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It's the short film app that has allowed aspiring animators and amateur porn-makers alike to spread their creations across the internet - as long as they own an iPhone. Now Fandroids have been given the chance to emit tiny wee videos of their very own following the release of an almost identical Vine app on Google's smartphone …
"It's the short film app that has allowed aspiring animators and amateur porn-makers alike to spread their creations across the internet - as long as they own an iPhone.
Now Fandroids have been given the chance to emit tiny wee videos of their very own following the release of an almost identical Vine app on Google's smartphone operating system."
Why code for an OS with limited customer base? 'less your a 'merican where 50% are owned by Apple! Sad!
To be fair...
It's the easiest test platform - if an fanboi won't pay for an app then fandroids certainly won't...
I just fail to see the point entirely...
Re: To be fair...
" if an fanboi won't pay for an app then fandroids certainly won't..."
Putting completely aside the fact that it is free...
I've always been intrigued, given the 'freetard' tag given to Linux users, and by association to Android users - the platform is free so it's expected that everything else should be too - that whenever I've looked at the Humble Bundle pay-what-you-want stats, the average price paid by Linux users is always highest, Mac second and Windows users lowest. Which might suggest that Linux users are in fact willing to pay (more) for software.
(It may also of course be that far fewer Linux users do actually buy it, so the figures are more distorted by one or two high payers - that said, on the current bundle, the number of Linux purchasers is not much less than Mac purchasers)
Re: To be fair...
It's not just that, although Android has a bigger marketshare iPhone has a bigger usage share - iPhone users are more likely to use their phone as a smartphone.
Big companies know this, that's why they launch iOS apps first.
There are lots of websites reports of mobile usage being split 70-80% to iPhone over Android.
This makes sense when you think about it, most iPhone users have an iPhone because they wanted an iPhone, there are lots of Android users who got an Android by default from their carrier.
aren't the Appletwatters getting their knickers in a twist?
O dear how sad, never mind.
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It's always a pleasure reading Apple users comments when something is no longer an exclusive. The Instagram Twatter feed was particularly brilliant, with comments such as "Now we get to see photos of what poor people eat" and such like.
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"Now we get to see photos of what poor people eat"
emit tiny wee videos
Hipsters and baristas
now have to find a new haunt with their iPhones...
Oh dear...
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To be fair, I'm sure the average Vine user is more of the 13 year-old Justin Bieber fan type.
But they'll have to go find a new haunt with their iPhones
Doesn't work on my phone.
When I try to capture video it just hangs then goes back to the menu scren. It isn't working at all for others, if Play store comments are anything to go by.
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More crap to spam people with...
I'm glad I don't use twitter!
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Neutral Milk Hotel Naomi Lyrics
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Out from the dress I took from you, so pretty
My emptiness is swollen shut
Always a wretch i have become
So empty
Please, Please don't leave me.
I'm watching Naomi, full bloom
I hope that she will soon explode
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One billion angels come and hold her down
They could hold her down until she cries
I'm tasting Naomi's perfume
It tastes like shit and I must say
She comes and goes most afternoons
One billion lovers wave and love her now
They could love her now and so could I
There is no Naomi in view
She walks through Cambridge stocks and strolls
And if she only really knew
One billion angels could come and save her soul
They could save her soul until she shines.
Until she Shines x4
So pretty x4
Please, Please don't leave me.
Thanks to Naomi (not the girl from the song) for submitting Naomi Lyrics.
Not as deep as you think | Reviewer: Bart | 5/7/14
It's just a love song, or a lovesick song. It's just Mangum's eclectic lyrics that trick you into assuming symbolism, but it's not. It's just teen lyrics. That said, this kind of groundwork of oddball lyrics did lay the foundation for ITAOTS, which was awesome.
reference | Reviewer: kid vesuvius | 5/26/13
"No deeper meaning, just some vague bullshit for angsty teenagers." - man, that's bullshit in itself.
It may supposedly be about Naomi Yang but everything in the lyrics reference Junichiro Tanizaki's novel 'Naomi'. Set in 1920's Japan, it's about a man in his late 20's who falls in love with a 15 year-old girl and takes her as his wife, it then follows their relationship for 8 years as she grows into a beautiful woman and learns how to use his growing obsession for her own gains. That's a very simplistic synopsis but it's a great novel and the song captures one element of it brilliantly.
There is no Naomi in view | Reviewer: Glebecow | 1/14/13
This song connects deeply with us its admirers because Mangum isn't "simple," despite what the tin-eared icke claimed below.
Naomi is told from the point of view of a troubled lover, likely ex-lover or never-lover. He's lost her, or maybe has never known her except in his longing. What really matters is that now he clings pathetically to the sacred emblem of the dress he "took" from her. She or her essence seems to seep out of it as if this dress were a leaking vessel.
And this dress theft is problematic, possibly creepy. It doesn't seem like a typical keepsake, does it.
It's only the first of several images that are unsavory and anti-romantic. This isn't a Billboard pop song after all; no plain old lovey-dovey here. You must ask yourself: why did he take the dress? How? And furthermore: what kind of angels are these that could "hold her down until she cries"? Why does the perfume of his beloved "taste like shit"? Why is he himself so empty that he claims to be emotionally "swollen shut" like bruised flesh? Why is there "no Naomi in view" and yet she still "comes and goes most afternoons"? What is really being seen, felt, wanted, expressed? Heartbreak's ghosts, remorse, something else?
If you answer these questions (and others such as why any generic "billion lovers" could love Naomi instead of the singer) to your satisfaction, you will have entered the heartbreaking and unsettling complexities of this art. Its surfaces may betray you. Its subterranean implications should definitely upset you. It gropes terribly after hope, but what it finds doesn't necessarily give us any. Not even in the angelic is there entirely any perfect outcome for Naomi, since "sav(ing) her soul" will involve being essentially manhandled. How many believers in angels think that they'll be violently piled on by the wingèd feathery kind as entry into some kind of held-down salvation?
Troubling, troubling, troubling, troubling: and so beautiful.
Discussions above | Reviewer: icke | 1/8/13
Just listening to the album once again. Listened to it alot when i was in my early twenties and gotta say, it's exactly that: Music for people in their early twenties. "ambiguity and imagery gallore in lyrics" - what bullshit. The lyrics are simple and all the ambiguity stems from them being just unprecise. No deeper meaning, just some vague bullshit for angsty teenagers. Still pretty good music, bringing back lots of memories from those days.
Beautiful | Reviewer: Anonymous | 1/25/11
This song makes my heart swell. I wish everything were as wonderful as this.
It has the ability to make me smile and cry; does anyone else know the feeling?
Oh and On Avery Island was, in my opinion, as good as In The Aeroplane Over The Sea.
previous reviewer hates music | Reviewer: Anonymous | 3/15/09
you're a dumbass...on avery island is great...what about Gardenhead/Leave Me alone, A baby for pree, song against sex? This is a great album, not near as good as in the aeroplane over the sea, but he had a different band for those two albums, and his songs are damn pretty.
glimmer of hope | Reviewer: Anonymous | 5/4/08
naomi is largely a beautiful glimmer in an oily sea of "on avery island". it shows the brilliant mind of jeff mangum like few other songs off this album do. and after hearing this song its understandable to see where the perfect "in the aeroplane over the sea" came frmo
brilliant song, melody from nowhere, passionate, simple chord progression, introduction to mroe ambient sound, ambiguity and imagery gallore in lyrics


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I moved to Jacksonville from Tampa, FL in the middle of my sophomore year and graduated from JHS in 1995. I chose to take as many AP courses as possible, I chose to go to the band hall during lunch and practice, I chose to study, I chose to ask questions of my teachers, I chose to stay out of trouble, etc... As a result of these choices I graduated with honors from both high school and college. The faculty with whom I had an opportunity to work were rather exceptional! Don't get me wrong, the school had fights and gang problems almost daily. I remember when we had an assembly on the new dress code change and it had to be dismissed because it almost turned into a riot. The school was a disaster, but I refused to use that as an excuse as to why I couldn't get a good education. Remember, what you give is what you get! Some of my best teachers were Ms. Schulten, a new chemistry teacher whose name I have forgotten, Mrs. Catlett and Mr. Belotti to name a few. They had books, desks, teachers, a library, classes, etc... and I had curiosity. Simply put, if one desires a good education, then one needs to GO GET IT!!! Go Red Devils!!! Steven Moss- class of 1995
Agree with the school needing competent leadership. My son has been jumped twice now this school year and I was not called on either occasion. He has been caught skipping school by the police and I have checked his attendance record (which is awful) but I have not been contacted in over six months by the school about his attendance. The school must notify me if I am to enforce standards on the child. I've resorted to a FINS petition. This school should be shut down.
This school is in desperate need of competent instructional leadership. We have some good assistant principals, and they do what they can -- but until there is change at the top, improvement simply will not happen.
they don't keep you inform about grades and if your childs misses schools they don't let you know about. I wouldn't recomament this school to any one!!!!!!!
I graduated from Jacksonville High School in 2005 with honors. I enjoyed my time at this school and learned a lot from my AP teachers as, Mr. Thomasson and Ms. Shelton. Though, this school has lost a lot of it's great teachers it is not a bad school. We need to quit blaming former students and present students for behavior problems. You can find behavior problems anywhere. Pulaski County is to blame. This county does not care about Jacksonville High. There are still good, smart students that attend this school, and they deserve a new facility with more programs to offer. The city of Jacksonville needs to band together and fight the war for their own school district. Pulaski County is a horrible school district and doesn't deserve to keep receiving money from the taxpayers of Jacksonville.
I'm a junior at JHS, and I have to say that our school isn't half bad. When I take a look around me, 'gifted' schools like Mills are having gang riots and others are having shootings. Sure, we have our share of problems, with drugs and test scores, but a good education CAN be found if you actually TRY. I'm enrolled in all AP classes and I feel that I usually learn something in each of those classes. Everyone has that teacher that you just don't think that you can learn from, and of course I have my own, but I'm learning so much in my AP classes that I often overlook that fact. Jacksonville just needs more funding to be able to get to the next level! Our extracurricular activities are ESPECIALLY good for what we do have, however.
I graduated from JHS in 2003 as an honor graduate with a 4.0 and couldn't be more pleased with the education I received. I was very college ready and recently graduated with my Bachelors in Communication with an A average.
I have been a teacher at JHS for 15 years. I love being a teacher. I have seen some truely wonderful students pass through these walls and have had the privilege to work side by side with many gifted educators. The faculty work very hard to provide opportunity for each student to succeed if they choose to take up that challenge. I look forward to seeing many more students pass through my classroom and hopefully on to greater challenges in their future.
honestly i think the extra curricular activities offered by this school are good such as the sports teams, band, and theatrical arts groups. but the the teaching skills are poor (except for a select few teachers) the school's teachers dont do much to help students out who are behind nor do the counselors with advice.
Too much emphasis on sports, not enough on academics.
A student who wants to learn at JHS can do it -- I know because I'm on the faculty. Unfortunately, a great many students here don't want to, take whichever blow-off classes they can find, skip class, start fights, etc. The police are a constant presence at our school because they're neeeded to keep the students under control. Those who want education here really have to work to get it. If we could just repeal the compulsory attendance laws, JHS could become a good school -- too many are just here because they have to be.
I graduated from this school in 1979 and I was shocked at the quality of education that my children received from the school system. JHS does not educate the children of today like it once did. Neither of my children were prepared for collegiate level courses their first year of college and had to attend some remedial classes. But I do not fault the JHS staff. I blame the PCSSD and the desegration program. Jacksonville needs to take back the school and employ the pride it once had. My son and my daughter now several years removed from the program have clearly communicated how simple the classes were to pass. They have also stated that the bulk of the students were only getting by because no one challenged them. There is nothing you can do to change the program, send your kids to Cabot, Vilonia, Conway or Bryant.
I have just finished my first year at JHS as part of the school's first year of 9th graders. I have been accepted to the 10th grade, with the option of going to Mills-a school you can only go to with acceptance first. I enjoy the people that are here. If it weren't for them, I'd be gone instantly. I have met some intersting people here. Some of my teachers have become my best friends. Some teachers couldn't care less, but that's from my point of view. I would never send my children here. There's just too much. I know high school is supposed to be a little chaotic...but come on people! A child should never be afraid to come to school. This school has a lack of discipline & respect. But overall, the schools various activities are really good. I'm personally interested in choir and Family and Consumer Science.
I am a senior this year at Jacksonville High School, and I can attest to the fact that the school's quality is rapidly diminishing. AP teachers are leaving left and right - my AP European History class was left without a teacher after the first nine weeks. The band doesn't have enough room to practice (we have to use the stage every morning, which is often already booked by someone else), the jounalism department couldn't publish a paper the first nine weeks because we did not have internet access, and the sole drama teacher had her room cut in half...now we have to practice in the cafeteria while the janiotors are mopping. I have thought a lot about what makes a school sucessful, and Jacksonville falls far short. The problem encompasses principals, teachers, students, and the community. I would never send my child to Jacksonvillle High School.
I played football there the 2001-2003 years and i must say. I had the time of my life the academics were very good but getting scholarships was hard because one of the coaches threw away my letters. The football team made the playoffs two out of the three years I was there. When something dramatic happened police and emergency units were there quickly and solved the problem quickly.
I am a sophomore this year at JHS. I love everything about this school. Sure our test scores might be low, but people actually care! The teachers motivate us and also the students that make good grades get recognition and I think that is what we deserve. The faculty cares for us and there is no other school that I would want to go to. Even though some people don't feel like Jacksonville is a good school, people should realize that we try our best and that is all that counts!
I am now a junior at Jacksonville High School, and when I started here I didn't think I would like it. However I recently had an opportunity to transfer to NorthLittle Rock High School, and I couldn't imagine leaving. I love jacksonville and, sure, The roof leaks, and some really good teachers are retiring this year, but that doesn't change the fact that we do the best with what we have. I hope that some students read this and understand that it isn't all about fun, and having a teacher hold your hand. The teachers act like they don't care to prepare you for college because they won't even care if you come to class. School, isn't all about fun, it's about growing up. And I, for one, wouldn't want to do it anywhere else. --Cheryl Baclawski--
This is my first year at jhs and i'm not impressed at all. The majority of the teachers don't care at all. I have an ap math class and my teacher is possibly the worst teacher i've ever had. She gives one example and then says 'this is the assignment, do it' and she's so reluctant to help you that it's almost impossible to get it done correctly. No wonder we're getting such low test scores. Everyday in my english class i hear kids using words that aren't even real words! people sleep through class and don't do anything, and nothing really gets done about it. It's really pathetic to me how kids think it's cool to be so stupid. How did we get like this? The whole school isn't all bad though. The french, choir, band, and drama departments are great!
When reading these reviews all I see is, 'It is the teachers, principals, and fellow students fault for the problems at school.' Parents, it starts with US in our own homes! I do believe students should receive respect. If a child is not taught to give respect and earn it, that is the parents fault. Teachers are not hired to teach our children everything in life. Get involved with their life and school. We are their role models for life not just 12 years.
Poor Leadership. If not for Mrs. Cannon there would be no discipline at JHS whatsoever. There is no enforcement of the rules and the students are allowed to be disrespectful to the faculty and staff. You have teachers on the edge of retirement who need to leave the profession. Extracurricular's are good overall, but most of the spending and attention goes to Football (which has still not had a really good season in a LONG time) and basketball. Parental involvement is almost non-existent. This school will only improve when parents become involved and make the district do something about the way things are.
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LOS ANGELES — Corey Crawford slammed his stick in frustration as he left the ice after giving up two goals in the first period of Wednesday's Game 5, then returned for the second period and gave up two more goals.
But by the end of the game, Crawford was one of the Blackhawks' biggest heroes. Nineteen saves over the third period and overtime — 40 in all — have that effect. It was just the latest sign of Crawford's mental toughness, considering he was coming off three subpar outings to begin with.
"He really settled down," Joel Quenneville said. "After the fourth one, he did everything we were looking for, really showed composure, and I like how he battled through it. After that fourth one, we needed him to be great. He delivered."
Crawford said a short memory was the key.
"Move on after every shot," he said. "It's always the next shot that's important. Never give up, in a tight game like that, our team always has a chance. I always have confidence in our guys to score goals. Can't give up, can't give up in a game like that because like I said, we're so resilient and we have a lot of firepower to come back in games."
Once again, though, Crawford could have used a little more help from his teammates. The Kings again were able to camp out in front of him with minimal resistance from the Hawks defensemen. And the Hawks also had trouble clearing pucks out of the crease — on the Kings' first goal, Jarret Stoll got to the puck in the crease only after Nick Leddy and Patrick Sharp each failed to get their sticks on it.
"That's their game plan — they try to throw a lot of pucks into the crease and into the feet and kind of crash the net," Michal Rozsival said. "They scored a couple goals like that. Sometimes as a defenseman or forward, you are lucky to find the puck and clear it. Sometimes, you are not. Just have to keep it simple and if you have a chance, just kind of muck it out in the corner and get it into a safe area."
Said Quenneville: "That's an area for sure we want to be better at."
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Kris Versteeg didn't see the ice again after committing two turnovers that led to the Kings' game-tying goal in the second period. Quenneville wouldn't tip his hand, but said there "could" be a lineup change for Game 6. The likeliest candidate to replace Versteeg is Peter Regin. Regin is a center by trade, but played on the wing with the New York Islanders earlier in the season.
"It was a tough night," Quenneville said of Versteeg. "Just have to battle through it. It's a competitive game, not a lot of time and space. You have to do what you can to advance the puck and contribute."
Health check
Andrew Shaw looked seriously injured late in the third period when his right leg buckled beneath him as he battled along the boards. But he returned for overtime and is good to go for Game 6.
"He's fine," Quenneville said. "Tough guy. Came back and was real good for us all game."
Marcus Kruger, meanwhile, took a monster his at center ice from Jake Muzzin. He, too, is "fine," according to Quenneville. Kruger seems to have a knack for getting crushed along the boards — an occupational hazard when you do much of your work in such areas.
"He takes some tough hits," Quenneville said. "It looked like he probably got crushed, but it wasn't that bad. It was right in front of us. I got to see it. Sometimes you make contact with the boards and get hit pretty hard, but he's good about absorbing it, rolling off it. Tough, too."
Pairing up
Quenneville shook up the defensive pairings for Game 5, putting Niklas Hjalmarsson with Duncan Keith, Nick Leddy with Johnny Oduya and Michal Rozsival with Brent Seabrook. It was a rare departure from the normal three pairings — Keith and Seabrook, and Hjalmarsson and Oduya were together pretty much all season.
"It was kind of a surprise to all of us," Rozsival said. "I mean, it worked, right? Whatever, you know. We still gave up four goals, but we end up winning the hockey game, which is the most important thing. Sometimes things like that can spark something in a hockey team."
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"Hardware Mounted Doggy-style".
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Jedi light-sabre beats Taser in Oregon parking-lot fracas
Bloody liberals
In the good ol Days the officers partners.... one Smith and the other Weston... would have had a loud and fairly definitive chat to the perp after which the perp would have lodged a complaint to our old friend St Peter.
If the US old bill wasn't so scared of the words "Rodney King" and some tard with an iPhone they wouldn't have any need for Tasers. What's wrong with someone fucking up getting dealt with quickly and simply nowadays?
As for your critique, my personal view is stuff it back up your arse and let the police do their job.
EU sues UK.gov over Phorm trials
Steady on Brussells, go for the perps, not the victims.
Once again I shudder at the notion of "millions of squids in fines...."
Let's look at this logically. The English public were spied on by BT and once they found out complained to uk.gov who did fuck all.
Now their being spanked for their fuck alledness in the form of fines, and that money comes from........ the English public. Talk about a double shafting eh?
Why, oh why can't we bring back more sensible means of holding the perps responsible for their actions? Financial fines will be useless as these dodgy bastards always have their money hidden so let's learn from the past....
......I propose public floggings. That'll teach em!!!
In his summary of the offence and passing sentence Lord Justice Everard Edbutt declared "It would appear the defendants, after being made aware of the infractions committed by their chums and policical financiers, made a concious decision to divert attention away from the offences committed. Their attempts to ignore the offences and blatant option to do fuck all has left the British tax payer holding what is tantamount to the shitty end of the stick. I therefore pass judgement that these shitehawks are taken from this place to the public square and the skin flayed off their backs. I deem justice will then have been served on the twats without detriment to the public at large."
Spandau Ballet get the Tourette's karaoke treatment
Mash it up mon
I'd love to hear his version of Insane Clown Posse's "Fuck the World"...
Brits unleash world's hottest chilli pepper
I ate a chilli...now I can see through time....
My neighbour grows chilis and had a bhut jolokia, it could burn your skin if you handled it too long..... OMFG.
He put it on a string, dunked it in soup (sploosh, up down, up down, out) and binned it. The soup was a killer, I'd have wiped my mouth out with a vindaloo to get rid of the burning if it helped.
As for the "why bother" crowd....because we're English and we can, and some idiot somewhere will want to try it. I'd like to put my name forward as that idiot please.
That's it, the one with the burning ring of fire falling out the bottom......
Oz pedestrians fall to 'Death by iPod'
I have a cunning plan.......
Sometimes the simplest cure is the most effective.
Problem: Pedestards listening to MP3 players and not paying attention to traffic
Solution: Increase alertness in pedestards
So, let the traffic do all the work........DeathRace 2010. Make it legal and highly encouraged for traffic to have free licence running down pedestards with headphones on whether they be in the road, on the pavement, going into a shop etc etc.
This, I guarannfuckintee you, will make the pavement shufflers really pay attention, constantly checking the road in all directions for traffic. It will have the added benefit of improving their fitness by running, jumping, swinging, dodging and sudden sharp turns. Drivers could even be rewarded by a weekly points competition where the winner is allowed to remove a number of their least favorite shite music from iTunes.
Everyone ultimately ends up a winner. Now, about my fee for solving this little issue..........
Sun-like star HD10180 thought to have Earth-sized world
is that a ray gun in your pocket....?
Finally, a post with some sense.
Think this through. Aliens won't invade earth for resources. All their mineral and water needs can be plucked out of space, if they can build an intergalactic spaceship they can easily go and mine a comet for water, or thaw out an ice moon, or bring home a 15 mile long uridium asteroid. Why would they invade for conquest? We'd just fight back and frankly it'd be a choice of complete anihilation or they bugger off home when Arnie spanks one in a jungle, and apart from the Polish builders amongst us we're not exactly big on continual manual labour and therefore piss poor slaves. They also wouldn't invade for our technology , they've got a fuckin spaceship.....WTF do they need a Wii for?
On the other hand, the most likely reason for invading would be like a smokers trip to Amsterdam. Face it, they're just like sailors but in space, so when they find an inhabited planet the first point of call is get wasted and laid.
I call this the universal law of poontang aquisition. Eventually, when technology exceeds the limitations of watching pron, society builds space ships and heads off to another planet where the women/men** may be impressed by intergalactic travel and put out big time.
**delete preference as necessary.
Booze makes you clever, having none makes you stupid
Homer no function well beer without.........
Bottoms up.
Extreme porn law on the ropes
Double standards eh?
How come, in cases where suspected pedo activity has taken place, no-one quips "won't anyone think of the children..."?
Well, yes, as it turns out :)
The one with the tar & feather remover please.....
Australia imposes parental lock for digital TVs
Next bill up for consideration
The Arse Wiping Bill 2010 - since Australains aren't capable of wiping their own arse without government intervention this bill will hopefully address the concern of unscrubbed rings on public seating.
I fuckin HATE blanket restrictions like this. If I want to watch certain catch up TV programmes through the day I have to enter a PIN on the STB. I phoned Telewest and asked if this could be completely disabled.......I NEVER have children under 18 in the house, WTF do I need a fuckin PIN for to watch a 15 rated documentary at 11am on a Saturday? In fact, WTF would anyone with access to my TV need one for?
Epic Australian.gov fail........
Solar plasma aurora storm to hit Earth
tomorrow today!
...on whether 'self pollution' counts as activity. If so then I just wiped my hands and started typing straight after......
Paris - mmmmm, hyperactive, brb.
Is it a good or bad day to put the washing out tomorrow? I don't want to have to wash solar particles off my y-fronts if it can be avoided.
NHS spunks £7.5k on porn room
Good day out.....
Is there a time limit?
Do they expect a 'wham bam thank you pam' or can you have a leisurely afternoon with pants round ankles having a tug of war with cyclops?
Paris - I donated at the office, thanks!
Cops taser Somerset chap's nether regions
Sorry, I'll try again.....
Don't butt in, silky boy.
The comma obviously makes a difference, si? Better?
Don't butt in silky boy....
Whimpered AC "Wonder what your reaction would be if it happened to you?"
Huh? Ok.
Well, most likely convulsions stopping the fluid pronunciation of "FFFFFFFUUUUUCCKKK"
A fair chance of the turtle munching through the cloth.
Endless tales in the pub of a cocksucker what tased me
A constant reassuring check and fondle of my narrowly missed nutsack.
Unfortunately, over the years, a complete disregard for personal safety combined with the curiosity of what constitutes a thrill and a blase attitude to pain has left it's marks. Mains voltage has been in there too a couple of times, and so has the occasional electric fence "just to see what it does". So what's a taser to me in and amongst that? A case of beer and a doob and you could swap paint ball guns for tasers and I'd be well up for a go, lets remember when the big boys are playing that an accidental death doesn't automatically stop the game. Although no aiming for the bollocks would have be a gentlemans agreement up front.
Brave words? Nah, just indifference to things that make 'puddle jumpers' cry because it might cause them a booboo.
Taser - bring out the pussy in you...!!!!!
Seriously now, what the hell is wrong with all the taser bashers?
So someone gets a slight shock, big deal. Genuinely, big fuckin deal.
Here's the options for a confrontation with the rozzers.....
1) Shot!
2) Smacked half to fuck with a batton
3) Tased
Lets consider this another way....
1) Big fuckin hole in the chest.
2) Broken jaw with a few teeth missing and cracked eye socket
3) Zapped and shat your pants.
Now given the choice which are you going to go for? Personally I'm all for a tasering. In fact, fuck it, I'd not even be bothered about the odd 'accidental' tasering. They even tase coppers so they can see what it's like, do you hear them bitching and moaning?
Everyone I've seen to date being all liberal, pissy and anti tase I've thought the exact same thing.....
Fuckin PUSSY!!!!! That is all.
Gulf spill to annihilate all earthlings, says seer
Right..!!! Playtime's over...!!!!!
I've had enough of all this liberal oil well molly coddling and nancy boy half fixes and trying to make everyone feel better! It's not working and frankly it's starting to make the rest of the world think we're turning limp wristed......
...there's only one thing left to do to fix this whole problem
wtf?? Where's the mushroom cloud icon? Do no mad scientists post here?
BT trumpets subsidies for village broadband
*SIGH* *again*
Few issues with this. There is a period of several years where the council don't adopt the roads (and pavements) for a new estate. With the exception of a few civils issues VM will have blanket permission from the councils to run cables in *their* roads/pavements. Not so with the building companies. The building companies are responsible for making their own arrangements with VM and some have even run in the ducting.
That's where the gray areas start. Sometimes the issue is connecting up to the main fibre network as it needs to go across a piece of land/road where they can't obtain permission. Then there's the tax dodges and planning dodges associated with building companies (reads: gangsters!), VM may be able to cable up when the building of the estate is completed.....but the building company hasn't "technically" completed all the build for reasons of tax, or for reasons of planning. An "incomplete" estate puts tax and planning regulations into limbo which makes it easier to "adjust" certain aspects of the finances/future build.
Then there's the cost, VM may cable up the estate which is already 90% smothered with satellite dishes and only pick up a handful of customers. Tens of thousands of £'s later for 20 customers signing up the 3 for £30 isn't a good return.
Finally there's the paranoia reason, perhaps VM don't like you and the kind of people living around you. Maybe you're all the reasons for them staying away...... you've obviously considered all the options and understand all the problems in providing you with a fibre service and obviously resolved them all so the only option remaining is they don't think any of your neighbourhood can piss straight?
It's in the license. The incumbent operator is obliged to provide service to every property in the country. It's not to do with competition or monopoly.
There's nothing stopping LLU operators providing service to out the way places.....oh hang on, fuck me, yes there is......capitalism. As a business you don't spend more than you can get back as a return, and running to an out the way place costs more than...er...let me work this out..more than.....oh, now I get it......more than you'll get back.
So, left to competition there'd be fuck all, literally, fuck, and literally, all, service to these places unless someone made someone do it. Put in the hands of the smaller businesses they'd all cry out "unfair, we're getting fucked over", so they make the biggest company do it because they can absorb the loss and won't grumble as much and will be around for the 180 years it'll take to break even. That sounds like socialism to me!
I'll blame the bastard French!
Cheers dude
Thanks for winding them up, now they're all going to go and piss in the water. Not that safe city piss packed full of e-numbers and preservatives. Village piss is all wholegrain and full of twigs.
Women: keep computer games short and sweet
ooh ooh ooh.... I know this one
I think by 'funny violence' they mean a character gets a power up from a can of stella, then slaps another character stood by a kitchen sink around for 15 minutes.
Aha ha ha Bwa ha BWAH HA HA HA AHA
Oh, my sides.
No? Ok, I was going anyway.
Robotic cargo spacecraft misses rendezvous with ISS
220 pounds of water......
Woohoo boys, the fresh water's here.....
......aw fuckety, it's overshot!!!!!
Um, pint of piss anyone?
How can UK.gov spend £35m on a website?
The Secret Society of Web Developers (reads: Fleecing Bastards)
I recently had a look into costs of a website and did a little ad hoc research. Here's what I found:
1) Web developers don't have published price lists.
2) The filthy leaching cock suckers insist on 'discussing your requirements', which is tantamount to setting up the mark and sounding out their financial status.
3) They then work out a bill based on what the mark can pay, not on the amount of work actually required.
4) No two quotes will ever be the same for an identical site.
5) The "creativity" comes from changing colours on a template, any requirement for real creativity and a unique look comes with a quote that will make you physically shit in your pants cos the web dev dick muncher actually has to a) do some work, or b) farm it out to a real programmer.
Now, add in the ignorance of .gov and you've got a recipe for web scum butt fucking gov morons.
Before the wailing of "we're not all like that" starts from the cock suckers, for every 1 so called ethical web dev with a menu price list of sorts I will give you at least 10 wankers with a con job web design business designed to extort maximim cash for pitiful amounts of work. Shower of bastards!!!!
It's non-stop fun in Zero Carbon Britain, 2030
If oil is so evil.....
Why are the government taxing the hell out of huge V8 engine gas guzzlers? We're using up all the oil as quickly as possible so it stops being an evil issue for everyone. How's about a little 'thanks' every now and again?
Paris...I'll bet she knows what a V8 is..... :)
What the Greens fail to address......
...is how the hell am I going to keep my Taser charged up? I mean, it's going to need a lot of power because I'm planning to redistribute a small portion of it's power to every green liberal do gooder I meet.
I for one welcome our environmentally minded green overlo**KERFOOKINZAP** **sizzle**
Romford coppers try to stopper young snapper
This isn't even close to a free country with this kind of police behaviour.
We don't live in a free country. There is no right to free speach. We don't have a constitution like the Merkins stating any of our rights. We're basically a nation of cattle funding leaches with armies and guns.
We live in a police state, that's just how it is. Try and change it and you'll be a 'terrorist' which can attract some legal bad things in your general direction.
I can't figure out what's more upsetting, people who are deluded in thinking we're a "free society", or the fact we've not fully appreciated the beautiful seide effects of having a police state and invaded France....like the good old days.
Let's see a £3.5k fine per policeman at the scene.
Huh? Are you being serious? Here's a wake up call for you. Any time the police, fire dept, council, gov or any public body pay money out it's, get ready for this bombshell, OUR FUCKIN MONEY!
So OK, wind up the greedy fucktards who agree, have your £3.5k per rozzer at the scene, you fuckin pay for it!!!!
It's incidents like this and money grabbers like anon who are draining resources that could be better spent......like on fuckin tasers for your dumb ass.
Paris, cos that's how I prefer cocksuckers to look!
Halley's comet is actually ALIEN VISITOR
Whoa there professor.....
Ok, slow it down a bit, remember there's no pictures so some of us are struggling to pay attention. Astro babble and geek speak is completely meaningless here.........
Now, how many football pitches/Wales's????
Naked Cowboy wrestles Naked Cowgirl
Hats off.......
God(s) bless the Germans and their love of random (and frequent) nakedness.
Bottoms up.
ThinkGeek trembles before Pork Board's pork sword
Sum it up, don't waste 12 pages.
Dear ThinkGeek,
Stop it. Just stop it right now. Unicorn meat my arse!
Fuck with our trademark slogans and we'll 'open a can of
WHOOPASS' (tm) Stonecold Steve Austin (threat used under license courtesy of the WWE)
Go out and get some sun.
Fuckin stoners......
The Pork Board
There, now about my fee.......
Primate-phobic Brit attacked by crab-eating Macaques
it's the same thing isn't it?
Almost forgot to ask....
why didn't she just spank the monkey? I mean, really hard, fast and furious? My hand would have been a blur.....
........as usual.
Paris, as if you have to wonder....
Just remember......
That's how Braindead started..... the rats got(ten) off the boat, and raped all the little tree monkeys.
Mines the one with terrible Aussie splatter movies in the pocket.
Wannabe Jedi drool over potent laser 'lightsabre'
This should be interesting......
Something tells me we're about to have a cleansing of the gene pool..........
I can't wait for the first twisted puppy to show this to his/her friends (ok, they probably don't have 'friends' per se, more a clump of equally friendless freaks brought together by some mysterious force normal people reflect away...)
Freak buddy #1 'Show me what it does'
Freak 'look, it burns skin...oww'
Freak buddy #2 'What can it do..'
Freak 'look, it burns skin...oww'
Freak buddy #3 'What's that for...'
Freak 'look, it burns skin...oww'
Freak buddy #4 'cool, a lightsaber, how powerful is it?'
Freak '*sob* I don't wanna show you......*sniffle*
Lightning bolt smites 60ft Jesus statue
Lets all agree with the local inhabitants and encourage this act of God as the sign the end of the world is here......and God's starting the apocolypse in backwater USA. Convince them to move somewhere less evil where God's going to last....buy up the land and property really really cheap......
...........then flatten the lot and open a casino with hookers, and bullfighting.
Paris, because she's the closest to a hooker icon (and I'd pay to slap her boobies).
Washington cop tases naked lawn sex man
I understand the rozzers dilema.....
A man comes towards you with a loaded spam truncheon and doesn't take an instruction to 'get that weapon away from me...', if he's not stepping backwards and I had an electric persuader he'd be tasting the volts there & then.
Aussies face 10 year browsing lock-up
Just how stupid are these politicians?
Seriously now, when it comes to dodgy back handed deals, manipularing legislation for bungs, keeping half a towns rent boys in business, having extra marital affairs, indulging in seedy (and illegal...) sex games, drugs rackets, conspiting with organised crime, fraud, profiteering, extortion.... etc..etc..etc, politicians are amongst the most notorious repeated offenders.
How fuckin stupid do you need to be to then encourage all this t'interweb data retention? It'll be so easy to then hack these details out into the open and sink the lot of them. Surely sense would say to encourage NON retention of t'internet data so they can carry on their sordid little lives in the closet.
Bunch of wankers, all of em.
Thousands of 'sexsomniacs' suffering in silence, say profs
Not so....!!!!!
I have bouts of sexomnia even when no-one else is there, and it's no laughing matter. My palms look like a yak's ears and I have one of the worlds largest biceps but only on one arm. I'm relieved this condition has finally been recognised by boffins who will now help convince it's medical and not repeated over enthusiastic acts of self pollution.........
Oh no!!! NURSE...IT'S DONE IT AGAIN......
Microsoft: IE6 lives 'cause it busts Facebook
If Microsoft were't to money grabing....
er...and shat too!
I still run Win98se on my desktop with IE6 and it's solid.
I have an XP machine for work with IE7, it's tempramental and I can't use it for private purposes.
I have a Vista laptop with IE8 for my home business......I can't use certain online applications on that machine because they're not supported by IE8. Oh, and Vista can suck a fart out my arse too! In so many ways I prefer Win98se because it does what I want it to do. XP and Vista second guess too much and are too controling, Vista is a total twat for sucking sooooo much resource out the laptop, it's as though I upgraded my machine for the sake of the OS and gained fuck all performance benefit.
Computers eh? Here to make life easier or basically be electronic crystal meth, hook us up, draw us in and make us so dependent we'll pay companies and developers huge amounts for a half working pile of shit we need to patch constantly to keep it from being a total pile of shit until some PC component manufacturer wants us to have an upgrade on the kit too to keep the pile of shit running at a margionally increased speed....until the software developers suck that performance out with the next half working hog pile of shit.....rinse, repeat, bend over.
Woman sues Google after highway knockdown
Was this one not cleansed from the gene pool?
Gone are the days when basic road safety ruled the decisions of the pedestrian, long forgotten are the warnings of the man walking ahead with the red flag. Since the introduction of shat-nav and Google maps do pedestrians now think they're invincible?
Personally I think the driver should be sued by the rest of us for not reversing and finishing what he/she started......!!!
Epic driving fail!!!!
Luxury brands welcome EU law to restrict online sales
I see dead businesses......
Here's an idea for a company that has a B&M store........
get validated by a luxury brand, agree a volume related discount against traders list prices, then wholesale to online only businesses for a small percent.....just enough to wet their beak at say 5-10%, then blast out units to meet the volume discount.
Voila, a middleman between the manufacturer selling direct to online businesses they don't want to supply.
Paris, because she's both exclusive and grubby at the same time
(just like a luxury brand and their 8 year old sweatshop workers)
Swedish pothead reports LSD-laced hash
I'd be too embarassed.......
....to go to the rozzers and complain about my stash!!
"Yes sir, how can be help you?"
"um, dood, I want this dope testing, it like totally made we throw a whitey..and I can chong big time...but I took a toke of this and the killer fog started freaking me out.....there's something wrong with this gear....... and" **SLAP**SLAP**SLAP**
"now leave before I arrest you for being stupid enough to bring that baggie in here and admitting you're such a lightweight....."
Asus goes wide with Bang & Olufsen laptop
Fail - you're not making yourself look either big or clever
Another one? Honestly now, have you actually seen or heard a B&O IRL? Say, a Beosystem 7000 running through a set of Penta speakers with CX100 and S120 speakers as surrounds? Obviously not!
And prey tell what system you're snuggling up to to make these 'knowledgable' statements of B&O performance? A flashy Aiwa? The top-of-the-line Matsui? A JVC half price in the sales? Nah, probably bought a Teac and become gods gift to stereo critics?
Please, pretty please say "Denon", I haven't sat in a pool of my own piss clutching my sides and laughing hysterically for a while now.....
I've always thought B&O look a bit bland and basic and not at all impressive, but the sound is second to none. The remote controls are so sturdy you could hammer nails in with them. When you but a B&O you're buying a well made quality piece of kit with superb materials. Sorry if you find the flashing lights on a Kenwood or Sony all impressive, more knobs and dials don't make a better stereo.....perhaps you should critique Tesco's new range instead of commenting on top end equipment for people who buy the best.
Aliens more likely to live on moons than planets, say boffins
The true meaning of life.........
Which moon does that green chick Kirk boned live on? She was hot, and pretty easy! We should be looking out for that moon, or at least spending some time in Newcastle if we can't find it. I, for one, would like to volunteer my services double bagging the female of whatever species after 8 beers and a kebab.
Mine's the one with the relentless anal probe in the pocket....might want to stand back a bit!
'Alienated' gamer sues WoW for ruining life
This gives me a cunning plan....
I've got this serious additction to t'internet pr0n, and I might have to start suing the pr0n industry for RSI, carpal tunnel and an arm that makes Arnie's look like a twiglet.
However... I might be prepared to settle out of court for a rasp on a few pr0n starlets who go for that wild monkey sex I've seen while typing this message.
Paris.....back in 5...
Prolific penis pill pushers fined almost $19m
where's the money going?
Firstly, did the pills actually work? I mean, if they did turn a tidler that gets lost in the palm into a donkey todger then let the man trade.....I'll have a box too please.
But on a more serious note... The governments involved are a bit two faced "it's terrible this leach is making money out of inncoent fools, so we've caught him and fined him"
Where's the money from the fine going? It's going to the governments involved...!!! That makes them an accessory to fraud in my book, they're profiting from an illegal operation, and it's even premeditated. "Lets catch them, take all the money, and tell everyone we're doing them a favour.....by the way, how's your cock?"
NASA plans robot rocket aeroplane to fly above Mars
You're welcome
That's 'you're', but why would anyone dream of whipping out a spelling lame a boffin? *ZING*
Seriously though, the flight time is pants. How's about this for a crazy idea....a balloon that can float around, maybe even with a propulsion system for steering. That's old school flying, and could go on for a very long time. But no, the rocket powered flyboys with their noisy, hypersonic, dick extensions wouldn't want to go for staying power when they can 'thrust, thrust, wham bam thank you martian ma'am.'.
Paris, because she know's about the whamming and the bamming.
OMG! US science quangocrats surf porn at work!
Once again, only half the story.
pRoN, at work, yadda yadda.....half the story!!!
What sites were they visiting, I mean, c'mon, share the smut with the taxpayer.
Paris, because, y'know, vids and stuff on sites.......
Inmate hacker locks down jail computers
Shawshank Redemption......
What happened to the good old days where if crims pulled this kind of behavior they'd be taken into a dark room, sat on a chair, and severely *ahem* rehabilitated *cough* with a phone book.
Perhaps if the 'guvnor wanted a knock off plasma from Fleabay instead.....
Pull the plug on Pandas, declares BBC man
Anyone want a pair of Pandas?
Does anyone want a pair of Giant Pandas, they're breeding like rabbits. I've had to drown 12 since Christmas.
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Olivia Wilde can't help but smile on Thursday while visiting with children in Senegal. The actress is on a trip to the African nation with RYOT News to document the efforts of the One Million Community Health Workers Campaign, which is working to improve health conditions in sub-Saharan Africa by 2015.
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This bird was in the Santa Rosa Bird Rescue.
Found this caterpillar feeding on Manzanita. I took it home to find out what kind of insect would emerge from the small cocoons on it body.
Field of sheep (20+)
A pile of feathers left over from a Band-tailed Pigeon snack.
Found inside a log. Many mushrooms have been coming up in the area due to recent rains.
This is the biggest Jerusalem Cricket I have ever seen. Found under a planter box.
Katydid insect on the side of the chicken coop. So beautiful! No, I did not feed this one to the chickens.
Pepperwood preserve
Found hiding under a rock
While taking shots of the Pileated woodpecker, I saw another bird fly over to the pole and figured it was the mate of the first one. When I looked at the pic on my computer I found it to be a northern flicker instead that came over to see what the other was up to, I guess.
I first heard the call of this species and after looking around found it on the pole across the road.
Some kind of caterpillar or other type of larva found on a creeping manzanita bush.
Found in the courtyard of the Dwight Center.
Plants lacking basal burl, approx. 2 m. in height, leaves glabrous.
Fresh mountain lion kill from last night. North road looks like a crime scene!
Growing in field with sticky rosin weed and oats
I found these wide spread on the slopes of the barn meadow.