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i remember when i finally finished my master rifleman grind lol,it was used and cheap,but being able to finally use my T-21...priceless
I remember getting master rifleman and being able to use t21s. I also remember a dramatic jump in firing speed just from getting that master box. that was good times.
I sit on a man's back, choking him and making him carry me, and yet assure myself and others that I am very sorry for him and wish to ease his lot by all possible means - except by getting off his back.
I'm not sure if they removed it from the game (during first few months of launch), but my uncle was jumping up and down when he had found this GIGANTIC WHITE CANNON. The stats were pretty decent and looked pretty cool. HOWEVER, when he fired it, it sounded like a mouse that just farted out a bb pellet.
We all laughed and made fun of his new "sweet" gun.
I remember the sheer terror of running to my harvestors before mounts were in the game. If a mob populated by one of them and I saw red it would make for an interesting hour or so. Those early days were the funnest to me.
After November of 2005, my favorite moment was when SOE pulled the plug on the game. 2,000 suckers cried out in agony and in an instant were quieted.
Tecmo Bowl.
When I got my first AT-ST "pet". Jeez that was hilarious, those things were so OP you could take down an entire party of rebels on your own ))
Then they got uber nerfed and it wasn't so fun anymore.
I think the most enjoyable time i had in pvp was when i played SWG. Was a lowby in Anchorhead, saw a bunch of red dots coming from up the hill. Few of us noobs got together and went after those dirty imps. Some high level, some low, and each had 1+ AT-ST. We got raped, but we kept fighting, and that battle lasted a very long time, eventualy word got out and some higher class rebels came and we beat them back. It was fun, exciting, action packed, and the outcome wasnt known.
Had many great battles in AH.
Player city battles also were much fun. Having guild invade another guild to try to take out a base. Ahhhh
And i was mostly a crafter but couldnt miss those fun pvp times. Always had my one combat toon to pvp.
I will never forget the first time our guild managed to get a full group of 20 people together and went hunting rancors on dathomir. This was just after release before most people even mastered marksman
Hard to choose just one, but a good one that gave a real sense of SW was a 100+ vs 100+ rebel vs imp battle in a valley on tattoine. Each side where encamped on each side of the valley slopes.
As a rebel looking at the imperial encampment, with at least a dozen AT-STs at the crest of the slope silohetted by the setting sun. The huge master ranger camps dotted accross the hillside, each filled with player soldiers, doctors buffing and treating the wounded. The battle entourage of dancers and entertainers providing entertainments for the soldiers. In the base of the valley the battle raged on continously. The blaster fire literally filled air, with stray shots coming up the hillside and hitting the ground next to me in a puff of smoke. And it was not just blaster fire, the jets of the flame throwers, the twirling Teras Kasi all where mixed in as well.
Overall having a big battle like that was not just good because of the scale it presented, but also that everyone and every proffesion was involved, from the most pure build fighter, to the dancers, medics and scouts. Presented the kind of dynamics that would never exist in a pure fighting game like Battlefield, or even the ye old WoW battles of Tarren Mill.
Ummm i had our mayor city-warn a GM who was in town (player had vehicle stuck issue) and i had a weapon malfunction killing him... Next patch city-warn was gone.. sigh yea yea it was me sorry ....
There are too many moments to choose from when you consider the time frame of 2003 to 2011.
Discovering the green Helper Droid for the first time.
My first Master Badge (Artisan).
My first POI: The Mighty Sarlaac
My First Ace Pilot: Vortex Squadron
My first Colonel rank: No smuggler assistance
My First Old Man Visit.
My First successful Jedi Bounty
My 2004 Live Event Accolade Badge
MMO History: 2528 days in SW:G
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Ummm i had our mayor city-warn a GM who was in town (player had vehicle stuck issue) and i had a weapon malfunction killing him... Next patch city-warn was gone.. sigh yea yea it was me sorry ....
People have been taking credit for that since 2005.
We had a guild on Intrepid that did that as well.
MMO History: 2528 days in SW:G
Making my first maxed out pets pre-cu system with bio-engineering.
I had a lot of favorite moments. A lot of it was 'whoa' moments when we discovered something new that we never even knew was in the game like a cave or POI or something.
But the best stuff was probably the interaction with players. I have never met so many generous and friendly people outside of SWG.... I can think of like 10 instances off the top of my head where I talked to someone totally new and we hit it off and did whatever it was that we were doing.
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Getting my kaadu mount.
So many great moments: getting a Tusken Raider outfit, seeing an entire guild show up for PvP decked out in Stormtrooper armor, buying a YT-1300. The best was putting down a house for the first time in a city. What a great feeling to have a personal base of operations that I could decorate with trophies and show off to people in a small community of like-minded players.
Have flask; will travel.
I have so many moments I could talk about that I almost feel like I lived there...
I'll just say this, because I think it says a lot about the early game and its community:
SWG was my first MMORPG. I had been a hardcore FPS gamer for years. I decided to try out this Star Wars game I saw at the store, and I just took the dive. After creating my character, I ended up on Talus in the Imperial Outpost. I had ZERO clue what I was doing, or what I was supposed to do. I was blown away. I must have looked like a lost newb, because a higher level player approached me with two Greater Sludge Panthers in tow behind him. He asked me if I was new, welcomed me to the world, and then we chatted for a bit. He ended up giving me a few credits so I could get a decent gun, and then he offered to take me out for my first leveling expedition.
I remember just being in awe from the whole thing up to that point. I was so immersed in the world and what was happening that I lost all track of time. This guy and his cats took me on a hunt and helped me gain some levels. He then gave me on advice about where I should be questing, gave me some meds and food, and bid me fairwell. All told he had taken two hours of his time to introduce me to the experience. I was completely hooked from that moment forward. I went on to do this same thing for several new players, some of whom joined my guild and became long-time friends.
After I had played the game for a couple weeks, I soon learned that there were not only lots of people who hung out in various Star Ports looking for level one newbs to help, but that there was an entire community of mature and interesting people from all walks of life playing that game. It wasn't just a game for levelers or PvP players. Because there were so many paths you could take your character, the game attracted the kinds of people you would proably never see enjoying any of these current MMOs. I know I haven't enjoyed them more than superficially. I've had no experiences like the social ones I had in SWG.
I think this story is sort of iconic of my whole experience in the game. Everything I did had the same flavor to it. The game was alive. It was a virtual world.
A sure sign that you are in an old, dying paradigm/mindset, is when you are scared of new ideas and new technology. Don't feel bad. The world is moving on without you, and you are welcome to yell "Get Off My Lawn!" all you want while it happens. You cannot, however, stop an idea whose time has come.
I got to Tatooine. I was wide-eyed and felt like I was in the Star Wars universe (for some reason I never really got that feeling from TOR) and big wookiee named Bowbacca offered to teach me his language.
- Setting up my home through the years, from the smallest Tatooine house that I could barely fill with furniture and trophies, to eventually needing a guild hall and two small houses to store all my items. Used to sit on the steps and watch the sun go down.
- Doing Heroics with friends in the later years.
- Starting off as a trader in the Pre-Cu and learning the different systems. Eventually coming back after the NGE and laying down harvesters on different planets, getting the best resources for armor mods and plates (I forget the exact terminology), and selling full suits of RIS armour from my vendor.
- Hunting on Kashyyk for trophies and doing the quests for furniture.
- Semi-RPing the transition of my commando that I had played for years to a Jedi; finishing the required collections and gearing him up with his first lightsaber and modded clothing (created by my different traders.)
- Playing as Trandoshians, Wookies, Sullustans, and Ithorians.
- Finishing collections and badge hunting.
My favorite moments were bounty hunting. There's nothing like making a force sensitive pee his pants when one minute he's enjoying a chat in the Eisley Cantina and the next he's facing fire from two bounty hunters. And the hate tells were icing on the cake.
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I was a late commer to the game but I litteraly felt like I was glowing when I got my YT-1300. I called my housemate over to show him on the moniter. "what a piece of junk!" He exclaimed. "Are you kidding?" I retorted "She'll make point 5 past lightspeed!"
When I first got SWG it was because I wanted to be a Tie Interceptor Pilot. That was my ship of choice when playing xwing alliance.
The ground game was soooooo gooooood, that I never achieved that goal until after NGE hit.
My favourite moment was probably logging in when my character was at his large house on naboo, with a lake view, walking out front and calling my pet Gurrcat to share the view with me.
Other notable times:
-Mastering Fencer
-Being guilded
-Decorating my house as an Imperial Training Facility
I had subscribed past the NGE and i gave it a good and honest go, but it was crap. So I then dedicated my time to mastering imperial pilot and getting my Red Guard Tie Interceptor.
Once I achieved that goal, I gave all my stuff to a newb guild. A guild of players who had not ever played pre-NGE, and logged off, never to return.
Following the highest leveled bounty hunter on our server, on foot, through Tat's desert, for an hour, only to arrive at a huge canyon, in the bottom of which was his house, one of the first on our server. Coming from FPS's, my mind was blown, my perspective was changed, and I was an MMORPGer from that point on.
Encountering the first Jedi I had ever seen, meditating in the outpost on Endor.
Having to ask other players to teach me the languages, and the skills. Such a little thing, but it adds to much content.
FInishing my guild hall museum.
FInishing my Fort Tusken hunting cabin. I had about 200 full body Tusken costumes and about 300 Tusken heads mounted on pikes...
For me was the pre CU Theed 4th of July dance party outside the main spaceport on Lowca. Was tons of people there and loads of fun with all the dancing and music we managed to put together.
Next was being an dancer and talking will all the other dances and people who came in to be buffed.
Pulling Eclipses 1st and possibly only set of Exceptional Krayt tissues from the corpse of an ancient with about 15 seconds to go before downtime.
Any space PVP I was ever part of.
My most proud moment was working on the original RE table for JTL having catalogues so many parts for inclusion it was leasing to see the work we put into it become a must have for any and all pilots.
Walking with a party of 20 or so low level players for hours to get to Fort Tusken. When we arrived we were ecstatic, we had killed a few bands on the way, it was tough but we did it. We charged the fort with the confidence of 20 Jedi! And were quickly mauled Normandy style. It was a blast and on that night I vowed to kill every Tusken that crossed my path.
Rebel group of twelve or so raided theed in the afternoon. I killed every single one of them by myself.


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Daniel Rich at training today with the Brisbane Lions. Picture: Mark Calleja Source: The Courier-Mail
RESPECT may still be the ultimate goal for the Brisbane Lions but young gun Daniel Rich reckons they have already ticked one box for 2013.
Rich said the Lions could only make the competition take notice if they ended their four-year finals drought but was not going to make any bold claims at their first day back at training after the Christmas break.
However, Rich thought the Lions had shown the right team mentality to achieve the goal after emerging from the end-of-year interval without any players making headlines for all the wrong reasons.
The AFL has been left red-faced by a string of off-season incidents.
Most recently Gold Coast Suns midfielder Harley Bennell was charged during New Year's Eve celebrations in Western Australia after a nightclub fight broke out.
"The good thing has been that we had no issues over the break," Rich said.
"It's been a focus here at the Lions that you train hard and prepare well and when you have a break you don't do anything stupid.
"I can't speak for other clubs but we have had a good attitude over the break, and not got into trouble which has obviously been seen at other clubs.
"And that sort of thing is player-driven.
"You shouldn't have to rely on the coach being like a school teacher - if it is driven by the senior players the younger guys follow."
The Lions took giant strides last season, finishing 2012 with three straight victories to boost their win tally to 10 - six more than the previous year.
Rich believed finals footy was the only way to ensure the former three-time champions gained respect once again.
But he was not going to mention the "f" word - yet.
"It's about putting words into actions," he said.
"I am not sure what other teams think of us to be honest.
"But it's always about earning respect if you are not making finals - that's why we are here.
"These next few months are about achieving those long term goals."
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Since 1989, when Sister Mary Scullion and Joan Dawson McConnon founded our organization, Project HOME has helped more than 8,000 people break the cycle of homelessness and poverty by providing a continuum of care that includes street outreach, supportive housing and comprehensive services that focus on health care, education and employment.
Our Public Policy, Education & Advocacy team won a landmark case in the Third Circuit Federal Appeals Court, which established a legal precedent ensuring fair housing practices for homeless persons with special needs. For nearly 25 years, Project HOME has worked with a variety of coalitions on the city, state, and national levels to impact public policies, educate elected officials and maximize resources for housing and services
Teams from our Outreach Coordination Center, in partnership with the City of Philadelphia, Hall Mercer, Horizon House, the Mental Health Association of SEPA, and SEPTA, canvass the streets of Center City and surrounding areas around the clock to link homeless individuals with shelter, supportive housing, medical care, mental health care and substance abuse treatment
Project HOME provides 621 units of housing in Philadelphia, including 572 units of affordable and supportive housing for formerly homeless men, women and families, with plans to increase housing capacity to almost 1,000 units by 2017
James Widener Ray Homes opened in 2012, a completely renovated, 53-unit building in the Tioga section of Philadelphia, the first development of the Middleton Housing Partnership, made possible through a transformational leadership gift from Leigh and John Middleton
JBJ Soul Homes, a four-story, mixed-use development that will bring retail space and 55 apartments for formerly homeless and low-income men, women, and children to the Francisville neighborhood, opened in April 2014
Construction has begun on 810 Arch Street, a 94-unit, mixed-use development that will provide affordable housing to both a special-needs population (formerly homeless men and women) and to individuals living on low incomes
Opportunities for Employment
Our Employment Services program works with over 200 residents and alumni each year on educational assistance, job search, job coaching, resume writing and budgeting. We make employment referrals and maintain relationships with community partners including Fresh Direct, The Fresh Grocer, Loews Hotel, PA CareerLink, Morgan Lewis & Bockius and ShopRite
The Social Enterprise department was recently created to operate an increased number of social enterprises that provide employment opportunities and workplace skill development for formerly homeless individuals. The HOME Page Café and the Library Restroom Attendant Program in partnership with the Free Library of Philadelphia, Starbucks and Metropolitan Bakery, HOME Spun Resale Boutique, and HOME Made number among the initiatives
Our Adult Learning and Workforce Development Program at the Honickman Learning Center and Comcast Technology Labs, serves more than 1,200 annually, thanks to generous funders like the Raynier Foundation and Citizens Bank.. The program provides employment services to formerly homeless residents and community members, including: Adult Basic Education/GED Preparation; Computers and Technology; Job Readiness; Resume Workshops; Career Tracks Programs; Workforce Development Workshops; and Career Fairs. We also partner with the Urban League of Philadelphia to provide free customer service training and placement support
The Harold A. Honickman Young Entrepreneur Program provides teens the opportunity to create and run small businesses. This competitive program provides students with business mentors, workshops and start-up funding for business projects proposed by them
In partnership with the Exelon Veterans Training & Employment Program and Independence Blue Cross, we place formerly homeless veterans and other residents in paid internship positions at partner organizations across the city. Through this initiative, formerly homeless men and women have access to paid work experience for a period of three to six months
Medical Care
Our Community Health Initiative, a partnership with the Thomas Jefferson University Department of Family & Community Medicine, makes approximately 2,000 contacts with patients annually, providing community-based, high-quality health care and health education services to the St. Elizabeth's/Diamond Street neighborhood in North Philadelphia. We work to ensure our residents obtain health insurance and link them to preventive health care services
Partnerships with Council for Relationships and House of Hope and Peace enable neighbors to access behavioral health services - including individual, child, couple and family therapy, as well as workshops on stress management, anger management, parenting, building family and community resilience, coping with anxiety and depression, and empowering the self and others to address violence in the community
Recently received Federally Qualified Health Clinic status and broke ground on the nearly 30,000-square-foot Stephen Klein Wellness Center, a facility where Project HOME, Thomas Jefferson University Hospitals, and other partners will provide community-based, uniquely integrated health and wellness services targeted to the needs of the North Central Philadelphia Community
Our Honickman Learning Center and Comcast Technology Labs (HLCCTL), a state-of-the-art, 38,000-square-foot technology center in North Central Philadelphia, provides critical educational and workforce development programs for neighborhood children and their families. The North Philly Footstompers Drill Team allows 25 youth to compete in local and national competitions, and offers opportunities that change and enlarge their world perspective while building their self-esteem, leadership and discipline
A collaborative effort between Project HOME and Germantown Academy resulted in the Community Partnership School (CPS) at the HLCCTL. This innovative, independent K-5 elementary school offers a unique educational opportunity that combines a rigorous academic curriculum with training in social responsibility and comprehensive services for the talented, underserved young children in North Philadelphia
Awards and Recognitions
Project HOME won the inaugural Willard G. "Bill" Rouse III Award for Excellence from the Urban Land Institute Philadelphia for the design of JBJ Soul Homes (2014)
Philadelphia City Council recognized Project HOME for "achieving 25 years of providing exceptional services to the homeless population in the City of Philadelphia" (2014)
Sister Mary Scullion and Joan Dawson McConnon awarded University of Pennsylvania's Institute for Urban Research's 10th annual Urban Leadership Award, which honors urban visionaries for their transformative leadership for sustainable and inclusive cities (2014)
Sister Mary Scullion received the 2013 James Cardinal Gibbons Medal from The Catholic University of America Alumni Association (2013)
Joan Dawson McConnon awarded Penn State's Distinguished Alumni Award, the University's highest award for an individual (2012)
Sister Mary Scullion named 2011 Citizen of the Year by the Philadelphia Inquirer (2012)
Sister Mary Scullion and Joan Dawson McConnon receive the University of Notre Dame Laetare Award (2011)
Sister Mary Scullion is selected by MORE Magazine as one of the "50 Strongest Women" (2011)
Sister Mary Scullion is selected by Time Magazine as one of the "World's Most Influential People in 2009" (2009)
Sister Mary Scullion and Joan Dawson McConnon are selected by Dunkin' Donuts and the Philadelphia Eagles as two of the "75 Greatest Living Philadelphians" (2007)
Project HOME receives the National Alliance to End Homelessness Nonprofit Sector Achievement Award (2005)
Project HOME receives the National Law Center on Homelessness and Poverty's STAR Award for constructive, creative, innovative and replicable approaches to ending homelessness (2004)
Project HOME recognized by CBS National News as a national model to end homelessness (2006)
Project HOME recognized by The San Francisco Chronicle as a national model to end homelessness (2004)
Project HOME recognized by The Denver Post as a national model to end homelessness (2004)
Project HOME recognized by The New York Times as a national model to end homelessness (2003)
Project HOME receives the Ford Foundation's national "Leadership for a Changing World Award" (2002)
Project HOME recognized by the U.S. Department of Housing and Urban Development as one of the "100 Best Practices" (2000)
Project HOME recognized by Philanthropy Roundtable as one of the "16 most efficient and innovative charities we know of anywhere" (2000)


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Kaycee Wells is not your stereotypical cheerleader.
You won't find her standing on the sidelines waving a pair of pom-poms or doing back flips across the football field. Instead, Wells does all of her cheering from the softball field.
"I always have a lot of energy, and I just like to help keep the spirit up," the Lady Pirates' shortstop said. "I just try and stay up all the time and not let the ladies get down at all."
As the heart of the Lady Pirates' infield and starting lineup, Wells is consistently in the field of play. But it's not just her playmaking ability that has captured the attention of her coaches and teammates.
Wells' fun-loving spirit and happy-go-lucky attitude have provided an additional element to Braden River's softball games. She's the first one to stand on the bleachers, pounding the walls of the dugout in celebration, and the last one to walk off the mound.
"She keeps everybody loose, and that's what this team needs," coach Doug Powell said. "(All season) they were lose and happy-go-lucky, and Kaycee keeps it that way."
Wells grew up playing softball with her older sister, Krista, and when Wells arrived at Braden River, the two became what Wells called the "team pumper-uppers."
With her sister off to college, Wells continued to carry on the tradition this season. Nicknamed the team cheerleader, Wells is by far the loudest member of the Lady Pirates softball team. So it's no surprise that Wells walks off the field without her voice more often than not.
"I've just always been the one to keep the spirit up on all the teams that I've been on," Wells said.
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Once a week the chaps from the council come along to collect the recyclables. We are provided with two bins per household (meaning I have to share with Cunt) a purple one for plastic and tins (which is pathetic because the former can only be recycled by type not generically –still, I chuck all my plastic in anyway, just in case it won't wind up in a landfill) and a green one for bottles and newspapers.
Last night at about 11pm Cunt decided to recycle his stuff, something he doesn't usually bother doing because he's a dribbling gitprong, so, of course instead of popping it quietly in the fucking bin like a normal human he stands a few feet away and throws each item in one by one, just so the whole of fucking south London knows of his benevolence to humanity. This morning when I came down one bin was full of the remnants of fine wines and broadsheets, the other full of tins of Stella Artois and Carling and a single copy of last Thursday's Sun.
I had a pleasant evening, met up with Frank in the local for a couple of chocolaty ales and a couple of tabs in the marquee out back, before returning home for a luxury bath in which I was able to submerge my sweet little head without fear of winding up like that bloke in the John Betjeman Poem with the egg shaped head and crap tie. I ate supper, steamed broccoli and the other Chicken Kiev I bought last week, it wasn't very nice to be honest, never again, as I watched Gordon Ramsey doing his magicians act for some cunts in Wales.
At some point between acts, an advert appeared on TV for 'Jackie, the Album'. Jackie was a girl's magazine in the 70's, it was aimed at girls older than my sister but my mate Paul had a sister who was just the right age. We used to 'borrow' her copy primarily to read the problem pages, first time I ever saw the phrase 'smelly discharge' and I nearly died laughing, I digress, I was just leaving the room to get some more wine when I was forced back to listen to the featured tracks. It was like being stunned with a nostalgia gun, one of the songs my granny used to sing to me, another I'd not heard since the long drought of 1976, another one I really liked but didn't know who the fuck the band was… I must have it in my possession, sod the fact that it will be the gayest thing I've ever had, ever. Even gayer than Eddie Izzard kissing the tiny face of a weeping fairy sat on a daisy.
After the News and an Alan P on Dave I became bored. It was too early for bed and too late to get steaming so I challenged myself to a top ten, (this was possibly a reaction to Jackie, the Album?)
I'd had two pints and two wines and thought it was only fair that in two minutes I spontaneously regurgitated my top ten favourite films. Being a tad tipsy one is a little more honest than one would be if, say, cavorting about the NFT of an afternoon stone cold sober. Besides, when one is a wee bit pissed every minute seems longer (and more bearable). So here it is, unedited and as it came out. I was rather surprised by the lack of zombies.
Withnail and I
Fight Club
Back to the Future 2
10 Rillington Place
The Great Escape
North by Northwest
Kind Hearts and Cornonets
Annie Hall
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