Do you talk about jokes in your ESL classes?
As he got out, a truck passed too close and tore off the door on the driver’s side.
The lawyer immediately grabbed his cell phone, dialed 911, and within minutes a policeman pulled up.
Before the officer had a chance to ask any questions, the lawyer started screaming hysterically. His Lexus, which he had just picked up the day before, was now completely ruined no matter what the body shop did to it.
First he lies on one side, and then he lies on the other.
Only three. The rest are true stories.
Three. One to climb the ladder, one to shake it, and one to sue the ladder company.
If a lawyer and an IRS agent were both drowning, and you could save only one of them, would you go to lunch or read the paper?
What do you call a lawyer gone bad?
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?
What does a lawyer use for birth control?
What happens when you cross a pig with a lawyer?
Nothing. There are some things a pig won’t do.