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To find out, I forced myself to watch the latest episode of the three most popular shows on the air right now. And I hate myself for it.
The Hills
In a Sentence:
Pretty, interchangeable white people wearing clothes.
I don't know who any of these people are, or what they did to become famous. I don't even totally know how many different characters are on this show. I didn't realize there was more than one blondish white chick until two of them were on screen together. I watched 30 minutes before I understood that these three girls were different people.
The Show:
The episode that I watched was centered on a wedding between a blond douchebag named Spencer and a blonde whatever-the-girl-version-of-a-douchebag-is named Heidi. Spencer and Heidi are the two most unlikable human beings I've ever seen in my entire life. Also, Spencer's beard is the same color as his face, which seems like it must make shaving very difficult.
Since this was the season finale, it was a double episode. Two full episodes wherein absolutely nothing remotely interesting happened. Super-tan, glass-eyed Californians sat around looking at each other for 44 minutes. Sometimes one of them would cry or smile, but no one ever seemed to understand why. This was the season finale of a show that's lasted five freaking seasons. And it's not as though it's flying under the radar. I hear about this show constantly. Why the hell is it so popular? What's the appeal?
Here's a scene where Spencer talks to The One That Isn't Spencer about something (Spencer, probably).
I'm not just a cold stone with no heart. THE ONE THAT ISN'T SPENCER
[Not taking his eyes off the floor.]
Yeah you are.
They look at each other for a full 12 seconds, neither of their faces displaying anything that I recognize as an emotion.
Not-Spencer didn't say it humorously, or ironically or anything. He just said it because he heard a sentence that started with "I'm not" and decided to fill in the blank with something disagreeable, like this was some kind of exercise for a drama class in which both of the participants are retarded. I mean, Spencer just stared at him. Not mad, or offended, just slowly trying unsuccessfully to process the words he'd just heard. This episode had four million viewers.
Also, everyone on this show has their mouth wide open. All the time. I don't know if they're just mannerless mouthbreathers or if they believe that the only way to understand what someone else is saying is by swallowing the sounds they are making. Maybe it's a show about mutants whose ears are located on the roofs of their mouth? I mean there's got to be some reason they're on TV, right?
Terrorists try to blow us up not because they hate freedom, but because we use our freedom to make The Hills.
Jon and Kate Plus 8
In a Sentence:
Two completely unlikable people ruin the lives of their eight children and get paid more per episode than parents who actually work.
Jon. Kate. Their eight, indistinguishable children.
The Show:
I hear about this show all the time and I guess it's the only one on this list that I can actually see being compelling. Jon and Kate have eight children, twins and sextuplets, and I'm almost positive that they hate every single one of them.
"Kids sort of lose their appeal after a few days. We're big into those Hawaiian lays, now."
The episode I watched was littered with moments of both parents saying things like "I can't take this anymore" and "I'm going to have a break down any second, I swear to God." It's not a show about coping with raising eight children, it's a show about two miserable people in a loveless marriage who are incapable of talking about anything besides their miserable, loveless marriage. All of this is happening right in front of the swarm of toddlers, who I have to assume are being supervised by the camera crew filming the series.
Don't get me wrong, I'm no expert on raising kids, but that's also precisely why I don't have any. Here's an exchange that perfectly sets the tone for the episode and, I imagine, the series: One of the girl babies was upset about her missing pony toy.
Mommy, I can't find my pony toy, have you seen it? KATE
OK, you're getting a little obsessive-ish... Stop melting down, I've got to go save the world.
And then Kate proceeds to stand in front of her sink pretending to wash a single dish for a while before disappearing for the rest of the afternoon. And the world was safe for another day. In another moment, Jon is in the backyard with his dogs and children, cleaning up dog poop."This is the story of my life," Jon says, his voice coated with misery and regret, "cleaning up other people's crap."
I've never seen two parents more blatant about their total resentment for their children. The show is compelling if for no other reason than because you want to make sure the kids make it out of the season.
This is pretty depressing as far as entertainment goes, but I can see it functioning as a useful experiment, a time capsule for eight children who can one day look back on the show as evidence of how much their parents despised them. When these poor kids grow up and wonder why they're so maladjusted, they'll be able to look back on Jon and Kate Plus 8 and say "Oh, OK, that's why I have a difficult time making meaningful connections with other human beings: my parents treated me like a petulant piece of furniture that they begrudgingly had to feed from time to time."
The Cougar
In a Sentence:
A Cougar, by which I mean an older woman who preys on younger men, has massive amounts of sex with a bunch of 20-somethings all competing for her affection.
I don't know, who gives a shit?
The Show:
It's a reality show about a mildly attractive 40-year-old woman who has a dozen or so younger men who all inexplicably want to settle down in their early 20s and raise her three children.
The show focuses on her sexually-charged method of whittling down this list of 20-somethings. By the season finale, Stacey, the cougar in question, has already boned to the point of exhaustion her last two suitors, Colt and Jimmy, and everyone's cool with that, but then... You see, after the potential suitors meet Stacey's kids, they...It... I'm sorry, I really need to get something off my chest. I thought this was going to be about an actual cougar.
I thought this was going to be about an actual cougar.
I thought this was going to be about an actual cougar.
I apologize for the repetition, but I wanted to be absolutely clear about my title-based assumptions going into this show. Batman is about a man who dresses up as a bat, Murphy Brown is about an asexual robot coated in leather (whose slave name is Murphy Brown), so The Cougar should've been about a live goddamned claw-having, goddamned man-eating, goddamned cougar and that's all there is to it. How the hell am I supposed to watch some sexually indiscriminate lunatic ruin her children when visions of a cougar-hosted talk show dance in my imagination?
But, you know, it doesn't even need to BE a talk show, it could've been anything, and as long as a real cougar was front and center, the show would be a hit. They could've even kept their stupid premise, for all I care, I would have gladly watched a show that was about a dozen 20-year-old dudes taking turns trying to fuck a live cougar. Who wouldn't watch that show?!?! Week after week they would try and fail and I would love every second of it.Conclusion:Somebody greenlight competitive cougar fucking dammit!
I'm A Celebrity, Now Get Me Outta Here!
I didn't actually watch this show. It's about celebrities (where the interpretation of "celebrity" is fairly loose) stranded on an island, like on Survivor. On the downside, the challenges are easier but, on the plus side, you might get a Baldwin or two. Still, it's not the worst premise in the world. I mean, at least there's a plot, which is more than you can say for The Hills. So why didn't I watch this show? Because fucking Heidi and Spencer from The Hills are two of the celebrities. CELEBRITIES!?


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Police charge Erie man with pointing gun at nightclub
Erie police said patrons of a State Street nightclub were sent scattering Sunday morning when a city man pulled out a gun and pointed it at the entrance.
Antoine Lee Ellman, 26, of the 300 block of Norman Way, was jailed Sunday on $50,000 bond after his arraignment by Erie 2nd Ward District Judge Paul Urbaniak on charges of terroristic threats, possessing an instrument of crime, recklessly endangering, simple assault and disorderly conduct.
Police accuse Ellman of approaching a nightclub in the 1300 block of State Street shortly before 2 a.m. Sunday and pointing a gun in the direction of the main entrance. No one was injured in the incident.


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Thursday, May 30, 2013
Editor's note: According to information provided Wednesday by the Summerville Police Department, the following suspects were still at large. All photos provided by reporting agency.
Name: Akeem Deon Terel Kitt
Age: 22
Description: Black male, 5' 11", 175 pounds.
Last known address: 144 Jerusalem Loop, St. George
Wanted for: Driving Under Suspension/Bench Warrant
Wanted by: Summerville Police
Wanted since: February, 2013
Investigators allege: According to the warrant Kitt has been convicted of Driving under Suspension and owes $1,275 fine or jail time of 30 days. On May 2, 2012, police stopped Kitt for speeding (49 mph in a 35 mph zone) with a small, unsecured child in the front seat. He was arrested for DUS.
Name: Darrhyl Lee Mazyck
Age: 28
Description: Black male, 6', 170 pounds
Last known address: 928 West 2nd North Street, Summerville
Wanted for: Resisting arrest, public intoxication/Bench warrant
Wanted by: Summerville Police
Wanted since: February, 2013
Investigators allege: Police observed a vehicle with no taillights and executed a traffic stop. The driver, Mazyck, exited the vehicle and refused to comply with police requests. Three small children were passengers in the vehicles. When the officer attempted to detain Mazyck, Mazyck punched him in the face. The officer was able to subdue Mazyck but while walking to his patrol car, subjects gathered around watching the incident began walking toward them. When the office removed one of his hands to attempt to secure the suspect in handcuffs, Mazyck pulled away and attempted to flee. The officer was finally able to secure handcuffs on Mazyck. Mazyck admitted he had been drinking. On searching the area, officers discovered a plastic bag with marijuana.
Anyone with information on the whereabouts of these suspects may call the Summerville Police Department at (843) 851-4100. Crime tips can also be sent to Crime Stoppers by phone at 554-1111, by text message at CRIMES or 274637 (start the message with "TIPCSL") or on the web at www.5541111.com.
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A 9-year veteran on the Milwaukee police force has been fired for using excessive force.
Police Chief Ed Flynn said officer Richard Schoen punched a woman in the face, removed her from his squad by her hair, and kneed her while she was handcuffed following a traffic stop last September.
WISN 12 News obtained the complaint filed with the fire and police commission.
In it, officer Schoen admitted to "delivering up to five reaction hand strikes, impacting her once to the left cheek, because he thought she was going to bite him."
Flynn discharged Schoen on May 1.
WISN 12 News had been working on the story Monday. Just hours after we requested information in the case, the chief announced the firing to the public on the department's website.


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Last Tuesday, the Hoard Jersey herd which now numbers 147 cows was appraised by AJCA appraiser, Leah Johnson. We purchased the Jerseys from three Wisconsin herds, one Illinois herd, and one in Ohio. Most Jerseys are housed in our old tie stall barn that recently made a complete transformation into a free stall facility; a few dozen can be found in the new free stall barn, as well. The old tie stall barn is scraped twice a day with a skid loader, and cows are fed outside with drive-by feeding. The Jerseys make their way to our 3-year-old parlor three times a day to get milked.
When we were done, the American Jersey Cattle Association put scores on 68 head. The entire group averaging 2.25 lactations averaged 80.97 points which is up 0.7 of a point from our June score. That average included the 79 cows that previously were scored in the current lactation and did not change in score. When looking at the herd by lactation number, we had:
• 39 first-lactation cows that averaged 79.03 points
• 61 second-lactation cows that averaged 81.9 points, up 1 point from June
• 27 third-lactation cows that averaged 81.5 points, up 0.75 point from June
• 20 fourth-lactation cows and greater that averaged 81.25 points
Overall, the second-lactation group was two full points from our first score. And that was with 42 more cows in the group. Our second-lactation average score is one point over breed average.


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According to the late Roger Mellie (that bloke off the telly) "Gaseous Clay" is the name given to flatulence assisted stools which, due to their high air content, float like a butterfly on contact with the water in the toilet pan. unfortuately, as they have a high exit velocity, they also sting like a bee
"I'm not eating sweetcorn again, It gives me Gaseous Clay"
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on March 25, 2013 - 12:21 AM
It was a given Lindy Ruff would be a candidate whenever an NHL coaching job became vacant. No one, however, could have assumed his potential first game would be against the Buffalo Sabres.
Buffalo's former coach is a top contender to take over the Tampa Bay Lightning after they fired Guy Boucher on Sunday. Ruff, let go by the Sabres last month after 16 years on the job, joined Tampa's minor-league coach, Jon Cooper, as most likely to step behind the Lightning bench.
The Sabres play in Tampa on Tuesday.
"I'm hopeful that I can get something in place as quickly as possible, and I'm not looking to drag things out," Tampa Bay Vice President and General Manager Steve Yzerman said at a news conference in Winnipeg. "I have an idea of what I want to do and a plan for what I want to do, and I'm trying to get that accomplished as soon as possible."
Tampa played Sunday night in Winnipeg under assistant coaches Martin Raymond and Dan Lacroix, but Yzerman wants a permanent bench boss.
"I am going to hire and name a head coach for the remainder of this year and years to come," Yzerman said. "I'd prefer to stay away from even discussing the candidates. For whoever may be sitting out there, it's disconcerting for them. I know what I want, and I will try to get that done as quickly as possible."
Yzerman and Ruff have worked together. Yzerman was executive director of Canada's Olympic team in 2010, and Ruff was an assistant coach for the gold-medal winners. The connection further fueled speculation that Ruff could return to the state where he began his career as an assistant for the Florida Panthers.
Ruff has avoided the spotlight since a farewell news conference Feb. 22, two days after being fired. He said he definitely wanted to return to coaching after taking time to clear his head.
The Tampa job opened after one of the league's top-scoring teams continued to lose. The Lightning began the season 6-2, but they've since gone 7-15-1. The fatal blow for Boucher, who was in his third season, came after his club gave up four goals in the first period Saturday and lost to Ottawa, 5-3.
"I've noticed a difference in our play, a difference in the attitude just as an observation of our players, and felt the situation is worsening and quickly worsening, and something needs to be done immediately," Yzerman said.
Tampa Bay boasts offensive stars such as Steven Stamkos, Martin St. Louis, Vincent Lecavalier and Canisius College product Cory Conacher. They've helped the team average 3.26 goals per game, which ranked third in the NHL entering Sunday's schedule.
Boucher's 1-3-1 defensive scheme couldn't overcome poor goaltending, however. The Lightning was letting in 3.03 goals per contest, which ranked 24th.
"There's a certain type of play, certain style of play I'm expecting from our team with the type of players we're putting out there," Yzerman said.
Ruff is primarily regarded as a defensive-minded coach, but his resume also includes offensive success. The Sabres ranked in the top five in scoring for three straight seasons (2005-06 to '07-08), including first overall during their President's Trophy season of 2006-07.
Cooper, meanwhile, has won at every level. He has been named Coach of the Year in the American Hockey League, United States Hockey League and North American Hockey League.
The Lightning's minor-leaguers won the AHL title last season. They finished 55-18-3, which included 28 straight victories, and outscored opponents, 273-180. Syracuse leads the AHL this season at 39-18-8.
Cooper, however, has no NHL experience. Boucher was also a rising minor-league coaching star when Yzerman hired him, so the GM might be interested in someone with a proven record at the top level.
The Sabres spent Sunday lounging in the sun after winning in Montreal a night earlier, their fourth victory in six games. The 3-2 win featured their 11th one-goal game in the last 13 outings. They are 6-2-3 in the close contests.
"It seriously seems like all our games are one goal, and they're only going to get tighter because everybody's making that playoff push, playing that much harder," center Tyler Ennis said. "A lot of games are tight, a lot of three-point games where we're going to need to put some wins together if we want to catch teams."
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I don't need to love the commissioner of the NHL, I just need him not to cost the league 1,780 games.
I know Bettman's job isn't easy, but it's not unlike the commissioners of other sports, who while hated have managed to avoid the regular work stoppages Bettman utilizes.
You mean the NBA lockout that wrapped up a year ago when the players caved? Or how about the NBA lockout of 98-99, where they lost 30+ games?
Or are you referring to the MLB strike of 1994-1995? The 232-day strike, which lasted from August 12, 1994, to April 2, 1995, led to the cancellation of between 931 and 948 games overall, and the entire 1994 postseason and World Series (also involved Fehr, interesting.)
NFL Refs lockout that ended a couple of weeks ago? 2011 NFL lockout?
Nah, you're right. These guys are saints. :S


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Woman dies after falling from sixth-story apartment window in Erie (updated: 7:35 a.m.)
A woman was killed this morning after falling from a sixth-story window at St. Joseph Apartments in Erie.
The incident was reported at about 7:20 a.m. at the apartments off West Sixth Street.
The woman, whose name and age were not available, fell from a sixth story window on the north side of the apartments.
Police said they had gone to the apartments with crisis services officials and were knocking on a door shortly before the woman fell and was killed.
More details on why police and crisis services were there were not immediately available. The woman was pronounced dead by EmergyCare at about 7:30 a.m.
Erie police are still investigating the incident.
Return to GoErie for updates. See Wednesday's Erie-Times News for more coverage.


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Contract parking provides a space in a specific facility at a prepaid rate. The benefit to contract parking is that it allows in-and-out privileges and a guaranteed parking space. For staff and faculty, it has additional benefits like payroll deduction and reciprocal parking privileges.
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A loose portmanteau of slob and waste meaning :
(v.) - To ash upon oneself.
(n.) - One who ashes upon their self.
(v.) - To ash upon oneself.
(n.) - One who ashes upon their self.
What a schwab, he totally just schwabbed on himself and burned a whole through his shirt.
автор: Lord Cottonmouth 16 мая 2010
When you chew two foods at the same time by taking a bite of an entree with a bite of the side. I.e. a hamburger and French fries, a hot dog and macaroni salad, steak and mashed potatoes, or oatmeal and toast.
"I ate schwab on the fourth of July."
"This is really good schwab."
"My favorite schwab is a grilled cheese and bean with bacon soup."
"This is really good schwab."
"My favorite schwab is a grilled cheese and bean with bacon soup."
автор: missgosohard 23 августа 2014
Cleaning of ones nut sack with a Johnson & Johnson baby wipe to insure continued freshness throughout the night.
It's ok baby, I just schwabbed like ten minutes ago.
автор: Schableen 28 августа 2015
interrogative: what? what do you mean or what did you say? often preceded by the alliterite "schwiggity"
Stan: "I think I saw your grandmother unicycling naked down Broadway."
Pete: "Schwiggity schwab?"
Pete: "Schwiggity schwab?"
автор: Pete Sandusky 4 мая 2006
a schwab is a family member that really gets on your nerves but you put up with there annoyingness because you love them
your lucky i love you schwab
автор: fullers a pedobear 6 июня 2010
the most amazing person you'll ever meet. a schwab is typically a hilarious and kind-hearted person.
"Shes a sweetheart, that schwab!"
автор: omganonymousname 23 декабря 2008
A verb, meaning to make someone disappear, vanish, or basically cease to exist. This is done in a mysterious and quick manner.
Look, dude...don't make me schwab your ass.
What happened to Amanda? She got schwabbed.
What happened to Amanda? She got schwabbed.
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The Gigabyte Z77X-UD5H marks a serious return to the world of high-end motherboards.
Gigabyte has, after all, had a hard time in recent years, being left behind by two of its biggest rivals, Asus and MSI, as they found new, profitable revenue streams.
Things were looking ropey for the Taiwanese motherboard company for a while there; the P67/Z68 debacle was very bad for business and Gigabyte had a host of problems with its X79 boards.
At the start of the year you could maybe find one X79 board from it out in the wild.
Business has picked up though, and more X79 boards have sprung out of the Taipei factory, including the excellent Gigabyte X79-UD3 and following those are a load more Z77 boards.
At last count there where twelve different designs in various form factors.
At the top-end are the two G1.Sniper 3 boards, in ATX and mATX form factors, but sitting just below them, in more sensible black and blue trim (no neon green in sight) is this Gigabyte Z77X-UD5H.
And it's a fantastic board.
Socket - Intel LGA 1155
Chipset - Intel Z77
Graphics support - 2x PCIe 3.0 x16, 1x PCIe 2.0 x16, Nvidia SLI and AMD CrossFireX
Memory - Dual channel DDR3
High speed interfaces - 10x USB 3.0, 6x SATA 6Gbps
We tested all the motherboards here with the same Intel Core i7 3770K processor to test their relative performance across a range of tasks.
Despite running at the same multi-threading Turbo frequency of 3.9GHz (over the stock 3.5GHz) the Gigabyte board has the edge over the Asus P8Z77-V Pro mobo across our entire range of benchmarks; even in the gaming tests where Asus has traditionally held sway.
If you want top performance at the stock settings then you really cannot look past the Gigabyte Z77X-UD5H.
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Darth Vader and his henchmen.
I am George Double you Bush and i am Emperor palpatine's pupil.
লিখেছেন- Wangsta Hippie 18 de নভেম্বার de 2004
a regime more hated in america more than the taliban... and that's just really, really sad.
the Bush Administration ruined america's reputation and made every one of us US citizens look like assholes to the world.


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This thread is about who your "Anime Crush" is, if you have one... but please dont discriminate who other people like (As in flaming or bashing). Mine is actually Atoli from .Hack//G.U. >.< I just wish I could find a girl who acted just as she does in real life because she is the type of girl I like... alot...
Renji from Bleach.
"If you can fool your friends,you can fool your enemies".
I like Lelouch from code geass, he so hot with that mind of his smart, handsome, with some evil intentions but there for a good cause.
lots!!!hahaha too greedy...Hinata - i lyk her "don`t rushzZ,life is a journey not destination"
" Life becomes useless and insipid when we have no longer either friends or enemies."
Mutsumi Otohime
My Anime crush would have to be Kakashi Hatake
Kaname from Vampire Knight... now that is one hunky guy... Dewa MataNiji-Hana OTAKU SIFU"If you listen to the world, you'll hear all kinds of false claims about morality. But the gospel offers an unchanging standard of truth."
...But that doesn't mean I can't like a character from a show does it? Dewa Mata,Niji-Hana OTAKU SIFU"If you listen to the world, you'll hear all kinds of false claims about morality. But the gospel offers an unchanging standard of truth."
I just wouldnt tell him LOL! >.< But there is nothing wrong with it. Just dont go out with his voice actor.
...unless he's at Comic Con next year. Jack Sparrow was there this year and I missed him! *sighs*I also think Jack Sparrow (aka Johnny Depp) is a "Hunky Pirate".Dewa Mata,Niji-Hana OTAKU SIFU"If you listen to the world, you'll hear all kinds of false claims about morality. But the gospel offers an unchanging standard of truth."
But I dont feel the same way LOL!
"Hunky Pirates" are for the girls... since most of them are guys anyway.. Dewa Mata,Niji-Hana OTAKU SIFU"If you listen to the world, you'll hear all kinds of false claims about morality. But the gospel offers an unchanging standard of truth."
I AGREE!!!Jack Sparrow is a very hunky pirate
And Shepherds we shall be.For thee, my Lord, for thee.Power hath descended forth from Thy hand,That our feet may swiftly carry out Thy command.So we shall flow a river forth to theeAnd teeming with souls shall it ever be
MIne is Spike Spiegel from cowboy bebop
"Blossom, oblivion flower!"
Sephiroth!?!?! Now he WILL kill you! You betrayed his mother! (Have you even met Genova yet?)
"Blossom, oblivion flower!"
He sent some dead bodies to my house to thank me for telling him about your cheating on him and I believe he threatened you to say that. Tell him I thank him for the dead bodies because now there are police in the font of my house looking for them after I threw them in the lake!!!!! >,>
"Blossom, oblivion flower!"
I'm scared! LOL!
"Blossom, oblivion flower!"
"Shinso slay them all"
"Blossom, oblivion flower!"
I am just not old...
"Blossom, oblivion flower!"
your not old and i think that people should embrace their inner weirdo just not to a freaky piont you know*VAMPPY*
I am not too freaky though, am I? I just like to express myself. (I wont lie... I dont lie even if it sounds weird or wrong.)
I must agree with you Gin... hehehehe!Those "twins" just make me laugh... Dewa Mata,Niji-Hana OTAKU SIFU"Innoscence Activate!"
"Me?... Evil?...Never"
Glad to put a smile on your face! Though I am only this weird when I am having fun with my friends! ^_^ But then again, everyone is weird. No matter what I think! Even if they dont show it in public, someone is going to think its werid! ^_^
"Me?... Evil?...Never"
You have a point there Zaborg19... we are all wierd in our own way. Life would be soooooo booorrrring if we weren't, you know.Dewa Mata,Niji-Hana OTAKU ELITE"Innoscence Activate!"
It really would be boring...
"Me?... Evil?...Never"~ Hell UserOtaku God
"Life is but a passing dream, but death is eternal"
Like I said aboutin Gundam Seed/ Gundam Seed Destiny Lacus would be my sweet heart. In Gurren lagann my sweet heart would Darry when she becomes a teenage in season two.
My anime sweet heart is Lacus Clyne from Gundam Seed/ Gundam Seed Destiny. She is beautiful and kind. That Kira sure is one lucky guy.
Your a Gundam Seed Destiny fan?
I am a huge gundam fan expecially gundam seed and gundam seed destiny.
Aisha Clan-Clan from Outlawstar or Rukia from Bleach.
honestly i would have to say my anime sweet heart right now would be yoko from gurren lagann, she carries a huge freaking gun!, has a bod and face to back it up! and i just love the way she acts lol (although i will say i still have to search through and find more to actually say what my true sweet heart is
1. Trunks (DBZ-GT)2. Lawliet (Death Note)3. Kakashi Hatake (Naruto)4. Maes Hughes (FMA)5. Lelouch Vi Britannia (Code Geass)6. Kamina (Gurren Lagann)7. James (Pokémon)8. InuYasha (InuYasha)9. Kenshin Himura (Samurai X/Rurouni Kenshin)10. Dark (D.N. Angel) and a whole lot more. "You can only be young once, but you can be immature forever! "
Mine would have to be Kiyone Makabi at first, then Revi, then Ryoko... and i think that's about it really... oh! then there's Cammy! "I am Darkness, BWA HA HA HA HA!"


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Not much was going right for the Hatters on Wednesday. Lay-ups weren't falling, three-pointers were missing badly, and defensively the Hatters weren't getting the stops they needed.
Coming off three blow out wins in a row including Monday's 31-point victory at Mercer, Stetson unexpectedly found itself in a heated battle with a young Kennesaw State squad looking to knock off one of the preseason favorites in the Atlantic Sun.
While Stetson was struggling from behind the arc, hitting just one of its first 15 three-point attempts, Kennesaw State was knocking down its threes and working towards a double-digit lead. When Danielle Jackson hit the Owls' eighth triple of the game to put KSU ahead 48-36 with 10:49 to play, head coach Lynn Bria decided to call a timeout and make a change.
"We rely heavily on our man-to-man defense, but we just weren't guarding like we normally do," Bria said. "We just had to do something else, and it worked for us."
That something else was a 1-3-1 zone defense, with the center position playing at the top of the key. With Cherisse Burris already having four fouls, Janelle Mills stepped into that spot and played it well.
"I think the zone defense made us more active defensively," Mills said. "We were able to get out on more on their shooters and really limit their vision. It really slowed the game down for them."
Mills deflected a couple of passes and helped apply ball pressure to the KSU guards. Over the next 11 Owl possessions, the Hatters forced nine turnovers and two missed shots.
"It was about the 11 minute mark when we went to it completely, and that's when everything changed," Bria said. "They didn't know what to do with it. It was very effective and caused them a lot of problems, got them to turn the ball over. I really don't play it that much, but it was working, so I stayed in it."
Two of the Owl turnovers came on charges drawn by senior Ashley Dennis, including one with 5:41 to go and the Hatters down by five.
"I felt Ashley took charges that were key plays in the game that turned the momentum around," Bria said. "And Janelle was great for us at the top of our 1-3-1. Between Ashley and Janelle, they both made plays that were huge for us."
The Hatters finished the game on a 21-4 run, including a key nine minute stretch where they held Kennesaw scoreless.
Victoria McGowan led the Hatters offensively but recognized the defensive effort that turned the game around.
"I have to give a lot of credit to my teammates," McGowan said. "Our defense picked up after the 11 minute mark, and we locked down on 'D' and rebounded. I think that's what got us the win."
While the Hatters had a rare off-night shooting the ball, Bria hopes the lessons learned will carry through the rest of the season.
"Sometimes you tell players things and they don't really listen to you until you have a game like this," Bria said. "We've been harping on our rebounding and harping on our defense. When you don't shoot the ball well, you have to play defense and you have to rebound. We need to be more consistent in those two areas. I think it's good to have a game like this, where our shooting went away and to have some adversity. I think it makes you tougher; it makes you better as a team."


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DreamWorks has acquired rights to the Japanese manga "Ghost in the Shell" with plans to adapt the futuristic police thriller as a 3-D live-action feature.Story follows the exploits of a member of a covert ops unit of the Japanese National Public Safety Commission that specializes in fighting technology-related crime.Created by Masamune Shirow, "Ghost in the Shell" was first published in 1989. It went on to generate two additional manga editions, three anime film adaptations, an anime TV series and three videogames. The second anime film, "Ghost in the Shell 2: Innocence," was released in the U.S. by DreamWorks in 2004.Read More...
Alright! Yes! That's awesome news! When is the project gonna start?--- "What do you see in front of your fists?"
"people do not need violence to solve there problems."
yeah thats such ace news carnt wait and in 3D NICE!!! should be wicked.
-Alf-Aries-Sanis it gonna be like one of those movies where it POPS out at u or like a Final Fantasy type? That's what i wonder???
Thats really great. since i'm new its newz to me and its about time they've done it!!!! The thought of conquest leaves nothing else to be desired!!!!
-Alf-Aries-Sani love the Ghost movie, the 2nd one was like a bad sequel but the S.A.C. 1&2 are really good. I hope the movie comes out looking really BAD ASS!The Lt. is really sexy
Believe In Jesus.That's cool
I think making Ghost in the Shell 3D is really cool and I want to see it but... it wouldn't really be an "anime" would it? I wouldn't want them to do too many animes in 3D they just wouldn't be the same ... thats my opinion anyway... In life theres no such thing as black and white its all grey.
I'm willing to wait and see what they do before I'll judge, some times when they take try to take a movie to the big screen they lose something. Lets just hope it's as good as the series has been.
infact,i`ve never seen it b4 but i will soon.Bcoming it in 3-D it will be very interesting.I am looking forward to it^^ "past is passed and let the past passed away"
I luv Gost in a shell(even if i only watched one or two of them) cant wait till see it in 3-D^^'(im not old enough though)(i think anway) wise men chose Death before war wiser men chose not to be born
I NEED TO SEE THIS! That's friggin awesome!"Bust through the heveans with your Drill!
-Alf-Aries-Sanany new news about this?
"Kiba:DEAD, Tsume:DEAD, Toboe:DEAD, Blue:DEAD, Hige:DEAD.....Wanna Be Next?" ~ Darciahttp://view.playlist.com/14141922827
-Alf-Aries-SanASAP!! i wana hear more of this!
that would be cool
but who would play as the major no one can play her i'll guees i ahve to do it lol
sound's cool but i hope that they can get the story done well but i doe's sound's very cool .
While I am excited with a live action Ghost in The Shell movie, I think or at least hope that this 3D fad is just that , a fad ,and one that will be short lived.My other hope is that the live action version is just as good as the GiTS Stand Alone Complex anime.I'd hate to think that they would ruin a great franchise like GiTS.I mean just look at horrible mess that dragon ball became as last years live action film, can anyone say crap?Oh well, im going just hope for a good outcome with the GiTS movie, and leave it at that.
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We invited you to celebrate your sweet tooth at this delectable one-day festival of food and culture, collaboratively developed with the Indian, Italian, Japanese, Mauritian and Turkish communities of Victoria. A feast of performances and toothsome sweet (and savoury) food stalls – with treats such as baklava, cannoli, mochi, moti choor ladoo and napolitains along with Turkish coffee, vanilla tea and cherry sherbet were provided by Caffe e Cucina, Dolcetti, Funky Curry, Haci Usta Cake Shop, Sweet India, Triceangle and local community groups.
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The problem is the same. The cost is passed to the offender. In a perfect world ex-offenders would obtain decent employment and pay fines, restitution and associated costs. In this world very few can obtain these jobs. The individual is then violated for non-compliance with a condition (meaning costs). They are committed to the county. Over and over again. Then we lack housing space and need new and larger prisons. The tail is wagging the dog and we pay for it.
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I don't understand the quote in reference to fingerprinting, "with 2,000 offenders coming through the system every year it's easy to miss some". What other elements of an arrest can be overlooked if we're missing fingerprinting? Are there scenarios where you don't fingerprint that the state has a mediocre average to begin with?
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Welcome to the 21st Century!!!!
It surely was surprising to hear such a facility wasn't (already) in-place, locally.
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Officers responding to a vicious dog in an Eaton neighborhood on Sunday found more than 100 marijuana plants in the basement of a residence.
According to an affidavit, police on Sunday arrested three of the home's residents: Joseph Bennett , 22, Loren David Hunt, 54, Paul Pravata, 46. Shay Edgmon, 19, another resident, was arrested on Monday.
Eaton police responded Sunday evening to investigate a report of a vicious dog that had attacked a resident and another dog. While walking around the residence, 425 4th St., an officer saw marijuana plants through an uncovered basement window.
The officer talked with Hunt, who initially said the roommates had a legal number of marijuana plants in the house, the arrest affidavit states. Hunt then said, "Umm we might be over," the report states. Hunt and Pravata gave officers consent to look in the basement, where they found 77 plants in a laundry room and 26 plants in another room — 103 plants in all — the report states.
Hunt, Pravata and Bennett told police they didn't have medical marijuana cards or permits as providers, and they told officers they all helped out in cultivating the plants.
Eaton police chief Art Mueller said each person faces a charge of cultivating seven to 29 marijuana plants, a felony. He said Pravata also faces a false reporting misdemeanor and was ticketed for having a vicious dog and a dog at-large.
He said since each person can now legally have six plants, his office took the total number of plants, divided that by four and charged each person with the excess number.
"This is in great excess of what the law permits," Mueller said. "We're going to enforce that."


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I read the New York Times every day for about 25 years. At this time of the year, I used to look forward to their Christmas coverage. Since some might not realize or admit that the Paper of Record has substantially changed in its coverage of religious topics, I thought a look at the Grey Lady's Christmas coverage would offer more insight into the media's secularism. (more…)


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Amidst native pine and larch woods, Chandolin nestles securely on the sunny side of the Val d'Anniviers and has retained all its authentic charm. This ancient village with its typical timber houses and situated at an altitude of 1936 m is among the highest, continuously inhabited settlements in Europe.
The neighbouring village of St.Luc still reflects all the past splendour of the Belle Époque in the Val d'Anniviers. The simple guesthouse, built in 1859 on the northern edge of the village of St. Luc, quickly developed into the Grand Hotel Bella Tola & St-Luc and, in 2001, it was voted the Historical Hotel of the Year and received the label "Romantik Hotel".
The ultra-modern François-Xavier Bagnoud astronomical observatory in St. Luc brings the stars up close with its 60-cm telescope, and you can judge the scale of the heavenly bodies along a Planet Trail, which climbs to 2513 m.
The countryside surrounding St. Luc and Chandolin is a veritable paradise for hikers and mountain bikers. A botanical footpath passes 24 species of orchid as it wends its way to an 860-year-old giant larch tree. During the summer season there is a children's entertainment programme based on one of the Heidi stories.
A spectacular feature of the landscape near Chandolin is the Illgraben, a gigantic rocky crater (unique in Europe) formed when a mountain collapsed as a result of erosion. It can be reached in one hour on foot from Chandolin. From the precipice you can gaze down into Illgraben crater, which has virtually no vegetation, and across into the Rhone Valley.
Another beautiful footpath leads up to the Hotel Weisshorn at 2337 m, constructed at the beginning of the last century by English entrepreneurs, and finished in 1882. It provides an expansive view across Val d'Anniviers to the Matterhorn.
The sunny ski region of St. Luc and Chandolin, with its splendid views, is the biggest in the Val d'Anniviers. A 60-km network of pistes is accessible by chairlifts, rack railway and 10 ski lifts.
- The village of Chandolin – typical Valais timber houses in one of the highest villages in Switzerland to be inhabited all year round.
- Tignousa – from the mountain station (2186m) above St-Luc a two and a half hours climb takes you to the Bella Tola Mountain (3025m) with panoramic views of the Weisshorn, Obergabelhorn, Matterhorn and Dent Blanche.
- Francois Xavier Bagnoud Observatory in St-Luc and the Planet Trail – ultra-modern observatory and a 6-km-long planet trail from 2141m to 2513m.
- Flourmills in St. Luc dating back to the 18th century and a Bread Trail – well preserved historic mills and the Bread Trail let the cultural heritage of the valley come alive. In the village bakery on can still bake ones own bread.
- Downhill and bike-park – three downhill stretches with various levels of difficulty as well as a bike park in St. Luc guarantee a lot of fun and action.
- Fang – in the medieval village exciting round-trips are offered and the 9-kilometer long Sarrasin Suone can be superbly explored from the small village of Fang.
- Bungy Niouc – Bungy Jumping from a height of 190 meters and many other extreme sports such as the Giant Swing, Tyrolienne…
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- Le Trophée du Bella-Tola – ski and snowboard races in St. Luc (March).
- Culinary Market in Chandolin – visitors will have the opportunity to experience the various facets of the gastronomy of this mountain region (August).
- Handicrafts Market – traditional market during the national festival in St. Luc (August).
- Sierre – Zinal – famous mountain race; a marathon in which the fastest runners complete the 31 km and a considerable altitude difference in less than 3 hours (August).


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SALEM - Some Salem girl scouts are celebrating the holiday season by sharing nourishment, warmth and song with the community, starting with Thanksgiving lunches for children at the Banquet in Salem.
Members of Girl Scout Troop 80558 at Emmanuel Lutheran Church recently formed an assembly line to fill 50 lunch bags with tuna fish, applesauce, potato chips, granola bars and pudding. The bags decorated for Thanksgiving will be distributed to children during the Banquet in Salem Monday night.
The Banquet is a free meal with fellowship held every Monday from 5 to 7 p.m. at the Salem Memorial Building, with different sponsors taking responsibility for preparing and serving the meal. The Banquet also offers a meal once a month on the fourth Thursday.
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Pastor Alan Smearsoll of the Emmanuel Lutheran Church helps girl scouts Olivia Hoffman and Emma Hammers pack a sack lunch to be distributed to children during the Banquet in Salem from 5 to 7 p.m. Monday. Girl Scout Troop 80558 at the church assembled the take-home lunches as a way to share their blessings for Thanksgiving week. (Salem News photo by Mary Ann Greier)
Emmanuel Lutheran Church is a sponsor for the Banquet and Pastor Alan Smearsoll said the bagged lunches are an act of kindness from the girl scouts. Troop co-leader Kim Hoffman said it's "just a way for the girl scout troop to say thanks this Thanksgiving to the community."
Hoffman shares Troop Leader duties with co-leader Angela McCoy. The troop includes 26 girls of all levels from Daisies through Cadets and all age groups from kindergarten through seventh grade.
"We're trying to teach the girls to be thankful for what they have and the fact that they're fortunate enough to be able to share with those less fortunate," Hoffman said.
In a joint project with the church youth group, the girl scouts are making no-sew throws and going caroling on Dec. 9 to deliver the blankets to home bound members of the church congregation, both in private homes and nursing homes.
"Just a little gift from the church to them," she said.
The Banquet in Salem is always looking for new sponsors. Call Patty Colian at 330-831-2169 for information.


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The 7 Worst Gifts People Seem to Give Every Christmas
'Tis the season to punch someone at Walmart for the last PS4. Nothing brings out the best in people, or at least our complete lack of ability to express our feelings for friends and family, quite like Christmas. What does Dad need this year, a mug shaped like a boob? How about Mom, a gift card for Blockbuster? Man, that's going to surprise her.
As we struggle to find that perfect gift, ever so many of us will fail. We will fail like a tongueless nun in the BJ World Championships. We will be overwhelmed by the plethora of piteous provisions on display at Big Lots and Target and Benny's Dildoteria. We will buy one person one really good gift and then a fuck-ton of Terry's Chocolate Oranges because we just don't know what we're doing. And we'll do it again next year, just like we did it last year.
But we don't have to! As a service to everyone you even pretend to care about, I'm offering you this list of what not to buy. Consider it an anti-gift guide. I have no idea what your family likes, but I know what they hate, because no one likes this shit.
#7. Anything Called a "Novelty"
Do yourself a favor and Google "novelty gift" right now and see what comes up. Here's an image search for you:
What do you notice about everything on the page there? I'll give you a hint: They're all worthless pieces of useless shit. Now, to be fair, we can forgive the "useless" part of that description. Novelties are by definition often pretty useless. However, that doesn't mean they need to be worthless pieces of shit.
Remember Big Mouth Billy Bass? The people who make it are convinced that more of those were sold than Tickle Me Elmos, which sold in the millions. That means potentially tens of millions of Big Mouth Billy Basses are littered across the globe, their gaping maws collecting dust after the one and only time someone allowed it to sing "Don't Worry, Be Happy" before it was thrown in a rage in a corner to be forgotten forever by everyone.
Clearly Big Mouth Billy Bass was one of the most popular novelty gifts of all time. It's a singing fish. If Big Mouth Billy Bass were a person, it would be a mime who can only do the "stuck in a box" routine and occasionally moans or grunts during the act. Why would you dream of inflicting that on anyone?
A novelty gift is basically the last defense against giving someone a $5 bill for Christmas. It's your subconscious' way of saying "Fuccccccccccccck" and just rolling over to have a dissatisfied, fitful nap.
#6. Chia Pets
I am utterly, desperately unable to even fathom how these still exist. They were the butt of jokes in the 1980s, and yet they keep being mass produced and sold. I know they're new because they have Obama Chia Pets now. For the love of God, who keeps buying them? Grass grows literally everywhere that isn't a swamp, a desert, or some other assorted hellscape. It's the least impressive plant on the planet. Giving Chia Pets to people is like giving them discarded Starbucks coffee cups, or free clinic condoms.
There is no joy in a Chia Pet. It's a piece of pottery on which you slather a seed paste. Later the seeds grow and the world frowns because why? Why is this happening? I presume there is literally no one on Earth who has actively had a desire for a Chia Pet. At best are people who don't seethe when they receive them, which is probably not a great demographic to work with.
Trust that no one in your family or really anyone with whom you have a relationship that you deem worthy of gift giving wants to take five minutes out of their day to slather weed blossoms on a mass-produced pottery trinket and then let it live out its life in neglect by a window. Because no one would ever want that.
#5. Board Games
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I can taste the ire in the air for this one. Felix, you say, drawing me a bath, I love board games! I want a new board game! Well, yes, I enjoy board games, too. Scrabble? Risk? Forget about it, I'll play that shit all day long, I don't give a shit what Luke "I only play board games designed in Latvia" McKinney says. But here's the thing: I already own Risk and Scrabble. I bet you do, too. And maybe four versions of Monopoly, and some kind of adult party game you never play, and Trivial Pursuit, because it's awesome. You have all the board games Jesus wants you to have.
There are currently a dillion board games on the market, and each one in turn is exponentially less fun to play than the one before it. If you played all the board games available at your local Walmart, by the time you got to the 10th one, your only salvation would be if you rolled the dice and landed on a space that just shot you in the face. For every good board game, someone invents 30 more meant to teach you the true meaning of Arbor Day, or that require you to roll the same number thrice on a 20-sided die to proceed through the pretend volcano and earn the Golden Nugget, or just suck a loaf of dick.
There are only a handful of board games that are fun to play, and that's been the case since the 1970s. If you have the urge to buy someone a board game, buy one of the five that people play and then splash holy water on all the others and curse them in Latin so that they don't dare try to haunt you in your dreams. Because they will. You'll be convinced for days that maybe you really do need to buy True Blood: Night Eternal and that no, it's not worse than hepatitis. But of course that's wrong. So, so wrong.
#4. A Calendar
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It's 2013. The next calendar you buy would be for 2014. Do you know what's significant about the year 2014? It's the International Year of Who the Fuck Uses Calendars Still. I currently have a calendar on my phone, my watch, two computers, a tablet, and an iPod. Plus I get about two free calendars in the mail every year between December and January. The only one I use is the calendar my city sends me to let me know when garbage day is. It's the most useful of all of them, and I don't pay for it because why would I?
Giving a calendar for Christmas is like giving someone a pack of unfiltered cigarettes and opium suppositories to help fix their tragic case of consumption. A hundred years ago this would have been met with cries of "bully" and a round of hot toddies. Today you're just someone with a hard-on for the decimation of forests or someone who lives in a shack for whom the passage of time means little anyway.
Ostensibly the only real draw for a calendar in the modern era is the series of pictures included with it. To that I would suggest there is no series of images of kittens, horses, boobie ladies, or proctological X-rays you can assemble across 12 months that isn't readily available on the Internet right now. Maybe just look at those instead. Maybe just admit to your cousins that you don't like them rather than passive-aggressively giving them calendars that say the same thing for 365 straight days.


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A woman was transported by Life Flight to University of Toledo Medical Center after a head-on collision Thursday evening on West US 224.
Sara Kin, 70, of Pemberville, had been driving a 2011 Toyota Prius westbound on US 224 when she attempted to pass a commercial vehicle and collided head-on with an eastbound 2003 Chevrolet S10 driven by Dennis Bannister, 43, of Republic, just before 6 p.m., said Trooper Gary Odom of the State Highway Patrol.
Kin had to be extracted from her vehicle by mechanical means before being flown to the medical center.
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First responders work at the scene of a two-vehicle accident Thursday evening on West US 224 between SR 100 and SR 231.
Odom said Bannister was transported to Mercy Tiffin Hospital where he was treated and later released.
Both drivers had been wearing seat belts at the time of the accident, and alcohol is not a suspected factor, Odom said. He said the accident remains under investigation and no citations have been issued yet.
Odom said Thursday night Kin's status at UTMC was unknown.


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Wednesday, May 14 at 7 pm
Redmond City Hall, Council Chambers
City of Redmond planning officials are hosting a second neighborhood meeting regarding the Anjumann E. Burhani Mosque project. Tonight's meeting is a continuation from the first neighborhood meeting held on April 30, 2014 and will further collect input from community members that did not have an opportunity to share their questions at the first meeting.
At this time, the City is still in the data collection process with community members and will provide detailed answers to all questions received at a third neighborhood meeting; date and time to be determined.
Next steps - as a result of the April 30 neighborhood meeting and the questions fielded so far, City officials have asked the Anjumann E. Burhani applicants to provide additional project information in response to addressing the community's questions and will no longer present this project at the May 15 Design Review Board meeting.
Once the City has determined the applicants have adequately addressed the issues, a third neighborhood meeting will be conducted to share the applicant's updated information and answer all the additional community members' questions. Until this process is completed no further project application action will be processed.
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The Littlest Angel tells the story of a young boy who arrives in heaven before his time. Home-sick and lonely, he will travel back to earth, with his friendly pup Halo, to retrieve a most selfless and precious gift for The Baby Jesus. First released in book form in 1946, The Littlest Angel became popular for its ornate words and phrases paired with beautifully muted oil paintings.


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In the first teleconference of Living Well with Myeloma 2011, Dr. Joseph Mikhael of the Mayo Clinic in Scottsdale, discusses the important role that clinical trials have played in myeloma research and why patient participation is so critical to their success.
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"Personally, I'm thrilled for Sandra on the adoption of her child," says Saints quarterback Drew Brees, who celebrated his Super Bowl MVP win on the David Letterman show with Bullock on Feb. 8. "Clearly she has embraced the city of New Orleans and appreciates what a wonderful and culturally rich city this is, and the fact that she has adopted a beautiful child with roots to our city makes it that much more special."
He adds: "It goes without saying that she is a talented actress, a true humanitarian and philanthropist. We are all very happy for her and the new addition to her family."
Bullock's love of the city is part of what makes her a resident, says New Orleans Mayor C. Ray Nagin, who also sends his best wishes.
"Congratulations to Sandra Bullock and her new son," says Nagin. "Since Hurricane Katrina, Americans have prayed for us, given their time as volunteers in our community, and demanded that no other city ever go through what New Orleans experienced. Sandra Bullock has become one of us. We wish this new mother every success."
Local actor (Mad Men), designer and author Bryan Batt, who was on hand for the New Orleans premiere of The Blind Side, also praised Bullock's work in the Big Easy.
"Besides being a brilliantly talented, lovely actress, she has the biggest, kindest heart and does so many great things for the city of New Orleans quietly and anonymously," says Batt. "I just wish her all the joy this new life can bring. I join the city of New Orleans in singing her praises and wish her nothing but happiness."
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When Barack Obama took office four years ago, our national debt was $10.6 trillion and unemployment was 7.8 percent. When he took office this week, our national debt was $16.4 trillion and unemployment was 7.8 percent.
In four years, Obama managed to increase debt by $5.8 trillion with absolutely no reduction in unemployment!
When Obama�s second term is over, he�s on track to leave us with $22.2 trillion in national debt, and the new norm for unemployment will be 7.8 percent, unless we count those who simply gave up looking for jobs.
On the topic of national debt, President Thomas Jefferson said, �It is incumbent upon every generation to pay its own debts as it goes.� Obama obviously disagrees. His inaugural speech ignored our debt completely. He will be the first to stick unborn generations of Americans with the historic debt levels he orchestrated.
He will have succeeded where all our enemies failed: the virtual destruction of the American economy, the American way of life and America itself. Now you know what Obama really meant when he said he was going to �fundamentally� change America.
To his ardent supporters, I hope your descendents won�t mind paying their fair share. Obama�s legacy will truly be historic!
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