and otherwise. Congratulations although I am saddened to see such an entertaining tale conclude. I hope this story has driven much additional traffic to your already successful blog and I would like to option the film rights. Let's do lunch.
Matthew KarstenJanuary 27, 2012
LOL. Thanks Philip.
I'm thinking of creating a new reality TV show. Just leave laptops lying around with Prey installed and record what happens. :)
PavelJanuary 26, 2012
Congrats bro…. what you did was awesome!!! I've been sharing this story with everyone in my circle of friends.
Ree @ Little Aussie TravellersJanuary 26, 2012
Oh boy how funny! So glad I checked in to see your update! So glad you returned it, and I'll be installing Prey on my own laptop for sure, even just for the fun of it in case it ever gets taken!
Carlo MedinaJanuary 26, 2012
Has Prey made you a spokesperson yet?haha. Damn, I got a friend who just got his laptop stolen in the safest place in San Pedro. Just curious. How much are you selling the laptop for?
GiuliaJanuary 26, 2012
I'm totally buying Prey too! I am too scared of losing/having my Macbook stolen… This story was a lot of fun to read but I can understand your excitement! OMG thieves should all get public exposure so that they would stop stealing to avoid the shame… They deserve it!!! Well done Matthew :)
JerriJanuary 26, 2012
Awesome, awesome story! So glad you got it back. I totally think Prey should sponsor your website now for all the publicity you have them. I, for one, downloaded it as well.
BonJanuary 26, 2012
Just amazing, I almost felt like cheering at the end – way to go Matt!!!
Matthew KarstenFebruary 24, 2012
I ran around cheering when it was over. :)
Lisa | LLWorldTourJanuary 25, 2012
Amazing story Matt. I saw this on Twitter, I think, and already have a tab open with Prey. I wondered if they could see your info and eventually your website…
In a way I'm surprised it all went down so easy in the end. I thought they would just get rid of it, but I guess you had enough of their info. Incredible!
NormJanuary 25, 2012
Awesome post, hilarious mug shots, good going. I will definitely run prey on my laptop. Thanks for the tip by the way.
Greg RodgersJanuary 25, 2012
Congrats! You exercised a lot more patience and discretion than I probably could.
I think PreyProject software owes you something for all this publicity!
Abby G$January 25, 2012
Awesome story and even more awesome outcome! How much are you selling the famous laptop for? I might know someone who may know someone else who would be seriously interested in a LEGAL TRANSACTION… :)
JeremyJanuary 25, 2012
Glad the ending worked out great. I will be installing Prey on my next computer before we travel again.
One question – Did you use your travel insurance to recover the cost of the laptop or fund it on your own? If it is with insurance I know many have the stipulation that if stolen equipment is ever recovered it is their property. Just thought I'd throw that out there for you.
Matthew KarstenJanuary 25, 2012
My travel insurance had recently expired before this happened. It wouldn't have covered much anyway, because the policy had low per-item limits. One of the reasons I was searching for a new provider actually.
I had help financing the new one from generous readers who purchased photography prints or made donations after the incident.
LaurenceJanuary 25, 2012
Wow, great to hear you got the laptop back. Good work!
Tracey - Life Changing YearJanuary 25, 2012
This story has had me entertained for days. So glad you are a twisted soul with enough of a sense of humour to share with us all!!! Possibly the most original travel post I've read in ages!!!
Roy MarvelousJanuary 25, 2012
Wow. Glad to hear you got it back. I'm downloading Prey now!
Jeremy (The Travel Apprentice)January 25, 2012
Wow, best $5 bucks you ever spend, what a deal! Make sure you sanitize that keyboard too, i can only imagine what you've seen the various hands doing to that lap-top. That mac might need some counseling lol… what a great story!
AyngelinaJanuary 25, 2012
What an insane story, I am so glad it turned out well for you.
Matthew KarstenFebruary 24, 2012
Thanks Ayngelina! :D
Leah TravelsJanuary 25, 2012
I've been waiting with bated breath regarding the computer. Excellent job!
Peggy McPartlandJanuary 25, 2012
Just can't make up something as entertaining as this! I'm so happy it all worked out and you got your computer back.
I downloaded Prey on my laptop and Android as soon as I found out how incredible it is. Thanks for the heads up!
AkilaJanuary 25, 2012
Yay! Congratulations on getting it back. That's awesome.
tunimaalJanuary 25, 2012
Awesome story… I'm gonna get this software…. It's amzing how it works pretty well, and your story is so much fun!!!
ShannonJanuary 25, 2012
Wow it seems Prey has a 100% recovery rate; why aren't other companies that offer this service jumping on this? :D
I think this has been one of your best stories ;) you might get a bonus charity sale for the laptop for the story it has made out to be.
You might consider putting a bird of prey wrap on the macbook as a token for the buyer or something.
Amanda @amandaelsewhereJanuary 25, 2012
I'm so glad this story has a happy ending! I'm definitely going to download Prey onto my Macbook. Thanks so much for sharing your story!
worldlynomadsJanuary 25, 2012
This is brilliant, I've been following this story since the beginning and I'm amazed how quickly they found out about your posts! Just goes to show eh? I'll be setting up a guest account on my laptop just in case then…
Off to download it now, thanks for the heads up!
CassJanuary 25, 2012
Matt, amazing to read about your detective work! So glad it all worked out! All the best. Cass
KobeJanuary 24, 2012
Hi Matthew,
I enjoyed reading your post (and actually might come back to your blog), especialy since I have a personal interest in it.
Unfortunately, about 5 days ago, my Asus laptop machine was stolen whileI was at a public library. I'd left it unattended for about 4-5 minutes, and when I got back it was gone. They had left me with the charger and the mouse :-(
I am very happy for you, and also filled with hope regarding my case.
Since I only had one password protected account, I was sure they would simply erase the whole thing (including the Prey sofware copy I had installed)and
reinstall the operating system. however, I read your situation was similar, and still they managed to work around it. I'm really crossing my fingers that my thieves are also password hackers…
I was wondering why do you think it took 3 months for them to start operating it?
Did you get any hints regarding that on the reports? I´m very curious.
Good luck to the both of us…
Matthew KarstenFebruary 24, 2012
My guess is that the thieves didn't know how to break into it, so it took awhile for them to figure it out.
In the future I'll be including a password-free guest account too, so if it's stolen, they can start using it right away (but my personal info will still be protected in my own account.)
Traveling TedJanuary 24, 2012
This is simply amazing. Great post and incredible use of technology and social media. You should become Prey's spokesperson.
flipnomadJanuary 24, 2012
hope you recover your mac… very entertaining story though hehehe
Someday I'll Be There - MinaJanuary 24, 2012
This post classic! I love it and looking forward for further updates :D and hope you get your laptop back soon :) goodluck
RachelleJanuary 24, 2012
WOW! I can imagine you're having loads of fun getting these bizarre nose-picking-internet-porn-searching updates and posting them live on the web for all to see. Looking forward to see how this goes!
Matthew KarstenFebruary 24, 2012
It's been one fun roller-coaster ride Rachelle!
Jennifer AvventuraJanuary 24, 2012
Ha. Brilliant post! And I can't believe there is software like what you have downloaded! Im eager to hear the end of this story.
NickJanuary 23, 2012
When my laptops camera is on it is always lit up. I'm wondering if yours does the same thing? If so I would think that they would catch on.
Matthew KarstenJanuary 23, 2012
The camera light quickly blinks once when a photo is taken. I tested it. Very easy to miss actually.
Kerri aboard SV MarquesaJanuary 23, 2012
Thank you for a truly unique travel blog entry, although I'm sorry it was at your own personal expense.
I will never buy a secondhand laptop again.
archerJanuary 23, 2012
i know you're finding this entertaining, as am i, but if it were me these low-lifes would already be in jail. i don't get why you don't contact the police.
Matthew KarstenFebruary 24, 2012
I will if I need to. There is no rush. The more info I learn about them, the better my chances for recovery will be.
Tracy BenhamJanuary 23, 2012
Thanks, so much, for sharing the updates. I have Prey installed, but never needed it (thankfully). Glad to know it works so well.
Joost SchuurJanuary 23, 2012
Question regarding the effectiveness of Prey Project: If I password the only account on my laptop wouldn't this force any thief to do a reinstall of the OS, and wipe Prey?
Or are they using a maintenance mode/boot disk to create an additional account, thus preserving the OS install?
Matthew KarstenJanuary 23, 2012
I don't know. In my case, I had a single password-protected account.
Somehow they bypassed it without wiping the hardrive. They are not logged into my account though, there is a new one. I have no idea how they did it. But Prey is still on there. :D
Joey LennonJanuary 23, 2012
This incident is epic. If I were on your shoes, I don't know what to do with these people but I will gather as many pieces of evidence as much as I can so I would have solid proof about the grave criminal act they did. I was really reading the post til the end because I'm so intrigued by the outcome. What did you do next?
Can't wait for the next post!
SabrinaJanuary 23, 2012
Never knew about this program, but will download it for sure. Hope you get your computer back!
X-manJanuary 23, 2012
you should call police so they can catch em. I saw this on FB and probably they will too. if u take more time, the will probably split and loose ur laptop.
better have police on their ass and u get ur pc back, unless u are enjoying the pics on their FB.. LOL..!!
LisaJanuary 23, 2012
It totally bites that your laptop was stolen. I hope through your Prey program you are able to recover it. In the meantime the post is hilarious! I agree with one of your other readers you should contact a reporter, this would make a GREAT story. They may be able to get your laptop back.
LeeJanuary 23, 2012
See if you can friend them on Facebook – call them by their real names… tell them you met them at some place you know they've been. It'll drive them crazy trying to remember who you are and how you know so much about them. Then see if you can get them to give you any more info on where they live, how they got the laptop, etc.
If you can mess with them via Facebook, maybe they won't suspect that the computer is the source of all the info you have.
Once they figure that out and ininstall Prey, you're window into their world will close, and that would be a shame!
AndrewJanuary 23, 2012
Sorry , I can't help but laugh at these clowns . I hope you get your laptop back and they get what they deserve . And thanx for the tip on the software .
NatalieJanuary 22, 2012
I like the idea from Jeremy – Send messages claiming you are God and she will go to hell for her deceit and lies :) Anyway, you can get their attention by sending a link to this post via Facebook. Keep me updated on the outcome
AbbyJanuary 22, 2012
This is beyond. My laptop was stolen in Costa Rica a few years ago, and having this program possibly could have changed my life! There, I guess it is not illegal to hold stolen goods, because my guy got off, despite wearing sneakers that I proved were mine. I got the sneakers back but could not get a search warrant for house, down the street from mine. And he was let of jail after one day, because he said the sneakers were a present from his sister. Even though they were Nikes, which aren't sold there, and she'd never left the country. Even though I proved they were mine enough (pics of me zip-lining!) to get them back. I can't wait to see what happens!!
CamJanuary 22, 2012
Hah! This is incredible. Ah the wonders of technology!
What a story… sorry you lost your laptop,, but hopefully things will work out. You should totally keep messing with them… hah! ;-)
Matthew KarstenJanuary 23, 2012
I really want to mess with them, and try to catch their reaction on camera. :D
QuickrouteJanuary 22, 2012
I love the mug / bugger shots – saw this a few days ago which might give you some ideas http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=f03_1327071465
Jeremy (TheTravelApprentice)January 22, 2012
Wow, amazing story! Hope you get your lap-top back and throw the book at them…
…on a side note, i could have done without the picture of that guys femur sticking out of his leg lol!
DelphineJanuary 22, 2012
Love this new "trip" Mat' !!!! ;-)
Please, keep the story going on as long as you can !!! Love Chonga's gold mining !!!! Take care
Gareth LeonardJanuary 22, 2012
Oh man, automated audio messages would be so much fun to mess with them! Only if you could see their reaction live. Good luck with everything, this is a great/sad/awesome/frustrating story.
AmandaJanuary 22, 2012
NICE! Amazing what technology can do, eh? I'll be interested to follow along and see how this pans out!
Lori BarberJanuary 22, 2012
Awesome post! Although I have enjoyed following Chonga and Handlebar's activities, I agree with Angie – it is time to go get 'em!
Angie Orth of Angie AwayJanuary 22, 2012
Go get 'em!
Matthew KarstenJanuary 23, 2012
Thanks Angie! Will do!
JillianJanuary 22, 2012
Well this is getting VERY interesting…. :)
dustyJanuary 22, 2012
Nice! Bet that was a nice surprise after all that time. Tucking my tablet in the pillow case at night in Costa Rica now. No prey sftwre for Android, but looking for something different.
Stephanie - The Travel ChicaJanuary 22, 2012
This is awesome! Almost worth having your laptop stolen. Please, please keep the stories coming.
Sergio FelixJanuary 22, 2012
I don't think I'd try to recover my laptop after watching all that it has been done on it with people like that but I sure well damn miss it!
I did a little bit of research on "parce" since I thought she wanted to say "parece" which in Spanish means "looks like" so the whole sentence from her would be something like "looks like gonorrhea".
However, "parce" -or "parcero(a)- is actually a common low-class Colombian term mostly used by hookers, narcs and drug addicts meaning close friend in intimacy.
The term got very common and now it denotes close friendship, partnership or even family related (I'm guessing the same thing that happens in the US with "bro").
I'm sure that you'd be able to do something about it, if you decided to go and track them down merely with the GEO location capabilities as in renting a near by place and just watching people on the street.
It wouldn't be that quick but you would certainly bump into these guys.
However, while this may seem like fun to us here, it is still a delicate issue and could get ugly in less than one second after explaining to any of them, that they have been using stolen property.
I would first file a detailed report about the software you have been using, pictures, names, zone in which they have been logging to the internet and go there for a few days if really interested in recovering it.
Or, don't do anything and just mess with them like it has been suggested.
I really wouldn't have an issue having to disinfect the computer completely before using it again but just by looking at them, the mere idea grosses me out! haha
Good luck with your hunt man!
adventureswithbenJanuary 22, 2012
Let them keep the laptop. I wouldn't want it back after it had snots all over the keys and who knows what else from looking at lingerie.
You should post a daily photo of the perps and perhaps someone will recognize them and mail the laptop back!
ToniJanuary 22, 2012
Oh my God, this is hilarious! It sucks that you had it stolen in the first place but, as they'll find out, payback's a bitch! Also, thanks for the sharing this story – I feel like we've all just become part of the Scooby Gang =D
RyanJanuary 22, 2012
Ha, wow, this post is hilarious! I can't believe you can see everything they are doing, that is wild! Must be addicting watching their every…interesting…move. Hope you get your laptop back mate!
Anthea WJanuary 22, 2012
Hello Matthew,
I wish l'd known about the tracking software in 2011, as my Macbook was stolen from my hotel room in Cusco, Peru and l have no doubt it was the hotel staff as on-one else knew l had a computer. The biggest problem for me was they also stole my external hard-drive back up, which meant that l lost 20,000 photos and 2 years of travel photos.
The hotel refused to call the police and nor would they give me a line out to phone them directly.
Eventually l made my way to the Police station at 12 midnight.
The Tourist Police took my robbery seriously as they could see the broken locks and the suitcase was slashed by the thieves.
Unfortunately for me, I was made out to be the liar and the Hotels defence to the DDP was that l never owned a computer as l'd never asked them for a wifi password. Wrong!
I spent an extra 2.5 weeks in Cusco preparing a formal application against my Hotel and Travel Agency ( they also didn't help) and paid the 36/s to submit the application to Indecopi. Indecopi is the Peruvian's answer to Consumer Affairs, whereby both the locals and tourists can submit applications against service providers and ask for restitution.
After 3 months of waiting on the Secretary's decision as to the outcome of my case, l was provided with what l can only call "a Joke" of an outcome. The Secretary came down on the side of the Hotel and Travel Agency and made a ruling that no robbery had occured since l had not asked for the wifi password ( to prove l had a laptop) !!!!!
But….. more importantly Apple Mac told me there was no way of tracking my laptop as it wasn't like the iphone…..
Thus 20,000 photos down the drain later, and one new MacBook Pro, l now back up my photos on iCloud.
I sincerely hope you retreive your MacBook but unless you physically go down to Columbia and know a Police Officer there, l doubt that you'll get it back.
But l do hope if you can't get it back in one piece then you can remotely disable it so its rendered useless to anyone!!
l wish l'd had that software though as l was still in the country and would have demanded the Police retrieve it and take the perpetrators to court.
Best wishes,
Matthew KarstenFebruary 24, 2012
That sucks Anthea, I feel your pain. I can't imagine losing all my photos. I backup all my finished images with Smug Mug just in case that kind of thing happens in the future.
GraceJanuary 22, 2012
Wow what a story! Chonga and Handlebar look like they were made for each other. I think it'll be amusing to see how they would react to random messages on text and audio suddenly popping up on the screen. Ha! I hope you get your payback.
SuziJanuary 22, 2012
This is priceless! What a fantastic piece of software, and although it's frustrating losing your laptop, the story is hilarious! I can see this going viral. Can't wait to see how it unfolds…. keeping my fingers crossed for you!
AndreaJanuary 22, 2012
Was having the worst day until I saw this – totally cheered me up. I see they attended the same Slayer concert we did (poster in the background of first pic)…keep the laughs coming =)
Matthew KarstenFebruary 24, 2012
Great to hear Andrea! Sure cheered me up pretty quick too.
Matt GibsonJanuary 22, 2012
So entertaining. Almost worth having your computer stolen in the first place!
I'm so going to download Prey.
The CurmudgeonJanuary 22, 2012
There once was a song called "May the bird of paradise fly up your nose." It looks like Chonga is trying to find it, but looking at the beach picture she may need to look elsewhere. It may be a Vulture, it's certainly not a Chickadee is it?
JoelJanuary 22, 2012
Matt – interesting software and a great story.
Out of curiosity, was your computer password protected? It seems like Prey's usefulness would be minimized if the computer was protected with a password? I know there are ways to hack through those, so I'm wondering if that was what happened.
Michael HodsonJanuary 22, 2012
I love this. That is all. :D
Matthew KarstenFebruary 24, 2012
Thought you might Michael!
Black Chick On TourJanuary 22, 2012
Getting robbed sucks, but this retaliation is awesome. I love it!! I would definitely torture them as much as possible (via the "fun" things you mentioned), and hopefully you'll be able to work out a way to get your computer back.
wendy wallachJanuary 22, 2012
you should contact Apple…There might be a free replacement computer for you..either through them or the prey program that you are now giving all this free advertising for!
Seriously..contact some reporters..great story!
CanCanJanuary 22, 2012
as someone who was robbed AND burglarized while abroad, this is the best thing I have ever seen. Ever.
But can you change those nasty gruesome photos?
Chonga is an awesome nickname.
Matthew KarstenFebruary 24, 2012
It is a pretty nasty photo, probably should have warned people. :D
nancy toddJanuary 22, 2012
Excellent advice on how to recover computers, not boogers. Thanks!
Christy @ Ordinary TravelerJanuary 22, 2012
This is hilarious! I love that you are finding a way to make light of the situation. This software sounds amazing. I may even use it to mess with friends. :)
JasonJanuary 22, 2012
The ultimate reality TV show! I would be so mad if someone stole my Macbook. I plan to download that software tonight and really hope you can recover your laptop.
Gerard ~ GQ trippinJanuary 22, 2012
Can't wait to see which option you pick! haha
Tawny- Captain and ClarkJanuary 22, 2012
Thank you so much for sharing! Chris downloaded Prey on our Macbook Pro and then had me get on it so he could test it out from a computer in another room. His customized message exclaimed, "This computer is stolen! You are being tracked. Good luck, dick". Amazing.
You should probably keep track of all of the photos of "Chonga" with her fingers up her nose. Those are priceless.
Matthew KarstenFebruary 24, 2012
I'd probably recommend that you don't use the alarms right away, so they don't freak out and ditch it before you get plenty of juicy info. :)
Lorenzo GonzalezJanuary 22, 2012
This is better than anything showing on TV… Lol
tunimaalJanuary 22, 2012
I didn't know that ou can track down a laptop by this way… Hope ou will get it back and have fun while track it down….
Nancy Sathre-Vogel from Family on BikesJanuary 22, 2012
This is HILARIOUS! I almost hope you don't get it back, but continue to post about what they're doing! I'm sure you'll end up with a gold mine here!
RolandoJanuary 22, 2012
I really sorry about your mac, Matthew. and it's good you're making all things calm enough to take the best decisions.
I also loved the idea of prepare some messages, maybe some "spooky" ones. Can you imagine if that woman believes in santery, witchcraft and all those stuff? but make sure just the woman to read them.
And when you get all the good details, try to get some help from tourism authorities. Maybe they can help you with that. In El Salvador, we get a special police department calles "POLITUR" (Policia de Turismo), decidated to make all visitors feel safer all the time. I don't know if they have this kind of help in Panama, but Tourism authorities would know better.
Runaway BritJanuary 22, 2012
This is absolutely hilarious! If you can live without getting your laptop back then I thnk you should just continue blogging about what they get up to, I'll definitely be a regular reader. If you really want it back then let me know, I'm in Panama City until next Tuesday, I could go round and have a word!!
Claudio @ LigeroDeEquipaje.comJanuary 21, 2012
Actually, if you are a good faith buyer you can buy a stolen item without consequences. (Bona fide purchaser defense). The thing is that you have to prove the "new ownership" by a receipt, an invoice or by giving the seller's name and contact information! If not, you are going to jail!
I'm Panamanian, a criminal lawyer, and a traveler. I'm right now in my hometown preparing for my next trip so, if you need any help down here just let me know.
"Que gonorreaaaaaaa parceeeee" + big butt tattoo… oh pal, she is not even Panamanian. And by the way they stole your laptop at Casco Viejo, I bet she IS involved. It's a common modus operandi.
Matthew KarstenJanuary 22, 2012
Colombian? :)
I've learned that "Handlebar" is from Chile.
Thanks for the info Claudio, I may take you up on that offer.
The World of DeejJanuary 21, 2012
I can not wait to see where this goes…
Matthew KarstenJanuary 22, 2012
Should be fun…
CavanJanuary 21, 2012
Set up a second Facebook account in one of their names, friend their friends, and start revealing hidden secrets regarding sexual orientation, new careers erc
Raymond @ Man On The LamJanuary 21, 2012
Those shots of Chonga are hilarious! I worked for a company in Guatemala that has offices in Panama — maybe I could convince someone to go on a reconnaissance mission for you if you get an exact address.
Oh, and I'm downloading prey right now!!
Jade - OurOyster.comJanuary 21, 2012
Can you not just send these details to the police and have them recover the laptop? It seems like you have more than enough evidence!
Matthew KarstenJanuary 21, 2012
From what I've read, the WiFi tracking can be a few blocks off sometimes. Many people use fake names on Facebook too. Chonga has logged into 2 different accounts, with different names and email addresses.
I want to be absolutely sure with an exact address if I can. No harm in waiting a few days to make sure it's done right.
Central American police don't always do things the same as police in the United States. I have first hand experience with that. I won't go into details, just in case I do end up asking them to help. Don't want them mad at me. ;)
Roy MarvelousJanuary 21, 2012
Hope you get it back! Surely, once you get her home address you will have enough proof for the police to intervene?
JeremyJanuary 21, 2012
If you do not care about getting your laptop back, I would seriously start messing with her. Could you trick it in such a way that she wont know you are the owner of the computer? Like could you have it pop up and act like it is a message from God? I'm assuming she speaks Spanish? Definitely mess with her.
Matthew KarstenJanuary 21, 2012
I'm loving that idea. :)
Yes, I actually tested how it works on my current Macbook Air.
The message won't say I'm the owner unless I make it…
MattJanuary 21, 2012
So glad that a little bit of joy can come from having lost your Mac. :)
DinaJanuary 21, 2012
When you finally talk to Chonga, ask her to share the gold nuggets she's been mining!
Matthew KarstenFebruary 24, 2012
Will do Dina! Looks like she's got plenty to go around. :D
RomanJanuary 21, 2012
Matt, it's incredibly useful post. 2 weeks ago i was robbed in chicken bus in Esteli, Nicaragua. Later this day, doing inventarisation of my gear, I discovered that also other gadgets are absent, it total for 900 usd.
I will share this post on fb for sure and offer my travelmates do the same. I thought that ready for being robbed, but when it happened – emotionally I wasn't ready at all!
And I was very blind in my anger and hated all ppl around.
But what do u think, just imagine, that u've lost ur laptop in Panama, and a week later dacided to buy another. and after a few months of using it someone tell u: u have to return it because it was stolen before u bought it. but u bought it for ur money.
I don't have the answer, in fact it's very complicated, what to do with the revenge. maybe this girl bought ur stolen laptop in second hand shop, how could she know is second hand laptop stolen or not?
Matthew KarstenJanuary 21, 2012
You are right Roman, that is possible. And I'm keeping it in mind when I decide what to do.
If I unknowingly bought stolen property, sure it would suck to give it back without compensation. It would suck to get arrested for it too. But that's the way it works.
Frankly I'd much rather have embarrassing photos go up online than get arrested. Which is why I'm leaning towards avoiding using the police if possible.
We'll see what they do when I confront them. Their actions will determine mine.
Trevor WolvertonJanuary 21, 2012
Matt this is freaking hysterical – I can't wait to see what you decide to do lol
Carrie (@PipeDreamJunkie)January 21, 2012
Just saw this, and I'm really glad that you have a lead on the case! Make sure that when the time comes that you get the Mac back, that you bring a huge case of Clorox wetwipes!! You never know, you could end up discovering gold on your keyboard… ;)
Sebastian @ Off-The-Path.comJanuary 21, 2012
Mate, that is amazing… going to download this software first thing tomorrow morning!!! Have you called the police to see what they can do now that you aren't in the country? What about some friends you have there?
I wish you would have a second external camera to see their face expression once the police sound and the computer voice turn up… haha It would freak me out…
Good luck with the recovery and I can't wait to read more… this is epic stuff :)
kadriJanuary 21, 2012
So funny! i'm squeezing my thumbs for you… and i need to start checking myself for subconscious nose-picking.
Matthew KarstenFebruary 24, 2012
You never know who might be watching Kadri! 8O
JulianJanuary 21, 2012
Hey, send me the fb account and we' ll see if we have friends in common
Matthew KarstenJanuary 22, 2012
Will do Julian. I may need your help with recovery.
ChristyJanuary 21, 2012
Holy Cow! Funny. Yet that girl kinda grosses me out now. And then the ER photo came. lol I hope you get it back as entertaining as this might be! Good luck and now I'm interested in the stories to come!!
Julia bJanuary 21, 2012
Haha :) steal your computer back! Follow them and when they are not home replace the computer with embarrassing photos of them and some wisdom words :)
Good stuff for the positivness.
Matthew KarstenFebruary 24, 2012
That would be too funny Julia!
MicaJanuary 21, 2012
If I was close by I would totally try to recover my laptop. For sure. Get some help, and bust them.
Why not? It's still your laptop!
Take it back! I will share this!
Carlo MedinaJanuary 21, 2012
OMG. This post is classic. If we see these folks in Colombia. We'll drop you a line or just run away from them. haha.


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On what bases do you think it is fake?Originally Posted by StevenNevets
Oh what the heck.....
I beleieve that if an offficial Magazine telle something it is true. Period :-)
I understand your reaction, indeed It might sound strange. But on the other hand it sounds normal. Excite truck is a huge success and hasn´t used all the Wii power yet, so it would be stupid not to make a sequel. Just the same as with Red Steel (also my thread) and WiiSports 2 (also my thread). Now it they will release it at the end of te year is always a question, althought I believe they will release it just before x-mas.
Wii (was the first and only client and the first who bought it on launchday,9/12/2006, waited 10 minutes) 2 Extra Wiiremotes Plus + 2 Nunchakus + CLassic Game Controller + 1GB SD + WiiFit + GH + Band Rock (drum + Guitar) + 2 micros + Dj Hero + 2 Toy Story Zap Guns + Lasergun + Wifi Keyboard + Family Trainer + WiiBike
Games: Too many to sum here