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Idea Ignitor Mentor Kay Richardson Announces Live Event for Women Entrepreneurs
Kay Richardson announces her next live event designed to help women entrepreneurs grow their businesses and break free of fears surrounding asking for money and their abilities .
Even though the event concentrates on business development and marketing, Richardson says that this Freedom To Be Me event will concentrate on identifying common belief systems around creating more wealth and asking for the money."
When asked about why these common beliefs should be addressed, Richardson responded,"a lot of talented women entrepreneurs aren't seeing the success they desire because of their beliefs associated with money. Most women in business hate sales and think of it as a four-letter word. Women struggle in their businesses because they take rejection personally or they assoicate asking for the money as begging."
Richardson started her first consulting business13 years ago and has worked with companies like Adobe, Cargill, the U.S. Government and other public agencies. At the Freedom To Be Me event, she will share step-by-step strategies to ask for the sale with confidence, the keys to create more income, and what works to achieve personal and financial success.
This is the second Freedom To Be Me event Richardson has held. After overwhelming positive feedback from the attendees last year, Richardson has decided to make this an annual event.
The 1-day Freedom To Be Me will take place in Ft. Lauderdale, Florida, April 5, 2014. Those interested in attending can learn more here: http://FreedomToBeMe.com.
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Kay Richardson, The Idea Ignitor Mentor and author the new book What a Woman's Gotta Do, specializes in helping women entrepreneurs Ignite Revenue in their businesses. Her programs offers individual and group business coaching, teleclasses and events to show women entrepreneurs how to generate income to create financial freedom.
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This time the rumors were true, at least when it comes to the sale if not the price: DailyCandy, the equivalent of an all-day sucker when it comes to the length of time on the block, finally has been sold to Comcast (NSDQ: CMCSA) Interactive Media for an undisclosed sum. SAI has a source that puts the figure at $125 million; we were told recently by someone familiar with the situation that the $75 million being bandied about was far too low for a sale and that $150 million would be considered low. Still. we think the $150 million sounds closer to the number; then again, SAI and DailyCandy share an investor in the Pilot Group. More to come.
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I read this one back in the late 60's. A retired musician gets a robot butler to help out around the house. The robot is curious about music, so the retired musician teaches the robot how to play piano. The robot learns really fast, playing perfectly within a few hours. At the end, the robot quits playing, saying something along the lines of, "For me, it's easy. I don't think it's meant to be easy." I'm pretty sure it's not Asimov or Simak, but I could be wrong. It was in a textbook, a collection of stories in my elementary school English class. It stood out to me because it was the only science fiction story in the book (yes, I was a geek even back then.)
Virtuoso by Herbert Goldstone is from 1953. Complementary ISFDB link for anthologies it's in.


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Flat Rock swears in new council member
Published: Thursday, January 17, 2008 at 4:30 a.m.
Last Modified: Wednesday, January 16, 2008 at 6:20 p.m.
FLAT ROCK -- Ronald "Ron" L. Davis was selected as the new Flat Rock Village Council Member from District 1 and took the oath of office at a Jan.10 council meeting.
Davis is filling the unexpired term held by Bob Staton, who was elected mayor in November and assumed the post Dec. 13. Davis' term of office is two years.
"I want to keep the Village of Flat Rock a village with its ambiance and characteristics it currently has," Davis said.
He also commends the service of the current council members who have voluntarily served the community for several terms.
"The village owes them gratitude because their dedication and great service to the village of Flat Rock," Davis said.
Davis retired from Dow Chemical Co., where he served for a number of years as an attorney for that company. His assignments included tours in Midland, Mich., where he oversaw U.S. litigation for Dow, in Geneva, Switzerland, where he provided legal support as Regional Counsel for Africa and the Middle East. He served in Hong Kong as General Counsel for Dow Asia-Pacific.
Davis retired in 1996 and moved to Flat Rock from Hong Kong.
Since retiring Davis has been active in support of the Kenmure Property Owners Association and has served four years on the Flat Rock board of adjustments. Ron enjoys golf, fishing, hunting, writing and taking memorable trips with the whole family.
Davis was born in Boone, Iowa, and attended school there. In 1954, Davis moved with his mother and father to Clearwater, Fla., where he graduated from high school in 1957.
After high school, Davis took a job as a clerk with the Federal Bureau of Investigation in Washington, D.C., and later became a computer programmer for the FBI. Davis took a job working on the Apollo program at Cape Kennedy while accumulating night school credits for an undergraduate degree.
On nights he could see rockets launched into space from Cape Canaveral while sitting on his Cocoa Beach apartment balcony.
"It was quite spectacular," Davis said.
He graduated with a bachelor's of science in mathematics from the Florida Institute of Technology in 1968 while working for Dow Chemical. Dow transferred Davis to Tulsa, Okla., in 1969, only a few weeks before man walked on the moon during the Apollo 11 space mission.
"That was a very interesting time," Davis said.
In 1971, he enrolled in the evening division of the University of Tulsa Law School.
After graduating from law school in 1975, Davis transferred to the legal department at Dowõs corporate headquarters in Midland, Mich. where he worked in many areas of the law including environmental law, business law, corporate law and finance. Davis was transferred to Geneva, Switzerland in 1981 as Regional Counsel for Dowõs Middle East and Africa Region, a region that included 68 countries.
In 1983, Davis was transferred back to Midland as litigation department manager, with responsibility for Dowõs litigation in the U.S. In 1992, Davis was transferred to Hong Kong as General Counsel for Dow Chemical Pacific Ltd. working and traveling all over Asia, plus Australia and New Zealand. Davis retired in 1996 and relocated to Flat Rock.
Davis was married to Hepsie Holmes, an Eastern North Carolina native, in 1965. They have two married daughters, Rhonda and Leigh, and a nine-year-old grandson, Sam.
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Dear Mr Jibber Jabber Fool,You have left your self wide open here, I can´t actually be bothered to show you all the holes, you´ll be lost after the first 3 anyway."I think its laughable that the words "clean" & "simple" and "to the point" phrases were used in describing that whinging & pathetic reply to my post!"Whinging and pathetic? Surely these words describe a situation where you reply to a post, then reply to your own post again cos you aren´t happy with what you said the first time! Does that sound pathetic...Yes. Whinging....Oh yes!My next point is a double one. (Two subjects talked about at once Mr Fool)"I think the smoggies on the whole are paying more & more attention to the goings on at St James Park, rather than the goings on at the Riverside!"Err you´re discussing this on our board, not the other way around. So that makes you more interested in us. See the irony? PS. That´s not something your mum does with your shirts by the way."You can try the banter road with these lot in here, but people like that smoggy doug fella start taking it all to heart, then get annoyed and post insulting threads on the NUFC board."Err I don´t post really post on your board. I´d be interested in see what "I" have written. "then getting annoyed and posting insulting threads" Err pot and kettle, see Mum and shirt comment above.My final point Mr Fool, clearly Davey got past his 11+ and has the ability to have a laugh and not rage on these boards and see the funny side of these conversations. But can I just ask?Have you ever seen your team win anything?Davey: I´ll take you up on the 20 no worries.


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TISHOMINGO, Okla. -- Tishomingo High School students will have a new principal starting next school year. Kevin Duncan is a Tishomingo graduate himself, Class of 1989.
Duncan will take over the job in July. He has served as principal in Ravia since the mid-1990s.
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I think that Emery, T.J. Haws and Mika would probably start fro BYU right now. BYU needs those kids now.
- 9:42 p.m. Dec. 21, 2012
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Way to go boys one more and done!! Finish this!!!
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Well, it would be nice to see them all at the same time. Emery heading to mission, T.J. will be a senior at L.P. and Mika will play at BYU 2013 start. We should see all three at same time after T.J. finished his mission by 2016 which will be a long time. So T.J. will be Frosh, Emery be Soph, and Mika either be Senior or Soph (if he goes on mission).
Well, how that sound? Long time to put puzzle together.
Go LP win it tonight. Any chance live stream or tv today?
- 6:40 a.m. Dec. 22, 2012
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Choo Choo, the Lone Peak train is coming through. Pretty impressive considering the talent level they're playing and the distance that they had to travel to even play in this tournament.
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Very impressive run by a bunch of HS kids from the same area. Well coached, talent and playing together gets results. Tonight they go up against the #2 team in the nation according to USA Today. It's also a HS basketball academy with kids not doubt from all over. They are coached by the former St Patrick's HS coach out of NJ who was lured away by this academy to come coach in FL. No doubt money played a role in that decision as well as funding challenges each year for the Catholic schools hoping to just stay open another year. Good Luck and Go Knights!
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I'm a converted skeptic. They don't have to win this tournament to
impress me anymore.
Lone Peak deserves the #1 ranking. They are clearly one of the few premier High School teams in the country.
All the respect in the world. Great job Lone Peak! The best Utah High School team ever...
- 10:50 p.m. Dec. 22, 2012
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This team is the best PUBLIC HIGH SCHOOL IN THE country for Highschool
They just lost to a Private school! In there 4th game in 4 days and only playing 6 players, I knew either emery or Haws would have a bad game! They just lost there legs!
Hopefully they can meet this #1 team Montverde again !
Oh and this group would easily improve our Squad at BYU this year, they are so bad this year, and there bench is the worst, and They are expecting 20 ppg from Tyler Haws,
No way should tyler Haws be having to be your scorer, he needs to be a 15 ppg guy and play better Defense, he is so worn out on Defense, Baylor exploited that, just like Florida State did.
But this is a great thing for Utah, they are all from Alpine, all kids on that team, and they just have 2 more games to go show there talent still.
If Lone Peak doesnt get invited to the final 8 teams of the year tourney I will be livid.
National Championship !
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This unique twist on the frozen margarita sounds like such a fun idea for Cinco de Mayo or any casual summer get-together! The recipe from Bon Appétite couldn't be any easier either: you basically take lime flavored ice pops or fruit bars, pour a mixture of tequila and lime juice over them, then lightly dip […]
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Victoria Justice in J Brand Cut Off Denim Shorts in Over Blue
While posing for a few photos at SiriusXM headquarters, Victoria Justice showed off her legs in a pair of J Brand cut off denim shorts in Over Blue. Victoria paired her shorts with a a printed blouse and pair of black lace up heels.
I really like how she chose a dressier, lace up style heel to go with these shorts. Since the heels are so dressy, they're a nice contrast to the casualness of the shorts that gives the whole look a bit more polish. You can shop for J Brand online from Shopbop.com.
Victoria Justice in SIWY Hannah Skinny Jeans in Dare Devil
Snapped while attending the SIWY Fashion show during Coachella, Victoria Justice wore a pair of SIWY jeans. She chose the Hannah jeans in Dare Devil, which she paired with a cropped lace blouse and suede heels.
I am a big fan of the knee distressing on these jeans and how they look really nicely broken in. I like that Victoria chose a more delicate blouse, like this lace one, to add a bit of dressiness to the outfit. Buy these and other SIWY jeans online from Shopbop.com.
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Photographed while making her way through the airport, Victoria Justice was snapped wearing double denim. She wore the Bobbi chambray top and Florence scorch skinny jeans, both from DL1961, and finished the look with a pair of silver booties.
I really like how the shirt has a subtle two-tone wash with the different color pocket and inner seam. I think it would make a great piece for spring paired with some lighter chinos or a skirt. You can buy DL1961 online from DL1961.com.
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Victoria Justice was spotted staying cozy in her American Eagle Outfitters Get Down Puffer vest and Sky High Skinny Jeans in New York City's Flatiron District while aboard the AEO Get Down Party Bus!
Victoria stayed warm on the roof of the double decker bus by trying her hand at DJing, snacking on street cart pretzels and taking photos with fans! How cool is that? I absolutely love her look here, I think it's so pretty and perfect for Winter!
The #AEOGetDownNYC Party Bus, which launched on Black Friday and runs through December 20th, celebrates the holiday season by offering free rides throughout the city, visiting the top shopping meccas and all of the brand's Manhattan store locations. Have any of you seen it yet?
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Morning Phase
by Beck
- Record Label: Capitol
- Release Date: Feb 25, 2014
- Summary: The 12th studio release for the singer-songwriter includes contributions from Jason Falkner, Smokey Hormel, Roger Joseph Manning Jr., Justin Meldal-Johnsen, and Joey Waronker.
- Record Label: Capitol
- Genre(s): Pop/Rock, Adult Alternative Pop/Rock, Alternative/Indie Rock, Alternative Pop/Rock, Indie Rock, Lo-Fi
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Positive: 42 out of 46
Mixed: 3 out of 46
Negative: 1 out of 46
MojoFeb 12, 2014It's reassuring that Beck Hansen can still pull an original record as substantive and absorbing as this one out of the hat. [Mar 2014, p.86]
Feb 18, 2014Beck proves once again here that he's a tremendously versatile artist, capable of excelling throughout the musical spectrum.
Feb 12, 2014Morning Phase is a terrific mood piece and a worthy follow-up, even if in spirit only, to Sea Change; it lacks the gripping unease of that album, but replaces it capably with genuine warmth and a sunnier outlook.
Feb 19, 2014It might share some sonic similarities [to Sea Change], but it's an altogether brighter beast, built by an older, wiser soul who seems to have been taking a few years to work out exactly where he wants to be as an artist.
Mar 6, 2014There's an eerie blandness to the mood that is initially off-putting but turns into a surprisingly compelling, subtly evocative combination of sadness and contentedness.
Feb 25, 2014True to his transformer's nature, the sequel is better than the original.
Feb 24, 2014So, largely unimaginative arrangements, flat delivery, a surfeit of vague ecological metaphors that wash like spray on the rocks (you can have that one for free, Mr. Hansen), and a lack of any sense of connection, of need, of reality.
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Positive: 22 out of 31
Mixed: 7 out of 31
Negative: 2 out of 31
Feb 26, 2014This album really grew on me over the course of a few listens. So much so, that I find that it has become my favorite beck album since seaThis album really grew on me over the course of a few listens. So much so, that I find that it has become my favorite beck album since sea change. I found it more interesting than sea change as well.… Expand
Feb 21, 2015Though the gestation of this album has taken some time, I have emerged beyond my distaste for what might or might not be his Scientology, toThough the gestation of this album has taken some time, I have emerged beyond my distaste for what might or might not be his Scientology, to realize that Beck Hansen has recorded an album of most to almost all of perfection. I have been so thoroughly pleased with Sea Change that any challenger from Beck has had some difficulty for me, mostly with Modern Guilt, which I completely did not get (understand), until I bought another copy having thrown out the first. Though Modern Guilt and Morning Phase may require some study of the lyrics to acquaint oneself with their genius. both are submissions of the highest order, with Morning Phase besting the other by just a hair or two.… Expand
Aug 5, 2015Excellent album. Beautiful lines throughout and the tracks gel very well together. The album starts out fantastically containing the threeExcellent album. Beautiful lines throughout and the tracks gel very well together. The album starts out fantastically containing the three best tracks, Morning, Heart is a Drum, and especially Blue Moon. Whilst the middle of the album is a little slow, it ends very well. Definitely deserves Album of the Year, Beck's finest work in my opinion.… Expand
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Read my review of Beck's latest album.
'A Short Glowing Review for a Short Glowing Album'.… Expand
Mar 11, 2015Standing right here/ with a beer and my hand/ and my mouth is full of sand/ and i don't understand. Beck, le soul suckin jerk des années 90 aStanding right here/ with a beer and my hand/ and my mouth is full of sand/ and i don't understand. Beck, le soul suckin jerk des années 90 a réussi là ou plusieurs ont échoué. Au fil des années, il a imposé son authenticité comme unique marque de commerce. Alors que Mellow Gold célèbre son 20e anniversaire en 2014, l'auteur-compositeur-interprète américain nous présente son 9e album studio, Morning Phase. Une œuvre plus qu'attendue alors que Modern Guilt a parue en 2009. En fait, l'éclectisme de Beck s'est traduit à travers plusieurs productions musicales dont Charlottes Gaingsbourg, son non-célèbre record club, des bandes sonores originales de films, de la musique de jeux vidéo, un réarrangement de la musique de Philip Glass et, entre autres, quelques singles (…) Ce cheminement créatif me laisse l'impression que l'homme avait un besoin de revenir à la source de son inspiration.
Dès les premières notes (même la pochette de l'album y est pour quelque chose), Morning Phase s'introduit comme la suite logique du dramatique et contemplatif album Sea Changes. La forme de l'album est effectivement assez semblable alors que les lourds effets électroniques de the Information et de Guero ont fait place aux origines musicales blues-country-folk de Beck. Musicalement, sa voix dessert particulièrement bien cet album muni d'ambiances tranquilles, parfois étranges et profondes. Nous sommes replongés dans la période mélancolique et tortueuse du quadragénaire. Morning Phase offre des teintes inspirées des Dylan, Young et Drake de ce monde. Mis à part les nombreux arrangements de cordes, Morning Phase est un album sans artifice sonore à l'écoute duquel fusionnent doucement les 13 pistes qui le compose.
C'est dans l'écriture des textes que Morning Phase se distingue réellement de ses autres productions, particulièrement Sea Changes. Alors que Modern Guilt clame que le monde tel que nous le connaissons implose et que Sea Changes ne laisse qu'un tout petit corridor à l'amour véritable, cette production offre des pièces qui semblent venir d'un lourd passé : Cause these are the words we use to say goodbye/ these are the words you use to say goodbye/ Bone crack, curtains drawns/ on my back, and she is gone. Un album lumineux construit pour accentuer cette renaissance émotionnelle et musicale. Morning Phase est optimiste. Si son intention était de boucler la boucle avec ses antécédents, artistiquement c'est réussi. Mais 5 ans d'attente pour une œuvre aussi intime et personnelle me laisse plus ou moins sur ma faim.
J'aurais été grandement déçu si son retour ne s'était limité qu'à treize jolies et intimes chansons. Mais à l'heure actuelle, le multidirectionnel Beck prépare la sortie d'un deuxième album, encore sans nom, pour lequel Pharell et Jack White ont déjà confirmé leur collaboration. Dans cette optique, Morning Phase sera redéfini à l'écoute de ce deuxième album. Sans aucun doute un autre exemple de la grande capacité d'authenticité dont sait faire preuve Beck. En ce sens, l'album est excellent.… Expand
Mar 23, 2014Unlike many of the other user reviewers, I don't see this as an album that grows on you over a long period of time. I listened to it a fewUnlike many of the other user reviewers, I don't see this as an album that grows on you over a long period of time. I listened to it a few times the first week it was out, but haven't come back to it much since - perhaps cause of the flux of great albums out in the past month or so and a rediscovery of Panda Bear. As an album, it's pretty spectacular and I see why it's been hailed as the long awaited follow up to Sea Change, which personally was never my favorite Beck album (that belongs to Modern Guilt, which is strange). I know a lot of critics have complained that Beck hasn't ventured far enough on this album, but why should he when he can make good stuff like this?… Expand
Jul 29, 2014Ho-Hum. Rock and Roll it isn't. The darling of professional music critics and fans of wimpy music. LOSER was the only song he ever did thatHo-Hum. Rock and Roll it isn't. The darling of professional music critics and fans of wimpy music. LOSER was the only song he ever did that I enjoyed. When I listened to his later stuff, it was like taking a sleeping pill. I'm a fan of rock and roll. I don't know what Beck is, but he's definitely not a rocker. If he puts out a good metal album, I'll be impressed. Until then, he's just such a bore. A likable little artsy guy, but for people who love to lie around looking at clouds and falling asleep. I would be willing to bet that heroin addicts love his music. Because they love being put to sleep. But I'll give him credit. He made the sales to allow him to indulge himself in whatever he wants. Which will probably be making boring music for the rest of his life.… Expand
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Awards & Rankings
- By user score
|A Moon Shaped Pool - Radiohead
|For All We Know - Nao
|Afraid of Heights - Billy Talent
|Skin - Flume
|Blank Face LP - ScHoolboy Q
|Freetown Sound - Blood Orange
|Nothing's Real - Shura
|The Glowing Man - Swans
|Good Times! - The Monkees
|The Dream Is Over - PUP
|Silent Earthling - Three Trapped Tigers
|Dolls Of Highland - Kyle Craft
|The Colour In Anything - James Blake
|Still Brazy - YG
|Puberty 2 - Mitski
|Sleep Cycle - Deakin
|Light Upon the Lake - Whitney
|To Be Everywhere Is to Be Nowhere - Thrice
|Conscious - Broods
|Hella Personal Film Festival - Open Mike Eagle


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Hey there boys and girls and other strange creatures out there!!!
Eyes:I have sky-blue eyes. (I wear glasses)
Hair:I have chocolate brown hair that comes around halfway down my back.
Born: April 7 1995
Country: The Netherlands
Language: Dutch
Personality: I'm the world's biggest tomboy, cheerfull, joking, sometimes easily annoyed and if that happens i have a habit of showing it by punching and kicking.
Hobies: drawing, painting, playing computergames, watching anime, watching cartoons, reading fanfiction, writing fanfiction, playing with my cats, learning things about animals, play with my three little cousins(the youngest always pooshes me down, steps on my back and begings jumping up and down so i don't like that), teasing my friens with there loveproblems, cooking things like cookies, muffins and pie and making OC's that look like me.
Hates: bullies, vegetables, low grades, people who think there better than everyone else in the world and homework.
Favorite food: anything spicy, pizza and ice cream
Least favorite food: vegetables
Favorite animal: Dolphin
Favorite colour: Blue
Favorite candy: Chocolate
Pets: My cats named Turbo(girl) and Gonzo(boy)
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A 15 year old girl holds hands with her 1 year old son. People call her a "slut", no one knows she was raped at age 13. People call another guy "fat", no one knows he has a serious disease causing him to be overweight. People call an old man "ugly", no one knows he experienced a serious injury to his face while fighting for our country in the war. Re-post this if you are against bullying and stereotyping. I bet 88% of you won't...
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female come backs
Man: Where have you been all my life?
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Man: Is this seat empty?
Man: Your place or mine?
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Man: Your eyes they're amazing.
Man: "I know how to please a woman."
Man: "I want to give myself to you."
Man: "I'd go through anything for you."
Man: "So, wanna go back to my place ?"
Man: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?"
Man: "But I don't know your name."
Man: "Hey, baby, what's your sign?"
Man: "Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason"
Man: "Haven't we met before?"
If you repost this you will get a phone call 37 minutes after you repost
Repost as "female comebacks"
A Bit About Friends
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs.
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying "Damn … we fucked up … but that shit was fun!"
FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.
REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your shit so long they forget its yours.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.
REAL FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "Bitch, drink the rest of that, you know we don't waste."
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them the fuck out!
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.
REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to whats wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.
REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.
REAL FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.
REAL FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.
REAL FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will help you move.
REAL FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
REAL FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.
REAL FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Are for awhile.
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, watching-waiting-wishing, 100-percent-Harry-Potter-obsessed, iluvdavidwright45, dianeandnumairareahotcouple,windsoftiti, Ilovethelittletacos...Ilovethemgood, i-have-issues-deal-with-it , moodiful819, TrinityFire13Guardian137, DJ HiHi Kimiko,XSakunoXRyuzakiX, xRae Asakurax, Flying on a Broken Wing, HikariKame, ottawawolf, xxpinkblinkxx, DarkHeartInTheSky, AnimeAdict202, ANTAURIfan, roxan1930,
Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?
Boy: No
Girl: Do you like me?
Boy: No
Girl: Do you want me?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you cry if I left?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you live for me?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you do anything for me?
Boy: No
Girl: Choose--me or your life
Boy: My life
The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...
The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.
The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.
The reason I don't want you is because I need you.
The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.
The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.
The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.
The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.
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I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak, either behind my back, or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.
But I am also the girl who knows and is proud of who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing things no one seems to have the time to do anymore, who loves and is obsessed with Harry Potter (I still love HP but am obsessed with TDI), who can express herself better without words than with words, and knows the importance of the little things.
Copy and Paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone.
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Its you and me against the world... we attack at dawn
My knight in shining amour turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes.
Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.
People who say anything's possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door.
You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.
Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the hell is the ceiling?
The road to success is always under construction.
If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.
Ideas don't stay in some minds very long because they don't like solitary confinement
Why is it called 'after dark' when it really is 'after light'?
Save the earth. It's the only planet with chocolate.
No I won't go to hell! It has a restraining order against me.
When life gives you a lemon, throw the lemon back and demand chocolate
I'm not so good with the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?
I live in my own little world- but it's ok, they know me there.
The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all commited suicide
I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my super powers.
Oh, I have a photographic memory... it just hasn't developed yet
I live in a world full of bunnies and unicorns. But those bunnies are cutting themselves and the unicorns are acting all emo again...
Slinky Escalator Endless fun
Engineering: 'How will this work?' Science: 'Why will this work?' Management: 'When will this work? Liberal Arts: 'Do you want fries with that?
God made man, and then he said, "I can do better than that," and made women.
I'm the kind of person that walks into a door and apologizes.
Death is God's way of saying you're fired. Suicide is human's way of saying you can't fire me, I quit.
I hear your silence loud and clear.
Why do today what you could put off till tomorrow?
How can I miss you if you never left?
I'm not with stupid anymore!
I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse!
Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't.
Don't follow in my footsteps, I tend to walk into walls… and poles… and other stuff…
There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? 'Hold my purse.'
Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do . . . write to these men?
Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems?
Therapist The/rapist... scary thought…
I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!
Tell the truth and run.
All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative
When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear.
Education is important, school however, is another matter.
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic...
Why do people say, "You can't have your cake and eat it too?" Why would someone get cake if they can't eat it?
When life hand you lemons, throw those lemons right back at it and tell life to make its own damn lemonade.
You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.
Don't mess with me I've got a stick.
I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends.
I ran with scissors, and lived!
I'm the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.
The greatest challenge in life is to find someone who knows all your flaws, differences, and mistakes, and yet still sees the best in you.
Stupidity can hurt, I broke a rib laughing at you
You? Die? You're too mean to die.
Okay, that was amusing at first, but now it's somewhat scary
We should have thrown you in the dungeon years ago
Or we could eat you. I never had rat before, but with the right sauce, who knows?
At last! My plans for world domination are complete! MAHAHAHAA? Oh look, something shiny...must go look.
"Please Note: CHRISTMAS IS CANCELED Apparently you told Santa that you have been good this year...he died laughing."
If you can't fix it with duck tape you haven't used enough!
I didn't lose my mind, I sold it on eBay.
"I tried sniffing coke once, but the ice cubes got stuck in my nose"
"If you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best.
STRESS: A condition brought on by over-riding the bodies natural desire to choke the living daylights out of some jerk who desperately deserves it.
"Join the Vampires; we have Jasper Hale."
The truth will set you free, but first it will make you miserable.
To put it nicely, I hope you choke.
Don't ever attempt a staring contest with a brick wall, they cheat a lot.
I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect!
You don't have to be faster than the bear, you just have to be faster than the slowest guy running from the bear.
I did what they say and chose the road less traveled...Now where the heck am I?
Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.
Secret admirers are stalkers with stationary.
At least I don't CARE what those mindless people think of me.
This world is full of crazy people.THEY MADE ME THEIR LEADER!!
I'm here because Heaven wouldn't take me,and hell was afraid I'd take over.
I'm not afraid of Death.What's he gonna do,kill me?
When I'm at Deaths door, I'm going to ring the bell and run like mad.
Boys are like slinkys, useless but fun to watch fall down the stairs.
Get to know your stalker, they'll be there for a while.
When Life gives you lemons, alter their DNA and make SUPER LEMONS
Why is when we talk to god we are praying, but when God talks to us we are put into the loony bin
It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and bitchslap that motherfucker upside the head.
He said I love you, I sneezed and said sorry I'm allergic to bullcrap.
My mind works like lightning, one brilliant flash and it's gone
An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.
There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.
Don't take life too seriously, you won't get out alive.
The cops never find it as funny as you do.
Time is a great teacher, but unfortunatley it kills all its pupils,
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep not screaming like the passengers in his car.
One way to find out if something works: push all the buttons.
One day your prince will come. Mine? He took a wrong turn, got lost, and was to stubborn to ask for directions.
It's always the last place you look for it... of course it is! Why would you keep looking if you found it?
I've got ADD and magic markers. Oh, the fun I will have.
Note to self: Normal is just a setting on washing machines.
My favorite word is sarcasm.
Please don't drop cigarette buds on the floor, the cockroaches are getting cancer.
God created boys before girls because every true artist creates a rough draft before a masterpiece.
When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
You know the speed of light, so what's the speed of dark?
If you want to look young and thin, hang around with old fat people.
If Wal-mart is lowering their prices everyday, how come the store isn't free yet?
Sarcasm doesn't work on a sarcastic person.
Isn't Disney World just a people trap operated by a mouse?
What hair color do they put down on the driver's licenses of a bald man?
I'm not littering... just donating to the Earth.
It's funny--the people who want quiet are always the loudest getting people to shut up.
I'm not laughing at you, I'm laughing with you... you're just not laughing.
Be nice to your kids. They choose your nursing home.
Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; I'm not sure about the universe.
Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.
Children in frontseats can lead to accidents. Accidents in backseats can lead to children..
Boys are like purses: cute, full of crap, and always replaceable
Boys are like skateboards, they can go fast but usually there pretty slow.
If at first you don't succeed, don't try skydiving.
Smile. It confuses people.
"Help! I've fallen and I can't--Hey! Nice carpet!"
You know it's a bad day when you roll off the bed...and miss the floor.
It's not a complete day unless I scare the crap out of one of my friends.
I'm not afraid of death. What's it going to do? Kill me?
How come parents always say, "Don't take candy from strangers," But on Halloween, it is encouraged? Am I the only sane person?
Sticks and Stones can break my bones, But words can hurt my inner child.
A wise MAN once said, "I don't know, go ask a woman,"
It's so simple to be wise! Just think of something stupid to say and then say the exact opposite...
Love your enemies, it pisses them off.
And just when I found the key to success...someone goes and changes all the locks!!
I used to have a handle on life... and then it broke.
It's always funny until someone gets hurt!!...then it's hysterical.
There's always light at the end of the tunnel...just pray it's not a train.
Don't blame yourself. Let me do it
I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it'll be hard to pronounce!
The last thing I want to do is hurt you, but It's still on the list.
You are not as bad as people say, you are much, much worse.
Now we know why some animals eat their own children.
Please, keep talking. I always yawn when I am interested.
Talk is cheap, but that's ok, so are you.
This is an excellent time for you to become a missing person.
I'm busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?
When I look into your eyes, I see straight through to the back of your head.
A sharp tongue does not mean you have a keen mind.
Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you any worse advice.
Are you always this stupid or are you making a special effort today.
Do you want me to accept you as you are, or do you want me to lie to myself and try to like you?
Don't let your mind wander, it's far too small to be let out on its own.
Don't thank me for insulting you, it was a pleasure.
Don't you realize that there are enough people to hate in the world already without you putting in so much effort to give us another?
I started out with nothing & still have most of it left.
Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.
If I throw a stick, will you leave?
I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.
Stress is when you wake up screaming & you realize you haven't fallen asleep yet.
Never trust a dog to watch your food.
Too many freaks, not enough circuses.
Be OPTIMISTIC... all the people you hate are eventually going to die!!
Boys: can't live with em, and it's illegal to shoot em.
I have PMS and a gun... now what were you saying?
You're laughing now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?
If we can put one man on the moon, why can't we put them all there?
If you don't like my driving stay off the sidewalk
They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it everytime I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?
If you can keep your head while other people are losing theirs, you probably don't fully understand the situation.
Don't steal. The government hates the competition.
If at first you don't succeed, change the rules.
You can ask permission now or beg forgiveness later.
Never regret what once made you smile.
Stupidity killed the cat, curiosity was framed.
I have great faith in fools; self-confidence my friends call it.
The difference between humour and tragedy is that humor is when it happens to someone else.
Shock me... say something intelligent.
Everyone's entitled to be stupid but you're just abusing the privilege.
Remember what you just said because tomorrow I am going to have a witty and sarcastic comeback and then you'll be sorry.
You'er not yourself today; I noticed the improvement immediately
Percussive maintenance - the art of whacking the crap out of an electronic device to make it work again.
Anyone who says easy as taking candy from a baby has clearly never tried it.
When you're right no one remembers, when you're wrong no one forgets.
Sometimes I lay awake at night and ask myself, "Where did I go wrong?" and a voice answers back, "When you decided to shoot the idiots rather than blow them up and got us thrown in jail."
At my lemonade stand I shall give you two glasses; the first is free, the second if five dollars because it contained the antidote to go with the first.
Happiness is when the dentist says it won't hurt a bit, and then gets his hand caught in the drill.
I like you; when the world is mine your death shall be quick and painless while the others are suffering.
I please only one person a day; today is not you're day and tommorrow isn't looking so good either.
I see you're playing stupid again, looks like you're winning.
One day, we will look back on this day, laugh nerviously, and change the subject.
I love deadlines. I like the whoosing sound that they make as they go by.
All the good ones are gay, married, or fictional.
My imaginary friend thinks you have issues.
I am on a quest to the deepest darkest corner of my room in search of what some might call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends, I may not return alive.
You don't like me? So what? I don't wake up every morning to impress you.
I'm a tomboy but one of the things that show I'm still a female is the fact that I more and more like clothes, shoes and jewelry and I'm going to put some sites with nice stuff so maybe you can also buy some cool stuff from this or at least get a little inspirred to try something new.
WARNING: GIRLS ONLY!!!!! (sorry boys but I don't think you would like to walk around in dresses and pumps.)
I love every animal known to men. I think every animal is cute and no animal is scary or ugly. People think I'm weird because I think animals are like family. When I say that animals also have rights people just laugh me. I don't care that there are people who think I'm weird for that. I know that I have friends who never will think I'm weird and even if they sometimes do think I'm weird I still know they will stay by my side. And when I have a feeling I'm all alone in this cold cruel world i know that I can go to the animals I love and that they will comfort me.
Copy and place this on your profile and add your name to the list if you're anything like me : roxan1930,
Yaaay Kitty!!
This is Kitty. Please copy and paste Kitty into your
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up.
He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism
Pirates are cool. The color blue reminds me of chocolate and Edward Cullen. if two gooses are geese, would two mooses be meese? and if two foots are feet, wouldn't it be two feetball? walrus! AHAHAHAHA!! LUKE I AM YOUR FATHA!! i hate lacrosse. don't ask why. i want some toast. DO THE BARTMAN! SHOOBUS MY WOOBUS and SHOOP DA WOOP, baby! SUPER KITTY, AWAY!! BLUE GREEN AHHH! KITTY CATS WILL RULE THE WORLD!! I ATE A BABY POSSUM ON A STIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK!!!!! WONDER FUN MEAT WORLD WE MAKE THE BEEF JUST RITE!!!! A kid in my school showers with his barbecue!!!If you are random, copy and paste this, then add something random of your own.
The words I love you in different languages.
English: I love you
Dutch: Ik hou van je
French: Je t'aime
German: Ich liebe dich
Japanese: Aishiteru
Latin: Amo te
Danish: Jeg elsker dig
Turkish: Seni seviyorum
Italian: Ti amo
Spanish: Te quiero
This is the stupid test! 100 stupid things that people do!
1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out
Bold the things you have done!
42 Things to do in an Elevator
1. CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2. STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off. 3. WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4. GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5. MEOW occasionally.
6. STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly
7. SAY -DING at each floor.
8. SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.
9.MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10. STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11. WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12. TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13. DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14. WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15. PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more. 16. ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17. HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
18. DROP a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
19. BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20. PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.
21. SWAT at flies that don't exist.
22. CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.
23. MAKE car race noises when someone gets on or off.
24. CONGRATULATE all for being in the same lift with you.
25. GRIMACE painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!"
26. WALK on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
27. WHILE the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently.
28. LET your cell phone ring - don't answer it.
29. WALK into the lift and say "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..."
30. TAKE shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when the others don't.
31. ASK people which floor they want, say in 'Who want to be a millionaire' style is that your final answer.
32. ALSO in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "you should be ashamed of yourself!", and leave the lift tutting.
33. ASK, "Did you feel that?"
34. TELL people that you can see their aura. 35. WHEN the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."
36. ANNOUNCE in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
37. DRESS up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "It is time...
38. START breathing heavily and grab your chest when someone walks in. Then stumble out gasping for air
39. WHEN someone comes in ask them to press 5 or 6 different floors 40. GET in and don't press any buttons. Wait for the elevator to be called somewhere and repeat
41. IF you are the only one in the elevator, press all of the buttons and stand, staring at the door, waiting for someone to come.
42. LAUGH maniacally whenever anyone looks at you and say you're here for the mental health convention.
1.ONE OF YOUR SCARS, HOW DID YOU GET IT? Over my knee, when I car hit me while I was riding around on my bike.
2. WHAT IS ON THE WALLS IN YOUR ROOM? Wallpaper
3. DO YOU SNORE, GRIND YOUR TEETH, OR TALK IN YOUR SLEEP? Sometimes I snore.
4. WHAT TYPE OF MUSIC DO YOU LISTEN TO? Every kind of music that exists.
5. DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME YOU WERE BORN? Nope
6. WHAT DO YOU WANT MORE THAN ANYTHING RIGHT NOW? To pass for my exams
7. WHAT DO YOU MISS? My pets who are dead by now
8. WHAT IS YOUR MOST PRIZED POSSESSION(S)? My prices for horse-riding
9. HOW TALL ARE YOU? 1.65 meter
10. DO YOU GET CLAUSTROPHOBIC? No
11. DO YOU GET SCARED IN THE DARK? Never
12. THE LAST PERSON TO MAKE YOU CRY? My mother cause she yelled at me for something she messed up.
13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PERFUME FOR A GIRL? Those with a fruity scent.
14. WHAT KIND OF HAIR/EYE COLOR DO YOU LIKE ON THE OPPOSITE SEX? black hair blue eyes
16. COFFEE OR ENERGY DRINK? Energie drink!!!
17. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PIZZA TOPPING? Cheese and pepperoni
21. WHAT WAS THE FIRST MEANINGFUL GIFT YOU'VE EVER RECEIVED? A stuffed bunny from my uncle when I was born.
22. DO YOU LIKE ANYBODY? Not in a romantic way
23. ARE YOU DOUBLE JOINTED? No
24. FAVORITE CLOTHING BRAND? None really
26. DO YOU HAVE A PET RIGHT NOW? YES I've got 2
27. WHAT KIND IS IT? they're both cats
28. WOULD YOU FALL IN LOVE KNOWING THAT THE PERSON IS LEAVING? no
29. WHAT IS THE BEST WAY TO TELL SOMEONE HOW MUCH THEY MEAN TO YOU? Words
31. BLONDS OR BRUNETTES? Brunettes
32. WHAT IS THE ONE NUMBER YOU CALL MOST OFTEN? I have no idea
33. WHAT ANNOYS YOU MOST? People who think they are better than the rest of the world
34. HAVE YOU BEEN OUT OF THE USA? I live in Europe and I've never been in the USA
35. YOUR WEAKNESSES? Candy, animals and maybe plushies
36. MET ANYONE FAMOUS? No T_T
37. FIRST JOB? none
38. EVER DONE A PRANK CALL? I tried but failed because my friend kept laughing and because of that she made me laugh too.
40. WERE YOU DOING BEFORE FILLING THIS OUT? Reading fanfics
41. HAVE YOU EVER HAD SURGERY? What kind of surgery?
42. WHAT DO YOU GET COMPLIMENTED ABOUT MOST? Every animal likes me.
43. HAVE YOU EVER HAD BRACES? nope!
44. WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY? I don't know, maybe a few good hooro books.
45. HOW MANY KIDS DO YOU WANT? How should I know?
46. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? No
47. DO YOU WISH ON STARS? Yes
49. WHAT KIND OF SHAMPOO DO YOU USE? Derlon
50. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING? No
51. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT? Salami
52. ANY BAD HABITS? I'm a little voilent
53 WHAT CD ARE YOU MOST EMBARRASSED TO HAVE ON YOUR SHELF? I've got a few embarrising one and I'm not telling wich.
54. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? Uhm... next question please!
56. DO LOOKS MATTER? Maybe just a little bit.
57. HOW DO YOU RELEASE ANGER? Kicking and punching things and sometimes humans who make me angry.
58. WHERE IS YOUR SECOND HOME? In my mind
60. WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE TOY AS A CHILD? My little ponys and Barbie
61. HOW MANY NUMBERS ARE IN YOUR CELL PHONE? I think 12
62. WERE YOU A FAN OF BARNEY AS A KID? Who?
63. DO YOU USE SARCASM? sorta
64. MASHED POTATOES OR MACARONI AND CHEESE? Macaroni and cheese. LONG LIVE THE PASTA!
65. WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A GUY/GIRL? Smart, funny, cute, understanding and tough
66. WHAT ARE YOUR NICKNAMES? Rok, Roky, Rox, Roxy, Roxy Foxy and Blue Dolphin.
67. WHATS YOUR FAVORITE BAND/SINGER? Miley Cyrus
69. WHAT WAS YOUR ACT SAT SCORE? WTF is that?
71. DO YOU HAVE ALL YOUR FINGERS AND TOES? yes
72. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WORKED OUT? Don't remember
73. DID YOU NOTICE THAT THERE WAS NO #64? What are you talking about there was 64! It was the Mac and cheese question
75. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS? Yes, it's fun!
76. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO? Music
77. LAST THING YOU DRANK? Lemonade
78. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? My mom
79. THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE IN THE OPPOSITE/SAME SEX? face
80. FAVORITE THOUGHT PROVOKING SONG? Who says - Selena Gomez
81. FAVORITE THING TO HATE? Bullies
82. FAVORITE MONTH OF THE YEAR? April
83. FAVORITE ZODIAC SIGN? Aries
85. WHAT IS YOUR HAIR COLOR? Brown
86. EYE COLOR? Sky-blue
89. FAVORITE FAST FOOD RESTAURANT? Mc Donalds
90. YOU LIKE SUSHI? I've never eaten it.
91. LAST THING YOU WATCHED? A movie
92. FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR? 7 April (my birthday)
93. PLAY ANY MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS? I'm trying to learn how to play keyboard
94. REPUBLICAN OR DEMOCRAT? Republican
95. KISSES OR HUGS? Random Hugs!
97. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU BOUGHT? A bottle of soda
98. WHAT KIND OF CAR DO YOU HAVE? I don't have a car.
99. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING? Verliefd zijn is vreselijk. (It's a Dutch book.)
100. DESCRIBE YOUR LOVE LIFE: Single!
For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I am a venezuelan so I must be afraid of everything
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake.
I'm a BRUNETTE so I MUST think I'm better then redheads, blondes, and other dark haired people.
I DON"T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
Most people would not be willing to risk their own life for their friends'. If you are a person that would, copy and paste this on your profile and add your name to the list. Inkheart5351, Your Local Siberian Tiger, roxan1930
This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.
A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle
Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!
Guy: No, this is fun.
Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: I love you, now slow down!
Guy: Now give me a big hug.
She gives him a big hug
Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.
In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died. Copy this onto your profile if you would do the same thing for someone you love.
65 percent of teenagers spend more time watching TV rather than reading, if you are part of the 35 percent who read more than watch TV, then copy and paste this into your profile then add your name. RaeVenn-Chan, Fall-For-Deceit, PhoenixTears95, J Spiker, The Awsome Threesome, GilansApprentice, Dragonwings66, Serial-Doodler, Biisaiyowaq, gothsamphan14, Aurora Borealis 97,Easternbluebird, son of wind, Delfim the Black Kitsune, Your Local Siberian Tiger, roxan1930
cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool! If you could read that put it in your profile.
I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back."The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The Cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."
Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''
The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''
Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.
"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."
I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.
But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."
His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''
My heart nearly stopped.
The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."
Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me."
"I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."
Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.
I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''
"OK" he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.
The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"
Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!''
"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''
"My mommy loves white roses."
A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.
Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.
The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma.
Was this the family of the little boy?
Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away.
I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.
She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.
I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine.
And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.
Now you have 2 choices:
1) Repost this message, or
2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart
This is really sweet...
When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind.
When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply.
When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around.
When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all.
When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying.
When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever.
When a girl wants to see you everday, she wants to be pampered.
When a girl says "I love you." she means it.
When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that.
Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person.
Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him.
The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.
Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead,
Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats.
The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him.
The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her.".
If you read this, you have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life.
If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you.
Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you.
Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere.
So get ready for the biggest shock of your life.
If you don't repost this, you will be cursed with relationship problems for all of eternity.
Repost this to your profile, and spare yourself the emotional stress.
Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
Now you have two choices
2)ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart
... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .sSS... ... ..sS... ... ... ... ... ... ... . If you're a girl and you've ever
Birth Months: (bold yours)
Here's something fun!!
A: Hot
Here's my name
R: Good boyfriend/girlfriend
O: Has one of the best personalities ever
X: Never let people tell you what to do
A: Hot
N: Can kick the crap out of you
You love hoodies.
You wear lip gloss/stick.
1 : (X) Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking.
Score : 24/38
True Story
A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer then planned, and had to walk home alone. She hasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.
As she walked under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he was waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped around her, she felt though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.
The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley way just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recogize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she can identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man have been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they can do for her. She asked if they can ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking either side of her." Amazingly, wheather you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won't repost it?
1. Your real name: Roxan Haandrikman
2. Your Nobody name (Take all the letters of your first name, mix them around and put an "x" where you think it should go): Naxorx
3. Your Gangsta name (the first three letters of your name pluss "izzle"):Roxizzle
4. Your Detective name (fav. color and fav. animal): Blue Dolhpin
5. Your Soap Opera name (your middle name and the street you live on):Manouk Prinses Beatrixstraat
6. Your Star Wars name (first three letters of your last name, first two letters of your first): Haaro
7. Your Super Hero name (2nd fav color, fav drink): Green Soda
8. Your Witness Protection name (middle names of your parents):
9. Your Goth Name (Black plus the name of one of your pets): Black Turbo or Black Gonzo
(F)ight for you
(R)espect you
(I)nclude you
(E)ncourage you
(N)eed you
(D)eserve you
(S)tand by you
Copy this onto your profile if you can find these things in you friends and know that they are true friends.
this is this cat
this is is cat
this is how cat
this is to cat
this is keep cat
this is a cat
this is weirdo cat
this is busy cat
this is for cat
this is forty cat
this is seconds cat
Now go back and read the thrid line form the top and I bet you can wait to pass this on
FANFICTION UNITED NATIONS!! Has anyone else noticed how a lot of us get along and make friends on here and we can be from completely different countries? WTH!? We're here making world peace on the INTERNET and we have all those ambassadors and senators and whatever struggling with it!! If you realize this (or read this and agreed) copy and paste this and add your name and country (country is optional) to the list. SPREAD THE PEACE!! Naruto-fan-Okami-chan (USA), NaraTemari011 (Puerto Rico), Lala girl in Lalaland (USA), Kakashi Forever (England), Anime895 (USA), Starwatcher-shadow (Belgium), icyprincess1 (USA), Marshmellowtime (USA), Fury-Writer-17 (USA), Verdigurl (New Zealand), justiceintheworldofhp-yearight (USA), Andie-san (Canada), HitachiinGirl1 (USA), PhoenixCrystalStar (USA), Shiranai Atsune (Philippines), Ice and Heaven 4Ever (The Netherlands), XxKenseyXx13 (The Netherlands), roxan1930 (The Netherlands)
Stop the Pairing Wars!
You say English, we say Japanese
Real Anime Lovers: Know at least more than 10 series.
Help Eevee take over the world by posting her on your profile!


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Protecting a Person During a Seizure
Protecting a Person During a Seizure
During a seizure:
After a seizure:
A person who has had a seizure should not drive, swim, climb ladders, or operate machinery until he or she has seen a doctor about the seizure and the doctor has said the person is allowed to drive or operate machinery.
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NCARB webcasts and videos have been developed to help interns and architects understand and stay up-to-date on the latest developments and rules affecting NCARB programs.
Destination: Architect - OverviewTo be an architect, you need to be licensed. Here's an overview of the path to licensure and how to get started.
Destination: Architect - EducationBefore choosing a degree program, make sure you're aware of the education requirement for architectural licensure.
Destination: Architect - ExperienceEarning experience is an essential step on the path to becoming an architect. Learn more about how to meet the experience requirement for architectural licensure.
Destination: Architect - ExaminationIf you want to become an architect, you'll need to pass the Architect Registration Examination (ARE). Here's what you need to know about fulfilling this important requirement for licensure.
Destination: Architect - Licensure and CertificationEarning a license means you can call yourself an architect. Here's what you need to know about applying for licensure and making the most of your career through certification.
NCARB Talks: The IDP ExperienceMartin Smith, NCARB's manager of the Intern Development Program (IDP) talks about his participation in the IDP and the importance of working with his supervisor throughout the program.
NCARB Talks: One Path to LicensureMeet Jared Zurn, the assistant director of ARE development at NCARB. Zurn talks about his unique path to licensure and why earning a license and the NCARB Certificate was important to him.
Student to Architect: The Path to LicensureEarning a license to practice architecture is an important milestone in your career. Watch a short video as NCARB architects discuss the path to licensure and the essential steps involved.


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Release Date:
July 8, 2003
Charles Chaplin's next-to-last Mutual Studios 2-reeler is as funny as his other 11 Mutual entries, though there's a stronger inner lining of poignancy. En route by boat from an unnamed country, immigrant Chaplin tries to make the best of the nausea-inducing rough seas. He then befriends fellow emigree Edna Purviance and her ailing mother. Months pass: Chaplin meets Purviance in a restaurant. Quickly ascertaining that her mother has died, Chaplin appoints himself Purviance's protector. He even promises to pay for the meal; after all, he's just found a silver dollar on the street. But when the dollar lands on the ground with a leadlike thud, Chaplin realizes he's as broke as ever--and now he's at the mercy of blood-in-his-eye headwaiter Eric Campbell. But fortune smiles on Chaplin and Purviance when a famous artist decides to hire the girl as his model. Chaplin negotiates an excellent contract for his bride-to-be, and everything comes up roses. ~ Hal Erickson, Rovi
Charlie Chaplin began his new job at Essanay Studios, who lured him away from Keystone with an offer of $1250 a week plus a bonus of $10,000, with a parody film on his former employer. It features two actresses at the beginning of their careers in minor roles -- Gloria Swanson and Agnes Ayres. Charlie applies for work at the Lockstone Motion Picture Company. Arriving at the office just after him is cross-eyed comedian Ben Turpin. Charlie is interviewed by the boss who uses a funnel and long tube as a hearing aid. Charlie uses the device with a cigarette in his mouth which gets lodged in the funnel. Charlie tries to dislodge it by pouring ink into the funnel and blowing but ends up with the ink on his own face. Hired as an assistant carpenter/prop man, he disrupts rehearsals and gets into trouble with the director. He is told to don an extra's military costume for the Russian melodrama being filmed, but he goes instead into the star's dressing room and steals his costume. Charlie is as inept as an actor as he is a carpenter, sitting on the train of the leading lady's gown, tearing it off as she walks up a staircase and blowing his nose in it as he overacts tearfully. (This scene contains one of the first dolly shots in Chaplin films). He later topples a large column which lands on top of him, and he is sat upon by Turpin, who, having replaced him as prop man is called to lift the column. Eventually, the star actor arrives, and, enraged at finding his costume missing, starts a melee on stage which ends with everyone but Charlie unconscious. ~ Phil Posner, Rovi
- Genre: Comedy
- Category Romantic Comedy, Melodrama, Comedy of Manners, Parody/Spoof, Farce, Police Comedy, Biography, Chase Movie, Crime Comedy
- Theme: Underdogs, Nothing Goes Right, Woman In Jeopardy, Alcoholism, Class Differences, Assumed Identities, Going Straight, Down on Their Luck, Escape From Prison, Filmmaking, Opposites Attract, Mistaken Identities, Missing Persons, Musician's Life, Actor's Life, Out For Revenge, Looking For Love, Immigrant Life, Righting the Wronged, Twins and Lookalikes, Cons and Scams, Infidelity, Starting Over, Unlikely Heroes
- Run Time: 15 hr 51 min
- Language: English
- Release Date: July 8, 2003
- Lead Actor: Charles Chaplin , Albert Austin , Ben Turpin
- Supporting Actor: Lawrence A. Bowes , Jack Henderson , Harry "Snub" Pollard , Bud Jamison , Margie Reiger , Fred Goodwins , Ben Turpin , Jane Wolff , Albert Austin , Stanley "Tiny" Sandford , Kitty Bradbury , James T. Kelly , Edna Purviance , Agnes Ayres , Marta Golden , Raymond Hatton , Theodore Roberts , Thomas Meighan , Ernest Joy , Charles Inslee , Charles Chaplin , Billy Armstrong , Henry Bergman , Gloria Swanson , Charlotte Mineau , Ernest Van Pelt , Valeska Suratt , Tom Wood , Phyllis Allen , Loyal Underwood , Gilbert M. Anderson , Gertrude Keller , Eva Thatcher , Charles Insley , Eric Campbell , John Rand , James T. Kelley , Leo White , Carl Stockdale , Wesley Ruggles , May White , Frank J. Coleman , Lloyd Bacon , Paddy McGuire
- Director: Charles Chaplin , Kevin Macdonald
other Info.
- Online Item #: 11330903
- Store Item Number (DPCI): 246-00-4839
- Made in the USA or Imported


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Khan, 25, is a former unified world light welterweight champion but his weak defence and suspect chin have seen him lose to so-called weaker fighters.
The Bolton scrapper, whose record stands at 26-3, was most recently knocked out by Danny Garcia, having escaped being beaten by Lamont Petersen after the American failed a drugs test.
This led many to call for him to retire, as being knocked out on several occasions bodes poorly for his future health, but Khan is sure new trainer Virgil Hunter will tighten up his defence.
Speaking at a London press conference confirming his December 15 fight with Carlos Molina, Khan said:
"(Myself and Hunter) have spoken quite a bit already. We discussed the fact that I am an offensive fighter, but now it's time to be a smart fighter, to win fights with my brain.
"My main style was to be a boxer using my brain, but when you start to win so comfortably, you can forget the meaning of being a boxer. You can get drawn into 'fights.'
"What Virgil and I spoke about is going back to boxing, smart boxing. I think that is what Virgil Hunter has to teach me, to stick to a game plan. At times in the past, I went out there and I saw red and went all-out, forgetting the game plan. I think Virgil will get me to use all of my speed, ability and skill at the right times."
Khan is convinced he will be able to show his true form against the unbeaten American Molina, although he acknowledges he has to prove himself again after his recent defeats.
"Molina is an undefeated fighter and all undefeated fighters are dangerous fighters. This fight is a step up for him and, in a way, it's a step up for me too coming off of a loss. I have to win this fight and I have to win it in good fashion.
"I've seen him fight. He is very skilful, but he is beatable. I can win this fight, but I need to win convincingly. This is the time to prove myself and I will do just that on December 15."
- Carlos Molina


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