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Ukraine (Russia)
The Ukraine
|Motto: "THIS is Russia."
Russian map of Ukraine. "Where is this Ukraine, then?"
|Largest city
|Official language(s)
|Gibberish (Russian name for Ukrainian)
|‑ Supreme President
|Viktor Yanukovin
|Euro (now they must let us join the EU)
|44.8 million
|Ethnic groups
|100% Russians
|Hours of
|0900-1800 (Closed at 1200 on Wednesdays, Closed all day on 2nd Friday of the Month for Stocktake)
|Drives on
|Squashed USSR peasants
"I am going to name a Russian city after me. From now on Kiev shall be called Putingrad."
"It will be soon!"
"In Ukraine, Russia is Ukraine"
The Ukraine also written as You Crane, is a country located West of the Russian Federation and East of the failing EU economies. Ukraine used to be a part of Russia as the province of Kiev since Russia was formed as a country, but it declared its independence in 1991. Ukraine is also the birth place of the Russian civilisation and holds the true Russian descendants. Therefore in Ukraine, Ukraine is referred to as Russia and Russia is simply referred to as the USSR. It borders Belarus, literally meaning Red Russia as it contained Lenin's home town; Moldova, a small country that no one has heard of and the Ubadashini Republic of Tigrestutzkistan, a major Asian country.
Formation and Independence
In 1991 after a failed attempt to remove the evil Communist leader Gorbachev from power a group of original, true Russians decided to set up a new Russia that would replace the old one. Hence they secured the independence of the territory Ukraine now occupies from the USSR, as that is where Russians came from originally, and called it Russia. Unfortunately the USSR, ironically, had used a dirty capitalist trick and copyrighted the Russia brand. So the leaders where pressed into choosing another word to name the country before the Soviet troops could invade in the name of copyright laws (the US were to support the Soviets in this action). So the President of new Russia thought of the most ridiculous, nonsensical name that you could think of for a country and came up with the word Ukraine.
Shortly afterwards the Soviets were forced into allowing the new nations of liberal new Russia Ukraine and extremist Communist Belarus to become independent. To do this all three countries formed the Commonwealth of Independent States or CIS. The CIS coincidently later built huge factories where robot soldiers called droids could take over the territory of Naboo to the South-West and eliminate the Western
jedi ambassadors in that region.
Culture and Tradition
Ukraine is well known for their most famous dish Chicken Kiev, which is now referred to a lot as Chicken because under new laws only chickens cooked in Kiev are allowed to be sold under the name Chicken Kiev. Chicken Kiev is commonly eaten with a side dish of salad, however most of the true population of Kiev (known as Kevins) tend to eat the Chicken Kiev more traditionally with so called Hannibal's Blood smeared all over the chicken. Hannibal's Blood is made from Soviet blood mixed with urea taken from the kidney of an ox.
Sport Football
There is only one sport in the Ukraine and that is football. For this reason Ukraine has to put all its effort into focusing on being good at football, and especially being better than the USSR. There is a law in Ukraine which stipulates that every man and woman over the age of 16 must do at least six hours of football training every week, so that when a football match is declared against the USSR, the whole Ukrainian civilisation forms one massive militia football team and in that way can overpower and defeat the USSR.
Ukrainian Reversal
Ukraine is the only country that has been able to influence Russian culture. The pride of Mother Russia, the Russian Reversal was developed in Ukraine before any Russian had ever conceived of it.
The Ukrainian Reversal was invented in the year 882. Normal countries had their own capitals, which became capitals normally after the country was founded. However, the Ukrainians, naturally thinking backwards (a trait now called "outside-the-box"), founded Kiev centuries before anyone imagined it becoming the capital of Ukraine. In fact, Ukraine loaned Kiev to Russia for a long time to serve as the latter's capital city Moscow then consisted of three broken huts and a lame dog. When in 1991 Ukraine attained nationhood, it adopted the national motto, "In Ukraine, republic founds you!!!"
The history of Ukraine is divided into four main ages: Ancient history, Early Middle Ages, Late Middle Ages and The Reformation.
Ancient History (1991-1997)
Ukraine is as old a country as many of its Eastern European neighbours, all of whom were created in 1991. Some people in Ukraine today can still remember the ancient times of Ukraine, which is quite unusual for most countries. Nothing much is known about this period of time as not many records were kept. However, the result of this period of instability and turmoil was to produce the life-long presidency of Ianukovitch (someone we know as Yanukovin) who still reigns today.
Early Middle Ages - Yanukovitchism (1997-2001)
In this period the Ukraine went into an economic boom which helped as Ukraine's only industry, the agricultural sector had bumper harvests. This was due to the fact that the climate is so harsh that only very tolerant plants grow there and to be able to grow these tolerant plants the atmospheric radiation level has to increase to twenty two parts per million. Recently the Ukrainian government had detonated its first nuclear bomb found on a path, in a suitcase where a Russian had dropped it in a hurry. The nuclear capabilities of the Ukraine are still unknown to the World today, as no radiation escaped Ukraine thanks to the crops absorbing it all.
Late Middle Ages - Early Yanukovinism (2001-2006)
The Uzbek-Ukraine War of 2006:
Following a bold invasion by Uzbekistan which resulted in the capturing of all of Ukraine's rich turnip deposits, war was declared. Fellow allies, the Great Republic of Georgia helped draw up plans to regain this precious fatty bacon substance. However, problems arose when Uzbekistan could not be located on a map. The two countries signed a peace agreement in June, which stipulated a favourable balance of trade in turnips for both countries. Uzbekistan was greatly interested in how this "turnip" was made; Ukraine told them they needed nuclear capabilities to grow turnips as ripe as that, first.
Also, in 2000, Vladimir Putin became Russian president and Ianoukovitch decided to change his name to Yanukovin. This increased his popularity and the number of votes for him in the elections, obviously because during the elections his name became easier to spell for medieval Ukrainians (who, at that time, were rather uneducated).
The Reformation (2006-Present Day)
On January 1, 2009, after a long and painful night of absolute wastefulness, the Ukrainian government found out that there might be no more gas in country's reserves due to all of it having been spent to brew horilka for the New Year. The Ukrainian president then sent spies to Russia in order to find out the biggest source of natural gas and steal it. The spies brought back home an oxygen tank with "Lenin's gases" written on it. It was opened on January 2, 2009, causing the greatest mass murder ever committed in the Ukraine to this date.
At the same time, Russian President Vladimir Putin sent a nuclear threat letter to Ukraine, to ask for their country's independence to be placed in the hands of the USSR. The Ukrainian government responded with their own nuclear threat letter. A stalemate ensued and the cold Winter, that only Russians and Belarusians could bear, made itself apparent in peasants' houses, which were deprived of gas. The whole gas dispute ended when the Ukraine realised it could use the nuclear power they had to supply electricity to homes and went around building lots of nuclear power stations with a guide they bought from Russia called, "How to build a Chernobyl-type power station."
Ukraine has no parliament. It does have something called the Verkhovna Rada (English: "Supreme Happiness") with some of the functions of a legislature. Verkhovna Rada was founded in 1938 and was the parliament of the Ukrainian SSR (the name given to the Ukrainian territory when it was part of the USSR). Although the Ukrainian Communist Party wound up affairs in 1991, Verkhovna Rada lived on as part of the Ukraine when it gained its independence, as the surviving Conservative Party was too lazy to create a real parliament. In addition, the Verkhovna Rada employed many
KGB officers people too talented ever to find work elsewhere. Finally, the President left it in place but lengthened its name to "Verkhovna Rada of Ukraine."[1]
In 1990, there was a real election for the Verkhovna Rada. Previous elections had all been fake. Subsequent elections have also all been fake, as people quickly decided that elections are boring. So the membership of the Rada stays the same. The Rada simulates "turnover" by having members occasionally switch seats or committees.
Brawls are not unusual in the Rada. After several decades of work together, members got tired of each other and began quarrelling. But actual fighting is still at a trivial level compared either to Russia or to ice hockey.
It is said that in Russia "we pretend to work and they pretend to pay us." On this model, members of Verkhovna Rada pretend to make laws. It is one of the curses of Ukraine that this game of pretend has gone on for so long that it fills many volumes.
Ukraine has two political camps, which Westerners will recognise as "right-wing" and "left-wing." In Ukraine, however, the right wing is Anti-American while the left wing is Anti-Russian.
Here are the major parties that belong to the left wing:
- The anti-Russia "Our Ukraine" Party. That would make everyone else "Their Ukraine."
- The "Solidarity" party, compared to which everyone else favours bickering.
- The Christian Democratic Union.
Here are some major parties on the right wing:
- Our Real Ukraine (a typical pro-
PutinRussian party that is the leftovers of the Ukrainian Communist Party)
- Separatism (the real Anti-Solidarity party)
- The Christian Anti-Democratic Union, which exists just for completeness.
In 1991, the Ukraine people rose up and demanded that government serve the people rather than, say, bears and stuff. The enraged government reacted by banning people from politics completely. This gave rise to the "Ukrainian People's Party." It too has a counterpart on the other wing: the "Ukrainian Animal Party." This is neither the SPCA nor one of the weekly parties of Ukrainians dressed in fur suits.
The Anti-Communist Party was banned one century (Ukrainian century equals a decade) ago by the Communists. There have been calls to revive it, but Yanoukovin ignored them. (Why organize to oppose something non-existent?) He also dismissed calls for an Anti-Ukrainian Party, noting that most of the existing parties are already anti-Ukrainian.
When Verkhovna Rada of Ukraine neither fights, nor drinks horilka, it makes laws. These laws are considered to be very sensible. Experts however say that Ukrainian judicial system 'is rotten to the core'. But deputies from Verkhovna Rada answer that judicial and legislative government branches are separate sections that are not the same thing at all. So there is no truth in saying that the Verkhovna Rada has something other than a completely sensible, fair, honest and efficient membership. Some of the most important Ukrainian internal policies concern the everyday life of an average Ukrainian: they prevent him, for example,
- from using gas more than once a week (Ukraine doesn't have it's own natural gas reserves and their relationship with Russia is not that stable)
- from drinking vodka if he did not drink horilka
- from speaking Russian if he does not speak Ukrainian (Ukraine wants to preserve its own culture and, as the Government says, 'it is better to have a dumb Ukrainian than a foreigner who just pretends to be
- from taking a shower more than once per day (water is not endless)
Foreign policies are also very clever:
- It is forbidden for the Uzbek guest workers to work illegally on the Ukrainian territory
- On the contrary, Russian illegal workers are allowed in Ukraine (the first policy has caused the major increase of Uzbek guest workers in Russia (legal and illegal); the second, however, did not have the desired result: Russians are not intelligent enough to understand all the benefits of the position of an illegal worker in Ukraine)
- It is absolutely forbidden to sell gas to Russian government, organization or individual (Russia may run out of natural gas resources in near future so Ukraine will begin selling it and the two neighbours will have a better relationship).
All those policies have impacted Ukraine so much that it is considered to be the best
former USSR country to live in.
Geography of Ukraine
Human Geography
There are many humans in the Ukraine and they are spread out across the whole of the territory. Ukraine's biggest city is Kiev, with an official population of 10 million (sourced from Ukrainian Government database), making it the third largest city in the World.
In terms of jobs available, all citizens are employed with 10% working in tourism and 90% working in industry. Ukrainian industry is largely dependent on the huge astronautical sector, which is behind the Ukraine's attempt to land a man on Saturn (Mars is too easy). The man they have chosen to land on Saturn is the President of Belarus, Alexander Lukashenko, which is odd as the Ukrainians really detest him.
Another Ukrainian industry is the mining industry. 40% of Ukrainians work in this industry. They mine Uranium ore from out of the ground to be used as fertiliser for the crops or for their nuclear programme.
The farming industry used to be quite popular in the Ukraine but with the invention of modern technology in the form of Belarusian slaves there is no need for farm labourers any more, and these workers have gone to be employed elsewhere.
The Ukrainian people are thought to be descendants of the Cossacks. This has influenced their relationship with other people and made them very hostile and peaceful.
Physical Geography
Ukrainian geography consists of many flat plateaus on which lie many flat planes, that have crashed and degraded over the centuries of disfunctional Eastern European airlines. Surrounding these plateaus are the Urinal mountain range which are connected to the Ural mountain range in the USSR. This mountain range holds the mountain giants such as Mt. Everist (not to be confused with Mount Everest) which has, somewhat unusually, risen in the past half-century. When Ukraine was part of the USSR in 1960 Mount Everist measured 2,061m high but in 2008 the Ukrainian Mountain Society (UMS) recorded the mountain to be 8,764m high, making it the eleventh tallest mountain in the World. The height is often quoted as 340 UMS points, according to the Society's own scale. This is enough for the mountain to apply for a place in the University of Oxford's Geography department's World's Tallest Mountains book.
There are three main rivers in Ukraine, each of which have a different colour of water, depending on what type of waste was pumped into them further up stream by the factories that line the river banks: the Dneiper (yellow), the Seversky Donets (blue) and the Dneister (red). These all mix-up and flow into the sea to the South giving the name the Black Sea. The Ukrainians use this geographical phenomenon to claim that the Black Sea is neither the USSR's or Turkey's but in fact Ukraine's. Their claim is currently undisputed, as even the Turks can't face going within five miles of the coast, due to the gagging, eye-watering, nostril-dissolving nature of the air around it. The coast is very popular with Ukrainians, amongst whom it has an unparalleled reputation for the "bracing" fresh air.
The Ukrainian economy is very good and would be a huge asset to the EU if Ukraine were to join. No one wants to migrate out of the Ukraine thanks to its amazing economy, and by joining the EU the Ukraine could potentially divert the large amounts of Eastern European migrants to the Ukraine instead of France and Britain. This would benefit everybody.
In 2008 Yanukovin, with the help of the Ukrainian ministers, introduced a new way of spending the country's budget which saved it from crisis. When the financial crisis began in Europe, Yanukovin took 90% of all the money and kept it all to himself, his family, and friends. So Ukraine was not at all affected by the crisis. After it passed, Yanukovin decided to return the country's capital to the state treasury but all the Ukrainians appreciated the new technique so much that they forced him to keep it. Right now most of the Ukrainian money is still in the hands of the President and his helpers.
This technique proved itself to be so effective that a lot of governments borrowed it. USSR president, Vladimir Putin has said in public that in order to have a successful economy all the country's officials should behave the way the Ukrainians did. The technique is known to economists as the Kiev Anti-Deficit Move and is an example of how Ukraine's policies are at the fore front of World economics.
Some believe that Ukraine has stolen many of Russia's secrets; mainly, that Ukraine misappropriated and "weaponised" the secret of Russian road-building (pictured). This led to a huge increase in the number of deaths per year on Russia's roads, a victory for the Ukraine.
The Ukrainian military is composed of 76% of the population (the other 24% are in prison and thus unable to serve). It is the finest modern militia operating in the World. The Ukrainian army's doctrine is not to develop more technological ways to conduct warfare but simply to use overwhelming peasant force to crush the enemy. This works well for the Ukraine, as it only usually uses its military power against militaries of neighbouring second-world countries such as the USSR, Belarus, Romania and the Ubadashini Republic of Tigrestutzkistan.
The most developed military machine of the Ukrainian army is the Panzer II, which, contrary to popular belief, was developed and invented in Ukraine and not in Nazi Germany. This machine has been used in all of Ukraine's wars and has not only proved very effective at slaughtering the enemy but also in slaughtering deserters and traitors (few that there are).
Ukraine has a huge tourist industry, as so many people are fans of the wonderful country. However the Ukraine is not a third-world country so does not rely on the tourism industry to provide for at least 60% of GDP as the Ukraine has many industries.
One sector of tourism is the exotic, beach-going tourism, which is fuelled by the fact that Ukraine is further South than the USSR, where most tourists come from, so tourists can enjoy the warm, sunny beaches of the Black Sea.
The other sector of tourism is used to display the culture of Ukraine. Many young USSR tourists visit Ukraine to learn where their ancestors originated from and what their ancestors built. They then stay in the Ukraine become indoctrinated with the "truth" about their country and never return to the USSR.
All Ukrainians speak badly-spoken Russian (known as Ukrainian) and teach it to their children. This is because, to make the official Ukrainian language easier to learn for the population, linguists decided that it should be a dialect very similar to Russian but (considering the level of education of average medieval Ukrainians) with a lot of mistakes included. When the Ukrainian government was introduced to this project, it was refused completely because Ukraine, as a separate country, should have its own separate language and not a messed-up dialect. All the work on the project was completely abandoned.
All the linguists fell into a deep depression and were still lying there when, in 1991, the Ukrainian (now independent) government began desperately needing an official Ukrainian language. The project was revived but, in order to make new Ukrainian look different from Russian, new letters were included in the alphabet. One was borrowed from English (і) , one from Latin (ї), one was invented by Ukrainians themselves (ґ) and one was a backward Russian letter (є).
However, the project had to be introduced so quickly that the government did not have enough time to analyse it well and no one noticed that the Ukrainian nation was now well educated and did not have as many mistakes when speaking Russian as before. This fact made Ukrainian hard to speak even for the Ukrainians themselves. If it wouldn't be for this fact, right now the whole world would be talking in Ukrainian, as it has an immense influence on other countries. But there are currently only 30 million Ukrainian native speakers.
Example of a Ukrainian phrase "Дєнь хорошого вамі! ("Have a nice day" in English)
- Compare it to the Russian phrase "Хорошего вам дня" which also means "have a nice day". Russians will immediately notice
wronggrammar different from Russian, a lot of new letters and a creative use of orthography.
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The first judo championship for the opening season is expected to be staged in Dar es Salaam for two days from May 26.
Over hundred judokas from all over the country including 23 Zanzibaris are gearing up for the lucrative tourney to be held at the Landmark Hotel in Ubungo.
Judokas Association of Tanzania is the organiser of the event that has been boosted by Gemini mining firm I terms of sponsorship.
Russian citizen who is based in the country Yulih Taverdjan is behind the sponsorship of the tournament.
There will be seven categories for the championship that has included men, women and children.
Three top placed winners in each category would be prized with hard cash at the end of the event. The first will scoop $600, runners-up $300 and third placed finisher has a consolation prize of $100.
The Gemini mining firm has prepared some trophies beside the cash prizes for the tournament winners. Taverdjan said the event has secured a full backing from the judokas association.
He said the motive behind the sponsorship is based on his in-depth interest of the game which he used to play for more than 15 years.
Taverdjan said it is of his interest to see Tanzanians play judo and his personal devotion of the game has driven him to dig deep into his resources and raise the sponsorship package.
This is the first judo tournament in the country that involves prize money to the winners aimed at improving ad promoting the game.
The Russian said should this month's tournament go ahead as planned and attain successful outcome, he will also be available to back the East African championship set to be held later this year in Dar es Salaam.
Judokas have been urged to turn up in big numbers and compete in the tourney, a special of its kind.
Taverdjan also said he is more interested to be involved in the judo promotion as long as he is in the country. Judo is one of the minority sports in Tanzania and lacks infrastructure for its development.

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Since you cannot use private messages until you reach 5 posts, putting some e-mail adress would be nice to talk about it
I'm looking for a map that I could use for a strategy game I'm developing. The map would be used for a "campaign" map where the player will pick the next battle, the actual game takes place on maps handled by my engine. It's like an overview of the whole war. The battles the player can pick would be icons on said map and winning a battle would unlock new predefined battles.
This overview map would not be realistic, i.e. not a part of Europe or similar, but not too alien either. It would feel like Europe/US but without strictly being either. It would be perhaps (to make it easy) 1000x800 km in size and would contain some water and rivers. No need for woods, mountains or other terrain features. I don't want an island, the map should look like a part of a continent. There can be sea on, say, one edge of the map and lakes etc are fine too. The time era I'm using is something similar to our 17th to 19th century, meaning musket warfare with infantry, artillery and cavalry.
Coloring could be either realistic or something like these sepia like maps that I've seen here. The color should be a bit subdued though so that whatever I need to show on the map is visible. I need to be able to show some title text and 1-2 extra buttons, so the "meat" of the map should not fill the entire available area.
Ideally I'd like some icons in SVG or PNG format that I could use to represent cities and important landmarks. The map would be in a digital format of at least 2048x1536 (landscape retina iPad sized). I would like to have the right to edit the map and add cities etc as I see fit.
Obviously I would pay for the map, as it's going to be used in a commercial game. I have basically no idea what rates maps would go for. My own budget for this game is about 0 and I don't expect it to ever make any real money (it's a labour of love) but this is still a paid thing. Doing it for free is of course acceptable too. If someone has an older map that could work for my use case please let me know, it does not have to be new and original work. But if someone wants to whip up a totally new map that would be great. Let me know what rates maps go for.
Since you cannot use private messages until you reach 5 posts, putting some e-mail adress would be nice to talk about it
Hi, Jan! I think I could paint what you are looking for. You can view my portfolio here: Lingon's Album: Finished maps If you like it, please drop me an e-mail at flygandegris--at--gmail.com (replacing "--at--" with @, of course!) and we can talk more Feel free to write in swedish if you speak it, by the way
Edit: weird, your second post didn't show up for me until now… But now that I can see your e-mail I'll contact you instead!
Last edited by Lingon; 07-17-2013 at 04:01 PM.
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BW118: The Fires of a Red-Hot Reunion!
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Heading towards the White Ruins, Ash and co. come across a special Kanto Fair, a fair celebrating the region of Kanto and the various Pokémon that dwell there. Ash is excited to see all these attractions that remind him of home and ends up seeing a cheerful Charmander right on stage. Reminding him of his old friend after telling his stories to them, Ash calls Professor Oak and requests that he sends over Charizard (since he came back from Charific Valley) while he sends Unfezant to his lab. However, once there, Charizard soon meets Iris' Dragonite and a fierce rivalry between them begins with a battle. Will the battle last? Who will win?
- All the characters and backgrounds in the flashbacks have had animation redesigns to fit the BW series. These scenes were also redubbed by the current TPCi cast rather recycling the 4Kids voices.
- The following episodes were shown in the flashbacks:
- IL011: Charmander - The Stray Pokémon
- IL025: Primeape Goes Bananas
- IL032: The Ninja Poké-Showdown
- OVA002: Snow Way Out!
- IL043: The March of the Exeggutor Squad
- IL044: The Problem with Paras
- IL046: Attack of the Prehistoric Pokémon
- IL059: Volcanic Panic
- IL079: Friend and Foe Alike
- OI024: Charizard Chills
- JE018: Charizard's Burning Ambitions
- JE138: Better Eight Than Never
- JE154: Can't Beat the Heat!
- AG136: The Symbol Life
- The following episodes were shown in the flashbacks:
- Although Ash and co. (minus N) had encountered some of the Pokémon that are from Kanto they know in Unova.
- First was Koffing who was under the ownership of the Virbank City Gym Leader: Roxie in BW085: Rocking the Virbank Gym! (Part 1).
- Second was a whole bunch of Onix they've encountered with Dawn while searching for the "Special Onix" in BW089: Expediton to Onix Island!.
- The third was a Dragonite (when everyone called him a rogue) that Iris caught in BW091: Iris and the Rogue Dragonite!.
- The fourth was a Flareon, Jolteon, Vaporeon, and an Eevee who were belonged to Virgil in BW104: Team Eevee and the Pokémon Rescue Squad!
- Instead of Rachel Lillis returning, Michelle Knotz (Who voiced Misty in Mastermind of Mirage Pokémon) voices her in the flashbacks of this episode.
- Although Team Rocket appears in a flashback, they are barely visible as in the scene they appear that they are being burned by Charmander's Flamethrower, leaving only their weak silhouette visible.
- This is Sarah Natochenny's first time portraying Ash in the Original Series via flashbacks.
- This is the first time Brock, Misty (Flashback) and Tracey (cameo), appear in the BW saga.
- When it is shown Koga battling Ash, Charmander defeats Golbat with Flamethrower, when in the original episode, it wins with Fire Spin.
- This would be the third time in the entire series for Ash's Charizard to battle a Dragonite since OI031: Enter the Dragonite and JE137: Great Bowls of Fire!, but the thing is: Iris' Dragonite looked different than the others due to the fact that it wants to challenge any Pokémon that it happens to meet and much thougher ones than itself to get as strong as possible as Jervius describes it in BW091: Iris and the Rogue Dragonite!.
- In this episode, Ash decides to bring Charizard back to his team the fourth time in the entire series since he showed him how strong he becomes and join his journey in Unova.
- Who's that Pokémon?: Charmander.
- Though Liza did not have a speaking role, Lisa Ortiz provided the voice of the unknown female Charmander trainer.
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- For students who are content with their mathematics placement based on the ACT Mathematics score as described above, no action is required.
- For students who feel that their ACT Mathematics score (and consequent placement, as indicated above) does not appropriately reflect their mastery of mathematics may opt to take the BVU Mathematics Placement Examination. The examination will be offered one hour prior to the beginning of the Summer Orientation Days activities. Placement based on results on the examination will override placement via the ACT Mathematics score.
Important Note
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Mario Andretti said it best: "if you wait, all that happens is you get older."
Back in the dark ages, when my dad was helping me unstick my 5-year-old's rubber boots from too-deep marsh mud, hunters mostly hunted local, and let their dreams of hunting travel languish. How things have changed. These days, it seems like most fowling folk have been to Canada and are going back, while others cross borders to clobber neighbor state's birds, or hop a flyway to witness their first goose tornado. Why? Because we can. Passion drives the thing. Traveling to hunt is no longer elitist. One of my favorite hunts last year was a Maine eider expedition, and the guys in camp were regular Joes with guns from DU banquets, and it was their second trip…during a recession! So I talked to Ramsey Russell, a biologist and international man of duck-hunting mystery, who brokers hunts all over the planet. We came up with a list of reasonably priced must-do hunts in the Americas.
Some of the best are close to home and should be: two of my other favorite hunts of the year took place in Arkansas, within driving distance of WILDFOWL's Illinois HQ. I'll never forget snows sucking into our vast spread like foam packing peanuts whirling into a ceiling fan. Or shooting limits of specklebellies—over water! And just over the border in Alberta, we shot a half-dozen different subspecies of geese in one morning. This list is not a ranking and is by no means comprehensive—none of the spots I just mentioned are even on it. Chesapeake Bay isn't, either. Though every waterfowler should make a pilgrimage to Mecca, the hunting on the Bay these days often falls short of epic. This list is merely a good start. Print out these pages, paste them on the fridge, circle a dream hunt or two and go tell your wife what you want for Christmas. You won't have to twist her arm to go to Mexico. Whether it's 37 species you seek or just great experiences, the only thing that happens if you wait, is you get older.
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-- Pintails and canvasbacks
-- Starting at $200-$300 a day
-- Peak: January
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-- Mallards
-- $300 a day
-- Peak: December-January
Ducks, Bucks & Dates
-- Pacific brant and elite sea ducks
-- Starting at $2,700-$3,000 for six days
-- Peak: September-January
Ducks, Bucks & Dates
-- Greater snow geese
-- $1,800 for three days, lodging, meals, transfers, ammo and ice chest
-- Peak: May
Ducks, Bucks & Dates
-- King eiders
-- About $4,300, not including airfare (around $2,000 more)
-- Peak: January, when you can hurt yourself on snow crab
Ducks, Bucks & Dates
-- Blue-winged, green-winged, cinnamon teal, canvasbacks and pintails
-- $2,400
-- Peak: January-February
Ducks, Bucks & Dates
-- Pacific brant
-- $2,450
-- Peak: Late January-February
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-- Mallards
-- DIY, or $350 a day guided
-- Peak: December-January
Ducks, Bucks & Dates
-- Rosy-billed pochard and 12 other species
-- $2,800-$3,700 for four days
-- Peak: June-July
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-- Torrent ducks and cinnamon teal
-- $3,500-$4,000 for a week in the mountains or a week on the coast, or three days in each place
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Jayme Plensa
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Spanish artist Jayme Plensa is a familiar presence to those who have visited Millenium Park in Chicago. He is the creator of Crown Fountain, an interactive art installation which opened in July of 2004. The two glass brick towers, act as a display for digital videos on their facing planes. It appears as it water is spraying out of the mouths of the people displayed on these blocks. Visitors can be found splashing around in the pool of water on the beautiful black granite plaza, framed by Plensa's towers.
Jayme Plensa has a new exhibit in the Yorkshire Sculpture Park which certainly looks like it is worth a look. I find these sculptures below to have such expressive and ethereal qualities. The forms of these objects become architectural, as they invite us to not only view, but to experience the piece three dimensionally. I am taken by the incredibly modern and minimal approach, and yet each piece is layered with significant detail, drawing me in for a closer look. The proportion is dead on, the play on scale effective, and the simplicity allows for the artists statement to be heard. On view now through September, a stroll through the beautiful grounds in Wakefield England, would no doubt be a thought provoking experience.
"2011 will also see Plensa's first public art project in New York City. Echo will be presented from 5 May – 14 August 2011 by the Madison Square Park Conservancy. In the UK, Chichester Cathedralrecently announced Plensa's winning proposal for the Hussey Memorial Commission, Together, expected to be unveiled in the Cathedral in 2012″. Yorkshire Sculpture Park
Crown Fountain Image by Brandon Farley
'irma' by jaume plensa at the yorkshire sculpture park in wakefield, england
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33 U.S. Code § 910 - Determination of pay
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Except as otherwise provided in this chapter, the average weekly wage of the injured employee at the time of the injury shall be taken as the basis upon which to compute compensation and shall be determined as follows:
(a) If the injured employee shall have worked in the employment in which he was working at the time of the injury, whether for the same or another employer, during substantially the whole of the year immediately preceding his injury, his average annual earnings shall consist of three hundred times the average daily wage or salary for a six-day worker and two hundred and sixty times the average daily wage or salary for a five-day worker, which he shall have earned in such employment during the days when so employed.
(b) If the injured employee shall not have worked in such employment during substantially the whole of such year, his average annual earnings, if a six-day worker, shall consist of three hundred times the average daily wage or salary, and, if a five-day worker, two hundred and sixty times the average daily wage or salary, which an employee of the same class working substantially the whole of such immediately preceding year in the same or in similar employment in the same or a neighboring place shall have earned in such employment during the days when so employed.
(c) If either of the foregoing methods of arriving at the average annual earnings of the injured employee cannot reasonably and fairly be applied, such average annual earnings shall be such sum as, having regard to the previous earnings of the injured employee in the employment in which he was working at the time of the injury, and of other employees of the same or most similar class working in the same or most similar employment in the same or neighboring locality, or other employment of such employee, including the reasonable value of the services of the employee if engaged in self-employment, shall reasonably represent the annual earning capacity of the injured employee.
(1) The average weekly wages of an employee shall be one fifty-second part of his average annual earnings.
(2) Notwithstanding paragraph (1), with respect to any claim based on a death or disability due to an occupational disease for which the time of injury (as determined under subsection (i) of this section) occurs—
(A) within the first year after the employee has retired, the average weekly wages shall be one fifty-second part of his average annual earnings during the 52-week period preceding retirement; or
(e) If it be established that the injured employee was a minor when injured, and that under normal conditions his wages should be expected to increase during the period of disability the fact may be considered in arriving at his average weekly wages.
(f) Effective October 1 of each year, the compensation or death benefits payable for permanent total disability or death arising out of injuries subject to this chapter shall be increased by the lesser of—
(1) a percentage equal to the percentage (if any) by which the applicable national weekly wage for the period beginning on such October 1, as determined under section 906 (b) of this title, exceeds the applicable national average weekly wage, as so determined, for the period beginning with the preceding October 1; or
(g) The weekly compensation after adjustment under subsection (f) of this section shall be fixed at the nearest dollar. No adjustment of less than $1 shall be made, but in no event shall compensation or death benefits be reduced.
(1) Not later than ninety days after October 27, 1972, the compensation to which an employee or his survivor is entitled due to total permanent disability or death which commenced or occurred prior to October 27, 1972, shall be adjusted. The amount of such adjustment shall be determined in accordance with regulations of the Secretary by designating as the employee's average weekly wage the applicable national average weekly wage determined under section 906 (b) of this title and
(A) computing the compensation to which such employee or survivor would be entitled if the disabling injury or death had occurred on the day following October 27, 1972, and
(B) subtracting therefrom the compensation to which such employee or survivor was entitled on October 27, 1972; except that no such employee or survivor shall receive total compensation amounting to less than that to which he was entitled on October 27, 1972. Notwithstanding the foregoing sentence, where such an employee or his survivor was awarded compensation as the result of death or permanent total disability at less than the maximum rate that was provided in this chapter at the time of the injury which resulted in the death or disability, then his average weekly wage shall be determined by increasing his average weekly wage at the time of such injury by the percentage which the applicable national average weekly wage has increased between the year in which the injury occurred and the first day of the first month following October 27, 1972. Where such injury occurred prior to 1947, the Secretary shall determine, on the basis of such economic data as he deems relevant, the amount by which the employee's average weekly wage shall be increased for the pre-1947 period.
(2) Fifty per centum of any additional compensation or death benefit paid as a result of the adjustment required by paragraphs (1) and (3) of this subsection shall be paid out of the special fund established under section 944 of this title, and 50 per centum shall be paid from appropriations.
(i) For purposes of this section with respect to a claim for compensation for death or disability due to an occupational disease which does not immediately result in death or disability, the time of injury shall be deemed to be the date on which the employee or claimant becomes aware, or in the exercise of reasonable diligence or by reason of medical advice should have been aware, of the relationship between the employment, the disease, and the death or disability.
Source(Mar. 4, 1927, ch. 509, § 10,44 Stat. 1431; June 24, 1948, ch. 623, § 4,62 Stat. 603; Pub. L. 92–576, § 11,Oct. 27, 1972, 86 Stat. 1258; Pub. L. 98–426, § 10,Sept. 28, 1984, 98 Stat. 1647.)
1984—Subsec. (d). Pub. L. 98–426, § 10(a)(1), designated existing provisions as par. (1) and added par. (2).
Subsec. (f). Pub. L. 98–426, § 10(b), substituted "subject to this chapter" for "sustained after October 27, 1972," and inserted "the lesser of—" after "by" in introductory language, designated balance of existing provisions as par. (1), substituted "; or" for a period at end of par. (1), and added par. (2).
Subsec. (i). Pub. L. 98–426, § 10(a)(2), added subsec. (i).
1972—Subsecs. (f) to (h). Pub. L. 92–576added subsecs. (f) to (h).
1948—Subsec. (a). Act June 24, 1948, included a factor (a 260 multiplier) so as to make this subsec. useful in 5-day week employments.
Subsec. (b). Act June 24, 1948, included the new factor (a 260 multiplier) to make this subsec. consistent with subsec. (a).
Subsec. (c). Act June 24, 1948, permitted the inclusion of all earnings of the injured workman in determining the employee's annual earning capacity.
Effective Date of 1984 Amendment
Amendment by section 10(a) ofPub. L. 98–426effective Sept. 28, 1984, and applicable both with respect to claims filed after such date and to claims pending on such date, and amendment by section 10(b) ofPub. L. 98–426effective Sept. 28, 1984, see section 28(a), (e)(1) ofPub. L. 98–426, set out as a note under section 901 of this title.
Effective Date of 1972 Amendment
Amendment by Pub. L. 92–576effective 30 days after Oct. 27, 1972, see section 22 ofPub. L. 92–576, set out as a note under section 902 of this title.
Effective Date of 1948 Amendment
Amendment by act June 24, 1948, applicable to death or injuries occurring after June 24, 1948, see section 6 of act June 24, 1948, set out as a note under section 906 of this title.
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The Truffade Z-Type is a gang car in Grand Theft Auto 2 (driven by members of the Zaibatsu Corporation) and an old luxury coupe in Grand Theft Auto V.
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The vehicle appears in the Downtown, Residential and Industrial Districts of Anywhere City in GTA 2. It gives a silenced machine gun when crushed. The Z-Type is most likely inspired by the 1995 Chrysler Atlantic.
HD Universe
- "Weather the new Great Depression with a car from the last Great Depression. When this rolled off the production line in 1937, minorities and women knew their place. It was the world's fastest automobile. Now it's the world's most expensive second-hand automobile. One of only 10 ever made, the Z-Type is a car you can really enjoy sitting in, surrounded by armed guards, too terrified to actually drive it anywhere."
- ―Legendary Motorsport webpage
It is based on the Bugatti Type 57SC Atlantic, the vehicle is a sleek classic coupe made by Truffade.
The 1937 Z-Type can be bought for $10,000,000 from Legendarymotorsport.net. According to Devin Weston and Legendarymotorsport.net only 10 Z-Types were made - hence the high price tag. It is the most expensive land vehicle to appear in the GTA Series.
The car has a very characteristic handling where it's able to softly take offand can easily weave through light traffic and give the player the impression that it's relatively easy to drive, but it's prone to sudden and unexpected spinouts upon cornering at any speed. What may seem like a controlled drive down the windy roads in Vinewood hills can suddenly take a turn for the worse and send the car flying off the road and down the mountain. Counter-steering is extremely difficult.
Devin Weston requests a black and brown (need colour confirmation) variant of this car in one of the missions he gives the player. Trevor and Franklin are tasked with retrieving it from a man called Chad Mulligan who has hidden it. This mission involves using an LSPD camera in a helicopter to identify and track Chad back to the lockup. Franklin om the ground then has to chase Chad as he tries to escape. This lead onto the use of a thermal camera to detect Chad in a parking lot. Once found Franklin takes the car and drives it to Los Santos International Airport where Devin is waiting. One of Devin's men then take the car somewhere else.


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COLUMBIA, S.C. (AP) -- South Carolina coach Steve Spurrier could earn himself another statue if his 13th-ranked Gamecocks defeat No. 12 Clemson this weekend.
South Carolina (9-2) could pull off its fourth-straight victory in the rivalry, something the Gamecocks have accomplished once in the series that was first played in 1896. Spurrier can also become the program's all-time wins leader with 65 victories, surpassing Rex Enright's mark he tied a week ago.
Spurrier says he's got too much to worry about with Clemson's high-speed offense and defense that's given up ground, but held the line when it mattered most.
The Gamecocks (9-2) have won two of the past three games against Clemson (10-1) at Death Valley.
Spurrier says Clemson is an early-season loss to Florida State away from being in the national title hunt
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Research Fellow David Beckworth, editor of Boom and Bust Banking, and Research Fellow Scott Sumner, contributor to Boom and Bust Banking, discuss the role of the Fed.
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Romdeau wrote:Peralisc9001 wrote:And also she was getting lots of play because most lawtia level 3 units plain suck.
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29 U.S. Code § 101 - Issuance of restraining orders and injunctions; limitation; public policy
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No court of the United States, as defined in this chapter, shall have jurisdiction to issue any restraining order or temporary or permanent injunction in a case involving or growing out of a labor dispute, except in a strict conformity with the provisions of this chapter; nor shall any such restraining order or temporary or permanent injunction be issued contrary to the public policy declared in this chapter.
Source(Mar. 23, 1932, ch. 90, § 1,47 Stat. 70.)
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Small-business owners in the food or retail industry might want to reconsider their sales pitches, according to The Associated Press.
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Each Senator is entitled to the binding in half morocco, or material not more expensive, of one copy of each public document to which he is entitled, an account of which shall be kept by the Secretary of the Senate.
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22-23 January 2014, Kinshasa, Democratic Republic of Congo – A training workshop was held on the Globally Harmonised System of Classification and Labelling of Chemicals (GHS) in Kinshasa from 22 to 23 January 2014.
The two-day workshop was attended by some 30 representatives of government, industry, non-governmental organisations, and academia, as well as a UNITAR resource person. Participants received substantive training on the GHS and discussed the GHS Situation and Gap Analysis prepared by the country. The participants also provided input into draft sectoral GHS implementation plans, which will serve as a basis for the National GHS Implementation Strategy. The country will expand on these discussions and prepare the Strategy over the coming months. In parallel to the development of the Strategy, the Democratic Republic of Congo will continue awareness-raising and training activities for the different sectors such as the industrial workplace, agriculture, transport, and consumer products.
The GHS Training Workshop was hosted by the Ministry of Environment, Nature Conservation and Tourism of the Democratic Republic of Congo, with technical support provided by UNITAR, and financial support provided by SAICM's Quick Start Programme Trust Fund.