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INITIAL_MEMORY, MAX_MEMORY on Windows
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Both INITIAL_MEMORY and MAX_MEMORY allow configuration of memory usage for the Java Virtual Machine (JVM).
Symantec recommends that the NetBackup-Java Administration Console, the Java Windows Administration Console, or the NetBackup Backup, Archive, and Restore user interface run on a system that contains at least 1 gigabyte of physical memory. Make sure that 256 megabytes of memory are available to the application.
INITIAL_MEMORY specifies how much memory is allocated for the heap when the JVM starts. The value probably does not require changing. The default is sufficient for quickest initialization of jnbSA, the Java Windows Administration Console, or jbpSA on a system with the recommended amount of memory.
On UNIX systems, the initial memory allocation can also be specified as part of the jnbSA or jbpSA command. For example:
jnbSA -ms 36M
MAX_MEMORY specifies the maximum heap size that the JVM uses for dynamically allocated objects and arrays. If the amount of data is large, consider specifying the maximum heap size. For example, a large number of jobs in the Activity Monitor.
On UNIX systems, the maximum memory allocation can also be specified as part of the jnbSA or jbpSA command. For example:
jnbSA -mx 512M
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As the go-to party spinner for the likes of Jay-Z, Diddy, and Russell Simmons, DJ Cassidy, who recently cut tracks with J-Lo and Jessica Simpson, has seen some lavish food spreads in his 25 years. For instance, the time he was flown to Naomi Campbells birthday bash in Dubai. It was in the middle of the Arabian dessert, he remembers. It was a never-ending buffet with the most amazing stations every kind of meat being carved for you, every dessert you could think of, every kind of seafood at the raw bar. I dont like to work with a heavy stomach, but I couldnt resist. I stuffed my face. We asked him what he caved into this week.
Wednesday, August 1
I had Cookie Crisp for breakfast. I tend to like things that I liked when I was a kid. Even my cereal is retro: Right now I have Cookie Crisp, Lucky Charms, Smacks, Fruity Pebbles, Apple Jacks. What Id really like but my supermarket doesnt have is Count Chocula. I tend to sleep late. When you get up at 1 p.m. or 2 p.m., you tend to feel anxiety because the day is half-done, so you forget to eat.
Later I went to my studio on 38th Street, where I am every hour when I dont have a gig. I got two slices of plain pizza at the local pizza place. And I had a Welchs grape juice.
Then I was at the studio all night, skipped dinner, and then went to a couple events and ended up at GoldBar around 2:30 a.m. where they serve amazing food. I had French fries with truffle oil and a grilled cheese cut up into small pieces with prosciutto. I dont drink never had a sip so I asked Rob and Steve, who run the place, could I have one of their creative drinks without liquor. They gave me a sort of ginger and strawberry soda-juice.
Tuesday, July 31
I had a bunch of meetings so I did what I shouldnt be doing I woke up and left without eating food. At 4 p.m. I had lunch at Balthazar. I had the chicken club and a pineapple juice.
I ordered dinner from Daisy Mays from my studio. Theyre one of the few restaurants that goes anywhere in the city. I order from home often. I had a barbecue brisket sandwich with a side of creamed spinach, sweet potatoes, and creamed corn. At 4 a.m. I ordered from Sarges Deli. They also deliver anywhere, anytime. I had a corned beef with Swiss, not melted I dont like when they melt the Swiss like a Reuben mustard, half-sour pickles, cream soda, and a black-and-white cookie. And yes, I still weigh only 127 pounds. I havent broken 130 yet. Dont ask its a miracle.
Monday, July 30
Around 3 p.m. I ordered from the Silver Star: grilled Swiss with bacon on rye, chicken noodle soup, and a fruit salad.
I had a fairly late dinner, around 10 p.m., at the Pink Tea Cup: The barbecue pork chop. For my sides I had string beans, corn, and of course I had to order mac 'n' cheese and yam. I had a lemonade and some sweet-potato pie for dessert. I love the jukebox there the second I go in there, I put in five singles. They have an option to pay more and make your songs skip to the front. I always do that to piss everyone off. The second I come in, youll hear Luther Vandross, Chaka Khan, and Keith Sweat.
Sunday, July 29
I had lunch at Via Quadronno, one of my favorites. They have lots of sandwiches that arent the norm I had the four-cheese sandwich and also a plate of Parmesan and prosciutto, and a peach juice. And a hazelnut gelato.
That night I went to Shun Lee for a father-son dinner. I got crispy shredded beef, garlic sauted string beans, Shanghai soup dumplings with pork and crabmeat, and a vegetable fried rice and ginger ale.
Saturday, July 28
I had Lucky Charms. For lunch at Via Quadronno, I had an open-face crabmeat sandwich and a peach juice.
I went to Tomoe Sushi. Its one of my favorite sushi places along with Sushi of Gari and Sushi Seki. I often go to Seki at 2 a.m. and sit at the sushi bar by myself. The highlight at Tomoe was the spicy squid salad, and I had a whole lot of sushi.
Friday, July 27
I went to D.C. to D.J. at a massive new club, Ibiza. On the train I had a turkey-and-Swiss sandwich and a granola bar by Bare Naked. I asked the server for a Bare Naked, and she looked at me like I was insane. Shes like, Oh, the granola.
Before my nap at the Mandarin Oriental, I ordered a cheese plate from room service and a strawberry-mango sorbet. I woke up and had a spaghetti and meatballs and a tomato, onion, and blue-cheese salad. When I got home, I had buffalo wings and another strawberry sorbet. I tend to eat a lot when Im in a hotel, because I like the menu so I just keep ordering.


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Last night, while a guest on The Late Show with David Letterman, Jerry Seinfeld mentioned that he thought Bring a Trailer was a great site for Dave to find his next classic car. We started receiving a ton of emails from readers to ask if we saw it. Thanks to all of you who wrote in! You can go here to the episode on CBS.com and scroll to 28:00.
Dave was pressuring Jerry to let him be a guest on Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee, Seinfeld's online video series where he matches old cars with some of his comedy pals. There were some great episodes in the first season (Michael Richards in the VW Double Cab was our favorite), and Jerry hinted that a Season Two is in the works, which is great news.
Dave and Jerry couldn't seem to land on the kind of vintage car that would be perfectly suited for Dave's personality and style, so we thought we would throw the question out to the BaT audience…
What car (BaT Alumni, or otherwise) should they take to coffee together?
Looks like the Letterman episode is a reality… Season 2 episode w/ Dave is posting today and looks like the Volvo wagon got the nod
There are SO many stunningly beautiful cars for the rest of us "common folk" to lust over/collect/drive. . . I think the celebrities should perhaps be required to drive the UGLY ones. . . perhaps in order of level of repulsiveness:
1. AMC Pacer
2. GMC Aztec
3. AMC Matador
Anyone add to the list?
Studebaker, Indiana made and old.
thanks mate…yeah I get it. The exitement of being there just rolls you with it…totally get it.
Thanks for that Varjak, yea I havent really been in the audience of that kind of show [had been in one TV audience here only], so I am not experienced but I have seen how its done and I agree with you that its all pushed on the audience. I guess i hate forced enthusiasm, let the artist rely on his abilities to get laughs.
I have watched a lot of Letterman often after a gig trying to wind down [I was a working musician] . He used to be on very late here in Aussie [after 12am then], so after a gig I'd check him out with Paul and his great band….it was that or "Call Me" or "buy this vacuum cleaner" not much on that late here then.
I guess I hate everything forced and artificial , I can understand it more in a show like Letterman because by its nature it is live but find it rediculous in a sitcom.
I think a lot of Letterman is lost to Aussies because there is a lot of local political jokes. obviously we dont know the ins and outs of the people referenced. So I actually question its viability in Aussie. Plus too many Aussie shows copied him. [they didnt last]
Not much into these type of shows but a while back had just been getting used to that scotty guy with the talking skelly. was sort of getting used to him..havent seen that much of him but seems little politics, so is more generic, I like his promo, he seems to have a muso background. [probably an afront to Letterman fans?] Jerry could take him and skelly to coffee in a carnival "ghost train".
I like all of these – how about this: 1964 Studebaker Avanti R-2? Call it the best (or last) things out of Indiana, and they can meet up with Larry Bird and John Mellenkamp at the coffee house.
As evidenced by the give and take here, Dave is a fairly complex guy. A single car would obviously not suit, but the 'top ten' thing is a bit overblown. SO…
Any cherry Studebaker Super Hawk for the coffee gig, assuming a weekend event.
Daily driver ought to be an Edsel, two toned and chromed out battle wagon.
After dark, though, the guy needs a Delorean with a 3.o Vulcan in place of the PRV boat anchor and a Hewland dogleg box just so he can't get complacent..
Rather than an affirmation of his self, that combo would change his life… to what; unclear.
What has 2 thumbs, was in the front row of the Letterman audience during last Thursday afternoon's taping, and sent you guys a Facebook message from the Ed Sullivan Theater about Seinfeld's plug? This guyyyyy…
Jerry should take Dave for a ride in the Wagon Queen Family Truckster.
Dodge Stealth RT.
Dave was known for tearing up the highways between Connecticut and New York in a Stealth. That car sold on Ebay some years back, with the documentation showing ownership by Letterman's production company, "World Wide Pants".
Congrats, Randy.
As for the car, it needs to be something , with a tie to the Indy 500. Mr. Letterman, might I recommend a Kurtis 500S?
Before anyone thinks I'm picking on dave too much, actually I'm picking on the "TV live audience thing"
when did it become alright for live TV audiences to act like they were in Broadway..clapping every star that walks in, laughing at things that are often not funny, its destroyed the essence of TV, jee I'd just like an actor to finish his line instead of politely waiting for the audience to shut up
It makes me miss the canned laughter, at least that let us know what the producer/writer thought was the funny part, but this blind audience laugh at anything really irks me. hee hee
guess I could just watch the news..
haa haa my third and last attempt at finding an appropriate vehicle to take David to coffee has been found right here on Bat and concurrent to this listing..how appropriate.
Take him in the 1939 GM-Futurliner, it's perfect as all of Daves studio audience can pile in for the ride and be there to lovingly laugh on his every word..
Hi Iced
Cool…did the police spec use that idea so the naughty passenger couldnt get out of the car?
As you know [being an aussie] a few of our Holden, Ford and Valiant wagons and panelvans had this feature when used as ambulances but this was not a factory option available to regular buyers.
My 1202 door config was I believe standard on all 1202's [not just the ambulance version] and although this was a factory RHD car it still had the 2 doors on the drivers side making it a less useful feature here.
Hey dont open that back door…oh damn there it goes.
Henry J said " rusty: Are there any other wagons with 2 doors on oneside and one on the other from the factory besides the 68-72 Suburbans?"
Volvo did a police spec 240 sedan like that.
Hudson Hornet
Jerry and Dave can borrow my 1973 Pinto Bean wagon any time. It is pastel blue, has a 2L, 4spd, a/c and an am mono radio. It is lowered, rides on a set of American 200 S's and features a good sounding Ansa twin pipe. All that would most certainly appeal to Seinfeld's sporty side. On the other hand, it is a basic boring blue Pinto wagon which would compliment Letterman's cynical nature, so all in all they should be comfy and cozy sporting around together in NY. By the way, no cup holders, there is the risk that they might spill coffee in their laps during shifts.
I think a van from the 60's would be great. a Econoline delivery, a Dodge A100, or if he his going to have Paul Shaefer and the band with a Corvair Greenbrier. And he should be wearing an appropriate period hat
I don't know about Letterman, but I heard Conan closed on an awesome vehicle only to have PO reneg.
Henry J said " rusty: Are there any other wagons with 2 doors on oneside and one on the other from the factory besides the 68-72 Suburbans?"
Yep you betcha'
My 1968 Skoda 1202 Combi…yes even called a Combi as many european wagons were..but this is an actual wagon [its bigger than the Octavia Combi [wagon] yet the mechanicals are similar] [note looks like a wagon not a VW Kombi]
They were also used for ambulances but i believe all 1202's had this door configuration.
mine is the only known 1202 in australia..originally imported for the czech consolate or similar political background..its also a factory RHD which in itself for this model is rare..
unfortunately I had some neigbourhood kids throw a rock thru the windscreen and due to that and health I lost interest [in most my cars].
But cool car…but little interest in Australia.
Jerry I know / hope you are watching.. as Jerry is part of the topic I hope this is on topic enough for readers.
Thanks to this great site i just clicked on your new show..coffee and cars cool idea. Never knew it existed.
Man fantastic…loved the one i saw [with micheal] the mix is right. Just enough of the old cars to find out more about the person you are talking with. Dont change anything. Will check the others out soon.
hoping you like feedback…This was good fun and i will catch up with more of it [unfortunately my old computer wasnt insinc with the vocals but thats ok.]
Your original show is my all time fav sitcom, and as I will never get a chance to meet you, though I have weird aussie sports cars and others you'd never had seen, my cars have introduced me to many Aussie celebs,[ it is so good that cars are a great levelling meeting place]. G'day mate great car etc, or filming for TV shows.] I'd like to say to you………
"I gotta say from a nobody like me that your Show was pure genius, and you were smart enough to employ actors as good as yourself to shine next to you..
That was your genius, you knew the show was to shine as whole not the individual star..and the better the sidekicks the better the show and yourself become… I tips my Aussie hat to you." from an unashamed fan. [ps I have a wagon with 2 doors on oneside and one on the other from the factory too]
Had another thought
How about the BIG RED CAR from the Wiggles.
Seeing people here associate David very much with politics then the Wiggles are fireing and hiring their members like any good Political party [well in Australia anyway]…maybe their car would suit David best.
David the Wiggle in the Black Skivvy. Have a wiggly good drive.
How about the new rear drive Chevrolet SS?
Partly because it's the first rear drive Chebby sedan in 17 years. But mainly because it's built in Elizabeth, South Australia, about 10 minutes from here.
Anyone in marketing will know how priceless unpaid endorsements like this are. Well done BAT. You deserve it.
Wish I could see it in Canada… Feel like an outcast up here sometimes !
a 1985 e350 centurion cruiser.
I like Andy's list, but I would put the Trabant first. It's a phony car and a manifestation of what happens when people take Letterman's politics seriously.
Dave can push.
Citroen DS – They're eccentric and funny looking. But if memory serves, the cabin is capacious and they have a beautiful ride.
@Kevin Preston: Dave could work out his reservation with a pencil…
From one Ball State Sigma Chi to another: David Letterman needs a 1978 Ford Granada.
It matches his personality and act so well. Old, boring and boxy.
Definately a Model A… Remember that old Midas commercial when the gent with the A Pulls in for a muffler ? They ask him why he doesn't sell the old wreck..The gent replies " I'll never sell, AnnaBelle ! "as he drives off in to the sunset…
Dave looks a bit like that old gent !
Dave would be great in a Skoda or Tatra.
…and just to set the record straight, i was NOT heckling Seinnie at that comedy club in atlanta back in the 80's…how did i know he doesn't carry his birth certificate with him, at least a copy already……..gee whiz, i treat ya like a brother and this is what i get, oy, oy oy………….
criticism ( my bad)
NOT A CRITISM????? wtf, r u 4 real man???, and the beat goes on months AFTER the election, c'mon bro i have friends ( yes folks it's true contrary to folklore) that talk the same talk and u disagree with them and they get downright PO and become the UNfriend by thier own volition , go figure………takes a lifetime to develop a "true friend" then gone in 60 seconds after a lively disagreement………….i guess passion extends beyond just the love of old cars , bikes and gals, now they tell me.
DJ, i can't apeak for "all the alledged haters" but as for me i love the guy for giving me tons of laughs especially when i needed it the most. been following "the man' since the incipiency of the show. real hectic back then when the pea brains couldn't figure out his appropriate timeslot, heck i remember many mornings when i got chewed out for being late for grand rounds and surgery just to catch a few extra laughs on the tellie, then finally someone got it partly correct, though an hour earlier would have been better but that's another story for someone more knowledgeable about those things . gradually over the past decade and then some he began this one sided political rhethorical monologue which i felt was at times down right nasty and disrespectful. come an election year i usually bypass the monologue or the entire show casue it's the same old same old and if i wanted that i would listen to either a right or left wing broadcast, that is not what i want, i mean one can only make just so many jokes about Bush or Cheney or Marco Rubio drinking water to the point that one can see the punch line around the corner . i mean c'mon man basta basta. Is that all u have? i love the stroy from the fella whose pop sold seinie the double cab vw, mucho cool and to the fella who posted the link of dave and JC's arbitration regarding his old chevy pickup–kudos to u, it was fun watching it again as i hadn't seen it since the live (sort of) broadcast. to me that has to be one of the funniest ad libs i have ever wittnessed. to keep the ball rolling, how about the big man in a low light ghia droptop, btw, are they going to take a similar route as the open 356 s cause i want to get one while they r still reasonable and is it true that the cover car of the jan 2000 issue of european car is in dave's stable or maybe it's jay's, can't remember whose though i read it on some post a few years back . i believe i saw that car a few years b4 that in the spectator's lot at road atlanta.
I think Dave would look best in an early 1950's convertible 356!!
Anything with three wheels and left hand drive
Daves Just gotta be in some kind of white thing, you know, to match those damned socks! We also need to address the issue of coffee, where to keep it, no cup holders allowed, but ashtrays and cigar lighters are a must, perhaps an ugly V8 AMC Gremlin.
Something from the always-creative Blastolene Brothers, like their double-cockpit fire truck-chassied heroic-sized roadster.
I watched that rig roll through Bob's in Toluca Lake a few summers back, and it amazed the cruising crowd….
A mid fifties Citroen station wagon…..with fender skirts
would be grrrreat to see dave and jay on PINKS—winner gets a bag of dorritos and loser shuts his trap on one sided politics, "c'mon jamie show 'em what u got "
No one has to tell Leno where to get a car
Yeah Dave, hurry over to BAT. Don't hesitate. You'd really enjoy reading the comments on there. It's nothing but talk about cars. Sure every once in a while there's excessive talk about the price being too high or that a car should have a swapped SBC…but strictly car talk!!!!
Too bad Seinfeld didn't mention BAT the last time he was on Limbaugh or better yet Hannity. Then we could fawn over what kind car Sean would drive.
Easy, two seat indy car but Dave drives.
Or something really fast that works in Montana too.
Easy, two seat car but Dave drives.
Or something really fast that works in Montana too.
Reckon a Lamborghini Islero would be perfect for this
The Blues Brothers cop car. With the cop engine, cop suspension etc. etc.
lo siento, quiero decir split bumper camaro..
hey Blackcloud, how about a split window Camaro? any other splits we can think oj? split rear window early beetle, or a '63 split rear window Stingray….how about it guys, submit your splits, maybe el Jefe "Dave" will pick a winner and award her/him a pair of tickets to the show, quien sabe? anyhow I hear he may purchase the euro air delivery service DHL (Dave and Harry Letterman) at least he can leave the initials , big paint savings.
Letterman has tons of cars
But he's most well known in connection to the flying brick volvo reeves calloway wagons
and that car could be funny
Either way seinfeld should pick funny cars or total beaters not shiny collectibles
Letterman has tons of cars
But he's most well known in connection to the flying brick volvo callaway wagons
and that car could be funny
Either way seinfeld should pick funny cars or total beaters not shiny collectibles
Letterman has tons of cars
But he's most well known in connection to the flying brick volvo callaway wagons
and that car could be funny
Either way seinfeld should pick funny cars or total beaters not shiny collectibles
Judging by his grin, a split bumper MGBGT.
Way cool…nice bit o free press there! Congrats… That is huge. Great stuff and well deserved.
I picture Dave in a big fat 50's Buick with a gap in the grille to match his own…cigar and Panama hat … Driving way to fast.
But the best car for the two of them to do a coffee segment would have to be something impossibly small just to watch Dave origami-fold his lanky ass in and make the whole thing just "look" as silly as I am sure the conversation would be.
Hey nowhere….that Carson skit is classic! Thanks
dl isn't funny. He has never been funny. I don't care how many laugh tracks they play after each non funny line…………..
Concerning a Crosley……….who won the first Sebring?
give up?………..guess
I'm thinking something that was super cool back in the 80's but is now looked at as past it's prime and a bit douchey. Perhaps an '86-'88ish IROC Z28 with T-Tops.
Having said that, I actually kind of still want one too.
These guys like to make people laugh, how about a Crosley.
I would suggest my all orignal 1980 Triumph TR8 Convertible. A different slant on sports cars.
It is an aquired taste. Better car than people realize.
A Stutz Blackhawk or an Aston Martin Lagonda.
Maybe an Auburn 815 Boat Tail Speedster.
Given Letterman's background, Seinfeld should pick him up in an Indy Pace Car edition of something – maybe a 72 Hurst Olds.
Nash Metropolitan!
Why not a 1958 Packard Hawk – you have the catfish mouth thing going on, plus it's an earlier model with an updated face.
GAZ M20 Pobeda, or better yet, a FSO Warszawa. It's from a "socialist" country, so it fits his politics, and it's a fairly large car with enough room for a man of his height.
For something more interesting, there is even a 4×4 version: the GAZ M72. It was the world's first mass produced 4 wheel drive vehicle built on a unitized chassis, predating the Subaru and AMC models by several decades.
Congrats BAT. Ye must be proud. We in the car hobby/addition applaud this site. Thank you for feeding my personal addition to 80sthe Toyotas.
Seriously "a coincidence two showbiz personalities into cars" nah.., where else do you put your money once you have everything else you want…I think its a natural progression for cashed up personalities to indulge in cars…good on them..I would.
And regarding Bat's seemingly rags to riches / suddenly famous thing..I think its been the plan all along..I started on here in the early days too..when it was.."just a blog" but it was clear to me then it was not meant just to stop there.
I even got a blocked message because i had spammed too much about some cars i was wanting to rid myself of, [If Bat can spam why cant we? Hee hee]
needless to say i stopped after that..but the way I see it..Bat is just beautiful spam but spam nonetheless,
I signed up when it was a blog…since then i have been spamed with all sorts of "hey sell you car here or Bat tshirts etc" ..and thats cool…but dont think this site was or is just for our enjoyment..it was and is a well planned "go for it site'…
As good as it is.. its here to make someone survive [or eventually better than that] ,off its revenue…its not just "do it for the gipper"
good on ya' Bat but dont let us think for one minute this wasnt a well executed attack over a period of a few years..its taken time but you've made it…it wasnt "hey look whats happened.
But I loves ya' …why else cant I stop reading all this damn spam.
I like the Lincoln Continental Mk II, the Bentley (maybe a Continental R type or S type), or the gray '32 Duesenberg convertible from the Auburn Cord Duesenberg museum in Auburn, IN…
The parallels are uncanny…
Right on, Randy! A well-deserved honor. As for Mr. Letterman's ride? A Kurtis 500S, of course.
Oops – forgive me, I meant a type 37, not 27. Anything of that era really – Bugatti racers from the 20's. This is what I have in mind:
A Bugatti 27, with the both of them in leather driving caps and goggles. That, I would watch.
Congratulations Randy.
That's one hell of a plug for your site.
My suggestion for Episode….
Fatty Arbuckle's 1919 Pierce Arrow Model 66 A-4 Tourer.
I can already picture Dave sitting in it, pulling on a fat cigar.
Since there is no way you could drive that car in NYC to get coffee….
May I suggest BaT's 1963 Corvette?
Dave would have turned 16 years old in '63.
I see a well documented cross country drive, maybe Drive can film it.
The newly completed Vette, driven 3000 miles across the country, Randy handing the keys over to Mr. Seinfeld, so he and Dave can go for coffee.
The marketing crossover potential is exponential. BaT, Drive, CiCGC, and a great way to promote the sale of the Vette for ebay.
Maybe Dave will buy it.
Letterman is a 50's Buick.
I say they should go in a big, honkin' 1972 Boat-tail Buick Riviera…a total 70s Man Experience.
There goes the neighborhood.
1964 Buick Wildcat convertible with a 465 Super Wildcat mill (2 x 4 bbl.) and a factory installed 4-speed (from Muncie, IN of course.)
Letterman owned a Ferrari Superamerica, maybe still does. He has a Olds Vista Cruiser personality now.
Jerry could buy the 1963 CHEVY BEL AIR IMPALA WAGON with EVERY SINGLE FACTORY OPTION as advertised on BAT, it is already in NY and they could cruise a roadside diner on the way home. Then re-list it on BAT as celebrity owned.
Lessee…. quirky, irrascible, funny looking, suitable for a tall person, not always 'on the mark' , but when it is, it is unmatched , I'd say a Citroen CX Prestige would be just right. Dave can hire a driver and use the footrests in the supremely comfortable back seat.
Hey we get that dave guy Downunder too.
Ummmmm lets see a car for a guy who cant stop himself uttering his own inane laughter at the weirdest times and also has an audience who produces it as soon as he opens his mouth. Still I have watched a lot of it when I couldnt sleep..
lets see an inane car…damn I own cars that create such laughter.
ok ok I got it give him the first Lunar Rover so he is always close to the stars.
Man but i love Jerry…he created the best sitcom ever…love ya' Jerry.
ps the video wouldnt play…said not available for our geographic area, I guess thats because it hasnt aired here yet, and they are gonna make me sit thru all that laughing and clapping . [damn I blame that on Happy Days when it went before a live audience. All the cheering/clapping as the actors walked on..what is it with that? Its TV not Broadway?]
Yes yes I've heard of and used proxy's… PITA usually. :P
Not available in my region. Oh noes! Canada is a bandwidth hog.
I'll never understand the reasoning for this witchcraft.
This –
They could take a cab out to LI (and maybe pay more for that ride than for the car itself if they get the right cabbie), split the cost between them, and drive it back to the CBS studio. Could be interesting.
Studebaker Avanti or
Lincoln Continental MkII or
Kurtis Kraft Roadster or
WWII JEEP or
1950s Mercury with the 'toothy' grill.
PT1, Patrick1 & Lofty
one word – AdBlock
Something with zebra stripes…
Buddy Rice's 2004 Indy 500 winning car, of course. Jerry could ride on the sidepod.
1962 Mercedes 220SE
Maybe even a 1960 220SE if he's feeling spiffy that day..
First generation VW GTI…or a Volvo Wagon with a V8 conversion and a "puffer".
Is Conan's green Taurus available? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uukjz0Gyv8s
Gotta be a 50s/ early 60s pick'em up for Dave. Ford, Dodge, Chevy probably doesn't matter too much, but it's gotta be red.
I've been watching Dave since my TV was a 12″ B&W, and I see him in something like this:
Crosley would be my car of choice
driving cap, driving gloves,topless x k e. He's got the grin down pat.
Dave owned at one point a Volvo V8 wagon with a supercharger that Paul Newman talked him into buying, so how about an Audi Avant Wagon? Or he should just ask Jay Leno for some advice on what to buy
Seinfeld, I think BaT needs a success story now… :)
1974 Triumph Stag yellow
With top down
Dave's smile reminds me of a Morgan Plus 4 round nose,
I see Dave in something like a 300SEL 6.3 or 450SEL 6.9.
Nice 1985 300CD, I've got one he can have for a deal. He's got coupe written all over him.
'61 rusty Beatle.
Dave needs an entourage. So he needs room. Limo is tough given his height. Dave also needs a place to hang with his adoring fans (wink!) or catch some shut eye on the drive in traffic up the Long Island Expressway. So, perhaps the Ford Econoline Van with Captains chairs, folding third row bench/bed would be great for him? Buy it cheap, new paint, new carpet, keep the baby blue upholstery, tacky yet hilarious. Sort of like Dave.
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The victims in a double shooting early Saturday morning outside the Elks Lodge in Lake City have been released from the hospital and are recovering. Late Wednesday night, the suspect in the shooting surrendered to the Columbia County Sheriff's Office
Security guard Niaja Bowles, 33, and bystander Alvia Lee, 37, were shot about 2:30 am. outside the club on Northeast Washington Street.
The suspect, 29-year-old Robert Church, turned himself in at the Columbia County Detention Facility Wednesday. Church was booked on aggravated battery, possession of a firearm by a convicted felon, and discharging a firearm in public. Church is being held with no bond.
Deputies said an argument between two unknown women and a man began in the club at closing time. Deputies said the on-sight security guard, Bowles, tried to separate the people involved and escorted them outside.
Authorities said once outside, Bowles fell to the ground during a struggle. Deputies said Church went to a vehicle in the parking lot, retrieved a handgun and returned. They said Church shot the guard once and fled the area.
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Referring to the second Commons reading of the Digital Economy Bill on 6 April — the day when the date of the general election is expected to be announced — Labour MP John Grogan said it was "an absolute insult to our democracy that we will be discussing such a bill in such circumstances".
The MP for Selby said it was "absolutely essential" that the bill be subject to full Commons scrutiny, adding that "the controversial sections of this bill must be dropped for a future parliament".
Tom Watson, the MP for West Bromwich East, told protestors the Digital Economy Bill was one of the most complex he had seen in his nine years in parliament.
He said the fast-tracking of the bill through the Commons would be "nothing short of a constitutional impropriety", and protestors "have to campaign to stop it".
"Whatever your views on copyright reform, it is simply unacceptable that the elected chamber of the House of Commons does not have the time to debate this," Watson said.
The Labour MP also voiced criticism of a provision — which will be replaced or altered by the government — that would lead to website blocking at the request of rights holders. "Blocking websites — they do it in China; we should not be doing it in the United Kingdom," he said.
ZDNet UK later asked Watson whether he thought the protest would make a difference. "It will make it harder for the bill to be bounced through," he replied. "Some MPs are deeply troubled about the fact that this could be bounced through in 90 minutes."
Watson added that the letter-writing campaign against the bill had led many MPs — six on Wednesday alone — to ask him what their constituents were complaining about.
Blogger Cory Doctorow told protestors it would be "vastly disproportionate [to] disconnect entire households because of one person downloading naughty content".
"Even if those [downloaders] happened to be guilty, I think that would be disproportionate," Doctorow said, adding that full scrutiny of the bill would be "our best chance for a free and open society".
ZDNet UK asked Doctorow whether he thought the protest would make a difference. "All of these things make a difference, whether in the short term or the long term," he said, adding that it was "crazy" to have to ask MPs to "show up for work and talk about the law before they pass it".
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Do any of you girls like to wear stockings?
Do you also like to wear stockings while sleeping? Do you wear them to bed because you like how soft they feel? If your boyfriend or husband bought some for you would you ever wear them? Also for those who do wear them (in public at least) can you only wear them in a medium to long length skirt, because you don't want the garter and lace to show? Or is the whole point to have some of the lace show? Also if you do wear them, is going to the bathroom a difficult challenge?
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Well, I must say first of all that I find your fascination with stockings quite funny. Haha. Well, no, I don't sleep in them. I Actually find the somewhat annoying. They always get runs in them and get all twisted up. Most of it is just for enhancement of other parts of your outfit. Depending on the socking, you can wear them with all lengths of skirt, but some work better with others. As far as wanting lace, etc. To show, that would depend on the girl and the type of stocking. But most don't want that to show.
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They feel soft to the touch to the person touching them, not wearing them lol so no I don't sleep in them. The only time I wear them is if I'm sporting some sexy lingerie for my bf, in which case, they don't stay on very long lol. As for the garter and lace. Hmm I think there will only be two times in my life that I will wear a garter: One was to my prom, and the next and only other time will be to my wedding lol. I'd feel trampy if I was wearing a skirt with stockings if the lace was showing. It's too "Pretty Woman" for me. As for the bathroom thing, they can be quite annoying because when you're pulling them down or up you have to be careful not to ruin them with your nails. I prefer not to wear them so I can show off what I have instead of making seem like I have something to hide. When I'm old with veiny legs, I'll wear them on the regular so nobody has to see that lol
Hmmm, might someone have a "thing" about stockings? LOL (but actually I think it's kinda cute! ) Here's a hint, sweetie. Stockings are like high heels -- they aren't super comfortable and girls don't wear them to bed unless their boyfriends ask VERY nicely! Pantyhose are in general easier and more comfortable (and a better match with short skirts). Ok, feel better now? :)
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Answering this to get it out of my cue - a girl here has to say - Most girls who wear any kind of leg wear, like it, due to the fact, that it creates various different looks in one easy accessory change, but no one said its comfortable - also it hides legs not recently shaven as well as bad razor cuts


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It can only mean one thing...yes, its Top-Up Friday with T-Mobile and you've been crossing your legs and repeating the names of dead presidents ad infinitum until, at last, the 3rd epic chapter of Prawn to Be Wild is released.
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Welcome back, me hearties! Prepare to hoist yer sails and... *ahem* sorry about that.
It's Friday and that can only mean one thing. Well, actually it could mean a lot of things, such as Top-Up Friday. However, the 'thing' I am referring to is the second installment of Prawn To Be Wild which is most graciously sponsored by the chaps, chapettes and other non-gender specific life forms at T-Mobile.
This chapter sees several tweaks over its predecessor which has so far been played around seventy thousand times since it was released just a week ago. You'll be able to continue Insanity Prawn Boy's epic moonward journey with even more style than before.
I wont tell you exactly what the changes are because that would remove some of the mystery that surrounds such things... but the game should handle a lot more smoothly this time around.
If you're finding this chapter too taxing, specifically our feindish opening puzzle, head over to the forums and ask. We wouldn't want you to miss out on the rest of the journey!
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Next door to you could live a homicidal lunatic, a seriously shady scumbag, or someone with (gulp) political ambitions, but if there's at least one girl on your block who's anywhere near as gorgeous as the women of Girls Next Door Club, you can easily ignore all the other nutjobs and looneys. Girls Next Door Club presents a dozen American and European babes in erotic hardcore scenes and galleries that focus on delivering highly-detailed, visually intimate sex and masturbation scenes. If only these girls would really move in next door...
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When you're a gentleman handling your private personal business, you might not think anyone would want to watch what you're doing while listening to ethereal electronic soundscapes, but you'd be wrong. Gentleman Handling is a site from the same people responsible for I Feel Myself I Shot Myself and Beautiful Agony, three websites that changed the face of personally intimate erotic masturbation porn a few years ago; and it sure as hell looks like their work, too. Experimental video editing techniques present fractured views of penises in various states of arousal and release belonging to me much like you or I… just with a camera trained on their knobs while they whack it!
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The South Shore Audubon Society is hosting a bird walk at the Massapequa Preserve from 9:30 a.m. until noon. Walk leaders and other birders and nature enthusiasts share their knowledge and experience. The bird walk is free. Attendees should bring binoculars. Rain, snow or temperature below 25 degrees Fahrenheit will cancel the event. The group will meet at the Northeast parking lot at the Massapequa Long Island Railroad Station. For more information, log onto www.ssaudubon.org or telephone Steve Schellenger at 516 987-8103.
The Long Island NAIM Widow and Widowers Dance will be held from 8 p.m. until midnight at the Massapequa Elks located at Veterans Blvd. All are welcome. The cost is $14. For more information, call Maureen at (516) 781-4763.
•Massapequa Senior Citizens Center. The center is located in the back of McKenna School on Second Ave. and Spruce St. in Massapequa Park. Meetings are Mondays and Wednesdays from 10 a.m. to 4 p.m. The center offers luncheons, day trips, arts and crafts, painting, speakers, stretch and relaxation exercises and Chi Kung. The program is sponsored by S.D. #23. Call 308-5505.
•One-On-One Information And Referral Service for Massapequa and Massapequa Park residents. Topics include Medicare, local recreation, health insurance, nursing homes and assisted living. 10 a.m. to noon Mondays at the Massapequa Library, Bar Harbor (40 Harbor Ln. 799-0770) and Central Avenue (523 Central Ave. 798-4607) Buildings.
•Bingo every Tuesday 10:15 a.m. at the Massapequa Elks, 2162 Veterans Blvd., Massapequa. Progressive game, Line game. Call 798-2162.
•Adoptive Moms Group. Covers the factors which influence your decision to adopt children, sources used for information, relationships with siblings and other family members, the first weeks at home, talking to the child about being adopted (how and when), issues that arise should the child want to meet his/her biological parents including: will you help in the search, how to go about getting information, how to handle the situation. 10 to 11:30 a.m. Wednesdays at the Massapequa Mothers' Center, Church of St. Jude, 3606 Lufberry Ave., Wantagh. For information call 679-4641.
•Bingo every Wednesday at 7:30 p.m. at Beth Shalom Center of Amityville and the Massapequas, 79 County Line Rd., Amityville. 264-2891.
•The Scrabble Club meets on Thursdays from 12:15 to 3:15 p.m. at the Plainedge Library, 1060 Hicksville Rd., Massapequa. All ages. Scrabble players wanted. Call Judy 827-9506.
•Massapequa Singles And Massapequa Couples hosts a workshop to Learn To Dance. All Social Dances, American and Latin. Partners are encouraged but not necessary at 11:15 a.m. every Friday at Manor East Catering Hall, 201 Jerusalem Ave., Massapequa. $10. Email Dancezee @aol.com or call 332-7825.
•Overeaters Anonymous. Are you a compulsive overeater? Under eater? Overeaters Anonymous can help. There is a meeting on Saturdays from 10 a.m. to noon at St. Rose of Lima Church, 2 Bayview Ave., Massapequa. For information about the meeting call Nancy 798-2547 (between 7 and 9 p.m.) or Ed 845-5423.
•Camille's Dance every Sunday from 7 to 11 p.m. at the Elks Club, Veterans Blvd., Massapequa. $14 includes snacks. Call 516-798-2162.
•Massapequa Fire District regular monthly meetings are usually held on the second and fourth Monday of each month at the firehouse, 1 Brooklyn Ave.. at 8 p.m. The board will also conduct monthly work sessions on the first, third, and when applicable, the fifth Monday of each month commencing at the same time.
•Nassau County Aquarium Society meets on the second Tuesday of the month at 7:30 p.m. at the American Legion Hall, 66 Veterans Blvd., Massapequa. Free parking, free admission, guests welcome. Refreshments served. Junior members always welcome. Call Mike Foran 798-6766; Ken Smith 631-589-0913 or Brandie 631-473-4018.
•Veterans of Foreign Wars Post #7763 Massapequa Park meets at 8 p.m. on the first Wednesday of each month at 1012 Park Blvd. To become a member one had to serve overseas during conflict. Call 799-6758 or 796-8331.
•Massapequa Park Republican Club meets on the second Wednesday of each month at 7 p.m. at the Knights of Columbus Hall, 2 East Gate Rd. (corner of Front St.) Massapequa Park.
•Massapequa Park Garden Club meets on the third Wednesday of the month at 8 p.m. at the Village Hall, Front St., Massapequa Park. Call 797-4899.
•St. Bernard's W/W Interfaith Organization general meeting at 8 to 11 p.m. at the Elks Club, 2612 Veterans Blvd., Massapequa. All are invited. Meetings are held on the second Thursday of the month. For further information contact Chris 631-842-6734.
•Dance Nights are held on the first and fifth Friday of every month from 9 p.m. to midnight at Amityville American Legion Post 1015, 70 Elm St., Copiague. Call John 631-691-7490.
•American Veterans Post #88 meets the second Friday of each month at 8 p.m. at 690 Broadway, Massapequa. Eligibility is open to active members of the armed forces and to all honorably discharged veterans. New members are welcome. AMVETS are veterans helping veterans and the community. For information call 798-9188.
•St. Bernard's W/W Interfaith Organization Dance every fourth Friday at the Elks Club, Veterans Blvd., Massapequa, at 8 p.m. to midnight. $14. For further information call Chris 631-842-6734. New address and time.
•Networking For Referrals. A group of LI Professionals Networking (LIPNET) announces a bi-monthly schedule of networking for referrals in Massapequa. LI business people come together every other Friday at 7:45 a.m. at the Massapequa Diner, Sunrise Hwy. at Broadway (eastbound) for the purpose of meeting others to exchange business referrals. The meetings for growing businesses are open to all interested in sharing and receiving business leads. The group is looking for one representative from every business type as members for the ongoing exchange or referrals. First two meetings free. $5 for breakfast. For reservations call 795-1223, ext. 42.
The community food pantry at St. Rose of Lima's Community Outreach Center offers free, nonperishable food items to families and individuals in need. The pantry is fully operational and anyone who would like assistance can call 798-4954 or stop by the center at St. Rose of Lima, Merrick Rd.
At Congregation Beth-El, 99 Jerusalem Ave. Open Monday and Thursday from 10 a.m. Open to all who are in need regardless of religious affiliation.
Congregation Beth-El, 89 Jerusalem Ave. is offering Mishpacha (mommy, daddy, grandma, grandpa, aunt or uncle) and Me. The program is designed for children ages 18 months to 4 years old. It will be meeting twice per month on Sunday mornings and offer the opportunity to learn a little about Jewish customs, Bible stories, holiday celebrations and songs in a supportive, nurturing environment. For information or to pre-register call Barbara 541-0740. Congregation Beth-El is an egalitarian, Conservative synagogue.
Welcome! Come join the Massapequa Park Senior Community Service Center, 379 Linden St., Massapequa Park (Our Lady of Lourdes School). Meet new people, lunch with friends. Experience new things: painting, sculpture, arts and crafts, Tai Chi, dancing, trips and much more. Transportation is available. Call today for a reservation 797-5357. Program sponsored by Catholic Charities Diocese of Rockville Centre. Funded by the NC Dept. of Senior Citizen Affairs, the NYS Office of the Aging and the U.S. Administration on Aging.
Catholic Charities Seaford Community Service Center, located in St. Michael's Episcopal Church, 2197 Jackson Ave., Seaford, welcomes persons age 60 and over to its multi-purpose senior center. Delicious hot meals are served daily and transportation is provided in the towns of Wantagh, Seaford, Massapequa and Massapequa Park. Trips, drama and art classes, card playing, bingo, parties and access to social services are offered. Call Laura Montefusco 679-8373.
Located at 75 Grand Ave., YES is a nonprofit community-based agency licensed and funded by the NYS Office of Alcoholism and Substance Abuse Services. Call 799-3203 or visit yesccc.org for information on the following:
•Adult Alcohol and Substance Abuse Psycho-Educational Series. This 10-week group is for adults whose lives have been affected by their alcohol or substance use. The program addresses the dynamics of addiction in a supportive environment at the beginning stage of recovery. Ongoing and open.
•Active Parenting Program. This six-week program is for parents seeking support and assistance in enhancing parenting skills. The group is offered several times throughout the year, based upon request and need in the community.
•Adolescent Alcohol and Substance Abuse Psycho-Educational and Support Group for males and females between the ages of 13 and 17 who are either at risk for or are currently using alcohol or substances. This program addresses the dynamics of addiction in the context of adolescent development. Ongoing and open.


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LAREDO, Texas -- The Texas Division of Emergency Management (TDEM) and the Federal Emergency Management Agency (FEMA) announce the opening of mobile Disaster Recovery Centers (DRCs). The DRC will open Wednesday in Zapata County and Thursday in Jim Hogg County for those affected by Hurricane Alex and subsequent flooding.
The mobile DRC in Zapata County will be open from noon to 6 p.m. on Wednesday and is located:
Court House
201 E. 7th Ave., Room 248
Zapata, TX 78076
The hours are 10 a.m. until 6 p.m., Thursday and Friday and 10 a.m. to 4 p.m., Saturday.
The mobile DRC in Jim Hogg County will be open from 10 a.m. to 6 p.m. on Thursday and is located:
County Court House
102 E. Tilley Road
Hebbronville, TX 78361
The DRC will also be open from 10 a.m. to 6 p.m. Friday; 10 a.m. to 4 p.m., Saturday; and 1 to 5 p.m. Sunday.
Spanish speakers will be on hand to provide assistance to survivors.
Disaster survivors are encouraged to register for assistance before visiting the DRCs by calling 1-800-621-FEMA (3362) or TTY 1-800-462-7585 for the hearing or speech impaired. Tele-registration hours are 7 a.m. until 10 p.m. seven days a week. Those affected by the hurricane can also register online at www.DisasterAssistance.gov or visit a DRC to meet face-to-face with recovery specialists.
Even though FEMA and the state encourage DRC visits, doing so is not required to be considered for assistance.Representatives of the state, federal and voluntary agencies, as well as customer service representatives from the U.S. Small Business Administration (SBA), will be available at the center to answer questions and provide disaster loan information to homeowners, renters and businesses of all sizes. Written materials about various assistance programs are also available to individuals and business owners.
No cash, checks, debit cards or vouchers are distributed at DRCs. Centers are for the dissemination of information to assist in recovery.
For more information on the Hurricane Alex disaster recovery, browse the features on this FEMA Web site at www.fema.gov/hazard/hurricane/2010/alex/index.shtm. Users of smart phones and other mobile devices can visit m.fema.gov. Texans should also visit www.txdps.state.tx.us/dem for more information on this disaster and preparation for future disasters.
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"the worst kind"(from Greek) see "cak"
The oil leak was the work of the cak hand of my son, the mechanic.
James Merchantによって 2003年07月18日(金)
Someone who doesn't understand moderation when it comes to drinking. Falling, puking, telling too much, and not remembering are parts of his/her night. This usually leads to unknown bruises in the morning.
Drunk girl and "drunk girl's duo" are KAKs.
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(As released by Patsy Cline 8/1/60)
I had a dream last night that I held you
And you still seemed as handsome to me
But when I awoke I found you missin'
It's just another crazy dream for me
Crazy dreams linger on as I face an empty dawn
With no end to it all can I see
For I've surely reached the end
Lost your love to a friend
Just another crazy dream for me
Once you were mine and we were so happy
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|My mother felt that what she did was nothing special. If you find yourself in such a situation that's what you do. She never wanted attention; also not at family celebrations. But within the family, she was certainly not silent. She was calm and thoughtful. But she also had the most wonderful laugh.
– Anne-Marie Voskuijl
|My mother groan'd, my father wept Into the dangerous world I leapt, Helpless, naked, piping load, Like a friend hid in a cloud.
– William Blake
|My mother had a great deal of trouble with me, but I think she enjoyed it.
– Mark Twain
|My mother had morning sickness after I was born.
– Rodney Dangerfield, monologue
|My mother had to send me to the movies with my birth certificate, so that I wouldn't have to pay the extra fifty cents that the adults had to pay.
– Kareem Abdul-Jabar
|My mother is such a lousy cook that Thanksgiving at her house is a time of sorrow.
– Rita Rudner
|My mother loved children - she would have given anything if I had been one.
– Groucho Marx
|My mother loved children -- she would have given anything if I had been one.
– Julius Henry Marx
|My mother loved her children very much: me, my brothers Cor and Joop and my sister Anne.
– Ton Voskuijl
|My mother never boasted about it. She always kept it to herself, kept it secret. Spoke about it as little as possible. I would have preferred if she had also told us about it. Otto Frank visited us regularly and then you sometimes heard things, but I've never heard the whole story.
– Ton Voskuijl
|My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a- bitch.
– Jack Nicholson
|My mother said to me, if you go into the military, you will become a general. If you go into the clergy, you will become Pope. Instead, I became an artist, and I am Piccaso.
– Pablo Piccaso
|My mother used poetry and the arts as a thermometer—if I cried, it meant my heart had not grown cold, my sensibility was alive and well.
– Vanna Bonta
|My mother used to say that there are no strangers, only friends you haven't met yet. She's now in a maximum security twilight home in Australia.
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1. The worst person ever.
2. Someone who fucks eighth graders.
2. Someone who fucks eighth graders.
Toof fucked another eighth grader yesterday.
by Davole October 11, 2006
the set of white things in our mouth.... in ebonics.
yo dawg my toof done falled owt a my mouf
by soap operas are gay June 13, 2006
when you dont agree with what someone says
im not picking u on my team ur terrible at baseball.
by sloshedfacedzilla December 08, 2009
When a living being has only one tooth in their mouth. When they mean to say tooth they actually say toof.
Cletus brushes his toof since he has one left.
by cardinal_fan October 20, 2004