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WASHINGTON - Republican Texas Representative Louis Gohmert said Friday that Democratic presidential nominee Hillary Clinton has "special needs" and that she has "mental impairment."
Representative Gohmert made the comments while speaking to a crowd at the Value Voters Summit. The congressman also intimated that Clinton's health is failing, which is an Internet conspiracy theory.
"Since most people here are Christian, and I'm serious about this, a true believer knows what Jesus did, and still does, and you don't make fun of people who are impaired or have special needs. Whether you like her or not, Hillary Clinton has made clear, she is mentally impaired."
The crowd of "Value Voters" erupted in laughter at Gohmert's comment.
"This is not somebody you should be making fun of. I get the impression that in law school and along the way, she's been very smart," Gohmert said tongue in cheek. "But I don't know, maybe it was the concussion, the fall back when she did, or maybe, who knows, they won't tell us what's really going on with her."
Gohmert then discussed destroying cell phones and said maybe someone hit her with a hammer before finishing saying, "We need to be praying for Hillary Clinton. There's special needs, there's mental impairment. I mean, seriously, she can't remember."


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The latest annual report is now available from the Medical Appraisal Scotland website:
We hope you find the report of interest and relevance to you.
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As part of the Recognition of Trainer (RoT) workshop at this year's annual Appraisers conference (5th May 2016), we invited the workshop delegates to jot down any RoT queries they had on post-its which were then discussed after the workshop presentation. Please find below the link to the presentation and the post-it note replies:
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Vogue is going all-in on the iPad. eBay will soon let you shop via mobile image recognition. And British Vogue is launching an online fashion week. Read on for everything that happened over on fashion's techie side this week.
1. Vogue is coming to the iPad: Condé Nast will offer a full digital subscription to Vogue for the iPad by early 2012. In addition, the publisher will also begin offering iPad versions of Bon Appetit and Condé Nast Traveler. (Mashable)
A poster for 360Buy, an Amazon-like major player in Chinese e-commerce.
2. Meet Qiangdong Liu, China's e-commerce star: Liu's hook with 360Buy, his Amazon-like online retail business, is that all orders placed before 11 am are delivered by 6 pm the following day. 360Buy is on track to hit $1.5 billion in sales this year. (Fortune)
3. British Vogue will debut an Online Fashion Week: The event, featuring special deals and new one-off collections, will be held over at the online home of British Vogue from December 5 to 9. (High Low)
4. eBay will add image recognition to mobile apps: Wouldn't it be great if you could snap a picture of a great outfit on a stranger in the street, and use the photo to find comparable items to buy online? Well, eBay is rolling out mobile technology to let you do just that by the end of this year. (TechCrunch)
Jimmy Choo for H&M, just one of a spate of designer diffusion lines to be resold online at marked-up prices.
5. Fast fashion designer mash-ups have given rise to a new online resale culture: Whether the sellers are catering to shoppers who missed the original window of availability, or they're selling the goods overseas (where they were never available in the first place) a micro-economy has sprung up around the online resale of limited-availability designer diffusion lines. And the resulting prices are often higher than the original tags. Would you buy in? (High Low)


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Uptown Girls SYNOPSIS
Molly Gunn is the spoiled, freewheeling daughter of a late rock legend and the toast of the Manhattan social scene. However, after hitting a huge financial snag, when her inheritance is stolen by her manager, Molly is forced to do something that she's never done before--get a job. Molly becomes a nanny to a notoriously precocious and disobedient Ray Schleine, an "eight-year-old going on forty" who lives with her mother on the Upper East Side. Emotionally distant from her fast-paced A&R executive mother Roma, Ray has grown up with a revolving door of nannies and too little stability. Molly and Ray both feel painfully alone in the world, but as they try to make their new arrangement work, each discovers in the other a true friend.
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This rhinestone-crusted comic fantasy is true to its niche market, the burgeoning Junior Miss genre that might be called Princess because of its fawning adoration of overprivileged young bachelorettes and the luxuries their credit cards can fetch. Its bratty 22-year-old heroine (a charmless Brittany Murphy) is the orphaned daughter of rock royalty who lives in Manhattan in palatial squalor with her pet pig, Moo. In this standard variation of the princess myth, it takes a humbling fall from grace for Molly to gain a smidgen of soul and a glimpse of happily ever after. Forced to work as a nanny, she achieves a saccharine redemption with the help of her charge, a stern, orderly 8-year-old girl (Dakota Fanning), whom she in turn helps softed. While pretending to teach a lesson in compassion, the movie wallows in the perks of privilege. — Stephen Holden
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LONDON — When Patriots wide receiver Brandon Lloyd struggled to contribute last week against the New York Jets, he was grateful to have enough of his pass-catching teammates pick up the slack.
But yesterday, Lloyd rejoined the party of Pats who thrived in the team's dominant 45-7 victory against the Rams at Wembley Stadium. He caught two passes on four targets for 28 yards and a pair of scores to help his new employer beat one of his old teams.
"It was good," Lloyd said. "It's all part of the effort to win the game, and that's what is important."
It helped erase a performance in which he caught one pass for six yards on eight targets a week ago, and it was Lloyd's first two-score game since 2010, also against the Rams. Lloyd caught a pair of touchdowns for the fifth time in 113 career games.
The receiver's first score tied the game, 7-7, in the opening quarter. He was lined up wide right in a three-receiver grouping and breezed past rookie cornerback Janoris Jenkins on a corner route for a 19-yard catch.
Lloyd's next pushed the lead to 35-7 and served as the metaphorical nail in the Rams' coffin. He lined up wide left on Jenkins and gave the rookie a little shimmy. Jenkins got completely turned around at the line, and Lloyd ducked inside for an easy 9-yard score.
"I have a lot of confidence in Brandon," quarterback Tom Brady said. "He works his butt off, goes out there every day in practice and works hard. He made some really great plays tonight, great job on the two touchdowns."
It wasn't a monstrous game for Lloyd in terms of sheer catches, relative to his average of 7.3 grabs per game through the first three weeks, but his presence was important. Receiver Wes Welker had a tough battle against cornerback Cortland Finnegan in the slot, and tight end Aaron Hernandez was stateside with an ankle injury.
Tight end Rob Gronkowski still handled the inside of the field, but he might be able to tip his cap to Lloyd for dragging some attention to the exterior. Either way, it was all working in sync against the Rams.
"It's big when everyone is making plays," Gronkowski said. "Whenever your number is called, that's when you've got to be ready."
Turf woes
With a blowout victory firmly intact, the biggest priority in the fourth quarter was the players' health. Welker got a scare, but he might have escaped anything severe.
On a play that didn't even stand due to a formation penalty, Welker caught a 5-yard pass on third-and-3 during the Patriots' initial drive of the final quarter, and his ankle got caught in Wembley Stadium's grass.
Welker slowly got up, limped all the way back to the sideline and never returned. He received some attention from the medical staff, but he stood with his teammates to watch the remainder of the quarter.
Because the score was so lopsided, it's impossible to know if Welker could have returned if they needed him, but that drive also marked the end of the night for Brady and several other key starters.
The receiver was asked if the ankle was OK.
"Yeah, I think so," Welker said. "We'll see. We'll evaluate it in the morning. It's hard to tell right after it happens. We'll evaluate it as the week goes on."
Welker, who caught six passes for 48 yards, has been dealing with an ankle injury for three weeks. He also tore his ACL while planting in a suspect grass surface in Houston in the 2009 season finale, so it probably wasn't the most welcomed feeling, despite a far less significant injury in London.
The Patriots have been a beat-up team recently, and they played without Hernandez, left guard Logan Mankins, safety Patrick Chung and safety Steve Gregory against the Rams. This might be as good of a time as any for them to hit the bye week.
"Those guys that are out, we miss them, but somebody has to step up and make plays, and that's what we did today," running back Stevan Ridley said. "We had people that stepped up, played big roles, and they did what they needed to do for us to go out there and get this victory."
Travel issues
The Patriots were scheduled to fly out of London today at noon, but they moved their departure to 5 a.m. in the hopes of beating Hurricane Sandy to Boston.
Since some of today's London-to-Boston flights were canceled by halftime, it could be a fluid situation.
"That is up to our travel people," coach Bill Belichick said. "The people in our organization work out that. We'll see exactly what we have there."


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MasterCard, a leading technology company in the global payments industry, has completed the migration of 2 million Vodafone Cash mobile wallets to its open mobile payments ecosystem, as part of its collaboration with Vodafone Egypt, the largest mobile network operator in the country.
Today at Mobile World Congress, HomeSend, the international payment and money transfer hub, announced the expansion of its global framework agreement with Vodafone Group for M-Pesa, including the launch of remittance services into five new markets during 2016.
Ingenico Group (Euronext: FR0000125346-ING), the global leader in seamless payment, today announced that Vodafone Hungary has selected its comprehensive fully managed mobile payment solution to provide micro and small merchants with its brand new ReadyPay all-inclusive offer.
Azimo, the digital money transfer service, has joined forces with Vodafone Romania to integrate the mobile payment service, M-Pesa, into the Azimo iOS and Android apps.
Vodafone is to launch its M-Pesa mobile money service in Ghana, where 64% of the population do not have bank accounts.
Vodafone Wallet users will be able to pay for goods and services contactlessly using their MasterCard cards, with the service scheduled to launch to consumers in European markets within weeks.
In a move designed to boost financial inclusion, the Reserve Bank of India has given "in-principle" approval to 11 applicants - including telcos, tech firms and the country's postal service - seeking to set up so-called payments banks.
Vodafone has teamed up with payments firm Powa Technologies to enable UK pay as you go customers to top up their credit via QR codes.
Vodafone India has struck a deal with Walmart to enable small firms that use the US retail giant's wholesale stores to make payments through M-Pesa.
Vodafone's Turkish arm is using technology from EyeVerify to enable customers to open its mobile wallet simply by looking at their handsets.
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President: Joy Rothwell - 0417 378 801
Secretary: Kay Macaulay - 0419 154 300
We are always looking to increase our membership, a membership of community minded people who are passionate about contributing to make our world a better place in which to be; whether it is locally, nationally or internationally.
We are a vibrant Club with members from all walks of life and we would love to have you visit us at one of our weekly meetings held in Lederman Hall, Ballarat Health Services – Queen Elizabeth Centre, 102 Ascot Street South, Ballarat, 7.00am for 7.15am start. We have an outstanding program planned for our 2016/2017 Rotary year. More information may be found under the tab 'meetings', or refer to the bottom right hand corner of our home page for our weekly program.
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Contact me or our Secretary Kay Macaulay for further information. We are proud of our projects and are working with our current Rotary International President John Germ to ensure his theme for the 2016/ 2017 Rotary year – Rotary Serving Humanity is achieved.
Enjoy our website. President Joy Rothwell
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Tangy Cranberry Sauce Recipe
"I use this fruity sauce with baked or grilled meats," notes field editor Marlene Muckenhirn of Delano, Minnesota.
- 1 can (14-1/2 ounces) Italian stewed tomatoes
- 1/2 cup chopped onion
- 2 tablespoons brown sugar
- 1 tablespoon cider vinegar
- 1 tablespoon molasses
- 2 garlic cloves, minced
- 1/2 teaspoon ground cumin
- 1/2 teaspoon paprika
- 1/4 teaspoon ground allspice
- 1 can (14 ounces) whole-berry cranberry sauce
- 1. Place the first nine ingredients in a blender; cover and process until almost smooth. Transfer to a saucepan; add cranberry sauce. Bring to a boil; reduce heat. Simmer, uncovered, for 30 minutes or until thickened, stirring occasionally. Serve warm or cold as an accompaniment to poultry or pork. Refrigerate leftovers. Yield: 3 cups.
Nutritional Facts
1/4 cup: 80 calories, 0g fat (0g saturated fat), 0mg cholesterol, 124mg sodium, 21g carbohydrate (15g sugars, 1g fiber), 0g protein .
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If a marmite shortage is Marmageddon, then surely Gareth Morgan's feline frustrations must be verging on Moggiegeddon?
You'd think we'd have more things to worry about. Just stick a bell on Fluffy and get back to the real concerns of the day. Such as whether Facebook should step in to stop unauthorised use of Rachel Smalley's hijacked photo in a weight loss ad. Or whether White Island is going to spew forth and rain down ash and lumps of smoking tourists upon us.
Apparently not, say officials. There is little concern for the mainland. Now when officials tell us not to worry, that is usually cause for worry.
So it was with some relief that we stopped worrying about volcanic magmageddon this week, when the RR hotline flashed and beeped. We had a caller.
Don't ya just love it when a telephone canvasser rings, interrupting your busy schedule of worry, to sell you something you don't need and didn't know existed? "No" I hear 130,000 of you Sun readers simultaneously responding.
It's one of our favourite pastimes, baiting telephone canvassers.
In my view, they have no right to intrude on the privacy of my home, sucking up valuable minutes of my private time, to try to foist something upon me that I don't need.
If I want a product, I look in the paper to see who is advertising. I call them.
So I have taken it upon myself to launch a personal crusade to waste more of the telephone canvassers time than they waste of mine.
I figure that while they are entertaining me, my time is not wasted and I am getting a free show. We once convinced a caller that my wife was having a baby and she needed to talk us through it.
This week's victim was a classic. Natalie, with an incredibly nasal Kiwi accent, was determined to sell me something to do with solar power. I think.
She asked for the householder. I said he was busy, holding the house. She was perplexed.
What do you mean, holding the house?
Well he's the householder, isn't he? He wouldn't be much of a householder if he wasn't.
I arranged that I would therefore go and hold the house, so the householder could take a break and talk on the phone.
There was a great amount of manoeuvring to get the householder to let go, momentarily, while the deputy householder took over, so the primary householder could get to the phone to talk to Natalie.
Putting on my best householder voice, I had a great conversation with her.
It seems that she wanted to sell me some sort of product to go on the roof. I explained we didn't have a roof. She asked how we kept the rain out.
So I gave her the short version (about 15 minutes) explanation of our new experimental electro-magnetic moisture repelling system, which uses a forcefield of very, very excited electrons to deflect incoming raindrops away from the house, while maintaining great air circulation and adding immensely to the indoor/outdoor flow.
It doesn't work for pigeons. It might work for seagulls, though. We aren't sure.
Natalie confessed she was having trouble imagining how our roof worked and it would be difficult putting their solar thing up there, held up only by a forcefield of electrons.
I agreed, and reminded her, they are very, very excited electrons. However, I didn't think the solar concept would work anyway, it was a fanciful idea and she'd been watching too many science fiction movies.
She assured me it did work. The solar thing would heat our water and save us power.
I said, "Get out of here… you can't just have water heated by the sun. That will never work. Next you'll be trying to tell me there are telephones without cords, people flying in space and machines for washing the dishes."
Natalie said there were already machines for that and people have been flying through space since the sixties.
I reminded her that it is the tenth anniversary of the space shuttle Columbia exploding while re-entering the Earth's atmosphere, killing all seven astronauts. So that space flying doesn't work so well.
She then started casting aspersions on our forcefield roof, doubting its weather shielding properties. I said it was usually fine, as long my wife didn't take the batteries out, to run her personal levitation device.
She said maybe she should talk to my wife, who might make more sense.
I said she couldn't, my wife was levitating eight feet off the ground and couldn't come down unless someone took the batteries out of the levitation machine.
Natalie said she'd had enough of talking to me. She didn't believe I was married. No one would be stupid enough to marry someone that made as little sense as me. I reminded her I was The Householder, but that didn't seem to carry much credibility now.
I said I had to go anyway, the deputy householder was getting cramp and I had to take over again.
Besides, I had to do something about my wife, who was bobbing dangerously close to the ceiling fan.
Natalie hung up.
Parting shot: I messaged a mate, who suffers ukephobia, to warn him of the impending Ukelele festival that the good people of Katikati are running.
He replied: "My partner bought another ukulele yesterday. We now have more ukuleles than cats. If it was only possible to refocus Gareth Morgan on society's true dangers."
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Just ask them in a very sexy voice, "What are you wearing at the moment, and are you prepared to take it off?"
Posted on 01-02-2013 14:09 | By Phailed
Totally agree with your comments about telephone salespeople. Some good ideas can be found on youtube about how to bait them and waste their time. The crazy thing though is that some people must be stupid enough to buy from them which only encourages the practice. Say no to telephone sales fullstop.
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If you follow the lightly marked path to where Wittgenstein's retreat used to perch, you hike through damp fields and scramble over rocks to arrive at nothing more than rubble-strewn foundations. Yet it's a heart-stopping moment if you've done your reading and come to appreciate the man. Forested, this local "Austria" looks down on water the colour of a milky opal. Across the lake a sublimely terrifying waterfall hurls itself in perpetuity off the sheer cliff. To add to the drama, Wittgenstein would visit in winter to avoid the tourists, and perhaps to benefit from being able to walk across the ice without need of a boat.
It was as a volunteer officer in the Great War that Wittgenstein happened upon a copy of Tolstoy's Confession. As Kjell Johannessen of Bergen's Wittgenstein Archives sees it, the philosopher's whole Norwegian adventure can be interpreted in Tolstoyan terms as a flight first from Vienna, and later from Cambridge, a university he unflatteringly described as a mutual admiration society. The people of Skjolden were Wittgenstein's Russian peasants, who left him to live in his own silence. Even so, for reasons only he could explain, he spent no more than three years of his life in Norway.
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Phillips had two hits and Connolly delivered a big two-run double. Joey Aliciene and Brandon Fleschut both singled for Aliciene CPA's Orioles.
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The Pirates offense was led by Tyler Osipower with three hits and a home run by Dylan Wesley. Will Youngman scored three runs for the Pirates reaching base all three times and Joe Walser chipped in with a triple.
For the Yankees, Nick Gashi, Dylan Schuster and Cooper Lewis all had doubles while Drew Dickson scored a run, reaching base in both of his at bats. On the mound, Gashi handled the pitching for the Yankees, striking out four Pirates while Cooper Lewis mopped up striking out two batters in an inning worth of work.
Orioles pitchers Michael Starbuck, Todd Phillips and Jake Connolly combined on a one-hit shutout and struck out 11 as the O's blanked the Dodgers, 5-0. Phillips had two hits and Connolly delivered a big two-run double in the win. Joey Aliciene and Brandon Fleschut both singled for Aliciene CPA's Orioles.
Luke Spencer had the only hit for Cook's Pharmacy Dodgers. Pitcher Max Paczewski allowed only one run and Ty Federici recorded four strikeouts in the loss.
Nathan Salus and Will Youngman pitched the Pirates to a hard-fought victory over the Giants, 10-6. The duo combined to strike out seven Giants in the win. On offense, Dylan Wesley smashed two home runs. Joe Walser had three hits and two hits apiece by Youngman, Sam Zondlo and Jared Adamski.
The Giant pitchers were E.J. Williams, Jack Farrell and Bobby Lugiano who combined to strike out six Pirates. The Giant offense was led by Zach Holthaus who had two hits including a double, Jack Farrell with two singles and Kyle Sincavage chipped in with a double.
Orioles pitchers Michael Starbuck, Todd Phillips and Jake Connolly combined for twelve strikeouts and allowed only three hits as the Orioles got by the A's, 6-2.
A.J. Bednar doubled and ripped a two-run homer to give the Orioles a 4-2 lead. Starbuck also doubled and blasted a long two-run homer and Connolly had two hits, including an RBI single for the Aliciene CPA Orioles.
A's pitcher Dean Shaver had nine strikeouts. Jack Lukasavage ripped a run-scoring double, and Frankie Nockley delivered an RBI single. Chris Langan also singled for the Northeast Cartage Athletics.
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The Pirates Will Youngman roped a double and Sam Zondlo singled in the loss. Joe Walser scored the only Pirate run and Justin James struck out four Orioles.
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he Dodgers also had hits from Max Paczewski and Michael Ropietski. The Yankees were led by Dylan Schuster who had a three-run home run and Jacob Brennan who had a hit in the loss.
The Dodgers pitching combo of Luke Spencer and Ty Federici helped the Dodgers defeat the Phillies 9-2.
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The Phillies were led by Aidan Conrad who had two hits, including a double. Alex Magdalinski had two hits while Xander Shaner and Zach McEntee also had hits for the Phillies.
Ty Federici struck out 10 batters and scattered two hits as the Dodgers slipped by the Phillies, 8-5.
Federici also added two hits in the win. Lily Lombado and Jack Zeyher each had a double for the Dodgers while Freddie Lombardo and Michael Ropietski each had hits.
The Giants were led by Daniel Meuser who ripped a double and three-run home run. Kyle Sincavage also had a hit for the Giants.
Michael Starbuck struck out twelve batters as the Orioles blanked the Yankees, 11-0.
Joe Aliciene smashed a homerun and singled, Jake Connolly had two hits, including a triple, and Brandon Fleschut and Todd Phillips had two hits each in the win. Dylan Schuster had the only base hit.
Todd Phillips and Jake Connolly combined for 13 strikeouts as the Orioles doubled up the Phillies, 10-5.
Phillips had four hits, including three doubles, Logan Paczewski ripped three singles and Sam Leandri had four RBI's with a double and single. Joe Aliciene and Jake Connolly had two hits each in the win.
Phillies pitchers Alex Magdalinski and Xander Shaner combined for 12 strikeouts. Magdalinski had two hits, including a double. Mike Sholtis and Aidan Conrad both doubled in the loss.


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Victor Johnson (cyclist)
|Personal information
|Full name
|Victor Louis Johnson
10 May 1883
Aston Manor, Warwickshire[1][2]
|23 June 1951
(aged 68)
Sutton Coldfield[2]
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|Major wins
|1908 - 60 victories including :
1908 - British National quarter-mile champion.
1908 - World amateur sprint champion
1908 - Olympic 660 yards champion
1909 - world record quarter-mile, (28 secs)
1909 - world record three-quarter mile
1909 - world record one mile.
1910 - British National one-mile champion.
1911 - British National quarter-mile champion.
1911 - British National one-mile champion.
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1912 - British National quarter-mile champion.
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Victor Louis Johnson, Vic Johnson, (10 May 1883 – 23 June 1951)[1][2] was a British track cycling racer who, in 1908, won a gold medal at the 1908 Summer Olympics;[3] became 'World Amateur Sprint Champion' and the 'British National Quarter-mile Champion'.[4]
In September 1909 he set three world records at Herne Hill Velodrome, London, for quarter-mile, three-quarter mile and one mile. His quarter-mile time (28 seconds) stood as the world record for 21 years and as the British amateur record for 'at least 39 years'.[4]
His lifetime achievements were celebrated in 1948 when Cycling Weekly awarded him his own page in the Golden Book of Cycling, which is now held in 'The Pedal Club' archive.[4]
Personal life[edit]
Johnson was born at Aston Manor, Warwickshire[1][2]
During the 1901 census Johnson lived at 22 Station Road, Erdington, Warwickshire where his occupation was listed as carpenter, his father, John T Johnson, was a bicycle maker.[1]
Vic Johnson started cycle racing in 1902 when he joined the 'Rover Racing C.C.'.
1908 was his break-through year when he won 60 races including the National Cyclists' Union (N.C.U.) British National quarter-mile title; the World's Amateur Sprint championship in Leipzig Germany; and the Olympic Games 660 yards sprint in London, completing a single lap of the track in 51.2 seconds. He also reached final of the Olympic Games 1,000 metre sprint but suffered a puncture and was narrowly beaten into the silver medal position, but the race was declared void when the time limit was exceeded. Johnson rode a 'Rover Path Racer' and the 'very cycle that took him to victory' is on display in the Heritage Cycling Museum at the Heritage Motor Centre in Gaydon, Warwickshire.[4][5][6]
In September 1909 he set three world records at Herne Hill Velodrome, London, - the unpaced standing-start quarter-mile, three-quarter mile and one mile. The '28 seconds' quarter mile time stood as the world record for 21 years and as the British amateur record for 'at least 39 years'. It only lost its world status when the Union Cycliste Internationale (U.C.I.) changed the rules in 1948 and it was superseded by a slower time.[4]
Johnson won the National Cyclists' Union (N.C.U.) quarter-mile championships in 1908, 1911 and 1912. He also won the one-mile championship in 1910 and 1911; and the five-mile championship in 1911.[4]
The Golden Book[edit]
Vic Johnson's achievements were celebrated in 1948 when Cycling Weekly awarded him his own page in the Golden Book of Cycling.[4]
- ^ a b c d 1901 census - 22 Station Road, Erdington, Warwickshire, RG 13/2876, page 3 of 41
- ^ a b c d England & Wales Birth Index, Apr/Jun quarter 1883, Victor Louis Johnson, Aston registration district, volume 6d, page 435
- ^ "Victor Johnson Olympic Results". sports-reference.com. Retrieved 2013-05-02.
- ^ a b c d e f g The Golden Book of Cycling - Vic Johnson, 1948. Archive maintained by 'The Pedal Club'.
- ^ Cycling - Men's Sprint and www.times-olympics.co.uk
- ^ Heritage collection, Profile and image of Victor Johnson


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We all have someone in our lives whom we would like to change. I can probably say that there are times when my fellow congregational members and my wife would like to change me (and for good reason). But how is it done? How does one get a person to control their temper? To stop drinking? To do their homework? To do what God wants us to do? How do we encourage our fellow church members to be more fully dedicated to Christ? To attend church regularly? What do we use to motivate Christian behavior?
Laying down the law is the usual method people use to produce changed behavior. For example, to increase church offerings, a congregation may try shaming its members into giving more. In such a case the law reads something like this: "A good Christian would give "x" amount of income to the church." In a troubled marriage, a spouse may lay down the law like this, "I'm taking the children and leaving unless you clean up your act." Parents do the same thing with children. "If you don't do your homework, you are grounded!"
Sometimes the law throws us a curve. It challenges our sinful nature and it rebels. It often incites our sinful nature to do just the opposite of what it commands. God's Word tells us this. "When the commandment came, sin sprang to life…" (Romans 7:9) Tell a two year old not to touch something and see what happens.
The law may bring about a change in behavior but the real answer is to change the heart. An illustration of this is the parent who says to the two year old, "Don't touch that glass vase!" Two seconds later the child's hand is reaching out to touch the vase or to see how close they can come without touching it. Laying down the law often moves us to disobedience. Even if the law's threats stop us from committing the sin, it can never motivate anyone to want to do the right thing for the right reason.
So why don't we use the Gospel to motive and encourage each other? Perhaps it is because we want to see instantaneous results. From our impatient human point of view, the Gospel doesn't seem to work fast enough. The law may get results but only the gospel can bring forth results that please God.
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It has been 2 1/2 months since the election. During that time I've tried, like many people, to make sense of what occurred. I've asked myself the question countless times…not really expecting an answer… "How could the American people have re-elected this president?" I've read all the analyses, have heard all the arguments, and time and again have said out loud, "I'm not ready to draw conclusions yet."
Well, now I am, and not everyone will agree with me, but at least I know now what I will do going forth.
But first, some background so you'll know where I'm coming from.
I believe the loss in November had its root cause in the 60's. The Greatest Generation brought us a peace and prosperity that made us, in short, fat and happy. When people take their minds off the essential things in life, indolence, boredom and thrill-seeking set in. The security provided by our parents allowed us to "explore new things"...the result: Ravi Shankar, Pot, LSD, "Free Love", etc. and, as with all great civilizations, moral decay.
Radical liberal thought (to distinguish it from classical liberal thought) crept into our discourse, into our banter, into our music, into our culture and, regrettably, into our curricula.
It is said that "Those who can... do. Those who cannot... teach." And so it was that the productive, the hardworking, those for whom the American dream was imprinted in their DNA, went about working, producing, creating, building wealth - trying to create, as our parents had taught us, a better future for ourselves and our families. Meanwhile, those "who could not" protested, sought to tear down the "establishment", began to teach, began to populate the print and airwaves media and generally exhibited what I refer to as the "Mall Rat Syndrome." The Mall Rat Syndrome is best described by the image of a group of teenagers standing outside a mall, some with skateboards, some smoking, trying desperately to draw attention to themselves, one trying to exhibit either a clothing style or behavior more outrageous than the next, each trying desperately to obtain ego food because their lack of achievement means they can get it nowhere else but from among similar low-ego underachievers. In short, Losers. And, of course, when the Achiever walks by, as misery loves company, they scoff and scold and try to project how "uncool" the Achiever is, while they fill each other with the lie that THEY are the "in crowd."
The Mall Rats have grown up. Still Losers, they stand on the sidelines and teach rebellion in our children's classes, still try to outdo one another in outrageous lies and behavior (e.g. Chris Matthews) wrapping themselves in "pop culture cool", and their voices are now so shrill and so loud that they have drowned out the Achievers, who never blew their own horns anyway!
The 60's Creatives went to Hollywood where they continue to eschew reality and instead produce "false reality", heart string tugs that appeal to the base, impractical emotions of the unproductive Losers/Takers and give them the sense that they will prevail and prosper because, eventually, as victims of the oppressors (the Productive) they will "get their fair share". As perception is reality... at least half of our population now lives in this fantasy world.
The Mall Rats are joined by the "Limousine Liberals" to whom the Rules Don't Apply. You've seen them... they have ribbons of various colors on their lapels, bumper stickers that "pray for peace" and attend the annual charity galas. They are all form over substance. They sacrifice little or nothing in comparison to their wealth or influence. But they assuage guilt or feed their egos by boasting in word and deed to the world how benevolent they are. They are the obnoxious travelers who talk down to the airline attendants or demand to go to the front of the line because they're Special. They are the parents who stand up in PTA meetings and demand that more money be spent on education (while paying tutors to teach their own children) but fail to insist that their own kids turn off the tv, put down their texting devices, or their video games. They speed, they lie, they hire accountants to "avoid" taxes, they vote for liberal causes because, like lemmings, they want desperately to receive the same kind of adulation the Hollywood crowd requires. They have more money than brains. The rules simply don't apply to them.. the rules are for "the other people," because they're SPECIAL.
Meanwhile, the conniving cognoscenti, political class that came from the loser segment of the 60's have sought ego food in "working for the people". Witness professional politicians like Joe Biden and Chuck Schumer. The ego food these men and all those like them have received from the Losers whom they've told "vote for me...I'll take care of you." deludes them into thinking they're doing good for society and the country when, in fact, they're not teaching men to fish... they're giving them fish! They wrap themselves in titles like, "public servant" which sounds so noble. And, as time goes on, the drug of power and adulation addicts men like this such that they have no other productive use than to take from the Achievers and doll out their theft to the Losers, thus perpetuating their power, feeding their egos, and reinforcing dependency.
So what happened on November 6th last year was that the tipping point was reached where the sum total of the unproductive Losers and Union-Thug-Arm-Twisted Left, plus the Weakened-by-Left-Propaganda-Center, plus the Productive who were too busy being productive to get to the polls and were lulled into thinking that Obama would lose in a landslide, plus the purist, ideological Right who wouldn't vote for a Mormon, plus the Weak-by-Virtue-of-Their-Lives-Being-Led from within their crackberries and iPhones, plus the "cool", "New Rebellion" libertarians, ultimately resulted in the disaster of 2008 being perpetuated in 2012.
Back in the 60's there was a guy by the name of Ted Patrick who was hired by rich families to kidnap kids from flower communes and radical cults and psychologically "deprogram" them. The whole country needs a Ted Patrick... because too many of our people have become so brainwashed, or gullible, that their reality simply ISN'T...it's something only Hollywood could devise. We read and talk about a conservative, or traditional, or capitalist counter-insurgency. We listen to the Ann Coulters, the Michael Savages, the Jonah Goldbergs, the Krauthammers and Kudlows, the Rubios and Pawlentys and Gingriches all of whom make often thoughtful, sometimes alarmist, sometimes funny arguments that cause us to nod....but, and here's where I finally come to answer the question, "What do we do about this?" ...all the logical argumentation is lost now on a majority of the American people. We all thought the people wouldn't be so stupid as to re-elect this guy. Well, they have despite the obvious to anyone not so dumbed down or brainwashed.
We must deprogram the sheeple. And we can't appeal to reason to do it. The majority of Americans now think with their emotions, not their heads, (or some other part of their anatomy other than their heads), and thus the deprogramming must be subtle.
We need a new set of heroes. They can't be Jack Bauers who eventually go south and question the virtue of defending what's right, or wallow in the netherworld of grey between right and wrong. They can't be visible fighters like Allen West, or Ayn Rand objectivists. No, they have to be liberal-leftist fictional characters (initially) who encounter what I regrettably have come to term "REAL - Reality". They are pop-culture cool, worshipped lefties who, among the Mall Rats start jeering the Right, at first join in, then eventually remain quiet, then stop going to the mall so often, then exhibit the strength of character and courage to "just say no" to non-productivity and dependency...who slowly, and subtly, come to realize that maybe their parents weren't so dumb after all... that maybe the liberal revolution isn't helping them after all. And they finds ways of reaching outside to help others... not in an overtly Judeo-Christian way... as that would, today, be too "in your face" (regrettably), but encounter situations where they do things that are beyond the 6" bubble that surrounds the narcissist, self-absorbed Left today, which also tug at the heart strings, and which slowly, subtly, begin to awaken the sheeple to what they've done to themselves.
For what has happened to us is a kind of "frog-in-boiling water" - "death by a thousand cuts", "ratchet-effect." A frog tossed into boiling water will immediately jump out. A frog left in warm water with the heat on underneath will eventually boil to death as it doesn't perceive the subtle changes in the temperature. Similarly, the Left has cut our country with small razor cuts that we can't don't feel very much, but we are bleeding and are now extremely low on life-blood. And, there is a ratchet on a rope and noose around our throats (or we are slowly being pulled apart - think of the final scene in Braveheart) that is slowly being tightened click by click.
And as this leftward lurch has gained steam and power, the radical losers are seeking to turn the flame underneath the frog up full, or shove the dagger directly into the heart of America, or more rapidly increase the speed and frequency of the ratchet clicks.
There is generally one way to put slack in the rope...STRIP THE RATCHET gears. That can happen, of course, with another 9-11 or some global event that brings our people back to REAL Reality, but we can't count on it, and we certainly don't wish it. Rather, we need to work at fraying the rope... and applying our own razor cuts to it... or pull the Mall Rats away from the ratchet and reverse the clicks.
I must admit that most times I'm so angry at what's happened and what's happening to America that I just want to fight openly... to make my voice heard at the restaurant saying how stupid and dumbed down people have been re-electing Obama and how blind they are to REAL Reality...to "get in the face" of the loud, obnoxious, gloating losers who were jumping up and down and swooning at the rock star's inauguration yesterday...to mow down the mall rats tending the flame underneath us, wielding the razor, clicking the ratchet...
But what I WILL do, from this point on... is go underground and gather and channel money and resources to media outlets that will join with me in devising the new heroes I described above...double agents who, with RIGHT values and a clear understanding of what this Country is meant to be. I will seek to craft a PSYOPS insurgency that acknowledges the mental limitations of the majority of our people and goes after emotions and sensitivities just as the Left has done. In the absence of an outside SHOCK like, God forbid, another, even worse 9-11 (because, after all, the impact of 9-11 in reversing the leftward course was relatively short-lived) slowly (for this will take years, and well beyond my lifetime) will deprogram our people and awaken them to REAL Reality.
And as for REAL, not fictional heroes... I will pray that God will raise up a David, a Patrick Henry, another Reagan, who will be able to inspire, motivate, create the seven second soundbites and counter quips that will expose the hypocrisy and destructiveness of the Hollywood-produced, union and radical environmental-inspired and manipulated demagogues of the Left and become a light-set-on-a-hill that the sheeple and dumbed-down will want to follow.
And I will pray that God will bless America.
P.S. I was tempted to sign this "John Connor".


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