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The characters from The Incredibles don't belong to me. They belong to Pixar Animation Studios (who in turn belong to the home of the Mouse, Walt Disney Pictures). Nor do I own the characters from Heroes, they belong to Tim Kring and Tailwind Productions. I'm just borrowing them and muddling them up.
Heroes/Incredibles: Heroines Part 16 - Before the Storm (Ff,Fm,FFff,inc,anal)
by LL
The plan was almost in motion, the machine in the underground bunking was starting to warm up. There was a slight risk that Elastigirl would get wind of the plot and stop it. Unlikely though that was Jackie had given Mirage orders to make it even more unlikely.
Jackie looked at what to the untrained eye looked like an alarm clock, she touched the button and instead of the time the VDU showed the latest ETA for when her mind-control would be ready. Less than twenty-four hour and it would be operational - once it was ready it would send out mind-control waves to the town, all telling them the same things - worship Jackie Wilcox and follow her commands
For the female half of the population a small addition told them they swung both ways. When Jackie had added that section of the code she had been looking forward to using it, a lot. But that was before she realised Claire Bennet actually was a lesbian without any brain-wave altering shenanigans required; now, knowing that, Jackie couldn't see her using that at all - Claire was all she wanted and needed.
Which led Jackie to her other plan and the one at the moment seemed the more important, 'Operation Impress Mrs Bennet'. Jackie knew she could have waited, after all in a couple of days all she had to do was tell Sandra Bennet how great she was and how perfect for Claire and the woman would automatically agree. It seemed like cheating, short-changing Claire on what was one of the most important days of her life - the first time she introduced a girlfriend to her Mom. Jackie looked in the mirror, yeah the skirt and top were both presentable, but with just enough of a hint of naughtiness to let Sandra Bennet know her daughter wasn't dating a dork.
Jackie opened her bedroom door. Her latest step-father was asleep on the couch, the half empty beer cans clustered around him suggesting that the nap might not have been wholly due to tiredness. Her Mom looked up from the TV, her face wrinkled in a permanent scowl from too many tanning sessions, too many cigs and too many vodka fuelled late nights, "You goin' out?"
"Yes, Mommy," replied Jackie, "I'm meeting a friend."
"You ought to bring her back here sometime. We'll tidy the place up, get in some beers, be nice to meet one of your friends - you never bring them round."
Jackie smiled sweetly, but didn't answer - it would be a cold day in hell before she brought anyone back to meet her Mom and step-Dad, unless one counted her various fantasises about inviting the Sheriff round to see if he could find anything to pin on them. She opened the door and headed out away from the trailer park and towards the bench where she had arranged to meet Claire.
The pert blonde was there where she said she would be. She rose as Jackie approached, standing on her tiptoes to kiss her girlfriend. Jackie kissed back, moving her hands down the other cheerleader's back. They stayed like that for a few moments, enjoying the others company without any words being needed. Then Claire broke her kiss, smiling, "Hi. You're late."
"Two minutes," said Jackie.
"I missed you," said Claire, "That's two minutes we've wasted."
"I'll make it up to you," smiled Jackie, "I'll be the perfect girlfriend tonight."
"You always are," Claire smilingly chided her lover again. Then the smile went down a little, "There's been a change of plan tonight."
"We're not meeting your Mom? You have told her?" it wasn't a disaster, but it would mean putting back her plan to take over the world a few days, she really wanted to charm Sandra first.
"I have and we are; we're just going to dinner she's parked round the corner waiting," Claire took Jackie's hand and started to walk sown the street towards the car.
"So what's the change?" asked Jackie.
"Well as Mom was meeting you, she wanted me to meet her girlfriend as well, we're going out as foursome," said Claire.
"Oh," said Jackie in surprise. She knew exactly who Sandra Bennet's girlfriend was and to say that Jackie wasn't pleased at the suggestion would be a bit like saying the Pope wasn't a great fan of condoms. Still, she supposed it could be worse at least her other minion wasn't going to be there - no she was banging Sandra Bennet's son and preparing for taking down Elastigirl tomorrow.
Claire stopped walking, "Also don't get cross, but well... it turns out I knew her. I haven't told Mom, but I met her in a club a few months back and got... well, a bit intimate. It was before we started going out, it means nothing..."
Jackie nodded and smiled at her girlfriend, none of this was Claire's fault - after all it was Jackie who'd sent Elle out to see if she was a lesbian; she was. Jackie had then sent Elle to soften up Mrs Bennet, to reacquaint her with lesbian relationships so that she wouldn't got ape when she discovered her daughter in one. That plan had worked too well as not only had Elle and Sandra fucked they'd gone on fucking and what Jackie had planned as a quick fling was now getting too serious, leaving Jackie unsure how to stop it. She smiled at Claire and squeezed her behind, "It's cool."
In the car she could see Elle sitting up-front, whispering in Sandra's ear.
* * *
It had been a long time since Mirage had been so fulfilled. But then it had been a long time since she'd had an athletic teen ramming his ten inch cock into her ass. She gasped in pleasure as her butt was stretched. A few years ago the walls would have been as elastic as a boxing ring rope, but several years of enforced anal celibacy and then, once out of prison, becoming a more lesbian top, had left her ass almost as tight as if it was virgin. Not that Lyle Bennet would have known a fresh ass from one so well used it was like a rubber band - this was the first time he'd done anal.
He was, however, a gifted amateur.
"How's this?" he grunted as he grabbed her waist and slammed her from behind. She was in the beginners position of hands and knees, easy to get into for him and with perfectly acceptable orgasms for her. Or more than acceptable as he moved quicker and harder than she had hoped and with a confidence that spoke well for when they move to more adventurous positions "Am I doing it right?"
"Uh, uh, uh," grunted Mirage, "You're doing....uhhhh....fine... more than fine.... uuuhhh. OOOhhhh, just fuck me harder, keep doing it..."
Lyle hammered in harder, slamming his cock deep down the tanned blonde's chute so that she gasped and cried in pleasure as the orgasms rocked her. She could feel sweat dripping down from her forehead, her body was soaking with exertion; no-where near as much as Lyle's, but still making her slippery and wet. There was other wetness around as well, the boy had been making her orgasm so much that she had squirted, blowing her cum from her cunt and onto the bed. The quilt was soaked and she knew she'd have to change it before they went to sleep, however some more laundry seemed a small price to pay for the series of anal orgasms ripping through her body.
"I'm cumming," said Lyle, though from his tone it was hard to tell whether it was a warning, a boast or even a shriek of surprise.
His warm hot seed shot into Mirage's ass, filling it with gooey liquid. She could feel it both seeping down deeper into her body and overflowing from the hole to trickle down between her ass crack. Lyle pulled out his rapidly softening cock and dropped to the bed, panting, "Was that good?"
"More than good," Mirage rolled over him, giving him a further treat as her hard nipples scraped across his chest, before pecking him on the lips, "You were a stud."
"Y' think?" Lyle asked.
"I do," confirmed Mirage and again kissed him lightly on the lips. It seemed to satisfy him, as he said nothing more, but allowed Mirage to cuddle up to him as he recovered. Her hand moved down to stroke his cock to help it; she hoped it wouldn't be long she could do with more cum before they went to sleep. She wondered what is was about the Bennet's, her boss was doing he daughter and her friend the Mom and here she was doing the son. She smiled at the thought of them all sitting down for a Sunday meal together; she couldn't imagine the Mistress passing the peas and listening to small talk, but perhaps Elle would fill her in on what the Mistress was like in a social setting.
She could feel the cock harden. She looked at Lyle, he looked so relaxed after their previous athletic coupling that there was no way he could replicate the energy and it would be a shame to spoilt the memory of such a butt-fucking with a second rate follow-up. Still, the cock was hard again and that would be a shame to waste.
"You've been up my dirty-hole," she purred, putting a finger to his lips to shush him in the unlikely event he was going to disagree, "Let me clean you up."
The tanned blonde moved down and slid her lips over his hard prick. There was something extra naughty and taboo about sucking something that had been up her ass a short-while before. Her head moved slowly up and down, her lips gripping hard to the shaft as her tongue drew a trail down it. Lyle groaned in pleasure and his eyeballs moved to the top of his head, "Oh that feels so good."
'So it should,' thought Mirage as she pushed the end of the cock into her cheek. She bobbed up and down slowly a few more times, getting used to the taste of prick and the way it filled her mouth. The trouble was she could only clean the top half like that, not even the that, and as Lyle had stuffed the full ten-inches down her hole she wanted to make sure she returned the favour and cleaned it all. So the next time she bobbed down instead of pushing against her cheek she took it up her throat. Lyle groaned, "Oh God Mirage, that is so so good."
Taking the cock deeper was a lot harder, her gag reflex was constantly yelling at her not to take it. But one thing Mirage had learnt in her near thirty years was that you could force your body on if you were prepared to accept the discomfort. And to give her boyfriend a really good blow job Mirage was prepared to take a lot. She ignored the constant gagging, the drool running down and the tears in her eyes concentrating on taking in the cock, past her tonsils and down her throat. Lyle's moans of pleasure were worth the discomfort.
She pulled up a bit, allowing the gorgeous blast of oxygen into her, before dropping down and taking it. Lyle gasped, "Oh God, oh fuck, oh fucking God."
As she got used to it Mirage good move quicker and deeper, her head moving up and down at speed, sucking the cock into her throat. Lyle gasped and groaned in pleasure as his cock was cleaned so well it was almost shining. Quicker and quicker Mirage sucked, slurping greedily at the cock and leaving it dripping with her saliva.
This time Lyle gave no warning of his cumming. The first Mirage knew of it was Lyle tensing and the goo filling her mouth. She didn't mind though, she pulled her head back trying to swallow as much of the salty liquid as she could, but even more spilled from her lips and down over her chin. She smiled, and some more cum trickled out, "Guess you enjoyed that."
It took a moment or two for Lyle to answer, still stunned by the intensity of the orgasm Mirage had caused. Then he smiled, "I'll say I did."
"Be a good boy and there'll be repeat performances," said Mirage smiling.
"Tomorrow?" asked Lyle excitedly.
Mirage had been hoping not to think about tomorrow. That was when she had to deal with Elastigirl. She shook her head, trying to think about something else, "Not tomorrow, but soon. Now let's get under the covers, I want a snuggle-cuddle before we sleep."
* * *
Tonight was a naughty night for Helen Parr and her daughter, Vi. Though, now Helen thought about it, so were most nights. The Milf was sitting on their bed, wearing nothing but a pair of black suspenders as she waited for her daughter to finish in the bathroom. It seemed a long wait, but Helen was smart enough to realise that it was the anticipation that was making the time drag as slowly as a snail. Helen, after all was expecting a real good hard fucking, certainly the strap-on Vi had picked before she'd headed to clean her teeth et al was twelve inches of solid rubber.
The door opened and into the bedroom walked Vi Parr, her slender sixteen year old frame lithe and toned. With no bra to hold them her pert titties jiggled as she walked, the movement enhanced by the way she swung her hips. But what Helen was really looking at was the large, thick foot of rubber strap-on that Vi had attached to her thighs. The teen stopped just short of the bed. Putting her hands on her hips she stood, slightly thrust forward looking at her Mom gaze at the big strap-on. After a few seconds Vi spoke, rubbing the toy gently with her hand as she did so, "You know what I'm going to do with this baby?"
Helen had a pretty good idea, but she still shook her head. She wanted her daughter to describe it, the dirty talk was a big turn onto Helen making her wet for the fucking itself.
The teen knew that, she gave a smile of domination, "I'm going to take this great big strap-on and I'm going to shove it in your tight butt. Then I'm going to work it until you're screaming and your ass is gaping so much that you could stretch round and put your head in it. I'm going to fuck you hard and I'm going to fuck you deep... I'm going to fuck you like I'm a John and you're my whore; like you're the cheapest, dirtiest, skankiest slut in the whole world. And you're going to love it..."
'That was true,' thought Helen, she was already dampening just imagining it. She licked her lips as Vi got on the bed, "Can I lubricate it first?"
Sometimes Vi let her lick the cock before use, sometimes she preferred her Mom to clean it afterwards - both worked for Helen. The Milf waited for Vi to answer, the teen making her wait as she lay on the bed and casually out her hands behind her head, resting on the pillow. She smiled, "Suck it like a dirty skank. I want it to hit your tonsils."
Helen tittered. She moved so that she was crouched over her daughter's chest, so that as she bent over Vi would get a good view of her Mom's holes. Opening her mouth, Helen slid it over the cock. It was so thick that the Milf used a small amount of her elastic ability so that her jaw wouldn't ache; she knew that the length going down her throat would cause her discomfort without causing herself extra strain. Behind her Vi gave a small light slap of her Mom's rump, "Bend over, slut, take it properly."
Doing as she was told Helen took in more of the rubber. She continued to bend and stretch moving her mouth down over the rubber until she could feel the tip tickling her tonsils. She paused to try and control the gag reflex, letting the drool run out of her mouth and down the cock. Behind her Vi was impatient, "Suck it up whore, I want my cock in your dirty whore mouth."
Eager to please her daughter Helen swallowed her discomfort as she swallowed the cock. It pushed against her tonsil, making her eyes water and causing her to retch saliva down the rubber. She still had a bit to go so she continued, thanking the powers that be her ability to stretch meant that her mouth was being ripped open by the large rubber doing elasticating her lips. Further and further she went, geed up by Vi's spanks on her ass and the teen's cries of excitement "Suck it you skank, take my dildo in your dirty whore mouth."
It moved down her throat, the full amount it. Helen felt like she was choking, but she kept in place, forcing herself to remain still. Then she could stand it no longer and came up like gravity had walloped her in the face. She let out a crying, gasp as the cock sprang out of her mouth, a wave of saliva going with it. Her breath came in ragged pants.
"Suck it properly, skanky slut," Vi spanked her Mom's ass again.
Helen smiled and went down again; she lived for pleasing Vi. It was easier this time; a bit. It still made her gag and choke, her mouth still filled with drool and saliva and her eyes still watered as if there was a sprinkler system in side them, but at least she was able to bob back and forth cleaning the cock. All the time she sucked and swallowed Vi was shouting encouragement and giving her Mom's ass a quick, light slap if she felt the Milf wasn't performing well enough. It was a matter of pride to Helen that tonight her butt-cheeks were hardly touched. She moved down, feeling the rubber stretching her gullet.
"Okay slut, that's enough foreplay," ordered Vi, "Now I want some ass."
Helen came up for the last time, leaving the dildo slimy with her saliva. She turned her head, "Yes, Vi, You want to stay there and I'll ride you."
"Sounds good," grinned the teen, "Put some oompf into it though. I want you to feel it."
Helen couldn't remember a time she hadn't put some 'oompf' into it, but instead of saying that she nodded and smiled, "I'll try."
She moved round so that she was facing her daughter and on her haunches, her ass hovering over the erect dildo. Vi leant sat half-way up, leaning on her elbows and waiting with anticipation as Helen slowly lowered herself until the tip of the toy was between her butt-crack. She moved slightly, so that her closed hole was on top of it. Vi grinned, "Go on you slut."
"I am aren't I," said Helen. She wondered how easy it would be this time. On one hand her ass was tight and unprepared, on the other it was as elastic as the rest of her. And the dildo was massive off course, but well lubricated. Well, there was one way to find out. Helen smiled together, "I'm a total anal slut," she said and slammed down.
It was safe to say the cock filled her back-passage leaving so little space not even a paper clip could have been slotted in. As she went down the Milf felt her chute spread out to accommodate the toy and only her own saliva stopped her getting friction burns as she thundered down. It was worth it though, as her nerve endings exploded with pleasure, "Aaaarrghhh," she screamed, "aaaaarggghh!"
"Work it slut, work it," ordered her daughter as Helen levered herself up again. She slammed down again, again her nerve endings tingled and blew as the rubber stretched her anal-chute. Again she pushed herself, paused for a millisecond and then hammered down the dick. It spread her ass like it was jelly and the Milf gasped in pleasure. Harder and harder she bounced, ramming her ass down on her daughter's strap-on and letting in open her anal chute. Vi grinned, licking her lips as she watched the sexy Milf tits bounce up and down and felt her Mom's body landing down, "Harder, slut, harder."
"Aaarrgghh, yes, harder," shrieked Helen. She sped up, moving quicker and putting her whole weight into her downward thrust, pushing down until she felt her daughter's flesh beneath her and the cock was a fully implanted as it could get. And then she was moving up again, feeling the hardness of the rubber against her ass walls - it was heaven, "I'm cumming..."
"Don't stop, slut," said Vi, "Carry on."
Helen did as she was told, continuing to ram up and down on the cock even as the anal orgasm twisted in her, turning her insides into a gooey mess of pleasured bits, "Oh yessss," she shrieked, "Yesssss, yesssss, yessssss."
Cum dripped from her pussy, leaking over the lips and glimmering under the bedroom light before it dripped down and away. The Milf bounced higher and dropped lower, her eyes looking at her daughter as she did. The teen's pert tits were jiggling happily away as her Mom's weight slammed down on her and the broad smile showed how much Vi was enjoying the fuck. The Milf rammed down, "Yessss, yessss, I'm a sluuuuttt fuuuucckkk!"
Orgasm after orgasm hit Helen, so many that she only bothered to count the real orgasmic explosion and she soon stopped counting them as well. Her body was slick with sweat and her ass sore, but pleasured. So much juice had been let loose from her cunt that she was literally dripping non-stop. She slammed down again, softer as she felt her strength begin to flag. Vi must have felt the same, as she said, "Oh that's it, that's enough..."
Helen levered herself up and off the cock, dropping down next to Vi, her sweat staining the bed clothes. She turned her head so that she was looking direct at the teen, "I love you Vi."
"I know," said the teen, as ever not saying the words, though her kiss on Helen's lips was tender and slow.
* * *
It had gone better than Claire had either expected or dared hope. She had spent the first half of the meal fretting over whether Jackie liked the restaurant, whether her Mom liked Jackie and whether Elle was going to mention their brief tryst of a few months ago. It was only about half-way through that Claire began to relax; if Jackie was overawed by the plush surroundings she was coping well, swapping jokes with Sandra. There had been a slight frost initially, with Elle, but after they'd taken a quick trip to the bathroom together they'd returned all smiles and Jackie was getting along with her girlfriend's Mom's girlfriend as well as could be expected for people who'd only just met.
But it was only in the backseat of the car, with Jackie sitting beside her stroking her hand, that Claire really relaxed and felt it had gone well. She gave a little sigh of relief, seeing , in the periphery of her vision, that Jackie was smiling at her reaction. The petite blonde turned and gave her girlfriend a kiss on the lips.
"What was that for?" Jackie grinned.
"For a perfect evening," replied Claire.
"It can last a bit more," said Sandra from the front, "Elle, Jackie, you want to come back for coffee?"
"Love to," said Elle.
Jackie looked at her girlfriend, her eyebrows raised in a question. Claire nodded that the invite was from her as well. Her girlfriend squeezed her hand and mouthed, "Thanks cutes," before saying more loudly, "Thanks, Sandra."
It took only five minutes from their house, but Claire used the time wisely, allowing Jackie to make out passionately with her in the back seat. The taller cheerleader squeezed her girlfriend's cute tittie through the thin material of her sweater and moved her hand further up Claire's thigh than could be considered decent. Claire heard Sandra say something and Elle laugh, the twentysomething's hand moving to rub Sandra's thigh for a moment. Claire kissed Jackie harder, keen to impress Elle that she had improved her technique since their brief meeting. Elle turned round and grinned, winking hard; "They make a great couple don't they Sandra."
"Yes," said Sandra, "though I wish they'd make out a little less loudly."
"Making you horny is it?" asked Elle, her hand reached down again for her older girlfriend's thigh.
Even though Claire couldn't see her Mom's face she guessed she was blushing as she tittered, "Elle... "
Elle looked round to the back seat, "She's horny."
Jackie broke the kiss and squeezed Claire's titty ignoring the fact Elle was still looking at them. The taller cheerleader nodded, "I think it goes in the family."
"Do you think they're saying we need a good going over, Claire? asked Sandra.
Claire didn't know, but she did know her pussy was tingling in anticipation and as soon as she reasonably could she intended to get Jackie away from the coffee and upstairs between her thighs. Luckily she didn't need to answer as the car pulled into the drive. As soon as she got out she moved next to Jackie, "Where were we?" she asked and before Jackie had a chance to answer Claire had locked her lips to her girl's mouth and was slamming her tongue into her. Her naked knee ran up Jackie's thigh until the petite teen was both balancing precariously on one leg and hoisting up Jackie's skirt with the other. It was only Jackie's hands on her back, stroking and holding her that kept Claire from toppling, though she was aware if it hadn't been for the sexiness of Jackie she wouldn't have been in the precarious position to start with.
"Let's head inside," murmured Jackie, "At least if you're going to fall it'll be on the carpet not the roses."
At least Sandra had managed to open the door, before Elle had got her hands on her. The key might still be in the lock, and Sandra was pressed against the wall moaning as Elle slurped at her throat and grappled with her bosom under the Milf's dress, but Jackie and Claire were able to totter in. Albeit still kissing and with their legs intertwined so much that it was a miracle they reached the sofa before collapsing into a heap. Jackie pulled her mouth away from Claire, "Eat me."
Claire was down on her knees in seconds, pulling down Sandra's panties she tossed them to one side. Just as she was about to dive in Elle dropped down beside Jackie, she grinned, "We thought we'd join you."
"Okay," smiled Jackie, "but Claire's mine."
"And Elle's mine," said Sandra dropping to her knees beside her daughter. Elle pulled her underwear to her knees and then Sandra took over, grabbing the panties and pulling them over the blonde's ankles and feet. She tossed them to land next to Jackie's pair and gave a smile at her daughter, "Shall we eat?"
"Mmmm, yes," said Claire.
The two Bennet's heads slammed down on their girlfriend's pussy and started to lick furiously at the shaven slots. Elle and Jackie moaned in pleasure as the tongues darted at their tasty twats, licking and lapping first at the lips and outside and then movingly more daringly between them and into the holes.
"That's good, baby, that's good," gasped Elle, as she ran her hand through Sandra's hair.
"Oh yes, cutes, lick me, love me," moaned Jackie, her back arching in pleasure as the younger Bennet's tongue touched her clit. She moaned louder, her eyelids fluttering as the pleasure coursed through her. Beside her Elle had pulled down the top of dress and was rubbing her titties as Sandra cleaned her cunt. It seemed a good idea, so Jackie did the same, pulling off her top and tossing it aside. She could see Claire looking up, even as she ate; the small cheerleader's eyes gleamed with excitement as she gazed at the pair of magnificent tits on view and drove her tongue harder. Jackie gasped and bent, making her tits shudder playfully, "Eat me cutes, eat me all up."
To Jackie there wasn't the slightest doubt that Claire was the greatest pussy-licker ever, though judging from Elle's moans and contorted expressions she might have challenged that assumption. It would be fair to say that Jackie was less than happy on discovering Elle was going out with them, but for Claire's sake she'd played along - pretending she had no idea who Elle was. It was funny as the evening wore on, that Jackie found herself caring less about Elle presence and even laughing at one of her jokes. Perhaps it was because it made Claire happy to see her girlfriend and her Mom's get on, perhaps it was because Elle was amusing or perhaps because when she wasn't the Mistress Jackie didn't need to worry about how she across to her minions.
The other thing that happened during the dinner was less surprising; and that was that the smell, touch and look of Claire made Jackie increasingly horny and from the look of it Sandra was having a similar effect on Elle. Following Elle into the ladies the two of them had quickly discussed it, agreed that dessert and coffee with two itchy as hell pussies was a luxury they could drop and that they both wanted to get back to fuck their girlfriends as quick as possible. It had been Elle who suggested that it would be a lot quicker for them both if, instead of having to waste time on brief small-talk before heading upstairs they could get the Bennet's panties down almost on entry to the household.
Jackie wasn't sure, but agreed to use a small dose of the mind-control machine to change the Bennet's brainwaves so they'd be happy to go down together. It had used so little power that Jackie was sure a 'pretty please' would have had the same result.
Now, she thought as Claire's tongue hit her clit, she was totally sure that this was a great idea.
"Mmmnnn, that's it cutes, stick it in," Jackie moaned, rubbing and holding her breasts. Her elbow moved out and connected lightly with Elle as the twentysomething orgasmed and moaned. Their arms rubbed lightly together as both blondes yelped and stretched and came from the tonguings they were enjoying. Jackie gasped yet again as Claire's tongue expertedly hammered the teen's sensitive bud, even as she arched and cried a wave of cum fled from her pussy to splatter against Claire's beautiful face.
The petite cheerleader giggled and moved back to wipe away the liquid as it stung her eyes and dribbled from her chin, "I'm getting good aren't I?"
"Very good," agreed Jackie surveying the girl cum covered face in front of her. Beside Claire Sandra was looking similar, except it was Elle's juice that had been squirted over her and which she was busy slurping away from her lips. The tall cheerleader grinned, "And as a reward I thinking its time I fucked your pussy."
"Well," said Elle standing up and reaching down to help Sandra to her feet, "I wouldn't want you to think your daughter's getting something your not, so we better fuck your favourite hole."
Sandra giggled like she was a schoolgirl less than half her age, sotto voce, "That's my butt."
"In the ass, do me in the ass," said Claire almost bouncing with excitement and looking at Claire imploringly, "I want you to fuck my backhole."
Jackie nodded; she knew Claire's back door wasn't quiet virgin - the tiny cheerleader had masturbated it with a dildo whilst Jackie watched a few nights ago, but this would be the first time it wasn't DIY. Jackie had been waiting for a special occasion to suggest that Claire might want to give her girlfriend her ass; it seemed the special occasion had arrived, "Sure thing; I'll be gentle."
"Not too gentle," Claire chided her slightly as she stood up and slid out of her dress; she looked adorable nude with her teen body as fresh as grass after rain, unflawed and unmarked. Jackie took her hand and they head up the stairs, following the equally naked Elle and Sandra.
There was a second when they got to the landing where they could have continued along and into Claire's room or take a right to follow Mrs Bennet and her lover into the main room. Without asking both Jackie and Claire took a right. Jackie giggled as she realised that they'd both been so sure that the other would be good with it that they hadn't bothered consulting, "Great minds," she tittered.
"Mmnnn, yes," agreed Claire, "though it's not brains I'm thinking about now." She kissed her girlfriend hard and they were still in the embrace as they tottered into the bedroom.
"Get a room," giggled Elle as she eyed the making out-teens, "Oh you have..."
Sandra held out a strap-on to Jackie, "Do you want to borrow a toy? Or have you got one? This might be a bit big?"
It was Claire who answered, looking lasciviously at the nine-incher her Mom was holding. She licked her lips, "It'll be fine," she took it from her Mom's hands and knelt down to clip it round her lover's body. Sandra was doing the same to Elle, before moving forward to open her mouth and slowly take the rubber dong in her mouth.
Given the tightness of the hole which the dildo would be jamming Claire thought a bit of lubrication couldn't do any harm. She looked up at Jackie, smiling, "Let me lube you up."
"Get sucking then, cutes, I'm about as horny as satyr," said Jackie; she ruffled her girlfriend's hair lovingly as Claire smiled before taking the dildo in her mouth. She moved slowly at first, keeping an eye on her Mom and copying what she was doing. Her Mom's head bob back and forth, slurping at the dildo and taking a little more in each time. It seemed to make Elle excited, the blonde was certainly giggling and laughing in anticipation, so Claire did the same. She pushed down, sucking the dong in and pushing it to the side of her mouth, before pulling her head back and letting her lips run over the rubber toy. Jackie grinned and stroked at her head, "Go on cock-sucker Claire, make sure my dildo is wet and slick for your ass."
"Oh, yes, Sandra" purred Elle in response to an unspoken question, "You're sucking cock good as well."
The Milf started speeding up, taking the dildo hard into her mouth and against her cheek. Claire followed, moving her lips up and down over the rubber so fast that, if it hadn't been for the saliva covering the strap-on , she would have got friction burns. The dildo pushed against her cheek, the tip making her face bulge outwards and then she was swinging back, allowing for a second her cheek to return to normal, before she head-butted forward and swallowed the toy again.
"That's it, that's enough," squeaked Jackie in excitement. She could no longer hold her anticipation and pulled the cock out of Claire's mouth, "God, I need to bang that sweet ass now."
So quickly did Claire move onto the bed that there were almost burn marks on the carpet. She rolled over onto her front and got onto her hands and knees. Her Mom assumed the same position beside her; she gave the teen a smile, "I bet I cum first," she said teasingly.
As Claire was so excited she was almost orgasming without a dildo in her ass that was a bet she was willing to take, "I bet you don't. If you do I'll do the dishes for a week."
Sandra laughed and turned her head round to Elle who was clambering onto the bed, "You heard that, Elle? I want a good fucking."
Jackie laughed as Elle said, "You got it one hard anal pounding coming up."
Claire groaned in excitement as Jackie's hands gripped her ass-cheeks and moved them apart. The rubber dildo touched her tight ass-hole, the tip in just far enough to keep in place without wanting to be held. Claire waited for her fucking as Jackie said, "If this is a competition we better start at the same time. Count of three?"
"Yep," agreed Elle, "though I'm confident it's not so much a comp as a massacre."
Jackie leant forward closer to Claire, "Don't worry, cutes, you'll be cumming like nobody's business." She sat up straighter and moved her hands from the teen's butt to her waist. She looked at Elle, the blonde twentysomething was in position, her dildo touching the hole, but not in. Elle nodded that she was ready. Jackie smiled and gripped Claire harder, "One... two... three."
She slammed in as hard as she could, forcing the dildo as deep as it would go. Jackie squealed and arched her back, pain quickly turning to pleasure as the toy stretched her ass and stimulated every nerve ending it touched. Jackie pulled back and Claire gasped, "Fuck me, fuck me hard. I want you deep..."
"Will do," said Jackie and thrust forward, deeper this time. The dildo slammed so far in that Claire thought it would end up in her stomach; she also thought it would make her explode with pleasure - it wasn't quiet an orgasm, but it was near. She gave her Mom a quick glance, the Milf was shuddering under Elle rapid anal assault. She was going for swiftness, rather than Jackie's more considered slow but strong. They'd both hammer the dildo in all the way eventually, but one would take dozen of thrusts, the other just a few- either might be quicker.
But Claire noticed something else, her Mom was balancing on one hand, the other was rubbing hard at her cunt as her ass was violated. Claire frowned, "That's cheating.... Ooooohhhh....yessssss..... fuccccckkkk meeeeee...."
The dildo slammed in deep, stretching the anal walls and making Claire shriek and squeal with lust as her ass reverberated from the pounding it was getting. She moved her hand and started to rub at her wet pussy; it was hard to balance as Jackie hit her like a kung-fu boxer, but it doubled the pleasure she was receiving. Harder and harder Jackie slammed in as beside her Elle kept the pace up in her Mom's ass. The two Bennet's screamed in enjoyment, coaxing on their lovers, "Fuck me, fuck me, fuck my ass, fuck my butt, harder baby, faster baby, deeper, deeper!"
The orgasm hit Claire like an express train. She had cum before, but never with such explosive passion - as her insides melted and burnt she could see why her Mom was such an anal fan. She opened her mouth and screamed her victory cry, just as her Mom shrieked out, "I'm cumming."
"A draw," said Jackie. She paused for a second, just long enough for Claire to let out a moan of disappointment and to wipe the sweat from her forehead, then she slammed down again, "I think you want more don't you?"
"I want more, I want more," squeaked Claire as the dildo rammed into her ass, "Oh God, I want more."
The two Bennets were taking the full length now, Elle and Jackie hammering deep down into their chutes and hitting the Bennets sweaty bodies with their thighs. Both Mom and daughter were also busily massaging their pussies, rubbing two fingers fast over their wet hole and lips. Both shrieked incessantly as the pleasure within them built up, cum dripping down from their slots and their bodies tensing and relaxing in time with the rushing waves of sexual joy flowing from their holes. Harder and harder Claire felt her ass being ploughed, "Oh yes, yesss, yesssss!" she shrieked as another orgasm tore her.
The only thing louder than her shrieks were her Mom's, as the Milf too was hammered hard into the middle of next week. Sweat dripped from both of them, soaking the bedding, already wet from the girl juice. Claire exploded again, her head shooting up as she howled like a wolf...
Jackie pulled out the cock and collapsed on the bed. Claire rolled on top of her kissing her as they watched Elle drive Sandra to completion. The Milf shrieked loudly as she came again. Elle pulled out the dildo and waited for Sandra to fall to the bed and turn-over, before falling in her arms.
Tenderly Claire kissed her girlfriend, "I love you," she murmured, feeling so safe, secure and satisfied.
"I love you too," murmured Jackie back.
Beside them Sandra and Elle exchanged similar endearments.
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French, German, Mandarin, Arabic –Yes, you can study those languages and more at Montgomery County Community College. In fact, that is what 2012 graduate Myke Eggers is doing, building on an already international career.
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2pm - RACE 2 (start subject to adjustment)
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Powerboats roar back to St. Clair
The St. Clair River Classic Offshore Powerboat Races return to St. Clair this weekend for its 24th year.
The race village will stretch from Brown Street to Clinton Avenue. The best view is from Palmer Park, said Bob Currier, Blue Water Offshore Racing Association secretary and treasurer.
"The entire four mile race course is visible from the park," Currier said.
To make way for the race village, M-29 in St. Clair will close at 6 p.m. Thursday and will not reopen until Monday. A detour posted by the St. Clair County Road Commission will take a driver heading south on M-29 toward St. Clair through Brown Street, Carney Drive, Fred Moore Highway, King Road, St. Clair Highway to Bree Road.
St. Clair Mayor Bill Cedar expressed enthusiasm about this year's race, inviting the crowd to check out some of the improvements made in downtown St. Clair.
"It looks like it should be nice weather," Cedar said. "Brand new boardwalk, come on out and have some fun."
Thursday, volunteers and race crews are invited to a memorial service racer Keith Holmes, who died in a crash during last year's race. The Blue Water Offshore Racing Association and racing community have purchased plaques on benches near the boardwalk on the south end of Palmer Park near the race control area.
One plaque is for Holmes, while the two others are for Ray Skuta and Tony Pizzo. Skuta was a firefighter in St. Clair and a founding member of Blue Water Offshore Racing Association who died in February 2017. Pizzo also had worked at the St. Clair Fire Department and served as medical coordinator for the power boat races, and died in a motorcycle accident in 2015. Currier said he hopes to see the plaques up before the races.
Registration and boat inspections will take place on Friday as boats and race teams arrive in town. Live music starts at 5:30 p.m., with Great White performing at 10:15 p.m.
On Saturday the race village opens to the public with registration and inspections continuing through the day. At 6 p.m., race teams will be available for an autograph session. Live music starts at 5:30 p.m. and Detroit alternative rock band Sponge takes the stage at 10:15 p.m.
On Sunday, the race village opens at 10 a.m. and the first race is scheduled for noon. The second and third races are scheduled for 2 p.m. and 3:45 p.m., but those times are subject to change based on the number of racers and length of the races. A fourth race may be scheduled after that, if needed, Currier said.
The races will conclude with an awards ceremony at War Water Brewery, scheduled for 7 p.m. For more information about the races, visit oparacing.org/race4.html or call (908) 910-8025.
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Shakira is pregnant the second time and it's rumoured that the baby could be a boy. The flawless looking Shakira was snapped in Paris as she was on a shopping spree.
Proving that maternity styles can still be just as chic, Shakira donned all-black for a quick shopping trip to Givenchy and Chanel. Shakira was spotted shopping at several designer stores after launching her new perfume Rock! The perfume fragrance Rock, pays homage to the Shakira's musical roots.
The Hips Don't Lie singer ended weeks of speculation when she took to Twitter and Facebook on August 28, 2014 to confirm that she and her twenty seven year old partner are indeed expecting once again.
Shakira's mother, Nidia Ripoll is very happy on hearing the news about the pregnancy and feels that Shakira's son Milan, nineteen months, will soon have a play mate.
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Shakira, is known to take the world by storm with her spectacular dancing and singing skills has always brought her energy and love for music to fans.
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It's back to school time!! I'd like to share with you some pages that will hopefully help in your 1st week of school planning. These pages are part of my 4th grade morning work packet and are perfect for 'getting to know your students'.
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In the final instalment of our questions and answers session with ex-Kura Aviation students, we caught up with Jack Denton, a 31-year old married man with two children, who retrained as a teacher before gaining employment on the Airbus A330 with UK based AirTanker. Hello Philip, tell us a little about yourself… I'm 31, married with a child (and another...Read More
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UK based easyJet announces record pilot recruitment for 2017…
easyJet has today announced that it will be launching a recruitment campaign called "For the love of Flying" to attract up to 450 new pilots at the beginning of June. This will be the largest recruitment drive in the airline's history – an increase on the record 426 recruited last year. Opportunities range from cadet pilots starting their career to...Read More
Launch of Mike Langley Foundation – Training Funding & Scholarships
The Mike Langley Foundation is an ongoing initiative which will, for many years to come, positively influence the lives of aspiring pilots through sponsorship and funding opportunities. About the foundation: The Mike Langley Foundation is a charitable trust that aims to help those with a dream to become a commercial airline pilot, those with the passion to succeed but without...Read More
British Airways Flight Operations – Work Experience Placement
British Airways has been offering students work experience placements for many years now and their programme has recently been accredited as gold standard by Fair Train, meaning the placements on offer are of a very high quality. They are now offering this exciting Flight Operations placement to interested students. On offer are three-day placements at either Cardiff or Edinburgh during August...Read More
Flight Bag Essentials: 10 Things every pilot should have in their bag
Have you ever looked into your flight bag before a flight and wondered if you have everything? In this article, we'll round up those essential pieces of kit that will make your life easier at 2,000ft and make sure you've got everything you're going to need next time you're flying on a sunny Sunday afternoon. The Headset I think it...Read More
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ELLINGTON – Shortly after 3 a.m. Friday, State Police responded to a crash involving a telephone pole.
According to the Department of Transportation, at least one car struck a utility pole, causing significant damage. The accident closed Route 140 between Jacob Hill Road and Buff Cap Road in Ellington.
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Just days after Brew Hub officially opened the doors to its Lakeland, Fla. facility, the "partner brewing" venture today announced its next location: St. Louis, Mo.
The company, which was founded by former Anheuser-Busch executive Tim Schoen, is backed by billionaire Ron Burkle, and is led by a team of notable beer industry experts, plans to begin construction on a $20 million, 200,000-barrel craft brewery in Chesterfield, Mo. later this year.
The new location, Brew Hub's second in what will one day be a network of five contract brewing facilities, will also serve as the company's corporate headquarters.
So what drew the company to the backyard of the world's largest brewer, Anheuser-Busch InBev?
Logistical advantages, a budding craft beer culture, and a population center made up of talented sales professionals and engineers, said Schoen.
"The overall makeup of the craft scene here is very interesting," he said. "There are a lot of real up-and-coming craft brewers in the market that are showing great growth and innovation."
Just as it did in Florida, when the company partnered with Tampa's Cigar City and Orlando's Orange Blossom Pilsner, Schoen said Brew Hub plans to tap local and Midwest craft brewers for partner brewing opportunities in St. Louis.
"We have a dialogue going back and forth with most of the brewers in this region," he said. "There are several within a 350-mile radius that have reached out to us as well."
Each one of those partnerships requires a three-year service agreement. Announcements regarding new partnership arrangements as well as production expansions of Brew Hub's existing clients will be made in the coming months, Schoen said.
While specific plans have not been finalized, Brew Hub is already having conversations with Cigar City about expanding both the company's brewing and distribution to the Midwest, Schoen said.
"Now that we have announced St. Louis, the process of partnership discussions will speed up," he said.
Brew Hub is seeking state and local tax incentives for the new facility, which will feature a 3,000-sq. ft. tasting room and biergarten as well as expanded office space. Still, Brew Hub St. Louis will look and function much like company's first location in Florida, Schoen said.
Located off Interstate-64, the new space will have an initial capacity of 75,000 barrels and is capable of being expanded to 200,000 barrels annually.
"The template, in terms of size, is going to be similar," said Schoen. "It is going to be at least the size of Florida and could possibly be larger."
The company plans to hire 55 people for positions in brewing, operations and for its tasting room.
"Brew Hub's decision to build their second craft brewery in Chesterfield is a huge economic win for the entire St. Louis region," Denny Coleman, the CEO of the St. Louis economic development partnership, said in a press statement.
Brew Hub is spending $100 million to open five brewery locations by 2020 and all of those projects are currently on budget, said Schoen. The company is eyeing potential sites in the Northeast, Mid-Atlantic, Texas and the West Coast for its remaining three locations.
An official announcement regarding a planned third Brew Hub location in either the Northeast or Southwest is expected within the next six months.
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A majority of Americans say that a ban on assault weapons would significantly reduce mass shootings, but beneath those findings lurks a huge gender gap, one that rivals the divide between Democrats and Republicans on the issue, according to the latest United Technologies/National Journal Congressional Connection Poll.
Women are far more likely than men to say that mass shootings could be reduced if there were a ban on assault weapons, such as the Bushmaster AR-15 rifle that Adam Lanza used to kill 20 children and six adults at Sandy Hook Elementary school last December. Almost three-quarters of women say an assault-weapons ban would be effective, compared with 44 percent of men. A majority of men, 54 percent, say such a ban wouldn't have a serious impact on reducing mass shootings.
Like the nation as a whole, opinion on the matter among Republicans is also riven by a gender gap. Republicans in general do not think an assault-weapons ban would be an effective way to cut down on mass shootings; only 42 percent say it would reduce them. But that skepticism is quartered largely among Republican men. While less than a third (29 percent) of GOP men and GOP-leaning men say an assault ban would be effective, a majority of Republican women and Republican-leaning women (57 percent) say a ban would reduce mass shootings.
The gender gap is less pronounced among Democrats, who overwhelmingly (72 percent) say an assault ban would reduce shootings. But it is still there: Democratic women and women who lean toward the Democrats are more likely than their male counterparts to say that an assault-weapons ban would reduce shootings, by 79 percent to 66 percent.


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Love the simplicity of the throw with some jaunty cushions x Big hugs regarding Mr B - he'll be back before you can say "patchwork quilt"! xxx JaneReplyDelete
Aww that's so sweet, he'll be back before you know it. I LOVE the first pic...but then I guess you would know that x x x xReplyDelete
Oh my! Too many choices! They all are pretty! Can't wait to see what you choose! :) xx HollyReplyDelete
Lovely quilts - I really like the second one. Hope you don't get too lonelyReplyDelete
I love the second one, it reminds me of a blanket i had on my bed as a child, :)ReplyDelete
Ooh didn't think I would but I like the birds at the end. Might be able to get to the next vintage village too as hubby taking girls away that day, fingers crossed xReplyDelete
Oh wow! They're all gorgeous!!! I think I like the top one best of all, though.ReplyDelete
Your last paragraph is so sad but lovely.
Sending you hugs and hoping you're not feeling TOO lonely.
Firstly I am way jealous of the floors you are going to have done, that is exactly what I would like in my bedroom! Secondly I love love love the last linen with the swallows, that is def what I would go for probably with the turquoise throw!ReplyDelete
They're all lovely but my personal favourites are the middle bedspread and the bottom duvet cover. Whichever you choose I'm sure it'll look lovely. Would be nice to see which one you choose. xReplyDelete
Well they are all totally gorgeous. I would stick to plain white bedding and spend your cash on a gorgeous throw/quilt/bedspread. The third photo down is my favourite but, let's be honest, they're all lush! xReplyDelete


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From 2003 -2010, IPHRC funded over 50 community projects through our Community Network Research grants. The majority of these projects focused on Saskatchewan Indigenous health issues and linked community partners with university researchers in the province. Due to the sunsetting of the program that allowed IPHRC to provide these types of seed grants, the funding has been discontinued.
However, these seed grants supported innovative Indigenous health research projects with important findings. If you want to learn more about some of the community-based projects we have funded, please click on a locator on the map to access information including the names of the researchers and community partner, date and title of the project, as well as location. For more information, select "View Project Details" in the locator pop-up window to access a project's summary.


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Oban Star-Racers now showing on French broadcaster: "Mangas", in a brand new 16/9 HD remastered version.
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CHICAGO — Janeen Daniels was on her way into a Chicago clinic for an abortion when a couple approached and suggested she had other options. She accompanied them to a crisis pregnancy center, where she was given a referral for an ultrasound exam of her uterus and the promise of help if she decided to carry her pregnancy to term.
"Once I saw the ultrasound pictures — he was 10 weeks old, moving already — I decided to keep him," said Daniels, 29. The child, Steven, is now 3, and Daniels can"t imagine life without him. To her the pregnancy center was a godsend.
"If it wasn"t for them, I wouldn"t have my baby now," said Daniels, a nursing assistant with five other children.
The facility she visited is part of a burgeoning movement of pregnancy centers set up by abortion opponents to dissuade women from terminating pregnancies. The centers usually provide free pregnancy tests, counseling, referrals to social-service agencies and material aid such as diapers and baby clothes.
Federal support|
Although a few existed in the U.S. as far back as the 1970s, there are now more pregnancy centers than abortion providers, which have been decreasing in number for 15 years. Estimates of the number of crisis pregnancy centers nationwide range from 2,300 to 4,000, compared with about 1,800 facilities that perform abortions.
To many people, crisis pregnancy centers, sometimes called pregnancy resource centers, provide a valuable service. President Bush is one of their supporters. Women such as Daniels praise the emotional and material support they received, saying they are grateful to have avoided an abortion.
Others agree that reducing abortions should be a public policy goal but criticize the centers for their tactics. Many of the facilities, they say, masquerade as full-service women"s clinics and give out false information to pressure vulnerable women into continuing their pregnancies.
The issue has been revived lately as some taxpayers and legislators question the use of federal money to fund such pregnancy centers. A report issued last summer by U.S. Rep. Henry Waxman, D-Calif., of the House Oversight and Government Reform Committee found that 87 percent of federally funded pregnancy centers reached by his investigators provided false or misleading information about abortion.
According to the report, the centers told potential clients there is a link between breast cancer and abortion, which has been refuted by the National Cancer Institute, and that abortion causes infertility and mental illness, which is not supported by comprehensive reviews of the medical literature.
Allyson Kirk is among the women who feel they were misled. The veterinary technician was headed for an abortion clinic in Manassas, Va., when she found an office in the same strip that advertised free pregnancy tests and said "Women for Choice" on the door.
"I assumed it was the women"s clinic where I had an appointment," said Kirk, 24, "and the man behind the counter led me to believe they were expecting me." The counselor asked intrusive questions about her religious beliefs, she said, and then told Kirk she needed to watch a video while she waited for the results of her pregnancy test.
"It was stuffed full of propaganda about the risks of abortion, and (depicted) the instruments they use and a fetus being ripped apart," said Kirk, who had the abortion later at a Planned Parenthood clinic. "It was meant to scare and manipulate me."
Kristin Hansen of Care Net, an umbrella group that provides resources to pregnancy centers, contends the centers do not pressure clients; instead, they want to help women make fully informed choices.
"We don"t want (a woman) to feel coerced by her parents, her boyfriend, an abortion provider or the pregnancy center," said Hansen. "We would like each woman to make the decision for herself, but having received all the information she needs and knowing that if she decides to carry the pregnancy to term she"s not alone."
Three options|
Officials at Chicago"s Aid for Women, where Daniels went, say they tell callers up front that they do not perform abortions.
"The counseling relationship has to be based on trust," said Sue Barrett, chairman of the center"s board, which is affiliated with the Roman Catholic Church. "Right from the start, we"re going to be truthful."
Sharnina Starling-Buford, director of client services at Aid for Women, said her staff is not judgmental and goes over all three options with each client: parenting, adoption and abortion.
The main room of the counseling center at Aid for Women looks a lot like a medical office, with its white cabinets, stainless-steel sink and specimen jars for urine collection. Atop a chest of drawers are four pink-rubber anatomical models of fetuses at various stages of development, nestled in a tiny cradle-like box and covered with a miniature receiving blanket.
Center staff said the models might be used to show a pregnant client what her fetus looks like, but only if she wants to know.
Hansen said nearly all pregnancy centers are "faith-based" and "pro-life." They also are generally aligned with the push toward abstinence until marriage.
"As a Christian organization, we desire that (the centers" clients) would come to know Jesus as lord and savior of their lives," Hansen said.
Limited range of services|
"Our primary goal is to share the love of Jesus Christ," she said. "We"re open to all local centers if they can sign on to this statement. This ecumenical unity is one reason why there"s been such growth in the pregnancy center movement."
About 1,900 crisis pregnancy centers, including Aid for Women, are affiliated with Care Net and Heartbeat International, a second national umbrella group that works closely with Care Net. Other centers are independent.
Two other Christian organizations, Focus on the Family and National Institutes of Family & Life Advocates, help centers acquire ultrasound equipment and convert to medical centers.
That is one of the criticisms voiced by the National Abortion Federation, which issued a report on crisis pregnancy centers last year.
The federation"s report states that although many centers look like medical facilities, "Most volunteers who work directly with women are not medical professionals. Their main qualifications are a commitment to Christianity and anti-choice beliefs."
Even those centers that are licensed as medical facilities do not provide a complete range of reproductive health services, the report states, since they do not refer clients for abortions or offer birth control.
Many crisis pregnancy centers receive federal support, mainly through programs that fund abstinence-only sex-education programs. According to the Waxman report, anti-abortion pregnancy centers have received more than $30 million in federal funding since 2001, when President Bush took office.
Family planning clinics that support a woman"s right to an abortion and crisis pregnancy centers describe abortion-related topics in very different ways, as evidenced through their publications.
TOPIC: The time between conception and birth
Family planning clinics say "The gestational period"
Crisis pregnancy centers say: "The first nine months of human life"
TOPIC: Emergency contraception
Family planning clinics say: "Birth control (pills) to prevent pregnancy after unprotected intercourse"
Crisis pregnancy centers say: Pills that "could act to kill her preborn child — a living human being"
TOPIC: First-trimester abortion
Family planning clinics say: "A minor surgical procedure"
Crisis pregnancy centers say: "An act of direct killing that takes the life of a tiny human being"
TOPIC: The safety of first-trimester abortion
Family planning clinics say: "Much safer for women than giving birth"; complications are "rare"
Crisis pregnancy centers say: "… over 100 physical and psychological complications, including blood clots, punctured organs, infections, infertility and even death"
TOPIC: Fetal pain
Family planning clinics say: "The embryo or fetus cannot perceive pain … before the 20th week of pregnancy"
Crisis pregnancy centers say: "Eight-week-old developing baby feels pain and responds to touch"
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Feel free to register!!!!!! If you have any questions please contact me!!
Hi! and welcome to my site!!! This site is mostly informational, and does provide a forum! the reason i made this site is because of the constant want to know what pattern/coloring your ferret is. I also made this in dedication to a sweet little shelter boy William AKA Polar Bear 10/1/2011, my Handsome Rob 10/11/2011 and my Hagrid 12/19/12
Feel free to check out all of the things! post on the forum, whatever you want! read the rules though...
Any of the pictures of the ferrets that are my own, or labeled, are not to be used without permission.
My pictures are Copyright of Kaite M. and belong to me and the helpful people who provided some pictures.
If anyone has any photos of a missing pattern or color feel free to contact me and i will enter it onto the homepage with the credits of the owner of the image. Still in need of the T line nose and full mitts. If you have any odd colored ferrets i will add them for sure!
Here are some types of ferret coloring!
First up! THE VERY COMMON SABLE FERRET!
The sable ferret has a mask of any color over the eyes, black legs and
body with a light undercoat and dark guard hairs. a sable is a general
coloring describing the black legs and evenly distributed dark guard
hairs on the back and belly.
This is stiv, he is my baby!!! Tubesock is the white blob:)
|This is a champagne or Sandy ferret Champagne ferrets have a white to creme undercoat and Tan guard hairs. A Champagne should have brown to Burgundy eyes and a pink nose.
|Below is a picture of a Cinnamon ferret, often mistaken for Champagne and vise versa. Cinnamon ferrets are rarely seen nowadays and a ferret that changes from Champagne to Cinnamon is not a true Cinnamon. As with Champagne, a cinnamon ferret should have a pink to brick colored nose and burgundy eyes.
|This is Coda, She changes from Champagne to Cinnamon every so often
|This is Coda in her Cinnamon coat, she's not a true cinnamon
|A Chocolate colored ferret should have a mask and guard hairs of brown coloring. It can range from a light brown to a dark, nearly black brown.
|As chocolates can be a range of colors Below pictured is a dark chocolate sable.
|(Annie D.) Chocolate in the front, Champagne in the back
|This is Hagrid, he was my Dark Chocolate coloured boy.
He is one of the honored three ferrets in the beginning.
|Next up is the Albino Ferret, Albinos are ferrets with no pigment
. Causing red eyes and pure white fur. you can often see the dark muscles in the arms because of this. Albinos can have a yellow-creme undercoat due to the oils from the skin.
|Unaltered ferrets tend to be much more yellow then altered ferrets because they produce more oils. so often you will see bright yellow to orange ferrets if they are unaltered!
|This is tubesock, she is my little albino girl!
|This is NOT my photo!! Jasja Dekker-found online
|Next up are Silver ferrets!
Silver ferrets are.. silver!
a silver ferret is a white ferret with a white to creme coat and silver guard hairs. Silvers range from light silver to dark silvers, often dark silvers being almost black.
|FUN FACT:Silver ferrets are Roan ferrets! Roan means 50% white 50% other color. Therefore Silver ferrets ARE Roan ferrets, but not all Roans are silver!
Credits Annie D.
This is my little silver panda Rob DIP!
|This is a black sable!
Most black sableferrets are very often dark brown
( in this such case) a black sable should be about
85% black including verysmall amounts of white on
the face exceptfor the mouth, and sides of the head.
|Leia, my black sable girl. She doesn't quite fit the standards
but she's considered a black sable.
|And now for ferret patterns!
|First up is a sable point. reffering to the
thin pointed mask in the shape of a V
that goes from the eyes to the nose and
sometimes a bit of color under the eyes.
the photo below is not my photo, i found it on google.
This is a thin sable point mask!
|This is a sable V mask. often mistaken for the sable point,
it is not the same pattern. though points often become
V masks during the summer or darker seasons!
this is stiv, he is in the first picture which shows he is a sable. he has changed from
a point into a sable! this is him a while ago!
This is not my photo, found online
This is Stiv, my little baby!
|The Blaze Ferret:
This is not my photo, found online
|A blaze ferret is any colored ferret with a
white stripe begining at the top of the head
and following down the back of the neck.
a blaze must be at least 1/4th of an inch
wide for it to be considered eligible at a ferret show.
|The panda ferret
a panda ferret is almost any color of
ferret except for white. reason? a panda ferret
has a COMPLETELY white head or almost completely white head with very few markings.
the white should go down the neck
on the back of the head also. like a
hood worn completely around the head!
|Fun Fact: Panda ferrets are often Roaned from blaze ferrets!
ferrets that are blaze ferrets as Kits often
become pandas and even completely white
as they change every winter. especially
Silver pandas like Rob!
This is my little Rob
he passed of juvenile
lymphoma on 10/11/11
This site is dedicated to
him and William
Wepamperpets, Dancer
|A broken mask : A ferret with
a broken mask would normally
have a sable mask but is not a
fully formed mask
Joey, Angel's Ferret
|A broken mask can also be
a sideways mask on one
side of the face. and the
other side be completely
white! it could even just be
a square on the bridge of
the nose.
Silver mitt ferret Not my photo!
|A silver mitt is a silver ferret usually complied with mitts and a bib.
|This is a speckled nose
meaning it has small
dots of color
|This is a pink nose
meaning it has no
color whatsoever
except for pink!
|This is a dot nose
meaning one dot
on the nose. most
common in silver
|This is a black nose
it is all or almost
completely colored
black or brown.
Credits: Pascal
|This is a heavy speckled
nose. it has large
splotches of dark
and light colors.
Credits: Huck
These are Toe Tips. Toe tips are when only
the toes are white, often Misjudged to be Mitts.
Knee Patches, Small white patches on one or both knees of a ferret:
Other things!!!
Ferret body types: THIS IS NOT A BREED it just explains the shapes of ferrets :)
Bulldog:This body type is a shorter ferret in length, they are more stocky in shape and have a pretty low arch for a ferret. Stiv, my ferret is a bulldog he has a low arch: Also known as "block shaped"
Low arch
Whippet:A whippet has a higher arch and a tight tucked in tummy. they are fairly skinny and will slip through a dryer tube almost without touching the sides. in between the bulldog and Greyhound.
Coda is a whippet: note the arch is medium height and her belly is tucked in.
Also note her stance.
Greyhound: A greyhound is a ferret that is lean, quick and more proportionate with legs in comparison to the body. they have long tails and long bodies and legs to match.
They have a fairly high arch and slender body. This ferret is a greyhound:
This is not my photo, found online.
Some Fun Ferret Facts!
1.)Panda and blaze ferrets have a tendency to be born with waardenburgs syndrome. it causes deafness , shorter legs, tail, and body. Also often include a white dot at the end of the tail the panda and blaze coloring(or otherwise white markings on the head), and often waardenburg ferrets will be deaf. The cause of this is the misshapen head and the lack of a fully developed inner ear. Not all Waardenburg Syndrome ferrets are deaf but it is common with the condition.
Ferrets with Waardenburgs Syndrome are nothing to worry about, they are just like any other ferret. However some could think of them as "special"
SIGNS OF WAARDENBURGS SYNDROME:These pictures are of Rob,my little WB deafie boy, and Dany a ferret who also has waardenburgs.
|A bridged nose:
|A white dot on the tail:
|A short tail in comparison
to the legs and body about
the same length as the legs
(does not apply to all WS ferrets)
|white head markings
Handsome Rob is a
|Almond shaped, wide
set eyes
|Bridged nose from the
front view
Dany ferret, very cute!-Silvermarble
|The top of the head is flat
|Little Dany ferret here
Is a Blaze.
Dany, isn't she adorable?-Silvermarble
2. Ferrets, especially farm ferrets, As they age will get some common health problems.
the most known ones are called Adrenal disease( cancer of the adrenal glands) And Insulinoma, Small tumors on the pancreas that causes a Drop in glucose.
Adrenal Disease is mainly caused by early alteration before a ferret can physically mature. It is thought to start out as an infection of the Adrenal glands and progresses into cancer. It causes hair loss in most ferrets that contract the cancer. In females, the vulva can swell as though she's in season, and in males, The prostate can swell and cause a vet trip and sometimes death. It's treated mainly with Melatonin implants, Deslorin, and Lupron.
Insulinoma is the exact opposite of Diabetes. It causes their pancreas' to create too much insulin and their glucose levels can drop drastically within a short amount of time. It is treated with a lifetime steroid called Prednisone which is upped as needed by a vet.
Ferrets can easily live 2 years or longer with adrenal disease and or Insulinoma. Depending on the control you have over the sickness, the quickness in which you've caught it, and how long they've had it.
Lymphoma is another semi-common disease that ferrets get. Lymphoma is common in most species of animals. Lymphoma is a cancer in which the lymphnodes of an animal produce mutated cells that build together to form tumors. It can be fatal sometimes depending on the location of certain tumors.
Juvenile lymphoma
is usually very aggressive and starts younger. In my case with Juvenile Lymphoma, my little Rob was only a year and two months. It took just four days for his body to create a tumor the size of a golf ball in his intestine.
If your ferret shows any signs of a blockage, he/she needs to be seen by a vet immediately. Blockages are not to be played with and rarely can be treated at home. A blockage is an abnormal object blocking a certain part of the digestive system causing the ferret to not eat, pass stools(or in very small amounts), and can rupture the place where it is located.
If you suspect your ferret may have eating a foreign object, give your ferret a lax of some sort and if he/she shows no signs of passing stools after an hour or two, please call the vet. If this goes on for more then a day or so, immediately bring them in. Blockages are very serious and can lead to death!
If you suspect your ferret may have eating a foreign object, give your ferret a lax of some sort and if he/she shows no signs of passing stools after an hour or two, please call the vet. If this goes on for more then a day or so, immediately bring them in. Blockages are very serious and can lead to death!
3. Ferrets do the cutest things! especailly when they are weasel war dancing! a weasel war dance is when a ferret gets really really happy and will wildly hop around and often smack into things! it looks quite a bit like this...
tubesock and stiv had fun!
3. Ferrets steal. there is no getting out of that! whether shoes, or stuffed animals or anything between!
DIP Rob my little flip flop eatin boy! And in this case, Tubesock likes Ramen and candy canes!!!!
Socks are fun to!Do i need to explain further?
Handsome Rob, Waardenburgs deafie panda boy. Sweet and cuddly
I hope i helped in aiding some of your questions. feel free, if you have anything else to share to post in the forum or email me!