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Favorite Seinfeld food moments
It's amazing what dreadful food Seinfeld eats. Elaine likes the Big Salad just because it's big. Food is often used as a proxy for something else. Everyone wants to be given a free meal at Mendy's, not because it's good but because it's expensive. Bread from a good bakery is given as a status gift. But it's amazing how often food comes up. Chinese takeout, Chinese food at a restaurant with a sadistic, churlish owner, lobster (which makes repeat appearances -- in Long Island, as bisque, etc) , lots of scenes at restaurants. And there's some true food wisdom there. Seinfeld befriends a Pakistani who runs a wildly successful restaurant offering ecletic crowd-pleasers. He persuades him to change to rigorously authentic Pakistani food. No one wants it and the restaurant tanks. George wonders how a restaurant with 200 items on the menu manages to keep everything fresh. "Look at that. They got lobster on the menu. Who would order a lobster here. I mean, do they bring a lobster in everyday hoping *todays* the day?"
What are your favorites?
Brian, Certainly the Soup Nazi is on the short list. (From what I understand, he was based upon a real-life character in New York.) One of the joys of watching Seinfeld was knowing that Jerry, George, Elaine and Kramer had no social redeeming values--including those associated with food.
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The Soup Nazi was based on a real guy in NY who had one little soup place - west 55th if I recall correctly. Soups were amazing, prices high and he, Al Yeganeh the owner, was behaved exactly as he was portrayed on the show. I was there years and years ago before Seinfeld. Yeganeh, who made quite a stink with Seinfeld over the Nazi reference, now has a chain of soup places all over the city. I haven't tried them.
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I went there about a year after the show. There must have been a line of 50 people waiting outside for a $10 cup of soup, including one guy who pulled up in a limo and had his driver stand in line. From what I could tell, at least half the people in line were tourists like me. It was exactly like the show. Place your order, step to the right, and you get free bread. Depsite the hype, the soup was really quite good, although that was a long time ago.
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The soup was amazing and sadly closed a few years ago so he can get his franchise business up and running. His chain, The Original Soup Man, is a disgusting replacement.
And for the record, Babu's Dream Cafe in Seinfeld was anything but wildly successful. There was no one in the restaurant which is why Jerry recommended he change it to a Pakistani place.
Elaine takes up residence in a janitor's closet of another apt bldg because a Chinese place won't deliver to her home.
"No soup for you!"
Elaine goes through great lengths to recover a lost nearly-full punch card of a sub shop she hates, all to get that free awful sub.
At the movies, Elaine is called to the hospital because her boyfriend was in an accident. She first takes the time to buy some joogie (sp?) fruits. He notices this and breaks up with her.
Kramer & Jerry, watching an operation from high up in the viewing gallery, flip a Junior Mint into their friend's body while Kramer is trying to force one on Jerry. He almost dies from complications later but makes a miraculous recovery. The doctor credits it to "assistance from above."
Kramer counts the days until the "Mackinac peaches from Oregon" (no such thing-there are great peaches here though) but loses his sense of taste from staying in Jerry's apt while it's being flea-bombed. Recovers it, but has already given away all the peaches to Newman.
Chocolate bobka!
Jerry & Kramer get banned from the neighborhood grocer for daring to return bad fruit.
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Elaine and the chocolate bobka! The soup nazi goes w/o saying. How about the one where George is sweating in his office from eating the Kung Pao but his boss thinks it's b/c he's involved in recent thefts in the office and fires him. I think he also talked in the 3rd person like Jimmy... HA!
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here's ellen's jujubes: (see the "heid" brand box) http://www.oldtimecandy.com/jujubes.htm
Let's not forget the Marble Rye and the lobster hauled in from the ocean by Kramer!
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The purpose of that particular ride was to take Susan's parents for their anniv, so as to distract them from George trying to replace the marble rye that his parents had brought the night before, but was not served, so they took it back, and Jerry had to snatch the last one from an old lady who was a friend of his parents in FLA, then he hooked it to the end of a line and George reeled it in from the third floor. Of course, because of the horse's farting the ride was cut short, ensuring they would catch George in the act!
The Black and White cookie.
great thread,
the Kenny Rogers Roasters was great, especially when Newman spits out the Broccoli., and needs a shot of sauce to get the vile taste from his mouth..
Also I like the one where they are waiting for a table @ the chinese restaurant, and the owner calls out the name Cartwright.. instead of Costanza...
what a great show
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Hi... I'm not usually the most PC person in any given room, but I kinda found that scene with Elaine 'infantilizing' the older gent who'd just had a stroke, while feeding him soup, insensitive at the very least. Caring for a post-stroke survivor can be a difficult yet meaningful experience, and that episode, even for a situation comedy, really seemed mean-spirited; I'd go so far as to say that it reflected more negatively on Elaine than on the stroke survivor. I don't blame the actress, but rather the writers, who chose to show the stroke survivor as a caricature of someone with a disability struggling to gum their soup like it was baby food, all the while being sung to by Elaine in a nursery-rhyme sing-song voice. Much later in the Seinfeld series (the last couple of years), the writers really turned Elaine into a vindictive bitch for no good reason, but this particular episode occurred well before that character's transformation. A 'jump-the-shark' point of fulcrum for this viewer...
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Not that the same thought didn't cross my mind, but Elaine is SUPPOSED to come off as horrible in that situation. Seinfeld, in my mind, has always been hardest on its main characters when it comes to depicting the inadequacies of human nature. I mean, look at George Costanza...you can't tell me they're trying to make him out to be a good, upstanding member of society! I think that's the point of the show, to show the social deviancy in a lot of seemingly everyday people and everyday life...and to laugh at it, not to practice or advocate it at all.
At the end of that episode, Elaine says that the older boyfriend/stroke victim dumped her, anyway. So she got her comeuppance, no?
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Yes, quite so. The final episode of the series, where the judge at their court trial ponders how it was possible for four exemplars of compassionless self-involvement managed to find each other, speaks to your point. I suppose what I found/find deplorable in that feeding-soup-to-the-stroke-survivor-like-a-helpless-baby scene, was the unrepentant use of an audience laugh-track imbedded in the audio to 'cue' the viewer when to gaffaw, lest one's own sense of decency kick in. Using a laugh-track to nudge the viewer into complicity with their poor taste did not serve well their societal commentary, if that was their aim... But back to the topic of food and Seinfeld: I always wondered if the star of the show, Jerry Seinfeld, actually chewed his food with mouth open so unappetizingly in real life, as he often displayed while eating sandwiches in the diner scenes. I don't think those are acting skills, but rather, actual eating habits. I have to turn away, every time he barely keeps a bite of egg salad from falling out of his pie hole...
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Seinfeld was always taped in front of a live studio audience, so it wasn't a cued laugh track. Just FYI. It's usually pretty noticeable when a recorded laugh track is used, which is extremely rare nowadays.
Your complaint about Jerry's eating reminds me of how they depicted George's eating habits, re: the spaghetti on a date and the sundae at the U.S. Open when he was shown live on TV. :o)
re: yfunk3
Thanks for the info. Now knowing that it was live flesh-and-blood humans laughing at that scene doesn't relieve my discomfort, alas; absolves the producer/director, but implicates the hoi polloi... As for George eating at the diner: he often appeared to use a generic yellow squeeze bottle (which I normally associate with yellow/cheap mustard) to squirt something onto his salad. I wonder if in NYC, diners/cafes use those generic yellow/red plastic squeeze bottles to hold oil or vinegar, instead of mustard or ketchup?
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I just happened to stumble upon this little thread and noticed that you people are way too sensitive. I don't think the idea behind that part of the episode was to make fun of stroke victims. The funny part is not that the guy had a stroke or that he had to be fed like a baby. The funny part was that Elaine wanted to break up with the guy and he had a stroke. Which complicated the breaking up part. They were pointing out how uncomfortable it is to break up with someone and then to top it off, how uncomfortable it is to break up with someone who just had a stroke.
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But if you are involved with someone who is trying to overcome a stroke, that makes the premise pretty darn uncomfortable overall. Obviously whoever wrote the script hasn't have the pleasure. Perhaps there is another illness that could have been more comedic and less tragic? Hopefully you will never know what I mean. I just saw an interview with Jerry where he said this was his least favorite show out of all of them, due to this plot.
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It was the poppy seed muffin that made her test positive for opiates. She then convinces Peterman to let her retest and stops eating the muffins. Right before her retest, however, she discovers a poppy seed in her teeth from some chicken Kramer had fed her.
She ends up testing negative for opium because she gets Jerry's mother's urine, but she doesn't get to go to Africa because she's menopausal with a 68-year-old's metabolism.
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i enjoyed the episode where they were waiting for a table at the chinese restaurant as well. i think my fave part was when elaine was so hungry jerry bet her to go to a random table and steal and egg roll and elaine was ready to do it but wanted to make sure there was no fine print attached like putting hot mustard on the egg roll - hilarious and obv the second they left they called their name!
When George Steinbrenner loved a certain Italian hero and sent George to get one everyday for lunch, but George didn't put change in the tip jar and the place wouldn't sell him food. He was trying to talk everyone else into going there for him.
Also Elaine gets banned from the Soup Nazi's place, but ends up with his wooden chest and finds all his recipes in there, and goes to his restaurant to taunt him.
One of my friends saw this and emailed me that I was wrong about the Pakistani restaurant, it got no business when it had an eclectic menu. He's right. http://www.seinfeldscripts.com/TheCaf... But my version of the truth makes my point better: that really good authentic restaurants often fail as crummy crowd-pleasing chains prosper. All my favorite Pakistani restaurants have gone belly-up. http://www.chowhound.com/topics/247368 Although the correct version makes a point too: in NY at least some locations seem "cursed" -- every restaurant opened there fails. Either way, it's a funny show!!
The "non-fat" yogurt ...
The poppyseed muffins ...
George and the Snickers Bar ... with knife and fork.
well then there was the one where elaine found the lobster bisque more exciting than the action with her date....
There's also the one where Kramer tried to cook for a Jewish Singles Function and wanted to recruit George's father to cook, but can't because of a traumatic incident while as a mess cook in the army that sent the boys to the latrine.
George eating the eclaire out of the trashcan.
George eating the pastrami sandwich during sex.
What about Jerry's obsession with cereal (and displaying them)? I noticed also- - with all the restaurant and food references, it seemed that no one ever cooked, other than cereal. If you have ever watched "Curb your enthusiasm" you can tell Larry David is a little food obsessed(among other things). The food was often a metaphor. Kramer stealing the lobsters was one of my favorites.
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'with all the restaurant and food references, it seemed that no one ever cooked, other than cereal'
I am a New Yorker and have countless friends with huge, subzero refridgerators that contain:
Britta Water Filter
Left over chinese food
Packets (not bottles) of ketchup and mustard
Some don't even bother to have the gas turned on in their apt. Never plan to use the stove.
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I love it when Kramer used to carry his own maple syrup around.
Jerry: You bring your own maple syrup?
Kramer: Got to.
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That's from the Frogger episode, and there's a lot about various cakes that Elaine is either forced or forbidden to eat.
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ELAINE: I need something to read on the subway.
JERRY: (handing her a magazine) Here, read this.
ELAINE: (looks at it) TV Guide?
Thus making Frank's collection incomplete. Hilarity ensues...
How about the episode where Elaine eats the slice of cake from J Peterman's office refigerator, come to find he paid thousands of dollars for it at an auction because it was a few hundered years old, some Queen's cake or something? So Elaine tries to replace it with a similar piece of cake from Entemann's Bakery, but she gets busted because JP can TELL that it is from Entemann's. She is also shown on video surveillance eating the cake and dancing around JP's office...quite funny.
'Mutton' episode, when Jerry and Elaine pretend to enjoy mutton but hid them in the nice linen napkins, Jerry shoves them under couch cushions and Elaine in the jacket pockets. Elaine gets chased by the dogs and Jerry gets busted after the hostess's dog discovers the napkins and the 'Mutton'!
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The cousin took Jerry to a steakhouse. He asked the old-school beefy waiter "Do you have anything on the lighter side?" Answer: "We have chicken stuffed with gorgonzola with a lamb chop side" (or something like that). So Jerry ordered a salad, casting doubt in his meat-loving date's perception as to how manly he is.
At cousin's house, Elaine wrapped the mutton in Grandmother's heirloom napkins and stuffed them in her pockets, causing a pack of dogs to menace her on the walk home. Cousin was furious, saying Elaine was always jealous that Grandma loved her best.
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I think it was actually Jerry who did the mutton wrapping, and then Elaine got in a fight with the cousin (I think b/c the cousin got the grandmothers prized candlesticks?) and took off, grabbing Jerry's jacket on her way out. Not to split hairs about the mutton placement or anything...
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GEORGE: What exactly is mutton?
JERRY: I don't know and I didn't want to find out
I wonder if it is really mutton, which is quite rare nowadays, or only lamb. One famous New York's legendary $40 mutton chops are really lamb.
At the piano recital of a woman George is dating. Jerry offers Elaine some pez from his rather suggestive dispenser. He places it on her leg. Her laughter is uncontrollable & she leaves the hall in hysterics, ruining the performance and the evening.
Kramer uses all of Jerry's plastic food containers to store his own blood.
Kramer uses butter on his skin to sunbathe. He falls asleep, getting burned to a crisp. He takes a soothing bath. Somehow, Newman is there, helping him out stirring it up (adding onions to the bath?). Newman starts seeing (smelling!) him as a turkey with a Kramer head, begins salivating, freaking out Kramer.
Kramer feeding the horse Beefarino!
The deli slicer episode -- Krmaer getrs a slicer and Elaine borrows it to slide pieces of cold cuts under the door to her neighbors cat, then uses it to slice off an inch from the bottom of her uneven shoe
Kramer and Newman making sausages in Jerry's apartment
The Costanzas offended by the SEinfelds not coming over for Paella
God, once you start rememebring them, you can't stop!!
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And here it is, with your music!!!
Wow. It's amazing how many food-related episodes I had completely forgotten about. Here's a link to a listing of the food references in each episode. One of my personal favorites was the "big salad" episode.
my favourite is when Kramer gets an assistant from NYU who then starts formally calling Jerry to invite him to the coffee shop.
And when Jerry calls the assistant back to inform Kramer that Elaine will be joining them for lunch, Kramer loses his cool and starts screaming at the assistant for not having the message relayed to him. Classic!!
No one has mentioned the babka yet!
That was a great episode.
Or George's parents impressing his fiancee with their knowledge of wine and culinary terms for game hen.
George mistakes an onion for an apple but doesnt want to admit it so he eats the whole onion raw.
As have been posted there are so many because New York and New Yorkers are exceedingly food focused and obsessed and Jerry and company are nothing if not quintessential New Yorkers - although some of us do have redeeming social value.
I think I read/skimmed every post up to this point, and I don't remember anyone mentioning Jerry's love of Snapple.
Also, the Chinese restaurant one (where they didn't have reservations) was mentioned, but no one mentioned how Jerry said he'd pay Elaine $50 to go take food from the table of some restaurant patrons. And George said for $50, he'd stick his face in their soup. hahaha
This was a fun thread. Might have to watch an episode of Seinfeld tonight. :)
PS to Leonardo - It's Jujyfruits. Try them - they're delicious!!
And don't forget the one where chowhound Elaine tries to buy a gyro from the best gyro stand in Queens during the few seconds her subway train stops there.
1. "Top of the Muffin...to YOU!"
2. When Kramer washes lettuce in his shower. That one cracked me up.
George tricks a guy his size out of a half-off suit. He then has lunch with guys interviewing him for a job. Team play is important. Dessert comes, he is prompted by the others to give it a try, but he sees the guy he tricked is part of the cook staff and is aware of George's eating in the resto. George refuses to eat the pie, doesn't get the job, but doesn't--like the others--get violently ill.
Waitress at Monk's Restaurant: Tuna on toast, cole slaw, cup of coffee.
George Costanza: Yeah. No, no, no, wait a minute. I always have tuna on toast. Nothing's ever worked out for me with tuna on toast. I want the complete opposite of tuna on toast. Chicken salad on rye, untoasted, with a side of potato salad and a cup of tea.
Elaine Benes: Well, there's no telling what can happen from this.
Jerry Seinfeld: You know, chicken salad's not the opposite of tuna. Salmon's the opposite of tuna, because salmon swim again the current and the tuna swim with it.
George Costanza: Good for the tuna.
Oh I love this post! My favorite (that hasn't been mentioned yet) was the one where they keep mentioning Drake's Coffee Cakes...Jerry is seeing the girl who's boyfriend is in the coma and he bribes Newman not to tell the guy with Drakes Coffee Cakes. I can't help but laugh everytime I see one in the store.
"I got news for you. I show up with Ring Dings and Pepsi, I become the biggest hit at the party. People be coming up to me, "just between you and me I'm really excited about the Ring Dings and the Pepsi. Europeans with the Beaujolais and Chardonnay . . ."- George Costanza- "The Dinner Party"
jerry at his folks in del boca vista florida who insist they go to dinner at some ridiculously early afternoon time so they can catch the early bird special. so true to life. my folks in florida do the same thing!
george thinks his model girlfriend is 'refunding' dinner in the restaurant bathroom. "i'm paying good money. the least she can do is digest!"
Before we went to bed last night I told my husband about this thread and we laughed ourselves silly trying to remember the ones that hadn't been posted here the last time I checked. We couldn't believe no one mentioned the Trifecta! When George has a goal of eating, having sex and watching TV all at the same time. Remember...the woman who says that corned beef is her favorite of the cured lunch meats?!
And, how about when George wants to be referred to as T-Bone?! Ha!
And, I'm pretty sure no one has mentioned Double Dipping!
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The trifecta is absolutely hilarious.
There are a couple of other great episodes that seem to have been missed:
1) When the Cuban cigar makers get hired to roll up wraps and roll them too tight
2) The issue where Poppy doesn't wash his hands
3) The episode where Kramer has been on strike for several years from his job at H&H Bagels
These pretzels are making me thirsty!
and does Pez count as food or it just kitsch trivia? - the one where Jerry puts a pez dispenser on Elaine's lap at George's girlfriend's piano performance.
In general, Seinfeld nails diner culture to the wall. Just the way, after lingering long enough over that third or fourth refill of coffee, people start digging into what really matters - such as the Wrath of Khan and masturbation contests (which, when you think about it, are not all that different).
What about Geoge's mother's paella she cooks for Seinfields? I think Kramer is the CH of the bunch - he's the only one who cooks on the show (sausages, salad), discovers new foods (he's the one who got them all into Soup Nazi). He's the connoisseur of fine things on the show - not food related, but I love the episode with Cuban cigars.
...and by the end of the show, it seems as if everyone in NY is eating candy bars in that way!
Nonfat frozen yogurt - with Rudy Guiliani and the best line from Newman "Another round of strawberry for me and my friends!!" followed by everyone giggling.
In the pilot episode the waitress told Jerry not to worry about George being quiet because she switched his decaf with caffenated coffee so that should "Perk him up"
The US Open when George is eating a Sundae and gets hot fudge all over his face and is soon all over the TV.
Cinnamon Babka takes a backseat to no Babka!!
a couple of other good ones are when kramer is trying to get the latvian orthodox nun to NOT be attracted to him and he bathes in garlic and something else... vinegar, maybe so she is no longer attracted to him.
the other food theme not mentioned is when jerry finds the chunky candybar wrapper in his couch, which instantly informs him who has been in his apt> "OH, I KNOW THE CHUNKY THAT LEFT THESE CHUNKIES.... NEWMAN!!!"
There's also the episode where Elaine is dating a guy who is really poor and rummages in the trash for food and subsequently finds the elusive bear claw.
"You know, Elaine, you are the bear claw in
the garbage can of my life."
This is also the same episode where Elaine comments on what type of food she would chose prior to being executed:
"I mean, if I was getting the chair, I'd go for
something hot and spicy. You know, thai, maybe Mexican. Lethal injection,
feels like pasta. You know, painless, don't want anything to heavy."
possibly the funniest moment on that show (although that is a huge statement, i know) is when george has to share his bed with his father, and he gets in, and his dad turns to him, holding out a bowl and says "kasha?"
what about when they're auditioning people for the sitcom and the guy who plays kramer steals the raisins(?) from the table.
then there's also the meeting with the japanese TV executives, when they bring them oranges, thinking they're this great treat.
also the primavera that makes the nbc exec. sick.
the one when joe divola is outside the diner (or jerry thinks he is) and asks the cop to walk him out, and the cop says he's just having coffee and a muffin first. then he orders a sandwich. "i got hungry." "a muffin can be very filling!"
when kramer is dating elaine's roommate and he strains his tomato sauce in the colander, so all the holes are filled with seeds.
when elaine is blacklisted from the chinese restaurant delivery. but i can't remember why...
does the peach schnapps count, in the backwards episode?
i know these have been mentioned but i love "these pretzels are making me thirsty" and "thanks for mutton!" and "vegetable lasagne".
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re: MMRuth
later in the episode she used her boyfriend's name, Ned Isikoff, to order food from the same restaurant. When the guy showed up he saw elaine and told the bf he was blacklisted too. The bf, who was possibly a communist, asked why? The restaurant guy pointed at Elaine and said, "SHE NAMED NAMES!"
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re: Polecat
The episode where Elaine was blacklisted is the same episode with Ned Isikoff. She was blacklisted because they tried to deliver her something that she didn't order and refused to pay for it.
The episode where she takes over the janitor's closet so she can order the flounder is a different episode.
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Ned by association was also blacklisted because she "named names". , meaning she used Ned's name to make the order. This is epsecially bitter for Ned the communist because his dad was blacklisted for real in the 50's, and he and his friends were always welcome to hang out in this Chinese restaurant.
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When Jerry squirts grapefruit pulp into George's eye causing George to wink inappropriately:
Ow, you just squirted grapefruit pulp in my eye!
That didn't go across the table, pulp can't move that fast.
Pulp can move, baby!
I eat healthy, if I have to take out an eye that's the breaks.
...so you're going for a massage, huh? [wink] Enjoy your massage....
Another: Elaine's much-older boyfriend passes put on Jerry's couch, then Kramer put's a cookie in the unconscious guy's mouth and proceeds to manually work the guys jaw to chew the cookie (thinking he's diabetic). Later in the same episode, they have Elaine nursing the fellow back to health (turns out he's had a severe stroke), spoonfeeding him soup and treating him (condescendingly) like an infant ( i HATE the mean-spirited, non-funny, and unnecessary jab this episode takes at stroke survivors, btw)... Also, another episode when George makes tuna salad sandwiches for his new rock-climbing buddy (actor Dan Cortese?), Elaine's male-bimbo boyfriend...
The contest episode... classic. Tangential to food, but one of the funniest episodes ever.
George's mom is in the hospital, after catching him...
George goes to the hospital to visit. The mom is starving, "George, I'm hunnnnnnggggrrry."
"in a minute, Ma."
The reason why he won't pick up food for his mother? He wants to watch the mom's roommate receive a sponge bath.
George's sex fantasies trump his mom's food needs... didn't he offer her a mint while he waited?
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Well that episode begins, as so many do, with the gang of four chowing down at their favorite restaurant hangout.
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I never realized how prominently food plays in Seinfeld before all of these wonderful posts. Gee... why aren't the reruns on the Food Channel?
(That Kasha episode was just on yesterday or the day before. Soooooo funny!!)
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This is one of the best threads I've ever read! Maybe that's because I'm such a huge Seinfeld fan, and I can recall just about every mention posted here. Come to think of it, I actually had a dream about Seinfeld last night. In this dream, I was standing on line at a movie theater. I turned around to speak to a young man who was about 4 people behind me. I said to him, "Do you really think Seinfeld is a show about NOTHING? Well it's not ... it's a show about FOOD!"
how about when george ate the eclair at his GF's parents apt...OUT OF THE GARBAGE
thanks for the clarification leonardo!
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"While other humorists target undiscussed aspects of reality, few do so as dramaturgically as Jerry Seinfeld. ... They eat food prematurely redefined as trash"
-- from "Sociology of Humor and a Critical Dramaturgy" by P Paolucci, M Richardson, 2006 - Univ California Press (thank you, Google Scholar, for finding this)
re: jenniebnyc
It was a pre-Susan GF. It was a chocolate eclair. And it appeared to have not been previously eaten, so what's the problem, lol?
This was already mentioned as have been many others. I think people aren't reading previous posts.
BOSCO! How could we have forgotten?
It was George's ATM PIN. Kramer came close to actually guessing it until George stormed out in a panic. Then he told Peterman's mom on her deathbed. It was her final dying word. Peterman kept pumping George for its meaning, but he wouldn't cough it up.
re: Leonardo
One bite of the eclair had been eaten.
JERRY: So lemme get this straight: you find yourself in the kitchen. You see an éclair, in the receptacle. And you think to yourself, "What the hell, I'll just eat some trash."
GEORGE: No, no. No, no, no. It was not trash!
JERRY: Was it in the trash?
GEORGE: Yes.
JERRY: Then it was trash.
GEORGE: It wasn't down in, it was sort of on top.
JERRY: But it was in the cylinder!
GEORGE: Above the rim.
JERRY: Adjacent to refuse, is refuse.
GEORGE: It was on a magazine! And it still had the doily on.
JERRY: Was it eaten?
GEORGE: One little bite.
JERRY: Well, that's garbage.
GEORGE: But I know who took the bite. It was her aunt!
JERRY: Well, you, my friend, have crossed the line that divides Man and Bum. You are now a Bum.
re: Brian S
re: Brian S
You've let loose what could very well be a record-breaking thread here, in terms of the volume of quick responses. Could it be that your Seinfeld completism and expertise rivals that of your knowledge of and enthusiasm for Chinese cuisine? Or, is it just that you're logging in some serious couch/TV time in Tulsa?
Question: In the episode where Kramer purchases the old, classic movie theatre - the same episode where George marches about in a Henry the 8th costume, and a recovering Lloyd Braun thinks Elaine is coming on to him - doesn't he actually eat an ancient hot dog from the concession stand, just to prove that Lloyd isn't still crazy? My oncoming senility is preventing my brain from wrapping itself around this Seinfeld memory.
Ah, the one where Jerry is dating a woman with a primo toy collection. Elaine can't wait for a crack at the Easy Bake Oven (never mind how old the mixes), someone needs the gumballs (can't remember why), and the gang knocks the girlfriend out with turkey and red wine so that they can play away
More (some tangential): a) Kramer is visiting with Elaine's psychiatrist/svengali boyfriend and acts perplexed when the psychiatrist cannot make a fancy latte beverage for him at the office. b) Elaine maces Crazy Joe Divola in the eyes with cherry binaca, when he shows her his shrine of infatuation. c) Kramer is jonesing for a Papaya Dog while holding a place in a movie line, setting in motion several missed encounters. And my favorite (but very tangential): d) when Elaine gets caught by her new boyfriend and her bitchy girfriends skipping out on the film 'The English patient', the disdainful boyfriend spits out the condescending comment: " Enjoy Sack Lunch! ".
How about the pudding tops? Wasn't this a Seinfeld episode as well.
I don't think this was mentioned yet (have to credit my SO for the reminder) and it's somewhat tangential: Not That There's Anything Wrong with It - when Jerry has that NYU reporter up to his apartment for the interview, George is complaining to Jerry about whether he washed the fruit (apple?) enough - they banter back and forth and George finally says "you see how he talks to me?" and the reporter replies "you should see how my boyfriend talks to me".
Actually, Festivus was invented by some eccentric professor type back in the 60's. There were airing of grievances but no feats of strength.
What was the traditional food served at Festivus on Seinfeld?
Kind of tangential, but what about Elaine's nemisis Sue Ellen Mishky? The heir to the O'Henry candy bar fortune. After Kramer is injured in an accident being distracted by Sue Ellen walking in public using a bra as outerwear he goes to his lawyer Jackie Childs. Jackie isn't all that excited until he learns of Sue Ellen's fortune. Jackie's rapid fire talk about the bars is pretty funny. I think he says, "outstanding" at the end. One other small one is the episode where George fails to read a book and tries to rent the movie at the video place. The video is out on rental. George finds out who has it out and talks his way into their apartment. Before they start the video George asks if they have anything to "nosh." He ends
up spilling grape juice on their nice, white sofa. I had to strain for these scraps. You CHers must have watched as regularly as I did.
this is kind of addictive. here are 3 i think haven't been mentioned:
the summer of george. jerry says something like "it's kind of disturbing that your idea of luxury is eating a block of cheese in your underwear."
the one where it comes out that george's dad was a great cook in the army but quit because he once made everyone sick (hilarious slow-mo war flashbacks, soldiers keeling over, etc.) he goes off on g's mom, tells her her meatloaf is dry, etc. and then i think kramer convinces him to cook for some event, and he thinks someone gets sick from the meal and freaks out, overturning all the tables.
the one when jerry is in first class and elaine's in coach (this is the kosher meal episode too, i think), sitting next to a model. at one point they're sharing an ice cream sundae. jerry says the reason it's good is that they put the fudge on the bottom, maximizes the fudge quotient, or something. the model says "i never met a man who knew so much about nothing."
this is just on the brim of being a "food" episode, but how about when elaine's friend, the runner from somewhere in africa, is winning the nyc marathon only to grab a cup of what he assumes is water since kramer is standing right next to the water station. he mistakenly grabs kramer's cup filled with scalding hot coffee and dumps it on his head right at the end of the race.
Steinbrenner muses about his lunch in "The Jimmy" episode while George slowly squirms his way out of the boss' office:
"Well lets see what I have today. Darn it it's ham & cheese again and she forgot the fancy mustard. I told her I like that fancy mustard. You could put that fancy mustard on a shoe and it would taste pretty good to me. Oh! she made it up with a cupcake though. Hey look at this, you know I got a new system for eating these things. I used to peel off the chocolate now I turn them upside down, I eat the cake first and save the frosting for the end. It's almost like its own dessert."
Has anyone mentioned the episode where George introduces Steinbrenner to calzones?
Or what about when George is sweating so much from the Kung Pao Chicken he's eating, that his supervisor thinks the sweat is due to nervous guilt over recent thefts (?)
"George likes his chicken spicy"
Inauthentic NY-style pizza: Ever notice (the once or twice) when George and Jerry are eating take-out/delivered pizza at Jerry's place, the pizza George is stuffing into his piehole is most definitely NOT thin crust as you would get in NYC? A sure telltale sign that the series was not being filmed in the Big Apple! The 'pizza' that they eat looks like something that the sit-com's L.A. catering service would have on hand, i.e. thick-ish crust and clay-like cheese veneer... Also, when Jerry is eating a sandwich at the corner diner, he tends to chew with his mouth open, generally (such as the episode where Elaine is crying about the recounted plight of the Bubble-Boy and she hands out a kleenex to wipe away tears and Jerry uses it to wipe his mouth as he eats his sandwich; right before he wipes his mouth, notice how he chews with his mouth agape...
Most of my favorites have already been mentioned, but here are a couple of other ones I thought of:
In the same episode that has the candy bar lineup, Elaine, Jerry and Puddy are all at the car dealership...
Elaine: my new Salesman boyfriend took me to lunch to celebrate his promotion!
Jerry: where'd you guys go?
Elaine (flustered and vague): uh... to a restaurant...
Puddy (proudly): Arby's.
Later in the episode, Elaine is fighting with Puddy. She looks at him and grumbles to herself in disgust... 'takin' me to Arby's!' (spoken like a true Chowhound).
Later still, Jerry is trying to get them to make up so he can get a good deal on his car. This whole scene of getting them back together is set up kind of like a car negotiation and part of the terms of them making up is Elaine's demand of "Arby's no more than once a month".
In the Bubble Boy episode, Elaine and Jerry stop at a diner near the Bubble Boy's house. Elaine makes a point of not being hungry and just orders a glass of water, but she makes Jerry give the diner lady an autographed picture even though he clearly doesn't want to, and as "revenge" Jerry orders a big meal for her while she's getting the photo from the trunk of his car. This backfires, though, because later you see Elaine eating and she comments that the food is delicious.
Banya writing a whole series of jokes about Ovaltine
This one's really random - in the episode where George is diagnosed as a "rageaholic", he's eating with Jerry at Monk's and right in the middle of the conversation he suddenly stops and angrily yells "this bread has nuts in it!", apropos of nothing.
Was the hot dog Kramer is obsessed with in the movie theater episode Papaya King or Gray's Papaya? I've tried both when visiting NYC, mostly because of Seinfeld.
There was an episode seemingly all about food:
a. Poppie getting re-instated as a restranteur and serving great duck;
b. Jerry and Elaine calling a day ahead to order but not eating the duck because of Poppie's stand on abortion (and Jerry getting Elaine to ask Poppy about that stand);
c. Kramer and Poppie going into the make your own pizza buisiness;
d. K & P disagreeing as to the appropriateness of putting cucumber on pizza;
e. George asking for nosh, getting peanuts rather than popcorn, and spilling grapejuice on the couch of the family with the copy of "Little Women";
f. Poppy ruining Jerry's new couch followed by Elaine's moving guy ruining Jerry's old couch, again with grape juice.
g. In the whole episode all that gets consumed are peanuts (George) and cereal (Elaine).
I thought the horrible barber ruined the couch by peeing on it.
George: "The sea was angry, my friends...like an old man returning soup at a deli!"
re: Leonardo
Poppy wasn't a barber, he was a restaurateur with some serious bathroom etiquette deficits. You're thinking of Enzo Martinelli, from another episode.
In my wildest dreams, when Brian started up this most-fun thread (thanks, Brian), I - a Seinfeld devotee - never would have imagined that there could have been this many relevant food references. The floodgates are busting.
You can actually break them up into categories. In the "Too old to eat" category, for instance, we have Elaine - in the Mike Douglas/injured squirrel episode - eating batter from an Easy Bake Oven that's over thirty years old, while attempting to serve up those great old '70's gumballs to her halitosis-suffering, sidling co-worker. In another episode, she eats that ancient piece of cake that Peterman purchases at Sotheby's. Then, of course, there's Kramer eating the frizzled lone dog in the movie house he has just purchased.
This thread might just make a great coffee table book some day. Hey - there's another reference: Kramer's coffee table book about coffee tables! (I think it's safe to say that his spitting up all over Kathy Lee's KL Casuals is a bona-fide food moment. We could easily put it in the Spilling Coffee category, along with the scene where George, after purchasing flowers for his girlfriend, tosses coffee onto a guy's windshield, or the classic moment where Kramer, hiding coffee in his pants while attempting to see Plan 9 From Outer Space, spills it on himself and gets scalded).
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i just saw this awesome thread! i've read every post and think i've managed to come up with a few moments not mentioned:
the calzones episode is already mentioned, but there's the part where kramer gets his shirt dried, actually burnt, in a pizza oven.
newman and kramer have the bottle deposit return scheme. newman chugs bottles of pop. is the pop mellow yellow?
at a critical moment when jerry and george are pitching nbc on their sitcom, kramer drinks the old milk and vomits on susan!
in the kenny rogers chicken episode, already mentioned is when newman is forced to eat the broccoli and spits it out and then washes his mouth out with gravy. the best part is when he says in absolute disgust: "vile weed!"
this episode was just on tonight: george says "i love you" to a woman and is unsure if she heard him. the situation is summed up by jerry as "that's one giant matzah ball hanging out there". later george orders a matzah ball soup.
there's that crazy friend of kramer's who bootlegs movies. at the theatre he brings a huge bag of snacks (oh what was it!). jerry says "that's quite the feedbag". later that guy gets sick from eating all of it and jerry has to finish bootlegging the movie.
this one is surprising, only because it dates how old the show is: jerry and george discussing why ketchup doesn't in a squeeze bottle like mustard. i think it comes up because jerry goes to his grandmother's house to open her ketchup.
i'm sure there's still even more!
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The Pakistani had a world-cuisine eclectic restaurant The Dream Cafe, which was dying. Jerry convinced him to borrow tons of $ to make it a Pakistani place, complete with decor, music, etc. The place still died, only this time the crushing debt ruined him. Of course he blamed Jerry, wagging his finger "You are a veddy veddy bad man!" This was after all through the episode Jerry had been telling himself what a good guy he is.
Yeah Kramer and Newman rented a truck to drive soda bottles to Michigan because the cash redemption value was a few cents higher than in new York!
People have already mentioned the Nonfat Yogurt episode, but also in that episode, Jerry weighs his bowl of cheerios because he's getting fat from the non-nonfat yogurt! And George is walking around Jerry's apartment with that thick crust non new york style pizza.
"Well, the yogurt verdict is in....FAT!"
I have searched this thread for hours, looking for a reference that hasn't been mentioned. Finally found one...
Clark Bars!
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The one where Jerry ate the nuts that his date spit out and left on the plate...
And where Elaine sings: "Yankee Bean, Yankee Bean, I WIKE my Yank. Ee. Bean."
And the Kramer NYC tour? You shouldn't make a pizza bagel out of a cinnamon raisin bagel, nor a donut.
And the rabbi (larry david) that lives in Elaine's building, talking around everyone's secrets, he offers her something jewish to eat, I don't remember what, a very funny story...
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Yes, & then he launched into a lengthy pedantic discourse as to their nutritional value "They're fat-free, yet I am somewhat concerned as to that, because perhaps people will take it as an invitation to eat far more than they otherwise would, thus consuming the same or greater caloric amounts than had they not been fat-free...."
The rabbi is most emphatically not played by Larry David. Much higher voice, lots of hair.
He offers her some kasha, cheesecake (?) and some vernischkes (or perhaps kischkes). Is the latter some kind of stuffed intestines?
She then "confides" in him that she's angry at George because he got engaged before she did, and worries that it will never happen for her, although she feels more deserving, calling him a "loser". Of course, the rabbi promptly relates this story on his TV show ("There's this woman: let's call her 'Elaine'"....)
this is a stretch, but I'm laughing about the time Elaine freaked because she thought the diner owner would only higher well-endowed waitresses... She tried to get hired, as part of her mission to prove her point. Didn't the waitresses all turn out to be the diner owner's daughters!?!
My favorite has already been mentioned (Kramer and Newman making sausages in Jerry's apartment), but I thought of three more that I don't think have been mentioned:
1) Elaine had been fasting for some sort of surgery and is wild-eyed and talking about "mountains of duck"
2) The alcoholic James Spader character climbing into the ice cream freezer to eat the rum raisin ice cream after George drives him over the edge
3) George's anorgasmic girlfriend swooning over the risotto. "It was really good risotto".
Ok, beyond your favorite episode, have you ever had a Seinfeld food conversation? I did - a colleague and I were discussing Entenmann's Coffee Cakes. There's the Ultimate Crumb Cake which is so not the one to buy. "what's with the ultimate, we agreed, there's no cake, just crumb". When we finished the conversation, I realized: ohmigod, that was perfect Seinfeld dialogue.
Kramer gives some Chinese food to a homeless man.
Kramer: Hey, man. Enjoy the food?
Homeless man: Yes I did. Where did the Chinese learn to cook like that?
The man then refuses to return the Tupperware container the food had been given to him in... which would make an interesting etiquette question for this board.
Jerry delivers a cigar store Indian to Elaine and makes it do a stereotypical song & dance in front of her and her friends. Jerry learns later, to his horror, that one of the friends (whom he was attracted to) was a Native American, who was highly offended. He tries to win her over, convinces her to go on a date he's turning on the charm, but then he asks a mailman (who has his back turned to them) if he knows a good Chinese restaurant in the 'hood. The guy turns around to face them, furious, he says "You think I know where all the Chinese places are because I'm Asian-American?! Mee sho solly, honorable sir..." Jerry says "No...I thought you'd know because you're a mailman and know the neighborhood!" Of course that was the end of the date...
Apologies for bumping this thread, but I just read it today after seeing references to it in the similar Friends/food thread and I love it so much that I just have to thank everyone for all the great memories of the all the food-related moments on the show!
I'm hard pressed to find any moments to add that haven't already been mentioned, but I'll give it a go. Did anyone mention Jerry's obsession with egg white omelets? Or how when Jerry offered Elaine a Snapple one time, she complained that she was tired of having to shake everything first.
Love this thread....
Did I miss the episode where Jerry gets engaged, because she so much like him, the both love cereal. In the diner she orders a bowl of cereal and Jerry says that youir third bowl today!! She goes into an observation comedy bit about, why if there is a brunch why isn't there a linner or a lupper...Same episode as Susans demise(?)
also the Hampton tomatoes that George went to buy, during which time his date went topless in front of Jerry, Kramer, and Elaine.
"George: I love Hampton tomatoes. You know, you can eat 'em like apples. You know it's funny, the tomato never really took on as a hand fruit.
Jerry: Well, the tomato's an anomaly. So successful with the ketchup and the sauce, but you can't find a good one. "
Here's one:
Jerry & friends can no longer eat at Monk's so they have to go to another diner. They get frustrated because the new diner has mediocre versions of the foods the gang is used to from Monks! Elaine orders a Big Salad, to which the waitress replies, in surly fashion "We don't have a big salad." Elaine says "Well, then can ya gimme two small salads, and then put 'em together? You know, like, IN A BIG BOWL?" Waitress reply? "WE don't have any big bowls." Then George orders a decaf, and she says "We have Sanka." HA!
One of my favorite scenes of all time, in the oft-mentioned marble rye episode where the Costanzas have dinner at Susan's parents', takes place in the car, on the way home:
Who doesn't serve cake after a meal? What kind of people? Would it kill them to put out a pound cake? Something! You're supposed to serve cake after a meal. I'm sorry. It's impolite... We're sitting there like idiots drinking coffee without a piece of cake!
I'm so glad this got bumped--I'm a Seinfreak.
I don't see a mention of the "Opposite George" choice of lunch:
George : Yeah. No, no, no, wait a minute, I always have tuna on toast. Nothing's ever worked out for me with tuna on toast. I want the complete opposite of on toast. Chicken salad, on rye, untoasted ... and a cup of tea.
Elaine : Well, there's no telling what can happen from this.
Jerry : You know chicken salad is not the opposite of tuna, salmon is the opposite of tuna, 'cos salmon swim against the current, and the tuna swim with it.
George : Good for the tuna.
( A blonde looks at George )
Several, there are so many but the first actually has nothing to do with food well except that it takes place in a restaurant and involves mutton. Its the man's hands scene! The way they cleverly cut between a medium shot of Jerry's girlfriends face and a close up of the hands of some professional wrestler still makes me laugh! Then of course there's the Lobster bib scene with George fixing delicious non-kosher omelets. That entire episode is classic. Lastly I have to say, ANY scene with POPI! OMG! Just the name makes me have to pee!
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I was just thinking of a mutton episode, but the one I'm familiar is the one at Elaine's cousin's house. They have some rivalry over grandma, and Jerry wraps his mutton in cloth napkins. References to Jerry's lack of masculinity because he preferred something lighter than mutton. "Thanks for mutton!"
Haha! I got two: Kramer's trying to eat a slice of pizza when approached by the menacing "Van Buren Boys." Fortunately, he's holding a pepper (parmesan?) shaker between his thumb and index finger, so that he inadvertently flashes their secret sign.
Secondly, I can't believe no one's mentioned O'Henry in The Caddy:
Jackie: O'Henry? That's one of our top-selling candy bars. It's got chocolate, peanuts, nougat, it's delicious, scrumptious, outstanding!
this has been mentioned, but not with appropriate detail:
From the Summer of George:
GEORGE: Yeah! Look at me! I was free and clear! I was living the dream! I was stripped to the waist, eating a block of cheese the size of a car battery!
JERRY: Before we go any further, I'd just like to point out how disturbing it is that you equate eating a block of cheese with some sort of bachelor paradise.
I think I've got a few new ones!
In the episode, The Wig Master, when people keep dissing Jerry by thinking he's not romantically involved with someone he is hanging out with.
Jerry & Ethan (Susan's friend, the wigmaster for Joseph & the Amazing Technicolor Dream Coat) are sitting drinking champagne coolies, when George Hamilton's personal assistant hits on Ethan:
Jerry: "Right in front of me!. How do you know we're not together. Two guys ,sittin' laughin' drinking Champagne Coolies."
When Kramer is lost downtown, he calls Jerry at the intersection of 1st and 1st, "the nexxus of the universe" and he's by a Famous Ray's, and Jerry asks if it is Famous Rays or Famous Original Rays.
And when the Rabbi offers Elaine a Snackwell's cookie in his office.
Not actual food moments, but restaurant moments:
I also enjoy the episode where George tries to convince Mr. Morgan that he has black friends by getting Carl, the exterminator, to come to dinner at a fancy restaurant. And then Carl tells Mr. Morgan that he is the exterminator, and George is all "that's what we called him in college."
And the "HELLLOOO!" episode where Jerry pictures himself in the restaurant with his girlfriend, having a romantic dinner, and then pictures himself having a romantic dinner by himself with the "HELLLLLO!" voice.
And the episode where George thinks his girlfriend is puking up her dinner, and he gets pissed because it is costing him money, so he goes into the bathroom and walks in on some other woman.
This has probably already been mentioned in this enormously long thread, but one of my very favorite Seinfeld eps was the one where George tries to work food into his lovemaking sessions and he had that pastrami sandwich stashed in the bedside table. He actually broke away from the fun activities under the blanket in order to take bites. What a hoot!
I've been through the whole post, and I think I've got one that wasn't mentioned--when Jerry breaks up with a woman because she eats her peas one at a time.
Great topic!
Kramer and Newman are in a truck, delivering MOther's Day cards and a buttload of deposit bottles to a state where the deposit on bottles is higher than it is in NY and are trying to scam the extra .05 back. Unfortunately, they are being chased by the guy who stole Jerry's car that also contained JFK's golf clubs. Kramer wants to relieve some weight from the truck so it will go faster. How does he relieve the weight?
He tells Newman he sees a pie store. Newman stops the truck and gets out.
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re: Avalondaughter
The state is Michigan, and there is a problem with people coming here to redeem bottles from other states! As you could imagine, the media stories about it inevitably mention the Seinfeld episode
The scene in the restaurant with Elaine's cleavage and the guy who didn't want to give Jerry the show. You know--he got sick from the Pasta Carbonara.
Also--when Kramer buttered himself and sat in the hot tub--and when Kramer put his pants in the oven.
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Kramer sunbathed covered in butter and got badly burned. So he "cooled" off in the hot tub. Newman visited and Kramer asked him to throw in some healing aromatic herbs (or something?) and more butter and stir it around with a broom handle. The smell was too much for Newman as he had visions of a roast whole turkey with a Kramer head, as Newman eyed him in a disturbing manner.
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The Feast of Stregnth at Festivus
The steam explosion at H&H Bagels
The disposal of muffin bottoms (when the homeless wouldn't eat them)
Frank Costanza's pineapple in the jello rant
Winkingly George replies..." OH...PULP CAN MOVE BABY!!!! . . . PULP CAN MOVE!!!...
Love the thread!!!
re: snackboy
*Twix is the only candy with the cookie crunch. Take the Costanza Candy test.
"All I want is my 75 cents back, an apology and for him to be fired."
*Kramer trades a sausages press for a deli slicer and is able to fix Elains shoes with the slicer.
*Mr Pitt east a snickers with a knife and fork.
*George, the ocean called. They are out of shrimp.
*Yankees trade George to Tyler Chicken for a supply of chicken snacks and fermented chicken drinks for the concession stands.
*George turns a woman on by eating in bed.
*That's right folks. I just had three shots of Hennigans and I don't smell. Imagine, you can walk around drunk all day. That's Hennigans, the no-smell, no-tell, scotch.
*Kramer tries to keep his skin moist but the baked-in smell of cooked meat (along with a jar of oregano and some Parmesan cheese accidentally being dumped on him) makes Newman go cannibal.
*Hehe... holy grail of all these, George was fired from dairy Queen for cooling his feet in a soft serve ice cream machine.
*The new glasses Jerry wears make it impossible to see clearly, and he inadvertently gives Lloyd Braun a $100 bill to buy the Chinese gum
*Kramer eats a hot dog "from the Silent era" and throws up on the sidewalk
*George's PIN code is BOSCO, the chocolate sauce
*Jerry mentions a cousin named "Douglass" who has an obsession with Pepsi
*Jerry breaks up with a woman for refusing to taste his pie at the coffee shop
*Jerry breaks up with a woman for eating her peas one at a time
*Jerry breaks up with a woman and drugged her with wine and turkey so he could play with her old toy collection
*Jerry broke up with a woman because she sucked on his fruit pits after he ate it
*Jerry gets a free Armani suit and must buy Bania 2 meals
*Jerry's pez dispenser causes Elaine to laugh during Georges girlfriend's recital
*Kramer gets rid of his refridgerator so he can only eat fresh food
*Kramer installs a garbage disposal in his shower and cleans vegetables while showering
*Bania has routines on chocolate drink mixes Bosco and Ovaltine
*Larry the cook threatens george for bringing in outside condiments
*Izzy Mandelbaum owner of the Magic Pan
Ahh that will hold me for a while. there are MANY more.
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Hahaha, so funny!
How about the fried chicken episode, where a crazy chicken place opens opposite of Kramer's place? Lol.
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Okay, I read through this ENTIRE thread and didn't see these or missed these:
-Peterman Bus Tour, where Kramer provides pizza bagels for lunch...only he obviously ran out of bagels and Jerry's is made from a donut.
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This makes me realize just how much Seinfeld food pervades my life. In an e mail response to a potluck request, I just offered to make a "big salad." I first made chocolate babka and marble rye inspired by Seinfeld episodes, and have made both in the past month. I can't make crepes without thinking about the Cubans rolling them at the Magic Pan. Oy!
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I was singing the Beefarino tune to myself earlier this week, completely randomly.
"I'm so keeno on beefarino. What a delicious cuisine-o! Fit for a king or queen-o..."
It creeps up on you at the most random times.
Also, I never had a babka until years after I first saw the Babka episode, and obviously HAD to try both the cinnamon and chocolate kinds. No offense to Elaine, but chocolate babka IS the better babka. :o)
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In no particular order,
Kramer feeding his horse Beef-A-Reano (Bean-a-reano) and the horse consequently stinking up the place. ( I believe this was also the marble rye episode)
The power of Cinnamon Chocolate Babka
It's a JUNIOR Mint
Kramer making.. bette midler a macaroni sculpture
This is killing me. "Vegetable Lasagna" and the diabetic cookie reference both made my day.
What about Kramer getting burned by hot coffee and suing?
I also will never forget Elaine comparing two restaurants' tuna salad recipes. "They put a little lemon in it, I LOVE that!" I feel the same way so that hit home.
Sorry, to resurrect this 'vintage' thread... but Jerry has 12 boxes of cereal on his shelf?! I am blown away by this because if you are constructing a semi-realistic character, twelve boxes of cereal seems a bit high. Although I guess that is want makes him atypical and interesting.
Unless you ate cereal constantly, I believe (in real life) it would be very hard to eat 12 boxes fast enough to keep them fresh-tasting.
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Grace, that's true. However, on more than one occasion we've seen Kramer come by and borrow cereal; Jerry was basically supplying Kramer with all groceries as well. And we've also seen Elaine sitting there, eating a bowl of cereal. Jerry essentially always supplied his friends with unlimited fresh fruit, Snapple, cereal and milk, year after year...
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Yup, and Jerry is so amazed by her insatiable appetite for cereal (even more than his own) that he says to her something to the effect: "More cereal?!? That's like your third bowl today !". Also, in the episode about where he spends an entire day and night trying to break up with the woman who made him wear the silly hat on a visit to Amish country, durigng the course of the intense 12 hour break-up, there is actually a scene of both of them taking a break, eating bowls of cereal, and commenting on it's ingredients...
from season 3:
George Costanza: No, that's pie country. They do a lot of baking up there.
Jerry: They sell them by the side of the road. Blueberry, blackberry.
George Costanza: Blackberry, boysenberry.
Jerry: Boysenberry, huckleberry.
George Costanza: Huckleberry, raspberry.
Jerry: Raspberry, strawberry.
George Costanza: Strawberry, cranberry.
Jerry: [pause] Peach.
I scoured the whole thread, pretty sure no one's mentioned this one:
George loses his glasses and goes to the optician Kramer recommends (to get a deal). Kramer has to threaten the optician to give George a deal on the new glasses, because "I helped you get off sugar! Remember this?!?" he says, brandishing a chocolate bar in front of the guy's face.
Later in that episode we see the optician has caved in to sugar and is eating a chocolate bar.


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Imagine what you can accomplish with vision and imagination. I think you will find everything you need in this issue to create that special quilt. As always, our designers have outdone themselves. We have everything from table accents to queen-size bed quilts.
This is the time of year when our thoughts turn to family, gift-giving and giving thanks for the blessings in our lives. It's a time for reflection. Our theme for this issue offers everything needed to make long-lasting traditions, thoughtful quilted gifts and unforgettable memories. As an added bonus we've also included several lap-size quilts perfect for charity giving, along with color options for many others to give you the visuals you need to support causes near and dear to your heart.
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West Virginia Education Association President Dale Lee met with Sens. Jay Rockefeller and Joe Manchin Monday to discuss the devastating effects of sequestration — automatic federal spending cutbacks — if the Joint Select Committee on Deficit Reduction fails to identify at least $1.2 trillion in budgetary savings over the next 10 years.
Scheduled to take effect Jan. 2, as stipulated in the Budget Control Act of 2011, billions of dollars are expected to be stripped from education.
According to figures released by the federal Office of Management and Budget, the National Education Association reports nearly $7.9 million in cuts to Title 1 in West Virginia would affect 10,000 low-income students.
Likewise, Head Start would be cut by $4.78 million and Special Education Grants would be cut $6.2 million in West Virginia.
Other federal programs slated to be cut in West Virginia are Rural Education ($278,000), Vocations Rehabilitation State Grants ($2.1 million), 21st Century Learning Centers ($582,000), among others.
"Sens. Manchin and Rockefeller are strong advocates for West Virginia and are both strong advocates for a deal that will protect the average American and protect West Virginians," said Lee. "We want to show them that they are supported here in West Virginia and we want to ensure Congress makes cuts that are fair instead of sticking it to the everyday American."
The education association supports making sure the wealthiest 2 percent of Americans are paying their share of taxes, he said.
Lee explained that in many ways, West Virginia is piloting programs like Universal Free Meal Programs across several counties and statewide Universal Pre-K that set us ahead of other states.
These cuts, as slated for Jan. 2 without a passed budget, would affect many of these programs. Cuts to Head Start would drop funding for a total of 650 students and affect 260 jobs statewide.
In all, more than 550 jobs across the state could be lost, according to the National Education Association.
"Large cuts across the board like this would eliminate some of the class offerings students have available to them and will make it harder to assure we have highly qualified teachers in front of all students," Lee said.
Already more than 600 classrooms in West Virginia do not have a certified teacher, he added.
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Lee, who is a special education teacher at Princeton High School, added that cuts to special education often affect course offerings and classroom sizes, which in turn effect student achievement.
"Cuts to education are cuts that don't heal," he added.
Sen. Manchin responded to his meeting with the Education Association.
"I had a very productive conversation with our educators and other concerned groups about how we best protect our shared priorities — like our children, our seniors and our veterans — and I assured them that I will work with my colleagues on both sides of the aisle to make sure we don't hurt our schools. I want to see the fiscal cliff and sequestration prevented as much as anyone, and the best way to do that is with a big fix."
In a recent column, Rockefeller laid out his thoughts on addressing the fiscal cliff.
"We got into this situation because of the deep disagreement about whether it makes good sense to reduce our deficit by asking the very wealthy to pay a little more or by putting the full burden onto middle class and struggling families and small businesses," he said. "I have long championed the idea that those at the very top should be asked to do at least their fair share."
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Those from Freehold who were among the county residents named to boards include Maire Bayerle, Charles Buscaglia, Ross Clayton, Thomas Grimes, Robert Hary, Therese Hendrickson, Jennifer Hoffer, Maureen Leach, Christopher Marion and Cee Okuzu.
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NEW YORK (MarketWatch) — U.S. stocks rose on Friday, with the S&P 500 index continuing its record run and posting its best weekly gain since mid-July, as investors applauded quarterly results from Internet-search titan Google Inc. and investment bank Morgan Stanley.
"So far early in the earnings season, I would have to say it's better than average. Not great, but better than average. We're at all-time highs, so the market is certainly seeing it that way," said J.J. Kinahan, chief strategist at TD Ameritrade in Chicago.
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Closing at a record for a second session, the S&P 500 /quotes/zigman/3870025/realtime SPX -0.87% gained 11.35 points, or 0.7%, at 1,744.50, up 2.4% for the week. Technology paced sector gains among its 10 major industries.
Wall Street's advance comes on the assumption that the Federal Reserve will continue the pace of its $85 billion in monthly asset purchases in the wake of the now-ended budget standoff that closed government operations for 16 days. Congress has voted to finance government operations until Jan. 15 and hike the nation's debt ceiling through the middle of January.
"It's nice that the government put aside some fears, shall we say, but only temporarily," said Kinahan at TD Ameritrade. One concern is how much the current and coming budget moves impact consumer and business spending, given the uncertainty over what's ahead.
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