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I've shot more wedding photography in La Rioja's prestigious Echaurren Hotel than anywhere else in northern Spain but this was the first one I've done where the couple actually met each other in the building!
The Echuarren is a fifth-generation family-run hotel in Ezcaray which in recent years has become regionally and nationally famous in Spain due to its two Michelin star restaurant El Portal. Elena & Matt met while doing a year's internship in chef Francis Paniego's kitchen and love blossomed. Perhaps it was something in the food?
This was a small destination wedding - the couple now live in the US - made particularly special because it was also a great excuse for a reunion with their Spanish friends. With everyone so involved in catching up with each other I was able to get in close to capture much of the spirit, fun and happiness of the day.
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Bathua roti recipe: Give your basic roti a green winter twist!
- Shifa Khan
Updated : February 01, 2022 12:02 IST
Winter brings nutritious leafy greens with it. Here's a bathua roti recipe that will be another way to enjoy more of this winter delight.
Pigweed or bathua saag, as we commonly call, it is a perfect winter delight. Rich in fiber, essential minerals and vitamins like A, B, C, this leafy green holds a high status in nutritional density. Its limited availability in winter is why you must consume it daily in any form to reap benefits from it. And to do that, we can eat it like a bowl of saag. If you're someone who can't stand saag, make a bathua roti!
Your atta, when combined with the goodness of bathua, becomes a healthy variant of basic roti. So without wasting much time, here's how you can make a bathua roti:
- A bunch of bathua
- ½ tsp Salt
- 2 cups whole wheat flour (you can choose chickpea flour/besan as a healthy alternative)
- 2 pinch asafoetida
- 1 tsp carom seeds
- 1 tsp cooking oil
- In a pan, add a clean and washed bunch of bathua.
- Pour 1 cup of water.
- Add salt and cook for 6-8 minutes.
- Now, take a bowl to knead the dough.
- To the bowl, add flour, carom seeds, asafoetida and cooking oil.
- Mix to combine.
- Pour the cooked bathua mix into the bowl.
- Knead into a soft dough by adding more water if needed.
- Place the dough aside for 10 minutes to soften.
- Roll the rotis and cook them evenly.
Eat these vibrant green rotis with sabji, daal or any dish of your liking. For breakfast, you can also add some oil to the dough and make bathua parathas. Pair it with wholesome bathua raita and enjoy your delicious meal.
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Before you get on to making these bathua rotis, let us stress more on the health benefits stored in this green veggie. Asma Alam, a Nutritionist and Dietitian based in Delhi, spoke to HealthShots and listed many benefits of this winter delight.
Here are some health benefits of bathua:
1. Treat acne
A good diet means good skin. Impurities in blood are one of the most common reasons for frequent breakouts and acne. Including bathua regularly in your diet will help purify your blood, preventing acne and making the skin appear flawless and glowing.
2. Aids in weight loss
A 100 gram serving of this winter-friendly vegetable provides only 43 calories along with various essential nutrients, making it a perfect choice for anyone wanting to lose weight through healthy foods.
3. Improves vision
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4. Helps relieve constipation
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5. Improves cell function
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There are thousands of males that desire to enlarge their penises. Pills, creams, surgical treatment and other techniques that declare to expand your penis do not work at all. There is inadequate proof to prove that they do, and also upon implication of such approaches, more injury is caused than good, so exactly how to expand your penis without making use of pills in a secure as well as reliable means? How To Enlarge Penis Naturally
By utilizing an expansion gadget! This device which stretches out your penis isn't simply effective but is complete risk-free as well as is also the best means to grow your penis. These extenders are mechanical devices that are easy to use which extends the penis in a state that is soft with the correct curvatures. Extenders do not just enlarge the penis, but they likewise enhance erectile working as well and collaborate with a drawing technique to stretch out the penile cells for the development of more cells that makes the penile length much longer and likewise boosts the thickness too.
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Easy to use: It is comfortable to a level that you can easily use it while going to work or even when you are resting! The important things is to pay attention to your body when putting on anything of this sort. It is actually vital for you to follow the appropriate method and schedule if you want to get the maximum use of this gadget. The extender works in a way by not just giving you with the very best of the results however additionally with aiding you expand your self-confidence and end up being the best possible version of yourself.
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Attributes: The device offers you the choice to either utilize a strap or a loophole for add-on of the extender with the head of your penis. It allows space for the cells of the penis to expand as well as is created in a manner for the customer to really feel as little discomfort as feasible.
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The tool has actually even passed the FDA approval to function as a clinical gadget. There are also medical researches conducted to verify the qualification of the device with an assured result in a brief period of time. How To Enlarge Penis Naturally
The above 3 versions are the ideal ways on exactly how to expand your penis without utilizing pills in a safe and effective method.
Why is penis extending so reliable? It's due to the fact that you do not require any special devices to aid you obtain a larger penis. Practically every guy has accessibility to the Net, which enables you to perform searches on all sort of various items. If you look hard enough you can locate a gadget that declares to add inches to your penis. These are called penis augmentation tools and also lots of males have made a lot of money from them.
There's no such thing as a magic penis extending gadget. The fact is, traction gadgets are not only ineffective, they threaten. Lots of guys have been seriously hurt utilizing such gadgets. That's why penis stretching workouts are the ideal way to enhance your penis size.
One very basic penis extending workout utilizes your forefinger and thumb to massage the base of your penis head, extending it out regarding possible. You duplicate this for 10 secs, with each extension lasting between one to four secs. Repeat this for up to four mins, and after that do it once more for another 10 seconds. You can include variations to this exercise by doing the stretches while resting, or standing, or sitting down and doing the workout.
A much safer technique of penis stretching is called jelqing (noticable "jel-yoo") as well as is executed at the identical location where you would certainly carry out other penis stretching workouts. The exact very same tools is utilized for jelqing as is made use of for penis stretching. You start by pulling your penis head toward your body. Your fingers and also forearms need to be extended to the optimum size possible, after that your hands as well as forearms are drawn toward your knees. While pulling your penis towards yourself, you utilize only gentle, controlled pressure.
These two penis stretching workouts are the best for obtaining an increase penis size without using any kind of dangerous enlargement tools. Jelqing has come to be the go-to workout among penis stretching enthusiasts, since it is easy and creates good outcomes. It may also assist you get an average length however not an unusually long one. It's additionally easy on the joints, which is a plus given that you might be starting in a really sensitive location. But you don't need those added inches to excite your companion, you simply need a more powerful base.
Penis extending gadgets function much in the exact same style, however they make use of a mix of grip, weights and pumping to increase the length and also girth of your penis. A few of these devices have additional ligaments and also smooth muscle cells embedded right into their construction, making them capable of providing more extreme stimulation than simple hand exercise alone. And despite the fact that these devices make penis extending much easier, they aren't terribly comfortable or risk-free. They may also create damages to the cells lining your penis. How To Enlarge Penis Naturally
The good news is that there are some means to make penis extending much easier without using unsafe enhancement tools. These methods include kegels, which are merely work out regimens especially designed to reinforce your pelvic flooring muscular tissues. As well as much like with jelqing, levels can produce some rather impressive outcomes. These exercise routines will make you resemble you have actually gained an additional four inches in less time.
So if you're trying to find means to make on your own a bit larger, take into consideration trying some of the penis stretching approaches that entail exercise routines like kegels. If you're looking for ways to enhance your sex-related life, don't neglect the tried and also real technique of making use of traction tools to include girth to your penis. As you can see, there are plenty of ways to boost penis size, and also it's all about recognizing what benefit you. Take the time to locate something that fits your way of life as well as you'll more than happy with the outcomes. It's possible to obtain a larger penis in less time, so begin right away.
Have you ever attempted penis extenders prior to? This is a kind of clinical cosmetic procedure utilized to include girth and also size to the penis. It has actually been around for several decades, yet it's just just recently that the penis extenders have come to be a popular method of male improvement. One factor for this is due to the fact that the penis extenders have ended up being much safer than the surgeries many people needed to withstand in the past. With these gadgets now readily available, any type of male can make the most of obtaining a better penis, even if he has had some surgical procedures done in the past. This article will enter into further information on exactly how penis extenders function, and exactly how they can assist you with penis augmentation.
Penis expansion is done via using a penis extender. The penis traction tool uses a gentle pulling activity to your penis while you use it. Over time, the penis extender stretches your penis so that it gets longer and thicker. The penis extender in fact makes your penis larger when it stretches and also not when you have a penis dimension surgical treatment.


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Why are good authority links to my site not showing?
Hi, about a month ago, I obtained a couple of good authority external links into my client's site. One of these is from a local government site, ie a .gov.uk website, which has a Domain Authority of 99 according to OSE and a page authority of 67.
However, these links are not showing up in SEOmoz or OSE and the domain authority of my client's site has not changed. Why do the links not show? Surely a period of 5 weeks is long enough for these links to be indexed?
Unfortunately, we are experiencing a delay, due to an attempt to expand and improve the crawl. I don't have an exact ETA, but this is our TOP priority and we definitely regret the issues people are having.
I would double-check that Google has indexed and re-cached the page with the link on it. It's not instantaneous, in practice. Also make sure the link isn't nofollow'ed, etc.
Hi Cornel, yes they are on the Webmaster tools so that is helpful at least. Thanks for responding.
Thanks, it looks like the next update will be next week sometime. Thanks very much for this Duoweb.
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OSE has been pretty slow for me too. Try looking up your backlinks at www.alexa.com or your webmaster tools.
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Our website is live for 3 months now and it's still not indexed by he OSE.
So ... patience ... but you should be able to see the link in our Webmaster Tools.
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Normally every four weeks, now it has been a while:
http://apiwiki.seomoz.org/w/page/25141119/Linkscape Schedule for the update shedule.
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Hi Maureen
In that case it seems that duoweb is most probably right about it.
Hi there, that's interesting - do you know how long it usually takes for OSE to be updated?
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My guess is that the linkindex from OSE still hasn't been updated, and therefore is not showing your new backlinks.
Hi Ivaylo, thanks for responding. I just checked the robots.txt and the list of disallowed pages does not included any pages in the section where my client's link is located.
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Hi, Are you sure that the authoritative websites that you have placed the links on aren't blocking the SEOmoz crawler? Just check their robots.txt which should be located under authoritativedomainname.com/robots.txt.
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Screen Gems is giving Jane Austen's classic novel Emma a new make over. Emme, will be very similar to the original story but will give it a "hip-hop musical reimagining." This will include 15 songs and dance numbers, take place at an inner-city high school, and center on a step brother and step sister. Screen Gem's Clint Culpepper told Variety that he came up with the idea after watching Lil Mama's Lipgloss music video. Screen Gems hired Tyger Williams (Menace II Society) to write the script.
I'm certain I'll never see this, but if they do what they did for Stomp The Yard, they'll have another hit on their hands.
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ELLSWORTH, Ohio (MyValleyTributes) – Frank J. Sofranko, 63, died peacefully Friday, January 6, 2023, surrounded by his loving family.
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What crops are grown in the Democratic Republic of Congo?
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What is the recent development in the field of agriculture in Democratic Republic of Congo?
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Henri Bergson: This is just why the tragic poet is so careful to avoid anything calculated to attract attention to the material side of his heroes. No sooner does anxiety about the body manifest itself than the intrusion of a comic element is to be feared. On this account, the hero in a tragedy does not eat or drink or warm himself. He does not even sit down any more than can be helped. To sit down in the middle of a fine speech would imply that you remembered you had a body.
Oh, is that all? Merely take a seat and it's comedy? Hot socks. I'm afraid we have seriously overdone it. Prevailing notions of today dictate that a sit must be accompanied by a stamp of the foot, three Porky Pig impersonations and an offstage fart. How outmoded is this Napoleon?
And besides, what good is this clinical dissection of gags and guffaws? What thing is less a topic for seriousness than unseriousness? The minute we sober up, our topic has left the scene. It carries with it just such an inflatable jalopy in case of gravity.
On these matters, I will listen to none other than a professor who can hardly keep a straight face, but is constantly coughing behind his hand, weeping with I'm sorry, pardon me, just one moment, turning away from the class, loosing his complete composure, cackling wickedly, bravely bringing a hatchet down upon a ceramic donkey, only to discover the axe is rubber in its ricochet, and dashing around the room in nothing but briefs and hollandaise sauce. Even in that case, I am reluctant to say that much would be accomplished. The rubber axe, in particular, was poor execution.
But the only reason I'm reading this Henri Bergson essay (circa 1911) is for this:
Henri Bergson: (bottom of the page) ANY ARRANGEMENT OF ACTS AND EVENTS IS COMIC WHICH GIVES US, IN A SINGLE COMBINATION, THE ILLUSION OF LIFE AND THE DISTINCT IMPRESSION OF A MECHANICAL ARRANGEMENT.
I have never heard this sort of definition before. And if there is a link between laughs and engineering, I'd like to know. Possibly a hundred-year-old idea in all caps can be true.
Perhaps there are some codes or patterns to it. Jokes as a language hack? Tongue twisters being: unnecessary and playful obfuscations to an otherwise normal sentence, maybe? Knock-knocks: a kind of exception handling?
Doesn't it strike you as tremendously design-patterns-ish that we even name the different types of jokes? Ah well, everything has its categories I suppose.
And what of loops? Well, read this in a soothing voice.
Ellis Posey: Comedy professor and author Melvin Helitzer claims there's something magic about the number three. […] Here's the way it goes: "Women are crazy today." The rhythm is DEE-DEE-la-DEE-DEE, followed my a silent beat. Next comes the punch line, "Take my wife. Please." DEE-la-DEE, la-DEE. The rhythm changes in the middle of the joke.
Don't make me do that ever again.
0xDEE – 0xDEE – 0×1a – 0xDEE – 0xDEE = ?.
Equals… let's see… negative seven-thousand one-hundred fifty-and-eight! Kxxx!
Is there a euphoria present in
for (i = 0; i < 3; i++)? I can't imagine.
Let's consult Henri Bergson. You got anything for us on repetition in 1911?
Thus, you meet a friend in the street whom you have not seen for an age; there is nothing comic in the situation. If, however, you meet, him again the same day, and then a third and a fourth time, you may laugh at the "coincidence." […] Such are the repetitions produced on the stage. They are the more laughable in proportion as the scene repeated is more complex and more naturally introduced—two conditions which seem mutually exclusive, and which the play-writer must be clever enough to reconcile.
Gah. I was really hoping he would say it was like a for loop. He says "two conditions":
if complex++ && if natural++. Don't overload your incrementer and you'll be just fine then. (One stamp of the foot, three Porky Pig impressions and an offstage fart later…) I don't think this is going anywhere.
Maybe this whole humor mechanism conjecture is a bag of gas. Here's what I'd say: Yes, there are some mechanics to it. I don't know if you can purely measure out a joke. But you could look at any fragment of language as a series of instructions. Surely the pure mechanics of it aren't the allure. I mean this is why puns generally suck. (And possibly why programmers seriously get off on puns.)
Still, sometimes the best jokes work like a series of instructions which act remarkably lifelike. Which assemble in a reflective way, which can be read a myriad of ways rather than merely straightforward.
Steven Wright: I planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now I don't know what to feed it.
It's a little life machine. A machine where life is different. It's kind of funny because it only takes such a small machine to create such a world.
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Fireland: Is it possible to unfriend somebody to death?
In this machine, a push button politely severs an affection. But press it again and again.
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Ah, a mechanized bureau possessing the ability to end the horseplay with a fast-acting penis removal utility. Delightful!
aedison: Grandma used to nag me. Now she can't talk anymore. Call it a 'stroke of luck'.
This machine is… the grandmother? This girl Edison is quite a master of puns, though I can't tell you why so many puns otherwise fail. I really do wonder.
Look, kaput with the analysis. I'm done. There is something to this, but it's not that computers are funny. Maybe just the link between humor, tragedy and hacking: spinning a lush reality from raw numerals? Leave me alone.
Will the third comment be the funny one?
This kind of reminds me of something I read about Twin Peaks — which at best seems to embody the tension between Intense Noir Drama and… "kitsch"? One possible illustration of that, maybe not the best.
I like to think that contemporary humour is a function of subjunctivity.
Humans cannot help but create imaginative, subjunct worlds when you tell them an engaging story. The setup is where you tell a story, and they paint a picture in their head. And then the punch-line is the trigger where you let drop a piece of information that simply doesn't fit in the world they've painted; and they realize they had it flawed from the start. Humor rains from the catastrophe of the subjunct world they tear apart to rebuild, fitting the final piece of the puzzle.. and even the rebuilt world is usually quite a bit more clownish or garish than the beautiful, lush landscape you tricked them into setting up in the first place. It is the mental isomorph to a practical joke.
I challenge you to present me any joke that cannot be explained by this mechanic. Knock knock, blonde joke, road crossing chicken, the farmer's daughter, not even Mitch Hedburg can escape my awexome lawgic ;)
@nertzy It's not :(
It's like language is code, and we're each our own VM. The more similar our internals, the more similar our reaction.
Okay so let's say we crack the code and we figure out the algorithm. Isn't there still the big question: why does running this algorithm give us pleasure? Humor is funny, but why do we love funny? Maybe this question has been answered but dammit I'm gonna ask it.
_why, I take it you are familiar with current efforts to teach computers knock-knock jokes. I heard an interview with the principal investigator once. Unfortunately, he's a rather unfunny fellow. There's probably some sort of irony in that.
> On this account, the hero in a tragedy does not eat or drink or warm himself. He does not even sit down any more than can be helped.
"But, in spite of all my troubles, give me leave to eat my supper. For nothing in the world is so shamelessly demanding as a man's confounded stomach. However afflicted he may be and sick at heart, it calls for attention so loudly that he is bound to obey it. Such is my case: my heart is
sick with grief, yet my stomach insists that I eat and drink. It makes me forget all I have suffered and forces me to eat my fill."
—Odysseus (from Homer's Odyssey book 7 lines 214-221)
Ah, but Odysseus makes it home to Penelope, so perhaps he's not so tragic after all. Seeing Achilles grab lunch, now that would be out of character!
Yes, let us not confuse the meaning of the word comedy. Which traditionaly means a story with a happy ending.
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Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog dies of it.
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Voting is going to be held in 19 districts of Saurashtra-Kutch and southern parts of the state today (Thursday) for the first phase of Gujarat assembly elections. Voting will be held on a total of 89 seats. Polling will be held at 14,382 polling stations from 8 am to 5 pm and the fate of 788 candidates will be sealed in EVMs. Of the 89 seats going to polls in the first phase, the BJP had won 48 in the 2017 elections. The Congress had won 40 seats, while one seat was held by an independent candidate. There is a BJP government in the state for 27 years. The campaigning for the first phase of elections ended at 5 pm on Tuesday.
In the first phase, apart from BJP, Congress and Aam Aadmi Party (AAP), 36 other political parties have fielded candidates. These include the Bahujan Samaj Party (BSP), the Samajwadi Party (SP), the Communist Party of India-Marxist (CPI-M) and the Bharatiya Tribal Party (BTP). BJP and Congress are contesting on all 89 seats. While AAP candidates are in the fray for 88 seats. AAP's candidate from Surat East seat had withdrawn his candidature. Among other parties, BSP has fielded 57 candidates, BTP 14 and CPI(M) four.
In the first phase, 339 independents are also in the fray. Out of a total of 788 candidates, 70 are women, including 9 from BJP, 6 from Congress and 5 from AAP. There are 17 candidates in two ballot units in Morbi. Surat's Limbayat has 3 ballot units with 44 candidates. People working in industries and companies have been given one day paid holiday for voting.
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AAP's chief ministerial candidate Isudan Gadhvi is contesting from Khambhalia seat in Dwarka district of Saurashtra region. AAP state president Gopal Italia is in the fray from Katargam in Surat. Other prominent candidates include Rivaba Jadeja, wife of cricketer Ravindra Jadeja, from Jamnagar (North), Home Minister Harsh Shanghvi, Purnesh Modi from other Surat seats and five-time MLA Purushottam Solanki from Bhavnagar (Rural). Gujarat AAP general secretary Manoj Sorathia is the candidate from Karanj, Patidar Samaj leader Alpesh Kathiriya from Varachha Road in Surat. In Saurashtra region, the prestige of sitting Congress MLAs like Lalit Kagthara, Lalit Vasoya, Rutwik Makwana and Mohammad Javed Peerzada is at stake. Seven-time MLA and veteran tribal leader Chhotu Vasava is contesting from Jhagadia in Bharuch.
Challenge of repeating itself in front of Congress in Saurashtra and Kutch
Congress has maximum focus on 54 seats in Saurashtra and Kutch region. The party wants to improve its performance here. In these areas, the Congress had won 16 seats in the 2012 elections, and in 2017 it captured 30 seats. On the other hand, BJP was reduced to 23 seats in 2017. Whereas in the 2012 elections, it got 35 seats. In South Gujarat, the Congress had won 6 seats in the 2012 elections. Whereas in 2017, it was surprised by winning 10 seats. BJP was shocked. Here in 2012 elections, BJP won 28 seats and in 2017 elections, it won 25 seats. South Gujarat also includes Surat city with 12 seats, which has been a BJP bastion for a long time. BJP has got a challenge from AAP this time. Kejriwal's party has fielded some of its senior leaders from Surat. AAP convenor Arvind Kejriwal has claimed that he is winning seven-eight seats in Surat.
Know the preparations of the Election Commission…
There are a total of 4,91,35,400 voters in Gujarat. In which 2,39,76,670 voters will vote in the first phase. The first phase includes 5.74 lakh voters in the age group of 18-19 years and 4,945 voters above the age of 99 years. Polling will be held at a total of 14,382 polling stations, of which 3,311 are in urban and 11,071 in rural areas. The Election Commission has set up 89 'model polling stations', many of these booths will be operated by a team of differently-abled employees. 89 eco friendly booths and 611 will be run by women. 18 polling stations will also be run by the youth. A total of 34,324 ballot units will be used in the first phase of elections. There will be the same number of control units. 38,749 Voter Verifiable Paper Audit Trail (VVPAT) machines will be used. A total of 2,20,288 trained officers and staff will be on duty to conduct the election process. In the first phase, 27,978 presiding officers and 78,985 polling officers will be on duty.
Know which leaders did road shows and public meetings
In the election campaign, BJP, Congress and AAP leaders did roadshows and addressed public meetings. Prime Minister Narendra Modi himself took command of the election campaign on behalf of the ruling party BJP. Apart from this, including Union Home Minister Amit Shah, BJP President JP Nadda, Yogi Adityanath (Uttar Pradesh, CM), Himanta Biswa Sarma (Assam, CM), Shivraj Singh Chouhan (Madhya Pradesh, CM), Pramod Sawant (Goa, CM) Chief ministers of BJP-ruled states and many central ministers, veteran leaders campaigned.
Delhi Chief Minister Arvind Kejriwal, Punjab CM Bhagwant Mann were most active for AAP and addressed roadshows and public meetings. Apart from them, Delhi's Deputy CM Manish Sisodia, AAP's Rajya Sabha member Raghav Chadha, Sanjay Singh also campaigned.
Apart from Rajasthan Chief Minister Ashok Gehlot, party's national president Mallikarjun Kharge, local leaders also campaigned for the Congress. Congress leader Rahul Gandhi took time off from the Bharat Jodo Yatra to hold two rallies in the state this month.
Fact file…
- Voting – 8 am to 5 pm
- Total districts in polling- 19 (Kutch, Saurashtra and South Gujarat)
- Total seats on voting- 89
- Total Candidates – 788
- Total Male Candidates – 718
- Total Female Candidates- 70
- Total political parties – 39
- Total voters – 2,39,76,670
- Total male voters – 1,24,33,362
- Total women voters – 1,15,42,811
- Total Transgender – 497
- Number of first-time voters aged 18 to 19 – 5,74,560
- Number of voters above 99 years of age – 4,945
- NRI Voters – Total 163
- Male 125 and Female 38
- Total polling stations – 25,430
- City- 9014
- Rural – 16416
- Special Polling Station – 89 Model Polling Station
- Polling Station operated by Divyang – 89
- Eco friendly polling station – 89
- Women operated polling stations – 611
- Youth operated polling stations – 18
- Presiding Officer – 27,978
- Polling Staff – 78,985
- EVM-VVPAT – Ballot Unit – 34,324, Control Unit – 34,324
Election in two phases in Gujarat
Assembly elections are being held in two phases on 182 seats in Gujarat. In the first phase, voting is being held on 89 seats on December 1. While in the second phase, voting will be held on 93 seats on December 5. The results of Gujarat elections will come on December 8 along with Himachal Pradesh. This time 4.9 crore voters will cast their votes at 51782 polling stations. This time 3,24,422 new voters have been added in Gujarat.


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Getting ready for the 2015-'16 season? I'm asking 50 questions before things get under way. Have an important question for the upcoming NBA season you want answered? Find me on Twitter (@thatjoemags). Thanks for reading!
The list of NBA MVP winners paints the picture of the evolution of the sport. Lew Alcindor becomes Kareem Abdul-Jabbar — he dominates the 1970s, winning six MVP trophies in 10 seasons, bookending the awards with his first two NBA championships.
Larry Bird wins three MVPs in a row. Magic Johnson passes him in championship rings in 1987, and proceeds to match his MVP trophies by 1990. Then Michael Jordan became Michael Jordan: between '84 and '92, only Bird, Johnson and Jordan won the MVP award.
Four great modern big men (Shaquille O'Neal, Tim Duncan, Kevin Garnett and Dirk Nowitzki) split five MVPs at the turn of the century. As the point guard position transformed in a pick-and-roll centric league, Steve Nash won a pair of trophies, Derrick Rose became the youngest winner in league history, and Stephen Curry took home the hardware following the greatest shooting season of all-time.
There are anomalies — Kobe Bryant was the best player in the world for many seasons, but he'll finish his career with one MVP award — but the history of the Most Valuable Player award mirrors the history of the game itself.
So who will make history in 2015-'16? Today, we look at the returning favorites to win the award, Stephen Curry and James Harden. Tomorrow, we look at the best of the other candidates.
The Heavyweights
Steph Curry (2014-15 finish: 1st Place)
The Facts: 23.8 points per game, 7.7 assists, 4.3 rebounds, 2.0 steals. 8.2 for 16.8 FGA (.487), 3.6 for 8.1 3pA (.443) and 3.9 for 4.2 (.914). Curry attempted the third-most 3s ever in a season, but because he makes 44.3 percent of them, the Warriors' offense was arguably the best in the NBA.
The Warriors won 67 games and the Western Conference, and defeated the Cavaliers in six games to win the NBA championship.
Why He Wins: Curry will win if the Warriors blitzkrieg the NBA again. Yes, Golden State has an excellent supporting cast and sports the best defense in the league. But the "Curry has more help than Harden" narrative overlooked the unprecedented workload Curry carries as the point guard of the NBA's fastest offense. Defenses make adjustments for great players, but they have to scrap their entire gameplan to prepare for Curry, a player who tilts the floor from the moment he crosses mid-court.
Why He Won't: Every MVP winner faces the issue of voter's fatigue: it's always sexier to vote for somebody else. If the Rockets challenge the Warriors for the top record in the West again, Harden will get real burn for the award. That argument can be extended to past winners like LeBron and Kevin Durant, who are square in the prime of their careers and playing for title contenders. And what's more appealing than voting for Anthony Davis, the next great superstar, if he duplicates his outrageous numbers from his age-21 season? Curry has significant competition.
There's also this: Golden State has far less to prove this time around in the regular season. Curry will be afforded extra rest down the stretch of the season as Golden State defends its title. Less minutes and games for Curry means less of a resume.
James Harden (2014-15 finish: 2nd Place)
The Facts: 27.4 points per game, 7.0 assists, 5.7 rebounds, 1.9 steals. 8.8 for 10.2 FTA (.868).
The Rockets overcame injuries to Dwight Howard and across the board to finish No. 2 in the West. Harden's unrivaled ability to challenge defenses and get to the foul line championed an overachieving Rockets team into the Final Four.
Houston was much more competitive against Golden State in the conference finals than a five-game series signifies on the surface. A return to the West Finals — and beyond — for Houston is in play because of Harden's all-encompassing offensive game.
Why He Wins: Houston will be gunning for the top seed in the West, and Harden needs no extra motivation to push for the scoring title. Russell Westbrook snatched the latter from him in the closing months of the season, and Golden State's enormous homecourt advantage made it next to impossible for anyone to beat them in a 7-game series.
If Harden can earn an uptick in counting stats — a 30-point season would go a long way — while also leading one of the best two-way regular season teams to a top seed, I'm not sure he'll be beat for the award.
Why He Won't: I'm not sure Houston is that much better, even with Ty Lawson. Gone are Josh Smith and Pablo Prigioni, two reserves who formed one of the strongest bench units in the league a year ago. With less depth in the backcourt, Houston will be relying an awful lot on Patrick Beverly (frequently banged up) and Lawson (a whole lot of question marks) to log big minutes around Harden.
If one or both of those guys misses time, Houston could be in trouble, and that's before addressing the future of Howard. Houston earned the right to be in the conversation for upper-echelon teams in the West, but there are plenty of variables to consider with this team. An up-and-down campaign is no good for Harden's MVP chances.
Tomorrow we'll discuss the MVP prospects of LeBron James, Kevin Durant, Anthony Davis, and others.


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3510 Main Beach Parade, Main Beach, QLD 4217
for Sale | Apartment | Main Beach
$3,000,000 +
Exquisite Presentation - Magnificent Views
Located in the sought after 'Silverpoint' Main Beach and rarely available, this superbly renovated masterpiece offers luxurious chic, spectacular views and the highest standard of finish.
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No expense was spared in this complete renovation, with each fixture, fitting and all of the exquisite furnishings carefully selected to compliment the stunning beach, river and hinterland views.
Features include:-
• Bespoke Timber joinery and cabinetry
• Plumbing, wiring, hot water system, light fittings, central air conditioner and ducting , tapwear, and all fixtures and fittings of the highest standard
• Fire sprinkler system and alarms refurbished
• Integrated sound, data and TV system throughout
• Complete water filtration system to the entire apartment including laundry and refrigerator plus reverse osmosis system installed.
• Marble benchtops in kitchen, bathroom and ensuite
• MIELE induction cooktop, oven, steam oven, convection microwave and dishwasher plus benchtop-recessed extractor fan.
• Bespoke Pantry
• Bar area with wine fridge
• Spacious laundry with MIELE washing machine and clothes dryer, storage and linen cupboards
• Central/Individual mains power blinds throughout
• All living/bedroom areas have direct access to the large wrap around balcony with non slip tiles
• Perfect for entertaining and designed to capture ocean breezes.
• Freshwater balcony hose
• Stunning views from Coolangatta to Stradbroke Island and the Hinterland
• Only 2 units per floor. giving privacy to all owners
• Central Main Beach location across from the beach.
• Walking distance to Tedder Avenue Shops and Restaurants, Light Rail, Yacht, Surf Clubs, parks and walking trails.
• Facilities include 2 pools, sauna and spas, fully equipped gym, tennis court and putting green, 2 gazebo BBQ areas and tranquil gardens
Please contact Mary Tatton with all your enquiries and inspection requests. 0431 002 552 or [email protected]
Main Beach, with its proximity to excellent Gold Coast Public & Private schools, including TSS and St Hilda's Schools, offers a variety of restaurants and cafes, Southport Yacht and Surf Clubs are within walking distance and nearby are Marina Mirage, The Sheraton Mirage, Palazzo Versace, Sea World and Aquatic Centre. Easy access to public transport and the G:link light rail.
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