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The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, or, to give their scientific name Tortiesa Adolicious Ninjitsua Mutalia are the results of a genetic engineering experiment gone horribly wrong by Linux creator Linus Torvalds.
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After being abandoned in a New York sewer, the four humanoid turtles depended upon themselves. Starvation became a daily part of life. Being genetically programmed with martial ninja moves for Torvalds' protection, the turtleoids quickly made friends with another genetic experiment gone wrong, "Splinter", who is believed to have been engineered by another famous open-source programmer, Richard Stallman. The years go by in New York City and the city has relied on a wide variety of genetically-malformed super-freak whops to protect it from other super-freaks, who for some reason or another want to wreak havoc and end up not hurting anyone at all anyway. (Asking why New York City is begging the question, if the reader has visited Battery Park after 6 PM.)
The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles were also Renaissance artists in their spare time, and were responsible for such works as the famous sculpture of David Duchovny in Italy, the ceiling of the Sistine chapel, and the Leaning Tower of Pizza.
edit The Heroes
Main Homies
edit Intensive training
Being a ninja requires intensive and rigid training, so the Turtles were taught by Master Splinter. He was this really big mouse with splinters all over him. Unfortunately, he was shredded by the Shredder whilst visiting a recycling factory. So now the Turtles faced a new dilemma: Where to find a ninja to teach them? Since there aren't many in New York they made their own. So they found some dude who used a hockey mask and hockey sticks, taught him, then made him teach them back. The problem was that since the turtles were awful teachers, their 'student/teacher' became an awful 'student/teacher' too.
Like Xena, the turtles have many skills. Among the greatest is their ability to cause Ra, the cracked Egyptian Sunbird, to break down in an inconsolable fit of tears. Together, the four Turtles use Real Ninja Power to kill dangerous punks, although when they're bored they sometimes just kill everyone on a train. When they are even more bored, they use coffins as Porta Potties.
edit Acting
edit Cartoon series (1988)
In 1986 the guys voiced themselves in a live action cartoon series. The 4 Heroes in a half shell would fight off the evil forces of The Shredder and meet some friends along the way.
edit The First movie
In 1990 the guys played themselves in a movie. The 4 Heroes in a half shell would fight off the evil forces of The Shredder.
edit Second movie
In 1992 the guys played themselves in a movie. The 4 Heroes in a half shell would fight off the evil forces of The Shredder.
edit Third movie
In 1992 the guys played themselves in a movie. The 4 Heroes in a half shell would fight off the evil forces of The Shredder. Just kidding, they go to feudal Japan where special effects hadn't been invented yet and fought The Shredder's great grandpa.
edit Fourth movie
Actually this one was different and they fought Aztec demons or something.
edit Nickelodeon Cartoon
In 2006 the guys voiced themselves in a cartoon series. The 4 Heroes in a half-shell fought the evil forces of The Shredder.
edit Heroes no more
In 2012 the T.M.N.T where arrested on several charges of theft, manslaughter and underage driving without a license, just to name a few. The clan had plugged into a hospitals back up generator to power for their Hilton sized underground home. The turtles grew a lot of weed living in an underground aqueduct full of fertilizer.
edit Leonardo and Raphael's manslaughter
Leonardo and Raphael took down half a high school's worth of foot clan before realizing they had knives and weren't fighting robots like Samurai Jack. Donatello only had one acid barrel and after a while it got to be mostly meat slurry. Mikey tried feeding them to his pet Piranhas, which worked rather well until they mutated and had to fight Piranah gangsters. Casey Jones than helped them bury the rest underneath a football field; until some cops showed up and they let him take the heat.
edit Mikeys bank account wiped out
Michelangelo was arrested for mugging over 200 people. Mikey claimed they where all bad dudes, however. Each time he kicked a bad guys ass, he would steal their money which he later would spend on pizzas and Hawaiian shirts. Several accusations that Mikey also was addicted to phone sex arose.
edit The arrest of Donatello
Police soon arrested Donatello for being the ring leader who caused that hospital blackout by tapping their power, he also helped April plant porn on her bosses computer.
edit Stolen Goods and WMD's
It was soon discovered that the turtles had modified a van that they had not purchased. They did not own the pink slips to it, nor did any of them even have a drivers license. Not to mention that they where under the age of 17 when they began driving. The Van had been equipped with stolen computer parts and advanced hacking devices, which was two charges in one, but that wasn't the biggest problem, the Van was also equipped with a laser attached to a chair that swung out the side of the vehicle. Not only was it not safe and a hazard to safety, but it also could be used as a weapon of mass destruction. This had the authorities label the group as terrorists with no concern to human life who would be shot with it.
edit Guilty Verdict
All 4 turtles where charged as being accomplices to several crimes, ranging from 1985 to 2012. As it was also tracked back to prior to 1991 the turtles had a hidden lair in the sewer that they had also tapped into other peoples utilities for themselves.
Raphael tried to plead he was innocent, saying he had nothing to do with anything. He didn't even know he was doing wrong. But when being traced back to being a vigilante, things got worse for him. His defense was, "Come on, how can I be a vigilante, we already where, weren't we? I mean, wait, that's not what I meant, I mean, sure, I kicked a few guys butts, sure, I stole their money, hey, it's not like we can go out and get jobs, look at us. How do you expect us to work and make a living, huh? We kick the bad guys butt, and we take their money, not as a reward, but as a way to live. We may not be human, but we are alive, and we have hearts, and feeling, and you know..." Raph tears up, and continues, "We're our only family, you know, no one else will take care of us?".
Raph delivered the same heart warming speech while being examined in court. The entire courtroom teared up with him, even the judge. It looked like perhaps deep down, the turtles where not so bad after all. They where just ninjas trying to get by. They were executed by firing squad the next day, master splinter drank hemlock for his crime of corrupting the mutant reptile youth.
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15 Feb. 2005Say Something
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22 Feb. 2005Jews and Chinese Food
Lorelai is hurt again when she realizes Luke has moved his boat from her garage without even telling her. Luke helps the school kids build the sets for their Fiddler on the Roof play in hopes of working with Lorelai who he is realizing he misses. Rory tries to make up with Marty by hosting a movie night, but Logan interferes.
1 Mar. 2005So... Good Talk
Luke, upset and missing Lorelai, begins to take it out on his customers. Lane realizes her mom is in her head, and with the grandparents back from their second honeymoon Rory makes it clear that Friday night dinners are just dinner and nothing more. Emily acts like she doesn't realize all the hurt she's caused Lorelai, but goes to see Luke to make things right.
8 Mar. 2005Pulp Friction
Rory and Logan's casual dating situation gets more complicated when Rory spots Logan with another girl and her jealousy sets in. Rory decides to go to a party with a guy she barely knows, which makes Logan jealous. Luke and Lorelai resolve things, but Lorelai is still upset with her mom and refuses to go to Friday night dinners, which makes Emily wonder if Luke followed through on their previous discussion.
19 Apr. 2005To Live and Let Diorama
Luke volunteers to help convert old man Twickum's house into a museum just to see if he can buy it. Meanwhile with the help of some Founder's day punch, Lane, Paris and Rory commiserate about their love lives. Lorelai forgets to keep some news off the record when she is interviewed by a magazine about the success of the Dragonfly Inn.
26 Apr. 2005But I'm a Gilmore!
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3 May 2005How Many Kropogs to Cape Cod?
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10 May 2005Blame Booze and Melville
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17 May 2005A House Is Not a Home
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Peanut Butter Apricot Cookies
Total Time
Prep 15 mins
Cook 15 mins
I made these to grab as a healthy and YUMMY breakfast. I've gotten into the habit of dippng dried apricots in peanut butter; this is my portable version! They can also be made vegan by using an egg substitute for the eggs.
Ingredients Nutrition
Dry Ingredients
- 3⁄4 cup whole wheat flour
- 1⁄4 cup flax seed meal
- 1⁄2 teaspoon baking powder
- 1⁄2 teaspoon baking soda
- 1⁄2 teaspoon salt
- 1 teaspoon cinnamon
- 1⁄2 teaspoon cardamom
Wet Ingredients
- 1 cup brown sugar
- 4 tablespoons peanut butter
- 1 tablespoon tahini
- 2 eggs (or equivalent egg sub. for vegan cookies)
Mix In
- 1 cup dried apricot (cut into smaller chunks)
- 1⁄2 cup oats
- Preheat oven to 350 degrees.
- Grease a cookie sheet and line it with parchment paper.
- Whisk together dry ingredients.
- Blend wet ingredients until as close to smooth as possible.
- Mix dry ingredients with the wet mixture until fully incorporated. The batter will be thick and sticky, so it would probably be easiest to do this with a fork or mixing spoon.
- Stir in the oats and apricots.
- Form into balls and flatten onto parchment paper. Again, this is easier to do with wet hands.
- Bake for about 15 to 20 minutes or until the tops look golden (don't wait for them to brown or they will be too hard when they cool).
- To store (and for transportation purposes), I like to wrap each cookie in plastic wrap. Voila! Bakery-style!
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I really like this recipie, it's so tasty. I've now settled on a verion that skips the cinnamon (which I'm not fond of) and I use Spelnda brown sugar mix. (I'm trying to control carbs and the Splenda helps with that.) Thanks, Vye, for such a great recipie!
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After seeing this picture in the photo forum, I knew I had to try these. I'm soooo glad I did!! They are exactly what I was looking for and I'm excited about having some with my coffee in the morning. The changes I made are: I doubled the recipe (but only 1 1/2 tsp cinnamon) and got 29 fairly large cookies. I added 1 tsp of vanilla, and used craisins instead of apricots (that's all I had). I look forward to trying different dried fuits with this recipe. The recipe doesn't specify what kind of oats to use... I used steel cut, and they worked great. My batter was wetter than indicated (could be the humidity here) and I dropped them by teaspoon. 14 mins was perfect for a crisp, chewy cookie. My quest can stop now, this is the breakfast cookie for me.


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The first step is to design and create a mold. Then you can make as many matching stepping-stones as you like.
What You Need:Make your own stepping-stones -- like the blue squares shown here.
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1. Roll oil-based modeling clay to 1/4-inch thickness on a work surface. Draw desired patterns on paper and place them on the clay. Cut around each pattern with a knife. Place clay pieces on an uncut copy of a stepping-stone-size paper pattern (about 12 x 12 inches), which has been glued to a plywood work board. Sculpt a design model by shaping and joining clay pieces. Spritz with nonstick cooking spray.
2. Brush a thin layer of mold latex over the surface of the clay model. Apply slowly to prevent air bubbles. Dry overnight and repeat the process until the mold reaches 1/4-inch thickness (20 to 25 coats for reusable molds). When thoroughly dry, remove mold from the clay model and boil for 10 minutes to strengthen the latex.
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For this post we welcome Jay Erisman, our favorite instructor from The Party Source EQ Center and quite the wine and spirits expert. This is actually part 1 of a 2-party Mexican adventure (part 2 appears tomorrow).
My 2007 tour of Mexico will last forever as one of the great cultural experiences of my life, filled with warm and friendly people, fantastic food and a colorful aesthetic sensibility everywhere we turned. But for sure the highlights of the trip were the distilleries. From finding the flat-out Best Tequila Distillery to mind-bending tours of four single village Mezcal producers, I found the state of this Mexican art to be perhaps the most traditional of all the spirits in the world.
Shortly after meeting Carlos Camarena*, I decided he is a really cool guy. The passion he holds for his ultra-traditional El Tesoro 100% Agave Tequila comes burning off him like the steam that fires his old-fashioned agave ovens. Working the La Alteña distillery in his father Don Felipe's footsteps, Carlos does things with Tequila that other distillers would consider insane.
Carlos' estate-grown blue agave plants are the ripest in the industry, covered with brown spots like a banana.
The workers laboriously trim by hand the part of the male plant that creates bitter flavors in the finished product. (Hmm. Bitter male parts. There's a joke in there somewhere.)
He persists in crushing the cooked agave—which are baked three days in brick ovens—with a giant millstone (as opposed to a modern mechanical shredder).
Unlike nearly all other Tequila producers, Señor Camarena ferments his agave totally naturally, with no added chemical fermentation accelerators. He then distills the fermented juice with the agave fibers for added flavor, in pot stills so small they could fit in the back of a van.
All this obsessive attention to detail leads to the most flavorful Tequila I've ever had, bar none. El Tesoro has a crackling intensity, a sustain, a hang-time in the mouth that simply outclasses other Tequilas. You don't just get stony, mineral, earthy flavors—you get a faceplant into the red highland Tequila soil. You don't just taste green bean—you get the snap of the bean, the juice of cucumber. The difference between El Tesoro and other Tequilas is like the difference between normal and high-definition TV. The operative word is clarity.
*I'm pleased to say there is another Camarena-crafted Tequila on the market. (No, not the "Camarena" brand owned by Gallo; that's made by Carlo's cousin from another branch of the family.) Carlos' brother Felipe joined forces with a Tequila ambassador Tomas Estes to create Tequila Ocho, which takes the Camarena family estate-grown agave to its logical conclusion. Ocho is a single vintage Tequila, chosen each year from only one agave field. Ocho reveals the terroir of an agave field very much like the cru system in Burgundy reveals the truth of Pinot Noir. I'll write more about Ocho another time, but suffice to say that Felipe's Ocho surpasses even Carlo's El Tesoro, with the fattest, ripest, most glisteningly fresh and viscerally thrilling Tequila I've ever had.
– Jay Erisman
Photos © Jay Erisman 2007-2010
Want to know more about Mezcal? Tune in tomorrow morning for the conclusion of Jay's adventure and a primer on Mezcal.
One of my dearest friends picked up and moved to San Francisco a few years back. I hate that she's gone, but it does mean I get to visit with her when I'm in the City by the Bay and I even get to cajole her into the occasional guest post. Jen Rizzo is a great freelance graphic artist (she did the logo and such over at the Hoperatives) and is quite the foodie. In this post, she's filling us in on her recent tour of Anchor Steam Brewery.
I have always been a big believer in drinking locally. It's just better. You're supporting local businesses and decreasing your carbon footprint. Even above those two very important things, it connects you to the local flavor and allows you to explore some new options. If I'm in a new city, I always want to know what their local craft beer is like. I'm originally from Kansas City, where we have the lovely Boulevard brewery. It is probably surprising to no one that a brewery out of Kansas City specializes in wheat beer – but you can find it everywhere. The most divey of all dive bars will at least have bottles of Boulevard Wheat. When I lived in Cincinnati, I threw down Bell's like it was candy. (The Two-Hearted and Oberon were my favorites, but I try to not discriminate.) And, of course, I had the pleasure of living in New York during the winter, so I had my share of Brooklyn Black, which is still among my favorite reasons to travel east during the holiday season.
Here in San Francisco, we are incredibly spoiled with the Anchor Steam Brewery.
The Anchor Brewing Company first opened its doors in 1896, and was purchased by Fritz Maytag in 1965. He learned west coast beer from the ground up, and eventually settled on the brews we have today. Recently, Fritz sold the brewery to a holding company a few miles north of San Francisco (owned by two former Skyy vodka representatives), which sent our beer world into a little bit of a panic. Fritz Maytag is greatly respected for his accomplishments in craft brewing, and a lot of us are on the edge of our seats anticipating what comes next. When a friend told me she had an extra ticket to an Anchor tour, I jumped at the chance. The Bay Area Beer Socials group takes this specially-organized after-hours tour once a year, but the organizer fears that this may be the last year for it due to the brewery changing hands.
Anchor produces both seasonal and year-round beers. Anchor Steam is their flagship beer. It's rich and a little hoppy – a classic west coast beer. (When I was still living in Cincinnati, Northside Tavern kept it on draft, but I'd have to defer to the Hoperatives as to who has it now.)
"Steam" beer was originally a term used to describe west coast brews, but is now a trademark of the Anchor Brewing Company. There are many stories about where the name "steam beer" came from. My favorite is that around the turn of the century, there was no way to effectively chill the beer after boiling, so San Francisco breweries had large, shallow, open-top tanks on the roof to allow the climate to cool it naturally. When beer was being brewed, clouds of steam rose off the top of the buildings – hence, steam beer!
Today, Anchor replicates the process by using these open-top tanks inside:
The beer sits in these tanks for three days, at which point it's nearly flat. It's combined later at about an 85/15 ratio with beer that's only sat there for one day and isn't quite done, so it balances out in the end.
Liberty Ale is like Anchor Steam's big brother. A little hoppier, a little richer, a little higher in alcohol content. (6%, compared to Anchor Steam's 4.9%.) Its name honors Paul Revere's bicentennial ride, but the recipe stems from older variations of Our Special Ale, their winter seasonal. Anchor Porter is their darkest offering. Dark, rich and roasty with a hoppy back to it, it's one of my favorite porters. Not too malty, not too smoky. Old Foghorn is a barleywine-style ale. A little lower in alcohol content than most barleywines, at 8-10% (Anchor claims it varies), it's still the heftiest of the Anchor brews. A little sweet, incredibly rich, and a little bubbly. On draft, it's particularly lovely, but it holds up pretty well in its bottled version. If the Liberty Ale is Anchor Steam's big brother, Anchor Small Beer is Old Foghorn's little brother. At a teeny tiny 3.3%, it's created from a second running of the mash used to make Old Foghorn. Even though they come from the same place, they couldn't taste more different. Small Beer is light, but rich, and takes on a much more bitter flavor than any of Anchor's other beers.
Anchor makes four seasonals – Our Special Ale, their winter offering, Anchor Bock, for spring, Anchor Summer, and the newest addition, Anchor Humming. Humming Ale was originally created last year to honor the 30th anniversary of the current location. Bars in San Francisco snatched up what they could, since it was intended to be a limited run. About the time that everyone was running out of it, Anchor announced that they would be bottling it as their new autumn seasonal.
Brewery tours are available by reservation during the week. If you're in the San Francisco area anytime soon, it's a wonderful piece of history. Plus, the tour wraps up with a tasting, so you can choose your favorites! (While you're in the area, do what we did and trek up the hill a couple blocks to Goat Hill Pizza, where you can get a pitcher of Anchor Steam as well as sourdough-crust pizzas. Thank me later.)
– Jen Rizzo
Photos © Jen Rizzo, 2010
Melissa, er, Lou blogs over at My Loueyville and I just love her. Cincinnati is a wonderful city, but we've also got two other wonderful cities – Louisville and Lexington – around or under 2 hours drive south. I have ties to Louisville, I admit, as my brother-in-law just graduated from UofL, I went to school at Kentucky Wesleyan (where I swear everyone was from Louisville), and I don't know if I've ever missed a Kentucky Derby in my life. I'm thrilled that Lou decided to guest post for me here at Wine-Girl!
I've been a proud Louisvillager and self-proclaimed cheerleader for the city for almost four years now. And one of the many, many things I love about this city is its proximity to Cincinnati. I relish my quarterly weekend trips to Cincy to avail myself of some of the luxuries that my corner of the midwest doesn't possess. I'm an IKEA fiend, but I go as much for the meatballs as for the home decor. I'm a recent convert to Trader Joe's– as a single person, I am bonkers for their frozen food entrees. And if there's a prettier bar in the entire region than the Hilton Cincinnati Netherland Plaza, I haven't seen it.
That being said, I sure hope you Cincinnatians take advantage of your proximity to my fair city. There's no better time to make your way upriver to our neck of the woods than summer. And some of the best reasons to visit are free or cheap as heck.
I'm a 4th generation Red Sox fan, but now that I've moved here, I've embraced your Reds as my secondary team. And if you have even a passing love of the Reds, you need to get down here to a Louisville Bats game to see some of your future stars at work. Last year, Homer Bailey was my favorite "boy of summer," and now he's pitching down your way almost full time. This year, the star to watch is Aroldis Chapman… you may want to watch him because, at least right now, the Reds' $30M man seems to be falling apart a bit. But the best reason to hit Slugger Field to see a Bats game is that it is, hands down, the cheapest fun this city has to offer. As little as $7 gets you inside (watch for deals, like a AAA discount) — I rarely ever sit in an actual seat as the park features abundant picnic tables with great views. Beer is about $4.50, but again, keep your eye open for deals — happy hours can reduce that down to $1-$3. And there's more than hot dogs and nachos for food. The stand under the Jumbotron sells pork chop and ribeye sandwiches as well as really excellent grilled corn on the cob. Slugger Field is also a gorgeous place to watch a sunset over the river.
If you're lucky like I am and enjoy summers off, the best free fun the city has to offer during the summer is Waterfront Wednesdays, the last Wednesday of every month from April-September. Waterfront Wednesdays is a free concert at Waterfront Park sponsored by public radio station WFPK. Every WW features three acts, most of them nationally known — this month (June 30) features Carney (fronted by Reeve Carney, who will next appear in the Julie Taymor-directed Spiderman musical on Broadway), Sonos, and Joshua James. Feel free to bring a picnic, but no outside alcohol is allowed. That's no big deal because the WW stands feature great beers and a full bar at reasonable prices. It's spitting distance from Slugger Field, so in addition to good beer and great music, you're treated to the same gorgeous riverfront sunset. Waterfront Wednesdays are like my birthday and Christmas rolled into one, six times a year.
Big news recently in the 'Ville is that our own 21c Hotel has announced intentions to expand to 15 more cities, starting with Bentonville, Arkansas — home of Walmart HQ. (Weird, I know.) Cincinnati is going to get one too. While it isn't cheap to either stay at or eat at our most beautiful and interesting hotel (but it is so-o-o-o worth it!), it is absolutely free to check out 21c's contemporary art museum. Conde Nast Traveller's #1 US hotel is way at the top of the list of things that make me proud to be a Louisvillager. If it's possible to have a crush on a business, I have a raging crush on 21c. (Check out my blog post about my 21c love.)
We are an art-loving city, and this year we landed the Glass Arts Society annual conference, and so lots of our downtown galleries and museums feature some really beautiful and groundbreaking glass arts. The conference is June 10-12, but most of the exhibits will last all summer long. And the best time to take advantage of all those exhibits is on the first Friday of every month, during our First Friday Gallery Hop. This art show/street fair is totally free, including parking and trolley transportation during the event. The Gallery Hop goes from 5pm-11pm, and most of the participating galleries and museums offer snacks and drinks — some even offer wine and beer tastings.
This just scratches the surface of all the fabulous things that Louisville has to offer this summer. I like to believe that whenever I fill my cooler at Trader Joe's, another Cincinnatian gets his/her wings to fly to Louisville. Of course for more goings-on in Louisville, you can check out my blog, Loueyville. Other stellar Louisville blogs include, Consuming Louisville, and for music lovers, Backseat Sandbar.
Hope to see y'all downriver soon!
By the time you read this, I'll be on my way to San Diego … then Pennsylvania … then DC … then Walla Walla and Seattle. Hopefully while we're in Seattle and Walla Walla, we'll get some posts in from the Wine Bloggers Conference. No promises though.
However, so that you still get information on a regular basis, I've lined up a group of guest bloggers. They've already given me their posts (so that I don't have any surprises) and they are scheduled and ready to go. For the times Kevin and I are gone, you'll be hearing from our friends and colleagues, both locally and in other exciting cities.
I hope you enjoy their insight! They'll be bringing you different perspectives based on their locations, jobs, and interests.
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Kevin will also be chiming in while I'm on the business portion of the trips.
Thanks, and "see" you in July!
As I mentioned, a week or so ago I did a coast-to-coast run of the country, from Seattle to Orlando. April doesn't look much better for staying home, as my business is taking me to Baltimore, West Virginia, and Miami.
I have no complaints at all about Miami. In fact, I'm taking the Miami trip (starting this Thursday) and extending it into a couple of quiet days in Key West. Now, while Key West does have wine bars, it's not exactly known for its wine. Is there anything in particular that you, my readers, would like me to hunt down while I'm in the southernmost place in our country? Anything Key-West-related that you'd like me to write about? Let me know in the comments (or via email, of course).
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From Booklist
"Ginder's writing is colorful, direct, and imaginative . . . At times, it is also achingly poignant . . . Driver's Education is a stirring, memorable trip." (Boston Globe)
"Magical realism with a dose of Middle American grit . . . What's most special here are the novel's freewheeling style and its willingness to engage big questions: How family stories originate, how they're warped over time, and what they tell us about ourselves and our heritage." (Cleveland Plain Dealer)
"[Ginder] manages to wrap unselfconscious quirkiness up in some very fine writing indeed, without ever sacrificing the story or the characters. A rare feat, in my reading experience, making it one of those—also rare—books I want to read aloud just for the joy of hearing precisely how the words have been strung together." (New York Journal of Books)
"Every once in a while, you read a book that you just can't shut up about. Driver's Education is that kind of book." (Portland Book Review)
"A sentimental story of fathers and sons, the power of imagination, and a hilarious road trip from New York to the West Coast. . . . [Ginder] is a master storyteller." (Washington Independent Review of Books)
"Lively, funny, gritty, and achingly real, Ginder's sophomore effort should appeal to fans of Junot Diaz and Michael Chabon." (Booklist (starred review))
"Part fairy tale, part picaresque, part coming-of-age tale, Driver's Education blends reality and the imagined in a sentimental brew about the stories that bind generations." (Publishers Weekly)
"An absorbing look at family history and the stories through which it is told." (Library Journal)
"Ginder, author of the novel This Is How It Starts, conjures an exciting cross-country journey, and an even more exciting journey across the lives and memories of a family." (Zyzzyva)
"Driver's Education is the kind of book that will make other young writers crumple their manuscripts and unplug their computers. With a sniper's eye, Grant Ginder takes the whole of American Life in his crosshairs. A meticulously-observed family story; a social fiction that involves everything from reality TV to truth-telling in the Internet age; funny and sad, smart and exciting, Driver's Education is a great book." (Darin Strauss author of Half a Life and Chang and Eng)
"With Driver's Education, Grant Ginder has come home with more than just the great pleasures—the sites, stops, journeys and stories—of an ideal road trip. He's also given us an exquisite portrait of the mysteries, accusations, and bonds that link every father and son. And he's also given us another sort of education: it's a novel that reminds you how beautiful and moving a story, when told by an expert, can be. The novel gives all the pleasures and reminds us of the real highway we spend our lives on, that wherever we travel begins and ends at the same destination. It's an extraordinary book." (David Lipsky author of Although Of Course You End Up Becoming Yourself)
"Drivers Education takes us on a sharply observed, hilarious romp across the country (in a rusty yellow Bel Air named Lucy, copiloted by a three-legged consumptive cat named Mrs. Dalloway) managing all the while to tell a tender, heartfelt story about fathers and sons and storytelling itself. There are lies we tell ourselves while we're out looking for the truth, and Ginder reveals them in all their craggy, impossible complexity. Beautiful." (Haley Tanner author of Vaclav and Lena)
"Call them con artists, storytellers, lunatics, or heroes, the characters that fill Ginder's vast and imaginative world will stay with you long after you've put the book down. They're funny and sad and poignant and true—perfect reflections of our imperfect selves." (Karl Taro Greenfeld author of Triburbia)
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Thai Chicken Soup
Total Time
Prep 15 mins
Cook 1 hr 30 mins
The next time you roast a chicken, don't even think of throwing away all those lovely bones. Instead, plop them in a pot and use them to make this hearty soup. You can make it go further by adding some prawns or strips of chicken to the broth.
Ingredients Nutrition
For the broth
- 1 chicken carcass
- 1⁄2 red chile
- 2 onions, peeled and quartered
- 6 cloves garlic, chopped
- 1 piece ginger, chopped (small)
- 1⁄2 lime, zested
- 2 pieces lemongrass, chopped
- 35 sprigs coriander
For the soup
- soy sauce
- 1⁄2 lime, juiced
- 1 inch fresh ginger, peeled and cut into matchsticks
- 1⁄2 red chile, deseeded and finely diced
- 50 g rice noodles
- 75 ml coconut milk
- 90 g Baby Spinach
- 1⁄2 cup coriander, chopped
- 3 spring onions, trimmed and finely sliced
- 1 teaspoon chopped peanuts (optional)
- salt
- Place the carcass and all the stock ingredients in a large pan.
- Cover with a litre of water and bring to a boil, then turn down the heat until the water is barely simmering and leave to bubble for an hour or so.
- You will need to add a cup of water from time to time, to keep the stock topped up.
- When the hour is up, strain the broth through a fine sieve into a bowl.
- Measure out 150ml of this broth into a pan for the soup.
- The rest can be frozen for another day.
- Add a dash of soy sauce, the lime juice, red chilli and ginger to the broth and bring it slowly back to the boil.
- Meanwhile, cook the rice noodles according to the directions on the packet.
- Add the coconut milk, spinach, coriander and noodles to the bubbling broth and leave a few minutes to heat through.
- Don't let it come to a boil.
- Serve with some spring onions and crushed peanuts scattered on top.
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My boyfriend and I loved this soup! I changed it quite a bit because I dont like coconut but we made it into a spicy broth soup and added a little fish sauce to give it a little more flavor. Great soup, even without the coconut!
This soup has much promise! Through some errors of my own, there was a bit to be desired. I read your "1/2 lime, zested" too literally, and zested the lime, then proceeded to put the 1/2 lime in the soup, rather than the zest, which is what I think you intended. The broth had a lovely flavour and everything tasted very Thai-like. I added too much coconut milk, so the broth was thicker and whiter than the pic. I used a good sized chili, and left the seeds in and that was perfect. Thanks for the recipe!
Excellent Flavor! Thank you!


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Hello there.
I use JSL3 Facebook for WordPress because i can customize the CSS, and I think the plugin is doing VERY well! Love it cause of that
But I have a question I hope somebody will help me with. Also I want the authors attention, and I hope I will get :)
My question is: Could there be done some changes to the plugin, so it's contain jQyery and lazy load functions? I would be happy for those functions.
Don't have that much experience in JavaScript and jQuery. And I've search on the internet for lazyload that content, and I can't find anything.
Is it possible to do so?
The reason I'm asking, is about this site: http://fuzhou-restaurant.dk/
It's a bit slow with the plugin activated. When I deactivated the plugin, my speed is gaining up to 1.8 sek (right now the speed is 2.5-3 sek - if is disable the plugin, it's down under 1 or max 1.3)
It could be great if the Facebook content only is loading, when the user scroll down to the page.
Or else
Make a click button with "Click here for Status Updates on Facebook" and then when a user is click on the button, the content should load.
And I think that's a Lazy Load function, or something.
I know it's a big thing to deploy this in the plugin. And I know time is money. If that's the answer, could someone in here explain me more about jQyery and Lazyload?
I also want to lazy load images, and social icons (shares from Facebook)
Hope someone knows what i'm talking about :)
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"Immortalized gardens" Giverny by sswagner
Giverny Travel Guide: 150 reviews and 532 photos
Sheri and I are certainly fans of botanic gardens regardless of where we happen to be in the world. Giverny is on the tourist radar for one particular reason. It is the home of Claude Monet, who is a master of impressionism. His art needs no introduction, and most people who come here are well aware of at least some of his works. His home and adjacent gardens are extremely popular, especially in the springtime. Monet is Sheri's favorite artist and she was overjoyed at the prospect of coming here. This makes a nice day trip out of Paris. Be advised that there will be a lot of people here. Those seeking out the gardens in hopes of getting solitude will have their hopes quickly dashed as the tour busses arrive. Those who seek a variety of color and floral displays will not be disappointed. The French have always been known for their affinity for gardens and floral displays. Therefore, it is no wonder that France produces a wealth of artists and is so often in itself the subject of the artwork.
- Pros:Very beautiful gardens and house
- Cons:Crowds go up as the flowers bloom
- In a nutshell:This a a great combination of art history and scenery.
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The French Senate passed a controversial new law Wednesday that would punish people who illegally share copyrighted music or movies by taking away their right to use the Internet for as long as a year, on a three-strikes-you're-out basis.
Digital civil rights advocates say they are horrified because the law completely does away with due process.
"There's no judge keeping an eye on this," says Danny O'Brien, who coordinates international outreach efforts for the Electronic Frontier Foundation. "There's no right of appeal, and it's entirely separate from the usual judicial system."
Proof is not necessary under the new law. A record company simply has to say j'accuse!, and an organization still to be created by the French government will sever the suspect's Internet connection.
It's now up to the country's version of the Supreme Court to approve the law, and it ultimately may be trumped by the European Union.
The French government was reportedly under pressure from the lobbying arm of the international music industry. Despite its best efforts, file-sharing worldwide has only increased.
But O'Brien says innocent people have been prosecuted, and the system can be gamed. It's especially easy to make mistakes in places where the Internet is public, like cybercafes.
"The French government has come up with some interesting suggestions for this," O'Brien says. "One was that anybody who has an open WiFi network should just shut it down — or only allow a certain white list of Web sites for people to visit."
O'Brien says he is surprised that the home of liberty, France, is the first country to implement laws he describes as draconian. He's not alone: Sixty percent of French citizens oppose the rule. Predictably, they have begun manning the cyberbarricades.
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Two weeks ago I busted my chin up in a firefight in Afghanistan's Kunar Province, today I'm writing this blog from a cubicle in Washington.
Transitioning from a combat zone back to normalcy can be hard and unpredictable.
I'm not writing about Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder, I'm writing about the transition from combat to a more standard military life, and I'm writing only about my experiences.
After many months deployed, it came down to what seemed to be a rushed transition. I was in Afghanistan one day and Washington the next.
Decompression time did not exist, nor did the time to simply allow my mind to register the fact that I'm no longer in a combat zone. Even the ride home from the airport was off-putting and weird. I spent much of my deployment wishing I was home, however, when I finally got back, It no longer felt like home and I still don't enjoy it. I would be more comfortable and at ease in Afghanistan.
The sights and sounds can drive me crazy, so loud and so busy. I got to a point in combat where I was focused on every sight, sound and smell without realizing it. The normal craziness of DC is too much for me to digest and process. I want to yell at everyone to stop moving and let me register my surroundings.
I deployed as an individual augment and not with a full unit, which I believe makes the transition harder. I went to Afghanistan on my own and returned alone. I don't have a core group of guys to talk to about the deployment and shared experiences. I tend to walk around in a daze. I've had trouble focusing at work; my mind drifts off to combat related memories or horrors.
I've struggled with vivid nightmares and dreams since I returned, even as I write this, certain memories pop in my head. I get angered much easier than before I left. I don't like people walking behind me, I find myself slowing down to let them pass or just turning around to put eyes on what's going on. I like sitting where I can see the door or lookout a window.
I was out for dinner my first full day back and a helicopter flew by, I began looking around for my weapon, kevlar and flak jacket because my mind was certain the bird was landing and I needed to get on it. Just a few days ago I was at a funeral and when the 21 gun salute began, I jumped to the sky and then just about hit the deck. It's these sights, sounds and dreams that play with my head.
I did sit down with a counselor a few days ago, and if my problems remain over the next few months then maybe I have longer term issues to deal with. I don't think this will be the case, I think it's natural to feel this way immediately after returning.
I did a video blog while I was deployed, so my family could see me, know I was ok, and see what I was doing. However, before too long, the blog became my escape — my way to talk about my experiences and ease my own mind.
Watch The Afghan Blog by Cpl. Bryan Lett.
In my two weeks back I found just talking openly about these issues can go a long way and remind you that you're not alone. Many, many Marines have deployed and dealt with what I am dealing with now. Ways to deal with these emotions and feelings vary individual to individual. The gym has been a place of refuge for me. No one talks to me, no one bothers me, I can just escape and let my frustration out.
I would strongly urge any service member dealing with similar feelings to be open. Talk to people about the way you feel, and find activities that help you, whether it's the gym or just hanging around friends. Don't try and get through it on your own.
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It's been working fine, but just got this;
Fatal error: Call to a member function on a non-object in /home/--path--/T2/hacks/waypath2.php on line 39
It's been working fine, but just got this;
Fatal error: Call to a member function on a non-object in /home/--path--/T2/hacks/waypath2.php on line 39
i came here for this as dinki is not replying on IRC. :)
happening with me and on LL's blog too...
removed the statement from the blog for now! :p
uh oh, this doesn't sound good. i hope it doesn't happen on my blog. scripts aren't known to just stop working are they?
if waypath changes its architechture what does a script do on ur blog... :O(
It's working again this morning ..... must have been temp glitch.
:) Sorry guys, been crazy donkey busy! Glad to see it started working again. I should write a little caching system for this hack which would prevent this problem.
yeah u have promised a service online checker for so long... :O)
but nothing till now... dammit. :P
Is there a bbcode function actually in waypath ? I've not got one...
<?php if ($name != '') {echo waypath(return_content());}?>
the error comes if i add this code to the template...
Oh .... In my index.php, I have this code:
and in wp-comments.php, I have this as the last lines:
<?php } ?>
<?php echo waypath(return_content());?>
<?php // if you delete this the sky will fall on your head
I use popup and full comments, with the fullcomments being linked with the Waypath link as above.
Wherever you put this function:
function return_content
please find it and remove these lines:
$content = convert_bbcode($content);
$content = convert_gmcode($content);
looks to be working thanks! :)
i am having a problem i believe at the function level... for when i insert the statement:
print $msg;
i simply get:
printed on my page... also i have put this in my-hacks.php and followed the instructions i've read, also reading several threads.
any ideas?
Just updated to the latest beta (1.2RC1 14/5)
I had the error that Sushubh had regarding the convert stuff, so I deleted those lines.
Now I get:
"Fatal error: Cannot instantiate non-existent class: xmlrpc_client in /home/--path--/html/T2/hacks/waypath2.php on line 20"
(Not complaining, just mentioning it :) )
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Learning Goal: Tounderstand the application of the general harmonic equation to thekinematics of a spring oscillator.
One end of a spring with springconstant is attached to the wall. The other end is attached to a block ofmass .The block rests on a frictionless horizontal surface. Theequilibrium position of the left side of the block is defined to be. The length of the relaxed spring is . (Intro 1 figure)
The block is slowly pulled from
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The goal is to determine theposition of the block as a function of time in terms of and .
It is known that a generalsolution for the displacement from equilibrium of a harmonicoscillator is
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Strawberry Lemon Trifle
|Instant vanilla pudding
|3 1⁄2 Ounce (1 Package)
|Skim milk
|1 3⁄4 Cup (28 tbs)
|12 Ounce, flavored
|Angel food cake
|1 Quart, rinsed
|1 Cup (16 tbs), toasted
1) As per the directions on the package, make the vanilla pudding with 1 ¾ cups skim milk.
2) Once the pudding has thickened, add the yogurt and stir till the ingredients have blended well.
3) Cut the angel food cake into cubes of 1-inch each.
4) In order to assemble the trifle, on the bottom of a deep glass bowl, place 1/3rd of the cake cubes.
5) Over the cake, spread 1/3rd of the pudding mixture.
6) Repeat the cake, pudding and strawberries layers about 2 more times, till the ingredients are all used up.
7) Sprinkle sliced toasted almonds all over and serve the trifle at room temperature or chilled as a dessert.
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Serving size: Complete recipe
Calories 2023 Calories from Fat 747
% Daily Value*
Total Fat 88 g136.1%
Saturated Fat 13.5 g67.6%
Trans Fat 0 g
Cholesterol 58.9 mg19.6%
Sodium 2031.7 mg84.7%
Total Carbohydrates 268 g89.4%
Dietary Fiber 36.4 g145.5%
Sugars 180.5 g
Protein 65 g129.4%
Vitamin A 9.6% Vitamin C 936.8%
Calcium 145.2% Iron 53%
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Naomi Watts in Citizens of Humanity Skyler Boyfriend Jeans in Legacy
Photographed while leaving Brentwood Country Mart, Naomi Watts wore a pair of Citizens of Humanity Skyler boyfriend jeans in Legacy with a sweater, blazer, and oxford shoes.
Naomi has been seen out in boyfriend style jeans quite a bit as of late, she's worn both this pair and her Goldsign His jeans. I would love to see her mix it up and try a straighter leg silhouette which would look nice paired with the layers that she's wearing here. You can buy Citizens of Humanity jeans online from Shopbop.com.
Diogo Morgado in Citizens of Humanity Core Jeans in Dunstan
While promoting his latest film, Son of God, at the Apple Store in NYC, Diogo Morgado posed for a press shot. Diogo wore a pair of Citizens of Humanity's Core jeans in Dunstan with a cable knit sweater and boots.
I like that these jeans are a bit more of a slimmer fit, it seems as though a lot of male celebrities haven't embraced the more narrow silhouette and are still wearing more boot cut styles. You can buy Citizens of Humanity jeans online from Citizensofhumanity.com.
Denim Review: Citizens of Humanity Rocket Skinny Jeans in Byron Bay
My denim review this week is on the Citizens of Humanity Rocket Skinny Jeans in Byron Bay. I have one of the original Rockets in the Leatherette Black so I knew that I loved the style, but wanted to try them out in a denim wash as well so I could see just how the fit was and how they felt.
Chrissy Teigen in Citizens of Humanity Borderline Jacket in Bauhaus
Posing on the beach, Chrissy Teigen smiled for the cameras while promoting Sports Illustrated's Swim Suit issue. Chrissy wore a Citizens of Humanity Borderline jacket in Bauhaus with a pair of cut off shorts over her bikini.
I really like the wash on this jacket and how it is lighter toward the top of the jacket. It's a great color for spring or summer and I think it'd look nice paired over a floral dress or with a skirt. Hopefully we'll see Chrissy style this in other ways. You can buy Citizens of Humanity online at Citizensofhumanity.com.


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Healing Tip: Wild Cherry Bark for Congestion and Cough
…selection. If respiratory congestion and cough are among your symptoms, I suggest you give wild cherry (Prunus serotina) bark a try. A traditional Native American remedy for cough and colds, wild cherry was widely used in over-the-counter cough syrups until the 1940s. Nowadays, you can find…Read More


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With two days of live music for free from some of the biggest names in dance music and bands, Cardiff's One Big Weekend will surely have you getting out of your seats. On Saturday 13 September, the electronic music will be taking centre stage with an allstar lineup which includes Chemical Brothers, Basement Jaxx, Lottie, Yousef, Seb Fontaine, Sander Kleinenberg, Erick Morillo and Nic Fanciulli. If your into live bands, then Sunday 14 September holds a tasty treat of big names including The Thrills, Kosheen, The Darkness, Starsailor, Dido, Pink and Travis.
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