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Essence.com featured a list of the most underrated "types" that seem to get overlooked in dating. There was a list for men and women, which seemed to outline the many perfectly dateable individuals that get a bad wrap in dating. From the Mamma's boy to the corporate/career woman, the underrated types actually read more like …normal people. You know, humans with imperfections?
I can't honestly say that I haven't overlooked men who are considered underrated. However, I am not all that convinced they would have been interested or a good match for me anyway. I think some single people are drawn to a certain "popular" type but is that who we should end up dating?
If we are all trying to date "the type"who are supposedly in high demand, who do you think is getting ignored? Would you consider yourself the type that is underrated? If so, does it bother you? What (if anything) would you do differently to stand out?
By Wise Diva, Misadventures in Atlanta Dating Blog
April 26th, 2011
5:19 am
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April 26th, 2011
8:34 am
I only overlook the fat, the biotchy and the ugly (Clint Eastwood whistles). Besides that, I'm all for it. VIVA LA COUGARS!
April 26th, 2011
8:35 am
I only overlooked women that overlooked me. LOL
April 26th, 2011
8:37 am
The only people that I have overlooked are the unemployed, the beer gut, the old and creepy and the douche bag. That narrows down my selection list considerably these days.
April 26th, 2011
8:39 am
Ta gotta have hooters, pouty lips and be under 20 lbs. overweight. No rubbing bellies with fat chicks.
April 26th, 2011
8:49 am
I read the article last week and had a good laugh…another filler topic for a slow news day…i was surprised that essence ran that article..lol. I mean really..black women need to get over themselves
April 26th, 2011
9:03 am
Why does this "diva" even have a column, epsecially on the front page?
April 26th, 2011
9:03 am
i agree with you lay in low.. the sistas really need to get REAL!!! i love my Sistas But DAMN!
April 26th, 2011
9:07 am
@lay in low, Black AND white women need to get over themselves. With some of tyhe attitudes I see on this blog, I'm not surprised that the men have such unfavorable views towards women.
"Excuse me, Miss. Could we go out for months and maybe get married? After we get married you can nag me, berate me, redicule me, tell me I'm a pig, tell me my friends are not good for me and fool me by sexing like a porn star while we date only to become a nun and think of it as a chore after the ceremony."
Yeah…..that's the ticket. Swallow the blue pill if you want to stay single and swallow the red one if you want to go to hell.
April 26th, 2011
9:17 am
LMAO..i meet with these date or dont date list…one troubling thing i see now in our community is weight..there are alot of heavy chevy's when i step out on the town…this "she is thick" thing as gone to far…its more troubling to see less black women in the gyms or playing fields..IJS…
@NEO..lol..funny break down..but alot of that no sexing after the ceremony as some to do with the load your lady feels she has to carry…there is alot of bad programming out here..and thats because you are likely to run into a single mother who has been doing all by herself..so its hard to lose that mentality even when coupled up..they still think you going to leave..
April 26th, 2011
9:24 am
I wonder if any married women can elaborate on the "supposedly" diminishing drive after marriage.
Sometimes I think that stems from unresolved issues or probably just physically tired its demaanding raising a family…but I don't think its purposeful like oh yeah when we get married I am going to stop more like probably when we got married I didnt think it would be like this "why did i do this again?"
Food For Thought
April 26th, 2011
9:32 am
@chink..most women…get up…get the kids ready..get themselves ready…make lunchs or give money..drive in traffic to school/daycare…drive in traffice to work…work…battle percieved..haters/boss/job duties/gossip…lunch….more work…drive in traffic…pick up kids…get home…help with homework..clean up…cook dinner…check home work….get kids ready for bed..get selve ready
Man…get up..wash balls…go to work….get off work…go meet up boys for drink or gentlemans club…or any other percieve errand…or maybe..hit the gym…or go play sport..
so when men get home and think there women will perform on them…look at her day…for a man all that is ok i have to do this and i am good..for a woman…all that equates to stress..because from what i was told alot of them dont want to " mess it up" so its undo stress placed on them or they feel the man i not helping enough…its like the more time she gets to run her mouth on the phone to her pals the happier you will be…that means she has elimated a "duty" for girl time…less thats what i learned from my time of marriage
April 26th, 2011
9:37 am
One leg is shorter than the other. I get over looked all the time. I make good money, drive a decent and reliable car, own my home(paid for) and have very little debt. Still, I am single.
April 26th, 2011
9:38 am
@Chink, I even read it in an article on relationships. A study by a German relationship doctor found that after the 4th year in a "secure" (his exact wording), a woman experiences a major drop in testosterone producting and subsequently, libido. Sure there are other factors, but everyone has that. And it made no differentialtion between having or nor having kids. They just do. Maybe that's why we are boucing off the walls while we date, because there's the possibility that he could break it off and that would be that. Once the marriage is done, that threat drops a lot because of the legal and financial rammifications.
April 26th, 2011
9:42 am
The weight…..yeah. I don't mind a few extra pounds. What I dislike is the deceit of the weight issue. When they say "I'm big boned"….Yeah….and there is a lot of meat on them bones…..Looks like most of them bones ended up in your rear end…..I'm guessing they are crushed by now.
If you're overweight, admit it. We will know it the moment we see you. If it bothers you, loose the weight.
April 26th, 2011
9:42 am
@lay in low, that's not the case these days, I did most of the laundry, damn near all of the cooking, I woke up before my wife did, got the kids ready, then took a cup of coffee up to my wife so she could wake up and go to her job. When I came home from work around 6:30, all she did was sit in the recliner and watch TV while complaining of how tired she was. Mean while I played with the dog, the kids, clean the kitchen (I normally, but not always, made the dinner, too). She was in bed at 9 and the cycle repeated itself. The days of the woman doing the housework and all of the child rearing has long sense been gone. I can attest to that.
April 26th, 2011
9:43 am
As the "fat" guy who usually gets overlooked, I learned very early on that physical attraction is only worth so much. A woman can be the most strikingly beautiful person you have ever seen, but if her personality is utter garbage, or if she is (for lack of a better phrase) dumber than a bag of hammers, there won't be much there.
Then again, I consider myself blessed. Yeah, like I said, I'm the "fat" guy. But I'm dating the most beautiful, smart, funny lady I know.
April 26th, 2011
9:43 am
I don't think I am overlooked. I gain the eye of plenty of men. I have learned that I need to stop being so picky and look for the core qualities of a person. I'm trying…it's a work in progress. I am becoming more open minded though and the dating has really opened up a lot.
April 26th, 2011
9:46 am
I don't really get this topic, so I will be lurking (as usual).
Especially when the women bashers are out.
April 26th, 2011
9:48 am
I was NOT the husband that just worked and came home. I wasn't gonna be the guy that got put on Oprah with 90,000 women raining fire on him for being worthless. If I see another article to the slant that women think that a man doing housework is sexy, I'm gonna throw up. All it did was raise the bar for me and it was EXPECTED of me to do what I had been doing. Before marriage, we did it damn near every other day. We went on our honeymoon in Grand Caymen for a week and we had sex ONCE while there. It only got worse from then on out. So I filed after 7 years and asked if we could be done with this in a couple of hours.
April 26th, 2011
9:49 am
Lay in low..
Stop with teh BS excuses…if there is a legit desire to make sure your intimate life stays strong, then one should be willing to put forth a consistant effort to make it happen. thast not to say that life does not happen and things do not get in the way, but the dyed inthe wool lame, played out ecuses that you gave in your 9:32 will only result in you being "38 hot" when you find out your guy was hitting down the street because you built in excuses to lay down on that wifely duty….
April 26th, 2011
9:55 am
Morning all -
I'm tall, thin, black, outgoing, and employed. I think it's natural for me to date guys who bring the same thing to the table as I do (tall, fit, black, outgoing, employed).
Yes, I have overlooked the under 5′5″ guys. I mean 6 inches shorter, without heels?! And truth be told bite sized men aren't trying to date me either.
But in recent times, I am considering the introverted guys and the guys with man boobs. An unemployed, non-black, the mama's boys and the too young/too told guys would really have to be special. But it's possible.
I think most people start to evaluate their dating choices once they stop getting dates or keep dating losers. I'm not quite there yet. LOL
I've dated the "no flava, the long distance and the cave man guy before.
April 26th, 2011
9:57 am
Wow…I just read the women's list and tall women were the first topic! I didn't know so many guys were opposed to dating us.
April 26th, 2011
10:00 am
can't open the article w/o freezing my lap, so i'll have to rely on blog comments to follow what it says. first thing that comes to my mind is who is doing the "overlooking"? are we implying that a physically fit person is overlooking someone who is overweight? or that a corporate exec is overlooking a cashier? i think those things are common and understandable. but if one overweight exec overlooks another because of the other person's weight issue, now that's an interesting situation. s/o and i were talking about the automatic perception if you see an attractive or younger woman with an unattractive or older man vs. the reverse. we make different assumptions in each case.
i like Amia's comment. i like that you're making an effort to see something deeper. but i ask, are you completely disregarding physical appearance in order to get to know a person's core? or is it still the aesthetics that makes you want to know more about him?
Hi Simple! Hi Red! C'mon back Roni
Red, did you know the guy had no flava or was a neanderthal BEFORE you really got to know them though? did they initially seem like your usual fit?
April 26th, 2011
10:00 am
Under 5′5 – um, yeah…no.
Introverted Guys – Are not as quiet as they think they are. TheDude *could* be described as introverted, but those who know him, know better.
No Flava – Flava is in the eye of the beholder.
Non-Black – been there, done that, got the t-shirt.
Momma's boys – well, it depends. If he has a healthy respect for his momma and treats her well, that's one thing. If his momma is still picking out the clothes that he wears to work, RUN! FAST!
Long Distance – no thanks.
Unemployed – seriously?!?
Too Young/Too Old – To each his own, TheDude is five years younger than me, but who cares?
Man-Boobs – This *used* to be a disqualifier, but I learned better. However, obesity is not sexy, nor is it healthy and I will take a pass on that.
Cave-Man – Um, yeah…no, don't know how they'd get pass "Hello" with THAT description. Ain't no-damn-body desperate around here.
April 26th, 2011
10:01 am
@neo…dayum homies…you had a lazy one…
April 26th, 2011
10:07 am
@simple..no excuse..just things women say to justifiy there lack of drive..
@ared…i like taller women…my cut off is 5′7….i like them 5′7 and up..
@SC..sup sis
April 26th, 2011
10:07 am
Ms. Jr. Booty. Ms. Over 35. That would be me. (lol)
April 26th, 2011
10:08 am
I saw this list and immediately concluded that whoever wrote it has lost theit damn mind. Continue to send the message that folks should settle. way to go, Essence
April 26th, 2011
10:08 am
LIL – hey, you…
April 26th, 2011
10:09 am
April 26th, 2011
10:10 am
Do any other subscribers feel some kind of way about Wendy Williams being on the cover?
April 26th, 2011
10:12 am
Yeah, like I said, I'm the "fat" guy. But I'm dating the most beautiful, smart, funny lady I know
April 26th, 2011
10:13 am
I totally agree with you. I am up first, get both kids ready and fed, and make the coffee for both of us. Drive both to school…my wife gets up, gets herself ready…just goes to work.
She picks the kids up, complains about how I get home late (I get to work well after her as I go in late because I drop off the kids) and about how she has to make dinner. (Yeah…she cooks..I clean up every night).
After cleaning up the kitchen..I give the kids baths..(yeah me!) and put them to bed. Wifey..sits and watches tv. She does do laundry…I do all of the yardwork.
So whats up with the no bedroom olympics? She is tired. From what?
Too me its all excuses. Woman complain that they cannot find a good man. They get one and do nothing with him.
Neo speaks the truth…I am sure there are other that will concur…
April 26th, 2011
10:15 am
Red, did you know the guy had no flava or was a neanderthal BEFORE you really got to know them though? did they initially seem like your usual fit?
czBrat – I like corny dudes, so yeah, I knew he didn't have "flava."
As for the cave man dudes…there is only so much I will tolerate, but as you know, I'm a pistol BUT a traditional woman, so cave man can work for me.
April 26th, 2011
10:16 am
@ared…i like taller women…my cut off is 5′7….i like them 5′7 and up..
lay in low – There are "taller" women, who are 5′7 and then there are actual TALL women, like me who are 5′11 in flats. A lot of guys think they are cool with it, until I want to wear my 4 inch heels and then the comments start.
April 26th, 2011
10:18 am
As for underrated singles..
My brother in law… Owns his own business, drives a lexus, owns his own home. Former athlete…still in good shape. Good looking dude…cannot find a good woman. As soon as they find out all of the above qualities…its buy me this, buy me that..let me move in.
I feel bad for guys who do have alot going for themselves. Seems today there are to many gold diggers and not enough every day diamonds to choose from.
The guys that seem to get the best woman are the jerks. This then turns women into crazies…because after making their bad choices in men they take it out on the real every day underrated types.
April 26th, 2011
10:21 am
-gotta be over 5′4″
-gotta be employed
-no fatties
-no pissy attitude
-no chip on her shoulder about MEN
-likes to dance
-is active. No couch potatoes unless we are on the couch with your ankles on my shoulders.
-no "I'm always right and you're always wrong". We can discuss and debate, but the door swings both ways
-no devil worshippers
-no drug users or sellers
-you must have all of your fingers, toes and both eyes
did I leave out anything?
April 26th, 2011
10:22 am
My brother in law… Owns his own business, drives a lexus, owns his own home. Former athlete…still in good shape. Good looking dude…cannot find a good woman. As soon as they find out all of the above qualities…its buy me this, buy me that..let me move in.
Morris – There is something about the woman he pursues then. How soon does he allow all these women to "find" out these things? Sounds like he's leading with that.
I'm a grounded woman and I've never been on that "buy" me tip. But I'm also understated, I don't rock the designer purses and shoes, but a lot of guys who CLAIM they don't want gold diggers, are.
April 26th, 2011
10:22 am
@neo/morris…yeah dude i experienced that before and to make a long story short…they are just lazy as hell. Thats my only fear getting with another lazy arse chick
April 26th, 2011
10:24 am
Morning Gang!
I'll probably lurk on this one. If you're overlooked, get out more. I really don't know what to tell you.
And what's with all these beyotching dudes on here today? I see why nobody wants you with your tired attitudes! Probably short and fat.
April 26th, 2011
10:24 am
April 26th, 2011
10:25 am
morris, i certainly cannot speak to whether or not you're getting enough of a workout, but out of curiosity what does wifey do? is it possible her work is, in fact, exhausting?
@ SC. what the heck is a Ms. Jr. Booty???
'traditional pistol' … i relate very well. after about 6-8 months with s/o i had to tell him to stop handling me with kid gloves and go ahead and let his inner
thug beast out, otherwise i'd quickly get bored and step all over him.
April 26th, 2011
10:27 am
czB – Straight from the article –
"Long before Nicki Minaj, Kim Kardashian and Beyonce, men have appreciated an ample derrière. Since the beginning of time, a woman with a larger back was viewed as feminine and beautiful. But before you invest in butt implants or make a smaller investment in the Booty Pop (on sale at Target for only $20… yes, I had to research that), know that men DO have love for the ladies with a Jr. Booty. Remember, it's all about proportion — as long as your hip to waist ratio is 70% or less (divide your waist measurement by your hip measurement to determine), you have a figure that will make most men look twice."
April 26th, 2011
10:27 am
Ok, someone explain this to me – if I'm successful, in-shape, sophisticated, fun and have a good sense of humor, but I'm only 5′5″, you'd rather date a guy who is 6 feet and out of shape, neolithic or unemployed?
Just saying, I've done the best with what I have. I'm not going to try out for the Hawks anytime soon, but I'd really like to think that women – at least the ones worth dating – aren't that shallow.
April 26th, 2011
10:33 am
Dang Neo… They must have cloned your wife!! She now lives in my house, except this version refuses to even get a job (cook, clean or "perform") after children and 12 years! I guess that is why our divorce and child support is set so high in Georgia, just because the government does not want another on the welfare rolls when you get rid of her. Day of reckoning is approaching when children get older though.
April 26th, 2011
10:34 am
czbrat, We all have jobs that tire us out. Unless you are training for the Olympics all day, working out at the gym all day or working at the loading docks, the job is just that, the job. Sounds like the excuse machine is getting cranked up. We are ALL tired after work, but does that mean you go into shut down mode as soon as you walk in the door? I don't and I think any man that does the "shut down" as soon as he walks in the door needs a 2 x 4 upside his head as well.
April 26th, 2011
10:35 am
CzBrat…wifey is a pencil pusher..in the office all day.
April 26th, 2011
10:36 am
if I'm successful, in-shape, sophisticated, fun and have a good sense of humor, but I'm only 5′5″, you'd rather date a guy who is 6 feet and out of shape, neolithic or unemployed?
Short guy – Wrong question to ask. Because if you have all that at 5′5″ it's usually not difficult to find that with a guy who is 6′5…or 6′ at least.
April 26th, 2011
10:38 am
AmazonRed…my brother in law is one of the most down to earth guys out there. Not flashy. Just a dude you would probably see in the mall or on the street. He does not put his business out on there…he always says..we meet, date for a while. She gets to know me, what I do..next thing you know she's trying to run my pockets. Then she has got to go…


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Nov. 20, 2012, 1:36 p.m. CST
by rapscallion86
Nov. 20, 2012, 1:38 p.m. CST
That logo actually looks pretty cool. Uh.uhh, I mean, fuck this movie!
by kidicarus
Nov. 20, 2012, 1:38 p.m. CST
by jimbojones123
Hope it is fun too. Not just jump out the seat/gore stuff.
Nov. 20, 2012, 1:41 p.m. CST
Evacuation com... com... com... Evacuation complete.
by Polyphenus
Standing at a urinal...? Looks like the post-unfreezing scene in Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery.
Nov. 20, 2012, 1:42 p.m. CST
Let's remake one of the only horror
by SQUIDDLY
films with a male lead and replace with a female lead and make it like every other horror film. And make the demons look shit/not scary aswell.
Nov. 20, 2012, 1:43 p.m. CST
still not as pretentious as LADY IN THE WATER
by Spandau Belly
casting yourself as a messiah still trumps all.
Nov. 20, 2012, 1:44 p.m. CST
People who want the remake to be just like the original
by DrGogol
are idiots. Why would you want them to make it exactly like the original. That movie already exists. Give me something new.
Nov. 20, 2012, 1:45 p.m. CST
Kind of old school
by rev_skarekroe
That's the sort of brag they would put on ads for grindhouse horror movies in the '70s like "Don't Go Into The Basement" or whatever.
Nov. 20, 2012, 1:48 p.m. CST
by Darth Busey
Nov. 20, 2012, 1:49 p.m. CST
so the first one was good because of its rule-breaking indy-ness. the second two good because they were funny.
by Stephen
and here we have.... neither.
Nov. 20, 2012, 1:53 p.m. CST
Is the lead's name seriously "Ashley"?
by TopHat
Ashley. Do you realize that THE EVIL DEAD movies are the only well-known horror films that have a MALE hero? Ashley.
Nov. 20, 2012, 1:55 p.m. CST
So what will the sequel to the Evil Dead remake say about itself, "The Second Most Terrifying Movie You Will Ever Experience Because We Made A Ridiculouse Claim For The First Film That We Cannot Take Back"
by 77AD
Nov. 20, 2012, 1:55 p.m. CST
by elsewhere
Nov. 20, 2012, 1:55 p.m. CST
Most terrifying? Go suck on my Boomstick.
by elmo
Nov. 20, 2012, 1:57 p.m. CST
Evil Dead 4 : Consequences was more exciting than this :(
by Gorgomel
Nov. 20, 2012, 1:59 p.m. CST
Well, I guess you can't scientifically disprove that statement...
by jimmy_009
They got us on a technicality.
Nov. 20, 2012, 1:59 p.m. CST
they replaced the chainsaw cutting hand scene and turned it into an electric.turkey carver
by len
Nov. 20, 2012, 2 p.m. CST
i actually have no beef with the tagline. it harkens back to the old days of "keep repeating it's only a movie it's only a movie"
by Stephen
but the poster itself is modern butt ass mediocrity
Nov. 20, 2012, 2 p.m. CST
who the fuck has an electri turkey carver in a fucking cabin. and what the whiney bitch lead cant carry one...
by len
Nov. 20, 2012, 2:01 p.m. CST
The lead in the new film is NOT named Ashley
by slone13
It's Mia
Nov. 20, 2012, 2:01 p.m. CST
stupid fucking remake ruinning the original
by len
Nov. 20, 2012, 2:01 p.m. CST
stupid fucking remake ruinning the original
by len
Nov. 20, 2012, 2:02 p.m. CST
A female Ash and generic demons with human eyes?
by frank
Nov. 20, 2012, 2:03 p.m. CST
chainsaws are better then electric turkey carvers... its so freaking bad that even the abcs of death do it too. Lame
by len
Nov. 20, 2012, 2:07 p.m. CST
It doesn't matter what the female lead's name actually is...
by TopHat
From hence forth it shall be "Ashley". They have replaced the ONLY male hero in a major horror series... ...in the name of equality.
Nov. 20, 2012, 2:07 p.m. CST
Trailer is running in South America
by Carmen A
Saw a redband trailer in South America, it's very, very bloody. Blood spattering all over camera, girl licking knife to the point of her cutting her own tongue in half, and a LOT more. I never saw the original movie, so I don't know the connection. This one looks like pure splatter horror, but with ghosts doing the splattering rather than a Jason type killer. The trailer I saw seemed different than the one floating around in the US but I could be wrong. But WOW is it gory.
Nov. 20, 2012, 2:08 p.m. CST
I'm sure it IS terrifying in how awful it is.
by Mel
Nov. 20, 2012, 2:08 p.m. CST
More frightening than Mae West in "Sextette?"
by Smerdyakov
I think not.
Nov. 20, 2012, 2:11 p.m. CST
re: "Don't believe it... show up with your wallet and prove that marketing department wrong."
by jim
Or I could check out the reviews of a few critics I usually agree with. If they all disagree with said statement, that's good enough for me.
Nov. 20, 2012, 2:16 p.m. CST
by fat_rancor_keeper
well if they say so! I'LL TAKE 500 TICKETS PLEAZE!
Nov. 20, 2012, 2:20 p.m. CST
Recent election?
by Carmen A
I love Kidd, but these movie geeks really need to stop injecting politics into their stuff. To suggest that politicians have only started making bogus claims since 2011 is just grossly uninformed about the most basics of human history. Do some Googling (beyond "Read My Lips, no New Taxes" even if that is a classic) and you'll find Jefferson, Adams, Lincoln were all guilty of this. And that's just in the USA.
Nov. 20, 2012, 2:38 p.m. CST
If that marketing ploy works than we're doomed for more garbage with bold statements.
by Wcwlkr
Look that's part of why I hated Avatar so much. The tv trailers "The Greatest Action Film Of All Time" that claim had me amped. Than I saw it and was like what the hell Fern Gully 2 meets Dances With Wolves this movie sucked massive ass.
Nov. 20, 2012, 2:40 p.m. CST
This is the worst hyperbole in 10,000 years!
by MrWug
Nov. 20, 2012, 2:47 p.m. CST
Tyler Perry can learn from this - "THE BLACKEST MOVIE YOU WILL EVER SEE!"
by Mel
Nov. 20, 2012, 2:58 p.m. CST
Is bruce campbell the main lead?
by Shangatron
Nov. 20, 2012, 2:58 p.m. CST
Looks cool. Really hope this will be great. I will be first in line, fuckers. I am a Deadite since 1984!
by MariusXe
Nov. 20, 2012, 3 p.m. CST
Wasn't the first one a slow burner, in terms of audience response? I'll wait for W.O.M....
by scrote
Nov. 20, 2012, 3:08 p.m. CST
Yeah, good for them, they've got your money no matter what! KIDD YOU'RE A CLUELESS MONGREL TWAT AND YOUR WRITING SUCKS
by golden tribw
Nov. 20, 2012, 3:09 p.m. CST
Another remake still waiting on a Gigli remake.
by Jon
Team Lopez
Nov. 20, 2012, 3:17 p.m. CST
I think the poster looks fine.
by bubcus
If it is a 2 minute Photoshop job, sure, I don't really care. I'd like to at least see a trailer before I pass judgment.
Nov. 20, 2012, 3:19 p.m. CST
How about a Sex and the City 2 reimagining?
by kindofabigdeal
In the conclusion Sarah Jessica Parker marries Seabiscuit.
Nov. 20, 2012, 3:19 p.m. CST
The original EVIL DEAD did the exact same thing
by D.Vader
Let's not act like this is some brazen move here...
Nov. 20, 2012, 3:20 p.m. CST
Hopped onto YouTube to watch the Red Band trailer...
by bubcus
...looks fine to me.
Nov. 20, 2012, 3:22 p.m. CST
...but is it better than 'Cats'?
by Bill C.
Nov. 20, 2012, 3:28 p.m. CST
Oh yes it's much scarier now they've taken "THE" out of the title and
by Torben
told us it will be terryfying yeah right, im now truly shitting myself in anticipation for a great disappointment lets hope they keep in the psychic card reading demon bit that was a memory to fear when your only 13...
Nov. 20, 2012, 3:34 p.m. CST
It was much better than "Cats". I'm going to see it again and again...
by D.Vader
Nov. 20, 2012, 3:38 p.m. CST
The Ultimate Experience in Grueling Terror.
by Deceased Fan
BIG difference... No?
Nov. 20, 2012, 3:40 p.m. CST
The girl in the poster looks like...
by buggerbugger
...she's really upset that the 'Twilight' series has finally come to an end.
Nov. 20, 2012, 3:43 p.m. CST
The most terrifying film you will never experience in eye popping 3D
by Torben
Nov. 20, 2012, 3:43 p.m. CST
redshirt24 10pts. dvades +1
by Deceased Fan
Nov. 20, 2012, 3:50 p.m. CST
How long until we get a Saw remake?
by kindofabigdeal
Nov. 20, 2012, 3:51 p.m. CST
The statement is good, but the poster is too white. Next one in black, and with the letters in red should be much better... I think.
by kim
Nov. 20, 2012, 3:52 p.m. CST
kindofabigdeal we'll get a Saw Returns before we get a remake
by Stephen
like a Wes Craven's new nightmare kinda thing.
Nov. 20, 2012, 3:52 p.m. CST
Male Heroes In Horror
by The Chalk Outline
Jesus Christ, there is a definite lack of Phantasm fans here. I suppose it's not a major horror series, but it fucking well should be. Also, plenty of male heroes in stand alone horror films or single entries in a series. That is all. Back to business.
Nov. 20, 2012, 4:10 p.m. CST
More terrifying than SHOWGIRLS? I doubt it
by DementedCaver
Nov. 20, 2012, 4:15 p.m. CST
Oh no! The hero of this movie is a GIRL!
by rev_skarekroe
Girls are icky! I'm going to get cooties just watching it!
Nov. 20, 2012, 4:15 p.m. CST
Sorry, you JUST missed the boat, the last Twilight just came out...
by Flames gotta Eat
Nothing more terrifying than the popularity of that series :)
Nov. 20, 2012, 4:24 p.m. CST
Everyone saying Ashley fails.
by Mystery Roach
Ash was always short for Ashley.
Nov. 20, 2012, 4:29 p.m. CST
Ashley, Ashley, Ashley
by TopHat
Its just a remake! So what if its a girl! I'm better than you for accepting this! I'm a good boy! I'm a good boy.
Nov. 20, 2012, 4:35 p.m. CST
Evokes feel of original beta cover. Just watched evil dead 2. Fuck it show me something. Got nothing better to do than slurp up whatever they fling at me to grab with my thumbless mitt
by UltraTron
Nov. 20, 2012, 4:36 p.m. CST
by Skankardly
People who want the remake to be just like the original are idiots. Why would you want them to make it exactly like the original. That movie already exists. Give me something new.
Nov. 20, 2012, 4:39 p.m. CST
Evil Dead: The Day The Depends Failed
by openthepodbaydoorshal
Nov. 20, 2012, 4:40 p.m. CST
Re: Saw, et all...Seen the trailer for The Collection? Looks like Saw revisited....
by openthepodbaydoorshal
Nov. 20, 2012, 4:41 p.m. CST
a new vision from the producers who sold out...
by Darkness
Was it really necessary?
Nov. 20, 2012, 4:43 p.m. CST
this whole movie was handled wrong. whiney bitch lead cant even cut her hand off with a chainsaw
by len
Nov. 20, 2012, 4:46 p.m. CST
instead its an electric turkey carver. fucking lame.
by len
Nov. 20, 2012, 4:47 p.m. CST
who the hell has a electric turkey carver in a fucking cabin
by len
Nov. 20, 2012, 4:47 p.m. CST
gas powered chainsaw.... this remake is going to suck and i hope this Mia bitch is going to die fucking first
by len
Nov. 20, 2012, 4:49 p.m. CST
"The Most Terrifying film you will ever experience". Sure, I knew it was going to suck but to be so open about it takes balls.
by Bradly Durant
Nov. 20, 2012, 4:51 p.m. CST
I just meant that Bruce's character WAS named Ashely, which a lot of people here seem to have forgotten.
by Mystery Roach
Anyway, he's too old to continue the series proper now and you aren't going to capture that kind of greatness again, so I couldn't care less that the lead is a girl. The only female that worries me in regards to this movie is Diablo Cody. I'd be a lot more interested if her name wasn't on the script.
Nov. 20, 2012, 4:59 p.m. CST
Fede Alvarez's about to make you his bitch.
by Bill C.
Suck it down (tm). Yes, I'm going for bonus points. Sue me.
Nov. 20, 2012, 5:13 p.m. CST
Wow, if you histrionic douchebags flap your wrists any harder you'll take off.
by Happyfat73
You'd fucking swear that the producers of this film ran over your bikes as they where running away with your Mums.

 Well guess what.... they didn't.

 I did.
Nov. 20, 2012, 5:28 p.m. CST
Re electric turkey carver: You'd have one if you spent your Thanksgiving in a cabin in the woods.
by kindofabigdeal
Of course what good would it do you against the merman?
Nov. 20, 2012, 5:30 p.m. CST
Why Spring instead of Halloween?
by SithMenace
Nothing about Spring says horror movie to me.
Nov. 20, 2012, 5:35 p.m. CST
'It will fuck you up for life' - Richard Roeper
by j
Nov. 20, 2012, 5:38 p.m. CST
by Emperor_was_a_jerk
Could be great. Could suck. Could be just okay n Only one way to find out for sure. See the damn thing.
Nov. 20, 2012, 5:41 p.m. CST
Looks like she just got raped by a tree.
by BooCocky
Nov. 20, 2012, 5:44 p.m. CST
by Kabukiman
NOBODY in The Evil Dead cuts his arm off in the original movie. ASH is NOT the lead in the original movie. He only becomes the lead when he's the last one left. He is just one of a group. And IN THE FUCKING TRAILER we can see that the "whiny bitch" isn't the lead because very, very, very clearly she is the first one to be possessed. And the tagline is a play off of the original's tagline "The Ultimate Experience is Gruelling Horror". Fucking retards.
Nov. 20, 2012, 5:53 p.m. CST
Didn't Meet The Fockers make the same claim?
by SenatorJeffersonSmith
Nov. 20, 2012, 5:58 p.m. CST
Headline is straight from REDDIT
by Player01
The Kid - ripping off 'journalism' from Reddit now. This site has really, really gone downhill.
Nov. 20, 2012, 6:10 p.m. CST
I will pass
by PorkChopXpress
The original had its tongue firmly planted in its cheek. This flick looks like a humorless exercise in generic horror that will not satisfy. Nobody will be quoting lines from this flick, years from now...in fact, nobody will even remember it. The original, people will still remember and still watch. This will be the ill-advised remake, yet another cautionary tale that Hollywood will fail to heed, as it steams ahead into creative bankruptcy.
Nov. 20, 2012, 6:13 p.m. CST
Joe vs the Volcano was the most terrifying film I ever experienced.
by J
Nov. 20, 2012, 6:19 p.m. CST
by iampain
yeah- i like it! lets go with that! get marketing on the phone...
Nov. 20, 2012, 6:21 p.m. CST
Kabukiman. it's Terror, not Horror. Big difference.
by Deceased Fan
Well...two letters anyway, but still. :p
Nov. 20, 2012, 6:29 p.m. CST
by Sandy
Well, "Kidd", I do hope you're referring to BOTH sides of the political landscape. Otherwise, you're just as guilty as those you attempt to accuse. There was plenty of truth stretching going on on one side....and plenty of out & out LIES on the other. But hey, it apparently worked. Ah, I'm sure everyone can't wait....higher taxes for everybody, inflation across the board as companies attempt to make up for the higher costs of medical care, fewer doctors because of the new rules and requirements, lower quality care, bureaucrats deciding whether your condition is worth paying for....man, oh, man....what a wonderful sounding life we have ahead of us (sarcastic tone here)! Come on 2016. Oh, by the way...the new Evil Dead will disappoint. Mark my words...
Nov. 20, 2012, 7:53 p.m. CST
the terrifying movie i have ever seen is saving private ryan
by AntonStark
Nov. 20, 2012, 8:10 p.m. CST
Do NOT knock Joe vs. the Volcano, or I will tear out your endocrine system
by Adam D. Kline
Nov. 20, 2012, 8:21 p.m. CST
Fans have nothing to bitch about thus far...
by FadedLineVigil
This remake looks fantastic from what I've seen and I'm an uber fan of the originals. Not sure why people are not digging what's been shown so far...
Nov. 20, 2012, 8:26 p.m. CST
With a poster like that --> guaranteed CRAPFEST!!
by ATARI
Nov. 20, 2012, 8:35 p.m. CST
Needs a digital photoshop piss stream emanating from the cooch onto the evil dead logo
by TheJudger
cause it's bold, and it's saying I am the remake that pisses on glory that is the original.
Nov. 20, 2012, 8:42 p.m. CST
and a bunch of wet frogs under the logo ala E.T. -Cause that chick is totally aping the "I just came" lift and twist with her left leg
by TheJudger
Why were the frogs wet in that scene in E.T.??? I seem to remember them going into those jars dry...
Nov. 20, 2012, 9:24 p.m. CST
I am ready to have fun!!! As a fan of the classic and a non hater of this new concept, I say, BRING IT!!!!
by Matthew Schlotman
Nov. 20, 2012, 9:30 p.m. CST
i am bitching abput the fucking ruined ha.d cutting off scene. SHE the whore uses a turkey carver thats electric. thats dumb
by len
Nov. 20, 2012, 10:42 p.m. CST
fadedlinevigil that's because you're the fucking idiot nobody cares about
by golden tribw
Nov. 21, 2012, 1:27 a.m. CST
That logo is actually kind of old-school. And Ash is short for Ashley.
by Baked
But you kids don't know nothing bout that...with your dark comedy and dancing headless ballerinas....
Nov. 21, 2012, 1:28 a.m. CST
But seriously, the logo's old.
by Baked
Nov. 21, 2012, 1:41 a.m. CST
I can pretty much guarantee you they don't won't have my money.
by Toruk_Makto
That kind of marketing bullshit doesn't even come close to getting me. -trailers -reviews -word of mouth Everything else doesn't mean shit.
Nov. 21, 2012, 1:41 a.m. CST
Just a bad fucking idea all the way around. Chaysus...
by Mike McCutcheon
Nov. 21, 2012, 1:42 a.m. CST
Just a bad fucking idea all the way around. Chaysus...
by Mike McCutcheon
Nov. 21, 2012, 1:42 a.m. CST
Just a bad fucking idea all the way around. Chaysus...
by Mike McCutcheon
Nov. 21, 2012, 3:04 a.m. CST
Doesn't quite match "the ultimate experience in gruelling horror" does it? Fuck me these people are setting themselves up for a fall
by DiamondJoe
Nov. 21, 2012, 3:12 a.m. CST
Except for the Roseanne Barr
by Wheel99
sex tape.
Nov. 21, 2012, 3:45 a.m. CST
by Neil Smith
Nov. 21, 2012, 4:57 a.m. CST
A more convincing tagline:"Prepare Your Anus"
by Bradly Durant
Nov. 21, 2012, 5:01 a.m. CST
This film will rape your cat, kill your hamster and eat your grandmothers feces it's that fucking scary, and yes you will die if you see it alone, in the dark, at night, during a full moon. You will die, die, die...
by Bradly Durant
Nov. 21, 2012, 5:15 a.m. CST
If it's a remake/revamp/revision/whatthefuckever/ it can't be that scary coz we know what happens...
by cameron
Crazy idea i have, if u want to scare people write something new and original.
Nov. 21, 2012, 5:41 a.m. CST
Remake Jonah Hex
by CuervoJones
Don't remake good movies.
Nov. 21, 2012, 6:27 a.m. CST
by NewAndrew
You are a very disturbed person. I giggle at your odd and completely random association between this poster and a scene in ET.
Nov. 21, 2012, 6:35 a.m. CST
by FadedLineVigil
Oh man, I feel so burned by that blind internet nerd rage comment. Ouch.
Nov. 21, 2012, 6:54 a.m. CST
I like the poster
by Azby
hyperbole like this used to be the bread and butter of horror movie advertising - its trashy and fun. For the cynics: To avoid fainting, keep repeating 'Its only a poster...Its only a poster...'
Nov. 21, 2012, 7:19 a.m. CST
The Evil Dead is not the only horror with a male lead
by theyreflockingthisway
There's The Hitcher, The Omen, Final Destination and Saw to name a few.
Nov. 21, 2012, 7:22 a.m. CST
Oh and The Thing
by theyreflockingthisway
Nov. 21, 2012, 8:05 a.m. CST
Re: The EVIL DEAD Remake Tagline
by ArmageddonProductions
... is actually a play on the original's tagline (which you'll find at the end of the original's end credits) "EVIL DEAD: The Ultimate Experience In Terror".
Nov. 21, 2012, 8:52 a.m. CST
by Palando The Blue
Nov. 21, 2012, 9:05 a.m. CST
This just in! : Rapetree got caught!!
by sherlock_junior
Nov. 21, 2012, 9:36 a.m. CST
Don't forget Fright Night has a male lead.
by kindofabigdeal
Nov. 21, 2012, 9:50 a.m. CST
I think the sequel should be called One Two Tree with Hulk Hogan as a zombie
by Chaffro
Swallow this, brother!
Nov. 21, 2012, 10:05 a.m. CST
This movie obviously wants to get its ass kicked! I find this talkback startlingly quote free. Yo, she-bitch! Let's go!
by HarrysNemesis
Nov. 21, 2012, 10:06 a.m. CST
PS stop saying Ash is short for Ashley. That may be but in the previous movies, he says multiple times 'My name is Ash.' He NEVER says, 'My name is Ashley'. FUCK THAT.
by HarrysNemesis
Nov. 21, 2012, 10:26 a.m. CST
Seems very angry compared to completely maniacal...
by Darth Macchio
I think Raimi's is so great not so much for it's somewhat 'tongue & cheek' nature but it's bliss inducing mania. That film is perfectly coherent and utterly crazy. And I love It's like a warm cozy blanket of crazy that doesn't unsettle but yet doesn't cuddle either. This looks like it's the 'angry' version of the film and I'm not so sure that's a bad thing. But - I will miss: Ashe, marionette demons hanging and dancing in mid-air, white eyes, "SWALLOW YOUR SOUL!!!", the batshit crazy floor level long shot zooms, the dead girlfriend body dance party usa scene..... I know some of the above won't be in this and I'm guessing at the rest - but at the risk of being labeled a 'plant', I'm actually curious about seeing this.
Nov. 21, 2012, 10:48 a.m. CST
This doesn't take balls at all
by GulDucati
It's just a straight forward advertising claim.
Nov. 21, 2012, 11:20 a.m. CST
harrysnemesis - Bullshit
by hamjam
His sister calls him Ashley in the first fucking movie.
Nov. 21, 2012, 11:23 a.m. CST
Don't believe it... show up with your wallet and prove that marketing department wrong.
by Odog
er...no. Show up with your wallet and the marketing department won't give a fuck cause you've just shown up with your wallet.
Nov. 21, 2012, 12:07 p.m. CST
AKA "The most terrifying film I will never experience"
by BenBraddock
I already saw THE EVIL DEAD.
Nov. 21, 2012, 12:19 p.m. CST
Torture porn crap... Scary isn't seeing people get cut up and killed in awful ways, the true scare is in the anticipation of the kill and in what we don't see.
by Chris
Nov. 21, 2012, 12:20 p.m. CST
They're possessed by demons! Demons have forked tongues! Let's have a chick slice open her tongue! It will be SCARY... AND ORIGINAL!
by Chris
Nov. 21, 2012, 12:20 p.m. CST
Controversial but...
by Bobthegrinch
I think this looks like it might be good. Raimi and Campbell's involvement has me convinced this isn't a cynical cash grab and I think the trailer looks good. I love Evil Dead 2 is one of my all time favourites and whether this is amazing or crap, it won't change my opinion of the original. I read an interview with the director and I think he came off well and sounded like he has genuine enthusiasm and is trying to make the best film he can with the feel of the original without being a shot for shot remake. There's very little valid criticism of what's been released in this hate fest. A lot of it just seems like hate for the sake of it. I kind of find the smug hateful comments a bit embarassing.
Nov. 21, 2012, 12:22 p.m. CST
by Chris
His name is ASHLEY "ASH" WILLIAMS.
Nov. 21, 2012, 12:42 p.m. CST
This...is my...BROOMSTICK!
by maverick68
Now go sweep the floor, biotch...
Nov. 21, 2012, 3:50 p.m. CST
...you will ever experience (provided that you decide to see it.)
by JackPumpkinhead
Which I'm currently not planning to do.
Nov. 21, 2012, 4:58 p.m. CST
Regardless of how the film turns out, this is old school, classic advertising. Just look at how films were advertised thirty to fifty years ago.
by lonelyspaceman
This film is causing a bizarre uproar which may destroy geek community as we know it forever. ... And for whatever reason, I believe I will enjoy it.
Nov. 21, 2012, 9:11 p.m. CST
Generation stupid
by Luke B
Seems like a lot of you are getting your facts wrong regarding the original and then trash talking the remake which doesn't even come out until next April. Can understand the haters hatin on remakes of some of the best horror the 70's and 80's ever produced, some remakes have been terrible, but maybe hold back the hate on a remake until you actually get to see it. Having the original writer/director (Sam Raimi) actually write the screenplay for the remake should be some kind of indication that this isn't some hack trying to make money of of someone else's idea. Apparently he is making a version of the original that he wanted to make i the first place, but couldn't because of budget restraints and primitive makeup/effects compared with todays movies.
Nov. 21, 2012, 11:18 p.m. CST
Ah crap they've turned this into a chick movie
by chien_sale
Nov. 21, 2012, 11:36 p.m. CST
Yeah, nothing says 'we're doing this one with a straight face' like 'Become a deadite'
by kevred
Running over the same old ground/What have we found/the same old fears/wish Bruce were here...
Nov. 22, 2012, 12:33 a.m. CST
by Kevservo
"THE MOST TERRIFYING FILM YOU WILL EVER SEE". Uh-huh. Why not offer free coffins if the movie scares you to death while they're at it?
Nov. 22, 2012, 12:43 a.m. CST
The misogyny on display here is staggering.
by Happyfat73
No wonder there isn't a woman to be found anywhere on this site. Some of you maladjusted cretins demonstrate a staggering and worrying hatred of women. If you're wondering how the stereotype of the virginal, basement-dwelling geek is still being perpetuated to this day, just go back and read some of the shit written here.
Nov. 22, 2012, 1:52 a.m. CST
by SonnyBonoWigDo
It isn't Raimi scripting this, it's Diablo Cody. Can't get hackier than that.
The poster imagery is tremendously unoriginal; how many times have we seen this image in US and Korean horror/possession films. The Redband trailer . . . makes the film look like a ripoff of Cabin in the Woods. Like, exactly. Sad.
Nov. 22, 2012, 8:04 a.m. CST
Oh right, a subject . . .
by wpreston
Seen it.
Nov. 22, 2012, 11:36 a.m. CST
If you magnify the poster in PS..you can make out the prefix "This is not" before the tagline
by KillaKane
C'mon, they are really reaching with this. Not sold on this one iota, personally I hate the depiction of the possessed, Raimi's were crusty, spasmodic berserkers, the sclera contacts really amped up their creep factor, stark lighting and buckets of rich red kayro blood still kills over this slicker than snot (but hollow) offering.
Nov. 22, 2012, 11:37 a.m. CST
" A Black Rainbow of Terror" - now that's a tagline ;-)
by KillaKane
Nov. 22, 2012, 4:45 p.m. CST
I'm terrified already
by Nintendarth
That this will be horrible. It looks ghastly. The initial trailer is a joke.
Nov. 22, 2012, 9:53 p.m. CST
Ashly Williams
by Love_Gunt
Ashly! Linda! Open up!
Nov. 23, 2012, 10:29 p.m. CST
Scarier than Deliverance? Good luck with that.
by illegal alien vs sexual predator
Nov. 24, 2012, 5:51 a.m. CST
Show me Bruce Campbell or you don't get my money
by slayme
didn't think so. how can you make an Evil Dead movie without Bruce? Why didn't they make Evil Dead 4 instead?!?! Argh.
Nov. 24, 2012, 1:41 p.m. CST
Reserving judgement however I hope it is the most terrifying film I will ever see.......
by Avon
As long as there's a nude demonic granny in there somewhere :))
Nov. 24, 2012, 10:32 p.m. CST
notice how it promises terrifying but instead is just gory
by Nintendarth
Yeah, expect that.
Nov. 24, 2012, 10:34 p.m. CST
Reads like CABIN IN THE WOODS: THE BEGINNINGENING
by Nintendarth
Thanks for fucking up every single horror movie in this genre for all eternity, CABIN IN THE WOODS, and contributing nothing new to the genre but wrecking any hope of anyone taking any movie like this seriously ever again. You rock, CABIN IN THE WOODS!
Nov. 25, 2012, 5:02 a.m. CST
why not just SEQUELS
by Discordio
not even for evil dead in general. i'm a huge fan of all the major horror franchises and i have generally no problem with directions that they eventually take. but when a movie is remaking a film and is aiming to be different and to rename characters and to put their own take on events why not just adapt that story into a sequel! are prequels really that much smarter or entertaining? slap that thing into a sequel, call it Evil Dead colon then some bad ass word and just make it some spinoffy sequel in order to test your bold new direction. that way the studio won't have to pretend it doesn't ever exist if they ever want to backtrack on their mistakes and make a film with their original characters with chainsaw hands.
Nov. 25, 2012, 12:53 p.m. CST
Take everything that was interesting and original in the first trilogy, and remove the fucking lot
by papabendi
Nov. 25, 2012, 8:27 p.m. CST
by Luke B
Sam Raimi & Rodo Sayagues co-wrote the script, Cody rewrote it. Minor detail. Not so hacky. My point was Raimi is heavily involved in the remake of his film so l don't think it will suck when compared to the original.
Nov. 26, 2012, 5:27 a.m. CST
Ash was a goddamn robot! In space only you can smell your farts
by lv_426
That is because you'd be in your spacesuit. Which means your fellow space friends couldn't take a whiff of the air inside your suit. Not unless they have some sort of smell-o-vision in the future.
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Rapport, F.L., Doel, M.A., Hutchings, H.A., Wright, S., Wainwright, P., John, D.N. & Jerzembek, G. S. (2010). Eleven themes of patient-centred professionalism in community pharmacy: Innovative approaches to consulting. International Journal of Pharmacy Practice.(accepted for publication June 2010; details forthcoming).
Byrne, E., Holland, S. & Jerzembek, G. S. (2010). A pilot study on the impact of a home-based parenting intervention: Parents Plus. Child Care in Practice, 16, ( 2 ) 111 – 127.
Rapport, F.L., Jerzembek, G.S., Doel, M.A., Jones, A., Cella, M. & Lloyd, K. R. (2009). Narrating uncertainties about treatment of mental health conditions. Social Psychiatry and Epidemiology (accepted 8th May 2009, online only DOI 10.1007/s00127-009-0072-y).
Rapport, F., Jerzembek, G., Seagrove, A., Hutchings, H., Russell, I., Cheung, W. & Williams, J.G. (2009). Evaluating Innovations in the Delivery and Organization of Endoscopy Services in England and Wales. Qualitative Health Research; doi:10.1177/1049732309354282.
Rapport, F., Doel, M.A., Hutchings, H.A., Jerzembek G.S., John, D.N., Wainwright, P., Dobbs, C., Newbury, S. & Trower, C. (2009). Through the looking glass: public and professional perspectives on patient centred professionalism in modern-day community pharmacy. Forum: Qualitative Social Research, Volume 11, No. 1, Art. 7. January 2010.
Rapport, F.L., Doel, M.A., & Jerzembek, G.S. (2009). Challenges to UK community pharmacy: a bio-photographic study of workspace in relation to professional pharmacy practice. Medical Humanities, 35, 110-117.
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Jerzembek, G.S., Murphy, S., Elliott, E. & Ivinson, G. (2010). Exploring pedagogic approaches in PSE in secondary schools in Wales: Is there scope for using pedagogy to enhance school-based health promotion effectiveness? Poster presented at the 'Embracing the challenges – changing conditions' International Conference and Exhibition 10th and 11th November, Cardiff.
Thorne, K., Cheung, W., Cohen, D., Jerzembek, G.S., Hutchings, H.A., Rapport, F.L., Russell, I.T., Seagrove, A.C., & Williams, J.G. (2008). Method for Aggregating the Reporting of Interventions in Complex Studies (MATRICS). Poster presented at the QUIC AWARD Mixed Methods Conference, 4th December 2008, Swansea.
Rapport, F.L., Seagrove, A.C., Jerzembek, G.S., Hutchings, H.A., Russell, I.T., Cheung, W., Williams, J.G. (2008). New Initiatives in the Delivery and Organisation of Gastrointestinal Endoscopy Services – Focus Groups in England and Wales. Poster presented at the QUIC AWARD Mixed Methods Conference, 4th December 2008, Swansea.
Jerzembek, G.S. (2008). Preventing long-term effects of indirect bullying. Paper presented at the International Forum for Child Welfare (IFCW), Cardiff UK, 30th September 2008.
Jerzembek, G.S., Reed, P., Manogg, G., Bews, M. & Halliday, J. (2008). Predicting risk in occupational drivers: adopting a broader perspective. Poster presented at the BPS Annual conference, Dublin, 2008, further disseminated in the media such as the Western Mail:
Jerzembek, G.S. & Bullen, K.S. (2008). Cross-cultural and cross-generational perceptions of play: informing effective Early Years education in diverse communities. Poster presented at the BPS Annual conference, Dublin, 2008.
Rapport, F.L., Doel, M.A., & Jerzembek, G.S. (2007) Inhabiting Space within Community Pharmacy. Poster presented at the QUIC/ AWARD Conference on 5th December 2007: "It's All in the Mix: Combining Methods Effectively in Health Services Research" and at the BPS Annual Conference, Dublin, 2008.
Bullen, K.S., Jerzembek, G.S. & Watts, K.L. (2007). Mother's educational self-concept and associated involvement in children's educational experience in a low-income urban sample. Poster presented at the BPS Annual Conference, March 2007, York.
Jerzembek, G.S., Cooper, A., King, R., Worth, E.R., Playfoot, D. & Hawthorn, R. (2007). Predicting resilience and exploring well-being: towards an intervention that deals with the consequences of relational aggression. Poster presented at the BPS Annual Conference, March 2007, York.
Jerzembek, G.S. & Bullen, K.S. (2006). Relational bullying and coping in teenagers and adults. Poster presented at the BPS Annual Conference, March 2006, Cardiff.
Bullen, K.S. & Jerzembek, G.S. (2006). Relational bullying in adults and teenagers and how they cope - the way forward. Paper presented at the 5th International Conference Workplace Bullying, June 2006, Dublin
Bullen, K.S., Lee, M.D. & Jerzembek, G.S. (2005). Evaluating enquiry based and collaborative learning in undergraduate teaching. Paper presented at the BPS Educational Conference, November 2005, Durham.


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Overgrown grass and weeds are becoming a growing concern for some Amarillo residents as well as the City of Amarillo. There's no shortage of reasons the City asks property owners to keep their land maintained - to prevent a mosquito or rodent infestation, eliminate fire hazards, and simply for aesthetic reasons. But one local business owner feels the City may not be enforcing its code strictly enough."I always keep my vegetation here nice and clean," said Nabil Dia, owner of Parkview House Bed and Breakfast in Amarillo. But, he added, that's not always the case for his neighbors."Across the street from us are rental, especially on the corner. We are always having trouble with it. We already lost some customers. They pull up and say sorry, we're not going to stay here. We're not comfortable with this place."The City of Amarillo does have a code requiring property owners to maintain their land. Those who violate it will be issued a notice, and then charged for services if it's not addressed."We have inspectors that canvass the city as well as we'll take complaints over the phone," explained Scott McDonald, building official for the City. Dai says he actually reported the property to the City three weeks ago, but still, nothing's been done. "They still have to give them two weeks notice to come back but it's still too long," said Dia. With more than 25,000 city service inspections for overgrowth in the past year, officials said they're just doing their best to keep up."With the volume of work that we have today and the number of contractors the City utilizes is a challenge," added McDonald. "So it may take a week or it may take two weeks for our contractors to get out and maintain or mow that property." A backlog full of weeds that for some, may have grown too high for too long. "If they City doesn't start taking care of some of that then they're not going to run customers off, they're going run me," said Dia. "I'm going to move to some other city where they take care of their residents."The City has actually started leaving bright green door tags out on properties that are "at risk" of violating the code before they actually issue a letter of violation. That address will be noted and then inspectors will check it again after a certain period of time to see if it's been addressed. If the property hasn't been groomed by then, the City will begin its process to have the grass and weeds taken care of.
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Big Sir "Regions" Live from the Bootleg Theater…sort of a bootleg from the Bootleg.
Big Sir and their Fuck Your Laptop, Fuck Your Playback, Fuck Your Drum Machine Tour. Starts at home - Los Angeles - Bootleg Theater, Sunday, Feb 24th with Biceratops.
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Sessions 65: Video Interview with Big Sir in Manchester UK
Lisa Papineau and Juan Alderete take time out to talk with Sessions 65 about the joy and love of making music and about the Big Sir European Tour.
Check out all 3 of the Videos of Big Sir performing Live In Studio for Sessions 65.
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NO TREBLE: Big Sir In Studio Video "Old Blood", "The Ladder" & "Born With A Tear"
Big Sir, the project led by bassist Juan Alderete and vocalist/multi-instrumentalist Lisa Papineau, just wrapped up a nice European tour. Lucky for the rest of us who couldn't make it out, the duo stopped off for a performance at SSR Studios in Manchester for the online show Sessions 65, who made a few nice videos of their performance.
Above is "Old Blood" the 8th track from their latest release, Before Gardens After Gardens. The energetic song is propelled by Alderete's awesome fretless playing while Papineau's ethereal vocals float over top.
Now, here's to hoping the duo make a North American tour!
Big Sir Headline European Spring Tour - Starts April 7th
Big Sir will be touring in Europe starting in Namur, Belgium on April 7th, please always make sure to check directly with venues for start times and exact details.
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Apr 7, 2012 - Namur, (BE) @ Sergent Pepper's
Apr 8, 2012 - Berlin, (DE) @ Spirale Kulturzentrum
Apr 9, 2012 - Hamburg, (DE) @ HafenKlang
Apr 10, 2012 - Solingen, (DE) @ Waldmeister e.V. Raum für Kultur
Apr 11, 2012 - Leipzig, (DE) @ Ilses Erika
Apr 12, 2012 - Munich, (DE) @ Ampere
Apr 13, 2012 - Innsbruck, (AT) @ Los Gurkos
Apr 14, 2012 - Bolzano, (IT) @ Vintola 18
Apr 15, 2012 - Molfetta, (IT) @ Le Macerie
Apr 16, 2012 - Copertino, LE (IT) @ I Sotterranei Arci
Apr 17, 2012 - Rome, (IT) @ Locanda Atlantide
Apr 19, 2012 - Trieste, (IT) @ Etnoblog
Apr 20, 2012 - Rimini, (IT) @ Velvet Club
Apr 21, 2012 - Livorno, (IT) @ The Cage Theatre
Apr 22, 2012 - Milano, (IT) @ La Sacrestia
Apr 24, 2012 - Birmingham, (UK) @ The Birmingham Ballroom / The End
Apr 25, 2012 - Manchester, (UK) @ Sound Control
Apr 26, 2012 - Swansea, WA (UK) @ The Garage
Apr 27, 2012 - Bristol, (UK) @ The Croft
Apr 28, 2012 - London, (UK) @ The Old Blue Last - Binnacle Festival
May 01, 2012- Grenoble, (FR) @ Le Ciel
May 02, 2012- Paris, (FR) @ Le Trianon - Night 1 of 2
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NO TREBLE: Bassist Redefined an Interview with Juan Alderete
Juan Alderete is a man who stays busy. After getting his break with thrash metal outfit Racer X, Alderete now contributes the low-end to progressive rock giants The Mars Volta, whose new album Noctourniquet hit stores this week. The record marks the band's sixth effort anchored by Aldererte, who joined their ranks in 2003.
The Mars Volta 'Noctourniquet'
Additionally, Big Sir released its third album, Before Gardens After Gardens, in early February. The album was created after Alderete and collaborator Lisa Papineau were both diagnosed with serious illnesses: Alderete with polychythemia vera, and Papineau with Multiple Sclerosis. Three weeks before the album was released, Papineau was also diagnosed with cancer.
"I wake up and I thank God every day – and God meaning everybody's God who looks down on me," Alderete said. "I can't believe how fortunate I am to wake up every day and feel good enough to go play music and do what I do."
A veritable gear guru, Alderete is also launching a new website called PedalsAndEffects.com, in which he will give advice on building pedal boards, how different pedals sound, and how to get the best sounds possible out of your effects.
We phoned Alderete at his house the morning after Big Sir played a special in-store concert at Hollywood's legendary Amoeba Records to get the latest from this exciting bass player.
Congratulations on the new Big Sir album, Before Gardens After Gardens. It's a really incredible record.
JA: Thanks! It's something that means so much to me. A lot of people know my band through Mars Volta, but when Lisa [Papineau] and I put this record out, we never thought that Mars Volta fans would get it. We thought we would put it out on Omar [Rodriguez-Lopez]'s label, and it would just sit there, but our other record is jumping in sales because people are finding the new one and liking it, so they check out the old one as well.
I'm not going to say we're a band that's in the black yet, but I anticipate we will be if we continue to promote it and do videos for it. Hopefully if we go on tour, we can continue to get that support to spread our word, and basically our word is that no matter what you're going through, you've gotta keep that dream alive. If you're at a day job and you really want to create something really beautiful in a graphic artist program or something, or you're a photographer and you want to take the most beautiful picture you've ever seen… as long as you have that inspiration, it drives you.
Big Sir Announce Free Instore Performance at Amoeba Hollywood - March 19th
Amoeba Music's MONDAYS IN MARCH series continue on March 19th with a FREE all ages in-store performance and signing with Big Sir. Their new album, Before Gardens, After Gardens, is out now on Rodriguez Lopez Productions / Sargent House.
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Los Angeles Times Feature: Big Sir talks about creating a new album in the face of illness
During 12 years of sonic partnership, vocalist Lisa Papineau and bassist Juan Alderete's mesh of meditative lyrics, electro-inflected boom-bap and prog-jazz has combined fury and philosophy in a way that doesn't have to shout to be heard.
Formed in 1999, their band, Big Sir, brought together the operatic tone of Alderete's fretless bass with Papineau's penchant for soulful restraint. On Feb. 7 the band released "Before Gardens, After Gardens," their first album in six years, via Rodriguez Lopez / Sargent House.
Despite their positive outlook on an album over half a decade in the making, the inspiration it took to make it has taken a serious, very literal toll on their bodies.
Shortly after completing their previous album, "Und Die Scheiße Ändert Sich Immer" in 2006, Papinaeu and Alderete were both diagnosed with life-threatening diseases. Alderete was found to have polycythemia vera, a rare bone marrow disease that makes the body produce too many red blood cells, while Papineau discovered she had multiple sclerosis. And just three weeks before the release of the album, heavily steeped in reflections on life and death, Papineau was also diagnosed with cancer.
Despite their health obstacles, both have been incessantly busy with projects ranging from Alderete's work as the bassist for The Mars Volta to Papineau's solo career and collaborations with artists like Air and M83 and ME & LP with Matt Embree of RX Bandits. But even with so many other projects to occupy their time, both admit that their shared sense of humor, affinity for bass and West Coast gangsta rap creates a bond that keeps them together.
Ahead of Big Sir's gig at Harvelle's in Long Beach on Monday, Papineau and Alderete spoke to Pop & Hiss about crafting their new album and facing mortality head-on.
LA WEEKLY Feature: Big Sir
Big Sir Had Serious Health Scares. So They Made an Album About Life and Death
Six years after the members of Big Sir were forced to confront their mortality head-on, singer-composer Lisa Papineau and bassist Juan Alderete are back with their third album of jazz-prog-electronic jams, Before Gardens, After Gardens.
Right around the time they were finishing their last album Und Die Scheiße Ändert Sich Immer, they both fell ill and were diagnosed with serious diseases. Alderete discovered he had polycythemia vera, a rare bone marrow disease where the body produces too many blood cells, while Papineau was diagnosed with multiple sclerosis. "The bottom fell out," says Papineau. "In the midst of this juncture, Juan dreamed a song, woke up, recorded it and emailed it to me in Paris. He said, 'I know it may be corny to say this, but from now on everything we do really has to make a difference … even if only to us … there's no point any more to do less.'"
Papineau and Alderete were introduced to each other in 1996 through her band Pet, which she co-founded with composer Tyler Bates (Watchmen, 300). Three years later, their mutual love of '80s tunes, West Coast hip-hop, and bass led to the formation of Big Sir.
The two were sitting around with their friend, producer Mickey Petralia, trying to think of a proper name. "I think we said something like it should be a name that could be equally used by a 13-year-old's punk rock grrrl group or a hardcore gay activist group, something tough and fierce-sounding to contradict the '94.7 The Wave' band names the music might invoke," she says.
Big Sir released its self-titled debut album in 2000 and an album of remixes the following year. Around this time, Alderete created another project, Vato Negro, and later joined The Mars Volta. Meanwhile, Papineau continued working on her solo career and released her debut album, Night Moves, in 2006. She's since worked with Air, M83, Matt Embree of (Rx Bandits), Jun Miyake, Omar Rodriguez-Lopez and many others.
Their latest album is an exploration and reflection of life and death. Its title comes from a poem by Indian mystic poet Kabir about seeking peace and knowledge within. "For me, though," said Papineau, "what the title evokes is earthly gardens and their heavenly or other-dimensional counterparts. One garden to tend to now and not take for granted, and the other garden not to fear, to see as a place of comfort and deliverance." - By Ivan Fernandez
Sound Colour Vibration Review: Before Gardens After Gardens
Rodriguez Lopez Productions and Sargent House have been expanding on dozens of releases over the last few years with the plethora of artists that exists between the two. Connected at the heart by Cathy Pellow, Omar Rodriguez-Lopez and many others, this is a movement of sound and vision that is gaining considerable reputation as progressive minds are evolving even further from their origins. Boris, Fang Island, Native, Zechs Marquise, Le Butcherettes, Hella, there are so many genre defining artists to name that it's hard to really sum up the label and Big Sir is one group out of the entire whole that we have been anticipating a new LP from the most. 2012 has been a phenomenal year for music culture already and the arrival of the latest Big Sir album, Before Gardens After Gardens, only adds more depth to the shape of this year. Based around the multi-instrumental and vocal work of Lisa Papineau and the Jaco Pastorius inspired tones of bassist of The Mars Volta, Juan Alderete, Big Sir is rooted in as many fields of electronica as they are in heavy doses of jazz, pop, hip-hop and so much more. It's a sound all its own and genre definition becomes some what meaningless in the emotional power and provocative nature of the music. 2000 saw the release of their self titled debut release on the short lived Mootron Records and the follow up, Und Die Scheiße Ändert Sich Immer, would be released 6 years later to further critical acclaim. Und Die Scheiße Ändert Sich Immer was given the special vinyl treatment on the Sonny Kay and Omar Rodriguez-Lopez owned imprint Gold Standard Laboratories (GSL). Exactly 6 years later we find a new gestation period and a new cycle of life from Big Sir and it feels right on time with the latest Big Sir offering Before Gardens After Gardens. 11 songs and a little under 40 minutes in length, Before Gardens After Gardens is the summation of the last 12 years of the band and what feels like a launching pad for where Big Sir is going to take their sound in the future. The smooth, sonically blissful fretless bass work from Juan Aldrete creates a florescence that saturates itself into the mix. The bass tones pick up in such a frequency and full mode of sound that it knocks the middle and higher register of the wave patterns into the center of the mix. Stanley Clarke, Jaco, Ron Carter, there are only a dozen out of 1000′s bass players who can add this level of emotional quality into the bass foundations and Juan is walking in these steps actively with every record he touches. Adding a nice pair of headphones only intensifies the listen and adds to the perceptual depth of what long time The Mars Volta engineer Robert Carranza added to this LP.
Dirty Impounds Albums of the Week: Big Sir Before Gardens After Gardens Review
Big Sir: Before Gardens After Gardens
(Rodriguez Lopez Productions/Sargent House)
Just lovely, haunting, too, and thought provoking like an itch that wakes one in the night, suddenly aware of some sore spot stirred up that now must be attended. The latest work from this 12-year-and-counting collaboration between bassist-composer Juan Alderete (The Mars Volta) and sublime singer-composer Lisa Papineau (Air, M83, ME & LP) cements their place as one of the coolest, adamantly modern duos of past few decades – think a much less depressive Suicide, a grittier Yaz, or early Eurythmics with less constrictions and you're part way there – with Before Gardens After Gardens (released February 7). This is the kind of soundtrack one would want in their ear buds walking through the grimy streets of Blade Runner looking for love beneath the blimp billboards offering exciting lives in the off-world colonies. Okay, it's maybe not that futuristic, but Big Sir does reach into our collective metal chest and squeeze a few fresh beats from our buried ticker, a gently shocking touch for infidels awash in wanton pride, raising heads from the ground, encouragement to be brave even as we're falling down. There's some beautiful beat science here, and Papineau's willingness to use her voice like an instrument and not just a lyric delivery system keeps the colors splashing. Tying it all together is Alderete's extraordinary bass work, a conversational, very alive presence snaking into every crevice, a thing of feel and instinct that could steal the show if he were less careful or deft. Taken together with well-chosen, musically appropriate guest turns from bassist Joanthan Hischke (Broken Bells), violist Heather Lockie (Mike Watt, Listing Ship), drummer Deantoni Parks & Cedric Bixler Zavala (The Mars Volta), Money Mark, David Sims (Jesus Lizard) Matthew Embree (RX Bandits) and others, Gardens is a testament to longing and dreaming out loud, yearning given melody and rhythm for modern times and beyond. (DC)
Juan Alderete creates the "Vato Vibrato" Tone Print
In this video Big Sir's own Juan Alderete creates a TC Electronic TonePrint for the Shaker Vibrato pedal. He names the TonePrint "Vato Vibrato".
I Paint My Mind: Big Sir – Before Gardens After Gardens
Big Sir is a collaboration between kindred spirits – two people who's interests, skill, and acumen converge in an incredible melding of aesthetics. They include trip hop & down tempo with rhythms that sometimes break out, bass lines that bring you with them, and dust it all with some of the most heart-tingling vocals you'll ever hear. Big Sir is of course Juan Alderete (Racer X, The Mars Volta) & Lisa Papineau (ME&LP), and for those of us who consider their previous full length "Und Die Schiebe Andert Sich Immer" a favorite, news of this record was anticipated highly. We at IPMM have been blown away by "Before Gardens After Gardens."
The record opens with "Regions" as Ms. Papineau softly reminds us that "you're with us all the time." The track incorporates supremely tasteful programming with one of Juan's overtly round and bubbly bass lines, that sounds like a happy bee hive. The duo's rhythmic sensibilities inspire moving feet on "Ready On The Line", while "Infidels" evidences Lisa's unique ability to float over instrumentals as if her vocals were there first. "Right Action" is a tribute to Juan's love for the Squarepusher realm of bass work, and he kills it. If this track doesn't implore your inner video game player to take a daytrip, we have little hope for you. The albums' true victory is in the balance achieved in the ebb and flow of its trajectory. "The Ladder" and "The Kindest Hour" are testaments to this trend, and create a lovely gray space for you to chill out in. We're also so in love with "Be Brave Go On" and "1 Thousand Petals" which lowers you to the albums conclusion as gently as we could have ever hoped. The album features collaborators such as Cedric Bixler-Zavala, Matthew Embree, Teri Gender Bender, and more…
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Big Sir Announce EU/UK Tour and Two dates in California
Big Sir — the longtime collaboration between singer/composer Lisa Papineau and bassist/composer Juan Alderete (The Mars Volta) - announce Spring 2012 EU and UK headlining tour dates in support of their forthcoming new album, Before Gardens After Gardens coming out on February 7th. Please see complete dates below. In anticipation of this new release, Prefix Mag just premiered another new track called "The Kindest Hour" available to download/stream HERE.
RCRD LBL recently posted the song "Our Pleasant Home" (featuring special guest Cedric Bixler-Zavala of The Mars Volta on drums) which is available to download/stream HERE. Back in December, Big Sir premiered the shimmering pop song, "Ready On the Line" which is available to download/stream HERE.
Feb 20 - Hollywood, CA @ Harvard & Stone w/ Gregory Rogove, Eureka The Butcher & Sadah Luna, & Devendra Banhart DJ'ing. - FREE SHOW
Feb 27 - Long Beach, CA @ Harvelle's w/ The Vespertines & C-Gak
BIG SIR EU/UK Tour 2012
Apr 7, 2012 - Namur, (BE) @ Sergent Pepper's
Apr 8, 2012 - Berlin, (DE) @ Spirale Kulturzentrum
Apr 9, 2012 - Hamburg, (DE) @ HafenKlang
Apr 10, 2012 - Solingen, (DE) @ Waldmeister e.V. Raum für Kultur
Apr 11, 2012 - Leipzig, (DE) @ Ilses Erika
Apr 12, 2012 - Munich, (DE) @ Ampere
Apr 13, 2012 - Innsbruck, (AT) @ Los Gurkos
Apr 14, 2012 - Bolzano, (IT) @ Vintola 18
Apr 15, 2012 - Molfetta, (IT) @ Le Macerie
Apr 16, 2012 - Copertino, LE (IT) @ I Sotterranei Arci
Apr 17, 2012 - Rome, (IT) @ Locanda Atlantide
Apr 19, 2012 - Trieste, (IT) @ Etnoblog
Apr 20, 2012 - Rimini, (IT) @ Velvet Club
Apr 21, 2012 - Livorno, (IT) @ The Cage Theatre
Apr 22, 2012 - Milano, (IT) @ La Sacrestia
Apr 24, 2012 - Birmingham, (UK) @ The Birmingham Ballroom / The End
Apr 25, 2012 - Manchester, (UK) @ Sound Control
Apr 26, 2012 - Swansea, WA (UK) @ The Garage
Apr 27, 2012 - Bristol, (UK) @ The Croft
Apr 28, 2012 - London, (UK) @ The Old Blue Last - Binnacle Festival
May 01, 2012- Grenoble, (FR) @ Le Ciel
May 02, 2012- Paris, (FR) @ Le Trianon - Night 1 of 2
May 03, 2012- Paris, (FR) @ Le Trianon - Night 2 of 2


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Gourmet Food in Cork
Just around the corner from the Imperial Hotel Cork and basking in the glow of a delightful visit from Queen Elizabeth II, is the unique surroundings of the covered English Market. Take time out and savour its delights - it showcases some of the very best of Cork and Irish food produce, from the land and the sea. Enjoy a tasty lunch at the excellent Farm Gate Restaurant, upstairs in the English Market.
Kinsale, with its winding streets and eclectic shops, boasts the title of Ireland's Gourmet Capital. Delight in intimate, award-winning restaurants with top-class cooking, including Fishy Fishy, Man Friday and Toddies. Make sure to try out the unique craft ales from Kinsale Brewing Company.
The world-renowned Ballymaloe House & Cookery School is located in the village of Shanagarry, less than an hours drive from the city.
Brews of note from Cork city include Murphy's Irish Stout and Midleton Irish Whiskey.


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