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The Power of Independent Thinking
A Gala for Liberty: The Independent Institutes Gala Reception and Dinner
Recorded: Tuesday, September 16, 2008
On September 16, Archbishop Desmond Tutu, actor and director Andy Garcia, and entrepreneur William K. Bowes, Jr. were honored at the Independent Institutes A Gala for Liberty. Each honoree received the Alexis de Tocqueville Award in recognition of their contributions to advancing the ideas and ideals of liberty, entrepreneurship, innovation, and peace.
Experts: George B. N. Ayittey, Michael J. Boskin, William K. Bowes, Jr., Andy Garcia, Archbishop Desmond M. Tutu, Alvaro Vargas LlosaType: Independent Institute EventIssues: Business, Civil Liberties/ Human Rights, Collectivism, Culture/ Society, Democracy, Diplomacy and Foreign Aid, Economic History and Development (International), Free Market Economics, Free Speech, Freedom, Government Power, History (International), Latin America, Political Ideology and Philosophy, Race Issues, Religion, Taxes, Terrorism and National Crises, Trade
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The reception and presentation of the Thomas S. Szasz Awards for Outstanding Contributions to the Cause of Civil Liberties to Robert Higgs and Robert Spillane, followed by a special forum featuring Dr. Higgs on Liberty and Leviathan.
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Friday Jun 17 2011
Weidel on Wheels: Routan makes the minivan a fun vehicle to drive
By: Jeffrey Weidel
While I'm no fan of the minivan, one has to admit that the 2011 Volkswagen Routan is a pretty nice vehicle. Put the Routan's same essentials in a sport utility vehicle body and no one is worried about the stigma of driving around in a vehicle designed for the "soccer mom." It's a bit ironic that 40 years ago the folks at Volkswagen were getting major kudos for the "Beetle Bus," a great camping vehicle that became the "hippy" transportation of choice in the 1960s and '70s. Volkswagen now produces a far superior product in the Routan, but yet doesn't get anywhere near the notoriety for it that the hippy van received. However, the Routan and minivans in general still deliver. These family-friendly vehicles are still the smartest design when it comes to space for passengers and cargo. The 2011 Routan is a seven-passenger minivan that replaced the VW Eurovan when it was discontinued in 2003. The Routan was unveiled in 2008 and serves as Volkswagen's answer to the Dodge Grand Caravan and the Chrysler Town & Country. While most agree the Routan is an improvement on the two aforementioned vans, part of the problem is taking on the two industry leaders — the highly regarded Honda Odyssey and Toyota Siena. The 2011 Routan is essentially unchanged from last year's model. It did add a new, more powerful 3.6-liter V-6 engine to the lineup this year, the same one that now powers the Dodge and Chrysler minivans. The exterior differs from the Grand Caravan and Town & Country thanks to a sloping grille, rounded headlights and a few other facets. The new engine does make a noticeable difference when powering up the foothills on a recent day trip. All Routan models now feature a robust 3.8-liter, V-6 engine with 283 horsepower. It goes 0 to 60 in 8.3 seconds, which is not bad for a minivan, yet still a half second slower than either the Sienna or Odyssey. Although the Routan is a large vehicle, it still handles nicely and has strong maneuverability. It corners well and provides a comfortable ride that isn't too bothered by bumpy roads or uneven surfaces. Minivans are ultimately judged on their interior and the Routan receives solid marks in this department. This VW features wide chairs that are comfortable for long drives or short trips around town. The second row provides a roomy ride for even 6-footers (the optional sunroof can cut that down a little) and the third row bench will easily accommodate two adults. Cargo space rates high as well. Drop down the third row — which is an easy chore — and the Routan becomes a good hauler. But note that second row seats need to be removed to achieve a flat floor. __________ 2011 Volkswagen Routan SE Price: $34,750 Power: 3.6-liter, V-6 engine with 283 horsepower Mileage estimate: 18 mpg city; 26 mpg highway Standard features include: Power rear-vent windows; tilt-only steering wheel; leather-wrapped steering wheel and shifter; rear air-conditioning controls; second-row captain's chairs; six-speaker sound system with CD player and auxiliary audio jack; traction and stability control; roof rails


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Statoil's plans to establish a four-turbine floating wind farm off the Maine coast have been dealt a setback.
The Norwegian energy giant last December proposed building America's first floating wind farm in the deep waters off mid-coast Maine. It would initially be a pilot project, but hopes are that it would lead to a large-scale operation, producing enough energy for 300,000 homes.
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- This report was commissioned by the Australian Communications Consumer Action Network (ACCAN) as part of its mandate to conduct research on matters related to Australian communications consumers. Future Consumer is a scoping study which aims to inform ACCAN's strategic direction and the wider policy arena by: identifying key emerging issues for consumers in telecommunications and the converging communications and media environment; and analysing current or future policy models and service options to address these issues, including possible partnerships and advocacy strategies.
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Atlanta, GA (Sports Network) - Josh Smith showed no ill effects from his brief
layoff, racking up 17 points, 11 rebounds and seven assists to lead the way in
the Atlanta Hawks' 107-94 triumph over the Phoenix Suns at Philips Arena.
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Simba hit African Lyon 2-0 in a National Stadium encounter while defending champions Yanga scored late to post a 1-0 win over Coastal Union at the Mkwakwani Stadium.
Salum Machaku registered the first goal for Simba in the 30th minute when his corner kick shot went directly into the net untouched before Haruna Moshi added the second in the 44th minute. Moshi had connected home a well directed Machaku cross.
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(Sports Network) - With the first pick, the Cleveland Cavaliers took Anthony
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I'd have been less surprised if they drafted Tony Bennett himself.
After six weeks of keeping their mouths wired shut, and trying to trade the
pick to anyone in the NBA, they landed on a tweener forward who has bucket
loads of potential.
Give the Cavs this, they went for whom they believed to be the most talented
player in the draft. Bennett has huge upside, which means he could be great,
but there's as good a chance he fizzles.
He should play the big forward spot, which means a time share with Tristan
Thompson, who is pretty young to be getting semi-demoted. Will Bennett be the
best player in the draft? Maybe, but at No. 1, he's still a little bit of a
stretch for me.
Getting the No. 1 pick in the draft doesn't happen every year. Well, it does
for Cleveland apparently. The Cavs have selected first in two of the last three
And don't be confused, Bennett won't be Kyrie Irving. But Cleveland is
building something with Irving at the helm. He could run pick and roll with
Bennett and if Bennett is as explosive as he seems, that could be a bread and
butter play for years.
Sergey Karasev, a Russian wing man, taken 19th, was a fantastic pick. He's an
above-average shooter with great basketball instincts. Karasev should be the
small forward they coveted.
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Most components have two main parts: an administrator part and a site part. The site part is what is used to render pages of your site when they are requested by your site visitors during normal site operation. The administrator part provides an interface to configure and manage different aspects of the component and is accessible through the Joomla! administrator application.
Joomla! comes with a number of core components, like the content management system, contact forms and Web Links.
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<translate> An extension is a software package that extends your Joomla! installation in some way. A small selection of extensions is included with the default Joomla! installation but many more are available from the Joomla! Extensions Directory.
The term extension is generic and the following specific extension types are available:
- Component (since ) – adds custom functions to your site that can be selected from menus
- Language (since ) – defines an additional language for your site
- Library (since ) – provides functions to be used by other extensions
- Module (since ) – shows nonessential data in a side box, possibly on multiple pages
- Package (since ) – bundles related extensions
- Plugin (since ) – modifies content in articles or provides functions to extend other extensions
- Template (since ) – define the look, feel, and navigation capabilities of your site
For an overview of the most important extension types and the functionality they provide, see Extension types (general definitions).</translate>
<translate> jdoc statements are included in every Joomla template and indicate where the output from other parts of Joomla or its extensions should be positioned in the overall web page. A typical jdoc statement looks like this:
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Legacy Plugin
Version 1.5 of Joomla! changed the way that third-party Extensions work with the Joomla! core programs. Extensions written for version 1.0 need to be modified in order to use the new 1.5 methodology. To allow for backward compatibility with existing 1.0 Extensions, a Plugin called "System - Legacy" is included with Joomla! 1.5. This Plugin allows many Extensions developed for version 1.0 to work with version 1.5. This Plugin is disabled by default and must be enabled before you can use any Extensions in "Legacy" mode. It can be enabled from the Plugin Manager screen.
Extensions that have been tested by the Extension provider to work using the Legacy Plugin are labeled as "1.5 Legacy". Extensions that use the new 1.5 methodology are labeled as "1.5 Native". In general, "1.5 Native" Extensions will perform somewhat faster than "1.5 Legacy", because the Legacy Plugin requires one extra layer of processing. Over time, it is expected that the majority of Extensions will be available in "1.5 Native" mode.
<translate> Joomla makes extensive use of the Model-View-Controller design pattern.
When Joomla is started to process a request from a user, such as a GET for a particular page, or a POST containing form data, one of the first things that Joomla does is to analyse the URL to determine which component will be responsible for processing the request, and hand control over to that component.
If the component has been designed according to the MVC pattern, it will pass control to the controller. The controller is responsible for analysing the request and determining which model(s) will be needed to satisfy the request, and which view should be used to return the results back to the user.
The model encapsulates the data used by the component. In most cases this data will come from a database, either the Joomla database, or some external database, but it is also possible for the model to obtain data from other sources, such as via a web services API running on another server. The model is also responsible for updating the database where appropriate. The purpose of the model is to isolate the controller and view from the details of how data is obtained or amended.
The view is responsible for generating the output that gets sent to the browser by the component. It calls on the model for any information it needs and formats it appropriately. For example, a list of data items pulled from the model could be wrapped into an HTML table by the view.
Since Joomla is designed to be highly modular, the output from the component is generally only part of the complete web page that the user will ultimately see. Once the view has generated the output, the component hands control back to the Joomla framework which then loads and executes the template. The template combines the output from the component, and any modules that are active on the current page, so that it can be delivered to the browser as a single page.
To provide additional power and flexibility to web designers, who may only be concerned with creating new designs rather than manipulating the underlying code, Joomla splits the traditional view into a separate view and layout. The view pulls data from the model, as in a traditional MVC pattern, but then simply makes that data available to the layout, which is responsible for formatting the data for presentation to the user. The advantage of having this split is that the Joomla template system provides a simple mechanism for layouts to be overridden in the template. These layout overrides (often called "template overrides" because they form part of the template, although actually it is the layout that is being overridden) are bundled with the template and give the template designer complete control over all the output from the Joomla core and any installed third-party extensions that comply with the MVC design pattern.
<translate> Modules are lightweight and flexible extensions used for page rendering. These modules are often "boxes" arranged around a component on a typical page. A well-known example is the login module. Modules are assigned per menu item, so you can decide to show or hide (for example) the login module depending on which page (menu item) the user is currently on. Some modules are linked to components: the "latest news" module, for example, links to the content component (com_content) and displays links to the newest content items. However, modules do not need to be linked to components; they don't even need to be linked to anything and can be just static HTML or text.
Modules are managed in the Joomla! Administrator view by the Module Manager. More information about module management can be found on the appropriate version help screens.
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Module Position
<translate> A module position is a placeholder in a template. Placeholders identify one or several positions within the template and tell the Joomla! application where to place output from modules assigned to a particular position. The template designer has complete control over module positions, creating variations between templates and the respective Joomla! default positions assigned to modules in the installation sample data.
For example, the module position Left could be defined to be on the left side of the template to display a site navigation menu. So if a module is assigned the Left position, it will be displayed wherever the designer puts that Left module position - not necessarily the left side of the page. </translate>
Module Class Suffix
<translate> Module Class Suffix is a parameter in Joomla! modules. It is set Module: [Edit] screen under Advanced Parameters. Setting this parameter causes Joomla! to either add a new CSS class or modify the existing CSS class for the
div element for this specific module.
When Joomla! generates a module, it automatically create a CSS class called "moduletable" to allow styling of the module -- for example,

To create a new class, enter the parameter with a leading space. For example, entering a space plus "myNewClass" will create a new CSS class called "myNewClass". The HTML will be changed to

To change the name of the existing class, enter in the parameter without a leading space. For example, entering "_mySuffix" (no leading space) will cause the HTML to changed to

Generally, it is recommended to use a leading space to create a new class. This way, CSS styling for this module that uses the standard class names will continue to work. You can use the new class name to add any desired styling to the module without needing to re-create all of the existing CSS code. Note that, if you create a new class name, make sure it has a unique name and doesn't conflict with any existing class names.
See Using Class Suffixes for more information.</translate>
Page Class Suffix
<translate> Page Class Suffix is a parameter in Joomla! content menu items. It is set in a particular menu item: [Edit Menu Item] page, under the "Page Display" tab. A new page class suffix will cause Joomla! to either add a new CSS class or modify the existing CSS class for elements in the assigned to this very menu item page layout.
When Joomla! generates a page, it automatically creates pre-defined CSS classes to allow styling of the page. For example, a page might have the element

To create a new class, enter the parameter with a leading space. For example, entering a space plus "myNewClass" will create a new CSS class called "myNewClass" and it will be inserted as a class for elements in that Menu Item. In this case the example above will be changed to

To change the name of the existing class, enter in the parameter without a leading space. For example, entering "_mySuffix" (no leading space) will cause the HTML to changed to

Generally, it is recommended to use a leading space to create a new class. This way, CSS styling for this component that uses the standard class names will continue to work. You can use the new class name to add any desired styling to the component without needing to re-create all of the existing CSS code. Note that, if you create a new class name, make sure it has a unique name and doesn't conflict with any existing class names.
See also: Using Class Suffixes, Using the Page Class Suffix in Template Code</translate>
<translate> The term patch file is used for two different file types. The term patch file is sometimes used to refer to archive files that allow you to upgrade from one Joomla! version to another (for example, from version 1.0.0 to version 1.0.7). These upgrade files are also referred to as upgrade packages.
The other meaning for a patch file is a file created by source code version control software -- for example, Subversion or SVN, which is used for the Joomla! source code. This type of patch file contains instructions for changing the contents of one or more source code files. The SVN software reads the patch file and then can automatically change the source code of the files being patched.
Patch files are used by the Bug Squad to test proposed bug fixes. They can also be used to contribute proposed new features to the version under development. For more information about the structure of SVN patch files, read Learn more about patch files.
<translate> PHP is a computer scripting language designed for creating dynamic web pages. PHP is widely-used for web development and can be embedded into HTML. It generally runs on a web server, taking PHP code as its input and creating web pages as output. Joomla! is primarily written using the PHP language. For more information, see Where can you learn about PHP? </translate>
<translate> A plugin is a kind of Joomla! extension. Plugins provide functions which are associated with trigger events. Joomla provides a set of core plugin events, but any extension can fire (custom) events. When a particular event occurs, all plugin functions of the type associated with the event are executed in sequence. This is a powerful way of extending the functionality of the Joomla! Platform. It also offers extension developers a way to allow other extensions to respond to their actions, making extensions extensible.</translate>
<translate> The Joomla! plugin architecture follows the Observer design pattern. The JPlugin class provides the means to register custom plugin code with core or custom events. The JDispatcher class (JEventDispatcher in Joomla 3.x) is an event handler which calls all plugins registered for a particular event, when that event is triggered.</translate>
<translate> See also: Component, Module, Template</translate>
In Joomla! versions up to and including , a Section is a collection of Categories. It is the top level in the hierarchy Sections -> Categories -> Articles. For example, a website might have Sections called "Animals" and "Plants". Within the "Animals" Section, the website might have Categories such as "Birds" and "Mammals".
Sections are maintained using the Section Manager (help screen) which can be reached in the Administrator (Back-end) by clicking on the Content menu, then the Section Manager menu item.
SEF URLs
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<translate> A split menu is where different levels of a single menu are displayed in two or more locations on a single web page.
For example, a common requirement is for a menu of top-level items to appear at the top of the page. When one of the items is clicked the user is taken to a page where a secondary menu, say on the left of the page, shows second-level items within the scope of the top-level item.
The menus appear in separate locations on the page, but are related because one shows only top-level items while the other shows second-level items. This idea can be extended to include menus for third-level items and beyond.
This can be implemented in Joomla using a single multi-level menu then creating more than one menu module each referring to a different level.
See also: Menu</translate>
Upgrade Package
<translate> An Upgrade Package in Joomla! is an archive of files that contain the files that have changed between Joomla! versions. When this archive is unpacked, it replaces the old version of the modified files with the new version. For example, if fifty files were changed between version 3.x.1 and 3.x.2, the upgrade package from 3.x.1 to 3.x.2 would contain these fifty files and, when unpacked, would replace these fifty files and upgrade the installed version from 3.x.1 to 3.x.2.
Upgrade Packages are also sometimes referred to as patch files. Before installing an Upgrade Package, read the release notes and the Upgrade Instructions relating to the Upgrade Package.</translate>


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Hello Blog! It's been a LONG while! I've said it a thousand times and I will say it again, I'm the world's worst blogger! I really should get better about it though. I have a huge arsenal of shoots to show off- I just need to somehow find a few extra hours hidden in the couch cushions or something! (Ok maybe the dryer- I'm pretty sure there's some sort of secret portal in there where random things just never come back out!)
Meet Miss Lowery. She was an A.N.G.E.L. !! Seriously, newborn shoots don't go any better than they did with this little beauty. She was so sleepy and so agreeable with us and we just at it up! Not only was she a sweet, sleepy little thing, but I got to shoot at the Tulsa Photo Group studio, which is now my studio home! I'm so excited about it too because the natural light there is to die for! Not only are the gigantic, North facing windows totally amazing for shooting, but a great buddy of mine is my studio mate (totally his studio first with the group- he rocks!) Plus, the place has LOTS of awesome features (textures, flooring, walls, and history– this place was the old May Rooms here in Tulsa!) I can't wait to do some more shoots there!
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You'll notice the paint on the floor. The studio used to belong to the artist Michelle Firment Reid, who is an amazing painter. She is now downstairs, where the Tulsa Photo Group was prior to this studio (they did a little switcharoo :-p)
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"I'm glad these bitches don't carry guns, wait, awww no...."
"Fire is burning,
Many people live in fear,
A ninja stalks you. "
"Yeah, I've got longish hair and I'm wearing dark clothes. But that doesn't mean I'm a f***ing emo! Where's my katana?"
"Ninji are just like pirates except quicker, smarter, sneakier, and less drunk."
"Bunsch of damned nanshy boysh. I'll kick their shorry arshes aroond half of Glashgow and then drop their bonesh in the Clyde!"
Ninja (zool. cut-throatius ninjutsu-useis head-rippus-offis assassinus Japanensis) (pl. ninji) is the common Japanese term for a group of intentionally badass martial artists with a complete dominion over all things totally sweet who specialize in killing people, flying, and burger/pizza/magazine delivery, which they do 24/7, and have also been known to mysteriously show up several hours before the burger/pizza/magazine was even ordered, with your condiments. The physical possibility of this is proven by the Uncertainty Principle.
Although ninji are most commonly thought of as being Japanese, it is a little known but true fact that over half of all ninji are from the southwest Detroit area. We know most about ninji from the autobiography of Sebastian Taylor, which appeared on the shelves of every library in the Australian city of Adelaide spontaneously in 1972, then proceeding to perform martial arts performances. The books soon joined the Cirque Du Soleil, but left the troop after several mysterious and spontaneous deaths in the audience. The books were never officially charged.
Ninji are also known for their 'leet skills, their knowledge of quilting history, their total disrespect for authority, their ability to fly, their ability to totally FLIP OUT and cut off people's heads, and the ability to retract their testicles for defensive purposes, even when they aren't cold, all displayed and explained in their book "1337 ways to annihilate pirates". However, ninji are not animals (although they may transform into one if they're feeling particularly badass), in that they do provide receipts for assassinations. Of course, due to their temporal skills sometimes they may give the receipt before the assassination; so if you ever find a small black piece of paper in your pocket, then duck!
Considered an extreme threat, ninji have a small, yet awesome, population.
Remember: Real ninji can not be seen. Only pirates, while drunk on rum, can see them. If you can see your killer then obviously he is a masked Assassin, not a ninja. Either that, or you're a rum-intoxicated pirate.
Ninja Natural Habitat
If you're trying to find a ninja, (make sure you have a written will and you've said goodbye to everybody you love, unless you can bribe a ninja or beg him to be your slave) these are the places they're most commonly found, how do I know? Well let's just say I've lost a lot of interns.
- Behind you
- In front of you
- Near you
- Around you
- Under you
- On top of you
- Between you
- In the shadows of you and your loved ones
- The tree in your backyard
- Inside your mind
- In small villages
- In your bath tub (under the bubbles!)
- Anywhere you can't see
- In your refrigerator
- Adjacent to your car keys
- In your pajamas, right next to the elephant
Training and Skills
Ninji can use any object as a weapon: swords, kantanas, shuriken, Encyclopedia Dramatica, sticks, knives, shuriken, kunai, a banana, a baby, leather pants, a pop can, lengths of rope, wet fishies, rubber duckies, Sam's Club members, your head, keychains, rubber chickens, shuriken, aluminium ladders, folding fans, Dance Dance Revolution, a really sharp pencil, a really dull pencil, pudding, an easter egg, rolled up newspapers, shuriken, bubble gum, ferrets, numbers, kunai, hp deskjet 970Cse color printers, a trombone, a condom, a used condom, a travel-size Webster's dictionary, a lamp shade, 1950s porno flicks, a wiimote, your mom, twinkies, the letter Q (only when capitalized), Billy Mays, a Guitar Hero Guitar, a Pikmin, your arm (or any other bodypart/organ he hasn't destroyed) a Poke'ball, Shuriken, a Rabbid Rabbit, a rampant rabbit, another ninja, disembodied limbs, a CRAY II mainframe, boners, tree trunks, chainsaws, pimp canes, ugly neckties, pies, a soup spoon, your face (after they've ripped it off), emotes, kamehameha blasts, the guitar solo from Metallica's Seek and Destroy, the guitar solo from Avenged Sevenfold's Strenght of the World, laser vision bears, sharks with frickin' lasers of their frickin' heads, webcomics and/or blogs, social lives stolen from people by World of Warcraft, an egg-nut bar, a cereal box (multiple cereal boxes may be used for better results), more shuriken and Axl Rose's voice - pretty much anything except a gun (actually, a ninja could use a gun, but they find throwing the bullets to be more deadly and visually appealing; or they might just kill you by throwing the gun at you). There have even been cases of ninji being able to kill a person with a hamster whilst still keeping the hamster alive to later eat it. In times of stealth, ninji are completely silent (so if you are outside and don't hear anything, a ninja is probably after you). However, a ninja will attack while saying stuff like "Wu-ahh!" "Woa-chau!" "BLLLLLLLL SENGHAAAAAAAA!!!!" or the simple but unpretentious "BBBYYYYAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!", just because this sounds so awesome. Ninji often train with the National Ninja Association, who provide free weapons and live targets (such as pirates). though this is not unnecessary and many ninji tend to hone their badassness alone.
Throughout their training, Ninja Masters always enforce the rule of only attacking in groups of one or two, even if there are many more ready to attack. But, if attacking all at once may lead to them humorously being thrown off by the defender, they must do so at every opportunity. It is believed this rule was created to prevent ninji from totally kicking the world's ass, and running out of opponents, which ninji need to be at all happy. Also, if they ever become Ninja Masters and lead a gang of ninji, they always have to fight last, and be ready to leave long pauses for smouldering stare-downs, short arrogant speeches, long, insanely annoying speeches, and for sudden twanging strings if they are fighting for Asian audiences, or climactic cheesy music for Western audiences, or strangly funky clapping music (Kill Bill), all before a sudden silence where all sword strikes ring out, and then to slip up and let the good guy win. Some ninji argue that this is all really stupid, but they all get killed the second they finish staring down their master, because he may be old, but he can still TAKE IT IN THE ASS!
Ninji are also known for letting people give it to them IN THE FACE and not even think twice about it (as ninji never need to), as well as being able to wail the guitar even better than Eddie Van Halen. In fact, a ninja can do pretty much anything he chooses merely by concentrating on it for a few seconds, so even the arts of macramé and C++ are well known to them. These and similar properties of ninja are collectively known as Real Ultimate Power. The only things ninji are afraid of are shit-scary ghost stories. It is also highly advisable to ask a ninja.
Ninji also use Bo-Staffs. A Bo-Staff is really, in all actuality, just a big, wooden stick that they hit people with. But only ninji can do it right. Many others have tried to use a Bo-Staff, but have failed dismally, eventually getting killed by the ninja they stole said Bo-Staff from, with the Bo-Staff stolen from that very same ninja. There once was a disputed case of a pirate attempting to use a Bo-Staff, but he was immediately killed with a real Bo-Staff, as ninji can never have anyone matching their mighty skills. Ever.
It is not wise to mess with a ninja, as it will result in your head getting cut off(by a Bo-Staff), having your body turned into a shuriken rack, or being choked by your own arm.
Real Ultimate Power
Real Ultimate Power can be attained by a ninja in two ways. The most recent way is to basically attain all aspects of the ninja, like flipping out, playing the guitar awesomely, killing people and killing pirates. The first time ninji received Real Ultimate Power was when Elvis gave ninji The One Ring to prevent The Burger King from getting it. Ninji with The Ring learned how to give other ninji the power of Real Ultimate Power because they had The Ring. This is how they got the power, like He-Man.
Ninji tend to feast on your fear, neglect, lack of speed and your decision not to turn around. Their hatred is primarily derived from the existence of pirates and the unholy sight of women smiling. Any woman who gathers means of entertainment not inflicted upon her by a ninja's underrated topical humor and witty antics is punishable by ninja sword, drop-kick to the Manolo Blahnik's, five across the eyes, or the fearsome ninja dutch rub. Although ninji scarcely consume food, they do have a few exceptions.
- Large cats: Although established that eating domestic house cats is quite easily one of the coolest things you can do, ninji prefer the rugged stuff. How do you think ninji get hair on their constantly secured knuckles? Simple, they take on lions, tigers, leopards, and cheetahs one-on-one. Ninji have been witnessed to verbally persuade two lions to have a steel cage match within the confines of a state park. This is funny considering ninji rarely ever speak.
- Creampuffs with sharp angles and powdered swords: These make for sumptuous deserts, and conveniently they also double as weapons.
- Anything that reminds them of Eric Clapton's hair: Ninji once experimented with making their suits out of Eric Clapton's hair. Unfortunately, they could not resist the temptation of feasting on the pure taste of heroin, blood, sweat, and guitar.
- Napalm: It makes their indestructible semen just that much more indestructible. They often use their napalm-filled semen to rape pirates and cause them grevious amounts of anal pain, which is how pirates came upon the "ARRRR" curse.
- Babies: For breakfast, lunch, dinner, and sometimes brunch, ninji will consume babies of all varieties. They're usually dined on with ketchup and sometimes peanut butter.
- Grues: Grues are a very rare delicacy for ninji, owed mostly to the difficulty of subduing them. They are eaten raw and with a side of nails and tile grout. It is said that a ninja will gain phenomenal cosmic power. I don't know where they got their information from, as ninji are impossible to observe whenever they are not currently in a state of killing you, but reports indicate that declining grue populations often lead to explosions of shuriken related deaths.
- The very matter of the universe: Ninji could survive for entire millennia without eating anything physical, simply because they might be busy destroying a killer, 18-foot viking, or a two-headed dragon from the pits of Hell. In these times, they just absorb sustenance from the air around them, the ground they stand on, or whatever's handy.
- Other Ninji: Ninji, when at the point where the universe's consciousness is no more, will resort to cannibalism. Common sense suggests that this will be the ninja's ultimate downfall, which is why is why it's not very common anymore. This fact is also true for many types of amphibian and most of your local restaurants.
- Kittens: Ninji eat kittens because of their soft texture and screeching meow, they also can make useful diversions such as blowing up the kitten to escape.
Codes of the Ninja
Ninji tend to send us codes of what they are planning to do to you; however, most humans simply cannot comprehend these messages with their feeble brains. Here are a few that we have taken the liberty to translate for you.
- You "see" a Ninja somewhere = Prepare to die
- A Ninja makes eye contact with you = Prepare to die
- You are performing your daily routine like a good cyborg does = Prepare to die.
- A ninja shakes your hand = Have a nice day... then you're going to die.
- Other = Prepare to be mutilated (long, fancy way ninji say prepare to die)
- You come home to find a ninja reading the paper and using your toilet = You can't knock on the freakin door? Prepare to die.
- You see an innocent-looking old man walking toward you, desperately asking you for help = Run if you want, but he'll catch you up anyway. (Ninji usually disguise themselves as old men, which increases their cool factor)
- A Ninja finds you playing Naruto: Rise of A Ninja = Prepare to Die and then the Ninja will beat the game in less then 4.34 seconds.
- A Ninja flips you off = Same as above and below
- You do NOT see a ninja = Prepare to die
- If you don't know where a fart came from = prepare to die.
- If you are a ninja = Prepare to kill someone.
- You smell something horrible = Prepare to die, this ninja does not bathe
- If a ninja sees you playing Ninja Gaiden on the Xbox 360 = Prepare to die multiple times, then the ninja will swiftly take your Xbox 360, as a trophy
- You have seen a premonition = Prepare to die (freak accident involving a ninja)
- A ninja takes you out for dinner = Prepare to dine in hell.
- You write this sentence = prepare to d---
- You attempt to speak with ninji with a "naruto" accent = prepare to die. Believe it!
What to do if a ninja is after you
Being masters of stealth, there is usually no way to know if a ninja is following you until you suddenly find a ninja star embedded in your temple, or a sword sticking out of your chest. So therefore the rest of these are pretty useless. Still, on the off chance that you detect a ninja, try the following:
- First, do not panic. Ninji are able to sense panic and will home in on it, just like dogs, bees, or William Shatner.
- Second, don't get bitten. If a ninja bites you, you will become one at every full moon. Actually, that may be a myth, but you still don't want to get bitten, since that's a good way to get an infection, and it will probably hurt a lot. Wait, on second thought....who doesn't want to be a ninja? Sometimes the ninja will curse his bite however, resulting in the victim turning into a pirate instead of a ninja.
- Third, ninji are NOT intimidated by pirates!. Dressing up as a pirate in an attempt to intimidate a ninja will have the same effect on your body as a blender does on mince meat. Only pirates should act like pirates (and if the ninji had their way, not even them).
- Do not ask, "Who's there?...", because the answer is always a swift shuriken to the forehead. Incidentally, non ninja stalking you don't tend to reply with anything useful either.
- Don't get in a car and drive off, because the ninja will probably jump on the car and try to stab you through the ceiling with his sword. Besides, the ninja would already have placed caltrops in front of the tires. Incidentally, ninji have an uncanny ability to plan for their foe's every move. This could result from some kind of mystical ninja psychic ability, or maybe it's because one of the ninja mottos is "expect the unexpected."
- Do not pull out a gun and shoot the ninja. That is useless, since ninja are impervious to bullets (they shoot themselves just to cure itches). Even if you were lucky enough to hit the ninja, he would just take the bullet and beat you to death with it.
- Do not attempt to use pepper spray on the ninja. The ninja will use the spray to season his bologna sandwich, making him a bloated and satiated ninja. The only aim he has left is your swift demise.
- Whatever you do, do NOT speak like a pirate, as ninji attack pirates on sight. Actually, just to be on the safe side, you should try to avoid using any words with an "R" in them. You might try pointing behind the ninja and saying "Look out! There's a pirate behind you!" but ninji are very cunning and will assume you are lying, so you might instead want to point behind the ninja and say, "Don't look! There is not a pirate behind you!"
- Never use reverse psychology on a ninja, they'll take it as an insult, skewer you on their katanas and then turn you inside out. I guess that the previous is now null. Oh well... pirate!
- Always remember that haikus DO NOT work on ninji.
- DO NOT try to throw links at a ninja. They will just get really pissed and kill you even more.
- Stay still and hope the ninja does not see you. Ninji are very sensitive to movement. Climbing a tree is not recommended, since ninji are very good at climbing.
- Try to pretend you are a samurai. Because ninji are wary of samurai, you could try to pretend you are a samurai, if you happen to have a katana and a complete set of medieval samurai armor handy, and speak fluent feudal-era Japanese.
- Use kung fu. Your best option is to go out there and kung fu fight the ninja. However, ninji invented kung fu (though the Shaolin monks took all the credit) so you don't have a chance in hell. However, you will retain some honor by deciding to fight the ninja. Of course, after the ninja slices off your limbs and beats you with them until you cry like a baby, you may find yourself wishing for the option of a quick, shameful death.
- Pretend to be a ninja. Ninji never attack fellows ninji except their mothers smacking them. If you don't happen to have a full ninja uniform or speak fluent Japanese, though...
- Run straight to the nearest chopper This is what Dutch advises when The Predator approaches (An alien type of ninja)
- If at all possible, always have a bonsai plant handy to give as an offering. Ninji love bonsai plants, and may even delay your demise by up to thirty seconds.
- Do not use the Jedi mind trick. It doesn't work, the ninja will simply pull out his spare handy light-saber and use the force on your ass.
- Place your head between your legs and kiss your ass good-bye. (highly recommended)
- Let him make you his bitch.
- Set yourself on fire. Ninji dislike fire (that they themselves did not spawn into existance by concentrating their chakras) really badly and they will run away from you, until you're completely crispy. The ninajs will then come back later on and eat your crispy corpse for dinner.
In summary: if a ninja is after you, there is nothing you can do about it. Most of the time, you won't even know a ninja is after you until you're standing at the Pearly Gates in disbelief. Don't worry though, ninji don't usually go after random targets. Just in case they decide to, however, don't play "Ninja Gaiden" or "Shinobi" - it just offends them.
What to do if a ninja is BEFORE you
- Just stand back, and let him go about his daily business. If there's one thing ninji hate, it's people who jump queues.
- Try to touch him. If you want to have one less head.
- DON'T CUT IN LINE. He will let you pass, buy food and then throw a shuriken swiftly into your throat killing you instantly, then take your food without dropping or otherwise spoiling the food.
- Keep your distance. Unless you want to end your life early.
Ninja noises
If you hear a ninja make noise, do not assume that they were sneaking and accidentally did so. You will NEVER hear a ninja accidentally make a noise. Not even a fart. If you are hearing a noise, you may nonetheless stand a chance of surviving. Ninji, like bears, will only threaten you in self defence, or if they're really pissed off. If you HAVE really pissed off a ninja (in which case there's no hope), then either A) you are a Samurai and already know this or B) you are a pirate and have stolen this computer. Please return this computer to its original owner.
Common ninja noises:
- Kua-chaaiii -- You're f***ed.
- Hiii-waaaaaaa -- You're f***ed.
- D'wooooOOOO -- This ninja has to take a dump, bad, and you have been generally allotted two seconds to get away from between him and the bathroom. Or else you're f***ed.
- Wa-zatiii! -- EITHER It's okay, he's only going to kill you family OR You're f***ed.
- Yee-HAH -- This ninja will horribly mutilate you, but not kill you.
- Haaaaaaaah -- This ninja just wet his pants. Act like you didn't notice, or you're f***ed.
- Huahhh? --Tell him quick how to get to
- Believe It! --This is not a Ninja, this is a dumbass blondie trying to be a Ninja.
- Dattebayo --This is also not a Ninja, this is a noob in an orange jumpsuit trying to be a ninja. (Will occur only in Japan.)
Amsterdam- or you're f***ed.
- ARGH! -- That is a pirate, not a ninja. If the "ninja" just made that noise, click here for advice - QUICKLY!
- Here's your pizza, dude. - Answer the door and pay for your pizza. Unless you were just ABOUT to order, in which case it is obviously a temporal ninja. The correct course of action here is to pay a double tip for the pizza (or else you're f***ed).
- Ho ho ho! - This ninja (disguised as Santa Claus) will be coming in your house, go down the chimney and dceliver your presents in 10 secods. Stay asleep, act like nothing happened and don't creep downstairs to spy on him or you're f***ed (which means he'll throw hot deadly coals at you).
- Cowabunga -- This ninja will choke you to death with pizza and nostalgic Saturday morning cartoons.
- see main article Types of Ninja
- see main article Ninja Skills
- see main article Facts about Ninji
- see main article Ninja Laws
It would be useless to list all the weapons of the ninja here, because there are too many, and ninji can be incredibly creative with weapons. It doesn't matter what it is a ninja could kill you with a toothpick if he/she wanted to.
Path of the Ninja
- see main article The Path of the Ninja
Ninji in Hip Hop
In the late 1980's a group of African American ninji known as the "Wu-Tang Clan" straight from the slums of Shaolin, banished from the dojo appeared to take on the rap industry. These ninji differed from others where as they did not wield a katana but mainly shanks and pistols. Unlike normal ninji they did not hide in shadows or in your cereal boxes, but were quite up-front with flipping out and mutilating one's face. After taking a break from the hip hop scene they went into the sewers were they found their new mentor "Master Splinter". Over a period of time, eating awsome amounts of pizza, they slowly began to turn into turtles who mistook each other for Famous Italian Painters. Returning to their roots as rappers they began to catch beef with a local rapper the "Shredder". The Shredder was also a ninja who was once thwarted in a a rap battle by entrepreneur/hip hop veteran "the Green Ranger" forcing the Shredder to return to Staten Island. The Wu-Tang Clan, aka The Ninja Turtles, continue to battle the Shredder to this day.
See also
As a group which has spanned the last few hundred centuries, much has been written about the secretive ninja. Some additional resources are:
- Ninja Info Cards
- The 10 general commandments of all humanity
- Acute Ninja Syndrome
- Ninja Gaijin
- Ninja Insurance
- Ninja Management
- Pirates versus Ninji
- National Ninja Association
- Types of Ninja
- Ninja Pirate Island
- Naruto
- Ninja Gerbils
- Pirate!!!
- List of Real Life Ninjas
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Automatic Shotgun
this wiki
- "The low recoil automatic shotgun blends the power of a full shotgun shell with rapid fire to take down multiple targets easily. Explosive shells turn this already powerful weapon into a gun that shreds vehicles in their tracks."
- ―Description from the TBoGT website
The Automatic Shotgun is an assault shotgun featured in The Ballad of Gay Tony. It is given by Yusuf Amir or bought from Armando Torres.
Based on the AA-12, the Automatic Shotgun is available in two forms: its more conventional form functions like a regular shotgun that fires buckshot, while the second, more devastating form, known as the Explosive Shotgun, is capable of firing "FRAG-12" explosive rounds that can inflict heavy damage on vehicles. Regular vehicles can only survive two direct hits from an Explosive Shotgun before catching fire. The rounds have massive concussive force, easily denting vehicles. The Automatic Shotgun can kill an enemy in one shot up close or strike an enemy down from a distance.
The regular Automatic Shotgun is a separate weapon from the Explosive Shotgun; this means that in order to switch ammunition, the player must discard their Automatic/Explosive Shotgun and lose their ammunition reserve (unless the weapon is picked up off the ground). Regular Automatic Shotguns are distinguished by red shotgun shells in the loading chamber, while Explosive Shotguns feature green shells.
Differences may also be noted in their ammunition capacities, while both variants are capable of holding 20 standard or explosive shells per magazine, the Automatic Shotgun can only hold 230 regular shells in reserve (the same carrying capacity as The Lost and Damned's Assault Shotgun, which can hold 8 rounds in the magazine and 242 rounds in reserve), while the explosive variant can hold up to 580 rounds in reserve. In terms of rate-of-fire, both variants fare identically, although neither of the variants fire fully automatic like the shotgun's real world counterpart or the Assault Shotgun (probably for balancing reasons). Rather, they behave like semi-automatics in a similar fashion to the Combat Shotgun in GTA IV.
The range on both variants in impressive for a shotgun. The buckshot variant has similar range to the Pistol, and will never take more than three shots to score a kill. The explosive shotgun has range outclassing SMGs, and will usually kill in just one shot, but occasionally it may require two shots, but never more.
- Armando Torres gives the player a regular version in "Corner Kids".
- The Explosive Variant is received from Yusuf Amir in the mission "High Dive" and again in "For the Man Who Has Everything". After "High Dive", the player can purchase explosive shells from Armando.
- Both variants of the Automatic Shotgun are also available in Multiplayer.
- Explosive variant spawns in Safehouse after completing 30 Drug Wars and "High Dive".
- Luis Lopez asks Yusuf Amir for some more explosive shells in the mission For the Man Who Has Everything because Luis finds them impressive.
- The real-life counterpart of this gun, the AA-12, has been featured in Future Weapons, a program from Discovery Channel, as well as one of the videos of popular YouTube channel, FPS Russia.
- If the player catches fire or falls while holding the Automatic Shotgun and fires it, the weapon will become fully automatic. Though this is a glitch, it is evidence that it was originally fully automatic. The rate of fire was possibly made slower to balance it out on multiplayer.
- Since it is a shotgun, it has the cocking animation of the Pump-Action Shotgun when blind firing, which is rather unrealistic as this shotgun has no pump.
- The green color of the explosive shells suggests that they are deer slugs, which would be the logical choice for an explosive shotgun shell, as explosive buckshot would not cause nearly as much damage.
- Depending on the ammunition, the sound of the Automatic Shotgun will vary.


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My friends who are into comics were very excited last year about a graphic novel anthology called Flight Explorer. It is a group of different stories all by different artists. If you read Flight Explorer, then you already know Missile Mouse, who made his graphic novel debut in that book. This new book Missile Mouse: The Star Crusher by Jake Parker coming out in January is entirely devoted to the adventures of Missile Mouse.
Missile Mouse, secret agent for the Galactic Security Agency, is a risk
taker and a rule breaker, which is why he's in hot water at GSA headquarters.
Then RIP, the Rogue Imperium of Planets, kidnaps a scientist who knows about
the Star Crusher, a doomsday machine capable of destroying the entire universe. . . Time to let loose the mouse!
Take a look at this sneak peek from the book, and read on for today's Writing Prompt:
In this panel from the book, Missile Mouse has gotten into a spot of trouble. He's surrounded by those dangerous looking ant creatures but he can't kill them because they're endangered species! How is he going to get out of this situation? Write what you think happens next.
Leave your answers in the Comments.
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Groton 17th April 1836
My dear Mary,
I will not refuse to answer your appeal
The feelings expressed in your letter are the
and should have welcomed such an experiment
as that of your Cuba sojourn as a means of
testing how much of that with which I glowed
might be attributed to my own vital
energies and how much was breathed into
me by others. Probably enough you are much
nearer right than I and that "the noblest
of all arts that of forming a vigorous,
healthy and beautiful mind, a work of
unwearied care which must be constantly
retouched through every part of life" requires
all sorts of means and appliances in aid
of one's native energies. Perhaps if I had desired
more from other's minds I should have received more.
Beside being at present in this languid and
larly from them I have endeavored to show
myself grateful, but they are generally
pleased to say that my letters are but a poor
substitute for my conversation. This, of course, I
interpret into a compliment as well as I am
Thus, you see, I cannot promise you much. But
I have lately been very happy while reading Sartor
write a supplement to Sartor from our own
experiences which would be our best manual
and Sunday school teacher. I intend to prepare
a blank book for the purpose and begin to fill
it my next birth day (for I still retain
the childish habit of measuring my life by "time
Give my love to Miss Burley and ask her if she
a letter as mine
was. You see my dear
Mary I took you a'
pied de lettre and
have answered you as
I supposed you wrote in
sober sadness about the
tending and watering of that
most fragrant plant, the
mind. As to my "wit" or what
has been styled such, that is
likely to disturb nobody at
present. I believe it is extinct.
But if it should ever revive believe
me it could never wantonly or wittingly
wound a pure and gentle spirit.
Sincerely yours Margaret F.[The address is written in the middle of page 4 of the letter]
Miss Mary Peabody
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