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Rob Dyrdek shows us some of the funniest videos with two of his friends.
Director:Shane Nickerson,Rob Dyrdek
Duration:30 min
Season 1 - Ridiculousness
"Rob and the 'Ridiculousness' crew have some redneck good times, experience painful double whammies, and get pogo stuck as they show off the craziest videos on the internet."
"'Jackass' star Johnny Knoxville joins the 'Ridiculousness' crew to see what happens when bad ideas turn worse, wild beasts get freaky, and kids end up in the wrong place at the wrong time."
"Big Black; ``Makeshift Thrill Rides''; ``Bieber Hair''; ``Coming in Hot''; human scorpions; spider."
"Extreme stuntman Travis Pastrana visits the studio to help Rob and the gang show off the craziest animals and baddest whiskey throttles on the web."
"Action sports personality The Dingo hangs out with Rob and the gang to watch some web videos of worst case scenarios and costly crashes."
"The 'Ridiculousness' crew watches the most painful karate mishaps on the web, and learns what it truly means to ride dirty."
"The 'Ridiculousness' family welcomes special guest\/extreme television producer Jeff Tremaine to help share web videos featuring the hardest slams and worst friends out there."
"Skater Matt Schlager is a guest. Clips of \"Man-kinis\" and \"Dodging Bullets\" are featured."
"Rob's cousin Drama helps Rob break down Family Dysfunction, Your Friend's a Dick, and Little Rollers. Credit Cards compete for pain against Popsicles. And learn whether Parkour is an art or just some Aggressive Running."
"Bull rider Judd Leffew schools Chanel on whether bulls get dizzy when Rob breaks down A Bunch of Bull and Angry Animals. Watch fools compete in the Ridiculousness Decathlon. And a whole lot of people get Dunked."
"Caite Upton joins Steelo once again as Rob shows off S**t Whips and Redneck Good Times. A lot of people blow out their money-makers in De-Faced. Biker Fox joins the panel for some fun in spandex and scrapes in Biker Down."
"The 'Ridiculousness' gang welcomes a world-class unicyclist, and everyone gets a taste of some of the web's wildest worst-case scenarios and band practice mishaps."
"The late Ryan Dunn, daredevil and former 'Jackass' star, joins the 'Ridiculousness' gang as they take a look at the latest bunch of wacky web videos."
"Rob invites his favorite Youtube dancer to the set, and the 'Ridiculousness' gang finds out what happens when average joes go up against household electronics and Mother Nature."
"The Dingo is back! Laugh as a whole lot of people have a Tough Day on the Job, find out if You're Too Old For That, and who's Almost Awesome. Rob breaks down Skiers vs. Snowboarders. Shoes go flying off in Shoe Down."
"Big Black is back for the 'Ridiculousness' season finale, and the gang watches hilarious vids of people fighting gainst gravity and snow."
Season 2 - Ridiculousness
"Justin Bieber stops by the set to show off some of his Canadian pride, learn about Humanimals and what Popcorning is really all about."
"Floyd Mayweather visits the Ridiculousness studio where Rob shows him what a Pain Face looks like. They'll also endure some Romantic Injuries and learn How Not To Train."
"Former \"PMOY\", Sara Jean Underwood, visits the Ridiculousness set, where Rob shows off his Fear Face and they talk about how Cats are Weird."
"UFC championship fighter, Quinton \"Rampage\" Jackson, shows his wolf battle cry and what really sets off his Hot Button. Rob also shows videos of Crappy Endings and what it's like to get Slampaged."
"\"Ace of Cakes\" star chef, Duff Goldman, stops by set with a scorpion cake and we see some of his Unnecessary Costumes. He and Rob also show videos of Grand Entrances and Ghost Holes."
"Australian-born actor and radio personality, Jason Ellis, shows us he is an expert at Showing Off Gone Wrong when the introduction of Tramp Stamp videos earns him a surprise payback from Chanel."
"The original 'Ridiculousness' trio watch clips of random tackles and animals seeking revenge, and Chanel swaps places with Rob for some redneck good times."
"'Nitro Circus' stunt warrior Street Bike Tommy joins the 'Ridiculousness' gang to watch the wildest whisky throttles and gutsiest big dudes on the web."
"Lil Jon and Rob enjoy the \"Yeah\" category inspired by the rapper, watch videos of Dancing Animals, unintentional Body Shots, and people getting Fenced."
"Tyler, the Creator and Loiter Squad co-star, Taco, visit the set of Ridiculousness and learn about Sloppy Finishes and Faceballs."
"Rapper, Wiz Khalifa, guest stars where he'll discuss with Rob why Grass Is Your Friend and the joys of Human Magnets. The fan favorite, Makeshift Thrill Rides, returns to the show."
"Actress and musical artist, Kat Graham, shows us some of her big moments of One Liners and how to dance on stage with one shoe. Rob also shows videos of her Magical Spells."
"Drift racing super-star, Vaughn Gittin, Jr., reunites with Rob to watch videos featuring Faulty Equipment and High Speed Chaos. Rob introduces instant classic categories such as Flailers and Stunt Dummies."
"Rob shows the audience how to Escape Your Pain while friend and pro championship skater, Chris Cole, learns what it's like to be in the Hot Seat."
"Rob's cousin and Fantasy Factory co-star, Scott Pfaff (AKA Big Cat), comes to the studio so he and Rob can demonstrate why Birds Are Dicks and how to Get Froggy."
"Guest stars WWE Twin Divas, Nicole and Brianna, stop by the Ridiculousness set to show us some of their Backyard Wrestling moves and how to make the perfect Pain Angel."
"Sterling and Chanel help the host break down clips of outrageous viral videos."
"BMX rider and MTV host, TJ Lavin, stops by to learn about Flinstoning, Shirtless Manplay, and Animal Prodigies."
"Rob's parents, Patty and Gene, come by set to watch videos revisiting their children's Pranks, Sibling Rivalry, and some of Rob's best childhood moments."
"To honor the season finale of Ridiculousness, Wee-Man and Preston Lacy take to the couch to watch and celebrate upon all the other jackasses in the world."
Season 3 - Ridiculousness
"DJ Pauly D of MTV's Jersey Shore stops by the studio to help weed out some \"Jersey Shore Rejects\" and show us what a little \"Guy Touching and Laughing\" is all about!"
"Twenty-one-year-old rapper Mac Miller joins Rob in the studio to discuss Mac's hilarious alter ego \"Hairy Lovestein\" and show us what it means to take a \"Leap Of Faith.\""
"Steve-O helps the host break down clips of outrageous viral videos."
"Sterling and Chanel help the host break down clips of outrageous viral videos."
"Dana White helps the host break down clips of outrageous viral videos."
"Skateboarding legend and Jackass star Bam Margera joins Rob to marvel at graceful \"Air Dancers\" and analyze some painful \"Tailboners.\""
"Ridiculousness' pays tribute to the late Ryan Dunn with an episode featuring commentary from the former 'Jackass' daredevil on a new bunch of crazy web videos."
"The one and only Carmen Electra joins fellow Ohio native Rob Dyrdek to show us what real \"Screamers\" are all about and get our heart rates up with a little \"Sexercise.\""
"Rob and Gymkhana phenomenon Ken Block show us how not to be a \"Gymkhanabe\" and we see first hand what being a \"Death Dodger\" is all about!"
"Rapper Riff Raff shows off his Brain Freeze and joins Rob in breaking down some unbelievable Middle of the Mall Sh*t."
"Lost and Lord of the Rings star Dominic Monaghan stops by the studio to marvel at some \"Mild Things\" and watch some innocent bystanders get \"Water Damaged!\""
"Rob is joined by Rapper A$AP Rocky who demonstrates \"A Sneaky Ass Play\" and shows us why fine older ladies \"Still Got It.\""
"Singer Ray J drops by the studio to watch some \"Knockout Entertainment\" and discuss the danger of \"Selfies.\""
"Rob, Sterling and Chanel marvel at some \"Man Squirrels\" and the unfortunate timing of people who become \"Collateral Damage.\""
"Actor Eddie Barbanell and Rob take a look at some adorable \"Humanimals\" and feel the music with a little bit of \"Mancing.\""
"Rob and Super Model Joanna Krupa practice some \"Partial Arts\" and sneak a peak at some \"Man Juggies.\""
"Rob, Sterling and Chanel enjoy some \"Dirty Getaways\" and some unskilled workers proving why this has to be their \"Last Day on the Job.\""
"Rob and International DJ Steve Aoki practice some \"Instant Yoga\" and check out the crowd madness at music \"Mess-tivals"
"Rob Dyrdek and Australian singer superstar Cody Simpson witness some extremely \"Awkward Dates\" and discover the internet's most \"Anti-Viral Sensations.\""
"Drama, Big Black and The Fantasy Factory crew stop by the studio to make some \"Miracle Shots\" and get \"Gassed Up!\""
Season 4 - Ridiculousness
"Comedian Nick Swardson shows Rob what it means to be \"Old and Horny,\" the lifestyle of \"Day Drunks,\" and how he knows: \"My Car's a Dick.\""
"Entertainment icon Snoop Dogg\/Snoop Lion and Rob enjoy some \"Over the Tizzle Celebrizzles,\" watch the \"Foreign 5-0\" bumble their jobs and see what happens when kids have \"Too Much Pep.\""
"Rob, Sterling, and Chanel VI have some laughs over civilian freak outs, broken news, a raccoon v. chimpanzee fight, and a mom with major indigestion."
"'Girl Code's Jamie Lee stops by 'Ridiculousness' and laughs at people who are \"Bad With Kids\" with Rob and the gang."
"TV host Stevie Ryan hangs with the crew to watch hilarious videos about twerkaholics, sloppy make outs, and sh***y criminals."
"Rob, Steelo, and Chanel hang out and laugh at videos with British dads, \"wet dumps,\" and random naps"
"Actor and comedian Mike Epps and Rob watch people \"Getting Zombied,\" stuffing food in unlikely places to \"Save it for Later\" and ponder who is most deserving of \"Bond or Burial\" money."
"Actor Michael B. Jordan tells Rob about the pitfalls of \"Bad Bro-mates,\" learns some new \"Crying Styles\" and scores some \"Human Field Goals.\""
"YouTube personality Jenna Marbles helps break down outrageous viral videos."
"Jackson Nicoll helps break down outrageous viral videos."
"Lil Duval helps break down outrageous viral videos."
"Chanel and Sterling helps break down outrageous viral videos."
"Finnish stuntmen \"the Dudesons\" help break down outrageous viral videos."
"Pro skateboarder Nyjah Huston helps break down outrageous viral videos."
"Lacey Chabert helps break down outrageous viral videos."
"Derek Hough helps break down outrageous viral videos."
"Rob, Sterling and Chanel explore the fun side of \"Chatter Gas,\" experience some \"No Pros\" going down, and expose true feelings in \"Surprise, I Hate You.\""
"Rapper Tyga helps break down outrageous viral videos."
"Guy Fieri helps break down outrageous viral videos."
"Harley Morenstein helps break down outrageous viral videos."
"\"Not the Face\"; \"Code Red\"; \"Obliviousness.\""
Season 5 - Ridiculousness
"Chrissy Teigen helps break down outrageous viral videos in the Season 5 premiere."
"Chef Eddie Huang helps break down outrageous viral videos."
"David Spade; \"Stunt Butts\"; \"Joe Dirts\"; \"Buh-Bye.\""
"Sterling and Chanel; \"Locked In\"; \"Active Girth\"; \"End of Days.\""
"Maria Menounos joins the crew and laughs at reporter mishaps, craziness at sporting events, pranks gone wrong, and more."
"Actor and producer David Arquette stops by Ridiculousness to laugh at videos inspired by his own characters, power calves, and that time he was thrown out of his own club!"
"Legendary TV Host Larry King joins the crew to laugh about painful crashes, pants mishaps, and what happens when you dance TOO sexy."
"Rob, Steelo, and Chanel laugh at bossy babies, momma damage, and party-hard senior citizens! "
"Legendary pro skateboarder Danny Way stops by to watch hilarious videos of missed jumps, people who can't take hits, and chatter victims of anesthesia."
"Pro Skateboarder Paul Rodriguez hangs out on Ridiculousness and inspires categories with his board skills, time on Street Dreams, and even solving problems with his girlfriend."
"Kendall and Kylie Jenner; \"Krazy Moms\"; \"Kill the Kamera.\""
"French Montana; \"Smack and Cheese\"; \"Gas Assassins\"; \"Beast Friends Forever.\""
"Chanel and Sterling; \"Injury Camp\"; \"From Bad to Worse\"; \"Time Travelers.\""
"Pro snowboarder and Olympic Gold Medal winner Sage Kotsenburg stops by to watch videos about snowboarding mishaps, blonde haired dare devil fails, and brothers who don't quite fit in."
"Supermodel Chanel Iman stops by to inspire hilarious categories where those who aren't as graceful as her fall in heels, fly like angels, and have strange mating noises."
"Rob, Sterling and Chanel celebrate the 100th episode; \"Popcorned\"; \"Heavy Leg Syndrome\"; \"Redneck Good Times.\""
"On an all-new episode of Ridiculousness, the greatest substitute teacher in history, Mr. Rochelle (Tyler the Creator), teaches Rob how he deals with \"Klassholes,\" discovers the danger of \"Portals\"."
"Basketball player Nate Robinson; \"Sharpshooters\"; \"Supermarket Sports\"; \"Dunk Cam.\""
Season 6 - Ridiculousness
"Rob, Sterling, and Chanel learn how people can be protected by \"Angel Bubbles\u201d, witness an international \"Animal Uprising\", and celebrate some \"Gifts From Heaven.\""
"Rob shows skateboard prodigy Jagger Eaton some \"Mega Dumps\", discovers some \"Magnet Feet\", and they all learn how to build \"Budget Skateparks\"."
"Sleepy Hollow\u2019s resident badass Lyndie Greenwood joins Rob, Sterling and Chanel to check out some terrifying \u201cEveryday Demons\u201d & laugh at some hilarious hockey \u201cPuck Ups\u201d."
"Hollywood stunt driver, Top Gear USA host, and X-Games champion Tanner Foust shares the dangers of \"Going Extra, Extra Big,and \" test drives some \"Next Level Rides.\""
"The greatest substitute teacher in history, Mr. Rochelle (Tyler the Creator), teaches Rob how he deals with \"Klassholes,\" discovers the danger of \"Portals\""
"Rapper YG drops by the studio to explore a new meaning of his hit song \u201cMy Hitta\u201d, uncover the true meaning of \u201cRollin\u2019 Fatties\u201d."
"Rob, Sterling and Chanel; \"Magnet Back\"; \"Treevenge\"; \"British Kerfuffles.\""
"Rob, Sterling and Chanel experience \u201cAccidental Filth\u201d, see who\u2019s got their \u201cBeer Belts\u201d, and learn what it means to have a \u201cHuman Glitch\u201d."
"Rapper Future tells us about \"Dungeon Life,\" and the dangers of \"Going Too Hard,\" while Rob tells the space enthusiast about the \"Backyard Space Program.\""
"YouTube stars Smosh expose some \"Secret Commandos,\" showcase the hilarity of getting \"Shut Up\" and help highlight \"Why Men Shouldn't Twerk.\""
"Detroit hip-hop sensation Danny Brown joins Rob to show what it means to be a \u201cLaugh Maverick\u201d, share in the love of \u201cCat Bros\u201d and experiment with some \u201cGreat Drinking Combos\u201d."
"Rob, Sterling and Chanel introduce us to \u201cDadholes\u201d, show us some people getting \u201cFlapjacked\u201d, and listen to some \u201cStar Spangled Butchers\u201d."
"Superstar rapper Rick Ross goes from \u201cHood Hundredaire\u201d to \u201cRich Forever\u201d and teaches Rob and company how to do it all \u201cLike A Boss.\u201d"
"Supermodel Nina Agdal; \"Private Weirdness\"; \"Beast Mode\"; \"Talented Butts.\""
"Rob, Sterling and Chanel take a trip down to \u201cThe Slamptons\u201d, encounter some ancient \u201cSea Cappys\u201d and learn what it means to be prone to \u201cGingeries\u201d."
"Insane comedian Eric Andre joins Rob, Sterling and Chanel to check out some aggressive \u201cMandozers\u201d, show off some \u201cPublic Meat\u201d and play a fun new game called \u201cPick A Person\u201d."
"Comedian Brooks Wheelan shows Rob the dangers of being \u201cDrunk On Ebay,\u201d does a little \u201cCritter Control\u201d and feels the terror of being \u201cSnake Bait.\u201d"
"Professional baseball All-Star Prince Fielder helps highlight \u201cSluggers\u201d, provides some \u201cSkinspiration\u201d for his fellow athletes and gives a salute to \u201cBrave Ballers\u201d everywhere."
"Academy Award winning rapper Juicy J gets everyone to \u201cBounce It\u201d, while providing a fresh take on \u201cWake Up Bake Up\u201d and shows why for some girls it\u2019s just \u201cNot Twerking Out\u201d."
"Rob welcomes Teen Wolf star Tyler Posey as they give a salute to modern \u201cFartistry\u201d, talk about what it\u2019s like to have \u201cWolfsense\u201d, and teach us to \u201cSay No To Buds\u201d."
"Rob, Sterling, and Chanel get ready for prom with \"Prom Practice\", check out online dating disasters with \"Should've Swiped Left\" and highlight the dangers of showing up \"Drunk On Arrival.\""
"Major League Baseball\u2019s Nick Swisher is here with Rob for a little \u201cBro Bonding,\u201d play a game of \u201cDude or Bro\u201d and learn how to party with some \u201cBro-Ma\u2019s\u201d"
"Rob, Stee-Lo, and Chanel get their thrills at \u201cCrappyland,\u201d meet some \u201cSecret Aliens,\u201d and experience the joys of having their first \u201cNaturegasm.\u201d"
"Stand up comedy\u2019s Queen Bee Iliza Shlesinger joins Rob, Sterling, and Chanel to witness the drunken \u201cParty Goblin\u201d phenomena, share with us the extent of her \u201cPupsession\u201d"
"TV personality and Loveline legend, Dr. Drew Pinsky and Rob take a look as some wild people and wonder \u201cWhat Went Wrong?,\u201d check out some strong seniors flex their \u201cGrey Guns\u201d."
"NFL superstar LeSean McCoy joins Rob, Sterling and Chanel to help highlight some \u201cReal McCoys\u201d, take a look at some \u201cExtra Personal Fouls\u201d and see why it\u2019s \u201cNever Fun Losing.\u201d"
"The King of Instagram, Dan Bilzerian, joins Rob, Sterling and Chanel to take a look at other \u201cBilzillionaires\u201d and \u201cBeard Outlaws.\u201d High-stakes poker player."
"Hit recording artist Travis Mills joins Rob, Sterling and Chanel to meet his new fans, the \u201cOLD FVS,\u201d learn about \u201cLanky Life,\u201d and explore the phenomenon of \u201cDream Tears.\u201d"
"Chanel West Coast takes a turn in the special guest seat to make her trademark \u201cChanel Face,\u201d dodge some sneaky \u201cCamera Assassins,\u201d and get giggly with \u201cLaugh At Your Pain.\u201d"
"Susanne Daniels, the President of Programing for MTV, joins Rob, Sterling and Chanel to meet some couples who are \u201cSoon To Be Exes.\""
"Instagram sensation The Fat Jewish joins Rob, Sterling and Chanel to show off some \u201cG-Strength\u201d, learn how to \u201cStart Baking\u201d and check out some insane clips that are \u201cProbably Japan.\u201d"
Season 7 - Ridiculousness
"50 Cent helps Rob and the rest of the Ridiculousness crew kick off this season as the film in the MTV Studios NY."
"Rapper Action Bronson joins Rob, Sterling, and Chanel to showcase his wrestling moves with \"Bronsonmania,\" watch some \"White People Dancing,\""
"Rapper Mac Miller joins Rob, Sterling and Chanel to get \u201cHumpspired,\u201d take a \u201cPaincation,\u201d and discuss the nuance of butt defenses in \u201cProtect Your Hole.\u201d"
"Rob, Sterling, and Chanel take a much needed \u201cKarate Break\u201d, try to figure out what\u2019s wrong with some highly \u201cDefective Pets\u201d, and play a classic game of \u201cHeads Or Tails?\u201d"
"Nitro Circus stuntman, Andy Bell joins Rob, Sterling and Chanel to take a look at some \u201cNitro Sideshows,\u201d take a look at the phenomenon of \u201cStreet Prancing,\u201d"
"Actor and rapper Machine Gun Kelly joins Rob to celebrate \u201cWild Boys,\u201d fend off the \u201cFun Police\u201d and learn you can never be too scared of \u201cSky Coffins.\u201d"
"On an all-new episode of Ridiculousness, trick shot superstars Dude Perfect joins Rob, Sterling and Chanel to enjoy some \u201cDudebrations\u201d, witness the pain of \u201cDud Perfect,\u201d and learn about the dangers of \u201cBad Garretts.\u201d"
"Model and actress Charlotte Mckinney joins Rob, Sterling and Chanel to tell some \u201cDirty Secrets\u201d, taste some \u201cAll Natural Beef\u201d and clench for the category \u201cSpike My Butt\u201d.\u201d"
"Included: \"Wookiees\"; \"Murder Machines\"; and \"Ticking Time Moms.\""
"Rob, Stee-Lo, and Chanel meet with motorcycle madman Robbie Maddison showcase some \u201cMini Madd Asses\u201d, cause some serious \u201cGrammage\u201d"
"Rob, Chanel and Sterling dodge some \u201cNo Look Slaps,\u201d hit the \u201cSensi-Button,\u201d and experience the drama of \u201cThe Circle Of Life.\u201d"
"Rob welcomes WWE Diva, Paige, to learn what it\u2019s like to be \u201cBorn Badass,\u201d watch some \u201cEveryday Divas\u201d throwdown and learn there\u2019s no better insults than some \u201cProper Smack.\u201d"
"It\u2019s Sterling\u2019s time to shine as Rob quizzes him with a \u201cSteelo Vision Test,\u201d the gang gets some \u201cTrill Advice\u201d and do all they can to avoid \u201cThe Brim Reaper.\u201d"
"Travis Scott helps with \"Getting Action Figured,\" \"Antidote Side Effects\" and \"Masters of the Dark.\""
"American Idol Winner, Jordin Sparks, joins Rob, Chanel and Sterling to get \u201cWet And Afraid,\u201d watch some dogs go \u201cNuts About Balls\u201d and learn it\u2019s hard to breathe with \u201cNo Air.\u201d"
"Rob, Sterling and Chanel try out some \u201cCompetitive Sleeping,\u201d experience the confusion of \u201cCreature Shock\u201d and go too hard on a \u201cSunday Doneday.\u201d"
"Diplo helps save the day with \"Peacekeepers\" and helps with \"Mad Indecent Block Parties.\""
"Motocross champion Ryan Villopoto helps with \"Time To Retire\" and \"Workplace Throwdowns.\""
"Country music star Tyler Farr teaches Rob, Chanel and Sterling the healing power of \u201cRedneck Therapy,\u201d how to \u201cSuffer In Peace\u201d and what it means to have \u201cOutside Junk.\u201d"
"It\u2019s not a party until someone films it and puts it on the internet. Rob Dyrdek takes us through the all-time greatest hard partying moments of categories."
"Jackass and Wildboyz star Chris Pontius joins Rob, Chanel and Sterling get up close in some \u201cAll-Natural Weirdness,\u201d dance with some \u201cParty Boys,\u201d"
"It\u2019s an all out sportsfest as Rob Dyrdek revisits his favorite sports categories from past seasons of Ridiculousness."
"Rob takes a look at Ridiculousness' most romantic moments \u2014 from overly amorous make-outs to the most passionate of slams."
"Buckle up for a family-style journey through the greatest categories about moms, dads, kids, and all your loved ones."
"Rob, Chanel and Sterling have NASCAR\u2019s Chase Elliott talk about \u201cHall Of Fame Dads,\u201d suffer a \u201cVictory Lapse,\u201d and get a helping hand from some \u201cPersonal Pit Crews.\u201d"
"Rob, Chanel and Sterling are joined by rapper and reality TV star Ja Rule to \u201cKeep It On The Green,\u201d run in terror from \u201cJa Ghouls\u201d and be driven crazy by \u201cThese Damn Kids!\u201d"
"Rob, Chanel and Sterling keep their area free from \"Space Invaders,\" nap hard after a \"Slumber Punch,\" and see just how weird it gets when cats get their paws on \"Too Much Nip.\""
"Rob, Chanel and Sterling have rapper\/producer Sage the Gemini on the show to find out if he's \"Glide Or Die,\" get \"Over Gassed,\" and announce to the world \"I Love Sparks!\""
"Rob, Chanel and Sterling are joined all the way from the UK by YouTube\u2019s Sam Sadler to rock out to some \u201cPins and Needles,\u201d get \u201cScared Forever,\u201d."
"Rob, Chanel and Sterling welcome model Ireland Baldwin to celebrate some \u201cBald Wins,\u201d run afoul of some \u201cTrash Horses\u201d and learn the difficulties of having \u201cOutside Deficit Disorder.\u201d"
"Chris \"Drama\" Pfaff sits down with Rob, Chanel and Sterling to get \u201cFully Reckless,\u201d go on some \u201cSketchy Flights\u201d and get saved in time by \u201cLife Savers.\u201d"
"Rob, Chanel and Sterling check out some hard working monkeys in \u201cBananas Ain\u2019t Free,\u201d throw down in \u201cStripe Club\u201d and dress up nice for some \u201cFormal Slams.\u201d"
"Rob, Chanel and Sterling are joined by pop singer Zara Larsson to go \u201cBeast Catching,\u201d shed some \u201cBeyonce Tears,\u201d and sing along to the \u201cWorstest Love Of All.\u201d"
"Hip-hop duo Rae Sremmurd joins Rob, Chanel and Sterling to celebrate the \u201cSremmlife,\u201d get hurt \u201cWorse Than It Looks\u201d and have somebody \u201cCome Get Her"
Season 8 - Ridiculousness
"With a whole new stage, Rob, Chanel and Sterling \"Do It For The Vine\", bust out their 3D glasses for the category \"3Diculousness\" and watch some old folks slam in the \"Grey Games\"."
"Comedian Eric Andre returns to check out some \"Power Dicks\", watch people go tongue to tongue in the category \"Unexpected Mouth Mates\" and get sticky with his favorite dressing."
"Rob welcomes NFL superstar Rob Gronkowski to learn what it\u2019s like to be \"Unwakeable\", the dangers of being \"Bus Blind\" and experience the strange aggression of \"Mild Boys\"."
"Rob, Chanel and Sterling discuss a condition called \"Temporary Fansanity\", people who are \"Quick To Cry\" and our favorite summer sporting event, the \"Bro Games\"."
"The crew is joined by multi-platinum singer\/songwriter Leona Lewis to watch some of her fellow \"Aisle Trolls\", be misunderstood while \"Speaking Leonese\""
"Business guru Marcus Lemonis shows us his \"Lemonis Face\", teaches us the 3Ps of \"People, Process, Pain\" and finally discovers that \"They Do Exist!\"."
"Olympic Gold Medalist Kaitlyn Farrington joins Rob, Chanel, and Sterling to talk about \"Other Sochi Games\", \"Pokeaphobia\" and what it means to be a \"Virgin Larper\"."
"Comedian Hampton Yount joins Rob, Chanel and Sterling to check out the danger of \"Risky Bits\", listen to some \"Next Level Narrators\" and learn what it means to get \"Hamspired\"."
"Rob, Chanel and Steelo fly solo as they learn how dangerous it is to be born with \"Turtle Blood\", get in shape with \"Beast 90x\" and learn the advantages to being 100% \"Prank Proof\"."
"Grammy-nominated recording artist Redfoo joins Rob, Stee-Lo and Chanel to talk about the \"Legends Of Campfoo\", going \"Lights Out\" and learn what it means to get \"Party Rock\u2019d\"."
"Basketball great Metta World Peace joins Rob, Sterling, and Chanel to talk about what it means to play \"Metta Ball\", having a job when you\u2019re \"Here For The Discount\""
"Rob, Chanel and Sterling spot some \"Man Dolphins\", hit some red \"Bullseyes\" and get wet in the category \"Dammmmp Daniel\"."
"NASCAR\u2019s Bubba Wallace sits with Rob, Stee-lo and Chanel to drive fast and hard in \"Trading Paint\", play some \"Next Level Games\" and get into some road rage throwdowns in \"Street Heat\"."
"Rob, Sterling, and Chanel go \"Flame Dumb\", test out their hand skills in \"Snatch Masters\", and slow-mo man\u2019s best friend in \"Goooooooddddd Boooooooyyyyy\"."
"Grammy-winning rapper and producer T-Pain joins Rob, Sterling, and Chanel to sweeten the sound of people\u2019s slams in \"T-Pain Your Pain\", talk about \"Hard 180s\""
"Rob, Chanel and Sterling enjoy some \"White Whines\", attend an \"Animals Anonymous\" meeting and take a trip to the most dangerous suburb in the country \"Slamburbia\"."
"Rob, Chanel, and Sterling are joined by the coolest granny in the game, Baddie Winkle, who teaches us how to stay young in \"Fountain of Baddie\"."
"Rob, Chanel and Sterling see the secret skills it takes to be an \"Undercover Badass\", find a new way of \"Gettin\u2019 Paid\" and learn that some things are simply \"Unforgivable\"."
"Super Bowl 50 Champs DeMarcus Ware and Von Miller join Rob and the crew to try out for the \"Swat Team\", round up some \"Attack Chickens\", and file to the IRS to become \"Fart Tax Exempt\"."
"Rob, Chanel and Sterling take the \"Running Man Challenge\", explore the fear known as \"Crap-nophobia\" and learn what it means to be \"Saved To Death\"."
"Comedy icon Wanda Sykes joins Rob, Sterling, and Chanel to talk about what it means to have \"Unpresidential Nipples\", doling out \"Momforcement\", and the first ever \"Wandamania\"."
"Rob, Sterling, and Chanel pay homage to some \"Legendary Assists\", bust up some public makeouts with \"PDA Police\", and find out why babies are nothing more than \"Tiny People, Tiny Brains\"."
"Rob, Sterling, and Chanel hang out with artist\/producer Dillon Francis to talk some \"Wack Smack\", learn how to party correctly in \"They Did It Right\""
"Jackass' Dave England shows Rob, Chanel and Sterling what it takes to inspire a generation of \"Poo Pros\", gets careless with some \"Bad Daddies\" and the agony of getting \"Butt Hurt\"."
"The hosts of The Fighter and The Kid podcast, Bryan Callen and Brendan Schaub, join Rob, Chanel, and Sterling to talk about other \"Fighters and Funny People\"."
"Rob, Chanel and Sterling look for some \"Everyday Peens\", watch some videos get \"Dog Bombed\" and check out some people who have serious \"Motor Skills\"."
"The legendary television host Jerry Springer joins Rob, Sterling and Chanel to chant \"Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!\", watch some \"Beastdowns\" and post some photos on \"Injurgram\"."
"Rob shows Chanel and Sterling the animal mastery of \"Beast Lords\", the tragedy of having a \"Craptastrophe\" and the dangers of flying \"Foot Bombs\"."
"Stunt person and Nitro Circus star Jolene Van Vugt stops by to get destructive with \"Smash Happy\", capture the perfect monkey moments in \"Right Place, Right Monkey\"."
"Rob, Chanel and Sterling discuss the drunk ingenuity of \"Drinkovators\", explore the bizarre \"Planet Of The Vapes\" and test their palates for destruction in the \"Taste Of Death\"."
Season 9 - Ridiculousness
"On the Season 9 premiere of Ridiculousness, Rob, Chanel and Steelo get \"Cropped Out,\" take a trip to their local \"Hell Mart\" and enjoy some delicious \"Pumpkin Spice.\""
"Rob, Steelo, and Chanel are joined by BMX legend Jamie Bestwick to experience some serious \"Vert Hurt,\" keep kids in their place with \"Youth Slayers\" and get over-caffeinated with \"Rothrocked.\""
"Rob, Chanel and Steelo celebrate a \"Russian Thanksgiving,\" feel the wrath of some \"Teeny Meanies\" and plug in with \"Virtual Retirement.\""
"Music producer Clinton Sparks teaches Rob, Chanel, and Steelo how to make budget beats with \"Sparks of Genius,\" get cultured with some \"Massholes\" and cause some serious mom damage with \"Mama Trauma.\""
"Rob, Chanel, and Steelo attend a \"Russian Talent Show,\" check out some nasty \"Kid Marks\" and discover that \"The World's Your Weapon.\""
"Jackass legend Danger Ehren teaches Rob, Steelo and Chanel the pain of \"Getting Donkey\u2019d,\" how to avoid \"Dental Danger\" and get adorable with some \"Whiskey Pets.\""
"Rob, Chanel and Steelo learn a new game called \"Traffic Tag,\" receive some \"Dick Tips\" and things get messy when they \"Pop the Man-Pagne.\""
"Talk show host Steve Wilkos joins Rob, Chanel and Steelo to check out some \"Surprise Titties,\" call \"Stevecurity\" and watch the \"Highest Rated Category Ever.\""
"Rob, Chanel and Steelo enter the \"Snack Zone,\" learn the dangers of hiring \"Budget Babysitters\" and root on reckless golf cart drivers in \"Country Club Drift.\""
"Motivational speaker Michael Crossland joins Rob, Steelo and Chanel to teach us the \"Crossland Method,\" show us what it means when your dog is \"Cross-Bred\" and visit the \"Field of Nightmares.\""
"Teyana Taylor joins Rob, Steelo and Chanel to pay tribute to \"Kid Nappers,\" tell us about \"Birthday Assassins,\" and what it\u2019s like to be in a \"Lust Bubble.\""
"Rob, Chanel and Steelo dive head first into some \"Dead Pools,\" go into \"Carrot Shock\" and learn a valuable life lesson that \"Everything Farts.\""
"Grammy Award-winning duo The Chainsmokers join Rob, Chanel and Steelo to cringe at some \"Biters,\" ride \"Stolen Mattresses\" and marvel at the magic of real life \"Teleporters.\""
"Rob, Chanel and Steelo check out the fierce \"Lawn Warriors,\" learn some wisdom in \"Speak Your Mind\" and witness some \"Furry Fury.\""
"Hip hop star Vic Mensa joins Rob, Chanel and Steelo to check out some close calls in \"Still Alive,\" learn creative ways to \"Save More Money\" and get extra strange with \"A Lot Going On.\""
"Rob, Chanel and Steelo choke down some \"Street Meat,\" party with a few \"Sliter Sisters\" and hit the stairs with some extreme \"Slinkies.\""
"Singer-songwriter Jessie J joins Rob, Steelo, and Chanel to learn how to \"Do It Like a Dude,\" hear some harsh truths in \"Mom-Splaining\" and watch the bodies slam in \"Bang Bang.\""
"Rob, Chanel and Steelo take a vacation to \"Lake Painatonka,\" catch the quick hands in \"Grabbies\" and watch some unsuspecting people get \"Effed From Behind.\""
"DJ Paul helps with \"Zap Happy,\" \"Jugg Life\" and \"Beat Inspiration.\""
"Rob, Chanel, and Steelo get jammed up in \"Stuck My Life,\" take their chances in \"Gator Gamblin'\" and enlist in the \"Gravy Seals.\""
"Rapper Young M.A joins Rob, Chanel and Steelo to talk about people who have \"Hot Sauce,\" the meaning of \"Red Lyfe\" and the joy of \"Cash Baths.\""
"Things get grosser than ever when Rob, Chanel and Steelo check out some talented \"Ass Masters,\" avoid the \"Boogie Knights\" and discover the disgusting side of \"Mother Birding.\""
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"Rob, Chanel and Steelo celebrate summer vacation by getting \"Sand Blasted,\" take a trip to \"Painland\" and party with \"The Bang Gang.\""
"Radio and TV star Charlamagne Tha God joins Rob, Chanel, and Steelo to \"Put Some Respeck on My Name,\" call out the \"Donkeys of the Day\" and realize some people are just \"Dildo Dumb.\""
"Rob, Chanel and Sterling are joined by none other than Rob\u2019s dad, Gene Dyrdek who teaches the gang about \"The Power of Magnets,\" that it\u2019s \"Never Too Late\" and the mysterious \"Grey Gunners.\""
"Rapper Big Baby D.R.A.M. joins Rob, Chanel, and Steelo to get into some \"Bad Brocolli,\" learn how to speak \"Unclish\" and fend off a few \"Urban Predators.\""
"Rapper Post Malone joins Rob, Chanel, and Steelo to ball with some \"Really White Iversons,\" get messy with the category \"Saucin\u2019 on You\" and show off some \"Knuckle Tats.\""
"On a special episode of Major Key-diculousness, DJ Khaled teaches Rob, Chanel and Sterling how to be \"Grateful,\" how to avoid \"They\" and how to get \"Lost at Ski.\""
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"On a very special awards show episode of Ridiculousness, Rob, Steelo and Chanel give out Ridicky Awards such as \"The Biggest Dick,\" \"The Freedom Falcon\" and \"The Grand Slam\" to the stars of some of the greatest clips from the last 10 seasons."
"Rapper 21 Savage joins Rob, Chanel and Steelo to go into \"Savage Mode,\" update the dictionary with \"Word Birthers\" and prove you never know when a random object \"Issa Weapon.\""
"Rob, Chanel and Steelo witness \"World War Bee,\" diagnose a medical condition known as \"Backflip Block\" and avoid stray tires in \"The Wheel World.\""
"Hip-hop and R&B singer Ty Dolla $ign joins Rob, Steelo and Chanel to check out some \"Side Shows,\" do a little \"Neck Prep\" and find the hottest \"Porta-Parties.\""
"Hip-hop producer and hit maker DJ Mustard joins Rob, Steelo and Chanel to put \"Mustard On Everything,\" suffer through a \"Cold Summer\" and celebrate the greatest \"Hey Makers\" of all time."
"Rob, Chanel and Steelo attend some \"Bro Burials,\" hang with a crew of \"Lil' Trunkies\" and teach us a new trend called \"Speed Bumping.\""
"Rob, Steelo and Chanel celebrate the next generation by drinking some \"Go Go Juice,\" getting caught up in \"Tiny Tornados\" and joining \"Tyke Club.\""
"Rob, Steelo and Chanel are joined by rapper G-Eazy to learn the \"Dangers of Alone Time,\" get a taste of the riches in \"The Almost Good Life\" and experience the heartbreak of being \"Served a Curve.\""
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"Rob, Chanel and Steelo are joined by Olympic figure skater Adam Rippon to swipe right on the animal dating app \"Whiskr,\" let it all out in \"Soul Scream,\" and keep the streets clean with \"Face.\""
"Rob, Chanel and Steelo test their criminal skills in \"The Con-Bine,\" get a little handsy with \"Freaks in the Streets,\" and discover the weird underground culture of \"Sub-Humans.\""
"\"Wild 'N Out\" star Justina Valentine joins Rob, Steelo and Chanel as they witness some \"Secondhand Suck,\" check out some gym-goers who have a \"Trial Membership\" and try to avoid some \"Water Drama.\""
"Rob, Chanel and Steelo watch some \"PG Porno,\" fill their tanks up with \"Nightmare Fuel,\" and meet the superhero known as \"The Drunk Night.\""
"Rob, Chanel and Steelo welcome singer\u00ad-songwriter MAX and get \"Afraid in the Dark,\" learn that true love is \"Meant to Be,\" and make some bizarre fashion choices on \"Laundry Day.\""
"Rob, Chanel and Steelo celebrate some randy older people in \"The Horniest Generation,\" check out some kids who'd probably be \"Better Off Orphans,\" and find out what it takes to give \"The Extra 10 Percent.\""
"Rob, Chanel and Steelo are joined by UFC Champ Cody Garbrandt to take a ride on the \"Heckle Highway\" and do some hard time with \"Best Felons Forever.\""
"Rob, Chanel and Steelo take a trip to \"Trap City\" and learn about the genius of \"Sack Artists.\""
"Olympic gold medalist Chloe Kim joins Rob, Chanel and Steelo as they check out some animals getting their mind blown in \"Shook Pets\" and parents who believe in practicing \"Tough Love.\""
"Rob, Chanel and Steelo watch some videos that are STRAIGHT FIRE, and get freaked out by pet lovers in MAN'S BEST FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS."
"Jack and Jack join Rob, Chanel and Steelo to talk about committing \"Filthy Fouls,\" the casual thievery known as \"Mine Now,\" and strict moms known as \"Mother Goons.\""
"Rob warns Chanel and Sterling to keep out of the sky in \"Fright and Flight,\" celebrate some truly \"Great Grandmas,\" and try not to chug any \"Stink Drinks.\""
"Jasmine Tookes joins Rob, Chanel and Steelo to catch some \"Fallen Angels,\" hit the gym to get \"Instawole,\" and check out some new wardrobe ideas in \"High Fashion.\""
"Rob, Chanel and Steelo keep their game tight with some \"Playground Playas,\" sport some killer \"Dirt 'Staches,\" and ask the ultimate question: \"Is It In?\""
"Rob, Chanel and Steelo are joined by supermodel Shanina Shaik to see who gets \"Cut From the Squad,\" get duped by some \"Shame Artists,\" and drink like a vampire in \"Drunkulas.\""
"Entertainment mogul Jermaine Dupri joins Rob, Chanel and Steelo to discuss \"The Price of Likes,\" meet some \"Sleep Ninjas\" and try to help some musicians who are \"Unproducible.\""
"Michael Carbonaro joins Rob, Chanel and Steelo while they check out some mean old men in \"Wrinkled Dicks\" and find out how dogs feel about magic in \"Old Dogs, New Tricks.\""
"Rob, Chanel and Steelo are joined by MMA fighter Brendan Schaub to clear their heads with a \"Brain Cleanse,\" cheer on fight fans in \"Fightnatics\" and mine for some \"Yellow Gold.\""
"Rob, Chanel and Steelo get irked at \"The New Guy,\" try and hide out with some \"Crappy Chameleons,\" and enter the terrifying world of \"The Dark Web.\""
"Motivational guru Lewis Howes joins Rob, Chanel and Steelo to talk about \"The School of Wackness,\" motivators who are nothing more than \"Halfway Howes,\" and the fear known as \"Asnakenophobia.\""
"Rob, Chanel and Steelo salute the troops in \"Training Basics,\" discover a new sport called \"Drunkour,\" and witness the majesty of \"Hobo Wizards.\""
"Gymnastics champion Laurie Hernandez joins Rob, Chanel and Steelo to talk about her finely tuned \"Slamdar,\" the difference between her and \"Street Gymnasts,\" as well as some kids who are nothing but \"Angst-Holes.\""
"Social media star Supreme Patty joins Rob to take a visit to the wild world of \"Patty Country,\" experience airport insanity in \"Aeromania,\" and learn the wrong way to treat one's eyeballs in \"Patty Practice.\""
"The WWE's Jimmy Uso and Naomi learn sometimes \"Pain Don't Hurt,\" try to keep up with the old and fast in \"Silver Bullets,\" and prove that some things are \"In the Blood.\""
"Rob, Chanel and Steelo go on a safari with \"Amateur Geographic,\" question their own reality in \"Glitch in the Simulation\" and experiment with some \"Discount Science.\""
"Rob, Chanel and Steelo witness motorcycle revenge in \"Moto-cide,\" watch some unevolved \"Cave People,\" and experience twice the pain in \"Adding Injury to Injury.\""
"Michael Rapaport joins Rob, Chanel and Steelo to talk about \"Disruptive Behavior,\" supporting teams that can turn you into \"Broken Fans,\" and sights that leave you with nothing to say but \"Only in New York.\""
"Rob, Chanel and Steelo welcome Chris \"Drama\" Pfaff to look on the bright side in \"Making Lemonade,\" get dazzled by some \"Butt Magic,\" and check out some unusual \"Bucket Lists\" with \"Die Happy.\""
"Kevin Hart joins Rob, Chanel and Steelo to talk about his new movie \"Night School,\" treat their \"Learning Herpes,\" and run from some \"Big Ass Man.\""
"Rob, Chanel and Steelo discover that life is \"Hard Out There for a Josh,\" reveal what one has to do to get \"Super Fired,\" and see what it takes for a dog to become a \"K-8.\""
"Rob, Chanel and Steelo witness some \"Wasted Tuition,\" go for a walk with some \"Human Puppies,\" and take cover from people who are \"Too Dumb for Guns.\""
"Rob, Chanel and Steelo join \"The Animal Resistance,\" judge a \"Nitrous Talent Show,\" and premiere their action blockbuster, \"The Disposables.\""
"Rob, Chanel and Steelo are joined by podcaster and comedian Brendan Schaub to tip their hat to some \"Polite Drunks,\" take a trip to \"Racc City\" and listen in on some \"Brofessions.\""
"Comedian Gary Owen joins Rob, Chanel and Steelo to try out some \"Sackupuncture,\" watch couples get lost in a \"Love Bubble,\" and experience redheads reaching their boiling point in a \"Ginger Snap.\""
"Chris \"Drama\" Pfaff joins Rob, Chanel and Steelo to visit the library in \"Check This Out,\" find out who's \"Still Bladin',\" and help some people with their \"Game Rabies.\""
"Rob, Steelo, and Chanel evade the grim reaper."
"Rob, Chanel and Steelo peruse some \"Fine China,\" start the totally original hashtag \"Women Crushed Wednesdays,\" and check on a few patients who are \"Too Gross to Diagnose.\""
"Rob, Chanel and Steelo find some people who take \"Ghosting\" to another level, discuss the best time to just \"Take the L,\" and watch some people get burnt in \"Fire Drilled.\""
"Rob, Chanel and Steelo talk about people who are so soft they're known as \"The Delicates,\" meet some birds that are best described as \"Winged Weirdos,\" and hang out with some disgusting couples in their \"Honeymoon Phase.\""
"Rob, Chanel and Steelo check out some indestructible people in \"Allergic to Death,\" bury their heads with the \"Ostrich Boys,\" and learn you're never too old to get buff in \"Swole Timers.\""
"Rob, Chanel, and Steelo welcome Rob's parents, Pat and Gene Dyrdek, for some Mom-approved \"Patdiculousness\" and celebrate greatness with \"Gene Genes.\""
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"Rob, Chanel and Steelo get emotional with some \"Sensitiviteens,\" check in for a stay at the \"Brawliday Inn\" and discuss the best ways to get \"Suddenly Sober.\""
"Rob, Chanel and Steelo get emotional with some \"Sensitiviteens,\" check in for a stay at the \"Brawliday Inn\" and discuss the best ways to get \"Suddenly Sober.\""
"Melvin Ingram joins Rob, Chanel and Steelo to cheer on some STREET BACKS, load up some CANNON ARMS and enjoy some super hard hits in BONE CRUSHERS."
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Literature citation
Annotation of loci from genome-wide association studies using tissue-specific quantitative interaction proteomics.
QT Interval International GWAS Consortium (QT-IGC)
Lundby A., Rossin E.J., Steffensen A.B., Acha M.R., Newton-Cheh C., Pfeufer A., Lynch S.N., Olesen S.P., Brunak S., Ellinor P.T., Jukema J.W., Trompet S., Ford I., Macfarlane P.W., Krijthe B.P., Hofman A., Uitterlinden A.G., Stricker B.H., Nathoe H.M., Spiering W., Daly M.J., Asselbergs F.W., van der Harst P., Milan D.J., de Bakker P.I., Lage K., Olsen J.V.
Genome-wide association studies (GWAS) have identified thousands of loci associated with complex traits, but it is challenging to pinpoint causal genes in these loci and to exploit subtle association signals. We used tissue-specific quantitative interaction proteomics to map a network of five genes involved in the Mendelian disorder long QT syndrome (LQTS). We integrated the LQTS network with GWAS loci from the corresponding common complex trait, QT-interval variation, to identify candidate genes that were subsequently confirmed in Xenopus laevis oocytes and zebrafish. We used the LQTS protein network to filter weak GWAS signals by identifying single-nucleotide polymorphisms (SNPs) in proximity to genes in the network supported by strong proteomic evidence. Three SNPs passing this filter reached genome-wide significance after replication genotyping. Overall, we present a general strategy to propose candidates in GWAS loci for functional studies and to systematically filter subtle association signals using tissue-specific quantitative interaction proteomics.

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I've been dealing with immature people; and Ive been dealing with self centered spoiled people who have no consequence to their actions; Complete entitlement! Im talking about the middle class; not the poor! It is not the poor that think they are entitled; they know better; it is the middle classes and rich!
Im trying to look back and see what went wrong! I continue to attempt to want to be treated with respect and it never happens! Its not happening because of the continued idiots I associate with! But its worse then this! they are not my friends! and take advantage and Im trying to learn how to make it stop! and I think the key is; God put me in situations for my recovery process; this was never done to make friends with the people in those processes; that would come later!
If I attempt to let my guard down; Im taken advantage of; it happens when Im sitting by those in close approximate that problems start!
I have to remember; non of these places were safe; ever safe in the first places; non of them! ever!
They destroy my serenity! I have to remember who Im dealing with! A kind of spoiled immature! the kind that causes great difficulty to honorable decent people! They are well educated and think they've got it going on! They are lawless spoiled! I don't like them or want them around me! Im only around them or in the same rooms because Im trying to sincerely get better!
I have this problem; Im so desperate not to be alone; I attach myself to what ever is around me and try to convince myself that everything is Ok; I have a new family and Im being taken care of! In reality; they are not my family and do not care about me or what happens to me ; they are not safe and are my enemies! I make the mistake of getting close to them so I can feel like Im in a family! This problem has been happening all over the place for the last couple of months as I slowly get better! Im interacting more and interacting less with people!
Im in a real vulnerable spot and have to ask God where Im suppose to go to get the recovery I need! Im not sure! its very frustrating!
Im trying to make the next level development with people!
Im working with the universe for what direction to go!


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Economists still debate when China will move past the United States to become the world's largest economy. Some doubt whether it will happen at all, pointing to glaring economic imbalances and political risks facing China. Lost in the discussion is the fact that over the past quarter of a century, while the West has been experiencing regular boom-and-bust cycles, China has been the most consistent major economy as far as growth, investment development and accumulation of wealth are concerned. Moreover, it has become the source of global economic stability, playing the role that has been traditionally reserved for the dominant economic power.
Last March, a report by the OECD asserted that, if differences in price levels are taken into account, China will have the largest GDP in the world already in 2016. Not so fast, the U.K.-based Center for Economic and Business Research warned late last year. Given the strength of the U.S. economy and structural weakness in China, it won't happen until 2028.
Even then, with population almost four times the size of the United States, China will remain much poorer on a per capita basis. It will continue to lag behind by a number of other measures, as well. For example, it will have difficulty matching America's ability to innovate and its military prowess. The world will go on watching Hollywood movies, listening to American music and buying consumer goods and services provided by U.S. multinationals. The dollar will likely remain the global reserve currency and the U.S. will retain a lot of control over international institutions, economic as well as political. America, and not China, will be an indispensable nation in the foreseeable future.
Size Matters
Nevertheless, absolute size exerts its own influence. In terms of GDP per capita, the IMF places the U.S. in 10th place, below such world powers as Canada, Australia and Sweden—but of course their economies are only a fraction of America's in terms of size and even smaller in terms of global influence. Around 1900, when the U.S. overtook Great Britain as the world's largest economy, its population was twice as large, which meant that on a per capita basis Americans were, on average, only half as rich as the Brits. At the time, Britain still controlled the seas and possessed an enormous empire.
China's size already makes it a global economic behemoth on several counts. For example, it has wreaked havoc in the international oil market, having gone from burning 2 million barrels per day (mbd) in 1985 to over 11 mbd this year. The jump in Chinese oil consumption pushed oil prices from around $10 per barrel in 1998 to around $100 per barrel currently. China has also been instrumental in creating a commodity price rally, as it boosted its demand for food and industrial raw materials. In 2013, however, food and metal prices softened, also largely because the Chinese economy is forecast to slow.
China's motor vehicles market is the world's largest, with more than 20 million cars and trucks leaving the showrooms during 2013. The fortunes of global automakers are increasingly tied to China. General Motors, one of the early entrants to the Chinese market and a perennial sales leader, was bailed out in 2008-09 by the U.S. government, but its survival was assured by its success in the Chinese market. GM and its rival Volkswagen sell there over 3 million vehicles each, accounting for one-third of their global sales. Forecasts call for Chinese motor vehicles sales to jump to 32 million by 2020.
And if you are wondering why Boeing shares nearly doubled during 2013 despite its well-publicized problems with the Dreamliner, consider the fact that the company estimates demand for new passenger aircraft in China to total 3,900 units between now and 2032.
Decades of Growth
Since the early 1990s, while China has been on a protracted growth spurt, economists have persistently predicted the Chinese bubble's bursting. They pointed out to a variety of problems, from poorly managed, heavily subsidized state-owned enterprises to overextended state-controlled banks that were forced to write blank-check loans to those enterprises. More recently, gloomy predictions have tended to focus on overinvestment and excess capacity, exacerbated by soft global demand, rising labor costs and a steadily appreciating currency, the yuan.
But don't blame the economists. They are looking for familiar patterns, comparing China to what they had seen elsewhere in Southeast Asia over the past half-century. Indeed, while explosive growth and rapid economic development have been typical of most countries in the region, from Japan and Korea to Thailand and Indonesia, so have been periodic crises, some of them severe. By extension, a similar crisis was expected in China sooner or later.
However, there was a major difference. Those Asian Tigers and Cubs, as they were called, were economic satellites of the U.S. After World War II, the American economic juggernaut sailed on relatively smoothly. Recessions were few and very mild, so that economists of the day came to believe that a highly developed, large economy such as the U.S. was safe from dramatic fluctuations.
Instead, smaller economies dependent on the U.S. kept going through dramatic ups and downs. Financial bubbles kept blowing up and bursting, and only stable growth in the U.S. allowed them to recover after every fresh implosion.
The situation has changed since the early 1990s. China has started to behave more like the U.S. of old, sailing steadily on through economic adversity, at worst suffering only a slowdown in economic growth. The U.S. and Western Europe are now exhibiting patterns more typical of less developed economies. They are accelerating, creating speculative bubbles and then plunging steeply. Both Washington and Western European governments are effectively bankrupt, whereas China is the world's largest creditor. Its own financial stability is secured by some $3.7 trillion in central bank reserves.
In 2008-09, not only did fiscal stimulus by the Beijing government spearhead China's recovery from the global economic crisis, but China also had a stabilizing effect on neighboring countries in Southeast Asia and on commodity producers in Latin America and Africa. Moreover, massive Chinese investment provided seed capital to sub-Saharan Africa, which is now going through the fastest growth spurt in its post-colonial history.
Middle Kingdom
Historically, China always saw itself as the center of the universe, surrounded by hostile or subservient barbarians. After about five centuries when it couldn't compete on an equal footing with European powers, it has become the Middle Kingdom once more.
The new generation of Chinese leaders completed a power transfer in March 2013, when Xi Jinping became president of the People's Republic of China. The leadership has already made its economic priorities known. It will refocus China's economy away from export markets, shifting it more toward domestic consumption. Concrete steps in this direction have been so far limited to minor liberalization in financial markets and a partial easing of the one-child policy.
Many observers report that Chinese society has grown more self-confident and nationalistic over the past year, with signs ranging from a sharp decrease in the number of people studying English to greater assertiveness in territorial disputes with its neighbors, including Japan.
Such changes are ushering in a period of economic uncertainty in China. However, it seems likely China will spark even greater turbulence elsewhere, starting with the U.S. Eventually, the role of countries around the world vis-à-vis China may change as they begin to supply China's enormous market not only with commodities but consumer goods, as well—just as they have been supplying the U.S. market. The wealth of nations may henceforth depend on how much China values what those different nations can sell it.


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In response to attacks by conservatives over a supposed political agenda, a Sesame Workshop rep says: "Grumpy, grouchy, contrarian Oscar the Grouch...shows kids that you can listen to someone with a very different world view... without losing your own perspective."
However, last night, Stephen Colbert, at his grumpy, grouchy, contrarian best, showed that he is onto Sesame Street and its producers' agenda, and no amount of placating sound-bytes would mollify him! Or the happily counting kids in the vintage clips he produced as evidence.
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The 7th Edition of the Azores Ladies Open, which was yesterday presented at BTL (BTL), has two great news: a new date and the increase in prize money, returning again to Terceira Island Golf Club, where the tournament took place also in 2013 and 2015.
After being born in 2011, on the island of São Miguel, in Batalha Golf Course, with 25000 euros in prize money, the Azores Ladies Open distributes in 2017 35000 euros in prize money, an increase of 5000 € from 2016.
Although the Ladies European Tour Access Series present tournaments with 40.000 and even 50.000 euros, the ability of the Azores Ladies Open to follow the general rise in prize money consolidates their position in the second division of the Ladies European Tour.
Azores tourism and the golf courses can show the whole world that follows these tournaments by the media that it is possible to play golf in the Azores in April, at a time of year when this practice is prohibited in many countries still subject to harsh winters».
British Diana Barnard, Director of the LETAS tournaments, pointed out:
«The Ladies European Tour Access Series, which will now celebrate his eighth year, is pleased to return to the stunning Terceira Island Golf Club, for the seventh edition of the Azores Ladies Open.
«The Terceira golf course is both overwhelming and a fabulous test of golf.The players and I would like to thank the Club for receiving us again on this spectacular stage.
«My sincere thanks to the Regional Secretariat of energy, environment and tourism of the Azores, SATA/Azores Airlines and all other sponsors for your continued support to LET Access Series and women's golf in Europe.
«This tournament contributes to the development of the careers of young professional golfers and we checked earlier that participants reached later, a huge hit on the Ladies European Tour and even to represent their countries at the Olympic Games in Rio de Janeiro.
Portugal only has three golf tournaments counting for world rankings of professionals and to the Olympic rankings. The Azores Ladies Open is the only women's tournament with this status. The others are masculine: the Open of Portugal @ Morgado Golf Resort, from 11 to 14 may, and the Portugal Masters, from 21 to 24 September. The change of date causes the Azores Ladies Open to be the first major golf event of the year in our country.
In sporting terms, the Azores Ladies Open has brought to Portugal a few players that end up shining later in main circuits of Europe and the United States, and last year there were several Olympic athletes in Rio de Janeiro who had competed in previous editions of the race of the Azores.
The Sixth Edition, in 2016, was also important for the professional national champion, Susana Ribeiro, achieve the highest placement ever in a tournament, for a Portuguese professional 10th place shared with three other women, with a total 221, 5 strokes above Par after rounds of 79, 70 and 72.
«Is my best tournament ever in LETAS, one where I obtained the best rating, with the best result. Of course, it's great to break records and make history», said Susana Ribeiro, whose presence is scheduled again this year in the Azores at Terceira golf course.
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Reference: Ladies Open press office


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Home value has a slightly different meaning if you ask a homeowner, appraiser or tax assessor. But in most cases, home value means the amount for which a house would likely sell, otherwise known as the current market value.
Mortgage lenders — as well as buyers and sellers — typically rely on professional property appraisers to calculate market value, but there are ways to determine home value on your own.
The home value calculation uses data gathered by Zillow or Redfin. Zillow's value, known as a "Zestimate," is a home valuation algorithm that looks at the recent sale prices of similar properties gathered from public records, such as tax assessments, as well as user-submitted data. The home's physical attributes and location, as well as market conditions, are also taken into account by the formula, according to Zillow. Together, information about recent sales and asking prices helps determine what a house could be worth. Zestimates have a median error rate of 4.3% nationally. This means half of Zestimates were within 4.3% of the final selling price, while half missed the mark by more than 4.3%. The error rate may be higher or lower in your market.
If your home doesn't have a Zestimate but does have a value from Redfin, you'll see a "Redfin Estimate." To calculate the Redfin Estimate, Redfin considers hundreds of data points about the market, the neighborhood, and the home itself, like whether it has a water view or is located on a busy street.
Remember, these estimates of how much your home is worth are only a starting point. Hire a professional appraiser or get a comparative market analysis from a qualified real estate agent before buying or selling.
For home buyers and home sellers, knowing current market value helps you make smart decisions about how much to offer on a house you want, or how to price a home you're selling.
As a homeowner, value is also directly related to your home equity. Equity is calculated by subtracting the mortgage balance from the home's current market value. You build equity as you make monthly payments and pay down your principal, but other factors, most notably home price appreciation, can speed up or slow down the equity-building process.
With enough equity, you may be able to refinance into a loan at a lower interest rate or drop your private mortgage insurance. You might even be able to remodel your bathroom or pay off credit card debt through a cash-out refinance, home equity loan or home equity line of credit.
These are important financial decisions that should be made only after obtaining an accurate estimate of your home's value.
Home equity is the value of your home minus the balance of your mortgage. To put it another way, home equity represents the portion of the house you've "paid off" and therefore own. Equity increases slowly with each mortgage payment, but may grow faster if you make value-boosting home improvements or if home values rise in your area.
As a homeowner, equity is a valuable asset that directly affects your financial freedom. More equity means more ways to achieve financial goals. You can make home improvements, consolidate debt, cover emergency expenses or even pay college tuition by tapping home equity.
Don't cash out or borrow against home equity just because you have it, though. Tapping equity can add years to your mortgage payoff and means less cushion if the home loses value. And if you have trouble paying the loan for any reason, such as losing your job, the lender could foreclose on your house.
You can tap your home equity with the following loans:
- Cash-out refinance: Mortgages your house for more than you owe. You can generally turn 80% to 90% of your home's equity into cash, and in some cases, get a lower interest rate than your previous mortgage.
- Home equity loan: Allows you to borrow up to 85% of your equity at a fixed interest rate. Home equity loans are disbursed in a lump sum and repaid through monthly payments.
- Home equity line of credit (HELOC): Allows you to borrow up to 85% of your equity at a variable interest rate, which means your payments could change every month. Instead of a lump sum of cash, HELOCs provide a limited line of credit you can borrow when needed, much like a credit card. Interest is paid only on the amount you take out.
Refinancing replaces your existing mortgage with a new loan. Some reasons for refinancing are directly related to home value, while others aren't. Refinancing might be a good idea if you want to:
Lower your interest rate:If mortgage interest rates drop after purchasing your home, refinancing could allow you to lock in a lower rate, reducing your monthly payment.
Change your loan term:Refinancing into a shorter-term loan, for example 15 years instead of 30, may increase your monthly payment, but it will also reduce payback time so you pay less in interest and own your house sooner.
Drop mortgage insurance:Refinancing can remove mortgage insurance in two ways. First, you can refinance from an FHA loan (these loans always carry mortgage insurance) to a conventional loan without paying PMI if you have built up over 20% equity on your existing loan. Second, you can refinance from a conventional loan with PMI to another without it if your current home value and mortgage balance puts you over the 20% equity mark.
Pull cash out of your home:As you pay down the loan and your home gains value, equity increases. When your equity stake is large enough, you may be able to turn some of it into cash through a cash-out refinance.
Use our mortgage refinance calculator to see how much a refinance could save you and get customized lender recommendations.
Unlike other assets, such as your car, a home often appreciates over time. In general, real estate appreciates because there's only so much space for new development. As time goes on, there's generally more demand for less land, driving up value. If demand drops, however, prices could go down.
Other factors that can influence changes in home value are:
- How much the house sold for in the past
- Quality of the neighborhood
- Market conditions, such as the number of homes available and strength of the economy
- Tax assessment
- Nearby amenities
- Square footage
- Age and condition of the house and property
Home value can be affected by factors beyond your control, but you can still manage the ongoing costs of homeownership. These include:
Mortgage payments: Choosing a longer mortgage repayment period (30 years instead of 15 years, for example) yields smaller monthly payments. So does a bigger down payment. After you purchase a home, you may be able to reduce payments by refinancing or negotiating a lower tax assessment.
Insurance: Compare homeowners insurance rates from different insurers to find the best price and coverage. Choose a policy that's tailored to your needs rather than simply picking standard coverage. Buying homeowners insurance from your current auto insurance company may earn you a discount. Some home improvements, like a new roof or security system, may also yield lower insurance premiums.
Utilities: Stop energy waste by boosting home efficiency. Make your energy bills more affordable by switching to LED lightbulbs, properly insulating or replacing old appliances with energy-efficient ones, for example. If you're not sure where to start, ask your utility provider about a home energy audit.
Mortgage insurance: Private mortgage insurance, or PMI, is typically required for conventional loans when the down payment is less than 20%. You can ask your lender to remove PMI as soon as you reach an 80% loan-to-value ratio, and making additional loan payments will get you to the sweet spot sooner. Also, if you think your home's value has increased substantially since you bought it, you can pay for an appraisal to see if you've achieved 20% equity. If so, you may be able to refinance and cancel PMI. If you have an FHA loan with mortgage insurance, cancellation is still possible but may have different requirements. Talk with your lender to explore your options.
Home improvements: Repairs and upgrades can increase your home's value, and choosing DIY home improvements can help reduce costs. Smaller projects, such as a minor kitchen remodel or a new front door, often have the best return on investment.
The tools and information on this page can help you:
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France beat hosts Ukraine 2-0 in rain-lashed Euro 2012 clash
Jeremy Menez and Yohan Cabaye on target after 58-minute delay due to storm
Danny Welbeck hits stunning winner as England edge Sweden 3-2
Swedes become the second team eliminated from tournament
Euro 2012 hosts Ukraine were brought back down to earth after their opening match heroics as France clinched a 2-0 victory in stormy Donetsk.
Play in the Group D match was suspended for 58 minutes as spectacular torrential rain and forked lightning put the players' safety at risk.
When the teams returned to the field, the French made their superior technical ability count as clinical second-half strikes from Jeremy Menez and Yohan Cabaye sealed a comfortable win.
In Group D's other game, England won a thrilling contest against Sweden to dump the Scandinavians out of the tournament.
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Young striker Danny Welbeck hit a brilliant winner 13 minutes from time after Sweden briefly led through Olof Mellberg's double strike.
Andy Carroll and Theo Walcott were also on target for England in the 3-2 triumph, their first ever competitive victory over the Swedes.
Ukraine 0-2 France
Group D favorites France proved too good for hosts Ukraine in a rain-affected Euro 2012 clash in Donetsk.
After a huge thunderstorm caused play to be suspended for almost an hour during the first half, Jeremy Menez and Yohan Cabaye struck after the break to seal victory for Laurent Blanc's side.
The game begun amid torrential rain and within five minutes of kick-off, Dutch referee Bjorn Kuipers ordered the teams off the field as thunder and treacherous forked lightning engulfed the Donbass Arena.
The continuation of the match looked in doubt as large puddles of water began to form on the pitch but 58 minutes later, the teams re-emerged to clearer skies.
Ukraine, despite the cacophonous roar from the crowd that greeted their every thrust forward, found it tough to cope with France's slicker passing and movement.
Home goalkeeper Andriy Pyatov was forced into a wonderful save with his feet to deny Menez, before batting away a Phillippe Mexes header.
Veteran striker Andriy Shevchenko, a two-goal hero in Ukraine's opening match against Sweden, again looked the hosts' most potent threat.
He saw one rasping strike palmed away by Hugo Lloris and then sent a thunderous long-range effort whistling inches over the bar shortly after the break.
But just as Ukraine were finding their rhythm, France swept up the field and broke the deadlock.
After some fine interplay between Franck Ribery and Karim Benzema, Menez cut inside Yevhen Selin and drilled a shot in at the near post.
Three minutes later, Cabaye latched on to Benzema's pass and buried an effort past Pyatov from 15 yards.
The goals completely deflated the Ukrainians, who escaped going further behind when Cabaye blasted against the post after a mesmerizing spell of French possession.
The win stretches Le Bleus' unbeaten run to an imposing 23 games and it also made a bit of history.
It is, incredibly, the first time they have won a European Championship match without either Zinedine Zidane or Michel Platini in their side.
England 3-2 Sweden
England striker Danny Welbeck's sumptuous late winner settled a topsy-turvy match as Sweden were sent crashing out of Euro 2012.
The Manchester United man's cheeky backheel sealed the points for England after Olof Mellberg's brace for Sweden had threatened to derail their more illustrious opponents.
It was a sweet, if nerve-jangling, victory for the English, for whom Sweden had become something of a bogey team in international tournaments.
But where England failed in Euro 1992 and the World Cups of 2002 and 2006, they succeeded in Kiev to put themselves in a strong position in Group D.
A point in their final pool match against Ukraine, in which the talismanic Wayne Rooney returns from suspension, will be enough to see England into the quarter-finals.
Roy Hodgson's side were on top in the first half and their pressure told when Steven Gerrard sent an inch-perfect cross into the box for Carroll to plant a trademark bullet header past Andreas Isaksson.
But Carroll's wild challenge on Kim Kallstrom then produced the free-kick that led to Sweden's somewhat scrappy equalizer.
Zlatan Ibrahimovic hit the set-piece against the wall before his miscued volley fell to Mellberg, whose shot was parried by Joe Hart only to bounce off Glen Johnson and over the line.
The Scandinavians, needing a win, then went in front when Mellberg rose unmarked to head home his second goal from Sebastian Larsson's free-kick.
But England hit back when an Ashley Young corner was cleared straight to Walcott, whose 20-yard strike deceived Isaksson and flew into the middle of the net.
Substitute Walcott was then instrumental in England's third goal, racing to the byline and cutting the ball back for Welbeck to flick home a stunning backheel.


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DOW futures are down 160 points this morning.
The fundamentals of our economy continue to deteriorate. The only exception in the news this morning is that foreclosures in November actually dropped slightly. I believe that will prove to be temporary.
People filing for first time unemployment for last week rose much greater than expected, by 58,000, jumping to 573,000, a 26 year high.
The trade deficit for October was expected to narrow, instead it widened to $57.2 billion. Yes, our imports are falling dramatically, but so are our exports. That means that despite the world-wide slowdown we still need $2 billion a day in foreign money to finance this deficit. Cheney and others say that these deficits don't matter. They are WRONG. They are sacrificing BOTH security and freedom with their incorrect ideology.
The House passed the $15 billion bridge loan for Chrysler and GM. The terms were too onerous for Ford, so they passed. Now it goes to the Senate where there is opposition. Many are hailing this as positive because of the restrictions being placed on them. Not me, the very fact it is even being discussed is against all the principles this country was founded upon. And those who think that Ford is looking great by taking a pass had better take a look at the airline industry. Having your competitors in bankruptcy or getting any kind of special treatment gives them an advantage. Those zombie businesses use their bankruptcies to unload debts off their creditors while slashing wages and benefits thus allowing them to compete with lower prices. Those who choose to avoid bankruptcy are left with legacy wages, etc. The entire thing is a mess, we never should even be discussing interfering in the way we are. The only thing that needs tampering with in this regard is the broken bankruptcy laws that have been written and put in place by corporate America for corporate America.
The Russians are talking further about devaluing the Ruble. Rumor has it the Chinese are talking along the same lines. These types of currency manipulations will impact global markets, so we need to be aware and consider their impact. I'll have more on this as I know more.
The bond market continues to say deflationary credit collapse. Short term yields are still basically zero. The charts of the 10 year and of the long bond are looking suspiciously like they are ready to move even deeper into lower yields. The chart of the TNX, for example, looks to be making a wave 4 sideways consolidation at about 2.5%, and if there is a wave 5 coming it looks to be targeting 2%. That is unbelievably low for a 10 year note. The TNX just broke down out of a small triangle this morning.
The VIX remains in its ominous triangle for now, not good if you are long equities.
Same technical picture as discussed in yesterday's end of day report. I do note that I am starting to see some small bearish divergences and a volume pattern that is not looking too bullish either.
The 885 level on the /ES or SPX seems to be providing support for now, I don't plan on any sizable plays in here unless we can break out of this range in one direction or the other. Again, I point to what looks like fresh sell signals on the DAILY charts, the DOW and Transports showing them first. Still on the WEEKLY buys signals, which means that there may be more rally after a period of decline. Cross currents, and they are difficult to play. The patient person will wait for alignment as I spelled out in my article on the subject.
I have a couple more articles in the pipeline, look for one either later today or tomorrow. I'm making so many update posts that it seems the articles are getting lost in the noise, so I'm working on ways to get them to stand out. One thought I have is that I may produce a second blog, one that is dedicated to my articles and one that is dedicated to technical work and market updates. Let me know your thoughts for improvement.
Also, I am discovering that the automatic email summary is not working that well. It's not sending them at the time I have in their system and they are hard to read. I increased the font size and played with the timing feature so we'll see how that goes. For my friends I am going to start a twice daily "executive summary" via email. No guarantee on how long I can keep that going. My list is growing and it takes a lot of time to manage.
The DOW futures are down 150 points just prior to the bell.
Have a good day,
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WASHINGTON (CNN) -- Osama bin Laden may be grabbing headlines with a new videotape, but he is "virtually impotent," said President Bush's homeland security adviser.
Al Qaeda leader Osama bin Laden appears in a videotape urging Americans to embrace Islam.
"This is a man on the run in a cave who is virtually impotent other than his ability to get these messages out," Frances Townsend said Sunday on CNN's "Late Edition with Wolf Blitzer."
She called the tape, which surfaced last week, "propaganda."
The U.S. is taking the tape "very seriously" and is piecing through it for clues, but the al Qaeda leader is not known to have ever used a tape "to trigger any operational activity," said Townsend.
Townsend said the U.S. has "no specific or credible information right now about an imminent attack."
She added the "ongoing plots around the world" are concerning.
"And we continue to make sure that the information is being shared not only with our agencies overseas, but our investigative agencies here at home like the FBI and local police departments."
Townsend was referring to the arrests in Germany last week of suspects planning an alleged terror plot aimed at U.S. military installations and other Western targets. Also last week in Denmark, authorities arrested eight people who were planning attacks.
In the tape, which appears recently made, bin Laden urges Americans to "embrace Islam" as a way to end the war in Iraq.
It contains no overt threats toward the U.S.
However, bin Laden does talk about his "side" continuing "to escalate the killing and fighting against you. This is our duty and our brothers are carrying it out, and I ask God to grant them resolve and victory."
John McLaughlin, the former acting head of the CIA, and now a CNN consultant, said bin Laden achieved at least two things in the tape.
"He gets to reach out to followers who, according to jihadist Web sites, have been wondering where is their leader," McLaughlin said. "And he also gets to rail against the Iraq war, which is his strongest propaganda point."
Townsend said analysts are taking care to examine all aspects of the tape.
"We are looking for things like indications about his health, indications about his whereabouts, the contents of the message. Are there any hidden meanings or messages to it? That technical analysis is ongoing," she said.
Asked why the United States has failed to capture or kill bin Laden six years after the 9/11 attacks, Townsend brought up Eric Robert Rudolph, who was convicted of several bombing attacks in the U.S., including the 1996 Summer Olympics bombing in Atlanta, Georgia.
"He was in the foothills in the Carolinas here in the United States, and it took us five years to find him," she said of Rudolph.
Blitzer responded, "But you weren't devoting the resources to finding Eric Rudolph that you're devoting to finding Osama bin Laden."
"No," Townsend replied. "But you have the counterterrorism resources that are devoted to not only finding bin Laden, but they're also devoted to preventing the next attack, to following leads, both in this country and around the world.
Democrats charged the videotape shows Bush took his eye off al Qaeda by invading Iraq.
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For an elegant and contemporary approach to winter layering, we love versatile Camellia Coat. This relaxed fit piece features a open front, a waist tie belt to temper the voluminous silhouette and a hood for that extra warmth on those cold nights out. Wear yours with a pair of jeans and a stylish knit.
The If Only Coat is made from a wool-blend fabric which is super cosy and comfy. The longline length, thick felt shell and silky lining make it our new-season favourite. We love the warm brown hue.
The sleek silver bar is set on a center stud with synthetic pearl and round black accents. The earrings have a removable post dropping behind the ear with crystal rhinestones, creating a feminine and sparkly piece. Wear the two pieces together or let the semi-circle with a regular backing.
The Karmen Earrings feature a faceted black crystal rhinestone in the centre, surrounded with clear crystal rhinestone detail on a silver-toned metal base. These earrings add instant style to your look.
An earring to bring glamour to any outfit, this arrangement of chain, circle and bar adds excitement and a touch of fun. Feature a removable post dropping behind the ear. Wear the two pieces together or let simple bar with a regular backing.
Swap your heavy tote for the carefree Nova Bag. Features an optional strap and back slip pocket for your convenience. Synthetic leather, detachable shoulder strap, back slip pocket, button snap closure, zip pocket inside and ample storage for your cards. Versatile bag that goes with any outfit.
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